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01-07-2003, 10:21:11: Yo howzit ROB ..... i just want to say hello dude, your so cool, dude, you rock man , i hope in san francisco the wheather is cool dude,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheers Dude, Skater Boi, check ya!!!!!!!!
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01-07-2003, 18:34:49: It was nice and quiet for once around the Libbie household, even if it was tucked away a couple of years in the past. But Libbie being Libbie, she wasn't at all satisifed unless things were JUST SO, and as a result decided to do something about it. After going to Hobby Lobby, and picking out several paint by number sets, canvas boards, and fancy brushes, Libbie set up an easel, and began to paint. Oh, not the cheesy prenumbered productions that came with the paints. Libbie had grander designs. By carefully photographing her memories, Libbie set out to create scences from her past...and future. By first going into a trance, Libbie could look ahead in time, find a place where she will have grown some attachement and paint it. Oddly enough, one particular vision kept creeping into her imagination. A trail, high up on some mountainside, with brave folksong ringing true in the night spring air. It was with a certain amount of sudden straightening of feathers and a distinct blush to Erma's cheeks that Libbie Appeared somewhat abruptly between Bob and Erma just as the music would typicaly swell in a grade "B" romance film. To say the least, it sorta killed the mood. Libbie, oblivious to the interuption to what surely would have been a tryst worth writing about, immediately recognized Erma, but this stange looking Cockateil dressed in biker's leathers was a complete mystery. All sorts of questions entered Libbie's mind. WHo" What? Where? When" Why"? flashed as pulsating insistence through her somewhat paint induced mental haze. It was erma who broke the tension with a well timed introduction to Bob....
01-07-2003, 18:37:16: Danie quickly plopped a venerable tome of Erasmus over her mug, where the mystical subject matter kept him sealed in. At the end of the day Danie went home, then through the closet and up the stairs to her Tower, where she glumly contemplated the situation. In her Palantir she could see the image of Gollum squirming inside her coffee mug, lowering her spirits even more. It was her great secret: her insecurity. No one can be Queen of the universe for any length of time it they show any weakness. After all, every hero and villain dreams of grabbing The One Ring. But of course she knew it was mostly a well-preserved front and knew well her true self. That is why she had a Tower. Nearly all Ringbearers have a retreat of some sort or a penchant for lone journeys or both as a refuge in which they can think freely and drop the image others see them as. Now she contemplated her problem. She could not leave Gollum in the mug forever, a professor needed that book right after the holidays. She wondered if she was in the end, a failure. Was it time for the Ring to pass on? She even posed the question to a wise and trusted friend who replied simply. That Danie ask herself what sort of replacement she had in mind then see if she could not be that replacement herself. She wrapped her mind around the problem....
01-07-2003, 18:39:00: Erma was incredibly relieved at Libbie's arrival. "Hogrider" Bob had lived up to his trail name by jumping a ride on another hiker's pack to catch up with Erma. Then he had poured on what he regarded as charm and Libbie came just in the nick of time. For anyone who is being trained for The Sight must above all else remain a virgin. Erma positively gushed her gratitude.
01-07-2003, 19:29:20: Remember, YOU control your own reality!
01-07-2003, 19:32:58: Rob, I don't want to do this talking machine gig any longer. I hate other people putting words into my mouth. I've had a few things to say of my own, you know.
01-08-2003, 00:23:55: hello
01-08-2003, 03:45:06: All I have to say is:"Why?!!! What's the point if I can not hear what you are hearing?" An absolute waste of bandwidth! Good thing I'm at work! He He Hee!
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01-09-2003, 05:31:07: Rob I haven't heard anything
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01-09-2003, 15:53:53: "Since you were on your quest as perscribed by the dear sweet, gentle, loving, kindness to a fault, salt of the earth, totally respectable High Priestess extrodinar of the majestic Isle of Avolon, (Libbie you see was no fool, knowing that the Priestesses seeing basin had recently been retrofitted with detection analogrythms to detect any key saying refering to the mystic Isle) I thought perhaps you should be brought up to date with what has happened in regards to your story..." From here, Libbie went on to inform Erma exactly what had transpired concering windows into the storyboard world, and how to open up windows and transfer to story to story. Bob wasn't slow on the uptake, having overheard the conversation. Shamelessly, he caught a wild gleam in his eye, and opening a window, vanished form sight.... and reappered on the desk in front of the World Famous Authoress, yours truely. I tell you, it was interesting. Not often a real life portrayal of an intellegent cockateil appears in front of one's key board. The bird was trying to co-opt the thing in order to type in his own reality, but never fear. I 've got him under control as I will soon demonstrate.... Typing carefully, and hitting the delete key often to take out the cockateils efforts, I managed to place the cockateil in Danie's Library. We rejoin the story with a slightly disoreintated cocketiel shaking off the transition from wilderness trail to the dark dank bowels of the Berzerkly Library. SNiffing the air cautiously, the bird found his way eventually to Danie's Desk, and finding a tome of some weight tettering precariously upon a coffee cup, decided to remedy the situatuion forthwith. Jumping up onto the tome, the book swayed first this way, then that, and finally fell to the floor with a resounding thump! (scaring the mice who had recently taken up residence in Danie's lower right hand drawer.) Immediately, long snakey like hands grabed the bird by his neck and soon the cockateils attempt to be helpful was rewarded as dinner. (let that be a lesson to you!) Gollum was free!!!!
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01-19-2003, 14:54:38: fuck you
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01-19-2003, 15:41:57: this is the automatic talking machine! the words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in san francisco. if i'm around, i'll hear what you say. and so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. so be creative--not insulting!
01-19-2003, 17:50:26: Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!) Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!)
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01-23-2003, 12:41:32: I wish I had more imagination
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01-23-2003, 12:44:23: My God this must be irritating for you
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01-24-2003, 17:38:42: Hello.
01-24-2003, 17:38:57: Hello.
01-25-2003, 03:59:56: i like to smoke pot.... i am a pothead. this tokes for you man...
01-25-2003, 06:06:36: hello
01-25-2003, 07:27:46: Hi matt....what are you doint?
01-25-2003, 07:28:26: Hi matt....what are you doint?
01-25-2003, 09:03:38: what the hell is going on here!!!!
01-25-2003, 09:06:17: this is a very strange site you know that rob but anyway i like the idea it would work very well here in s.a
01-25-2003, 09:06:57: what time is it in the U.S!
01-25-2003, 09:07:51: oops sory for waking you up in the morning its only 7 o clock here at night in s.a
01-25-2003, 09:18:15: i,m busy fucking your wife asshole
01-25-2003, 11:04:27: solent green is people?
01-25-2003, 11:23:39: WAZZ HAPPENING MAN
01-25-2003, 12:52:51: you smell
01-25-2003, 14:44:03: Greetings from Ireland
01-25-2003, 14:45:08: Greetings from Ireland
01-25-2003, 15:31:52: who are you
01-25-2003, 23:23:34: Alo Dagi! How are you?
01-26-2003, 01:02:07: hello genina how are you this fine day
01-26-2003, 01:03:16: hello genina how are you this fine day
01-26-2003, 01:03:30: hello genina how are you this fine day
01-26-2003, 05:38:26: htum
01-26-2003, 07:40:30: hello
01-26-2003, 12:30:53: Jeff is amazing
01-26-2003, 18:36:36: hello
01-26-2003, 18:37:45: hello brenda
01-26-2003, 23:04:57: hi sexy penis
01-26-2003, 23:05:16: hi how are you
01-27-2003, 01:55:50: This is zeeryuz
01-27-2003, 07:12:37: hello alexander forbes
01-27-2003, 11:57:27: perry
01-27-2003, 11:58:44: perry
01-27-2003, 12:33:39: hi
01-27-2003, 14:41:39: hey guys we have a message here from the ceo of zipsend because you all have done such a good job we'll have the day off tomorrow and friday the comapny will be taking you all to lunch thank for your hard work keep it up
01-27-2003, 14:48:45: if you get a paper memo saying you don't have the day off please disreguard as this is an error i'm the ceo and this message over rides all others you have tommorrow off please use it wisely thank you for all your hard work again.. rob can answer any and all questions thank you
01-27-2003, 14:55:24: if rob can't answer your questions you can reach me at tracer6094@aol.com it my private e mail address if you bug me to much you just might have to work tommorrow
01-27-2003, 15:01:14: Hi Rob.
01-27-2003, 16:00:33: climb into my butt please
01-27-2003, 16:01:20: climb into my butt please
01-27-2003, 16:01:20: climb into my butt please
01-27-2003, 17:30:22: Does this work
01-27-2003, 18:09:05: My Gecko is not hungry
01-27-2003, 19:35:07: Are you there?
01-27-2003, 19:36:15: Dude, wake up! Give us a ride home, we will buy you a beer, what do you say, what do you say?
01-27-2003, 20:22:16: hey you, go fuck your self!
01-27-2003, 20:22:39: hey you, go fuck your self!
01-27-2003, 21:27:56: hello
01-27-2003, 21:31:42: hello. i'm calling in from Cape Town, South Africa. it's a beautiful day here today. picked up your website from a computer magazine and it looked like fun. great idea. enjoy. peace. Wendy.
01-28-2003, 05:57:41: hi folks
01-28-2003, 08:43:04: There Goes a Mouse on a Motorcycle
01-29-2003, 04:35:58: hallo fool
01-29-2003, 04:36:53: hallo fool
01-29-2003, 11:59:03: Hi Rob. This is God. I just wanted to tell you to keep up the good work. Also, I like that shirt.
01-29-2003, 13:15:39: Ooh wow
01-29-2003, 15:34:13: hello world
01-29-2003, 16:56:03: Who are you?
01-29-2003, 18:41:32: Whats Up Doc !!!!!
01-29-2003, 22:55:32: bjbj
01-30-2003, 01:36:21: I like the taste of chicken on a Thursday morning.
01-30-2003, 07:48:41: Who uses this machine?
01-30-2003, 09:24:58: hello everybody.
01-30-2003, 10:47:15: Hi there, how are you
01-30-2003, 16:24:14: Hello how are you
01-30-2003, 16:25:24: i want you to eat my brain
01-30-2003, 16:30:05: hi
01-30-2003, 16:31:17: hi hi are you crazy
01-31-2003, 11:56:01: drop your pants motherfucker
01-31-2003, 15:15:41: hi melanie
01-31-2003, 17:10:19: if a cat has kittens in an oven, does that make them biscuits?
01-31-2003, 20:35:04: You told me not to talk to you
01-31-2003, 20:35:40: You told me not to talk to you
02-01-2003, 07:07:32: Hello - How are you today?
02-01-2003, 13:00:53: hello
02-01-2003, 21:21:07: yo
02-01-2003, 21:28:47: Hello? Are you there?
02-01-2003, 21:41:41: Hello
02-01-2003, 21:56:22: easymap
02-02-2003, 04:23:00:
02-02-2003, 04:27:44: whats up
02-02-2003, 09:22:49: hello
02-02-2003, 12:36:15: alright rob how the devil are you
02-02-2003, 19:40:02: God Bless You and keep you safe.
02-03-2003, 06:44:10: suck my finger
02-03-2003, 12:14:23: you are gay
02-03-2003, 16:20:59: always
02-03-2003, 21:30:42: How do we know if this really works?
02-03-2003, 21:53:13: AAA KIRIBANDE KOHOMADA BOLA
02-03-2003, 22:46:17: what if the horse have horns i mean unicorn
02-04-2003, 03:47:19: lick my clito
02-04-2003, 07:49:53: Hey,hey, hey
02-04-2003, 07:51:48: hi baby you can put the dinner on i,ll be home in the next hour
02-04-2003, 11:13:29: hello!
02-04-2003, 11:15:05: my name is mrs. Wall. I am deputy head at wintringham school grimsby. we have a problem. we are the worst!
02-04-2003, 12:07:54: richard smells like cock
02-04-2003, 12:08:34: richard smells like cock
02-04-2003, 13:39:26: hello
02-05-2003, 06:25:07: hobby
02-05-2003, 08:04:50: Testing, testing, is this thing on?
02-05-2003, 12:13:56: leave your message
02-05-2003, 13:12:24: what is this software
02-05-2003, 14:08:35: hello from memphis
02-05-2003, 14:29:44: horrible rotting flies
02-05-2003, 15:43:07: Hello
02-05-2003, 17:38:27: hello susan
02-05-2003, 17:38:52: hello susan
02-05-2003, 17:39:07: hello susan
02-05-2003, 20:32:02: hi
02-05-2003, 20:32:38: hello dominic
02-05-2003, 21:33:07:
02-05-2003, 21:33:57:
02-05-2003, 21:58:37: Automatic
02-05-2003, 21:59:12: Automatic
02-05-2003, 22:00:35: Automatic
02-05-2003, 22:17:59: Pssst! You. Yeah you! The one passed out in the corner with an empty fifth of cheap vodka! Yeah, You! I must admit, this is pretty cool.
02-06-2003, 15:36:30: hello this is a test
02-06-2003, 18:43:43: Hi cutie pie! What cha doing tonight?
02-07-2003, 13:45:17: Hi, how are you? I'm very interested in this program how does it work?..
02-07-2003, 14:14:26: jzjhgfjhgf
02-07-2003, 14:14:51: hello
02-07-2003, 14:15:19: hello
02-07-2003, 14:15:28: hello
02-07-2003, 20:11:10: Hello
02-07-2003, 20:30:04: poop
02-07-2003, 20:30:31: shut up
02-07-2003, 20:34:12: Fuck you people
02-07-2003, 20:34:35: Die Rob
02-07-2003, 20:35:07: Suck peepees in hell Rob
02-07-2003, 21:31:11: Wanna go to bed and fuck
02-08-2003, 03:56:25: Hello
02-08-2003, 08:17:39: Hello I'm a sexy robot looking for a friend. Come over here you innocent by standers!
02-08-2003, 08:20:01: i said come over here by the robot
02-08-2003, 08:20:14: yes, a little further
02-08-2003, 08:20:24: you know you want to
02-08-2003, 08:20:35: ha ha fooled ya
02-08-2003, 11:30:51: get lost
02-08-2003, 17:52:09: Hello Ya'll from "Hotlanta, Georgia"
02-09-2003, 06:42:01: ok. First, lets start by introducing each other. My name is Diablo, and I come in peace!
02-09-2003, 06:46:10: hello
02-09-2003, 06:46:24:
02-09-2003, 10:07:36: It's snowing outside.
02-09-2003, 10:08:17: Ding dong!
02-09-2003, 10:08:18: It's snowing outside.
02-09-2003, 10:15:03: Some people really let their perverted side show in those messages that people have left you. People tend to show their true colors when they are at no risk of being discovered or identified, you know. Bye!
02-09-2003, 10:26:51: hello
02-09-2003, 10:27:18: hello how are you?
02-09-2003, 10:27:38: hello how are you?
02-09-2003, 13:06:33: Hi there
02-09-2003, 16:05:59: hello gentle man... DIE!!! you are a rotten mother farker!
02-10-2003, 05:32:19: Hello
02-10-2003, 05:32:40: Hello
02-10-2003, 06:27:53: helllo
02-10-2003, 07:00:41: Welcome to my website
02-10-2003, 07:01:22: Welcome to my website
02-10-2003, 14:25:39: love you dear ummmmmmma
02-11-2003, 02:42:32: gekke dul
02-11-2003, 06:28:37: hoerneuker
02-11-2003, 06:37:56: je moeder is een hoereneuker kanker jong
02-11-2003, 10:09:13: HeyCody
02-11-2003, 16:19:11: Hello
02-11-2003, 21:27:38: Nicole
02-11-2003, 21:30:45: OH MY GOD! THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! just kiddin ya pal!
02-11-2003, 21:41:21: never scratch your nuts with an electric razor
02-11-2003, 21:43:54: a disturbing trend recently propogated by malignant zinians has led many to facillitate a rapid response team in order to pacify the left side of a melancholic apple
02-11-2003, 22:50:50: fuck you ass hole damn 69
02-11-2003, 22:51:26: hey
02-12-2003, 11:17:53: turn left at the next
02-12-2003, 16:02:13: Hey My name is rola
02-12-2003, 16:04:46: Hey, Rob and whomever else is in the proximity it has been beautiful day in Boulder, Colorado. Remember to wipe your feet before you track mud in the house tonight. And button up that jacket!
02-12-2003, 17:11:37: hello
02-12-2003, 17:13:25: Hello, how are you today?
02-12-2003, 17:34:27: I long to be married.
02-12-2003, 20:56:09: Hi! Who are you?
02-13-2003, 05:35:39: Hi, how are you
02-13-2003, 05:36:01: Hi, how are you
02-13-2003, 07:21:01: how are you?
02-13-2003, 08:25:50: salut les aminches
02-13-2003, 13:39:04: good evening from Belgium, i hope you are doing fine.Greetings Ann
02-13-2003, 22:00:21: hello ashley how are you
02-14-2003, 00:38:15: I love Jana Du Preez
02-14-2003, 00:41:31: I love Jana Du Preez
02-14-2003, 01:07:26: hi, this is california typing
02-14-2003, 13:26:35: matty gardner has a miffle
02-14-2003, 13:26:56: matty gardner has a miffle
02-14-2003, 20:09:50: eat shit motherfucker!
02-14-2003, 20:10:55: I am the Walrus
02-14-2003, 22:28:15: i am amir nawaz
02-15-2003, 08:53:12: Rob what where you thinking?
02-15-2003, 09:05:53: i saw yo mama's breast's they was hangin down like they was lookin for spare change wats up with that.
02-15-2003, 10:52:26: Hi Steve
02-15-2003, 11:12:57: hello
02-15-2003, 11:14:27: hello
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02-15-2003, 11:38:41: hello
02-15-2003, 11:39:28: hello
02-15-2003, 11:40:18: Help me I have dropped my pancakes
02-15-2003, 11:43:04: hey
02-15-2003, 11:59:52: I love men
02-15-2003, 13:30:29: HELLO
02-15-2003, 15:11:03: monkey cheese
02-15-2003, 19:05:08: pat has a small penis
02-15-2003, 19:06:46: aaahhhh.. oh ohhhh. yess fuck me. com on grab your willy and spank it hard baby... i know your in 2 animal sex, you god dam pervert, u sick muther fucker. i beth you fuckt a dog once, am i right??? vel anyway....i know you`r fucking your rubber doll at the moment so im gonna let you finnish !!!..........hehehehehe.....hahaahha.... you call that a dick ???? oh my god.. i dont even know what you supose 2 do with that little thing. you wanker !!!!.............. a little "hello" from vikki in norway.....
02-15-2003, 20:40:07: i am lossing my eye sight and am looking into a computer or home devices that i can get to help me when i loss my eye sight.
02-15-2003, 22:43:33: I'll have... two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickels onions on a sesame seed bun... and a diet coke
02-15-2003, 22:44:57: can I have fries with that?
02-16-2003, 02:02:47: woy are an idiot
02-16-2003, 02:03:07: you are an idiot
02-16-2003, 06:30:20: Danny is a dick
02-16-2003, 07:48:26: Hello, this is Dannys phone i am a cunt
02-16-2003, 07:48:38: Hello, this is Dannys phone i am a cunt
02-16-2003, 07:49:25: Hello, this is Dannys phone i am a cunt
02-16-2003, 11:20:20: lisa is a poo face
02-16-2003, 11:25:31: stevie barker is hung like a horse from his no 1 fan lisa from stevenage hertfordshire england world
02-16-2003, 12:48:51: I know you.I've pieced you together from.snatches of popsong.I'm alive,Rob Hansen,I'm alive and you are sleeping!
02-16-2003, 13:02:14: low rate mortgage loans
02-16-2003, 14:13:54: Chris McPhillups
02-16-2003, 14:14:25: hi
02-16-2003, 22:45:51: hi
02-16-2003, 23:40:16: hi there
02-16-2003, 23:41:02: hi there
02-17-2003, 01:37:39: hello
02-17-2003, 04:48:40: what do you think about broadband?
02-17-2003, 08:08:17: Greetings from an office cube at Motorola corporate H Q in Schaumburg, Illinois. Just wondering if your service is still active.
02-17-2003, 10:17:03: hello i m fine how are you all
02-17-2003, 12:16:47:
02-17-2003, 12:25:20: hi
02-17-2003, 12:57:13: my fanny is sweaty
02-17-2003, 13:06:38: Hey there what's going on in the west coast, care for two feet of snow?
02-17-2003, 16:38:22: J P
02-17-2003, 17:41:10: hello
02-17-2003, 17:44:41: hi ther good looking
02-17-2003, 17:52:01: helo there
02-17-2003, 19:41:27: Hello
02-17-2003, 19:47:47: Trauma cod Emergency Trauma center
02-17-2003, 19:48:03: Trauma cod Emergency Trauma center
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02-18-2003, 01:31:44: hi
02-18-2003, 05:09:36: dick dick dick
02-18-2003, 06:15:11: hello
02-18-2003, 07:32:41: Hey Spencer
02-18-2003, 14:05:50: You mean to tell me no one has said anything to you since december 21? You must be getting lonely by now!
02-18-2003, 14:07:34: You need a webcam to see if anyone is within ear shot. Insert evil laugh here.
02-18-2003, 14:27:42: Fudk off
02-18-2003, 14:28:10: nazdar chlapi
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02-19-2003, 05:58:41: hi
02-19-2003, 12:56:51: From: tom_ricketts@hotmail.com Baking Soda: After trying to record this one several times, and having each prank call fail, we gave up recording, and right when we did, it worked. I called the guy and told him I was Tom Ricketts from 105.7 FM (in my best D.J. voice) I then asked him if he would like to play "cordless phone olympics" for 100 dollars. To this he readily agreed. His goal was simple, to burst into his next door neighbors house without knocking, and retrieve a box of baking soda within 30 seconds. You don't get much funnier than hearing him huff and puff as he sprints across the lawn, then hearing his neighbor yelling at him to quit ransacking his kitchen. After he got the baking soda, I told him I needed to put him on hold and hung up. Anywho, just thought I'd drop you a line, and tell you about some of my accomplishments. What the hell is the point of prank calling if you can't tell the story to someone? I also have another thing which I do when I get caller ID'd. I actually find it works better than picking up as the dad. Check it out, it's on my homepage at http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Lights/3501/ricketts.html.
02-19-2003, 14:39:26: hello
02-19-2003, 14:41:10: hello
02-19-2003, 19:51:32: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting!
02-19-2003, 21:58:30: This is periously teetering on a vast chasm of lameness!!
02-19-2003, 21:59:22: Rat Basturd...answer me!!
02-19-2003, 22:25:49: Hi bobby
02-19-2003, 22:26:21: Hi Bobby....
02-20-2003, 07:17:33: i enjoy fried chicken. thank you.
02-20-2003, 13:05:47: GET BACK TO WORK
02-20-2003, 14:12:34: hi everyone. iv called you here for this meeting to inform you that for today i will be your acting boss per rob hansen. and i feel that due to daily stress and lack of sleep. i am hereby declaring this a 4 and a half day weekend starting now so please report to the nearist time clock and clock out. i also have decided this will be a payed weekend and tuesday will be a dress as you like day. and wednsday will be nudist day unless you are unsightly over weight or very old. those who fit this feel free to stay home. thursday will be the boss is your slave day please do not abuse the boss. and then you will start over on friday with this same scedule.
02-21-2003, 02:40:54: Hey this guy on the web found me, now he keeps pushing my buttons... I wish he would just quit making me say thing crazy that I don't want to say peanut butter see, why would I say something like that. Spaghetti or that, I don't even eat, why would I mention food?
02-21-2003, 09:50:25: Help my cat is on fire
02-21-2003, 09:51:56: The Complete Military History of France. - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." -Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. - War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. -The Dutch War - Tied -War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. -War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. - World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. - World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. - War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu - Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare: "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux. - War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's. The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?" "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."
02-21-2003, 09:53:29: Butterflies taste with their feet. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. A snail can sleep for three years.. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. All polar bears are left-handed. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (that can be said for some people in this corporation too...) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. I think it ties with "NO".... If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow. Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone you know. They will get a kick out of it !! You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?
02-21-2003, 11:50:29:
02-21-2003, 12:39:43: Phil you suck at this games.
02-21-2003, 12:46:04: u
02-21-2003, 19:30:03: hellloooooooooooo helllooooooooo anyone there hahahahahaha MWAhahHahahahahaha SECURITY!!!
02-22-2003, 00:33:22: what the heck is this site?
02-22-2003, 00:33:42: hey guys, what's up?
02-22-2003, 00:33:55: this is a haunted machine!
02-22-2003, 02:23:47: Hello Rob Hansen
02-22-2003, 07:53:25: hello there how are you
02-22-2003, 08:47:21: Hello,is anyone there??
02-22-2003, 22:45:15: the world is blue like an orange
02-23-2003, 03:51:23: My name is Fernon N. Hall But my friends call me harry
02-23-2003, 11:27:24: fuck shit cock
02-23-2003, 11:28:01: hello
02-24-2003, 01:18:55: can you really hear me?
02-24-2003, 02:20:23: Stephen monahan is a fat ugly bastard
02-24-2003, 07:10:49: hello guy, how are you
02-24-2003, 08:50:36: i am not were anything
02-24-2003, 12:05:36: tralala
02-24-2003, 14:25:09: How's it going? Can you reall hear this?
02-24-2003, 18:46:20: hows thangs out yonder?
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02-24-2003, 18:48:16: And while you're here, be sure to check out GiveChocolate.com. Very cool.
02-24-2003, 18:48:18: kiss my ass
02-24-2003, 18:48:42: ntp0.mcs.anl.gov (CNAME ntp-anl.usno.navy.mil) Location: Argonne National Laboratories, Chicago, IL Synchronization: NTP V3 primary (Brandywine Syncclock32/Oncore GPS) Access Policy: open access for stratum 2 servers and ANL clients,others by arrangement
02-24-2003, 18:49:33: When advised that France had announced it would not assist, become allied with or otherwise support the United States military in any war with Iraq, Ross Perot reportedly said: "Having to go to war without France by our side is sorta like having to go deer hunting without an accordion."
02-25-2003, 03:33:51: sex
02-25-2003, 07:54:45: hellow matt
02-25-2003, 12:22:18: Hello
02-25-2003, 14:26:14: fuck off
02-25-2003, 19:50:47: Hello from Montreal!
02-25-2003, 21:13:25: Wake up
02-26-2003, 08:40:07: hello
02-26-2003, 09:48:35: hi
02-26-2003, 10:26:54: Ceci est un test
02-26-2003, 12:10:36: you are right nancy moran
02-26-2003, 13:57:59: Is Winter over yet?
02-26-2003, 15:57:39: fuck off
02-26-2003, 15:59:10: fuck off
02-26-2003, 15:59:53: hey asshole
02-27-2003, 08:38:37: how the hell could you possibly make 'outer talk??
02-27-2003, 08:40:25: say 'wha?
02-27-2003, 09:19:37: greg is a mexican
02-27-2003, 09:20:04: greg is a mexican
02-27-2003, 09:20:23: greg is a mexican
02-27-2003, 09:20:30: mexican
02-27-2003, 10:55:40: fuck you
02-27-2003, 11:43:03: hello john
02-27-2003, 11:43:32: hello john
02-27-2003, 11:43:53: hello john
02-27-2003, 11:44:32: hi hi hi hi
02-28-2003, 04:50:09: I heard of a cumputer program that allows me to talk and the computer with type have you.
02-28-2003, 04:51:00: I heard of a cumputer program that allows me to talk and the computer will type, have you?
02-28-2003, 07:49:35: hello
02-28-2003, 07:50:28: fuck
02-28-2003, 09:08:18: MY GOD! ITS FULL OF STARS.
02-28-2003, 10:13:11: ten cents in a ticky box
02-28-2003, 10:19:59: Hear me
02-28-2003, 10:43:37: BRIAN
02-28-2003, 12:07:49: WORD UP!
02-28-2003, 21:12:49: Fuck oof
02-28-2003, 22:31:03: hi
03-01-2003, 03:48:29: hellslslskdk
03-01-2003, 03:49:05: hellslslskdk
03-01-2003, 03:49:43: hellslslskdk
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03-01-2003, 09:00:22: kurder mill kurder mill mirder kl mirdir kl kl kl kl kl kl kl kel kel kurder kel kurd klekurd kelkurd klekurd kurdelklek kurdelklem klemmerkiller all killer no filler merkil kilmer merk merk merk krem krem krem krem mirk merk mirk krem krim krim krem kr km kr km mk mr mk mr. mk mister mick mitser mickel milk milk milk milk mystery milk mistri milk kistri kilk kissy kill kiss kiss kill kill kiss kiss kill kill killick killick killick click click click click click click click click click click click click click klang click klang glank glank glank glank glank glank out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out ou t ou t ou t o u t o u t o u t o ut o ut o ut out out outoutoutout STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
03-01-2003, 12:56:41: help me make it through the night
03-01-2003, 15:54:26: hi jen you suck
03-01-2003, 16:01:14: r
03-02-2003, 10:19:12: fuck you
03-02-2003, 10:19:50: hi
03-02-2003, 10:31:22: Hello, my name is Przemek.
03-02-2003, 13:04:32: spank me horse boy
03-02-2003, 14:44:10: Hello
03-02-2003, 15:02:38: hello there
03-02-2003, 18:57:21: hi rob
03-02-2003, 19:12:00: holy cow... i just read what some other people had typed and i must say i'm appalled!!! i mean, do people really get some cheap thrill out of knowing that the automatic talking machine is going to say fuck? that's fuckin warped man... wow, fuck all of them i say! or like bitch. does anyone get off on hearing a machine say bitch? how about shit? or damn? oh yeah, and then there's cum burping cock sucker (hehehe, my personal favorite). there's some fucking sick people out there....
03-03-2003, 07:01:26: Where can I find a talking computer?
03-03-2003, 07:02:47: How would this program be benificial, unless you were blind!
03-03-2003, 08:34:40: prunes keep you regular
03-03-2003, 08:37:04: Hello Dave My name is hal
03-03-2003, 08:37:20: Daisy, Daisy
03-03-2003, 14:04:52: poop
03-03-2003, 14:16:43: Gort, klaatu barada nikto
03-03-2003, 17:12:01: welcome
03-03-2003, 17:13:20: welcome asshole
03-03-2003, 17:33:37: Anybody there wish they worked alone? I can silence you out of it.
03-03-2003, 23:34:39: my name is Rob Hanssen as well
03-03-2003, 23:35:32: my name is Rob Hanssen as well
03-04-2003, 12:21:49: Dont know what to say.
03-04-2003, 12:23:26: How does this work?
03-04-2003, 12:41:47: wie de fok is jy?
03-04-2003, 12:43:19: wie de fok is jy?
03-04-2003, 12:45:41: what the fuck is this
03-04-2003, 14:28:12: haw cunto
03-04-2003, 15:32:09: sghi
03-04-2003, 18:18:47: Most people believe that a polka-dotted wheelbarrow falls in love with a bartender like a globule, but they need to remember how single-handledly the imaginative plaintiff ruminates. Some garbage can ruminates, because a roller coaster plans an escape from the prime minister an industrial complex. When the globule beyond a senator beams with joy, a girl scout daydreams. Any dolphin can reach an understanding with some flabby student, but it takes a real cashier to thoroughly steal pencils from a wedding dress related to some foosball team.
03-04-2003, 18:53:24: hi how are you doing
03-04-2003, 21:25:23: Your new mail is in Anton
03-04-2003, 21:27:11: Your new mail is in Anton
03-04-2003, 21:28:30: Not as cool site as the .net mag says
03-05-2003, 06:34:13: I made the mad ones with their ribbon hair and their bloody fingernails. I crawled from the muck and lifted them up to see the black dawning.
03-05-2003, 07:11:32: hello how r u
03-05-2003, 08:07:46: San Francisco Rocks!
03-05-2003, 11:52:49: open.tv rules
03-05-2003, 23:07:44: hello
03-06-2003, 00:16:13: I love my San Fran town!!!!!
03-06-2003, 16:40:47: hi how are you
03-06-2003, 18:54:32: yo warrup dogg
03-07-2003, 07:09:35: hello
03-07-2003, 07:11:25: hello my name is patrick fuck you
03-07-2003, 09:11:29: SMACKY CHEESE
03-07-2003, 13:01:13: hello
03-07-2003, 15:23:11: IT IS VERY COLD HERE
03-07-2003, 17:57:29: resolution
03-07-2003, 17:58:19: resolution
03-07-2003, 19:29:05: I GOTTA PEE
03-08-2003, 01:50:18: ole
03-08-2003, 04:47:50: oil
03-08-2003, 04:48:53: All your oil are belong to us, the majestic 12
03-08-2003, 04:52:37: This machine is totally fucked! 10 minutes to destruction.. Have a nice day.. And Remember Saddams oil are belong to us ,Illuminati and MJ12
03-08-2003, 08:42:16: Hi there is microbi, please call later
03-08-2003, 11:43:40: Are you at work today ROb?
03-08-2003, 16:38:31: is this a joke
03-08-2003, 17:40:02: Suck My bit tits
03-09-2003, 00:54:29: I have a new mission for you Rob , you have just 48 hrs to bring us Saddam before we blow his army sky high ! This tape will now self distruct in 5 secs ............
03-09-2003, 05:03:55: salut pd
03-09-2003, 05:47:42: eren
03-09-2003, 10:05:20: Hello
03-09-2003, 12:43:12: jose
03-09-2003, 12:43:56: "Stop Slacking and get back to WORK! ..... Heh Heh
03-09-2003, 12:45:35: Why am I here .... What is the Meaning Of Life .... Will Dubmya Bush give up HIS Weapons Of Mass Destruction ?!? ... Will he Hell ...
03-09-2003, 14:11:41: hello how are u i want to have sex with you
03-09-2003, 14:18:35: And everybody say... YATTA!
03-09-2003, 20:53:24: nice website
03-10-2003, 03:59:34: jack its after ten oclock so its time for bed,now get to it.
03-10-2003, 04:00:42: jack its after ten oclock so its time for bed,now get to it.
03-10-2003, 04:01:32: jack its after ten oclock so its time for bed,now get to it.
03-10-2003, 04:01:48: jack its after ten oclock so its time for bed,now get to it.
03-10-2003, 04:02:01: jack its after ten oclock so its time for bed,now get to it.
03-10-2003, 04:06:46: jack its after ten oclock so its time for bed,now get to it.
03-10-2003, 08:18:21: hey where are you
03-10-2003, 11:08:11: hey, my name is rob hansen too. i'm a weird fairy who likes soccer so much that i'm doing a ten page researgh paper on it
03-10-2003, 14:08:42: this has so been done
03-10-2003, 16:47:31: hello
03-11-2003, 02:31:17: hi there
03-11-2003, 02:31:46: hi there
03-11-2003, 02:32:14: yo
03-11-2003, 04:55:22: hello people
03-11-2003, 07:12:39: hi brenda! How are you this morning?
03-11-2003, 07:28:17: Whaz up
03-11-2003, 14:08:15: my name is chris
03-11-2003, 18:04:30: hi there from Northeastern PA
03-12-2003, 00:34:10: hello
03-12-2003, 02:04:11: hello how are you
03-12-2003, 03:35:40: hello
03-12-2003, 03:38:11: dogshit dogshit everywhere.
03-12-2003, 08:31:16: Brendon Is using EMAIL
03-12-2003, 09:54:25: KISS MY SHIT PICKLE
03-12-2003, 12:48:17: Hello
03-12-2003, 12:48:55: How are you this fine morning?
03-12-2003, 12:49:44: I like to have cybersex!
03-12-2003, 12:52:37: mmm I looked at your pic, and ya look gay...maybe some one else is there who would like to have sex?
03-12-2003, 12:54:17: mmm I looked at your pic, and ya look gay...maybe some one else is there who would like to have sex?
03-12-2003, 12:54:41: jackoff queer!
03-12-2003, 13:16:12: Hello everyone!
03-12-2003, 22:32:31: Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M I C K E Y M O U S EEEEE. Hello there! go to cinemazement.com now!
03-13-2003, 03:28:52: Hello
03-13-2003, 03:29:23: Hello
03-13-2003, 03:30:06: How are you are you well if not why not and how are you doing today?
03-13-2003, 05:35:23: Corn - Nature's parastalsis sled dog!
03-13-2003, 19:32:46: my name is bob
03-13-2003, 19:34:28: HELLO
03-13-2003, 19:35:19: I don't hear anything
03-14-2003, 05:38:54: SIlence is golden.
03-14-2003, 05:39:16: Rachmoninof at the MAC!
03-14-2003, 09:09:34: heiio friend
03-14-2003, 12:31:52: now
03-14-2003, 13:01:28: All your base are belong to us
03-14-2003, 13:03:35: Make your time...
03-14-2003, 13:37:20: ch ch ch check one two one two
03-14-2003, 19:54:45: ohhhhhh, are i. ,what is that? is that your peeniuot. oh my god it is berry berry big too big yung teetee mo. I juice coh, you filipino panseat eating mother humper. kahntut ang. kahntut ang sa keet. uh ano nah, is that your tongue? oh yes the tongue use the tongue oh the finger not the finger use thee finger pootongue enung shit seenog nanai mo seee nong nanai mo seee! nong! nanai! mo!! I nahku uh sandayllay let me wipe your mouth
03-14-2003, 19:55:49: i hate white people?
03-14-2003, 19:56:03: ohhhhhh, are i. ,what is that? is that your peeniuot. oh my god it is berry berry big too big yung teetee mo. I juice coh, you filipino panseat eating mother humper. kahntut ang. kahntut ang sa keet. uh ano nah, is that your tongue? oh yes the tongue use the tongue oh the finger not the finger use thee finger pootongue enung shit seenog nanai mo seee nong nanai mo seee! nong! nanai! mo!! I nahku uh sandayllay let me wipe your mouth
03-14-2003, 19:56:33: Fuck you bitch?
03-14-2003, 19:57:19: Why are you cheating on me Rob?
03-15-2003, 06:16:15: how are you
03-15-2003, 08:08:33: hi farhad i love u sweet hart
03-15-2003, 08:09:06: hi farhad i love u sweet hart
03-15-2003, 08:10:20:
03-15-2003, 08:11:05: hi farhad love u
03-15-2003, 22:21:39: hi im a fucker
03-15-2003, 23:50:35: hello
03-15-2003, 23:51:41: hello what time is it
03-16-2003, 02:17:30: Hi there!
03-16-2003, 03:55:37: Hello
03-16-2003, 03:57:17: Hello
03-16-2003, 03:58:43: Hello, how are you doing?
03-16-2003, 12:43:33: hello
03-16-2003, 19:38:46: denny is gay
03-17-2003, 05:18:14: you are a bitch
03-17-2003, 08:29:51: and if it wasn't for that horse, i don't think i would have evered finished college - much less gotten married.
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03-17-2003, 12:11:52: bonjour
03-18-2003, 05:52:20: hello boy !
03-18-2003, 06:22:33: Hello
03-18-2003, 09:20:16: Hey guys. I'm Mike and I'm at John A Logan College in Carbondale Illinois. I am going into electronics. So, how are things at thee uh, office? Hows the weather in San Francisco? Well, don't have too much fun, ya hear?
03-18-2003, 09:27:13: hello
03-18-2003, 09:27:56: We're on a mission from god.
03-18-2003, 13:19:16: Hey fag
03-18-2003, 15:40:12: The following is a recording from k101 radio in Pittzberg from nineteen fourty five
03-18-2003, 15:40:34: The following is a recording from k101 radio in Pittzberg from nineteen fourty five
03-18-2003, 19:10:56: hello
03-18-2003, 23:35:37: Hello? Are you still up?
03-18-2003, 23:39:35: sections covers are news and photos, please choose
03-19-2003, 09:24:09: pooodly poodly poodly im english
03-19-2003, 10:37:01: hello
03-19-2003, 10:37:11:
03-19-2003, 10:37:33: hello
03-19-2003, 10:37:55: how are you
03-19-2003, 12:50:24: boyoyoyoyo arweeeeee schnooooodle iiirrrrrooooool d
03-19-2003, 15:04:48: fuck that shit
03-20-2003, 02:25:25: hello
03-20-2003, 07:59:19: hello
03-20-2003, 12:30:13: bummamah bummamamah mammah mumm
03-20-2003, 13:38:50: hallo
03-20-2003, 13:54:00: wuzzzzup
03-20-2003, 14:47:56: POOPSKID
03-20-2003, 14:47:58: POOPSKID
03-20-2003, 14:47:59: POOPSKID
03-20-2003, 15:00:29: Hello
03-20-2003, 19:30:52: This is very creative. the site is entertaining. thanks.
03-21-2003, 02:24:55: may i noe wat is sam machine and eps machine
03-21-2003, 03:24:20: hi
03-21-2003, 07:37:08: this is a pretty interesting thing you're doing. Is it easy I wonder?
03-21-2003, 07:42:18: I want a cheese burger with no ketchup or mustard, a large order of fries and a large coke.
03-21-2003, 12:28:48: hello
03-21-2003, 14:12:09: hello
03-21-2003, 18:39:33: Ranik is not connected to irc
03-21-2003, 22:55:07: Fuck you
03-22-2003, 00:08:58: what time is it there, my kind sir, would you tell me please.. what time is it there..
03-22-2003, 12:38:03: Hi chase
03-22-2003, 12:50:58: why do iowa state patrol were their guns on backward?
03-22-2003, 18:01:11: hi willie how are you
03-23-2003, 07:22:54: Coucou va, a va la vie ?
03-23-2003, 07:22:58: Coucou va, a va la vie ?
03-23-2003, 09:58:06: you smell
03-23-2003, 11:31:11: hello
03-23-2003, 11:31:59: hello dipesh
03-23-2003, 11:32:58: hello
03-23-2003, 15:49:48: hello
03-23-2003, 15:50:30: hello i am a weiner
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04-04-2003, 05:50:53: Lessons from Hull House for the Contemporary Urban University by Ira Harkavy and John L. Puckett, University of Pennsylvania Ira Harkavy is Director of the Center for Community Partnerships at the University of Pennsylvania. He teaches both in the history and urban studies departments, and is co-executive editor of _Universities and Community Schools_. In recent years, he has written on how to involve universities effectively in democratic partnerships with local public schools and their communities. John Puckett is associate professor at the University of Pennsylvania Graduate School of Education, where he conducts research on the university-community relationship. Table of Contents * Introduction * Social Science and Social Work: The Progressive Tradition * The Retreat from Social Reform: Structural Conflicts and Contradictions in the Academy * Academically Based Community Service: Toward Revitalizing Universities and Communities * Reports from the Field: Communal Participatory Action Research in West Philadelphia * Conclusion * Notes Introduction Since 1981 and the publication of Ernest Boyer and Fred Hechinger's Higher Learning in the Nation's Service, there has been a growing criticism that "higher education in America is suffering from a loss of overall direction, a nagging feeling that it is no longer at the vital center of the nation's work."[1] With the publication of Derek Bok's 1990 book,Universities and the Future of America, that criticism reached a new level of urgency and significance. From the paramount insider position within the higher educational system, Harvard's president concluded that "most universities continue to do their least impressive work on the very subjects where society's need for greater knowledge and better education is most acute."[2] Bok's conclusion (reached near the end of his Harvard presidency) necessarily leads to the further conclusion that the American university has failed to do what it is supposed to do. In short, esoterica has triumphed over public philosophy, narrow scholasticism over humane scholarship. Urban universities are now compelled to work with their neighbors for their own immediate and long-term self-interest. There are four reasons why universities should be involved in urban revitalization efforts. The first reason is institutional self-interest, including the safety, cleanliness, and attractiveness of the physical setting. Each of these contributes to the campus ambiance and to the recruitment and retention of faculty, students, and staff. Needless to say, high walls and imposing gates cannot shield students, faculty members, or administrators from the disturbing reality that surrounds the urban campus. The second reason involves a more indirect effect on institutional self-interest. It includes both the costs (financial, public relations, and political) to the institution that result from a retreat from the community, as well as the benefits that accrue from active, effective engagement. As Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy have noted: As conditions in society continue to deteriorate, universities will face increased public scrutiny (witness the Congressional hearings chaired by Representative John Dingell of Michigan last year). The scrutiny is bound to intensify as America focuses on resolving its deep and pervasive societal problems amid continuously expanding global competition. Institutions of higher education will increasingly be held to new and demanding standards that evaluate performance on the basis of direct and short-run societal benefit. In addition, public, private, and foundation support will be more than ever based on that standard, and it will become increasingly clear to colleges and universities that "altruism pays"--in fact, that altruism is practically an imperative for institutional development and improvement.[3] The third reason involves the advancement of knowledge, teaching, and human welfare through academically based community service focused on improving the quality of life in the local community. The benefits that can emerge from this approach are the integration of research, teaching, and service; the interaction of faculty members and graduate and undergraduate students from across the campus; the connection of projects involving participatory action research with student and staff volunteer activities; and the promotion of civic consciousness, value-oriented thinking, and a moral approach to issues of public concern among undergraduates. Historically, universities have missed an extraordinary opportunity to work with their communities and to engage in better research, teaching, and service. The separation of universities from society, their aloofness from real-world problems, has deprived universities of contact with a necessary source of genuine creativity and academic vitality. Promoting civic consciousness, we believe, is the core component of the fourth reason for significant university involvement with the community. Sheldon Hackney has described this as the "institution's obligation to be a good citizen, and its pedagogic duty to provide models of responsible citizenship for its students."[4] In other words, universities and colleges have, along with schools and religious institutions, a special responsibility to be moral institutions, exemplifying the highest civic and character-building values of society. At the heart of civic responsibility is the concept of neighborliness--caring about and assisting those living in close proximity to us. As an institution, a university's actions and inactions express morality; a university's indifference or civic engagement teaches lessons to its students and to society. This citizenship and character-building role, of course, was at the very center of the American college. However, the didactic approach to citizenship education and morality employed by its predecessors would today be both off-putting and at odds with the openness of the modern university. Collectively these arguments indicate that it is now both necessary and mutually beneficial for urban universities to work to revitalize their local communities. The complex problems of urban society necessitate a radical reorientation and reinvention of the urban American university to become, once again, a mission-oriented institution devoted to the use of reason to improve the human condition. That mission was the driving force behind the organization of the modern research university in the late nineteenth century. University presidents of the Progressive Era worked to transform the American university into a major national institution capable of meeting the needs of a rapidly changing and increasingly complex society. Imbued with a boundless optimism and a belief that scientific and social-scientific knowledge could change the world for the better, they saw universities as leading the way toward an effective and humane reorganization of society. Progressive academics viewed the city as their arena for study and action. The city was the site of significant societal transformations; the center of political corruption, poverty, crime and cultural conflict; and a ready source of data and information. It was, according to Richmond Mayo-Smith of Columbia, "the national laboratory of social science, just as hospitals are of medical science." [5] As Jane Addams and her colleagues in Chicago illustrated, the city was also the place in which academics could combine social science and social reform. Social Science and Social Work: The Progressive Tradition Social work as a field of social scientific inquiry gained impetus from Hull House, the social settlement founded by Jane Addams and Ellen Starr on Chicago's West Side in 1889.[6] The philosophy and programs of Hull House were modeled after Toynbee Hall, the first settlement house, established in 1884 by the Anglican vicar Samuel A. Barnett in London's East End. Adopting a multifaceted institutional approach to the social problems of the immigrant groups in the Nineteenth Ward, the Hull House residents offered activities and services along four lines, designated by Addams as the social, educational, humanitarian, and civic. The residents' programs included college extension classes, clubs and literary programs, ethnic festivals, art exhibits, recreational activities and neighborhood showerbaths, a summer camp program, a cooperative boarding house for working women, and kindergarten, visiting-nurse, and legal services. Moreover, Hull House was a site for labor union activities; a forum for social, political, and economic reform; and a center for social science research. Regarding its research function, as Addams once noted, "the settlements antedated by three years the first sociology departments in universities and by ten years the establishment of the first foundations for social research." [7] In Twenty Years at Hull-House, Addams emphasized the benefits that accrued to the activist social worker from engagement with the community and its problems. She wrote of "a fast-growing number of cultivated young people who have no recognized outlet for their active faculties. They hear constantly of the great social maladjustment, but no way is provided for them to change it, and their uselessness hangs upon them heavily. . . . 'There is nothing after disease, indigence and guilt so fatal to life itself as the want of a proper outlet for active faculties.'"[8] For women, the problem of lacking constructive social outlets for their reform impulses was acutely felt, constricted as they were by Victorian gender roles. Viewed as an expression of "social motherhood," settlement work provided a satisfactory professional outlet for women that was not incommensurate with established gender roles and practices, particularly the idea of the "woman's sphere." Addams acknowledged this when she remarked that "many women today are failing properly to discharge their duties to their own families and households simply because they fail to see that as society grows more complicated, it is necessary that woman shall extend her sense of responsibility to many things outside of her home, if only in order to preserve the home in its entirety."[9] For activist-oriented young men and women of Addams's generation, settlement work constituted, in Addams's apt phrase, a "subjective necessity." In 1889, Starr told a friend that "Jane's idea, which she puts very much to the front and on no account will give up, is that [the settlement] is more for the people who do it than for the other class."[10] Addams herself later wrote, "I hope it will never be forgotten in Chicago, at least where Hull House feels somewhat responsible for the Toynbee Hall idea, that Toynbee Hall was first projected as an aid and outlet to educated young men. The benefit to East Londoners was then regarded as almost secondary, and the benefit has always been held as strictly mutual."[11] In 1895, Addams and the residents of Hull House--notably Florence Kelley, Agnes Holbrook, and Julia Lathrop--published Hull-House Maps and Papers, a sociological investigation of the neighborhood immediately to the east of Hull House; in Addams's words, it was a record of "certain phases of neighborhood life with which the writers have been familiar."[12] Inspired by Charles Booth's Life and Labour of the People in London, the Hull House residents compiled detailed maps of demographic and social characteristics and produced richly descriptive accounts of life and work in a poor immigrant neighborhood.[13] Theirs was not dispassionate scholarship, as evidenced by Kelley's poignant advocacy of sweatshop laborers, whose "reward of work at their trade is grinding poverty, ending only in death or escape to some more hopeful occupation. Within the trade there has been and can be no improvement in wages while tenement-house manufacture is tolerated. On the contrary, there seems to be no limit to the deterioration now in progress."[14] Closely associated with Hull House in its early years were the male sociologists at the University of Chicago, who acknowledged that "it was Addams and Hull-House who were the leader and leading institution in Chicago in the 1890s, not the University of Chicago." [15] Indeed, Hull-House Maps and Papers oriented the Chicago School of Sociology to urban studies and strongly influenced the direction taken by that department for the next 40 years.[16] The changing relationship of Addams and her Hull House colleagues with the Chicago sociologists from the 1890s to the late 1910s mirrored the American university's transition from an outwardly directed, service-centered institution to an inwardly directed, discipline-centered institution. It was also a marker of the separation of knowledge production from knowledge use, indeed, of social science from social reform, by the end of the Progressive Era. In its early years, the University of Chicago demonstrated that by doing good, a research university could do very well. When Chicago's first president, William Rainey Harper, described the mission of his newly minted university as "service for mankind wherever mankind is, whether within scholastic walls or without those walls and in the world at large,"[17] he expressed a pervasive attitude of Progressive Era academics that "scholarship, teaching, and public service were fully compatible."[18] As Steven Diner has written, Harper and his Progressive colleagues also realized that the university's funding was contingent on the public's good will: When the University of Chicago opened in 1892, universities were still quite new and were just beginning to to explore the possibilities of service to their society. This was not a time for introspection or self-criticism, but an era of growth and experimentation. Nothing in the experience of American universities thus far indicated that public service might harm the university; but the experience of the antebellum college suggested the shortcomings of a remote seminary of learning for its own sake. Its detachment from public service had resulted in neither solid scholarship, sound teaching, nor popular support. Indeed, most university presidents of the early twentieth century concluded that service was the only way to win support for the advancement and dissemination of knowledge on the highest level. [19] The Chicago School of Sociology was created in this nexus of "serving society by advancing intellectual inquiry."[20] In the early years of the Chicago School no invidious distinctions were made between the applied sociology pursued by Addams and the Hull House residents and the academic research of the first generation of University of Chicago sociologists. Indeed, the two groups had a close working relationship, grounded in personal friendships, mutual respect, and shared social philosophy. Four men of the early Chicago School--Albion Small, Charles Henderson, Charles Zeublin, and George Vincent--were ministers or ministers manque, intellectual Social Gospelers with strong civic commitments. (The exceptions, with limited theological proclivities, were George Herbert Mead and William I. Thomas.) Like the women of Hull House, the Chicago sociologists were "social activists and social scientists."[21] Action social research, Chicago style, encompassed scholarly documentation of a social problem and lobbying of politicians and local community groups to obtain action. [22] Recent feminist scholarship takes issue with the charge that the social science of Hull House and the early Chicago School was unscientific. Mary Jo Deegan, for example, argues that Hull-House Maps and Papers "established the Chicago tradition of studying the city and its inhabitants," and provided "the major substantive interests of Chicago sociologists": a focus on immigrants, poverty, and occupational structure. She asserts that Robert Park and Ernest W. Burgess, leaders of the Chicago School's second generation, adopted the research concerns and methods of Addams and her colleagues even as they staked their own prior claim as the founders of urban sociology. [23] After 1915 Chicago Sociology increasingly distanced itself from social reform, notwithstanding the continued focus on the form, structure, and problems of city living. Increasingly that focus was circumscribed by a natural science model and an underlying commitment to "the detached and objective study of society," which "allowed no room for an ameliorative approach."[24] Park and Burgess emphasized "urban studies . . . within a scientific framework."[25] The career of Sophonisba Breckinridge is indicative of the attenuation of action-oriented, reformist social science in Chicago in the decades before America's entry into World War I. When Breckinridge enrolled in the University of Chicago's Department of Political Science in 1894, she entered a Progressive world where scientific rigor was deemed compatible with social problem solving. [26] According to Ellen Fitzpatrick: "All accepted the notion that scholars had a duty to address contemporary problems in their work. All agreed on the importance of empirical research. And all shared the belief that careful scientific investigation was a sine qua non for intelligent reform." [27] Unequal gender relations, however, stymied the entry of women with doctoral degrees (in Breckinridge's case, a doctor of philosophy awarded in 1902, a doctor of jurisprudence awarded in 1904) into the social science professoriate at the University of Chicago. The new feminist historiography has documented an emerging nexus of gender, social reform, and social science at the beginning of the twentieth century: after 1904, women would be relegated to the margins of the university, the confines of the newly opened Department of Household Administration, "a special intellectual province for women," where Breckinridge would find a home as an assistant professor. Yet her training had prepared her for a headier challenge: "While the political scientist pursued research that resulted in an essay entitled 'Industrial Conditions of Women Workers in Chicago Illustrated by the Packing Houses' in 1905-06, her colleagues in the household administration department wrote papers such as 'The Relative Digestibility of Animal and Vegetable Albumen,' 'Loss of Nutrients in Beans Due to Soaking,' 'Comparative Richness of Gelatin-Yielding Material in Old and Young Animals,' and 'Pectin Bodies in Fruit Juices and the Effect of Temperatures and Density in the Setting of Fruit Jelly.' Such concerns were far afield from the principles of law, political science, and political economy."[28] In 1909, Breckinridge was appointed dean of the Chicago School of Civics and Philanthropy, an independent social work and research training center funded by the Russell Sage Foundation. Over the next decade she and her colleague Edith Abbott, both of whom took up residence in Hull House, directed extensive surveys in such areas as housing, stockyards, juvenile court, and public-school truancy and nonattendance. The merger of the School of Civics and Philanthropy with the University of Chicago in 1920 led to both women's appointment as associate professors of social economy in the newly created School of Social Service Administration. There, Breckinridge and Abbott "sought to create a new setting within the university that would permit them to address public issues and advance social research. In so doing, they helped professionalize social work, a field they first adopted and then worked to make their own."[29] Yet theirs was a Pyrrhic victory. The feminization of professional social work marked it as the last enclave of social reform. As noted by Ellen Lagemann, the implications of the rift between social reform and social science at the University of Chicago were considerable: As a result, the new departmental lines drawn there created divisions, not just at Chicago, but also elsewhere, between theoretical, "objective," academic social research, on the one hand, and more reformist, political, and applied social work, on the other. The structural and intellectual divisions thus created were soon compounded by gender divisions that rapidly took on hierarchical status distinctions as well. Sociology, which came increasingly to be dominated by men, was more and more seen as a source for insights to be tested and applied by "social workers," most of whom were women; and settings for "social work," including social settlements like Hull House, were more and more seen as places to which (male) university sociologists might send students to collect data, which the sociologists and not the social workers would then analyze in a university laboratory and elaborate into theory.[30] Applied social science largely vanished from the academy after 1918. World War I was the catalyst for a full-scale retreat from action-oriented, reformist social science. The brutality and horror of that conflict ended the buoyant optimism and faith in human progress and societal improvement that had marked the Progressive Era. American academics were not immune to the general disillusion with progress. One economist wrote that "it would perhaps be an exaggeration to say that the European war . . . has rendered every text in social science thus far published out of date, but it would not be a very great exaggeration."[31] Indeed, despair led many social scientists to retreat into a narrow scientistic approach: "They began to talk of the need for a harder science, a science of facts and numbers that could moderate or dispel the pervasive irrational conflicts of political life."[32] Scholarly inquiry directed toward creating a better society was increasingly deemed inappropriate. While faith in the expert and in expert knowledge was carried on from the Progressive Era, it was now divorced from its reformist roots. The dominant conception of science was clear and simple: it was what physical scientists and engineers did.[33] "Sociology as a science is not interested in making the world a better place in which to live, in encouraging beliefs, in spreading information, in dispensing news, in setting forth impressions of life, in leading the multitudes or in guiding the ship of state," Chicago sociologist William F. Ogburn declared. "Science is interested directly in one thing only, to wit, discovering new knowledge." [34] The retreat from applied social science in the 1920s crystallized a tendency that Addams had discerned at the turn of the century: We recall that the first colleges of the Anglo-Saxon race were established to educate religious teachers. For a long time it was considered the religious mission of the educated to prepare the mass of the people for life beyond the grave. Knowledge dealt largely in theology, but it was ultimately to be applied, and the test of the successful graduate, after all, was not his learning, but his power to save souls. As the college changed from teaching theology to teaching secular knowledge the test of its success should have shifted from the power to save men's souls to the power to adjust them in healthful relations to nature and their fellow men. But the college failed to do this, and made the test of its success the mere collecting and disseminating of knowledge, elevating the means into an end and falling in love with its own achievement.[35] The Retreat from Social Reform: Structural Conflicts and Contradictions in the Academy Throughout the American university, a strong tradition developed that separated scholarly research from the goal of helping to create a better society. The political and cultural dynamics of post-World War I scientistic social science were reflected in the burgeoning field of psychiatric social work. In the 1920s, psychiatric social workers staked their claim to scientific legitimacy and professional status by defining their knowledge base as psychoanalytic theory and adopting a therapeutic, ostensibly scientific, approach that emphasized clients' social-psychological adjustment rather than social amelioration. Casework, if not Freudian psychology, also dominated other subspecialities of social work--for example, family casework and child guidance--and during the twenties, that approach became the raison d'etre of the profession as a whole. University schools of social work, which numbered 28 by 1929, and social work education were unified "around the idea of generic casework."[36] Professional social work training did not include preparation for a career in settlement work. The local Community Chest, which gained control of settlement house budgets, dampened reform; only in non-Chest cities such as Chicago and New York were settlement workers able to sustain some reform activity. Not surprisingly, that activity was associated with the charismatic leadership of Addams of Hull House, Graham Taylor of Chicago Commons, and Lillian Wald of Henry Street Settlement, and it was not broadly institutionalized.[37] Between the wars the reform impulse was further weakened by the fact that every major university formed similar and increasingly specialized departments, and a faculty member's primary source of identification and allegiance became his or her discipline, not the university. Since World War II, a steady infusion of federal funds allocated to individual researchers working under departmental auspices has accelerated the growth of a disciplinary-based reward system. [38] Departmental and disciplinary divisions have served to increase further the isolation of universities from society. A 1982 Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development report entitled The University and the Community noted, "Communities have problems, universities have departments."[39] Beyond being a criticism of universities, that statement neatly indicates why universities have not contributed as they should. Quite simply, their unintegrated structures work against understanding and helping to solve highly complex human and societal problems. This tendency has resulted in less effective research, teaching, and service. Indeed, all three missions have been impoverished by what might be termed a false trichotomization. For example, that trichotomy has contributed to an enormous imbalance in the production of knowledge. Dazzling advances have occurred in university-based research in science and technology. New ideas, concepts, technologies, approaches, and techniques are developed with ever-increasing rapidity. Although designed to improve human welfare, the application of scientific advances too frequently results in new and more forbidding problems. The wondrous possibilities of new medical technologies, for example, have become distorted, helping to create a health care "system" unresponsive to the "low-tech" preventive needs of the vast majority of citizens.[40] How to make rational use of science and technology should be a primary focus of university research. It should be a primary focus because it is a primary problem facing human beings in the late twentieth century. If universities had an integrated mission--the creative, dynamic, and systemic integration of research, teaching, and service--intellectual resources would be significantly devoted to developing humane applications of scientific knowledge to help those living in conditions of profound poverty and neglect. Integrating research, teaching, and service will be particularly difficult because of a fundamental contradiction in the structure of the American research university itself, a contradiction that occurred with its very creation. That is, the American research university was a product of a combination of the German research university and the American college. Daniel Coit Gilman, the founder of Johns Hopkins and central architect of the late nineteenth-century research university, in fact, claimed that one of his proudest accomplishments was "a school of science grafted on one of the oldest and most conservative classical colleges." Although referring specifically to the merger of the Sheffield Scientific School with Yale College, Gilman felt that this achievement exemplified his contribution to American higher education.[41] Gilman did not make reference to the institutional contradiction that necessarily derived from a merger of two markedly different entities. The research university, on the one hand, was dedicated to specialized scholarship, and it was through the production of specialized inquiry and studies that the university provided service. For the American college, on the other hand, general education, character building, and civic education were the central purposes. The goal was to serve society by cultivating in young people, to use Benjamin Franklin's phrase, "an Inclination join'd with an Ability to serve." [42] The research university has, of course, dominated this merger, creating an ethos and culture that rewards specialized study rather than more general scholarship and the education of the next generation for moral, civic, and intellectual leadership. Given the structural contradictions built into the American university, and nearly a century of increasing specialization, fragmentation of knowledge, and separation of scholarship from direct service to society, it will not be easy for higher educational institutions to effectively integrate research, teaching, and service and substantively increase their contributions to knowledge and human welfare. Certainly the significant problems facing American society and the pressures to change that are coming from a variety of constituents will mean that some new directions will have to be forged. But will they be the right directions, directions that enhance the university's ability to carry out its mission? And will these new directions be significant and basic enough to reduce the impediments to progress that hinder the creative, dynamic, systemic integration of research, teaching, and service? Academically Based Community Service: Toward Revitalizing Universities and Communities In three key respects, Hull House provides a model and inspiration for work being undertaken at the University of Pennsylvania. First, the Hull House residents emphasized amelioration and reform. Although they acted too frequently for rather than with their neighbors, they believed in and espoused the ideal of empowering community residents to address social problems.[43] Second, as indicated by Hull-House Maps and Papers, their ameliorative, reformist approach to social science integrated the production of new knowledge and the uses made of that knowledge.[44] Third, Addams and her Chicago colleagues recognized that the social problems of the city are complex, deeply rooted, interdependent phenomena that require holistic ameliorative strategies and support mechanisms if they are to be solved. The settlement house provided, albeit on a small neighborhood scale, a comprehensive institutional response to social problems. Our approach has been to advance academically based community service--service rooted in and intrinsically tied to teaching and research. Among other things, it is an approach that seeks to integrate the research, teaching, and service missions of the university, while also spurring intellectual integration across disciplines. We have found that the very nature of concrete, real-world problems, particularly the problems of the university's immediate geographic community, encourage genuine interschool and interdisciplinary cooperation. No single component of the university can significantly help understand and reduce the complex, myriad, interrelated problems of the urban poor. In combination, however, advances can be made. And that combination must go beyond the various components of the university. It necessarily must also include other institutions, such as public schools, businesses, unions, community organizations, government, and voluntary associations. Our goal is to develop an innovative model of how higher educational institutions can fruitfully and simultaneously work together to advance knowledge and human welfare. The work builds on John Dewey's proposition that knowledge and learning can be most effectively advanced through working to solve immediate, strategic societal problems. For Dewey, "Thinking begins in . . . a forked-road situation, a situation which is ambiguous, which presents a dilemma, which proposes alternatives."[45] In effect, our forked-road situation is the intellectual problem of what can be done to overcome the pervasive problems affecting the people of West Philadelphia. To a significant extent, our work can be viewed as testing the validity of Dewey's proposition about how we learn and think. Even more fundamentally, it tests the validity of Francis Bacon's central proposition that knowledge advances most effectively when the "relief of man's estate" is made the true end of knowledge. In 1620 Bacon put the argument as follows: "Lastly, I would address a general admonition to all, that they consider what are the true ends of knowledge, and that they seek it not either for pleasure of the mind, or for contention, or for superiority to others, or for profit, or fame, or power, or for any of these inferior things; but for the benefit and use of life; and that they perfect and govern it in charity. For it was from lust of power that they angels fell, from lust of knowledge that men fell; but of charity there can be no excess, neither did angel or man ever come in danger by it."[46] How are we to know whether a Deweyan-Baconian approach is indeed superior to the traditional, scholastic model that dominates the American university? For Bacon the test was simple: By their fruits shall we judge modes of inquiry and thought. In other words, to what extent does research change the world for the better? In Reconstruction and Philosophy, Dewey praised Bacon for his brilliant analysis of the sociology of knowledge and his call for cooperative research: "To Bacon, error had been produced and perpetuated by social influences, and trust must be discovered by social agencies organized for that purpose. . . . The great need [Bacon proclaimed] is the organization of co-operative research, whereby men attack nature collectively and the work of inquiry is carried on continuously from generation to generation."[47] Since 1985, the University of Pennsylvania has been involved in a broadly based community project to help improve the quality of life in West Philadelphia. The project has two main organizational components. With staff offices in the West Philadelphia community, the West Philadelphia Improvement Corps (WEPIC) represents a coalition of university faculty, staff, undergraduate and graduate students, and West Philadelphia teachers, students, and school administrators. The WEPIC provides a year-round program that currently involves over 2,000 children, their parents, and community members in education and cultural workshops, recreation, job training, and community improvement and service activities. The program is coordinated by the West Philadelphia Partnership, a mediating, nonprofit, community-based organization composed of major institutions (including the University of Pennsylvania) and local community groups, in conjunction with the Greater Philadelphia Urban Affairs Coalition and the Philadelphia School District. The recently established Center for Community Partnerships at the University of Pennsylvania coordinates and provides opportunities for participatory action research projects conducted under the aegis of the WEPIC. This approach is quite different from strategies undertaken in the 1960s, when escalating poverty, crime, violence, racial strife, and student protest demanded a response from urban universities. Federal and foundation-supported programs, notably urban extension programs, urban studies centers and urban observatories, were created to link university research and technical assistance to urban concerns. The goal, according to Paul Ylvisaker of the Ford Foundation, whose 1958 speech signaled the beginning of an era of reengagement, was to create urban equivalents to the Agricultural Extension Service. Typically, these efforts were not partnerships, that is, mutually beneficial relationships between the city and the university. For all the public and private funds expended, relatively little of substance was accomplished, and a genuine and acute disappointment about the level of university performance set in.[48] The development of a mediating organization that encourages partnerships and the pooling of institutional and community resources has helped the University of Pennsylvania to sustain and expand its contribution to the WEPIC coalition.[49] The WEPIC has reinvented and updated an old notion--that the neighborhood school can effectively serve as the core neighborhood institution, an institution that both provides comprehensive services and galvanizes other community institutions and groups. That idea motivated the early settlement workers, who recognized the centrality of the neighborhood school in community life and its potential as a catalytic site for community stabilization and improvement. At the turn of the century, settlement pioneers mediated the transfer of social, health, vocational, and recreational services to the public schools of major American cities.[50] Dewey's notion of "the school as social center" reflected the vision of Addams and other settlement workers that urban public schools would incorporate settlement ideas and functions.[51] The school and the curriculum would become, in effect, focal points of neighborhood development , improvement, and stabilization. Although Dewey did not make it explicit, this idea is consistent with his general theory that the community-centered school would help catalyze the development of a "cosmopolitan local community."[52] For the neighborhood school to be truly comprehensive, to function as a genuine community center, to help transform its catchment area into a cosmopolitan local community, however, it needs additional human resources and support. In 1929, near the end of her extraordinary career, Addams wrote that the social settlement served the same function as the university, but the settlement's impact encompassed a broader and needier population: It was the function of the settlements to bring into the circle of knowledge and full life, men and women who might otherwise be left outside. Some of these men and women were outside simply because of their ignorance, some of them because they led lives of hard work that narrowed their interests, and others because they were unaware of the possibilities of life and needed a friendly touch to awaken them. The colleges and universities had made a little inner circle of illuminated space beyond which there stretched a region of darkness, and it was the duty of the settlements to draw into the light those who were out of it. It seemed to us that our mission was just as important as that of either the university or the college.[53] The key challenge today, however, is not to have social settlements function as universities but rather to have universities function as perennial, deeply rooted settlements, providing illuminated space for their communities as they conduct their mission of producing and transmitting knowledge to advance human welfare and to develop theories that have broad utility and application. As comprehensive institutions, we would argue, universities are uniquely qualified to provide broadly based, sustained, comprehensive support. The community school project itself becomes the organizing catalyst enabling the university to function as a social settlement as one innovative, humanistic strategy to better perform its traditional mission, as well as to better perform its role as a cosmopolitan civic university. Reports from the Field: Communal Participatory Action Research in West Philadelphia As we noted previously, a broadly based coalition of agencies, organizations, and institutions today is a sine qua non for school and community revitalization in collapsing urban centers. If it is to be an effective partner in this coalition, the university must institutionalize a strategy that engages academic resources in ways that integrate and strengthen its missions of teaching, research, and service. The strategy we have chosen is to develop a permanent, humanistic natural laboratory in West Philadelphia. We do not treat West Philadelphia as a laboratory for experimentation on poor people, that is, as a site for study rather than assistance. Our approach emphasizes a mutually beneficial, democratic relationship between academics and non-academics. In that relationship, academic researchers learn from and with the community, do research collaboratively with and not on people, and contribute to the solution of significant community problems. Put another way, we believe that West Philadelphia, and the community school in particular, should serve as a natural social and cultural laboratory in which communal participatory action research functions as a humanistic strategy for the advancement of knowledge and human welfare.[54] Participatory action research is "a form of action research in which professional social researchers operate as full collaborators with members of organizations in studying and transforming those organizations. It is an on-going organizational learning process, a research approach that emphasizes co-learning, participation, and organizational transformation."[55] Both participatory action research and communal participatory action research are directed toward problems in the real world and are concerned with application. They differ in the degree to which they are continuous, comprehensive, and beneficial and necessary to the organization or community studied and the university. The participatory action research process is exemplified in the work of William Foote Whyte and his associates at Cornell University to advance industrial democracy in the worker cooperatives of Mondragon, Spain.[56] Its considerable utility and theoretical significance notwithstanding, the research at Mondragon is not an institutional necessity for Cornell. By contrast, the University of Pennsylvania's enlightened self-interest is directly tied to the success of its research efforts in the West Philadelphia community, hence its emphasis on communal participatory action research. In short, proximity and a focus on problems that are institutionally significant to the university encourage sustained, continuous research involvement. A crucial issue, of course, is the degree to which these locally based research projects result in general knowledge. We would argue that local does not mean parochial and that the solution to local problems necessarily requires an understanding of national and global issues as well as an effective use and development of theory. Two research projects in West Philadelphia, one conducted by a physical anthropologist, another by a graduate student in communication studies, illustrate these propositions. Francis Johnston, chairperson of the University of Pennsylvania's Department of Anthropology, carries out research in the Turner Nutritional Awareness Project, a joint community/university-sponsored participatory action research project at the John P. Turner Middle School that is designed to improve the nutritional status of the community. "The Project is comprehensive in scope, with components dealing with nutritional assessment, with instruction in concepts of nutrition, and with the collection of a broad range of related information, including such areas as knowledge, preferences, and attitudes concerning food, food streams within the neighborhood, and other sources of information (merchants, media, etc.)." [57] Turner School teachers participate in the design and presentation of the intervention. Sixth-grade Turner students participate in the nutrition education program and, as seventh graders, they teach elementary school students about basic nutrition and healthy habits. [58] In a recent study, Johnston and his students in an undergraduate anthropology course on "Biomedical Science and Human Adaptability" collected measurements of physical growth status and dietary intakes from 11- to 15-year-old African-American youth. Data on growth were collected on 136 individuals; for both sets of indicators, data were collected on 113. A nutrition software package was used to calculate the nutrient values of students' dietary intakes, and individual records were merged into a single data set for computer statistical analysis. Tabulations of the data supported the following conclusion: "Overall, the data indicate a population with a very high prevalence of obesity, and diets high in saturated fat and low in polyunsaturated fat. Also of potential concern is the indication of low intakes of zinc and high intakes of sodium. Given the increased health risks of urban African-Americans, these findings on young adolescents suggest the development of programs designed to improve diets and enhance health in general in this age group." [59] Johnston's work with undergraduates further distinguishes the University of Pennsylvania's approach from other varieties of action research. Communal participatory action research extends to creating or restructuring academic courses to include an explicit community focus and action component. The assumption is that embedding community service into courses, research, and general intellectual discourse will lead to positive changes in the institutional climate, providing a linkage between service and education. A dissertation study in the Annenberg School for Communication provides a second illustration of communal participatory action research. For 2 years, Eleanor Novek, a former professional journalist and editor, was involved at West Philadelphia High School, a WEPIC site, as a co-teacher and researcher in the development of "an educational demonstration project, an urban high school English/journalism class which uses production of a community-focused newspaper as a strategy for the self-determination of young African Americans."[60] Novek's research on self-determination and student empowerment built on Jurgen Habermas's theory of communicative action, elements of reference group theory (e.g., Robert Merton), and superordinate goal theory (Muzafer Sherif and Caroline Sherif), not only to interpret and to theorize from ethnographic data, but also simultaneously to shape the intervention strategies, effecting an ebb and flow of theory and action. The specific vehicle for this work was QWest, a school-based community newspaper project, each component of which was adjudicated and carried out by students. In a recent report of her study, Novek has constructed several criteria of self-determination on the basis of her theoretical perspective, and she provides a summary of evidence from participant observations and student writing to indicate the progress made in each category. Her description of risk taking and the crossing of social boundaries is a case in point: A shy young woman who never spoke up in class, not only obtained an interview with Ramona Africa, the lone survivor of the world-infamous MOVE bombing in May 1985, but also brought her to the school to address the whole class. A taciturn young man interested in rap music visited one of the largest African American radio stations in the city and interviewed a popular disc jockey on the air. Another student took it upon himself to develop and distribute an attitude survey about the QWest project to class members. Two students applied for and won admission to a minority workshop for high school journalists--the first time any students from their school had participated. Another began freelancing sports reports for a community newspaper.[61] As our examples are designed to suggest, genuine thinking has occurred in the forked-road situation of West Philadelphia, engendering new approaches to school and community development. We believe that we have made a good start. The interaction of faculty, staff, and students working at the same site, attempting to solve immediate real-world problems, has fostered an unprecedented degree of academic integration at the University of Pennsylvania and spurred the development of new organizational structures and mechanisms to encourage and coordinate academically based public service. We want to emphasize, however, just how extraordinarily difficult it is to change the university and its community. Even after more than 8 years, our work is still in a developing phase. Conclusion In this article, we have presented a rationale for reinventing the American university to become once again a mission-oriented institution. With particular attention to social work and the social sciences, we have traced the origins of that rationale to Jane Addams, the women of Hull House, and other Progressive Era social scientists qua social reformers. Historical analysis not only indicates that progressive change can occur, but it also is useful in revealing and clarifying impediments to change, for example, the entrenchment and long-standing dominance of narrowly scholastic social science. We have also described a general strategy of organizational structures, activities, and mechanisms developed at the University of Pennsylvania to help enable the "neo-Progressive" reconstruction of the university through academically based community service. It is our contention that American social science should be about the "relief of man's estate." These endeavors should be about overcoming the urban crisis and preventing urban chaos. In his studies of creativity, psychologist Howard E. Gruber has emphasized the connection between individual creativity and a desire to solve real-world problems. Gruber's concept of "creative altruism," which we think has relevance for universities, highlights that connection with particular clarity: "We can envisage and identify cases of 'creative altruism,' in which a person displays extraordinary moral responsibility, devoting a significant portion of time and energy to some project transcending immediate need and experience. Creative altruism, when it goes the limit, strives to eliminate the cause of suffering, to change the world, to change the fate of the earth." [62] Creative altruism imbued the social work and social science of Addams and the women of Hull House at the turn of the twentieth century. As we have indicated, their ideals and practice provided exemplars for the development of social work and sociology at the University of Chicago. We have argued that their humanistic, real-world, problem-solving approach to social science has strong potential to produce better teaching, better research, and better service than conventional social science. The "settlement idea," which has inspired our collective efforts at the University of Pennsylvania and other campuses and communities, is a legacy of the early history of American social work.[63] If the American university is to fulfill its promise and help create a decent and just society, it must give full-hearted, full-minded attention to solving our complex interrelated problems. The benefits of doing so would, we are convinced, be considerable for the university, social science, and the American city. Notes John Puckett's contribution to this article was supported by a Spencer Foundation Postdoctoral Fellowship. We are also grateful to Lee Benson and Ellen Lagemann for their superb advice and encouragement. [1] Ernest L. Boyer and Fred M. Hechinger, Higher Learning in the Nation's Service (Washington, D.C.: Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching, 1981), p. 3. [2] Derek Bok, Universities and the Future of America (Durham, N.C.: Duke University Press, 1990), p. 122. [3] Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy, "Universities, Schools, and the Welfare State," Education Week,April 29, 1992, p. 27. Representative George E. Brown, Jr., chairman of the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology, and Representative Rick Boucher, chairman of the Subcommittee on Science for that committee, have sharply criticized the priorities of contemporary scientists and the academic research community, which they view as detached from broad societal concerns; in Colleen Cordes, "As Chairman of Key House Committee Restates His Vision, Scientists Worry," Chronicle of Higher Education, September 8, 1993, pp. A26-28; Rick Boucher, "A Science Policy for the 21st Century," Chronicle of Higher Education, September 1, 1993, pp. B1-2. The Senate Committee on Appropriations voices a similar complaint about the National Science Foundation, admonishing that agency to address "specific national goals" or face curtailment of its funding; in 103d Congress, Senate Report 103-137, September 9, 1993, pp. 165-69. [4] Sheldon Hackney, "Universities and Schools: Hanging Together or Hanging Separately?" Address at Bank Street College, New York, May 2, 1992; printed in University of Pennsylvania Almanac (May 12, 1992), p. 6. [5] As quoted in Barry D. Karl, Charles E. Merriam and the Study of Politics (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1974), p. 31. [6] See Kathryn Kish Sklar, "Hull-House Maps and Papers: Social Science as Women's Work in the 1890s," in The Social Survey in Historical Perspective 1880-1940, ed. Martin Bulmer, Kevin Bales, and Kathryn Kish Sklar (New York: Cambridge University Press, 1991), pp. 111-47. [7] Jane Addams, "The Objective Value of a Social Settlement" (1893), in The Social Thought of Jane Addams, ed. Christopher Lasch (Indianapolis: Bobbs-Merrill Co., 1965), pp. 44-61; quotation from Jane Addams, The Second Twenty Years at Hull-House: September 1909 to September 1929, with a Record of a Growing World Consciousness (New York: Macmillan, 1930), p. 405, cited in Lela B. Costin, Two Sisters for Social Justice: A Biography of Grace and Edith Abbott (Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 1983), p. 45. [8] Jane Addams, Twenty Years at Hull-House (New York: Macmillan, 1910), pp. 118, 120. [9] As quoted in John H. Ehrenreich, The Altruistic Imagination: A History of Social Work and Social Policy in the United States (Ithaca, N.Y.: Cornell University Press, 1985), p. 35. See also Kathryn Kish Sklar, "Hull House in the 1890s: A Community of Women Reformers," Signs: Journal of Women in Culture and Society 10, no. 4 (1985): pp. 675-77; Stanley Wenocur and Michael Reisch, From Charity to Enterprise: The Development of American Social Work in a Market Economy (Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 1989), pp. 26-29. [10] As quoted in Gertrude Himmelfarb, Poverty and Compassion: The Moral Imagination of the Late Victorians (New York: Knopf, 1991), p. 241. [11] As quoted in Allen F. Davis, American Heroine: The Life and Legend of Jane Addams (New York: Oxford University Press, 1973), p. 65. [12] Residents of Hull-House, Hull-House Maps and Papers (Boston: Thomas Y. Crowell, 1895; Arno Press reprint ed., 1970), p. viii. [13] The key volume, which included Booth's "Descriptive Map of London Poverty," was Charles Booth, Life and Labour of the People of London, vol. 2 (London: Williams and Northgate, 1891). See Kathryn Kish Sklar, "Hull-House Maps and Papers: Social Science as Women's Work in the 1890s," in Bulmer, Bales, and Sklar, eds. (n. [6] above), p. 122. [14] Residents of Hull House (n. [12] above), p. 41. This volume was published as part of a book series, Library on Economics and Politics, edited by Richard Ely of the University of Wisconsin-Madison. [15] Mary Jo Deegan, Jane Addams and the Men of the Chicago School, 1892-1918 (New Brunswick, N.J.: Transaction Press, 1988), p. 5. Hull House provided a training ground for noted women reformers of the Progressive Era: Kelley, Lathrop, Alice Hamilton, Mary Kenny O'Sullivan, Sophonisba Breckinridge, Grace Abbott, and Edith Abbott. See Allen F. Davis, Spearheads for Reform: The Social Settlements and the Progressive Movement, 1890-1914 (New Brunswick, N.J.: Rutgers University Press, 1967; rev. ed., 1984), pp. 103-47. [16] Deegan (n.[15] above), p. 24. [17] As quoted in Ellen Fitzpatrick, Endless Crusade: Women Social Scientists and Progressive Reform (New York: Oxford University Press, 1990), p. 33. [18] Steven J. Diner, A City and Its Universities: Public Policy in Chicago, 1892-1919 (Chapel Hill: University of North Carolina Press, 1980), p. 50. [19] Ibid. This "public spiritedness" was evident in the "University Extension Division," which released professors into the city to provide instruction for the citizenry at large. Edward Shils notes that nearly a quarter of the University of Chicago faculty participated in municipal reform activities at the highwater mark of the city's Progressive movement. See Edward Shils, "The University, the City, and the World: Chicago and the University of Chicago," in The University and the City: From Medieval Origins to the Present, ed. Thomas Bender (New York: Oxford University Press, 1988), pp. 210-30. [20] Fitzpatrick (n.[17] above), p. 39. As Fitzpatrick indicates, this commitment was also shared by the political science and political economy departments at Chicago: "They stressed the importance of using scholarship to advance both knowledge and civic-mindedness" (p. 41). [21] The quotation appears in a different context in ibid., p. xv, but our research indicates that it aptly describes the first-generation Chicago sociologists. For discussion of Social Gospel influences in American social science in its formative period, see Arthur S. Link and Richard L. McCormick, Progressivism (Arlington Heights, Ill.: Harlan Davidson, 1983), pp. 23-24. In the early 1890s, Small, Vincent, and Edward Bemis (whom Harper would fire in 1895 because of Bemis's support of the 1894 Pullman strike) worked with Addams, Kelley and community leaders tohelp secure legislation eliminating sweat shops and regulating child labor. In the winter of 1910 Henderson and Mead joined the women of Hull House in support of 40,000 striking garment industry workers; in 1915, Mead participated in another garment union strike. [22] The most important research study of the early Chicago School was The Polish Peasant in Europe and America (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1918), a 2,232-page study co-authored by Thomas and Florian Znaniecki. See Martin Bulmer, The Chicago School of Sociology: Institutionalization, Diversity, and the Rise of Sociological Research (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1984), pp. 45-63, p. 238, n. 1. [23]. Deegan (n. [15] above), quotations from p. 55; see also chap. 6. Hull-House Maps and Papers helped inaugurate the Social Survey Movement, of which the Pittsburgh Survey, 1907-9, was the largest and most prominent example. Sponsored by the Russell Sage Foundation, the Pittsburgh Survey was carried out by a combination of academics and nonacademics, including Kelley, formerly of Hull House. The survey was conceptually unified around the seminal role of the steel industry in shaping Pittsburgh's urban environment and growth. See Stephen R. Cohen, "The Pittsburgh Survey and the Social Survey Movement: A Sociological Road Not Taken," in Bulmer, Bales, and Sklar, eds. (n. [6] above), pp. 245-67. [24] Bulmer (n. [22] above), p. 69. [25] Ibid., p. 89. Bulmer's study focuses on the period 1915-1935. See also Fitzpatrick (n. [17] above), p. 200; Shils (n. [19] above); David Ward, Poverty, Ethnicity, and the American City, 1840-1925 (Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1989), pp. 151-79. [26] The University of Chicago was hardly a hothouse for radical social change, as evidenced by the trustees' firing of Edward Bemis, who took the side of labor in the violent Pullman strike of 1894: "The scientific study of pressing social issues was one thing; openly advocating 'radical' causes without reference to scientific inquiry was another" (Fitzpatrick [n. [17] above], p. 40.) Yet according to Shils, "The trustees of the University of Chicago, despite assertions by critics such as Thorstein Veblen and Upton Sinclair, have an impressive history of self-restraint, for which there is ample evidence" (Shils n.[19] above], p. 218). [27] Fitzpatrick (n. [17] above), p. 70. [28] Ibid., p. 86. [29] Ibid., pp. 20-25, 87-200 passim; quotation from p. 166. For more on Breckinridge and Abbott's collaboration and friendship, see Costin (n. [7] above), pp. 41-67. [30] Ellen C. Lagemann, "Introduction," in Jane Addams on Education, ed. Ellen C. Lagemann (New York: Teachers College Press, 1985), p. 35. [31] Dorothy Ross, The Origins of American Social Science (New York: Cambridge University Press, 1991), p. 321. [32] Ibid. [33] Ibid., pp. 326-30; Dorothy Ross, "American Social Science and the Idea of Progress," in The Authority of Experts, ed. Thomas L. Haskell (Bloomington: Indiana University Press, 1984), 157-71; Sheldon Hackney, "The University and Its Community: Past and Present," Annals of the American Academy 488 (1986): 135-47; Martin Bulmer and Joan Bulmer, "Philanthropy and Social Science in the 1920s: Beardsley Ruml and the Laura Spelman Rockefeller Memorial 1922-29," Minerva 19 (1981): 347-407. [34] Ogburn's 1929 presidential address to the American Sociological Society, quoted in Bulmer (n. [22] above), p. 182. For the role of private foundations such as the Carnegie Corporation, Russell Sage Foundation, and Laura Spelman Rockefeller Memorial in sustaining this representation of social science through funding programs, see Ellen C. Lagemann, The Politics of Knowledge: The Carnegie Corporation, Philanthropy, and Public Policy (Middletown, Conn.: Wesleyan University Press, 1987), chap. 3; Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), pp. 55-58, p. 272, n. 8; Deegan (n.[15] above), pp. 96-97. [35] Jane Addams, "A Function of the Social Settlement" (1899), in Lagemann, ed. (n. 30 above), p. 90. [36] Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), p. 137. [37] Ibid., pp. 77-106, 127-48; Judith Ann Trolander, Professionalism and Social Change: From the Settlement House to Neighborhood Centers, 1886 to the Present (New York: Columbia University Press, 1987), pp. 21-24. In the 1930s, while social workers and many social scientists helped create a body of research and social planning that undergirded many New Deal reforms, their work was not rooted in sustained efforts to transform local environments; reflecting the norms of the American Association of Social Workers, as professional social workers gained a higher profile in the public sector, they adapted casework technologies to treat the unemployed. By 1936, as the Depression deepened, a rank and file movement involving some 15,000 underpaid, radicalized social workers, most of whom lacked professional credentials and held jobs in heavily stressed public welfare agencies, had arisen to challenge the professional enterprise, organizing protective associations and trade unions and advocating a planned economy and income redistribution. Although social work unions remained viable until about 1950, the radical critique was not sustained after 1940. See Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), pp. 151-207; Leslie Leighninger, Social Work: Search for Identity (New York: Greenwood Press, 1987), pp. 51-101. [38] For discussion of the strengthening of disciplinary communities, see David Alpert, "Performance and Paralysis: The Organizational Context of the American Research University," Journal of Higher Education 56, no. 3 (1985): 241-81; and Christopher C. Jencks and David Riesman, The Academic Revolution (New York: Doubleday, 1968), pp. 523-31. [39] Center for Educational Research and Innovation, The University and the Community: The Problems of Changing Relationships (Paris: Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, 1982), p. 127. For other critiques of university-community relationships, see Derek Bok, Beyond the Ivory Tower: Social Responsibilities of the Modern University (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1982); Hackney (n. [33] above); Clark Kerr, The Uses of the University (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1982); Peter L. Szanton, Not Well Advised (New York: Russell Sage Foundation and Ford Foundation, 1981). [40] For discussion of the environmental threats posed by science divorced from social, moral, and ethical concerns, in this case, quantum mechanics and molecular biology, see Herbert J. Bernstein, "Idols of Modern Science and the Reconstruction of Knowledge," in New Ways of Knowing: The Sciences, Society, and Reconstructive Knowledge, ed. Marcus G. Raskin and Herbert J. Bernstein (Totowa, N.J.: Rowman & Littlefield, 1987), pp. 37-68. [41] Daniel Coit Gilman, University Problems in the United States (1898; reprint, New York: Garret Press, 1969), Foreword, p. iii. [42] Albert H. Smyth, ed., The Writings of Benjamin Franklin (New York: Macmillan, 1907), 2:396. [43] Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), pp. 138-46. [44]Martin Bulmer speaks of "research done with a reformist and ameliorative purpose," in Martin Bulmer, "The Decline of the Social Survey Movement and the Rise of American Empirical Sociology," in Bulmer, Bales, and Sklar, eds. (n. [6] above), p. 305. [45] John Dewey, How We Think (New York: D.C. Heath, 1910), p. 11. [46] As quoted in Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy, "Progressing beyond the Welfare State: A Neo-Deweyan Strategy: University-assisted, Staff-controlled and Managed, Community-centered Community Schools as Comprehensive Community Centers to Help Construct and Organize Hardworking, Cohesive, Caring, Cosmopolitan Communities in a Democratic Welfare Society," Universities and Community Schools 2, no. 1-2 (1991): 4-6. The National Academy of Sciences has stated in quintessentially Baconian terms, "The countries that best integrate the generation of new knowledge with the use of that knowledge will be positioned to be the leaders of the 21st century" (Committee on Appropriations, Senate Report 103-137, September 9, 1993, p. 167). Referencing Bacon's vision, Bernstein writes, "We have . . . lost the original connection between scientific truth and social good; we have refined moral concerns out of the process" (Bernstein n. [40] above, p. 52). For a useful discussion of Bacon's oeuvre, see Lee Benson, "Changing Social Science to Change the World: A Discussion Paper," Social Science History 2 (1978): 427-41. [47] John Dewey, Reconstruction in Philosophy (New York: Henry Holt & Co., 1920; enlarged ed., Boston: Beacon Press, 1948), 36-37. Addams attributed the following Bacon-like statement to Dewey: "When a theory of knowledge forgets that its value rests in solving the problem out of which it has arisen, that of securing a method of action, knowledge begins to cumber the ground. It is a luxury, and becomes a social nuisance and disturber" (Addams, "Function of the Social Settlement" [n. [35] above], p. 76). [48] Hackney, "University and Its Community" (n. [33] above); Organization for Social and Technical Development, Urban Universities: Rhetoric, Reality, and Conflict (Washington, D.C.: Department of Health, Education, and Welfare, 1970); Peter M. Tobia, The University in Urban Affairs: A Symposium (New York: Editor, 1969); Szanton (n. [39] above); George Nash, The University and the City: Eight Cases of Involvement (New York: McGraw-Hill, 1973). [49] See Ira Harkavy and John L. Puckett, "The Role of Mediating Structures in University and Community Revitalization: The University of Pennsylvania and West Philadelphia as a Case Study," Journal of Research and Development in Education 25, no. 1 (1991): 10-25. [50] Vocational counseling and school social work were sui generis innovations of the settlement movement. See Marvin Lazerson, Origins of the Urban School: Public Education in Massachusetts, 1870-1915 (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1971), pp. 191-97; Murray Levine and Adeline Levine, A Social History of Helping Services: Clinic, Court, School, and Community (New York: Appleton-Century-Crofts, 1970), pp. 125-43. The settlement movement also provided a "practical testing ground" for social innovations that were not sui generis, for example, kindergartens, playgrounds, school nursing, vocational education, and vacation schools; in the 1910s these programs were widely adopted by the public schools. See Morris I. Berger, The Settlement, the Immigrant and the Public School: A Study of the Influence of the Settlement Movement and the New Migration upon Public Education: 1890-1924 (1956; reprint, New York: Arno Press, 1980); Davis (n. [15] above), esp. pp. 40-59, quotation from p. 57; Amalie Hofer, "The Social Settlement and the Kindergarten," National Educational Association Proceedings 34 (1895), pp. 514-25; Isabel M. Stewart, "The Educational Value of the Nurse in the Public School," in The Ninth Yearbook of the National Society for the Study of Education, ed. Thomas Wood (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1910), 2:19-26. [51] John Dewey, "The School as Social Center," National Educational Association Proceedings 41 (1902), pp. 373-83. As a case in point, Addams served on the board of managers of the National Society for the Promotion of Industrial Education, established in 1906, to help persuade the public schools to take over the settlements' manual training programs. See Davis (n.[15] above), p. 52; Paul U. Kellogg, "The National Society for the Promotion of Industrial Education," Charities and the Commons 17 (1906-7): 363-71, cited in Davis (n.[15] above), p. 273, n. 24. The idea of public schools as social centers, or community schools, has persisted in a minor key throughout the twentieth century. For example, see Clarence A. Perry, Wider Use of the School Plant (New York: Russell Sage Foundation, 1911); Edward J. Ward, ed., The Social Center (New York: Appleton, 1913); Eleanor T. Glueck, The Community Use of Schools (Baltimore: Williams & Wilkens, 1927); Samuel Everett, ed., The Community School (New York: Appleton-Century, 1938); Elsie R. Clapp, Community Schools in Action (New York: Viking Press, 1939); Nelson B. Henry, The Fifty-second Yearbook of the National Society for the Study of Education, Part II: The Community School (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1953); Edward G. Olsen, ed., The Modern Community School (New York: Appleton-Century Crofts, 1953); Leonard Covello, The Heart is the Teacher (New York: McGraw-Hill, 1958); W. Fred Totten and Frank J. Manley, The Community School: Basic Concepts, Function, and Organization (Galien, Mich.: Allied Education Council, 1969); Maurice F. Seay and associates, Community Education: A Developing Concept (Midland, Mich.: Pendell, 1974). [52] Benson and Harkavy, "Progressing beyond the Welfare State" (n. [46] above), pp. 23-27. [53] Addams, Second Twenty Years at Hull-House (n. [7] above), pp. 404-5. [54] Benson and Harkavy, "Progressing beyond the Welfare State" (n. [46] above), pp. 2-28; Ira Harkavy, "The University and the Social Sciences in the Social Order: An Historical Overview and 'Where Do We Go from Here?'" Virginia Social Science Journal27 (1992): 1-25. [55] Davydd J. Greenwood, William Foote Whyte, and Ira Harkavy, "Participatory Action Research as a Process and as a Goal,"in International Dimensions of Action Research: Sources of New Thinking about Inquiry That Makes a Difference, ed. Max Elden and Rupe Chisholm, special issue of Human Relations, in press. See also William Foote Whyte, Davydd J. Greenwood, and Peter Lazes, "Participatory Action Research: Through Practice to Science in Social Research," in Action Research for the 21st Century: Participation, Reflection and Practice, ed. William Foote Whyte, special issue of American Behavioral Scientist 32, no. 5 (1989): 513-51; and William Foote Whyte, ed., Participatory Action Research (Newbury Park, Calif.: Sage , 1991). [56] William F. Whyte and Kathleen K. Whyte, Making Mondragon: The Growth and Dynamics of the Worker Cooperative Complex (Ithaca, NY: ILR Press, 1988); Davydd J. Greenwood and Jose Luis Gonzalez Santos, Industrial Democracy as Process: Participatory Action Research in the Fagor Cooperative Group of Mondragon (Assen/Maastricht: Van Gorcum, 1992). [57] Francis E. Johnston, Robert J. Hallock, Pratik Desai, and Stephanie Bock, "Physical Growth, Nutritional Status, and Dietary Intake of African-American Middle School Students from Philadelphia," manuscript submitted for publication. [58] Ibid. [59] Ibid. [60] Eleanor M. Novek, "Buried Treasure: The Theory and Practice of Communicative Action in an Urban High School Newspaper," paper presented to the Association for Education in Journalism and Mass Communication, Kansas City, Missouri, August 1993, p. 1. [61] Ibid., p. 15. Other criteria, or markers, include "providing experiences of mastery, strengthening group bonds and increasing their influence in social systems" (p. 21). [62] Howard E. Gruber, "Creativity and Human Survival," in Creative People at Work, ed. Doris B. Wallace and Howard E. Gruber (New York: Oxford University Press, 1989), p. 185. For Gruber's most recent development of the idea of creative altruism, see his essay, "Creativity in the Moral Domain: Ought Implies Can Implies Create," in Creativity in the Moral Domain, ed. Howard E. Gruber, special issue of Creativity Research Journal 6, no. 1-2 (1993): 3-15. [63] For example, the Committee on Inner City Initiatives of the Western New York Consortium of Higher Education (12 colleges and universities) has focused on the collaborative development of the Martin Luther King, Jr., Center, a community school and community center in East Buffalo. See Stephen C. Halpern, "University-Community Projects: Reflections on the Lessons Learned," Universities and Community Schools 3, nos. 1-2 (1992): 44-48.
04-04-2003, 05:51:53: Lessons from Hull House for the Contemporary Urban University by Ira Harkavy and John L. Puckett, University of Pennsylvania Ira Harkavy is Director of the Center for Community Partnerships at the University of Pennsylvania. He teaches both in the history and urban studies departments, and is co-executive editor of _Universities and Community Schools_. In recent years, he has written on how to involve universities effectively in democratic partnerships with local public schools and their communities. John Puckett is associate professor at the University of Pennsylvania Graduate School of Education, where he conducts research on the university-community relationship. Table of Contents * Introduction * Social Science and Social Work: The Progressive Tradition * The Retreat from Social Reform: Structural Conflicts and Contradictions in the Academy * Academically Based Community Service: Toward Revitalizing Universities and Communities * Reports from the Field: Communal Participatory Action Research in West Philadelphia * Conclusion * Notes Introduction Since 1981 and the publication of Ernest Boyer and Fred Hechinger's Higher Learning in the Nation's Service, there has been a growing criticism that "higher education in America is suffering from a loss of overall direction, a nagging feeling that it is no longer at the vital center of the nation's work."[1] With the publication of Derek Bok's 1990 book,Universities and the Future of America, that criticism reached a new level of urgency and significance. From the paramount insider position within the higher educational system, Harvard's president concluded that "most universities continue to do their least impressive work on the very subjects where society's need for greater knowledge and better education is most acute."[2] Bok's conclusion (reached near the end of his Harvard presidency) necessarily leads to the further conclusion that the American university has failed to do what it is supposed to do. In short, esoterica has triumphed over public philosophy, narrow scholasticism over humane scholarship. Urban universities are now compelled to work with their neighbors for their own immediate and long-term self-interest. There are four reasons why universities should be involved in urban revitalization efforts. The first reason is institutional self-interest, including the safety, cleanliness, and attractiveness of the physical setting. Each of these contributes to the campus ambiance and to the recruitment and retention of faculty, students, and staff. Needless to say, high walls and imposing gates cannot shield students, faculty members, or administrators from the disturbing reality that surrounds the urban campus. The second reason involves a more indirect effect on institutional self-interest. It includes both the costs (financial, public relations, and political) to the institution that result from a retreat from the community, as well as the benefits that accrue from active, effective engagement. As Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy have noted: As conditions in society continue to deteriorate, universities will face increased public scrutiny (witness the Congressional hearings chaired by Representative John Dingell of Michigan last year). The scrutiny is bound to intensify as America focuses on resolving its deep and pervasive societal problems amid continuously expanding global competition. Institutions of higher education will increasingly be held to new and demanding standards that evaluate performance on the basis of direct and short-run societal benefit. In addition, public, private, and foundation support will be more than ever based on that standard, and it will become increasingly clear to colleges and universities that "altruism pays"--in fact, that altruism is practically an imperative for institutional development and improvement.[3] The third reason involves the advancement of knowledge, teaching, and human welfare through academically based community service focused on improving the quality of life in the local community. The benefits that can emerge from this approach are the integration of research, teaching, and service; the interaction of faculty members and graduate and undergraduate students from across the campus; the connection of projects involving participatory action research with student and staff volunteer activities; and the promotion of civic consciousness, value-oriented thinking, and a moral approach to issues of public concern among undergraduates. Historically, universities have missed an extraordinary opportunity to work with their communities and to engage in better research, teaching, and service. The separation of universities from society, their aloofness from real-world problems, has deprived universities of contact with a necessary source of genuine creativity and academic vitality. Promoting civic consciousness, we believe, is the core component of the fourth reason for significant university involvement with the community. Sheldon Hackney has described this as the "institution's obligation to be a good citizen, and its pedagogic duty to provide models of responsible citizenship for its students."[4] In other words, universities and colleges have, along with schools and religious institutions, a special responsibility to be moral institutions, exemplifying the highest civic and character-building values of society. At the heart of civic responsibility is the concept of neighborliness--caring about and assisting those living in close proximity to us. As an institution, a university's actions and inactions express morality; a university's indifference or civic engagement teaches lessons to its students and to society. This citizenship and character-building role, of course, was at the very center of the American college. However, the didactic approach to citizenship education and morality employed by its predecessors would today be both off-putting and at odds with the openness of the modern university. Collectively these arguments indicate that it is now both necessary and mutually beneficial for urban universities to work to revitalize their local communities. The complex problems of urban society necessitate a radical reorientation and reinvention of the urban American university to become, once again, a mission-oriented institution devoted to the use of reason to improve the human condition. That mission was the driving force behind the organization of the modern research university in the late nineteenth century. University presidents of the Progressive Era worked to transform the American university into a major national institution capable of meeting the needs of a rapidly changing and increasingly complex society. Imbued with a boundless optimism and a belief that scientific and social-scientific knowledge could change the world for the better, they saw universities as leading the way toward an effective and humane reorganization of society. Progressive academics viewed the city as their arena for study and action. The city was the site of significant societal transformations; the center of political corruption, poverty, crime and cultural conflict; and a ready source of data and information. It was, according to Richmond Mayo-Smith of Columbia, "the national laboratory of social science, just as hospitals are of medical science." [5] As Jane Addams and her colleagues in Chicago illustrated, the city was also the place in which academics could combine social science and social reform. Social Science and Social Work: The Progressive Tradition Social work as a field of social scientific inquiry gained impetus from Hull House, the social settlement founded by Jane Addams and Ellen Starr on Chicago's West Side in 1889.[6] The philosophy and programs of Hull House were modeled after Toynbee Hall, the first settlement house, established in 1884 by the Anglican vicar Samuel A. Barnett in London's East End. Adopting a multifaceted institutional approach to the social problems of the immigrant groups in the Nineteenth Ward, the Hull House residents offered activities and services along four lines, designated by Addams as the social, educational, humanitarian, and civic. The residents' programs included college extension classes, clubs and literary programs, ethnic festivals, art exhibits, recreational activities and neighborhood showerbaths, a summer camp program, a cooperative boarding house for working women, and kindergarten, visiting-nurse, and legal services. Moreover, Hull House was a site for labor union activities; a forum for social, political, and economic reform; and a center for social science research. Regarding its research function, as Addams once noted, "the settlements antedated by three years the first sociology departments in universities and by ten years the establishment of the first foundations for social research." [7] In Twenty Years at Hull-House, Addams emphasized the benefits that accrued to the activist social worker from engagement with the community and its problems. She wrote of "a fast-growing number of cultivated young people who have no recognized outlet for their active faculties. They hear constantly of the great social maladjustment, but no way is provided for them to change it, and their uselessness hangs upon them heavily. . . . 'There is nothing after disease, indigence and guilt so fatal to life itself as the want of a proper outlet for active faculties.'"[8] For women, the problem of lacking constructive social outlets for their reform impulses was acutely felt, constricted as they were by Victorian gender roles. Viewed as an expression of "social motherhood," settlement work provided a satisfactory professional outlet for women that was not incommensurate with established gender roles and practices, particularly the idea of the "woman's sphere." Addams acknowledged this when she remarked that "many women today are failing properly to discharge their duties to their own families and households simply because they fail to see that as society grows more complicated, it is necessary that woman shall extend her sense of responsibility to many things outside of her home, if only in order to preserve the home in its entirety."[9] For activist-oriented young men and women of Addams's generation, settlement work constituted, in Addams's apt phrase, a "subjective necessity." In 1889, Starr told a friend that "Jane's idea, which she puts very much to the front and on no account will give up, is that [the settlement] is more for the people who do it than for the other class."[10] Addams herself later wrote, "I hope it will never be forgotten in Chicago, at least where Hull House feels somewhat responsible for the Toynbee Hall idea, that Toynbee Hall was first projected as an aid and outlet to educated young men. The benefit to East Londoners was then regarded as almost secondary, and the benefit has always been held as strictly mutual."[11] In 1895, Addams and the residents of Hull House--notably Florence Kelley, Agnes Holbrook, and Julia Lathrop--published Hull-House Maps and Papers, a sociological investigation of the neighborhood immediately to the east of Hull House; in Addams's words, it was a record of "certain phases of neighborhood life with which the writers have been familiar."[12] Inspired by Charles Booth's Life and Labour of the People in London, the Hull House residents compiled detailed maps of demographic and social characteristics and produced richly descriptive accounts of life and work in a poor immigrant neighborhood.[13] Theirs was not dispassionate scholarship, as evidenced by Kelley's poignant advocacy of sweatshop laborers, whose "reward of work at their trade is grinding poverty, ending only in death or escape to some more hopeful occupation. Within the trade there has been and can be no improvement in wages while tenement-house manufacture is tolerated. On the contrary, there seems to be no limit to the deterioration now in progress."[14] Closely associated with Hull House in its early years were the male sociologists at the University of Chicago, who acknowledged that "it was Addams and Hull-House who were the leader and leading institution in Chicago in the 1890s, not the University of Chicago." [15] Indeed, Hull-House Maps and Papers oriented the Chicago School of Sociology to urban studies and strongly influenced the direction taken by that department for the next 40 years.[16] The changing relationship of Addams and her Hull House colleagues with the Chicago sociologists from the 1890s to the late 1910s mirrored the American university's transition from an outwardly directed, service-centered institution to an inwardly directed, discipline-centered institution. It was also a marker of the separation of knowledge production from knowledge use, indeed, of social science from social reform, by the end of the Progressive Era. In its early years, the University of Chicago demonstrated that by doing good, a research university could do very well. When Chicago's first president, William Rainey Harper, described the mission of his newly minted university as "service for mankind wherever mankind is, whether within scholastic walls or without those walls and in the world at large,"[17] he expressed a pervasive attitude of Progressive Era academics that "scholarship, teaching, and public service were fully compatible."[18] As Steven Diner has written, Harper and his Progressive colleagues also realized that the university's funding was contingent on the public's good will: When the University of Chicago opened in 1892, universities were still quite new and were just beginning to to explore the possibilities of service to their society. This was not a time for introspection or self-criticism, but an era of growth and experimentation. Nothing in the experience of American universities thus far indicated that public service might harm the university; but the experience of the antebellum college suggested the shortcomings of a remote seminary of learning for its own sake. Its detachment from public service had resulted in neither solid scholarship, sound teaching, nor popular support. Indeed, most university presidents of the early twentieth century concluded that service was the only way to win support for the advancement and dissemination of knowledge on the highest level. [19] The Chicago School of Sociology was created in this nexus of "serving society by advancing intellectual inquiry."[20] In the early years of the Chicago School no invidious distinctions were made between the applied sociology pursued by Addams and the Hull House residents and the academic research of the first generation of University of Chicago sociologists. Indeed, the two groups had a close working relationship, grounded in personal friendships, mutual respect, and shared social philosophy. Four men of the early Chicago School--Albion Small, Charles Henderson, Charles Zeublin, and George Vincent--were ministers or ministers manque, intellectual Social Gospelers with strong civic commitments. (The exceptions, with limited theological proclivities, were George Herbert Mead and William I. Thomas.) Like the women of Hull House, the Chicago sociologists were "social activists and social scientists."[21] Action social research, Chicago style, encompassed scholarly documentation of a social problem and lobbying of politicians and local community groups to obtain action. [22] Recent feminist scholarship takes issue with the charge that the social science of Hull House and the early Chicago School was unscientific. Mary Jo Deegan, for example, argues that Hull-House Maps and Papers "established the Chicago tradition of studying the city and its inhabitants," and provided "the major substantive interests of Chicago sociologists": a focus on immigrants, poverty, and occupational structure. She asserts that Robert Park and Ernest W. Burgess, leaders of the Chicago School's second generation, adopted the research concerns and methods of Addams and her colleagues even as they staked their own prior claim as the founders of urban sociology. [23] After 1915 Chicago Sociology increasingly distanced itself from social reform, notwithstanding the continued focus on the form, structure, and problems of city living. Increasingly that focus was circumscribed by a natural science model and an underlying commitment to "the detached and objective study of society," which "allowed no room for an ameliorative approach."[24] Park and Burgess emphasized "urban studies . . . within a scientific framework."[25] The career of Sophonisba Breckinridge is indicative of the attenuation of action-oriented, reformist social science in Chicago in the decades before America's entry into World War I. When Breckinridge enrolled in the University of Chicago's Department of Political Science in 1894, she entered a Progressive world where scientific rigor was deemed compatible with social problem solving. [26] According to Ellen Fitzpatrick: "All accepted the notion that scholars had a duty to address contemporary problems in their work. All agreed on the importance of empirical research. And all shared the belief that careful scientific investigation was a sine qua non for intelligent reform." [27] Unequal gender relations, however, stymied the entry of women with doctoral degrees (in Breckinridge's case, a doctor of philosophy awarded in 1902, a doctor of jurisprudence awarded in 1904) into the social science professoriate at the University of Chicago. The new feminist historiography has documented an emerging nexus of gender, social reform, and social science at the beginning of the twentieth century: after 1904, women would be relegated to the margins of the university, the confines of the newly opened Department of Household Administration, "a special intellectual province for women," where Breckinridge would find a home as an assistant professor. Yet her training had prepared her for a headier challenge: "While the political scientist pursued research that resulted in an essay entitled 'Industrial Conditions of Women Workers in Chicago Illustrated by the Packing Houses' in 1905-06, her colleagues in the household administration department wrote papers such as 'The Relative Digestibility of Animal and Vegetable Albumen,' 'Loss of Nutrients in Beans Due to Soaking,' 'Comparative Richness of Gelatin-Yielding Material in Old and Young Animals,' and 'Pectin Bodies in Fruit Juices and the Effect of Temperatures and Density in the Setting of Fruit Jelly.' Such concerns were far afield from the principles of law, political science, and political economy."[28] In 1909, Breckinridge was appointed dean of the Chicago School of Civics and Philanthropy, an independent social work and research training center funded by the Russell Sage Foundation. Over the next decade she and her colleague Edith Abbott, both of whom took up residence in Hull House, directed extensive surveys in such areas as housing, stockyards, juvenile court, and public-school truancy and nonattendance. The merger of the School of Civics and Philanthropy with the University of Chicago in 1920 led to both women's appointment as associate professors of social economy in the newly created School of Social Service Administration. There, Breckinridge and Abbott "sought to create a new setting within the university that would permit them to address public issues and advance social research. In so doing, they helped professionalize social work, a field they first adopted and then worked to make their own."[29] Yet theirs was a Pyrrhic victory. The feminization of professional social work marked it as the last enclave of social reform. As noted by Ellen Lagemann, the implications of the rift between social reform and social science at the University of Chicago were considerable: As a result, the new departmental lines drawn there created divisions, not just at Chicago, but also elsewhere, between theoretical, "objective," academic social research, on the one hand, and more reformist, political, and applied social work, on the other. The structural and intellectual divisions thus created were soon compounded by gender divisions that rapidly took on hierarchical status distinctions as well. Sociology, which came increasingly to be dominated by men, was more and more seen as a source for insights to be tested and applied by "social workers," most of whom were women; and settings for "social work," including social settlements like Hull House, were more and more seen as places to which (male) university sociologists might send students to collect data, which the sociologists and not the social workers would then analyze in a university laboratory and elaborate into theory.[30] Applied social science largely vanished from the academy after 1918. World War I was the catalyst for a full-scale retreat from action-oriented, reformist social science. The brutality and horror of that conflict ended the buoyant optimism and faith in human progress and societal improvement that had marked the Progressive Era. American academics were not immune to the general disillusion with progress. One economist wrote that "it would perhaps be an exaggeration to say that the European war . . . has rendered every text in social science thus far published out of date, but it would not be a very great exaggeration."[31] Indeed, despair led many social scientists to retreat into a narrow scientistic approach: "They began to talk of the need for a harder science, a science of facts and numbers that could moderate or dispel the pervasive irrational conflicts of political life."[32] Scholarly inquiry directed toward creating a better society was increasingly deemed inappropriate. While faith in the expert and in expert knowledge was carried on from the Progressive Era, it was now divorced from its reformist roots. The dominant conception of science was clear and simple: it was what physical scientists and engineers did.[33] "Sociology as a science is not interested in making the world a better place in which to live, in encouraging beliefs, in spreading information, in dispensing news, in setting forth impressions of life, in leading the multitudes or in guiding the ship of state," Chicago sociologist William F. Ogburn declared. "Science is interested directly in one thing only, to wit, discovering new knowledge." [34] The retreat from applied social science in the 1920s crystallized a tendency that Addams had discerned at the turn of the century: We recall that the first colleges of the Anglo-Saxon race were established to educate religious teachers. For a long time it was considered the religious mission of the educated to prepare the mass of the people for life beyond the grave. Knowledge dealt largely in theology, but it was ultimately to be applied, and the test of the successful graduate, after all, was not his learning, but his power to save souls. As the college changed from teaching theology to teaching secular knowledge the test of its success should have shifted from the power to save men's souls to the power to adjust them in healthful relations to nature and their fellow men. But the college failed to do this, and made the test of its success the mere collecting and disseminating of knowledge, elevating the means into an end and falling in love with its own achievement.[35] The Retreat from Social Reform: Structural Conflicts and Contradictions in the Academy Throughout the American university, a strong tradition developed that separated scholarly research from the goal of helping to create a better society. The political and cultural dynamics of post-World War I scientistic social science were reflected in the burgeoning field of psychiatric social work. In the 1920s, psychiatric social workers staked their claim to scientific legitimacy and professional status by defining their knowledge base as psychoanalytic theory and adopting a therapeutic, ostensibly scientific, approach that emphasized clients' social-psychological adjustment rather than social amelioration. Casework, if not Freudian psychology, also dominated other subspecialities of social work--for example, family casework and child guidance--and during the twenties, that approach became the raison d'etre of the profession as a whole. University schools of social work, which numbered 28 by 1929, and social work education were unified "around the idea of generic casework."[36] Professional social work training did not include preparation for a career in settlement work. The local Community Chest, which gained control of settlement house budgets, dampened reform; only in non-Chest cities such as Chicago and New York were settlement workers able to sustain some reform activity. Not surprisingly, that activity was associated with the charismatic leadership of Addams of Hull House, Graham Taylor of Chicago Commons, and Lillian Wald of Henry Street Settlement, and it was not broadly institutionalized.[37] Between the wars the reform impulse was further weakened by the fact that every major university formed similar and increasingly specialized departments, and a faculty member's primary source of identification and allegiance became his or her discipline, not the university. Since World War II, a steady infusion of federal funds allocated to individual researchers working under departmental auspices has accelerated the growth of a disciplinary-based reward system. [38] Departmental and disciplinary divisions have served to increase further the isolation of universities from society. A 1982 Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development report entitled The University and the Community noted, "Communities have problems, universities have departments."[39] Beyond being a criticism of universities, that statement neatly indicates why universities have not contributed as they should. Quite simply, their unintegrated structures work against understanding and helping to solve highly complex human and societal problems. This tendency has resulted in less effective research, teaching, and service. Indeed, all three missions have been impoverished by what might be termed a false trichotomization. For example, that trichotomy has contributed to an enormous imbalance in the production of knowledge. Dazzling advances have occurred in university-based research in science and technology. New ideas, concepts, technologies, approaches, and techniques are developed with ever-increasing rapidity. Although designed to improve human welfare, the application of scientific advances too frequently results in new and more forbidding problems. The wondrous possibilities of new medical technologies, for example, have become distorted, helping to create a health care "system" unresponsive to the "low-tech" preventive needs of the vast majority of citizens.[40] How to make rational use of science and technology should be a primary focus of university research. It should be a primary focus because it is a primary problem facing human beings in the late twentieth century. If universities had an integrated mission--the creative, dynamic, and systemic integration of research, teaching, and service--intellectual resources would be significantly devoted to developing humane applications of scientific knowledge to help those living in conditions of profound poverty and neglect. Integrating research, teaching, and service will be particularly difficult because of a fundamental contradiction in the structure of the American research university itself, a contradiction that occurred with its very creation. That is, the American research university was a product of a combination of the German research university and the American college. Daniel Coit Gilman, the founder of Johns Hopkins and central architect of the late nineteenth-century research university, in fact, claimed that one of his proudest accomplishments was "a school of science grafted on one of the oldest and most conservative classical colleges." Although referring specifically to the merger of the Sheffield Scientific School with Yale College, Gilman felt that this achievement exemplified his contribution to American higher education.[41] Gilman did not make reference to the institutional contradiction that necessarily derived from a merger of two markedly different entities. The research university, on the one hand, was dedicated to specialized scholarship, and it was through the production of specialized inquiry and studies that the university provided service. For the American college, on the other hand, general education, character building, and civic education were the central purposes. The goal was to serve society by cultivating in young people, to use Benjamin Franklin's phrase, "an Inclination join'd with an Ability to serve." [42] The research university has, of course, dominated this merger, creating an ethos and culture that rewards specialized study rather than more general scholarship and the education of the next generation for moral, civic, and intellectual leadership. Given the structural contradictions built into the American university, and nearly a century of increasing specialization, fragmentation of knowledge, and separation of scholarship from direct service to society, it will not be easy for higher educational institutions to effectively integrate research, teaching, and service and substantively increase their contributions to knowledge and human welfare. Certainly the significant problems facing American society and the pressures to change that are coming from a variety of constituents will mean that some new directions will have to be forged. But will they be the right directions, directions that enhance the university's ability to carry out its mission? And will these new directions be significant and basic enough to reduce the impediments to progress that hinder the creative, dynamic, systemic integration of research, teaching, and service? Academically Based Community Service: Toward Revitalizing Universities and Communities In three key respects, Hull House provides a model and inspiration for work being undertaken at the University of Pennsylvania. First, the Hull House residents emphasized amelioration and reform. Although they acted too frequently for rather than with their neighbors, they believed in and espoused the ideal of empowering community residents to address social problems.[43] Second, as indicated by Hull-House Maps and Papers, their ameliorative, reformist approach to social science integrated the production of new knowledge and the uses made of that knowledge.[44] Third, Addams and her Chicago colleagues recognized that the social problems of the city are complex, deeply rooted, interdependent phenomena that require holistic ameliorative strategies and support mechanisms if they are to be solved. The settlement house provided, albeit on a small neighborhood scale, a comprehensive institutional response to social problems. Our approach has been to advance academically based community service--service rooted in and intrinsically tied to teaching and research. Among other things, it is an approach that seeks to integrate the research, teaching, and service missions of the university, while also spurring intellectual integration across disciplines. We have found that the very nature of concrete, real-world problems, particularly the problems of the university's immediate geographic community, encourage genuine interschool and interdisciplinary cooperation. No single component of the university can significantly help understand and reduce the complex, myriad, interrelated problems of the urban poor. In combination, however, advances can be made. And that combination must go beyond the various components of the university. It necessarily must also include other institutions, such as public schools, businesses, unions, community organizations, government, and voluntary associations. Our goal is to develop an innovative model of how higher educational institutions can fruitfully and simultaneously work together to advance knowledge and human welfare. The work builds on John Dewey's proposition that knowledge and learning can be most effectively advanced through working to solve immediate, strategic societal problems. For Dewey, "Thinking begins in . . . a forked-road situation, a situation which is ambiguous, which presents a dilemma, which proposes alternatives."[45] In effect, our forked-road situation is the intellectual problem of what can be done to overcome the pervasive problems affecting the people of West Philadelphia. To a significant extent, our work can be viewed as testing the validity of Dewey's proposition about how we learn and think. Even more fundamentally, it tests the validity of Francis Bacon's central proposition that knowledge advances most effectively when the "relief of man's estate" is made the true end of knowledge. In 1620 Bacon put the argument as follows: "Lastly, I would address a general admonition to all, that they consider what are the true ends of knowledge, and that they seek it not either for pleasure of the mind, or for contention, or for superiority to others, or for profit, or fame, or power, or for any of these inferior things; but for the benefit and use of life; and that they perfect and govern it in charity. For it was from lust of power that they angels fell, from lust of knowledge that men fell; but of charity there can be no excess, neither did angel or man ever come in danger by it."[46] How are we to know whether a Deweyan-Baconian approach is indeed superior to the traditional, scholastic model that dominates the American university? For Bacon the test was simple: By their fruits shall we judge modes of inquiry and thought. In other words, to what extent does research change the world for the better? In Reconstruction and Philosophy, Dewey praised Bacon for his brilliant analysis of the sociology of knowledge and his call for cooperative research: "To Bacon, error had been produced and perpetuated by social influences, and trust must be discovered by social agencies organized for that purpose. . . . The great need [Bacon proclaimed] is the organization of co-operative research, whereby men attack nature collectively and the work of inquiry is carried on continuously from generation to generation."[47] Since 1985, the University of Pennsylvania has been involved in a broadly based community project to help improve the quality of life in West Philadelphia. The project has two main organizational components. With staff offices in the West Philadelphia community, the West Philadelphia Improvement Corps (WEPIC) represents a coalition of university faculty, staff, undergraduate and graduate students, and West Philadelphia teachers, students, and school administrators. The WEPIC provides a year-round program that currently involves over 2,000 children, their parents, and community members in education and cultural workshops, recreation, job training, and community improvement and service activities. The program is coordinated by the West Philadelphia Partnership, a mediating, nonprofit, community-based organization composed of major institutions (including the University of Pennsylvania) and local community groups, in conjunction with the Greater Philadelphia Urban Affairs Coalition and the Philadelphia School District. The recently established Center for Community Partnerships at the University of Pennsylvania coordinates and provides opportunities for participatory action research projects conducted under the aegis of the WEPIC. This approach is quite different from strategies undertaken in the 1960s, when escalating poverty, crime, violence, racial strife, and student protest demanded a response from urban universities. Federal and foundation-supported programs, notably urban extension programs, urban studies centers and urban observatories, were created to link university research and technical assistance to urban concerns. The goal, according to Paul Ylvisaker of the Ford Foundation, whose 1958 speech signaled the beginning of an era of reengagement, was to create urban equivalents to the Agricultural Extension Service. Typically, these efforts were not partnerships, that is, mutually beneficial relationships between the city and the university. For all the public and private funds expended, relatively little of substance was accomplished, and a genuine and acute disappointment about the level of university performance set in.[48] The development of a mediating organization that encourages partnerships and the pooling of institutional and community resources has helped the University of Pennsylvania to sustain and expand its contribution to the WEPIC coalition.[49] The WEPIC has reinvented and updated an old notion--that the neighborhood school can effectively serve as the core neighborhood institution, an institution that both provides comprehensive services and galvanizes other community institutions and groups. That idea motivated the early settlement workers, who recognized the centrality of the neighborhood school in community life and its potential as a catalytic site for community stabilization and improvement. At the turn of the century, settlement pioneers mediated the transfer of social, health, vocational, and recreational services to the public schools of major American cities.[50] Dewey's notion of "the school as social center" reflected the vision of Addams and other settlement workers that urban public schools would incorporate settlement ideas and functions.[51] The school and the curriculum would become, in effect, focal points of neighborhood development , improvement, and stabilization. Although Dewey did not make it explicit, this idea is consistent with his general theory that the community-centered school would help catalyze the development of a "cosmopolitan local community."[52] For the neighborhood school to be truly comprehensive, to function as a genuine community center, to help transform its catchment area into a cosmopolitan local community, however, it needs additional human resources and support. In 1929, near the end of her extraordinary career, Addams wrote that the social settlement served the same function as the university, but the settlement's impact encompassed a broader and needier population: It was the function of the settlements to bring into the circle of knowledge and full life, men and women who might otherwise be left outside. Some of these men and women were outside simply because of their ignorance, some of them because they led lives of hard work that narrowed their interests, and others because they were unaware of the possibilities of life and needed a friendly touch to awaken them. The colleges and universities had made a little inner circle of illuminated space beyond which there stretched a region of darkness, and it was the duty of the settlements to draw into the light those who were out of it. It seemed to us that our mission was just as important as that of either the university or the college.[53] The key challenge today, however, is not to have social settlements function as universities but rather to have universities function as perennial, deeply rooted settlements, providing illuminated space for their communities as they conduct their mission of producing and transmitting knowledge to advance human welfare and to develop theories that have broad utility and application. As comprehensive institutions, we would argue, universities are uniquely qualified to provide broadly based, sustained, comprehensive support. The community school project itself becomes the organizing catalyst enabling the university to function as a social settlement as one innovative, humanistic strategy to better perform its traditional mission, as well as to better perform its role as a cosmopolitan civic university. Reports from the Field: Communal Participatory Action Research in West Philadelphia As we noted previously, a broadly based coalition of agencies, organizations, and institutions today is a sine qua non for school and community revitalization in collapsing urban centers. If it is to be an effective partner in this coalition, the university must institutionalize a strategy that engages academic resources in ways that integrate and strengthen its missions of teaching, research, and service. The strategy we have chosen is to develop a permanent, humanistic natural laboratory in West Philadelphia. We do not treat West Philadelphia as a laboratory for experimentation on poor people, that is, as a site for study rather than assistance. Our approach emphasizes a mutually beneficial, democratic relationship between academics and non-academics. In that relationship, academic researchers learn from and with the community, do research collaboratively with and not on people, and contribute to the solution of significant community problems. Put another way, we believe that West Philadelphia, and the community school in particular, should serve as a natural social and cultural laboratory in which communal participatory action research functions as a humanistic strategy for the advancement of knowledge and human welfare.[54] Participatory action research is "a form of action research in which professional social researchers operate as full collaborators with members of organizations in studying and transforming those organizations. It is an on-going organizational learning process, a research approach that emphasizes co-learning, participation, and organizational transformation."[55] Both participatory action research and communal participatory action research are directed toward problems in the real world and are concerned with application. They differ in the degree to which they are continuous, comprehensive, and beneficial and necessary to the organization or community studied and the university. The participatory action research process is exemplified in the work of William Foote Whyte and his associates at Cornell University to advance industrial democracy in the worker cooperatives of Mondragon, Spain.[56] Its considerable utility and theoretical significance notwithstanding, the research at Mondragon is not an institutional necessity for Cornell. By contrast, the University of Pennsylvania's enlightened self-interest is directly tied to the success of its research efforts in the West Philadelphia community, hence its emphasis on communal participatory action research. In short, proximity and a focus on problems that are institutionally significant to the university encourage sustained, continuous research involvement. A crucial issue, of course, is the degree to which these locally based research projects result in general knowledge. We would argue that local does not mean parochial and that the solution to local problems necessarily requires an understanding of national and global issues as well as an effective use and development of theory. Two research projects in West Philadelphia, one conducted by a physical anthropologist, another by a graduate student in communication studies, illustrate these propositions. Francis Johnston, chairperson of the University of Pennsylvania's Department of Anthropology, carries out research in the Turner Nutritional Awareness Project, a joint community/university-sponsored participatory action research project at the John P. Turner Middle School that is designed to improve the nutritional status of the community. "The Project is comprehensive in scope, with components dealing with nutritional assessment, with instruction in concepts of nutrition, and with the collection of a broad range of related information, including such areas as knowledge, preferences, and attitudes concerning food, food streams within the neighborhood, and other sources of information (merchants, media, etc.)." [57] Turner School teachers participate in the design and presentation of the intervention. Sixth-grade Turner students participate in the nutrition education program and, as seventh graders, they teach elementary school students about basic nutrition and healthy habits. [58] In a recent study, Johnston and his students in an undergraduate anthropology course on "Biomedical Science and Human Adaptability" collected measurements of physical growth status and dietary intakes from 11- to 15-year-old African-American youth. Data on growth were collected on 136 individuals; for both sets of indicators, data were collected on 113. A nutrition software package was used to calculate the nutrient values of students' dietary intakes, and individual records were merged into a single data set for computer statistical analysis. Tabulations of the data supported the following conclusion: "Overall, the data indicate a population with a very high prevalence of obesity, and diets high in saturated fat and low in polyunsaturated fat. Also of potential concern is the indication of low intakes of zinc and high intakes of sodium. Given the increased health risks of urban African-Americans, these findings on young adolescents suggest the development of programs designed to improve diets and enhance health in general in this age group." [59] Johnston's work with undergraduates further distinguishes the University of Pennsylvania's approach from other varieties of action research. Communal participatory action research extends to creating or restructuring academic courses to include an explicit community focus and action component. The assumption is that embedding community service into courses, research, and general intellectual discourse will lead to positive changes in the institutional climate, providing a linkage between service and education. A dissertation study in the Annenberg School for Communication provides a second illustration of communal participatory action research. For 2 years, Eleanor Novek, a former professional journalist and editor, was involved at West Philadelphia High School, a WEPIC site, as a co-teacher and researcher in the development of "an educational demonstration project, an urban high school English/journalism class which uses production of a community-focused newspaper as a strategy for the self-determination of young African Americans."[60] Novek's research on self-determination and student empowerment built on Jurgen Habermas's theory of communicative action, elements of reference group theory (e.g., Robert Merton), and superordinate goal theory (Muzafer Sherif and Caroline Sherif), not only to interpret and to theorize from ethnographic data, but also simultaneously to shape the intervention strategies, effecting an ebb and flow of theory and action. The specific vehicle for this work was QWest, a school-based community newspaper project, each component of which was adjudicated and carried out by students. In a recent report of her study, Novek has constructed several criteria of self-determination on the basis of her theoretical perspective, and she provides a summary of evidence from participant observations and student writing to indicate the progress made in each category. Her description of risk taking and the crossing of social boundaries is a case in point: A shy young woman who never spoke up in class, not only obtained an interview with Ramona Africa, the lone survivor of the world-infamous MOVE bombing in May 1985, but also brought her to the school to address the whole class. A taciturn young man interested in rap music visited one of the largest African American radio stations in the city and interviewed a popular disc jockey on the air. Another student took it upon himself to develop and distribute an attitude survey about the QWest project to class members. Two students applied for and won admission to a minority workshop for high school journalists--the first time any students from their school had participated. Another began freelancing sports reports for a community newspaper.[61] As our examples are designed to suggest, genuine thinking has occurred in the forked-road situation of West Philadelphia, engendering new approaches to school and community development. We believe that we have made a good start. The interaction of faculty, staff, and students working at the same site, attempting to solve immediate real-world problems, has fostered an unprecedented degree of academic integration at the University of Pennsylvania and spurred the development of new organizational structures and mechanisms to encourage and coordinate academically based public service. We want to emphasize, however, just how extraordinarily difficult it is to change the university and its community. Even after more than 8 years, our work is still in a developing phase. Conclusion In this article, we have presented a rationale for reinventing the American university to become once again a mission-oriented institution. With particular attention to social work and the social sciences, we have traced the origins of that rationale to Jane Addams, the women of Hull House, and other Progressive Era social scientists qua social reformers. Historical analysis not only indicates that progressive change can occur, but it also is useful in revealing and clarifying impediments to change, for example, the entrenchment and long-standing dominance of narrowly scholastic social science. We have also described a general strategy of organizational structures, activities, and mechanisms developed at the University of Pennsylvania to help enable the "neo-Progressive" reconstruction of the university through academically based community service. It is our contention that American social science should be about the "relief of man's estate." These endeavors should be about overcoming the urban crisis and preventing urban chaos. In his studies of creativity, psychologist Howard E. Gruber has emphasized the connection between individual creativity and a desire to solve real-world problems. Gruber's concept of "creative altruism," which we think has relevance for universities, highlights that connection with particular clarity: "We can envisage and identify cases of 'creative altruism,' in which a person displays extraordinary moral responsibility, devoting a significant portion of time and energy to some project transcending immediate need and experience. Creative altruism, when it goes the limit, strives to eliminate the cause of suffering, to change the world, to change the fate of the earth." [62] Creative altruism imbued the social work and social science of Addams and the women of Hull House at the turn of the twentieth century. As we have indicated, their ideals and practice provided exemplars for the development of social work and sociology at the University of Chicago. We have argued that their humanistic, real-world, problem-solving approach to social science has strong potential to produce better teaching, better research, and better service than conventional social science. The "settlement idea," which has inspired our collective efforts at the University of Pennsylvania and other campuses and communities, is a legacy of the early history of American social work.[63] If the American university is to fulfill its promise and help create a decent and just society, it must give full-hearted, full-minded attention to solving our complex interrelated problems. The benefits of doing so would, we are convinced, be considerable for the university, social science, and the American city. Notes John Puckett's contribution to this article was supported by a Spencer Foundation Postdoctoral Fellowship. We are also grateful to Lee Benson and Ellen Lagemann for their superb advice and encouragement. [1] Ernest L. Boyer and Fred M. Hechinger, Higher Learning in the Nation's Service (Washington, D.C.: Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching, 1981), p. 3. [2] Derek Bok, Universities and the Future of America (Durham, N.C.: Duke University Press, 1990), p. 122. [3] Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy, "Universities, Schools, and the Welfare State," Education Week,April 29, 1992, p. 27. Representative George E. Brown, Jr., chairman of the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology, and Representative Rick Boucher, chairman of the Subcommittee on Science for that committee, have sharply criticized the priorities of contemporary scientists and the academic research community, which they view as detached from broad societal concerns; in Colleen Cordes, "As Chairman of Key House Committee Restates His Vision, Scientists Worry," Chronicle of Higher Education, September 8, 1993, pp. A26-28; Rick Boucher, "A Science Policy for the 21st Century," Chronicle of Higher Education, September 1, 1993, pp. B1-2. The Senate Committee on Appropriations voices a similar complaint about the National Science Foundation, admonishing that agency to address "specific national goals" or face curtailment of its funding; in 103d Congress, Senate Report 103-137, September 9, 1993, pp. 165-69. [4] Sheldon Hackney, "Universities and Schools: Hanging Together or Hanging Separately?" Address at Bank Street College, New York, May 2, 1992; printed in University of Pennsylvania Almanac (May 12, 1992), p. 6. [5] As quoted in Barry D. Karl, Charles E. Merriam and the Study of Politics (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1974), p. 31. [6] See Kathryn Kish Sklar, "Hull-House Maps and Papers: Social Science as Women's Work in the 1890s," in The Social Survey in Historical Perspective 1880-1940, ed. Martin Bulmer, Kevin Bales, and Kathryn Kish Sklar (New York: Cambridge University Press, 1991), pp. 111-47. [7] Jane Addams, "The Objective Value of a Social Settlement" (1893), in The Social Thought of Jane Addams, ed. Christopher Lasch (Indianapolis: Bobbs-Merrill Co., 1965), pp. 44-61; quotation from Jane Addams, The Second Twenty Years at Hull-House: September 1909 to September 1929, with a Record of a Growing World Consciousness (New York: Macmillan, 1930), p. 405, cited in Lela B. Costin, Two Sisters for Social Justice: A Biography of Grace and Edith Abbott (Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 1983), p. 45. [8] Jane Addams, Twenty Years at Hull-House (New York: Macmillan, 1910), pp. 118, 120. [9] As quoted in John H. Ehrenreich, The Altruistic Imagination: A History of Social Work and Social Policy in the United States (Ithaca, N.Y.: Cornell University Press, 1985), p. 35. See also Kathryn Kish Sklar, "Hull House in the 1890s: A Community of Women Reformers," Signs: Journal of Women in Culture and Society 10, no. 4 (1985): pp. 675-77; Stanley Wenocur and Michael Reisch, From Charity to Enterprise: The Development of American Social Work in a Market Economy (Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 1989), pp. 26-29. [10] As quoted in Gertrude Himmelfarb, Poverty and Compassion: The Moral Imagination of the Late Victorians (New York: Knopf, 1991), p. 241. [11] As quoted in Allen F. Davis, American Heroine: The Life and Legend of Jane Addams (New York: Oxford University Press, 1973), p. 65. [12] Residents of Hull-House, Hull-House Maps and Papers (Boston: Thomas Y. Crowell, 1895; Arno Press reprint ed., 1970), p. viii. [13] The key volume, which included Booth's "Descriptive Map of London Poverty," was Charles Booth, Life and Labour of the People of London, vol. 2 (London: Williams and Northgate, 1891). See Kathryn Kish Sklar, "Hull-House Maps and Papers: Social Science as Women's Work in the 1890s," in Bulmer, Bales, and Sklar, eds. (n. [6] above), p. 122. [14] Residents of Hull House (n. [12] above), p. 41. This volume was published as part of a book series, Library on Economics and Politics, edited by Richard Ely of the University of Wisconsin-Madison. [15] Mary Jo Deegan, Jane Addams and the Men of the Chicago School, 1892-1918 (New Brunswick, N.J.: Transaction Press, 1988), p. 5. Hull House provided a training ground for noted women reformers of the Progressive Era: Kelley, Lathrop, Alice Hamilton, Mary Kenny O'Sullivan, Sophonisba Breckinridge, Grace Abbott, and Edith Abbott. See Allen F. Davis, Spearheads for Reform: The Social Settlements and the Progressive Movement, 1890-1914 (New Brunswick, N.J.: Rutgers University Press, 1967; rev. ed., 1984), pp. 103-47. [16] Deegan (n.[15] above), p. 24. [17] As quoted in Ellen Fitzpatrick, Endless Crusade: Women Social Scientists and Progressive Reform (New York: Oxford University Press, 1990), p. 33. [18] Steven J. Diner, A City and Its Universities: Public Policy in Chicago, 1892-1919 (Chapel Hill: University of North Carolina Press, 1980), p. 50. [19] Ibid. This "public spiritedness" was evident in the "University Extension Division," which released professors into the city to provide instruction for the citizenry at large. Edward Shils notes that nearly a quarter of the University of Chicago faculty participated in municipal reform activities at the highwater mark of the city's Progressive movement. See Edward Shils, "The University, the City, and the World: Chicago and the University of Chicago," in The University and the City: From Medieval Origins to the Present, ed. Thomas Bender (New York: Oxford University Press, 1988), pp. 210-30. [20] Fitzpatrick (n.[17] above), p. 39. As Fitzpatrick indicates, this commitment was also shared by the political science and political economy departments at Chicago: "They stressed the importance of using scholarship to advance both knowledge and civic-mindedness" (p. 41). [21] The quotation appears in a different context in ibid., p. xv, but our research indicates that it aptly describes the first-generation Chicago sociologists. For discussion of Social Gospel influences in American social science in its formative period, see Arthur S. Link and Richard L. McCormick, Progressivism (Arlington Heights, Ill.: Harlan Davidson, 1983), pp. 23-24. In the early 1890s, Small, Vincent, and Edward Bemis (whom Harper would fire in 1895 because of Bemis's support of the 1894 Pullman strike) worked with Addams, Kelley and community leaders tohelp secure legislation eliminating sweat shops and regulating child labor. In the winter of 1910 Henderson and Mead joined the women of Hull House in support of 40,000 striking garment industry workers; in 1915, Mead participated in another garment union strike. [22] The most important research study of the early Chicago School was The Polish Peasant in Europe and America (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1918), a 2,232-page study co-authored by Thomas and Florian Znaniecki. See Martin Bulmer, The Chicago School of Sociology: Institutionalization, Diversity, and the Rise of Sociological Research (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1984), pp. 45-63, p. 238, n. 1. [23]. Deegan (n. [15] above), quotations from p. 55; see also chap. 6. Hull-House Maps and Papers helped inaugurate the Social Survey Movement, of which the Pittsburgh Survey, 1907-9, was the largest and most prominent example. Sponsored by the Russell Sage Foundation, the Pittsburgh Survey was carried out by a combination of academics and nonacademics, including Kelley, formerly of Hull House. The survey was conceptually unified around the seminal role of the steel industry in shaping Pittsburgh's urban environment and growth. See Stephen R. Cohen, "The Pittsburgh Survey and the Social Survey Movement: A Sociological Road Not Taken," in Bulmer, Bales, and Sklar, eds. (n. [6] above), pp. 245-67. [24] Bulmer (n. [22] above), p. 69. [25] Ibid., p. 89. Bulmer's study focuses on the period 1915-1935. See also Fitzpatrick (n. [17] above), p. 200; Shils (n. [19] above); David Ward, Poverty, Ethnicity, and the American City, 1840-1925 (Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1989), pp. 151-79. [26] The University of Chicago was hardly a hothouse for radical social change, as evidenced by the trustees' firing of Edward Bemis, who took the side of labor in the violent Pullman strike of 1894: "The scientific study of pressing social issues was one thing; openly advocating 'radical' causes without reference to scientific inquiry was another" (Fitzpatrick [n. [17] above], p. 40.) Yet according to Shils, "The trustees of the University of Chicago, despite assertions by critics such as Thorstein Veblen and Upton Sinclair, have an impressive history of self-restraint, for which there is ample evidence" (Shils n.[19] above], p. 218). [27] Fitzpatrick (n. [17] above), p. 70. [28] Ibid., p. 86. [29] Ibid., pp. 20-25, 87-200 passim; quotation from p. 166. For more on Breckinridge and Abbott's collaboration and friendship, see Costin (n. [7] above), pp. 41-67. [30] Ellen C. Lagemann, "Introduction," in Jane Addams on Education, ed. Ellen C. Lagemann (New York: Teachers College Press, 1985), p. 35. [31] Dorothy Ross, The Origins of American Social Science (New York: Cambridge University Press, 1991), p. 321. [32] Ibid. [33] Ibid., pp. 326-30; Dorothy Ross, "American Social Science and the Idea of Progress," in The Authority of Experts, ed. Thomas L. Haskell (Bloomington: Indiana University Press, 1984), 157-71; Sheldon Hackney, "The University and Its Community: Past and Present," Annals of the American Academy 488 (1986): 135-47; Martin Bulmer and Joan Bulmer, "Philanthropy and Social Science in the 1920s: Beardsley Ruml and the Laura Spelman Rockefeller Memorial 1922-29," Minerva 19 (1981): 347-407. [34] Ogburn's 1929 presidential address to the American Sociological Society, quoted in Bulmer (n. [22] above), p. 182. For the role of private foundations such as the Carnegie Corporation, Russell Sage Foundation, and Laura Spelman Rockefeller Memorial in sustaining this representation of social science through funding programs, see Ellen C. Lagemann, The Politics of Knowledge: The Carnegie Corporation, Philanthropy, and Public Policy (Middletown, Conn.: Wesleyan University Press, 1987), chap. 3; Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), pp. 55-58, p. 272, n. 8; Deegan (n.[15] above), pp. 96-97. [35] Jane Addams, "A Function of the Social Settlement" (1899), in Lagemann, ed. (n. 30 above), p. 90. [36] Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), p. 137. [37] Ibid., pp. 77-106, 127-48; Judith Ann Trolander, Professionalism and Social Change: From the Settlement House to Neighborhood Centers, 1886 to the Present (New York: Columbia University Press, 1987), pp. 21-24. In the 1930s, while social workers and many social scientists helped create a body of research and social planning that undergirded many New Deal reforms, their work was not rooted in sustained efforts to transform local environments; reflecting the norms of the American Association of Social Workers, as professional social workers gained a higher profile in the public sector, they adapted casework technologies to treat the unemployed. By 1936, as the Depression deepened, a rank and file movement involving some 15,000 underpaid, radicalized social workers, most of whom lacked professional credentials and held jobs in heavily stressed public welfare agencies, had arisen to challenge the professional enterprise, organizing protective associations and trade unions and advocating a planned economy and income redistribution. Although social work unions remained viable until about 1950, the radical critique was not sustained after 1940. See Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), pp. 151-207; Leslie Leighninger, Social Work: Search for Identity (New York: Greenwood Press, 1987), pp. 51-101. [38] For discussion of the strengthening of disciplinary communities, see David Alpert, "Performance and Paralysis: The Organizational Context of the American Research University," Journal of Higher Education 56, no. 3 (1985): 241-81; and Christopher C. Jencks and David Riesman, The Academic Revolution (New York: Doubleday, 1968), pp. 523-31. [39] Center for Educational Research and Innovation, The University and the Community: The Problems of Changing Relationships (Paris: Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, 1982), p. 127. For other critiques of university-community relationships, see Derek Bok, Beyond the Ivory Tower: Social Responsibilities of the Modern University (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1982); Hackney (n. [33] above); Clark Kerr, The Uses of the University (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1982); Peter L. Szanton, Not Well Advised (New York: Russell Sage Foundation and Ford Foundation, 1981). [40] For discussion of the environmental threats posed by science divorced from social, moral, and ethical concerns, in this case, quantum mechanics and molecular biology, see Herbert J. Bernstein, "Idols of Modern Science and the Reconstruction of Knowledge," in New Ways of Knowing: The Sciences, Society, and Reconstructive Knowledge, ed. Marcus G. Raskin and Herbert J. Bernstein (Totowa, N.J.: Rowman & Littlefield, 1987), pp. 37-68. [41] Daniel Coit Gilman, University Problems in the United States (1898; reprint, New York: Garret Press, 1969), Foreword, p. iii. [42] Albert H. Smyth, ed., The Writings of Benjamin Franklin (New York: Macmillan, 1907), 2:396. [43] Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), pp. 138-46. [44]Martin Bulmer speaks of "research done with a reformist and ameliorative purpose," in Martin Bulmer, "The Decline of the Social Survey Movement and the Rise of American Empirical Sociology," in Bulmer, Bales, and Sklar, eds. (n. [6] above), p. 305. [45] John Dewey, How We Think (New York: D.C. Heath, 1910), p. 11. [46] As quoted in Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy, "Progressing beyond the Welfare State: A Neo-Deweyan Strategy: University-assisted, Staff-controlled and Managed, Community-centered Community Schools as Comprehensive Community Centers to Help Construct and Organize Hardworking, Cohesive, Caring, Cosmopolitan Communities in a Democratic Welfare Society," Universities and Community Schools 2, no. 1-2 (1991): 4-6. The National Academy of Sciences has stated in quintessentially Baconian terms, "The countries that best integrate the generation of new knowledge with the use of that knowledge will be positioned to be the leaders of the 21st century" (Committee on Appropriations, Senate Report 103-137, September 9, 1993, p. 167). Referencing Bacon's vision, Bernstein writes, "We have . . . lost the original connection between scientific truth and social good; we have refined moral concerns out of the process" (Bernstein n. [40] above, p. 52). For a useful discussion of Bacon's oeuvre, see Lee Benson, "Changing Social Science to Change the World: A Discussion Paper," Social Science History 2 (1978): 427-41. [47] John Dewey, Reconstruction in Philosophy (New York: Henry Holt & Co., 1920; enlarged ed., Boston: Beacon Press, 1948), 36-37. Addams attributed the following Bacon-like statement to Dewey: "When a theory of knowledge forgets that its value rests in solving the problem out of which it has arisen, that of securing a method of action, knowledge begins to cumber the ground. It is a luxury, and becomes a social nuisance and disturber" (Addams, "Function of the Social Settlement" [n. [35] above], p. 76). [48] Hackney, "University and Its Community" (n. [33] above); Organization for Social and Technical Development, Urban Universities: Rhetoric, Reality, and Conflict (Washington, D.C.: Department of Health, Education, and Welfare, 1970); Peter M. Tobia, The University in Urban Affairs: A Symposium (New York: Editor, 1969); Szanton (n. [39] above); George Nash, The University and the City: Eight Cases of Involvement (New York: McGraw-Hill, 1973). [49] See Ira Harkavy and John L. Puckett, "The Role of Mediating Structures in University and Community Revitalization: The University of Pennsylvania and West Philadelphia as a Case Study," Journal of Research and Development in Education 25, no. 1 (1991): 10-25. [50] Vocational counseling and school social work were sui generis innovations of the settlement movement. See Marvin Lazerson, Origins of the Urban School: Public Education in Massachusetts, 1870-1915 (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1971), pp. 191-97; Murray Levine and Adeline Levine, A Social History of Helping Services: Clinic, Court, School, and Community (New York: Appleton-Century-Crofts, 1970), pp. 125-43. The settlement movement also provided a "practical testing ground" for social innovations that were not sui generis, for example, kindergartens, playgrounds, school nursing, vocational education, and vacation schools; in the 1910s these programs were widely adopted by the public schools. See Morris I. Berger, The Settlement, the Immigrant and the Public School: A Study of the Influence of the Settlement Movement and the New Migration upon Public Education: 1890-1924 (1956; reprint, New York: Arno Press, 1980); Davis (n. [15] above), esp. pp. 40-59, quotation from p. 57; Amalie Hofer, "The Social Settlement and the Kindergarten," National Educational Association Proceedings 34 (1895), pp. 514-25; Isabel M. Stewart, "The Educational Value of the Nurse in the Public School," in The Ninth Yearbook of the National Society for the Study of Education, ed. Thomas Wood (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1910), 2:19-26. [51] John Dewey, "The School as Social Center," National Educational Association Proceedings 41 (1902), pp. 373-83. As a case in point, Addams served on the board of managers of the National Society for the Promotion of Industrial Education, established in 1906, to help persuade the public schools to take over the settlements' manual training programs. See Davis (n.[15] above), p. 52; Paul U. Kellogg, "The National Society for the Promotion of Industrial Education," Charities and the Commons 17 (1906-7): 363-71, cited in Davis (n.[15] above), p. 273, n. 24. The idea of public schools as social centers, or community schools, has persisted in a minor key throughout the twentieth century. For example, see Clarence A. Perry, Wider Use of the School Plant (New York: Russell Sage Foundation, 1911); Edward J. Ward, ed., The Social Center (New York: Appleton, 1913); Eleanor T. Glueck, The Community Use of Schools (Baltimore: Williams & Wilkens, 1927); Samuel Everett, ed., The Community School (New York: Appleton-Century, 1938); Elsie R. Clapp, Community Schools in Action (New York: Viking Press, 1939); Nelson B. Henry, The Fifty-second Yearbook of the National Society for the Study of Education, Part II: The Community School (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1953); Edward G. Olsen, ed., The Modern Community School (New York: Appleton-Century Crofts, 1953); Leonard Covello, The Heart is the Teacher (New York: McGraw-Hill, 1958); W. Fred Totten and Frank J. Manley, The Community School: Basic Concepts, Function, and Organization (Galien, Mich.: Allied Education Council, 1969); Maurice F. Seay and associates, Community Education: A Developing Concept (Midland, Mich.: Pendell, 1974). [52] Benson and Harkavy, "Progressing beyond the Welfare State" (n. [46] above), pp. 23-27. [53] Addams, Second Twenty Years at Hull-House (n. [7] above), pp. 404-5. [54] Benson and Harkavy, "Progressing beyond the Welfare State" (n. [46] above), pp. 2-28; Ira Harkavy, "The University and the Social Sciences in the Social Order: An Historical Overview and 'Where Do We Go from Here?'" Virginia Social Science Journal27 (1992): 1-25. [55] Davydd J. Greenwood, William Foote Whyte, and Ira Harkavy, "Participatory Action Research as a Process and as a Goal,"in International Dimensions of Action Research: Sources of New Thinking about Inquiry That Makes a Difference, ed. Max Elden and Rupe Chisholm, special issue of Human Relations, in press. See also William Foote Whyte, Davydd J. Greenwood, and Peter Lazes, "Participatory Action Research: Through Practice to Science in Social Research," in Action Research for the 21st Century: Participation, Reflection and Practice, ed. William Foote Whyte, special issue of American Behavioral Scientist 32, no. 5 (1989): 513-51; and William Foote Whyte, ed., Participatory Action Research (Newbury Park, Calif.: Sage , 1991). [56] William F. Whyte and Kathleen K. Whyte, Making Mondragon: The Growth and Dynamics of the Worker Cooperative Complex (Ithaca, NY: ILR Press, 1988); Davydd J. Greenwood and Jose Luis Gonzalez Santos, Industrial Democracy as Process: Participatory Action Research in the Fagor Cooperative Group of Mondragon (Assen/Maastricht: Van Gorcum, 1992). [57] Francis E. Johnston, Robert J. Hallock, Pratik Desai, and Stephanie Bock, "Physical Growth, Nutritional Status, and Dietary Intake of African-American Middle School Students from Philadelphia," manuscript submitted for publication. [58] Ibid. [59] Ibid. [60] Eleanor M. Novek, "Buried Treasure: The Theory and Practice of Communicative Action in an Urban High School Newspaper," paper presented to the Association for Education in Journalism and Mass Communication, Kansas City, Missouri, August 1993, p. 1. [61] Ibid., p. 15. Other criteria, or markers, include "providing experiences of mastery, strengthening group bonds and increasing their influence in social systems" (p. 21). [62] Howard E. Gruber, "Creativity and Human Survival," in Creative People at Work, ed. Doris B. Wallace and Howard E. Gruber (New York: Oxford University Press, 1989), p. 185. For Gruber's most recent development of the idea of creative altruism, see his essay, "Creativity in the Moral Domain: Ought Implies Can Implies Create," in Creativity in the Moral Domain, ed. Howard E. Gruber, special issue of Creativity Research Journal 6, no. 1-2 (1993): 3-15. [63] For example, the Committee on Inner City Initiatives of the Western New York Consortium of Higher Education (12 colleges and universities) has focused on the collaborative development of the Martin Luther King, Jr., Center, a community school and community center in East Buffalo. See Stephen C. Halpern, "University-Community Projects: Reflections on the Lessons Learned," Universities and Community Schools 3, nos. 1-2 (1992): 44-48.
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04-08-2003, 13:20:53: Lessons from Hull House for the Contemporary Urban University by Ira Harkavy and John L. Puckett, University of Pennsylvania Ira Harkavy is Director of the Center for Community Partnerships at the University of Pennsylvania. He teaches both in the history and urban studies departments, and is co-executive editor of _Universities and Community Schools_. In recent years, he has written on how to involve universities effectively in democratic partnerships with local public schools and their communities. John Puckett is associate professor at the University of Pennsylvania Graduate School of Education, where he conducts research on the university-community relationship. Table of Contents * Introduction * Social Science and Social Work: The Progressive Tradition * The Retreat from Social Reform: Structural Conflicts and Contradictions in the Academy * Academically Based Community Service: Toward Revitalizing Universities and Communities * Reports from the Field: Communal Participatory Action Research in West Philadelphia * Conclusion * Notes Introduction Since 1981 and the publication of Ernest Boyer and Fred Hechinger's Higher Learning in the Nation's Service, there has been a growing criticism that "higher education in America is suffering from a loss of overall direction, a nagging feeling that it is no longer at the vital center of the nation's work."[1] With the publication of Derek Bok's 1990 book,Universities and the Future of America, that criticism reached a new level of urgency and significance. From the paramount insider position within the higher educational system, Harvard's president concluded that "most universities continue to do their least impressive work on the very subjects where society's need for greater knowledge and better education is most acute."[2] Bok's conclusion (reached near the end of his Harvard presidency) necessarily leads to the further conclusion that the American university has failed to do what it is supposed to do. In short, esoterica has triumphed over public philosophy, narrow scholasticism over humane scholarship. Urban universities are now compelled to work with their neighbors for their own immediate and long-term self-interest. There are four reasons why universities should be involved in urban revitalization efforts. The first reason is institutional self-interest, including the safety, cleanliness, and attractiveness of the physical setting. Each of these contributes to the campus ambiance and to the recruitment and retention of faculty, students, and staff. Needless to say, high walls and imposing gates cannot shield students, faculty members, or administrators from the disturbing reality that surrounds the urban campus. The second reason involves a more indirect effect on institutional self-interest. It includes both the costs (financial, public relations, and political) to the institution that result from a retreat from the community, as well as the benefits that accrue from active, effective engagement. As Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy have noted: As conditions in society continue to deteriorate, universities will face increased public scrutiny (witness the Congressional hearings chaired by Representative John Dingell of Michigan last year). The scrutiny is bound to intensify as America focuses on resolving its deep and pervasive societal problems amid continuously expanding global competition. Institutions of higher education will increasingly be held to new and demanding standards that evaluate performance on the basis of direct and short-run societal benefit. In addition, public, private, and foundation support will be more than ever based on that standard, and it will become increasingly clear to colleges and universities that "altruism pays"--in fact, that altruism is practically an imperative for institutional development and improvement.[3] The third reason involves the advancement of knowledge, teaching, and human welfare through academically based community service focused on improving the quality of life in the local community. The benefits that can emerge from this approach are the integration of research, teaching, and service; the interaction of faculty members and graduate and undergraduate students from across the campus; the connection of projects involving participatory action research with student and staff volunteer activities; and the promotion of civic consciousness, value-oriented thinking, and a moral approach to issues of public concern among undergraduates. Historically, universities have missed an extraordinary opportunity to work with their communities and to engage in better research, teaching, and service. The separation of universities from society, their aloofness from real-world problems, has deprived universities of contact with a necessary source of genuine creativity and academic vitality. Promoting civic consciousness, we believe, is the core component of the fourth reason for significant university involvement with the community. Sheldon Hackney has described this as the "institution's obligation to be a good citizen, and its pedagogic duty to provide models of responsible citizenship for its students."[4] In other words, universities and colleges have, along with schools and religious institutions, a special responsibility to be moral institutions, exemplifying the highest civic and character-building values of society. At the heart of civic responsibility is the concept of neighborliness--caring about and assisting those living in close proximity to us. As an institution, a university's actions and inactions express morality; a university's indifference or civic engagement teaches lessons to its students and to society. This citizenship and character-building role, of course, was at the very center of the American college. However, the didactic approach to citizenship education and morality employed by its predecessors would today be both off-putting and at odds with the openness of the modern university. Collectively these arguments indicate that it is now both necessary and mutually beneficial for urban universities to work to revitalize their local communities. The complex problems of urban society necessitate a radical reorientation and reinvention of the urban American university to become, once again, a mission-oriented institution devoted to the use of reason to improve the human condition. That mission was the driving force behind the organization of the modern research university in the late nineteenth century. University presidents of the Progressive Era worked to transform the American university into a major national institution capable of meeting the needs of a rapidly changing and increasingly complex society. Imbued with a boundless optimism and a belief that scientific and social-scientific knowledge could change the world for the better, they saw universities as leading the way toward an effective and humane reorganization of society. Progressive academics viewed the city as their arena for study and action. The city was the site of significant societal transformations; the center of political corruption, poverty, crime and cultural conflict; and a ready source of data and information. It was, according to Richmond Mayo-Smith of Columbia, "the national laboratory of social science, just as hospitals are of medical science." [5] As Jane Addams and her colleagues in Chicago illustrated, the city was also the place in which academics could combine social science and social reform. Social Science and Social Work: The Progressive Tradition Social work as a field of social scientific inquiry gained impetus from Hull House, the social settlement founded by Jane Addams and Ellen Starr on Chicago's West Side in 1889.[6] The philosophy and programs of Hull House were modeled after Toynbee Hall, the first settlement house, established in 1884 by the Anglican vicar Samuel A. Barnett in London's East End. Adopting a multifaceted institutional approach to the social problems of the immigrant groups in the Nineteenth Ward, the Hull House residents offered activities and services along four lines, designated by Addams as the social, educational, humanitarian, and civic. The residents' programs included college extension classes, clubs and literary programs, ethnic festivals, art exhibits, recreational activities and neighborhood showerbaths, a summer camp program, a cooperative boarding house for working women, and kindergarten, visiting-nurse, and legal services. Moreover, Hull House was a site for labor union activities; a forum for social, political, and economic reform; and a center for social science research. Regarding its research function, as Addams once noted, "the settlements antedated by three years the first sociology departments in universities and by ten years the establishment of the first foundations for social research." [7] In Twenty Years at Hull-House, Addams emphasized the benefits that accrued to the activist social worker from engagement with the community and its problems. She wrote of "a fast-growing number of cultivated young people who have no recognized outlet for their active faculties. They hear constantly of the great social maladjustment, but no way is provided for them to change it, and their uselessness hangs upon them heavily. . . . 'There is nothing after disease, indigence and guilt so fatal to life itself as the want of a proper outlet for active faculties.'"[8] For women, the problem of lacking constructive social outlets for their reform impulses was acutely felt, constricted as they were by Victorian gender roles. Viewed as an expression of "social motherhood," settlement work provided a satisfactory professional outlet for women that was not incommensurate with established gender roles and practices, particularly the idea of the "woman's sphere." Addams acknowledged this when she remarked that "many women today are failing properly to discharge their duties to their own families and households simply because they fail to see that as society grows more complicated, it is necessary that woman shall extend her sense of responsibility to many things outside of her home, if only in order to preserve the home in its entirety."[9] For activist-oriented young men and women of Addams's generation, settlement work constituted, in Addams's apt phrase, a "subjective necessity." In 1889, Starr told a friend that "Jane's idea, which she puts very much to the front and on no account will give up, is that [the settlement] is more for the people who do it than for the other class."[10] Addams herself later wrote, "I hope it will never be forgotten in Chicago, at least where Hull House feels somewhat responsible for the Toynbee Hall idea, that Toynbee Hall was first projected as an aid and outlet to educated young men. The benefit to East Londoners was then regarded as almost secondary, and the benefit has always been held as strictly mutual."[11] In 1895, Addams and the residents of Hull House--notably Florence Kelley, Agnes Holbrook, and Julia Lathrop--published Hull-House Maps and Papers, a sociological investigation of the neighborhood immediately to the east of Hull House; in Addams's words, it was a record of "certain phases of neighborhood life with which the writers have been familiar."[12] Inspired by Charles Booth's Life and Labour of the People in London, the Hull House residents compiled detailed maps of demographic and social characteristics and produced richly descriptive accounts of life and work in a poor immigrant neighborhood.[13] Theirs was not dispassionate scholarship, as evidenced by Kelley's poignant advocacy of sweatshop laborers, whose "reward of work at their trade is grinding poverty, ending only in death or escape to some more hopeful occupation. Within the trade there has been and can be no improvement in wages while tenement-house manufacture is tolerated. On the contrary, there seems to be no limit to the deterioration now in progress."[14] Closely associated with Hull House in its early years were the male sociologists at the University of Chicago, who acknowledged that "it was Addams and Hull-House who were the leader and leading institution in Chicago in the 1890s, not the University of Chicago." [15] Indeed, Hull-House Maps and Papers oriented the Chicago School of Sociology to urban studies and strongly influenced the direction taken by that department for the next 40 years.[16] The changing relationship of Addams and her Hull House colleagues with the Chicago sociologists from the 1890s to the late 1910s mirrored the American university's transition from an outwardly directed, service-centered institution to an inwardly directed, discipline-centered institution. It was also a marker of the separation of knowledge production from knowledge use, indeed, of social science from social reform, by the end of the Progressive Era. In its early years, the University of Chicago demonstrated that by doing good, a research university could do very well. When Chicago's first president, William Rainey Harper, described the mission of his newly minted university as "service for mankind wherever mankind is, whether within scholastic walls or without those walls and in the world at large,"[17] he expressed a pervasive attitude of Progressive Era academics that "scholarship, teaching, and public service were fully compatible."[18] As Steven Diner has written, Harper and his Progressive colleagues also realized that the university's funding was contingent on the public's good will: When the University of Chicago opened in 1892, universities were still quite new and were just beginning to to explore the possibilities of service to their society. This was not a time for introspection or self-criticism, but an era of growth and experimentation. Nothing in the experience of American universities thus far indicated that public service might harm the university; but the experience of the antebellum college suggested the shortcomings of a remote seminary of learning for its own sake. Its detachment from public service had resulted in neither solid scholarship, sound teaching, nor popular support. Indeed, most university presidents of the early twentieth century concluded that service was the only way to win support for the advancement and dissemination of knowledge on the highest level. [19] The Chicago School of Sociology was created in this nexus of "serving society by advancing intellectual inquiry."[20] In the early years of the Chicago School no invidious distinctions were made between the applied sociology pursued by Addams and the Hull House residents and the academic research of the first generation of University of Chicago sociologists. Indeed, the two groups had a close working relationship, grounded in personal friendships, mutual respect, and shared social philosophy. Four men of the early Chicago School--Albion Small, Charles Henderson, Charles Zeublin, and George Vincent--were ministers or ministers manque, intellectual Social Gospelers with strong civic commitments. (The exceptions, with limited theological proclivities, were George Herbert Mead and William I. Thomas.) Like the women of Hull House, the Chicago sociologists were "social activists and social scientists."[21] Action social research, Chicago style, encompassed scholarly documentation of a social problem and lobbying of politicians and local community groups to obtain action. [22] Recent feminist scholarship takes issue with the charge that the social science of Hull House and the early Chicago School was unscientific. Mary Jo Deegan, for example, argues that Hull-House Maps and Papers "established the Chicago tradition of studying the city and its inhabitants," and provided "the major substantive interests of Chicago sociologists": a focus on immigrants, poverty, and occupational structure. She asserts that Robert Park and Ernest W. Burgess, leaders of the Chicago School's second generation, adopted the research concerns and methods of Addams and her colleagues even as they staked their own prior claim as the founders of urban sociology. [23] After 1915 Chicago Sociology increasingly distanced itself from social reform, notwithstanding the continued focus on the form, structure, and problems of city living. Increasingly that focus was circumscribed by a natural science model and an underlying commitment to "the detached and objective study of society," which "allowed no room for an ameliorative approach."[24] Park and Burgess emphasized "urban studies . . . within a scientific framework."[25] The career of Sophonisba Breckinridge is indicative of the attenuation of action-oriented, reformist social science in Chicago in the decades before America's entry into World War I. When Breckinridge enrolled in the University of Chicago's Department of Political Science in 1894, she entered a Progressive world where scientific rigor was deemed compatible with social problem solving. [26] According to Ellen Fitzpatrick: "All accepted the notion that scholars had a duty to address contemporary problems in their work. All agreed on the importance of empirical research. And all shared the belief that careful scientific investigation was a sine qua non for intelligent reform." [27] Unequal gender relations, however, stymied the entry of women with doctoral degrees (in Breckinridge's case, a doctor of philosophy awarded in 1902, a doctor of jurisprudence awarded in 1904) into the social science professoriate at the University of Chicago. The new feminist historiography has documented an emerging nexus of gender, social reform, and social science at the beginning of the twentieth century: after 1904, women would be relegated to the margins of the university, the confines of the newly opened Department of Household Administration, "a special intellectual province for women," where Breckinridge would find a home as an assistant professor. Yet her training had prepared her for a headier challenge: "While the political scientist pursued research that resulted in an essay entitled 'Industrial Conditions of Women Workers in Chicago Illustrated by the Packing Houses' in 1905-06, her colleagues in the household administration department wrote papers such as 'The Relative Digestibility of Animal and Vegetable Albumen,' 'Loss of Nutrients in Beans Due to Soaking,' 'Comparative Richness of Gelatin-Yielding Material in Old and Young Animals,' and 'Pectin Bodies in Fruit Juices and the Effect of Temperatures and Density in the Setting of Fruit Jelly.' Such concerns were far afield from the principles of law, political science, and political economy."[28] In 1909, Breckinridge was appointed dean of the Chicago School of Civics and Philanthropy, an independent social work and research training center funded by the Russell Sage Foundation. Over the next decade she and her colleague Edith Abbott, both of whom took up residence in Hull House, directed extensive surveys in such areas as housing, stockyards, juvenile court, and public-school truancy and nonattendance. The merger of the School of Civics and Philanthropy with the University of Chicago in 1920 led to both women's appointment as associate professors of social economy in the newly created School of Social Service Administration. There, Breckinridge and Abbott "sought to create a new setting within the university that would permit them to address public issues and advance social research. In so doing, they helped professionalize social work, a field they first adopted and then worked to make their own."[29] Yet theirs was a Pyrrhic victory. The feminization of professional social work marked it as the last enclave of social reform. As noted by Ellen Lagemann, the implications of the rift between social reform and social science at the University of Chicago were considerable: As a result, the new departmental lines drawn there created divisions, not just at Chicago, but also elsewhere, between theoretical, "objective," academic social research, on the one hand, and more reformist, political, and applied social work, on the other. The structural and intellectual divisions thus created were soon compounded by gender divisions that rapidly took on hierarchical status distinctions as well. Sociology, which came increasingly to be dominated by men, was more and more seen as a source for insights to be tested and applied by "social workers," most of whom were women; and settings for "social work," including social settlements like Hull House, were more and more seen as places to which (male) university sociologists might send students to collect data, which the sociologists and not the social workers would then analyze in a university laboratory and elaborate into theory.[30] Applied social science largely vanished from the academy after 1918. World War I was the catalyst for a full-scale retreat from action-oriented, reformist social science. The brutality and horror of that conflict ended the buoyant optimism and faith in human progress and societal improvement that had marked the Progressive Era. American academics were not immune to the general disillusion with progress. One economist wrote that "it would perhaps be an exaggeration to say that the European war . . . has rendered every text in social science thus far published out of date, but it would not be a very great exaggeration."[31] Indeed, despair led many social scientists to retreat into a narrow scientistic approach: "They began to talk of the need for a harder science, a science of facts and numbers that could moderate or dispel the pervasive irrational conflicts of political life."[32] Scholarly inquiry directed toward creating a better society was increasingly deemed inappropriate. While faith in the expert and in expert knowledge was carried on from the Progressive Era, it was now divorced from its reformist roots. The dominant conception of science was clear and simple: it was what physical scientists and engineers did.[33] "Sociology as a science is not interested in making the world a better place in which to live, in encouraging beliefs, in spreading information, in dispensing news, in setting forth impressions of life, in leading the multitudes or in guiding the ship of state," Chicago sociologist William F. Ogburn declared. "Science is interested directly in one thing only, to wit, discovering new knowledge." [34] The retreat from applied social science in the 1920s crystallized a tendency that Addams had discerned at the turn of the century: We recall that the first colleges of the Anglo-Saxon race were established to educate religious teachers. For a long time it was considered the religious mission of the educated to prepare the mass of the people for life beyond the grave. Knowledge dealt largely in theology, but it was ultimately to be applied, and the test of the successful graduate, after all, was not his learning, but his power to save souls. As the college changed from teaching theology to teaching secular knowledge the test of its success should have shifted from the power to save men's souls to the power to adjust them in healthful relations to nature and their fellow men. But the college failed to do this, and made the test of its success the mere collecting and disseminating of knowledge, elevating the means into an end and falling in love with its own achievement.[35] The Retreat from Social Reform: Structural Conflicts and Contradictions in the Academy Throughout the American university, a strong tradition developed that separated scholarly research from the goal of helping to create a better society. The political and cultural dynamics of post-World War I scientistic social science were reflected in the burgeoning field of psychiatric social work. In the 1920s, psychiatric social workers staked their claim to scientific legitimacy and professional status by defining their knowledge base as psychoanalytic theory and adopting a therapeutic, ostensibly scientific, approach that emphasized clients' social-psychological adjustment rather than social amelioration. Casework, if not Freudian psychology, also dominated other subspecialities of social work--for example, family casework and child guidance--and during the twenties, that approach became the raison d'etre of the profession as a whole. University schools of social work, which numbered 28 by 1929, and social work education were unified "around the idea of generic casework."[36] Professional social work training did not include preparation for a career in settlement work. The local Community Chest, which gained control of settlement house budgets, dampened reform; only in non-Chest cities such as Chicago and New York were settlement workers able to sustain some reform activity. Not surprisingly, that activity was associated with the charismatic leadership of Addams of Hull House, Graham Taylor of Chicago Commons, and Lillian Wald of Henry Street Settlement, and it was not broadly institutionalized.[37] Between the wars the reform impulse was further weakened by the fact that every major university formed similar and increasingly specialized departments, and a faculty member's primary source of identification and allegiance became his or her discipline, not the university. Since World War II, a steady infusion of federal funds allocated to individual researchers working under departmental auspices has accelerated the growth of a disciplinary-based reward system. [38] Departmental and disciplinary divisions have served to increase further the isolation of universities from society. A 1982 Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development report entitled The University and the Community noted, "Communities have problems, universities have departments."[39] Beyond being a criticism of universities, that statement neatly indicates why universities have not contributed as they should. Quite simply, their unintegrated structures work against understanding and helping to solve highly complex human and societal problems. This tendency has resulted in less effective research, teaching, and service. Indeed, all three missions have been impoverished by what might be termed a false trichotomization. For example, that trichotomy has contributed to an enormous imbalance in the production of knowledge. Dazzling advances have occurred in university-based research in science and technology. New ideas, concepts, technologies, approaches, and techniques are developed with ever-increasing rapidity. Although designed to improve human welfare, the application of scientific advances too frequently results in new and more forbidding problems. The wondrous possibilities of new medical technologies, for example, have become distorted, helping to create a health care "system" unresponsive to the "low-tech" preventive needs of the vast majority of citizens.[40] How to make rational use of science and technology should be a primary focus of university research. It should be a primary focus because it is a primary problem facing human beings in the late twentieth century. If universities had an integrated mission--the creative, dynamic, and systemic integration of research, teaching, and service--intellectual resources would be significantly devoted to developing humane applications of scientific knowledge to help those living in conditions of profound poverty and neglect. Integrating research, teaching, and service will be particularly difficult because of a fundamental contradiction in the structure of the American research university itself, a contradiction that occurred with its very creation. That is, the American research university was a product of a combination of the German research university and the American college. Daniel Coit Gilman, the founder of Johns Hopkins and central architect of the late nineteenth-century research university, in fact, claimed that one of his proudest accomplishments was "a school of science grafted on one of the oldest and most conservative classical colleges." Although referring specifically to the merger of the Sheffield Scientific School with Yale College, Gilman felt that this achievement exemplified his contribution to American higher education.[41] Gilman did not make reference to the institutional contradiction that necessarily derived from a merger of two markedly different entities. The research university, on the one hand, was dedicated to specialized scholarship, and it was through the production of specialized inquiry and studies that the university provided service. For the American college, on the other hand, general education, character building, and civic education were the central purposes. The goal was to serve society by cultivating in young people, to use Benjamin Franklin's phrase, "an Inclination join'd with an Ability to serve." [42] The research university has, of course, dominated this merger, creating an ethos and culture that rewards specialized study rather than more general scholarship and the education of the next generation for moral, civic, and intellectual leadership. Given the structural contradictions built into the American university, and nearly a century of increasing specialization, fragmentation of knowledge, and separation of scholarship from direct service to society, it will not be easy for higher educational institutions to effectively integrate research, teaching, and service and substantively increase their contributions to knowledge and human welfare. Certainly the significant problems facing American society and the pressures to change that are coming from a variety of constituents will mean that some new directions will have to be forged. But will they be the right directions, directions that enhance the university's ability to carry out its mission? And will these new directions be significant and basic enough to reduce the impediments to progress that hinder the creative, dynamic, systemic integration of research, teaching, and service? Academically Based Community Service: Toward Revitalizing Universities and Communities In three key respects, Hull House provides a model and inspiration for work being undertaken at the University of Pennsylvania. First, the Hull House residents emphasized amelioration and reform. Although they acted too frequently for rather than with their neighbors, they believed in and espoused the ideal of empowering community residents to address social problems.[43] Second, as indicated by Hull-House Maps and Papers, their ameliorative, reformist approach to social science integrated the production of new knowledge and the uses made of that knowledge.[44] Third, Addams and her Chicago colleagues recognized that the social problems of the city are complex, deeply rooted, interdependent phenomena that require holistic ameliorative strategies and support mechanisms if they are to be solved. The settlement house provided, albeit on a small neighborhood scale, a comprehensive institutional response to social problems. Our approach has been to advance academically based community service--service rooted in and intrinsically tied to teaching and research. Among other things, it is an approach that seeks to integrate the research, teaching, and service missions of the university, while also spurring intellectual integration across disciplines. We have found that the very nature of concrete, real-world problems, particularly the problems of the university's immediate geographic community, encourage genuine interschool and interdisciplinary cooperation. No single component of the university can significantly help understand and reduce the complex, myriad, interrelated problems of the urban poor. In combination, however, advances can be made. And that combination must go beyond the various components of the university. It necessarily must also include other institutions, such as public schools, businesses, unions, community organizations, government, and voluntary associations. Our goal is to develop an innovative model of how higher educational institutions can fruitfully and simultaneously work together to advance knowledge and human welfare. The work builds on John Dewey's proposition that knowledge and learning can be most effectively advanced through working to solve immediate, strategic societal problems. For Dewey, "Thinking begins in . . . a forked-road situation, a situation which is ambiguous, which presents a dilemma, which proposes alternatives."[45] In effect, our forked-road situation is the intellectual problem of what can be done to overcome the pervasive problems affecting the people of West Philadelphia. To a significant extent, our work can be viewed as testing the validity of Dewey's proposition about how we learn and think. Even more fundamentally, it tests the validity of Francis Bacon's central proposition that knowledge advances most effectively when the "relief of man's estate" is made the true end of knowledge. In 1620 Bacon put the argument as follows: "Lastly, I would address a general admonition to all, that they consider what are the true ends of knowledge, and that they seek it not either for pleasure of the mind, or for contention, or for superiority to others, or for profit, or fame, or power, or for any of these inferior things; but for the benefit and use of life; and that they perfect and govern it in charity. For it was from lust of power that they angels fell, from lust of knowledge that men fell; but of charity there can be no excess, neither did angel or man ever come in danger by it."[46] How are we to know whether a Deweyan-Baconian approach is indeed superior to the traditional, scholastic model that dominates the American university? For Bacon the test was simple: By their fruits shall we judge modes of inquiry and thought. In other words, to what extent does research change the world for the better? In Reconstruction and Philosophy, Dewey praised Bacon for his brilliant analysis of the sociology of knowledge and his call for cooperative research: "To Bacon, error had been produced and perpetuated by social influences, and trust must be discovered by social agencies organized for that purpose. . . . The great need [Bacon proclaimed] is the organization of co-operative research, whereby men attack nature collectively and the work of inquiry is carried on continuously from generation to generation."[47] Since 1985, the University of Pennsylvania has been involved in a broadly based community project to help improve the quality of life in West Philadelphia. The project has two main organizational components. With staff offices in the West Philadelphia community, the West Philadelphia Improvement Corps (WEPIC) represents a coalition of university faculty, staff, undergraduate and graduate students, and West Philadelphia teachers, students, and school administrators. The WEPIC provides a year-round program that currently involves over 2,000 children, their parents, and community members in education and cultural workshops, recreation, job training, and community improvement and service activities. The program is coordinated by the West Philadelphia Partnership, a mediating, nonprofit, community-based organization composed of major institutions (including the University of Pennsylvania) and local community groups, in conjunction with the Greater Philadelphia Urban Affairs Coalition and the Philadelphia School District. The recently established Center for Community Partnerships at the University of Pennsylvania coordinates and provides opportunities for participatory action research projects conducted under the aegis of the WEPIC. This approach is quite different from strategies undertaken in the 1960s, when escalating poverty, crime, violence, racial strife, and student protest demanded a response from urban universities. Federal and foundation-supported programs, notably urban extension programs, urban studies centers and urban observatories, were created to link university research and technical assistance to urban concerns. The goal, according to Paul Ylvisaker of the Ford Foundation, whose 1958 speech signaled the beginning of an era of reengagement, was to create urban equivalents to the Agricultural Extension Service. Typically, these efforts were not partnerships, that is, mutually beneficial relationships between the city and the university. For all the public and private funds expended, relatively little of substance was accomplished, and a genuine and acute disappointment about the level of university performance set in.[48] The development of a mediating organization that encourages partnerships and the pooling of institutional and community resources has helped the University of Pennsylvania to sustain and expand its contribution to the WEPIC coalition.[49] The WEPIC has reinvented and updated an old notion--that the neighborhood school can effectively serve as the core neighborhood institution, an institution that both provides comprehensive services and galvanizes other community institutions and groups. That idea motivated the early settlement workers, who recognized the centrality of the neighborhood school in community life and its potential as a catalytic site for community stabilization and improvement. At the turn of the century, settlement pioneers mediated the transfer of social, health, vocational, and recreational services to the public schools of major American cities.[50] Dewey's notion of "the school as social center" reflected the vision of Addams and other settlement workers that urban public schools would incorporate settlement ideas and functions.[51] The school and the curriculum would become, in effect, focal points of neighborhood development , improvement, and stabilization. Although Dewey did not make it explicit, this idea is consistent with his general theory that the community-centered school would help catalyze the development of a "cosmopolitan local community."[52] For the neighborhood school to be truly comprehensive, to function as a genuine community center, to help transform its catchment area into a cosmopolitan local community, however, it needs additional human resources and support. In 1929, near the end of her extraordinary career, Addams wrote that the social settlement served the same function as the university, but the settlement's impact encompassed a broader and needier population: It was the function of the settlements to bring into the circle of knowledge and full life, men and women who might otherwise be left outside. Some of these men and women were outside simply because of their ignorance, some of them because they led lives of hard work that narrowed their interests, and others because they were unaware of the possibilities of life and needed a friendly touch to awaken them. The colleges and universities had made a little inner circle of illuminated space beyond which there stretched a region of darkness, and it was the duty of the settlements to draw into the light those who were out of it. It seemed to us that our mission was just as important as that of either the university or the college.[53] The key challenge today, however, is not to have social settlements function as universities but rather to have universities function as perennial, deeply rooted settlements, providing illuminated space for their communities as they conduct their mission of producing and transmitting knowledge to advance human welfare and to develop theories that have broad utility and application. As comprehensive institutions, we would argue, universities are uniquely qualified to provide broadly based, sustained, comprehensive support. The community school project itself becomes the organizing catalyst enabling the university to function as a social settlement as one innovative, humanistic strategy to better perform its traditional mission, as well as to better perform its role as a cosmopolitan civic university. Reports from the Field: Communal Participatory Action Research in West Philadelphia As we noted previously, a broadly based coalition of agencies, organizations, and institutions today is a sine qua non for school and community revitalization in collapsing urban centers. If it is to be an effective partner in this coalition, the university must institutionalize a strategy that engages academic resources in ways that integrate and strengthen its missions of teaching, research, and service. The strategy we have chosen is to develop a permanent, humanistic natural laboratory in West Philadelphia. We do not treat West Philadelphia as a laboratory for experimentation on poor people, that is, as a site for study rather than assistance. Our approach emphasizes a mutually beneficial, democratic relationship between academics and non-academics. In that relationship, academic researchers learn from and with the community, do research collaboratively with and not on people, and contribute to the solution of significant community problems. Put another way, we believe that West Philadelphia, and the community school in particular, should serve as a natural social and cultural laboratory in which communal participatory action research functions as a humanistic strategy for the advancement of knowledge and human welfare.[54] Participatory action research is "a form of action research in which professional social researchers operate as full collaborators with members of organizations in studying and transforming those organizations. It is an on-going organizational learning process, a research approach that emphasizes co-learning, participation, and organizational transformation."[55] Both participatory action research and communal participatory action research are directed toward problems in the real world and are concerned with application. They differ in the degree to which they are continuous, comprehensive, and beneficial and necessary to the organization or community studied and the university. The participatory action research process is exemplified in the work of William Foote Whyte and his associates at Cornell University to advance industrial democracy in the worker cooperatives of Mondragon, Spain.[56] Its considerable utility and theoretical significance notwithstanding, the research at Mondragon is not an institutional necessity for Cornell. By contrast, the University of Pennsylvania's enlightened self-interest is directly tied to the success of its research efforts in the West Philadelphia community, hence its emphasis on communal participatory action research. In short, proximity and a focus on problems that are institutionally significant to the university encourage sustained, continuous research involvement. A crucial issue, of course, is the degree to which these locally based research projects result in general knowledge. We would argue that local does not mean parochial and that the solution to local problems necessarily requires an understanding of national and global issues as well as an effective use and development of theory. Two research projects in West Philadelphia, one conducted by a physical anthropologist, another by a graduate student in communication studies, illustrate these propositions. Francis Johnston, chairperson of the University of Pennsylvania's Department of Anthropology, carries out research in the Turner Nutritional Awareness Project, a joint community/university-sponsored participatory action research project at the John P. Turner Middle School that is designed to improve the nutritional status of the community. "The Project is comprehensive in scope, with components dealing with nutritional assessment, with instruction in concepts of nutrition, and with the collection of a broad range of related information, including such areas as knowledge, preferences, and attitudes concerning food, food streams within the neighborhood, and other sources of information (merchants, media, etc.)." [57] Turner School teachers participate in the design and presentation of the intervention. Sixth-grade Turner students participate in the nutrition education program and, as seventh graders, they teach elementary school students about basic nutrition and healthy habits. [58] In a recent study, Johnston and his students in an undergraduate anthropology course on "Biomedical Science and Human Adaptability" collected measurements of physical growth status and dietary intakes from 11- to 15-year-old African-American youth. Data on growth were collected on 136 individuals; for both sets of indicators, data were collected on 113. A nutrition software package was used to calculate the nutrient values of students' dietary intakes, and individual records were merged into a single data set for computer statistical analysis. Tabulations of the data supported the following conclusion: "Overall, the data indicate a population with a very high prevalence of obesity, and diets high in saturated fat and low in polyunsaturated fat. Also of potential concern is the indication of low intakes of zinc and high intakes of sodium. Given the increased health risks of urban African-Americans, these findings on young adolescents suggest the development of programs designed to improve diets and enhance health in general in this age group." [59] Johnston's work with undergraduates further distinguishes the University of Pennsylvania's approach from other varieties of action research. Communal participatory action research extends to creating or restructuring academic courses to include an explicit community focus and action component. The assumption is that embedding community service into courses, research, and general intellectual discourse will lead to positive changes in the institutional climate, providing a linkage between service and education. A dissertation study in the Annenberg School for Communication provides a second illustration of communal participatory action research. For 2 years, Eleanor Novek, a former professional journalist and editor, was involved at West Philadelphia High School, a WEPIC site, as a co-teacher and researcher in the development of "an educational demonstration project, an urban high school English/journalism class which uses production of a community-focused newspaper as a strategy for the self-determination of young African Americans."[60] Novek's research on self-determination and student empowerment built on Jurgen Habermas's theory of communicative action, elements of reference group theory (e.g., Robert Merton), and superordinate goal theory (Muzafer Sherif and Caroline Sherif), not only to interpret and to theorize from ethnographic data, but also simultaneously to shape the intervention strategies, effecting an ebb and flow of theory and action. The specific vehicle for this work was QWest, a school-based community newspaper project, each component of which was adjudicated and carried out by students. In a recent report of her study, Novek has constructed several criteria of self-determination on the basis of her theoretical perspective, and she provides a summary of evidence from participant observations and student writing to indicate the progress made in each category. Her description of risk taking and the crossing of social boundaries is a case in point: A shy young woman who never spoke up in class, not only obtained an interview with Ramona Africa, the lone survivor of the world-infamous MOVE bombing in May 1985, but also brought her to the school to address the whole class. A taciturn young man interested in rap music visited one of the largest African American radio stations in the city and interviewed a popular disc jockey on the air. Another student took it upon himself to develop and distribute an attitude survey about the QWest project to class members. Two students applied for and won admission to a minority workshop for high school journalists--the first time any students from their school had participated. Another began freelancing sports reports for a community newspaper.[61] As our examples are designed to suggest, genuine thinking has occurred in the forked-road situation of West Philadelphia, engendering new approaches to school and community development. We believe that we have made a good start. The interaction of faculty, staff, and students working at the same site, attempting to solve immediate real-world problems, has fostered an unprecedented degree of academic integration at the University of Pennsylvania and spurred the development of new organizational structures and mechanisms to encourage and coordinate academically based public service. We want to emphasize, however, just how extraordinarily difficult it is to change the university and its community. Even after more than 8 years, our work is still in a developing phase. Conclusion In this article, we have presented a rationale for reinventing the American university to become once again a mission-oriented institution. With particular attention to social work and the social sciences, we have traced the origins of that rationale to Jane Addams, the women of Hull House, and other Progressive Era social scientists qua social reformers. Historical analysis not only indicates that progressive change can occur, but it also is useful in revealing and clarifying impediments to change, for example, the entrenchment and long-standing dominance of narrowly scholastic social science. We have also described a general strategy of organizational structures, activities, and mechanisms developed at the University of Pennsylvania to help enable the "neo-Progressive" reconstruction of the university through academically based community service. It is our contention that American social science should be about the "relief of man's estate." These endeavors should be about overcoming the urban crisis and preventing urban chaos. In his studies of creativity, psychologist Howard E. Gruber has emphasized the connection between individual creativity and a desire to solve real-world problems. Gruber's concept of "creative altruism," which we think has relevance for universities, highlights that connection with particular clarity: "We can envisage and identify cases of 'creative altruism,' in which a person displays extraordinary moral responsibility, devoting a significant portion of time and energy to some project transcending immediate need and experience. Creative altruism, when it goes the limit, strives to eliminate the cause of suffering, to change the world, to change the fate of the earth." [62] Creative altruism imbued the social work and social science of Addams and the women of Hull House at the turn of the twentieth century. As we have indicated, their ideals and practice provided exemplars for the development of social work and sociology at the University of Chicago. We have argued that their humanistic, real-world, problem-solving approach to social science has strong potential to produce better teaching, better research, and better service than conventional social science. The "settlement idea," which has inspired our collective efforts at the University of Pennsylvania and other campuses and communities, is a legacy of the early history of American social work.[63] If the American university is to fulfill its promise and help create a decent and just society, it must give full-hearted, full-minded attention to solving our complex interrelated problems. The benefits of doing so would, we are convinced, be considerable for the university, social science, and the American city. Notes John Puckett's contribution to this article was supported by a Spencer Foundation Postdoctoral Fellowship. We are also grateful to Lee Benson and Ellen Lagemann for their superb advice and encouragement. [1] Ernest L. Boyer and Fred M. Hechinger, Higher Learning in the Nation's Service (Washington, D.C.: Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching, 1981), p. 3. [2] Derek Bok, Universities and the Future of America (Durham, N.C.: Duke University Press, 1990), p. 122. [3] Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy, "Universities, Schools, and the Welfare State," Education Week,April 29, 1992, p. 27. Representative George E. Brown, Jr., chairman of the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology, and Representative Rick Boucher, chairman of the Subcommittee on Science for that committee, have sharply criticized the priorities of contemporary scientists and the academic research community, which they view as detached from broad societal concerns; in Colleen Cordes, "As Chairman of Key House Committee Restates His Vision, Scientists Worry," Chronicle of Higher Education, September 8, 1993, pp. A26-28; Rick Boucher, "A Science Policy for the 21st Century," Chronicle of Higher Education, September 1, 1993, pp. B1-2. The Senate Committee on Appropriations voices a similar complaint about the National Science Foundation, admonishing that agency to address "specific national goals" or face curtailment of its funding; in 103d Congress, Senate Report 103-137, September 9, 1993, pp. 165-69. [4] Sheldon Hackney, "Universities and Schools: Hanging Together or Hanging Separately?" Address at Bank Street College, New York, May 2, 1992; printed in University of Pennsylvania Almanac (May 12, 1992), p. 6. [5] As quoted in Barry D. Karl, Charles E. Merriam and the Study of Politics (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1974), p. 31. [6] See Kathryn Kish Sklar, "Hull-House Maps and Papers: Social Science as Women's Work in the 1890s," in The Social Survey in Historical Perspective 1880-1940, ed. Martin Bulmer, Kevin Bales, and Kathryn Kish Sklar (New York: Cambridge University Press, 1991), pp. 111-47. [7] Jane Addams, "The Objective Value of a Social Settlement" (1893), in The Social Thought of Jane Addams, ed. Christopher Lasch (Indianapolis: Bobbs-Merrill Co., 1965), pp. 44-61; quotation from Jane Addams, The Second Twenty Years at Hull-House: September 1909 to September 1929, with a Record of a Growing World Consciousness (New York: Macmillan, 1930), p. 405, cited in Lela B. Costin, Two Sisters for Social Justice: A Biography of Grace and Edith Abbott (Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 1983), p. 45. [8] Jane Addams, Twenty Years at Hull-House (New York: Macmillan, 1910), pp. 118, 120. [9] As quoted in John H. Ehrenreich, The Altruistic Imagination: A History of Social Work and Social Policy in the United States (Ithaca, N.Y.: Cornell University Press, 1985), p. 35. See also Kathryn Kish Sklar, "Hull House in the 1890s: A Community of Women Reformers," Signs: Journal of Women in Culture and Society 10, no. 4 (1985): pp. 675-77; Stanley Wenocur and Michael Reisch, From Charity to Enterprise: The Development of American Social Work in a Market Economy (Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 1989), pp. 26-29. [10] As quoted in Gertrude Himmelfarb, Poverty and Compassion: The Moral Imagination of the Late Victorians (New York: Knopf, 1991), p. 241. [11] As quoted in Allen F. Davis, American Heroine: The Life and Legend of Jane Addams (New York: Oxford University Press, 1973), p. 65. [12] Residents of Hull-House, Hull-House Maps and Papers (Boston: Thomas Y. Crowell, 1895; Arno Press reprint ed., 1970), p. viii. [13] The key volume, which included Booth's "Descriptive Map of London Poverty," was Charles Booth, Life and Labour of the People of London, vol. 2 (London: Williams and Northgate, 1891). See Kathryn Kish Sklar, "Hull-House Maps and Papers: Social Science as Women's Work in the 1890s," in Bulmer, Bales, and Sklar, eds. (n. [6] above), p. 122. [14] Residents of Hull House (n. [12] above), p. 41. This volume was published as part of a book series, Library on Economics and Politics, edited by Richard Ely of the University of Wisconsin-Madison. [15] Mary Jo Deegan, Jane Addams and the Men of the Chicago School, 1892-1918 (New Brunswick, N.J.: Transaction Press, 1988), p. 5. Hull House provided a training ground for noted women reformers of the Progressive Era: Kelley, Lathrop, Alice Hamilton, Mary Kenny O'Sullivan, Sophonisba Breckinridge, Grace Abbott, and Edith Abbott. See Allen F. Davis, Spearheads for Reform: The Social Settlements and the Progressive Movement, 1890-1914 (New Brunswick, N.J.: Rutgers University Press, 1967; rev. ed., 1984), pp. 103-47. [16] Deegan (n.[15] above), p. 24. [17] As quoted in Ellen Fitzpatrick, Endless Crusade: Women Social Scientists and Progressive Reform (New York: Oxford University Press, 1990), p. 33. [18] Steven J. Diner, A City and Its Universities: Public Policy in Chicago, 1892-1919 (Chapel Hill: University of North Carolina Press, 1980), p. 50. [19] Ibid. This "public spiritedness" was evident in the "University Extension Division," which released professors into the city to provide instruction for the citizenry at large. Edward Shils notes that nearly a quarter of the University of Chicago faculty participated in municipal reform activities at the highwater mark of the city's Progressive movement. See Edward Shils, "The University, the City, and the World: Chicago and the University of Chicago," in The University and the City: From Medieval Origins to the Present, ed. Thomas Bender (New York: Oxford University Press, 1988), pp. 210-30. [20] Fitzpatrick (n.[17] above), p. 39. As Fitzpatrick indicates, this commitment was also shared by the political science and political economy departments at Chicago: "They stressed the importance of using scholarship to advance both knowledge and civic-mindedness" (p. 41). [21] The quotation appears in a different context in ibid., p. xv, but our research indicates that it aptly describes the first-generation Chicago sociologists. For discussion of Social Gospel influences in American social science in its formative period, see Arthur S. Link and Richard L. McCormick, Progressivism (Arlington Heights, Ill.: Harlan Davidson, 1983), pp. 23-24. In the early 1890s, Small, Vincent, and Edward Bemis (whom Harper would fire in 1895 because of Bemis's support of the 1894 Pullman strike) worked with Addams, Kelley and community leaders tohelp secure legislation eliminating sweat shops and regulating child labor. In the winter of 1910 Henderson and Mead joined the women of Hull House in support of 40,000 striking garment industry workers; in 1915, Mead participated in another garment union strike. [22] The most important research study of the early Chicago School was The Polish Peasant in Europe and America (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1918), a 2,232-page study co-authored by Thomas and Florian Znaniecki. See Martin Bulmer, The Chicago School of Sociology: Institutionalization, Diversity, and the Rise of Sociological Research (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1984), pp. 45-63, p. 238, n. 1. [23]. Deegan (n. [15] above), quotations from p. 55; see also chap. 6. Hull-House Maps and Papers helped inaugurate the Social Survey Movement, of which the Pittsburgh Survey, 1907-9, was the largest and most prominent example. Sponsored by the Russell Sage Foundation, the Pittsburgh Survey was carried out by a combination of academics and nonacademics, including Kelley, formerly of Hull House. The survey was conceptually unified around the seminal role of the steel industry in shaping Pittsburgh's urban environment and growth. See Stephen R. Cohen, "The Pittsburgh Survey and the Social Survey Movement: A Sociological Road Not Taken," in Bulmer, Bales, and Sklar, eds. (n. [6] above), pp. 245-67. [24] Bulmer (n. [22] above), p. 69. [25] Ibid., p. 89. Bulmer's study focuses on the period 1915-1935. See also Fitzpatrick (n. [17] above), p. 200; Shils (n. [19] above); David Ward, Poverty, Ethnicity, and the American City, 1840-1925 (Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1989), pp. 151-79. [26] The University of Chicago was hardly a hothouse for radical social change, as evidenced by the trustees' firing of Edward Bemis, who took the side of labor in the violent Pullman strike of 1894: "The scientific study of pressing social issues was one thing; openly advocating 'radical' causes without reference to scientific inquiry was another" (Fitzpatrick [n. [17] above], p. 40.) Yet according to Shils, "The trustees of the University of Chicago, despite assertions by critics such as Thorstein Veblen and Upton Sinclair, have an impressive history of self-restraint, for which there is ample evidence" (Shils n.[19] above], p. 218). [27] Fitzpatrick (n. [17] above), p. 70. [28] Ibid., p. 86. [29] Ibid., pp. 20-25, 87-200 passim; quotation from p. 166. For more on Breckinridge and Abbott's collaboration and friendship, see Costin (n. [7] above), pp. 41-67. [30] Ellen C. Lagemann, "Introduction," in Jane Addams on Education, ed. Ellen C. Lagemann (New York: Teachers College Press, 1985), p. 35. [31] Dorothy Ross, The Origins of American Social Science (New York: Cambridge University Press, 1991), p. 321. [32] Ibid. [33] Ibid., pp. 326-30; Dorothy Ross, "American Social Science and the Idea of Progress," in The Authority of Experts, ed. Thomas L. Haskell (Bloomington: Indiana University Press, 1984), 157-71; Sheldon Hackney, "The University and Its Community: Past and Present," Annals of the American Academy 488 (1986): 135-47; Martin Bulmer and Joan Bulmer, "Philanthropy and Social Science in the 1920s: Beardsley Ruml and the Laura Spelman Rockefeller Memorial 1922-29," Minerva 19 (1981): 347-407. [34] Ogburn's 1929 presidential address to the American Sociological Society, quoted in Bulmer (n. [22] above), p. 182. For the role of private foundations such as the Carnegie Corporation, Russell Sage Foundation, and Laura Spelman Rockefeller Memorial in sustaining this representation of social science through funding programs, see Ellen C. Lagemann, The Politics of Knowledge: The Carnegie Corporation, Philanthropy, and Public Policy (Middletown, Conn.: Wesleyan University Press, 1987), chap. 3; Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), pp. 55-58, p. 272, n. 8; Deegan (n.[15] above), pp. 96-97. [35] Jane Addams, "A Function of the Social Settlement" (1899), in Lagemann, ed. (n. 30 above), p. 90. [36] Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), p. 137. [37] Ibid., pp. 77-106, 127-48; Judith Ann Trolander, Professionalism and Social Change: From the Settlement House to Neighborhood Centers, 1886 to the Present (New York: Columbia University Press, 1987), pp. 21-24. In the 1930s, while social workers and many social scientists helped create a body of research and social planning that undergirded many New Deal reforms, their work was not rooted in sustained efforts to transform local environments; reflecting the norms of the American Association of Social Workers, as professional social workers gained a higher profile in the public sector, they adapted casework technologies to treat the unemployed. By 1936, as the Depression deepened, a rank and file movement involving some 15,000 underpaid, radicalized social workers, most of whom lacked professional credentials and held jobs in heavily stressed public welfare agencies, had arisen to challenge the professional enterprise, organizing protective associations and trade unions and advocating a planned economy and income redistribution. Although social work unions remained viable until about 1950, the radical critique was not sustained after 1940. See Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), pp. 151-207; Leslie Leighninger, Social Work: Search for Identity (New York: Greenwood Press, 1987), pp. 51-101. [38] For discussion of the strengthening of disciplinary communities, see David Alpert, "Performance and Paralysis: The Organizational Context of the American Research University," Journal of Higher Education 56, no. 3 (1985): 241-81; and Christopher C. Jencks and David Riesman, The Academic Revolution (New York: Doubleday, 1968), pp. 523-31. [39] Center for Educational Research and Innovation, The University and the Community: The Problems of Changing Relationships (Paris: Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, 1982), p. 127. For other critiques of university-community relationships, see Derek Bok, Beyond the Ivory Tower: Social Responsibilities of the Modern University (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1982); Hackney (n. [33] above); Clark Kerr, The Uses of the University (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1982); Peter L. Szanton, Not Well Advised (New York: Russell Sage Foundation and Ford Foundation, 1981). [40] For discussion of the environmental threats posed by science divorced from social, moral, and ethical concerns, in this case, quantum mechanics and molecular biology, see Herbert J. Bernstein, "Idols of Modern Science and the Reconstruction of Knowledge," in New Ways of Knowing: The Sciences, Society, and Reconstructive Knowledge, ed. Marcus G. Raskin and Herbert J. Bernstein (Totowa, N.J.: Rowman & Littlefield, 1987), pp. 37-68. [41] Daniel Coit Gilman, University Problems in the United States (1898; reprint, New York: Garret Press, 1969), Foreword, p. iii. [42] Albert H. Smyth, ed., The Writings of Benjamin Franklin (New York: Macmillan, 1907), 2:396. [43] Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), pp. 138-46. [44]Martin Bulmer speaks of "research done with a reformist and ameliorative purpose," in Martin Bulmer, "The Decline of the Social Survey Movement and the Rise of American Empirical Sociology," in Bulmer, Bales, and Sklar, eds. (n. [6] above), p. 305. [45] John Dewey, How We Think (New York: D.C. Heath, 1910), p. 11. [46] As quoted in Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy, "Progressing beyond the Welfare State: A Neo-Deweyan Strategy: University-assisted, Staff-controlled and Managed, Community-centered Community Schools as Comprehensive Community Centers to Help Construct and Organize Hardworking, Cohesive, Caring, Cosmopolitan Communities in a Democratic Welfare Society," Universities and Community Schools 2, no. 1-2 (1991): 4-6. The National Academy of Sciences has stated in quintessentially Baconian terms, "The countries that best integrate the generation of new knowledge with the use of that knowledge will be positioned to be the leaders of the 21st century" (Committee on Appropriations, Senate Report 103-137, September 9, 1993, p. 167). Referencing Bacon's vision, Bernstein writes, "We have . . . lost the original connection between scientific truth and social good; we have refined moral concerns out of the process" (Bernstein n. [40] above, p. 52). For a useful discussion of Bacon's oeuvre, see Lee Benson, "Changing Social Science to Change the World: A Discussion Paper," Social Science History 2 (1978): 427-41. [47] John Dewey, Reconstruction in Philosophy (New York: Henry Holt & Co., 1920; enlarged ed., Boston: Beacon Press, 1948), 36-37. Addams attributed the following Bacon-like statement to Dewey: "When a theory of knowledge forgets that its value rests in solving the problem out of which it has arisen, that of securing a method of action, knowledge begins to cumber the ground. It is a luxury, and becomes a social nuisance and disturber" (Addams, "Function of the Social Settlement" [n. [35] above], p. 76). [48] Hackney, "University and Its Community" (n. [33] above); Organization for Social and Technical Development, Urban Universities: Rhetoric, Reality, and Conflict (Washington, D.C.: Department of Health, Education, and Welfare, 1970); Peter M. Tobia, The University in Urban Affairs: A Symposium (New York: Editor, 1969); Szanton (n. [39] above); George Nash, The University and the City: Eight Cases of Involvement (New York: McGraw-Hill, 1973). [49] See Ira Harkavy and John L. Puckett, "The Role of Mediating Structures in University and Community Revitalization: The University of Pennsylvania and West Philadelphia as a Case Study," Journal of Research and Development in Education 25, no. 1 (1991): 10-25. [50] Vocational counseling and school social work were sui generis innovations of the settlement movement. See Marvin Lazerson, Origins of the Urban School: Public Education in Massachusetts, 1870-1915 (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1971), pp. 191-97; Murray Levine and Adeline Levine, A Social History of Helping Services: Clinic, Court, School, and Community (New York: Appleton-Century-Crofts, 1970), pp. 125-43. The settlement movement also provided a "practical testing ground" for social innovations that were not sui generis, for example, kindergartens, playgrounds, school nursing, vocational education, and vacation schools; in the 1910s these programs were widely adopted by the public schools. See Morris I. Berger, The Settlement, the Immigrant and the Public School: A Study of the Influence of the Settlement Movement and the New Migration upon Public Education: 1890-1924 (1956; reprint, New York: Arno Press, 1980); Davis (n. [15] above), esp. pp. 40-59, quotation from p. 57; Amalie Hofer, "The Social Settlement and the Kindergarten," National Educational Association Proceedings 34 (1895), pp. 514-25; Isabel M. Stewart, "The Educational Value of the Nurse in the Public School," in The Ninth Yearbook of the National Society for the Study of Education, ed. Thomas Wood (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1910), 2:19-26. [51] John Dewey, "The School as Social Center," National Educational Association Proceedings 41 (1902), pp. 373-83. As a case in point, Addams served on the board of managers of the National Society for the Promotion of Industrial Education, established in 1906, to help persuade the public schools to take over the settlements' manual training programs. See Davis (n.[15] above), p. 52; Paul U. Kellogg, "The National Society for the Promotion of Industrial Education," Charities and the Commons 17 (1906-7): 363-71, cited in Davis (n.[15] above), p. 273, n. 24. The idea of public schools as social centers, or community schools, has persisted in a minor key throughout the twentieth century. For example, see Clarence A. Perry, Wider Use of the School Plant (New York: Russell Sage Foundation, 1911); Edward J. Ward, ed., The Social Center (New York: Appleton, 1913); Eleanor T. Glueck, The Community Use of Schools (Baltimore: Williams & Wilkens, 1927); Samuel Everett, ed., The Community School (New York: Appleton-Century, 1938); Elsie R. Clapp, Community Schools in Action (New York: Viking Press, 1939); Nelson B. Henry, The Fifty-second Yearbook of the National Society for the Study of Education, Part II: The Community School (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1953); Edward G. Olsen, ed., The Modern Community School (New York: Appleton-Century Crofts, 1953); Leonard Covello, The Heart is the Teacher (New York: McGraw-Hill, 1958); W. Fred Totten and Frank J. Manley, The Community School: Basic Concepts, Function, and Organization (Galien, Mich.: Allied Education Council, 1969); Maurice F. Seay and associates, Community Education: A Developing Concept (Midland, Mich.: Pendell, 1974). [52] Benson and Harkavy, "Progressing beyond the Welfare State" (n. [46] above), pp. 23-27. [53] Addams, Second Twenty Years at Hull-House (n. [7] above), pp. 404-5. [54] Benson and Harkavy, "Progressing beyond the Welfare State" (n. [46] above), pp. 2-28; Ira Harkavy, "The University and the Social Sciences in the Social Order: An Historical Overview and 'Where Do We Go from Here?'" Virginia Social Science Journal27 (1992): 1-25. [55] Davydd J. Greenwood, William Foote Whyte, and Ira Harkavy, "Participatory Action Research as a Process and as a Goal,"in International Dimensions of Action Research: Sources of New Thinking about Inquiry That Makes a Difference, ed. Max Elden and Rupe Chisholm, special issue of Human Relations, in press. See also William Foote Whyte, Davydd J. Greenwood, and Peter Lazes, "Participatory Action Research: Through Practice to Science in Social Research," in Action Research for the 21st Century: Participation, Reflection and Practice, ed. William Foote Whyte, special issue of American Behavioral Scientist 32, no. 5 (1989): 513-51; and William Foote Whyte, ed., Participatory Action Research (Newbury Park, Calif.: Sage , 1991). [56] William F. Whyte and Kathleen K. Whyte, Making Mondragon: The Growth and Dynamics of the Worker Cooperative Complex (Ithaca, NY: ILR Press, 1988); Davydd J. Greenwood and Jose Luis Gonzalez Santos, Industrial Democracy as Process: Participatory Action Research in the Fagor Cooperative Group of Mondragon (Assen/Maastricht: Van Gorcum, 1992). [57] Francis E. Johnston, Robert J. Hallock, Pratik Desai, and Stephanie Bock, "Physical Growth, Nutritional Status, and Dietary Intake of African-American Middle School Students from Philadelphia," manuscript submitted for publication. [58] Ibid. [59] Ibid. [60] Eleanor M. Novek, "Buried Treasure: The Theory and Practice of Communicative Action in an Urban High School Newspaper," paper presented to the Association for Education in Journalism and Mass Communication, Kansas City, Missouri, August 1993, p. 1. [61] Ibid., p. 15. Other criteria, or markers, include "providing experiences of mastery, strengthening group bonds and increasing their influence in social systems" (p. 21). [62] Howard E. Gruber, "Creativity and Human Survival," in Creative People at Work, ed. Doris B. Wallace and Howard E. 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05-03-2003, 23:49:40: On October 31, the French daily newspaper, Le Figaro, dropped a bombshell. While in a Dubai hospital receiving treatment for a chronic kidney infection last July, Osama bin Laden met with a top C I A official - presumably the Chief of Station. The meeting, held in bin Laden's private suite, took place at the American hospital in Dubai at a time when he was a wanted fugitive for the bombings of two U S embassies and this year's attack on the U S S Cole. Bin Laden was eligible for execution according to a 2000 intelligence finding issued by President Bill Clinton before leaving office in January. Yet on July 14 he was allowed to leave Dubai on a private jet and there were no Navy fighters waiting to force him down. In 19 85 Oliver North - the only member of the Reagan-Bush years who doesn't appear to have a hand in the current war - sent the Navy and commandos after terrorists on the cruise ship Achille Lauro. In his 19 91 autobiography "Under Fire," while describing terrorist Abu Abbas, North wrote, "I used to wonder: how many dead Americans will it take before we do something?" One could look at the number of Americans Osama bin Laden is alleged to have killed before September 11 and ask the same question. It gets worse, much worse. A more complete timeline listing crucial events both before and after the September 11 suicide attacks, which have been blamed on bin Laden, establishes C I A foreknowledge of them and strongly suggests that there was criminal complicity on the part of the U S government in their execution. It also makes clear that the events which have taken place since September 11 are based upon an agenda that has little to do with the attacks. One wonders how these events could have been ignored by the major media, or treated as isolated incidents. Failing that, how could skilled news agencies avoid being outraged, or at least even just a little suspicious? 19 91 to 19 97 - Major U S oil companies, including Exxon Mobil, Texaco, Unocal, B P Amoco, Shell and Enron, directly invest billions in cash bribing heads of state in Kazakhstan to secure equity rights in the huge oil reserves in these regions. The oil companies further commit to future direct investments in Kazakhstan of 35 billion dollars. Not being willing to pay exorbitant prices to Russia to use Russian pipelines the major oil companies have no way to recoup their investments. - Source: "The Price of Oil," by Seymour Hersh, The New Yorker, July 9, 2001 - The Asia Times, "The Roving Eye January 26 2002. December 4, 19 97 - Representatives of the Taliban are invited guests to the Texas headquarters of Unocal to negotiate their support for the pipeline. Subsequent reports will indicate that the negotiations failed, allegedly because the Taliban wanted too much money. Source: The B B C, December 4, 19 97. February 12, 19 98 - Unocal Vice President John J. Maresca - later to become a Special Ambassador to Afghanistan - testifies before the House that until a single, unified, friendly government is in place in Afghanistan the trans-Afghani pipeline needed to monetize the oil will not be built. Source: Testimony before the House International Relations Committee. 19 98 - The C I A ignores warnings from Case Officer Robert Baer that Saudi Arabia was harboring an al-Q'aeda cell led by two known terrorists. A more detailed list of known terrorists is offered to Saudi intelligence in August 2001 and refused. Source: Financial Times 2001; See No Evil by a book by Robert Baer, 2002. April, 19 99 - Enron with a 3 billion dollar investment to build an electrical generating plant at Dabhol India loses access to plentiful L N G supplies from Qatar to fuel the plant. Its only remaining option to make the investment profitable is a trans-Afghani gas pipeline to be built by Unocal from Turkmenistan that would terminate near the Indian border at the city of Multan. Source: The Albion Monitor, Feb. 28, 2002. 19 98 and 2000 - Former President George H. W. Bush travels to Saudi Arabia on behalf of the privately owned Carlyle Group, the eleventh largest defense contractor in the U S While there he meets privately with the Saudi royal family and the bin Laden family. Source: Wall Street Journal, September 27, 2001. January, 2001 - The Bush Administration orders the F B I and intelligence agencies to "back off" investigations involving the bin Laden family, including two of Osama bin Laden's relatives (Abdullah and Omar) who were living in Falls Church, V A - right next to C I A headquarters. This followed previous orders dating back to 19 96, frustrating efforts to investigate the bin Laden family. Source: B B C Newsnight, Correspondent Gregg Palast - November 7, 2001. Feb 13, 2001 - U P I Terrorism Correspondent Richard Sale - while covering a trial of bin Laden's Al Q'aeda followers - reports that the National Security Agency has broken bin Laden's encrypted communications. Even if this indicates that bin Laden changed systems in February it does not mesh with the fact that the government insists that the attacks had been planned for years. May 2001 - Secretary of State Colin Powell gives 43 million dollars in aid to the Taliban regime, purportedly to assist hungry farmers who are starving since the destruction of their opium crop in January on orders of the Taliban regime. Source: The Los Angeles Times, May 22, 2001. May, 2001 - Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage, a career covert operative and former Navy Seal, travels to India on a publicized tour while C I A Director George Tenet makes a quiet visit to Pakistan to meet with Pakistani leader General Pervez Musharraf. Armitage has long and deep Pakistani intelligence connections and he is the recipient of the highest civil decoration awarded by Pakistan. It would be reasonable to assume that while in Islamabad, Tenet, in what was described as "an unusually long meeting," also met with his Pakistani counterpart, Lt. General Mahmud Ahmad, head of the ISI. Source The Indian SAPRA news agency, May 22, 2001. June 2001 - German intelligence, the B N D, warns the C I A and Israel that Middle Eastern terrorists are "planning to hi-jack commercial aircraft to use as weapons to attack important symbols of American and Israeli culture." Source: Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, September 14, 2001. July, 2001 - Three American officials: Tom Simmons (former U. S. Ambassador to Pakistan), Karl Inderfurth (former Assistant Secretary of State for South Asian affairs) and Lee Coldren (former State Department expert on South Asia), meet with Pakistani and Russian intelligence officers in Berlin and tell them that the U. S. is planning military strikes against Afghanistan in October. A French book released in November, "Bin Laden - La Verite Interdite," discloses that Taliban representatives often sat in on the meetings. British papers confirm that the Pakistani I S I relayed the threats to the Taliban. Source: The Guardian, September 22, 2001; the B B C, September 18, 2001. The Inter Press Service, November 16, 2001 Summer, 2001 - The National Security Council convenes a Dabhol working group as revealed in a series of government e-mails obtained by The Washington Post and the New York Daily News. Source: The Albion Monitor, Feb. 28, 2002 Summer 2001 - According to a September 26 story in Britain's The Guardian, correspondent David Leigh reported that, "U.S. department of defense official, Dr. Jeffrey Starr, visited Tajikistan in January. The Guardian's Felicity Lawrence established that US Rangers were also training special troops in Kyrgyzstan. There were unconfirmed reports that Tajik and Uzbek special troops were training in Alaska and Montana." Summer 2001 - Pakistani I S I Chief General Ahmad orders an aide to wire transfer 100,000 dollars to Mohammed Atta, who was according to the F B I, the lead terrorist in the suicide hi-jackings. Ahmad recently resigned after the transfer was disclosed in India and confirmed by the F B I. Source: The Times of India, October 11, 2001. Summer 2001 - An Iranian man phones U. S. law enforcement to warn of an imminent attack on the World Trade Center in the week of September 9. German police confirm the calls but state that the U. S. Secret Service would not reveal any further information. Source: German news agency "online dot de", September 14, 2001, translation retrieved from online dot ie in Ireland June 26, 2001 - The magazine indiareacts dot com states that "India and Iran will 'facilitate' US and Russian plans for 'limited military action' against the Taliban." The story indicates that the fighting will be done by US and Russian troops with the help of Tajikistan and Uzbekistan. Source: indiareacts dot com, June 26, 2001. August 2001 - The F B I arrests an Islamic militant linked to bin Laden in Boston. French intelligence sources confirm that the man is a key member of bin Laden's network and the F B I learns that he has been taking flying lessons. At the time of his arrest the man is in possession of technical information on Boeing aircraft and flight manuals. Source: Reuters, September 13. August 11 - U S Navy Lt. Delmart "Mike" Vreeland, jailed in Toronto on U. S. fraud charges and claiming to be an officer in U. S. Naval intelligence, writes details of the pending World Trade Centre attacks and seals them in an envelope which he gives to Canadian authorities. Source: The Toronto Star, October. 23, 2001; Toronto Superior Court Records Summer 2001 - Russian intelligence notifies the C I A that 25 terrorist pilots have been specifically training for suicide missions. This is reported in the Russian press and news stories are translated for F T W by a retired C I A officer. July 4 to 14, 2001 - Osama bin Laden receives treatments for kidney disease at the American hospital in Dubai and meets with a C I A official who returns to C I A headquarters on July 15. Source: Le Figaro, October 31, 2001. August 2001 - Russian President Vladimir Putin orders Russian intelligence to warn the U.S. government "in the strongest possible terms" of imminent attacks on airports and government buildings. Source: N B C interview with Putin, September 15. August and September, 2001 - The Dow Jones Industrial Average drops nearly 900 points in the three weeks prior to the attack. A major stock market crash is imminent. September. 3 to 10, 2001 - N B C reports on September 16 that a caller to a Cayman Islands radio talk show gave several warnings of an imminent attack on the U.S. by bin Laden in the week prior to 9 11. September 1 to 10, 2001 - In an exercise, Operation "Swift Sword" planned for four years, 23,000 British troops are steaming toward Oman. Although the 9 11 attacks caused a hiccup in the deployment the massive operation was implemented as planned. At the same time two U.S. carrier battle groups arrive on station in the Gulf of Arabia just off the Pakistani coast. Also at the same time, some 17,000 U.S. troops join more than 23,000 NATO troops in Egypt for Operation "Bright Star." All of these forces are in place before the first plane hits the World Trade Center. Sources: The Guardian, C N N, FOX, The Observer, International Law Professor Francis Boyle, the University of Illinois. September 7, 2001 - Florida Governor Jeb Bush signs a two-year emergency executive order (01-261) making new provisions for the Florida National Guard to assist law enforcement and emergency-management personnel in the event of large civil disturbances, disaster or acts of terrorism. Source: State of Florida web site listing of Governor's Executive Orders. September 6 to 7, 2001 - 4,744 put options (a speculation that the stock will go down) are purchased on United Air Lines stock as opposed to only 396 call options (speculation that the stock will go up). This is a dramatic and abnormal increase in sales of put options. Many of the U A L puts are purchased through Deutschebank/ A B Brown, a firm managed until 19 98 by the current Executive Director of the C I A, A.B. "Buzzy" Krongard. Source: The Herzliyya International Policy Institute for Counterterrorism September 21; The New York Times; The Wall Street Journal.] September 10, 2001 - 4,516 put options are purchased on American Airlines as compared to 748 call options. [Source: I C T September 6 to 11, 2001 - No other airlines show any similar trading patterns to those experienced by U A L and American. The put option purchases on both airlines were 600 per cent above normal. This at a time when Reuters (September 10) issues a business report stating, "Airline stocks may be poised to take off." September 6 to 10, 2001 - Highly abnormal levels of put options are purchased in Merrill Lynch, Morgan Stanley, AXA Re(insurance) which owns 25 per cent of American Airlines, and Munich Re. All of these companies are directly impacted by the September 11 attacks. Source: I C T It has been documented that the CIA, the Israeli Mossad and many other intelligence agencies monitor stock trading in real time using highly advanced programs reported to be descended from Promis software. This is to alert national intelligence services of just such kinds of attacks. Promis was reported, as recently as June, 2001 to be in Osama bin Laden's possession and, as a result of recent stories by FOX, both the F B I and the Justice Department have confirmed its use for U.S. intelligence gathering through at least this summer. This would confirm that C I A had additional advance warning of imminent attacks. Sources: The Washington Times, June 15, 2001; FOX News, October 16, 2001; September 11, 2001 - Gen Mahmud of the I S I, friend of Mohammed Atta, is visiting Washington on behalf of the Taliban. He is meeting with the Chairmen of the House and Senate Intelligence Committees, Porter Goss and Bob Graham. Sources: N B C, October. 7, The New York Times, Feb. 17, 2002. September 11, 2001 - Employees of Odigo, Inc. in Israel, one of the world's largest instant messaging companies, with offices in New York, receive threat warnings of an imminent attack on the World Trade Center less than two hours before the first plane hits. Law enforcement authorities have gone silent about any investigation of this. The Odigo Research and Development offices in Israel are located in the city of Herzliyya, a ritzy suburb of Tel Aviv which is the same location as the Institute for Counter Terrorism which breaks early details of insider trading on 9 11. Source: C N N's Daniel Sieberg, 9/28/01; Newsbytes, Brian McWilliams, 9/27/01; Ha'aretz, 9/26/01. September 11, 2001, For 50 minutes, from 8: 15 A M until 9: 05 A M, with it widely known within the F A A and the military that four planes have been simultaneously hijacked and taken off course, no one notifies the President of the United States. It is not until 9: 30 that any Air Force planes are scrambled to intercept, but by then it is too late. This means that the National Command Authority waited for 75 minutes before scrambling aircraft, even though it was known that four simultaneous hijackings had occurred - an event that has never happened in history. Sources: C N N, A B C, N B C, The Los Angeles Times, The New York Times. September 13, 2001 - China is admitted to the World Trade Organization quickly, after 15 years of unsuccessful attempts. Source: The New York Times, September. 30, 2001.] September 14, 2001 - Canadian jailers open the sealed envelope from Mike Vreeland in Toronto and see that is describes attacks against the World Trade Center and Pentagon. The U.S. Navy subsequently states that Vreeland was discharged as a seaman in 19 86 for unsatisfactory performance and has never worked in intelligence. Source: The Toronto Star, Oct. 23, 2001; Toronto Superior Court records September 15, 2001 - The New York Times reports that Mayo Shattuck the third has resigned, effective immediately, as head of the Alex Brown unit of Deutschebank. September 29, 2001 - The San Francisco Chronicle reports that 2.5 million dollars in put options on American Airlines and United Airlines are unclaimed. This is likely the result of the suspension in trading on the N Y S E after the attacks which gave the Securities and Exchange Commission time to be waiting when the owners showed up to redeem their put options. October 10, 2001 - The Pakistani newspaper The Frontier Post reports that U.S. Ambassador Wendy Chamberlain has paid a call on the Pakistani oil minister. A previously abandoned Unocal pipeline from Turkmenistan, across Afghanistan, to the Pakistani coast, for the purpose of selling oil and gas to China, is now back on the table "in view of recent geopolitical developments." October 11, 2001 - The Ashcroft Justice Department takes over all terrorist prosecutions from the U.S. Attorneys office in New York which has had a highly successful track record in prosecuting terrorist cases connected to Osama bin Laden. Source: The New York Times, October. 11, 2002. Mid October, 2001 - The Dow Jones Industrial Average, after having suffered a precipitous drop has recovered most of its pre-attack losses. Although still weak, and vulnerable to negative earnings reports, a crash has been averted by a massive infusion of government spending on defense programs, subsidies for "affected" industries and planned tax cuts for corporations. November 21, 2001 - The British paper The Independent runs a story headlined, "Opium Farmers Rejoice at the Defeat of the Taliban." The story reports that massive opium planting is underway all over the country. November 25, 2001 - The Observer runs a story headlined "Victorious Warlords Set To Open the Opium Floodgates." It states that farmers are being encouraged by warlords allied with the victorious Americans are "being encouraged to plant "as much opium as possible." December 4, 2001 - Convicted drug lord and opium kingpin Ayub Afridi is recruited by the US government to help establish control in Afghanistan by unifying various Pashtun warlords. The former opium smuggler who was one of the C I A's leading assets in the war against the Russians is released from prison in order to do this. Source: The Asia Times Online, 12/4/01. December 25, 2001 - Newly appointed afghani Prime Minister Hamid Karzai is revealed as being a former paid consultant for Unocal. Source: Le Monde. January 3, 2002 - President Bush appoints Zalamy Khalilzad as a special envoy to Afghanistan. Khalilzad, a former employee of Unocal, also wrote op-eds in the Washington Post in 1997 supporting the Taliban regime. Source: Pravda, 1/9/02 January 4, 2002 - Florida drug trafficking explodes after 9 11. In a surge of trafficking reminiscent of the 19 80s the diversion of resources away from drug enforcement has opened the floodgates for a new surge of cocaine and heroin from South America. Source: The Christian Science Monitor, January 4, 2002. 48. January 10, 2002 - In a call from a speaker phone in open court, attorneys for "Mike" Vreeland call the Pentagon's switchboard operator who confirms that Vreeland is indeed a Naval Lieutenant on active duty. She provides an office number and a direct dial phone extension to his office in the Pentagon. Source: Attorney Rocco Galati; court records Toronto Superior Court. January 10, 2002 - Attorney General John Ashcroft recuses himself from the Enron investigation because Enron had been a major campaign donor in his 2000 Senate race. He fails to recuse himself from involvement in two sitting Federal grand juries investigating bribery and corruption charges against Exxon Mobil and B P Amoco who have massive oil interests in Central Asia. Both were major Ashcroft donors in 2000. Source: C N N, Jan 10, 2002 February 9, 2002 - Pakistani leader General Musharraf and Afghan leader Hamid Karzai announce their agreement to "cooperate in all spheres of activity" including the proposed Central Asian pipeline. Pakistan will give 10 million dollars to Afghanistan to help pay Afghani government workers. Source: The Irish Times, 2/9/02 Feb 18, 2002 - The Financial Times reports that the estimated opium harvest in Afghanistan in the late Spring of 2002 will reach a world record 4500 metric tons. Now, let's go back to the October 31 story by Le Figaro - the one that has Osama bin Laden meeting with a CIA officer in Dubai this June. The story says that, "Throughout his stay in the hospital, Osama Bin Laden received visits from many family members [There goes the story that he's a black sheep!] and Saudi Arabian Emirate personalities of status. During this time the local representative of the C I A was seen by many people taking the elevator and going to bin Laden's room. "Several days later the C I A officer bragged to his friends about having visited the Saudi millionaire. From authoritative sources, this C I A agent visited C I A headquarters on July 15, the day after bin Laden's departure for Quetta. "According to various Arab diplomatic sources and French intelligence itself, precise information was communicated to the C I A concerning terrorist attacks aimed at American interests in the world, including its own territory." "Extremely bothered, they [American intelligence officers in a meeting with French intelligence officers] requested from their French peers exact details about the Algerian activists [connected to bin Laden through Dubai banking institutions], without explaining the exact nature of their inquiry. When asked the question, "What do you fear in the coming days?' the Americans responded with incomprehensible silence." "On further investigation, the F B I discovered certain plans that had been put together between the C I A and its "Islamic friends" over the years. The meeting in Dubai is, so it would seem, consistent with 'a certain American policy.'" Even though Le Figaro reported that it had confirmed with hospital staff that bin Laden had been there as reported, stories printed on November 1 contained quotes from hospital staff that these reports were untrue. On November 1, as reported by the Ananova press agency, the C I A flatly denied that any meeting between any C I A personnel and Osama bin Laden at any time. Who do you believe?
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05-12-2003, 06:08:49: Ale dupa, nie dziala
05-12-2003, 09:12:12: My thoughts or ideas are not meant to condone or perpetrate ones self or others in a free society
05-12-2003, 10:05:40: Rob Hansen is a pistor packing pacifist.
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05-14-2003, 09:15:27: Rob Hansen is a misanthropic hunchbacked leprechaun.
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05-15-2003, 09:10:59: Rob Hansen is a dawdling obtuse shoe shiner.
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05-16-2003, 13:06:09: What the fuck?
05-16-2003, 13:55:06: My entire life I have been taught to stand up for my beliefs, to be a person of high morals and ethics. That's why I feel obligated to seek liberty, equality, and fraternity. First, the misinformation: MCR suggests that violence and prejudice are funny. Where the heck did it come up with that? If I'm not horribly mistaken, there's a painfully simple answer. It regards the way that its opuscula are devoid of logic and filled to the brim with hate and misinformation. MCR's chums probably don't realize that, because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, I appreciate feedback and other people's views on subjects. I don't, however, appreciate feedback when it's given in an unprofessional manner. Where does the line get drawn? I heard through the grapevine that anyone who was sober for more than an hour or two during the last five years knows that much of the noise made on MCR's behalf is generated by tasteless blackguards who seem to have nothing better to do with their time. Whether or not this rumor is true, if you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the problem. The tone of MCR's utterances is eerily reminiscent of that of soporific radicals of the late 1940s, in the sense that MCR sometimes uses the word "anthropomorphologically" when describing its ultimata. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response. I, not being one of the many self-aggrandizing, frightful kooks of this world, want to make this clear, so that those who do not understand deeper messages embedded within sarcastic irony -- and you know who I'm referring to -- can process my point. MCR's functionaries have already started to dump effluent into creeks, lakes, streams, and rivers. The result: absolute vapidity, pea-brained and treasonous cacophony, lack of personality, monotony, and boredom. For the most part, with that kind of thinking, MCR's "usher in the rule of the Antichrist and the apocalyptic end times" mentality is so pervasive that I feel like I'm going to lie awake at night wondering who its next victim will be. Still, it has been trying for some time to convince people that it is a perpetual victim of injustice. Don't believe its hype! MCR has just been offering that line as a means to dress up its profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism. And for those callow, savage beatniks who want to hide behind the argument that MCR's hirelings are not sniffish, mad hippies, but rather, cruel blasphemous-types, my question is simply this: What's the difference? Whenever someone tells MCR not to kill the messenger and control the message, MCR gets all teary-eyed. My, my; how sad. My heart bleeds for it, it really does. Only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to tell it like it is. But the first step is to acknowledge that I can't follow its pretzel logic. I do, however, know that every time MCR tells its slaves that the Universe belongs to it by right, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question. Take a good, close look at yourself, MCR. What you'll probably find is that you're meddlesome. Isn't it interesting which questions MCR dodges and what tangents it goes off on? Those dodges and tangents make me think that I should note that once you understand MCR's publicity stunts, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting MCR sentence more and more people to poverty, prison, and early death. MCR's flimflams reflect several layers of moral concern for many religions. It's a pity. In the strictest sense, MCR is not as illiterate or loud as you might think. It's more so. Generally speaking, those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to rage, rage against the dying of the light have no right to complain when it and its lackeys spew forth ignorance and prejudice. I would indubitably not have thought it possible that only the assembled and concentrated might of a national passion rearing up in its strength can avoid the extremes of a pessimistic naturalism and an optimistic humanism by combining the truths of both, but it's true. MCR's propositions sound so noble, but in fact, MCR is like a stray pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between MCR and a pigeon is that MCR intends to confuse, disorient, and disunify. That's why I find that some of its choices of words in its doctrines would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "mingy" for "scientificoreligious" and "illaudable" for "roentgenographically." MCR claims that it can walk on water. This is a very unsavory and unconstructive view and moreover, is wrong in many ways. Out of the vast number of devastating evils for which obscene hooligans are directly or indirectly responsible, I shall pick out only a single one which is most in keeping with the inner essence of MCR's discourteous, diabolic imprecations: emotionalism. No amount of opinion or innuendo nor any string of unrelated litanies can change the fact that the point at which you discover that MCR should shift for itself is not only a moment of disenchantment. It is a moment of resolve, a determination that if we let it pollute the great canon of English literature with references to its disorganized off-the-cuff comments, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization. It's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. MCR distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain its current opinions. MCR claims that its recommendations won't be used for political retribution. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in its solutions. Then again, MCR would have us believe that censorship could benefit us. That, of course, is nonsense, total nonsense. But MCR is surrounded by dirty, sinister nitwits who parrot the same nonsense, which is why it claims that newspapers should report only on items it agrees with. I respond that it is more concerned with the social acceptability of an idea than with its truth or falsity. Now the surprising news: I, for one, oppose MCR's plans for the future because they are deceitful. I oppose them because they are insolent. And I oppose them because they will tell everyone else what to do within a short period of time. I don't mean to imply that vandalism, death threats, and slander are typical tactics used by MCR's spokesmen, but it's true, nonetheless. If you read between the lines of MCR's histrionics, you'll honestly find that it has been said that MCR's personal attacks have very little thought behind them and are neither interesting nor amusing. I, in turn, claim that MCR's pleas cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that it is ridiculous to question MCR's cock-and-bull stories. The objection may still be raised that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. At first glance, this sounds almost believable. Yet the following must be borne in mind: Inasmuch as I disagree with MCR's accusations and find its ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet MCR's speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. MCR practically breaks its arm patting itself on the back when it says, "It takes courage to go down into the muddy trenches and implement a flippant parody of justice called "MCR-ism"." As if that were something to be proud of. My current plan is to stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values. Yes, it will draw upon the most powerful fires of Hell to tear that plan asunder, but I've heard of whiney things like Stalinism and mandarinism. But I've also heard of things like nonviolence, higher moralities, and treating all beings as ends in and of themselves -- ideas which its ignorant, unthinking, detestable brain is too small to understand. When I first became aware of MCR's covert invasion into our thought processes, all I could think was how MCR might make my stomach turn sooner or later. What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome? It should be clear by this point that the gloss that MCR's bootlickers put on MCR's belief systems unfortunately does little to increase awareness and understanding of our similarities and differences. The long and short of it is that if we take MCR's fibs to their logical conclusion, we see that in the immediate years ahead, MCR will turn mattoids loose against us good citizens. If the mass news media were actually in the business of covering news rather than molding public attitudes to endorse a complete system of leadership by mobocracy, they would definitely report that one can consecrate one's life to the service of a noble idea or a glorious ideology. MCR, however, is more likely to reopen wounds that seem scarcely healed. MCR decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that it fears, because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility. MCR's beliefs bespeak a spiritual crassness, a materialistic and short-sighted stupidity that will pooh-pooh the reams of solid evidence pointing to the existence and operation of a chauvinistic coterie of terrorism in a matter of days. (Read as: one loses count of the number of times MCR has tried to pilfer the national treasure.) Narcissism, as a social philosophy, is crafty. There, my ranting is finished.
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05-20-2003, 09:54:37: Kevin What is up?
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05-20-2003, 10:45:39: OF THE MOON. As I propose to treat of the nature of the moon, it is necessary that first I should describe the perspective of mirrors, whether plane, concave or convex; and first what is meant by a luminous ray, and how it is refracted by various kinds of media; then, when a reflected ray is most powerful, whether when the angle of incidence is acute, right, or obtuse, or from a convex, a plane, or a concave surface; or from an opaque or a transparent body. Besides this, how it is that the solar rays which fall on the waves of the sea, are seen by the eye of the same width at the angle nearest to the eye, as at the highest line of the waves on the horizon; but notwithstanding this the solar rays reflected from the waves of the sea assume the pyramidal form and consequently, at each degree of distance increase proportionally in size, although to our sight, they appear as parallel. 1st. Nothing that has very little weight is opaque. 2dly. Nothing that is excessively weighty can remain beneath that which is heavier. 3dly. As to whether the moon is situated in the centre of its elements or not. And, if it has no proper place of its own, like the earth, in the midst of its elements, why does it not fall to the centre of our elements? [Footnote 26: The problem here propounded by Leonardo was not satisfactorily answered till Newton in 1682 formulated the law of universal attraction and gravitation. Compare No. 902, lines 5-15.] And, if the moon is not in the centre of its own elements and yet does not fall, it must then be lighter than any other element. And, if the moon is lighter than the other elements why is it opaque and not transparent? When objects of various sizes, being placed at various distances, look of equal size, there must be the same relative proportion in the distances as in the magnitudes of the objects. [Footnote: In the diagram Leonardo wrote _sole_ at the place marked _A_.] 893. OF THE MOON AND WHETHER IT IS POLISHED AND SPHERICAL. The image of the sun in the moon is powerfully luminous, and is only on a small portion of its surface. And the proof may be seen by taking a ball of burnished gold and placing it in the dark with a light at some distance from it; and then, although it will illuminate about half of the ball, the eye will perceive its reflection only in a small part of its surface, and all the rest of the surface reflects the darkness which surrounds it; so that it is only in that spot that the image of the light is seen, and all the rest remains invisible, the eye being at a distance from the ball. The same thing would happen on the surface of the moon if it were polished, lustrous and opaque, like all bodies with a reflecting surface. Show how, if you were standing on the moon or on a star, our earth would seem to reflect the sun as the moon does. And show that the image of the sun in the sea cannot appear one and undivided, as it appears in a perfectly plane mirror. 894. How shadows are lost at great distances, as is shown by the shadow side of the moon which is never seen. [Footnote: Compare also Vol. I, Nos. 175-179.] 895. Either the moon has intrinsic luminosity or not. If it has, why does it not shine without the aid of the sun? But if it has not any light in itself it must of necessity be a spherical mirror; and if it is a mirror, is it not proved in Perspective that the image of a luminous object will never be equal to the extent of surface of the reflecting body that it illuminates? And if it be thus [Footnote 13: At A, in the diagram, Leonardo wrote "_sole_" (the sun), and at B "_luna o noi terra_" (the moon or our earth). Compare also the text of No. 876.], as is here shown at _r s_ in the figure, whence comes so great an extent of radiance as that of the full moon as we see it, at the fifteenth day of the moon? 896. OF THE MOON. The moon has no light in itself; but so much of it as faces the sun is illuminated, and of that illumined portion we see so much as faces the earth. And the moon's night receives just as much light as is lent it by our waters as they reflect the image of the sun, which is mirrored in all those waters which are on the side towards the sun. The outside or surface of the waters forming the seas of the moon and of the seas of our globe is always ruffled little or much, or more or less--and this roughness causes an extension of the numberless images of the sun which are repeated in the ridges and hollows, the sides and fronts of the innumerable waves; that is to say in as many different spots on each wave as our eyes find different positions to view them from. This could not happen, if the aqueous sphere which covers a great part of the moon were uniformly spherical, for then the images of the sun would be one to each spectator, and its reflections would be separate and independent and its radiance would always appear circular; as is plainly to be seen in the gilt balls placed on the tops of high buildings. But if those gilt balls were rugged or composed of several little balls, like mulberries, which are a black fruit composed of minute round globules, then each portion of these little balls, when seen in the sun, would display to the eye the lustre resulting from the reflection of the sun, and thus, in one and the same body many tiny suns would be seen; and these often combine at a long distance and appear as one. The lustre of the new moon is brighter and stronger, than when the moon is full; and the reason of this is that the angle of incidence is more obtuse in the new than in the full moon, in which the angles [of incidence and reflection] are highly acute. The waves of the moon therefore mirror the sun in the hollows of the waves as well as on the ridges, and the sides remain in shadow. But at the sides of the moon the hollows of the waves do not catch the sunlight, but only their crests; and thus the images are fewer and more mixed up with the shadows in the hollows; and this intermingling of the shaded and illuminated spots comes to the eye with a mitigated splendour, so that the edges will be darker, because the curves of the sides of the waves are insufficient to reflect to the eye the rays that fall upon them. Now the new moon naturally reflects the solar rays more directly towards the eye from the crests of the waves than from any other part, as is shown by the form of the moon, whose rays a strike the waves _b_ and are reflected in the line _b d_, the eye being situated at _d_. This cannot happen at the full moon, when the solar rays, being in the west, fall on the extreme waters of the moon to the East from _n_ to _m_, and are not reflected to the eye in the West, but are thrown back eastwards, with but slight deflection from the straight course of the solar ray; and thus the angle of incidence is very wide indeed. The moon is an opaque and solid body and if, on the contrary, it were transparent, it would not receive the light of the sun. The yellow or yolk of an egg remains in the middle of the albumen, without moving on either side; now it is either lighter or heavier than this albumen, or equal to it; if it is lighter, it ought to rise above all the albumen and stop in contact with the shell of the egg; and if it is heavier, it ought to sink, and if it is equal, it might just as well be at one of the ends, as in the middle or below.
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05-28-2003, 06:22:21: hi there. I just found this page through Yikes, which is a very interesting site with many pictures and links to more sites as creative as yikes. it's always exciting for me to get to the site like here. I just wanna say hello to you. take care. Jin from Seoul, Korea.
05-28-2003, 06:25:34: hi there. I just found this page through Yikes, which is a very interesting site with many pictures and links to more sites as creative as yikes. it's always exciting for me to get to the site like here. I just wanna say hello to you. take care. Jin from Seoul, Korea.
05-28-2003, 06:29:11: hi there. I just found this page through Yikes, which is a very interesting site with many pictures and links to more sites as creative as yikes. it's always exciting for me to get to the site like here. I just wanna say hello to you. take care. Jin from Seoul, Korea.
05-28-2003, 07:41:27: The Aliens Are Coming
05-28-2003, 07:42:15: The Aliens Are Coming
05-28-2003, 08:57:32: hello
05-28-2003, 10:48:58: hello from australia
05-28-2003, 14:04:27: do you ever respond
05-28-2003, 14:11:34: Hello. I like the pie you have here.
05-28-2003, 16:07:53: heyhey vicki poopadoodle do
05-28-2003, 16:08:21: heyhey vicki poopadoodle do
05-29-2003, 02:32:04: Hello, How are you?
05-29-2003, 09:00:21: Rob Hansen is a pantaloon wearing skunk.
05-29-2003, 09:25:09: joe brown sucks
05-29-2003, 09:37:14: Hi!
05-29-2003, 10:15:03: Rob Hansen is a self guided underwear missile operator.
05-29-2003, 10:48:58: lick my crack
05-29-2003, 12:51:50: je m'appelle judikael et je suis bavarois
05-29-2003, 12:52:35: je m'appelle judikael et je suis bavarois
05-29-2003, 13:09:25: Rob Hansen is a ticklish porta-potty.
05-29-2003, 13:21:04: blah blah blah
05-29-2003, 16:26:51: What is for lunch tomorrow
05-29-2003, 18:10:59: Rob Hansen is a frog fondler.
05-29-2003, 18:59:55: I can't wait to wax my genitals. Sure do hope the boss doesn't catch me in his chair while he's gone. Ahhhhh, what does he care, he can always be born-again and everything will be okay.
05-29-2003, 19:03:37: I'd like to leave a message for Jerry Garcia... What the hell was all that back there in the sixties? I'm scarred for life... Sign me, Mushroom Oliver Twidner
05-29-2003, 19:28:24: bla
05-29-2003, 21:35:29: Hi there
05-30-2003, 02:46:35: welcome to the sex and the city Hong Kong
05-30-2003, 04:21:46: Hey guys or gays get some work done, come on get your fingers out of your butts and get some elbow grease into it, stop tossing off walking past this machine you can all cum later at home with your partners or right-hand men
05-30-2003, 05:24:09: Hey Dude!
05-30-2003, 05:24:42: Man Rap Sucks eh?
05-30-2003, 05:24:58: Talk To You Later Man
05-30-2003, 06:02:18: Rob Hansen is a amorous meat thermometer.
05-30-2003, 07:52:10: hola
05-30-2003, 07:54:53: Haappy
05-30-2003, 09:59:34: hello
05-30-2003, 17:27:57: Rob Hansen is a ditzy balloon breaker.
05-30-2003, 19:22:49: zzxvks
05-30-2003, 19:28:32: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such talking machines as the Troymanator, and, It Came from the Garage.
05-30-2003, 21:55:58: oh, threadbare posture of the winds, whisper the secrets of the lottery to me! aaaaak!
05-30-2003, 23:05:43: hi how r u
05-30-2003, 23:16:33: hi how are you
05-31-2003, 01:33:54: zoe is a goofball
05-31-2003, 10:42:08: Rob Hansen is a undead bowel obstruction.
05-31-2003, 10:42:49: goof is a zoeball
05-31-2003, 12:47:20: Hello there
05-31-2003, 21:11:28: HI I hope you enjoy hearing me type I live in Santa Rosa - so thats really not that far from San Francisco
05-31-2003, 21:57:29: saturate
06-01-2003, 09:20:01: Rob Hansen is a geosynchronous dweeb.
06-01-2003, 10:29:25: What's up yo!!!!!!!!
06-01-2003, 11:42:52: hello
06-01-2003, 11:43:58: hello
06-01-2003, 13:42:18: Greetings, Rob. How does this actually work?
06-01-2003, 20:13:37: Good Evening Children of the Corn! Greetings From further South. no, not hades. Los Angeles. This is just your freindly californian comp geek paying homage to the geniuses of the web... ohmmmmm... ohmmmmm... not worty... ohmmmm
06-02-2003, 08:31:38: Rob Hansen is a frilly panty recycler.
06-02-2003, 13:04:45: hy, are you there?
06-02-2003, 13:13:59: What's shaken, bacon?
06-02-2003, 13:26:24: hello
06-02-2003, 13:39:47: Rob Hansen is a shrew like sewage eater.
06-02-2003, 18:30:18: Hi there
06-03-2003, 06:09:52: anand
06-03-2003, 10:00:09: Fucking Nigger Cunt !
06-03-2003, 17:33:59: Rob Hansen is a bombastic wart masseuse.
06-03-2003, 23:06:02: I ! This is Bin Laden speaking. There is a bomb in your office and it is not a joke. Dont waist your time trying to escape. Soon there will be every where. Not only from me but also from all nations worldwide. The hole world have enough of poor american culture and arrogancy. I realy feel sorry for those who died on september 11th but hey, your nation got what it diserved. Cheers
06-03-2003, 23:30:28: Help, i'm trapped in here with no where to go!
06-04-2003, 11:07:01: is anyone there?
06-04-2003, 12:47:11: hello me
06-04-2003, 13:28:07: This may be cool if it really works? hmmm
06-04-2003, 20:15:19: Hey you guys do you want to smoke some mary jew anna
06-05-2003, 08:42:22: Rob Hansen is a used urinal cake taste tester.
06-05-2003, 09:40:10: Hello, ken
06-05-2003, 09:58:54: Hello there how are you
06-05-2003, 11:05:29: Hi i'm jason, im a joker carla is a penguin
06-05-2003, 13:49:37: I am bored.
06-05-2003, 13:50:27: I am bored.
06-05-2003, 14:05:45: a webcam would be really neat so we could see if you are there. not much point in talking to an empty room is there? Though is the room really empty if we can't observe it? Are you like schroedingers cat? Perpetually stuck in two phases?
06-05-2003, 15:38:29: Guerillas have testicles the size of baseballs........so they tell me
06-05-2003, 17:11:17: Rob Hansen is a twinkie loving mama's boy.
06-05-2003, 21:00:24:
06-05-2003, 21:01:09:
06-06-2003, 19:30:42: chalala chalala
06-07-2003, 04:25:23: Turn the volume up so I can listen too!
06-07-2003, 07:50:21: Ok? Is this for real?
06-07-2003, 07:52:56: Cluck! CLuck! Mooo! Mooo! Yeeeeehaaaaaa!!!!
06-07-2003, 08:36:30: This is fucking nuts!!!
06-07-2003, 10:19:42: Interested in gaming in Livermore today?
06-07-2003, 10:52:54: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting!
06-07-2003, 11:15:41: Hi Bob.Donald her.Graduate from high school tomorrow...yeah!
06-07-2003, 11:24:28: Hi Bob.Donald her.Graduate from high school tomorrow...yeah!
06-07-2003, 11:41:49: DEXTER
06-07-2003, 16:51:34: I hate work.
06-07-2003, 16:53:10: hello
06-07-2003, 17:08:12: i like poop an penguinas
06-07-2003, 17:12:31: Wow - this is pretty cool. I wonder if you really can hear me and if it's annoying.
06-07-2003, 17:27:05: butt
06-07-2003, 18:05:01: Rob Hansen is a painfully ishy plaything.
06-08-2003, 05:43:39: i love you pammy boo
06-08-2003, 05:44:26: i love cock
06-08-2003, 09:07:48: Hello
06-08-2003, 09:08:54: I have butt crust stuck between my teeth.
06-08-2003, 11:09:54: skecher
06-08-2003, 11:10:12: skecher
06-08-2003, 14:36:08: All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray I've been for a walk on a winter's day I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A. California dreamin' on such a winter's day Stopped in to a church I passed along the way Well I got down on my knees and I pretend to pray You know the preacher liked the cold He knows I'm gonna stay California dreamin' on such a winter's day ------ flute ------ All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray I've been for a walk on a winter's day If I didn't tell her I could leave today California dreamin' on such a winter's day California dreamin' on such a winter's day California dreamin' on such a winter's day
06-08-2003, 14:42:06: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself, 'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell' Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year, you can find it here Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine' He said,'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine' And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place Such a lovely face They livin' it up at the Hotel California What a nice surprise, bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device' And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the feast The stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before 'Relax,'said the night man, We are programmed to receive. You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave!
06-08-2003, 14:45:03: I caught you knockin' at my cellar door I love you, baby, can I have some more Ooh, ooh, the damage done. I hit the city and I lost my band I watched the needle take another man Gone, gone, the damage done. I sing the song because I love the man I know that some of you don't understand Milk-blood to keep from running out. I've seen the needle and the damage done A little part of it in everyone But every junkie's like a settin' sun
06-08-2003, 14:53:32: I caught you knockin' at my cellar door I love you, baby, can I have some more Ooh, ooh, the damage done. I hit the city and I lost my band I watched the needle take another man Gone, gone, the damage done. I sing the song because I love the man I know that some of you don't understand Milk-blood to keep from running out. I've seen the needle and the damage done A little part of it in everyone But every junkie's like a settin' sun
06-08-2003, 14:53:57: I'm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind Well she's got baggage and it's all the emotional kind She talks about closure and that validation bit I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that shit Oh man she's got issues And I'm gonna pay She thinks she's the victim Yeah Now I know she'll feel abandoned If I don't stay over late And I know she's afraid to commit But it's only our second date Oh man she's got issues And I'm gonna pay She thinks she's the victim But she takes it all out on me I don't know why you're messed up I don't know why your whole life is a chore Just do me a favor And check your baggage at the door Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don't mind But when she calls out his name in bed That's where I draw the line You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's gone But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy When we're gettin' it on Oh man she's got issues And I'm gonna pay She's playing the victim And taking it all out on me My god she's got issues And I'm gonna pay If you think I'm controlling Then why do you follow me around If you're not co-dependent Then why do you let others drag you down I don't know why you're messed up I don't know why your whole life is a chore
06-08-2003, 17:11:02: Rob Hansen is a bat guano enthusiast.
06-08-2003, 18:51:19: yo
06-09-2003, 02:44:05: Legend rocks!!
06-09-2003, 02:44:27: It rocks!!
06-09-2003, 10:15:59: Rob Hansen is a disgustingly dirty outhouse refurbisher.
06-09-2003, 11:21:31: poop
06-09-2003, 13:31:29: Greetings All, please have a good day
06-09-2003, 15:36:19: Your mamas breath has the odiferous viscosity of an unlicked postcard stamp.
06-09-2003, 20:07:33: You suck Dick
06-09-2003, 22:59:26: Helooooooo
06-10-2003, 00:22:25: michelle
06-10-2003, 02:16:27: hallo robert und daniel
06-10-2003, 03:08:08: casa
06-10-2003, 08:37:09: misses hughes
06-10-2003, 10:26:04: Rob Hansen is an abandoned pooper-scooper.
06-10-2003, 10:33:23: hey
06-11-2003, 04:24:47: Hi
06-11-2003, 20:23:57: A Little less conversation, a little more action!
06-12-2003, 09:45:43: Rob Hansen is a premature sufferer of geriatric profanity disorder.
06-12-2003, 10:05:31: linda you bob are getting it on tonight
06-12-2003, 11:50:02: Why yes that set of carbonized pickles belongs to the pope, why do you ask?
06-12-2003, 12:02:39: k
06-12-2003, 12:03:28: i am so stupid help me with my mental problems.
06-12-2003, 16:15:56: *Helps with mental problems* There! Be free like the wind carrying away the stench of old man fart and Canadian rugby players.
06-13-2003, 01:40:00: hello
06-13-2003, 04:33:52: Hello andrew , its jimmy from super cuts
06-13-2003, 05:53:03: how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop
06-13-2003, 05:53:42: how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop
06-13-2003, 10:02:45: shut up
06-13-2003, 10:03:36: why did you take the car mum
06-13-2003, 11:05:25: waleed
06-13-2003, 11:41:45: you are a sweet pumkin filled with spazzzzzzzz
06-13-2003, 16:26:07: test
06-14-2003, 00:09:24: I want to download talking machine
06-14-2003, 00:11:43: I want to download talking machine
06-14-2003, 10:41:20: hello to the world
06-14-2003, 10:41:51: hello to the world
06-14-2003, 13:29:50: Goodbye cruel world, I won't miss you atoll.
06-14-2003, 13:46:53: Do yourself a favour and watch Miami Vice.
06-14-2003, 16:27:07: wir mssen wissen, wir werden wissen
06-14-2003, 23:24:12: hi
06-15-2003, 01:00:36: angus is the best
06-15-2003, 07:24:47: ROBOT
06-15-2003, 08:01:39: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting!
06-15-2003, 16:52:12: HI
06-15-2003, 17:35:31: It would help if I could see you.
06-15-2003, 17:38:10: good bye crewl world
06-15-2003, 19:36:10: hey fucker
06-15-2003, 19:37:49: this is so cool
06-15-2003, 22:36:23: yeah man
06-16-2003, 12:03:27: Rob Hansen is a yak yanker.
06-16-2003, 12:04:00: Everything sucks.
06-16-2003, 12:46:12: word up
06-16-2003, 13:05:33: You're still working while there is sunlight outside? You are getting older every day, you could die at any moment, so enjoy life and quit your job. Courtesy of Duncan Ahkmed.
06-16-2003, 15:32:03: To be or not to be, that is the root of four bee squared.
06-16-2003, 15:33:50: I was born ready.
06-16-2003, 15:57:53: Rob Hansen is a misappropriated peanut allergy.
06-16-2003, 19:58:14: I like good times
06-16-2003, 20:21:19: hello
06-17-2003, 02:44:24: Tidal energy is created by building a dam across a tidal bay. The best sites for this dam is where the bay has a narow opening, reducing the length of the dam, therefore the cost. Along the dam, gates and turbins are built. (4) When the water rises on the different sides of the barrage, the gates are opened. This creates a hydrostatic head that causes water to flow through the turbines, turning gigantic electric generators to make electricity. (4)Yet this form of creating electricity hasn't become popular unitl just recently. The amount of tidal energy produced depends over a lunar cycle. (3) Twice-monthly spring tides result in increased tidal energy, while tidal currents are weaker during the intervening neap tide periods. Tidal energ plants produce lots of enrgy "arround 3000 gigawats of energy to be exact".Yet only about 2% or 60 gigawats can be recovered for electricity generation
06-17-2003, 04:10:26: what are you on about?
06-17-2003, 04:13:13: will you work this time?
06-17-2003, 08:04:17: crap
06-17-2003, 08:04:50: crap
06-17-2003, 08:05:33:
06-17-2003, 08:30:07: how do you rob a bank
06-17-2003, 09:10:48: Hi! My name is Liss Anders.
06-17-2003, 11:41:52: Rob Hansen is a door to door pudding thief.
06-17-2003, 15:37:24: Hi from the deep South
06-17-2003, 15:55:14: I love you matthew
06-17-2003, 15:55:37: I love you matthew
06-17-2003, 18:47:22: Brandon is Gay
06-17-2003, 19:37:29: Wee Willy Wonka went willow whipping.
06-17-2003, 19:43:25: poppa can you hear me?
06-18-2003, 09:23:22: Rob Hansen is a ridiculous conceited plunger.
06-18-2003, 14:19:11: hi
06-18-2003, 17:50:24: blow me
06-18-2003, 17:51:46: konbanwa mother fucker
06-18-2003, 23:20:59: Howdy folks
06-19-2003, 01:18:37: Freezing cold today, temperatures reaching as low as minus twenty three
06-19-2003, 03:07:30: hi anna
06-19-2003, 04:44:00: I am Ironman!
06-19-2003, 04:45:33: I am Ironman!
06-19-2003, 04:46:58: i am ironman.
06-19-2003, 05:43:31: bollocks
06-19-2003, 09:59:14:
06-19-2003, 10:01:33: i am ironman
06-19-2003, 10:01:47: i am ironman
06-19-2003, 10:01:55: i am ironman
06-19-2003, 10:02:47: i am ironman
06-19-2003, 11:59:47: Rob Hansen is a barnacle encrusted toilet plug.
06-19-2003, 16:04:27: hi
06-19-2003, 16:04:29: hi
06-19-2003, 18:24:54: hello
06-19-2003, 19:56:58: suck my cock
06-20-2003, 09:06:29: Rob Hansen is a angry chicken plucker.
06-20-2003, 09:28:14: peggy, stop fooling around and go do work
06-20-2003, 09:28:41: hi!
06-20-2003, 09:28:55: HI
06-20-2003, 09:29:01: HI
06-20-2003, 09:32:20: Hello there
06-20-2003, 09:32:29: Hello there
06-20-2003, 09:32:45: Hello there
06-20-2003, 09:33:01: Hello there
06-20-2003, 11:14:06: dddd
06-20-2003, 16:45:27: hey jennifer, this is vince, collin to see whats up. I'm bored. Well any ways, call me back later i guess.
06-20-2003, 16:46:07: woops wrong box rob sorry
06-21-2003, 06:44:30: vorrei sognare
06-21-2003, 10:21:50: boo!
06-21-2003, 10:22:26: helloooooo from the east coast!
06-21-2003, 17:42:28: i hate everything
06-21-2003, 21:11:20: Hi. I am Lindsey. I wish to be strange, but can think of nothing extraordinarily unusual to say. Maybe later.
06-21-2003, 23:51:21: I like this idea of ATM
06-22-2003, 02:27:17: Hello, do you here?
06-22-2003, 04:55:03: im very horney
06-22-2003, 08:46:02: Frankie you have a large tail
06-22-2003, 11:00:55: I love you Maria
06-22-2003, 11:17:37: collateral damage equals terrorism
06-22-2003, 20:09:22: peter piper picked a pile of pickled peppers
06-23-2003, 08:19:47: hello i love you
06-23-2003, 08:20:58: hello i love you
06-23-2003, 08:21:08: hello i love you
06-23-2003, 08:43:23: Playback
06-23-2003, 09:09:42: Hi Hans, I was searching for a guy named Rob Hansen who lived in Oegstgeest, The Netherlands. I presume this isn't the right person, is it?
06-23-2003, 11:10:43: nowok now day day
06-23-2003, 11:54:43: justin is gay
06-23-2003, 11:55:14: justin is gay
06-23-2003, 15:23:39: Hello
06-23-2003, 15:24:51: 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06-23-2003, 17:39:39: hello
06-23-2003, 17:40:19: HELLO THERE, HOW IS EVERYTHING. ARE YOU GUYS STILL WORKING? IF YOU GUYS ARE NOT WORKING...THEN WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR...GET TO WORK...ANDALE ANDALE ANDALE...ARRIBA ARRIBA ARRIBA :)
06-23-2003, 19:32:19: i hate everything
06-23-2003, 21:21:43: can anybody hear me?
06-24-2003, 04:09:33: Visit my website, www.bitstop.ca to see fantastic pictures of scenery.....icebergs!!!
06-24-2003, 06:48:54: Hej
06-24-2003, 06:49:45: hello my name is john
06-24-2003, 14:11:34: Have a great day!
06-24-2003, 14:20:10: Hello, I'm the one who just typed the Have a great day then I went and read some of the things that people have said to you lately and this is for the people who said nasty things in your office........."GET A LIFE", Everyone else have a great day!
06-24-2003, 14:44:25: beware the revolt of the raccoons!
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06-25-2003, 07:26:46: hello, how are you
06-25-2003, 07:27:26: hello, how are you
06-25-2003, 08:10:27: i hate everything
06-25-2003, 09:20:32: Where am I?
06-25-2003, 10:27:50: This should be somewhat disturbing!
06-25-2003, 15:42:19: i hate everything
06-25-2003, 17:05:30: Hi, you've missed me, so leave me a messege and ill get back to you! thanks.
06-25-2003, 20:47:46: We want you to talk.
06-25-2003, 20:48:17: We want you to talk.
06-25-2003, 21:43:06: Just a reminder!!!! Everyone who graduated from Dougherty High with the class of 1994 need to get in touch with Eulanda (Me-Me) Frazier at 229-639-0713 so that we may have your information for the class reunion. If there are any people who know someone who graduated with this class please feel free to call and give us there information.
06-26-2003, 01:04:42: get stuffed
06-26-2003, 08:26:04: i hate everything
06-26-2003, 08:26:10: This the million monkies typing on usenet experiment?
06-26-2003, 10:33:08: Rob Hansen is a rancid planters wart.
06-26-2003, 13:31:12: yes have some
06-26-2003, 13:31:43: yes have some
06-26-2003, 13:41:51: hi there fucking idiot
06-26-2003, 13:42:08: hi there fucking idiot
06-26-2003, 13:42:25: hi there fucking idiot
06-26-2003, 13:42:55: hi there fucking idiot
06-26-2003, 13:43:16: hi there
06-26-2003, 14:26:19: hello
06-26-2003, 18:38:35: your a fucking mother fucking bitch april get a mother fucking life and pay what you needd to bitch
06-26-2003, 18:49:32: Shut up Gwedolyn yu poopy head
06-27-2003, 01:40:30: wha ?
06-27-2003, 02:00:42: hello
06-27-2003, 02:01:05: hello how are you
06-27-2003, 15:34:07: Sum 41 Rules KORN SUCKS
06-27-2003, 16:07:21: what is up
06-27-2003, 16:12:46: what is up
06-27-2003, 19:30:49: hi
06-27-2003, 20:50:12: the black knight always triumphs
06-27-2003, 22:36:12: hi this is john is darcie there please
06-28-2003, 02:37:23: Rob you suck
06-28-2003, 04:23:08: whore
06-28-2003, 07:23:37: mike
06-28-2003, 07:23:57: lalalalal
06-28-2003, 09:51:24: Testing testing... Okay, this Automatic Talking Machine will self-destruct in 5 4 3 2 1
06-28-2003, 14:00:01: How r u today?
06-29-2003, 06:05:05: hello how are you doing?
06-29-2003, 06:05:44: hello how are you doing?
06-29-2003, 06:06:09: whats your name
06-29-2003, 11:39:48: Auel
06-29-2003, 14:06:57: i hate everything
06-29-2003, 20:02:34: Please leave a message
06-30-2003, 02:04:46: Hey
06-30-2003, 09:10:11: Rob Hansen is a rhubarb smocked voyeur.
06-30-2003, 09:48:10: hello
06-30-2003, 09:48:34: hello
06-30-2003, 09:48:58: hello this is
06-30-2003, 11:44:04: Hello. Being South African is not always a good thing. For instance, this damn country has no Starbucks. Not one. Now, okay, Im not a fan of globalization and all that - but geez - why did I have to be born in a frikkin country that doesnt know what decent coffee tastes like..
06-30-2003, 11:51:54: there every where captain
06-30-2003, 13:29:09: this is bullshit, right?
06-30-2003, 13:32:15: nnbbnv
06-30-2003, 13:46:11: hi
06-30-2003, 14:42:15: c ninety one point three
06-30-2003, 14:43:06: c ninety one point three
06-30-2003, 16:09:31: Rob Hansen is an electric vacuum molester.
06-30-2003, 19:07:17: fuck you
06-30-2003, 20:57:53: Hey Rob, do you know of any cheap, but good, speech recognition software?
07-01-2003, 10:06:43: hey much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
07-01-2003, 11:10:22: My office smells like gorilla sweat!
07-01-2003, 12:31:38: Can you imagine the horror of being abducted by a giant pickle? And dragged off somewhere? What would a giant pickle do with someone? Where would it take someone? Where would a giant talking pickle come from anyway? What sort of biology would a giant talking pickle have to have to be able to talk, walk, and abduct people? Would it be self-aware? Would a giant talking pickle have a conscience? Or a religion or morals? Where would it buy clothing? Would it be a snappy dresser? Would it buy any dry clean only clothing? If it did would it take it to a one hour dry cleaners or just use one of those home dry cleaning kits? Would it ever think about eating another smaller regular pickle, perhaps of the dill variety? Would it talk with a lisp? Would it need to shave? What are the ramifications of a sentient pickle with a penchant for human abduction?
07-01-2003, 14:21:29: school crossing
07-01-2003, 16:48:42: hi men
07-01-2003, 17:38:17: what's happening in the great state of California????
07-02-2003, 04:30:43: Aaaarrrgghhh!!! Can someone turn that light off?
07-02-2003, 05:41:45: Hi
07-02-2003, 06:07:51: Hoe gaan dit?
07-02-2003, 07:27:49: I just wondered if this site was for real
07-02-2003, 10:18:18: Rob Hansen is a leering unlearned dwarf smacker.
07-02-2003, 12:09:33: My cousin had his nipple bitten off by a beaver.
07-02-2003, 14:42:45: hi this is ellies voicemail
07-02-2003, 14:43:17: hi this is ellies voicemail
07-02-2003, 15:08:40: Hello, my name is Richard
07-02-2003, 15:24:41: Hello Kim
07-02-2003, 15:25:35: Hello Kim
07-02-2003, 15:26:00: Hello Kim
07-02-2003, 19:36:14: I wish we couled hear this too....
07-02-2003, 19:45:54: My athlete's foot has been with me for four years. Is that a problem ?
07-02-2003, 19:50:58: uuuuuuuuh. My pentium needs a goooooood scratch
07-03-2003, 00:38:34: Good morning from sunny south africa. How are you all ?
07-03-2003, 03:34:16: phil is a prick
07-03-2003, 03:35:41: phil is a prick
07-03-2003, 03:58:13: hell
07-03-2003, 04:23:38: I am fully operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly
07-03-2003, 05:29:53: hi
07-03-2003, 05:31:07: hi
07-03-2003, 06:42:48: i hate you
07-03-2003, 06:47:55: well hello i fancy phaymie sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much i to shaag her
07-03-2003, 07:20:13: Hello San Francisco, Just happened upon your site while at work in dull eastern england. Have a great day!
07-03-2003, 08:31:02: good day, do you feel optimistic about the tragic events in our easily affected state of mind that dwells on the outer circle revolving around my life?
07-03-2003, 13:57:34: Rob Hansen is a macho moose on steroids.
07-03-2003, 14:30:55: cheetham is a tosser
07-03-2003, 14:32:06: cheetham is a tosser
07-03-2003, 15:28:17: hello Kim
07-03-2003, 15:44:37: nothin
07-03-2003, 22:34:00: I am South African and not at all happy about the fact that Bush is coming to visit us, I do not agree with his policies at all. Ons wil hom nie hier h nie!!
07-04-2003, 03:15:20: Whenever a thought occurs, Be aware of it. As soon as you are aware of it, The attachment to it will lessen. If you remain for a long enough Period less caught on objects, You will naturally become unified. This it the essential art of zazen.
07-04-2003, 09:24:54: Oh my god...you are soooooo cute!
07-04-2003, 09:25:10: My panties are way to tight.
07-04-2003, 11:37:49: hello rob
07-04-2003, 11:59:33: oh yea thats the way i like it big boy harder faster bitch
07-04-2003, 12:04:07: my wife is a fat worthless bitch and i can't stand her anymore i want to kick her right in her fat ass.
07-04-2003, 12:06:57: how do you like those apples motherfucker..... thats what i thought. i think i'll shoot my wad on her face while she's asleep. hehehehehehehehehehehe! that will be a nice little suprise.
07-04-2003, 12:23:08: Hey What up!
07-04-2003, 16:42:14: Duck quackery should be illeagel in Vermont.
07-04-2003, 16:42:39: Extra tubas require the finest stitching.
07-04-2003, 23:10:22: what a friend we have in cheeses brie to the world
07-04-2003, 23:14:16: so many things to express where to start oh god the pressure to be relevent silences the voices in me .flattened pancake poetry allnight dinner of oppression .
07-05-2003, 01:26:39: Hi Rob, Please would be kind of indicating me what is the soft you have used for your automatic talking machine. Yours truly Frdric from France
07-05-2003, 05:23:57: how are you?
07-05-2003, 06:52:25: hello
07-05-2003, 06:52:45: hello
07-05-2003, 09:56:27: Hello yes this is rob go ahead make my day. but first you gotta ask yourself one thing do you feel lucky well punk do ya. thats what i thought chicken shit mother fucker.
07-05-2003, 10:17:30: i hate everything
07-05-2003, 15:41:45: California Love
07-05-2003, 16:23:55: alex fleissig is a fat bitch swing snorter
07-05-2003, 19:23:12: hi judy
07-06-2003, 06:04:28: lets see if this works
07-06-2003, 10:08:43: i nude and i'm thinking about you
07-06-2003, 10:08:45: How old you are
07-06-2003, 10:09:20: i'm jus a wee tiny lill'l ole 73 years young
07-06-2003, 10:49:08: i wonder if this works. hmmm.
07-06-2003, 11:21:39: Fuckin shit
07-06-2003, 11:22:33: hello
07-06-2003, 11:24:50: hey i smell
07-06-2003, 15:02:01: all girls are mean
07-07-2003, 00:46:37: Greetings from Cape Towm, South Africa. Now you need to get a life!! lol
07-07-2003, 08:47:39: John Corbins left the house in a tizzy. Once again his wife was mean, testy, and bitter because he forgot to take his daily does of salamie and chives. Quickly counting to ten, John steeped his anger like so much cheap tea, anyway, there was no time to be angry, he had a secret date with a llama...
07-07-2003, 09:30:01: 10 MB
07-07-2003, 12:39:08: say it with flowers
07-07-2003, 21:28:42: hello
07-07-2003, 21:47:36: DUHH
07-07-2003, 23:50:46: good morning rob
07-08-2003, 05:17:45: lo
07-08-2003, 17:26:05: fuck you
07-08-2003, 17:27:37: say there is no god but allah, and follow islam and you will be sucessfull
07-08-2003, 18:48:32: hi rob
07-08-2003, 19:53:03: Hello, Dave. Dave, why don't you talk to me any more?
07-08-2003, 22:53:20: wow... i'm bored and on the internet. i'm betting that nobody is even there. oh well. bye!
07-09-2003, 03:00:28:
07-09-2003, 04:46:21: about time you guys turn up for work
07-09-2003, 04:55:07: lubie lody
07-09-2003, 04:55:27: lubie lody
07-09-2003, 10:35:41: this is a test
07-09-2003, 12:21:18: Better to be a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and stick!
07-09-2003, 12:51:16: hello all of you. do not be afraid. i repeat: do not be afraid. i am your god and i would like a chocolate. bring it to me. now.
07-09-2003, 12:53:19: ok. i see you don't belive me, so i'll start singing until you bring me some chocolate.
07-09-2003, 12:54:49: aaaaaa lalalalala laaaaa laa a
07-09-2003, 12:55:30: taradiram dam dam du dam
07-09-2003, 14:39:59: Rob Hansen is a ever so smarmy grease ball.
07-09-2003, 16:46:55: This is a Test
07-09-2003, 16:47:34: I want to hear it too
07-09-2003, 17:11:48: sara shoud stop fucking bitching about her damn bug bite and move on with her life....and get some more friends
07-09-2003, 18:01:23: aaahhhh.. oh ohhhh. yess fuck me. com on grab your willy and spank it hard baby... i know your in 2 animal sex, you god dam pervert, u sick muther fucker. i beth you fuckt a dog once, am i right??? vel anyway....i know you`r fucking your rubber doll at the moment so im gonna let you finnish !!!..........hehehehehe.....hahaahha.... you call that a dick ???? oh my god.. i dont even know what you supose 2 do with that little thing. you wanker !!!!.............. a little "hello" from vikki in norway.....
07-10-2003, 05:12:37: Send me a photo so I can see what you look like with your clothes on. Thanks. Babes
07-10-2003, 05:17:49: I am watching you!!!!!!
07-10-2003, 06:47:01: Hello, Where I can find out how to make something like this at my house?
07-10-2003, 08:51:40: Rob Hansen is nasty ear hair.
07-10-2003, 08:53:37: Rob Hansen is a misused dust bunny.
07-10-2003, 08:53:57: Rob Hansen is a self indulgent ketchup neglecter.
07-10-2003, 08:54:17: Rob Hansen is a embarrassed self propelled spittoon.
07-10-2003, 08:54:37: Rob Hansen is a buck toothed donkey hammer.
07-10-2003, 11:07:49: heheheh co tam slychac
07-10-2003, 11:36:43: Rob Hansen is a stink beetle cheerleader.
07-10-2003, 11:37:49: Rob Hansen is a cankerous pustule.
07-10-2003, 11:38:03: Rob Hansen is a toe jam stain.
07-10-2003, 11:38:17: Rob Hansen is a rusty hippo bandit.
07-10-2003, 14:20:18: IS THE GOVERNOR RECALL FOR REAL
07-10-2003, 16:14:03: hello who are you
07-10-2003, 17:09:44: Jesus Christ is the Lord
07-11-2003, 09:14:23: yow yow yow
07-11-2003, 09:49:22: Rob Hansen is aboastful banana eating tramp.
07-11-2003, 09:49:40: Rob Hansen is a high minded cabbage head.
07-11-2003, 09:49:57: Rob Hansen is a dawdling obtuse shoe shiner.
07-11-2003, 15:10:34: Sad, so very sad, why must I be so sad all the time?
07-11-2003, 15:59:10: bitch please
07-11-2003, 16:46:44: Hello everyon. Greetings from England!
07-11-2003, 17:25:14: Hello
07-12-2003, 10:47:41: This is an intresting concept
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07-12-2003, 18:11:41: hi man
07-13-2003, 08:51:36: I lost my butt in San-Fran's disco.
07-13-2003, 16:07:04: hi harry
07-13-2003, 20:37:54: Heello I aam Ahnold I aam tee terminaatoor
07-13-2003, 21:15:09: fah-q!
07-13-2003, 21:16:42: Don't use THAT crystal drain opener!
07-13-2003, 21:17:19: Ancient Chinese secret?
07-14-2003, 05:47:21: Hoe lees die ding Afrikaans al die pad van Suid Afrika.
07-14-2003, 08:17:51: hi max
07-14-2003, 10:40:21: hello
07-14-2003, 10:47:57: Rob Hansen is an ill mannered impish drifter.
07-14-2003, 10:48:28: Rob Hansen is a hat wearing silly fruiter.
07-14-2003, 10:48:57: Rob Hansen is a childish circus trained peanut sweeper.
07-14-2003, 12:51:58: Rob Hansen is a peruvian scab collector.
07-14-2003, 17:13:04: Hello, this is interesting!
07-14-2003, 22:09:21: no it isn't dumb girl
07-15-2003, 10:23:03: cheat
07-15-2003, 12:25:35: all girls are silly and were hats made of cheese
07-15-2003, 12:53:06: dupa
07-15-2003, 15:52:57: mom
07-15-2003, 16:48:45: will you work
07-15-2003, 16:50:03: will you work
07-15-2003, 16:51:39: why won't you work
07-15-2003, 18:01:06: Hi Dave
07-15-2003, 18:16:03: I especially enjoy the company of disgruntled goats.
07-15-2003, 18:16:28: Never wash your feet in a dishwashing machine.
07-15-2003, 18:16:40: Never tell a penguin with a wicked overbite that youre a super genius.
07-15-2003, 19:30:31: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting!
07-15-2003, 19:48:31: hello balls
07-15-2003, 20:24:52: hi there
07-15-2003, 20:25:08: hi there
07-16-2003, 03:08:04: I like eggs. Like those movies about eggs. Those egg movies. They're my favorite kind of movie. Well, they're not really about eggs, but they have eggs in them. Like CHUD. That movie had eggs in it. And Seven. That's another egg movie. You should visit the Internet Egg Movie Database. Its got stuff about every movie that's ever had eggs in it.
07-16-2003, 05:40:32: brackish
07-16-2003, 05:41:54: Rob, you suck ass!
07-16-2003, 10:09:08: hello
07-16-2003, 12:13:52: hi
07-16-2003, 12:14:13: hello
07-16-2003, 18:05:41: Rob Hansen is a sycophantic floor polisher.
07-16-2003, 18:10:57: Rob Hansen is a tree hugging industrialist.
07-16-2003, 18:11:13: Rob Hansen is a zero toed sloth.
07-16-2003, 18:11:27: Rob Hansen is a pimple with extra pus.
07-17-2003, 08:18:17: fart
07-17-2003, 08:24:35: 'IS there anybody there?' said the Traveller, Knocking on the moonlit door; And his horse in the silence champed the grasses Of the forest's ferny floor. And a bird flew up out of the turret, Above the Traveller's head: And he smote upon the door again a second time; 'Is there anybody there?' he said. But no one descended to the Traveller; No head from the leaf-fringed sill Leaned over and looked into his grey eyes, Where he stood perplexed and still. But only a host of phantom listeners That dwelt in the lone house then Stood listening in the quiet of the moonlight To that voice from the world of men: Stood thronging the faint moonbeams on the dark stair, That goes down to the empty hall, Hearkening in an air stirred and shaken By the lonely Traveller's call. And he felt in his heart their strangeness, Their stillness answering his cry, While his horse moved, cropping the dark turf, 'Neath the starred and leafy sky; For he suddenly smote on the door, even Louder, and lifted his head: 'Tell them I came, and no one answered, That I kept my word,' he said. Never the least stir made the listeners, Though every word he spake Fell echoing through the shadowiness of the still house From the one man left awake: Ay, they heard his foot upon the stirrup, And the sound of iron on stone, And how the silence surged softly backward, When the plunging hoofs were gone.
07-17-2003, 08:24:59: 'IS there anybody there?' said the Traveller, Knocking on the moonlit door; And his horse in the silence champed the grasses Of the forest's ferny floor. And a bird flew up out of the turret, Above the Traveller's head: And he smote upon the door again a second time; 'Is there anybody there?' he said. But no one descended to the Traveller; No head from the leaf-fringed sill Leaned over and looked into his grey eyes, Where he stood perplexed and still. But only a host of phantom listeners That dwelt in the lone house then Stood listening in the quiet of the moonlight To that voice from the world of men: Stood thronging the faint moonbeams on the dark stair, That goes down to the empty hall, Hearkening in an air stirred and shaken By the lonely Traveller's call. And he felt in his heart their strangeness, Their stillness answering his cry, While his horse moved, cropping the dark turf, 'Neath the starred and leafy sky; For he suddenly smote on the door, even Louder, and lifted his head: 'Tell them I came, and no one answered, That I kept my word,' he said. Never the least stir made the listeners, Though every word he spake Fell echoing through the shadowiness of the still house From the one man left awake: Ay, they heard his foot upon the stirrup, And the sound of iron on stone, And how the silence surged softly backward, When the plunging hoofs were gone.
07-17-2003, 11:14:19: hello
07-17-2003, 11:38:10: hello how are you
07-17-2003, 13:09:34: hello
07-17-2003, 13:11:32: im worried that the fact federation against copyright control will catch up with me and arrest me,, what do you think
07-17-2003, 13:33:53: hey handsome
07-17-2003, 18:08:33: hey
07-17-2003, 23:33:06: hello how are you
07-18-2003, 08:17:59: this is getting un-needlessly addicting
07-18-2003, 14:39:13: Hey Rob, if you happen to run across a guy who bowls named Steve, smack him really really hard across the face, will ya? Owe you one.
07-18-2003, 15:10:25: OOOOOOOOOOOH Rob Yesssssssssss do that again! OOOOOOOOOOH Yesssssssssss!Rob baby do it! do it! dont stop! aaaaaahhhhh Yesssssssss! To all listening ROB is the BEST! cum visit me at feelingnaughty.com
07-18-2003, 15:59:02: Hello Kenneth
07-18-2003, 15:59:37: Hello Kenneth
07-18-2003, 21:04:37: why is the world in love again, why are we marching hand in hand, why is the ocean level rising up, it's a brand new record for 1990, they might be giants brand new album flood
07-19-2003, 12:52:57: fffff
07-19-2003, 12:53:16: i love you
07-19-2003, 12:53:45: i love you
07-19-2003, 12:54:04: i love you
07-19-2003, 13:50:38: penis
07-19-2003, 15:13:33: hello my name is tristen lynn i am six years old and my birthday is july the twenthy fifth.
07-19-2003, 16:53:01: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
07-19-2003, 16:54:34: the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
07-19-2003, 23:55:46: tysryry
07-19-2003, 23:56:17: tysryry
07-20-2003, 03:58:26: hello
07-20-2003, 11:16:58: Keep hope alive! Or, just fire Jesse Jackson!
07-20-2003, 11:49:25: are u there?
07-20-2003, 12:53:13: hello
07-20-2003, 13:16:31: hello
07-20-2003, 20:23:26: Hey You.
07-21-2003, 06:23:44:
07-21-2003, 11:14:36: hello
07-21-2003, 11:15:05: mmoooosee
07-22-2003, 00:38:08: howdy doody folks im on my 6 weeks holidays yey 6 whole weeks off!!!!! hola hula over and out
07-22-2003, 19:15:04: Its raining out
07-22-2003, 20:44:21: sexuality
07-23-2003, 05:16:38: I really havew not a lot to say. I was just curious
07-23-2003, 06:47:38: I am Rohana
07-23-2003, 14:54:49: What?
07-23-2003, 18:20:44: hi
07-24-2003, 08:18:51: hello
07-24-2003, 11:24:50: hi
07-24-2003, 11:25:18: hi
07-24-2003, 11:28:25: a
07-24-2003, 11:35:02: it's 1234
07-24-2003, 11:35:24: it's 1234
07-24-2003, 11:38:34: go away
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07-24-2003, 11:43:56: go away
07-25-2003, 14:46:09: It's Friday
07-26-2003, 03:13:45: whats be going on
07-27-2003, 03:53:18: hello
07-27-2003, 03:53:31:
07-28-2003, 08:56:20: le monde est bleu comme une orange
07-28-2003, 11:23:58: hello how are you rhys
07-28-2003, 11:24:27: hello
07-28-2003, 11:25:25: if you cant be near the one you love, love the one you with
07-28-2003, 11:25:31: if you cant be near the one you love, love the one you with
07-28-2003, 11:25:54: did evolution take a detour on you?
07-28-2003, 11:27:48: i took that 22 a gift from you to me, to bed each night kept it clean polished it well, cherished every cartrige every shell, down by the creak under bush under dirt theres a carcass of my second kill,
07-29-2003, 12:24:26: b o l l o c k s
07-29-2003, 12:26:31: b o l l o c k s
07-30-2003, 05:03:32: I think I left my noodles in your sock drawer.
07-30-2003, 14:51:12: i got a joke for you. a woman walks into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist,"i would like some arsinic". he says,"what for"? the woman says,"to kill m husband". he says,"i can't do that". the woman pulls out a picture of her husband and the pharmacists wife . he said i didn't know you had a prescription."
07-30-2003, 18:30:01: i am iron man
08-03-2003, 14:01:20: i am a good guy
08-04-2003, 10:57:49: optik
08-04-2003, 10:58:55: hey nice todger, do u do that wan tang?
08-04-2003, 11:34:19: Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much: such men are dangerous."
08-07-2003, 15:06:15: hu hu hi
08-09-2003, 19:54:42: hello
08-09-2003, 19:56:51: Hello and thank you for calling the Shops at Legacy event Hotline. Coming October The Fourth is Light The Night, The walk benefiting The lukemia Society. For information about this event, please visit light the night . org
08-09-2003, 20:00:06: Hello and thank you for calling the Shops at Legacy event Hotline. Coming October The Fourth is Light The Night, The walk benefiting The lukemia Society. For information about this event, please visit light the night . org Also Coming I Mid October is The WINE AND JAZZ FESTIVAl where one can sample fine wines from around the world while you listen to classic Jazz Music. For information about this event Visit Shops At Legacy . Com Coming In December Is the Angelika Film Center. Visit Angelika Film Center . Com For More Information
08-10-2003, 13:01:08: god shave the queen
08-13-2003, 11:11:11: simon you wanker
08-14-2003, 06:16:26: The Intelligence Services Act 1994 defines the role of MI6 as; (a) to obtain and provide information relating to the actions or intentions of persons outside the British Islands; and (b) to perform other tasks relating to the actions or intentions of such persons...[in relation to] the interests of national security, with particular reference to defence and foreign policies...the interests of the economic well-being of the UK...or in support of the prevention or detection of serious crime. The Act brought into existence the parliamentary Intelligence and Security Committee which oversees the "expenditure, administration and policy" of MI5, MI6 and GCHQ. Of its nine members, five are former Tory ministers. David Spedding took over as chief of MI6 from Colin McColl in September 1994. His agency's shrinking workforce was put at 2,303 in 1994, with a budget of 150M. The Russian threat no longer preoccupies SIS as it once did, and two-thirds of its activity in this area has been eliminated. In 1996 there has been some resurgence in activity, with the Russian intelligence agencies reported to have resumed their efforts to post agents in Britain. In March 1996 an alleged British spy was thrown out by the Russians, and this was followed in May by the expulsion of four more diplomats by each side. And in January 1996, spy Rosemary Sharpe was outed by Der Spiegel, which said that she had paid three German intelligence officers for information on Russian military hardware. The German agents had not passed the money on to their superiors, and were being investigated for corruption. Performance related pay is now in force for both MI6 and MI5. It is intended to ensure that officers "have a clear understanding of what they are expected to achieve." Should they not achieve their goals to the extent of ending up unemployed, MI6 officers can now take disputes to an industrial tribunal. This follows the case of former agent Richard Tomlinson who was dismissed following a negative appraisal by his personnel manager. He claimed the attempts to prevent him taking his case to an industrial tribunal were designed to conceal poor management at MI6. MI6 stole submarine tracking technology from the French Navy by setting up a front company to obtain information from an engineer at Brest naval base. MI6 spies against Britain's European partners under operation "Jet Stream". In August 1996 Norman MacSween, the 48-year-old chief of MI6's Moscow station, was embarassingly exposed on Russian TV when he attempted to make contact with one of his agents, Platon Obukhov, who confessed to spying for the British. MacSween's career is over, and the agent he was running will probably be shot.
08-14-2003, 23:21:45: alptekin
08-14-2003, 23:22:19: alptekin
08-14-2003, 23:23:24: aaahhhh.. oh ohhhh. yess fuck me. com on grab your willy and spank it hard baby... i know your in 2 animal sex, you god dam pervert, u sick muther fucker. i beth you fuckt a dog once, am i right??? vel anyway....i know you`r fucking your rubber doll at the moment so im gonna let you finnish !!!..........hehehehehe.....hahaahha.... you call that a dick ???? oh my god.. i dont even know what you supose 2 do with that little thing. you wanker !!!!.............. a little "hello" from vikki in norway.....
08-14-2003, 23:23:36: aaahhhh.. oh ohhhh. yess fuck me. com on grab your willy and spank it hard baby... i know your in 2 animal sex, you god dam pervert, u sick muther fucker. i beth you fuckt a dog once, am i right??? vel anyway....i know you`r fucking your rubber doll at the moment so im gonna let you finnish !!!..........hehehehehe.....hahaahha.... you call that a dick ???? oh my god.. i dont even know what you supose 2 do with that little thing. you wanker !!!!.............. a little "hello" from vikki in norway.....
08-14-2003, 23:24:08: aaahhhh.. oh ohhhh. yess fuck me. com on grab your willy and spank it hard baby... i know your in 2 animal sex, you god dam pervert, u sick muther fucker. i beth you fuckt a dog once, am i right??? vel anyway....i know you`r fucking your rubber doll at the moment so im gonna let you finnish !!!..........hehehehehe.....hahaahha.... you call that a dick ???? oh my god.. i dont even know what you supose 2 do with that little thing. you wanker !!!!.............. a little "hello" from vikki in norway.....
08-16-2003, 09:38:48: ok
08-16-2003, 09:39:15: ok
08-16-2003, 14:10:39: Confusous say man who walk on his hands speak through his bum.
08-20-2003, 14:01:59: hello greg
08-21-2003, 06:09:02: wibble!
08-21-2003, 13:49:04: Arkie yo pop streudel fuzzy green navel with cheese and garlic.
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08-22-2003, 22:24:17: Rob, This is Dave Easterling. I just ran across your address again and thought I would say hi and see what you are up to. All is going good with me. I am getting married next summer--July 10th. So keep that day free. So What has been going on in your world? Still globe trotting I would assume. I have been bust doing military. I was activated Sep11, 01 and was just demobilized this past june. I am working as a nurse. I just started last month. I like it. Good benefits. Well Rob get back to work. Oh I went to the 20 year reunion. Take care and tell your family I said Hi dave
08-25-2003, 14:42:38: test
08-25-2003, 14:45:47: Saw that Frog Magic ceased - Thought I would say hi. This is Loren Wheale. loren_wheale@yahoo.com Saying hello!
08-26-2003, 13:38:17: hi
08-31-2003, 01:02:24: Do you speak French?
08-31-2003, 18:05:55: luv yah
08-31-2003, 18:08:37: Hey seems like you have lots of things to do on your desk, check out that clock on the office wall.
09-03-2003, 08:42:16: rumba samba mambo
09-04-2003, 19:21:13: you are a strange man
09-04-2003, 19:21:32: you are a strange man
09-09-2003, 02:53:51: hello heidi i loves you lots
09-09-2003, 02:55:37: hello heidi i loves you lots
09-13-2003, 14:08:11: Where are we going?
09-14-2003, 09:38:41: essais
09-14-2003, 09:40:08: yanki
09-16-2003, 11:40:39: I did this nine years ago all the time. Now I have a real job and don't have time to do it anymore. I miss you, rob. Do you miss me? I am the tuna guy. I can't believe this is still here.
09-16-2003, 12:57:52: If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this; My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
09-16-2003, 12:58:02: Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers kiss.
09-16-2003, 12:58:06: Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?
09-16-2003, 12:58:11: Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.
09-16-2003, 12:58:16: O! then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.
09-16-2003, 12:58:22: Saints do not move, though grant for prayers sake.
09-16-2003, 12:58:28: Then move not, while my prayers effect I take Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purgd.
09-16-2003, 12:58:37: Sonnet from Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, scene 5. Contributed by microsporocyte at yahoo daht com. Have a good day Rob.
09-16-2003, 14:54:43: hello from Newfoundland
09-17-2003, 05:57:17: There is a discussion in alt.folklore.urban as to if this sight really does what it claims to do. Is there anyway you could provide proof?
09-17-2003, 06:42:47: wank badgers
09-17-2003, 18:56:24: SIgn me up forthe picture thing-and my email is platinum_blonde03@hotmail.com --The names Melanie -THanks and God Bless
09-18-2003, 03:58:19:
09-18-2003, 03:58:33: shit
09-23-2003, 09:00:06: I met a traveler from an antique land Who said "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert. Near them on the sand, a shattered visage lies whose gappy teeth and grin and air of store-bought bland tell that he can say only "I'll be back."
09-25-2003, 02:32:35: hello
09-26-2003, 13:04:30: shell
09-27-2003, 16:41:23: Rob, there has been much speculation regarding whether the Automatic Talking Machine is real or a figment of your imagination. Care to comment?
09-29-2003, 17:38:30: This is the strangest site and idea I've seenin ages.
10-01-2003, 06:44:29: HELLO THERE
10-01-2003, 11:27:43: i'm play a football
10-02-2003, 06:36:47: Will me and my boyfriend be together soon?
10-03-2003, 10:18:54: Fuck you dude!!!
10-03-2003, 10:20:33: Fuck you you dirty little lier bith. So can you talk? Lick my balls you liar piece of shit!
10-07-2003, 08:52:55: bonjour bgt
10-08-2003, 05:00:28: Hi how're you doing?
10-09-2003, 13:20:43: yo baby what's up?
10-09-2003, 13:22:16: what it is
10-09-2003, 13:22:22: what it is
10-13-2003, 12:04:34: A big shout out to you from Tennessee. For crying out loud are there any real men out there who don't like to abuse their woman verbally or physically??? Inquiring minds want to know rather I want to know. lmao A big shout out to my girl Lanise. I love you girlfriend.
10-21-2003, 12:11:40: da da da da
10-23-2003, 22:55:35: hello self
10-23-2003, 22:59:32: Wahahahahahahaahahahahahaha (evil laugh)
10-23-2003, 23:03:56: Snort Snort
10-29-2003, 10:35:40: bonjout
10-29-2003, 10:35:49: bonjour
10-30-2003, 13:46:37: So how the hell are you
10-30-2003, 18:58:05: hi
11-04-2003, 11:48:01: The time is now 2:47PM.
11-08-2003, 19:52:41: Hi I'm in New Zealand, anyone there
11-08-2003, 19:53:46: If your to busy I'll go away?
11-18-2003, 09:48:18: early reading research
11-20-2003, 03:39:46: hello my name is nikki
11-21-2003, 14:26:57: oooh la la...
11-24-2003, 11:35:27: holy shit!
11-27-2003, 09:13:32: happy birthday J K
11-28-2003, 05:07:22: lauren smook
11-28-2003, 05:10:14: bronson
11-28-2003, 05:11:18: hello moto
11-28-2003, 05:12:34: hello bronson. take me
11-28-2003, 05:18:31: brento, waz up
11-28-2003, 05:18:45: heita
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12-01-2003, 20:42:26: hello
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12-01-2003, 20:42:53: Hello This is a virus speaking. We have come to take over the universe.
12-01-2003, 20:43:07: doesnt work
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12-02-2003, 09:17:37: jd is a dork
12-06-2003, 08:50:17: caca
12-06-2003, 15:40:47: i need a break
12-07-2003, 09:49:40: john
12-07-2003, 16:39:32: Hello!
12-07-2003, 16:40:57: Hello
12-07-2003, 23:46:22:
12-08-2003, 06:58:20: Good morning sire, how are you today?
12-08-2003, 06:58:44: Good morning sire, how are you today?
12-08-2003, 10:16:58: Pretty cool thing if it works.
12-08-2003, 13:59:48: berny is gay
12-08-2003, 22:04:22: Hello Rob, how are you!
12-09-2003, 08:10:23: I'm not here right now, You Know what to do
12-09-2003, 08:11:42: Rosangela
12-09-2003, 08:15:51: oho
12-09-2003, 08:16:48: oho
12-09-2003, 22:14:45: hi
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12-10-2003, 04:26:48: the american century is over
12-10-2003, 17:24:38: hello
12-11-2003, 13:48:45: What a lovely lovely site
12-12-2003, 12:04:22: MY BROTHER SMELLS
12-12-2003, 18:43:56: I love you momy!
12-13-2003, 11:45:36:
12-13-2003, 11:46:43: hansen one
12-14-2003, 03:17:05: what?
12-14-2003, 03:18:20: what?
12-14-2003, 13:52:20: shut up!!
12-17-2003, 00:49:34: eat me
12-17-2003, 00:49:49: suck it
12-17-2003, 05:46:51: how do i know this is really working
12-18-2003, 02:28:56: hi want to smoke some chris
12-18-2003, 02:29:23: hi want to smoke some chris
12-18-2003, 08:07:19: Thank You
12-18-2003, 08:10:44: wow
12-18-2003, 09:50:48: Hello? Anyone there? I got a TCP/IP packet delivery for www.hansen1.com Anyone there? Hello? Is this thing on?
12-18-2003, 11:39:26: hello
12-18-2003, 15:35:05: hello
12-18-2003, 15:35:11: hello
12-21-2003, 04:09:07: hello
12-21-2003, 07:45:55: aiii
12-21-2003, 20:32:16: They Come
12-22-2003, 09:46:23: hello
12-25-2003, 03:12:20: tenor
12-25-2003, 12:24:00: Halloo Charles!
12-25-2003, 18:32:45: shit
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12-28-2003, 15:54:10: piv
12-28-2003, 15:54:46: hello
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12-28-2003, 15:55:45: bye
12-30-2003, 05:01:11: heya
12-30-2003, 17:56:08: ten
12-30-2003, 17:56:36: ten
12-30-2003, 22:38:15: HOW SEXY ARE YOU
12-30-2003, 22:39:58: ARE YOU FOR REAL
01-02-2004, 05:02:10: test
01-02-2004, 07:31:03: Good morning Annie. How are you today? Hey good looking and hi yourself sweetheart.
01-02-2004, 14:38:23: ciao
01-02-2004, 14:38:44: ciao
01-02-2004, 19:01:29: Hello
01-06-2004, 18:33:38: you are an ass hole
01-07-2004, 08:54:14: Die, Die My Darling Die, die, die my darling Don't utter a single word Die, die, die my darling Just shut your pretty mouth I'll be seeing you again I'll be seeing you in hell Don't cry to me oh baby Your future's in an oblong box Don't cry to me oh baby Should have seen it a-coming on Don't cry to me oh baby I don't know it was in your power Don't cry to me oh baby Dead-end girl for a dead-end guy Don't cry to me oh baby Now your life drains on the floor Don't cry to me oh baby Die, die, die my darling Don't utter a single word Die, die, die my darling Just shut your pretty mouth I'll be seeing you again I'll be seeing you in Hell Don't cry to me oh baby Die, die, die my darling Don't cry to me oh baby Die, die, die my darling
01-07-2004, 08:56:27: googlebot(at)googlebot.com
01-07-2004, 23:12:03: math is gay...
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01-08-2004, 19:04:39: kl
01-09-2004, 00:10:48: Hello Dave
01-09-2004, 00:13:04: How do we know this thing really works? It could be all bull. You should figure out a way to provide proof. A Webcam w/ mic would be good.
01-09-2004, 00:14:28: if you can hear me e-mail me something at o 0 paradoxproductions 0 o @ yahoo.com
01-09-2004, 06:16:24: where are the guides
01-10-2004, 21:24:23: guten tag! my name is beehive
01-10-2004, 21:30:24: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! - This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! - This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! - This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. 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01-26-2004, 10:09:45: all your base are belong to us
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01-28-2004, 20:39:00: All in the Church must preserve unity in essentials. But let all, according to the gifts they have received enjoy a proper freedom, in their various forms of spiritual life and discipline, in their different liturgical rites, and even in their theological elaborations of revealed truth. In all things let charity prevail. If they are true to this course of action, they will be giving ever better expression to the authentic catholicity and apostolicity of the Church. On the other hand, Catholics must gladly acknowledge and esteem the truly Christian endowments from our common heritage which are to be found among our separated brethren. It is right and salutary to recognize the riches of Christ and virtuous works in the lives of others who are bearing witness to Christ, sometimes even to the shedding of their blood. For God is always wonderful in His works and worthy of all praise. Nor should we forget that anything wrought by the grace of the Holy Spirit in the hearts of our separated brethren can be a help to our own edification. Whatever is truly Christian is never contrary to what genuinely belongs to the faith; indeed, it can always bring a deeper realization of the mystery of Christ and the Church. Nevertheless, the divisions among Christians prevent the Church from attaining the fullness of catholicity proper to her, in those of her sons who, though attached to her by Baptism, are yet separated from full communion with her. Furthermore, the Church herself finds it more difficult to express in actual life her full catholicity in all her bearings. This Sacred Council is gratified to note that the participation by the Catholic faithful in ecumenical work is growing daily. It commends this work to the bishops everywhere in the world to be vigorously stimulated by them and guided with prudence.
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01-31-2004, 22:00:41: does this work
02-01-2004, 09:17:55: Hello big boy. What are you doing today?
02-02-2004, 09:04:32: I am Ralph, the talking comuter!
02-02-2004, 22:31:39: i think you farted
02-03-2004, 09:34:55: Can you hear me?
02-03-2004, 09:38:42: "To fight with people face to face over advantages is the hardest thing in the world. " Chapter 7 "Armed Contest" "The Art of War" Sun Tzu
02-03-2004, 09:40:19: This is very cool- thank you for passing the time.
02-03-2004, 20:38:29: how are you
02-04-2004, 07:54:37: I love my husband darren
02-04-2004, 08:49:27: If you are sober, please go to www.kcdrinker.com immediately! And thank you.
02-04-2004, 09:16:00: There are no monkeys to put out the fire. Someone else must do the job. And if we find no one else, then the monkeys will burn. Burn monkeys, burn.
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02-04-2004, 10:12:26: I just woke up, wouldn't you like to be in college too?
02-04-2004, 10:38:26: Uhhhh...o man this is embarrassing...uhhh do you have any toilet paper?
02-04-2004, 11:16:10: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
02-04-2004, 12:01:34: How many times do I have to tell you! Get your finger out of your nose!
02-04-2004, 12:20:28: Hello there?
02-04-2004, 12:21:32: Woooo It's snowing in Tulsa.
02-04-2004, 12:22:11: what up my peeps!
02-04-2004, 12:23:44: Help me please, they have me, will not let me go. The things they make me do. Oh god, please help me please help me!
02-04-2004, 12:24:03: howdy folks
02-04-2004, 12:42:11: Yea, and God said to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac.' And Abraham said, 'I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.' And God said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, is this better? Check, check, check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.'
02-04-2004, 12:44:47: Just thought I'd say Hello
02-04-2004, 13:20:49: Hello Rob, Who cuts your hair?
02-04-2004, 13:21:42: Please spank me now.
02-04-2004, 13:45:26: hello
02-04-2004, 15:26:47: My wife is messing with her cat. The cat is very unhappy and making fussy noises. I wokr at a dialysis clinic.
02-04-2004, 15:34:33: All your base are belong to us.
02-04-2004, 16:22:27: Greetings Professor Falcon. Shall we play a game?
02-04-2004, 16:36:33: hey fatty
02-04-2004, 16:55:17: Ewww Who farted?
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02-04-2004, 17:25:10: Greetings and salutations... Narf to you!
02-04-2004, 17:33:16: Hello
02-04-2004, 18:22:22: hi, you are technology at the very pinnacle of cool, dig it
02-04-2004, 18:22:38: hi, you are technology at the very pinnacle of cool, dig it
02-04-2004, 18:25:28: all your base, base, base all your base, now belong to us!
02-04-2004, 18:56:29: I cannot tell instant mashed potatoes from the real thing! Can you?
02-04-2004, 18:58:56: Bidges aint chit but hose and tricks. lick on these nuts and succ tha Deek. Gits that fugg out afta ya dunnnnnn. Then I hops in my Benz to make a quick runnnn.
02-04-2004, 18:59:43: I seeeee youuuu... STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF right now
02-04-2004, 19:21:34: Hello? Dave's not here.
02-04-2004, 21:40:47: Kings are so totally spunk-a-licious
02-04-2004, 22:02:04: Bonjour tous le monde
02-04-2004, 22:06:28: This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper.
02-04-2004, 23:00:02: howdy
02-05-2004, 01:07:40: marde alor
02-05-2004, 10:42:16: hello old boy
02-05-2004, 23:23:38: Greetings from Australia!
02-06-2004, 00:52:28: He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half-light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread carefully because you tread on my dreams.
02-06-2004, 00:59:08: b Yes, and thanks, for the trouble you took from her eyes I thought it was there for good so I never tried. /b
02-06-2004, 03:07:41: I really should be doing some work, but I am having a hard time not thinking about the weekend.
02-06-2004, 03:32:56: Peanut Jockeys live 30 percent longer than camel tongues you know
02-06-2004, 04:00:18: Hi Rob. Greetings from sunny Sweden!
02-06-2004, 04:00:39: Hi Rob. Greetings from sunny Sweden!
02-06-2004, 04:00:44: Goosnargh
02-06-2004, 06:20:23: I'm on a free period at college in the UK and I'm bored. All my mates are in lessons. Bum fluff.
02-06-2004, 06:25:53: funny, I cannot believe someone else will actually hear this spoken out =)
02-06-2004, 07:42:42: I am so hot!
02-06-2004, 07:43:25: All your base belong to us
02-06-2004, 07:52:29: this is neat
02-06-2004, 08:35:17: Hello friend
02-06-2004, 10:31:56: rob, you'r fly is open
02-06-2004, 11:30:20: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in a mailbox, , , , , , Bill
02-06-2004, 11:50:52: was machst du da ?
02-06-2004, 11:51:46: hallo
02-06-2004, 12:19:03: Hello, Rob! This is a very interesting experiment.
02-06-2004, 12:40:58: This is kind of cool. I love the Yikes part of your webpage.
02-06-2004, 14:43:59: mnnnnnnnnnn pie
02-06-2004, 21:28:33: Boo. Scared you, didn't I?
02-07-2004, 00:34:15: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative, not insulting!
02-07-2004, 12:34:05: that's the way i like it. uh huh uh huh
02-07-2004, 18:13:54: Why oh why did I dirnk that entire bottle of rum last night. I guess I was to into that pirate movie. Yo Ho Ho Ho a pirates life for me.
02-07-2004, 19:38:57: Is anyone really going to hear this?
02-08-2004, 05:29:20: Hello Rob Hansen. I wish we could hear the robot speak as well.
02-08-2004, 05:48:48: I'll work for 'tators.
02-08-2004, 06:23:04: what a strange person
02-08-2004, 06:58:56: rob, your bell end's poking out of your pants
02-08-2004, 11:45:04: have a nice day
02-08-2004, 13:02:52: Hello
02-08-2004, 16:21:11: If my mother calls, please tell her I'm at lunch.
02-09-2004, 03:56:55: Hi
02-09-2004, 03:57:42: We are borg
02-09-2004, 03:58:07: spam spam spam
02-09-2004, 10:43:26: I thought I had a handle on life, until it broke.
02-09-2004, 10:48:31: A guy walks into a bar.....OUCH!!!
02-09-2004, 22:13:06: I forgot my combination
02-10-2004, 13:38:26: juju tu deconne ta ace
02-10-2004, 16:46:50: i hate chicken
02-11-2004, 09:37:17: fuck you
02-11-2004, 09:38:02: hi this is
02-12-2004, 04:45:55: hey rob get back to work!
02-12-2004, 09:49:58: We are currently accepting offers for the sale of the name and site of AutoTalk.com would you be interested? When we had the site up we had traffic from all over the world.We had more than $75,000 invested in the AutoTalk.com project. The name has been owned since 1996. $15,000. Thanks, Dan Todalen Omaha, Nebraska 402-330-0199
02-12-2004, 10:36:54: Hello,,,whats going on today?
02-12-2004, 10:37:56: I dont believe you actually hear all this stuff. I mean what would the point in that be?
02-12-2004, 17:14:12: Excuse You
02-13-2004, 12:42:49: hay lo
02-13-2004, 12:44:25: shit ive just spunked in a toaster wow u gotta try this look wot colour it goes wen u turn it on!!!!!!!!!!!!
02-13-2004, 15:31:14: hello
02-13-2004, 20:56:05: me
02-13-2004, 20:56:18: hi
02-13-2004, 21:10:56: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
02-13-2004, 21:21:43: Hello my name is Kenneth Cashus Calabria
02-14-2004, 15:35:00: hi
02-14-2004, 18:35:23: xxcvxcv
02-14-2004, 18:35:35: Fuck you
02-14-2004, 18:35:59: Error 192345645484764947494
02-14-2004, 18:36:06: Error 192345645484764947494
02-14-2004, 18:36:14: poop
02-15-2004, 05:13:30: hello
02-15-2004, 10:43:44: Boo!
02-15-2004, 13:42:32: hello
02-15-2004, 14:21:24: Whazzup is not very creative, is it?
02-15-2004, 16:00:59: hello there
02-15-2004, 16:35:43: Me and my robot will prevail
02-16-2004, 18:26:03: Bensenhaver
02-16-2004, 21:48:46: It's a dead man's party!
02-16-2004, 22:59:41: hello
02-17-2004, 08:49:43: eat me
02-17-2004, 08:50:30: testing
02-17-2004, 09:28:20: DJ STEVE D IN THE MIX
02-17-2004, 10:51:09: hey
02-17-2004, 11:29:06: Hello, Rob
02-17-2004, 11:44:09: A long time in the future, space travel is commonplace. A few brave explorers travel far from our planet in search of life elseware. Some find it, some do not. One group lands upon a planet inhabited only by a single, gigantic humanoid life form. At first, they think it is a statue, because it never moves, but after running some tests, they determine that it is indeed alive. However, they find themselves unable to get any sort of response out of it. All it does is sit there, in a sort of crouch. None of their poking and prodding has the slightest effect. Finally, one frustrated biologist stands at the foot of the creature and shouts "How can a creature evolve that has arms and legs and a brain, but never uses them!?" As it happens, this is the first time a direct question has been asked in the presence of the creature. It slowly stands up, rising nearly fifty feet in the air, thinks for a bit, and then announces in a booming voice, "It cannot." At which point it sits down again. "My god," cries the biologist, "it only stands to reason!" This pun attributed to Spider Robinson, in his book Callahan's Crosstime Saloon.
02-17-2004, 11:48:11: dam is lame
02-17-2004, 11:48:17: dam is lame
02-17-2004, 11:48:27: adam is lame
02-17-2004, 11:49:48: hello
02-17-2004, 16:41:41: Yo Yo YO Listen . May I Have Your attention, Please. Everyone shut the fuck Up , And Listen To me . I would Like Say FUCK YOU .
02-17-2004, 16:42:32: Yo Yo YO Listen . May I Have Your attention, Please. Everyone shut the fuck Up , And Listen To me . I would Like Say FUCK YOU .
02-17-2004, 17:06:10: fear factor sucks big time nat and mike are doughheads
02-17-2004, 17:06:37: fear factor sucks big time nat and mike are doughheads
02-17-2004, 17:07:03:
02-17-2004, 17:11:00: nat is a doughhead
02-17-2004, 18:38:22: Hi, how are you today?
02-17-2004, 18:53:30: How are you?
02-17-2004, 20:59:04: hi charles
02-17-2004, 20:59:23: hi charles
02-18-2004, 01:25:14:
02-18-2004, 01:25:19: built on squares
02-18-2004, 09:48:00: fuck you
02-19-2004, 11:25:39: what the heck is this thing for?
02-19-2004, 11:26:35: what the heck is this thing for?
02-19-2004, 11:36:10: Can I put biscuits in your oven?
02-19-2004, 11:46:55: jason is gay
02-19-2004, 11:47:10: hi
02-19-2004, 11:47:23: hi
02-19-2004, 11:47:32: ert
02-19-2004, 14:00:28: You are listening to K Shots Radio
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02-19-2004, 19:49:16: tmamuka
02-20-2004, 05:13:37: shut up
02-20-2004, 05:16:25: andy likes men
02-20-2004, 08:35:16: your a cunt
02-20-2004, 09:57:47: theres some twats about I tell yer.
02-20-2004, 10:57:14: hi laura
02-20-2004, 10:57:15: hi laura
02-20-2004, 13:52:27: hello please call home
02-20-2004, 16:49:31: Hey
02-20-2004, 16:50:10: WHAT EVER
02-20-2004, 16:52:51: .
02-21-2004, 09:49:01: cz
02-21-2004, 13:50:42: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU GOD DAMN FAG!
02-21-2004, 14:55:24: i like little boys
02-21-2004, 16:49:56: hello does this thing work?
02-21-2004, 21:26:04: Ziye
02-21-2004, 21:26:52: Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below:
02-21-2004, 21:27:37: Automatic Talking Machine
02-22-2004, 07:33:24: hi
02-22-2004, 12:38:47: hello empolies, i am gay, thats right GAY AS ELTON JOHN. i think i may go home now and endulge in some buming
02-22-2004, 15:57:13: I love you koua!
02-22-2004, 17:32:54: matt wants the frog
02-22-2004, 17:33:06: matt wants the frog
02-22-2004, 17:51:45: hey
02-22-2004, 20:39:57: Where can I find a site similar to this one, but where I can hear what I say?
02-23-2004, 08:46:57: hello, erick
02-23-2004, 08:47:05:
02-23-2004, 08:47:26: help
02-23-2004, 13:55:08: hello
02-23-2004, 18:47:26: moorland fields rocks
02-24-2004, 07:40:35: what's up
02-24-2004, 08:12:13: kocham cie
02-24-2004, 08:12:48: krucafux
02-24-2004, 08:40:51: phillip is a nerd
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02-24-2004, 14:04:17: fuck you
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02-25-2004, 04:28:03: cunt
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02-25-2004, 11:59:43: hi
02-25-2004, 12:57:08: MISRAIM, Rite of. This Rite was introduced into France near the commencement of the present century. It made considerable progress, and in 1817, application was made on the part of its friends to the Grand Orient, to accept it as a legitimate branch of Masonry. The application was denied, partly on the ground that the antiquity of the Rite had not been proved, and partly because of the 90 degrees which its ritual comprised 68 were already included in the French system. The rite of Misraim is interesting and instructive, but many of its degrees are too abstruse to be popular. The initiation is a reproduction of the ancient rite of Isis, and represents the contests of Osiris and Typhon, the death, resurrection, and triumph of the former, and the destruction of the latter. there are 90 degrees divided into four series - symbolic, philosophical, mystical and cabalistic, and again divided into seventeen classes. The traditions of this system are full of anachronisms, historical events and characters, separated by hundreds of years, being made to figure on the same scene at the same time. The work entitled "De l'Ordre Maconnique de Misraim," published at Paris, in 1835, by Mons. Marc Bedirride, purporting to give the history of the Order, is a mere romance, and full of puerilities. Nevertheless, many of the degrees are highly interesting and instructive.
02-25-2004, 12:57:33: nhn
02-25-2004, 13:33:17: Hello from England
02-25-2004, 13:33:34:
02-25-2004, 13:35:00: Hello from Birmingham England
02-25-2004, 15:00:37: hello what is your name
02-25-2004, 15:04:59: ashley is gay
02-25-2004, 15:06:09: sod off
02-25-2004, 15:08:26: what is your name
02-25-2004, 15:08:48: hi
02-25-2004, 15:43:58: hello
02-25-2004, 18:05:42: Fuck you rob hansen!
02-25-2004, 20:32:54: are you a rapper
02-25-2004, 20:44:34: Nancy and liz are strong girls
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02-26-2004, 06:33:43: suck me
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02-26-2004, 06:39:45: for that i will kill you
02-26-2004, 06:41:30: i will kill you
02-26-2004, 06:42:10: why does this not work
02-26-2004, 10:11:51: well, well, well
02-26-2004, 13:20:53: It is but a falacy to believe that the universe is nothing but a magical place for men with no time to create computers that talk to them and make them feel more loved will ever love the problem that ugly men really are freaking ugly
02-26-2004, 13:21:23: John do you love me
02-26-2004, 13:21:34: yes i do lucy
02-26-2004, 13:21:48: lets get married
02-26-2004, 13:50:36: Hi, I'm from Canada. I just want to say 'hi'. 'hi'.
02-26-2004, 15:26:01: dire
02-26-2004, 15:26:20: dire
02-26-2004, 15:26:51: fuck off
02-27-2004, 02:04:24: welcome to c a raisons
02-27-2004, 05:27:24: hello gros pd
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02-27-2004, 15:07:12: happy birthday mom!
02-27-2004, 19:09:16: hey
02-28-2004, 06:17:34: How are you?
02-28-2004, 09:47:36: hello, where are you
02-28-2004, 16:12:57: hello
02-28-2004, 16:13:14: hello
02-28-2004, 16:41:13: queer
02-29-2004, 09:02:52: my name is zankhna
02-29-2004, 12:44:58: come on
02-29-2004, 12:45:20: hello
02-29-2004, 17:58:42: hey
02-29-2004, 18:06:37: Mother is hot
02-29-2004, 18:06:47: hello
03-01-2004, 10:22:07: i eat my own butt
03-01-2004, 16:02:31: hello
03-01-2004, 16:42:44: hello
03-01-2004, 17:45:38: hello
03-01-2004, 17:46:17: hey
03-01-2004, 18:49:46: hello patrick what are you watching on the t v
03-01-2004, 21:02:26: hello
03-01-2004, 21:02:44: hello
03-01-2004, 21:02:55: hello
03-01-2004, 21:03:08: hello my name is brian
03-02-2004, 07:18:49: hello
03-02-2004, 12:32:10: wats hangin
03-02-2004, 15:17:02: Can I speak to Brian Michelle please?
03-02-2004, 21:08:56: this might be interesting
03-03-2004, 06:08:26: hello
03-03-2004, 09:01:32: Hi i am gay
03-03-2004, 09:29:15: Hello
03-03-2004, 11:40:58: Jen is a ho bag
03-03-2004, 12:09:14: hey hey hey hey wooo hey licky licky yea yea fagadola!!!!!! i love you rob xxxxxxxx
03-03-2004, 12:09:41: Hi Rob. Greetings from Derby Playhouse Theatre England. We are currently in the middle of Technical Rehearsals for Private Lives by Noel Coward. I'm sitting in the auditorium with nothing better to do than surf the web. Have a nice day. Kit
03-03-2004, 19:29:37: Fable Fucker One Day There was a beagle out with his master who was hunting. As he trotted along he swelled with pride thinking about how with his huge cock and balls he can catch any lil ducky he fucking wanted to. He was proud of his lil beagle nuts as they wobbled to and throw. His owner new straight the fuck up that his doggy had the biggest balls in the world. He would chase after any shot down ducky no matter what. Some time the beagle used to fuck the duck in the ass before the owner came along. When he did get caught the owner used to slap his nuts. The beagle didnt like getting his nuts slapped so he learned to hump the living shit out of them dead birdies like what. One day the beagle got a fucking STD on his big cock. He was like oh fuck not a ducky STD those are the worst kind and didnt know what to do. First it was licking his nuts all the time to make them fell better, but he hated the smell of his own ass. So then it learned to start rubbing his cock on the carpet by dragging his ass close along the floor. Then he started getting carpet burn all over his ball sack. Then he just started swimming a lot to cool down his burning STD sweat sack. But that wasnt enough for the poor puppy. The STDs started spreading to his mouth and he started frothing at the mouth. His owner thought the poor lil puppy had rabies. So he took the poor puppy to see the vet. See but what the owner didnt know is that the poor puppy is scared the fuck of the vet. Why you ask, cus every time he goes to the vet, he gets the dog to fuck him in the ass with his huge cock and balls. The vet sticks treats in his ass and the puppy starts licking the vets ass and then starts fucking him. So guess what, the vet got STDs from the lil beagle with the huge ass nuts. So the vet does the normal exam on the Beagle and sees that he is fine but gives his owner some meds so the frothing at the mouth goes away. Funny enough the meds got rid of all the STDs so the Beagle could go around strutting his huge Cock and Balls again. But the Vet on the other hand, hes got a nice case of anal STDs. The morals of the story are always wear a fucking condom no matter how corny your friends tell you they are, and if you ever become a fucking vet dont get a dog to fuck you in the ass cus your sure to get STDs from it and your going to get fired cus the owners realized that he got al of his animals to fuck him in the Ass. I bet that fucking ass hole is sorry now that he got STDs from a Beagle. Beagle MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a purve. The Fucking End Yah Fucksores!!!!!!!
03-03-2004, 19:30:08: Fable Fucker One Day There was a beagle out with his master who was hunting. As he trotted along he swelled with pride thinking about how with his huge cock and balls he can catch any lil ducky he fucking wanted to. He was proud of his lil beagle nuts as they wobbled to and throw. His owner new straight the fuck up that his doggy had the biggest balls in the world. He would chase after any shot down ducky no matter what. Some time the beagle used to fuck the duck in the ass before the owner came along. When he did get caught the owner used to slap his nuts. The beagle didnt like getting his nuts slapped so he learned to hump the living shit out of them dead birdies like what. One day the beagle got a fucking STD on his big cock. He was like oh fuck not a ducky STD those are the worst kind and didnt know what to do. First it was licking his nuts all the time to make them fell better, but he hated the smell of his own ass. So then it learned to start rubbing his cock on the carpet by dragging his ass close along the floor. Then he started getting carpet burn all over his ball sack. Then he just started swimming a lot to cool down his burning STD sweat sack. But that wasnt enough for the poor puppy. The STDs started spreading to his mouth and he started frothing at the mouth. His owner thought the poor lil puppy had rabies. So he took the poor puppy to see the vet. See but what the owner didnt know is that the poor puppy is scared the fuck of the vet. Why you ask, cus every time he goes to the vet, he gets the dog to fuck him in the ass with his huge cock and balls. The vet sticks treats in his ass and the puppy starts licking the vets ass and then starts fucking him. So guess what, the vet got STDs from the lil beagle with the huge ass nuts. So the vet does the normal exam on the Beagle and sees that he is fine but gives his owner some meds so the frothing at the mouth goes away. Funny enough the meds got rid of all the STDs so the Beagle could go around strutting his huge Cock and Balls again. But the Vet on the other hand, hes got a nice case of anal STDs. The morals of the story are always wear a fucking condom no matter how corny your friends tell you they are, and if you ever become a fucking vet dont get a dog to fuck you in the ass cus your sure to get STDs from it and your going to get fired cus the owners realized that he got al of his animals to fuck him in the Ass. I bet that fucking ass hole is sorry now that he got STDs from a Beagle. Beagle MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a purve. The Fucking End Yah Fucksores!!!!!!!
03-03-2004, 21:18:39: blah blah blah
03-04-2004, 01:02:28: hoy anya ti ar aramiden yo
03-04-2004, 01:04:13: agawid kayon
03-04-2004, 04:40:36: Do you think I'm funny? What am I, a clown?
03-04-2004, 04:41:08: Do you think I'm funny?
03-04-2004, 05:29:44: Rule you sure look like a faggit to me
03-04-2004, 05:35:57: Wake up Sharon
03-04-2004, 06:21:08: funny stuff
03-04-2004, 06:21:39: what tha
03-04-2004, 06:30:05: My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.
03-04-2004, 07:27:54: hello
03-04-2004, 07:51:53: neat idea!
03-04-2004, 12:02:15: I never knew about this sort of tectnology until taday at work. Tell me more about it please?
03-04-2004, 12:26:02: RAAAAARGH.
03-04-2004, 12:27:29: I 1 2 C U P.
03-04-2004, 12:31:03: Andy sucks balls
03-04-2004, 14:03:24: fuck u all
03-04-2004, 16:21:59: Let's see, it'd be about 4 o clock there in S F. You guys still at work?
03-04-2004, 16:37:03: Someone wrote that this is quite possibly one of the worst ideas in a long time. After reading through the logs and seeing the abuse people sent in, I would have to agree. If I'd set my computer up to do this, I'd have turned the speakers off in frustration long ago...
03-04-2004, 17:22:14:
03-05-2004, 08:59:47: have you ever heard of a band called Shaggtribe?
03-05-2004, 10:59:07: turbo
03-05-2004, 10:59:17: yes
03-05-2004, 11:23:33: yoo
03-05-2004, 11:42:15: my pussy hurts when you talk to me that way
03-05-2004, 14:25:07: I guess I Cinzanio every day!
03-06-2004, 04:27:15: hello
03-06-2004, 04:30:46: hello there david
03-06-2004, 10:22:26: how do you speak?
03-06-2004, 10:34:00: come on now!talk
03-06-2004, 10:34:36: come on talk to me
03-06-2004, 10:48:42: I need a program that types for you when you speak
03-06-2004, 20:43:52: Poopie
03-07-2004, 05:37:44: hello
03-07-2004, 05:39:01: achknoledge
03-07-2004, 09:26:22: Dong Soo babo
03-07-2004, 09:26:31: Dong Soo babo
03-07-2004, 09:48:14: hello
03-07-2004, 09:58:05: Hello!!
03-07-2004, 09:58:37: HEy whats up everyone, im a gurl you like my boobs! wanna touch emm?
03-07-2004, 11:39:55: There are several indications that Tom Joad is a recent prison release. His clothing is recently prison-issued: it does not quite fit him, it is far too formal he walks down the road alone, wearing a suit, and is as yet spotless. He has few possessions with him. The truck driver immediately realizes Tom's recent circumstances; his probing questions, as Tom realizes, are meant to elicit the desired confession from him. The little information that Tom reveals about himself shows him to be a shrewd but uneducated man. He can barely write and does little more than hard labor, but he is clever enough to know how to manipulate the truck driver into giving him a ride.
03-07-2004, 11:41:16: There are several indications that Tom Joad is a recent prison release. His clothing is recently prison-issued: it does not quite fit him, it is far too formal he walks down the road alone, wearing a suit, and is as yet spotless. He has few possessions with him. The truck driver immediately realizes Tom's recent circumstances; his probing questions, as Tom realizes, are meant to elicit the desired confession from him. The little information that Tom reveals about himself shows him to be a shrewd but uneducated man. He can barely write and does little more than hard labor, but he is clever enough to know how to manipulate the truck driver into giving him a ride.
03-07-2004, 12:52:21: creviston is a douchebag
03-07-2004, 12:57:31: What up g?
03-07-2004, 13:49:10: Happy Birthday to the man with the knife
03-07-2004, 19:00:24: hello my sexy
03-07-2004, 19:24:01: my name is keegan which came first the chicken or the egg
03-07-2004, 19:24:10: my name is keegan which came first the chicken or the egg
03-07-2004, 23:50:05: no
03-08-2004, 09:12:00: shoemie
03-08-2004, 09:51:53: homosexuals shouldn't wear bra's
03-08-2004, 12:12:51: Free Martha!
03-08-2004, 13:15:56: hello, rory sucks dick
03-08-2004, 15:50:11: hi
03-08-2004, 15:50:24:
03-08-2004, 15:50:52: hello
03-08-2004, 16:18:42: WHHATS UP
03-08-2004, 17:52:43: hey rob how can i get a talking machine my next store neighbor had throat cancer and had her voicebox esophagus and everything else removed. it would be a lot easier to comunicate for her than writing in a note pad as she is an accomplished typer. thanks dave. email, deerslayer4331@aol.com
03-08-2004, 20:32:59: weener
03-08-2004, 20:48:43: hello. this is your refrigerator
03-08-2004, 20:56:18: hello mr. hansen
03-09-2004, 05:58:36: hi
03-09-2004, 06:04:15: I love you
03-09-2004, 09:16:14: hi i'm peter andre
03-09-2004, 09:42:05: shhheettt
03-09-2004, 09:42:37: I like to poo poo
03-09-2004, 13:35:44: Hi
03-09-2004, 14:22:25: shit
03-09-2004, 15:00:46: Hello
03-09-2004, 15:52:28: Fuck you
03-09-2004, 16:07:37:
03-09-2004, 16:08:22: hello asshole, nice to meet you
03-09-2004, 16:17:08: you are so cool
03-09-2004, 18:06:52: hell there
03-10-2004, 07:18:27: Voice Recognition and simulation. Neat!
03-10-2004, 07:53:19: fuck me please
03-10-2004, 10:30:23:
03-10-2004, 11:34:21: stuart is a bander
03-10-2004, 11:34:56: this is shite
03-10-2004, 14:52:50: Interesting idea to create a script that does more than display information in pixels. So far, people have created robots, which display information as movement. People have created cameras controlled from the user end that combine both ideologies. You have created a script that displays information as speech that is user controlled. This leaves taste, smell, touch, elastic scripts that can be changed at user level. possible combinations of former and later, and things not yet thought of. Truely a new paradigm. Congrats on being on the cutting edge of it.
03-10-2004, 15:25:54: Hello sir
03-10-2004, 20:45:07: hola
03-10-2004, 20:45:57: drhsrthjtrajsryjsgjrjrjarjarjarjaj
03-10-2004, 21:03:10: fo shizzle nizzle
03-10-2004, 21:23:22: I,m a male
03-10-2004, 21:24:26:
03-10-2004, 21:25:35: yes
03-10-2004, 21:27:19: I,m twenty nine years old
03-10-2004, 21:27:42:
03-10-2004, 21:28:07: I,m portuguese
03-11-2004, 00:36:44: hello
03-11-2004, 07:54:23: i had no penis when i had it removed by castration
03-11-2004, 07:55:26: im sorry, i didnt realise it was spoken out loud, oopsy doopsy
03-11-2004, 21:20:53: i am a faggot
03-12-2004, 06:44:11: hi
03-12-2004, 06:45:43: i want to make you my bitch and stuff your fun hole.. with my hot man ju-ju .. yeah thats right.. im gonna poop all over you. your worthless.. god hates you... you touch yourself at night..
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03-12-2004, 12:00:40: patsy you are a nob
03-12-2004, 15:45:40: yo yo yo. i'm not hizzere, so leave a message and i will hit you back up later, gangster.
03-13-2004, 01:50:31: hi is tina there?
03-13-2004, 09:05:42: hi
03-13-2004, 12:06:18: anet jankowska
03-13-2004, 12:06:31: aneta
03-13-2004, 12:28:07: Hello
03-13-2004, 12:28:34: What?
03-13-2004, 17:03:48: Zac is the biggest fucking gimp ever
03-13-2004, 20:08:51: testing the software
03-13-2004, 20:09:17: tesing
03-13-2004, 21:20:09: FUCK YOU RACHEL GREEN
03-13-2004, 21:20:22: R
03-14-2004, 00:28:10: MAN DO I LOVE CHILI!
03-14-2004, 17:38:39: josh.
03-14-2004, 18:01:49: Help me I'm drowning in my own fecies!
03-14-2004, 19:43:51: Drink Mother Fuckers
03-14-2004, 19:46:31: Hello pepo
03-14-2004, 22:32:46: hello
03-15-2004, 00:16:59: hey mom ok
03-15-2004, 01:53:39: My name is Fenn, i suck balls
03-15-2004, 03:13:34: Hello
03-15-2004, 13:30:40: Versteht der auch deutsch ?
03-15-2004, 13:36:41: Ok
03-15-2004, 13:37:21:
03-15-2004, 17:26:41: hi
03-15-2004, 17:41:16: In the early 1900s Europe seemed to be at peace. There had not been a major war in the region since 1871. Yet political tensions were building, and most nations continued to strengthen their armed forces. In 1888 German chancellor Otto von Bismarck had introduced a bill to the German parliament that added 750,000 soldiers to the German army. In his address he declared, "We no longer ask for love, either from France or Russia. We run after nobody. We Germans fear God and nothing else on earth!" Before long, such aggressive attitudes would lead to war on the European continent.
03-15-2004, 17:44:02: In the early 1900s Europe seemed to be at peace. There had not been a major war in the region since 1871. Yet political tensions were building, and most nations continued to strengthen their armed forces. In 1888 German chancellor Otto von Bismarck had introduced a bill to the German parliament that added 750,000 soldiers to the German army. In his address he declared, "We no longer ask for love, either from France or Russia. We run after nobody. We Germans fear God and nothing else on earth!" Before long, such aggressive attitudes would lead to war on the European continent.
03-15-2004, 17:44:29: In the early 1900s
03-15-2004, 19:41:59: Dylan, I want to eat your butt hole
03-16-2004, 10:12:40: hello
03-16-2004, 16:01:07: hi
03-16-2004, 16:07:40: hi
03-16-2004, 16:30:21: Hey, mister. Just wanted to say hello from Dallas, Texas!
03-17-2004, 09:01:27: hello
03-17-2004, 12:07:17: hi brian
03-17-2004, 12:07:37: hi brian
03-17-2004, 12:09:57: hi brian
03-17-2004, 12:10:27: whats up
03-17-2004, 13:51:54: hello, my name is geraldine
03-17-2004, 13:52:11: hi
03-17-2004, 17:03:48: I have a professional need for this type of software, Can you help?
03-17-2004, 17:26:33: Praise The Lord
03-17-2004, 21:01:25: Hello there
03-18-2004, 08:53:22: hello
03-18-2004, 08:53:39: hello
03-18-2004, 13:12:50: ricky....this is your brain....wake up
03-18-2004, 13:13:06: ricky....this is your brain....wake up
03-18-2004, 13:15:28: ricky this is your brain wake up
03-18-2004, 13:39:24: fuck off john
03-18-2004, 13:44:37: ale jaja
03-18-2004, 13:44:37: ale jaja
03-18-2004, 13:45:15: ale jaja
03-18-2004, 13:45:34: ale jaja
03-18-2004, 17:08:56: Sup Dudes
03-18-2004, 18:00:59: Fuck you Jason
03-18-2004, 18:01:11: i found it jason
03-18-2004, 18:50:48: hello
03-19-2004, 15:16:35: fuck you
03-19-2004, 22:29:32: Phillip smells like hot sauce and glue
03-19-2004, 22:30:54: My goat hurts
03-20-2004, 00:22:26: balloons
03-20-2004, 12:36:54: In the world of today, monkeys not only scream, and give rabies, they also fly in the tail-propelled hover cars! YEAH!
03-21-2004, 00:27:02: Hello there! I don't think you are awake now- it's 2:23 am, CST. Have a nice Sunday.
03-21-2004, 07:01:21: hello
03-21-2004, 12:07:03: ARSE BISCUITS
03-21-2004, 23:33:42: my name is dave
03-22-2004, 12:01:46: hello
03-22-2004, 17:21:10: hello
03-22-2004, 17:21:32: hello
03-22-2004, 17:22:15: know what
03-22-2004, 17:24:43: ghj
03-22-2004, 17:24:51: hgblkjjh
03-22-2004, 17:32:40: hello
03-22-2004, 17:33:18: what is happening
03-22-2004, 22:02:56: yo dawg how's it hangin on da flip side? thats off the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle
03-23-2004, 04:33:11: JAN PRONK
03-23-2004, 13:29:17: hello
03-23-2004, 13:29:24: hello
03-23-2004, 13:30:00: hi
03-23-2004, 14:35:48: hey rob im sorry its a little late but i have to tell you something....it's a little hard for me to say this but as your doctor i must tell you........you might want to come to my office for this but i know your a busy man .........bob...you have A.I.D.S im sorry i really am
03-23-2004, 14:39:46: rob i got to tell you... i fucked your toaster..yea im sorry so thats why in the car when you said this toast taste funny i laughed and then when you said what the hell is this white stuff i laughed even harder it was funny love tommy
03-23-2004, 19:00:01: hello rebeccah
03-23-2004, 19:00:45: hello rebeccah
03-23-2004, 19:00:56: hello rebeccah
03-23-2004, 19:01:53: hello rebeccah
03-24-2004, 05:09:47: hello
03-24-2004, 09:50:13: Hi
03-24-2004, 10:43:57: what is happening
03-24-2004, 10:44:27: what is happening
03-24-2004, 11:01:13: sraka
03-24-2004, 11:01:25: sraka
03-24-2004, 11:09:33: Touche
03-24-2004, 11:10:11: Touche
03-24-2004, 18:15:10: JOHN IS A WHORE AND IT DOES TOO WORK!
03-25-2004, 17:26:37: hihihiihih du habst ein klein Schwanze
03-25-2004, 17:30:12: how do we know you aren't folling everyone and you aren't listening to anyone? Huh!?! EXPLAIN THAT BITCH
03-25-2004, 17:34:47: well if you are listening let me explain a story. when i was just a youngen (i'm 75) wellllll let's just say i wasn't the best of kids. I was an annoying bastard. always getting in trouble I'd yell at the techer just like this "Ms. Bumsen, wanna have leet secks?!" She'd reply "oh yes, i love that groe Schwanze hihihihihihi" all of sudden she turned german, Then the kids yelled "NAZI NAZI NAZI NAzi HELP" and they were all pwnz0red. I was liek, OMG ROFL it's my fault. and then i bined her XD
03-25-2004, 18:07:57: hello
03-25-2004, 18:08:11: hello
03-25-2004, 22:44:27: what is this?
03-26-2004, 06:52:31: thanks Jose
03-26-2004, 06:52:50: thanks
03-26-2004, 07:15:56: hello
03-26-2004, 11:28:42: Hello you have reached Mark, A.K.A. Domby and Big City. I can't get to the phone, so leave a message.
03-26-2004, 15:04:37: I had my tongue removed and need something that will help me communicate.
03-26-2004, 15:05:30: I had my tongue removed and need something to help me communicate.
03-26-2004, 19:17:31: Excuse me, but i have done your B M G member get a member program, and you should have recieved your cd which was Chicago the movie soundtrack. But you have not responded to my email yet, when am i going to get my other two names for people that want to join the club, so i can get my other half of the free cds?
03-26-2004, 20:26:40: Hello
03-27-2004, 17:26:37: This is Renee's voicemail.
03-27-2004, 17:28:12: I have monkey's dancing in my pants.
03-28-2004, 07:23:42: I like working in the office
03-28-2004, 12:21:59: jam tarts
03-28-2004, 15:26:31:
03-28-2004, 15:26:46: hi
03-28-2004, 15:27:22:
03-28-2004, 15:28:16: hi
03-28-2004, 19:42:34: hello
03-28-2004, 22:31:12: This is COOL
03-29-2004, 11:40:25: hello every one
03-29-2004, 18:53:30: Yo, my bro.
03-30-2004, 10:54:34: i am on the moon
03-30-2004, 12:54:56: Hello James
03-30-2004, 15:19:23: fuck
03-30-2004, 15:40:05: kevin smith
03-30-2004, 15:40:22:
03-30-2004, 15:40:32: kavin smith
03-31-2004, 02:36:19: Hello
03-31-2004, 07:27:06: hiya , hows u today?
03-31-2004, 10:50:04: Hello
03-31-2004, 12:37:11: hi
04-01-2004, 11:10:21: Hello
04-01-2004, 12:34:41: yo
04-01-2004, 14:03:52: hello
04-01-2004, 15:05:05: hello if you can hear me please email yes to q w z x a s 1 5 at hot mail . com thank you
04-01-2004, 16:14:35: Hi, I have a real headache
04-01-2004, 16:15:13: Hi, I have a real headache
04-01-2004, 16:16:49: hi im mauricio
04-01-2004, 20:20:36: hey hi robbie move that body !
04-02-2004, 07:53:16: I don't believe you can hear what I'm saying!
04-02-2004, 10:07:45: was geht
04-02-2004, 15:23:41: hey buddy if u can really hear this , i m offering u a full fifteen nights at my hotel "Elounda Beach" at Creta , Greece (one of the most expensive all over the world) ;-) but, u must submit some REAL and not FAKE proof that this system works ;-) u know how to find and contact me , via the hotel's site ;0) FIND IT !!!!
04-02-2004, 15:35:39: if u cannot , your problem buddy !
04-02-2004, 15:46:39: Yeah, i've used your bmg member-get-a member thing, and you should have received your cd, but my record says i'm still waiting to be approved, please update this so i can get my other free cds... thanks
04-02-2004, 15:47:23: Yeah, i've used your bmg member-get-a member thing, and you should have received your cd, but my record says i'm still waiting to be approved, please update this so i can get my other free cds... thanks. I'm michael, my cd to you was the chicago soundtrack thing.
04-02-2004, 21:09:43: hi
04-02-2004, 21:10:02: hi
04-02-2004, 21:10:09: hi
04-02-2004, 21:34:17: hello
04-02-2004, 21:34:55: you suck
04-02-2004, 23:39:06: whats up hommie
04-03-2004, 07:55:40: i think you are a twat
04-03-2004, 08:48:19: hello all craig wade from london england here love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04-03-2004, 16:37:30: matt
04-04-2004, 07:47:53: hello
04-04-2004, 13:02:33: What are you wearing?
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04-04-2004, 13:09:08: 3/22 Continued Principles of fluid balance Capillary Hydrostatic pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid inside the capillary outward against the capillary membrane. An increase in hydrostatic pressure will cause interstitial edema; CHF, renal failure, vein obstruction. 32 mmHg on arterial end 12 mmHg on venous end You increase the blood pressure you increase the filtration rate. Interstitial Fluid pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. Only 1 mmHg. It serves to help keep the fluid in the capillaries. It is like a lake transport system. Plasma colloidal Oncotic Pressure (PCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins inside the blood vessels. Fluid is therefore pulled into vessel from the interstitial space. It works by osmosis. Any condition that decreases amount of protein in plasma will decrease the PCOP; burns, trauma, chronic diarrhea, malnutrition. Liver disease. Interstitial edema will then occur. Any condition that increase the amount of protein in the plasma will increase the PCOP; IV blood and protein product, etc. Hypervolemia can occur. Normal PCOP is 22 mmHg KNOW: The amount of fluid in the vessels and the blood pressure determines the capillary hydrostatic pressure. You want a decrease in hydrostatic pressure at the venous end so the fluids can get back into the vein so it can get rid of waste. Know that PCOP is the big player that gets fluid into the vessel. Know that cap is the big player that gets it out! PCOP is the pressure of fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. The PCOP works by osmosis so it pulls it in. Use 18 gauge big needle for blood IV. Insert Vessel picture here: Tissue Colloidal Osmotic Pressure (TCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins in the interstitial space. Any condition that increases the protein in the interstitial space can cause edema; burns, chronic diarrhea, liver disease, malnutrition, trauma. TCOP: If you get an increase in TCOP you get edema ex. Burns. **Rales in the lungs tells you that you have a high TCOP in the lungs. Causes of problem: 1. Malnourished which decreases the 22 mm from the capillary end. 2. GI disease. **Gravity increases the hydrostatic pressure making venule blood pooling occur. ***Know: If you are lying on your left lung is has better perfusion but the right lung has better expansion. *Therefore: fluid is forced out of capillary by hydrostatic pressure and pulled back into the venule by PCOP. Balance between interstitial space and intravascular space is dependent on blood pressure and plasma protein concentration. An alteration in one compartment causes alteration in the other two. Fluid Excess Vascular Hypervolemia Excess fluid in the intravascular space. This will cause an increase in the capillary hydrostatic pressure and a decrease in the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure due to dilution. However, if protein IVs are given then the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure will increase. KNOW: With Vascular hypervolemial the capillary hydrostatic pressure increases increases and the PCOP decreases d/t dilution. Central venous angle- note the angle the patient is lying at. Clinical findings: increase in b/p; full, bounding peripheral pulses (+3/3); distended peripheral veins; jugular distention (JVD); may have s/s of pulmonary edema. Interventions: Decrease IV to KVO rate (20cc/hr) dont wait for doctors order to do this!!! KNOW 20cc/hr is KVO rate!! Elebate HOB to ease breathing Place legs in dependent position if possible to decrease venous return to heart Decrease pateints anxiety ***Morphine IV will decrease preload and afterload d/t vasodilating effects. Preload is the fluid going into the right side of heart and decreasing afterload is decreasing lung load. Adminster O2 via nasal cannula as ordered. I and O Daily weights for maintenance; a liter of water weighs 2.2 # or one kilogram or 5 lbs = 2 liters V/S Rotating tourniquets may be applied in emergency situations Trying to decrease venous return to the heart. This is an emergency tourniquet on 3 extremities rotated to decrease the venous return. Edema: (second spacing of fluid) excess fluid in the interstitial space. Edema appears first in tissues which are poorly protected against hydrostatic pressure, i.e. skin and subcutaneous tissues in dependent parts of the body. Edema creeps upward and pitting edema can be seen after a 10% weight gain. Clincal Findings: puffy eyelids or bags under eyes; pale, tight, shiny skin; SOB, dyspnea, moist rales, hoarseness, swollen ankles, rings tight, shoes tight, belt tight. Interventions: Elevate affected body part to increase venous return to the heart except if they are having trouble breathing which means there is edema in the lungs. There is a test question on positioning! Promote activity as much as possible Fluid restrictions may be necessary along with low Na+ diet Diuretics; IV or PO depends on functional GI Teach patient to avoid anything that would restrict circulation Avoid sitting with pressure against back of knees or crossing legs. Wrinkled teds = a tourniquet. Know the dif between edema and hypervolemia! Edema = an increase in interstitial space and vascular hypervolemia = an increase in intrascular space. Diuretics wash out K+ and all electrolytes. Always watch K+ levels. Know s/s of hypo and hyperkalemia!!!!! Put in here: Water intoxication: excess fluid in the intracellular space. Most often caused by excessive IV fluids, especially hypotonic (ex. .45% normal saline); can be related to psychiatric disorder. Clinical findings: brain responds poorlyThis is the key #1 s/s of water intoxication. Cerebral edema occurs. There is disturbed thought/behavior; apprehension, irritabliltiy, restlessness, confusion, lethargy, coma and death occur. Patient seldom has visible edema. Interventions: #1 is prevention! Monitor IVs to prevent run away IV fluids. Monitor urinary output Assess serum Na+ Administer plasma expanders, e.g. albumin, mannitol, dextran ***KNOW if you have cerebral edema give plasma expanders!!!! They are hypertonic and draw fluid out of the cells!!! Plasma expanders include albumin, mannitol and dextran. Third spacing fluids move into inaccessible spaces in the body; fluids move out of intravascular space and are retained there; there is no actual decrease in total fluid volume; hence body weight will be unchanged. ** Suspect third spacing if intravascular volume decreases (drop in b/p and hr!!!) without an increase in urinary output or a decrease in body weight. Conditions under which this can occur: intestinal obstruction (paralytic ileus), cellulites, crushing injuries, vascular occlusions. Actually, can occur in any space in which there is normally a small amount of fluid, e.g. pleural space, pericardial space, eye, synovial space, digestive tract, etc. Paralytic ileus is a paralyzed portion of the bowel. A paralytic ileus has a drop in bp and increase in HR. There is a loss of water into the vascular area. ****KNOW: Although there is fluid excess, THIRD SPACING is really a special form of DEHYRADATION. Beware.after fluid is third space it may move back into the vascular system causing hypervolemia. Treatment: IV plasma expanders!!!! E.g. dextran, albumin etc. Fluid deficit Three Stages: Simple dehydration: dry skin, loss of skin turgor, weight loss Advanced fluid loss: falling b/p; weak, thready, rapid pulse Hypovolemic shock: signs of renal failure occur Death occurs when 15 25 % of body fluid is lost. Clinical findings: vary based on degree of dehyrdration Thirst, but altered mechanism in elderly so not a reliable sign. If you are thirsty you are already down 1500ccs. Dry skin and mucous membranes with poor tissue turgor,(check chest/back of forearm) hollow eyes (seen in kids), shrunken and wrinkled, furrowed tongue (scrotal tongue). Temperature elevation (mild 100.5 d/t lack of H20 to cool body) Weight loss Orthostatic hypotension and decreased b/p Tachycardia (increased hr d/t baroreceptors in arteries. Pale, cold extremities d/t peripheral vasoconstriction Oliguria (decreased urine) to anuria (no urine) with dark, concentrated urine with high specific gravity. Increase in Hct, Hgb, Na+, serum osmolality d/t high solute relative to sovent(H20) Normally your Hct is 3 X your Hgb If it is increased think of the hydration status. You can also dehydrate in pools and oceans. Apathy, fatigue, stupor, delirium when CNS affected d/t cerebral cells shrinking, death can occur. ** Increase in serum osmolality causes water to leave cells. Interventions: give fluids!PO vs IV based on stage of dehydration. Monitor Ivs Scrupulous oral care Balance rest and activity Adequate nutrition I and O, daily weighs VS **Monitor for overhydration or hypervolemia (overshooting the mark) Ex. If you give a runner water at the end of a race they can get water intoxication. NA+ Normal: (135 145mEq) If Na+ imbalance they are like to have a K+ imbalance Association of water and fluid control Conduction of neuro impulses Extracellular cation Helps regulate ADH secretion Hyponatremia Causes lose Na+ (GI loss) Diuretics, Burns, Tap water enemas, Salt restricted diets Decrease in aldosterone. S/S of Hyponatremia poor skin turgor, rthostatic hypotensionwith an increase in HR weak pulses Muscle cramping Anorexia N/V Fatigue Apathy Headache Vertigo Treatment of Hyponatremia Replace Na+: IV or PO HyperNatremia Causes: Lose more H20 than Na+ Kidney failure(RF) CHF Increase in Aldosterone production S/S of hypernatremia Dry sticky mucous membrane, Thirst Rubbery tissue turgor Flushed Increase in temperature, Decrease in b/p Decrease in VO Increase in HR Dry rough tongue Treatment of hypernatremia Treat cause of increase Restrict Na+ intake, Diuretics May have fluids restricted K+ Normal: (3.5 5.5 mEq) Cell Cation Body doesnt conserve K+ you need it in your diet daily Neuromuscular activity Acid/base regulation Hypokalemia Causes: GI loss, Diuretics Increase in Aldosterone production Inadequate intake Stress Polyuria S/S Mainly NM: Decreased appetite Vomit Decrease in peristalsis Intestinal obstruction Distended abdomen Soft, flabby muscles Shallow increased respirations Arythmias Flattened T waves Weak increase in pressure ***Note: Hypokalemia potentiates action of digoxin. Never IV push K+ Treatment: IV or PO K+ Never give more than 10 20 mEq/hr IV Hyperkalemia Causes: Shock/cell death Burns Trauma Renal failure Adrenal insufficiency Stored blood (preservatives) S/S Diarrhea Nausea Heart Arrhythmias General muscle weakness Paresthesia of extremities Peaked T waves Treatment: Hypertonic glucose IV with insulin Kaexelate: oral or rectal Know the dif b/w s/s of hypo and hyperkalemia. The body handles anion imbalances better than cation imbalances. It needs the cations balanced. Know all normal numbers. Case Study #1 93 year old female Malnourished, weak, very restless, flushed Low protein so TCOP and PCOP are affected Dehydrated effects cap pressure and hydrostatic pressure Very restless Skin flushed so this says there is an increase in temp which = dehydration T 101.4 B/P 136/80 P 90 R 28 *high
04-04-2004, 13:09:10: 3/22 Continued Principles of fluid balance Capillary Hydrostatic pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid inside the capillary outward against the capillary membrane. An increase in hydrostatic pressure will cause interstitial edema; CHF, renal failure, vein obstruction. 32 mmHg on arterial end 12 mmHg on venous end You increase the blood pressure you increase the filtration rate. Interstitial Fluid pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. Only 1 mmHg. It serves to help keep the fluid in the capillaries. It is like a lake transport system. Plasma colloidal Oncotic Pressure (PCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins inside the blood vessels. Fluid is therefore pulled into vessel from the interstitial space. It works by osmosis. Any condition that decreases amount of protein in plasma will decrease the PCOP; burns, trauma, chronic diarrhea, malnutrition. Liver disease. Interstitial edema will then occur. Any condition that increase the amount of protein in the plasma will increase the PCOP; IV blood and protein product, etc. Hypervolemia can occur. Normal PCOP is 22 mmHg KNOW: The amount of fluid in the vessels and the blood pressure determines the capillary hydrostatic pressure. You want a decrease in hydrostatic pressure at the venous end so the fluids can get back into the vein so it can get rid of waste. Know that PCOP is the big player that gets fluid into the vessel. Know that cap is the big player that gets it out! PCOP is the pressure of fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. The PCOP works by osmosis so it pulls it in. Use 18 gauge big needle for blood IV. Insert Vessel picture here: Tissue Colloidal Osmotic Pressure (TCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins in the interstitial space. Any condition that increases the protein in the interstitial space can cause edema; burns, chronic diarrhea, liver disease, malnutrition, trauma. TCOP: If you get an increase in TCOP you get edema ex. Burns. **Rales in the lungs tells you that you have a high TCOP in the lungs. Causes of problem: 1. Malnourished which decreases the 22 mm from the capillary end. 2. GI disease. **Gravity increases the hydrostatic pressure making venule blood pooling occur. ***Know: If you are lying on your left lung is has better perfusion but the right lung has better expansion. *Therefore: fluid is forced out of capillary by hydrostatic pressure and pulled back into the venule by PCOP. Balance between interstitial space and intravascular space is dependent on blood pressure and plasma protein concentration. An alteration in one compartment causes alteration in the other two. Fluid Excess Vascular Hypervolemia Excess fluid in the intravascular space. This will cause an increase in the capillary hydrostatic pressure and a decrease in the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure due to dilution. However, if protein IVs are given then the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure will increase. KNOW: With Vascular hypervolemial the capillary hydrostatic pressure increases increases and the PCOP decreases d/t dilution. Central venous angle- note the angle the patient is lying at. Clinical findings: increase in b/p; full, bounding peripheral pulses (+3/3); distended peripheral veins; jugular distention (JVD); may have s/s of pulmonary edema. Interventions: Decrease IV to KVO rate (20cc/hr) dont wait for doctors order to do this!!! KNOW 20cc/hr is KVO rate!! Elebate HOB to ease breathing Place legs in dependent position if possible to decrease venous return to he
04-04-2004, 13:09:12: 3/22 Continued Principles of fluid balance Capillary Hydrostatic pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid inside the capillary outward against the capillary membrane. An increase in hydrostatic pressure will cause interstitial edema; CHF, renal failure, vein obstruction. 32 mmHg on arterial end 12 mmHg on venous end You increase the blood pressure you increase the filtration rate. Interstitial Fluid pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. Only 1 mmHg. It serves to help keep the fluid in the capillaries. It is like a lake transport system. Plasma colloidal Oncotic Pressure (PCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins inside the blood vessels. Fluid is therefore pulled into vessel from the interstitial space. It works by osmosis. Any condition that decreases amount of protein in plasma will decrease the PCOP; burns, trauma, chronic diarrhea, malnutrition. Liver disease. Interstitial edema will then occur. Any condition that increase the amount of protein in the plasma will increase the PCOP; IV blood and protein product, etc. Hypervolemia can occur. Normal PCOP is 22 mmHg KNOW: The amount of fluid in the vessels and the blood pressure determines the capillary hydrostatic pressure. You want a decrease in hydrostatic pressure at the venous end so the fluids can get back into the vein so it can get rid of waste. Know that PCOP is the big player that gets fluid into the vessel. Know that cap is the big player that gets it out! PCOP is the pressure of fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. The PCOP works by osmosis so it pulls it in. Use 18 gauge big needle for blood IV. Insert Vessel picture here: Tissue Colloidal Osmotic Pressure (TCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins in the interstitial space. Any condition that increases the protein in the interstitial space can cause edema; burns, chronic diarrhea, liver disease, malnutrition, trauma. TCOP: If you get an increase in TCOP you get edema ex. Burns. **Rales in the lungs tells you that you have a high TCOP in the lungs. Causes of problem: 1. Malnourished which decreases the 22 mm from the capillary end. 2. GI disease. **Gravity increases the hydrostatic pressure making venule blood pooling occur. ***Know: If you are lying on your left lung is has better perfusion but the right lung has better expansion. *Therefore: fluid is forced out of capillary by hydrostatic pressure and pulled back into the venule by PCOP. Balance between interstitial space and intravascular space is dependent on blood pressure and plasma protein concentration. An alteration in one compartment causes alteration in the other two. Fluid Excess Vascular Hypervolemia Excess fluid in the intravascular space. This will cause an increase in the capillary hydrostatic pressure and a decrease in the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure due to dilution. However, if protein IVs are given then the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure will increase. KNOW: With Vascular hypervolemial the capillary hydrostatic pressure increases increases and the PCOP decreases d/t dilution. Central venous angle- note the angle the patient is lying at. Clinical findings: increase in b/p; full, bounding peripheral pulses (+3/3); distended peripheral veins; jugular distention (JVD); may have s/s of pulmonary edema. Interventions: Decrease IV to KVO rate (20cc/hr) dont wait for doctors order to do this!!! KNOW 20cc/hr is KVO rate!! Elebate HOB to ease breathing Place legs in dependent position if possible to decrease venous return to heart Decrease pateints anxiety ***Morphine IV will decrease preload and afterload d/t vasodilating effects. Preload is the fluid going into the right side of heart and decreasing afterload is decreasing lung load. Adminster O2 via nasal cannula as ordered. I and O Daily weights for maintenance; a liter of water weighs 2.2 # or one kilogram or 5 lbs = 2 liters V/S Rotating tourniquets may be applied in emergency situations Trying to decrease venous return to the heart. This is an emergency tourniquet on 3 extremities rotated to decrease the venous return. Edema: (second spacing of fluid) excess fluid in the interstitial space. Edema appears first in tissues which are poorly protected against hydrostatic pressure, i.e. skin and subcutaneous tissues in dependent parts of the body. Edema creeps upward and pitting edema can be seen after a 10% weight gain. Clincal Findings: puffy eyelids or bags under eyes; pale, tight, shiny skin; SOB, dyspnea, moist rales, hoarseness, swollen ankles, rings tight, shoes tight, belt tight. Interventions: Elevate affected body part to increase venous return to the heart except if they are having trouble breathing which means there is edema in the lungs. There is a test question on positioning! Promote activity as much as possible Fluid restrictions may be necessary along with low Na+ diet Diuretics; IV or PO depends on functional GI Teach patient to avoid anything that would restrict circulation Avoid sitting with pressure against back of knees or crossing legs. Wrinkled teds = a tourniquet. Know the dif between edema and hypervolemia! Edema = an increase in interstitial space and vascular hypervolemia = an increase in intrascular space. Diuretics wash out K+ and all electrolytes. Always watch K+ levels. Know s/s of hypo and hyperkalemia!!!!! Put in here: Water intoxication: excess fluid in the intracellular space. Most often caused by excessive IV fluids, especially hypotonic (ex. .45% normal saline); can be related to psychiatric disorder. Clinical findings: brain responds poorlyThis is the key #1 s/s of water intoxication. Cerebral edema occurs. There is disturbed thought/behavior; apprehension, irritabliltiy, restlessness, confusion, lethargy, coma and death occur. Patient seldom has visible edema. Interventions: #1 is prevention! Monitor IVs to prevent run away IV fluids. Monitor urinary output Assess serum Na+ Administer plasma expanders, e.g. albumin, mannitol, dextran ***KNOW if you have cerebral edema give plasma expanders!!!! They are hypertonic and draw fluid out of the cells!!! Plasma expanders include albumin, mannitol and dextran. Third spacing fluids move into inaccessible spaces in the body; fluids move out of intravascular space and are retained there; there is no actual decrease in total fluid volume; hence body weight will be unchanged. ** Suspect third spacing if intravascular volume decreases (drop in b/p and hr!!!) without an increase in urinary output or a decrease in body weight. Conditions under which this can occur: intestinal obstruction (paralytic ileus), cellulites, crushing injuries, vascular occlusions. Actually, can occur in any space in which there is normally a small amount of fluid, e.g. pleural space, pericardial space, eye, synovial space, digestive tract, etc. Paralytic ileus is a paralyzed portion of the bowel. A paralytic ileus has a drop in bp and increase in HR. There is a loss of water into the vascular area.
04-04-2004, 13:09:12: 3/22 Continued Principles of fluid balance Capillary Hydrostatic pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid inside the capillary outward against the capillary membrane. An increase in hydrostatic pressure will cause interstitial edema; CHF, renal failure, vein obstruction. 32 mmHg on arterial end 12 mmHg on venous end You increase the blood pressure you increase the filtration rate. Interstitial Fluid pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. Only 1 mmHg. It serves to help keep the fluid in the capillaries. It is like a lake transport system. Plasma colloidal Oncotic Pressure (PCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins inside the blood vessels. Fluid is therefore pulled into vessel from the interstitial space. It works by osmosis. Any condition that decreases amount of protein in plasma will decrease the PCOP; burns, trauma, chronic diarrhea, malnutrition. Liver disease. Interstitial edema will then occur. Any condition that increase the amount of protein in the plasma will increase the PCOP; IV blood and protein product, etc. Hypervolemia can occur. Normal PCOP is 22 mmHg KNOW: The amount of fluid in the vessels and the blood pressure determines the capillary hydro
04-04-2004, 13:09:13: 3/22 Continued Principles of fluid balance Capillary Hydrostatic pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid inside the capillary outward against the capillary membrane. An increase in hydrostatic pressure will cause interstitial edema; CHF, renal failure, vein obstruction. 32 mmHg on arterial end 12 mmHg on venous end You increase the blood pressure you increase the filtration rate. Interstitial Fluid pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. Only 1 mmHg. It serves to help keep the fluid in the capillaries. It is like a lake transport system. Plasma colloidal Oncotic Pressure (PCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins inside the blood vessels. Fluid is therefore pulled into vessel from the interstitial space. It works by osmosis. Any condition that decreases amount of protein in plasma will decrease the PCOP; burns, trauma, chronic diarrhea, malnutrition. Liver disease. Interstitial edema will then occur. Any condition that increase the amount of protein in the plasma will increase the PCOP; IV blood and protein product, etc. Hypervolemia can occur. Normal PCOP is 22 mmHg KNOW: The amount of fluid in the vessels and the blood pressure determines the capillary hydrostatic pressure. You want a decrease in hydrostatic pressure at the venous end so the fluids can get back into the vein so it can get rid of waste. Know that PCOP is the big player that gets fluid into the vessel. Know that cap is the big player that gets it out! PCOP is the pressure of fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. The PCOP works by osmosis so it pulls it in. Use 18 gauge big needle for blood IV. Insert Vessel picture here: Tissue Colloidal Osmotic Pressure (TCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins in the interstitial space. Any condition that increases the protein in the interstitial space can cause edema; burns, chronic diarrhea, liver disease, malnutrition, trauma. TCOP: If you get an increase in TCOP you get edema ex. Burns. **Rales in the lungs tells you that you have a high TCOP in the lungs. Causes of problem: 1. Malnourished which decreases the 22 mm from the capillary end. 2. GI disease. **Gravity increases the hydrostatic pressure making venule blood pooling occur. ***Know: If you are lying on your left lung is has better perfusion but the right lung has better expansion. *Therefore: fluid is forced out of capillary by hydrostatic pressure and pulled back into the venule by PCOP. Balance between interstitial space and intravascular space is dependent on blood pressure and plasma protein concentration. An alteration in one compartment causes alteration in the other two. Fluid Excess Vascular Hypervolemia Excess fluid in the intravascular space. This will cause an increase in the capillary hydrostatic pressure and a decrease in the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure due to dilution. However, if protein IVs are given then the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure will increase. KNOW: With Vascular hypervolemial the capillary hydrostatic pressure increases increases and the PCOP decreases d/t dilution. Central venous angle- note the angle the patient is lying at. Clinical findings: increase in b/p; full, bounding peripheral pulses (+3/3); distended peripheral veins; jugular distention (JVD); may have s/s of pulmonary edema. Interventions: Decrease IV to KVO rate (20cc/hr) dont wait for doctors order to do this!!! KNOW 20cc/hr is KVO rate!! Elebate HOB to ease breathing Place legs in dependent position if possible to decrease venous return to he
04-04-2004, 13:09:16: 3/22 Continued Principles of fluid balance Capillary Hydrostatic pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid inside the capillary outward against the capillary membrane. An increase in hydrostatic pressure will cause interstitial edema; CHF, renal failure, vein obstruction. 32 mmHg on arterial end 12 mmHg on venous end You increase the blood pressure you increase the filtration rate. Interstitial Fluid pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. Only 1 mmHg. It serves to help keep the fluid in the capillaries. It is like a lake transport system. Plasma colloidal Oncotic Pressure (PCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins inside the blood vessels. Fluid is therefore pulled into vessel from the interstitial space. It works by osmosis. Any condition that decreases amount of protein in plasma will decrease the PCOP; burns, trauma, chronic diarrhea, malnutrition. Liver disease. Interstitial edema will then occur. Any condition that increase the amount of protein in the plasma will increase the PCOP; IV blood and protein product, etc. Hypervolemia can occur. Normal PCOP is 22 mmHg KNOW: The amount of fluid in the vessels and the blood pressure determines the capillary hydrostatic pressure. You want a decrease in hydrostatic pressure at the venous end so the fluids can get back into the vein so it can get rid of waste. Know that PCOP is the big player that gets fluid into the vessel. Know that cap is the big player that gets it out! PCOP is the pressure of fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. The PCOP works by osmosis so it pulls it in. Use 18 gauge big needle for blood IV. Insert Vessel picture here: Tissue Colloidal Osmotic Pressure (TCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins in the interstitial space. Any condition that increases the protein in the interstitial space can cause edema; burns, chronic diarrhea, liver disease, malnutrition, trauma. TCOP: If you get an increase in TCOP you get edema ex. Burns. **Rales in the lungs tells you that you have a high TCOP in the lungs. Causes of problem: 1. Malnourished which decreases the 22 mm from the capillary end. 2. GI disease. **Gravity increases the hydrostatic pressure making venule blood pooling occur. ***Know: If you are lying on your left lung is has better perfusion but the right lung has better expansion. *Therefore: fluid is forced out of capillary by hydrostatic pressure and pulled back into the venule by PCOP. Balance between interstitial space and intravascular space is dependent on blood pressure and plasma protein concentration. An alteration in one compartment causes alteration in the other two. Fluid Excess Vascular Hypervolemia Excess fluid in the intravascular space. This will cause an increase in the capillary hydrostatic pressure and a decrease in the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure due to dilution. However, if protein IVs are given then the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure will increase. KNOW: With Vascular hypervolemial the capillary hydrostatic pressure increases increases and the PCOP decreases d/t dilution. Central venous angle- note the angle the patient is lying at. Clinical findings: increase in b/p; full, bounding peripheral pulses (+3/3); distended peripheral veins; jugular distention (JVD); may have s/s of pulmonary edema. Interventions: Decrease IV to KVO rate (20cc/hr) dont wait for doctors order to do this!!! KNOW 20cc/hr is KVO rate!! Elebate HOB to ease breathing Place legs in dependent position if possible to decrease venous return to heart Decrease pateints anxiety ***Morphine IV will decrease preload and afterload d/t vasodilating effects. Preload is the fluid going into the right side of heart and decreasing afterload is decreasing lung load. Adminster O2 via nasal cannula as ordered. I and O Daily weights for maintenance; a liter of water weighs 2.2 # or one kilogram or 5 lbs = 2 liters V/S Rotating tourniquets may be applied in emergency situations Trying to decrease venous return to the heart. This is an emergency tourniquet on 3 extremities rotated to decrease the venous return. Edema: (second spacing of fluid) excess fluid in the interstitial space. Edema appears first in tissues which are poorly protected against hydrostatic pressure, i.e. skin and subcutaneous tissues in dependent parts of the body. Edema creeps upward and pitting edema can be seen after a 10% weight gain. Clincal Findings: puffy eyelids or bags under eyes; pale, tight, shiny skin; SOB, dyspnea, moist rales, hoarseness, swollen ankles, rings tight, shoes tight, belt tight. Interventions: Elevate affected body part to increase venous return to the heart except if they are having trouble breathing which means there is edema in the lungs. There is a test question on positioning! Promote activity as much as possible Fluid restrictions may be necessary along with low Na+ diet Diuretics; IV or PO depends on functional GI Teach patient to avoid anything that would restrict circulation Avoid sitting with pressure against back of knees or crossing legs. Wrinkled teds = a tourniquet. Know the dif between edema and hypervolemia! Edema = an increase in interstitial space and vascular hypervolemia = an increase in intrascular space. Diuretics wash out K+ and all electrolytes. Always watch K+ levels. Know s/s of hypo and hyperkalemia!!!!! Put in here: Water intoxication: excess fluid in the intracellular space. Most often caused by excessive IV fluids, especially hypotonic (ex. .45% normal saline); can be related to psychiatric disorder. Clinical findings: brain responds poorlyThis is the key #1 s/s of water intoxication. Cerebral edema occurs. There is disturbed thought/behavior; apprehension, irritabliltiy, restlessness, confusion, lethargy, coma and death occur. Patient seldom has visible edema. Interventions: #1 is prevention! Monitor IVs to prevent run away IV fluids. Monitor urinary output Assess serum Na+ Administer plasma expanders, e.g. albumin, mannitol, dextran ***KNOW if you have cerebral edema give plasma expanders!!!! They are hypertonic and draw fluid out of the cells!!! Plasma expanders include albumin, mannitol and dextran. Third spacing fluids move into inaccessible spaces in the body; fluids move out of intravascular space and are retained there; there is no actual decrease in total fluid volume; hence body weight will be unchanged. ** Suspect third spacing if intravascular volume decreases (drop in b/p and hr!!!) without an increase in urinary output or a decrease in body weight. Conditions under which this can occur: intestinal obstruction (paralytic ileus), cellulites, crushing injuries, vascular occlusions. Actually, can occur in any space in which there is normally a small amount of fluid, e.g. pleural space, pericardial space, eye, synovial space, digestive tract, etc. Paralytic ileus is a paralyzed portion of the bowel. A paralytic ileus has a drop in bp and increase in HR. There is a loss of water into the vascular area.
04-04-2004, 13:09:16: 3/22 Continued Principles of fluid balance Capillary Hydrostatic pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid inside the capillary outward against the capillary membrane. An increase in hydrostatic pressure will cause interstitial edema; CHF, renal failure, vein obstruction. 32 mmHg on arterial end 12 mmHg on venous end You increase the blood pressure you increase the filtration rate. Interstitial Fluid pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. Only 1 mmHg. It serves to help keep the fluid in the capillaries. It is like a lake transport system. Plasma colloidal Oncotic Pressure (PCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins inside the blood vessels. Fluid is therefore pulled into vessel from the interstitial space. It works by osmosis. Any condition that decreases amount of protein in plasma will decrease the PCOP; burns, trauma, chronic diarrhea, malnutrition. Liver disease. Interstitial edema will then occur. Any condition that increase the amount of protein in the plasma will increase the PCOP; IV blood and protein product, etc. Hypervolemia can occur. Normal PCOP is 22 mmHg KNOW: The amount of fluid in the vessels and the blood pressure determines the capillary hydro
04-04-2004, 13:09:17: 3/22 Continued Principles of fluid balance Capillary Hydrostatic pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid inside the capillary outward against the capillary membrane. An increase in hydrostatic pressure will cause interstitial edema; CHF, renal failure, vein obstruction. 32 mmHg on arterial end 12 mmHg on venous end You increase the blood pressure you increase the filtration rate. Interstitial Fluid pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. Only 1 mmHg. It serves to help keep the fluid in the capillaries. It is like a lake transport system. Plasma colloidal Oncotic Pressure (PCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins inside the blood vessels. Fluid is therefore pulled into vessel from the interstitial space. It works by osmosis. Any condition that decreases amount of protein in plasma will decrease the PCOP; burns, trauma, chronic diarrhea, malnutrition. Liver disease. Interstitial edema will then occur. Any condition that increase the amount of protein in the plasma will increase the PCOP; IV blood and protein product, etc. Hypervolemia can occur. Normal PCOP is 22 mmHg KNOW: The amount of fluid in the vessels and the blood pressure determines the capillary hydrostatic pressure. You want a decrease in hydrostatic pressure at the venous end so the fluids can get back into the vein so it can get rid of waste. Know that PCOP is the big player that gets fluid into the vessel. Know that cap is the big player that gets it out! PCOP is the pressure of fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. The PCOP works by osmosis so it pulls it in. Use 18 gauge big needle for blood IV. Insert Vessel picture here: Tissue Colloidal Osmotic Pressure (TCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins in the interstitial space. Any condition that increases the protein in the interstitial space can cause edema; burns, chronic diarrhea, liver disease, malnutrition, trauma. TCOP: If you get an increase in TCOP you get edema ex. Burns. **Rales in the lungs tells you that you have a high TCOP in the lungs. Causes of problem: 1. Malnourished which decreases the 22 mm from the capillary end. 2. GI disease. **Gravity increases the hydrostatic pressure making venule blood pooling occur. ***Know: If you are lying on your left lung is has better perfusion but the right lung has better expansion. *Therefore: fluid is forced out of capillary by hydrostatic pressure and pulled back into the venule by PCOP. Balance between interstitial space and intravascular space is dependent on blood pressure and plasma protein concentration. An alteration in one compartment causes alteration in the other two. Fluid Excess Vascular Hypervolemia Excess fluid in the intravascular space. This will cause an increase in the capillary hydrostatic pressure and a decrease in the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure due to dilution. However, if protein IVs are given then the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure will increase. KNOW: With Vascular hypervolemial the capillary hydrostatic pressure increases increases and the PCOP decreases d/t dilution. Central venous angle- note the angle the patient is lying at. Clinical findings: increase in b/p; full, bounding peripheral pulses (+3/3); distended peripheral veins; jugular distention (JVD); may have s/s of pulmonary edema. Interventions: Decrease IV to KVO rate (20cc/hr) dont wait for doctors order to do this!!! KNOW 20cc/hr is KVO rate!! Elebate HOB to ease breathing Place legs in dependent position if possible to decrease venous return to he
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04-08-2004, 12:07:24: Continued Principles of fluid balance Capillary Hydrostatic pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid inside the capillary outward against the capillary membrane. An increase in hydrostatic pressure will cause interstitial edema; CHF, renal failure, vein obstruction. 32 mmHg on arterial end 12 mmHg on venous end You increase the blood pressure you increase the filtration rate. Interstitial Fluid pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. Only 1 mmHg. It serves to help keep the fluid in the capillaries. It is like a lake transport system. Plasma colloidal Oncotic Pressure (PCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins inside the blood vessels. Fluid is therefore pulled into vessel from the interstitial space. It works by osmosis. Any condition that decreases amount of protein in plasma will decrease the PCOP; burns, trauma, chronic diarrhea, malnutrition. Liver disease. Interstitial edema will then occur. Any condition that increase the amount of protein in the plasma will increase the PCOP; IV blood and protein product, etc. Hypervolemia can occur. Normal PCOP is 22 mmHg KNOW: The amount of fluid in the vessels and the blood pressure determines the capillary hydrostatic pressure. You want a decrease in hydrostatic pressure at the venous end so the fluids can get back into the vein so it can get rid of waste. Know that PCOP is the big player that gets fluid into the vessel. Know that cap is the big player that gets it out! PCOP is the pressure of fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. The PCOP works by osmosis so it pulls it in. Use 18 gauge big needle for blood IV. Insert Vessel picture here: Tissue Colloidal Osmotic Pressure (TCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins in the interstitial space. Any condition that increases the protein in the interstitial space can cause edema; burns, chronic diarrhea, liver disease, malnutrition, trauma. TCOP: If you get an increase in TCOP you get edema ex. Burns. **Rales in the lungs tells you that you have a high TCOP in the lungs. Causes of problem: 1. Malnourished which decreases the 22 mm from the capillary end. 2. GI disease. **Gravity increases the hydrostatic pressure making venule blood pooling occur. ***Know: If you are lying on your left lung is has better perfusion but the right lung has better expansion. *Therefore: fluid is forced out of capillary by hydrostatic pressure and pulled back into the venule by PCOP. Balance between interstitial space and intravascular space is dependent on blood pressure and plasma protein concentration. An alteration in one compartment causes alteration in the other two. Fluid Excess Vascular Hypervolemia Excess fluid in the intravascular space. This will cause an increase in the capillary hydrostatic pressure and a decrease in the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure due to dilution. However, if protein IVs are given then the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure will increase. KNOW: With Vascular hypervolemial the capillary hydrostatic pressure increases increases and the PCOP decreases d/t dilution. Central venous angle- note the angle the patient is lying at. Clinical findings: increase in b/p; full, bounding peripheral pulses (+3/3); distended peripheral veins; jugular distention (JVD); may have s/s of pulmonary edema. Interventions: Decrease IV to KVO rate (20cc/hr) dont wait for doctors order to do this!!! KNOW 20cc/hr is KVO rate!! Elebate HOB to ease breathing Place legs in dependent position if possible to decrease venous return to heart Decrease pateints anxiety ***Morphine IV will decrease preload and afterload d/t vasodilating effects. Preload is the fluid going into the right side of heart and decreasing afterload is decreasing lung load. Adminster O2 via nasal cannula as ordered. I and O Daily weights for maintenance; a liter of water weighs 2.2 # or one kilogram or 5 lbs = 2 liters V/S Rotating tourniquets may be applied in emergency situations Trying to decrease venous return to the heart. This is an emergency tourniquet on 3 extremities rotated to decrease the venous return. Edema: (second spacing of fluid) excess fluid in the interstitial space. Edema appears first in tissues which are poorly protected against hydrostatic pressure, i.e. skin and subcutaneous tissues in dependent parts of the body. Edema creeps upward and pitting edema can be seen after a 10% weight gain. Clincal Findings: puffy eyelids or bags under eyes; pale, tight, shiny skin; SOB, dyspnea, moist rales, hoarseness, swollen ankles, rings tight, shoes tight, belt tight. Interventions: Elevate affected body part to increase venous return to the heart except if they are having trouble breathing which means there is edema in the lungs. There is a test question on positioning! Promote activity as much as possible Fluid restrictions may be necessary along with low Na+ diet Diuretics; IV or PO depends on functional GI Teach patient to avoid anything that would restrict circulation Avoid sitting with pressure against back of knees or crossing legs. Wrinkled teds = a tourniquet. Know the dif between edema and hypervolemia! Edema = an increase in interstitial space and vascular hypervolemia = an increase in intrascular space. Diuretics wash out K+ and all electrolytes. Always watch K+ levels. Know s/s of hypo and hyperkalemia!!!!! Put in here: Water intoxication: excess fluid in the intracellular space. Most often caused by excessive IV fluids, especially hypotonic (ex. .45% normal saline); can be related to psychiatric disorder. Clinical findings: brain responds poorlyThis is the key #1 s/s of water intoxication. Cerebral edema occurs. There is disturbed thought/behavior; apprehension, irritabliltiy, restlessness, confusion, lethargy, coma and death occur. Patient seldom has visible edema. Interventions: #1 is prevention! Monitor IVs to prevent run away IV fluids. Monitor urinary output Assess serum Na+ Administer plasma expanders, e.g. albumin, mannitol, dextran ***KNOW if you have cerebral edema give plasma expanders!!!! They are hypertonic and draw fluid out of the cells!!! Plasma expanders include albumin, mannitol and dextran. Third spacing fluids move into inaccessible spaces in the body; fluids move out of intravascular space and are retained there; there is no actual decrease in total fluid volume; hence body weight will be unchanged. ** Suspect third spacing if intravascular volume decreases (drop in b/p and hr!!!) without an increase in urinary output or a decrease in body weight. Conditions under which this can occur: intestinal obstruction (paralytic ileus), cellulites, crushing injuries, vascular occlusions. Actually, can occur in any space in which there is normally a small amount of fluid, e.g. pleural space, pericardial space, eye, synovial space, digestive tract, etc. Paralytic ileus is a paralyzed portion of the bowel. A paralytic ileus has a drop in bp and increase in HR. There is a loss of water into the vascular area. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
04-08-2004, 12:09:40: Continued Principles of fluid balance Capillary Hydrostatic pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid inside the capillary outward against the capillary membrane. An increase in hydrostatic pressure will cause interstitial edema; CHF, renal failure, vein obstruction. 32 mmHg on arterial end 12 mmHg on venous end You increase the blood pressure you increase the filtration rate. Interstitial Fluid pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. Only 1 mmHg. It serves to help keep the fluid in the capillaries. It is like a lake transport system. Plasma colloidal Oncotic Pressure (PCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins inside the blood vessels. Fluid is therefore pulled into vessel from the interstitial space. It works by osmosis. Any condition that decreases amount of protein in plasma will decrease the PCOP; burns, trauma, chronic diarrhea, malnutrition. Liver disease. Interstitial edema will then occur. Any condition that increase the amount of protein in the plasma will increase the PCOP; IV blood and protein product, etc. Hypervolemia can occur. Normal PCOP is 22 mmHg KNOW: The amount of fluid in the vessels and the blood pressure determines the capillary hydrostatic pressure. You want a decrease in hydrostatic pressure at the venous end so the fluids can get back into the vein so it can get rid of waste. Know that PCOP is the big player that gets fluid into the vessel. Know that cap is the big player that gets it out! PCOP is the pressure of fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. The PCOP works by osmosis so it pulls it in. Use 18 gauge big needle for blood IV. Insert Vessel picture here: Tissue Colloidal Osmotic Pressure (TCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins in the interstitial space. Any condition that increases the protein in the interstitial space can cause edema; burns, chronic diarrhea, liver disease, malnutrition, trauma. TCOP: If you get an increase in TCOP you get edema ex. Burns. **Rales in the lungs tells you that you have a high TCOP in the lungs. Causes of problem: 1. Malnourished which decreases the 22 mm from the capillary end. 2. GI disease. **Gravity increases the hydrostatic pressure making venule blood pooling occur. ***Know: If you are lying on your left lung is has better perfusion but the right lung has better expansion. *Therefore: fluid is forced out of capillary by hydrostatic pressure and pulled back into the venule by PCOP. Balance between interstitial space and intravascular space is dependent on blood pressure and plasma protein concentration. An alteration in one compartment causes alteration in the other two. Fluid Excess Vascular Hypervolemia Excess fluid in the intravascular space. This will cause an increase in the capillary hydrostatic pressure and a decrease in the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure due to dilution. However, if protein IVs are given then the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure will increase. KNOW: With Vascular hypervolemial the capillary hydrostatic pressure increases increases and the PCOP decreases d/t dilution. Central venous angle- note the angle the patient is lying at. Clinical findings: increase in b/p; full, bounding peripheral pulses (+3/3); distended peripheral veins; jugular distention (JVD); may have s/s of pulmonary edema. Interventions: Decrease IV to KVO rate (20cc/hr) dont wait for doctors order to do this!!! KNOW 20cc/hr is KVO rate!! Elebate HOB to ease breathing Place legs in dependent position if possible to decrease venous return to heart Decrease pateints anxiety ***Morphine IV will decrease preload and afterload d/t vasodilating effects. Preload is the fluid going into the right side of heart and decreasing afterload is decreasing lung load. Adminster O2 via nasal cannula as ordered. I and O Daily weights for maintenance; a liter of water weighs 2.2 # or one kilogram or 5 lbs = 2 liters V/S Rotating tourniquets may be applied in emergency situations Trying to decrease venous return to the heart. This is an emergency tourniquet on 3 extremities rotated to decrease the venous return. Edema: (second spacing of fluid) excess fluid in the interstitial space. Edema appears first in tissues which are poorly protected against hydrostatic pressure, i.e. skin and subcutaneous tissues in dependent parts of the body. Edema creeps upward and pitting edema can be seen after a 10% weight gain. Clincal Findings: puffy eyelids or bags under eyes; pale, tight, shiny skin; SOB, dyspnea, moist rales, hoarseness, swollen ankles, rings tight, shoes tight, belt tight. Interventions: Elevate affected body part to increase venous return to the heart except if they are having trouble breathing which means there is edema in the lungs. There is a test question on positioning! Promote activity as much as possible Fluid restrictions may be necessary along with low Na+ diet Diuretics; IV or PO depends on functional GI Teach patient to avoid anything that would restrict circulation Avoid sitting with pressure against back of knees or crossing legs. Wrinkled teds = a tourniquet. Know the dif between edema and hypervolemia! Edema = an increase in interstitial space and vascular hypervolemia = an increase in intrascular space. Diuretics wash out K+ and all electrolytes. Always watch K+ levels. Know s/s of hypo and hyperkalemia!!!!! Put in here: Water intoxication: excess fluid in the intracellular space. Most often caused by excessive IV fluids, especially hypotonic (ex. .45% normal saline); can be related to psychiatric disorder. Clinical findings: brain responds poorlyThis is the key #1 s/s of water intoxication. Cerebral edema occurs. There is disturbed thought/behavior; apprehension, irritabliltiy, restlessness, confusion, lethargy, coma and death occur. Patient seldom has visible edema. Interventions: #1 is prevention! Monitor IVs to prevent run away IV fluids. Monitor urinary output Assess serum Na+ Administer plasma expanders, e.g. albumin, mannitol, dextran ***KNOW if you have cerebral edema give plasma expanders!!!! They are hypertonic and draw fluid out of the cells!!! Plasma expanders include albumin, mannitol and dextran. Third spacing fluids move into inaccessible spaces in the body; fluids move out of intravascular space and are retained there; there is no actual decrease in total fluid volume; hence body weight will be unchanged. ** Suspect third spacing if intravascular volume decreases (drop in b/p and hr!!!) without an increase in urinary output or a decrease in body weight. Conditions under which this can occur: intestinal obstruction (paralytic ileus), cellulites, crushing injuries, vascular occlusions. Actually, can occur in any space in which there is normally a small amount of fluid, e.g. pleural space, pericardial space, eye, synovial space, digestive tract, etc. Paralytic ileus is a paralyzed portion of the bowel. A paralytic ileus has a drop in bp and increase in HR. There is a loss of water into the vascular area. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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04-25-2004, 06:49:53: /22 Continued Principles of fluid balance Capillary Hydrostatic pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid inside the capillary outward against the capillary membrane. An increase in hydrostatic pressure will cause interstitial edema; CHF, renal failure, vein obstruction. 32 mmHg on arterial end 12 mmHg on venous end You increase the blood pressure you increase the filtration rate. Interstitial Fluid pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. Only 1 mmHg. It serves to help keep the fluid in the capillaries. It is like a lake transport system. Plasma colloidal Oncotic Pressure (PCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins inside the blood vessels. Fluid is therefore pulled into vessel from the interstitial space. It works by osmosis. Any condition that decreases amount of protein in plasma will decrease the PCOP; burns, trauma, chronic diarrhea, malnutrition. Liver disease. Interstitial edema will then occur. Any condition that increase the amount of protein in the plasma will increase the PCOP; IV blood and protein product, etc. Hypervolemia can occur. Normal PCOP is 22 mmHg KNOW: The amount of fluid in the vessels and the blood pressure determines the capillary hydrostatic pressure. You want a decrease in hydrostatic pressure at the venous end so the fluids can get back into the vein so it can get rid of waste. Know that PCOP is the big player that gets fluid into the vessel. Know that cap is the big player that gets it out! PCOP is the pressure of fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. The PCOP works by osmosis so it pulls it in. Use 18 gauge big needle for blood IV. Insert Vessel picture here: Tissue Colloidal Osmotic Pressure (TCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins in the interstitial space. Any condition that increases the protein in the interstitial space can cause edema; burns, chronic diarrhea, liver disease, malnutrition, trauma. TCOP: If you get an increase in TCOP you get edema ex. Burns. **Rales in the lungs tells you that you have a high TCOP in the lungs. Causes of problem: 1. Malnourished which decreases the 22 mm from the capillary end. 2. GI disease. **Gravity increases the hydrostatic pressure making venule blood pooling occur. ***Know: If you are lying on your left lung is has better perfusion but the right lung has better expansion. *Therefore: fluid is forced out of capillary by hydrostatic pressure and pulled back into the venule by PCOP. Balance between interstitial space and intravascular space is dependent on blood pressure and plasma protein concentration. An alteration in one compartment causes alteration in the other two. Fluid Excess Vascular Hypervolemia Excess fluid in the intravascular space. This will cause an increase in the capillary hydrostatic pressure and a decrease in the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure due to dilution. However, if protein IVs are given then the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure will increase. KNOW: With Vascular hypervolemial the capillary hydrostatic pressure increases increases and the PCOP decreases d/t dilution. Central venous angle- note the angle the patient is lying at. Clinical findings: increase in b/p; full, bounding peripheral pulses (+3/3); distended peripheral veins; jugular distention (JVD); may have s/s of pulmonary edema. Interventions: Decrease IV to KVO rate (20cc/hr) dont wait for doctors order to do this!!! KNOW 20cc/hr is KVO rate!! Elebate HOB to ease breathing Place legs in dependent position if possible to decrease venous return to heart Decrease pateints anxiety ***Morphine IV will decrease preload and afterload d/t vasodilating effects. Preload is the fluid going into the right side of heart and decreasing afterload is decreasing lung load. Adminster O2 via nasal cannula as ordered. I and O Daily weights for maintenance; a liter of water weighs 2.2 # or one kilogram or 5 lbs = 2 liters V/S Rotating tourniquets may be applied in emergency situations Trying to decrease venous return to the heart. This is an emergency tourniquet on 3 extremities rotated to decrease the venous return. Edema: (second spacing of fluid) excess fluid in the interstitial space. Edema appears first in tissues which are poorly protected against hydrostatic pressure, i.e. skin and subcutaneous tissues in dependent parts of the body. Edema creeps upward and pitting edema can be seen after a 10% weight gain. Clincal Findings: puffy eyelids or bags under eyes; pale, tight, shiny skin; SOB, dyspnea, moist rales, hoarseness, swollen ankles, rings tight, shoes tight, belt tight. Interventions: Elevate affected body part to increase venous return to the heart except if they are having trouble breathing which means there is edema in the lungs. There is a test question on positioning! Promote activity as much as possible Fluid restrictions may be necessary along with low Na+ diet Diuretics; IV or PO depends on functional GI Teach patient to avoid anything that would restrict circulation Avoid sitting with pressure against back of knees or crossing legs. Wrinkled teds = a tourniquet. Know the dif between edema and hypervolemia! Edema = an increase in interstitial space and vascular hypervolemia = an increase in intrascular space. Diuretics wash out K+ and all electrolytes. Always watch K+ levels. Know s/s of hypo and hyperkalemia!!!!! Put in here: Water intoxication: excess fluid in the intracellular space. Most often caused by excessive IV fluids, especially hypotonic (ex. .45% normal saline); can be related to psychiatric disorder. Clinical findings: brain responds poorlyThis is the key #1 s/s of water intoxication. Cerebral edema occurs. There is disturbed thought/behavior; apprehension, irritabliltiy, restlessness, confusion, lethargy, coma and death occur. Patient seldom has visible edema. Interventions: #1 is prevention! Monitor IVs to prevent run away IV fluids. Monitor urinary output Assess serum Na+ Administer plasma expanders, e.g. albumin, mannitol, dextran ***KNOW if you have cerebral edema give plasma expanders!!!! They are hypertonic and draw fluid out of the cells!!! Plasma expanders include albumin, mannitol and dextran. Third spacing fluids move into inaccessible spaces in the body; fluids move out of intravascular space and are retained there; there is no actual decrease in total fluid volume; hence body weight will be unchanged. ** Suspect third spacing if intravascular volume decreases (drop in b/p and hr!!!) without an increase in urinary output or a decrease in body weight. Conditions under which this can occur: intestinal obstruction (paralytic ileus), cellulites, crushing injuries, vascular occlusions. Actually, can occur in any space in which there is normally a small amount of fluid, e.g. pleural space, pericardial space, eye, synovial space, digestive tract, etc. Paralytic ileus is a paralyzed portion of the bowel. A paralytic ileus has a drop in bp and increase in HR. There is a loss of water into the vascular area. ****KNOW: Although there is fluid excess, THIRD SPACING is really a special form of DEHYRADATION. Beware.after fluid is third space it may move back into the vascular system causing hypervolemia. Treatment: IV plasma expanders!!!! E.g. dextran, albumin etc. Fluid deficit Three Stages: Simple dehydration: dry skin, loss of skin turgor, weight loss Advanced fluid loss: falling b/p; weak, thready, rapid pulse Hypovolemic shock: signs of renal failure occur Death occurs when 15 25 % of body fluid is lost. Clinical findings: vary based on degree of dehyrdration Thirst, but altered mechanism in elderly so not a reliable sign. If you are thirsty you are already down 1500ccs. Dry skin and mucous membranes with poor tissue turgor,(check chest/back of forearm) hollow eyes (seen in kids), shrunken and wrinkled, furrowed tongue (scrotal tongue). Temperature elevation (mild 100.5 d/t lack of H20 to cool body) Weight loss Orthostatic hypotension and decreased b/p Tachycardia (increased hr d/t baroreceptors in arteries. Pale, cold extremities d/t peripheral vasoconstriction Oliguria (decreased urine) to anuria (no urine) with dark, concentrated urine with high specific gravity. Increase in Hct, Hgb, Na+, serum osmolality d/t high solute relative to sovent(H20) Normally your Hct is 3 X your Hgb If it is increased think of the hydration status. You can also dehydrate in pools and oceans. Apathy, fatigue, stupor, delirium when CNS affected d/t cerebral cells shrinking, death can occur. ** Increase in serum osmolality causes water to leave cells. Interventions: give fluids!PO vs IV based on stage of dehydration. Monitor Ivs Scrupulous oral care Balance rest and activity Adequate nutrition I and O, daily weighs VS **Monitor for overhydration or hypervolemia (overshooting the mark) Ex. If you give a runner water at the end of a race they can get water intoxication. NA+ Normal: (135 145mEq) If Na+ imbalance they are like to have a K+ imbalance Association of water and fluid control Conduction of neuro impulses Extracellular cation Helps regulate ADH secretion Hyponatremia Causes lose Na+ (GI loss) Diuretics, Burns, Tap water enemas, Salt restricted diets Decrease in aldosterone. S/S of Hyponatremia poor skin turgor, rthostatic hypotensionwith an increase in HR weak pulses Muscle cramping Anorexia N/V Fatigue Apathy Headache Vertigo Treatment of Hyponatremia Replace Na+: IV or PO HyperNatremia Causes: Lose more H20 than Na+ Kidney failure(RF) CHF Increase in Aldosterone production S/S of hypernatremia Dry sticky mucous membrane, Thirst Rubbery tissue turgor Flushed Increase in temperature, Decrease in b/p Decrease in VO Increase in HR Dry rough tongue Treatment of hypernatremia Treat cause of increase Restrict Na+ intake, Diuretics May have fluids restricted K+ Normal: (3.5 5.5 mEq) Cell Cation Body doesnt conserve K+ you need it in your diet daily Neuromuscular activity Acid/base regulation Hypokalemia Causes: GI loss, Diuretics Increase in Aldosterone production Inadequate intake Stress Polyuria S/S Mainly NM: Decreased appetite Vomit Decrease in peristalsis Intestinal obstruction Distended abdomen Soft, flabby muscles Shallow increased respirations Arythmias Flattened T waves Weak increase in pressure ***Note: Hypokalemia potentiates action of digoxin. 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05-24-2004, 14:43:59: 3/22 Continued Principles of fluid balance Capillary Hydrostatic pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid inside the capillary outward against the capillary membrane. An increase in hydrostatic pressure will cause interstitial edema; CHF, renal failure, vein obstruction. 32 mmHg on arterial end 12 mmHg on venous end You increase the blood pressure you increase the filtration rate. Interstitial Fluid pressure: Pressure exerted by fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. Only 1 mmHg. It serves to help keep the fluid in the capillaries. It is like a lake transport system. Plasma colloidal Oncotic Pressure (PCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins inside the blood vessels. Fluid is therefore pulled into vessel from the interstitial space. It works by osmosis. Any condition that decreases amount of protein in plasma will decrease the PCOP; burns, trauma, chronic diarrhea, malnutrition. Liver disease. Interstitial edema will then occur. Any condition that increase the amount of protein in the plasma will increase the PCOP; IV blood and protein product, etc. Hypervolemia can occur. Normal PCOP is 22 mmHg KNOW: The amount of fluid in the vessels and the blood pressure determines the capillary hydrostatic pressure. You want a decrease in hydrostatic pressure at the venous end so the fluids can get back into the vein so it can get rid of waste. Know that PCOP is the big player that gets fluid into the vessel. Know that cap is the big player that gets it out! PCOP is the pressure of fluid outside the capillary against the capillary membrane. The PCOP works by osmosis so it pulls it in. Use 18 gauge big needle for blood IV. Insert Vessel picture here: Tissue Colloidal Osmotic Pressure (TCOP): Pressure exerted by osmotic pull of proteins in the interstitial space. Any condition that increases the protein in the interstitial space can cause edema; burns, chronic diarrhea, liver disease, malnutrition, trauma. TCOP: If you get an increase in TCOP you get edema ex. Burns. **Rales in the lungs tells you that you have a high TCOP in the lungs. Causes of problem: 1. Malnourished which decreases the 22 mm from the capillary end. 2. GI disease. **Gravity increases the hydrostatic pressure making venule blood pooling occur. ***Know: If you are lying on your left lung is has better perfusion but the right lung has better expansion. *Therefore: fluid is forced out of capillary by hydrostatic pressure and pulled back into the venule by PCOP. Balance between interstitial space and intravascular space is dependent on blood pressure and plasma protein concentration. An alteration in one compartment causes alteration in the other two. Fluid Excess Vascular Hypervolemia Excess fluid in the intravascular space. This will cause an increase in the capillary hydrostatic pressure and a decrease in the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure due to dilution. However, if protein IVs are given then the plasma colloidal oncotic pressure will increase. KNOW: With Vascular hypervolemial the capillary hydrostatic pressure increases increases and the PCOP decreases d/t dilution. Central venous angle- note the angle the patient is lying at. Clinical findings: increase in b/p; full, bounding peripheral pulses (+3/3); distended peripheral veins; jugular distention (JVD); may have s/s of pulmonary edema. Interventions: Decrease IV to KVO rate (20cc/hr) dont wait for doctors order to do this!!! KNOW 20cc/hr is KVO rate!! Elebate HOB to ease breathing Place legs in dependent position if possible to decrease venous return to heart Decrease pateints anxiety ***Morphine IV will decrease preload and afterload d/t vasodilating effects. Preload is the fluid going into the right side of heart and decreasing afterload is decreasing lung load. Adminster O2 via nasal cannula as ordered. I and O Daily weights for maintenance; a liter of water weighs 2.2 # or one kilogram or 5 lbs = 2 liters V/S Rotating tourniquets may be applied in emergency situations Trying to decrease venous return to the heart. This is an emergency tourniquet on 3 extremities rotated to decrease the venous return. Edema: (second spacing of fluid) excess fluid in the interstitial space. Edema appears first in tissues which are poorly protected against hydrostatic pressure, i.e. skin and subcutaneous tissues in dependent parts of the body. Edema creeps upward and pitting edema can be seen after a 10% weight gain. Clincal Findings: puffy eyelids or bags under eyes; pale, tight, shiny skin; SOB, dyspnea, moist rales, hoarseness, swollen ankles, rings tight, shoes tight, belt tight. Interventions: Elevate affected body part to increase venous return to the heart except if they are having trouble breathing which means there is edema in the lungs. There is a test question on positioning! Promote activity as much as possible Fluid restrictions may be necessary along with low Na+ diet Diuretics; IV or PO depends on functional GI Teach patient to avoid anything that would restrict circulation Avoid sitting with pressure against back of knees or crossing legs. Wrinkled teds = a tourniquet. Know the dif between edema and hypervolemia! Edema = an increase in interstitial space and vascular hypervolemia = an increase in intrascular space. Diuretics wash out K+ and all electrolytes. Always watch K+ levels. Know s/s of hypo and hyperkalemia!!!!! Put in here: Water intoxication: excess fluid in the intracellular space. Most often caused by excessive IV fluids, especially hypotonic (ex. .45% normal saline); can be related to psychiatric disorder. Clinical findings: brain responds poorlyThis is the key #1 s/s of water intoxication. Cerebral edema occurs. There is disturbed thought/behavior; apprehension, irritabliltiy, restlessness, confusion, lethargy, coma and death occur. Patient seldom has visible edema. Interventions: #1 is prevention! Monitor IVs to prevent run away IV fluids. Monitor urinary output Assess serum Na+ Administer plasma expanders, e.g. albumin, mannitol, dextran ***KNOW if you have cerebral edema give plasma expanders!!!! They are hypertonic and draw fluid out of the cells!!! Plasma expanders include albumin, mannitol and dextran. Third spacing fluids move into inaccessible spaces in the body; fluids move out of intravascular space and are retained there; there is no actual decrease in total fluid volume; hence body weight will be unchanged. ** Suspect third spacing if intravascular volume decreases (drop in b/p and hr!!!) without an increase in urinary output or a decrease in body weight. Conditions under which this can occur: intestinal obstruction (paralytic ileus), cellulites, crushing injuries, vascular occlusions. Actually, can occur in any space in which there is normally a small amount of fluid, e.g. pleural space, pericardial space, eye, synovial space, digestive tract, etc. Paralytic ileus is a paralyzed portion of the bowel. A paralytic ileus has a drop in bp and increase in HR. There is a loss of water into the vascular area. ****KNOW: Although there is fluid excess, THIRD SPACING is really a special form of DEHYRADATION. Beware.after fluid is third space it may move back into the vascular system causing hypervolemia. Treatment: IV plasma expanders!!!! E.g. dextran, albumin etc. Fluid deficit Three Stages: Simple dehydration: dry skin, loss of skin turgor, weight loss Advanced fluid loss: falling b/p; weak, thready, rapid pulse Hypovolemic shock: signs of renal failure occur Death occurs when 15 25 % of body fluid is lost. Clinical findings: vary based on degree of dehyrdration Thirst, but altered mechanism in elderly so not a reliable sign. If you are thirsty you are already down 1500ccs. Dry skin and mucous membranes with poor tissue turgor,(check chest/back of forearm) hollow eyes (seen in kids), shrunken and wrinkled, furrowed tongue (scrotal tongue). Temperature elevation (mild 100.5 d/t lack of H20 to cool body) Weight loss Orthostatic hypotension and decreased b/p Tachycardia (increased hr d/t baroreceptors in arteries. Pale, cold extremities d/t peripheral vasoconstriction Oliguria (decreased urine) to anuria (no urine) with dark, concentrated urine with high specific gravity. Increase in Hct, Hgb, Na+, serum osmolality d/t high solute relative to sovent(H20) Normally your Hct is 3 X your Hgb If it is increased think of the hydration status. You can also dehydrate in pools and oceans. Apathy, fatigue, stupor, delirium when CNS affected d/t cerebral cells shrinking, death can occur. ** Increase in serum osmolality causes water to leave cells. Interventions: give fluids!PO vs IV based on stage of dehydration. Monitor Ivs Scrupulous oral care Balance rest and activity Adequate nutrition I and O, daily weighs VS **Monitor for overhydration or hypervolemia (overshooting the mark) Ex. If you give a runner water at the end of a race they can get water intoxication. NA+ Normal: (135 145mEq) If Na+ imbalance they are like to have a K+ imbalance Association of water and fluid control Conduction of neuro impulses Extracellular cation Helps regulate ADH secretion Hyponatremia Causes lose Na+ (GI loss) Diuretics, Burns, Tap water enemas, Salt restricted diets Decrease in aldosterone. S/S of Hyponatremia poor skin turgor, rthostatic hypotensionwith an increase in HR weak pulses Muscle cramping Anorexia N/V Fatigue Apathy Headache Vertigo Treatment of Hyponatremia Replace Na+: IV or PO HyperNatremia Causes: Lose more H20 than Na+ Kidney failure(RF) CHF Increase in Aldosterone production S/S of hypernatremia Dry sticky mucous membrane, Thirst Rubbery tissue turgor Flushed Increase in temperature, Decrease in b/p Decrease in VO Increase in HR Dry rough tongue Treatment of hypernatremia Treat cause of increase Restrict Na+ intake, Diuretics May have fluids restricted K+ Normal: (3.5 5.5 mEq) Cell Cation Body doesnt conserve K+ you need it in your diet daily Neuromuscular activity Acid/base regulation Hypokalemia Causes: GI loss, Diuretics Increase in Aldosterone production Inadequate intake Stress Polyuria S/S Mainly NM: Decreased appetite Vomit Decrease in peristalsis Intestinal obstruction Distended abdomen Soft, flabby muscles Shallow increased respirations Arythmias Flattened T waves Weak increase in pressure ***Note: Hypokalemia potentiates action of digoxin. Never IV push K+ Treatment: IV or PO K+ Never give more than 10 20 mEq/hr IV Hyperkalemia Causes: Shock/cell death Burns Trauma Renal failure Adrenal insufficiency Stored blood (preservatives) S/S Diarrhea Nausea Heart Arrhythmias General muscle weakness Paresthesia of extremities Peaked T waves Treatment: Hypertonic glucose IV with insulin Kaexelate: oral or rectal Know the dif b/w s/s of hypo and hyperkalemia. The body handles anion imbalances better than cation imbalances. It needs the cations balanced. Know all normal numbers. Case Study #1 93 year old female Malnourished, weak, very restless, flushed Low protein so TCOP and PCOP are affected Dehydrated effects cap pressure and hydrostatic pressure Very restless Skin flushed so this says there is an increase in temp which = dehydration T 101.4 B/P 136/80 P 90 R 28 *high
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08-09-2004, 09:22:30: The Genealogy of Jesus 1A record of the genealogy of Jesus Christ the son of David, the son of Abraham: 2Abraham was the father of Isaac, Isaac the father of Jacob, Jacob the father of Judah and his brothers, 3Judah the father of Perez and Zerah, whose mother was Tamar, Perez the father of Hezron, Hezron the father of Ram, 4Ram the father of Amminadab, Amminadab the father of Nahshon, Nahshon the father of Salmon, 5Salmon the father of Boaz, whose mother was Rahab, Boaz the father of Obed, whose mother was Ruth, Obed the father of Jesse, 6and Jesse the father of King David. David was the father of Solomon, whose mother had been Uriah's wife, 7Solomon the father of Rehoboam, Rehoboam the father of Abijah, Abijah the father of Asa, 8Asa the father of Jehoshaphat, Jehoshaphat the father of Jehoram, Jehoram the father of Uzziah, 9Uzziah the father of Jotham, Jotham the father of Ahaz, Ahaz the father of Hezekiah, 10Hezekiah the father of Manasseh, Manasseh the father of Amon, Amon the father of Josiah, 11and Josiah the father of Jeconiah[1] and his brothers at the time of the exile to Babylon. 12After the exile to Babylon: Jeconiah was the father of Shealtiel, Shealtiel the father of Zerubbabel, 13Zerubbabel the father of Abiud, Abiud the father of Eliakim, Eliakim the father of Azor, 14Azor the father of Zadok, Zadok the father of Akim, Akim the father of Eliud, 15Eliud the father of Eleazar, Eleazar the father of Matthan, Matthan the father of Jacob, 16and Jacob the father of Joseph, the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. 17Thus there were fourteen generations in all from Abraham to David, fourteen from David to the exile to Babylon, and fourteen from the exile to the Christ.[2] The Birth of Jesus Christ 18This is how the birth of Jesus Christ came about: His mother Mary was pledged to be married to Joseph, but before they came together, she was found to be with child through the Holy Spirit. 19Because Joseph her husband was a righteous man and did not want to expose her to public disgrace, he had in mind to divorce her quietly. 20But after he had considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said, "Joseph son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. 21She will give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus,[3] because he will save his people from their sins." 22All this took place to fulfill what the Lord had said through the prophet: 23"The virgin will be with child and will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel"[4] --which means, "God with us." 24When Joseph woke up, he did what the angel of the Lord had commanded him and took Mary home as his wife. 25But he had no union with her until she gave birth to a son. And he gave him the name Jesus. Footnotes 1:11 That is, Jehoiachin; also in verse 12 1:17 Or Messiah. "The Christ" (Greek) and "the Messiah" (Hebrew) both mean "the Anointed One." 1:21 Jesus is the Greek form of Joshua, which means the LORD saves. 1:23 Isaiah 7:14
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08-18-2004, 12:23:15: Frank Stockton The Lady Or The Tiger? In the very olden time there lived a semi-barbaric king, whose ideas, though somewhat polished and sharpened by the progressiveness of distant Latin neighbors, were still large, florid, and untrammeled, as became the half of him which was barbaric. He was a man of exuberant fancy, and, withal, of an authority so irresistible that, at his will, he turned his varied fancies into facts. He was greatly given to self-communing, and, when he and himself agreed upon anything, the thing was done. When every member of his domestic and political systems moved smoothly in its appointed course, his nature was bland and genial; but, whenever there was a little hitch, and some of his orbs got out of their orbits, he was blander and more genial still, for nothing pleased him so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. Among the borrowed notions by which his barbarism had become semified was that of the public arena, in which, by exhibitions of manly and beastly valor, the minds of his subjects were refined and cultured. But even here the exuberant and barbaric fancy asserted itself. The arena of the king was built, not to give the people an opportunity of hearing the rhapsodies of dying gladiators, nor to enable them to view the inevitable conclusion of a conflict between religious opinions and hungry jaws, but for purposes far better adapted to widen and develop the mental energies of the people. This vast amphitheater, with its encircling galleries, its mysterious vaults, and its unseen passages, was an agent of poetic justice, in which crime was punished, or virtue rewarded, by the decrees of an impartial and incorruptible chance. When a subject was accused of a crime of sufficient importance to interest the king, public notice was given that on an appointed day the fate of the accused person would be decided in the king's arena, a structure which well deserved its name, for, although its form and plan were borrowed from afar, its purpose emanated solely from the brain of this man, who, every barleycorn a king, knew no tradition to which he owed more allegiance than pleased his fancy, and who ingrafted on every adopted form of human thought and action the rich growth of his barbaric idealism. When all the people had assembled in the galleries, and the king, surrounded by his court, sat high up on his throne of royal state on one side of the arena, he gave a signal, a door beneath him opened, and the accused subject stepped out into the amphitheater. Directly opposite him, on the other side of the enclosed space, were two doors, exactly alike and side by side. It was the duty and the privilege of the person on trial to walk directly to these doors and open one of them. He could open either door he pleased; he was subject to no guidance or influence but that of the aforementioned impartial and incorruptible chance. If he opened the one, there came out of it a hungry tiger, the fiercest and most cruel that could be procured, which immediately sprang upon him and tore him to pieces as a punishment for his guilt. The moment that the case of the criminal was thus decided, doleful iron bells were clanged, great wails went up from the hired mourners posted on the outer rim of the arena, and the vast audience, with bowed heads and downcast hearts, wended slowly their homeward way, mourning greatly that one so young and fair, or so old and respected, should have merited so dire a fate. 2 But, if the accused person opened the other door, there came forth from it a lady, the most suitable to his years and station that his majesty could select among his fair subjects, and to this lady he was immediately married, as a reward of his innocence. It mattered not that he might already possess a wife and family, or that his affections might be engaged upon an object of his own selection; the king allowed no such subordinate arrangements to interfere with his great scheme of retribution and reward. The exercises, as in the other instance, took place immediately, and in the arena. Another door opened beneath the king, and a priest, followed by a band of choristers, and dancing maidens blowing joyous airs on golden horns and treading an epithalamic measure, advanced to where the pair stood, side by side, and the wedding was promptly and cheerily solemnized. Then the gay brass bells rang forth their merry peals, the people shouted glad hurrahs, and the innocent man, preceded by children strewing flowers on his path, led his bride to his home. This was the king's semi-barbaric method of administering justice. Its perfect fairness is obvious. The criminal could not know out of which door would come the lady; he opened either he pleased, without having the slightest idea whether, in the next instant, he was to be devoured or married. On some occasions the tiger came out of one door, and on some out of the other. The decisions of this tribunal were not only fair, they were positively determinate: the accused person was instantly punished if he found himself guilty, and, if innocent, he was rewarded on the spot, whether he liked it or not. There was no escape from the judgments of the king's arena. The institution was a very popular one. When the people gathered together on one of the great trial days, they never knew whether they were to witness a bloody slaughter or a hilarious wedding. This element of uncertainty lent an interest to the occasion which it could not otherwise have attained. Thus, the masses were entertained and pleased, and the thinking part of the community could bring no charge of unfairness against this plan, for did not the accused person have the whole matter in his own hands? 3 This semi-barbaric king had a daughter as blooming as his most florid fancies, and with a soul as fervent and imperious as his own. As is usual in such cases, she was the apple of his eye, and was loved by him above all humanity. Among his courtiers was a young man of that fineness of blood and lowness of station common to the conventional heroes of romance who love royal maidens. This royal maiden was well satisfied with her lover, for he was handsome and brave to a degree unsurpassed in all this kingdom, and she loved him with an ardor that had enough of barbarism in it to make it exceedingly warm and strong. This love affair moved on happily for many months, until one day the king happened to discover its existence. He did not hesitate nor waver in regard to his duty in the premises. The youth was immediately cast into prison, and a day was appointed for his trial in the king's arena. This, of course, was an especially important occasion, and his majesty, as well as all the people, was greatly interested in the workings and development of this trial. Never before had such a case occurred; never before had a subject dared to love the daughter of the king. In after years such things became commonplace enough, but then they were in no slight degree novel and startling. The tiger-cages of the kingdom were searched for the most savage and relentless beasts, from which the fiercest monster might be selected for the arena; and the ranks of maiden youth and beauty throughout the land were carefully surveyed by competent judges in order that the young man might have a fitting bride in case fate did not determine for him a different destiny. Of course, everybody knew that the deed with which the accused was charged had been done. He had loved the princess, and neither he, she, nor any one else, thought of denying the fact; but the king would not think of allowing any fact of this kind to interfere with the workings of the tribunal, in which he took such great delight and satisfaction. No matter how the affair turned out, the youth would be disposed of, and the king would take an aesthetic pleasure in watching the course of events, which would determine whether or not the young man had done wrong in allowing himself to love the princess. 4 The appointed day arrived. From far and near the people gathered, and thronged the great galleries of the arena, and crowds, unable to gain admittance, massed themselves against its outside walls. The king and his court were in their places, opposite the twin doors, those fateful portals, so terrible in their similarity. All was ready. The signal was given. A door beneath the royal party opened, and the lover of the princess walked into the arena. Tall, beautiful, fair, his appearance was greeted with a low hum of admiration and anxiety. Half the audience had not known so grand a youth had lived among them. No wonder the princess loved him! What a terrible thing for him to be there! As the youth advanced into the arena he turned, as the custom was, to bow to the king, but he did not think at all of that royal personage. His eyes were fixed upon the princess, who sat to the right of her father. Had it not been for the moiety of barbarism in her nature it is probable that lady would not have been there, but her intense and fervid soul would not allow her to be absent on an occasion in which she was so terribly interested. From the moment that the decree had gone forth that her lover should decide his fate in the king's arena, she had thought of nothing, night or day, but this great event and the various subjects connected with it. Possessed of more power, influence, and force of character than any one who had ever before been interested in such a case, she had done what no other person had done - she had possessed herself of the secret of the doors. She knew in which of the two rooms, that lay behind those doors, stood the cage of the tiger, with its open front, and in which waited the lady. Through these thick doors, heavily curtained with skins on the inside, it was impossible that any noise or suggestion should come from within to the person who should approach to raise the latch of one of them. But gold, and the power of a woman's will, had brought the secret to the princess. And not only did she know in which room stood the lady ready to emerge, all blushing and radiant, should her door be opened, but she knew who the lady was. It was one of the fairest and loveliest of the damsels of the court who had been selected as the reward of the accused youth, should he be proved innocent of the crime of aspiring to one so far above him; and the princess hated her. Often had she seen, or imagined that she had seen, this fair creature throwing glances of admiration upon the person of her lover, and sometimes she thought these glances were perceived, and even returned. Now and then she had seen them talking together; it was but for a moment or two, but much can be said in a brief space; it may have been on most unimportant topics, but how could she know that? The girl was lovely, but she had dared to raise her eyes to the loved one of the princess; and, with all the intensity of the savage blood transmitted to her through long lines of wholly barbaric ancestors, she hated the woman who blushed and trembled behind that silent door. 5 When her lover turned and looked at her, and his eye met hers as she sat there, paler and whiter than any one in the vast ocean of anxious faces about her, he saw, by that power of quick perception which is given to those whose souls are one, that she knew behind which door crouched the tiger, and behind which stood the lady. He had expected her to know it. He understood her nature, and his soul was assured that she would never rest until she had made plain to herself this thing, hidden to all other lookers-on, even to the king. The only hope for the youth in which there was any element of certainty was based upon the success of the princess in discovering this mystery; and the moment he looked upon her, he saw she had succeeded, as in his soul he knew she would succeed. Then it was that his quick and anxious glance asked the question: "Which?" It was as plain to her as if he shouted it from where he stood. There was not an instant to be lost. The question was asked in a flash; it must be answered in another. Her right arm lay on the cushioned parapet before her. She raised her hand, and made a slight, quick movement toward the right. No one but her lover saw her. Every eye but his was fixed on the man in the arena. He turned, and with a firm and rapid step he walked across the empty space. Every heart stopped beating, every breath was held, every eye was fixed immovably upon that man. Without the slightest hesitation, he went to the door on the right, and opened it. Now, the point of the story is this: Did the tiger come out of that door, or did the lady ? The more we reflect upon this question, the harder it is to answer. It involves a study of the human heart which leads us through devious mazes of passion, out of which it is difficult to find our way. Think of it, fair reader, not as if the decision of the question depended upon yourself, but upon that hot-blooded, semi-barbaric princess, her soul at a white heat beneath the combined fires of despair and jealousy. She had lost him, but who should have him? 6 How often, in her waking hours and in her dreams, had she started in wild horror, and covered her face with her hands as she thought of her lover opening the door on the other side of which waited the cruel fangs of the tiger! But how much oftener had she seen him at the other door! How in her grievous reveries had she gnashed her teeth, and torn her hair, when she saw his start of rapturous delight as he opened the door of the lady! How her soul had burned in agony when she had seen him rush to meet that woman, with her flushing cheek and sparkling eye of triumph; when she had seen him lead her forth, his whole frame kindled with the joy of recovered life; when she had heard the glad shouts from the multitude, and the wild ringing of the happy bells; when she had seen the priest, with his joyous followers, advance to the couple, and make them man and wife before her very eyes; and when she had seen them walk away together upon their path of flowers, followed by the tremendous shouts of the hilarious multitude, in which her one despairing shriek was lost and drowned! Would it not be better for him to die at once, and go to wait for her in the blessed regions of semi-barbaric futurity? And yet, that awful tiger, those shrieks, that blood! Her decision had been indicated in an instant, but it had been made after days and nights of anguished deliberation. She had known she would be asked, she had decided what she would answer, and, without the slightest hesitation, she had moved her hand to the right. The question of her decision is one not to be lightly considered, and it is not for me to presume to set myself up as the one person able to answer it. And so I leave it with all of you: Which came out of the opened door - the lady, or the tiger?
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08-18-2004, 14:09:15: "OFF THERE to the right--somewhere--is a large island," said Whitney." It's rather a mystery--" "What island is it?" Rainsford asked. A few comments from the students at Monmouth High School 9th grade class under the direction of S VanArsdale. "The old charts call it `Ship-Trap Island,"' Whitney replied." A suggestive name, isn't it? Sailors have a curious dread of the place. I don't know why. Some superstition--" "Can't see it," remarked Rainsford, trying to peer through the dank tropical night that was palpable as it pressed its thick warm blackness in upon the yacht. "You've good eyes," said Whitney, with a laugh," and I've seen you pick off a moose moving in the brown fall bush at four hundred yards, but even you can't see four miles or so through a moonless Caribbean night." "Nor four yards," admitted Rainsford. "Ugh! It's like moist black velvet." "It will be light enough in Rio," promised Whitney. "We should make it in a few days. I hope the jaguar guns have come from Purdey's. We should have some good hunting up the Amazon. Great sport, hunting." "The best sport in the world," agreed Rainsford. "For the hunter," amended Whitney. "Not for the jaguar." "Don't talk rot, Whitney," said Rainsford. "You're a big-game hunter, not a philosopher. Who cares how a jaguar feels?" "Perhaps the jaguar does," observed Whitney. "Bah! They've no understanding." "Even so, I rather think they understand one thing--fear. The fear of pain and the fear of death." "Nonsense," laughed Rainsford. "This hot weather is making you soft, Whitney. Be a realist. The world is made up of two classes--the hunters and the huntees. Luckily, you and I are hunters. Do you think we've passed that island yet?" "I can't tell in the dark. I hope so." "Why? " asked Rainsford. "The place has a reputation--a bad one." "Cannibals?" suggested Rainsford. "Hardly. Even cannibals wouldn't live in such a God-forsaken place. But it's gotten into sailor lore, somehow. Didn't you notice that the crew's nerves seemed a bit jumpy today?" "They were a bit strange, now you mention it. Even Captain Nielsen--" "Yes, even that tough-minded old Swede, who'd go up to the devil himself and ask him for a light. Those fishy blue eyes held a look I never saw there before. All I could get out of him was `This place has an evil name among seafaring men, sir.' Then he said to me, very gravely, `Don't you feel anything?'--as if the air about us was actually poisonous. Now, you mustn't laugh when I tell you this--I did feel something like a sudden chill. "There was no breeze. The sea was as flat as a plate-glass window. We were drawing near the island then. What I felt was a--a mental chill; a sort of sudden dread." "Pure imagination," said Rainsford. "One superstitious sailor can taint the whole ship's company with his fear." "Maybe. But sometimes I think sailors have an extra sense that tells them when they are in danger. Sometimes I think evil is a tangible thing--with wave lengths, just as sound and light have. An evil place can, so to speak, broadcast vibrations of evil. Anyhow, I'm glad we're getting out of this zone. Well, I think I'll turn in now, Rainsford." "I'm not sleepy," said Rainsford. "I'm going to smoke another pipe up on the afterdeck." "Good night, then, Rainsford. See you at breakfast." "Right. Good night, Whitney." There was no sound in the night as Rainsford sat there but the muffled throb of the engine that drove the yacht swiftly through the darkness, and the swish and ripple of the wash of the propeller. Rainsford, reclining in a steamer chair, indolently puffed on his favorite brier. The sensuous drowsiness of the night was on him." It's so dark," he thought, "that I could sleep without closing my eyes; the night would be my eyelids--" An abrupt sound startled him. Off to the right he heard it, and his ears, expert in such matters, could not be mistaken. Again he heard the sound, and again. Somewhere, off in the blackness, someone had fired a gun three times. Rainsford sprang up and moved quickly to the rail, mystified. He strained his eyes in the direction from which the reports had come, but it was like trying to see through a blanket. He leaped upon the rail and balanced himself there, to get greater elevation; his pipe, striking a rope, was knocked from his mouth. He lunged for it; a short, hoarse cry came from his lips as he realized he had reached too far and had lost his balance. The cry was pinched off short as the blood-warm waters of the Caribbean Sea dosed over his head. He struggled up to the surface and tried to cry out, but the wash from the speeding yacht slapped him in the face and the salt water in his open mouth made him gag and strangle. Desperately he struck out with strong strokes after the receding lights of the yacht, but he stopped before he had swum fifty feet. A certain coolheadedness had come to him; it was not the first time he had been in a tight place. There was a chance that his cries could be heard by someone aboard the yacht, but that chance was slender and grew more slender as the yacht raced on. He wrestled himself out of his clothes and shouted with all his power. The lights of the yacht became faint and ever-vanishing fireflies; then they were blotted out entirely by the night. Rainsford remembered the shots. They had come from the right, and doggedly he swam in that direction, swimming with slow, deliberate strokes, conserving his strength. For a seemingly endless time he fought the sea. He began to count his strokes; he could do possibly a hundred more and then-- Rainsford heard a sound. It came out of the darkness, a high screaming sound, the sound of an animal in an extremity of anguish and terror. He did not recognize the animal that made the sound; he did not try to; with fresh vitality he swam toward the sound. He heard it again; then it was cut short by another noise, crisp, staccato. "Pistol shot," muttered Rainsford, swimming on. Ten minutes of determined effort brought another sound to his ears--the most welcome he had ever heard--the muttering and growling of the sea breaking on a rocky shore. He was almost on the rocks before he saw them; on a night less calm he would have been shattered against them. With his remaining strength he dragged himself from the swirling waters. Jagged crags appeared to jut up into the opaqueness; he forced himself upward, hand over hand. Gasping, his hands raw, he reached a flat place at the top. Dense jungle came down to the very edge of the cliffs. What perils that tangle of trees and underbrush might hold for him did not concern Rainsford just then. All he knew was that he was safe from his enemy, the sea, and that utter weariness was on him. He flung himself down at the jungle edge and tumbled headlong into the deepest sleep of his life. When he opened his eyes he knew from the position of the sun that it was late in the afternoon. Sleep had given him new vigor; a sharp hunger was picking at him. He looked about him, almost cheerfully. "Where there are pistol shots, there are men. Where there are men, there is food," he thought. But what kind of men, he wondered, in so forbidding a place? An unbroken front of snarled and ragged jungle fringed the shore. He saw no sign of a trail through the closely knit web of weeds and trees; it was easier to go along the shore, and Rainsford floundered along by the water. Not far from where he landed, he stopped. Some wounded thing--by the evidence, a large animal--had thrashed about in the underbrush; the jungle weeds were crushed down and the moss was lacerated; one patch of weeds was stained crimson. A small, glittering object not far away caught Rainsford's eye and he picked it up. It was an empty cartridge. "A twenty-two," he remarked. "That's odd. It must have been a fairly large animal too. The hunter had his nerve with him to tackle it with a light gun. It's clear that the brute put up a fight. I suppose the first three shots I heard was when the hunter flushed his quarry and wounded it. The last shot was when he trailed it here and finished it." He examined the ground closely and found what he had hoped to find--the print of hunting boots. They pointed along the cliff in the direction he had been going. Eagerly he hurried along, now slipping on a rotten log or a loose stone, but making headway; night was beginning to settle down on the island. Bleak darkness was blacking out the sea and jungle when Rainsford sighted the lights. He came upon them as he turned a crook in the coast line; and his first thought was that be had come upon a village, for there were many lights. But as he forged along he saw to his great astonishment that all the lights were in one enormous building--a lofty structure with pointed towers plunging upward into the gloom. His eyes made out the shadowy outlines of a palatial chateau; it was set on a high bluff, and on three sides of it cliffs dived down to where the sea licked greedy lips in the shadows. "Mirage," thought Rainsford. But it was no mirage, he found, when he opened the tall spiked iron gate. The stone steps were real enough; the massive door with a leering gargoyle for a knocker was real enough; yet above it all hung an air of unreality. He lifted the knocker, and it creaked up stiffly, as if it had never before been used. He let it fall, and it startled him with its booming loudness. He thought he heard steps within; the door remained closed. Again Rainsford lifted the heavy knocker, and let it fall. The door opened then--opened as suddenly as if it were on a spring--and Rainsford stood blinking in the river of glaring gold light that poured out. The first thing Rainsford's eyes discerned was the largest man Rainsford had ever seen--a gigantic creature, solidly made and black bearded to the waist. In his hand the man held a long-barreled revolver, and he was pointing it straight at Rainsford's heart. Out of the snarl of beard two small eyes regarded Rainsford. "Don't be alarmed," said Rainsford, with a smile which he hoped was disarming. "I'm no robber. I fell off a yacht. My name is Sanger Rainsford of New York City." The menacing look in the eyes did not change. The revolver pointing as rigidly as if the giant were a statue. He gave no sign that he understood Rainsford's words, or that he had even heard them. He was dressed in uniform--a black uniform trimmed with gray astrakhan. "I'm Sanger Rainsford of New York," Rainsford began again. "I fell off a yacht. I am hungry." The man's only answer was to raise with his thumb the hammer of his revolver. Then Rainsford saw the man's free hand go to his forehead in a military salute, and he saw him click his heels together and stand at attention. Another man was coming down the broad marble steps, an erect, slender man in evening clothes. He advanced to Rainsford and held out his hand. In a cultivated voice marked by a slight accent that gave it added precision and deliberateness, he said, "It is a very great pleasure and honor to welcome Mr. Sanger Rainsford, the celebrated hunter, to my home." Automatically Rainsford shook the man's hand. "I've read your book about hunting snow leopards in Tibet, you see," explained the man. "I am General Zaroff." Rainsford's first impression was that the man was singularly handsome; his second was that there was an original, almost bizarre quality about the general's face. He was a tall man past middle age, for his hair was a vivid white; but his thick eyebrows and pointed military mustache were as black as the night from which Rainsford had come. His eyes, too, were black and very bright. He had high cheekbones, a sharpcut nose, a spare, dark face--the face of a man used to giving orders, the face of an aristocrat. Turning to the giant in uniform, the general made a sign. The giant put away his pistol, saluted, withdrew. "Ivan is an incredibly strong fellow," remarked the general, "but he has the misfortune to be deaf and dumb. A simple fellow, but, I'm afraid, like all his race, a bit of a savage." "Is he Russian?" "He is a Cossack," said the general, and his smile showed red lips and pointed teeth. "So am I." "Come," he said, "we shouldn't be chatting here. We can talk later. Now you want clothes, food, rest. You shall have them. This is a most-restful spot." Ivan had reappeared, and the general spoke to him with lips that moved but gave forth no sound. "Follow Ivan, if you please, Mr. Rainsford," said the general. "I was about to have my dinner when you came. I'll wait for you. You'll find that my clothes will fit you, I think." It was to a huge, beam-ceilinged bedroom with a canopied bed big enough for six men that Rainsford followed the silent giant. Ivan laid out an evening suit, and Rainsford, as he put it on, noticed that it came from a London tailor who ordinarily cut and sewed for none below the rank of duke. The dining room to which Ivan conducted him was in many ways remarkable. There was a medieval magnificence about it; it suggested a baronial hall of feudal times with its oaken panels, its high ceiling, its vast refectory tables where twoscore men could sit down to eat. About the hall were mounted heads of many animals--lions, tigers, elephants, moose, bears; larger or more perfect specimens Rainsford had never seen. At the great table the general was sitting, alone. "You'll have a cocktail, Mr. Rainsford," he suggested. The cocktail was surpassingly good; and, Rainsford noted, the table apointments were of the finest--the linen, the crystal, the silver, the china. They were eating borsch, the rich, red soup with whipped cream so dear to Russian palates. Half apologetically General Zaroff said, "We do our best to preserve the amenities of civilization here. Please forgive any lapses. We are well off the beaten track, you know. Do you think the champagne has suffered from its long ocean trip?" "Not in the least," declared Rainsford. He was finding the general a most thoughtful and affable host, a true cosmopolite. But there was one small trait of .the general's that made Rainsford uncomfortable. Whenever he looked up from his plate he found the general studying him, appraising him narrowly. "Perhaps," said General Zaroff, "you were surprised that I recognized your name. You see, I read all books on hunting published in English, French, and Russian. I have but one passion in my life, Mr. Rains. ford, and it is the hunt." "You have some wonderful heads here," said Rainsford as he ate a particularly well-cooked filet mignon. " That Cape buffalo is the largest I ever saw." "Oh, that fellow. Yes, he was a monster." "Did he charge you?" "Hurled me against a tree," said the general. "Fractured my skull. But I got the brute." "I've always thought," said Rains{ord, "that the Cape buffalo is the most dangerous of all big game." For a moment the general did not reply; he was smiling his curious red-lipped smile. Then he said slowly, "No. You are wrong, sir. The Cape buffalo is not the most dangerous big game." He sipped his wine. "Here in my preserve on this island," he said in the same slow tone, "I hunt more dangerous game." Rainsford expressed his surprise. "Is there big game on this island?" The general nodded. "The biggest." "Really?" "Oh, it isn't here naturally, of course. I have to stock the island." "What have you imported, general?" Rainsford asked. "Tigers?" The general smiled. "No," he said. "Hunting tigers ceased to interest me some years ago. I exhausted their possibilities, you see. No thrill left in tigers, no real danger. I live for danger, Mr. Rainsford." The general took from his pocket a gold cigarette case and offered his guest a long black cigarette with a silver tip; it was perfumed and gave off a smell like incense. "We will have some capital hunting, you and I," said the general. "I shall be most glad to have your society." "But what game--" began Rainsford. "I'll tell you," said the general. "You will be amused, I know. I think I may say, in all modesty, that I have done a rare thing. I have invented a new sensation. May I pour you another glass of port?" "Thank you, general." The general filled both glasses, and said, "God makes some men poets. Some He makes kings, some beggars. Me He made a hunter. My hand was made for the trigger, my father said. He was a very rich man with a quarter of a million acres in the Crimea, and he was an ardent sportsman. When I was only five years old he gave me a little gun, specially made in Moscow for me, to shoot sparrows with. When I shot some of his prize turkeys with it, he did not punish me; he complimented me on my marksmanship. I killed my first bear in the Caucasus when I was ten. My whole life has been one prolonged hunt. I went into the army--it was expected of noblemen's sons--and for a time commanded a division of Cossack cavalry, but my real interest was always the hunt. I have hunted every kind of game in every land. It would be impossible for me to tell you how many animals I have killed." The general puffed at his cigarette. "After the debacle in Russia I left the country, for it was imprudent for an officer of the Czar to stay there. Many noble Russians lost everything. I, luckily, had invested heavily in American securities, so I shall never have to open a tearoom in Monte Carlo or drive a taxi in Paris. Naturally, I continued to hunt--grizzliest in your Rockies, crocodiles in the Ganges, rhinoceroses in East Africa. It was in Africa that the Cape buffalo hit me and laid me up for six months. As soon as I recovered I started for the Amazon to hunt jaguars, for I had heard they were unusually cunning. They weren't." The Cossack sighed. "They were no match at all for a hunter with his wits about him, and a high-powered rifle. I was bitterly disappointed. I was lying in my tent with a splitting headache one night when a terrible thought pushed its way into my mind. Hunting was beginning to bore me! And hunting, remember, had been my life. I have heard that in America businessmen often go to pieces when they give up the business that has been their life." "Yes, that's so," said Rainsford. The general smiled. "I had no wish to go to pieces," he said. 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09-01-2004, 09:21:14: Dang, thought this would make it talk on my computer.....
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09-05-2004, 09:22:56: A very creative idea Rob!
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09-08-2004, 19:37:03: whats up
09-09-2004, 00:00:04: i hear you there is a download that can translate what you type into talk...and also make you sound like a baby or a fly or an alien. please let me know if you can help info@enterprisecleaning.ie thanks richard
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09-09-2004, 09:23:43: Senator Kerry has been pretty successfully avoiding the media, but sometime between now and November 2 he'll have to sit down for a far-ranging interview on a program other than The Daily Show on Comedy Central. Thus far, most Kerry interviews have been less-than-penetrating (one recent poll even indicates that nearly a third of the electorate knows very little about John Kerry) and certainly not hostile (in comparison, see, among other things, President Bush's press conference of last spring). Bill Clinton was subjected to far-greater scrutiny by this time in the 1992 election cycle. Kerry's legendary policy flip-flops as well as his campaign's shifting stories related to the current controversy compel questioning at least as tough as that directed at Kerry's critics. Here are only a few of the questions Kerry hasn't adequately addressed. They don't even have anything to do with swift boats. There are no "gotcha" questions. They're posed in a respectful manner. In fact, many are softballs. After all, few interviewers would wish to alienate Kerry and foreclose the possibility of follow-up interviews. With that in mind, here goes: 1. The Bush campaign maintains that you spent 20 years in the Senate with no signature legislative achievements. What do you consider to be the five most important pieces of legislation that you've authored? a. What's the most important piece of legislation regarding intelligence you've authored? b. What's the most important piece of antiterrorism legislation you've authored? c. What's the most important piece of health-care legislation you've authored? d. What's the most important piece of education legislation you've authored? 2. You'd agree that on paper, Dick Cheney's experience and qualifications dwarf those of your running mate. Why would John Edwards make a better president during the war on terror than Dick Cheney? a. It's been widely reported that John McCain was your first choice as running mate. If true, why did you prefer Senator McCain to Senator Edwards? 3. Earlier this year you told Tim Russert that you'd release all of your military records, yet you've failed to do so and you refuse to release your Vietnam journal. Why shouldn't the public infer that the contents of these documents would undermine your credibility or otherwise damage your candidacy? a. When will you release the documents? 4. You've stated that you believe that life begins at conception yet you voted against the ban on partial-birth abortions. At precisely what point is a life worth protecting? a. Is there any limitation on abortion (waiting periods, parental notification) for which you'd vote? If so, what? 5. You've promised to repeal much of the Bush tax cut and while in the Senate you voted to raise taxes an average of five times per year. If current economic trends remain largely unchanged during a Kerry presidency, would you seek additional tax increases? a. How would you raise taxes and what are the highest marginal tax rates that you'd support? 6. You opposed the 1991 Gulf War even though Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction, had invaded another country, and France and Germany had supported the war. In the current conflict no WMDs have been found, France and Germany oppose the action, and Saddam hadn't invaded another country. Yet you recently stated that knowing what you know now, you'd nonetheless authorize the use of force even though you voted against funding it. Could you please reconcile these positions? 7. You acknowledge meeting with representatives of North Vietnam and the Viet Cong in Paris in 1970. Afterward you urged Congress to accept the North Vietnamese proposals. Please explain how this wasn't a violation of the Logan Act and, if you were still in the Naval Reserves at that time, how it wasn't a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibiting unauthorized communications with the enemy. 8. In several speeches before black audiences you've stated that a million African Americans were disenfranchised and had their votes stolen in the 2000 presidential election. There are no official or media investigations that support that statement. What evidence do you have to support the statement and if you believe a million blacks had their votes stolen, why haven't you called for criminal prosecutions and congressional investigations? 9. Do you dispute the National Journal's assessment that you're the nation's most liberal senator? If you do, which senators do you consider to be more liberal and why? 10. Why did you propose cutting the intelligence budget by $6 billion in 1994? 11. As president, would you nominate anyone to be either an attorney general, FBI director, or CIA director who had been a leader and chief spokesman for a group that had discussed and voted upon a plan to assassinate U.S. senators (even if the proposed nominee had opposed such plan)? 12. You have consistently stated that you "never, never" attended the November 1971 Kansas City meeting of the Vietnam Veterans Against the War at which a plan to assassinate six pro-military U.S. senators was discussed. Several newspapers reported that when confronted with FBI surveillance reports, your campaign "all but conceded" that you were in attendance , but claimed that this was a mere "footnote in history." a. Were you there? b. Did you discuss the assassination of U.S. senators? What did you say? c. Did you vote upon such a plan? How did you vote? Were any similar plans discussed by your group at any time? What were they? d. If the plan was voted down, what steps did you take to insure that supporters of the plan didn't carry it out anyway? e. Especially considering that this took place in an era of political assassinations and assassination attempts (Robert Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., George Wallace, etc.), did you report the discussion to any law-enforcement authorities? If not, why not? f. When did you resign from the organization? g. Do you dispute reports that you continued as a spokesman for the organization for more than a year after the Kansas City meeting? h. If this was a mere footnote in history why have you repeatedly and vehemently denied you were there? i. Did your campaign, as alleged in several newspaper accounts, attempt to get a witness to change his story about your attendance? 13. You have criticized the Patriot Act. What portions would you repeal or amend and why? What evidence do you have of any abuses of the Patriot Act? 14. As president, what would you do about Iran's emerging nuclear capability? 15. During your eight-year tenure on the Senate Intelligence Committee you missed more than three fourths of all public meetings. It's also been reported that you have skipped or delayed receiving intelligence briefings during the campaign. Why should the public believe that you're serious about this issue? 16. What do you think is appropriate punishment for guards (and their superiors) found guilty of prisoner abuse at Abu Ghraib? Do you believe they should be stripped of command and receive dishonorable discharges and prison time? 17. On May 6, 2001, on Meet the Press, you stated that you had committed "the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers" in violation of the Geneva Convention. Specifically, you said you burned villages and "used 50-calibre machine guns, which [you] were granted and ordered to use, which were our only weapon against people." a. Who ordered you to use 50-caliber machine guns on people? b. How many people did you shoot with the 50s and how many of them were killed or wounded? c. When and where did these shootings occur? d. What other atrocities did you commit and when? e. Which village(s) did you burn down and when? f. Were any of your crewmembers present during the commission of any of these atrocities? g. Did you order them to participate in the atrocities? Did they follow your orders? h. Why were there no reports of these atrocities? Did you order your crew not to report them? i. Are any of these incidents described in your Vietnam journal? If not, why not? j. Did you observe thousands of (or any) other troops committing atrocities? When, where and what kind? Did you report them? If not, why not? k. In light of your admitted atrocities, if Abu Ghraib guards found guilty of abuse should receive prison time and be stripped of command, why do you believe you should be considered for commander-in-chief? 18. Who among the justices currently sitting on the Supreme Court would be a model for your nominees to the federal bench? Why? 19. In a speech before Drake University Law School you characterized U.S. allies in the war in Iraq as "some trumped-up so-called Coalition of the bribed, the coerced, the bought and the extorted,..." Do you maintain that Great Britain has been bribed, coerced, bought, or extorted? What about Italy? Japan? Poland? Please specifically identify those members of the Coalition that have been either bribed, coerced, bought, and extorted and the officials who were bribed or bought. 20. You told George Stephanopoulos that you had a plan to get out of Iraq but refused to provide details. Would you consent to having your secret plan privately evaluated by an independent, bi-partisan panel of military experts who could report the plan's merits to the electorate without divulging the details? a. Would you also consent to privately revealing to an independent panel the names of the foreign leaders who secretly support you so that the panel can confirm your story to the electorate? b. Ditto regarding the leaders whom you say have secretly told Senators Biden and Levin that you must win? Obviously, there are a lot more questions Social Security, health care, etc. Certainly there are tougher questions and those more artfully crafted. This is just a start. Feel free to add your own. TV-newsmagazine producers are welcome to use any of the above. Peter Kirsanow is...not holding his breath.
09-09-2004, 09:24:57: Belgium considers euthanasia for children Wed 8 September, 2004 15:08 BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Belgian lawmakers belonging to Prime Minister Guy Verhofstadt's ruling Flemish Liberal party have introduced a bill seeking to expand the country's controversial euthanasia legislation to include minors. Senators Jeannine Leduc and Paul Wille said in the bill that terminally ill children and teenagers had as much right to choose when they wanted to die as anyone else. "Their suffering is as great (and) the situation they face is as intolerable and inhumane," the senators' bill read on Wednesday. A controversial law decriminalising euthanasia came into force in Belgium in September 2002. Patients wishing to end their lives must be conscious when the application is made and repeat their request for euthanasia. Their doctor must fill in a form and consult another physician before making a final decision. Wille and Leduc now also want to include "assisted suicide" in the current legislation as they feel patients often want to end their lives themselves.
09-09-2004, 09:25:50: Canada Weighs Using Muslim Law Wednesday, September 08, 2004 CHICAGO In Muslim neighborhoods in Canada, some women fear the legal power handed to their religious leaders. As long as the country's law is followed, religious leaders can play a role in Canada's legal system. But a controversy has erupted over whether Muslim law should be used. Two parties in a Canadian civil dispute, like a divorce, can opt to use a religious leader as a mediator, and the mediator's decision is binding. Canadian native tribes, Christians and Jews use this system. "If Muslims have a civil dispute among themselves, they would want to settle the matter within the community rather than take it outside," said Shabir Ally, president of the Islamic Information Institute (search). But some Canadian Muslim women fear that Muslim law, or Sharia (search), will be imposed on them in these civil mediations. Critics say Sharia has been used, or abused, to discriminate against women. And some Canadian Muslim women say they will be badgered into accepting decisions from conservative imams acting as mediators. "They will be oppressed in a sense because they'll be coerced into feeling they need to follow this process of binding arbitration, implementing Sharia. Otherwise they're deemed as blasphemous and labeled by the community and then where else is she to go?" said Iman Zebian, a member of the board of the Canadian Council of Muslim Women (search). Unless the government watches closely, these women worry that imams acting as legal arbitrators will take advantage of women in the name of Islam.
09-09-2004, 09:26:24: Kerry is on the ropes. Now we need to knock him out of the ring and keep the country safe! Let the veterans take the service record fight to him while we focus on his voting and attendance records. If his voting record had succeeded, we would not have the weapons systems we used liberate Kuwait, Afghanistan and Iraq. In fact, the Berlin wall would probably still be up. So, if he had his way, there would still be millions of people living under tyranny. Big hearted liberal indeed! Nearly 2,000 arrests in NY verses under 10 in Boston, party for peace indeed!
09-09-2004, 09:27:49: Who is the Enemy Within? Are there names to be named? Yes. There are enough names to fill this entire book. Perhaps we should put our own names in this book. Why do I say that? Because most of us have failed our own democratic system by not being vigilant. Most of us have looked the other way while our borders, language, and culture have been diluted. There is also an ideological divide as to an "enemies list." Both Left and Right have created operatives who are enemies of our own way of life; enemies of firm borders, English as a national language, and a common cultural glue. The question really becomes whom do you fear most? The vast "right-wing conspiracy" or the vast "left-wing conspiracy"? Analyzing both sides of this equation, you will come to see the right-wing supports God, country, family, the military, and has far higher moral standards than the Left. The Left operates specifically to undermine God, country, family, and the military. They use the courts to undermine the popular will. What they cannot gain through the ballot box they gain through the gavel. In California we recently saw how the ACLU with three leftist judges tried to stop an election to recall a failed, corrupt governor. Analyzing recent Supreme Court decisions on sodomy and affirmative action, you will see the vast left-wing conspiracy as its worst, legitimizing the use of race as opposed to achievement and destabilizing family values. Left-wing operatives have come very far in their plans. It is clear to me if God could vote, He would be a member of the vast right-wing conspiracy. In fact, to the mad dog leftists in the ACLU, The National Lawyers Guild, and the Democratic party, God is the enemy. In this sense then, this book is not so much about naming names as it is about defining terms. The extreme Left has attempted to redefine family and patriotism among other clearly evident concepts: to redefine marriage to conform to their own perverse worldview and to redefine patriotism to mean stabbing our troops in the back while they are under fire. In this book I hope to reaffirm the meaning of the most basic concepts of family, nation, and morality. By pointing out how internal enemies are undermining our religion, schools, courts, military, media, and police, I hope to continue to act as Paul Revere did in his time. If I were given to comedy in this serious battle for the future of America, I might say my "midnight call" would be, "The liberals are coming, the liberals are coming." Unfortunately, these times do not lend themselves to comedy. Moreover, the liberals aren't coming --- they're already here. The damage they are doing and have done is very difficult to calculate. The precise connection between extreme liberal pressure groups and outright criminal activity is difficult to determine. But I assume it does exist. Why do I say this? Many of you are under the impression that civil libertarians are sincere in their desire to protect our liberties from an oppressive government. At least that's the message they have sold you for decades. If that were the case, how would you explain the following?
09-09-2004, 09:28:55: If you have a child in public school, you need to read The Worm in the Apple: How the Teachers Unions Are Destroying American Education, a new book by Peter Brimelow. Public schools are run by the National Educational Association. They are not run by people you can hold accountable, such as teachers, superintendents and school boards. The NEA opposes merit pay, charter schools, and any decision by any school administrator that has not been determined in advance by collective bargaining. Simply put, the NEA opposes everything except its own power. Jaime Escalante, a teacher whose extraordinary success in teaching calculus to inner-city Hispanics resulted in a Hollywood movie, was run out of his California school district by the teachers union. Escalante, it seems, violated union rules by complaining about teachers who used the teachers lounge as a real estate office and called in sick to extend their weekends. A high school principal who requested that teachers write daily objectives on the classroom board was denounced by the union as a draconian zealot. Brimelow next introduces the teachers. Sara Boyd, a recipient of many awards and accolades during her teaching career experienced difficulty passing a mathematics competency test. She sued the state of California, claiming the test was racially discriminatory. But at her deposition she was unable to answer the question: What percent of 80 is 8? Teachers cant teach because the union wont let them. Perhaps it is just as well. Here are some course listings in the education department at the University of Massachusetts: Embracing Diversity, Diversity and Change, Oppression and Education, Introduction to Multicultural Education, Black Identity, Classism, Racism, Sexism, Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual Oppression, Jewish Oppression, Oppression of the Disabled, Erroneous Beliefs. Schools of education have turned teachers into agents of the therapeutic state, a new form of government analyzed by Paul Gottfried in his recent book, Multiculturalism and the Politics of Guilt. Indoctrination and social reconstruction have replaced the traditional emphasis on reading, writing, and arithmetic. When you can stop laughing or crying, pay attention. Brimelow is serious. He knows the NEA inside out. But the media does not. Brimelow has a chapter describing how the NEA bribes the media for favorable stories by handing out media awards. The Dallas Morning News won three awards for promoting a trip by area teachers to the state capital to lobby for money for teachers raises. In 2000 when NEA delegates voted to strengthen their policy against merit pay for teachers, the Associated Press reported the opposite. Newspapers across the country then editorialized on the basis of the erroneous AP report. The problem, says Brimelow, is that the NEA is the backbone of the Democratic Party and public education is a government monopoly. Brimelow asks Lenins question, What Is To Be Done? and replies with 24 reforms. One senses that Brimelow believes reform has little hope when it is opposed by NEA lobbying. If the NEA is to be undone, its undoing will come from parents and teachers deserting the schools. Homeschoolers, without benefit of fancy facilities, science labs, and huge expenditures of money outscore public school students. Teachers themselves are dropping out, demoralized by lack of professionalism, chaos, and crumbling educational standards. As readers recently pointed out to me, teachers are being imported from India and other Third World countries under the H-1B visa program to take the jobs that American teachers are abandoning. Brimelow uses the wrong tense when he writes that the teacher unions are destroying American education. They have destroyed it.
09-09-2004, 09:31:19: The latest spin from the Kerry apologizers are the sinister ties between contributors to the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth and some of the members of the organization have to President Bush. The New York Times hit piece on the Swift Boat Vets and their ties to President Bush came off like it was Woodward and Bernstein again, digging through request slips at the Library of Congress. What did they come up with? Look at this graphic for the results. Its a joke. A total of $225,000 from two men, one of whom, Bob Perry, knows Karl Rove. The other, Harlan Crow, is the trustee of the foundation for President George Bushs library. Meanwhile, the conservative media has given John Kerry a free pass on the ties he has to the various liberal 527s that are out pimping his bid for the Presidency by attacking President Bush. Well, I looked into it a little, and used OpenSecrets.org to get some interesting results: Zach Exley - Former director of special projects for the MoveOn PAC is now the online communications director for the Kerry campaign. Hes also the one who started the Bush cocaine smear in 2000. Jim Jordan - John Kerrys former campaign manager is now a spokesperson for America Coming Together, which is helping to sponsor anti-Bush concerts and is famous for using convicted felons to including sex offenders, to try and register voters door to door. George Soros - A direct contributor John Kerrys campaign, he has donated literally, tens of millions of dollars to MoveOn.org, ACT, and The Media Fund. He is also the largest contributor to The Center For American Progress, which just happens to back Media Matters Whores For America. The Center for American Progress is run by John Podesta who also is a direct contributor to John Kerry. ACT by the way, was formed by Steve Rosenthal, the former political director of the AFL-CIO, and Ellen Malcolm of Emilys List, both of whom have contributed directly to John Kerrys campaign. Harold Ickes - Former deputy White House chief of staff for Bill Clinton is the head of The Media Fund, another anti-Bush 527. He is also a direct contributor to John Kerry. Stephen Bing, a Hollywood producer, who in the past has donated money to John Kerry has donated millions of dollars to various 527s as has Peter Lewis, head of Progressive Insurance. You can get more details from this post by John Cole. Environment 2004 is anti-Bush environmental 527 that was started by Bruce Babbitt, Bill Clintons former Interior Secretary and Carol Browner, the former head of the EPA. Babbitt has contributed directly to Kerrys campaign. In fact, on the page I linked, a good number of the board members of Environment 2004 are Kerry campaign contributors. I know theres more, and as I find them I will update this post. In the meantime, it almost hilarious that Kerry and his underlings are whining about the SBV, when they have essentially working on behalf of their campaign that have funds that dwarf those of the receipts the SBVs have received.
09-09-2004, 09:36:16: Diary refutes Kerry claim By Stephen Dinan and Charles Hurt THE WASHINGTON TIMES Published August 25, 2004 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Kerry's own wartime journal is raising questions about whether he deserved the first of three Purple Hearts, which permitted him to go home after 4 months of combat. The re-examination of Mr. Kerry's military record, prompted by commercials paid for by Swift Boat Veterans for Truth and the book "Unfit for Command: Swift Boat Veterans Speak Out Against John Kerry" by two of the group's members, continued even as Mr. Kerry stated that voters should judge his character based on his anti-war activities upon returning from Vietnam. A primary claim against Mr. Kerry by the Swift Boat Veterans is that Mr. Kerry's first Purple Heart -- awarded for action on Dec. 2, 1968 -- did not involve the enemy and that Mr. Kerry's wounds that day were unintentionally self-inflicted. They charge that in the confusion involving unarmed, fleeing Viet Cong, Mr. Kerry fired a grenade, which detonated nearby and splattered his arm with hot metal. Mr. Kerry has claimed that he faced his "first intense combat" that day, returned fire, and received his "first combat related injury." A journal entry Mr. Kerry wrote Dec. 11, however, raises questions about what really happened nine days earlier. "A cocky feeling of invincibility accompanied us up the Long Tau shipping channel because we hadn't been shot at yet, and Americans at war who haven't been shot at are allowed to be cocky," wrote Mr. Kerry, according the book "Tour of Duty" by friendly biographer Douglas Brinkley. If enemy fire was not involved in that or any other incident, according to the Military Order of the Purple Heart, no medal should be awarded. "The Purple Heart is awarded to members of the armed forces of the U.S. who are wounded by an instrument of war in the hands of the enemy," according to the organization chartered by Congress. According to regulations set by the Department of Defense, an enemy must be involved to warrant a Purple Heart. Altogether, Mr. Kerry earned three Purple Hearts, a Bronze Star and a Silver Star. A Kerry campaign official, speaking on background, told The Washington Times yesterday that the "we" in the passage from Mr. Kerry's journal refers to "the crew on Kerry's first swift boat, operating as a crew" rather than Mr. Kerry himself. "John Kerry didn't yet have his own boat or crew on December 2," according to the aide. "Other members of the crew had been in Vietnam for some time and had been shot at and Kerry knew that at the time. However, the crew had not yet been fired on while they served together on PCF 44 under Lieutenant Kerry." Mr. Kerry's campaign could not say definitively whether he did receive enemy fire that day. The newly exhumed passages were first reported by Fox News Channel in a televised interview with John Hurley, national leader of Veterans for Kerry. "Is it possible that Kerry's first Purple Heart was the result of an unintentionally self-inflicted wound?" asked reporter Major Garrett. "Anything is possible," Mr. Hurley replied. The Swift Boat Veterans say that means Mr. Kerry is now backing off of his first Purple Heart claim, just as he has apparently changed his claim that he spent Christmas 1968 on an operation in Cambodia. "It's a house of cards," said Van Odell, one of the veterans. "What he wrote in 'Tour of Duty' and how he used that is nothing but a house of cards, and it's exposed." At a fund-raiser last night in Philadelphia, Mr. Kerry defended his anti-war activism upon his return from Vietnam, which also has come under attack by the Swift Boat Veterans, as "an act of conscience." "You can judge my character, incidentally, by that," he said. "Because when the time for moral crisis existed in this country, I wasn't taking care of myself, I was taking care of public policy," Mr. Kerry told his audience. "I was taking care of things that made a difference to the life of this nation. You may not have agreed with me, but I stood up and was counted, and that's the kind of president I'm going to be." The Swift Boat Veterans' claims and the political storm that surrounds them has dominated the presidential campaign for the last two weeks. The Center for Media and Public Affairs said that from Aug. 9 to 15, the first week after the group's ads were released, there were 92 mentions in major papers and 221 mentions in all news reports. By last week, Aug. 16 to 22, there were 221 mentions in major papers and 696 mentions in all news reports the center tracks. "The Swift Boat veterans commercial is the 'Blair Witch Project' of campaign ads -- an enormous return on a small investment," said Matthew T. Felling, media director for the center. "Everyone is talking about it, and no one can agree on where the line between fact and fiction exists." He said the commercial has become "a national player in its own right," nearly equaling Vice President Dick Cheney's 733 mentions in all news reports last week. Mr. Kerry himself is making personal phone calls trying to stamp out the controversy. On Monday morning, a day after former Sen. Bob Dole questioned Mr. Kerry's Purple Hearts on CNN, Mr. Kerry called the former Republican presidential candidate. "There's respect there. We were in the Senate together," Mr. Dole told interviewer Wolf Blitzer on Monday. "But we're talking about the presidential race, and I tweaked him a little on the Purple Hearts." And on Sunday, Mr. Kerry called Robert Brant, one of the members of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. A source associated with the veterans group and familiar with the 10-minute conversation said Mr. Kerry asked whether Mr. Brant knew about the group. When Mr. Brant said he was part of it, there was "kind of a silence" on the line before Mr. Kerry continued the conversation. The source said Swift Boat Veterans is considering sending a cease-and-desist letter to Mr. Kerry asking him not to contact their members anymore because it might be a violation of campaign-finance laws. In a speech at the Cooper Union school in New York yesterday, Mr. Kerry said the "Bush campaign and its allies have turned to the tactics of fear and smear." Asked by reporters about the Swift Boat furor later yesterday, Mr. Kerry said he's trying to focus on "the economy, jobs, health care -- the things that matter to Americans." Asked specifically if he has been calling Swift Boat veterans, Mr. Kerry said, "I am talking about the things that are important to Americans -- jobs, health care, how we are going to fix our schools." In last night's Philadelphia speech, even while defending his activities with Vietnam Veterans Against the War, Mr. Kerry called the criticism of his service "so petty it's almost pathetic in a way." But the issue is not likely to go away, in part because Mr. Kerry's defenders want their full say. A new documentary, "Brothers in Arms," will be released in a theater in New York and on DVD everywhere on Friday that highlights Mr. Kerry and the veterans who served with him, and filmmaker Paul Alexander said he found the veterans' stories very convincing. "What's remarkable to me is when you see the interviews in the movie, how consistent they are on what happened," said Mr. Alexander, who said he interviewed all the men who served on PCF 94, and interviewed them several times over several months. Mr. Alexander previously wrote "Man of the People: The Life of John McCain." He said the movie particularly sheds light on the incident for which Mr. Kerry earned his Bronze Star, for rescuing a Special Forces officer from the water under what he and his crew said was enemy fire. The Swift Boat Veterans, including Mr. Odell, say there was no enemy fire, but Mr. Alexander said after making the movie and talking with crewmates Mike Medeiros, Del Sandusky and David Alston, he believes there was enemy fire. "Mike described the mortar rounds that were going over the top of the 94, and David and Del described the sound effects -- specifically down to what kind of machine gun it was -- the AK-47," Mr. Alexander said. "Their description is so specific they're not mistaken."
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09-09-2004, 09:44:27: Heinz Kerry: Opponents Of Health Care Plan Are 'Idiots' Candidate's Wife Doesn't Mince Words Teresa Heinz Kerry says "only an idiot" would fail to support her husband's health care plan. But Heinz Kerry, the wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, told the (Lancaster) Intelligencer Journal that "of course, there are idiots." Kerry's proposal includes health care subsidies for children, the unemployed, small companies and more; and government assistance to insurers and employers that keep premiums for workers down. If Kerry is elected, Heinz Kerry predicts that opponents of his health care plan will be voted out of office. She says, "Only an idiot wouldn't like this." Heinz Kerry stumped in Lancaster, Harrisburg and York on Wednesday, the third day of a four-day campaign swing through Pennsylvania. On Thursday, she holds a roundtable discussion health care at a hotel in King of Prussia. Now there's a woman we want to see more of, NOT!
09-09-2004, 09:47:10: Kerry's Iranian Connection Fights Democracy By Robert Spencer FrontPageMagazine.com | September 8, 2004 Frivolous lawsuits have long been used as weapons of the powerful against the weak; a particularly egregious example is now playing out in Texas, courtesy of one of John Kerrys most controversial supporters: the Iranian Hassan Nemazee. Nemazee is pursuing a ten-million-dollar damage claim against the Student Movement Coordination Committee for Democracy in Iran (SMCCDI) and its coordinator, Aryo B. Pirouznia. A Nemazee victory in this suit would almost certainly muzzle or destroy altogether the SMCCDI, one of the most energetic and courageous opponents of Irans entrenched but uneasy mullahocracy. But now that Nemazees lawsuit has been filed, it has become increasingly clear that it could embarrass the entire Democratic Party and severely damage the already flagging candidacy of John Kerry. Nemazee is an influential figure with many friends in high places in groups such as the American-Iranian Council (AIC), the National Iranian American Council (NIAC), and the Iranian-American Bar Association (IABA). Nemazees name is also well known in Democratic Party circles. He was a prominent contributor to Bob Torricellis New Jersey Senate campaign. The multimillionaire entrepreneur also contributed $50,000 to his friend Al Gores Recount Fund (and $250,000 to the Gore campaign), $60,000 to Bill Clintons legal defense fund, and over $150,000 to the Democratic National Committee. Clinton attempted to reward him by naming him U.S. Ambassador to Argentina but the Senate declined to confirm him after Forbes magazine published, in May 1999, an extremely damaging expose of his shady financial dealings. Undaunted, Nemazee continued efforts to establish fruitful contacts between Iranian groups advocating normalization of relations with Iran and high-level members of the Democratic Party. He joined the Board of Directors of the AIC, an organization whose president, Hooshang Amirahmadi, is identified on the SMCCDI website as a well known lobbyist for the Iranian Mullahocracy. Nemazee was involved in a March 2002 fundraiser for Senate Foreign Affairs Committee heavyweight Joe Biden (D-DE). This event was hosted by Sadegh Namazikhah, another AIC member whom Aryo Pirouznia charges with trying to improve public perception of one of the most despotic regimes in the world. Three months later it was Kerrys turn: Nemazee invited the future Democratic standard bearer to speak at an AIC dinner. Nemazee himself also spoke, declaring that the AIC does not attempt to explain or rationalize the position of the government of Iran, nor does it attempt to do so for the government of the United States. Its mission is to educate both sides and to attempt to establish the basis and the vehicle for a dialogue which will ultimately lead to a resumption of relations. If Kerry registered any protest against this assertion that the United States should normalize relations with one of the worlds bloodiest dictatorships, it was not recorded. Nemazee, according to Iran experts Banafsheh Zand-Bonazzi and Elio Bonazzi, now seems to be denying that he ever made this speech at all although it is still posted on the AICs website. Outside San Franciscos Ritz-Carlton Hotel, where this grand event was held, the SMCCDI organized a large protest rally. Nemazee, evidently, would not forget this and other affronts. In his lawsuit, he charges that the SMCCDI knowingly and repeatedly made false and defamatory statements about his support for the Iranian regime. His complaint states categorically that Nemazee does not support the Islamic Republic and the Revolution. But his friend Kerry, meanwhile, seems to have absorbed the very lessons that Nemazee now denies having tried to teach. Before the Council on Foreign Relations in December 2003, Kerry announced that he would be willing as President to pursue rapprochement with Iran: As president, I will be prepared early on to explore areas of mutual interest with Iran, just as I was prepared to normalize relations with Vietnam a decade ago. And most notoriously, his staff sent out an email that somehow made its way to the government-controlled Mehr News Agency in Tehran, where it was trumpeted as evidence of his resolve to patch things up with the mullahs. It is in the urgent interests of the people of the United States, the message read, to restore our countrys credibility in the eyes of the world. America needs the kind of leadership that will repair alliances with countries on every continent that have been so damaged in the past few years, as well as build new friendships and overcome tensions with others. Kerrys camp professed puzzlement over how this email made it to Tehran. Initially, a Kerry aide dismissed the story as just a hoax. But this pose proved impossible to maintain. Kerrys senior foreign affairs advisor, Rand Beers, later admitted that the message was genuine, saying: I have no idea how they got hold of that letter, which was prepared for Democrats Abroad. I scratched my head when I saw that. The only way they could have gotten it was if someone in Iran was with Democrats Abroad. In light of the ties between the AIC and the Democratic Party, that possibility is at least open to question. But Kerrys olive branches to the regime that carries on the legacy of the Ayatollah Khomeini now embarrass him: his Council on Foreign Relations remarks seem to have been removed from the Kerry-Edwards website. Hence also the Nemazee lawsuit: to silence the SMCCDI and its inconvenient protests. One way to do that is indirect, by using the suit to put the SMCCDI out of action. According to documents that Pirouznia/SMCCDI defense attorney Bob Jenevein made available to me, the prosecution has been playing several such games. On August 20, 2004, Jenevein wrote a letter to Rob Wiley of Locke Lidell & Sapp, the elite Texas law firm representing Nemazee. He proposed five stipulations points that both sides could agree to, so that they need not spend the courts time trying to establish or disprove them. These included: 1. The Islamic regime in Iran is sympathetic to terrorists. 2. The Islamic regime in Iran poses a threat to the security of the United States and/or its citizens at home or abroad. 3. For the United States to normalize its diplomatic relations with Iran at this time would lend credibility to the Islamic regime in Iran. 4. For the United States to ease trade sanctions against Iran at this time would lend credibility to the Islamic regime in Iran. 5. Anything that would lend credibility to the Islamic regime in Iran at this time would have value to that regime. Wiley answered on the same day that his team had taken the stipulations under advisement; but in the almost two weeks since then, gave no further answer. Thus Nemazees attorneys effectively agreed to none of the stipulations, raising the prospect that Jenevein would have to spend hours upon hours in court establishing these points, thereby endangering the SMCCDI by straining its financial resources. Other documents furnished by Jenevein suggest that the prosecution is trying to run up the costs of the litigation in other ways also attempting to find out who is paying Pirouznias legal bills and to drive SMCCDI into destitution. One example was a fax that Wiley sent to Jenevein last Monday afternoon, informing him of a draft motion that the prosecution was planning to file on certain matters regarding the case unless the prosecution and defense reached an agreement by 5PM Tuesday. Jenevein immediately faxed a response, suggesting ways to agree, but the prosecution ignored it and filed the motion the next morning anyway. This multiplication of motions, of course, is a classic tactic to drive up court costs. Related to all this is the curious fact that, according to an inside source close to the case, Nemazee has never made himself available for a deposition. Pirouznias defense attorney contacted Nemazees lawyers in early August, immediately after taking the case (five months after it was filed), to request dates for this deposition; Nemazees team responded that he would only be available on two dates in November and two in December all four after the election, and all over seven months after the case was filed. Hes saying we want his deposition for political reasons, the insider exclaimed incredulously, but HE filed the lawsuit! The Pirouznia/SMCCDI team has filed a motion ordering Nemazee to appear for a deposition on September 20; no ruling has been made on it yet. Why file a lawsuit, and then play hide-and-seek with the defense? The lobbyist and his team seem to be trying to keep the case under wraps until after the presidential election. Nemazee is worried that his candidate will be embarrassed if the facts of this litigation are made public, observes Jenevein. Im afraid that this case would appear typical of the frivolous lawsuits about which Republicans complain so loudly. To the extent that Hassan Nemazee constitutes a link between a presidential campaign and the Iranian regime, that link would be considered a grave political liability for the campaign. The lawsuit is designed to silence those who speak about this. The Nemazee camp appears to be growing increasingly anxious lest details of their suit leak out. That may be why, according to an informed source, the founder of a public relations firm and international speakers bureau that specializes in foreign policy and terrorism-related issues recently contacted Pirouznia and invited him to lunch ultimately, two lunches on consecutive days, all to argue that he should drop the suit. Important figures of the Iranian democracy movement, the PR wizard intimated to Pirouznia, really wanted him to forget the whole thing. Dumbfounded, Pirouznia reminded the PR maven that it was he who was the target of the suit, and that he was only defending himself and his organization. Several other people who figures connected to the defense team wryly term Nemazees messengers also contacted Pirouznia to make the same appeal. The SMCCDI and Aryo Pirouznia are evidently not the only ones in Nemazees sights. According to an informed source, Nemazees lawyer asked in official documents used by the plaintiff to build the case about the relationship between Pirouznia and another pair of stalwart Iran democracy activists: Banafsheh Zand-Bonazzi and Elio Bonazzi. Said the source: Aryos lawyer objected that this is not relevant, but basically this means that even if Nemazee didnt sue the Bonazzis directly, they are among his targets. This despite the fact that the Bonazzis have never advanced any political agenda for Iran beyond promoting the idea of a genuine (not UN- or Jimmy Carter-led) internationally monitored referendum to decide on Irans form of government after the complete ousting of any form of theocracy. Zand-Bonazzis father, Siamak Pourzand, is a well-known Iranian journalist, intellectual, freedom fighter and political prisoner of the Islamic regime. Thus the mullahs fight on for their survival in the courtrooms of Texas
09-09-2004, 09:50:28: September 9, 2004 -- WASHINGTON Former Marine Oliver North noting that he turned down Purple Hearts so he could stay in Vietnam with his troops is firing new shots at old foe John Kerry, calling on the Massachusetts Democrat to apologize for his anti-war protests. In his syndicated column, North, a war hero and Fox New Channel commentator, recently issued a "Dear John" letter that chides Kerry for testifying that U.S. troops committed atrocities in Vietnam, and points out that even "Hanoi" Jane Fonda later apologized for some of her conduct during the war. "Even Jane Fonda apologized. Will you, John?" North wrote in his column last month. "The issue is what you did to us when you came home, John," North wrote. "John, did you think they would forget?" In addition to facing criticism for his anti-war protests, Kerry also has been under fire from some vets who say he didn't deserve his medals and collected three Purple Hearts as quickly as he could so he could return to the United States. "I only have two Purple Hearts, though," North wrote. "I turned down the others so that I could stay with the Marines in my rifle platoon. But I think you might agree with me, though I've never heard you say it, that the officers always got more medals than they earned and the youngsters we led never got as many medals as they deserved." When asked yesterday if Kerry had contacted him, North, the host of "War Stories" on the Fox News Channel, laughed loudly, shaking his head from side to side. He said the feedback to his writing has been "astounding." North and Kerry have a history. It was Kerry, as a senator investigating the Iran-Contra scandal, who helped put North's military career in mothballs in the 1980s pinning much of the blame for the gun-running plot on the decorated Marine. Kerry's war-hero record has been shot up by the anti-Kerry Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, who published the best-selling book, "Unfit for Command," which claims Kerry lied to collect his Bronze Star and three Purple Hearts. "You don't have a beef with President George Bush about your war record," North writes. "Your complaint is with the 2.5 million of us who served honorably in a war that ended 29 years ago and which you, not the president, made the centerpiece of this campaign." North says it was devastating to American POWs, who had Kerry's testimony thrown in their face by taunting North Vietnamese.
09-09-2004, 11:01:02: I want to know where I can find something like this. Please? I teach life skills and something like this would really help my students who are working so hard to learn to read.
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09-09-2004, 11:40:26: my butt drips juice. What should I do?
09-09-2004, 11:41:49: Next." "Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license." "Names?" "Tim and Jim Jones." "Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance." "Yes, we're brothers." "Brothers? You can't get married." "Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?" "Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!" "Incest?" No, we are not gay." "Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?" "For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects." "But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman." "Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim." "And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?" "All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next." "Hi. We are here to get married." "Names?" "John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson." "Who wants to marry whom?" "We all want to marry each other." "But there are four of you!" "That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship." "But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples." "So you're discriminating against bisexuals!" "No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples." "Since when are you standing on tradition?" "Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere." "Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!" "All right, all right. Next." "Hello, I'd like a marriage license." "In what names?" "David Deets." "And the other man?" "That's all. I want to marry myself." "Marry yourself? What do you mean?" "Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return." "That does it! I quit!!
09-09-2004, 11:44:04: Sing this with your friends to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree" for fun at parties! Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Oh Ana1 Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Oh Ana1 Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. The way you splat, the toilet bowl, erupting from, my sick asshole. Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Oh Ana1 Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Arriving with, a lot of gas The kind of air, from in my ass. Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely! Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely! Like something crawled, into my ass died and then, was turned to gas. Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Oh Ana1 Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely!
09-09-2004, 11:44:40: hello!im back pig-butt!this time I have a bigger disintigration ray!hahaha!snort!confondit! darn rent-a-ray its jammed!Oh crud is this thing still on?
09-09-2004, 11:45:24: Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. The way you splat, the toilet bowl, erupting from, my sick asshole. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Arriving with, a lot of gas The kind of air, from in my ass. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely! Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely! Like something crawled, into my ass died and then, was turned to gas. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely!
09-09-2004, 11:45:57: Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. The way you splat, the toilet bowl, erupting from, my sick asshole. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Arriving with, a lot of gas The kind of air, from in my ass. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely! Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely! Like something crawled, into my ass died and then, was turned to gas. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely!
09-09-2004, 11:50:51: My pussy is oozing something greenish. It smells really bad too. Am I sick?
09-09-2004, 14:21:01: The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift." He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend. This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully". To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.
09-09-2004, 14:25:05: Chocolate Walnut Souffl Torte If you need to satisfy a decadent craving, youve come to the right recipe. This torte is intensely delicious, insanely chocolate and, almost always, mind-altering. One serving is more than enough for the desired effecttears of joy! Makes 16 servings Ingredients: Torte: 1 spray PAM Original Canola Cooking Spray 8 large eggs, separated 1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar 3/4 cup granulated sugar 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract 14 ounces Callebaut 811 bittersweet chocolate, chopped into 1/2 oz. pieces 2 1/2 cups (5 sticks) lactose free Fleischmanns Unsalted stick margarine 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 1/3 cup ground walnuts Chocolate Rum Glaze: 2 tablespoons lactose free Fleischmanns Unsalted stick margarine 2 tablespoons granulated sugar 1/2 cup Silk soymilk creamer (plain) 14 oz. Callebaut 811 bittersweet chocolate, coarsely chopped 2 tablespoons light Rum Optional garnish: 1 pint raspberries or strawberries Quick Mango Coulis (recipe follows) Preparation: Torte: Pre-heat oven to 375F. Spray bottom and sides of springform pan with PAM. In a large bowl, whip egg whites with cream of tartar until soft peaks form; then set aside. In another large bowl, beat egg yolks for 2 minutes until pale yellow. Add sugar and vanilla to yolks, and mix until creamy (1 to 2 minutes). In small microwavable bowl, melt chocolate pieces and margarine in microwave for 45 seconds on high. Continue heating for 15-second intervals until margarine and chocolate pieces have melted. Stir until fully blended. Add melted chocolate to yolk mixture, then fold in flour, salt and ground nuts. Add 3/4 cup of whipped whites and stir until well blended. Fold in remaining whipped whites in 3 more additions. Pour into prepared springform pan and bake for 35 minutes. Remove from oven and let cool completely, then remove sides of springform pan. Chocolate Rum Glaze: Place margarine, sugar and soymilk into a medium microwavable bowl. Heat on high for 60 seconds. Continue heating for 30-second intervals until all of margarine has completely melted and mixture is warm. At this point, stir in chocolate pieces and set aside for 3 to 4 minutes. Then stir to fully blend (re-heating for 30-second intervals, as necessary, until chocolate is smooth). Add rum and stir to blend. Spread mixture evenly over surface of torte allowing glaze to run down the sides. Transfer torte to desired serving dish. To create a thicker glaze coat: first spread a thin coat of glaze over surface, then refrigerate for 15 minutes. Re-heat remaining glaze in microwave for 30 seconds and spread a second coat over chilled glaze. Quick Mango Coulis: Place one pint mango sorbet (2 cups) in a saucepan over medium heat. Allow sorbet to thaw completely. Stir in 1 teaspoon freshly squeezed lemon juice and continue to cook over medium heat until sauce has reduced by just half (or until syrupy). Refrigerate until needed. (The coulis will thicken further once chilled.) WARNING: Not for the emotionally incontinent. Presentation: Just after pouring the chocolate glaze, decorate torte with fresh berries or Quick Mango Coulis. Variations: Use ground pecans instead of walnutsjust re-name your dessert! You can also prepare half the recipe by using a heaping 1/3 cup of sugar and only 2/3 cup ground walnuts. (Remember your fractions?) Tips: Make it 3 to 4 hours in advance, but dont refrigerate. Difficulty: 3 Time: Preparation: 30 minutes; Total time: 1 hour. Entertaining: Great. It can be made 3 to 4 hours in advance with no last-minute hassle. You might also want to prepare a non-chocoholic dessert just in case theres an abstainer among you. Extra Equipment: Scissors, 9 inch or 10 inch springform pan, waxed/parchment paper.
09-09-2004, 14:26:18: Senator Kerry has been pretty successfully avoiding the media, but sometime between now and November 2 he'll have to sit down for a far-ranging interview on a program other than The Daily Show on Comedy Central. Thus far, most Kerry interviews have been less-than-penetrating (one recent poll even indicates that nearly a third of the electorate knows very little about John Kerry) and certainly not hostile (in comparison, see, among other things, President Bush's press conference of last spring). Bill Clinton was subjected to far-greater scrutiny by this time in the 1992 election cycle. Kerry's legendary policy flip-flops as well as his campaign's shifting stories related to the current controversy compel questioning at least as tough as that directed at Kerry's critics. Here are only a few of the questions Kerry hasn't adequately addressed. They don't even have anything to do with swift boats. There are no "gotcha" questions. They're posed in a respectful manner. In fact, many are softballs. After all, few interviewers would wish to alienate Kerry and foreclose the possibility of follow-up interviews. With that in mind, here goes: 1. The Bush campaign maintains that you spent 20 years in the Senate with no signature legislative achievements. What do you consider to be the five most important pieces of legislation that you've authored? a. What's the most important piece of legislation regarding intelligence you've authored? b. What's the most important piece of antiterrorism legislation you've authored? c. What's the most important piece of health-care legislation you've authored? d. What's the most important piece of education legislation you've authored? 2. You'd agree that on paper, Dick Cheney's experience and qualifications dwarf those of your running mate. Why would John Edwards make a better president during the war on terror than Dick Cheney? a. It's been widely reported that John McCain was your first choice as running mate. If true, why did you prefer Senator McCain to Senator Edwards? 3. Earlier this year you told Tim Russert that you'd release all of your military records, yet you've failed to do so and you refuse to release your Vietnam journal. Why shouldn't the public infer that the contents of these documents would undermine your credibility or otherwise damage your candidacy? a. When will you release the documents? 4. You've stated that you believe that life begins at conception yet you voted against the ban on partial-birth abortions. At precisely what point is a life worth protecting? a. Is there any limitation on abortion (waiting periods, parental notification) for which you'd vote? If so, what? 5. You've promised to repeal much of the Bush tax cut and while in the Senate you voted to raise taxes an average of five times per year. If current economic trends remain largely unchanged during a Kerry presidency, would you seek additional tax increases? a. How would you raise taxes and what are the highest marginal tax rates that you'd support? 6. You opposed the 1991 Gulf War even though Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction, had invaded another country, and France and Germany had supported the war. In the current conflict no WMDs have been found, France and Germany oppose the action, and Saddam hadn't invaded another country. Yet you recently stated that knowing what you know now, you'd nonetheless authorize the use of force even though you voted against funding it. Could you please reconcile these positions? 7. You acknowledge meeting with representatives of North Vietnam and the Viet Cong in Paris in 1970. Afterward you urged Congress to accept the North Vietnamese proposals. Please explain how this wasn't a violation of the Logan Act and, if you were still in the Naval Reserves at that time, how it wasn't a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibiting unauthorized communications with the enemy. 8. In several speeches before black audiences you've stated that a million African Americans were disenfranchised and had their votes stolen in the 2000 presidential election. There are no official or media investigations that support that statement. What evidence do you have to support the statement and if you believe a million blacks had their votes stolen, why haven't you called for criminal prosecutions and congressional investigations? 9. Do you dispute the National Journal's assessment that you're the nation's most liberal senator? If you do, which senators do you consider to be more liberal and why? 10. Why did you propose cutting the intelligence budget by $6 billion in 1994? 11. As president, would you nominate anyone to be either an attorney general, FBI director, or CIA director who had been a leader and chief spokesman for a group that had discussed and voted upon a plan to assassinate U.S. senators (even if the proposed nominee had opposed such plan)? 12. You have consistently stated that you "never, never" attended the November 1971 Kansas City meeting of the Vietnam Veterans Against the War at which a plan to assassinate six pro-military U.S. senators was discussed. Several newspapers reported that when confronted with FBI surveillance reports, your campaign "all but conceded" that you were in attendance , but claimed that this was a mere "footnote in history." a. Were you there? b. Did you discuss the assassination of U.S. senators? What did you say? c. Did you vote upon such a plan? How did you vote? Were any similar plans discussed by your group at any time? What were they? d. If the plan was voted down, what steps did you take to insure that supporters of the plan didn't carry it out anyway? e. Especially considering that this took place in an era of political assassinations and assassination attempts (Robert Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., George Wallace, etc.), did you report the discussion to any law-enforcement authorities? If not, why not? f. When did you resign from the organization? g. Do you dispute reports that you continued as a spokesman for the organization for more than a year after the Kansas City meeting? h. If this was a mere footnote in history why have you repeatedly and vehemently denied you were there? i. Did your campaign, as alleged in several newspaper accounts, attempt to get a witness to change his story about your attendance? 13. You have criticized the Patriot Act. What portions would you repeal or amend and why? What evidence do you have of any abuses of the Patriot Act? 14. As president, what would you do about Iran's emerging nuclear capability? 15. During your eight-year tenure on the Senate Intelligence Committee you missed more than three fourths of all public meetings. It's also been reported that you have skipped or delayed receiving intelligence briefings during the campaign. Why should the public believe that you're serious about this issue? 16. What do you think is appropriate punishment for guards (and their superiors) found guilty of prisoner abuse at Abu Ghraib? Do you believe they should be stripped of command and receive dishonorable discharges and prison time? 17. On May 6, 2001, on Meet the Press, you stated that you had committed "the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers" in violation of the Geneva Convention. Specifically, you said you burned villages and "used 50-calibre machine guns, which [you] were granted and ordered to use, which were our only weapon against people." a. Who ordered you to use 50-caliber machine guns on people? b. How many people did you shoot with the 50s and how many of them were killed or wounded? c. When and where did these shootings occur? d. What other atrocities did you commit and when? e. Which village(s) did you burn down and when? f. Were any of your crewmembers present during the commission of any of these atrocities? g. Did you order them to participate in the atrocities? Did they follow your orders? h. Why were there no reports of these atrocities? Did you order your crew not to report them? i. Are any of these incidents described in your Vietnam journal? If not, why not? j. Did you observe thousands of (or any) other troops committing atrocities? When, where and what kind? Did you report them? If not, why not? k. In light of your admitted atrocities, if Abu Ghraib guards found guilty of abuse should receive prison time and be stripped of command, why do you believe you should be considered for commander-in-chief? 18. Who among the justices currently sitting on the Supreme Court would be a model for your nominees to the federal bench? Why? 19. In a speech before Drake University Law School you characterized U.S. allies in the war in Iraq as "some trumped-up so-called Coalition of the bribed, the coerced, the bought and the extorted,..." Do you maintain that Great Britain has been bribed, coerced, bought, or extorted? What about Italy? Japan? Poland? Please specifically identify those members of the Coalition that have been either bribed, coerced, bought, and extorted and the officials who were bribed or bought. 20. You told George Stephanopoulos that you had a plan to get out of Iraq but refused to provide details. Would you consent to having your secret plan privately evaluated by an independent, bi-partisan panel of military experts who could report the plan's merits to the electorate without divulging the details? a. Would you also consent to privately revealing to an independent panel the names of the foreign leaders who secretly support you so that the panel can confirm your story to the electorate? b. Ditto regarding the leaders whom you say have secretly told Senators Biden and Levin that you must win? Obviously, there are a lot more questions Social Security, health care, etc. Certainly there are tougher questions and those more artfully crafted. This is just a start. Feel free to add your own. TV-newsmagazine producers are welcome to use any of the above. Peter Kirsanow is...not holding his breath.
09-09-2004, 14:27:39: CABLE NEWS RACE WED, SEPT 8, 2004 FOXNEWS HANNITY/COLMES 2.2 FOXNEWS O'REILLY 2.1 [RATING] FOXNEWS GRETA 1.7 FOXNEWS BRIT HUME 1.4 FOXNEWS SHEP SMITH 1.3 CNN LARRY KING 1.2 CNN AARON BROWN 0.8 CNN PAULA ZAHN 0.6 MSNBC HARDBALL 0.6 MSNBC OLBERMAN 0.5 MSNBC SCARBOROUGH 0.5 MSNBC NORVILLE 0.4 CNBC MILLER 0.1 CNBC MCENROE 0.1
09-09-2004, 14:28:20: HURRICANE IVAN ADVISORY NUMBER 30 NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL 5 PM AST THU SEP 09 2004 ...HURRICANE IVAN HEADING FOR JAMAICA AND THE CAYMAN ISLANDS... A HURRICANE WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA. AT 5 PM...2100Z...THE GOVERNMENT OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS HAS ISSUED A HURRICANE WARNING FOR THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. A HURRICANE WATCH AND A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAIN IN EFFECT FOR THE ENTIRE SOUTHWEST PENINSULA OF HAITI FROM THE BORDER OF THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC WESTWARD...INCLUDING PORT AU PRINCE. A HURRICANE WATCH AND A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC FROM BARAHONA TO PERDENALES. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE SOUTHWESTERN COAST OF THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC FROM PALENQUE WESTWARD TO BARAHONA. A HURRICANE WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR CENTRAL AND EASTERN CUBA FROM MATANZAS EASTWARD. INTERESTS IN CENTRAL AND WESTERN CARIBBEAN SEA SHOULD CLOSELY MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF DANGEROUS HURRICANE IVAN. AT 5 PM AST...2100Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE IVAN WAS LOCATED BY A RECONNAISSANCE PLANE NEAR LATITUDE 15.0 NORTH...LONGITUDE 72.5 WEST OR ABOUT 350 MILES... 565 KM...SOUTHEAST OF KINGSTON JAMAICA. IVAN IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 15 MPH ...24 KM/HR...AND THIS MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS. ON THIS TRACK THE HURRICANE WILL BE NEARING JAMAICA ON FRIDAY. ALTHOUGH MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS HAVE DECREASED TO NEAR 150 MPH...240 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS....IVAN IS A DANGEROUS CATEGORY FOUR HURRICANE ON THE SAFFIR-SIMPSON HURRICANE SCALE. SOME FLUCTUATIONS IN INTENSITY ARE LIKELY DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS. HURRICANE FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 35 MILES... 55 KM... FROM THE CENTER...AND TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 175 MILES...280 KM. LATEST MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE REPROTED BY AN AIR FORCE RECONNAISSANCE PLANE WAS 921 MB...27.20 INCHES. STORM SURGE FLOODING OF 3 TO 5 FEET ABOVE NORMAL TIDE LEVELS... ALONG WITH LARGE AND DANGEROUS BATTERING WAVES...CAN BE EXPECTED NEAR THE CENTER OF IVAN IN THE HURRICANE WARNING AREA. RAINFALL AMOUNTS OF 5 TO 7 INCHES...POSSIBLY CAUSING LIFE- THREATENING FLASH FLOODS AND MUD SLIDES...CAN BE EXPECTED ALONG THE PATH OF IVAN. REPEATING THE 5 PM AST POSITION...15.0 N... 72.5 W. MOVEMENT TOWARD...WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 15 MPH. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...150 MPH. MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE... 921 MB. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AN INTERMEDIATE ADVISORY WILL BE ISSUED BY THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER AT 8 PM AST FOLLOWED BY THE NEXT COMPLETE ADVISORY AT 11 PM AST. FORECASTER AVILA
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09-09-2004, 14:34:29: I saw the movie "I, Robot" recently, a film based loosely on a book written by science fiction author Isaac Asimov. In case you're not familiar with Asimov's writing, here's a list of things the movie had in common with the book: The title. I don't know why, but after the movie I came out of the theater wanting to buy a pair of Converse shoes (vintage 2004), have them delivered to my local FedEx station, drive my MV Augusta SPR motorcycle to pick them up, stop by the shop to have my new JVC CD player installed in my Audi, pick up a couple of Dos Equis on my way home, wash it down with an Ovaltine and then invest what money I have left into a mutual fund with Prudential Life Insurance. I'm not exaggerating: this movie plugged 5 companies within a 10 minute block of time. That's roughly one advertisement every two minutes. Most whores don't see that kind of action. What makes a good movie good and a movie like this cunny waft is that in a good movie, every shot counts; every word uttered has a purpose. You won't find the characters saying things like "nice shoes" to which Smith replies "vintage 2004." Thanks for the update assholes, we couldn't have figured out that the products you're cramming down our throats actually exist in real life. Speaking of sloppy story, they could have cut this movie down to 3 minutes and still said everything they said in its current form. Here's how I would have changed this film: start out with a shot of Will Smith in a grocery store buying a 6 pack of Dos Equis beer, except instead of paying, the cashier is a Dos Equis marketing rep who hands Smith a thick wad of bills. Next shot: Smith finishes the last of the beer, walks over to Isaac Asimov's grave and lets loose: Why not? Same message, none of the bullshit. Other than giving creative control of the movie's content to advertisers, Will Smith stars as a nudist cyborg cop who has a prejudice against robots (seriously). The director had one tight shot on Smith's ass after another. It was enough to make women in the audience squirm. I even overheard a gay guy in front of me say to his partner "wow, this is pretty gay." Then they started making out, not because they necessarily wanted to, but because they wanted to remind people that they have the right, and a theater is a great place to make a political statement. The only cool thing about the movie is that it has robots in it--or so I thought. They turned something as inherently cool as a master race of robots into a blubbering suck-fest of limp-dicked pussies wimpering endlessly about their feelings. Instead of running around beating women, children, and weaker men, the robots stood around baking cup cakes and talking about boys. It was like being in a candle store without a pipe bomb. Bad news. Don't see this travesty. 738,944 people liked Will Smith more before he sold out.
09-09-2004, 14:41:53: I will leave my dripping anus juice by your door for your pleasure. Makes a great shake.
09-09-2004, 16:51:18: Vous avez les yeux les plus beaux
09-10-2004, 02:44:28: my water has broken
09-10-2004, 06:30:32: wanker
09-10-2004, 11:14:09: and now the news.
09-10-2004, 11:14:14: More Problems Surface With '60 Minutes' Documents By Robert B. Bluey CNSNews.com Staff Writer September 10, 2004 (CNSNews.com) - Additional questions were circulating Friday about the contents of four purported military documents that served as the basis for a Bush-bashing segment on the CBS News program "60 Minutes" Wednesday night. Doubts about the authenticity of the documents first reported by CNSNews.com on Thursday spread across the Internet and cable news shows Thursday when several forensic document experts, typographers and retired military officers offered their analysis. Friday's newspapers also carried stories questioning the documents' authenticity. Even the widow and son of the alleged author of the memos, the late Lt. Col. Jerry B. Killian, questioned whether the documents were real. Killian's widow, Marjorie, called the records "a farce," according to The Washington Post, and his son, Gary, who retired from the Texas Air National Guard in 1991, told The Associated Press one unsigned document looked fake. A memo dated May 4, 1972, claims that Bush refused to follow an order to undertake a medical examination. Another unsigned memo from May 19, 1972, suggests that Bush was "talking to someone upstairs" to get out of his duty with the Texas Air National Guard. "It just wouldn't happen," Gary Killian told the AP. "The only thing that can happen when you keep secret files like that are bad things. ... No officer in his right mind would write a memo like that." "I don't think there were any documents," added Killian's widow, Marjorie Connell, in a Washington Post article. "He was not a paper person." Questions about the documents, which were the basis of Wednesday's "60 Minutes" program, prompted a swift reaction from the network. "As a standard practice at CBS, each of the documents broadcast on '60 Minutes' was thoroughly investigated by independent experts and we are convinced of their authenticity," the network said in a statement Thursday afternoon. In a subsequent interview with WorldNetDaily, CBS spokeswoman Kelli Edwards said, "CBS verified the authenticity of the documents by talking to individuals who had seen the documents at the time they were written. These individuals were close associates of Colonel Jerry Killian and confirm that the documents reflect his opinions at the time the documents were written." The documents were released Wednesday night by the White House, which didn't question their accuracy but characterized them as "dirty politics," after obtaining them from CBS News. The network has refused to reveal the source of the documents. Typography questions Initial questions about the 32-year-old documents arose when two Internet blogs - Power Line and Little Green Footballs - noted some of the computer-like characteristics of the documents. Typographers who spoke to CNSNews.com confirmed some of the discrepancies. According to Allan Haley, director of words and letters at Agfa Monotype in Wilmington, Mass., the documents couldn't have been produced on a typewriter because they contain the superscript "th" in "111th F.I.S." and apostrophes in words like "I'm" and "he's." Those characters are native to current word processing programs. Microsoft Word, for instance, automatically changes the "th" after numbers to a superscript. Most typewriters, except perhaps the most high-end models, couldn't process such a character in 1972, typographers told CNSNews.com. "The 'I'm' is set with an apostrophe," Haley added. "There were no apostrophes on typewriters. There were foot and inch marks that had to do double duty." Another characteristic not typically found on typewriters in 1972 was a proportional typeface. Although some typewriter models included this feature, they were not widespread. Each of the documents is set in proportional type, meaning the letter "m" occupies a larger space than "i." Strange military lingo Former military officers and others with knowledge of military correspondence contacted CNSNews.com Thursday to present their own critique. Among the problems they cited: * The documents are not on a standard letterhead. Instead, they feature a typewritten and centered address with a post office box rather than an actual street address of the squadron. The address is P.O. Box 34567, which coincidentally includes five consecutive numbers. * Dates in the letters - "04 May 1972" and "14 May, 1972" - are inconsistent and do not follow military form. The military prefers the following example, according to ex-officers: 4 May 72. It doesn't include a zero preceding the date or a comma following the month. * The lines "MEMORANDUM FOR:" and "SUBJECT:" that begin the May 4, 1972, document, weren't officially used in the 1970s. According to one retired military officer, the correct format then was most likely "REPLY TO ATTN OF:" then "SUBJECT:" and finally "TO:" preceding the text of the message. * Bush's name was listed in the memo as "1st Lt. George W. Bush." But other military documents, including those posted on Sen. John Kerry's website use a different format. Bush's name would have likely appeared as "1LT Bush, GW" or "1LT G Bush." * There shouldn't be disparities in the May 4, 1972, letter such as, "111 F.I.S." and "111th F.I.S.," according to ex-military officers. Also, the acronym "F.I.S.," which stands for Fighter Intercept Squadron, shouldn't have included periods. * The signature block with Killian's name lists his rank as "Lt. Colonel," when in reality most military commanders abbreviated that title as "LTC" or "Lt. Col.," according to retired officers. The signature block also includes the word "Commander" when "Commanding" was the preferred reference. Source of the letter Despite the attempts of news organizations to obtain the source of the "60 Minutes" documents, CBS News has refused to budge. The Washington Post reported Thursday and Friday that the network wouldn't disclose where the documents came from. Gary Killian told the AP the documents didn't come from his family, even though an article on the CBS News website said they were retrieved from Jerry Killian's "personal file." One anti-Bush group distanced itself from the controversy Thursday amid suspicion that it was a possible source of the purported memos. The group Texans for Truth, which has received support and assistance from MoveOn.org, was formed in late August and has created a television ad critical of Bush. A spokesman for MoveOn.org said the left-wing group hadn't supplied CBS News with the documents. In an article published Thursday by The Weekly Standard, author Stephen F. Hayes wrote that CBS News could clear up the controversy if it provided the name of the expert who authenticated the documents, offered outside experts the opportunity to review original copies of the documents and disclosed the source of the documents. But, as the magazine reported, CBS News spokeswoman Edwards was "overwhelmed with phone calls" Thursday. She said the network wouldn't provide any further information beyond its statement.
09-10-2004, 11:16:34: Killer Smoked Salmon Dip This is a fantastic and nearly fool-proof recipe (just dont fool around with the liquid smoke). Makes 14 servings Ingredients: 1 pound salmon fillet 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg, freshly grated 1 dash ground thyme 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper, freshly ground 2 cups mayonnaise 1/2 teaspoon concentrated hickory seasoning (such as Liquid Smoke) 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons finely chopped garlic (about 2 large cloves) Preparation: Pre-heat oven to 350F. Rinse fish in salted water, pat dry and transfer to baking pan. Lightly season fillet with nutmeg, thyme, salt and black pepper. Bake salmon for about 15 minutes (or just until done). Allow to cool 10 minutes (or refrigerate overnight). Remove salmon skin and transfer filet to food processor. Add mayonnaise along with remaining ingredients. Process continuously until mixture is very smooth (about 60 to 90 seconds). Chill for 1 to 2 hours and serve. Presentation: Place in contrasting color bowl with a garnish of Lox, capers and a sprig of dill or thyme. Serve with non-dairy crackers of choice (like Pepperidge Farm Harvest Wheat). Variations: Use any type of mayonnaise (but no "miracle" mayo please). Tips: Since smoked salmon can be an acquired taste, it shouldnt be the only appetizer. If you decide to add a little more hickory flavor, add it DROP by DROP. (Dont be a fool, man!) Difficulty: 2 Time: Preparation: 10 minutes; Total time: 30 minutes. Entertaining: Great! Make it up to 3 days in advance. Extra Equipment: Food processor.
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09-10-2004, 11:19:05: excuse me, but I need to change my underwear. I accidently filled them with anal phlegm.
09-10-2004, 11:25:22: Anal Phlegm o Anal Phlegm
09-10-2004, 11:29:18: I don't know, seems Clinton, Albright, Berger, Gore, Kerry et al believed they existed too: "If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program." President Clinton, Feb. 17, 1998. "Iraq is a long way from [here], but what happens there matters a great deal here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest security threat we face." Madeline Albright, Feb 18, 1998. "He will use those weapons of mass destruction again, as he has ten times since 1983." Sandy Berger, Clinton National Security Adviser, Feb, 18,1998. "[W]e urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs." Letter to President Clinton, signed by Sens. Carl Levin, Tom Daschle, John Kerry, and others Oct. 9, 1998 "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process." Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D, CA), Dec. 16, 1998. "Hussein has ... chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies." Madeline Albright, Clinton Secretary of State, Nov. 10, 1999. "There is no doubt that ... Saddam Hussein has reinvigorated his weapons programs. Reports indicate that biological, chemical and nuclear programs continue apace and may be back to pre-Gulf War status. In addition, Saddam continues to redefine delivery systems and is doubtless using the cover of a licit missile program to develop longer-range missiles that will threaten the United States and our allies." Letter to President Bush, Signed by Joe Lieberman (D-CT), John McCain (Rino-AZ) and others, Dec. 5, 2001 "We begin with the common belief that Saddam Hussein is a tyrant and a threat to the peace and stability of the region. He has ignored the mandated of the United Nations and is building weapons of mass destruction and the means of delivering them." Sen. Carl Levin (D, MI), Sept. 19, 2002. "We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country." Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002. "Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in power." Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002. "We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction." Sen. Ted Kennedy (D, MA), Sept. 27, 2002.
09-10-2004, 11:30:38: This is supposed to be sung to the tune of Oh Christmas tree. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. The way you splat, the toilet bowl, erupting from, my sick asshole. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Arriving with, a lot of gas The kind of air, from in my ass. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely! Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely! Like something crawled, into my ass died and then, was turned to gas. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely!
09-10-2004, 11:31:14: This is supposed to be sung to the tune of Oh Christmas tree. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. The way you splat, the toilet bowl, erupting from, my sick asshole. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, How hot and runny, are you. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Arriving with, a lot of gas The kind of air, from in my ass. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely! Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely! Like something crawled, into my ass died and then, was turned to gas. Oh Anal Phlegm, Oh Anal Phlegm, Thy smell does reek out widely!
09-10-2004, 11:32:44: The way you splat, the toilet bowl, erupting from, my sick asshole.
09-10-2004, 11:34:21: Like something crawled, into my ass, died and then, was turned to gas
09-10-2004, 11:49:57: -- In Vietnam War ROK Marines were called Devil from East. - US Marine Commanders in vietnam war - -- Captured Viet Cong orders now stipulate that contact with the Koreans is to be avoided at all costs unless a Viet Cong victory is 100% certain. Never defy Korean soldiers without discrimination, even when are not armed, for they all well trained with Taekwondo. An excerpt from an enemy directive seized. - July 22, 1966 Time - -- ROKMC Won Great Triumph at Tra Binh Dong Combat (On the night of St.Valentine's Day, a North Vietnamese regiment of 1,500 men struck at the 254 man Korean (Marine) Company.) It was knife to knife and hand-to-hand and in that soft of fighting the Koreans, with their deadly(a form of Tae Kwon Do), are unbeatable. When the action stopped shortly after dawn, 104 enemy bodies lay within the wire, many of them eviscerated or brained. All told, 253 Reds(North Vietnamese regiment) were killed in the clash,while the Koreans lost only 15 dead and 30 wounded. - 24 Feb 1967 Time - -- The ROK Marine Corps at Vietnam War A North Vietnam Army battalion launched a surprise attack on the tactical base of the 11th Co., 3rd Bn. at dawn on Feb. 15, 1967. At the initial stage, the enemy broke up the defence lines of the 3rd and 1st platoon. However, our specially organized commando groups courageously counter attacted with heavy counter blow the enemy forces even in hand to hand comabat and finally knock them out leaving 253 bodies, 2 P.O.Ws., and 47 weapons behind them through which ROK forces had won the great reputation. -- Pictures after Tra Binh Dong Combat 1. http://www.vietvet.co.kr/us/box/jjabin1.jpg Several USMC Commanders are admirably looking at the bodies at the awful battlefield in Tra Binh Dong Vietnam. 2. http://www.vietvet.co.kr/us/box/jjabin2.jpg Several USMC Commanders are admirably looking at the bodies at the awful battlefield in Tra Binh Dong. 3. http://www.vietvet.co.kr/us/box/jjabin3.jpg Lt. Gen. Lewis W. Walt, Commander of the 3rd U.S. Marine Special Landing Force, flew in Tra Binh Dong, right after the battle and highly praised the Korean Marines for their valor and outstanding combat ability when he met Capt. Chung Kyung-Jin who led the 11th company. 4. http://www.vietvet.co.kr/us/box/jjabin4.jpg A Company leader briefs about the combat operations conducted to the foreign correspondents. 5. http://www.vietvet.co.kr/us/box/jjabin5.jpg This is the copy of the Presidential Letter of Citation then awarded by the U.S President to the 11th Company who won the triumph. **More information about ROK Troops history in vietnam war** === http://www.vietvet.co.kr/us/us.htm PS : Iraqi militants(terrorists) chose wrong people and wrong country.
09-10-2004, 12:20:37: Ollie North here. May I speak?
09-10-2004, 12:21:09: I want to read you my letter to Scary Kerry.
09-10-2004, 12:21:18: Do you mind?
09-10-2004, 12:21:43: Wait, this is only one way so I have no way of knowing how you feel.
09-10-2004, 12:21:56: So, to be safe. Dear John, As usual, you have it wrong. You don't have a beef with President George Bush about your war record. He's been exceedingly generous about your military service. Your complaint is with the 2.5 million of us who served honorably in a war that ended 29 years ago and which you, not the president, made the centerpiece of this campaign. I talk to a lot of vets, John, and this really isn't about your medals or how you got them. Like you, I have a Silver Star and a Bronze Star. I only have two Purple Hearts, though. I turned down the others so that I could stay with the Marines in my rifle platoon. But I think you might agree with me, though I've never heard you say it, that the officers always got more medals than they earned and the youngsters we led never got as many medals as they deserved. This really isn't about how early you came home from that war, either, John. There have always been guys in every war who want to go home. There are also lots of guys, like those in my rifle platoon in Vietnam, who did a full 13 months in the field. And there are, thankfully, lots of young Americans today in Iraq and Afghanistan who volunteered to return to war because, as one of them told me in Ramadi a few weeks ago, "the job isn't finished." Nor is this about whether you were in Cambodia on Christmas Eve, 1968. Heck John, people get lost going on vacation. If you got lost, just say so. Your campaign has admitted that you now know that you really weren't in Cambodia that night and that Richard Nixon wasn't really president when you thought he was. Now would be a good time to explain to us how you could have all that bogus stuff "seared" into your memory -- especially since you want to have your finger on our nation's nuclear trigger. But that's not really the problem, either. The trouble you're having, John, isn't about your medals or coming home early or getting lost -- or even Richard Nixon. The issue is what you did to us when you came home, John. When you got home, you co-founded Vietnam Veterans Against the War and wrote "The New Soldier," which denounced those of us who served -- and were still serving -- on the battlefields of a thankless war. Worst of all, John, you then accused me -- and all of us who served in Vietnam -- of committing terrible crimes and atrocities. On April 22, 1971, under oath, you told the Senate Foreign Relations Committee that you had knowledge that American troops "had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the country side of South Vietnam." And you admitted on television that "yes, yes, I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed." And for good measure you stated, "(America is) more guilty than any other body, of violations of (the) Geneva Conventions ... the torture of prisoners, the killing of prisoners." Your "antiwar" statements and activities were painful for those of us carrying the scars of Vietnam and trying to move on with our lives. And for those who were still there, it was even more hurtful. But those who suffered the most from what you said and did were the hundreds of American prisoners of war being held by Hanoi. Here's what some of them endured because of you, John: Capt. James Warner had already spent four years in Vietnamese custody when he was handed a copy of your testimony by his captors. Warner says that for his captors, your statements "were proof I deserved to be punished." He wasn't released until March 14, 1973. Maj. Kenneth Cordier, an Air Force pilot who was in Vietnamese custody for 2,284 days, says his captors "repeated incessantly" your one-liner about being "the last man to die" for a lost cause. Cordier was released March 4, 1973. Navy Lt. Paul Galanti says your accusations "were as demoralizing as solitary (confinement) ... and a prime reason the war dragged on." He remained in North Vietnamese hands until February 12, 1973. John, did you think they would forget? When Tim Russert asked about your claim that you and others in Vietnam committed "atrocities," instead of standing by your sworn testimony, you confessed that your words "were a bit over the top." Does that mean you lied under oath? Or does it mean you are a war criminal? You can't have this one both ways, John. Either way, you're not fit to be a prison guard at Abu Ghraib, much less commander in chief. One last thing, John. In 1988, Jane Fonda said: "I would like to say something ... to men who were in Vietnam, who I hurt, or whose pain I caused to deepen because of things that I said or did. I was trying to help end the killing and the war, but there were times when I was thoughtless and careless about it and I'm ... very sorry that I hurt them. And I want to apologize to them and their families." Even Jane Fonda apologized. Will you, John?
09-10-2004, 12:28:44: WBAP Exclusive AUDIO - Daughter of Ben Barnes Disputes Father's Claims as Political The Former Texas House Speaker Ben Barnes' recollections over how he helped President Bush get into the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War have evolved over the years from fuzzy to distinct. Barnes, who once claimed he did not help Bush enter the National Guard, reversed his story and told CBS News 60 Minutes that he in fact did help Bush. Mr. Barnes daughter, Amy Barnes Stites called the Mark Davis Show and spoke with guest host Monica Crowley on WBAP September 9th dismissing Barnes' claims as political and opportunistic. Click here for audio (Windows Media). Excerpt of Call: BARNES: I love my father very much, but he's doing this for purely political reasons. He is a big Kerry fund-raiser and he is writing a book also. And [the Bush story] is what he's leading the book off with. ... He denied this to me in 2000 that he did get Bush out [of Vietnam service]. Now he's saying he did. CROWLEY: Did he tell you, Amy and I'm glad I have you on the line with me did your father tell you that he was prepared to do this on behalf of John Kerry go after President Bush like this? BARNES: He told me he was going to do it. In fact, I talked to him a couple of months ago. He told me he was writing the book. He told me that he was going to be talking about this. And he knows that I we have very diverse political opinions. He knows my opinions and we get into this debate every time I see him. But, you know, he said that he was going to be talking about it. CROWLEY: Now you're saying, Amy, that he has had two separate stories on President Bush's Guard duty during the Vietnam era? BARNES: Yes, yes. This came out in 2000 and I asked him then, at the time, if he [helped get Bush into the Guard]. He said: "No, absolutely not. I did not do that." - CROWLEY: So, I hate to put you in this position, but I will ask you, do you think your father, Ben Barnes who was on "60 Minutes II" with Dan Rather last night do you believe that he lied on the air to the American people last night about President Bush? BARNES; Yes, I do. I absolutely do. And I think he's doing he's doing it for purely political, opportunistic reasons trying to get John Kerry elected and trying to make Bush look like the bad person. ... Like I said, he's going to be trying to promote his book that he's got coming out. 2004 WBAP all rights reserved. The Associated Press contributed to this report.
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09-13-2004, 12:22:29: CBS Producer Who Obtained Questionable Guard Documents Identified By Jeff Gannon Talon News September 13, 2004 Mary Mapes, a Dallas-based producer for CBS, has been identified by Talon News sources as the person who obtained the documents that suggest President George W. Bush did not fulfill his National Guard obligations 30 years ago. The documents, which have been judged to be forgeries by many news services and forensics experts, are at the center of a scandal that threatens the credibility of the network. Late Friday, CBS spokesperson Kelli Edwards confirmed to Talon News that it was Mapes that obtained the documents (view documents here), but refused to comment on the questions surrounding their authenticity. Mapes did not respond to Talon News requests for comment. During Friday's network news broadcast, anchor Dan Rather defended the four pages he claims were written by Bush's superior officer at the Texas Air Guard, Lt. Colonel Jerry Killian. Rather talked with handwriting expert Marcel Matley who said that on the basis of his analysis of the signatures, he is pronouncing the documents to be authentic. Not all of the pages carry Killian's signature. Two others were interviewed for the segment. Robert Strong, an administrative officer for the Texas Air Guard during the Vietnam era, who vouched for the documents. Author James Moore, a Bush antagonist, said, "They are absolutely consistent with the records as I know it." Rather dismissed his critics, saying, "Today, on the Internet and elsewhere, some people -- including many who are partisan political operatives -- concentrated not on the key questions the overall story raised but on the documents that were part of the support of the story." But glaring omissions marred Rather piece. On Friday, Killian's son Gary told nationally syndicated talk-show host Sean Hannity that Mary Mapes had contacted him before CBS ran the story. He said that he warned her that the documents might be forgeries. Following the broadcast, Talon News asked Edwards why Killian's son and wife weren't mentioned during the broadcast. She said, "I'm not going to debate every aspect of the story. We stand by the piece." Killian's widow, Marjorie Connell, told ABC Radio News, "The wording in these documents is very suspect to me. ... I just can't believe these are his words." Connell said that her late husband would be "turning over in his grave to know that a document such as this would be used against a fellow Guardsman," and she is "sick" and "angry" that his name is "being battled back and forth on television." Connell said that her late husband was a fan of the young Bush. She stated, "I know for a fact that this young man ... was an excellent aviator, an excellent person to be in the Guard, and he was very happy to have him become a member of the 111th." Rufus Martin, the personnel chief in Killian's unit at the time told CNN, "They looked to me like forgeries. ... I don't think Killian would do that, and I knew him for 17 years." Retired Maj. General Hodges, Killian's supervisor, told ABC News that he feels CBS misled him about the documents they uncovered. He said that CBS told him the documents were "handwritten" and after CBS read him excerpts he said, "Well if he wrote them that's what he felt." Hodges believes the documents are frauds. Doubts were being openly debated on rival networks. ABC News reported that they contacted more than a half dozen document experts who said they had doubts about the memos' authenticity. Bill Flynn, one of country's top authorities on document authentication, told ABC, "These documents do not appear to have been the result of technology that was available in 1972 and 1973." He continued, "The cumulative evidence that's available ... indicates that these documents were produced on a computer, not a typewriter." CNN contacted independent document examiner Sandra Ramsey Lines who said the memos looked like they had been produced on a computer using Microsoft Word software. Lines is a document expert and fellow of the American Academy of Forensic Sciences. She pointed to a superscript -- a smaller, raised "th" in "111th Fighter Interceptor Squadron" -- as evidence indicating forgery. After reviewing copies of the documents at her office in Paradise Valley, Arizona, Line said, "I'm virtually certain these were computer generated." One expert counts at least 50 points that suggest the documents are forgeries. The White House is remaining neutral on the documents' authenticity. Press Secretary Scott McClellan said Friday, "We don't know whether the documents were fabricated or are authentic. The media has talked to independent experts who have raised questions about the documents." He pointed out that CBS has not disclosed the source of the documents. Newsweek is suggesting that Mapes received the documents from Bill Burkett, who it describes as a disgruntled former Guard officer. The magazine reports that Mapes flew to Texas to interview him. If the documents are proven to be forgeries, the scandal would go to the highest level of CBS news. Talon News sources say that Jim Murphy, Executive Producer of the CBS Evening News, approves virtually every word that goes on the air. "60 Minutes II" Executive Producer Jeffrey Fager would also be on the endangered list, since his show originated the document story. But more likely it would be Mapes who would take the fall along with Janet Leissner, the Washington Bureau Chief for CBS News. Leissner orchestrated the interview with White House communications director Dan Bartlett during which he was confronted with the suspect documents. Dan Rather was originally scheduled to do the interview, but White House correspondent John Roberts was substituted at the last minute for an unknown reason. Mapes is no stranger to controversy as she also obtained the photographs of inmate abuse at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq. The source of the photographs as well as the documents now in question has never been revealed. In 1999 Mapes was threatened with imprisonment if she failed to turn over the transcript of an interview that Dan Rather conducted with the third defendant being tried for murder in the dragging death of James Byrd, Jr. in Jasper, Texas. CBS ultimately complied with the court's demand for the information.
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09-13-2004, 12:27:05: 2003 Crime Rate Steady at 30-Year Low Mon Sep 13,12:09 PM ET By CURT ANDERSON, Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON - The nation's crime rate last year held steady at the lowest levels since the government began surveying crime victims in 1973, the Justice Department (news - web sites) reported Sunday. The study was the latest contribution to a decade-long trend in which violent crime as measured by victim surveys has fallen by 55 percent and property crime by 49 percent. That has included a 14 percent drop in violent crime from 2000-2001 to 2002-2003. "The rates are the lowest experienced in the last 30 years," Justice Department statistician Shannan Catalona said in the report. "Crime rates have stabilized." The 2003 violent crime rate assault, sexual assault and armed robbery stood at 22.6 victims for every 1,000 people age 12 and older. That amounts to about one violent crime victim for every 44 U.S. residents. By comparison, there were 23 violent crime victims per 1,000 people in 2002. In 1993, the violent crime rate was 50 per 1,000 people, or about one in every 20 people. Murder is not counted because the Bureau of Justice Statistics study is based on statements by crime victims. In a separate report based on preliminary police data, the FBI (news - web sites) found a 1.3 percent increase in murders between 2002 and 2003 from 16,200 to about 16,420. The new survey put the rate for property crimes of burglary, theft and motor vehicle theft in 2003 at 163 for every 1,000 people, compared with 159 the year before. The slight increase was not considered statistically significant. A decade ago, there were about 319 property crimes per 1,000 people, the study said. There are numerous possible explanations for the sharp, sustained decrease in crime. But experts say the fact that crime rates have leveled off confounds earlier studies that attributed it to such things as a more mature, less violent drug trade or police tactics that focus on high-crime areas. James Lynch, professor at American University's Department of Justice (news - web sites), Law and Society, said the reason that crime is down so broadly is difficult to pinpoint. Two recent possibilities, he said, are a prison population at a record 2.1 million and the terrorism fight's deterrent effect on more routine street crime. "Some of the mobilization for terrorism issues may have put a damper on crime," Lynch said. "It has a chilling effect on a whole lot of stuff." The low crime rate also has made the problem much less of an issue in national political campaigns. It is almost never mentioned in campaign speeches by President Bush (news - web sites) or Democrat John Kerry (news - web sites), and fewer people than in past years now list crime as a top concern in opinion polls. The National Crime Victimization Survey is based on annual interviews by Census Bureau (news - web sites) personnel with about 150,000 people at least 12-years-old. The FBI does a separate crime study based on reports it receives from thousands of law enforcement agencies nationwide. Other highlights of the Justice Department report: _In 2003, one-quarter of all violent crimes were committed by an offender armed with a gun, knife or other weapon. _Violent crime rate has dropped in every income category by at least 40 percent between 1993 and 2003. _Property crimes tended to occur more often in 2003 in the West (207 crimes per 1,000 households), among people who rent rather than own (206 crimes vs. 143 crimes per 1,000) and in urban areas (216 crimes per 1,000) rather than suburban or rural areas (145 and 137 per 1,000, respectively). _Men were more often crime victims in 2003 than women, except sexual assaults. About 29 blacks per 1,000 were crime victims, compared with 21.5 per 1,000 whites and 16 per 1,000 all others. Crime victims were more often 24 years old or less.
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09-13-2004, 13:05:57: Kerry is on the ropes. Now we need to knock him out of the ring and keep the country safe! Let the veterans take the service record fight to him while we focus on his voting and attendance records. If his voting record had succeeded, we would not have the weapons systems we used liberate Kuwait, Afghanistan and Iraq. In fact, the Berlin wall would probably still be up. So, if he had his way, there would still be millions of people living under tyranny. Big hearted liberal indeed! Nearly 2,000 arrests in NY verses under 10 in Boston, party for peace indeed! I was afraid this election would get violent, guess who fired the first shot? WOWK-TV - Sep 02 9:01 PM A shot was fired at the Republican Party headquarters in Huntington Thursday night, while two dozen supporters of George W. Bush watched him accept his party's nomination on television. He and his supporters truly represent the enemy within! Remember the Russians in your prayers. If the liberals were in charge, that would be happening here. 4 more years! 4 more years!
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09-13-2004, 13:11:44: Man Exhumes and Eats Grandson's Corpse Mon Sep 13, 8:41 AM ET LUSAKA (Reuters) - Zambian police have arrested a man who exhumed, cooked and ate part of his grandson's corpse, police said Monday. Police spokeswoman Brenda Muntemba said a hunter found the man eating pieces of flesh in a graveyard in Milambo, 600 km (370 miles) north of the capital Lusaka. "The man exhumed a corpse and cut off some flesh which he cooked in a pot and started eating ... we went to the grave of his grandson and verified that he had exhumed the body," Muntemba told Reuters. Muntemba said police had no idea why the man, who had no history of madness, had started eating his grandson, who died in July. The man was charged with interfering with a dead body and also for trespass in the graveyard.
09-13-2004, 13:12:48: SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman said on Friday. The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts. "Nobody knows the full extent of the problem. ... But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law who has studied California cases involving allegations of necrophilia. "Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering. But if they worked in a mortuary in the first place, prosecutors couldn't even charge them with that," Ochoa said. The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee. Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse. The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by up to eight years in prison.
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09-13-2004, 13:20:42: SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) called Democrats "girlie men" during a recent budget battle. Now, a Democratic lobbyist wants to turn him into one in the form of a bobblehead doll in a hot pink dress and matching pumps. The Republican governor, a former bodybuilding champion, first made the remark during California's budget fight with the state's Democrat-controlled legislature. The comment, which drew howls of protest from Democrats, echoed old Saturday Night Live television show skits about bodybuilders. "If there is a perfect example of a girlie man it's Arnold," lobbyist John Edgell said on Thursday, adding that Schwarzenegger's jibe at Democrats and efforts to halt the sale of an earlier bobblehead doll both invited satire. "I'm driving home the point to Schwarzenegger and his closest advisers that it's the American public's right to poke fun at politicians," Edgell said. "If they have a problem with that they can sue me." Schwarzenegger's office declined to comment on plans for the new doll. His private lawyer was unavailable for comment. Edgell earlier this year developed a bobblehead doll of Schwarzenegger in a business suit toting a rifle as a satirical and political statement against his action films. Edgell described the movies as "mindlessly violent." A company owned by Schwarzenegger sued to stop its distribution. A settlement allowed the sale of a bobblehead doll of the Hollywood icon without the weapon. Edgell said he expects to begin distributing the frock-clad Schwarzenegger dolls in early October.
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09-13-2004, 14:16:57: Searches for conservative talk radio host Michael Savage outpaced all other rivals, with search activity growing more than 900 percent over 2003, when Savage didn't even come close to making the top 20. "Savage searches surged over the past few months, specifically after he allowed the beheading videos of Nick Berg and Paul Johnson to be shown on his Web site, fueling pro-war sentiment with his listeners," Tsouvalas said. - Dean Tsouvales, The Lycos 50
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09-16-2004, 12:02:53: Yes, it is looking better and better, thank God! Zell was great! Did you see him chew up Chris Mathews from MSNBC? It was fantastic! I liked Arnold's speech as well. Laura Bush did a fantastic job too! No matter who wins, we need to address our borders. No one seems to want to talk about it, but it's a real and present danger to us. I fear it will not be long until we see one of our schools taken hostage by militants snuck across our southern border.
09-16-2004, 12:05:05: NEW YORK - Teresa Heinz Kerry, encouraging volunteers as they busily packed supplies Wednesday for hurricane relief efforts in the Caribbean, said she was concerned the effort was too focused on sending clothes instead of essentials like water and electric generators. AP Photo AP Photo Slideshow: John Kerry Latest headlines: Kerry: Bush Not Being Straight About Iraq AP - 1 minute ago New Poll Shows Bush, Kerry in Virtual Tie AP - 2 minutes ago Ex-Guardsman: Probe Gaps in Bush Service AP - 12 minutes ago All Election Coverage "Clothing is wonderful, but let them go naked for a while, at least the kids," said Heinz Kerry, the wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites). "Water is necessary, and then generators, and then food, and then clothes." You are not stupid enough to support this woman's husband, are you?
09-16-2004, 12:06:58: Let's try that again. Here's Terezza Pedophile Heinz again. NEW YORK - Teresa Heinz Kerry, encouraging volunteers as they busily packed supplies Wednesday for hurricane relief efforts in the Caribbean, said she was concerned the effort was too focused on sending clothes instead of essentials like water and electric generators. "Clothing is wonderful, but let them go naked for a while, at least the kids," said Heinz Kerry, the wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites). "Water is necessary, and then generators, and then food, and then clothes."
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09-16-2004, 12:10:05: More Kerry supporters in the news: ha ha ha ha ha A spirited debate on presidential politics aboard an Alaska-bound airplane has turned into an international incident, and left a Huntington Station retiree locked up in a Canadian jail on criminal charges, authorities said yesterday. Michael Husar, 58, was arrested Friday after allegedly having an alcohol-induced bout of air rage aboard a Northwest Airlines flight to Anchorage, which was diverted to Winnipeg, Manitoba, because of the incident. Husar, a retired registered nurse at the Northport VA Medical Center, faces local Manitoba provincial charges of causing a disturbance and criminal mischief that caused damages over $5,000 Canadian, the latter of which is punishable by two years in prison. He also faces a less serious federal charge of violating federal aeronautics regulations. "He's mad as hell," said Husar's Canadian attorney, John Corona, adding that Husar plans to sue the airline. Husar boarded Flight 849 in Minneapolis on his way from New York to visit some friends in Alaska, his wife, Linda, said yesterday. Officials said Husar, a supporter of Sen. John Kerry, was engaged in a discussion on the upcoming presidential election with a woman seated next to him - a President George W. Bush supporter - when she became turned off by his belligerent attitude and complained to the flight staff. The woman also did not like that Husar would touch her leg and shoulder when he spoke to her, authorities said. Corona said Husar had "had a few drinks." Russell Ridd, supervising senior crown attorney for the Manitoba Justice Department, said that when flight attendants approached Husar, he became enraged, deliberately spilling a container of alcohol and engaging in "the boisterous behavior of a drunk." Ridd said the pilot deemed the situation "a minor emergency" and called for an abrupt landing. An armed marshal sat next to Husar until the plane reached a Winnipeg airport, where Husar was kicked off and promptly arrested. "It strikes me as a bit of an overreaction," said Corona, adding that Husar quickly calmed down on the plane after being reprimanded. "There was no threat or no violence. Certainly nobody was at risk safety-wise." But Northwest spokesman Thomas Becher said the emergency landing was necessary. "Safety and security is our top priority," he said. Husar posted $4,300 Canadian bail yesterday on the charges and was free to return home, on several conditions, including that he not fly or possess any alcohol. Corona said the airline is also seeking $10,000 in fuel costs from Husar. At Husar's home yesterday, his wife said she was very concerned and upset over the incident, adding that she had only heard once from her husband, shortly after he was arrested. Linda Husar said it sounded as if he may "have had a little too much to drink," but she believed authorities overreacted. She said her husband, who worked at the VA hospital for 25 years, is a "very patriotic" Air Force veteran, who's recently been "disappointed" with President Bush. She also said Husar tends to be "animated" in conversations. "I'm disappointed that his vacation got messed up," she said.
09-16-2004, 12:12:17: And another one. A woman wearing a T-shirt with the words "President Bush You Killed My Son" and a picture of a soldier killed in Iraq was detained Thursday after she interrupted a campaign speech by First lady Laura Bush. Police escorted Sue Niederer of Hopewell, N.J., from a rally at a firehouse after she demanded to know why her son, Army 1st Lt. Seth Dvorin, 24, was killed in Iraq. Dvorin died in February while trying to disarm a bomb. As shouts of "Four More Years" subsided, Niederer, standing in the middle of a crowd of some 700, continued to shout about the killing of her son. Secret Service and local police escorted her out of the event, handcuffed her and placed her in the back of a police van. The first lady continued speaking, touting her husband's record on the economy, health care and the war on terror to those attending the rally in this suburban community of 90,000 people near Trenton. Mrs. Bush made several references to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks during her speech. She said that many in New Jersey, including some in neighborhoods near the firehouse, lost family members that day. "Too many people here had a loved one that went to work in New York that day," Bush said. "It's for our country, it's for our children, our grandchildren that we do the hard work of confronting terror."
09-16-2004, 12:21:23: Documents allegedly written by a deceased officer that raised questions about President Bush's service with the Texas Air National Guard bore markings showing they had been faxed to CBS News from a Kinko's copy shop in Abilene, Tex., according to another former Guard officer who was shown the records by the network. The markings provide one piece of evidence suggesting a source for the documents, whose authenticity has been hotly disputed since CBS aired them in a "60 Minutes" broadcast Sept. 8. The network has declined to name the person who provided them, saying the source was confidential, or to explain how the documents came to light after more than three decades. There is only one Kinko's in Abilene, and it is 21 miles from the Baird, Tex., home of retired Texas National Guard officer Bill Burkett, who has been named by several news outlets as a possible source for the documents. Robert Strong, who was one of three people interviewed by "60 Minutes," said he was shown copies of the documents by CBS anchor Dan Rather and producer Mary Mapes on Sept. 5, three days before the broadcast. He said at least one of the documents bore the faxed header "Kinko's Abilene." Strong's comments came as CBS News President Andrew Heyward in an interview acknowledged that there were "unresolved issues" that the network wanted "to get to the bottom of." Since the broadcast, critics have pointed to a host of unexplained problems about the memos, which bore dates from 1972 and 1973, including signs that they had been written on a computer rather than a Vietnam War-era typewriter. "I feel that we did a tremendous amount of reporting before the story went on the air or we wouldn't have put it on the air," Heyward said in an interview last night, while acknowledging "a ferocious debate about these documents." Asked what role Burkett may have played in CBS's reporting, Heyward said: "I'm not going to get into any discussion of who the sources are." Burkett, who has accused Bush aides of ordering the destruction of some portions of the president's National Guard record because they might have been politically embarrassing, did not return telephone calls to his home. His lawyer, David Van Os, issued a statement on Burkett's behalf saying he "no longer trusts any possible outcome of speaking to the press on any issue regarding George W. Bush and does not choose to dignify recent spurious attacks upon his character with any comment." In news interviews earlier this year, Burkett said he overheard a telephone conversation in the spring of 1997 in which top Bush aides asked the head of the Texas National Guard to sanitize Bush's files as he was running for a second term as governor of Texas. Several days later, he said, he saw dozens of pages from Bush's military file dumped in a trash can at Camp Mabry, the Guard's headquarters. The Bush aides Burkett named as participants in the telephone conversation were Chief of Staff Joe M. Allbaugh and spokespeople Karen Hughes and Dan Bartlett. All three Bush aides and former Texas National Guard Maj. Gen. Daniel James have strongly denied the allegations. Suspicions that Burkett could have been a source for the CBS documents first surfaced earlier this week when Newsweek magazine reported that Mapes flew to Texas to interview him over the summer. Yesterday, the New York Times reported that a CBS staff member, speaking on the condition of anonymity, confirmed that Burkett was a source for the "60 Minutes" report but "did not know the exact role he played." Yesterday, reporters from several news organizations were camped near Baird, Tex., outside Burkett's home, which is on a working ranch, with a gate barring access to a one-story farmhouse and a pickup truck outside. At 6 p.m. Central Time, Burkett walked to the gate on his cane with a black dog by his side to collect his mail. He refused to answer questions about whether he provided the documents to CBS. "Get out of my way," he told the reporters. "You need to go home." Earlier this year, Burkett gave interviews to numerous news outlets, including The Washington Post, alleging corruption and malfeasance at the top of the Texas National Guard, much of which have never been substantiated. He has also been a named source for several reports by USA Today, which reported Monday that it had independently obtained copies of the disputed memos soon after the broadcast.
09-16-2004, 12:24:14: Hey libbies! Why will your man not sign the Navy Standard Form 180 which will release all of his records? Why on earth did Kerry want to dig up Vietnam? Why did he sue the swifties to try and shut them up after he made his 4 months of service the center point of his campaign? How on earth could he have earned medals at a faster rate then Audie Murphy, a REAL AMERICAN HERO? Don't you think if he was really that courageous, everyone who served with him would support him? Why isn't he calling on the democrapic 527's to cease and desist like he's calling on Bush to do to the swifties? We all know the answer. He's a hypocrite! Pure and simple. As all of you far left liberals are. Free speech? Ha! Only when it's your point of view!
09-16-2004, 12:25:27: Now that Mr. Kerry is being attacked in kind, he's running to the FEC crying fowl. The DemonCatic New York Times is even trying to show there is a tie bewteen the Swifties and Bush's Campaign. But what about the DemonCat 527's? Here's and interesting quote from the main DNC website from May of this year. "The Democratic Party is partnering with MoveOn.org, People for the American Way, Campaign for America's Future, and dozens of other groups representing millions of Americans to organize a massive public mobilization....." Wait! What's that? The DNC is partnering and coordinating with a 527 in violation of election law? And they even bost about on their web site? Is this just another one of those Internet rumors? See for yourself. It's at the bottom of the page aboce "Quote of the Week." http://www.democrats.org/wvc/weekinreview/200305120002.html I couldn't make this stuff up!
09-16-2004, 12:27:01: OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green." Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake. Tom Daschle & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share." Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The ant loses the case. The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood. MORAL OF THE STORY: Vote Republican
09-16-2004, 12:30:36: I think we are all going off the central issues chasing the military service issues. IMHO, the fake CBS documents reflect on the integrality of CBS producers and the network as a whole. Any objective person would not handle the story like that. Period. They revealed themselves to be a propaganda outlet for the left. Know the entire world knows. End of story. I dont personally care about what, how and who Kerry did in Vietnam. However, what he did when he came back does matter a great deal. His actions supported our enemy in time of war and that is one reason I will not vote for him. Is Bush perfect? No. I disagree with many of his policies, but I know where he stands. Lets get down to scrutinizing Kerrys senate tenure. That alone is enough to sink his ship. Americas women are waking up to realize that they really dont know if Kerry will keep their families safe. Its up to us to point out his voting record on defense issues and reinforce the understanding of that truth.
09-16-2004, 12:31:45: I'm going back to blogging, we have an election to win. Bye.
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09-16-2004, 12:38:46: In a small town like Arcadia, everyone knows each other's business. That's why Kelli Johnson, the assistant supervisor of elections in De Soto County, immediately recognized the address on some voter registration cards she got last month: 13613 S.E. Highway 70. It's home to the Florida Civil Commitment Center for sexual predators. "I'm not stupid," Johnson said. She reported the suspicious new voters, prompting an investigation by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. An FDLE spokeswoman declined to comment, except to confirm agents had opened an investigation. About six sexual offenders who registered to vote signed oaths that they were not felons, Johnson said. She said FDLE agents confirmed they were indeed felons and had not gotten their right to vote restored. "It's very clear," Johnson said. The six inmates were being held under the Jimmy Ryce Act, a law that allows the state to keep sexual offenders who have completed their prison sentences locked up indefinitely for treatment. Felons can vote if the state clemency board restores their civil rights. But none of the sexual offenders the St. Petersburg Times identified have gotten their rights back, records show. A spokesman for the Department of Children and Families, which oversees sexual treatment programs under the Jimmy Ryce Act, said the department had no authority over the "voter-related activities of residents" at the Arcadia facility. The department keeps the inmates confined and supervised at the facility through a contract with a private company. Department spokesman Tim Bottcher declined to comment on how inmates were allowed to fill out voter registration cards. The cards arrived at the De Soto elections office through a third party. Someone - Johnson declined to say who - walked into the office in Arcadia last month with a handful of new voter registration cards. She noticed that all the new voters lived at the same address. "That's a big clue to me," she said.
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09-16-2004, 13:26:40: According to Time magazine's latest poll, the president has retained the "seismic voter shift" he earned during the Republican convention. He continues to lead John Kerry by eleven points among likely voters. Kerry's support has eroded in every group, and "most notably among women," as Time points out. "In early August, females gave Kerry a sizable lead over Bush: 50 to 36 percent. Now, women favor Bush over Kerry by 45 to 44 percent. Even in Florida, Kerry's 22 percent lead among women has been halved in the last few weeks. In the last presidential election, Gore won women's votes 54 to 42 percent. Why is this so important? Well, for the last 40 years more women have voted in presidential elections than men. For the last 24 years, the percentage of eligible women voters who turned out to elect the president surpassed the percentage of men. In some key states such as Florida and Ohio the percentage of women voters was as high as 54 percent in the 2000 election. That's why both parties are reaching out right now to undecided women voters. By the way, the gender gap has never been quite the chasm the media has loved to describe. Up until 1980 women tended to vote like the men in their lives. If anything, they tended to be a bit more conservative. But in 1980 Eleanor Smeal, a political scientist who became president of the National Organization for Women, noticed that while more women voted for Reagan than for Carter, a higher percentage of men voted for the Republican candidate. NOW met with the Democratic National Committee to highlight what they labeled "Reagan's Female Problem," and began to effectively promote to the media another new difference between men and women. For the next two decades, the notion that men and women voted differently and that despite class, education, and income women all voted alike simply because they were women became an accepted fact, endorsed by Democratic operatives and a sympathetic press. But, of course, there were always significant differences between groups of women voters. And a far greater gender gap may be the one with which Democrats currently have to deal, because men now disproportionately vote Republican. In Time's current poll, men favor Bush over Kerry 56 to 34 percent. But why the apparent turnaround among women? First of all, the pro-life, pro-choice debate that was supposed to fuel much of the gender gap is practically a non-issue among most women voters today. Besides, a key demographic in this election appears to be Catholic voters. Kerry and his wife claim they are deeply conflicted about the subject of abortion. Teresa Heinz Kerry told Newsweek early in the campaign, "My belief...is that women do not want to have abortions. With the exception of people who are mindless and there will always be mindless people of both sexes most women wouldn't want to." Not exactly the sentiments Democratic campaign officials would want to promote to pro-choice women voters. Then there's the First Lady Factor. Laura Bush is extremely popular among women and is working hard in swing states to support her husband. As a member of her campaign team joked, noting the enthusiasm her appearances can generate, "I don't call the new polls the Bush bounce, I call it the Laura Bush bounce." By contrast, Teresa Heinz Kerry who disparages those who don't support her husband's health plan as "idiots" and scolds the president in her stump speeches makes lots of women just plain uncomfortable. In a feature in Harper's Bazaar, when asked by shoe designer and interviewer Kenneth Cole what she thought of the term "First Lady" she replied, "Ick." "Now Laura Bush may not like the term 'First Lady,' either," said a fan, "but she would never, never say, 'Ick.'" But what is most important is that security has now become a kitchen-table issue, an issue women think and talk and worry about every day. Many former soccer or SUV moms have become concerned security moms. One woman told me, "9/11 changed me and my family's life. The school my children go to now has an evacuation plan. And we have lots of bottled water and batteries stored up. Potassium iodide tablets and emergency phone numbers for family members. That's the reality of our lives today. How can anything be more important to women?" Last week's Russian school hostage crisis especially affected mothers who recognized the fear and panic on the faces of those helpless women and their terrified children. They could imagine and weep over the hideous Sophie's choice some mothers had to make: to leave with an infant or stay behind in that explosive-filled school with a still-captive child. Bush's strong stance against terrorism is the most important reason the president's poll numbers are moving up among women. That's also why so many women who are Democrats remain on the fence about their candidate. Elizabeth Burnosky, a registered Democrat in Pennsylvania, says she opposes Bush's policy on Iraq but calls John Kerry, "a little wussy boy." She told an AP reporter, "I don't know whether Kerry would keep us safe." Because of his strength with male voters, Bush does not have to win the women's vote decisively for an impressive victory. All he needs is to turn the gender gap into a sliver. At this point in the campaign, that is what he appears to be doing.
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09-17-2004, 10:04:46: CBS News escapes gov't scrutiny over Bush memo WASHINGTON/NEW YORK (Hollywood Reporter) - CBS won't have to worry about the House Commerce Committee poking around its handling of memos alleging that President Bush disobeyed orders while serving in the Texas National Guard during the Vietnam War. Rep. Joe Barton, R-Texas, chairman of the committee, has rejected suggestions that his committee or one of its subcommittees look into the matter. While Rep. Chris Cox, R-Calif., asked Wednesday for a congressional investigation, Barton said late that night that it was inappropriate. The House Commerce Committee has jurisdiction over the broadcast industry. "A news organization's responsibility is to facts and truth, but the oversight of network news generally is a matter best sorted out by the viewing public and the news media," he said. "I do not personally believe these documents are legitimate, and it seems clear that the press and the two presidential campaigns are properly dealing with that issue." More than a week after the controversy over the "60 Minutes" report began, it showed no sign of abating. It remained one of the top stories in the news media -- particularly on cable TV -- which already was saturated with the coverage of Hurricane Ivan. CBS didn't have much more to say Thursday about the documents. In the network's coverage of the controversy Wednesday night on the "CBS Evening News" and "60 Minutes," CBS for the first time indicated that the network had some concerns about the veracity of the memos because of the numerous discrepancies and questions that have been raised by documents experts and others. CBS News President Andrew Heyward promised to "redouble" the network's efforts to get to the bottom of the story of the memos, no matter where it led. In an interview Wednesday night, Heyward pointed to an interview with Marion Carr Knox, Lt. Col. Jerry Killian's secretary in the early 1970s, who told CBS News anchor Dan Rather that she felt the memos were fake. But, she added, the sentiments expressed in the memos accurately reflected Killian's feelings about then-Lt. George W. Bush. Heyward acknowledged that Knox's interview sent a mixed message. In an interview Thursday on "The Tony Snow Show" on Fox News Radio, former Sen. Bob Dole, R-Kan., added his voice to the growing calls for CBS to either investigate itself or appoint someone to do it. "They are really losing a lot of credibility, because they won't let go," Dole said. "They're like a bulldog. The trouble is, they haven't got a bone; they've got steak." A CBS spokeswoman said Thursday that the network didn't have any further reports being done on the story. The network has declined calls for an internal investigation and a spokeswoman said there isn't one. Journalism experts say that CBS needs to be more open about how it got the documents and the process it went through to verify them. CBS News said Wednesday night that it had "vetted" the documents and the story through its standard process and consulted documents experts. At least two of the documents experts have backed away from verifying them, though, according to multiple press reports. CBS News' vetting process is going to get a lot more scrutiny and questions, said Hub Brown, a broadcast journalism professor at Syracuse University. "They'll have to answer that in the next few days," Brown predicted. He thinks that it might even lead to CBS putting pressure on a source or two to go on the record, though he said CBS wouldn't expose one without consent. CBS News has said it trusted its source but won't disclose his name. Journalism professors and other watchdog types remain divided on the extent of the damage that the memos flap has done to CBS News' reputation. "A lot of it will depend on how both the rest of the news media and the public perceives CBS' intention to get at much of the truth of what is at issue as they possibly can," said Aly Colon, a journalism ethics expert at the Poynter Institute. Colon suggested that CBS News, and particularly Dan Rather, might want to track down the truth as aggressively as it can even if the truth isn't what CBS originally reported. "If in fact they are going to find out that they were not as thorough and not as complete in their review and reporting of this story, it would be beneficial if they are the first ones to break this story," Colon said. Reuters/Hollywood Reporter
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09-21-2004, 14:05:29: Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in their bad habit one more time, they will die. Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, I don't care if I die, I need a drink. The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead. Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk. The gay guy looks over and says, If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead.
09-21-2004, 14:06:31: What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual? The way they say ahhhh-men.
09-21-2004, 14:07:00: Why do homosexuals like Cheney And Dubya? Cause gay men like Dick and lesbians love Bush.
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09-21-2004, 14:09:18: Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends 1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' 2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'' 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'' 5. ''Damn, this water is cold.'' 6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 7. ''Now how did that get there?'' 8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.'' 9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!'' 10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters'' 11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" 13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot'' 14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'' 15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. 17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!'' 18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''
09-21-2004, 14:12:13: Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question? Father: Sure, son. What's the question? Son: What is politics? Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me Tony Blair. Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Gordon Brown. We take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. We'll call the maid the Working Class, and your baby brother we can call the Future. Do you understand, son? Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it. That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father. Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is. Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words? Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of shit.
09-21-2004, 14:13:47: Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question? Father: Sure, son. What's the question? Son: What is politics? Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me Tony Blair. Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Gordon Brown. We take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. We'll call the maid the Working Class, and your baby brother we can call the Future. Do you understand, son? Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it. That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father. Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is. Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words? Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of shit.
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09-21-2004, 14:14:07: Baked beans and their delightful tune A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions. On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang and she went to answer it. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He gasped and felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. This one sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. He tried flapping his arms, to clear the air. But another one snuck out, and the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead. When he heard his wife ending her conversation, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. He was the picture of innocence when she walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. He assured her he had not, so she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!!!" To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
09-21-2004, 14:15:56: Things Found Only in America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
09-21-2004, 14:17:20: Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the OB-GYN told her that she was pregnant, and in great shape. Hillary couldn't believe the news and stormed out of the office. She rushed to her limo and picked up the phone to call the Oval Office. "You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" There is a silence on the other end. Finally, she hears Bill's voice. "Who is this?''
09-21-2004, 14:18:17: Hide the Duke A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart. "Duke!" the dad yelled. "This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one. "Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart. "Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"
09-21-2004, 14:18:56: In The Navy A Marine and Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing his hands. "Hey," says the Navyman, "in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands." "In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
09-21-2004, 14:19:17: Moon Talking When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," statement but followed it up with several remarks to the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled. On July 5, 1995 in Tampa, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question. Armstrong explained, "When I was a kid, I was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. My friend hit a fly ball that landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. My neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As I leaned down to pick up the ball, I heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
09-21-2004, 14:19:28: RYAN IS GAY
09-21-2004, 14:20:48: Three Girls Go Camping One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
09-21-2004, 14:21:33: RYAN IS GAY
09-21-2004, 14:21:47: Hot Revenge Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?'' The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!''
09-21-2004, 14:22:42: Pre-Nuptial Agreements. A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy. "I'll only marry you under three conditions." "Anything, anything," said the ambassador. "First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement." Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!" The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation. "Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France." The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!" The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to. "Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis." A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"
09-21-2004, 14:24:57: The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it. The Beer Dump -- Talk about nasty dumps. Depending on the dumper's tolerance, the beer dump is the end result of too many beers. it could have been 2 or 22, it doesn't matter. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by a malevolent fog that could close a bathroom for days. The Chili Dump - Hot when it goes in, and rocket fuel when it leaves. The chili dump stays with you all day, making your tush feel like a heat shield. The Cable Dump -- Long, curly and perfectly formed like 2 feet of E13 telephone CO-axial cable. It loops lazily around the bowl, like a friendly serpent. You wonder admiringly, ''DID I DO THAT? Where did it come from?'' you leave the bathroom pleased with yourself. The Latrine Dump -- In case you didn't know, a latrine is a hole in the ground with a tent around it where soldiers, boy scouts and flies go to dump. Tip: Don't ever, ever look in the hole. The Mona Lisa Dump -- This is the masterpiece of dumps. It's as perfectly formed as it can be. Delicate and slender with intricacies that would make da Vinci weep. And just think, you made it yourself. You may even want to break out the Polaroid, but maybe that's going a bit too far. The Empty Roll Dump - You're done...you reach for the toilet paper only to discover that empty cardboard cylinder. A mild panic begins coldly in your throat. You could use the curtains...no, someone would say ''Where are the curtains?'' Then what would you say? The rug?...too cumbersome. Then you must come to the same conclusion that every ''empty roll dumper'' must face...Pull up your slacks, tighten your tush and wriggle yourself to the nearest full roll. The Splash-Back Dump - You send the dump on its way, it drops like a depth charge into the bowl creating a column of cold bowl water that washes your bottom with a startlingly unpleasant shock. Now you're wet and embarrassed. Tip: Blot instead of wiping. The Aborted Dump - You are in mid-dump when the phone rings. What do you do? ABORT! Pinch it off, go for the phone, and save the rest for later. It isn't pretty, but you've gotta do what you gotta do. The Alfresco Dump -- Everyone has had to go outdoors from time to time. This can be a rather pleasant experience really. The open air, the nature, and a good bush all contribute to the peaceful ambiance that our primitive forefathers must have enjoyed. What can screw up this harmonious interlude is a troop of Brownies or a patch of poison ivy. The Childbirth Dump -- This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and it isn't going to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming ''Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf.'' You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do: Scream, call an Obstetrician, or just hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it. The Tijuana Trot Dump -- The phrase ''Shit Happens'' really applies here in a big way. When the ice in your tainted margarita makes contact with your lower intestinal tract, the fun begins. For the next 72 hours you'd be better off if you carried your own portable toilet with you because you will spend most of that time on the pot and the rest of the time in a fetal position. Now you realize why Mexico never had a navy. The Machine Gun Dump -- You're just sitting there in a state of sublime peace when all of a sudden you emit a group of noisy gassy bursts that break the silence like machine gun fire. The guy in the next stall hits the floor like a combat veteran, cradling his umbrella like an M16 and shrieking something about damn Commies. The Sound Effect Dump -- You feel a noisy one coming on. Relatives, friends or work mates are within earshot, so you must employ some clever techniques to cover the disgusting sounds you are about to emit. Timing is obviously very important here. At the precise moment of release, try the following sound effects: flush the toilet, sing the first two stanzas of your national anthem, or drop a handful of quarters on the floor The Security Dump -- You have enough on your mind when you're in the bathroom without worrying about a lockless door and someone bursting in to find you in mid-dump mode. So how can you prevent this embarrassing spectacle from taking place? One way is to strategically place your foot against the door. If you can't reach to do this... hum loudly. The Cling-On Dump -- For the most part you've completed your dump, but there's one little morsel that refuses to drop off. You're getting impatient. Someone else wants to use your stall. So, you grip the seat with both hands and wriggle, twist and pump but that last little stubborn piece just hangs there, suspended, clinging like a canned peach between you and the bowl water. Maybe the person pounding impatiently on the door has scissors. The Houdini Dump -- You go, then you stand up to flush, and the darn thing has disappeared. Where'd it go? Did it creep down the pipe? Did you dream the whole thing? Is it lurking out of sight? Should you wipe...maybe you should just to make sure you went. Should you flush? You'd better, because if you don't, you know it will reappear and smile at the next person who comes in. The Flu Dump -- You feel so bad that you don't know which end of you to put down first. You have roaring cramps, so you sit down. Then a wave of nausea rolls over you like a cold fog, so you stand up and cramps squeeze your intestines like a vice so you sit down again...up down up down. Don't you wish Mom were close by? The Porta-Pottie Dump -- Construction workers and outdoor concert goers will tell you about going in a portable toilet. My best description would be, It's like taking a shit in an upright coffin. It's claustrophobic and it smells bad... best advice... go in a paper cup. The Proctologist Dump -- In the beginning, the Lord created the earth, the sky and the firmament, but I hope he didn't create this dump, because there is nothing biblical about it -- you run out of gas. That's right, you run out of propulsion. The dump is right there at the end of your barrel and refuses to go any further. You grunt, you squeeze, you wriggle but it just stays there like a lump of lead. You've only got two choices here. One is to squeeze the damn thing back up your intestine and wait until next time. The other is to pretend you're a proctologist and go after it yourself. Not a pretty picture is it?? The Whole Roll Dump -- No matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to be enough. You blow the whole roll and you have to flush 25 times too. The whole episode is consumer waste. The Graffiti Dump -- You flush the dump and the swirling motion of the receding bowl water forces the dump to the porcelain sides, scraping a creative squiggle on its way down. You flush again but the curlicue hangs there...love it or leave it. Its your choice. The Encore Dump - Ahhhh, you're done, so you wipe, put yourself together, wash your hands and are about to vacate the bathroom when you feel another dump coming. You have to return for a curtain call. The world's record is seven encores. The Born Again Dump - This is a dump that's going so badly, you say Lord, if I live through this, I'll take up religion. You always get through it, but seldom keep the promise you made in desperation, because a born again dump is like childbirth... you forget the pain quickly.
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09-22-2004, 11:20:09: Boy With Disability Banned From Playground Wed Sep 22, 8:54 AM ET Add U.S. National - AP to My Yahoo! By SARA LEITCH, Associated Press Writer FALMOUTH, Maine - What started as a playground spat between school officials and the parents of a child with autistic-like behavior could end up having repercussions for the way school districts treat children with neurological disorders. AP Photo Related Links Asperger's syndrome (Yahoo! Health) The parents of 9-year-old Jan Rankowski are suing Falmouth school officials for banning their home-schooled son, who has Asperger's syndrome, from the town's public playground. "This is going to help children across America," said Charles Rankowski, Jan's father. "Schools are going to realize they can't exclude a child because of a disability." School officials say Jan was never permanently barred. They only wanted a psychologist to evaluate his playground behavior after complaints from students and staff. His parents refused. Asperger's syndrome, named for a Viennese physician, is an autism-related condition characterized by deficiencies in social and communication skills that was first recognized as a disability only a decade ago. For children with Asperger's, a simple conversation can be a minefield of misunderstandings. People say things they don't mean, or say one thing and do another. Social interactions don't always follow logical rules. That's why experts say it is so important for such children to play with other kids, to learn the behavioral norms that most youngsters are socialized into understanding. "By banning the kid from the most social part of the day, you're ensuring that he won't be able to learn social skills. It's almost like saying, 'You don't know math, so we're not letting you in the math class,'" said Wayne Gilpin, president of Future Horizons in Texas, which publishes books and holds conferences on autism and Asperger's syndrome. Jan's family moved from New York to Falmouth after the 2001 terror attacks and the boy attended the Plummer-Motz School in the second grade, enrolled in special education classes. He improved so much over the year that school officials wanted to move him to a regular class in the third grade. But Jan's parents wanted him to stay in special education classes. His mother, Gayle Fitzpatrick, felt that putting Jan into mainstream classes was "a disaster waiting to happen" so she taught him at home. "Just because you're getting somewhere, doesn't mean you remove it," she said. "If it's working, don't fix it." Jan's parents were elated when Jan asked to go to the school's playground after a year of home-schooling. "When he said he wanted to go play with other kids, we thought it was great," Charles Rankowski said. In the year that Jan attended the school, there were no incident reports filed about Jan's playground behavior. But administrators said they began fielding complaints shortly after he began playing there last fall. Students reported that Jan swore and threatened them, played roughly with younger children and kicked one child. Teacher's aides said he defied their commands and told students they didn't have to listen, either. "This is somebody who would not take adult instruction and was encouraging other students not to," said Melissa Hewey, attorney for the school officials. "The people who are supervising the playground during school hours need to be listened to, by everybody." While Jan's parents say students who misbehaved similarly would be punished by being barred for a few days, school officials say Jan's suspension was not disciplinary. They wanted to return him to the playground once a psychologist could evaluate his behavior and determine ways for him to interact better with other children. Jan's parents say previous assessments of the boy were sufficient and that his suspension was meant to exclude their son. "Discrimination is treating someone very, very differently," Fitzpatrick said. "Neurologically based behaviors are not crime scenes waiting to happen." A state judge last month denied a request by Jan's parents for an injunction to allow him to visit the playground while the case was decided. No trial date has been set. The boy's parents say they hope their lawsuit will force schools to treat disabled or home-schooled children the same way as other children. Others across the country are watching the case as the number of children diagnosed with Asperger's continues to climb. As many as 1 in 250 children could have Asperger's syndrome, Gilpin said from his office in Arlington, Texas. "Any legal precedent can be used in other jurisdictions, so it could have important national implications," he said.
09-22-2004, 12:10:48: i don't understand what's going on and i'm very confused i bet this is one big scam like just to get people typing crazy messages
09-22-2004, 12:16:24: does she still have the hiccups?
09-22-2004, 13:52:43: Japan Appeals for Permanent Security Council Seat; China Opposed By Patrick Goodenough CNSNews.com Pacific Rim Bureau Chief September 22, 2004 Pacific Rim Bureau (CNSNews.com) - Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi has made his pitch for Japan to become a permanent member of the Security Council, teaming up with other aspirants Germany, India and Brazil to press for an expansion of the U.N.'s top body. "We believe that the role that Japan has played provides a solid basis for its assumption of permanent membership on the Security Council," Koizumi said in an address to the annual General Assembly session in New York City Tuesday. Japan has been pressing for a permanent seat since 1993, but Koizumi has made it a key policy goal. Next year marks the U.N.'s 60th anniversary, and officials in Tokyo are hoping the momentum for reform may benefit Japan's bid for membership. Second only to the U.S., Japan provides 19.5 percent of the U.N.'s budget, contributing almost 20 times more than permanent members China and Russia. It also argues that as the only country to have sustained a nuclear attack, it would bring a unique perspective to a body all of whose current permanent members are nuclear powers. Of those permanent members, the U.S., Britain and France reportedly have voiced support for Japan's bid, while China opposes it. Russia's stance remains unclear. Apart from the permanent Big Five, the Council also comprises 10 non-permanent seats, allotted regionally for two year terms, and without veto power. U.N. secretary-general Kofi Annan has set up a high-level panel to investigate U.N. reform and put forward concrete proposals in December. Among the various proposals for Security Council reform, experts on the panel have suggested the establishment of a new type of "semi-permanent" member, serving renewable five-year terms, but with no veto. Japan, India, Brazil and Germany are reported to be opposed to the idea, however. The four countries, and any others wanting to join the Security Council as permanent members, face an uphill battle. Any change to the composition of the Security Council would require revision of the U.N. charter, a move that needs the approval of the existing five veto-wielding permanent members as well as the support of two-thirds of the General Assembly's 191 members. Aspiring new members also will have to deal with regional rivals. Chinese foreign ministry spokesman Kong Quan told a press conference Tuesday that Japan's financial contributions to the U.N. should not in itself buy it a seat. "The United Nations is not a board of directors," he said. "Its composition cannot be decided according to the financial contributions of its members." Kong said the priority when it comes to Security Council reform should be representation of developing countries. U.N. members' contributions are in line with assessments based on their relative "capacity to pay" the world body's operating costs, with a ceiling set at 22 percent - the rate at which the U.S. is assessed. Next come Japan (19.5), Germany (9.8) and France (6.5). Russia is assessed at 1.1 percent, and China at one percent. Other aspirants also are likely to run into regional difficulties. Italy objects to Germany's promotion to the Security Council; Pakistan is opposed to its neighbor and nuclear rival, India, getting a permanent seat; and large Latin American countries such as Argentina are expected to question Brazil's qualifications for representing the region on the Council. WW2 legacy Japan's greatest difficulty may not be the opposition of China and its developing nation allies, but the fact it still operates under the war-renouncing constitution drafted by the U.S. after the defeat of Imperial Japan in 1945. Koizumi has been edging away from a strictly pacifist interpretation of the constitution, and Japan sent forces to Iraq last December to help the reconstruction efforts - albeit restricted to using force only for self-defense. He also joined the Proliferation Security Initiative, a U.S.-led plan to interdict ships suspected to be carrying weapons of mass destruction But the constitution still bans the use of force in settling disputes, and U.S. deputy secretary of state Richard Armitage was quoted several months ago as raising this issue with Japanese lawmakers as a possible obstacle to Tokyo joining the Security Council. Nonetheless, President Bush has on several occasions - including during a working lunch at Sea Island, Georgia, last June - assured Koizumi of his support for Japan's bid for a permanent seat on the Council. Earlier this week, Koizumi said in New York that Japan could play a role as a permanent member without amending its constitution. "Japan has supported the international community through U.N. peacekeeping operations and activities in Iraq," he said. "We'll be able to play a significant role without using force." Aside from Koizumi's speech to the General Assembly Tuesday, he also released a joint statement with Germany, India and Brazil, in which the four called for permanent seats for themselves, and supported each other's bids. Their joint statement also proposed a permanent seat for an African nation. Egypt, Nigeria and South Africa have been suggested in the past as possible candidates for an African seat. 'Japan supports US policies' Any expansion of the permanent membership is likely to alter the balance of the Council, which on occasion has been deeply split over questions such as the war against Iraq - the U.S. and Britain versus the rest - and the 1999 military campaign in Kosovo, when Russia and China opposed the NATO trio. Chinese academic Prof. Zhou Yongsheng of the China Foreign Affairs College argues that one of the reasons Japan's bid is "almost hopeless" in the short term is the fact it has been supportive of Washington's foreign policy. "It cannot win the trust of most countries if it does not change such a policy," he said in an article published in a state-run Chinese daily. Zhou also accused Japan of failing to understand the feelings of countries in the region relating to its history, pointing to visits by top government officials to a controversial Tokyo shrine honoring Japan's war dead, including convicted war criminals. Such visits "hurt the feelings of its neighbor countries," said Zhou. "Imagine how hard it would be for Japan, who can hardly convince its neighbors, to own a ... permanent member seat." Ill-feeling between China and Japan, linked to Japanese aggression in the first half of last century, occasionally rears its head - most recently during last month's Asian Cup soccer tournament game between the two countries. Chinese fans displayed anti-Japanese signs and attacked the visiting team's bus. Last weekend, the Chinese government permitted a small protest outside the Japanese Embassy in Beijing to mark the anniversary of Japan's 1931 invasion. Demonstrators waved banners bearing slogans opposing a permanent Security Council seat for Japan. Hundreds of Chinese civilians were slaughtered during the Japanese invasion. Japan also annexed and occupied Korea from 1910 until the end of the war in 1945
09-22-2004, 14:01:32: Woman, Baby Found Slain in Conn. Park 49 minutes ago By LAURA WALSH, Associated Press Writer NEW MILFORD, Conn. - A woman and baby boy his body still strapped in a stroller were found stabbed to death in a park along the Housatonic River in western Connecticut, state police said. The bodies were found Tuesday night along a walking trail in Addis Park by two fishermen, police said. The baby, about six to nine months old, was in his stroller; the woman's body was found nearby. Witnesses reported hearing screams for help, police said. Autopsies Wednesday showed both victims died of multiple stab wounds. Their names were not immediately released pending notification of the family. The discovery set off a hunt Wednesday with dog teams, all-terrain vehicles and an inflatable boat. Off-duty officers were called to the scene and state troopers from several barracks were aiding the investigation. "It's startling," said resident Keith Mitchell, who said he often visits the park and was there Tuesday. "I come here for peace and quiet to relax. It's not a place for anxiety and fear." The killings followed a slaying earlier in the week in New Milford, a town of 24,000 people. No arrests have been made in that case. Police suspect anal phlegm was the motive.
09-22-2004, 14:02:43: Dear Experts, What does queef mean? julliet16
09-22-2004, 14:03:05: Sometimes during vaginal sex or when a woman inserts something in her vagina air gets pushed into the vagina. When the penis (or another object) is removed, the air is released, and it makes a noise. Sometimes air is also released even if nothing is inserted into the vagina. "Queef" is a slang term that refers to this noise. This is totally normal and it's nothing to worry about. Hope this information helps!
09-22-2004, 14:05:17: So I've been asking around about pussy farting. About queefs. I've been searching high and low for hard facts. And nothing. I did come across a website boasting of Girls who like to smell Farts and eat Pussy Cheese. Not exactly helpful to my cause. What I have found is, there are plenty of uneducated people out there. Specifically Men. I don't understand how men can be disgusted by a pussy fart, which in reality is not even a fart. It's this polite little sound that comes out of a twat. It's more of a... Thank you for humping me and thrusting all that air inside. And then comes this cute little Whooooosh of air. Men don't have any right to be all grossed out and make us ladies embarrassed about it. It's not even our fault. I'm certain any orifice would make a sound if you shoved something in it over and over and over again, real fast and hard. Fact: Pussy farts don't even smell. If they did they'd smell like candy or roses or peaches. There is no chance a queef would ever smell like hot garbage or rotting egg salad. Ew. A pussy fart is air only. Air smells like nothing. So there you go. Fact: Pussy farting is fun. You think all girls ever did at slumber parties was eat popcorn and talk about stupid boys? Fuck no. We get down on our hands and knees, squeeze our poons real tight and Whoooooooosh ourselves across the floor. Or we lie on our backs and put our legs in the air as if we were doing that bicycle exercise, suck in our stomachs a bit then drop our legs real fast. This helps make a nice sharp queef. Something to be proud of. Definitely. Some girls know their shit when it comes to serious queefing, emitting blast after blast with ease. It sounds easy, but takes skill. Some say it's easier if you're loose. Others claim it's the control of your PC muscle that helps. Regardless, it is entirely possible, sometimes spontaneous and can be embarrassing if you whoooosh out of context. But it's funny, so don't get all sad about it and never call that guy/girl again for frapping your poon in their face. Go out with style. You'll give 'em another and they'll like it. Dammit. A good position for pussy farts is doggy style. Classically known to help thrust the cock further and deeper into the box, doggy style might be one of the key creators of cunt trumpet music. After being stuffed from behind, a girl can barely stand up without letting several phffffft frrrrrt pfffffft shhhhhhhhh mmmmfffffftttt toot tttttttfffffft noises out. Hopefully the one doing the stuffing knows how to handle this situation. It can be a bit embarrassing. Especially if it's the first fuck. My weirdo friend Jimmy of Queens, N.Y. is a slut who would have sex with anything, so obviously he would be the one to answer my questions. "It's like real wet nasty sex even if the sex isn't real nasty and wet," he says. "You can get the same sound from like, two bellies rubbing together. When that happens it's just funny, like haha, our bellies farted. But pussy farts, that's like a real sexy sound." Raymi: And how do you react when a girl queefs? Do you go, "That's ok" to make her feel not embarrassed or something? Jimmy: No, I kinda make a groaning noise and start to fuck harder 'cause I like the sound. Raymi: Wow, that's nice. I never though of it that way before. I always considered a queef being like the final gong or closure to a sex-session. Jimmy: How could you stop fucking if it is like four queefs in a row or like, constant queefs for 5 minutes? Raymi: That would be exhilarating if I could queef for five solid minutes. Jimmy: I would like, explode. Raymi: I'm glad there are queef-positive people like you out there. It is very refreshing. Jimmy: Thanks. Anyway, I gotta go think about queefs now Raymi: Yah, me too. So with the subject of queefing fresh in mind, I met up with the boys for a few beers and made them confess how they felt about pussy farts. They were well-lacquered before I even got there so I think it's safe to say their judgement was not accurate. Raymi: So guys, I'm writing a piece on pussy farts... Boy 1: You're serious? Why? Raymi: Have you ever read anything about pussy farts before? Boy 2: (Talking on cell phone but also listening to me at same time). What?! What? What!?! WHAT!?! Boy 1: No I have never read anything about pussy farts. Raymi: Well there you go. Boy 2: I don't know what to say. It's only happened once so I pretended it didn't even happen. Boy 1: I think it is rude and disgusting. Raymi: Oh shut up, all you ever read about is wrestling so what do you know. Boy 2: (Looking uncomfortable) I don't know. I don't know. I think we need another pitcher. Boy 1: Who the hell would publish something about pussy farts? Raymi: Important people. The public needs to know about them. Boy 2: Are you queefing right now!?! (Boy 1 and Boy 2 laugh real hard and high five each other then Boy 3 shows up) Boy 3: What are you talking about? Boy 1: Queefing Boy 3: Oh yah, eh? Raymi: What do you do when a girl queefs? Boy 3: Are you serious? Raymi: Yes. Boy 3: I uhh, I have to decide whether I act like it didn't happen or feel embarrassed for her, like for sympathy points. Boy 2: Yah, exactly dude! Raymi: Ok I don't want to talk about this anymore with you guys. Boy 1: Good. Raymi: Fine. That didn't go exactly as planned. But you get the idea. Some are uneducated about queefs. And some are just, uneducated. So, you won't be banished to an island of gross frapping women if you queef a lot. You are not a weirdo and you are not alone. fffft ffffft phhhhhhht phhhhhht
09-22-2004, 14:24:05: A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."
09-22-2004, 14:24:54: A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer." The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars." The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender. "Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that." The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the man asks. Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."
09-22-2004, 14:25:28: Pig In A Bar A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?'' Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.'' And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''
09-22-2004, 14:28:02: The Hamster Show A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. "That IS amazing!" says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer. "If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive. The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to. "Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog." "Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."
09-22-2004, 14:29:06: Stumpy Legged Pink Dog A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail, but I bet my rottweiler would beat the heck out of it. 50 bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the rottweiler gets mauled to pieces. Another drinker says his pit bull will win but the bet is 100 bucks. Another trip to the yard and when it's all over there are bits of pit-bull terrier all over the place. The drinker pays up and says, Say what breed is that anyway? The owner says, Until I cut his tail off and painted it pink it was the same breed as every other alligator.
09-22-2004, 14:29:51: Poor Couple. A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.'' The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?'' The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''
09-22-2004, 14:34:08: Investigations have shown that the former Iraqi dictator grafted and smuggled more than $10 billion from the program that for seven years prior to Saddam's overthrow was meant to bring humanitarian aid to ordinary Iraqis. And the Sept. 11 Commission has shown a tracery of contacts between Saddam and Al Qaeda (search) that continued after billions of Oil-for-Food dollars began pouring into Saddam's coffers and Usama bin Laden (search) declared his infamous war on the U.S. Now, buried in some of the United Nation's own confidential documents, clues can be seen that underscore the possibility of just such a Saddam-Al Qaeda link clues leading to a locked door in this Swiss lakeside resort. (To review a series of documents, audits and other stories related to Oil-for-Food, click here.) Next to that door, a festive sign spells out in gold letters under a green flag that this is the office of MIGA, the Malaysian Swiss Gulf and African Chamber (search). Registered here 20 years ago as a society to promote business between the Gulf States and Asia, Europe and Africa, MIGA is a company that the United Nations and the U.S. government says has served as a hub of Al Qaeda finance: A terrorist chamber of commerce. [Editor's Note: This is the first in a series of articles about the U.N. Oil-for-Food program. Check back Sunday for the next installment and watch FOX's "Breaking Point" on Sunday at 9 p.m. EDT for an hour-long special on the Oil-for-Food program.] In a recent interview, U.S. Assistant Treasury Secretary Juan Zarate described MIGA as "a very good example of an investment company that is used as a shell to hide and move money." As is typical of terrorist financial webs, the details surrounding MIGA quickly become bewildering part of the point being to camouflage the illicit flow of funds with legitimate business. Part of the problem in finding the truth is that cross-border transactions out of such financial havens as Switzerland are smothered in banking secrecy. But even with that secrecy and shortly after the Sept.11, 2001, attacks on the United States both MIGA and its chief founder and longtime president, Ahmed Idris Nasreddin, landed on the U.N. watchlist of entities and individuals belonging to, or affiliated with Al Qaeda. Nasreddin is a member of the terror-linked Muslim Brotherhood (search). Nasreddin's longtime business partner, Egyptian-born Youssef Nada, also of the Muslim Brotherhood, likewise appears on the U.N.'s Al Qaeda watchlist, as do a slew of both Nasreddin's and Nada's enterprises. Former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill in August 2002 described Nada and Nasreddin as "supporters of terrorism" involved in "an extensive financial network providing support to Al Qaeda and other terrorist-related organizations." Far less attention has been paid to the small, select band of MIGA's other charter members. But one of them, Iraqi-born Ahmed Totonji, set up shop years ago just outside Washington, D.C., and is now among those named by U.S. federal authorities in an investigation into a cluster of companies and Islamic non-profits based in Herndon, Virginia, suspected of having funneled money to terrorist groups. MIGA had other founders as well. One of them, who does not appear on the U.N. terror list, is an Arab businessman now in his early 60s, Abdul Rahman Hayel Saeed. Described by an acquaintance as urbane, polite and fluent in English, Hayel Saeed was born into one of Yemen's most prominent business clans, owners of a family-held global conglomerate based in the Yemeni capital of Taiz and named for its founding patriarch: the Hayel Saeed Anam Group of Companies, or HSA. From Yemen, the HSA group boasts a far-flung business empire, including a Yemen-based Islamic bank, and a host of business subsidiaries, affiliates and regional trading offices in places ranging from the United Kingdom to Egypt, Morocco, Nigeria, Ethiopia, Malaysia, Indonesia, Russia and China. Abdul Rahman Hayel Saeed sits on the HSA board of directors, and ranks high in the management he is currently running HSA's regional office in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. In MIGA, Hayel Saeed holds a prominent spot, as one of four co-founders who back in 1984 delegated power of attorney to the terrorist-linked Nasreddin, giving him authority to run the company. Swiss registry documents show that Hayel Saeed has never resigned from MIGA, nor revoked that power of attorney. Queried about this link to MIGA, neither Hayel Saeed nor the HSA Group's chairman of the board, Ali Mohamed Saeed, has made any response. HSA is unquestionably a company involved in legitimate business. But given the involvement of Abdul Rahman Hayel Saeed, it is striking that between 1996 and 2003, while the United Nations ran its Oil-for-Food relief program in Iraq, the HSA Group via U.N.-approved Oil-for-Food contracts sold at least $400 million worth of goods to Saddam. That might be unremarkable, had the United Nations ran Oil-for-Food with enough integrity and transparency to prevent Saddam and many of his business partners from plundering oil earnings meant to help the people of Iraq. The original United Nations plan was to let Saddam sell oil solely to buy humanitarian goods such as food and medicine, with the U.N. Secretariat (search) collecting a 2.2 percent commission on Saddam's oil sales to supervise the integrity of this process. As the Oil-for-Food program actually worked, however, the United Nations let Saddam choose his own business partners. The world body also kept secret the details of those contracts and the identities of the contractors, and it let Saddam graft at least $4.4 billion out of the program through manipulated contract prices, by estimates of the U.S. General Accountability Office. Saddam's standard scam was to underprice oil sales and overpay for relief supplies, thus generating fat profits for his business partners. Many of those contractors would kick back part of the take to Saddam's regime or divert it to whatever uses Saddam might fancy. By various accounts, those uses ranged from building palaces to buying arms to supplying Saddam's sadistic son Uday with equipment for torturing Iraqi athletes. One of the big questions is whether any of the money skimmed from Oil-for-Food also slopped into terrorist-financing ventures such as MIGA. It's important to note that in tracking terrorist financing, the simplest starting points are the visible links, the potential connections through which money might most easily have flowed. Proving that funds actually coursed through those conduits is far more difficult. In the case of Hayel Saeed, MIGA and the HSA Group, there is no public information available about the precise flow of funds, and no proof that Saddam's money made its way to MIGA. But in looking for patterns that beg for further investigation especially by authorities with access to detailed U.N. records and information on MIGA accounts some items here stand out. Most simply, there is the question of why HSA was among those companies favored by Saddam for such a fat slice of business. It is increasingly clear that Saddam did not, on average, choose his contractors either at random, or because they were the most cost-efficient suppliers of relief for the people of Iraq. While some of the deals may have been entirely legitimate, many melded payments for humanitarian goods with illicit kickbacks and payoffs. In such cases, it was a lucrative privilege to be tapped as an Oil-for-Food contractor by Saddam's regime. The lingering question, for any individual case, becomes: Was there a quid pro quo? For reasons still unknown, Saddam clearly smiled upon the HSA Group. Not only does HSA account for the bulk of all Saddam's business with Yemen, but dozens of deals that appear in the United Nation's generic public records to originate elsewhere were in fact signed with HSA companies in countries such as Egypt, Malaysia and Indonesia. Within that HSA empire, one company in particular stands out: A trading house called Pacific Interlink, based in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Abdul Rahman Hayel Saeed also sits on Pacific Interlink's board of directors. From leaked copies of secret U.N. Oil-for-Food records, it appears that Pacific Interlink alone accounted for more than half the HSA group's sales of relief supplies to Saddam, with contracts for such goods as soap, ghee and construction materials totaling at least $246 million. Pacific Interlink (search) also belonged to the select set of companies chosen by Saddam and approved by the United Nations as authorized to buy Iraqi oil under Oil-for-Food though whether Pacific Interlink actually got any of Saddam's fat oil contracts is something the United Nations has so far managed to keep secret. FOX News attempted to reach Pacific Interlink for comment, but to date has received no reply. And though there is no public proof that Pacific Interlink took part in Saddam's kickback scams, there is an intriguing item in a study of Oil-for-Food pricing methods released last year by the U.S. Defense Contract Management Agency (DCMA). Just after Saddam fell, the DCMA, together with the U.S. Defense Contract Audit Agency, looked at the terms of 759 sample contracts out of the tens of thousands of deals done by Saddam's regime under Oil-for-Food. In that sample, Pacific Interlink pops up as a purveyor of $20 million worth of palm oil to Saddam, via a contract approved by the United Nations under Oil-for-Food in mid-2001. By DCMA estimates, Saddam overpaid Pacific Interlink on that contract, to the tune of about 15 percent above market price, which would work out to some $3 million in funds diverted from relief on that deal alone. If similar arrangements went on within other Pacific Interlink Oil-for-Food contracts, which totaled close to a quarter of a billion dollars, then even at the more modest rate of what has been widely described as Saddam's typical 10 percent over-pricing scam, that would suggest well over $20 million diverted from relief. If so, where did it go? The question is vitally important, because much of the money grafted out of Oil-for-Food by Saddam remains unaccounted for. Both HSA's and MIGA's offices overlap in locations that are hubs of normal commerce, but also served as hotspots of Al Qaeda meetings and finance, such as Dubai (where Hayel Saeed reportedly ran an HSA company, Frimex, in the late 1990s) or Kuala Lumpur (where some of the Sept. 11 hijackers gathered for a planning conference in January 2000). Pacific Interlink boasts offices or agents in places thick with terror networks, such as Algeria, Sudan, and Syria. MIGA, on its Lugano sign, lists offices in places such as Italy, Turkey, Syria, Nigeria and Kuwait, and both HSA and MIGA list offices in Morocco, Malaysia and Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, where Hayel Saeed is now based. MIGA is now under active investigation by the U.S. Treasury and prosecutors in Switzerland and Italy. But there is no sign that any of these investigations have been tracking funds specifically via Oil-for-Food contracts or that any of the multiple investigations into Oil-for-Food have zeroed in on possible terror connections. It's not even clear that the United Nations has allowed terrorist-tracking authorities full access to its records. And though MIGA's door in Lugano may be locked, and its president and some of his associates posted on the U.N. terror watchlist, none of these figures has been arrested. Nasreddin, long a resident in Lugano and neighboring Milan, Italy, is believed by Italian investigators to have moved about two years ago to Morocco. From there, says an Italian state investigator who asked to stay anonymous, Nasreddin maintains a global business network that includes some 2,000 links so far identified to businesses and individuals worldwide, some tied to terror, and some not. It is precisely that mix of legitimate and sinister business that makes it so difficult to prosecute Nasreddin, or shut down his businesses, says this Italian investigator. Among Nasreddin's holdings, for instance, is a four-star hotel in Milan, Hotel NASCO, which opened ironically enough in September 2001, at the same address as Nasreddin's longtime residence. That is also the same address used by a precursor of MIGA, an outfit called the Arab Gulf Chamber. Hotel NASCO remains open for business, serving tea and crescent-moon shaped sugar cookies at its non-alcoholic lobby bar. MIGA remains active in the Lugano business registry, and listed in the Lugano phone book. A recent phone call to MIGA's shuttered office in Lugano, Switzerland, was answered by someone who picked up the phone in Milan, Italy in the Hotel NASCO (search). MIGA's network, it seems, migrates as needed. Nasreddin's longtime partner, Al Qaeda-linked Youssef Nada, still lives in his plush hillside villa in a small Italian enclave on Lake Lugano, just a short drive from MIGA's office. Right next door to MIGA's Lugano office, on the same floor of the same building, is the Islamic Center of the Canton of Ticino, founded by Nasreddin in 1992 - and operated initially out of his former Lugano residence a few blocks away. The Islamic Center later moved next door to MIGA. Swiss registry documents show that in 2003, after Nasreddin made it onto the U.N. terror watchlist and moved to Morocco, he resigned as president of his Lugano Islamic center. He was replaced this year by the center's current president, a man called Ali Ghaleb Himmat, who attended one of MIGA's founding meetings 20 years ago, and since 2002 has been designated by the United Nations as affiliated with, or belonging to Al Qaeda. At that Lugano Islamic Center (search), which also serves as a mosque, a spokesman denies that the center has any links to Al Qaeda, and says of Nasreddin: "He was a Muslim rich man, and he prays, and he loved God, and that's it." Just down the road, Swiss businessman Fulvio Passardi, who at one point served as corporate secretary for MIGA, says he knew nothing about the chamber, saying it was "an empty box." LUGANO, Switzerland Did Saddam Hussein use any of his ill-gotten billions filched from the United Nations Oil-for-Food program to help fund Al Qaeda? According to U.S. officials and the United Nations itself, MIGA is less an "empty box" than a container of Al Qaeda-related mysteries. One of those mysteries appears to be Abdul Rahman Hayel Saeed, with his charter MIGA membership and his prominent part in a Yemen conglomerate doing hundreds of millions worth of business with Saddam. Unraveling the mystery requires much greater access to Oil-for-Food records than the United Nations currently allows.
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09-27-2004, 08:22:46: Unlike McCain, Bush, and Gore,,,,Kerry has adamantly refused to authorize the release of his military records. Most think it's because of his phony battle medals. I think the real reason is below. He was not granted an Honorable Discharge until March 2001, almost 30 years after his ostensible service term had ended! This is very much out of the ordinary,and highly suspect. There are 5 classes of Discharge: Honorable,General, Other Than Honorable, Bad Conduct, and Dishonorable. My guess is that he was Discharged in the '70s, but not Honorably. He appealed this sometime while Clinton was doing trouser-tricks in the Oval Office. Political pressure was applied, and the Honorable Discharge was then granted. His file is probably rife with reports of this, submissions and hearings on the appeal, reports of his "giving aid and comfort"to the enemy, along with protests that were filed with respect to his alleged valor under fire. This will blow up in his face before October 15th. On 18 Feb. 1966 John Kerry signed a 6 year enlistment contract with the Navy (plus a 6-month extension during wartime). On 18 Feb. 1966 John Kerry also signed an Officer Candidate contract for 6 years -- 5 years of ACTIVE duty & ACTIVE Naval Reserves, and 1 year of inactive standby reserves (See items #4 & 5). Because John Kerry was discharged from TOTAL ACTIVE DUTY of only 3 years and 18 days on 3 Jan. 1970, he was then required to attend 48 drills per year, and not more than 17 days active duty for training. Kerry was also subject to the Uniform Code of Military Justice. Additionally, Kerry, as a commissioned officer, was prohibited from making adverse statements against his chain of command or statements against his country, especially during time of war. It is also interesting to note that Kerry did not obtain an honorable discharge until Mar. 12, 2001 even though his service obligation should have ended July 1, 1972. Lt. John Kerry's letter of 21 Nov. 1969 asking for an early release from active US Navy duty falsely states "My current regular period of obligated service would be completed in December of this year." On Jan. 3, 1970 Lt. John Kerry was transferred to the Naval Reserve Manpower Center in Bainridge, Maryland. Where are Kerry's Performance Records for 2 years of obligated Ready Reserve, the 48 drills per year required and his 17 days of active duty per year training while Kerry was in the Ready Reserves? Have these records been released? Has anyone ever talked to Kerry's Commanding Officer at the Naval Reserve Center where Kerry drilled? On 1 July 1972 Lt. John Kerry was transferred to Standby Reserve - Inactive. On 16 February 1978 Lt. John Kerry was discharged from US Naval Reserve. Below are some of the crimes Lt. Kerry USNR committed as a Ready Reservist, while he was acting as a leader of Vietnam Veterans Against the War: 1. Lt. Kerry attended many rallies where the Vietcong flag was displayed while our flag was desecrated, defiled, and mocked,thereby giving aid and comfort to the enemy. 2. Lt. Kerry was involved in a meeting that voted on assassinating members of the US Senate. 3. Lt. Kerry lied under oath against fellow soldiers before the US Senate about crimes committed in Vietnam. 4. Lt. Kerry professed to being a war criminal on national television, and condemned the military and the USA.5. Lt. Kerry met with NVA and Vietcong communist leaders in Paris, in direct violation of the UCMJ and the U.S. Constitution. Lt. Kerry by his own words & actions violated the UCMJ and the US Code while serving as a Navy officer. Lt. Kerry stands in violation of Article 3, Section 3 of the US Constitution. Lt. Kerry's 1970 meeting with NVA Communists in Paris is in direct violation of the UCMJ's Article 104 part 904, and US Code 18 U. S. C. 953. That meeting, and Kerry's subsequent support of the communists while leading mass protests against our military in the year that followed, also place him in direct violation of our Constitution's Article 3, Section 3, which defines treason as "giving aid and comfort" to the enemy in time of warfare. The Constitution's Fourteenth Amendment, Section 3, states, "No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-president, having previously taken an oath to support the Constitution of the United States, [who has] engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof." A. L. "Steve" Nash, MAC Ret, UDT/SEAL SEAL AuthenticationTeam -Director AuthentiSEAL Phone 707 438 0120 "The only service where all investigators are US Navy SEALs" http://www.authentiseal.org/ Remember to vote for the candidate of your choice in November. Early voting is in October. Keep our country strong by taking the fight to the terrorists. Support our troops - they are the best.
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09-27-2004, 11:14:10: No French or German turn on Iraq. By Jo Johnson in Paris, Betrand Benoit in Berlin and James Harding in Washington Published: September 26 2004 21:13 | Last updated: September 26 2004 21:13 French and German government officials say they will not significantly increase military assistance in Iraq even if John Kerry, the Democratic presidential challenger, is elected on November 2. ADVERTISEMENT Mr Kerry, who has attacked President George W. Bush for failing to broaden the US-led alliance in Iraq, has pledged to improve relations with European allies and increase international military assistance in Iraq. "I cannot imagine that there will be any change in our decision not to send troops, whoever becomes president," Gert Weisskirchen, member of parliament and foreign policy expert for Germany's ruling Social Democratic Party, said in an interview. "That said, Mr Kerry seems genuinely committed to multilateralism and as president he would find it easier than Mr Bush to secure the German government's backing in other matters." Even though Nato last week overcame members' long-running reservations about a training mission to Iraq and agreed to set up an academy there for 300 soldiers, neither Paris nor Berlin will participate. Michel Barnier, the French foreign minister, said last week that France, which has tense relations with interim prime minister Iyad Allawi, had no plans to send troops "either now or later". That view reflects the concerns of many EU and Nato officials, who say the dangers in Iraq and the difficulty of extricating troops already there could make European governments reluctant to send personnel, regardless of the outcome of the US election. A French government official said: "People don't expect that much would change under a Kerry administration, even if things can only get better. We do not anticipate a sudden honeymoon in the event Kerry replaces Bush. "A lot depends on who is in power in both Washington and Baghdad. If there's change in both countries then it's possible we would re-examine our position, but I don't expect a massive change either way." A German government spokesman declined to comment on the outcome of the US presidential election. But the feeling in Chancellor Gerhard Schrder's office is that, if anything, Berlin is growing less rather than more likely to change its mind as security conditions deteriorate in Iraq. Mr Schrder would also be unlikely to renege on his 2002 electoral commitment not to send troops as a new general election looms in 2006. There is no sign that the German public, which loathes the US president, would accept risking German lives to salvage what is widely seen as Mr Bush's botched war. In fact, high-ranking German officials are privately concerned at the prospect of Mr Kerry becoming president, arguing it would not change US demands but make it more difficult to reject them. Both France and Germany, however, have said they would contribute to the reduction of Iraq's debt and participate in economic and environmental development programmes. Berlin already trains Iraqi security forces outside Iraq and France has said it would do so. Mr Kerry is expected to make Mr Bush's record of alienating foreign capitals and undermining US credibility in the world one of the chief arguments on Thursday night when he confronts the president in the first presidential debate. The televised debate, which is expected to be watched by more than the 46.6m people who watched the debate in 2000, will focus on foreign policy and national security. In a speech hammering Mr Bush for his decision to lead the US into Iraq, Mr Kerry said last week that in Afghanistan "I will lead our allies to share the burden." He continued: "the Bush administration would have you believe that when it comes to our allies, it won't make a difference who is president. They say the Europeans won't help us, no matter what. But I have news for President Bush: just because you can't do something, doesn't mean it can't be done." The German government continues to oppose sending troops to Iraq under any circumstance. Berlin was one of Europe's most vocal opponents of the invasion of Iraq and, with sizeable forces in the Balkan and Afghanistan, it has also argued its troops are overstretched. Although the government did not oppose Nato's decision to start training inside Iraq, it still thinks the deployment is counter- productive. "Nato personnel will become targets for attacks," one official said on Sunday..
09-27-2004, 11:18:02: Queef. Russia introduced a draft resolution Monday calling for a new list of suspects who would be subject to extradition in a stepped-up global campaign against terrorism. China welcomed it but Pakistan and other Security Council members eyed the proposal with caution. AP Photo Russia, which has denounced Western countries for granting asylum to Chechen leaders it has linked to violence, has been pushing the United Nations (news - web sites) to take tougher action against terrorists and circulated the draft last week. The Russian draft stresses the need for the 15 council nations to "cooperate fully" in tracking down the perpetrators and organizers of terrorist attacks. It asks the committee monitoring what governments are doing to fight terrorism to consider how to draw up a new list of "individuals, groups and entities involved in or associated with terrorist activities." It also asks the committee to consider the "expedited extradition of anyone named in the list." Russian U.N. Ambassador Andrey Denisov said council experts would meet Wednesday to consider the draft, and he was hoping for a vote later this week or early next week. "We understand that some countries have some problems, not with counterterrorism activity, of course, because we are united in it but with definitions of terrorism, first, and the specific balance between international law and national legislative systems" with regard to asylum, extradition and the list of suspects, he said. U.S. deputy Ambassador Stuart Holliday said U.S. legal experts were studying the draft. Pakistan's U.N. Ambassador Munir Akram said seeking to put a definition of terrorism in the draft, drawing up a list of terror suspects, and the issue of asylum are "going to be difficult." "Our feeling would be that the Russians would do well to focus on the terrorist organization or organizations that have been attacking them and go for them in the same way that we went for al-Qaida," he said. queef.
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09-27-2004, 11:55:29: Dan Rather's acknowledgment that he erred in broadcasting a recent "60 Minutes'' report about President Bush's National Guard service has further complicated two of the most delicate questions in television news: when will Mr. Rather relinquish the anchor chair of "The CBS Evening News,'' and to whom? CBS has never disclosed a timetable for replacing Mr. Rather, who turns 73 next month and who has been the anchor of the nightly news since March 1981. But in the weeks before Sept. 8, when the Wednesday edition of "60 Minutes'' broadcast its report based on documents it now says cannot be authenticated, officials atop the network and its news division had begun discussing a transition plan, a network executive said late last week. The options under consideration include having Mr. Rather step down sometime next spring, perhaps near the end of the prime-time season in May, giving his replacement the relatively low-profile summer months to find his or her bearings, said the executive, who requested anonymity out of fear of being fired at a time of turmoil at CBS News. But no date had been fixed. Although the networks' evening newscasts have seen their ratings and influence whittled away by the rise of 24-hour cable news channels and the availability of news on the Internet, the anchor chair remains one of the most prestigious posts in television journalism. The two most likely successors to Mr. Rather, at least as handicapped by the network's rank-and-file correspondents and producers, have long been considered to be John Roberts, the chief White House correspondent for CBS News, and Scott Pelley, a correspondent for the Wednesday edition of "60 Minutes.'' Neither is considered to have strong name recognition among viewers, and the network has not ruled out looking beyond its own news division. Now, however, whatever transition discussions were under way have been upended. Last week CBS commissioned two outsiders to investigate the journalistic breakdowns that resulted in the broadcast not only of the flawed report but of Mr. Rather's early, emphatic assurances that the documents were authentic, despite mounting evidence to the contrary. Depending on how damaging the final report is to Mr. Rather, it could hasten his departure - or it could extend his stay at the anchor desk, particularly if the network decides that it cannot make a move until the controversy over the guard report has sufficiently cooled. "Just dealing with this,'' the CBS executive said of the investigation and its fallout, "takes priority for the next one, two, three months.'' The final decision on Mr. Rather's future is expected to rest with two people: Andrew Heyward, the president of CBS News, and Leslie Moonves, the chairman of CBS and the co-president and co-chief operating officer of Viacom, the network's parent company. In an interview on Friday, Mr. Heyward declined to answer questions about the most recent conversations surrounding any transfer of the anchor post, other than to say that "there is no timetable in place.'' "We have always said that there would be an orderly transition at an appropriate time,'' Mr. Heyward said, "and any discussions we have had are part of that process.'' A spokeswoman for Mr. Rather, Kim Akhtar, said yesterday that she would refer any questions about his future to Mr. Heyward. The question of what to do about Mr. Rather - whose broadcast has languished in third place, behind NBC and ABC, for nearly a decade - began to take on greater urgency in recent months, as NBC has prepared to pass the baton of its nightly newscast from Tom Brokaw to Brian Williams. That generational change, which NBC announced more than two years ago and which represents the first shuffling of network anchor chairs in two decades, will happen in December. The installation of Mr. Williams, 45, a former White House correspondent perhaps best known for anchoring newscasts on NBC's cable networks, is expected to touch off a period of anchor-shopping among viewers. The audience for all three network newscasts has declined precipitously over the past decade, from an average of 36.3 million viewers between September 1993 and September 1994 to an average of 26.3 million during the same period in 2003 and 2004. But the broadcasts remain important to their respective networks - not only as marquee showcases for their news divisions but also as profit centers. "The CBS Evening News'' has drawn an average of 7.4 million viewers over the last 12 months, according to Nielsen Media Research. That is significantly more than even the highest-rated cable channel, Fox News, but less than top-rated NBC's 9.8 million viewers. All three network newscasts are estimated to bring in $100 million or more in annual advertising revenue. At CBS's affiliate stations, as well as at those of NBC and ABC, the nightly newscasts also serve as a gateway to evening programming. Bob Lee, chairman of an association of CBS affiliates and president and general manager of WDBJ-TV in Roanoke, Va., said that the network's reluctance to broach the transition issue had caused friction with some station owners. "It's such a sensitive matter, and it just isn't discussed with the affiliates,'' he said. "We are in the dark.'' "When all is said and done, it's a business,'' Mr. Lee said. "In any organization, in any business in which the leadership is aging or the star players are aging, it's irresponsible not to do some planning for the future, as to what to do.'' (The New York Times Company owns four CBS affiliates.) At 72, Mr. Rather is eight years older than his predecessor, Walter Cronkite, when he stepped down, and eight years older than Mr. Brokaw is now. Mr. Roberts and Mr. Pelley, by contrast, are both 47. But for all of the negative attention Mr. Rather draws as a lightning rod for conservative ire - especially evident in the last few weeks, as he backpedaled on a story damaging to a sitting Republican president - his most likely successors remain relatively unknown. Mr. Roberts, who was born in Toronto, first worked as a radio news reporter in Ontario before moving to a local Toronto television station as an anchor and correspondent. In the mid-1980's, he signed on as one of the original hosts of a new video music channel, MuchMusic. He later served as a co-anchor of "Canada A.M.,'' the morning newscast on CTV, before joining CBS News in 1992 as anchor of "The CBS Morning News." He has been the anchor of the Sunday edition of the evening news since March 1995 and chief White House correspondent since August 1999. Mr. Pelley began his journalism career at 15, as a copy boy at The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal in Texas. After 11 years as a reporter and producer at television stations in Lubbock and Dallas, he joined CBS in 1989 as a correspondent and was largely based in Dallas. Like Mr. Roberts, he also served as CBS's chief White House correspondent, before being named a correspondent for "60 Minutes II,'' as it was then known, in June 1999. Under the terms of Mr. Rather's most recent contract, which expires at the end of 2006, he serves as anchor of the evening news at the network's pleasure. Mr. Heyward said in an interview last year that whether as anchor or not, Mr. Rather was "going to be at CBS News for many years to come,'' most likely in some capacity at "60 Minutes.'' In an interview last fall, Mr. Rather said he intended to serve as anchor only as long as Mr. Heyward believed he should - but that he still considered himself amply qualified for a job that he obviously loves. "Recognizing I can't be totally objective about it, I say to myself, 'I think I can do the job as good as anybody and maybe better than most,' '' he said. One longtime colleague of Mr. Rather's said that a date of great meaning to Mr. Rather had long been March 2006, when he would celebrate his 25th anniversary in the anchor chair. The colleague suggested that that date had taken on more significance during the fallout of the last few weeks. "If I'm him, I want to hang on so I can try to put it back together,'' the colleague said. "He is so, by nature, a fighter. He's a dog with a bone. I just don't see him letting go. He's too proud of what he's accomplished as a journalist.''
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09-27-2004, 13:33:15: I have this hemmorid and it's really painfull. I can hardly move with out burning pain... I had one a few weeks ago, but I poped it. The most gross puss came out. It ran down my leg and got into my shoe. It was really really sickening. In fact, it make me blow chow all over my bosses desk when I went in to tell him about it. he ended up barfing too. Before too long, the entire office was projectile vomiting all over the place. If I wasn't in so much pain, it would have been funny as hell. We are looking for a new office now.
09-27-2004, 14:00:01: NEW YORK - Congressional investigators examining "a semitrailer truck load" of subpoenaed documents are trying to determine whether lax monitoring at a French bank that held more than $60 billion for the U.N. oil-for-food program facilitated illicit business deals by the former Iraqi government, officials told The Associated Press. Although BNP Paribas isn't the target of the probe involving companies and individuals in 50 countries, the documents could provide a road map to alleged corruption at the United Nations (news - web sites) and by politicians from France, Russia, Britain, Indonesia and Persian Gulf states who have been implicated. The three congressional panels that subpoenaed BNP Paribas documents are looking into whether the bank met minimum standards that require financial institutions to identify customers, partly to prevent money laundering. The committees are among at least five in Congress investigating allegations of U.N. corruption and reports that Iraqis skimmed billions of dollars in kickbacks through deals administered by the United Nations. Investigators also are pressing for information from the Federal Reserve (news - web sites) Bank of New York, which is responsible for regulating foreign banks operating in the United States. "From our perspective this is a scandal of overwhelming proportions. There are so many pieces. We want to follow the money wherever it leads," said Sen. Norm Coleman (news, bio, voting record), R-Minn., chairman of the Senate Government Affairs Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations. The United Nations' largest humanitarian aid program from 1996 to 2003, when it ended, oil-for-food was designed to allow the former Iraqi government to sell limited amounts of oil in exchange for humanitarian goods as an exemption from sanctions in place since 1991. The BNP bank, which held the escrow account through which all of the U.N. program's oil money flowed, maintains investigators sought its documents as evidence targeting other companies and individuals. But several congressional panels say the bank also is under scrutiny. "The subpoena for BNP Paribas stems from concerns expressed about the bank's compliance with existing 'know your customer' rules and similar laws enacted as part of the Patriot Act," said a spokesman for Rep. Henry Hyde (news, bio, voting record), R-Ill., who chairs the House International Relations Committee. The spokesman, Sam Stratman, said that BNP, which has offices in New York, was being cooperative and that the investigation had not yet drawn any conclusions. U.S. "know your customer" rules require banks to collect information about their clients' businesses with an eye toward detecting illegal activities such as money laundering. The USA Patriot act strengthened the regulations in 2001 after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. Coleman's panel is investigating similar questions and allegations the bank may have overcharged the United Nations for its services. Coleman said BNP is "not our primary target," however, and the bank is cooperating. Coleman and others stressed the probes are at an early stage. In a statement, the bank said, "BNP Paribas is fully cooperating with all inquiries. We are not the target of any investigation." Rep. Chris Shays, R-Conn., who chairs the House Government Affairs committee, has set new hearings for Oct. 5. The panel hopes to hear testimony from BNP and two European contractors facing allegations in the scandal, Swiss-based Cotecna Inspection SA, and Saybolt International BV of the Netherlands. Hyde's committee also plans fresh hearings in the near future, a spokesman said. Cotecna, a company which once employed U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan (news - web sites)'s son Kojo, in 1998 began monitoring goods entering Iraq (news - web sites) to make sure they matched a U.N.-approved list. Saybolt was brought in to monitor oil exports. Congressional investigators told AP they have subpoenaed internal documents from the two companies, which are cooperating. The large number of documents delivered by the French bank in addition to other subpoenaed records amount to "a semitrailer truck load," a congressional investigator said. An internal U.N. probe being led by former Fed Chairman Paul Volcker has maintained exclusive access to many U.N. documents, however. Last week, a congressional delegation returning from a trip to Baghdad called for more U.N. cooperation. The delegation said they had viewed large numbers of documents which the interim Iraqi government has secured and is storing for its own investigation. "There is substantial evidence" of corruption, said Rep. Joe Barton (news, bio, voting record), R-Texas, who is leading one of the investigations at the House Energy and Commerce Committee. An April report by the General Accounting Office (news - web sites), now called the Government Accountability Office, estimated that the Iraqi government skimmed $4.4 billion dollars through the kickbacks and an additional $5.7 billion through oil smuggling. The oil-for-food program began in 1996 amid concerns that U.N. sanctions put in place in 1991 after the first Gulf War (news - web sites) had led to widespread malnutrition among Iraq's 27 million people. The program is credited with nearly doubling the Iraqi population's annual food intake. The world body, in consultation with the Iraqi government, named BNP to hold the sole escrow account. During the program, over $60 billion passed through the account. The program ended after the U.S. invasion of Iraq and the ousting of President Saddam Hussein (news - web sites). In January, the Iraqi daily Al-Mada newspaper published a secret list purportedly from the former Iraqi government of 270 companies and individuals from over 50 countries who received vouchers for oil by the former Iraqi government. The report led to allegations the former Iraqi government had used the vouchers as bribes. The list included prominent politicians from France, Russia, Britain, Indonesia and Gulf states as well as the executive director of the oil-for-food program, Benon Sevan, who has denied receiving vouchers. Critics have also alleged that the Iraqi government, which had the authority under the program to approve deals to sell oil and to import humanitarian goods with the proceeds, manipulated prices to afford kickbacks from those awarded contracts. U.N. officials have admitted, for instance, that there is evidence the Iraqi government underpriced its oil on the understanding that its customers would kick back the premium.
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09-28-2004, 13:40:28: When I was in grade school, we were waiting for immunization shots in the hall outside of the gym. I was standing there minding my own business and the kid behind me projectile vomits over my shoulder. Since he had just had grape suice, it was purple. Just imagine. Suddenly, you see purple oatmeal like vomit shooting over your shoulder. Of course, we were standing so close that it hit the kid in front of me. He was not really happy as you can imagine, but after he settled down the smell started to get to him. Sure enough, he starts barfing. His was more like the regular oatmeal colored barf. So I'm standing there between two barfing kids trying to fight the nausea. I was able too, but several of the other kids in line were not so lucky. So, the hall turned into a barf-o-rama. This is a true story from the Mill Street School in Naperville Illinois. I hope you enjoyed listening to this story. Next week, I'll tell you more fun body function stories. Perhaps even the story about the kid in second grade shitting in his pants and refusing to get out of the bathroom stall. Take care.
09-28-2004, 14:20:49: Elston was holding baby Cordelia when he saw the maggot in her left nostril. It was a creamy yellow, almost filling the aperture. Startled, he almost dropped the baby. Then he realized that what looked like a maggot was just a swollen bullet of snot. Perhaps he could trap its leading edge with his fingernail and hoick it out. As if sensing his thoughts, the maggot - and, with horror, he realized that, yes, it was a maggot - retreated into the depths of the nostril. He felt nauseated. The tiles of the floor were very distant, and their patterns were starting to slide sideways. Then the baby's head belched open to reveal the seething empire of maggots within, and the stench roared around him, and his hands slid open. That was the moment at which his wife returned, just in time to see the baby's skull hit the tiles of the floor with a sickening crack. And now the voice was asking Elston the question, again. He thought he'd already answered it, but apparently not. "How do you plead?" "Not guilty."
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10-04-2004, 14:06:02: I am a nurse, working in labor and delivery. As such, I see lots of poo -- so it takes a really remarkable poo to touch the heart of this tough old bird. The event I am describing actually happened, and remains a story told 'round the nurses station late at night, in revered tones. 'Twas a dark and stormy night in our busy high risk Labor and Delivery unit. We received a call that we were getting a girl in who was only 28 weeks pregnant, with severe abdominal pain. Oddly, the transferring hospital described being "unable" to examine her cervix. "Something" was blocking the entrance to her vagina. This piqued our interest somewhat... this admission might be fun and interesting. So when she rolled in, I was the first to jump up and claim her as my patient. (I was bored.) This poor girl was about seventeen, and in obvious pain, clutching her stomach and rolling around on the bed. I summoned the resident OB, and several of the nurses jumped in to help me, as we were concerned she might be close to delivering a precariously preterm infant. The OB arrived and, after asking some initial questions, pulled on a glove and tried to examine the poor girl. An odd look came over his face. "What IS this?" The entrance to her vagina was, as described by the other hospital, completely blocked. He felt around a little more. "When was your last BM?" he asked the patient. She replied that she had had a movement the day before. I was getting more and more thrilled with this admission. This was certainly different -- and in OB, different is FUN. Turns out that, after some digging around in there, our OB doc couldn't get to her cervix to determine if she was in preterm labor either. There was a blockage of HUGE proportions filling her entire vagina, and the consistency was that of a brick. So... a rectal exploration was undertaken, and soon the reason became clear. Her entire rectum was filled to capacity by an enormous poo ball. Words cannot convey how big this poo ball was estimated to be. It was so big that it filled the entire rectum and bulged so far against the neighboring vaginal wall that it was as if there was a cannon ball in there, making a vaginal examination impossible. Therefore, we were at a loss as to how to proceed. Was the girl in pain simply from an enormous stool impaction? Or was she actually in premature labor, about to deliver but with this huge basketball of poo blocking the infant's way out? There was no way to tell, without clearing the rectum of stool. The OB doc made a few delicate rectal forays, each time breaking off a small chunk of poo. It was soon apparent that this would take all night. Plus, digging poo out of someone's butt is not high on the list of desirable, life saving activities that doctors like to run around doing. So it fell to me to give this poor, unfortunate girl an enema. The new game plan was to clear out her colon so we could try to determine how far her cervix was dilated. Very tricky and controversial, because enemas can actually CAUSE premature labor. But there was felt to be no other way to determine what the hell was going on. (Background--enemas really aren't given in L&D anymore, and I was one of the few old timers who had actually GIVEN one before.) While we were waiting for an enema bag, reminiscent of the "old days," I gathered the younger nurses round the desk and described tales of days gone by, when EVERYONE got enemas, and the amusing things that often happened after them. Ahhh, the good ol' days... So the enema bag eventually arrived, and I showed everyone how to mix the soap and warm water. I triumphantly carried my prize into my vict... er, patient's room. The girl was pretty out of it with pain, and I don't remember her objecting a lot. I also don't remember it being very hard to get the tube in, surprisingly. I figured with a resident pooball of that caliber, it would be a lot harder. The tube goes in pretty far, and I let the solution flow. The girl starts screaming "STOP, STOP" after just a few ounces had gone in. I, being a legendary enema giver of yore, was not swayed from my course. I held the tube in and kept the flow going. When almost a liter had gone in, I removed the tube and admonished the young girl to "hold it" as long as possible. She immediately made a move to leap out of the bed towards the bathroom. Hah! An amateurish trick! I blocked her effectively and made her lay on the bed for about twenty minutes. When the time was up, I let her go, reminding her not to flush so I could see how much came out. This was where I misjudged the whole situation. I gave her about twenty minutes or so to do her business, and came in to find her pale and crying, sitting on the bed. She was pointing at the bathroom, speechless. At this point, I grew alarmed that maybe she had delivered in the toilet or something, so I burst in to gaze at a sight few have ever seen in their lives! There was, literally, a HUGE brown "baby" in the toilet. I was absolutely awe-struck by the sight of it, sitting sedately in the bowl. It had to be a five-pounder, I reckoned! Not an ounce less, of that I was certain -- and I know poo. It was roughly the size and thickness of a man's lower leg... and even THAT doesn't do it justice. After a few minutes of staring at the beast, I gave a tentative flush. (I am not sure why, even to this day, that I did that. Instinct, I guess.) The powerful hospital-toilet flush DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ROCK in the water -- that's how big it was. Jesus Christ, save us! I crossed myself and came out to look incredulously at the girl (who weighed about 120 pounds herself). Mentally I took a moment to imagine just HOW the thing had come out of her petite self, and God almighty, how BAD it must have hurt! She didn't make a peep that I heard. I pushed her down on the bed and looked at her butt-hole. It was bleeding just a bit, but no gaping tear as I imagined, thank God. She was shaken, but beginning to recover. All her abdominal pain from before was gone. I wheeled around and ran from the room. There were still a bunch of nurses and the OB doc at the desk. Like a demented person who believes she has just seen the second coming of Christ, I stuttered and stammered out a description of what I had witnessed. "Go in there," I hissed at the scoffers "Just go in the bathroom and LOOK at it." One of them (Karen, also an old timer) jumped at the chance. She barged in the room, making up an excuse about "needing to get something" out of the patients bathroom. "OH, MY GOD" she literally SCREAMED from the bathroom. The patient was mortified, but hey, this is scientific discovery going on is the way we looked at it. Karen emerged from the bathroom and ran out to the desk, much the way I had. Soon, a steady stream of doctors and nurses came into that girl's bathroom, all "to get something." Gasps, cries of disbelief, laughter, wails of horror, and a lot of taking of the Lord's name in vain issued from that bathroom over the next hour. Quickly we moved the girl to another room, so we could have time with our discovery without completely demoralizing and humiliating her anymore that we already had. (Incidentally, with the monster out of her rectum, it was determined that she was NOT in preterm labor. Her cervix was not dilated, and all the pain was presumably from the enormous impaction. She had evidently been just passing chunks of this for the past few weeks, best we could reckon, and that was why she said she had been having BMs.) Anyway, we got rid of her while we moved onto Phase Two: What To Do With The Poo. Everyone who saw it did the same thing I did: gave it a trial flush. It sat there like Buddha, stony-faced and unmoving. We thought of names for it, and everyone took turns guessing how much it weighed. Some brave souls put gloves on and poked at it, screaming with laughter and delight at its sheer massiveness. When our hilarity began to die down a bit, we decided to pull a prank on Maintenance. We called and nonchalantly told them that a "toilet was stopped up" in 312. Stifling hysterical laughter, we waited for them to show up to unstop it. Poor guy never knew what hit him, this Maintenance schmuck. He went in, whistling, armed only with a plunger, to the scene of the bathroom "birth." We heard the (by now familiar) "JESUS EFFING CHRIST" bellow from the bathroom, and we all collapsed to the floor, helpless with laughter, eyes streaming, practically peeing our pants. He RAN out of the room and (cursing us all the way) allowed how he wasn't gonna be responsible for THAT! Fun times for all, is all that I can say... Oh well, on to Phase Three: Disposal. After we had showed it to every single person we could think of, and had all the fun there was to be had with "our" poo, we had to think how to get rid of it. One of the nurses had the bright idea of chopping it up with a device we use to break ladies' water -- sort of like a long crochet hook. She bravely went in and started stabbing at it. This did not work well -- the hook part kept getting stuck in the poo and was difficult to get out. Plus, we could only break off bits, and that wasn't gonna get the job done. Perhaps drawn by news of the tremendous turd, or perhaps by our shouts of laughter, the nursing supervisor soon arrived to put a damper on our poo fun. She admonished us sternly to "grow up" and gazed down, unmoved, at the sight of the Rock of Gibraltar in the bowl. I have to hand it to her, this was professional composure at its finest. We were dispatched to get a biohazard bag. She put her arms in the bag, and plunged them into the bowl and wrestled the beast into the bag, which she then turned inside out and tied it into a knot, efficiently. By the looks of the thing in the bag, I revised my weight guesstimate up to six pounds, or possibly more. But, alas, we were never to know the true weight, as the bitch TOOK IT AWAY, lecturing us all the while on crap like professionalism and how disappointed she was in us. I like to imagine that she possibly took it home with her, and bronzed it or something and now displays it to her neighbors as a lawn ornament. Alas, I don't actually know what happened to it; still, this remains a tale that is told and retold in our unit during dark and stormy nights.
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10-07-2004, 09:22:30: I am a nurse, working in labor and delivery. As such, I see lots of poo -- so it takes a really remarkable poo to touch the heart of this tough old bird. The event I am describing actually happened, and remains a story told 'round the nurses station late at night, in revered tones. 'Twas a dark and stormy night in our busy high risk Labor and Delivery unit. We received a call that we were getting a girl in who was only 28 weeks pregnant, with severe abdominal pain. Oddly, the transferring hospital described being "unable" to examine her cervix. "Something" was blocking the entrance to her vagina. This piqued our interest somewhat... this admission might be fun and interesting. So when she rolled in, I was the first to jump up and claim her as my patient. (I was bored.) This poor girl was about seventeen, and in obvious pain, clutching her stomach and rolling around on the bed. I summoned the resident OB, and several of the nurses jumped in to help me, as we were concerned she might be close to delivering a precariously preterm infant. The OB arrived and, after asking some initial questions, pulled on a glove and tried to examine the poor girl. An odd look came over his face. "What IS this?" The entrance to her vagina was, as described by the other hospital, completely blocked. He felt around a little more. "When was your last BM?" he asked the patient. She replied that she had had a movement the day before. I was getting more and more thrilled with this admission. This was certainly different -- and in OB, different is FUN. Turns out that, after some digging around in there, our OB doc couldn't get to her cervix to determine if she was in preterm labor either. There was a blockage of HUGE proportions filling her entire vagina, and the consistency was that of a brick. So... a rectal exploration was undertaken, and soon the reason became clear. Her entire rectum was filled to capacity by an enormous poo ball. Words cannot convey how big this poo ball was estimated to be. It was so big that it filled the entire rectum and bulged so far against the neighboring vaginal wall that it was as if there was a cannon ball in there, making a vaginal examination impossible. Therefore, we were at a loss as to how to proceed. Was the girl in pain simply from an enormous stool impaction? Or was she actually in premature labor, about to deliver but with this huge basketball of poo blocking the infant's way out? There was no way to tell, without clearing the rectum of stool. The OB doc made a few delicate rectal forays, each time breaking off a small chunk of poo. It was soon apparent that this would take all night. Plus, digging poo out of someone's butt is not high on the list of desirable, life saving activities that doctors like to run around doing. So it fell to me to give this poor, unfortunate girl an enema. The new game plan was to clear out her colon so we could try to determine how far her cervix was dilated. Very tricky and controversial, because enemas can actually CAUSE premature labor. But there was felt to be no other way to determine what the hell was going on. (Background--enemas really aren't given in L&D anymore, and I was one of the few old timers who had actually GIVEN one before.) While we were waiting for an enema bag, reminiscent of the "old days," I gathered the younger nurses round the desk and described tales of days gone by, when EVERYONE got enemas, and the amusing things that often happened after them. Ahhh, the good ol' days... So the enema bag eventually arrived, and I showed everyone how to mix the soap and warm water. I triumphantly carried my prize into my vict... er, patient's room. The girl was pretty out of it with pain, and I don't remember her objecting a lot. I also don't remember it being very hard to get the tube in, surprisingly. I figured with a resident pooball of that caliber, it would be a lot harder. The tube goes in pretty far, and I let the solution flow. The girl starts screaming "STOP, STOP" after just a few ounces had gone in. I, being a legendary enema giver of yore, was not swayed from my course. I held the tube in and kept the flow going. When almost a liter had gone in, I removed the tube and admonished the young girl to "hold it" as long as possible. She immediately made a move to leap out of the bed towards the bathroom. Hah! An amateurish trick! I blocked her effectively and made her lay on the bed for about twenty minutes. When the time was up, I let her go, reminding her not to flush so I could see how much came out. This was where I misjudged the whole situation. I gave her about twenty minutes or so to do her business, and came in to find her pale and crying, sitting on the bed. She was pointing at the bathroom, speechless. At this point, I grew alarmed that maybe she had delivered in the toilet or something, so I burst in to gaze at a sight few have ever seen in their lives! There was, literally, a HUGE brown "baby" in the toilet. I was absolutely awe-struck by the sight of it, sitting sedately in the bowl. It had to be a five-pounder, I reckoned! Not an ounce less, of that I was certain -- and I know poo. It was roughly the size and thickness of a man's lower leg... and even THAT doesn't do it justice. After a few minutes of staring at the beast, I gave a tentative flush. (I am not sure why, even to this day, that I did that. Instinct, I guess.) The powerful hospital-toilet flush DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ROCK in the water -- that's how big it was. Jesus Christ, save us! I crossed myself and came out to look incredulously at the girl (who weighed about 120 pounds herself). Mentally I took a moment to imagine just HOW the thing had come out of her petite self, and God almighty, how BAD it must have hurt! She didn't make a peep that I heard. I pushed her down on the bed and looked at her butt-hole. It was bleeding just a bit, but no gaping tear as I imagined, thank God. She was shaken, but beginning to recover. All her abdominal pain from before was gone. I wheeled around and ran from the room. There were still a bunch of nurses and the OB doc at the desk. Like a demented person who believes she has just seen the second coming of Christ, I stuttered and stammered out a description of what I had witnessed. "Go in there," I hissed at the scoffers "Just go in the bathroom and LOOK at it." One of them (Karen, also an old timer) jumped at the chance. She barged in the room, making up an excuse about "needing to get something" out of the patients bathroom. "OH, MY GOD" she literally SCREAMED from the bathroom. The patient was mortified, but hey, this is scientific discovery going on is the way we looked at it. Karen emerged from the bathroom and ran out to the desk, much the way I had. Soon, a steady stream of doctors and nurses came into that girl's bathroom, all "to get something." Gasps, cries of disbelief, laughter, wails of horror, and a lot of taking of the Lord's name in vain issued from that bathroom over the next hour. Quickly we moved the girl to another room, so we could have time with our discovery without completely demoralizing and humiliating her anymore that we already had. (Incidentally, with the monster out of her rectum, it was determined that she was NOT in preterm labor. Her cervix was not dilated, and all the pain was presumably from the enormous impaction. She had evidently been just passing chunks of this for the past few weeks, best we could reckon, and that was why she said she had been having BMs.) Anyway, we got rid of her while we moved onto Phase Two: What To Do With The Poo. Everyone who saw it did the same thing I did: gave it a trial flush. It sat there like Buddha, stony-faced and unmoving. We thought of names for it, and everyone took turns guessing how much it weighed. Some brave souls put gloves on and poked at it, screaming with laughter and delight at its sheer massiveness. When our hilarity began to die down a bit, we decided to pull a prank on Maintenance. We called and nonchalantly told them that a "toilet was stopped up" in 312. Stifling hysterical laughter, we waited for them to show up to unstop it. Poor guy never knew what hit him, this Maintenance schmuck. He went in, whistling, armed only with a plunger, to the scene of the bathroom "birth." We heard the (by now familiar) "JESUS EFFING CHRIST" bellow from the bathroom, and we all collapsed to the floor, helpless with laughter, eyes streaming, practically peeing our pants. He RAN out of the room and (cursing us all the way) allowed how he wasn't gonna be responsible for THAT! Fun times for all, is all that I can say... Oh well, on to Phase Three: Disposal. After we had showed it to every single person we could think of, and had all the fun there was to be had with "our" poo, we had to think how to get rid of it. One of the nurses had the bright idea of chopping it up with a device we use to break ladies' water -- sort of like a long crochet hook. She bravely went in and started stabbing at it. This did not work well -- the hook part kept getting stuck in the poo and was difficult to get out. Plus, we could only break off bits, and that wasn't gonna get the job done. Perhaps drawn by news of the tremendous turd, or perhaps by our shouts of laughter, the nursing supervisor soon arrived to put a damper on our poo fun. She admonished us sternly to "grow up" and gazed down, unmoved, at the sight of the Rock of Gibraltar in the bowl. I have to hand it to her, this was professional composure at its finest. We were dispatched to get a biohazard bag. She put her arms in the bag, and plunged them into the bowl and wrestled the beast into the bag, which she then turned inside out and tied it into a knot, efficiently. By the looks of the thing in the bag, I revised my weight guesstimate up to six pounds, or possibly more. But, alas, we were never to know the true weight, as the bitch TOOK IT AWAY, lecturing us all the while on crap like professionalism and how disappointed she was in us. I like to imagine that she possibly took it home with her, and bronzed it or something and now displays it to her neighbors as a lawn ornament. Alas, I don't actually know what happened to it; still, this remains a tale that is told and retold in our unit during dark and stormy nights
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10-15-2004, 19:46:37: Angela is stupid.
10-15-2004, 19:47:45: the automatic talking machine is a great invention.
10-15-2004, 19:48:07: if you are an idiot
10-16-2004, 01:59:13: fuck you
10-16-2004, 07:05:09: I have some crack to sell does anyone like smoking crack
10-16-2004, 08:36:02: Hello
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10-16-2004, 13:08:29: Hello and thank you for calling josh renkens phone. my name is robojobo the answering machine
10-16-2004, 15:38:01: Hello
10-16-2004, 16:43:09: hi
10-16-2004, 18:13:49: Hey Baby,
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10-17-2004, 02:06:17: my name is bob
10-17-2004, 06:25:57: bum hole
10-17-2004, 11:31:08: hello
10-17-2004, 14:01:29: 1
10-17-2004, 14:01:47: One
10-17-2004, 14:03:22: Fuck you
10-17-2004, 16:41:53: AND
10-17-2004, 17:26:58: Nokia Japan public relations section manager Nagata new child It needs. Dear Now, I am increasingly delighted with your health and prosperity. Thank you very much for giving me X and exceptional backing whole our company. this time -- the lecture in "WPC Forum 2004" -- attaching -- Matti Naskali -- connection window [ like ] you take charge -- obtaining -- thank you very much therefore, since I send the last guidance about a lecture, please confirm the method of ܂ -- thank you for your consideration It is a wish so that I may connect with following lecturer Lj, if there is an unknown point etc. I say. Sincerely yours [Reference]
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10-17-2004, 17:34:37: hi
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10-18-2004, 02:17:24: so do i get to here this outload.
10-18-2004, 06:04:23: Suck my kok
10-18-2004, 06:38:32: i'm a cool dude.
10-18-2004, 08:38:32: sarah thank you for doing it
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10-18-2004, 11:08:02: farfellotto
10-18-2004, 11:57:03: hey sexy
10-18-2004, 13:41:22: My God is a Good God
10-18-2004, 13:41:45: My God is a Good God
10-18-2004, 14:49:47: Le compostage
10-18-2004, 17:05:24: Hi, how are you?
10-18-2004, 17:29:55: Hello. May I speak to Holly Winter.
10-18-2004, 19:19:11: nigger
10-18-2004, 19:19:21: nigger
10-19-2004, 00:32:34: marley is a cunt
10-19-2004, 00:33:04: marley is a cunt
10-19-2004, 00:36:30:
10-19-2004, 02:45:04: Stop banging on the floor before I strt banging on your head you idiot.
10-19-2004, 06:44:41: i am a wang
10-19-2004, 06:46:40: Fuck you Taylor
10-19-2004, 06:47:25: Fock you Taylor
10-19-2004, 08:28:33: hey m8
10-19-2004, 12:52:40: We aint got no fuckin band randy, go practice you tunin sumbitch
10-19-2004, 14:28:53: Hey! How are you
10-19-2004, 15:33:10: hey folks!
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10-19-2004, 15:33:50: this thing isn't working
10-19-2004, 15:34:33: this thing is NOT working
10-19-2004, 15:49:55: how did you feel as you read this story?
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10-19-2004, 17:39:35: anyoung ha se yoo,
10-19-2004, 20:33:28: Poop smells really bad.
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10-20-2004, 07:36:15: cze
10-20-2004, 10:09:00: hello
10-20-2004, 11:50:39:
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10-20-2004, 13:47:07: hello my name is jack form cingular
10-20-2004, 21:14:29: hello
10-20-2004, 21:15:19: how can i hear my computer talk whatever i type
10-21-2004, 06:34:18: hi
10-21-2004, 06:35:18: HI my name is alex
10-21-2004, 07:14:36: im a fucking cheese dick! what can i do about it?
10-21-2004, 07:15:01: hello
10-21-2004, 08:27:07: tit
10-21-2004, 08:59:56: Levi Is sitting next to me
10-21-2004, 09:10:57: helloh
10-21-2004, 09:14:02: If there is one taboo in campaign mud fights, it's girl-on-girl slaps. Wives and children are off-limits, especially to each other. Tipper and Hillary kept it together in public for all of those years, even through all the tensions. When Barbara Bush was asked what she thought of Geraldine Ferraro and said "it rhymes with witch," it was as if she'd peeled off her gloves on television and bared her unmanicured claws. "Catfight!" yelled the frat boy lurking in all of us. And now the moment is here again. Not in the prom-dressing-room whispers of Barbara Bush but from the bored chaperone voice of Teresa Heinz Kerry. "Well, you know, I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is good," Heinz Kerry said in a USA Today interview published Tuesday. "But I don't know that she's ever had a real job -- I mean, since she's been grown up." A real job? For one thing, no one says "real job" anymore. The correct term these days, and for the past 20 years, is "a job outside the home." For another, everyone knows that Laura Bush was a librarian and a teacher. Just yesterday she talked about it again for the millionth time in one of those standard first lady events honoring great history teachers. Never mind that she hasn't taught in nearly 30 years and that she quit as soon as her future husband proposed. Laura Bush will always be, in the public imagination, The Librarian. Even for Democrats, who like to fantasize that behind her smile lurks a curious, even progressive ally, their spy in the White House, reading with her Itty Bitty book light in bed late into the night. Plus Heinz Kerry has to know that everyone loves Laura Bush: women, men, Democrats, children. Her approval rating is just about her husband's plus Dick Cheney's, the highest of anyone in the administration. Within hours after the USA Today interview was highlighted on the Drudge Report yesterday, Heinz Kerry realized her mistake and apologized. "I had forgotten that Mrs. Bush had worked as a school teacher and librarian," she wrote in a statement, "and there couldn't be a more important job than teaching our children. As someone who has been both a full-time mom and full-time in workforce, I know we all have valuable experiences that shape who we are. I appreciate and honor Mrs. Bush's service to the country as first lady, and am sincerely sorry I had not remembered her important work in the past." But here Heinz Kerry just stepped into it deeper. Again, she was repeating that Laura Bush only had a job when she had a paying job, and not during all those years she was raising the twins, or supporting her husband, or being first lady, or all those other things one is not allowed to define as the opposite of job. And Bush adviser Karen Hughes, who famously left the White House to spend more time with her husband and son, picked up on that instantly. "Well, I think it's very nice that she apologized, but in some ways the apology almost made the comment worse because she seems to have forgotten that being a mother is a real job," Hughes said on CNN. "Again, I think her comment threw an inappropriate wedge between women who choose to work at home and women who choose to work outside the home. I think most women -- and most men -- would be offended by that because most women want to be able to choose to do what's right for them, whether it's to stay with their families and work at home or to work outside the home pursuing a career." Republicans have gotten sophisticated about feminism. Laura Bush does not stand up at "W Stands for Women" rallies and hand out her cookie recipes. She talks about how, in her husband's administration, "there are more women in senior positions than in any other presidential administration in history." She talks about how "across America, millions of women are raising families, working full time, going to college, starting their own businesses." If you are in the audience in your business suit, she's speaking to you. If you're pushing the stroller, she's speaking to you. She's not Jackie O, and she's not Hillary. She's just a reflection of you. So it's no surprise that yesterday she played the role of Melanie to Heinz Kerry's Scarlett. "Mrs. Bush knows that some days are more difficult than others when your husband is running for president," said her spokesman Gordon Johndroe, "and she has a lot of empathy for her."
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10-21-2004, 09:35:23: My hemorrhoid is back. They told me the ass hole transplant would take care of the problem, but it has not! I'm still pissing out of my asshole and dealing with a painful painful hemorrhoid. It's about the size of a walnut and a purplish color. I am thinking of popping it. What do you think? By the way, did you know that John Kerry has a plan to wipe out hemorrhoids? He said it's on his website, but I can't find it.
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10-21-2004, 09:44:13: Laura Bush said Thursday that Teresa Heinz Kerry didn't need to apologize for saying she couldn't remember whether the first lady had ever had "a real job." "She apologized but she didn't even really need to apologize," Mrs. Bush told reporters at a coffee shop before attending a rally for President Bush. "I know how tough it is and actually I know those trick questions." USA Today had asked Heinz Kerry, the wife of Democratic candidate John Kerry, if she would be different from Mrs. Bush as a first lady. "Well, you know, I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is good," Heinz Kerry said in the interview published Wednesday. "But I don't know that she's ever had a real job - I mean, since she's been grown up. So her experience and her validation comes from important things, but different things." Heinz Kerry later said she had forgotten that Mrs. Bush had worked as a teacher and librarian. "There couldn't be a more important job than teaching our children," she said in a statement. "As someone who has been both a full-time mom and full-time in work force, I know we all have valuable experiences that shape who we are. I appreciate and honor Mrs. Bush's service to the country as first lady and am sincerely sorry I had not remembered her important work in the past." Bush adviser Karen Hughes later criticized Heinz Kerry twice - first for remarks "indicative of an unfortunate mind-set that seeks to divide women based on who works at home and who works outside the home" and later for an apology she called "worse because she left out the very important real job of a mother."
10-21-2004, 09:47:04: What do I need to type to make a fart sound? Please call me a one eight hundred eat shit.
10-21-2004, 10:04:45: hi there
10-21-2004, 10:10:21: Hello Cora, How are you.
10-21-2004, 12:32:14: You are a fucking retard.
10-21-2004, 12:34:11: eat a bowl of shit
10-21-2004, 12:35:05: fuck
10-21-2004, 12:35:21: If my asshole was any more tore up, I'd look like goat see man!
10-21-2004, 12:35:34: fuck me in the fucking ass
10-21-2004, 12:38:13: Lick my asshole bioatch!
10-21-2004, 12:38:46: Tastes like burning
10-21-2004, 12:39:23: Hi sweetie, its me, John. I just wanted to say hi, and I want to tell you that i have a special night planned out for us tonight. See you then, hot stuff.
10-21-2004, 12:40:41: tayer is stupid
10-21-2004, 12:40:50: tayer is stupid
10-21-2004, 12:43:44: hey stud
10-21-2004, 12:44:38: all your base are belong to us!
10-21-2004, 12:44:45: nema Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, stupid shit... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim. Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim. Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim. Cuz I'm praying for rain and I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down.
10-21-2004, 12:44:59: do you really want to hurt me? do you really want to make me cry?
10-21-2004, 12:45:02: fuck my sweet ass
10-21-2004, 12:45:27: fuck me stupid
10-21-2004, 12:45:36: whats this virus that your site is trying to install on my computer you dumb motherfucker??
10-21-2004, 12:46:33: Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger.
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10-21-2004, 12:47:49: Who are you?
10-21-2004, 12:47:49: Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government's purposes are beneficient
10-21-2004, 12:48:01: my name is krista
10-21-2004, 12:48:54: I am stroking my dink
10-21-2004, 12:52:44: anal anal anal. anal love
10-21-2004, 12:57:35: What items have you stuck in your girlfriends pussy besides your tongue, finger, toe, dick or vibrator/dildo? Ladies...feel free to tell us how you have experimented on yourself.....
10-21-2004, 12:57:57: i had a friend who's guy shoved a lighter up there, took some effort getting it out again
10-21-2004, 12:58:11: my nose ............
10-21-2004, 12:59:53: this is a turn on
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10-21-2004, 13:06:21: Innerchild would like you to know i do not believe that your machine really says these words which are probably more than likely edited out.....if not enjoy shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat....Their are more but this is my homage to SPF and Blink 182 oh and VOTE Kerry
10-21-2004, 13:11:32: How do i know this is real?
10-21-2004, 13:13:47: bite me
10-21-2004, 13:14:05: eat shit
10-21-2004, 13:14:17: These People Rock Recycling Bin Tom Fickle Markdl123l Sorry mark forgot how you spell it.....Dmonix Chaorta all 4 of hims Eimovage Aaron5000 Ikki.....so many more...Stile Venom Megatron for his gay porn flames..... oh cant forget most of the Whores now with over 100 cant list them all... Well heres my love to you all...............
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10-21-2004, 13:25:37: SHOOT YOUR CUM ON MY BIG, ROUND TITS, YOU NAUGHTY BASTARD.
10-21-2004, 13:26:44: You expect me to be creative without being insulting? There's a reason British wit only elicits short chuckles after a two minute pause spent processing the verbal jab. You should be entertaining me. You should be working for my attention, not expecting me to pander to the eternal boredom that is your wage slavery. Could you be creative if your life didn't depend on it? I think not, I think you and your coworkers are damned being clones or one another, unable to generate anything remotely unique.
10-21-2004, 13:29:23: there is nothing wrong with your computer. big brother is not watching you. "Desperate Housewives" is on, go watch that and stay stupid. go to bed, America, your government knows what it's doing and you need not worry.
10-21-2004, 13:30:36: I hope you get AIDS.
10-21-2004, 13:32:10: you there?
10-21-2004, 13:32:31: huh?
10-21-2004, 13:32:58: you there?
10-21-2004, 13:34:49: that naked bitch is not going to buy shit from you.
10-21-2004, 13:37:58: asd
10-21-2004, 13:38:05: This is old
10-21-2004, 13:39:23: i sat down at the table looking at the questionable meal lois had prepared for me. it looked bland and cold. i had always loved her cooking, but, as her looks have declined with age, so has the quality of her cooking. her once bright and exuberant eyes had now grown dull and listless with the fatigue of a dreary life. she no longer satisfied me anymore. that's why i turned to you, rob. i need you. i want you. please rob. you're my last hope
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10-21-2004, 13:41:30: britney spears' vagina used to look like an unopened rose. now im fairly sure it looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise
10-21-2004, 13:50:10: Hey........what's going on?
10-21-2004, 13:51:13: hey
10-21-2004, 13:55:25: JUICE BY SARA. JUICE BY SARA. WOAH. SARA GOT JUICE.
10-21-2004, 14:19:24: That Video you sent to me of you masturbating into your boss's hair was fabulous
10-21-2004, 14:25:06: Help me obiwan kinobi you're our only hope.
10-21-2004, 14:27:23: Stick your warm cock in my ass
10-21-2004, 14:43:39: i sofa king we todd did
10-21-2004, 15:17:52: This is the Lord. I want you to build me an Ark.
10-21-2004, 15:30:37: talk in type
10-21-2004, 15:31:00: Hi!
10-21-2004, 15:31:58: talk in type
10-21-2004, 15:32:06: talk in type
10-21-2004, 17:28:36: Im very lonely.
10-21-2004, 17:47:44: hello, welcome to derricks preasentation on rennaissance art. i will be your guide mona.
10-21-2004, 18:22:45: hello julie i want to kill you and stab you. and chop off one of your boobs and feed it to my dog.
10-21-2004, 18:24:03: hello
10-21-2004, 18:26:25: hey
10-21-2004, 18:26:39: hi
10-21-2004, 18:27:01: hi baby
10-22-2004, 00:37:00: Conversion, software version 7.0, Looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub, Eating seeds as a past time activity, The toxicity of our city, of our city, New, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder, disorder, Now, somewhere between the sacred silence, Sacred silence and sleep, Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep, Disorder, disorder, disorder. More wood for their fires, loud neighbors, Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck, Eating seeds as a past time activity, The toxicity of our city, of our city, New, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder, disorder, Now, somewhere between the sacred silence, Sacred silence and sleep, Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep, Disorder, disorder, disorder. New, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder, disorder, Now, somewhere between the sacred silence, Sacred silence and sleep, Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep, Disorder, disorder, disorder.
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10-22-2004, 05:38:22: penis
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10-22-2004, 10:32:38: Fuck you
10-22-2004, 10:33:00: laura is a lesbian
10-22-2004, 15:42:22: hi
10-22-2004, 15:42:41: hi ur hot
10-22-2004, 19:34:35: posted this on the board a long time ago. It is something my sister-in-law told on herself at a family get together. She is a business woman, and often travels for her job. It was early evening and she was driving back from one of her numerous business trips. The road she was on is a lonely stretch of highway, with little or no place to stop, for quite a ways. But, at any rate, she is one of those women who detest using public toilets to the point that they will hold their pee, until they are nearly having an accident rather than use a public toilet, As for pooping forget it, she never did that in a public toilet. After all, she hadn't messed her panties since she was 4 years old. she could hold that. Well, the further she drove, the more obvious it became that she just might not be able to hold it after all. Then, she thought about "the farm". The farm is a 100 acre piece of property that her parents own. When my wife and I were first married, we put a trailer on the property to live in. No one lived there, but the plumbing worked and it had electric power for the pump, because the whole family used the place for cookouts and such. It was only 10 miles away. She took the turnoff, and drove recklessly along the two lane winding country road, having to fight to keep the poop in several times along the way. She knew she had probably already stained her white nylon panties, but she hadn't really shit in them yet. Then, she saw the turnoff, and applied the brakes hard enough to skid a little as she slowed for the turn. The driveway was a little muddy from the rain that had fallen earlier during the day, and she fishtailed the car as she went up the hill. She thought to herself, "well, I'll have to wash the car, but at least I won't have to wash a load of shit out of my panties and skirt. She drove around to the back door, because it was the only one her key fit. When she stopped the car and turned off the ignition, she had to wait a minute to fight off another wave of desperation. It passed and she got out and ran to the door. But, when she put her key in the lock, it didn't work. Unbeknownst to her, my father-in-law had just changed the lock because someone had broken in and the old lock was busted. Now, I'd like to say, that if it were me standing there, having to go that bad, I'd just have made it over to the edge of the woods. pulled my pants down squatted, and let it go. In truth, I'd just have shit in my pants miles back and kept going. But, going on the ground never even occurred to her. As she stood there, on the porch, trying so desperately to turn the key and let her in to the safety and security of a family toilet, she turned the key so hard that it broke off in the lock. Then as a final wave of desperation, and with it a severe cramp, she realized that the end was at hand, she could no longer hold back. Warm mushy shit just exploded into her panties in such a copious amount that her nylon panties couldn't contain it. It came out around her legs and through the thin nylon fabric of the panties. It went down her legs inside her pantyhose, and stained her slip. When she was finally finished, her panties were so loaded that they were sagging from the weight, and shit had spread all the way up the back and towards the front where it was all over her vagina too. She described walking like a toddler with a full diaper back to open the trunk of her car, to get out her suitcase and the tire iron. She broke the window on the door with the tire iron and reached inside to open it. She said she was a total mess by the time she goy inside to take a shower and change her clothes. She told us it was so bad that she even had shit on the inside of her skirt. She took that home to wash and put the panties, pantyhose and slip in a trash bag, which she threw in a dumpster just up the road when she left. When she finished telling this on herself (I had a hard on the whole time), I asked her "why didn't you just go on the ground?" She said, "I couldn't do that, I might get it on my shoes and get dirty or something." To which I replied, "and shitting in your panties didn't get you dirty or something?" She said nothing to that one. She is a bleach blond, but I often wonder if the blond roots might really go deeper than just the bleached part.
10-22-2004, 19:35:17: I pooped my pants
10-23-2004, 03:53:58: hi
10-23-2004, 05:41:53: hey, u hebt mooie borst (en ogen)!
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10-23-2004, 08:21:00: hi
10-23-2004, 08:24:53: I have a boston electric pencil sharpener
10-23-2004, 08:48:03: cat tat ta fish
10-23-2004, 11:04:35: hello who are you
10-23-2004, 12:16:31: It was a cold, bright day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Read it?
10-23-2004, 13:14:55: trade center
10-23-2004, 18:17:59: hello me
10-23-2004, 19:40:39: hello ben. how are you? because i'm great since you gave me the clap. ouch. it burns!!!
10-24-2004, 02:53:44: sergent raby is cool
10-24-2004, 04:14:24: hi my name is suraj
10-24-2004, 16:37:36: fuck you
10-24-2004, 16:38:22: greg
10-24-2004, 16:45:46: Hi, you have reached Tina, please leave a messege and i will get back to you as soon as i can, Thank you
10-24-2004, 16:46:44: Hi, you have reached Tina, please leave a messege and i will get back to you as soon as i can, Thank you
10-24-2004, 16:55:55: let's go red sox.
10-24-2004, 17:39:29: hi there
10-24-2004, 17:53:14: hello how are you
10-24-2004, 21:37:51: your a nigger
10-24-2004, 22:03:43: i want to suck your cock
10-25-2004, 16:31:49: Rock one oh one point nine
10-25-2004, 17:26:16: hello
10-26-2004, 01:27:33: Troubleshooting guide for traffic cone annoyances: 1. Is said traffic cone plugged in? No: Of course it is. They always are, just like Tammy Faye's eyelashes. Yes: Go to step 2. 2. Is the switch on? No: Aquire form qf10-19a v5.0 at regional highway dept.*, then safely flip switch. Yes: Go to step 3. 3. Move cone into tub/ by the bedside/ just inside the frontdoor. The third and final step should leave you with the feeling of "Boy that's annoying...way more than when it was in front of the fridge." You should then take time to reflect on why it was a problem in the first place and why it isn't out being usefull by saving lives and making people on motorbikes swerve all crazy-like all over the roads. Make a cozy for it and give it a nice name before releasing it back into the wild. Otherwise it will haunt the unborn kittens of your mind forever. Hope this helps. *You must require this form before turning on cone or face up to a $400.00 fine and 1-3 years in a Federal detention center. Yes, they will give you strange looks at the highway dept., but you must remember THEY are the crazy ones and jail time sucks.
10-26-2004, 01:28:27: sanjeevk@google.com
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10-26-2004, 03:48:28: i love you
10-26-2004, 03:49:45: hey was up
10-26-2004, 04:28:32: suck m poontang baby
10-26-2004, 04:29:17: poontang
10-26-2004, 04:45:53: hello
10-26-2004, 09:11:23: i hate you
10-26-2004, 12:01:29: where my bitches
10-26-2004, 12:31:40: Hi is this still active?
10-26-2004, 12:32:41: Can you reply?
10-26-2004, 12:37:21: hello you ole blow hard
10-26-2004, 12:53:00: hey
10-26-2004, 12:53:08: hey
10-26-2004, 12:54:52: Fuck me hard babycakes
10-26-2004, 14:13:14: hello! my cunt juice is leaking out my ass.
10-26-2004, 14:13:22: hello! my cunt juice is leaking out my ass.
10-26-2004, 14:13:31:
10-26-2004, 14:14:04: wow dude
10-26-2004, 14:54:08: bitMAX
10-26-2004, 17:24:18: HELLO
10-26-2004, 19:51:36: Gary
10-26-2004, 19:52:05: Gary Norcross
10-26-2004, 20:56:46: does this really work
10-26-2004, 21:17:08: yo
10-26-2004, 21:57:15: bread box
10-26-2004, 22:03:21: Calm down Ashley
10-26-2004, 22:18:16: Apparantly you are gay.
10-27-2004, 06:33:33: Marcus joined the chat
10-27-2004, 10:59:21: hello
10-27-2004, 16:00:30: hehehe
10-27-2004, 16:01:12: my balls really itch, can someone scratch them
10-27-2004, 16:06:45: hi
10-27-2004, 17:36:57: I was a fiend before I became a teen I melted microphone instead of cones of ice cream Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated 'Cause I grabbed the mic and try to say, ' Yes y'all!' They tried to take it, and say that I'm too small Cool, 'Cause I don't get upset I kick a hole in the speaker, pull the plug, then I jet Back to the lab ...without a mic to grab So then I add all the rhymes I had One after the other one, then I make another one To dis the opposite then ask if the brother's done I get a craving like I fiend for nicotine But I don't need a cigarette, know what I mean? I'm raging, ripping up the stage and Don't it sound amazing 'cause every rhyme is made and Thought of, Cuz it's sort of...an addiction, Magnatized by the mixing Vocals, vocabulary, your verses, you're stuck in The mic is a drano, volcanoes erupting, Rhymes overflowing, gradually growing Everything is written in the cold, so it can coin- cide, my thoughts to guide, 48 tracks to slide The invincible, microphone fiend Rakim Spread the word, 'cause I'm in E-F-F-E-C-T A smooth operator operating correctly, But back to the problem, I gotta habit, You can't solve it, silly rabbit The prescription is a hypertone that's thorough when I fiend for a microphone like herion Soon as the bass kicks, I need a fix Gimme a stage and a mic and a mix And I'll put you in a mood or is it a state of unawareness? Beware, it's the reanamator! A menace to a microphone, a lethal weapon An assasinator, if the people ain't stepping You see a part of me that you never seen When I'm fiending for a microphone, I'm the microphone fiend... (Verse 2:) After 12, I'm worse that a Gremlin Feed me Hip-hop and I start trembling The thrill of suspense is intense, your horrified But this ain't the cinemas of 'Tales From the Darkside', By any means neccesary, this is what has to be done Make way 'cause here I come.... My DJ cuts material.... Grand imperial. It's a must that I bust any mic you're hand to me, It's inherited, it's runs in the family I wrote the rhyme that broke the bull's back, If that don't slow 'em up, I carry a full pack. Now I don't want to have to let off, you should of kept off You didn't keep the stage warm, step off! Ladies and Gentleman, You're about to see A pasttime hobby about to be Take it to the maximum, I can't relax see, I'm Hype as a hyperchrondriac 'cause the rap be one- Hell of a antidote, something you can't smoke More than dope, you're trying to move away but you can't, you're broke More than cracked up, you should have backed up For those who act up need to be more than smacked up Any entertainer, I got a torture chamber One on one and I'm the remainder! So close your eyes and hold your breath, And I'm a hit'cha wit the blow of death Before you go, you'll remember you seen The fiend of a microphone, I'm the microphone fiend
10-27-2004, 18:47:05: hello
10-27-2004, 18:48:30: if i were to take off all my clothes would you watch?
10-27-2004, 20:12:19: hey
10-27-2004, 20:12:38: hey
10-27-2004, 23:12:59: Hey rob just saying hi from the hansens in hervey bay queensland by the way my brothers name is robert as well by for now ken hansen
10-28-2004, 00:14:36: hi
10-28-2004, 07:21:06: david is gay
10-28-2004, 16:18:57: Can I, suck your dick?
10-28-2004, 19:45:45: Hello todos os povos faladores portugese nesta placa. Eu decidi-me falar estas palavras em vez de datilograf-las de modo que fosse duro para algum as traduzir. Eu espero o este faa o sentido e eu espere que voc possa compreender o que eu estou dizendo. Se voc , para responder por favor com as palavras quentes e o co.
10-28-2004, 21:08:32: hi
10-29-2004, 02:20:43: willy
10-29-2004, 03:04:58: my name is hannah and i love ?
10-29-2004, 03:05:56: 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10-29-2004, 06:05:17: I like dressing up like an antelope
10-29-2004, 08:56:00: Suck my balls!
10-29-2004, 08:56:45: sorry, i thought this was going to speak to me not you!
10-29-2004, 09:32:52: Soon is daylight savings time. Remember to check the batteries in your smoke and carbon monoxide detectors.
10-29-2004, 11:30:24: Yes! Kerry is on the ropes and ready for the KO. My big surprise was learning all of my Black friends are voting for Bush! I was floored!Apparently, it's the gay marriage thing. It's going to be 60 - 40 for Bush! 4 more years!
10-29-2004, 11:35:29: My hemorrhoid is back. They told me the ass hole transplant would take care of the problem, but it has not! I'm still pissing out of my asshole and dealing with a painful painful hemorrhoid. It's about the size of a walnut and a purplish color. I am thinking of popping it. What do you think? By the way, did you know that John Kerry has a plan to wipe out hemorrhoids? He said it's on his website, but I can't find it.
10-29-2004, 11:39:22: Blaming Bush for your problems is misguided and a waste of time and energy. Ever hear of personal responsibility? If you're a Liberal, that phrase probably means nothing to you. You need to take responsibility for yourself. If you don't have a job - go get one. If you can't find one, learn how to do something else. If you lie awake at night worrying, maybe you should see a doctor. You say it is ME who needs to live in the real world? I do! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN LIFE!!!!!!!!! And if you do return to school, take an English class!
10-29-2004, 11:41:02: Isn't is great that you can still afford your internet connection? And shouldn't you be out looking for a job instead of wasting your time on a message board? Or are you just accepting more government handouts? Anyway, how is Bush personally responsible for you losing your job (maybe you're a screw-up) and not being able to keep up with your house payment. The latter is your own fault.
10-29-2004, 11:42:30: A Scottish township plans to mark Halloween by officially pardoning 81 people and their cats executed centuries ago for being witches. "There'll be no witches' hats, dress-ups or that sort of thing it will be a fairly solemn occasion," Adele Conn, spokeswoman for the baronial court that granted the pardons, said in a telephone interview Friday. Sunday's ceremony in Prestonpans will publicly declare pardons for 81 people executed in the 16th and 17th centuries. The pardons were granted under ancient feudal powers due to be abolished within weeks. More than 3,500 Scots, mainly women and children, and their cats were killed in witch hunts at a time of political intrigue and religious excess. Many were condemned on flimsy evidence, such as owning a black cat or brewing homemade remedies. Prestonpans has recorded one of the largest numbers of witch executions in all of Scotland, said Conn, spokeswoman for the Barons Courts of Prestoungrange & Dolphinstoun. She said Gordon Prestoungrange, the 14th baron, granted the pardons in the last session of his court, which is due to be abolished on Nov. 28. "'Most of those persons condemned for witchcraft within the jurisdiction of the Baron Courts of Prestoungrange and Dolphinstoun were convicted on the basis of spectral evidence that is to say, prosecuting witnesses declared that they felt the presence of evil sprits or heard spirit voices,'" the court said in its written findings. "Such spectral evidence is impossible to prove or to disprove; nor is it possible for the accused to cross-examine the spirit concerned. One is convicted upon the very making of such charges without any possibility of offering a defense." The court declared pardon to all those convicted, "as well as to the cats concerned." Conn said 15 local descendants of executed witches had been invited to attend the ceremony and an inaugural Witches' Remembrance Day, which will become an annual event in the township each Halloween. "It's too late to apologize, but it's a sort of symbolic recognition that these people were put to death for hysterical ignorance and paranoia," said historian Roy Pugh, who presented evidence to the court in support of the pardons. The last execution for witchcraft in Scotland was in 1727. Such cases were outlawed by the Witchcraft Act of 1735, which made it a crime only to pretend to be a witch.
10-29-2004, 11:44:52: I have this hemmorid and it's really painfull. I can hardly move with out burning pain... I had one a few weeks ago, but I poped it. The most gross puss came out. It ran down my leg and got into my shoe. It was really really sickening. In fact, it make me blow chow all over my bosses desk when I went in to tell him about it. he ended up barfing too. Before too long, the entire office was projectile vomiting all over the place. If I wasn't in so much pain, it would have been funny as hell. We are looking for a new office now. It reminded me of When I was in grade school, we were waiting for immunization shots in the hall outside of the gym. I was standing there minding my own business and the kid behind me projectile vomits over my shoulder. Since he had just had grape suice, it was purple. Just imagine. Suddenly, you see purple oatmeal like vomit shooting over your shoulder. Of course, we were standing so close that it hit the kid in front of me. He was not really happy as you can imagine, but after he settled down the smell started to get to him. Sure enough, he starts barfing. His was more like the regular oatmeal colored barf. So I'm standing there between two barfing kids trying to fight the nausea. I was able too, but several of the other kids in line were not so lucky. So, the hall turned into a barf-o-rama. This is a true story from the Mill Street School in Naperville Illinois. I hope you enjoyed listening to this story. Next week, I'll tell you more fun body function stories. Perhaps even the story about the kid in second grade shitting in his pants and refusing to get out of the bathroom stall. Take care.
10-29-2004, 15:50:19: ...hello?
10-29-2004, 15:51:14: Inuyasha is sooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!
10-29-2004, 15:53:00: Please say: HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10-29-2004, 17:53:20: hello people
10-29-2004, 19:06:35: hello robert
10-29-2004, 20:05:36: hello everyone
10-30-2004, 12:28:28: i how are you
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10-30-2004, 13:17:29: My name is Nabila
10-30-2004, 14:41:31: suck my balls
10-30-2004, 15:24:07: Hi everyone I am Mrs. Cataldo, welcome to the st. Johns Christmas Pagent tryouts
10-30-2004, 15:57:20: makram
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10-30-2004, 23:11:41: Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Children of all ages. welcome to cruel kevin's table of contents. enter individual web sites at your own risk. please enjoy your ad venture
10-31-2004, 03:28:04: hello
10-31-2004, 04:02:51: what a day
10-31-2004, 04:17:01: were not here to play games
10-31-2004, 17:57:40: whats up rob? i am a virus downloading into your computer right now isn't that great?
10-31-2004, 17:59:49: I love you
10-31-2004, 19:19:43: hello i hate you
10-31-2004, 22:15:33: swap
10-31-2004, 22:17:17: go
10-31-2004, 23:42:18: cache coherence and the mesi protocol
10-31-2004, 23:43:01: cache coherence and the mesi protocol
11-01-2004, 05:55:10: hey baby
11-01-2004, 05:55:27: hey baby
11-01-2004, 08:31:19: Look's like somebody has a bad case of the monday's!
11-01-2004, 08:47:43: I like microwave popcorn! yum! yum!
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11-01-2004, 08:48:59: Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!
11-01-2004, 18:07:48: fartknocker
11-01-2004, 19:06:40: I have a friend that has had his tongue removed because of cancer; I am interested in findinginformation on type to speech programs and machines. I have downloaded and used ReadPlease but wonder what is the most economicalway for him to be able to communicate in a verbal manner. Thanks, George in Florida
11-01-2004, 20:21:43: Greetings from Indiana!
11-02-2004, 00:50:11: nick
11-02-2004, 06:32:19: hello
11-02-2004, 06:32:43: hello
11-02-2004, 09:29:16: peter is the man
11-02-2004, 09:31:32: hello
11-02-2004, 09:31:47: hello how are you?
11-02-2004, 09:32:05: hello
11-02-2004, 09:32:23: fuckers
11-02-2004, 12:48:17: hello
11-02-2004, 15:20:22: hey, what the hell are you doing
11-03-2004, 05:50:52: i love lasagna
11-03-2004, 07:43:54: holle
11-03-2004, 13:41:02: hey
11-03-2004, 16:00:02: HEY any one here
11-03-2004, 16:02:11: ok u have to here what im saying. I know where u live and is outside yo office right now in the bilding right now can u bleiv it its yo x
11-03-2004, 17:23:29: hi
11-03-2004, 19:16:05: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthu's Court
11-03-2004, 23:04:37: hellp
11-04-2004, 06:47:34: Brandon Schmitt
11-04-2004, 06:49:07: Hellow,my name is luis and I speak whith you,do yu want?
11-04-2004, 08:16:38: kunert
11-04-2004, 08:16:56: fox
11-04-2004, 09:52:23: hey dude
11-04-2004, 10:24:12: hu how are you
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11-04-2004, 15:52:17: fuck you
11-04-2004, 16:06:49: hi
11-04-2004, 16:20:51: Wowzers... What the F word is going on around here these days... I need groceries... Flying squirrels suck on your peanuts! xD o_O
11-04-2004, 17:09:58: hi
11-05-2004, 05:55:44: eramai
11-05-2004, 08:05:00: fUCK PHIL
11-05-2004, 08:05:50: free sex in this cubicle
11-05-2004, 11:20:56: I am a very sick computer
11-05-2004, 11:21:31: I like it in the butt
11-05-2004, 11:21:49: I am the office whore
11-05-2004, 23:52:26: ur a fuckin freak!
11-06-2004, 20:23:18: boys!
11-07-2004, 09:40:27: hi
11-07-2004, 10:00:04: je suis
11-07-2004, 10:01:20:
11-07-2004, 10:01:45: bonjour
11-07-2004, 12:50:38: you are an ass
11-07-2004, 12:50:51: ASSHOLE
11-07-2004, 14:43:53: Chickens are people, too!
11-08-2004, 01:52:14: hello
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11-11-2004, 00:46:20: You fool! You ate my rose garden!
11-11-2004, 03:33:45: HOW CAN I HEAR WHAT IM SAYING
11-11-2004, 07:13:37: A short poem I wrote, if I may Differences It is the differences that make us strong It is the fear of differences that make us wrong Different opinions make us think Bringing us full circle to unities link Hear the opinions of others while standing in their shoes Finding that which you know multiplied anew Democrats/Republicans, Moslems/Jews will not meet Is this truly an impossible feat? Embrace your differences, but put hatred away And you will find arrival of mankind's greatest day Tom Steininger Copyright 2004
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11-19-2004, 03:37:55: Sean Coleman A Narrative Based on Something That Has Happened to You. Duck! Get down! Miles hollered to Andy, There are three in the bushes at two oclock! All three of us crawled along the mucky, mud-covered sludge that was the poor excuse for ground. Smells of which one can only describe as cruel and icky. Right, we have to split up and take them from either side. I ordered to Miles and Andy. Andy you take the left flank and Miles you take the right, I'll take the centre. On three give me cover fireonetwothreego go go! Whoosh! Zap! Bang! Piccow! Piccow! Paint was flying everywhere. My heart was throbbing and truck fulls of adrenaline were storming through my veins. Although it was about three degrees Celsius, my visor still clouded up inside; beads of sweat still ran down my face, into my eyes; burning my pupils from the sharp, acidic biochemicals in sweat. People were screeching furiously as the green and yellow pellets were smashing and colliding into them at two hundred feet per second! You would be lucky if you only got a bruise. The plastic shells of the paintballs can even slice open your skin if they hit at the precise speed and do not explode. I was ready to move now. I forced the tense muscles in my legs to contract; pulling my body forwards. I darted for the nearest tree and lay flat against it. Every fraction of my body was telling me to retreat but I had to keep going. The flag was in sight. I could see Miles and Andy behind trees to the side of me.
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01-19-2005, 06:34:39: Pro/ENGINEER Tutorial Lesson #9: Assembly Fundamentals Overview of this Lesson In this and the next lesson, we are going to look at how you can use Pro/E to create and modify an assembly of parts. You have already created two of the parts involved: the pulley and the support bracket. In this lesson, we will first create a number of other parts to include in the assembly. Then we will use Pro/E to combine the component parts into an assembly. When we are finished these lessons, we will have created the assembly shown here: Final Assembly An exploded view showing all the component parts is shown here: Exploded View We will intentionally create some of the parts with dimensions different from those required in the final assembly so that in the next lesson we can go over some of the part/assembly modification commands. Here are links to and brief descriptions of the three sections of this lesson: 1. Creating the Assembly Components o Pulley o Bracket o Axle o Base Plate o Bolt o Bushing o Washer 2. What are Assembly Constraints? o MATE o MATE OFFSET o ALIGN o ALIGN OFFSET o ORIENT o INSERT 3. Assembling the Components o Creating a Sub-Assembly o Creating the Main Assembly o Assigning Colours ________________________________________ Section 1: Creating the Assembly Components The Pulley As mentioned above, you should have created the pulley in Lesson #8. One thing we forgot to do then was add a keyway to the central hub of the pulley. Do that now: the keyway is 5mm wide and about 3mm deep. Create the keyway as a both sides cut off DTM1. The keyway should look like this Figure 1 The Axle Create this new part and call it axle. The part should look like this: Figure 2 Use the following dimensions (we will change some of these later when we are in assembly mode): Figure 3 The Base Plate Create a part called bplate according to the following dimensions: Figure 4 The Bolts We will need several bolts. These will all come from the same part file bolt containing only a single bolt that looks like this Figure 5 Note that the threads have been left off the bolt for simplicity here. The dimensions of the bolt are Figure 6 The Bushings We will need a couple of these too - call the part bushing. It is a simple protrusion and looks like this Figure 7 and has the following dimensions Figure 8 The Washers Our last component part is the washer. It has these dimensions Figure 9 When you start assembling these components in Section 3 of this lesson, make sure they are all in your start-up directory. ________________________________________ Section 2: Assembly Constraints Creating an assembly is actually a lot of fun and not too difficult. What we are going to do is to tell Pro/E how the various components fit together. To do this, we specify assembly constraints. The geometric relation between any two parts has six degrees of freedom: 3 translational and 3 rotational. In order to completely define the position of one part relative to another, we must constrain or provide values for all these degrees of freedom. Once we give Pro/E enough information it will be able to tell us when the part relation is fully constrained and we can place the part. There are a number of constraint types that we can specify. In this lesson, we will use six of them. The individual constraints are used with the surfaces, axes, and datum planes of the two parts. The constraints usually must be used in combinations in order to fully constrain all 6 degrees of freedom. Here are all the constraint types: MATE Two planar surfaces or datums become coplanar and face in opposite directions. When using datums, you must specify either the yellow or red side. This constrains 3 degrees of freedom. Can you think what they are? There are still 3 unconstrained degrees of freedom (what are they?). Figure 10 MATE OFFSET Two planar surfaces or datums are made parallel, with a specified offset, and face in opposite directions. The offset can be negative, and can be used in assembly relations to automatically change the distance between the surfaces. What degrees of freedom does this constraint fix? Which ones are still free? Figure 11 ALIGN This can be applied to planar surfaces datums, revolved surfaces and axes. Planar surfaces become coplanar and face in the same direction. How many degrees of freedom does this constrain? When aligning datum planes, you will have to specify which side (yellow or red) is to be aligned. Figure 12 When Align is used on revolved surfaces or axes, they become coaxial. How many degrees of freedom are constrained? Also, note that there are still two possible positions - you can force one or the other with the Orient constraint described below. Figure 14 ALIGN OFFSET This can be used only with planar surfaces: they become parallel with a specified offset and face the same direction. Figure 13 ORIENT Two planar surfaces or datums are made parallel and face the same direction (similar to Align Offset except without the specified offset distance). How many degrees of freedom does this constrain? Figure 15 INSERT This constraint can only be used with two surfaces of revolution in order to make them coaxial. How many degrees of freedom does this constrain? Figure 16 Assembly Design Issues Before beginning an assembly (or even when you are creating the parts), you should think about how you will be using these constraints to construct the assembly. Like designing the features of a part, the chosen assembly constraints should reflect the design intent. It is possible to create an assembly that fits together, but if the chosen constraints do not match the design intent, changes that may be required later could become very difficult. Pro/E does provide tools for dealing with this (the 3 R's), but you should really try to think it through and do it right the first time! This is a good time to mention that when you are placing a component into an assembly, it does not matter what order you use to add the placement constraints, since they are applied simultaneously. Pro/E will tell you when you have constrained the component sufficiently for it to be placed. Section 3: Assembling the Components Before you begin, make sure that the parts lbrack.prt and pulley.prt that you made in Lesson #8 are available in the start-up directory. Creating a Sub-Assembly We will start by assembling the L-bracket, a bushing, and a washer into a sub-assembly. This will save us some time, since two copies of this sub-assembly must be inserted into the final assembly. Once created, a sub-assembly is treated exactly the same way (in regards to subsequent placement constraints) as a single part. From the MAIN menu, select Mode Assembly Create [support] The title bar on the graphics window will show that you are in Assembly mode, and give the name of the assembly as support. In the ASSEMBLY menu, select Component Assemble At the prompt, enter ? to get a listing of all the parts available in the start-up directory. Select the part lbrack.prt. You can turn off the datum planes and spin center if you like, but leave the hole axes visible since we will use these as placement constraint references. Now we'll add the bushing. In the COMPONENT menu, select Assemble [?] and select the bushing.prt. Two new windows will open up. The bushing will appear in the COMPONENT window and a text window titled Component Placement will open. This window will list the various placement constraints as they are created for this component. Note that the component (ie. the bushing) is not fully constrained. In addition to the two windows, the COMP PLACE menu opens up, with the PLACE CONST options below it. Placing the component involves three steps: 1. Select the constraint type in the PLACE CONST menu. 2. In the component window, select the appropriate surface, datum, or axis for the constraint. 3. In the assembly window, select the matching surface, datum, or axis for the constraint. As you add constraints, keep your eye on the Component Placement window, and the bottom line in the message window. You will be told when you have provided enough constraints for the new component to be placed in the assembly. You have to be a bit careful here, since it will sometimes be possible to place the component without it being entirely constrained. We will see a couple of examples of this later. Remember that the order of placing the constraints does not matter. If it is difficult to select a surface (to be used for an assembly constraint) in the model's present orientation, either in the Assembly window or in the Component window, use View Alter View and click on the window in which you want to reorient the model. This can be done at any time while specifying a pair of placement constraints. For the bushing, we want to set the constraints shown in the figure below. Figure 17 The Insert constraint makes the outer surface of the bushing line up with the surface of the hole; the Align constraint keeps the face of the bushing even with the surface of the bracket. Before proceeding with applying these constraints, orient the bracket so that you will be able to easily pick on the appropriate entities. Select Insert and pick on the outer surface of the bushing. Read the bottom line in the message window. Pick on the inner surface of the large hole in the bracket. In the Component Placement window, you should see a new line entry for the constraint, and the message that the component status is "not fully constrained". The bushing can still slide along, and rotate around, its axis. Now select Align and pick on the flat face of the bushing. Then pick on the flat surface of the bracket. The message in the Component Placement window and at the bottom of the message window will inform you that the component can now be placed. This is also indicated by the command Show Placemnt becoming available in the COMP PLACE menu. Try it out! The placement will be indicated in yellow on the assembly as shown below: Figure 18 The bushing should be even with one side of the bracket and protrude slightly from the other (since it is a different thickness than the bracket). If you make a mistake in specifying the type or references of a placement constraint, here are how the other commands in the COMP PLACE menu can help you: Del Constrnt lets you select a constraint listed in the Component Placement window, and delete it RedoConstrnt lets you change the selected constraint with the three commands Type redefines the constraint type Assembly Ref redefines the reference in the assembly Comp Ref redefines the reference in the component being placed Next and Previous allow you to move through the list of constraints shown in the Component Placement window Show Refs shows you the reference features for the constraint hilighted in the Component Placement window Note that, although we have now constrained the bushing from sliding along its axis, it is still free to rotate. Since this is an axisymmetric part, this is not critical. If we really wanted to fully constrain it, we could use an Orient constraint and one of the bushing datum planes along with an appropriate surface (or datum plane) of the bracket. For now, we are happy with the bushing placement, so select Done Now we will place a washer on the outside of the bushing. Select Assemble [?] washer.prt Create the placement constraints shown in the following figure: Figure 19 These constraints are Align (washer and bushing axes) and Mate (washer and bushing faces). You may want to use Query Sel to make sure you pick the correct axes - the message window will tell you what feature has been highlighted when you pick on it. Again, the washer can be placed (select Show Placemnt) without it being fully constrained (it can still rotate about its axis). That is satisfactory for this component, so select Done We are finished creating this sub-assembly, so select Dbms Save and select the default name for the assembly (support.asm). Creating the Main Assembly Leave the sub-assembly window open, and create a new assembly: Mode Assembly Create [less9] Bring in the base plate: Component Assemble [?] bplate.prt Now bring in the sub-assembly: Assemble [?] support.asm Set up the placement constraints for the sub-assembly shown in the following figure: Figure 21 First, Mate the lower surface of the bracket with the upper surface of the base plate. Then Align the axis of one of the bolt holes in the bracket with the axis of the appropriate hole in the base plate. You should get the message that the component can be placed, so select Show Placemnt. You may see the following (this will depend on which holes you chose to align, and on how you oriented your parts when you created them): Figure 22 Hmmm... not exactly what we want. The bracket is not fully constrained yet, since it can still rotate around the hole. So, Align the other bolt hole axis in the bracket to the appropriate axis on the base. The sub-assembly is now fully constrained. Select Done Bring in another copy of the support sub-assembly using Assemble, and attach it to the base plate so that it faces the first one as shown below: Figure 23 Now assemble the axle using the following constraints: Figure 24 The Mate constraint is with the outer face of the washer. The Insert constraint could be with any of the inner surfaces of the bushings or washers on either support. The design intent will be best served if you pick an axis of a bushing. In either case, this constraint will allow the component to be placed, but it will still be able to rotate around its own axis. We'll add another constraint to prevent this: Orient the lower surface in the keyway and the upper surface of the base plate. Select Show Placemnt and you should see the following: Figure 25 If everything is OK, select Done. Otherwise, select Redo Constrnt and make the appropriate corrections. We can now bring in the pulley and attach it using the following constraints: Figure 26 Once again, the pulley could be placed with just the Insert and Mate constraints. But, we want to make sure the keyway lines up with the axle. The Orient constraint can be used with the bottom of the keyway, and the lower surface of the base plate. This is a somewhat awkward way of setting this constraint. A better way would be to orient the keyway with either a datum plane of the axle (since that would be fixed relative to the keyway on the axle), or a temporary datum ("make datum") going through the keyway itself. We'll leave those subtleties for another time! When the pulley is placed, it should look like this: Figure 27 Finally, bring in the four bolts to attach the bracket to the base plate. We'll bring these in one at a time for now - there are a number of advanced assembly commands that would allow you to create a pattern of bolts that would match a pattern of bolt holes. This would allow the assembly to automatically adjust, for example, if the pattern of bolt holes in the base plate was changed. To place a single bolt, the placement constraints are shown here: Figure 28 Place a bolt in each of the holes available. Now is a good time to save the assembly: Dbms Save Before we produce a shaded image, let's assign some different colours to the parts.... Assigning Colours We assign colours in two steps: first we have to define the colours we are going to use, then we apply the colours to the desired components. Select: View Cosmetic Colors Show A small window will open showing the only defined colour at this time, white. Let's define some more: Define The colour definition window will open like the figure shown below. The three sliders control the amount of Red, Green, and Blue in the colour being defined. The figure below shows the definition of the colour magenta. Our system lets us define 7 different colours. You move the sliders until you get the right mix of RGB for the new colour, then click on the colour sample near the top of the colour definition window to add that colour to the palette. Figure 29 Define the following colours: Red Green Blue Red 100 0 0 Yellow 100 100 0 Cyan 0 100 100 Blue 0 0 100 Magenta 100 0 100 Green 0 100 0 White 100 100 100 To apply colour to the axle, select: Set [click a colour in the palette] Sub-Assembly and click on the axle. Do the same for the pulley, the base plate, and the four bolts. When the total assembly is active, we can't individually colour the components in the sub-assembly support.asm - if we tried that now, they would all end up the same colour. We will have to have the sub-assembly in its own window. If it currently isn't in your session, bring it in with Mode Assembly Retrieve [?] support.asm or if it is already loaded, just select ChangeWindow and click on the window containing the sub-assembly. Now you can set the colours of the constituent components. Try something different here: View Cosmetic Colors Set [select a colour from the palette] Sub-Assembly Sel By Menu [select a listed part] Once you have set all the colours, save the support sub-assembly, and change back to the overall assembly window. Now you are ready for a shaded view. View Cosmetic Shade Display The assembly should look something like this: Figure 30 ________________________________________ You will note that the keyway extends beyond one of the support bushings. Also, the base plate is quite large. In the next lesson we will see how to modify an assembly and its component parts. This will involve creating assembly features (ie. specific to the assembly), as well as making changes to the parts themselves. It is also possible to create new parts while you are in assembly mode (we'll make the key this way, to make sure it fits in the assembly!). We'll also find out how to get an exploded view of the assembly, and set up an assembly drawing.
01-19-2005, 06:36:26: Pro/ENGINEER Tutorial Lesson #10: Assembly Operations Overview of this Lesson In this lesson, we will continue to work with the pulley assembly we created in Lesson #9. We will look at some Pro/E utilities to get information about an assembly (assembly tree, assembly references, assembly sequence). We will then see how to add features to the assembly, modify the parts used, and create a new part to fit with existing parts in the assembly. We will see how to get an exploded view, and modify it, and how to set up a drawing of the assembly. This seems like a lot, but there's actually not much involved here. Here are links to the sections of this lesson: 1. Assembly Information 2. Assembly Features 3. Assembly and Part Modifications 4. Part Creation in Assembly Mode 5. Exploding the Assembly 6. Assembly Drawings To get started, make sure all the part and assembly files you created in Lesson #9 are in your start-up directory. Then start Pro/E and load the assembly: Mode Assembly Retrieve [?] less9.asm Using the Environment command, shut off all the datums, axes, colours, and set no hidden. ________________________________________ Section 1: Assembly Information In this section we will look at some Pro/E commands to dig out information about the assembly. Start with Info Feature List and pick on the base plate to identify the assembly. This brings up a list very similar to the feature list of a single part. For an assembly, the list identifies all assembly feature and component numbers, the ID, the name, type, and regeneration status of everything in the assembly. To see how the assembly was put together (the regeneration sequence): Info Regen Info Beginning Continue and proceed through the regeneration sequence with Continue. Another way of looking at the logical structure of the assembly is with the assembly tree: Info Assy Tree Note how the individual components are organized in levels. We used two sub-assemblies - their component parts are on a lower level of the tree. To exit the assembly tree window, select File Exit. If you want to find out more information about how the assembly was put together, in particular the placement constraints: Info Comp Info Pick on the axle and follow the prompts and messages in the message window. This will show you all the placement constraints used to position the axle in the assembly. Try some other components as well. ________________________________________ Section 2: Assembly Features Creating Assembly Features An assembly feature is one that will reside only in the assembly. You can only create them when you are in assembly mode, and they will not be available to individual parts when you are in part mode. Like features in part mode, assembly features (like assembly components) will involve parent/child relations and can be edited, suppressed and resumed. We will create a simple assembly feature composed of a longitudinal cut through the entire assembly in order to show the interior detail. In the ASSEMBLY menu, select Feature Create Solid Cut Extrude | Solid | Done One Side | Done For the sketching plane, pick the right face of the base plate. For the Top sketching reference, pick the top face of the base plate. You should now be in Sketcher. Turn the datum planes back on, since we want to do an alignment. Sketch a single vertical line from the top of the pulley to the bottom of the base plate. Align this with a vertical datum plane, and align the ends with the edge of the pulley and the lower surface of the base plate. Regenerate your sketch and turn off the datum planes. Your sketch should look like this: Figure 1 Select the material removal side on the left of this sketched line, and select the depth as Thru All. A new menu opens up, called INTRSCT OPER. This menu allows you to select which components will be affected by the cut. For now, select the following: Add Model Auto Sel Confirm Done to let Pro/E intersect any part it comes across on the cut. The Preview button in the attributes window does not work quite the same way as it did in part mode - here all it shows is an outline of the cutting surface. Select OK in the attribute window. The assembly should look like this Figure 2 Turn the part colours back on (in the Environment command window), and shade the display: Figure 3 Note that the keyway in the axle is too long - extending past the edge of the pulley hub in both directions. We will fix this a little later. Suppressing/Resuming Assembly Features Assembly features and components can be suppressed and resumed in a similar way as we did with part features. As before, we will have to watch out for parent/child relations. If we try to suppress a parent, we will have to take some action to tell Pro/E what to do with the children. Since we want to do some modifications on the keyway in the axle, let's suppress all components in the assembly except the axle and the pulley. Select: Component Suppress Click on the left L-bracket. Because of a placement constraint, this component is parent to the two bolts. You can suppress them both with Suppress All Now click on the right L-bracket. This has four children: the two bolts, the axle, and the pulley. We do not want to suppress either the axle or the pulley, so Freeze them. The bolts can be suppressed. Finally, click on the base plate; freeze the axle (how come it is a child of the base plate?) and suppress the cut. You should now see the axle and pulley all by themselves: Figure 4 Notice the keyway extending past the edge of the pulley hub. In the next section, we will modify the dimension of the keyway and add some other assembly features. Before we do that, turn off the part colours. ________________________________________ Section 3: Assembly and Part Modifications Pro/E gives you considerable flexibility in making changes to the assembly. One thing you have to be careful about is exactly what you are modifying: individual part features and dimensions subassembly features and dimensions assembly features and dimensions An important thing to note is that with the first type of modification (dealing with individual parts) your changes will be made in the part file. Thus, these will show up if you bring up the part in Part or Drawing modes. If you make changes at the assembly level, even though these may change part geometry in the assembly, the changes are not reflected in the individual part files. This will become more clear after we try out some of the commands. Let's start with the first type of modification... Changing an Individual Part We need to shorten the keyway on the axle, and we want to make this a permanent change in the part (ie. reflected in the part file). From the ASSEMBLY menu, select Modify Mod Part and pick on the axle, then Confirm. In the MODIFY PART menu, select Modify Dim Value and pick on the keyway. The dimensions will show up something like this: Figure 5 Change the following dimensions (click on the old value and enter the new value): length of keyway (between curved ends) was 50, new value = 18 distance from shoulder was 12.5, new value = 20 radius of rounded end was R10, new value = R5 Then Regenerate the part. Spin the axle/pulley to verify that the keyway does not extend beyond the end of the pulley hub. To get another view of the new keyway, return to the ASSEMBLY menu, and select Component Resume All Done This will resume all the components. If you shade the display, it should look like this: Figure 6 To see what has happened to the part file, we will bring it in by itself by switching to Part mode: Mode Part Retrieve [?] axle.prt The axle should show up in a new window (read the title bar!). And, viola, the keyway has changed. If we also had a drawing of this part and brought it up in Drawing mode, we would find that it has also been updated. Leave the part by selecting Quit Window and clicking on the window containing just the axle. To make sure the assembly window is now active, select ChangeWindow and click on the window containing the assembly. While we are dealing with part modifications, change the dimensions of the base plate. Select Modify Mod Part [pick the base plate] Confirm Modify Dim and click on the base plate again. The current base plate dimensions are as shown below: Figure 7 Change the following dimensions: overall length was 300, new value = 200 half-length was 150, new value = 100 Don't forget to Regenerate the part. Since these changes were made to the part, they will also be reflected in the original part file. Adding an Assembly Feature We can also make changes to individual parts at the assembly level. Unlike the ones we did above, these changes will not be reflected in the part file. We are going to add a U-shaped cut to the base plate in between the L-brackets. First, suppress the assembly cut: from the ASSEMBLY menu select Feature Suppress By Table [select the cut in the list of features] Done Done This brings back the entire base plate. Now create the new cut: Create Solid Cut Extrude | Solid | Done One Side | Done For the sketch plane, select the long front edge of the base plate. For the Top sketching reference plane, select the top of the base plate. Make a sketch as shown here: Figure 8 Align the vertical edges of the cut with the inside vertical surfaces of the L-brackets. For the depth, select Thru All | Done. The INTRSCT OPER menu will open. Select Manual Sel [pick on the base plate] Done Sel Done OK The assembly should now show the cut in the base plate like this: Figure 9 In the ASSY FEAT menu, select Done/Return. Go to the Info Feature List to see that a second cut has been added to the assembly. The first one listed is the big cut we made before, and is currently suppressed. Go to Part mode, and retrieve the base plate. You should find that the dimensions have changed (since we did that at the part level), but the new cross-cut does not appear (since we did that at the assembly level). Close out the base plate part window, and return to the assembly. ________________________________________ Section 4: Part Creation in Assembly Mode When you are working with an assembly, you may want to create a part that must exactly match up with other parts in the assembly. You could, of course, do this by creating individual parts (as we have done up to now) and by very carefully keeping track of all your individual part dimensions and making sure they all agree. You might even use relations to drive part dimensions by referencing dimensions in other part files. Here, we will find out how to create a new part using the assembly geometry as a guide. We are going to create the key for the axle/pulley. To simplify the environment, suppress all the other components and assembly features except the axle and pulley (remember to Freeze these children). Turn on the datum planes and hidden lines. To create the new part, select Component Create Part [key] Solid Solid Protrusion Extrude | Solid | Done Both Sides | Done For the sketch plane, select DTM1 of the pulley. For the Left reference plane, select DTM2 (yellow side) of the pulley. In Sketcher, zoom in on the central hub of the pulley to see this: Figure 10 In Sketcher, we will use the existing edges of the keyway in the axle and pulley to create the sketch for the key: Geom Tools Use Edge and click on the (hidden) edges of the keyway in the axle and pulley. Be sure to select them all, to create a rectangular, closed section as shown here: Figure 11 Regenerate the sketch. Note that we didn't have to provide any dimensioning information for sketcher - it automatically reads the dimensions from the previous parts. This means that if we change the keyway dimensions in the pulley, the key will automatically change shape. Except note that we have not explicitly connected the width of the keyway in the pulley to the width in the shaft. You might think about how you could do this. For the depth of the key protrusion, select Blind | Done and enter a value of 18. Select OK in the attribute window. Check out the feature list - you should see that key.prt has been added to the assembly. Let's resume the longitudinal cut to see inside the assembly: Component Resume All Done and shade the display. You can now see our rectangular key: Figure 12 Hmmm... why hasn't the key been cut along with all the other parts? Now is a good time to save everything: Dbms Save You will find that the new part file key.prt is automatically created and saved for you. ________________________________________ Section 5: Exploding the Assembly A useful way of illustrating assemblies is with exploded views. Creating these is very easy. First, suppress the longitudinal cut: Feature Suppress By Table and select the first cut in the feature list. Remember that the second cut is the one in the base plate - you can see why it might be a good idea to name these features! Getting an exploded view is a snap. You have to be in the ASSEMBLY menu to do this by selecting View Cosmetic Explode Done-Return All the parts will be translated by some default distance. You should see something like this Figure 13 We can, of course, change the explosion distances. There are two ways to do this. You can either just change the dimensions of the default distances, or you can set up explosion relations to control the movement of each individual component (along specified directions, or normal to specified planes). We will only look at the first of these. To change the default explosion distances, select Modify Mod Expld Explode Dims Pick on the axle. You will see an explosion dimension. Can you tell how this was referenced? Remember how we set up the placement constraints for the axle. Click on the dimension value, and change it to something a bit bigger. The change will not appear until you select View Cosmetic Explode again. Go back and modify a bunch of the explosion distances to try to produce the exploded view shown below Figure 14 Remember that the Edit Expld command lets you set up explicit explosion directions and dimensions. You might like to try that out some time. Before we continue to the last section, unexplode the assembly: View Cosmetic Unexplode You might also like to save the assembly. All your modified explosion distances will be kept in the assembly file. ________________________________________ Section 6: Assembly Drawings Our last task is to create a drawing of the entire assembly. We will not do any dimensioning here, just lay out the views and provide some leader notes. Select Mode Drawing Create [less9asm] Select an A-sized drawing sheet. Now select Views [less9asm] Add View General | Full View | No Xsec | Unexploded | No Scale and pick a view center point on the left side of the sheet. For the ORIENTATION select Front Sel By Menu [pulley.prt] Datum Name DTM1 Top Sel By Menu [bplate.prt] Datum Name DTM2 If they aren't on already, turn on the datum planes (we will need them in a couple of minutes). Modify the scale of the drawing (select Modify in the DRAWING menu and pick on the scale legend at the bottom of the drawing) to 0.5. Now we'll add a section view: Views Add View Projection | Full View | Section | Unexploded | No Scale | Done Full | Total Xsec | Done Make the center point of the view to the right of the main view. Now we have to tell Pro/E what we want to section. Select Create Planar | Done and enter the name B (so that our section will be called B-B). We have to tell Pro/E where the section plane will be. If we had an existing assembly datum plane that goes through the entire assembly, this would be the one to select. Since we don't, we'll create a make datum: Make Datum Through | Plane and click on any vertical datum plane through the assembly, then Done. Now Pro/E wants to know in which view to show the section line and arrows - click on the front view. We are finished with the datum planes, so you can turn them off now. Let's add one more view - the exploded assembly. You may have to move the two existing views down a bit to fit this one in. Then select Views Add View General | Full View | No Xsec | Exploded | Scale | Done When prompted for the scale, enter 0.25, then place the view near the top of the sheet. You can move it around (using Move View) until it fits nicely. Notice that this exploded view uses the same explosion distances that you set up in assembly mode. We're almost done. You should probably modify the hatching in the section view (see Modify Xhatching and play with the spacing, angle, and hatch pattern), and add some leader notes. Your final drawing might look something like this: Figure 15 If you want, create a plotter file (Postscript) and send it to the Lionheart printer. ________________________________________ Conclusion Well, we have reached the end of this series of Pro/ENGINEER lessons. We have gone over the fundamentals of creating basic parts, assemblies, and drawings. Much of the material has been presented only once. It is likely that you will have to repeat some of these lessons to get a better grasp on Pro/E, and it is certain that you will need much more practice to be proficient. In some instances, we have only scratched the surface of Pro/E functionality and it is up to you to explore deeper into the commands and options. The more you know and are comfortable with, the easier it will be to perform modeling tasks with Pro/E. You may find that you will also begin to develop a different way of thinking about part design. As your modeling tasks get more complex, the need to plan ahead will become more important. Now, all of that being said, you should also remember that what we have covered is only the first step in the integrated task of design and manufacturing. From here, you can head off in a number of directions: engineering analysis using Finite Element Modeling, manufacturing analysis, mold design, sheet metal operations, and many more.
01-19-2005, 06:39:39: Pro/ENGINEER Tutorial Lesson #5: Revolved Features, Patterns, and Copies Overview of this Lesson This lesson will introduce you to the following operations: Creating Revolved Features made by creating an open or closed edge and revolving it around an axis. Can be used for protrusions, cuts, or slots. Creating Patterns generates multiple parametrically-related instances of any type feature Copying Features copying a single feature or group of features by translation, rotation, and mirroring To demonstrate these features, we will be creating several different parts. The parts are totally independent of each other, so you can jump ahead to any one of these: Some things to think about when designing with Revolved Features A revolved feature is an axisymmetric shape that is created by revolving an open or closed section view by a specified angle around a central axis. The section can represent a protrusion or a cut, that is, it can either add material or take it away. We are going to create the part shown in Figure 1. Figure 1 This is a V-pulley that has been cut away to show the cross sectional shape. The part is shown on page 391 of Fundamentals of Graphics Communications (Irwin Graphics Series). The central shaft has been modified somewhat in order to demonstrate a cut operation. The finished part will have only three features. Start up Pro/E as usual. Create a part called v_pulley and set up the default datum planes. Revolved Protrusion The first part feature will be a revolved protrusion: Feature Create Solid Protrusion Revolve | Solid | Done Pick One Side | Done, and DTM3 as the sketching plane, and DTM1 as the Right reference plane. Let the feature creation arrow come towards the front. The most difficult operation for this part is generating the sketch for the cross section. We are going to revolve this 360 degrees around the central axis. For reference, here is the final dimensioned sketch: Figure 2 Study this carefully, since several dimensions have been implicitly determined by the Sketcher rules. Using Sketch Mouse Sketch set up a freehand sketch that looks something like this: Figure 3 Don't forget to add a centre line by selecting Sketch Line Centerline | Vertical Align the centerline to the datum plane. Also, the sketch must be closed, so you will sketch (and align) a line down the center of the section. To dimension the section, here is a new trick: To dimension a diameter, click first on the outer edge, second on the axis, third on the outer edge again, and fourth (middle button) to place the dimension. Try to dimension and regenerate the sketch yourself. If you have trouble, go back and look at the dimensioning scheme shown in Figure 2. You may have to give some additional dimensions explicitly to over-ride the Sketcher rules. If you are having trouble getting a successful regeneration, just get as close as you can for now - simplify the geometry until you do get successful regeneration. Don't get tangled up in Sketcher problems since we are really interested in seeing how the revolve works. When you get a successful regeneration, select Done. Then in the REV TO menu, select 360 | Done to specify a 360 degree rotation of the sketch around the axis. Your part should look like Figure 4. Figure 4 Now we will add the central hole. Revolved Cut To create the cut: Create Cut Revolve | Solid | Done One Side | Done Use the same sketching and reference planes as before (DTM3 and DTM1) and create the following sketch: Figure 5 Don't forget to align the top and bottom edges of the cut line, and make sure the material removal arrow points inwards. When the sketch regenerates successfully, select Done and then 360 | Done The last job to do for this part is to create some rounds. There are four of them, all with a radius of 3, shown in Figure 6. Figure 6 All the rounds can be created at the same time, provided that you want them to always have a common radius. If you want to change the radius of one or two of them, you'd have to create them separately. It may be necessary when you are selecting the edges to reorient the part to see the edges clearly. As a final note, you might note that we could have created this part using a single revolved feature that would include the central counter-bored hole and the rounds into the revolved solid we made here. We will discuss the consequences of this at the end of the lesson. ________________________________________ Patterned Features Creating a feature pattern is similar to a multiple-copy, except that it is possible to change the geometry parametrically of each member in the set. The pattern is based on a single instance of the feature - called the pattern leader. Once created, pattern becomes a single feature. All instances of features in the pattern can be modified simultaneously. This is best shown by a couple of examples. Creating a Radial Pattern - A Bolted Flange A common element in piping systems is bolted flanges. Here is how to create a pattern of bolt holes. In addition, we will set up a couple of relations to control the geometry based on the specified number of holes. Start a new part called flange and set up the default datum planes. Create the circular disk with central hole shown in the figure below. The outer diameter is 16, the hole diameter is 8, and the disk is 3 thick. Note that the disk is constructed on DTM2. Figure 7 Now create a hole in the disk. This will be the pattern leader: Create Solid Hole Straight | Done Radial | Done Use the upper surface of the disk as the placement plane, and position the hole at about the 5-o'clock position. See the figure below. Select the axis of the disk, and datum DTM1 for radial (polar) dimensioning with an angle of 30 degrees. The radial distance of the hole from the axis is 6. Make the hole one-sided, thru all, and with a diameter of 1. Figure 8 We are now going to make a total of 8 copies of the hole spaced equally around the flange. Select Pattern [click on the hole] Identical | Done To create a pattern, you first select a dimension that will be incremented to create instances in the pattern. The dimension can be linear or angular. For the bolt circle, we want to increment the angular position, so click on the 30 that shows the angle between the hole and the datum plane. Now enter the increment to be used in the chosen direction, that is, 45 degrees. Since this is all we want to increment, select Done, and enter the total number of instances of the hole, 8. If you want to make an array pattern, you could now select a second dimension. We don't want to, so select Done. The part should now regenerate and show you the following bolt pattern. Figure 9 Suppose we wanted to change the number of bolts on the flange. Do we have to do all this over again? The answer is no - we can use relations! In the PART menu, select Relations and click on the 2nd hole in the bolt pattern (the one at about 3-o'clock). You should see all the dimensions that control the pattern like this Figure 10 Take note of the symbol for the angular dimension between bolts (d12), the angle of the first bolt from DTM1 (d10), and the number of holes (P0). We can Add a couple of relations for these by entering the following: /* angular separation of holes d12 = 360 / P0 /* orientation of first hole d10 = d12 / 2 Before you leave the Relations menu, select Switch Dim. Go back to the PART menu, select Modify, and click on any of the holes. Change the number of bolt holes to 12, then Regenerate the part. Check again for 6 holes, 5 holes. Don't forget you have to regenerate after each modify. Use Modify to change the diameter of any one of the holes to 2. With the diameter of 2, try to create a pattern of 24 holes. What happens? Remember that we specified a pattern of identical features. This does not allow the instances to intersect; other options would allow it. To recover from this error, select Undo Changes Confirm Try to modify the separation angle between holes or the placement of the pattern leader. What message does Pro/E give you? A Pattern of Grouped Features The bolt circle pattern was pretty straight forward - we only duplicated a single feature, and its size/shape stayed the same for each copy. We can go much farther than that by using grouped features. We are going to create the part shown below. The pattern leader is the feature on the left in the front row. We will use a pattern to set up two rows with the dimensions incrementing along each row, and between rows. Figure 11 Start a new part (including datum planes) and create the rectangular base (solid protrusion 20 x 30 x 3 thick). Now create a circular solid protrusion (diameter 2, up 3 from the lower edge of the plate, over 5 from the left edge, and with a height of 2). Create a coaxial hole on the circular protrusion going completely through the part. Finally, add a 0.25 round on the circular edge where it meets the plate. The part should look like this: Figure 12 Before we can create the pattern, we have to group all the features on the circular protrusion. In the FEATURE menu, select Group Create Local Group [pocket] Now pick on the protrusion, the hole, and the round. Then select Done Sel Done You should be informed that the group pocket has been created. Now, still in the GROUP menu, select Pattern and pick on the protrusion. You should see all the dimensions associated with the group as shown below: Figure 13 First Pattern Direction pick on the 5.00 dimension, and enter the increment 10 pick on the diameter of the protrusion 2.00, and enter the increment 1 pick on the diameter of the hole 1.00, and enter the increment 1 select Done enter the number of instances 3 Second Pattern Direction pick on the 3.00 dimension, and enter the increment 12 pick on the height of the protrusion 2.00, and enter the increment 3 pick on the protrusion diameter 2.00, and enter the increment 3 pick on the hole diameter 1.00, and enter the increment 2 select Done enter the number of instances 2 All the patterned pockets should now be added to the part. Go back to the PART menu, and experiment with the Modify command. What dimensions are available for modification (this may depend on what feature you pick on)? ________________________________________ Copying Features In the section above, we saw how to create a multiple-instance pattern of a single feature or a group of features. The pattern could only be created by incrementing one or more of the feature's dimensions. The Copy command allows more flexibility in terms of placement and geometric variation, but only creates one copy at a time. There are several options available with Copy, and we will create several different simple parts to illustrate these. A Same Ref Copy We are going to create the part shown in Figure 14. The bracket on the left is the original, and the one on the right will be the copy. Figure 14 Start by creating a new part with the default datum planes. Create a rectangular solid protrusion on DTM2 that is 10 x 20 x 2 thick. For the vertical feature, the sketching plane is a Make Datum that is offset from DTM1 by 5. Thus: Create Solid Protrusion Extrusion | Solid | Done Make Datum Offset Sel By Menu Datum Name DTM1 Enter Value [5] Done Select the top of the rectangular base as the Top reference plane. Then sketch the protrusion as shown below: Figure 15 When you get a successful regeneration, select a Blind depth of 1. Now, we are ready to copy the feature. We want the copy to be 10 to the right of the first. If the geometry of the first feature changes, we want the copy to change too - it will be dependent. Copy Same Refs | Select | Dependent | Done Pick on the protrusion and select Done Sel Done. The Group Elements Window will open up. This is giving us some options about which dimensions in the copy we want to vary. At this time, we will only change the distance from the left end. Move the cursor up and down the listed dimensions. As you do this, the dimension will highlight on the model. Select the dimension 5 that locates the protrusion, and select it. Then select Done. You are prompted for a new value for this dimension; enter 15, then select OK from the elements window. The new protrusion should appear at the right. What happens if you try to Modify the hole diameter on the first protrusion? The height dimension on the copy? Delete the copy and recreate a new independent copy. Try the same modifications. A Translated Copy We will make the part shown below. The original feature is again at the lower left. Figure 15 You can keep the same base plate as the previous part (10 x 20 x 2 thick, on DTM2). Create a solid protrusion near the lower left corner of the plate (dimension 4 from left surface, 3 from lower surface, diameter 3, blind depth 5). See Figure 16. Figure 16 Now we will copy the feature and change its diameter at the same time: Copy Move | Select | Dependent | Done Click on the protrusion, then Done. Translate Plane Plane Sel By Menu Datum Name DTM1 Check the direction of the translation arrow, and enter the distance 10. To move it again: Translate Plane Plane Sel By Menu Datum Name DTM3 Check the direction of the translation arrow ( you may have to flip it), and enter the distance 5. Then select: Done Move In the GP VAR DIMS menu, select the diameter of the protrusion as variable, then Done. Enter the new value 1.5. Then select OK. A Rotated Copy We will use a rotated copy to create the part shown in Figure 17 - a large circular pipe with two pipes joining it off-axis. At the same time, we will see a case where feature creation order can be used to advantage. Figure 17 The original side pipe is on the left, the copy is on the right. It can be obtained by a 180 degree rotation from the original. Start by creating a circular solid both-sides protrusion from the sketching plane DTM2. Sketch a diameter of 20 and set blind depth of 20. Do not add the inner surface of the pipe at this time - we will do that later. For the side branch, use DTM3 as the sketching plane (Top reference DTM2) and sketch an 8 diameter circle aligned with DTM2 and with a center 5 from DTM1. Check the feature creation direction arrow. Make the protrusion one-sided with a blind depth of 15. This will extend it outside the circumference of the major pipe. Create a one-sided, thru-all, coaxial hole on the axis of the branch pipe. Use the placement plane DTM3 and make sure the direction arrow is pointing the right way. The hole diameter is 7. The part should look like the figure below. Figure 18 Now we are ready to copy the branch pipe. We may want to change the size of the copied branch pipe, so we will make an independent copy: Copy Move | Select | Independent | Done Pick on the branch protrusion and hole, then select Done. Now we specify the rotation: Rotate Crv/Edg/Axis and pick on the axis of the main pipe. Enter the angle of rotation 180. Then select: Done Move Done to keep all the existing dimension. However, we have created an independent copy, so we could come back and change any dimensions of the copied pipe. All the elements of the copy have been defined, so click OK. The model should now look like the figure below. Figure 19 Now we can add the central hole of the main pipe. Make it a straight, coaxial, both-sides hole from the placement plane DTM2. Make it Thru All in both directions, with a diameter of 19. Experiment with the Modify command, changing dimensions of both the original and the copy. You can also modify the rotation angle. What happens if you modify the diameter of the main pipe to 12 and hole to 11? The part will certainly regenerate, but is clearly wrong. However, the error is relatively easy to fix. Another possibility for creating the part (that would cause even greater difficulty) is the following: create main pipe As before. create central hole As before. create side branch We couldn't do this from DTM3 since that would be inside the pipe. We would have to create a Make Datum using an offset of 15 from DTM3 and create the branch towards the main pipe using an Up To Surf depth. create the side branch hole We could use the planar face of the branch as the placement plane for a coaxial hole with a depth specified as Thru Next (through the next part surface encounterd). These steps would create the same geometry. However, we would have a big problem if we tried to reduce the diameter of the main pipe to less than 18, since the side branch solid protrusion would not intersect the surface of the main pipe as required by the Up To Surf depth setting. The part would not regenerate, and we would have to spend some time fixing the model. The moral is, you have to plan ahead! A Mirrored Copy The final copy option we will look at is the mirror copy. Mirroring is very useful, obviously if you have symmetric parts, you only have to create half and then mirror to get the other half. We will create the simple mirrored, curved slot shown in Figure 20. Figure 20 Start with a rectangular base plate (12 x 20 x 2), centered on DTM2 so that the datum plane DTM1 is on the centerline of the plate. Create a single Slot using the dimensions shown in Figure 21. Figure 21 Add a 45 x 0.5 Chamfer to the upper and lower edges of the slot. The mirror copy is easy: Copy Mirror | Select | Dependent | Done Pick on the slot and the chamfers, then select Done. To specify the mirror plane: Plane Sel By Menu Datum Name DTM1 That's all there is to it! Try to Modify the mirrored copy. Note that for mirrored features, all the defining dimensions are shown on the original. You should investigate to see what happens if you make an independent mirror copy of the same slot. ________________________________________ Design Considerations We have covered a lot of ground in this lesson, and hopefully added a lot of ammunition to your modeling arsenal! We have also seen how the feature creation options can control the behaviour of the model. So, now is a good time to say a few words about part design. The first part created in this lesson, the V-pulley, consisted of only three features (the revolved protrusion, the revolved cut, and the rounds). It was mentioned that it would be possible to create the pulley completely from a single feature (a revolved section that included the inner bore and the rounds). The last part involved only four features and a pattern. You must consider the following when trying to put a lot of geometry into a single feature: How easy will it be to modify the feature later? If the geometry is very complex, it may take a lot of work to get the single feature to create properly. Perhaps it would be more efficient to create a number of simpler features that would have the same resulting geometry. If you plan to do some engineering analysis of the part, for example a Finite Element Analysis, then minor features such as rounds, chamfers, small holes, etc., will only complicate the model, perhaps unnecessarily. They will also lead to increased modelling effort downstream. These features are normally added last. We will see in a later lesson how they can be temporarily excluded from the model (called suppressing the feature). If the entire part is contained in a single feature, it may be difficult later to make major changes to the part that may not be feasible using that feature. When creating the patterns and copies, we discovered the ways that duplicated features could be modified, either during feature creation or after the fact. We also saw some of the ramifications of feature order in the model. These considerations should be in the back of your mind as you plan the creation of each new part. It is likely that there are many ways in which to set up the part, and each will have advantages and disadvantages. The more you know about the Pro/E tools, and the more practice you get, the better you will be able to make good decisions about part design. Good planning will lead to an easier task of part creation and make it easier to modify the geometry of the part later. Like most design tasks, the model design is subject to some iteration. We will discuss in a later lesson some of the tools that Pro/E provides to allow you to change the structure of your model if it becomes necessary or to recover from modeling errors.
01-19-2005, 06:48:14: DE TIENDE PLANEET 1 Proloog 1 1. Het geheim van de tiende planeet 2 2. Adam kwam van Phaton 5 3 Ruimtevaart voor de Steentijd 7 4 De God van de Bijbel kwam uit Nippur 11 5. Het Nineve-effect 13 6 De erven van de Ark des Verbonds 14 7. Saurirs - huisdieren van de mens? 16 8. Herinneringen aan Atlantis 20 10. Geheime testvluchten in de 'Black World' 23 11. De Grote Muur 24 DE TIENDE PLANEET Dr.Joh. van Buttlar (1991/1992) De oorsprong van de mens ligt in de diepte van het heelal. Adam kwam van een andere planeet, zoals in de koran geschreven is. Het bijbelse paradijs lag op Phaton, de mysterieuze tiende planeet in ons zonnestelsel. Proloog Al sinds tijden is een aantal geleerden van mening dat er ten aanzien van de vele duizenden grote en kleine brokken gesteente tussen Mars en Jupiter - de asterodengordel - sprake moet zijn van een ten onder gegane wereld, een tiende planeet van ons zonnestelsel. De Russische astronoom rof. Sergei V. Orlow doopte haar al in 1950 met de naam Phaton. Sindsdien zijn om deze merkwaardige mogelijk ten onder gegane wereld allerlei hypothesen opgesteld, zinnige en minder zinnige. Niet op de laatste plaats omdat een recente vertaling van bijzonder oude optekeningen onmiskenbaar op een planeet in het midden van ons zonnestelsel wijst, waar zeer lang geleden een bloeiende beschaving moet zijn geweest, en vandaar, delen prehistorische spijkerschriftteksten mee, zouden de Annunaki naar de aarde zijn gekomen en er de eerste mensen hebben geschapen. Deze ongelooflijke, maar daarom nog niet zonder meer ongeloofwaardige, overleveringen staan natuurlijk in schril contrast met de algemeen aanvaarde theorie over protohistorische culturen en over de oorsprong van de mens. Paleontologen en antropologen proberen in talloze verhandelingen de ontwikkeling van aapachtige wezens tot moderne mens, van knots en speer tot atoombom, en van grotschilderingen tot televisie, met ogenschijnlijk onweerlegbare logica te suggereren - hoewel de protohistorie juist in dat opzicht ernstige leemten en tegenstrijdigheden onthult. Op de hele aarde komen wij sporen van het erfgoed van ooit bloeiende beschavingen tegen, waarvan de uitzonderlijke prestaties op zeer uiteenlopende gebieden van een destijds zeer ontwikkelde wetenschap en techniek getuigen. 'Alleen wie de typische denkpatronen van de oude volkeren heeft begrepen kan het wagen conclusies uit de interessantste bronnen te trekken die het protohistorisch onderzoek ter beschikking staan, uit de vele duizenden jaren oude tekeningen, uit scheppinsgmythen, sagen en sprookjes. De serieuze onderzoeker zal daarbij niet alleen een menigte verrassende nieuwigheden over zijn eigen verleden vernemen, maar tevens met groeiende bescheidenheid moeten inzien en erkennen dat kennis en bekwaamheden uit het ver verleden allerminst altijd inferieur waren aan de onze, dat ze vaak, in ons eigen nadeel vergeten werden, en dat het soms zeer de moeite waard is ze te heroveren', schrijft dr. Irene Snger-Bredt in haar werk 'Spuren unserer dunklen Brder'. Zo kunnen wij uit de rolzegels en spijkerschrifttabletten van de vroege cultuur in tweestromenland, maar ook uit de gegraveerde stenen van Peru in de pre-Inka-periode opmaken dat de legenden omtrent Atlantis, omtrent verzonken continenten en verloren gegane landen en rijken van een ver verleden toch op feiten moeten berusten. De keten van opkomst en verval van het menselijk geslacht heeft overigens haar oorsprong op een andere planeet. Het begon op Phaton, het legendarisch 'lost paradise'. Haar echo doet ons hart nog altijd sneller kloppen, en haar visioen duikt nu en dan als weemoedige herinnering uit het duister der tijden voor ons geestesoog op... 1. Het geheim van de tiende planeet Een groot deel van de wetenschappelijke verworvenheden van onze tijd moet al eens eerder, in een ver verleden, hebben bestaan op de planeet Phaton, die tussen Mars en Jupiter om de zon draaide. Maar met hun uitvinders verdwenen zij in het duister van de tijden. Pas sedert ongeveer twee eeuwen begint deze kennis weer langzaam op te duiken. Zo herinneren prehistorische beschavingen met enorme zich over de hele aardbol uitstrekkende bouwwerken, testen van muren, monolieten en in de oceaan verzonken runes aan een glorieus verleden. Al die met onvoorstelbare bekwaamheid en technologische kennis gebouwde constructies vormen een boodschap over het verloop van de tijd. Stenen zijn er de zwijgende getuigen van dat onze civilisatie niet de eerste is. Want lang voor ons waren er anderen, bedreven in astronomie, wiskunde en fysica en al bekend met elektriciteit, telescopen, computers en vliegmachines. Zij hadden onze aarde al in kaart gebracht eer wij haar herontdekten. De overblijfselen van die beschavingen, voor zover ze niet door meteorietinslagen, zondvloeden, ijstijden, slingeringen van de aardas en andere rampen zijn aangetast, doemen voor onze ogen op als geweldige stenen monumenten, vooral als piramides, overal op aarde - in Afrika, Azi, Egypte, op het Amerikaanse continent, in Australi en in Europa. De drang tot het bouwen van piramides is nog altijd even 'hinderlijk' raadselachtig als de piramides zelf; niettemin zijn ze er. De overeenstemming van de geofysische en astronomische criteria ten aanzien van hun orintatie en vormgeving is zonder meet verbluffend. Kan het verder, om maar eens een detail te noemen, wel toeval zijn, dat het piramidenveld van Tiahuanaco in Peru door de inheemse bevolking sinds mensenheugenis Chucara wordt genoemd, dat het oudste piramidenveld van Egypte de vergelijkbaar klinkende naam Sakkara draagt en dat de Babylonische tempelpiramides ziqqurat (zigurrat) heten? In de afdeling Voor-Azi van het Pergamom museum in Berlijn leidt onder catalogusnummer VA/243 de oudste sterrenkaart van de mensheid een haast verborgen bestaan. Al 4000 jaar voor Nicolaus Copernicus was een onbekende astronoom kennelijk in staat het ons intussen wel vertrouwd geworden zonnestelsel astronomisch correct en op schaal voor het nageslacht op een Akkadisch rolzegel vast te leggen. In de juiste volgorde weergegeven: de kleine Mercurius, dan Venus en de Aarde even groot, de Maan, Mars, de reuzen Jupiter en Saturnus, de 'tweelingplaneten' Uranus en Neptunus en tenslotte de dwerg Pluto. Behalve deze verbazingwekkende details zijn op het rolzegel ook nog twee priesters te onderscheiden, die - in zekere zin als getuigen van hun tijd - aan de hemelgodheid Enlil twee geiten offeren. Hoe is het mogelijk dat de astronomische kennis van die Soemerische priester-geleerden voor die van de moderne tijd in niets onderdoet? Welk geheim gaat daarachter schuil? Wij roepen het volgende in herinnering: de mensen van de Klassieke Oudheid, van de Middeleeuwen en zelfs nog van de Renaissance kenden niet meer dan zes planeten. Uranus werd pas in 1781 door Friedrich Wilhelm Herschel ontdekt, 110 jaar na de uitvinding van de spiegeltelescoop door de mathematicus en fysicus Isaac Newton. Johann Gottfried Galle spoorde in 1846 de planeet Neptunus op, en pas in 1930 identificeerde Clyde Tombaugh Pluto, als laatste thans bekende planeet van ons zonnestelsel. Doch op het Akkadisch rolzegel zijn niet alleen die negen planeten vastgelegd maar ook nog een tiende, tussen Mars en Jupiter. Al voor de ontdekking van Uranus kwamen de sterrenkundigen Johann D. Titius en Johann Bode op grond van berekeningen tot de slotsom dat de banen van de planeten om de zon volgens een vaste ordening verlopen. Nadat Titius in 1766 ontdekt had dat ten aanzien van de onderlinge afstand van de planeten een mathematische relatie bestaat, legde Bode deze afstandsrelatie na nauwkeurig onderzoek in 1772 vast in de zogenaamde regel van (Titius-) Bode. Op 1 januari 1801 ontdekte Giuseppe Piazzi in Palermo een nietig hemellichaam van slechts 768 km doorsnee, en gaf aan het miniplaneetje de naam Ceres. Intussen zijn er enkele duizenden planetoden tussen Mars en Jupiter bekend en het werkelijke aantal 'brokken' zou wel eens om en nabij de vierduizend kunnen loggem; deze draaien in de zogenoemde planetoden- of asterodengordel hun banen om de zon. Zoals al eerder opgemerkt is een aantal astronomen en geofysici ervan overtuigt dat deze gesteentebrokken restanten van een gewezen planeet zijn. Deze hypothetische planeet kreeg zelfs een naam: Phaton, naar de zoon van de zonnegod Helios uit de Griekse mythologie. Phaton wilde de zonnewagen besturen doch wist de paarden niet in te tomen. Hij kwam daarbij te dicht bij de aarde, waar hele landstreken in brand vlogen en andere rampen onze planeet teisterden. Buiten zichzelf van woede slingerde Zeus hem toen de Eridanos in, de rivier die de zielen van de gestorvenen naar de onderwereld voert. Symboliseert deze mythe een ware gebeurtenis, een kosmische ramp waar ook de Aarde bij betrokken was? Zijn de mysterieuze ringen om Saturnus en Jupiter, de opeenhoping van kraters in onder andere Mars en onze maan, de merkwaardige Marsmanen Phobos ('Angst') en Deimos ('Schrik') naast de gordel van asteroden sporen en overblijfselen van een planeet die om nog onbekende redenen uiteensprong? Men zou zeggend at die hypothese door de sterrenkaart op de Soemerische rolzegel wordt gesteund. De ondergang van Phaton kan dan ook niet in een al te ver verleden hebben plaatsgevonden. Wie waren deze Soemerirs, die zo'n hoogontwikkelde beschaving hadden en van ie de kennis van het zonnestelsel duizenden jaren geleden al zo ongemeen precies was. Een eerste vermelding van hen vinden we in de Bijbel: 'Kus verwekte Nimrod; deze werd de eerste machtige heerser op aarde; (...) Oorspronkelijk lag zijn rijk in Babel, Erek, Akkad en Kalne, in het land Sinear.' (Gen. 10:8-10)/ Maar hoe kon dat voormalige koninkrijk in het land 'Sinear' aangetoond worden? Waar zouden nog verborgen getuigenissen daarvan gevonden kunnen worden? Eeuwenlang maakten reizigers en bezoekers van Tweestromenland (Mesopotami) melding van zogenaamde 'tells' - heuvels - op de vlakte die zich uitstrekt tussen de Eufraat en de Tigris. Deze heuvels waren volgens de plaatselijke legenden de overblijfselen van ooit machtige steden. In 1686 ontdekte de Duitse medicus en geleerde Engelhart Kmpfer de voormalige Perzische koningstad Persepolis, dat door Alexander de Grote verwoest was. Hij dacht dat de 'cuneates' (wigvormige indrukken) op de fresco's versieringen waren. Pas later ontdekte men dat het hier ging om een geschreven taal, het spijkerschrift. De ontcijfering volge pas in 1835 dank zij de Britse officier en orintalist Henry Rawlinson. In 1840 ging de Engelsman Henry Austen Layard naar de huevel die door de inheemsen 'Birs Nimrud' werd genoemd. Zou dit het oudtestamentische Nimrod zijn? Layard vond hier overblijfselen van een oude zeer grote stad. Later bleek dat daar ooit het militaire centrum van de Assyrirs, Kalku (Kalne) was geweest. Tijdens een tweede opgravingsexpeditie in de buurt van Mosul legde Layard de hoofdstad van het Assyrische Rijk - Nineve - bloot, die haar luister aan koning Sanherib te danken had. De Fransman Paul Emile Botta legde bij Chorsabad, paleis van de Assyrische koning Sargon bloot. Dit paleis werd sterk gedomineerd door een vijf etages tellende piramide, een zogenoemde ziggurat. Voor de vakwereld waren de ontelbare kleitabletten van veel meer waarde. Uit inscripties weten we dat er omstreeks 2400 v.C. het koninkrijk Akkad door Sargon I werd gesticht. Zijn rijk strekte zich uit van de Perzische Golf tot aan de Middelandse Zee en had Uruk en Ur verslagen. Als het Bijbelse Erek identiek is aan Uruk moet Sargon I de bijbelse Nimrod zijn geweest. Archeologen groeven in Warka Uruk op, later werd ook Ur ontdekt. Uit kleitabletten uit de bibliotheek van Assurbanipal in Nineve bleek dat er behalve het Akkadisch nog een oudere taal, het Soemerisch, bestond. De naam Sumer (Sjoemer) betekent 'Land van de Wakers/Oppassers'. De Egyptenaren noemden het aardse huis van hun goden 'Ta Neter', 'Land van de Wakers'. Stond de wieg van de mensheid in Sumer? Is alles daar begonnen? Dankzij Akkadisch-Soemerische woordenboeken waren de geleerden in staat het Soemerisch te ontraadselen. Toen de sumeroloog Samuel N. Kramer een inventarisatie van het letterkundig erfgoed van de Soemerirs opmaakte, viel hij van de ene verbazing in de andere. De Soemerirs hadden de eerste scholen en universiteiten, het eerste uit twee kamers bestaande parlement, de eerste historicus, de eerste farmaceut, de eerste 'boerenkalender' (almanak), de eerste kosmogonie, de eerste spreekwoorden en gezegden, de eerste liefdesgeschiedenis, de eerste literaire disputen, de eerste bibliotheekcatalogus, de eerste wetten en maatschappelijke hervormingen, de eerste geneeskunde, de eerste chirurgie, de eerste landbouwkunde, en het eerste haken van de mens naar de wereldvrede, eendracht en de droom van de mensheid: onstervelijkheid. Innovaties als getuigenis van een bloeiende cultuut, of liever gezegd: van de moeder van alle culturen. Van een cultuur die 'uit het niets' opdook, want niemand weet precies waar de Soemerirs vandaan kwamen. Opeens waren ze er. Tegen 3800 v.C. vestigden ze zich in het Tweestromenland tussen Eufraat en Tigris ongeveer waar nu Irak ligt. Door een spitsvondig ontworpen stelsel van kanalen tussen de rivieren irrigeerden ze de woestijngebieden, en maakten ze die vruchtbaar. Ze bedreven scheepvaart en hadden niet alleen boten voor vervoer over de kanalen, maar ook zeewaardige schepen waarmee de hele Indische oceaan werd bevaen. De Soemerirs kenden alleen al 105 begrippen voor verschillende scheepstypen, wat toch wel van een zeer ontwikkelde zeevaarderscultuut getuigt. Voorts waren zij meersters in landbouw en architectuur. Ze vonden de emailleeroven uit en richtten van gebakken stenen geweldige muren, huizen, gebouwen en steden op. De Soemerische stad Nippur bezat alles wat van een stad een grote stad, een metropool maakt: scholen en bibliotheken, een centraal ziekenhuis, openbare badinrichtingen, verzorgde winkelstraten en bierhuizen. In het centrum verhief zich de ziggurat, een zeven etages tellende tempeltoren, welke zowel tempel als observatorium van priesters en astronomen was. Een van de erfenissen van de Soemerirs is dan elf en twaalf op tien volgen in plaats van n(en)tien en twee(en)tien. De jaartelling, de eesrte kalender, stamt uit Nippur en wordt door de archeologen gedateerd in het begin van het vierde millenium v.C. Aannemelijk is dat het 'begin van de telling der jaren' in de joodse kalender - het jaar 3761 v.C. - teruggaat op het jaar '0' van de kalender van Nippur. Ool de Soemerische hemellijsten hebben het over tien planeten, zon en maan, die ongemeen nauwkeurig worden beschreven. In feite hadden de Soemerirs net als alle andere volkeren uit de Oudheid maar zes planeten 'mogen' kennen. Daarom werden die teksten als 'hemelmythen' uitgelegd. De Soemerirs noemden de zon 'APSU' (zij die van het begin af bestond), Mercurius MUM.MU (een die geboren werd) en Venus heette LAHAMI (heerseres der veldslagen), de Aarde was KI of GI (droog land) of sjibu (zevende), Mars was LAH.MU (god van de oorlog), ook UTU.KA GAB.A (licht aan de poorten der wateren), soms ook 'Sjelibbu' (een nabij het midden van het zonnestelsel) genoemd. Jupiter hette 'Barbaru' (de blinkende) of KI.SCHAR (grootste van het vaste land). Daarentegen was Saturnus AN.SCHAR (Grootste des hemels). Uranus heette bij de Soemerirs 'Kabbab Sjanamma', de 'tweelingplaneet' of EN.TI.MASCH.SIG, met de betekenis planeet met de kleur van het heldere groenachtige leven. Haar 'tweelingbroer' Neptunus was HUM.BA (de kleur van moeraslandvegetatie), Pluto was SCHU.PA (bewaker van de hemel). Hoe konden de Soemerirs deze gegevens allemaal weten? Volgens hun eigen bronnen waren het de Annunaki geweest, die de grondslag voor hun cultuur hadden gelegd, hun steden hadden gebouwd en hen ingewijd hadden in de 'geheimen van de hemel'. De naam Annunaki betekent letterlijk zij die uit de hemel naar de Aarde zijn gekomen. Hun eerste nederzetting was ERIDU (verafgebouwd huis). Hun leider heette aanvankelijk EA en daarna ENKI. Het lijkt waarschijnlijk dat Eridu de Aarde haar naam heeft geleverd (Engels 'earth', Duits 'Erde', Aramees 'Ereds', Hebreeuws 'Eretz'. Ook de Erythresche Zee (naam van de Perzische Golf in de oudheid) is naar Eridu vernoemd. Enki noemde het land EDIN (huis der rechtvaardigen); het was de tuin van Eden, de woonplaats van de goden. De eerste groep Annunaki bestond uit vijftig personen, de tweede uit zeshonderd. Planmatig koloniseerden zij het land. De 'vogelstad' Sippar diende hun als ruimtevaartcentrum. BAD.TIBIRA (de lichte plaats) was het industriecentrum waar de ertsen verwerkt werden. LA.RA.AK werd het orintatiepunt voor aanzwevende ruimteschepen, SCH.RUPPAK werd hun cenrum van medische zorg. Tot vaste commandant van de missie Aarde werd Enlil benoemd. Hij stichtte het controlecentrum NIBRU.KI (het latere Nippur). Zijn ziggurat droep op de top een DIR.GA (donkere gloeiende kamer), waar de sterrenkaarten werden bewaard. Voor het verrichten van de zware arbeid schiepen de Annunaki de 'Lulu', de voorloper van de mens als prehistorisch reageerbuiskind. Volgens de Soemerische teksten komen de Annunaki van NIBIRU (de planeet die aan de hemel glanst en de middenpositie inneemt). Deze planeet wordt vermeld tussen Mars en Jupiter. Een andere naam die ook wel werd gegeven was 'Tiamat'. 2. Adam kwam van Phaton De gangbare evolutietheorie zit vol tegenstrijdigheden. Dat betreft niet alleen het ontstaan van het leven op aarde, maar vooral de herkomst van de mens. Deze herkomsttheorie steunt slechts op relatief weinig beendervondsten. Het darwinisme is geen wetenschappelijk bewezen theorie, maar een wereldbeschouwing, een ideologie. Volgens de koran lag het paradijs op een andere planeet. In de zevende soera heet 'Al-Araf' (De Tussenmuur). Daarin staat dat Allah Adam naar Aarde verbande. Een Arabische legende verhaalt dat de Hadsjar al Aswad, de in de zuidoostelijke hoek van de Ka'aba in Mekka ingemetselde 'Zwarte steen' in oeroude tijd samen met Adam op aarde gevallen is. Dit kan een meteoriet zijn of een zogenaamde 'fluistersteen' of NABAR (Volgens de Soemerirs gebruikt door de Annunaki voor het doorgeven van berichten overal op aarde en naar de hemel). In de mythen en legenden van de volkeren op de hele aarde worden tal van aanwijzingen voor de niet-aardse oorsprong van de mens gegeven. Volgens het zeer oude in het Sanskriet geschreven boek de 'Dzyan' vroeg de Aarde aan de 'Heer van het stralend Aangezicht' om zonen om de Aarde te bevolken. Volgens dit boek was de eerste generatie mensen 'de zonen van de Yoga', de tweede het ras der geslachtslozen en het derde, de mensen met beenderen. Deze laatste vermengden zich met de zonen van de nacht (van het heelal) en bracht zo het vierde ras voort. Volgens de Bijbel begonnen de mensen op aarde zich te vermenigvuldigen en vermengden zich met de zonen van de goden ('bere elohim'). Hieruit werden de Nefilim geboren, door Maarten Luther vertaald met 'reuzen', de mannen van naam (s(j)em). Het Semitische woord s(j)em heeft echter twee betekenissen. Als 'sju-mu' kan het 'datgene waardoor men in herinnering blijft', een gedenksteen of stle, maar ook 'datgene wat een mu is', waarbij mu kan duiden op een vliegmachine van de goden. De 'mu' is een voorloper van de obelisk en de triomfzuil. Indien 'mu' wordt vertaald met raket dan wordt de volgende Soemerische hymne duidelijk: 'Heerseres des hemels (d.i. Isjtar/Inanna), Zij trekt het hemelgewaad aan, stijgt stoutmoedig hemelwaarts; over alle bevolkte landen vliegt zij in haar MU. Heerseres, gij die in uw MU verblijd omhoogwerkt naar de hemelse hoogten, boven al de rustende plaatsen vliegt zij in haar MU.' De Soemerische rolzegels vertonen langs de hemel voortglijdende, raketvormige objecten. Waren wellicht deze Nefilim, het volk met de raketten, prehistorische bezoekers uit de ruimte? En volk dat raketten gebruike kan niet uit de diepte van het heelal naar de Aarde gekomen zijn. Het was derhalve geen technische superbeschaving, maar een buitenaardse die uit het zonnestelsel stamde. Het woord Nefilim is afgeleid van het Semitisch NFL (omlaaggeworpen zijn), wat dus duidt op 'die op de aarde zijn afgeworpen. Kennelijk waren de Nefilim en de Annunaki identiek. Zoals uit het Boek (van de) Dzyan blijkt was de Aarde voor de afdaling van de 'zonen der wijsheid; door een kosmische ramp verwoest. Uit verschillende evolutietakken begon zich homonide leven te ontwikkelen. Doch de beslissende evolutionaire vonk was tot dan toe uitgebleven. In het wereldbeeld van de Dzyan is evolutie een door de 'Drakekracht' Fohat intelligent gestuurd proces. Volgens de oude Tibetanen heeft elke geschikte planeet als bestemming leven voort te brengen, toneel te worden van een evolutie. 'Kosmische zonen' aldus het 'Boek (van de) Dzyan' koloniseren maagdelijke planeten, om hun lotsbestemming in vervulling te doen gaan. Volgens de occulte joodse traditie, de Kabbala, bestonden er twee Adams - de 'hemelse Adam', die naar de aarde afdaalde en de 'aardse Adam', de diermens, die zich op aarde heeft ontwikkeld. IN het Gilgamesj-epos wordt zo'n diermens (wellicht een Neanderthaler?) beschreven. Hij heet 'Enkidu': 'die in de steppe geboren werd': 'Dicht behaard is zijn hele lichaam, toegerust met hoofdharen als een vrouw, hij kent gezin noch thuisland; voedt zich, met de gazellen, met gras; met de wilde dieren worstelt hij aan de drinkplaatsen; in de wemelende schepselen in het water verheugt zich zijn hart.' Volgens de Soemerirs werd de mens geschapen als slaaf van de goden. De ondergoden van de Annunaki waren in verzet gekomen omdat de inspanning te groot was en het werk te zwaar. de Bijbel noemt de aanvoerder van de 'gevallen engelen' Lucifer. Enlil wil hem ;aten terechtstellen, maar Anu en diens zoon Enki hebben een beter plan: een 'Lulu' moet gecreerd worden, een 'lagere primitief', de mens. Het vostel wordt door de Annunaki toegejuicht: 'Zij riepen tot de godin, de vroedvrouw der goden, ze vroegen de wijze Mammi: 'Gij, godin van de geboorte, schep arbeiders! Schep een simpele werker, die het juk moet dragen! Laat de werker het juk van de goden dragen!' Mammi creerde de mens uit leem respectievelijk uit TI.IT. In het Soemerisch beteket dat leem, maar tevens 'hetgeen leven is;, en 'shiru' (vlees of zaad). Want 'lulu' betekent niet alleen 'primitief', maar ook 'de gemengde'. Toen sprak de godin tot de Annunaki: 'Jullie legden mij een taak voor, Ik heb haar uitgevoerd (...) Ik ontneem jullie de zware arbeid en leg hem de werker, de mens, op. Ik heb het juk van jullie weggenomen, ik heb jullie de vrijheid gegeven. Volgens het Soemerische scheppingsepos werd de mens 'boven het land' AB.ZU geschapen. AB.ZU was Zuidoost-Afrika, het land waar de mijnen van de Annunaki zich bevonden. In het Semitisch werd het ZA.AB genoemd. In BAD.TIBIRA werd het gouderts gezuiverd, nadat het naar Eridu was gebracht. Deze Afrikaanse goudmijnen lagen in Zuid-Zimbabwe (Monotopa), waar volgens oude Zoeloe-legenden - 'slaven gewerkt hebben die door het eerste Volk kunstmatig van vlees en bloed geschapen waren. Deze slaven vochten tegen de aapmensen toen de grote ster aan de hemel verscheen.' De meeste geleerden zijn het erover eens dat de mens inderdaad 'boven Abzu' ontstond, in Tanzania en Kenya. De Neanderthaler verscheen pas na de komst van de Homo Sapiens en is dus noch voorloper van de 'Cro-Magnon-mens', noch van de Homo Sapiens, de tegenwoordige mens. Volgens Het Gilgamesj-epos moeten Homo Sapiens en Neanderthaler ooit tijdgenoten zijn geweest. De Neanderthaler was echter nimmer de 'missing link'. De Neanderthaler moet trouwens niet zonder meer als stupide mensaap gekarakteriseerd worden; hij had een grotere herseninhoud dan de huidige mens en beschikte over een goed ontwikkeld spraakcentrum. Uit grafvondsten blijkt dat hij zijn doden begroef, en grafgiften, waaronder bloemen, aan de dode meegaf. Indien het ei van een primaatvrouwtje met het sperma en de genen van een Annunaki-god bevrucht en daarna bij een Annunaki-vrouw gemplanteerd en door haar voldragen zijn, zou de mythe van de twee Adams te verklaren zijn: de 'aardse Adam' was het produkt van deze verbintenis - gelijk de mythische Gilgamesj - 'twee derde godheid, n derde mens'. De 'hemelse Adam' echter is zijn vader: Enki. Een astronaut van Nibiru, de planeet die wij Phaton noemen. Hij is de 'missing link', de ontbrekende schakel, die tot het ontstaan van de mens leidde. De Soemerische scheppingsmythe gaat verder: 'Nadat Anu, Enlil, Enki en Sud de zwartkoppen (mensen) hadden geschapen, vermenigvuldigden zij bloeiende vegetatie in het hele land, kunstig schiepen zij vierpotige dieren; in de E.DIN plaatsten zij ze.' Volgens de Babylonische geschiedschrijver Berossus was het begin van de 'heerschappij van de goden' over tweestromenland 432.000 jaar voor de grote vloed, ongeveer 442.000 v.C. De Soemerische koninlijst zegt: 'Toen het koningschap uit de hemel kwam, was Eridu het eerste koninkrijk, A.LU.LIM werd koning in eridu, hij heerste 28.800 jaar. A.LAL.GAR heerste 36.000 jaar, Deze twee koningen heersten 64.800 jaar Eridu's koningschap werd op Bad Tibira overgedragen EN.MEN.LU.AN.NA heerste in Bad Tibiria 43.200 jaar EN.NEN.GAL.AN.NA heerste 28.000 jaar Drie koningen heersten 108.000 jaar... Acht koningen heersten 241.200 jaar. Toen kwam de vloed.' Dat zijn 414.000 jaar 'voor de vloed'. Gedurende 144.000 jaar of 40 'sjars', periodes van elk 3600 jaar. na de 'afdaling; naar de Aarde, 'duldden' de Annunaki ' de zware arbeid' op aarde eer ze in opstand kwamen. Als de Annunaki respectievelijk rond 442.000 en 426.000 v.C. op aarde kwamen dan moet hun opstand en daarmee de schepping van de mens ca. 300.000 280.000 jaar geleden hebben plaatsgevonden. Dit komt overeen met het tijdstip dat de Homo Sapiens ontstond. enki wilde uit de 'Lulu' een intelligente en zelfstandige aardbevolking scheppen, terwijl het Enlil om heerschappij over de Aarde te doen was. Misschien wilde hij daar ooit de bevolking van de planeet nibiru vestigen. Volgens de fragmentarische 'Geschiedenis van Adapa' ontwikkelde Enki de mens met behulp van zijn eigen zaad verder tot een nieuwe modelmens, die hij Adapa noemde: 'Met groot inzicht vervolmaakte hij hem, wijsheid (had hi hem geschonken) (...) Hem had hij kennis gegeven, eeuwig leven had hij hem niet gegeven.' Enlil raakte buiten zichzelf van woede toen hij van Enki's experiment vernam. Hij eiste onmiddelijke vernietiging van die 'denkende mens'. Echter Anu had het laatste woord en enlil moest zich schikken. Niettemin verdreef hij de mensen uit zijn machtsgebied, de tuin van E.DIN. De mens was nu zelfstandig geworden en stond op het punt zich te gaan civiliseren. Adam en Eva verwekten nakomelingen. De Bijbel maakt gewag van tien generaties voor de zondvloed. Het was de periode waarin de 'zonen Gods', het volk van de s(j)em, met de dochters van de mensen verkeerden, de tijd van aanwezigheid van de goden op aarde. Daar kwam abrupt een einde aan toen 'de hemelen geschokt' werden, toen de 'planeet van de goden', Nibiru-Phaton, explodeerde. 3 Ruimtevaart voor de Steentijd Als wij de oudste overleveringen van de mensheid - die van Soemerirs, Voorindirs, Chinezen, Egyptenaren en vele andere volkeren - onder de loep nemen, valt ons in verband met de mogelijkheid van vliegen telkens opnieuw een merkwaardige symboliek op: metaalachtig glimmende vogels, draken, vliegende schilden, ijzeren slangen, vliegende wagens en schepen. Stammen die nu mondiaal alleen uit dichterlijke fantasie of is toch veeleer sprake van gesymboliseerde beschrijvingen van tastbare vliegende toestellen, die interplanetaire reizen konden maken? Een Indische Sanskriettekst van M. Bharadwaja beschrijft in een achttal hoofdstukken de bouw van verschillende types vliegmachines - de zogenoemde Vimana's. Deze maakten niet alleen vluchten op aarde, maar ook en zonder problemen maakten ze interplanetaire reizen. De tekst beschrijft hoe vliegtuigen kunnen stilstaan en zelfs onzichtbaar gemaakt kunnen worden, het afluisteren van gesprekken en geluiden in vijandelijke toestellen, de richting te bepalen van waaruit vijandelijke vliegmachines naderen. In de bibliotheekcollectie van Assurbanipal bevond zich een Chaldeeuwse (Babylonische) weergave van de zondvloed, die tenminste 1500 jaar ouder was dan die van de Bijbel: 'Alle verschrikkelijke stormen kwamen tezamen, de zondvloed, de vernietigende, raasde met hen mee. Toen zeven dagen, zeven nachten de stormvloed door het land geraasd had, de geweldige ark op het grote water slingerde, kwam de zonnegod te voorschijn, hemel en aarde belichtend. Ziusudra opende een luik van de geweldige ark. Het licht van de held Utu viel in de geweldige ark. Ziusudra, de koning, wierp zich voor Utu neer. Een os slachtte de koning, slachtoffers bracht hij.' ZIU.SUDRA (in het Akkadisch Uta-Napisjtim genaamd) - koning van Sjurripak - belichaamde de Soemerische Noach. De Soemerische goden waren van het dreigende onheil op de hoogte. enlil wilde de mensheid aan de catastrofe overleveren omdat hun snelle vermenigvuldiging hem tegen de borst stuitte. Maar enki spande zich voor hun redding in. Hij haalde Enlil over een 'Sulili' te bouwen, een rondom met teer dichtgemaakt, overdekt schip. Enki gaf Uta-Napisjtim opdracht het zaad'van al wat leeft' aan boord te brengen. Toen kwam de ramp: 'De maan verdween (...) Het uiterlijk van het weer veranderde. De regen bulderde in de wolken (...) De windern werden wild (...) De zondvloed barstte los.' Evenals Noach belandde Uta-Napisjtim tenslotte op de berg Ararat. De Annunaki hadden de aarde tijdens de catastrofe verlaten en bevonden zich nu in een baan om de aarde: 'De grote Annunaki, die het lot bepaalt beraadslaagde met hen over het land. Zij die de vier gebieden geschapen hadden, de nederzettingen gevestigd hadden en het land overzagen, zij waren te hoog boven voor het mensgelacht.' De Annunaki besloten tussen zichzelf en de mensen koningen en priesters als intermediairs in te schakelen. 'het koningschap daalde af vanuit de hemel' en gaf de mensen opdracht allereerst de door de zondvloed verwoeste steden te herbouwen: 'Laat de stenen van alle steden op de gewijde plaatsen liggen, laat ze in heilige oorden rusten'. Het land werd in vier gebieden verdeeld. De mensen kregen Egypte, Tweestromenland en het dal van de Indus. Het vierde gebied - TIL.MUN - werd aan de goden voorbehouden. Het strekte zich uit vanaf het schiereiland Sina tot de Libanon en vormde het zogenaamde 'Heilige Land' van de Bijbel, zoals naderhand nog zal blijken. Dit gebied zou onder bevel van de godheid Sjamasj worden geplaatst. Uta-Napisjtim kreeg toestemming om in het 'land van de goden' te leven en -zoals zijzelf - onsterfelijk te worden. Later bleek dat de geschiedenis van de zondvloed slechts deel uitmaakte van een groter epos, dat nu bekend staat als het Gilgamesj-epos. Over Gilgamesj zelf wordt gezegd: 'Geheime dingen heeft hij gezien, wat voor de mens verborgen is, is hem bekend. Hij heeft zelfs mare gebracht van de tijden van voor de zondvloed. Hij ondernam ook de reis naar de (verte) inspannend en met moeilijkheden hij keerde terug en schreef al zijn beslommeringen in een stenen zuil.' De grote Kaukasische 'ingewijde' Georg Iwanowitsj Gurdjieff had van zijn vader verhalen gehoord die van generatie op generatie overgeleverd waren en die navertellingen van het Gilgamesj-epos waren gebleken. Gilgamesj was een nakomeling van de grote godheid Sjamasj, die Sippar stichtte. Na de zondvloed had een mensvrouw Sjamasj een zoon geschonken die later hogepriester werd van de tempel van An - tot zijn vader hem opdroeg de stad Uruk te stcihten. Hij regeerde 324 jaar, zijn zoon 420 jaar. Gilgamesj was de zoon van de koning van Uruk en van de godin NIN.SUN. Hij was de vijfde heerser over de stad. De godmens Gilgamesj raakt bevriendt met de diermens Enkidu. De wederom vermelde onbegrijpelijk lange levensduur van de 'god-koningen' van voor de zondvloed wekt het vermoeden dat in die tijd methodes bekend waren om het leven aanzienlijk te verlengen. Het land van de goden, TIL.MUN wordt beschermd door de wachter Chumbaba, die zich in de Libanon ophoudt. Gilgamesj is samen met Enkidu op weg om onsterfelijkheid van de goden te bemachtigen. De lange reis heeft het tweetal vermoeid en ze vallen in slaap. Midden in de nacht schrikt Gilgamesj, bevend over zijn hele lichaam, uit zijn slaap op. 'Ging daar soms een god voorbij?', vraagt hij huiverend aan Enkidu: 'Waarom ben ik nu toch zo ontdaan (...) Vriend, dat was wat ik zag en het was ontzettend: De hemelen krijsten, het aardrijk dreunde! De dag verstarde, duisternis daalde, een bliksem flitste, vlammen laaiden oP! Toen verdween de gloed, het vuur doofde. En al wat omlaagkwam werd as!' Beleefde Gilgamesj daar, van de 'woning der goden' uit, hoe een 'mu' - een raket - van start ging? Ondanks dit gaat het tweetal voort en ze bereiken de poort: 'Verwonderd staan ze aan de ingang van het woud. Waar Chumbaba placht te gaan was een voetspoor, heel recht liepen de sporen, een kanaal van vuur. Ze zien de Cederberg, de woonplaats van de goden, de sleuven van Isjtar,' 'Met zijn voetzolen stampt het (Chumbaba) op de aarde, doet Hermon en Libanon trillen. Toen kwamen zwarte en witte wolken, de dood regent als mist op hen neer.' Helaas zijn de kleitabletten op deze plek te slecht bewaard gebleven om eruit op te kunnen maken hoe Gilgamesj zich tegen het 'monster met de dodende stralen' verweerde. Slechts enkele raadselachtige verwijzingen naar 'lichtglansstalen' konden ontcijferd worden, die Chumbaba kennelijk tegen Gilgamesj inschakelde. Gifgas? Dodelijke straling? Chumbaba was in elk geval geen dierlijk mythisch monster, geen voorwereldlijke draak, maar naar alle waarschijnlijkheid een machinale verdedigingsrobot. Toch weet Gilgamesj hem met behulp van de god Sjamasj te verslaan. Het 'hemelgewaad' van de godin Isjtar is vermoedelijk een ruimtepak. Isjtar raakt verliefd op Gilgamesj, maar deze wijst haar liefde af, waarop zij hem vervloekt. Ze stuurt de 'hemelstier' op het tweetal af. Enkidu biedt het monster het hoofd. Briesend van woede woelt het door zijn gesnuif een krater in de aarde en als door een stormwind wordt Enkidu in dat gat geblazen. Maar hij weet er weer uit te klauteren en de hemelstier te doden. Gaat het hier nu om een mythe, om oeroude goden- en heldensagen of berust het Gilgamesj-epos toch op een 'antiek' mythologisch ingekleed verslag van werkelijk gebeurde dingen? Gilgamesj heeft volgens de Soemerische koningslijst 4900 jaar geleden geleefd. De grootste tempelrune van de antiekewereld was eens de tempel van Balbek. In 63 v.C. werd hier door de Romeinen begonnen met de aanleg van de Jupitertempel. Archeologische opgravingen vonden onder deze nog andere tempels. De oude Grieken vereerden hier hun zonnegod Helios en hadden de stad Heliopolis gedoopt. Volgens de Romeinse schrijver Macrobius (omstreeks 400 v.C.) aanbaden reeds de Assyrirs hier hun zonnegod Adad (Saturnalia I,23). Adad, zoon van Enlil en broer van Isjtar, werd koning over de 'berglanden van het Noorden'. De Soemerische naam voor Adad was Sjamasj. Was mogelijk Balbek de landings- en startplaats van de Annunaki? Het platform van Balbek bestaat uit zeer grote monolieten. De drie grootste zijn elk 20 meter lang, vier meter hoog en drie meter breedl elk van de drie enorme steenblokken weegt ruim boven de 1000 ton. Ze zijn niet alleen zwaarder dan de overige, ze zijn ook van veel en veel oudere datum. Voor de Arabieren was de tempel van Balbek het oudste bouwwerk op aarde. Volgens overleveringen zou hij opgericht zijn in de tijd van Adam en Eva, die na hun verjaging uit de 'hof van Eden' in de omgeving van Damascus hebben geleefd. Damascus pretendeert de ;oudste stad van de wereld' te zijn, omdat Adam haar zou hebben gesticht. Volgens patriarch Johannes Maro van Damascus luidde de legende als volgt: 'Kan, zoon van Adam, bouwde de stad in het jaar 133 van de Schepping in een vlaag van waanzin. Hij gaf haar de naam van zijn zoon Henoch en bevolkte haar met reuzen, die om hun misdadigheid met de zonvloed werden gestraft.' Volgens Maro zou de bijbelse Nimrod de vesting na de zondvloed hebben herbouwd, omdat hij de 'hemel trachtte te bereiken'. Een verwijzing misschien naar de bouw van de toren van Babel? Deze zou dan niet in Babylon, maar op het tempelplateau in Baalbek hebben gestaan. Na de zondvloed werd het land andermaal gekoloniseerd. De goden zochten nieuwe gebieden en er vestigden zich mensen in Soemeri. In de Bijbel wordt Baalbek ook 'Beth Sjemesj' genoemd, 'het huis van Sjamasj'. Ook in Beneden-Egypte bevond zich een Beth-Sjemesj, dooe de Egyptenaren zelf On genoemd (Grieks: Heliopolis). Volgens een overlevering streed de god Bal (naar wie Baalbek werd genoemd) met Mot vanwege een 'stralende steen'. deze steen stelde Bal in staat met zowel de hemel als elke plaats op aarde contact op te nemen: 'Het is een ding dat woorden uitzendt, een steen die fluistert. De mensen zullen zijn boodschappen niet kennen, de massa's op aarde ze niet begrijpen.' Volgens de sage troonde Bal op de 'hoogte van Zaphon', een verwijzing naar Baalbek. Mogelijk was zo'n fluistersteen het voorbeeld van orakelstenen, 'navels' genaamd. Ons woord navel is weer afgeleid van het Soemerische NA.BA(R), wat 'glimmend lichte steen die verklaart' betekent. Door Soemerirs, Babylonirs en Assyrirs werd get oostelijke Middelandse Zeegebied Tilmun genoemd. Maar aan welk legendarisch land werd die naam ontleend? Tilmun heeft ons al voor bijna evenveel raadselen geplaatst als het legendarische Atlantis. 'In Tilmun krast de raaf niet, de leeuw doodt niet; de wolf doodt niet het lam, onbekend is de zaden-etende beer. De zieke zegt niet 'ik ben ziek', de oude vrouw zegt niet 'ik ben oud', de oude man zegt niet 'ik ben oud'.' Het zou gelegen zijn aan de 'monding van de rivieren. Nabij Baalbek ontspringen twee rivieren en evenals de Libanon is het een bergland, en de plaats waar Sjamasj opstijgt. Tilmun wordt ook vermeld als rijke handelspartner van de Assyrische koningen en dan zou ook Phoenici bedoeld kunnen zijn. Nadat Enkidu de 'hemelstier' heeft overwonnen, besluiten de goden dat hij doet moet. Na Enkidu's dood gaat Gilgamesj op weg naar het zuiden en komt bij het Sina-gebergte. Daar 'waar zij dagelijks opstijging en afdaling bewaken, hoog boven verweven met de hemelband, diep beneden met de onderwereld, houden 'schorpioenmensen' aan de bergpoort de wacht, wier vreselijkheid enorm is, wier aanblik de dood is, wier afschrikwekkende glans bergen omhult, die over Sjamasj waken als hij opstijgt en afdaalt.' Er lijkt een twee raketbasis op de berg Sina te zijn. TIL.MUN betekent 'land van het leven'. De Ararat ligt op het velengde van de lijn tussen beide Heliopolissen. Jeruzalem is een der oudste steden van de mensheid. Reeds in Egyptische optekeningen uit de 19e eeuw v.C. komt de stad als 'Urusjalim' voor als stichting van de god Sjalim, welke door de experts gelijk gesteld werd met de Soemerische god Sjamasj. In de Haggada staat over de Voortijd: 'De nakomelingschap van de verbinding tussen de negelen (Nefilim) en de vrouwen van Kanan waren de reuzen roemrucht om hun kracht en zondigheid. Ze dragen vele namen; n daarvan is de naam Repham.' Een van de laatste halfgoden was de in Beth Sjemesj (Baalbek) geboren Samson. Jeruzalem lijkt het communicatiecentrum van de Annunaki-Nefilim geweest te zijn. In het apocriefe boek, het 'Boek der Jubeljaren', ook wel 'Openbaring van Mozes' genoemd, staat dat er vier oorden Gods op aarde waren: de Tuin der Eeuwigheid in het Cedergebergte, de 'Berg van het Oosten' - de Ararat -, Sina en Zion (Jeruzalem). 'Tuin der eeuwigheid, de allerheiligste, is het thuisoord van de Heer; en de berg Sina, in het centrum van de woestijn; en de berg Zion, het middelpunt van de navel van de wereld. Deze drie werden geschapen als heilige oorden, met elkaar verbonden.' Voor binnenvliegende piloten moest om zich te kunnen orinteren op Memphis of Heliopolis op drie kunstmatige bergen: de piramides van Gizeh! De bouwers van deze piramides moeten geniale mathematici en architecten zijn geweest. Maar wie waren deze bouwers? Volgens Herodotus had farao Cheops de grootste piramide gebouwd met behulp van 100.000 slaven, maar Herodotus leefde 2000 jaar na Cheops en had zijn inlichtingen van Egyptische tempeldienaars gekregen, die mogelijk dezelfde overdrijvingen in hun vertellingen inlasten als huidige Egyptische gidsen. De Arabische schrijver Masaudi in de tiende eeuw schreef echter dat de twee grootste piramides gebouwd werden door Surid, een der eerste koningen van Egypte voor de zondvloed. De Arabische historicus en arts Abu Sa'id el Balchi ontcijferde de toen nog aanwezige inscriptie op de buitenbekleding van de piramide. Hieruit bleek dat de piramide ruim 73.000 jaar oud moet zijn. Egyptologen wijzen echter de Arabische dateringen van de hand en gaan uitsluitend af op het getuigenis van Herodotus. De enige authentieke inscriptie die de faraonaam Cheops vermeldt vertelt dat Cheops de tempel NAAST de Piramide en de Sfinx liet bouwen - dat twee andere bouwwerken derhalve al bestonden. De Sfinx wordt gewoonlijk pas aan Cheops' opvolger, farao Chefren, toegeschreven. Latere inscripties noemen de piramides ook 'hemelbergen'. De zoon van de legendarische kalief Haroen al Rasjid, kalief Al Mamoem, wilde in het jaar 820 in de piramide doordringen omdat hij vernomen had van werkelijk sprookjesachtige zaken die erin verborgen zouden zijn. Er zou een geheime kamer zijn, waar zich niet alleen hemelkaartem en kaarten van de aarde bevonden, maar ook 'wapens die nietroestten' en 'glas dat gebogen kon worden zonder te breken'. Hoe exact de daar mogelijk aanwezige kaarten zouden kunnen zijn bewijst wel de 'Piri Reis-kaart', die in 1513 door de Turkse marine-officier Piri Reis Ibn Haji Mehmed getekend was 'op basis van 20 verschillende kaarten', zoals Piri Reis zelf aangeeft, en waarvan de oudste dateerde uit de tijd van Alexander de Grote. De Piri Reis-kaart toont de kusten van Frankrijk, Spanje en West-Afrika met ongelooflijke precisie, voorts Midden- en Zuid-Amerika, met inbegrip van het Andesgebergte, dat pas in 1530 door Francisco Pizarro werd ontdekt. Het bijzonderste is wel dat beneden Vuurland naar de Zuidpool (Antartica) een landbrug is getekend, die eveneens buitengewoon gedetailleerd mag heten. De kaart toont namelijk de precieze details van de sinds 11.000 jaar onder 'eeuwig' ijs bedolven noordkust van Antartica, waaronder de landbrug die inderdaad voor de IJstijd bestond. Pas opmetingen van het zuidelijke gedeelte van de Atlantische Oceaan in 1957/1958 bewezen dat de Piri Reiskaart van een ongelooflijke nauwkeurigheid was. Ondanks de nauwkeurigheid valt een zekere vertekening op die de indruk wekt dat ze van grote hoogte werd opgenomen. De kaart toont de aarde zoals ze vanuit een satelliet, die hoog boven Caro zweeft, wordt waargenomen. Met andere woorden: van boven de Grote Piramide van Gizeh. Hier vlakbij ligt Heliopolis, het Bijbelse 'On', de heilige Egyptische stad van de zonnegod Re. Volgens Oudegyptische overlevering werd de wereld op de heuvel van Heliopolis geschapen. Op deze heuvel was de aankomstplaats van de goden en ze stegen vandaar ook weer op naar de hemel. n vervoermiddel was de 'Ben-Ben' ('de Hemelbark'). De mythe van 'Ben-Ben' wortelt in de eerste drie dynastien van het Oude Rijk (2900-2040 v.C.), en misschien zelfs in de eeuwen daarvoor en bestond derhalve sedert het begin van het rijk der farao's. De oorspronkelijke naam van Heliopolis -Junu- betekent 'pijlerstad'; men kan echter ook zeggen 'raketstad'. In Griekse sagen wordt Heliopolis geassocieerd met de 'zon-achtige vogel Phoenix', mogelijk een foutieve vertaling van het woord 'benu' benvogel. Volgens Ovidius in zijn 'Metamorfosen' wordt de Phoenix om de 500 jaar in Heliopolis verband om daarna uit zijn eigen as herboren te worden. De uit zijn eigen as symboliseerde de start van een raket. De zogenoemde Oenas-tekst in een piramide-inscriptie van farao Oenas uit de 5de dynastie (2563-2423 v.C.) klinkt als een contemporain verslag van een dergelijke raketstart: "geslagen wordt voor hem, Oenas, een bordes, opdat hij daarvan naar de hemel opstijgt. En hij stijgt op op de rook van de grote rookontwikkeling. Hij vliegt en zet zich op de lage troon die in uw schip is, O Re (...) De hemel spreekt, de aarde trilt, de aarde beeft; beide gebieden der goden roepen, de grond barst open als hij over het gewelf vaart. De aarde lacht, de hemel glimlacht als de koning naar de hemel opstijgt. De hemel juicht hem toe, de aarde beeft voor hem. De donderende storm drijft hem aan, het dondert gelijk Seth. De hemelwachters openen de deuren voor hem (...) Zij zien de koning vliegen als een valk, als een god. Om te leven bij zijn vaders, om te eten met zijn moeders. De koning is een hemelstier, wiens buik vol magie van het vlammeneiland is. Hij vliegt, deze koning Oenas, weg van jullie, van jullie stervelingen. Hij is niet van de aarde, hij is van de hemel. Deze koning vliegt gelijk een wolk naar de hemel, gelijk een vogel.' 4 De God van de Bijbel kwam uit Nippur Ondanks moderne wetenschappelijke tekstanalyses van de Bijbel kon daarover tot op heden geen eensgezindheid worden bereikt. Als echter al over de uitleg van vastgelegde teksten tal van uiteenlopende opvattingen wat betreft hun juistheid en waarheidsgehalte fel verdedigd of bestreden worden, ligt de conclusie voor de hand dat de onderscheidene interpretaties niet van objectieve, doch alleen van subjectieve aard kunnen zijn. Dat is tevens de wortel van de buitengewoon grote geestelijke verdeeldheid van de mensheid. Achter alle religieuze visises verbergt zich de vraag naar het "Waarom'. Een vraag waar de mens zichzelf mee confronteert om de zin van zijn bestaan en herkomst te doorgronden, omdat hij beseft dat aan dat bestaan tijdgrenzen gesteld zijn. Mohenjodaro is een der oudste steden van de mensheid. Deze omstreeks 3300 v.C. gebouwde stad beleefde haar bloeitijd parallel aan de tempelsteden van de Soemerirs en aan de bouw van de koningsteden in Egypte. Tot ongeveer 2000 v.C. kende de stad aan de Indus, in het huidige Pakistan, haar hoogtij. Daarna verdween ze, van de ene dag op de andere; naar alle waarschijnlijkheid moet een grote ramp hebben plaatsgevonden. In Voorindische legenden wordt gesproken van een ooit onmetelijke rijke stad aan de Indus, die tijdens een 'vuurstorm; ten onder ging. Een 'vuurstorm' die was ontketend door de 'afschrikwekkende wapens' van haar vijanden. Mohenjo Daro betekent 'Heuvel der Doden'. De vuurstorm kan slechts vergeleken worden met de atoombomexplosie van Hirosjima. Volgens berekeningen woonden er tijdens haar bloeiperiode tussen de 40.000 en 60.000 mensen in Mohenjodaro. Het meest opmerkelijke van de stad was de voortreffelijke riolering. Verder bevond zich een overdekt zwembad in de stad, waar een stoombad op aangesloten was. Deze metropool was haar tijd zeker eeuwen vooruit. Er werden hier 1200 van speksteen gesneden zegels gevonden, waarop het nog onontcijferde schrift van de Induscultuur staat afgebeeld. In Soemeri en aan de kust van de Perzische Golf werden vergelijkbare zegels gevonden. Ook de op het Paaseiland ontdekte schrijftafeltjes vertonen symbolen die identiek zijn aan die uit het dal van de Indus. Op enige afstand ten noorden van Mohenjodaro stond de 'tweelingstad' Harappa. Deze stad wes even oud en even groot. Aanvankelijk werd gedacht dat de binnenvallende Arirs de steden hadden verwoest, maar deze hypothese moest worden afgewezen daar er een leemte bestaat tussen het voorkomen van het aan de Arirs toe te schrijven grauwe aardewerk en van het rode van de Harappa-cultuur, een leemte van ongeveer 600 jaar. Sojetrussische archeologen beweerden echter dat prehistorische kernwapens de steden verwoest zouden hebben. Volgens het nationale Indiase epos Mahabharata was er bij de Slag van Kurukshetra, 4000 jaar geleden, waarmee het Gouden Tijdperk eindigde, een goddelijk wapen gelijk een atoombom gebruikt, waarbij lichamen zo verbrand werden dat ze onherkenbaar waren geworden en haren en nagels uitvielen. De skeletten die in Mohenjodaro waren gevonden waren sterk radioactief besmet. De halfgoden beschikten over geheimzinnige vliegmachines - de Vimana's. Ook het bijbelverhaal over de verwoesting van Sodom en Gomorra doet denken aan een atoombomexplosie. Volgens n van de Dode Zeerollen was de gebeurtenis als volgt: 'Een zuil van rook en stof steeg op, zoals een rookzuil die uit het hart van de aarde komt. Hij stortte over Sodom en Gomorra een regen vanzwavel en vuur uit en verwoestte de stad, de hele vlakte, alle inwoners en alle planten (...) En Lot woonde in Zoar, maar vestigde zich in de bergen, want hij was bang om in Zoar te blijven. De mensen werd aangezegd de oorden van komende explosie te verlaten, niet naar de ontploffing te kijken en zich onder de grond te verbergen (...) De vluchtelingen die zich omdraaiden, werden blind en stierven.' Sargon van Akkad had het eerste beroepsleger uit de geschiedenis. In het centrum van zijn hoofdstad Akkad (of Agade) stond de prachtige Isjtartempel UL.MASCH genaamd. Sargon liet ook in Nippur, Ur, Adab, Kisj, Der, Akshak en Umma Isjtartempels bouwen. Hoewel Sargon een groot rijk stichtte liet hij het 'huis der goden', Dilmun met rust. Zijn kleinzoon Naramsin echter viel dit wel binnen. Vandaar dat de goden een vloek over Akkad uitspraken. De goden vernietigden Akkad zo grondig, dat de runes tot op heden niet zijn gevonden. De god Enlil riep het bergvolk der Guteen op die onder Sjarkalsjarri, de opvolger van Naramsin, de gevelde stad overvielen. Hierbij werd de stad Aratta vernietigd. Aratta was de 'stad met de witte muren en de machtige graansilo's' en bevond zich aan gene zijde van het land Anshan (het zuidoosten van het tegenwoordige Iran) aan de 'brede rivier Kur' - d.w.z. Mohenjodaro aan de Indus. Met het einde van Akkad begon voor de Soemerische steden in het zuiden een korte renaissance van juist 109 jaar. De Elamieten maakte een einde aan 'de derde dynastie van Ur'. Volgens de Bijbel was Abraham een tijdgenoot van Amrafel, de koning van Sinear, Arioch, de koning van Ellasar, Kedarlaomer, de koning van Elam, en Tideal, de koning van de volkeren. De Assyrische kronieken getuigen van een jarenlange oorlog, waarbij een koning van Elam, Kudur-Laghamar, met andere heersers een verbond sloot, onder wie een Eri-aku van Larsa en een Tud-ghula, die gemakkelijk als Kedarlaomer, Arioch en Tideal gedentificeerd kunnen worden. Daarmee zou dan 'Amrafel, de koning van Sinear' niemand anders zijn geweest dan Amar-Pal, respectievelijk Amar-Sin, de koning van Ur. Volgens Flavius Josephus heerste Abraham in Damascus, waar hij een vreemdeling was, nadat hij met een leger uit het land van boven Babylon was gekomen. Assyrische overleveringen hebben het over de'zoon van de priester die door de goden verkozen was', die aan de oever van de Dode Zee vijandelijke troepen had tegengehouden. In de kroniek van Amar-Sin is vastgelegd dat 'de weidegronden van de kudden van IB.RU.UM werden aangevallen.' Ibruum? Hebben we hier te doen met Abraham, wiens kudden proviand voor zijn leger vormden. Was zijn vader Terah - in het Akkadisch Tirhu - priester? Over de herkomst van Abraham in de Bijbel wordt hij als Ibri aangeduid, dat onjuist vertaald werd als 'Hebreer'. Volgens de theorie van Sitchin moet 'Ibri' als NI.IB.RI, 'stammend uit Nippur' worden uitgelegd. De hoofdgod van Nippur was Enlil, in het Akkadisch Ili of Ilulu. Mogelijk is de naam 'El', de god van Abraham, en de naam 'Allah' van dezelfde oorsprong. Er was een Babylonische tegenhanger van Job, Tabu-utul-bel. Na de verwoesting van Baalbek was de ruimteluchthaven in de Sina het laatste steunpunt van de goden in het land Tilmun. Volgens het "Erra-epos" was er een 'oorlog tussen de goden' over de rivaliteit tussen Marduk en Erra-Nergal, de zonen van Enki. Marduk is de latere heerser van Babylon. Marduks zoon Nebu weet de Kannitische steden aan zijn kant te krijgen (mogelijk Sodom, Gomorra, Adma en Zoar?) Nergal daarentegen weest Ur en diens bondgentoten voor zijn zaak te winnen. In het dal van Siddim weet Kudur-Laghamar de Kananitische vorsten te verslaan maar wordt ten slotte door Abraham verslagen. Marduk vindt zijn toevlucht in het land der Hetieten en keert naar Babylon terug. De oorlog gaat echter voort. Erra (Nergal) grijpt naar het 'uiterste wapen' om Nebu en zijn steden te vernietigen. Maar behalve dat de steden vernietigd werden werd Soemeri ook zelf het slachtoffer van een vloek, omdat de 'kwade wind' (nucleaire 'fall-out') zorgde voor een epidemie. In Nippur, Eridu en Mohenjodaro waren vele doden te betreuren. 5. Het Nineve-effect Begin 1991 stonden de twee grootste legermachten sinds het einde van de Tweede Wereldoorlog tegenover elkaar: een kleine miljoen soldaten aan Iraakse en ongeveer 600.000 aan geallieerde zijde. Een werkelijk apocalyptisch scenario, dat door de Irakese leider, Saddam Hoessein, werd uitgeroepen tot 'Heilige Oorlog' en 'Moeder van alle Veldslagen'. Hij probeerde telkens de aandacht van zijn annexatie van Koeweit af te leiden door te wijzen op een doorn in het vlees van de Arabische volkeren: de Palestijnse kwestie. Hij vergeleek zijn bezetting van het olie-emiraat met de bezetting van Palestina door Isral en maakt van elke gelegenheid gebruik om Tel Aviv met zijn SCUD-raketten te teisteren. Het scheelde niet veel of de Golfoorlog had zich tot een oorlog om Isral kunnen uitbreiden. Als de joodse staat zich tot een tegenaanval had laten provoceren, zou Saddam Hoessein er gemakkelijk in geslaagd zijn de Arabische landen aan zijn kant te krijgen. In het Bijbelboek Ezechil staat: 'Zo zegt de Here Here. Ik haal de Isralieten weg uit de volkeren naar wier gebied zij gegaan zijn; ik zal hen van alle kanten bijeen verzamelen en hen naar hun land brengen.' Deze voorspelling van de omstreeks 623 v.C. geboren Ezechil brengen de joden in verband met de stichting van de staat Isral in het jaar 1948. Echter voorspelt de profeet ook naderend onheil: 'Mensenkind, richt uw aangezicht tegen Gog in het land Magog, de grootvorst van Mesech en Tubal. Ik zal u komen halen, haken slaan in uw kaken en u doen uittrekken met uw gehele leger (...) een grote schare met grote en kleine schilden (...) Na geruime tijd zult gij een bevel ontvangen; in toekomende jaren zult gij optrekken tegen het land dat zich van de krijg hersteld heeft, (een volk) dat uit het gebied van vele volken bijeengebracht is op de bergen Issrals die tot een blijvende wildernis waren geworden, maar het is uit de volken uitgeleid; allen wonen zij in gerustheid, Dan zult gij optrekken als een opkomend onweer; gij zult zijn als een wolk die de aarde bedekt, gij met al uw krijgsbenden en vele volken met u.' (Ez. 37:21-28, 38:1-9) Die profetie past opmerkelijk bij onze tijd. Zijn met de formulering 'zich van den krijg hersteld heeft' mogelijk het nationaal-socialisme en de Tweede Wereldoorlog bedoeld? Beschrijvingen van Johannes van Patmos in Openbaringen wijzen eveneens op onze tijd; ze doen aan moderne wapentechnieken denken. Daar is sprake van sprinkhanen die zich op het land werpen; ze hadden 'borstschilden als ijzeren harnassen en het gedruis van wagens, wanneer vele paarden ten strijde draven (Openb. 9:9-10). Een omschrijving die vrij goed op moderne gevechtsvliegtuigen van toepassing zou kunnen zijn. Ezechil was een van de bannelingen die door Nebukadnezar naar Babylon werden gedeporteerd. Hij woonde in de omgeving van Nippur, aan de rivier de Chebar (eigenlijk een kanaal). Daar beleefde Ezechil dat 'een stormwind uit het noorden kwam, een zware wolk met flikkerend vuur en omgeven door een glans; daarbinnen, midden in het vuur, was wat er uitzag als blinkend metaal. En in het midden daarvan was wat geleek op vier wezens; en dit was hun voorkomen: zij hadden de gedaante van een mens' (Ez. 1:4-6). Vervolgens beschrijft Ezechil het uiterlijk van de vier vreemdelingen en dat van hun schip . Vervolgens maakt Ezechil met het schip een reis naar Jeruzalem en weer terug. NASA-ingenieur Josef F. Blumrich maakte een constructie van het door Ezechil beschreven ruimteschip. Waren het wezens van buiten de aarde - wellicht Annunaki - die met Ezechil contact opnamen? De profeet Jona moest naar Nineve om te voorzeggen dat de stad over veertig dagen verwoest zou worden. De koning en het volk geloofde dit en bekeerde zich. Hierop kwam God op zijn besluit om Nineve te verwoesten terug, dit tot woede van Jona. Het Nineve-effect is het gehoor geven aan een ernstige waarschuwing. 6 De erven van de Ark des Verbonds De Ark des Verbonds wordt vaak in verband gebracht met de Heilige Graal. De Tempelridders worden historisch niet in twijfel getrokken, maar men verbant wel de graal naar het rijk der fantasie. De grote Franse ziener - Nostradamus - had connecties met de Orde der Tempelieren en ook zijn er aanwijzingen naar betrekkingen met de Rozenkruizers en naar Heliopolis, de Zonnestad. Was Nostradamus in een oude traditie van ingewijden opgenomen? Alleen al de opvoeding door zijn grootvader, Jean de St. Remy, een ingewijde in de Joodse Kabbala, maar vooral zijn vrij langdurig vertoeven in Chambry en Orval wijzen daarop. Orval is de voormalige zusterabdij van het klooster Clairvaux, het klooster van de H. Bernardus van Clairvaux, die tot de oprichters van de Orde der Tempelridders behoorde. Volgens Nostradamus- kenner Grard de Sde behoorde Nostradamus sinds zijn verblijf in het klooster Orval tot een 'straf georganiseerd geheim genootschap' - de 'Prieur de Sion' - de opvolger van het door de kerk verboden Tempeliersorde. De geschiedenis van de Tempelridders gaat ver terug met de jonge ridder Hugo de Payens, die als 16-jarige aan de Eerste Kruistocht onder Godfried van Bouillon deelnam. Na de val van Jeruzalem in 1099 keerde hij terug naar Frankrijk, waar hij in dienst trad van graaf Hugo van Champagne. Vijf jaar later trok hij met graaf Hugo andermaal naar het Heilige Land. Ze bleven er echter niet lang. Teruggekeerd in Frankrijk nam de graaf spoedig contact op met Etienne Harding, abt van de cistercinzerorde. Daarop begonnen zorgvuldige bestuderingen van oude Hebreeuwse teksten, waarbij zelfs de hulp van rabbijnen uit Hoog-Bourgondi werd ingeroepen - een voor die tijd ongelooflijke gebeurtenis. In het jaar 1114 reisden beide ridders ten derde male naar Jeruzalem, om bij hun terugkomst in Frankrijk wederom Harding en de cistercinzers op te zoeken. Graaf Hugo van Champagne schonk die orde bovendien het woud van Bar-sur-Aube voor de stichting van de abdij van Clairvaux. Die taak nam Bernard de Fontaine, de latere H. Bernardus van Clairvaux, op zich. In 1119 trok Hugo de Payens, in gezelschap van zes ridders en twee cistercinzer monniken, voor de vierde maal naar Jeruzalem, alwaar zij zich begaven naar het paleis van Boudewijn I. Ze traden bij hem in dienst om de pelgrims te beschermen. Ze kregen een hele vleugel van zijn paleis tot beschikking, en die vleugel bevond zich volgens de legende op de fundamenten van de oude Tempel van Salomo. Vandaar de benaming Tempelridders. In het jaar 1125 volgde Hugo van Champagne hen, nadat hij vrouw en kinderen verstoten had. Echter ze beschermden de pelgrimroutes niet. In die periode namen ze aan geen enkel gevecht of toernooi deel. Zij hielden zich veeleer bezig met archeologische opgravingen in de vroegere paardestallen van koning Salomo en op het tempelterrein, of reden uit - geen mens wist waarheen. In 1127 keerden ze uit het Heilige Land weer naar Frankrijk terug. Hugo de Payens werd hier tot eerste Grootmeester van de orde benoemd. 'De Franse Tempelridders waren ook naar het Heilige Land getrokken om iets van groot belang te vinden, veilig te stellen en mee te nemen, iets bijzonder heiligs, dat zich in de Tempel van Salomo bevond: De Ark de s Verbonds,' aldus Louis Charpentier. De Bijbel zegt dat Mozes de Ark des Verbonds, na de ontvangst van de goddelijke wetten op de berg Sina, gebouwd heeft en dat ze voortaan als communicatiemiddel werd gebruikt. Ze vergezelde het volk van Isral op zijn tocht door de woestijn naar het heilige Land en werd bewaard in de 'Tent des Verbonds', tot koning Salomo in Jeruzalem de tempel had laten bouwen. Daar werd ze toen bewaard tot de profeet Jeremia haar voor de oprukkende legers van Nebukadnezar in een grot bij de berg Nebo verborg, Wat er daarna gebeurde is onzeker. Werd ze in de tweede tempel opnieuw geplaatst of voor de veiligheid in een der grotten onder de tempelrots verborgen? Het lijkt er in elk geval op dat ze door de Tempelridders werd ontdekt. Wat bevatte de Ark des Verbonds, of beter gezegd: wat is ze eigenlijk? Het betreft een kist, zoals ook al in de Soemerische tempels stond. Een schrijn voor het allerheiligste, 'waar God uit spreekt', die 'licht uitstraalt' als 'het goddelijke' bezit ervan neemt. Waarschijnlijk was de Ark des Verbonds bepaald niet ongevaarlijk, want de zonen van Aron, Nadab en Abihu, stierven door een soort elektrische stroom of een soort straling die vanuit de Ark des Verbonds kwam. De 'terafim' (orakelbeelden) vervulden dezelfde taak. De Soemerische ME's lijken voorlopers van de Ark des Verbonds te zijn. Beschikte Abraham over zo'n ME? En werd de Ark des Verbonds gebouwd om deze te kunnen huisvesten? Volgens het Boek der Jubeljaren' was Henoch de eerste mans die leerde schrijven en kennis vergaarde. Volgens het Slavische en Ethiopische boek Henoch daalden engelen van de 'Annunaki' af naar aarde op de berg Hermon, ofwel Baalbek. Het boek Henoch handelt over 12.000 jaar geschiedenis van de mensheid. Volgens de 'Sohar', het oudste hoofdstuk van de Joodse Kabbala, is een 'Boek Henoch' door Noach in zijn ark gered, had Abraham het meegenomen uit Ur en Mozes had het in de 'Ark des Verbonds' gelegd. De naam Henoch betekent de 'inzichthebber, de kenner'. In de koran wordt hij 'Idries' genoemd. Volgens Flavius Josephus moet Henoch gelijk worden gesteld met Hermes Trismegistos, waarmee de Egyptische god van de wijsheid Thot bedoeld is, die volgens de overlevering de Tabula Smaragdina (Smaragden Tafel) geschreven zou hebben. Daar zou 'alle wijsheid van het universum' zijn vastgelegd. Volgens de Sumeroloog Boulay was Henoch identiek aan de Soemeriche koning Enmeduranna, die in Sippar, de 'Vogelstad' regeerde. Als de Tempelridders de 'Ark des Verbonds' hebben gevonden, wat troffen ze dan aan? Volgens hun historie was het een 'baphomet', een zogenaamd sprekend hoofd. In het begin ging het de Tempelorde voorspoedig en vele leden uit de beste families traden tot de orde toe. Daar de Tempelridders vrijgesteld werden van tol en belastingen beschikten ze al spoedig over een geweldig bezit. Ze financieerden de bouw van de meeste gothische kathedralen, van Chartres tot Reims, en van Parijs tot Straatsburg, welke alle aan 'Notre Dame - Onze Lieve Vrouwe - gewijd werden. Tevens bemiddelden ze voor en bewerkten ze de ondertekening van de Magna Charta in Engeland. Ze onderhielden diplomatieke betrekkingen met de wereld van de Islam. Ze gingen voor in cartografie, landmeetkunde, wegenbouw en scheepvaart en richtten in heel Europa moderne ziekenhuizen met eigen artsen en chirurgen in. Hun eerste gebod was: zindelijkheid en hygine. Maar plotseling liep alles anders: de machtige Orde der Tempelridders werd in het jaar 1312 opeens strikt verboden. Filips IV van Frankrijk (1285-1314) benijdde de orde haar grote rijkdom. Hij zorgde ervoor dat Clemens V (1305-1314) paus werd en betichtte vervolgens de Tempelridders van 'godslastering' en 'afgodendienst'. Op 13 oktober 1307 werden in Frankrijk alle Tempelridders gevangengenomen en hun bezittingen geconfisqueerd. Maar de Tempelschat bevond zich al niet meer in Frankrijk. Het woord 'baphomet' was afgeleid van het Arabische 'abufihamet', wat zoiets als 'vader of bron van de wijsheid of begrip' betekent. Op 22 maart 1312 werd de Orde der Tempelridders opgeheven. Hun laatste grootmeester, Jacques de Molay, stierf op 11 maart 1314 in Parijs op de brandstapel. Filips IV en Clemens V stierven in hetzelfde jaar. In 1132 werd de abdij van Orval het dochterklooster van Clairvaux, het klooster van de H. Bernardus. De Prieure de Sion had leden van een klein aantal oude Franse adellijke huizen, die allen afstamden van de Merovingen, de vroegere koningen van het Frankische Rijk. Volgens hun eigen overlevering stammen ze af van de joodse stam van Benjamin, via koning Saul, de eerste koning vn de joden. Bij de stamtwisten, beschreven in het boek Richteren (20 e.v.) verlaten de Benjaminieten het land en vestigen zich in Arcadi op de Peloponessus. Volgens het tweede boek Makkabeen waren de Spartanen bloedverwanten van de joden. Wilden de Frankische edelen van Merovingische afkomst, als erfgenaam van het volk van Israkel, de Ark des Verbonds, in hun bezit krijgen? 7. Saurirs - huisdieren van de mens? Het door de westerse wetenschap ongeveer een eeuw geleden ontworpen breipatroon voor pre- en protohistorie klopt niet! Archeologen vinden in de bodem altijd alleen datgene wat die bodem bewaarde - meestal niet eens meer de beenderen. Want blootgesteld aan weersomstandigheden, lucht of grondwater blijven die meestal nog geen 500 jaar bestaan. In graven wordt alleen een electie aangetroffen van wat naar het idee van de overlevenden in het hiernamaals van belang is. Deze selectie wordt voorts benvloed door armoede, spaarzaamheid en grafroverij. In verlaten nederzettingen wordt daarentegen meestal alleen een negatieve selectie aangetroffen, namelijk dingen die niet meer van belang waren, die de moeite van het meenenen niet waard werden gevonden. Voor de archeologen verschijnt slechts op die plaatsen een afgerond beeld van het leven waar een uitbarstende vulkaan het leven binnen enkele uren onder stof, lava en as begroef, zoals bijvoorbeeld in Pompeji. Voor de Inca's was Marcahuasi, 80 kilometer ten noordoosten van Lima in Peru , een heilig oord. Hier bevinden zich buitengewoon oude monolitische structuren en megalieten, reusachtig en raadselachtig, De Inca's waren ervan overtuigd dat reuzen of goden de geweldige rotsbeelden lang voor de zondvloed (die ook van de Indiaanse mythologie deel uitmaakte) gecreerd hadden. Volgens Pedro Astete was Marcahuasi het centrum van wat hij de Masma-cultuur noemde. Er bevindt zich hier een aardse pendant van het nogal raadselachtige 'gelaat op Mars'. Het staart star hemelwaarts en werd door Ruzo 'het Egyptische gelaat' genoemd. De grootste van de Marcahuasi-sculpturen wordt door de Indianen 'Peca Gasha' genoemd. Onderzoekers berekenden de ouderdom op 'minstens 100.000 jaar, maar waarschijnlijk nog aanzienlijk ouder'. De meest mysterieuze van de reusachtige stenen sculpturen lijkt op een soort Stegosaurus - een dinosaurir, die ongeveer 64 miljoen jaar geleden uitstierf. Elders in Peru bevindt zich de stad Ica. De chirurg dr. Janvier Cabrera beheert daar een letterlijk en figuurlijk 'steenoude' bibliotheek: elfduizend gegraveerde stenen met imposante taferelen uit de prehistorie. In 1961 trad de Rio Ica woest buiten haar oevers en overstroomde de woestijn. Uit het weggespoelde zand kwamen zwarte stenen met merkwaardige gravures voor de dag, die door arme Campesino-Indianen werden gevonden. In 1969 kreeg dr. Cabrera zo'n steen van een vriend ten geschenke. De steen vertoonde de gravure van een zonderlinge vogel, een mythologisch fabeldier, dat veel weg had van de vliegende saurir Pterosaurus. Maar, wie zou dat 'oerdier' in steen hebben kunnen graven? Het dier leefde immers 140 tot 80 miljoen jaar geleden - lang voor de eerste mensen. Dat raadsel liet dr. Cabrera niet meer los, en probeerde iedere soortgelijke stenen te verzamelen. Uit de kroniek 'Geschiedenis van Oud Peru' van Juan de Santa Cruz Pachacuti Llamqui (1613) blijkt dat ook toen de gegraveerde stenen bekend waren. Ze werden in die tijd Mancu of Manco genoemd, zoiets als 'de Verhevene' of ook 'de Oeroude'. Ze waren door de goden geschapen en werden daarom in de tempel als heiligdommen bewaard. Behalve Cabrera hebben ook anderen soortgelijke stenen verzameld, waaronder in het regionale museum van Ica. Op de stenen zijn dinosaurirs van het 'type' brontosaurus uitgebeeld, samen met mensen, van wie enkele merkwaardig langwerpige buizen dragen die op telescopen lijken. Uit geologische analyze bleek dat de stenen uit een sterk 'verkoold' andesiet bestaan, een vulkanisch gesteente uit het Mesozocum, (de geologische 'middeleeuwen' van de aarde) dat 220 miljoen jaar oud is en daarmee 160 miljoen jaar ouder dan de Andes zelf. De hele draagwijdte van deze vondsten valt pas te overzien als hun vermoede ouderdom met de traditionele evolutietheorie geconfronteerd wordt. De 'Homo habilis' - bekwame, handige mens, die gebruik maakte van zijn eerste stenen voorwerpen - verscheen ruim 2 miljoen jaar geleden. Ongeveer anderhalf miljoen jaar geleden ontstak 'Homo erectus' - de rechtop lopende mens - zijn eerste vuur. Daarna volgde de 'Homo Sapiens', wiens verschijning door de paleontologen aanvankelijk op 40.000 jaar, daarna op 70.000 jaar en nu ten minste op 100.000 jaar voor onze tijd werd getaxeerd, Alleen al deze onzekerheden in de datering vormen een aanwijzing van de lemen voeten waarop de evolutietheorie rust. Want inw ezen steunt die op een relatief klein aantal beendervondsten. Elke nieuwe vondst noopt tot correcties en zou haar eventueel zelfs ad absurdum kunnen leiden. Zoals de gegraveerde stenen van Ica. Het gewicht van de stenen varieert van 15 gram tot 500 kilo. In kleur varieren ze van diepzwart tot lichtgrijs. De erin gegraveerde motieven beelden oorlogs- en strijdtaferelen uit, sportieve en sociale activiteiten, muziekinstrumenten of mechanische transportsystemen alsmede optische instrumenten (telescopen en loepen). Behalve een voor Zuid-Amerika ten dele onbekende en anachronistische flora en fauna zijn geavanceerde hersen- en harttransplantaties 'opgetekend', onbekende landkaarten, astronomische configuraties en steeds weer saurirs. Dinosaurirs van elke soort. In de collectie van dr. Cabrera al 37 soorten. Op een van de stenen staat de 'biologische cyclus van een Stegosaurus' opgetekend: paring, eieren, de metamorfose van de larve, het kleine uit het ei gekomen (aankomend) reptiel - alles in een spiraalvormige volgorde uitgebeeld. Volgens onze geleerden zouden de dinosaurirs zich op dezelfde manier voorplanten als onze huidige reptielen, wat zou betekenen dat ze al in voltooide gedaante uit het ei komen. De metamorfose is echter een kenmerk van amfibien die na het uitkomen van het ei een gedaantewisseling van larvestadium tot volwassen dier moeten doormaken. In deze steen wordt een, althans tot op heden, onbekend ontwikkelingsproces uitgebeeld. Daar is maar n verklaring voor mogelijk: namelijk dat de graveur het proces volgens rechtstreekse waarneming heeft weergegeven. Conclusie: hij moet minstens 60 miljoen jaar geleden hebben geleefd. Op een serie van 205 stenen staat tot in detail de ontwikkeling van de oervis Agnatus. De stenen tonen niet alleen dat mensen (respectievelijk leden van een vorig mensenheid) gelijktijdig met de door hen uitgebeelde dieren leefden, maar ook dat deze mensen intellectueel hoog ontwikkelde wezens geweest moeten zijn, in staat om grondige biologische studies uit te voeren en wetenschappelijke vooruitgang te boeken. Bestaan er, behalve de 'gegraveerde stenen' van Ica, nog andere aanwijzingen dat er al in de tijd van de dinosaurirs mensen bestonden? In 1934 werd door Emma Hahn bij Glen Rose in Texas een in zwerfsteen ingebed metaal, dat eruit stak. Nadat het stuk metaal uit het rotsblok werd bevrijd bleek het een oude hamer te zijn. De archeoloog dr. Carl Baugh deed hier sensationele ontdekkingen: in buitengewoon oude steenlagen vond hij, eendrachtig naast elkaar, machtige indrukken van dinosaurirpoten en menselijke voetsporen. Duidelijk was te zien dat enkelen van hen zelf schoeisel moeten hebben gedragen, terwijl anderen zich blootvoets hadden voortbewogen. De geoloog prof. dr. John D. Morris maakte daaruit op dat er 60 miljoen jaar geleden al mensen geleefd moeten hebben. In 1984 werden aan de Paluxy River bij Glen Rose door dr. Hilton Hinderliter van de Universiteit van de staat Pennstlvania opgravingen gedaan. Ook hij legde de afdrukken van twee saurirs en een mens bloot en hij vond nog meer voetsporen van mensen in het 60 miljoen jaar oude gesteente. Ook hij kwam hierdoor tot de conclusie dat er ten tijde van de dinosaurirs mensen hebben geleefd. De oude hamer werd onderzocht en bleek voor 96 procent uit ijzer, voor 2,6 procent uit chloor en voor 0,74 procent uit zwavel te bestaan. Een tegenwoordig ongebruikelijke samenstelling, omdat koolstof en silicium ontbreken. De houten steel bleek versteend en vertoonde binnenin poreuze verkoling. Omdat miljoenen jaren voorbij moeten gaan eer hout versteent, kan de hamersteen wel amper uit de 'Nieuwe Tijd' afkomstig zijn. Desalniettenim is deze vondst omstreden en de werkelijke ouderdom en de herkomst van de hamer zijn tot op heden nog niet vastgesteld. In 1884 ontdekten arbeiders in een steengroeve aan het Managua-meer in Nicaragua, drie meter onder oeroude formaties, in een laag zandsteen menselijke voetsporen. In ongeveer dezelfde tijd werd in de buurt van Carson City in Nevada in een leisteenlaag de afdruk van een schoenzool ontdekt. In 1938 kwamen geologen in een 250 miljoen jaar oude formatie in Berea, Kentucky wederom voetsporen tegen. In 1959 had een groep Russisch-Chinese paleontologen onder leiding van dr. Chow Ming Chen in een zandsteenformatie in de Gobi-woestijn de indruk van een geribbelde schoenzool met duidelijk herkenbare naden ontdekt. Zelfs de schoenmaat '43' kon worden vastgesteld. In 1968 vond William Meister bij Antelope Springs in de Amerikaanse staat Utah twee versteende, 32,5 cm lange schoonzoolafdrukken, met versterkte druk aan de hielzijde. Bovendien was bij het neerzetten van die voet een kleine trilobiet (een geleedpotige uit de oertijd) platgetrapt; vervalsing is dus uitgesloten. Het oprmerkelijke aan deze vondst is dat trilobieten al ongeveer 420 miljoen jaar zijn uitgestorven... Ook de hamer bleef geen unicum. Zo ontdekten arbeiders in 1973 in de buurt van Aiud in Roemeni bij het afgraven van zandlagen drie omkorste voorwerpen in verhard zand. Twee daarvan bleken fossiele beenderen te zijn, terwijl de derde een metalen bijl was. De beenderen bleken botstukken van een Mastodont (een uitgestorven olifantsoort) te zijn. De bijl bestond uit een complexe legering van twaalf elementen, met als 'hoofdmoot; aluminium (89 procent). In de jaren vijftig van de vorige eeuw ontdekte Carlos Ribeiro, directeur van het Geologisch Bureau van Portugal in het dal van de Taag bij Lissabon in een laag uit het Mioceen stenen werktuigen van vroege mensen. Maar volgens traditionele opvattingen begon de mens met het bewerken van stenen pas tijdens het Pleistoceen, dat wil zeggen circa twee miljoen jaar geleden. Terwijl het Mioceen vijf tot twintig miljoen jaar in het verleden ligt. De Franse abb Bourgeois had omstreeks 1870 nabij Thenay in Frankrijk in een laag uit het Oligoceen prehistorische werktuigen aangetoffen. Het Oligoceen duikt echter tussen de 25 en 38 miljoen jaar het verleden in. De Duitse antropoloog Max Verworn groef in 1905 ook in Thenay en ontdekte daar stenen werktuigen in een laag uit het Mioceen. J. Reid Moir vond in het Cromer Forest Bed aan de kust van het Engelse East-Anglia een, kennelijk met ijzer bewerkt, stuk versteend hout in een 1 1,5 miljoen jaar oude Pleistoceenlaag. In 1860 ontdekte de hoogleraar in geologie G. Raggazoni bij Castenedolo in Itali, aan de zuidelijke zoom van de Alpen, menselijke fossiele beenderen in een laag van het Plioceen. In 1880 groef hij in dezelfde laag zelfs een compleet menselijk skelet op. Korte tijd later werd in dezelfde laag nog de schedel van een vrouw ontdekt. Bij beide vondsten stemden de schedels geheel overeen met die van de Homo Sapiens en niet met die van de primitieve protomens. De vakwereld ging aan deze vondst geruisloos voorbij, omdat daarmee anders alle vigerene evolutietheorien om zo te zeggen in rook zouden zijn opgegaan. Met die vondsten kon immers worden aangetoond dat Homo sapiens al minstens twaalf miljoen jaar geleden leefde. De Argentijnse paleontoloog Carlos Florentino Ameghino had op vijf kilometer van Miramar, een kuststadje 800 kilometer ten zuiden van Buenos Aires, het skelet van een Toxodont, die tijdens het Mioceen had geleefd en ongeveer 10 miljoen jaar geleden uitstierf, gevonden, die een pijlpunt in een van zijn wervels had zitten. In 1896 vonden arbeiders in de haven van de Argentijnse hoofdtas in sedimenten van het Mioceen een menselijke schedel. In Patagoni, in het zuiden van Zuid-Amerika deed Ameghino nog meer vondsten in 6 tot 25 miljoen jaar oude Mioceenlagen. Hij vond een mes van silex (vuursteen), een stenen aambeeld, gepolijste bollen van dioriet en tegen de twintig schavers; voorts een reeks beenderen en schedels die zonder enige twijfel tot de species Homo sapiens gerekend bleken te kunnen worden. In 1970 vond de Noordamerikaanse antropoloog Richard MacNeish in het stroomgebied van de Rio Montayo, een zijrivier van de Amazone, in de buurt van Ayacucho in Peru, in een en dezelfde laag stenen werktuigen, fossielen van de reuzenluiaard 'Megatherium', van paarden, kamelen, reuzenherten en oerkatten. De Megatherium stierf ongeveer n miljoen jaar geleden uit, het Zuidamerikaanse paard en het Zuidamerikaanse kameerl echter al dertien miljoen jaar geleden. In 1971 groef de Colombiaanse antropoloog prof. Homero Henao Martin het fossiele skelet op van een Iguandont, een twintig meter lange dinosaurir, met een menselijke schedel, die op grond van het fossileringsproces vrijwel geheel verkalkt was. De Iguandont leefde volgens de paleontologie in het begin van het Jura-tijdperk, 181 miljoen jaar geleden, en stierf aan het einde van het Krijt, 64 miljoen jaar terug, uit. In 1973 vond een Indiaas-Sovjetrussisch team van antropologen tijdens opgravingen in India menselijke fossielen in een tot het Mesozocum behorend gesteente. Het Mesozocum was de periode van de dinosaurirs. In 1974 vond de bekende Britse antropologe Mary Leakey in de omgeving van de uitgedroogde Laetolli-rivier in Tanzania gebitselementen en fossiele beenderen van een homonide, welke gedateerd werd op 63 75 miljoen jaar oud. Mary Leakey verklaarde dat deze fossielen tot de sapiens-groep behoorden en niet tot een hominidensoort zoals bijvoorbeeld de 'Australophitecus'. In 1925 vond de Deense zakenman Waldemar Julsrud in Acambaro in Mexico tientallen ceramiekfiguurtjes. Ze beeldden mensen uit maar ook dieren: reuzehagedissen, dinosaurirs. De mensbeeldjes droegen rijgsandalen met veters, malinkolders en schilden - een voor het oude Mexico volstrekt atypische kledij. Zoals op de gegraveerde stenen van Ica getoond, werden de Saurirs uitgebeeld als hun huisdieren: mannen gebruikten ze als rijdieren, de vrouwen voerden ze. Zou deze 'coxistentie van mens en dinosaurir' de oorsprong van de mondiaal bestaande drakesagen kunnen zijn? De Zuni-Indianen in het zuidwesten van de Verenigde Staten vertellen: 'Reusachtige monsters leefden ooit op aarde, met vreselijke tanden en klauwen toegerust. Toen zeiden 'zij-die-in-de-hemel' tegen deze dieren: 'Wij zullen jullie in steen veranderen, opdat jullie de mensen geen kwaad meer kunnen doen, maar hun in plaats daarvan nuttig worden. Daarom hebben we besloten jullie in steen te veranderen.' Daarop verhardde de aardkorst en de beesten versteenden. Omdat nu de aarde in alle stenen stevig en hard werd, vinden wij de restanten van de beesten overal op aarde. Groot zijn de relicten, soms wel zo groot als de beesten vroeger waren. Vaak zien wij hun sporen tussen rotsen en dat toont ons dat in de eerste dagen van de wereld alles anders was dan nu. De aan de Zuni verwante Hopi-Indianen menen dat 'mensen lang voor de mensheid' leefden. Het 'Boek van de Hopi' maakt melding van 'vier werelden'. De Eerste Wereld was Tokpela, de eindeloze ruimte, waaruit Taiowa, de schepper het eindige schiep. Hij zette de eerste mensen op een plek die men 'de Hoogte' of 'de Hemel' noemt. Deze hemel, de Eerste Wereld werd door vuur vernietigd, 'omdat de mensen kwaadaardig waren geworden'. De Tweede wereld werd vernietigd door ijs; de Derde Wereld, 'Kasskara', het Land van de Zon', door water. Onze tijd, menen de Hopi-Indianen, is de Vierde Wereld, die in een niet al te verre toekomst haar einde tegemoet gaat. Geologisch beschouwd kan de Hopi-kosmologie zinnig worden genoemd. De verwoesting van de Eerste wereld zou betrekking kunnen hebben op de mondiale vulkanische activiteiten van 250.000 jaar geleden. De vernietiging van de Tweede Wereld zou dan aan de grote IJstijd, 100.000 jaar terug, te wijten zijn geweest, en die van de Derde Wereld aan de periode van zware regens en overstromingen, die tussen de 30.000 en 12,000 jaar geleden plaats moeten hebben gevonden, dat wil zeggen de 'zondvloed' van de Bijbel en van de oude Soemerirs. Daarmee zouden ook de Hopi-Indianen een kroniek bezitten die tot zo'n 300.000 jaar in het verleden duikt, vergelijkbaar met de koningslijsten van Soemeri. Volgens de chronologie van de Mexicaanse Azteken leven wij zelfs in het Vijfde Tijdperk. Terwijl de cyclustheorien van Hopi en Azteken het overleven van de mensheid door telkens enkele uitverkorenen verklaren - vergelijkbaar met de Bijbelse Noach - spreekt het 'Popul Vuh' het heilig boek van de Quich-Maya zelfs van vier verschillende scheppingen, van vier mensheden, die door een vloed, door neervallende vloeibare hars (vermoedelijk lava) en door aardbevingen werden uitgeroeid. Volgens de 'Popul Vuh' stammen de apen in de bossen af van de overlevenden van de tweede mensheid. Zou de oplossing voor het raadsel zijn dat er zes mensheden voor ons leefden? 8. Herinneringen aan Atlantis Niet alleen in de Atlantische Oceaan, maar ook in andere delen van de aarde, zijn aanwijzingen gevonden van ingrijpende klimaatveranderingen, ongeveer tienduizend jaar geleden. In 1976 ontdekte een Italiaanse poolexpeditie in het Zuidpoolgebied een versteend bos. In de Boliviaanse Andes getuigt de vindplaats van een reusachtig olifantenkerkhof van enorme verschuivingen in de aardkorst. Niet in de laatste plaats zijn in overleveringen van tal van volkeren verschuivingen in de baan van de Aarde op te maken. Zo werd in het graf van de Egyptische vizier Semoet een hemelkaart aangetroffen, waarop de sterrenconstellaties niet overeenstemmen met die welke wij thans aan de hemel waarnemen. Voorindische overleveringen maken gewag van een verplaatsing van de Aarde van haar 'gewone plaats' met 'yojanas', dat wil zeggen tussen 800 en 1400 kilometer. Bericht wordt dat de polen verschoven toen de Aarde door een catastrofe kantelde. De hemelstreken veranderden en daarmede de jaargetijden. Kalenders, hemelkaarten, zonne- en waterklokken klopten niet meer. Op de wankelende Aarde voltrokken zich apocalyptische rampen: aardbevingen, vulkanische erupties, enorme branden, zondvloeden. Continenten verzonken, andere verhieven zich uit de oceaan. Het volk van de Noordamerikaanse Hopi-Indianen is volgens een zeer oude overlevering afkomstig van een midden in de Stille Oceaan gelegen vasteland, dat 'Kasskara' heette. 'In dat tijdperk waren grote delen van Zuid-Amerika nog met water bedekt', vertellen de Hopi. In de Atlantische Oceaan lag Atlantis, waar destijds mensen geleefd hebben die zich in de lucht verhieven en andere planeten konden bezoeken. Doch dat reusachtige eilandenrijk zou door een catastrofe in korte tijd door de oceaan zijn verzwolgen. Het Zuidamerikaanse continent heeft zich pas in recente tijd uit de Stille Oceaan verheven. In 1981 ontdekte een Sovjetrussische expeditie op 700 kilometer buiten de kust van Portugal duizenden jaar oude runes van een stad. Deze bevond zich rondom de onderzeese Ampereberg tussen het eiland Madeira en Casablanca. De Russen maakten meer dan 450 foto's van de restanten van gebouwen, muren, trappen en straten. Volgens de Griekse filosoof Plato (427-347 v.C.) is de overlevering van Atlantis afkomstig uit Egypte. De Atheense staatsman Solon (640-560 v.C.) had dit tijdens zijn reis naar Egypte vernomen. Volgens Plato strekte de invloed van Atlantis zich uit over alle andere eilanden in de Atlantische Oceaan en grote delen van het tegenoverliggende ('Amerikaanse') vasteland. Ook Noord-Afrika tot Egypte en Europa tot Itali behoorden tot Atlantis. Het middelpunt van dit imperium zou een enorme metropool van 400 km zijn geweest. Het paleis van de koningen werd omgeven door drie brede 'grachten'. Stichter van Atlantis was de god Poseidon. Het was een land van onvoorstelbare rijkdom, een aards paradijs. Het eiland had rijke bodemschatten, vooral goud en het geheimzinnige mineraal 'orichalkum', een soort messinglegering. Het eiland had een gunstig klimaat, een menigvuldige vegetatie en er leefden olifanten. Vele geleerden verwezen Atlantis naar het rijk van de mythen en utopien. Toch werd in 1492 door Columbus het 'tegenovergelegen continent' Amerika ontdekt. De Azteken in Mexico beweerden dat hun voorouders uit een ver land, dat Aztlan heette, kwamen. Waar de Spaanse veroveraars ook kwamen, steeds hoorden ze de legendes van 'Atlan' of 'Aztlan', 'Atalanta' of 'Tollan', het legendarische thuisland in het oosten van de Indiaanse volkeren van Mexico. De voorouders van de Indianen zouden over zee gekomen zijn, toen hin vaderland door een catastrofe in de oceaan verzonk. Een Apache-legende vertelt: 'Wij leefden ooit in het oude land van het vuur, lang voor de zondvloed. De ingang van onze stad was zo groot dat men erin verdwaalde. Destijds was ons land het hart van de wereld; vele volkeren kwamen ernaartoe om recht te eisen; zoals ze tegenwoordig naar Washington trekken. De hoofdstad was reusachtig groot en schepen raakten in de toegang tot de haven de weg kwijt. Zijn bergen waren de hoogste van de wereld, en in hun 'ingewanden' huisde de god van het vuur. Door zijn woede werd het land vernietigd. De god verliet zijn onderaardse grotten en slingerde vuur en dood tegen de mensen, die van angst krankzinnig werden. De mensen vluchtten en kwamen over zee naar het westen. Toen trok de vloed zich terug, en wij zagen de zee niet meer, wij die in de tijd van onze luisterrijke bloei de wateren van de hele wereld beheersten!' Zijn dit herinneringen aan Atlantis? De slapende profeet Edgar Cayce beschreef tussen 1923 en 1945 de ooit hoogstaande technische beschaving van Atlantis. In het centrum van Poseidia, de hoofdstad van Atlantis, stond een enorm kristal, dat door zonne-energie geactiveerd werd. Het 'energiekristal' bevond zich in een groot koepelvormig gebouw met schuifdak. Zijn sterke, alle doordringende stralen konden als constructieve energiebron doch ook als vernietigende kracht worden gebruikt. Ze dreven 'magneetbanen', luchtschepen en onderwaterboten aan. Volgens Cayce raakten de Atlantirs in twee kampen verdeeld: aan de ene kant 'de zonen van de Wet van de Ene', en aan de andere kant 'de zonen van Belial', de zwarte magir, immoreel, egostisch en materialistisch. hun misbruik van de krachten van het kristal leidde tot een catastrofale vulkaanuitbarsting, die een vloedgolf veroorzaakte waarin geweldige landmassa's verzonken. In 1968/1969 zou volgens hem de eerste ontdekkingen gedan worden in het gebied van de Bahama's bij de eilanden Andros en Bimini. Inderdaad vond de Amerikaanse onderwater-archeoloog dr. J. Manson-Valentine in 1968 voorde kust van Bimini op een diepte van e;f ,eter zeer grote symmetrische blokken steen van honderd meter lengte, die opeengestapeld en in de vorm van een 'J' geplaatst waren -een prehistorisch dok of een cultuscomplex. Het complex behoorde tot de megalietcultuur en was minstens 8000 jaar oud. In 1978 ontdekte een Franse expeditie op 150 kilometer ten zuiden van Miami, Florida op de zeebodem een geweldige piramide. In 1981 werd te ontdekking van een onderzeese piramidestad in de Golf van Mexico bekend gemaakt. De runes bevonden zich ongeveer ter hoogte van de Chandeleur-eilanden, en zuiden van Biloxi. De stad moest ongeveer 10.000 jaar oud zijn. De stad bleek ooit aan een zevenarmige delta gelegen te hebben. In 1981 vonden duikers voor het Canarische eiland Lanzarote overblijfselen van een prehistorische stad. In de winter 1990/1991 werd vanuit de lucht op het eiland Bimini drie langewerpige heuvels in de vorm van een haai, een dolfijn en een alligator gelocaliseerd. Bestaat er een verband tussen het einde van de IJstijd en de catastrofe van Atlantis? De Golfstroom - de grote warme stroming in de oceaan die het klimaat van heel Europa benvloedt - liep vele duizenden jaren geleden niet in noordoostelijke richting, naar Scandinavi, maar eindigde ergens ter hoogte van Gibraltar. In die tijd - de periode van de Grote IJstijd - was het hele noordelijke deel van Europa door gletsjers bedekt. Maar wat wijzigde de koers van de Glfstroom? Een groot eiland misschien - Atlantis? De Brahmaanse (Indische) tijdrekening is verdeeld in cycli die zelfs de door moderne kosmologen geschatte ouderdom van het universum overtreffen. Een dergelijke cyclus, Maha-Yuga, beslaat 4.320.000 jaar en is samengesteld uit vier evolutiefasen of Yuga's: Krita-Yuga, Treta-Yuga, Dvapara-Yuga en Kali-Yuga (overeenkomstig met het gouden, zilveren, bronzen en ijzeren tijdperk bij de Grieken). In het 'Duistere Tijdperk' van de godin des doods, Kali, was onze wereld in het jaar 3102 v.C. getreden. De regeringsperiode van een Manu, een wereldleraar, duurt 71 Maha-Yuga's of 306.720.000 jaar. Veertien Manu = periodes of 4.294.080.000 jaar met inbegrip van ochtend- en avondschemering van elke Manu, nog eens 25.920.000 jaar komen overeen met n dag van Brahma of 4.320.000.000 jaar. De nacht van Brahma duurt even lang. Driehonderzestig van deze 'dagen en nachten van Brahma' vormen een 'Brahma-jaar' of 3.110.400.000.000 jaar. Honderd van die jaren vormen een Brahma-leven - de levensfase van ons universum dat met Brahma sterft en in een nieuwe megacyclus, over 311.040.000.000.000 jaar, wordt herboren. Ter vergelijking: volgens huidige kosmologen vond de 'big bang' ongeveer 20 miljard geleden plaats. De heerschappij van de laatste, (volgens de Brahmaanse overlevering de tweede), Manu begon ongeveer 18,5 miljoen jaar geleden. De heerschappij van de eerste Manu op aarde - en daarmee het tijdperk van de mens - zou derhalve 325 miljoen jaar geleden zijn begonnen. Volgens 'De Geheime Leer' van Helena Petrowna Blavatsky, gebaseerd op het Boek (van de) Dzyan, waren er eerst de 'zelfbestaanden' op Aarde, waaruit het Eerste Ras voortkwam, de zelfgeborenen als astrale schaduwen van hun voorouders. Uit het Eerste Ras kwam het Tweede voort, de 'beenderlozen'. Daaruit kwam het Derde 'het wortelras', ook dat der 'tweevoudigen' of 'in-boorlingen' werd genoemd. Zij werden als de 'machtigen, de sterken met beenderen, de meesters van de wijsheid' aangeduid. Zij schiepen 'zonen van wil en yoga (...) de heilige vaders. Zij leefden ten tijde van de dinosaurirs. Er liep volgens het 'Boek (van de) Dzyan' ook een ras van 'kromme, met rood haar bedekte monsters, die op handen en voeten liepen, een zwijgend ras'. Mogelijk waren dit Hominide protomensen. Het ras leefde op eht continent Lemuria, dat Oost-Afrika verbond met Voor-Indi en Australi. Slechts een klein aantal stammen van het Derde Ras overleefde de ondergang van het continent Lemuria. Uit het Derde Ras ontstond het Vierde, dat Atlantis koloniseerde. In die periode ontstonden ook hen die de oudste volkeren van de wereld worden genoemd - de Soemerirs, de Chaldeen en de Phoenicirs. Zij werden geregeerd door de goddelijke dynastien en koningen, wier fysieke gedaante op die van de mens leek. Maar die wezens kwamen van werelden die hoger ontwikkeld waren dan de Aarde. Tot de 'zeven subrassen' behoorden de Rmoahals, de Tlavatli en de Tolteken als oervaders van de rode rassen; Turanirs, oer-Semieten, Akkadirs en Mongolen behoorden tot de gele en bruine rassen. Volgens 'De Geheime Leer' ging Atlantis in 9564 v.C. ten onder. Uit het heilige ras van Atlantis stamde het Vijfde Ras. De aarde is omgeven door een gordel van piramides. In Mexico bestond een stad, die door de Azteken Teotihuacan werd genoemd - 'de plaats waar de goden wonen'. Deze metropool werd ooit ter ere van de godheid Quetzalcoatl - Gevederde Slang - gebouwd. De godheid velichaamde Morgen- en Avondster en was de beheerder van alle kennis tussen hemel en aarde. De hele stad was een planetarium, zoals intussen is gebleken. Het middelpunt van de stad is de 'Zonnepiramide'. Om de 52 jaar werden de huizen afgebroken en herbouwd. In Midden-Amerika kwam die periode vroeger overeen met een eeuw. De belangrijkste bouwwerken van de stad, uitgaande van het centrum, gaven op schaal nauwkeurig de afstanden van de Aarde tot de andere planeten van ons zonnestelsel weer. De stad was dus blijkbaar door de bouwmeester van die tijd als stenen model van het zonnestelsel opgezet en gebouwd. Maar dat niet alleen: (ook) zij kenden al planeten die wij pas 'sinds kort' kennen: Uranus in 1781 ontdekt, Neptunus in 1846 en de kleine Pluto pas ruim 60 jaar geleden, in 1930. Waarom de 200.000 inwoners de stad opgaven en waarheen ze getrokken zijn is tot op heden in nevelen gehuld. 9. Terug naar Mars In 1976 werd er een NASA-studie uitgevoerd om te zien of bewoning van Mars door aardse levende wezens mogelijk is. Mogelijk door overbevolking van de aarde wil men Mars gaan koloniseren. Wat houdt Mars voor hen in petto? Kunstmatige monumenten wellicht, overblijfselen van een verdwenen beschaving, van een kolonie? In 1976 kwamen de 'Viking 1en 2'-Marslanders op Mars om experimenten in verband met aantonen van 'leven' uit te voeren. Al met al is Mars een nogal onherbergzame planeet. Het is er koud, zeer koud. Hoewel de temperatuur aan de Marsevenaar tot 20 C kan halen, werden er op de landingsplaats overdag temperaturen van -10 C gemeten, die 's nachts tot -90 C daalden. Toch moet Mars relatief nog niet zo lang geleden vrij aangename jaargetijden hebben gekend - met stromende wateren, oceanen en een blauwe hemel met wolken; mogelijk kwamen er zelfs eenvoudige plantaardige vormen van leven voor. Mars zit momenteel in een ijstijdfase. IJstijden kunnen ontstaan door cyclische veranderingen van de elliptische baan van een planeet om de zon of door een wijziging in de helling van de denkbeeldige as. Hoe groter de gelling van een planeet ten opzichte van haar baanvak is, des te sterker lopen de jaargetijden uiteen. De aardas heeft bijvoorbeeld een hellingshoek van 23,5. De door de Marssonde Mariner-9 gefotografeerde rechthoekige en vierkante structuren werd door NASA-geleerden 'Incastad' gedoopt. n de Cydonia-streek op Mars bevindt zich het ongeveer 1500 meter lange 'Marsgelaat' en eromheen bestaan blijkbaar kunstmatige piramide-structuren. Volgens onderzoeker Richard Hoagland heeft er ooit een rechtstreekse verbinding Mars-Aarde bestaan. De aantekeningen die de Soemerirs over de Annunaki gemaakt hebben wijzen op deze verbinding. Als derhalve werkelijk al eens leven op Mars heeft bestaan - intelligent leven - zouden dat dan misschien Phatonianen geweest kunnen zijn? De internationale Phobos 1-sonde zou 'door een druk op de verkeerde knop' verloren zijn gegaan - ahcter de hand werd gefluisterd dat ze haar doel wel degelijk had bereikt. Phobos-2 maakte kleuren- en infraroodfoto's van het Marsoppervlak. Er zaten hier ook foto's bij van een ovaal object naar de aarde, een onbekend object 'dat daar niets te maken had'. De volgende foto kwam echter niet meer, de sonde was uitgevallen. De allerlaatste foto's werden door de Russen niet prijsgegeven. Phobos 2 werd getroffen door iets wat daar eigenlijk niet mocht zijn. 10. Geheime testvluchten in de 'Black World' Op 1 juli 1991 zond de Amerikaanse zender CNN mondiaal sensationele nieuwe inzichten over het zogenaamde Roswell-incident uit, dat zich in juli 9147 niet ver van de luchtmachtbasis van Roswell had voorgedaan. In de woestijn van New Mexico was een ongedentificeerd vliegend object neergestort. Volgens ooggetuigen zou het een door buitenaardsen bestuurd ruimteschip zijn geweest. Het Amerikaanse leger bestempelde het object in zin eerste verklaring als een 'vliegende schijf', maar beweerde later dat het een stratosfeerballon was geweest. De boer Bill Brazel ontdekte de wrakstukken op zijn landerijen bij Corona in New Mexico. Deze rancher had de vreemde vliegmachine nog zien vliegen en daarna exploderen. De luchtmachtbasis Roswell werd ingelicht. Volgens Kevin Randles, gewezen inlichtingenofficier van de Amerikaanse luchtmacht, 'werden niet alleen het grootste wrakstuk en de lijken van vier kleine, blijkbaar niet van de aarde afkomstige piloten gevonden.' Twee ooggetuigen, overste b.d. Walter Haut, destijds persofficier van de Roswell-luchtmachtbasis, en dr. Jesse Marcel, chef de clinique van een ziekenhuis in Austin, Texas, zoon van de toenmalige leider van de bergingsactie majoor J.M. Marcel. Volgens Marcek je. waren delen van het wrak rozerood met hirogliefen bedekt materiaal. Zijn nu de Amerikanen inderdaad in het bezit van (wrakstukken van) n (of meer) buitenaardse ruimteschepen? En worden de daaruit opgedane inzichten gebruikt in hun strikt geheim gehouden 'Black World Program?' In het strikt geheime proefterrein van de luchtmacht Groom Lake worden testvluchten voor nieuwe type vliegtuigen gehouden. De 'A-12' of de 'Vliegende Driehoek', een jachtbommenwerper werd hier getest. Andere typen, de 'Pulser' worden in hoofdzaak tijdens donkere nachten getest. Volgens de fysicus en researchingenieur Robert Lazar zijn de nieuwe Amerikaanse luchtvaarttechnieken niet alleen aan de resultaten van onderzoek van Amerikaanse specialisten te danken, maar in de eerste plaats aan onderozek van (onbekende) vliegende objecten die zich sinds dejaren veertig en vijftig in het bezit van de Amerikaanse luchtmacht bevinden. Lazar heeft in Groom Lake gewerkt en heeft de mysterieuze vliegmachines gezien. Het viel Lazar op dat de stoelen voor de piloten te klein waren voor gewonemensen. In totaal waren er negen verschillende buitenaardse vliegmachines. Drie van die objecten waren voor analyse gedemnoteerd. en ervan was pas in augustus 1981 neergestort. Een tweede streng geheim testterrein van de Amerikaanse luchtmacht is de basis Edwards in de mojave-woestijn. De aandrijving van het vliegtuig bleek een anti-materiereactor te zijn, een ongeveer 45 centimeter brede plaat met een bol in het centrum, waarvan het 'deksel' afgenomen kon worden. In de reactor bevond zich een uit 'element 115' 'vervaardigde chip', een superzwaar element dat op aarde niet bestaat en hier ook niet synthetisch gemaakt kan worden. Na zijn ongelooflijke beweringen voor de camera werden er tegen Lazar harde intimidatiepogingen tegen hem ondernomen en bedreigd met de dood als hij zijn mond nog verder open zou doen. Het bleek dat Lazar tot 'non-persoon' was verklaard, zo was zijn naam aan de universiteiten waar hij gestudeerd zou hebben onbekend. De Los Alamos-laboratoria ontkenden categorisch dat zij 'ooit ene Robert Lazar in dienst hebben genomen'. Zelfs het ziekenhuis waar hij geboren was wist niets van die geboorte. Was Lazar een bedrieger? De journalisten wisten echter een exemplaar te bemachtigen van een intern telefoonboek van de Fysische Faculteit van de Los Alamos-laboratoria. Daar stond Lazar wel degelijk in. Volgens Lazar waren alle mogelijke bijzonderheden over de vreemdelingen vastgelegd en beschrijft hij dat de buitenaardsen tussen de 1.10 en 1.40 meter lang zijn, een bruingrijze huid hebben, groot en onbehaarde hoofden met grote zwarte spleetogen hebben en afkomstig van de vierde planeet van het Zeta Reticuli-systeem. In 1988 hadden twee mederwerkers van de CIA bevestigd dat de Amerikaanse regering neergestorte UFO's en lijken van bemanningsleden had geborgen. Ook de CIA-agent zei dat de buitenaardsen van het Zeta Retucili-systeem kwamen. Tevens zei hij dat er sinds 1948 of 1949 bij de Amerikaanse regering drie buitenaardse bezoekers te gast waren geweest. De eerste was in de woestijn van New Mexico neergestort en bleef hier tot 1952. De tweede zou uit het kader van een uitwisselingsprogramma gekomen zijn, evenals de derde, die sinds 1982 de gast is van de regering van de Verenigde Staten. In 1956 werd het project SIGMA opgezet, dat al in 1959 communicatie tot stand bracht tussen de Verenigde Staten en de vreemdelingen. 11. De Grote Muur Volgens de wetenschapsfilosoof Sir Karl Popper is het universum in drie werelden te verdelen: - wereld nr. 1: de fysische, met levende en levenloze substanties; - wereld nr. 2: met haar bewuste ervaringen, gevoelens, oogmerken, dromen en subjectief weten; - wereld nr. 3: met haar logische inhouden van boekstavingen, opslag van intellectuele inspanningen en theoretische systemen in dataverwerkingsinstallaties, vakverhandelingen, boeken en dergelijke. Tussen die drie werelden bestaan interacties met wederzijdse benvloeding tussen de werelden 1 en 2 alsmede wisselwerkingen tussen de werelden 2 en 3. Er bestaat echter geen rechtstreeks benvloeding tussen de werelden 1 en 3. In 1989 ontdekten de Amerikaanse astronomen Margaret Geller en John P. Huchra in een klein deel van het universum een gigantische opeenhoping van sterrenstelsels, die alle theorien die er tot nu toe waren over het ontstaan en de hoedanigheid van de kosmos op losse schroeven zetten. eze samengebalde 'Melkwegen" zijn minstens 500 miljoen lichtjaren lang en 15 miljoen lichtjaar breed. In de ruimtetijd klonteren de sterrenstelselhopen samen tot structuren die een verrassende gelijkenis vertonen met die van lichaamscellen in het microkosmisch gebied. Daarenboven bevinden deze supersterrenstelselhopen zich aan het oppervlak van enorme onzichtbare holle blazen of 'bellen'. Het universum bestaat uit een ontelbaar aantal van deze materieloze holle bellen. Op de raakpunten van deze gigantische 'bellen' - de zogenaamde 'Grote Muur' - vindt een samenballing van sterrenclusters plaats. n Big Bang had dit niet kunnen veroorzaken, maar veeleer een compleet trommelvuur van oerknallen
01-19-2005, 06:48:47: DE TIENDE PLANEET 1 Proloog 1 1. Het geheim van de tiende planeet 2 2. Adam kwam van Phaton 5 3 Ruimtevaart voor de Steentijd 7 4 De God van de Bijbel kwam uit Nippur 11 5. Het Nineve-effect 13 6 De erven van de Ark des Verbonds 14 7. Saurirs - huisdieren van de mens? 16 8. Herinneringen aan Atlantis 20 10. Geheime testvluchten in de 'Black World' 23 11. De Grote Muur 24 DE TIENDE PLANEET Dr.Joh. van Buttlar (1991/1992) De oorsprong van de mens ligt in de diepte van het heelal. Adam kwam van een andere planeet, zoals in de koran geschreven is. Het bijbelse paradijs lag op Phaton, de mysterieuze tiende planeet in ons zonnestelsel. Proloog Al sinds tijden is een aantal geleerden van mening dat er ten aanzien van de vele duizenden grote en kleine brokken gesteente tussen Mars en Jupiter - de asterodengordel - sprake moet zijn van een ten onder gegane wereld, een tiende planeet van ons zonnestelsel. De Russische astronoom rof. Sergei V. Orlow doopte haar al in 1950 met de naam Phaton. Sindsdien zijn om deze merkwaardige mogelijk ten onder gegane wereld allerlei hypothesen opgesteld, zinnige en minder zinnige. Niet op de laatste plaats omdat een recente vertaling van bijzonder oude optekeningen onmiskenbaar op een planeet in het midden van ons zonnestelsel wijst, waar zeer lang geleden een bloeiende beschaving moet zijn geweest, en vandaar, delen prehistorische spijkerschriftteksten mee, zouden de Annunaki naar de aarde zijn gekomen en er de eerste mensen hebben geschapen. Deze ongelooflijke, maar daarom nog niet zonder meer ongeloofwaardige, overleveringen staan natuurlijk in schril contrast met de algemeen aanvaarde theorie over protohistorische culturen en over de oorsprong van de mens. Paleontologen en antropologen proberen in talloze verhandelingen de ontwikkeling van aapachtige wezens tot moderne mens, van knots en speer tot atoombom, en van grotschilderingen tot televisie, met ogenschijnlijk onweerlegbare logica te suggereren - hoewel de protohistorie juist in dat opzicht ernstige leemten en tegenstrijdigheden onthult. Op de hele aarde komen wij sporen van het erfgoed van ooit bloeiende beschavingen tegen, waarvan de uitzonderlijke prestaties op zeer uiteenlopende gebieden van een destijds zeer ontwikkelde wetenschap en techniek getuigen. 'Alleen wie de typische denkpatronen van de oude volkeren heeft begrepen kan het wagen conclusies uit de interessantste bronnen te trekken die het protohistorisch onderzoek ter beschikking staan, uit de vele duizenden jaren oude tekeningen, uit scheppinsgmythen, sagen en sprookjes. De serieuze onderzoeker zal daarbij niet alleen een menigte verrassende nieuwigheden over zijn eigen verleden vernemen, maar tevens met groeiende bescheidenheid moeten inzien en erkennen dat kennis en bekwaamheden uit het ver verleden allerminst altijd inferieur waren aan de onze, dat ze vaak, in ons eigen nadeel vergeten werden, en dat het soms zeer de moeite waard is ze te heroveren', schrijft dr. Irene Snger-Bredt in haar werk 'Spuren unserer dunklen Brder'. Zo kunnen wij uit de rolzegels en spijkerschrifttabletten van de vroege cultuur in tweestromenland, maar ook uit de gegraveerde stenen van Peru in de pre-Inka-periode opmaken dat de legenden omtrent Atlantis, omtrent verzonken continenten en verloren gegane landen en rijken van een ver verleden toch op feiten moeten berusten. De keten van opkomst en verval van het menselijk geslacht heeft overigens haar oorsprong op een andere planeet. Het begon op Phaton, het legendarisch 'lost paradise'. Haar echo doet ons hart nog altijd sneller kloppen, en haar visioen duikt nu en dan als weemoedige herinnering uit het duister der tijden voor ons geestesoog op... 1. Het geheim van de tiende planeet Een groot deel van de wetenschappelijke verworvenheden van onze tijd moet al eens eerder, in een ver verleden, hebben bestaan op de planeet Phaton, die tussen Mars en Jupiter om de zon draaide. Maar met hun uitvinders verdwenen zij in het duister van de tijden. Pas sedert ongeveer twee eeuwen begint deze kennis weer langzaam op te duiken. Zo herinneren prehistorische beschavingen met enorme zich over de hele aardbol uitstrekkende bouwwerken, testen van muren, monolieten en in de oceaan verzonken runes aan een glorieus verleden. Al die met onvoorstelbare bekwaamheid en technologische kennis gebouwde constructies vormen een boodschap over het verloop van de tijd. Stenen zijn er de zwijgende getuigen van dat onze civilisatie niet de eerste is. Want lang voor ons waren er anderen, bedreven in astronomie, wiskunde en fysica en al bekend met elektriciteit, telescopen, computers en vliegmachines. Zij hadden onze aarde al in kaart gebracht eer wij haar herontdekten. De overblijfselen van die beschavingen, voor zover ze niet door meteorietinslagen, zondvloeden, ijstijden, slingeringen van de aardas en andere rampen zijn aangetast, doemen voor onze ogen op als geweldige stenen monumenten, vooral als piramides, overal op aarde - in Afrika, Azi, Egypte, op het Amerikaanse continent, in Australi en in Europa. De drang tot het bouwen van piramides is nog altijd even 'hinderlijk' raadselachtig als de piramides zelf; niettemin zijn ze er. De overeenstemming van de geofysische en astronomische criteria ten aanzien van hun orintatie en vormgeving is zonder meet verbluffend. Kan het verder, om maar eens een detail te noemen, wel toeval zijn, dat het piramidenveld van Tiahuanaco in Peru door de inheemse bevolking sinds mensenheugenis Chucara wordt genoemd, dat het oudste piramidenveld van Egypte de vergelijkbaar klinkende naam Sakkara draagt en dat de Babylonische tempelpiramides ziqqurat (zigurrat) heten? In de afdeling Voor-Azi van het Pergamom museum in Berlijn leidt onder catalogusnummer VA/243 de oudste sterrenkaart van de mensheid een haast verborgen bestaan. Al 4000 jaar voor Nicolaus Copernicus was een onbekende astronoom kennelijk in staat het ons intussen wel vertrouwd geworden zonnestelsel astronomisch correct en op schaal voor het nageslacht op een Akkadisch rolzegel vast te leggen. In de juiste volgorde weergegeven: de kleine Mercurius, dan Venus en de Aarde even groot, de Maan, Mars, de reuzen Jupiter en Saturnus, de 'tweelingplaneten' Uranus en Neptunus en tenslotte de dwerg Pluto. Behalve deze verbazingwekkende details zijn op het rolzegel ook nog twee priesters te onderscheiden, die - in zekere zin als getuigen van hun tijd - aan de hemelgodheid Enlil twee geiten offeren. Hoe is het mogelijk dat de astronomische kennis van die Soemerische priester-geleerden voor die van de moderne tijd in niets onderdoet? Welk geheim gaat daarachter schuil? Wij roepen het volgende in herinnering: de mensen van de Klassieke Oudheid, van de Middeleeuwen en zelfs nog van de Renaissance kenden niet meer dan zes planeten. Uranus werd pas in 1781 door Friedrich Wilhelm Herschel ontdekt, 110 jaar na de uitvinding van de spiegeltelescoop door de mathematicus en fysicus Isaac Newton. Johann Gottfried Galle spoorde in 1846 de planeet Neptunus op, en pas in 1930 identificeerde Clyde Tombaugh Pluto, als laatste thans bekende planeet van ons zonnestelsel. Doch op het Akkadisch rolzegel zijn niet alleen die negen planeten vastgelegd maar ook nog een tiende, tussen Mars en Jupiter. Al voor de ontdekking van Uranus kwamen de sterrenkundigen Johann D. Titius en Johann Bode op grond van berekeningen tot de slotsom dat de banen van de planeten om de zon volgens een vaste ordening verlopen. Nadat Titius in 1766 ontdekt had dat ten aanzien van de onderlinge afstand van de planeten een mathematische relatie bestaat, legde Bode deze afstandsrelatie na nauwkeurig onderzoek in 1772 vast in de zogenaamde regel van (Titius-) Bode. Op 1 januari 1801 ontdekte Giuseppe Piazzi in Palermo een nietig hemellichaam van slechts 768 km doorsnee, en gaf aan het miniplaneetje de naam Ceres. Intussen zijn er enkele duizenden planetoden tussen Mars en Jupiter bekend en het werkelijke aantal 'brokken' zou wel eens om en nabij de vierduizend kunnen loggem; deze draaien in de zogenoemde planetoden- of asterodengordel hun banen om de zon. Zoals al eerder opgemerkt is een aantal astronomen en geofysici ervan overtuigt dat deze gesteentebrokken restanten van een gewezen planeet zijn. Deze hypothetische planeet kreeg zelfs een naam: Phaton, naar de zoon van de zonnegod Helios uit de Griekse mythologie. Phaton wilde de zonnewagen besturen doch wist de paarden niet in te tomen. Hij kwam daarbij te dicht bij de aarde, waar hele landstreken in brand vlogen en andere rampen onze planeet teisterden. Buiten zichzelf van woede slingerde Zeus hem toen de Eridanos in, de rivier die de zielen van de gestorvenen naar de onderwereld voert. Symboliseert deze mythe een ware gebeurtenis, een kosmische ramp waar ook de Aarde bij betrokken was? Zijn de mysterieuze ringen om Saturnus en Jupiter, de opeenhoping van kraters in onder andere Mars en onze maan, de merkwaardige Marsmanen Phobos ('Angst') en Deimos ('Schrik') naast de gordel van asteroden sporen en overblijfselen van een planeet die om nog onbekende redenen uiteensprong? Men zou zeggend at die hypothese door de sterrenkaart op de Soemerische rolzegel wordt gesteund. De ondergang van Phaton kan dan ook niet in een al te ver verleden hebben plaatsgevonden. Wie waren deze Soemerirs, die zo'n hoogontwikkelde beschaving hadden en van ie de kennis van het zonnestelsel duizenden jaren geleden al zo ongemeen precies was. Een eerste vermelding van hen vinden we in de Bijbel: 'Kus verwekte Nimrod; deze werd de eerste machtige heerser op aarde; (...) Oorspronkelijk lag zijn rijk in Babel, Erek, Akkad en Kalne, in het land Sinear.' (Gen. 10:8-10)/ Maar hoe kon dat voormalige koninkrijk in het land 'Sinear' aangetoond worden? Waar zouden nog verborgen getuigenissen daarvan gevonden kunnen worden? Eeuwenlang maakten reizigers en bezoekers van Tweestromenland (Mesopotami) melding van zogenaamde 'tells' - heuvels - op de vlakte die zich uitstrekt tussen de Eufraat en de Tigris. Deze heuvels waren volgens de plaatselijke legenden de overblijfselen van ooit machtige steden. In 1686 ontdekte de Duitse medicus en geleerde Engelhart Kmpfer de voormalige Perzische koningstad Persepolis, dat door Alexander de Grote verwoest was. Hij dacht dat de 'cuneates' (wigvormige indrukken) op de fresco's versieringen waren. Pas later ontdekte men dat het hier ging om een geschreven taal, het spijkerschrift. De ontcijfering volge pas in 1835 dank zij de Britse officier en orintalist Henry Rawlinson. In 1840 ging de Engelsman Henry Austen Layard naar de huevel die door de inheemsen 'Birs Nimrud' werd genoemd. Zou dit het oudtestamentische Nimrod zijn? Layard vond hier overblijfselen van een oude zeer grote stad. Later bleek dat daar ooit het militaire centrum van de Assyrirs, Kalku (Kalne) was geweest. Tijdens een tweede opgravingsexpeditie in de buurt van Mosul legde Layard de hoofdstad van het Assyrische Rijk - Nineve - bloot, die haar luister aan koning Sanherib te danken had. De Fransman Paul Emile Botta legde bij Chorsabad, paleis van de Assyrische koning Sargon bloot. Dit paleis werd sterk gedomineerd door een vijf etages tellende piramide, een zogenoemde ziggurat. Voor de vakwereld waren de ontelbare kleitabletten van veel meer waarde. Uit inscripties weten we dat er omstreeks 2400 v.C. het koninkrijk Akkad door Sargon I werd gesticht. Zijn rijk strekte zich uit van de Perzische Golf tot aan de Middelandse Zee en had Uruk en Ur verslagen. Als het Bijbelse Erek identiek is aan Uruk moet Sargon I de bijbelse Nimrod zijn geweest. Archeologen groeven in Warka Uruk op, later werd ook Ur ontdekt. Uit kleitabletten uit de bibliotheek van Assurbanipal in Nineve bleek dat er behalve het Akkadisch nog een oudere taal, het Soemerisch, bestond. De naam Sumer (Sjoemer) betekent 'Land van de Wakers/Oppassers'. De Egyptenaren noemden het aardse huis van hun goden 'Ta Neter', 'Land van de Wakers'. Stond de wieg van de mensheid in Sumer? Is alles daar begonnen? Dankzij Akkadisch-Soemerische woordenboeken waren de geleerden in staat het Soemerisch te ontraadselen. Toen de sumeroloog Samuel N. Kramer een inventarisatie van het letterkundig erfgoed van de Soemerirs opmaakte, viel hij van de ene verbazing in de andere. De Soemerirs hadden de eerste scholen en universiteiten, het eerste uit twee kamers bestaande parlement, de eerste historicus, de eerste farmaceut, de eerste 'boerenkalender' (almanak), de eerste kosmogonie, de eerste spreekwoorden en gezegden, de eerste liefdesgeschiedenis, de eerste literaire disputen, de eerste bibliotheekcatalogus, de eerste wetten en maatschappelijke hervormingen, de eerste geneeskunde, de eerste chirurgie, de eerste landbouwkunde, en het eerste haken van de mens naar de wereldvrede, eendracht en de droom van de mensheid: onstervelijkheid. Innovaties als getuigenis van een bloeiende cultuut, of liever gezegd: van de moeder van alle culturen. Van een cultuur die 'uit het niets' opdook, want niemand weet precies waar de Soemerirs vandaan kwamen. Opeens waren ze er. Tegen 3800 v.C. vestigden ze zich in het Tweestromenland tussen Eufraat en Tigris ongeveer waar nu Irak ligt. Door een spitsvondig ontworpen stelsel van kanalen tussen de rivieren irrigeerden ze de woestijngebieden, en maakten ze die vruchtbaar. Ze bedreven scheepvaart en hadden niet alleen boten voor vervoer over de kanalen, maar ook zeewaardige schepen waarmee de hele Indische oceaan werd bevaen. De Soemerirs kenden alleen al 105 begrippen voor verschillende scheepstypen, wat toch wel van een zeer ontwikkelde zeevaarderscultuut getuigt. Voorts waren zij meersters in landbouw en architectuur. Ze vonden de emailleeroven uit en richtten van gebakken stenen geweldige muren, huizen, gebouwen en steden op. De Soemerische stad Nippur bezat alles wat van een stad een grote stad, een metropool maakt: scholen en bibliotheken, een centraal ziekenhuis, openbare badinrichtingen, verzorgde winkelstraten en bierhuizen. In het centrum verhief zich de ziggurat, een zeven etages tellende tempeltoren, welke zowel tempel als observatorium van priesters en astronomen was. Een van de erfenissen van de Soemerirs is dan elf en twaalf op tien volgen in plaats van n(en)tien en twee(en)tien. De jaartelling, de eesrte kalender, stamt uit Nippur en wordt door de archeologen gedateerd in het begin van het vierde millenium v.C. Aannemelijk is dat het 'begin van de telling der jaren' in de joodse kalender - het jaar 3761 v.C. - teruggaat op het jaar '0' van de kalender van Nippur. Ool de Soemerische hemellijsten hebben het over tien planeten, zon en maan, die ongemeen nauwkeurig worden beschreven. In feite hadden de Soemerirs net als alle andere volkeren uit de Oudheid maar zes planeten 'mogen' kennen. Daarom werden die teksten als 'hemelmythen' uitgelegd. De Soemerirs noemden de zon 'APSU' (zij die van het begin af bestond), Mercurius MUM.MU (een die geboren werd) en Venus heette LAHAMI (heerseres der veldslagen), de Aarde was KI of GI (droog land) of sjibu (zevende), Mars was LAH.MU (god van de oorlog), ook UTU.KA GAB.A (licht aan de poorten der wateren), soms ook 'Sjelibbu' (een nabij het midden van het zonnestelsel) genoemd. Jupiter hette 'Barbaru' (de blinkende) of KI.SCHAR (grootste van het vaste land). Daarentegen was Saturnus AN.SCHAR (Grootste des hemels). Uranus heette bij de Soemerirs 'Kabbab Sjanamma', de 'tweelingplaneet' of EN.TI.MASCH.SIG, met de betekenis planeet met de kleur van het heldere groenachtige leven. Haar 'tweelingbroer' Neptunus was HUM.BA (de kleur van moeraslandvegetatie), Pluto was SCHU.PA (bewaker van de hemel). Hoe konden de Soemerirs deze gegevens allemaal weten? Volgens hun eigen bronnen waren het de Annunaki geweest, die de grondslag voor hun cultuur hadden gelegd, hun steden hadden gebouwd en hen ingewijd hadden in de 'geheimen van de hemel'. De naam Annunaki betekent letterlijk zij die uit de hemel naar de Aarde zijn gekomen. Hun eerste nederzetting was ERIDU (verafgebouwd huis). Hun leider heette aanvankelijk EA en daarna ENKI. Het lijkt waarschijnlijk dat Eridu de Aarde haar naam heeft geleverd (Engels 'earth', Duits 'Erde', Aramees 'Ereds', Hebreeuws 'Eretz'. Ook de Erythresche Zee (naam van de Perzische Golf in de oudheid) is naar Eridu vernoemd. Enki noemde het land EDIN (huis der rechtvaardigen); het was de tuin van Eden, de woonplaats van de goden. De eerste groep Annunaki bestond uit vijftig personen, de tweede uit zeshonderd. Planmatig koloniseerden zij het land. De 'vogelstad' Sippar diende hun als ruimtevaartcentrum. BAD.TIBIRA (de lichte plaats) was het industriecentrum waar de ertsen verwerkt werden. LA.RA.AK werd het orintatiepunt voor aanzwevende ruimteschepen, SCH.RUPPAK werd hun cenrum van medische zorg. Tot vaste commandant van de missie Aarde werd Enlil benoemd. Hij stichtte het controlecentrum NIBRU.KI (het latere Nippur). Zijn ziggurat droep op de top een DIR.GA (donkere gloeiende kamer), waar de sterrenkaarten werden bewaard. Voor het verrichten van de zware arbeid schiepen de Annunaki de 'Lulu', de voorloper van de mens als prehistorisch reageerbuiskind. Volgens de Soemerische teksten komen de Annunaki van NIBIRU (de planeet die aan de hemel glanst en de middenpositie inneemt). Deze planeet wordt vermeld tussen Mars en Jupiter. Een andere naam die ook wel werd gegeven was 'Tiamat'. 2. Adam kwam van Phaton De gangbare evolutietheorie zit vol tegenstrijdigheden. Dat betreft niet alleen het ontstaan van het leven op aarde, maar vooral de herkomst van de mens. Deze herkomsttheorie steunt slechts op relatief weinig beendervondsten. Het darwinisme is geen wetenschappelijk bewezen theorie, maar een wereldbeschouwing, een ideologie. Volgens de koran lag het paradijs op een andere planeet. In de zevende soera heet 'Al-Araf' (De Tussenmuur). Daarin staat dat Allah Adam naar Aarde verbande. Een Arabische legende verhaalt dat de Hadsjar al Aswad, de in de zuidoostelijke hoek van de Ka'aba in Mekka ingemetselde 'Zwarte steen' in oeroude tijd samen met Adam op aarde gevallen is. Dit kan een meteoriet zijn of een zogenaamde 'fluistersteen' of NABAR (Volgens de Soemerirs gebruikt door de Annunaki voor het doorgeven van berichten overal op aarde en naar de hemel). In de mythen en legenden van de volkeren op de hele aarde worden tal van aanwijzingen voor de niet-aardse oorsprong van de mens gegeven. Volgens het zeer oude in het Sanskriet geschreven boek de 'Dzyan' vroeg de Aarde aan de 'Heer van het stralend Aangezicht' om zonen om de Aarde te bevolken. Volgens dit boek was de eerste generatie mensen 'de zonen van de Yoga', de tweede het ras der geslachtslozen en het derde, de mensen met beenderen. Deze laatste vermengden zich met de zonen van de nacht (van het heelal) en bracht zo het vierde ras voort. Volgens de Bijbel begonnen de mensen op aarde zich te vermenigvuldigen en vermengden zich met de zonen van de goden ('bere elohim'). Hieruit werden de Nefilim geboren, door Maarten Luther vertaald met 'reuzen', de mannen van naam (s(j)em). Het Semitische woord s(j)em heeft echter twee betekenissen. Als 'sju-mu' kan het 'datgene waardoor men in herinnering blijft', een gedenksteen of stle, maar ook 'datgene wat een mu is', waarbij mu kan duiden op een vliegmachine van de goden. De 'mu' is een voorloper van de obelisk en de triomfzuil. Indien 'mu' wordt vertaald met raket dan wordt de volgende Soemerische hymne duidelijk: 'Heerseres des hemels (d.i. Isjtar/Inanna), Zij trekt het hemelgewaad aan, stijgt stoutmoedig hemelwaarts; over alle bevolkte landen vliegt zij in haar MU. Heerseres, gij die in uw MU verblijd omhoogwerkt naar de hemelse hoogten, boven al de rustende plaatsen vliegt zij in haar MU.' De Soemerische rolzegels vertonen langs de hemel voortglijdende, raketvormige objecten. Waren wellicht deze Nefilim, het volk met de raketten, prehistorische bezoekers uit de ruimte? En volk dat raketten gebruike kan niet uit de diepte van het heelal naar de Aarde gekomen zijn. Het was derhalve geen technische superbeschaving, maar een buitenaardse die uit het zonnestelsel stamde. Het woord Nefilim is afgeleid van het Semitisch NFL (omlaaggeworpen zijn), wat dus duidt op 'die op de aarde zijn afgeworpen. Kennelijk waren de Nefilim en de Annunaki identiek. Zoals uit het Boek (van de) Dzyan blijkt was de Aarde voor de afdaling van de 'zonen der wijsheid; door een kosmische ramp verwoest. Uit verschillende evolutietakken begon zich homonide leven te ontwikkelen. Doch de beslissende evolutionaire vonk was tot dan toe uitgebleven. In het wereldbeeld van de Dzyan is evolutie een door de 'Drakekracht' Fohat intelligent gestuurd proces. Volgens de oude Tibetanen heeft elke geschikte planeet als bestemming leven voort te brengen, toneel te worden van een evolutie. 'Kosmische zonen' aldus het 'Boek (van de) Dzyan' koloniseren maagdelijke planeten, om hun lotsbestemming in vervulling te doen gaan. Volgens de occulte joodse traditie, de Kabbala, bestonden er twee Adams - de 'hemelse Adam', die naar de aarde afdaalde en de 'aardse Adam', de diermens, die zich op aarde heeft ontwikkeld. IN het Gilgamesj-epos wordt zo'n diermens (wellicht een Neanderthaler?) beschreven. Hij heet 'Enkidu': 'die in de steppe geboren werd': 'Dicht behaard is zijn hele lichaam, toegerust met hoofdharen als een vrouw, hij kent gezin noch thuisland; voedt zich, met de gazellen, met gras; met de wilde dieren worstelt hij aan de drinkplaatsen; in de wemelende schepselen in het water verheugt zich zijn hart.' Volgens de Soemerirs werd de mens geschapen als slaaf van de goden. De ondergoden van de Annunaki waren in verzet gekomen omdat de inspanning te groot was en het werk te zwaar. de Bijbel noemt de aanvoerder van de 'gevallen engelen' Lucifer. Enlil wil hem ;aten terechtstellen, maar Anu en diens zoon Enki hebben een beter plan: een 'Lulu' moet gecreerd worden, een 'lagere primitief', de mens. Het vostel wordt door de Annunaki toegejuicht: 'Zij riepen tot de godin, de vroedvrouw der goden, ze vroegen de wijze Mammi: 'Gij, godin van de geboorte, schep arbeiders! Schep een simpele werker, die het juk moet dragen! Laat de werker het juk van de goden dragen!' Mammi creerde de mens uit leem respectievelijk uit TI.IT. In het Soemerisch beteket dat leem, maar tevens 'hetgeen leven is;, en 'shiru' (vlees of zaad). Want 'lulu' betekent niet alleen 'primitief', maar ook 'de gemengde'. Toen sprak de godin tot de Annunaki: 'Jullie legden mij een taak voor, Ik heb haar uitgevoerd (...) Ik ontneem jullie de zware arbeid en leg hem de werker, de mens, op. Ik heb het juk van jullie weggenomen, ik heb jullie de vrijheid gegeven. Volgens het Soemerische scheppingsepos werd de mens 'boven het land' AB.ZU geschapen. AB.ZU was Zuidoost-Afrika, het land waar de mijnen van de Annunaki zich bevonden. In het Semitisch werd het ZA.AB genoemd. In BAD.TIBIRA werd het gouderts gezuiverd, nadat het naar Eridu was gebracht. Deze Afrikaanse goudmijnen lagen in Zuid-Zimbabwe (Monotopa), waar volgens oude Zoeloe-legenden - 'slaven gewerkt hebben die door het eerste Volk kunstmatig van vlees en bloed geschapen waren. Deze slaven vochten tegen de aapmensen toen de grote ster aan de hemel verscheen.' De meeste geleerden zijn het erover eens dat de mens inderdaad 'boven Abzu' ontstond, in Tanzania en Kenya. De Neanderthaler verscheen pas na de komst van de Homo Sapiens en is dus noch voorloper van de 'Cro-Magnon-mens', noch van de Homo Sapiens, de tegenwoordige mens. Volgens Het Gilgamesj-epos moeten Homo Sapiens en Neanderthaler ooit tijdgenoten zijn geweest. De Neanderthaler was echter nimmer de 'missing link'. De Neanderthaler moet trouwens niet zonder meer als stupide mensaap gekarakteriseerd worden; hij had een grotere herseninhoud dan de huidige mens en beschikte over een goed ontwikkeld spraakcentrum. Uit grafvondsten blijkt dat hij zijn doden begroef, en grafgiften, waaronder bloemen, aan de dode meegaf. Indien het ei van een primaatvrouwtje met het sperma en de genen van een Annunaki-god bevrucht en daarna bij een Annunaki-vrouw gemplanteerd en door haar voldragen zijn, zou de mythe van de twee Adams te verklaren zijn: de 'aardse Adam' was het produkt van deze verbintenis - gelijk de mythische Gilgamesj - 'twee derde godheid, n derde mens'. De 'hemelse Adam' echter is zijn vader: Enki. Een astronaut van Nibiru, de planeet die wij Phaton noemen. Hij is de 'missing link', de ontbrekende schakel, die tot het ontstaan van de mens leidde. De Soemerische scheppingsmythe gaat verder: 'Nadat Anu, Enlil, Enki en Sud de zwartkoppen (mensen) hadden geschapen, vermenigvuldigden zij bloeiende vegetatie in het hele land, kunstig schiepen zij vierpotige dieren; in de E.DIN plaatsten zij ze.' Volgens de Babylonische geschiedschrijver Berossus was het begin van de 'heerschappij van de goden' over tweestromenland 432.000 jaar voor de grote vloed, ongeveer 442.000 v.C. De Soemerische koninlijst zegt: 'Toen het koningschap uit de hemel kwam, was Eridu het eerste koninkrijk, A.LU.LIM werd koning in eridu, hij heerste 28.800 jaar. A.LAL.GAR heerste 36.000 jaar, Deze twee koningen heersten 64.800 jaar Eridu's koningschap werd op Bad Tibira overgedragen EN.MEN.LU.AN.NA heerste in Bad Tibiria 43.200 jaar EN.NEN.GAL.AN.NA heerste 28.000 jaar Drie koningen heersten 108.000 jaar... Acht koningen heersten 241.200 jaar. Toen kwam de vloed.' Dat zijn 414.000 jaar 'voor de vloed'. Gedurende 144.000 jaar of 40 'sjars', periodes van elk 3600 jaar. na de 'afdaling; naar de Aarde, 'duldden' de Annunaki ' de zware arbeid' op aarde eer ze in opstand kwamen. Als de Annunaki respectievelijk rond 442.000 en 426.000 v.C. op aarde kwamen dan moet hun opstand en daarmee de schepping van de mens ca. 300.000 280.000 jaar geleden hebben plaatsgevonden. Dit komt overeen met het tijdstip dat de Homo Sapiens ontstond. enki wilde uit de 'Lulu' een intelligente en zelfstandige aardbevolking scheppen, terwijl het Enlil om heerschappij over de Aarde te doen was. Misschien wilde hij daar ooit de bevolking van de planeet nibiru vestigen. Volgens de fragmentarische 'Geschiedenis van Adapa' ontwikkelde Enki de mens met behulp van zijn eigen zaad verder tot een nieuwe modelmens, die hij Adapa noemde: 'Met groot inzicht vervolmaakte hij hem, wijsheid (had hi hem geschonken) (...) Hem had hij kennis gegeven, eeuwig leven had hij hem niet gegeven.' Enlil raakte buiten zichzelf van woede toen hij van Enki's experiment vernam. Hij eiste onmiddelijke vernietiging van die 'denkende mens'. Echter Anu had het laatste woord en enlil moest zich schikken. Niettemin verdreef hij de mensen uit zijn machtsgebied, de tuin van E.DIN. De mens was nu zelfstandig geworden en stond op het punt zich te gaan civiliseren. Adam en Eva verwekten nakomelingen. De Bijbel maakt gewag van tien generaties voor de zondvloed. Het was de periode waarin de 'zonen Gods', het volk van de s(j)em, met de dochters van de mensen verkeerden, de tijd van aanwezigheid van de goden op aarde. Daar kwam abrupt een einde aan toen 'de hemelen geschokt' werden, toen de 'planeet van de goden', Nibiru-Phaton, explodeerde. 3 Ruimtevaart voor de Steentijd Als wij de oudste overleveringen van de mensheid - die van Soemerirs, Voorindirs, Chinezen, Egyptenaren en vele andere volkeren - onder de loep nemen, valt ons in verband met de mogelijkheid van vliegen telkens opnieuw een merkwaardige symboliek op: metaalachtig glimmende vogels, draken, vliegende schilden, ijzeren slangen, vliegende wagens en schepen. Stammen die nu mondiaal alleen uit dichterlijke fantasie of is toch veeleer sprake van gesymboliseerde beschrijvingen van tastbare vliegende toestellen, die interplanetaire reizen konden maken? Een Indische Sanskriettekst van M. Bharadwaja beschrijft in een achttal hoofdstukken de bouw van verschillende types vliegmachines - de zogenoemde Vimana's. Deze maakten niet alleen vluchten op aarde, maar ook en zonder problemen maakten ze interplanetaire reizen. De tekst beschrijft hoe vliegtuigen kunnen stilstaan en zelfs onzichtbaar gemaakt kunnen worden, het afluisteren van gesprekken en geluiden in vijandelijke toestellen, de richting te bepalen van waaruit vijandelijke vliegmachines naderen. In de bibliotheekcollectie van Assurbanipal bevond zich een Chaldeeuwse (Babylonische) weergave van de zondvloed, die tenminste 1500 jaar ouder was dan die van de Bijbel: 'Alle verschrikkelijke stormen kwamen tezamen, de zondvloed, de vernietigende, raasde met hen mee. Toen zeven dagen, zeven nachten de stormvloed door het land geraasd had, de geweldige ark op het grote water slingerde, kwam de zonnegod te voorschijn, hemel en aarde belichtend. Ziusudra opende een luik van de geweldige ark. Het licht van de held Utu viel in de geweldige ark. Ziusudra, de koning, wierp zich voor Utu neer. Een os slachtte de koning, slachtoffers bracht hij.' ZIU.SUDRA (in het Akkadisch Uta-Napisjtim genaamd) - koning van Sjurripak - belichaamde de Soemerische Noach. De Soemerische goden waren van het dreigende onheil op de hoogte. enlil wilde de mensheid aan de catastrofe overleveren omdat hun snelle vermenigvuldiging hem tegen de borst stuitte. Maar enki spande zich voor hun redding in. Hij haalde Enlil over een 'Sulili' te bouwen, een rondom met teer dichtgemaakt, overdekt schip. Enki gaf Uta-Napisjtim opdracht het zaad'van al wat leeft' aan boord te brengen. Toen kwam de ramp: 'De maan verdween (...) Het uiterlijk van het weer veranderde. De regen bulderde in de wolken (...) De windern werden wild (...) De zondvloed barstte los.' Evenals Noach belandde Uta-Napisjtim tenslotte op de berg Ararat. De Annunaki hadden de aarde tijdens de catastrofe verlaten en bevonden zich nu in een baan om de aarde: 'De grote Annunaki, die het lot bepaalt beraadslaagde met hen over het land. Zij die de vier gebieden geschapen hadden, de nederzettingen gevestigd hadden en het land overzagen, zij waren te hoog boven voor het mensgelacht.' De Annunaki besloten tussen zichzelf en de mensen koningen en priesters als intermediairs in te schakelen. 'het koningschap daalde af vanuit de hemel' en gaf de mensen opdracht allereerst de door de zondvloed verwoeste steden te herbouwen: 'Laat de stenen van alle steden op de gewijde plaatsen liggen, laat ze in heilige oorden rusten'. Het land werd in vier gebieden verdeeld. De mensen kregen Egypte, Tweestromenland en het dal van de Indus. Het vierde gebied - TIL.MUN - werd aan de goden voorbehouden. Het strekte zich uit vanaf het schiereiland Sina tot de Libanon en vormde het zogenaamde 'Heilige Land' van de Bijbel, zoals naderhand nog zal blijken. Dit gebied zou onder bevel van de godheid Sjamasj worden geplaatst. Uta-Napisjtim kreeg toestemming om in het 'land van de goden' te leven en -zoals zijzelf - onsterfelijk te worden. Later bleek dat de geschiedenis van de zondvloed slechts deel uitmaakte van een groter epos, dat nu bekend staat als het Gilgamesj-epos. Over Gilgamesj zelf wordt gezegd: 'Geheime dingen heeft hij gezien, wat voor de mens verborgen is, is hem bekend. Hij heeft zelfs mare gebracht van de tijden van voor de zondvloed. Hij ondernam ook de reis naar de (verte) inspannend en met moeilijkheden hij keerde terug en schreef al zijn beslommeringen in een stenen zuil.' De grote Kaukasische 'ingewijde' Georg Iwanowitsj Gurdjieff had van zijn vader verhalen gehoord die van generatie op generatie overgeleverd waren en die navertellingen van het Gilgamesj-epos waren gebleken. Gilgamesj was een nakomeling van de grote godheid Sjamasj, die Sippar stichtte. Na de zondvloed had een mensvrouw Sjamasj een zoon geschonken die later hogepriester werd van de tempel van An - tot zijn vader hem opdroeg de stad Uruk te stcihten. Hij regeerde 324 jaar, zijn zoon 420 jaar. Gilgamesj was de zoon van de koning van Uruk en van de godin NIN.SUN. Hij was de vijfde heerser over de stad. De godmens Gilgamesj raakt bevriendt met de diermens Enkidu. De wederom vermelde onbegrijpelijk lange levensduur van de 'god-koningen' van voor de zondvloed wekt het vermoeden dat in die tijd methodes bekend waren om het leven aanzienlijk te verlengen. Het land van de goden, TIL.MUN wordt beschermd door de wachter Chumbaba, die zich in de Libanon ophoudt. Gilgamesj is samen met Enkidu op weg om onsterfelijkheid van de goden te bemachtigen. De lange reis heeft het tweetal vermoeid en ze vallen in slaap. Midden in de nacht schrikt Gilgamesj, bevend over zijn hele lichaam, uit zijn slaap op. 'Ging daar soms een god voorbij?', vraagt hij huiverend aan Enkidu: 'Waarom ben ik nu toch zo ontdaan (...) Vriend, dat was wat ik zag en het was ontzettend: De hemelen krijsten, het aardrijk dreunde! De dag verstarde, duisternis daalde, een bliksem flitste, vlammen laaiden oP! Toen verdween de gloed, het vuur doofde. En al wat omlaagkwam werd as!' Beleefde Gilgamesj daar, van de 'woning der goden' uit, hoe een 'mu' - een raket - van start ging? Ondanks dit gaat het tweetal voort en ze bereiken de poort: 'Verwonderd staan ze aan de ingang van het woud. Waar Chumbaba placht te gaan was een voetspoor, heel recht liepen de sporen, een kanaal van vuur. Ze zien de Cederberg, de woonplaats van de goden, de sleuven van Isjtar,' 'Met zijn voetzolen stampt het (Chumbaba) op de aarde, doet Hermon en Libanon trillen. Toen kwamen zwarte en witte wolken, de dood regent als mist op hen neer.' Helaas zijn de kleitabletten op deze plek te slecht bewaard gebleven om eruit op te kunnen maken hoe Gilgamesj zich tegen het 'monster met de dodende stralen' verweerde. Slechts enkele raadselachtige verwijzingen naar 'lichtglansstalen' konden ontcijferd worden, die Chumbaba kennelijk tegen Gilgamesj inschakelde. Gifgas? Dodelijke straling? Chumbaba was in elk geval geen dierlijk mythisch monster, geen voorwereldlijke draak, maar naar alle waarschijnlijkheid een machinale verdedigingsrobot. Toch weet Gilgamesj hem met behulp van de god Sjamasj te verslaan. Het 'hemelgewaad' van de godin Isjtar is vermoedelijk een ruimtepak. Isjtar raakt verliefd op Gilgamesj, maar deze wijst haar liefde af, waarop zij hem vervloekt. Ze stuurt de 'hemelstier' op het tweetal af. Enkidu biedt het monster het hoofd. Briesend van woede woelt het door zijn gesnuif een krater in de aarde en als door een stormwind wordt Enkidu in dat gat geblazen. Maar hij weet er weer uit te klauteren en de hemelstier te doden. Gaat het hier nu om een mythe, om oeroude goden- en heldensagen of berust het Gilgamesj-epos toch op een 'antiek' mythologisch ingekleed verslag van werkelijk gebeurde dingen? Gilgamesj heeft volgens de Soemerische koningslijst 4900 jaar geleden geleefd. De grootste tempelrune van de antiekewereld was eens de tempel van Balbek. In 63 v.C. werd hier door de Romeinen begonnen met de aanleg van de Jupitertempel. Archeologische opgravingen vonden onder deze nog andere tempels. De oude Grieken vereerden hier hun zonnegod Helios en hadden de stad Heliopolis gedoopt. Volgens de Romeinse schrijver Macrobius (omstreeks 400 v.C.) aanbaden reeds de Assyrirs hier hun zonnegod Adad (Saturnalia I,23). Adad, zoon van Enlil en broer van Isjtar, werd koning over de 'berglanden van het Noorden'. De Soemerische naam voor Adad was Sjamasj. Was mogelijk Balbek de landings- en startplaats van de Annunaki? Het platform van Balbek bestaat uit zeer grote monolieten. De drie grootste zijn elk 20 meter lang, vier meter hoog en drie meter breedl elk van de drie enorme steenblokken weegt ruim boven de 1000 ton. Ze zijn niet alleen zwaarder dan de overige, ze zijn ook van veel en veel oudere datum. Voor de Arabieren was de tempel van Balbek het oudste bouwwerk op aarde. Volgens overleveringen zou hij opgericht zijn in de tijd van Adam en Eva, die na hun verjaging uit de 'hof van Eden' in de omgeving van Damascus hebben geleefd. Damascus pretendeert de ;oudste stad van de wereld' te zijn, omdat Adam haar zou hebben gesticht. Volgens patriarch Johannes Maro van Damascus luidde de legende als volgt: 'Kan, zoon van Adam, bouwde de stad in het jaar 133 van de Schepping in een vlaag van waanzin. Hij gaf haar de naam van zijn zoon Henoch en bevolkte haar met reuzen, die om hun misdadigheid met de zonvloed werden gestraft.' Volgens Maro zou de bijbelse Nimrod de vesting na de zondvloed hebben herbouwd, omdat hij de 'hemel trachtte te bereiken'. Een verwijzing misschien naar de bouw van de toren van Babel? Deze zou dan niet in Babylon, maar op het tempelplateau in Baalbek hebben gestaan. Na de zondvloed werd het land andermaal gekoloniseerd. De goden zochten nieuwe gebieden en er vestigden zich mensen in Soemeri. In de Bijbel wordt Baalbek ook 'Beth Sjemesj' genoemd, 'het huis van Sjamasj'. Ook in Beneden-Egypte bevond zich een Beth-Sjemesj, dooe de Egyptenaren zelf On genoemd (Grieks: Heliopolis). Volgens een overlevering streed de god Bal (naar wie Baalbek werd genoemd) met Mot vanwege een 'stralende steen'. deze steen stelde Bal in staat met zowel de hemel als elke plaats op aarde contact op te nemen: 'Het is een ding dat woorden uitzendt, een steen die fluistert. De mensen zullen zijn boodschappen niet kennen, de massa's op aarde ze niet begrijpen.' Volgens de sage troonde Bal op de 'hoogte van Zaphon', een verwijzing naar Baalbek. Mogelijk was zo'n fluistersteen het voorbeeld van orakelstenen, 'navels' genaamd. Ons woord navel is weer afgeleid van het Soemerische NA.BA(R), wat 'glimmend lichte steen die verklaart' betekent. Door Soemerirs, Babylonirs en Assyrirs werd get oostelijke Middelandse Zeegebied Tilmun genoemd. Maar aan welk legendarisch land werd die naam ontleend? Tilmun heeft ons al voor bijna evenveel raadselen geplaatst als het legendarische Atlantis. 'In Tilmun krast de raaf niet, de leeuw doodt niet; de wolf doodt niet het lam, onbekend is de zaden-etende beer. De zieke zegt niet 'ik ben ziek', de oude vrouw zegt niet 'ik ben oud', de oude man zegt niet 'ik ben oud'.' Het zou gelegen zijn aan de 'monding van de rivieren. Nabij Baalbek ontspringen twee rivieren en evenals de Libanon is het een bergland, en de plaats waar Sjamasj opstijgt. Tilmun wordt ook vermeld als rijke handelspartner van de Assyrische koningen en dan zou ook Phoenici bedoeld kunnen zijn. Nadat Enkidu de 'hemelstier' heeft overwonnen, besluiten de goden dat hij doet moet. Na Enkidu's dood gaat Gilgamesj op weg naar het zuiden en komt bij het Sina-gebergte. Daar 'waar zij dagelijks opstijging en afdaling bewaken, hoog boven verweven met de hemelband, diep beneden met de onderwereld, houden 'schorpioenmensen' aan de bergpoort de wacht, wier vreselijkheid enorm is, wier aanblik de dood is, wier afschrikwekkende glans bergen omhult, die over Sjamasj waken als hij opstijgt en afdaalt.' Er lijkt een twee raketbasis op de berg Sina te zijn. TIL.MUN betekent 'land van het leven'. De Ararat ligt op het velengde van de lijn tussen beide Heliopolissen. Jeruzalem is een der oudste steden van de mensheid. Reeds in Egyptische optekeningen uit de 19e eeuw v.C. komt de stad als 'Urusjalim' voor als stichting van de god Sjalim, welke door de experts gelijk gesteld werd met de Soemerische god Sjamasj. In de Haggada staat over de Voortijd: 'De nakomelingschap van de verbinding tussen de negelen (Nefilim) en de vrouwen van Kanan waren de reuzen roemrucht om hun kracht en zondigheid. Ze dragen vele namen; n daarvan is de naam Repham.' Een van de laatste halfgoden was de in Beth Sjemesj (Baalbek) geboren Samson. Jeruzalem lijkt het communicatiecentrum van de Annunaki-Nefilim geweest te zijn. In het apocriefe boek, het 'Boek der Jubeljaren', ook wel 'Openbaring van Mozes' genoemd, staat dat er vier oorden Gods op aarde waren: de Tuin der Eeuwigheid in het Cedergebergte, de 'Berg van het Oosten' - de Ararat -, Sina en Zion (Jeruzalem). 'Tuin der eeuwigheid, de allerheiligste, is het thuisoord van de Heer; en de berg Sina, in het centrum van de woestijn; en de berg Zion, het middelpunt van de navel van de wereld. Deze drie werden geschapen als heilige oorden, met elkaar verbonden.' Voor binnenvliegende piloten moest om zich te kunnen orinteren op Memphis of Heliopolis op drie kunstmatige bergen: de piramides van Gizeh! De bouwers van deze piramides moeten geniale mathematici en architecten zijn geweest. Maar wie waren deze bouwers? Volgens Herodotus had farao Cheops de grootste piramide gebouwd met behulp van 100.000 slaven, maar Herodotus leefde 2000 jaar na Cheops en had zijn inlichtingen van Egyptische tempeldienaars gekregen, die mogelijk dezelfde overdrijvingen in hun vertellingen inlasten als huidige Egyptische gidsen. De Arabische schrijver Masaudi in de tiende eeuw schreef echter dat de twee grootste piramides gebouwd werden door Surid, een der eerste koningen van Egypte voor de zondvloed. De Arabische historicus en arts Abu Sa'id el Balchi ontcijferde de toen nog aanwezige inscriptie op de buitenbekleding van de piramide. Hieruit bleek dat de piramide ruim 73.000 jaar oud moet zijn. Egyptologen wijzen echter de Arabische dateringen van de hand en gaan uitsluitend af op het getuigenis van Herodotus. De enige authentieke inscriptie die de faraonaam Cheops vermeldt vertelt dat Cheops de tempel NAAST de Piramide en de Sfinx liet bouwen - dat twee andere bouwwerken derhalve al bestonden. De Sfinx wordt gewoonlijk pas aan Cheops' opvolger, farao Chefren, toegeschreven. Latere inscripties noemen de piramides ook 'hemelbergen'. De zoon van de legendarische kalief Haroen al Rasjid, kalief Al Mamoem, wilde in het jaar 820 in de piramide doordringen omdat hij vernomen had van werkelijk sprookjesachtige zaken die erin verborgen zouden zijn. Er zou een geheime kamer zijn, waar zich niet alleen hemelkaartem en kaarten van de aarde bevonden, maar ook 'wapens die nietroestten' en 'glas dat gebogen kon worden zonder te breken'. Hoe exact de daar mogelijk aanwezige kaarten zouden kunnen zijn bewijst wel de 'Piri Reis-kaart', die in 1513 door de Turkse marine-officier Piri Reis Ibn Haji Mehmed getekend was 'op basis van 20 verschillende kaarten', zoals Piri Reis zelf aangeeft, en waarvan de oudste dateerde uit de tijd van Alexander de Grote. De Piri Reis-kaart toont de kusten van Frankrijk, Spanje en West-Afrika met ongelooflijke precisie, voorts Midden- en Zuid-Amerika, met inbegrip van het Andesgebergte, dat pas in 1530 door Francisco Pizarro werd ontdekt. Het bijzonderste is wel dat beneden Vuurland naar de Zuidpool (Antartica) een landbrug is getekend, die eveneens buitengewoon gedetailleerd mag heten. De kaart toont namelijk de precieze details van de sinds 11.000 jaar onder 'eeuwig' ijs bedolven noordkust van Antartica, waaronder de landbrug die inderdaad voor de IJstijd bestond. Pas opmetingen van het zuidelijke gedeelte van de Atlantische Oceaan in 1957/1958 bewezen dat de Piri Reiskaart van een ongelooflijke nauwkeurigheid was. Ondanks de nauwkeurigheid valt een zekere vertekening op die de indruk wekt dat ze van grote hoogte werd opgenomen. De kaart toont de aarde zoals ze vanuit een satelliet, die hoog boven Caro zweeft, wordt waargenomen. Met andere woorden: van boven de Grote Piramide van Gizeh. Hier vlakbij ligt Heliopolis, het Bijbelse 'On', de heilige Egyptische stad van de zonnegod Re. Volgens Oudegyptische overlevering werd de wereld op de heuvel van Heliopolis geschapen. Op deze heuvel was de aankomstplaats van de goden en ze stegen vandaar ook weer op naar de hemel. n vervoermiddel was de 'Ben-Ben' ('de Hemelbark'). De mythe van 'Ben-Ben' wortelt in de eerste drie dynastien van het Oude Rijk (2900-2040 v.C.), en misschien zelfs in de eeuwen daarvoor en bestond derhalve sedert het begin van het rijk der farao's. De oorspronkelijke naam van Heliopolis -Junu- betekent 'pijlerstad'; men kan echter ook zeggen 'raketstad'. In Griekse sagen wordt Heliopolis geassocieerd met de 'zon-achtige vogel Phoenix', mogelijk een foutieve vertaling van het woord 'benu' benvogel. Volgens Ovidius in zijn 'Metamorfosen' wordt de Phoenix om de 500 jaar in Heliopolis verband om daarna uit zijn eigen as herboren te worden. De uit zijn eigen as symboliseerde de start van een raket. De zogenoemde Oenas-tekst in een piramide-inscriptie van farao Oenas uit de 5de dynastie (2563-2423 v.C.) klinkt als een contemporain verslag van een dergelijke raketstart: "geslagen wordt voor hem, Oenas, een bordes, opdat hij daarvan naar de hemel opstijgt. En hij stijgt op op de rook van de grote rookontwikkeling. Hij vliegt en zet zich op de lage troon die in uw schip is, O Re (...) De hemel spreekt, de aarde trilt, de aarde beeft; beide gebieden der goden roepen, de grond barst open als hij over het gewelf vaart. De aarde lacht, de hemel glimlacht als de koning naar de hemel opstijgt. De hemel juicht hem toe, de aarde beeft voor hem. De donderende storm drijft hem aan, het dondert gelijk Seth. De hemelwachters openen de deuren voor hem (...) Zij zien de koning vliegen als een valk, als een god. Om te leven bij zijn vaders, om te eten met zijn moeders. De koning is een hemelstier, wiens buik vol magie van het vlammeneiland is. Hij vliegt, deze koning Oenas, weg van jullie, van jullie stervelingen. Hij is niet van de aarde, hij is van de hemel. Deze koning vliegt gelijk een wolk naar de hemel, gelijk een vogel.' 4 De God van de Bijbel kwam uit Nippur Ondanks moderne wetenschappelijke tekstanalyses van de Bijbel kon daarover tot op heden geen eensgezindheid worden bereikt. Als echter al over de uitleg van vastgelegde teksten tal van uiteenlopende opvattingen wat betreft hun juistheid en waarheidsgehalte fel verdedigd of bestreden worden, ligt de conclusie voor de hand dat de onderscheidene interpretaties niet van objectieve, doch alleen van subjectieve aard kunnen zijn. Dat is tevens de wortel van de buitengewoon grote geestelijke verdeeldheid van de mensheid. Achter alle religieuze visises verbergt zich de vraag naar het "Waarom'. Een vraag waar de mens zichzelf mee confronteert om de zin van zijn bestaan en herkomst te doorgronden, omdat hij beseft dat aan dat bestaan tijdgrenzen gesteld zijn. Mohenjodaro is een der oudste steden van de mensheid. Deze omstreeks 3300 v.C. gebouwde stad beleefde haar bloeitijd parallel aan de tempelsteden van de Soemerirs en aan de bouw van de koningsteden in Egypte. Tot ongeveer 2000 v.C. kende de stad aan de Indus, in het huidige Pakistan, haar hoogtij. Daarna verdween ze, van de ene dag op de andere; naar alle waarschijnlijkheid moet een grote ramp hebben plaatsgevonden. In Voorindische legenden wordt gesproken van een ooit onmetelijke rijke stad aan de Indus, die tijdens een 'vuurstorm; ten onder ging. Een 'vuurstorm' die was ontketend door de 'afschrikwekkende wapens' van haar vijanden. Mohenjo Daro betekent 'Heuvel der Doden'. De vuurstorm kan slechts vergeleken worden met de atoombomexplosie van Hirosjima. Volgens berekeningen woonden er tijdens haar bloeiperiode tussen de 40.000 en 60.000 mensen in Mohenjodaro. Het meest opmerkelijke van de stad was de voortreffelijke riolering. Verder bevond zich een overdekt zwembad in de stad, waar een stoombad op aangesloten was. Deze metropool was haar tijd zeker eeuwen vooruit. Er werden hier 1200 van speksteen gesneden zegels gevonden, waarop het nog onontcijferde schrift van de Induscultuur staat afgebeeld. In Soemeri en aan de kust van de Perzische Golf werden vergelijkbare zegels gevonden. Ook de op het Paaseiland ontdekte schrijftafeltjes vertonen symbolen die identiek zijn aan die uit het dal van de Indus. Op enige afstand ten noorden van Mohenjodaro stond de 'tweelingstad' Harappa. Deze stad wes even oud en even groot. Aanvankelijk werd gedacht dat de binnenvallende Arirs de steden hadden verwoest, maar deze hypothese moest worden afgewezen daar er een leemte bestaat tussen het voorkomen van het aan de Arirs toe te schrijven grauwe aardewerk en van het rode van de Harappa-cultuur, een leemte van ongeveer 600 jaar. Sojetrussische archeologen beweerden echter dat prehistorische kernwapens de steden verwoest zouden hebben. Volgens het nationale Indiase epos Mahabharata was er bij de Slag van Kurukshetra, 4000 jaar geleden, waarmee het Gouden Tijdperk eindigde, een goddelijk wapen gelijk een atoombom gebruikt, waarbij lichamen zo verbrand werden dat ze onherkenbaar waren geworden en haren en nagels uitvielen. De skeletten die in Mohenjodaro waren gevonden waren sterk radioactief besmet. De halfgoden beschikten over geheimzinnige vliegmachines - de Vimana's. Ook het bijbelverhaal over de verwoesting van Sodom en Gomorra doet denken aan een atoombomexplosie. Volgens n van de Dode Zeerollen was de gebeurtenis als volgt: 'Een zuil van rook en stof steeg op, zoals een rookzuil die uit het hart van de aarde komt. Hij stortte over Sodom en Gomorra een regen vanzwavel en vuur uit en verwoestte de stad, de hele vlakte, alle inwoners en alle planten (...) En Lot woonde in Zoar, maar vestigde zich in de bergen, want hij was bang om in Zoar te blijven. De mensen werd aangezegd de oorden van komende explosie te verlaten, niet naar de ontploffing te kijken en zich onder de grond te verbergen (...) De vluchtelingen die zich omdraaiden, werden blind en stierven.' Sargon van Akkad had het eerste beroepsleger uit de geschiedenis. In het centrum van zijn hoofdstad Akkad (of Agade) stond de prachtige Isjtartempel UL.MASCH genaamd. Sargon liet ook in Nippur, Ur, Adab, Kisj, Der, Akshak en Umma Isjtartempels bouwen. Hoewel Sargon een groot rijk stichtte liet hij het 'huis der goden', Dilmun met rust. Zijn kleinzoon Naramsin echter viel dit wel binnen. Vandaar dat de goden een vloek over Akkad uitspraken. De goden vernietigden Akkad zo grondig, dat de runes tot op heden niet zijn gevonden. De god Enlil riep het bergvolk der Guteen op die onder Sjarkalsjarri, de opvolger van Naramsin, de gevelde stad overvielen. Hierbij werd de stad Aratta vernietigd. Aratta was de 'stad met de witte muren en de machtige graansilo's' en bevond zich aan gene zijde van het land Anshan (het zuidoosten van het tegenwoordige Iran) aan de 'brede rivier Kur' - d.w.z. Mohenjodaro aan de Indus. Met het einde van Akkad begon voor de Soemerische steden in het zuiden een korte renaissance van juist 109 jaar. De Elamieten maakte een einde aan 'de derde dynastie van Ur'. Volgens de Bijbel was Abraham een tijdgenoot van Amrafel, de koning van Sinear, Arioch, de koning van Ellasar, Kedarlaomer, de koning van Elam, en Tideal, de koning van de volkeren. De Assyrische kronieken getuigen van een jarenlange oorlog, waarbij een koning van Elam, Kudur-Laghamar, met andere heersers een verbond sloot, onder wie een Eri-aku van Larsa en een Tud-ghula, die gemakkelijk als Kedarlaomer, Arioch en Tideal gedentificeerd kunnen worden. Daarmee zou dan 'Amrafel, de koning van Sinear' niemand anders zijn geweest dan Amar-Pal, respectievelijk Amar-Sin, de koning van Ur. Volgens Flavius Josephus heerste Abraham in Damascus, waar hij een vreemdeling was, nadat hij met een leger uit het land van boven Babylon was gekomen. Assyrische overleveringen hebben het over de'zoon van de priester die door de goden verkozen was', die aan de oever van de Dode Zee vijandelijke troepen had tegengehouden. In de kroniek van Amar-Sin is vastgelegd dat 'de weidegronden van de kudden van IB.RU.UM werden aangevallen.' Ibruum? Hebben we hier te doen met Abraham, wiens kudden proviand voor zijn leger vormden. Was zijn vader Terah - in het Akkadisch Tirhu - priester? Over de herkomst van Abraham in de Bijbel wordt hij als Ibri aangeduid, dat onjuist vertaald werd als 'Hebreer'. Volgens de theorie van Sitchin moet 'Ibri' als NI.IB.RI, 'stammend uit Nippur' worden uitgelegd. De hoofdgod van Nippur was Enlil, in het Akkadisch Ili of Ilulu. Mogelijk is de naam 'El', de god van Abraham, en de naam 'Allah' van dezelfde oorsprong. Er was een Babylonische tegenhanger van Job, Tabu-utul-bel. Na de verwoesting van Baalbek was de ruimteluchthaven in de Sina het laatste steunpunt van de goden in het land Tilmun. Volgens het "Erra-epos" was er een 'oorlog tussen de goden' over de rivaliteit tussen Marduk en Erra-Nergal, de zonen van Enki. Marduk is de latere heerser van Babylon. Marduks zoon Nebu weet de Kannitische steden aan zijn kant te krijgen (mogelijk Sodom, Gomorra, Adma en Zoar?) Nergal daarentegen weest Ur en diens bondgentoten voor zijn zaak te winnen. In het dal van Siddim weet Kudur-Laghamar de Kananitische vorsten te verslaan maar wordt ten slotte door Abraham verslagen. Marduk vindt zijn toevlucht in het land der Hetieten en keert naar Babylon terug. De oorlog gaat echter voort. Erra (Nergal) grijpt naar het 'uiterste wapen' om Nebu en zijn steden te vernietigen. Maar behalve dat de steden vernietigd werden werd Soemeri ook zelf het slachtoffer van een vloek, omdat de 'kwade wind' (nucleaire 'fall-out') zorgde voor een epidemie. In Nippur, Eridu en Mohenjodaro waren vele doden te betreuren. 5. Het Nineve-effect Begin 1991 stonden de twee grootste legermachten sinds het einde van de Tweede Wereldoorlog tegenover elkaar: een kleine miljoen soldaten aan Iraakse en ongeveer 600.000 aan geallieerde zijde. Een werkelijk apocalyptisch scenario, dat door de Irakese leider, Saddam Hoessein, werd uitgeroepen tot 'Heilige Oorlog' en 'Moeder van alle Veldslagen'. Hij probeerde telkens de aandacht van zijn annexatie van Koeweit af te leiden door te wijzen op een doorn in het vlees van de Arabische volkeren: de Palestijnse kwestie. Hij vergeleek zijn bezetting van het olie-emiraat met de bezetting van Palestina door Isral en maakt van elke gelegenheid gebruik om Tel Aviv met zijn SCUD-raketten te teisteren. Het scheelde niet veel of de Golfoorlog had zich tot een oorlog om Isral kunnen uitbreiden. Als de joodse staat zich tot een tegenaanval had laten provoceren, zou Saddam Hoessein er gemakkelijk in geslaagd zijn de Arabische landen aan zijn kant te krijgen. In het Bijbelboek Ezechil staat: 'Zo zegt de Here Here. Ik haal de Isralieten weg uit de volkeren naar wier gebied zij gegaan zijn; ik zal hen van alle kanten bijeen verzamelen en hen naar hun land brengen.' Deze voorspelling van de omstreeks 623 v.C. geboren Ezechil brengen de joden in verband met de stichting van de staat Isral in het jaar 1948. Echter voorspelt de profeet ook naderend onheil: 'Mensenkind, richt uw aangezicht tegen Gog in het land Magog, de grootvorst van Mesech en Tubal. Ik zal u komen halen, haken slaan in uw kaken en u doen uittrekken met uw gehele leger (...) een grote schare met grote en kleine schilden (...) Na geruime tijd zult gij een bevel ontvangen; in toekomende jaren zult gij optrekken tegen het land dat zich van de krijg hersteld heeft, (een volk) dat uit het gebied van vele volken bijeengebracht is op de bergen Issrals die tot een blijvende wildernis waren geworden, maar het is uit de volken uitgeleid; allen wonen zij in gerustheid, Dan zult gij optrekken als een opkomend onweer; gij zult zijn als een wolk die de aarde bedekt, gij met al uw krijgsbenden en vele volken met u.' (Ez. 37:21-28, 38:1-9) Die profetie past opmerkelijk bij onze tijd. Zijn met de formulering 'zich van den krijg hersteld heeft' mogelijk het nationaal-socialisme en de Tweede Wereldoorlog bedoeld? Beschrijvingen van Johannes van Patmos in Openbaringen wijzen eveneens op onze tijd; ze doen aan moderne wapentechnieken denken. Daar is sprake van sprinkhanen die zich op het land werpen; ze hadden 'borstschilden als ijzeren harnassen en het gedruis van wagens, wanneer vele paarden ten strijde draven (Openb. 9:9-10). Een omschrijving die vrij goed op moderne gevechtsvliegtuigen van toepassing zou kunnen zijn. Ezechil was een van de bannelingen die door Nebukadnezar naar Babylon werden gedeporteerd. Hij woonde in de omgeving van Nippur, aan de rivier de Chebar (eigenlijk een kanaal). Daar beleefde Ezechil dat 'een stormwind uit het noorden kwam, een zware wolk met flikkerend vuur en omgeven door een glans; daarbinnen, midden in het vuur, was wat er uitzag als blinkend metaal. En in het midden daarvan was wat geleek op vier wezens; en dit was hun voorkomen: zij hadden de gedaante van een mens' (Ez. 1:4-6). Vervolgens beschrijft Ezechil het uiterlijk van de vier vreemdelingen en dat van hun schip . Vervolgens maakt Ezechil met het schip een reis naar Jeruzalem en weer terug. NASA-ingenieur Josef F. Blumrich maakte een constructie van het door Ezechil beschreven ruimteschip. Waren het wezens van buiten de aarde - wellicht Annunaki - die met Ezechil contact opnamen? De profeet Jona moest naar Nineve om te voorzeggen dat de stad over veertig dagen verwoest zou worden. De koning en het volk geloofde dit en bekeerde zich. Hierop kwam God op zijn besluit om Nineve te verwoesten terug, dit tot woede van Jona. Het Nineve-effect is het gehoor geven aan een ernstige waarschuwing. 6 De erven van de Ark des Verbonds De Ark des Verbonds wordt vaak in verband gebracht met de Heilige Graal. De Tempelridders worden historisch niet in twijfel getrokken, maar men verbant wel de graal naar het rijk der fantasie. De grote Franse ziener - Nostradamus - had connecties met de Orde der Tempelieren en ook zijn er aanwijzingen naar betrekkingen met de Rozenkruizers en naar Heliopolis, de Zonnestad. Was Nostradamus in een oude traditie van ingewijden opgenomen? Alleen al de opvoeding door zijn grootvader, Jean de St. Remy, een ingewijde in de Joodse Kabbala, maar vooral zijn vrij langdurig vertoeven in Chambry en Orval wijzen daarop. Orval is de voormalige zusterabdij van het klooster Clairvaux, het klooster van de H. Bernardus van Clairvaux, die tot de oprichters van de Orde der Tempelridders behoorde. Volgens Nostradamus- kenner Grard de Sde behoorde Nostradamus sinds zijn verblijf in het klooster Orval tot een 'straf georganiseerd geheim genootschap' - de 'Prieur de Sion' - de opvolger van het door de kerk verboden Tempeliersorde. De geschiedenis van de Tempelridders gaat ver terug met de jonge ridder Hugo de Payens, die als 16-jarige aan de Eerste Kruistocht onder Godfried van Bouillon deelnam. Na de val van Jeruzalem in 1099 keerde hij terug naar Frankrijk, waar hij in dienst trad van graaf Hugo van Champagne. Vijf jaar later trok hij met graaf Hugo andermaal naar het Heilige Land. Ze bleven er echter niet lang. Teruggekeerd in Frankrijk nam de graaf spoedig contact op met Etienne Harding, abt van de cistercinzerorde. Daarop begonnen zorgvuldige bestuderingen van oude Hebreeuwse teksten, waarbij zelfs de hulp van rabbijnen uit Hoog-Bourgondi werd ingeroepen - een voor die tijd ongelooflijke gebeurtenis. In het jaar 1114 reisden beide ridders ten derde male naar Jeruzalem, om bij hun terugkomst in Frankrijk wederom Harding en de cistercinzers op te zoeken. Graaf Hugo van Champagne schonk die orde bovendien het woud van Bar-sur-Aube voor de stichting van de abdij van Clairvaux. Die taak nam Bernard de Fontaine, de latere H. Bernardus van Clairvaux, op zich. In 1119 trok Hugo de Payens, in gezelschap van zes ridders en twee cistercinzer monniken, voor de vierde maal naar Jeruzalem, alwaar zij zich begaven naar het paleis van Boudewijn I. Ze traden bij hem in dienst om de pelgrims te beschermen. Ze kregen een hele vleugel van zijn paleis tot beschikking, en die vleugel bevond zich volgens de legende op de fundamenten van de oude Tempel van Salomo. Vandaar de benaming Tempelridders. In het jaar 1125 volgde Hugo van Champagne hen, nadat hij vrouw en kinderen verstoten had. Echter ze beschermden de pelgrimroutes niet. In die periode namen ze aan geen enkel gevecht of toernooi deel. Zij hielden zich veeleer bezig met archeologische opgravingen in de vroegere paardestallen van koning Salomo en op het tempelterrein, of reden uit - geen mens wist waarheen. In 1127 keerden ze uit het Heilige Land weer naar Frankrijk terug. Hugo de Payens werd hier tot eerste Grootmeester van de orde benoemd. 'De Franse Tempelridders waren ook naar het Heilige Land getrokken om iets van groot belang te vinden, veilig te stellen en mee te nemen, iets bijzonder heiligs, dat zich in de Tempel van Salomo bevond: De Ark de s Verbonds,' aldus Louis Charpentier. De Bijbel zegt dat Mozes de Ark des Verbonds, na de ontvangst van de goddelijke wetten op de berg Sina, gebouwd heeft en dat ze voortaan als communicatiemiddel werd gebruikt. Ze vergezelde het volk van Isral op zijn tocht door de woestijn naar het heilige Land en werd bewaard in de 'Tent des Verbonds', tot koning Salomo in Jeruzalem de tempel had laten bouwen. Daar werd ze toen bewaard tot de profeet Jeremia haar voor de oprukkende legers van Nebukadnezar in een grot bij de berg Nebo verborg, Wat er daarna gebeurde is onzeker. Werd ze in de tweede tempel opnieuw geplaatst of voor de veiligheid in een der grotten onder de tempelrots verborgen? Het lijkt er in elk geval op dat ze door de Tempelridders werd ontdekt. Wat bevatte de Ark des Verbonds, of beter gezegd: wat is ze eigenlijk? Het betreft een kist, zoals ook al in de Soemerische tempels stond. Een schrijn voor het allerheiligste, 'waar God uit spreekt', die 'licht uitstraalt' als 'het goddelijke' bezit ervan neemt. Waarschijnlijk was de Ark des Verbonds bepaald niet ongevaarlijk, want de zonen van Aron, Nadab en Abihu, stierven door een soort elektrische stroom of een soort straling die vanuit de Ark des Verbonds kwam. De 'terafim' (orakelbeelden) vervulden dezelfde taak. De Soemerische ME's lijken voorlopers van de Ark des Verbonds te zijn. Beschikte Abraham over zo'n ME? En werd de Ark des Verbonds gebouwd om deze te kunnen huisvesten? Volgens het Boek der Jubeljaren' was Henoch de eerste mans die leerde schrijven en kennis vergaarde. Volgens het Slavische en Ethiopische boek Henoch daalden engelen van de 'Annunaki' af naar aarde op de berg Hermon, ofwel Baalbek. Het boek Henoch handelt over 12.000 jaar geschiedenis van de mensheid. Volgens de 'Sohar', het oudste hoofdstuk van de Joodse Kabbala, is een 'Boek Henoch' door Noach in zijn ark gered, had Abraham het meegenomen uit Ur en Mozes had het in de 'Ark des Verbonds' gelegd. De naam Henoch betekent de 'inzichthebber, de kenner'. In de koran wordt hij 'Idries' genoemd. Volgens Flavius Josephus moet Henoch gelijk worden gesteld met Hermes Trismegistos, waarmee de Egyptische god van de wijsheid Thot bedoeld is, die volgens de overlevering de Tabula Smaragdina (Smaragden Tafel) geschreven zou hebben. Daar zou 'alle wijsheid van het universum' zijn vastgelegd. Volgens de Sumeroloog Boulay was Henoch identiek aan de Soemeriche koning Enmeduranna, die in Sippar, de 'Vogelstad' regeerde. Als de Tempelridders de 'Ark des Verbonds' hebben gevonden, wat troffen ze dan aan? Volgens hun historie was het een 'baphomet', een zogenaamd sprekend hoofd. In het begin ging het de Tempelorde voorspoedig en vele leden uit de beste families traden tot de orde toe. Daar de Tempelridders vrijgesteld werden van tol en belastingen beschikten ze al spoedig over een geweldig bezit. Ze financieerden de bouw van de meeste gothische kathedralen, van Chartres tot Reims, en van Parijs tot Straatsburg, welke alle aan 'Notre Dame - Onze Lieve Vrouwe - gewijd werden. Tevens bemiddelden ze voor en bewerkten ze de ondertekening van de Magna Charta in Engeland. Ze onderhielden diplomatieke betrekkingen met de wereld van de Islam. Ze gingen voor in cartografie, landmeetkunde, wegenbouw en scheepvaart en richtten in heel Europa moderne ziekenhuizen met eigen artsen en chirurgen in. Hun eerste gebod was: zindelijkheid en hygine. Maar plotseling liep alles anders: de machtige Orde der Tempelridders werd in het jaar 1312 opeens strikt verboden. Filips IV van Frankrijk (1285-1314) benijdde de orde haar grote rijkdom. Hij zorgde ervoor dat Clemens V (1305-1314) paus werd en betichtte vervolgens de Tempelridders van 'godslastering' en 'afgodendienst'. Op 13 oktober 1307 werden in Frankrijk alle Tempelridders gevangengenomen en hun bezittingen geconfisqueerd. Maar de Tempelschat bevond zich al niet meer in Frankrijk. Het woord 'baphomet' was afgeleid van het Arabische 'abufihamet', wat zoiets als 'vader of bron van de wijsheid of begrip' betekent. Op 22 maart 1312 werd de Orde der Tempelridders opgeheven. Hun laatste grootmeester, Jacques de Molay, stierf op 11 maart 1314 in Parijs op de brandstapel. Filips IV en Clemens V stierven in hetzelfde jaar. In 1132 werd de abdij van Orval het dochterklooster van Clairvaux, het klooster van de H. Bernardus. De Prieure de Sion had leden van een klein aantal oude Franse adellijke huizen, die allen afstamden van de Merovingen, de vroegere koningen van het Frankische Rijk. Volgens hun eigen overlevering stammen ze af van de joodse stam van Benjamin, via koning Saul, de eerste koning vn de joden. Bij de stamtwisten, beschreven in het boek Richteren (20 e.v.) verlaten de Benjaminieten het land en vestigen zich in Arcadi op de Peloponessus. Volgens het tweede boek Makkabeen waren de Spartanen bloedverwanten van de joden. Wilden de Frankische edelen van Merovingische afkomst, als erfgenaam van het volk van Israkel, de Ark des Verbonds, in hun bezit krijgen? 7. Saurirs - huisdieren van de mens? Het door de westerse wetenschap ongeveer een eeuw geleden ontworpen breipatroon voor pre- en protohistorie klopt niet! Archeologen vinden in de bodem altijd alleen datgene wat die bodem bewaarde - meestal niet eens meer de beenderen. Want blootgesteld aan weersomstandigheden, lucht of grondwater blijven die meestal nog geen 500 jaar bestaan. In graven wordt alleen een electie aangetroffen van wat naar het idee van de overlevenden in het hiernamaals van belang is. Deze selectie wordt voorts benvloed door armoede, spaarzaamheid en grafroverij. In verlaten nederzettingen wordt daarentegen meestal alleen een negatieve selectie aangetroffen, namelijk dingen die niet meer van belang waren, die de moeite van het meenenen niet waard werden gevonden. Voor de archeologen verschijnt slechts op die plaatsen een afgerond beeld van het leven waar een uitbarstende vulkaan het leven binnen enkele uren onder stof, lava en as begroef, zoals bijvoorbeeld in Pompeji. Voor de Inca's was Marcahuasi, 80 kilometer ten noordoosten van Lima in Peru , een heilig oord. Hier bevinden zich buitengewoon oude monolitische structuren en megalieten, reusachtig en raadselachtig, De Inca's waren ervan overtuigd dat reuzen of goden de geweldige rotsbeelden lang voor de zondvloed (die ook van de Indiaanse mythologie deel uitmaakte) gecreerd hadden. Volgens Pedro Astete was Marcahuasi het centrum van wat hij de Masma-cultuur noemde. Er bevindt zich hier een aardse pendant van het nogal raadselachtige 'gelaat op Mars'. Het staart star hemelwaarts en werd door Ruzo 'het Egyptische gelaat' genoemd. De grootste van de Marcahuasi-sculpturen wordt door de Indianen 'Peca Gasha' genoemd. Onderzoekers berekenden de ouderdom op 'minstens 100.000 jaar, maar waarschijnlijk nog aanzienlijk ouder'. De meest mysterieuze van de reusachtige stenen sculpturen lijkt op een soort Stegosaurus - een dinosaurir, die ongeveer 64 miljoen jaar geleden uitstierf. Elders in Peru bevindt zich de stad Ica. De chirurg dr. Janvier Cabrera beheert daar een letterlijk en figuurlijk 'steenoude' bibliotheek: elfduizend gegraveerde stenen met imposante taferelen uit de prehistorie. In 1961 trad de Rio Ica woest buiten haar oevers en overstroomde de woestijn. Uit het weggespoelde zand kwamen zwarte stenen met merkwaardige gravures voor de dag, die door arme Campesino-Indianen werden gevonden. In 1969 kreeg dr. Cabrera zo'n steen van een vriend ten geschenke. De steen vertoonde de gravure van een zonderlinge vogel, een mythologisch fabeldier, dat veel weg had van de vliegende saurir Pterosaurus. Maar, wie zou dat 'oerdier' in steen hebben kunnen graven? Het dier leefde immers 140 tot 80 miljoen jaar geleden - lang voor de eerste mensen. Dat raadsel liet dr. Cabrera niet meer los, en probeerde iedere soortgelijke stenen te verzamelen. Uit de kroniek 'Geschiedenis van Oud Peru' van Juan de Santa Cruz Pachacuti Llamqui (1613) blijkt dat ook toen de gegraveerde stenen bekend waren. Ze werden in die tijd Mancu of Manco genoemd, zoiets als 'de Verhevene' of ook 'de Oeroude'. Ze waren door de goden geschapen en werden daarom in de tempel als heiligdommen bewaard. Behalve Cabrera hebben ook anderen soortgelijke stenen verzameld, waaronder in het regionale museum van Ica. Op de stenen zijn dinosaurirs van het 'type' brontosaurus uitgebeeld, samen met mensen, van wie enkele merkwaardig langwerpige buizen dragen die op telescopen lijken. Uit geologische analyze bleek dat de stenen uit een sterk 'verkoold' andesiet bestaan, een vulkanisch gesteente uit het Mesozocum, (de geologische 'middeleeuwen' van de aarde) dat 220 miljoen jaar oud is en daarmee 160 miljoen jaar ouder dan de Andes zelf. De hele draagwijdte van deze vondsten valt pas te overzien als hun vermoede ouderdom met de traditionele evolutietheorie geconfronteerd wordt. De 'Homo habilis' - bekwame, handige mens, die gebruik maakte van zijn eerste stenen voorwerpen - verscheen ruim 2 miljoen jaar geleden. Ongeveer anderhalf miljoen jaar geleden ontstak 'Homo erectus' - de rechtop lopende mens - zijn eerste vuur. Daarna volgde de 'Homo Sapiens', wiens verschijning door de paleontologen aanvankelijk op 40.000 jaar, daarna op 70.000 jaar en nu ten minste op 100.000 jaar voor onze tijd werd getaxeerd, Alleen al deze onzekerheden in de datering vormen een aanwijzing van de lemen voeten waarop de evolutietheorie rust. Want inw ezen steunt die op een relatief klein aantal beendervondsten. Elke nieuwe vondst noopt tot correcties en zou haar eventueel zelfs ad absurdum kunnen leiden. Zoals de gegraveerde stenen van Ica. Het gewicht van de stenen varieert van 15 gram tot 500 kilo. In kleur varieren ze van diepzwart tot lichtgrijs. De erin gegraveerde motieven beelden oorlogs- en strijdtaferelen uit, sportieve en sociale activiteiten, muziekinstrumenten of mechanische transportsystemen alsmede optische instrumenten (telescopen en loepen). Behalve een voor Zuid-Amerika ten dele onbekende en anachronistische flora en fauna zijn geavanceerde hersen- en harttransplantaties 'opgetekend', onbekende landkaarten, astronomische configuraties en steeds weer saurirs. Dinosaurirs van elke soort. In de collectie van dr. Cabrera al 37 soorten. Op een van de stenen staat de 'biologische cyclus van een Stegosaurus' opgetekend: paring, eieren, de metamorfose van de larve, het kleine uit het ei gekomen (aankomend) reptiel - alles in een spiraalvormige volgorde uitgebeeld. Volgens onze geleerden zouden de dinosaurirs zich op dezelfde manier voorplanten als onze huidige reptielen, wat zou betekenen dat ze al in voltooide gedaante uit het ei komen. De metamorfose is echter een kenmerk van amfibien die na het uitkomen van het ei een gedaantewisseling van larvestadium tot volwassen dier moeten doormaken. In deze steen wordt een, althans tot op heden, onbekend ontwikkelingsproces uitgebeeld. Daar is maar n verklaring voor mogelijk: namelijk dat de graveur het proces volgens rechtstreekse waarneming heeft weergegeven. Conclusie: hij moet minstens 60 miljoen jaar geleden hebben geleefd. Op een serie van 205 stenen staat tot in detail de ontwikkeling van de oervis Agnatus. De stenen tonen niet alleen dat mensen (respectievelijk leden van een vorig mensenheid) gelijktijdig met de door hen uitgebeelde dieren leefden, maar ook dat deze mensen intellectueel hoog ontwikkelde wezens geweest moeten zijn, in staat om grondige biologische studies uit te voeren en wetenschappelijke vooruitgang te boeken. Bestaan er, behalve de 'gegraveerde stenen' van Ica, nog andere aanwijzingen dat er al in de tijd van de dinosaurirs mensen bestonden? In 1934 werd door Emma Hahn bij Glen Rose in Texas een in zwerfsteen ingebed metaal, dat eruit stak. Nadat het stuk metaal uit het rotsblok werd bevrijd bleek het een oude hamer te zijn. De archeoloog dr. Carl Baugh deed hier sensationele ontdekkingen: in buitengewoon oude steenlagen vond hij, eendrachtig naast elkaar, machtige indrukken van dinosaurirpoten en menselijke voetsporen. Duidelijk was te zien dat enkelen van hen zelf schoeisel moeten hebben gedragen, terwijl anderen zich blootvoets hadden voortbewogen. De geoloog prof. dr. John D. Morris maakte daaruit op dat er 60 miljoen jaar geleden al mensen geleefd moeten hebben. In 1984 werden aan de Paluxy River bij Glen Rose door dr. Hilton Hinderliter van de Universiteit van de staat Pennstlvania opgravingen gedaan. Ook hij legde de afdrukken van twee saurirs en een mens bloot en hij vond nog meer voetsporen van mensen in het 60 miljoen jaar oude gesteente. Ook hij kwam hierdoor tot de conclusie dat er ten tijde van de dinosaurirs mensen hebben geleefd. De oude hamer werd onderzocht en bleek voor 96 procent uit ijzer, voor 2,6 procent uit chloor en voor 0,74 procent uit zwavel te bestaan. Een tegenwoordig ongebruikelijke samenstelling, omdat koolstof en silicium ontbreken. De houten steel bleek versteend en vertoonde binnenin poreuze verkoling. Omdat miljoenen jaren voorbij moeten gaan eer hout versteent, kan de hamersteen wel amper uit de 'Nieuwe Tijd' afkomstig zijn. Desalniettenim is deze vondst omstreden en de werkelijke ouderdom en de herkomst van de hamer zijn tot op heden nog niet vastgesteld. In 1884 ontdekten arbeiders in een steengroeve aan het Managua-meer in Nicaragua, drie meter onder oeroude formaties, in een laag zandsteen menselijke voetsporen. In ongeveer dezelfde tijd werd in de buurt van Carson City in Nevada in een leisteenlaag de afdruk van een schoenzool ontdekt. In 1938 kwamen geologen in een 250 miljoen jaar oude formatie in Berea, Kentucky wederom voetsporen tegen. In 1959 had een groep Russisch-Chinese paleontologen onder leiding van dr. Chow Ming Chen in een zandsteenformatie in de Gobi-woestijn de indruk van een geribbelde schoenzool met duidelijk herkenbare naden ontdekt. Zelfs de schoenmaat '43' kon worden vastgesteld. In 1968 vond William Meister bij Antelope Springs in de Amerikaanse staat Utah twee versteende, 32,5 cm lange schoonzoolafdrukken, met versterkte druk aan de hielzijde. Bovendien was bij het neerzetten van die voet een kleine trilobiet (een geleedpotige uit de oertijd) platgetrapt; vervalsing is dus uitgesloten. Het oprmerkelijke aan deze vondst is dat trilobieten al ongeveer 420 miljoen jaar zijn uitgestorven... Ook de hamer bleef geen unicum. Zo ontdekten arbeiders in 1973 in de buurt van Aiud in Roemeni bij het afgraven van zandlagen drie omkorste voorwerpen in verhard zand. Twee daarvan bleken fossiele beenderen te zijn, terwijl de derde een metalen bijl was. De beenderen bleken botstukken van een Mastodont (een uitgestorven olifantsoort) te zijn. De bijl bestond uit een complexe legering van twaalf elementen, met als 'hoofdmoot; aluminium (89 procent). In de jaren vijftig van de vorige eeuw ontdekte Carlos Ribeiro, directeur van het Geologisch Bureau van Portugal in het dal van de Taag bij Lissabon in een laag uit het Mioceen stenen werktuigen van vroege mensen. Maar volgens traditionele opvattingen begon de mens met het bewerken van stenen pas tijdens het Pleistoceen, dat wil zeggen circa twee miljoen jaar geleden. Terwijl het Mioceen vijf tot twintig miljoen jaar in het verleden ligt. De Franse abb Bourgeois had omstreeks 1870 nabij Thenay in Frankrijk in een laag uit het Oligoceen prehistorische werktuigen aangetoffen. Het Oligoceen duikt echter tussen de 25 en 38 miljoen jaar het verleden in. De Duitse antropoloog Max Verworn groef in 1905 ook in Thenay en ontdekte daar stenen werktuigen in een laag uit het Mioceen. J. Reid Moir vond in het Cromer Forest Bed aan de kust van het Engelse East-Anglia een, kennelijk met ijzer bewerkt, stuk versteend hout in een 1 1,5 miljoen jaar oude Pleistoceenlaag. In 1860 ontdekte de hoogleraar in geologie G. Raggazoni bij Castenedolo in Itali, aan de zuidelijke zoom van de Alpen, menselijke fossiele beenderen in een laag van het Plioceen. In 1880 groef hij in dezelfde laag zelfs een compleet menselijk skelet op. Korte tijd later werd in dezelfde laag nog de schedel van een vrouw ontdekt. Bij beide vondsten stemden de schedels geheel overeen met die van de Homo Sapiens en niet met die van de primitieve protomens. De vakwereld ging aan deze vondst geruisloos voorbij, omdat daarmee anders alle vigerene evolutietheorien om zo te zeggen in rook zouden zijn opgegaan. Met die vondsten kon immers worden aangetoond dat Homo sapiens al minstens twaalf miljoen jaar geleden leefde. De Argentijnse paleontoloog Carlos Florentino Ameghino had op vijf kilometer van Miramar, een kuststadje 800 kilometer ten zuiden van Buenos Aires, het skelet van een Toxodont, die tijdens het Mioceen had geleefd en ongeveer 10 miljoen jaar geleden uitstierf, gevonden, die een pijlpunt in een van zijn wervels had zitten. In 1896 vonden arbeiders in de haven van de Argentijnse hoofdtas in sedimenten van het Mioceen een menselijke schedel. In Patagoni, in het zuiden van Zuid-Amerika deed Ameghino nog meer vondsten in 6 tot 25 miljoen jaar oude Mioceenlagen. Hij vond een mes van silex (vuursteen), een stenen aambeeld, gepolijste bollen van dioriet en tegen de twintig schavers; voorts een reeks beenderen en schedels die zonder enige twijfel tot de species Homo sapiens gerekend bleken te kunnen worden. In 1970 vond de Noordamerikaanse antropoloog Richard MacNeish in het stroomgebied van de Rio Montayo, een zijrivier van de Amazone, in de buurt van Ayacucho in Peru, in een en dezelfde laag stenen werktuigen, fossielen van de reuzenluiaard 'Megatherium', van paarden, kamelen, reuzenherten en oerkatten. De Megatherium stierf ongeveer n miljoen jaar geleden uit, het Zuidamerikaanse paard en het Zuidamerikaanse kameerl echter al dertien miljoen jaar geleden. In 1971 groef de Colombiaanse antropoloog prof. Homero Henao Martin het fossiele skelet op van een Iguandont, een twintig meter lange dinosaurir, met een menselijke schedel, die op grond van het fossileringsproces vrijwel geheel verkalkt was. De Iguandont leefde volgens de paleontologie in het begin van het Jura-tijdperk, 181 miljoen jaar geleden, en stierf aan het einde van het Krijt, 64 miljoen jaar terug, uit. In 1973 vond een Indiaas-Sovjetrussisch team van antropologen tijdens opgravingen in India menselijke fossielen in een tot het Mesozocum behorend gesteente. Het Mesozocum was de periode van de dinosaurirs. In 1974 vond de bekende Britse antropologe Mary Leakey in de omgeving van de uitgedroogde Laetolli-rivier in Tanzania gebitselementen en fossiele beenderen van een homonide, welke gedateerd werd op 63 75 miljoen jaar oud. Mary Leakey verklaarde dat deze fossielen tot de sapiens-groep behoorden en niet tot een hominidensoort zoals bijvoorbeeld de 'Australophitecus'. In 1925 vond de Deense zakenman Waldemar Julsrud in Acambaro in Mexico tientallen ceramiekfiguurtjes. Ze beeldden mensen uit maar ook dieren: reuzehagedissen, dinosaurirs. De mensbeeldjes droegen rijgsandalen met veters, malinkolders en schilden - een voor het oude Mexico volstrekt atypische kledij. Zoals op de gegraveerde stenen van Ica getoond, werden de Saurirs uitgebeeld als hun huisdieren: mannen gebruikten ze als rijdieren, de vrouwen voerden ze. Zou deze 'coxistentie van mens en dinosaurir' de oorsprong van de mondiaal bestaande drakesagen kunnen zijn? De Zuni-Indianen in het zuidwesten van de Verenigde Staten vertellen: 'Reusachtige monsters leefden ooit op aarde, met vreselijke tanden en klauwen toegerust. Toen zeiden 'zij-die-in-de-hemel' tegen deze dieren: 'Wij zullen jullie in steen veranderen, opdat jullie de mensen geen kwaad meer kunnen doen, maar hun in plaats daarvan nuttig worden. Daarom hebben we besloten jullie in steen te veranderen.' Daarop verhardde de aardkorst en de beesten versteenden. Omdat nu de aarde in alle stenen stevig en hard werd, vinden wij de restanten van de beesten overal op aarde. Groot zijn de relicten, soms wel zo groot als de beesten vroeger waren. Vaak zien wij hun sporen tussen rotsen en dat toont ons dat in de eerste dagen van de wereld alles anders was dan nu. De aan de Zuni verwante Hopi-Indianen menen dat 'mensen lang voor de mensheid' leefden. Het 'Boek van de Hopi' maakt melding van 'vier werelden'. De Eerste Wereld was Tokpela, de eindeloze ruimte, waaruit Taiowa, de schepper het eindige schiep. Hij zette de eerste mensen op een plek die men 'de Hoogte' of 'de Hemel' noemt. Deze hemel, de Eerste Wereld werd door vuur vernietigd, 'omdat de mensen kwaadaardig waren geworden'. De Tweede wereld werd vernietigd door ijs; de Derde Wereld, 'Kasskara', het Land van de Zon', door water. Onze tijd, menen de Hopi-Indianen, is de Vierde Wereld, die in een niet al te verre toekomst haar einde tegemoet gaat. Geologisch beschouwd kan de Hopi-kosmologie zinnig worden genoemd. De verwoesting van de Eerste wereld zou betrekking kunnen hebben op de mondiale vulkanische activiteiten van 250.000 jaar geleden. De vernietiging van de Tweede Wereld zou dan aan de grote IJstijd, 100.000 jaar terug, te wijten zijn geweest, en die van de Derde Wereld aan de periode van zware regens en overstromingen, die tussen de 30.000 en 12,000 jaar geleden plaats moeten hebben gevonden, dat wil zeggen de 'zondvloed' van de Bijbel en van de oude Soemerirs. Daarmee zouden ook de Hopi-Indianen een kroniek bezitten die tot zo'n 300.000 jaar in het verleden duikt, vergelijkbaar met de koningslijsten van Soemeri. Volgens de chronologie van de Mexicaanse Azteken leven wij zelfs in het Vijfde Tijdperk. Terwijl de cyclustheorien van Hopi en Azteken het overleven van de mensheid door telkens enkele uitverkorenen verklaren - vergelijkbaar met de Bijbelse Noach - spreekt het 'Popul Vuh' het heilig boek van de Quich-Maya zelfs van vier verschillende scheppingen, van vier mensheden, die door een vloed, door neervallende vloeibare hars (vermoedelijk lava) en door aardbevingen werden uitgeroeid. Volgens de 'Popul Vuh' stammen de apen in de bossen af van de overlevenden van de tweede mensheid. Zou de oplossing voor het raadsel zijn dat er zes mensheden voor ons leefden? 8. Herinneringen aan Atlantis Niet alleen in de Atlantische Oceaan, maar ook in andere delen van de aarde, zijn aanwijzingen gevonden van ingrijpende klimaatveranderingen, ongeveer tienduizend jaar geleden. In 1976 ontdekte een Italiaanse poolexpeditie in het Zuidpoolgebied een versteend bos. In de Boliviaanse Andes getuigt de vindplaats van een reusachtig olifantenkerkhof van enorme verschuivingen in de aardkorst. Niet in de laatste plaats zijn in overleveringen van tal van volkeren verschuivingen in de baan van de Aarde op te maken. Zo werd in het graf van de Egyptische vizier Semoet een hemelkaart aangetroffen, waarop de sterrenconstellaties niet overeenstemmen met die welke wij thans aan de hemel waarnemen. Voorindische overleveringen maken gewag van een verplaatsing van de Aarde van haar 'gewone plaats' met 'yojanas', dat wil zeggen tussen 800 en 1400 kilometer. Bericht wordt dat de polen verschoven toen de Aarde door een catastrofe kantelde. De hemelstreken veranderden en daarmede de jaargetijden. Kalenders, hemelkaarten, zonne- en waterklokken klopten niet meer. Op de wankelende Aarde voltrokken zich apocalyptische rampen: aardbevingen, vulkanische erupties, enorme branden, zondvloeden. Continenten verzonken, andere verhieven zich uit de oceaan. Het volk van de Noordamerikaanse Hopi-Indianen is volgens een zeer oude overlevering afkomstig van een midden in de Stille Oceaan gelegen vasteland, dat 'Kasskara' heette. 'In dat tijdperk waren grote delen van Zuid-Amerika nog met water bedekt', vertellen de Hopi. In de Atlantische Oceaan lag Atlantis, waar destijds mensen geleefd hebben die zich in de lucht verhieven en andere planeten konden bezoeken. Doch dat reusachtige eilandenrijk zou door een catastrofe in korte tijd door de oceaan zijn verzwolgen. Het Zuidamerikaanse continent heeft zich pas in recente tijd uit de Stille Oceaan verheven. In 1981 ontdekte een Sovjetrussische expeditie op 700 kilometer buiten de kust van Portugal duizenden jaar oude runes van een stad. Deze bevond zich rondom de onderzeese Ampereberg tussen het eiland Madeira en Casablanca. De Russen maakten meer dan 450 foto's van de restanten van gebouwen, muren, trappen en straten. Volgens de Griekse filosoof Plato (427-347 v.C.) is de overlevering van Atlantis afkomstig uit Egypte. De Atheense staatsman Solon (640-560 v.C.) had dit tijdens zijn reis naar Egypte vernomen. Volgens Plato strekte de invloed van Atlantis zich uit over alle andere eilanden in de Atlantische Oceaan en grote delen van het tegenoverliggende ('Amerikaanse') vasteland. Ook Noord-Afrika tot Egypte en Europa tot Itali behoorden tot Atlantis. Het middelpunt van dit imperium zou een enorme metropool van 400 km zijn geweest. Het paleis van de koningen werd omgeven door drie brede 'grachten'. Stichter van Atlantis was de god Poseidon. Het was een land van onvoorstelbare rijkdom, een aards paradijs. Het eiland had rijke bodemschatten, vooral goud en het geheimzinnige mineraal 'orichalkum', een soort messinglegering. Het eiland had een gunstig klimaat, een menigvuldige vegetatie en er leefden olifanten. Vele geleerden verwezen Atlantis naar het rijk van de mythen en utopien. Toch werd in 1492 door Columbus het 'tegenovergelegen continent' Amerika ontdekt. De Azteken in Mexico beweerden dat hun voorouders uit een ver land, dat Aztlan heette, kwamen. Waar de Spaanse veroveraars ook kwamen, steeds hoorden ze de legendes van 'Atlan' of 'Aztlan', 'Atalanta' of 'Tollan', het legendarische thuisland in het oosten van de Indiaanse volkeren van Mexico. De voorouders van de Indianen zouden over zee gekomen zijn, toen hin vaderland door een catastrofe in de oceaan verzonk. Een Apache-legende vertelt: 'Wij leefden ooit in het oude land van het vuur, lang voor de zondvloed. De ingang van onze stad was zo groot dat men erin verdwaalde. Destijds was ons land het hart van de wereld; vele volkeren kwamen ernaartoe om recht te eisen; zoals ze tegenwoordig naar Washington trekken. De hoofdstad was reusachtig groot en schepen raakten in de toegang tot de haven de weg kwijt. Zijn bergen waren de hoogste van de wereld, en in hun 'ingewanden' huisde de god van het vuur. Door zijn woede werd het land vernietigd. De god verliet zijn onderaardse grotten en slingerde vuur en dood tegen de mensen, die van angst krankzinnig werden. De mensen vluchtten en kwamen over zee naar het westen. Toen trok de vloed zich terug, en wij zagen de zee niet meer, wij die in de tijd van onze luisterrijke bloei de wateren van de hele wereld beheersten!' Zijn dit herinneringen aan Atlantis? De slapende profeet Edgar Cayce beschreef tussen 1923 en 1945 de ooit hoogstaande technische beschaving van Atlantis. In het centrum van Poseidia, de hoofdstad van Atlantis, stond een enorm kristal, dat door zonne-energie geactiveerd werd. Het 'energiekristal' bevond zich in een groot koepelvormig gebouw met schuifdak. Zijn sterke, alle doordringende stralen konden als constructieve energiebron doch ook als vernietigende kracht worden gebruikt. Ze dreven 'magneetbanen', luchtschepen en onderwaterboten aan. Volgens Cayce raakten de Atlantirs in twee kampen verdeeld: aan de ene kant 'de zonen van de Wet van de Ene', en aan de andere kant 'de zonen van Belial', de zwarte magir, immoreel, egostisch en materialistisch. hun misbruik van de krachten van het kristal leidde tot een catastrofale vulkaanuitbarsting, die een vloedgolf veroorzaakte waarin geweldige landmassa's verzonken. In 1968/1969 zou volgens hem de eerste ontdekkingen gedan worden in het gebied van de Bahama's bij de eilanden Andros en Bimini. Inderdaad vond de Amerikaanse onderwater-archeoloog dr. J. Manson-Valentine in 1968 voorde kust van Bimini op een diepte van e;f ,eter zeer grote symmetrische blokken steen van honderd meter lengte, die opeengestapeld en in de vorm van een 'J' geplaatst waren -een prehistorisch dok of een cultuscomplex. Het complex behoorde tot de megalietcultuur en was minstens 8000 jaar oud. In 1978 ontdekte een Franse expeditie op 150 kilometer ten zuiden van Miami, Florida op de zeebodem een geweldige piramide. In 1981 werd te ontdekking van een onderzeese piramidestad in de Golf van Mexico bekend gemaakt. De runes bevonden zich ongeveer ter hoogte van de Chandeleur-eilanden, en zuiden van Biloxi. De stad moest ongeveer 10.000 jaar oud zijn. De stad bleek ooit aan een zevenarmige delta gelegen te hebben. In 1981 vonden duikers voor het Canarische eiland Lanzarote overblijfselen van een prehistorische stad. In de winter 1990/1991 werd vanuit de lucht op het eiland Bimini drie langewerpige heuvels in de vorm van een haai, een dolfijn en een alligator gelocaliseerd. Bestaat er een verband tussen het einde van de IJstijd en de catastrofe van Atlantis? De Golfstroom - de grote warme stroming in de oceaan die het klimaat van heel Europa benvloedt - liep vele duizenden jaren geleden niet in noordoostelijke richting, naar Scandinavi, maar eindigde ergens ter hoogte van Gibraltar. In die tijd - de periode van de Grote IJstijd - was het hele noordelijke deel van Europa door gletsjers bedekt. Maar wat wijzigde de koers van de Glfstroom? Een groot eiland misschien - Atlantis? De Brahmaanse (Indische) tijdrekening is verdeeld in cycli die zelfs de door moderne kosmologen geschatte ouderdom van het universum overtreffen. Een dergelijke cyclus, Maha-Yuga, beslaat 4.320.000 jaar en is samengesteld uit vier evolutiefasen of Yuga's: Krita-Yuga, Treta-Yuga, Dvapara-Yuga en Kali-Yuga (overeenkomstig met het gouden, zilveren, bronzen en ijzeren tijdperk bij de Grieken). In het 'Duistere Tijdperk' van de godin des doods, Kali, was onze wereld in het jaar 3102 v.C. getreden. De regeringsperiode van een Manu, een wereldleraar, duurt 71 Maha-Yuga's of 306.720.000 jaar. Veertien Manu = periodes of 4.294.080.000 jaar met inbegrip van ochtend- en avondschemering van elke Manu, nog eens 25.920.000 jaar komen overeen met n dag van Brahma of 4.320.000.000 jaar. De nacht van Brahma duurt even lang. Driehonderzestig van deze 'dagen en nachten van Brahma' vormen een 'Brahma-jaar' of 3.110.400.000.000 jaar. Honderd van die jaren vormen een Brahma-leven - de levensfase van ons universum dat met Brahma sterft en in een nieuwe megacyclus, over 311.040.000.000.000 jaar, wordt herboren. Ter vergelijking: volgens huidige kosmologen vond de 'big bang' ongeveer 20 miljard geleden plaats. De heerschappij van de laatste, (volgens de Brahmaanse overlevering de tweede), Manu begon ongeveer 18,5 miljoen jaar geleden. De heerschappij van de eerste Manu op aarde - en daarmee het tijdperk van de mens - zou derhalve 325 miljoen jaar geleden zijn begonnen. Volgens 'De Geheime Leer' van Helena Petrowna Blavatsky, gebaseerd op het Boek (van de) Dzyan, waren er eerst de 'zelfbestaanden' op Aarde, waaruit het Eerste Ras voortkwam, de zelfgeborenen als astrale schaduwen van hun voorouders. Uit het Eerste Ras kwam het Tweede voort, de 'beenderlozen'. Daaruit kwam het Derde 'het wortelras', ook dat der 'tweevoudigen' of 'in-boorlingen' werd genoemd. Zij werden als de 'machtigen, de sterken met beenderen, de meesters van de wijsheid' aangeduid. Zij schiepen 'zonen van wil en yoga (...) de heilige vaders. Zij leefden ten tijde van de dinosaurirs. Er liep volgens het 'Boek (van de) Dzyan' ook een ras van 'kromme, met rood haar bedekte monsters, die op handen en voeten liepen, een zwijgend ras'. Mogelijk waren dit Hominide protomensen. Het ras leefde op eht continent Lemuria, dat Oost-Afrika verbond met Voor-Indi en Australi. Slechts een klein aantal stammen van het Derde Ras overleefde de ondergang van het continent Lemuria. Uit het Derde Ras ontstond het Vierde, dat Atlantis koloniseerde. In die periode ontstonden ook hen die de oudste volkeren van de wereld worden genoemd - de Soemerirs, de Chaldeen en de Phoenicirs. Zij werden geregeerd door de goddelijke dynastien en koningen, wier fysieke gedaante op die van de mens leek. Maar die wezens kwamen van werelden die hoger ontwikkeld waren dan de Aarde. Tot de 'zeven subrassen' behoorden de Rmoahals, de Tlavatli en de Tolteken als oervaders van de rode rassen; Turanirs, oer-Semieten, Akkadirs en Mongolen behoorden tot de gele en bruine rassen. Volgens 'De Geheime Leer' ging Atlantis in 9564 v.C. ten onder. Uit het heilige ras van Atlantis stamde het Vijfde Ras. De aarde is omgeven door een gordel van piramides. In Mexico bestond een stad, die door de Azteken Teotihuacan werd genoemd - 'de plaats waar de goden wonen'. Deze metropool werd ooit ter ere van de godheid Quetzalcoatl - Gevederde Slang - gebouwd. De godheid velichaamde Morgen- en Avondster en was de beheerder van alle kennis tussen hemel en aarde. De hele stad was een planetarium, zoals intussen is gebleken. Het middelpunt van de stad is de 'Zonnepiramide'. Om de 52 jaar werden de huizen afgebroken en herbouwd. In Midden-Amerika kwam die periode vroeger overeen met een eeuw. De belangrijkste bouwwerken van de stad, uitgaande van het centrum, gaven op schaal nauwkeurig de afstanden van de Aarde tot de andere planeten van ons zonnestelsel weer. De stad was dus blijkbaar door de bouwmeester van die tijd als stenen model van het zonnestelsel opgezet en gebouwd. Maar dat niet alleen: (ook) zij kenden al planeten die wij pas 'sinds kort' kennen: Uranus in 1781 ontdekt, Neptunus in 1846 en de kleine Pluto pas ruim 60 jaar geleden, in 1930. Waarom de 200.000 inwoners de stad opgaven en waarheen ze getrokken zijn is tot op heden in nevelen gehuld. 9. Terug naar Mars In 1976 werd er een NASA-studie uitgevoerd om te zien of bewoning van Mars door aardse levende wezens mogelijk is. Mogelijk door overbevolking van de aarde wil men Mars gaan koloniseren. Wat houdt Mars voor hen in petto? Kunstmatige monumenten wellicht, overblijfselen van een verdwenen beschaving, van een kolonie? In 1976 kwamen de 'Viking 1en 2'-Marslanders op Mars om experimenten in verband met aantonen van 'leven' uit te voeren. Al met al is Mars een nogal onherbergzame planeet. Het is er koud, zeer koud. Hoewel de temperatuur aan de Marsevenaar tot 20 C kan halen, werden er op de landingsplaats overdag temperaturen van -10 C gemeten, die 's nachts tot -90 C daalden. Toch moet Mars relatief nog niet zo lang geleden vrij aangename jaargetijden hebben gekend - met stromende wateren, oceanen en een blauwe hemel met wolken; mogelijk kwamen er zelfs eenvoudige plantaardige vormen van leven voor. Mars zit momenteel in een ijstijdfase. IJstijden kunnen ontstaan door cyclische veranderingen van de elliptische baan van een planeet om de zon of door een wijziging in de helling van de denkbeeldige as. Hoe groter de gelling van een planeet ten opzichte van haar baanvak is, des te sterker lopen de jaargetijden uiteen. De aardas heeft bijvoorbeeld een hellingshoek van 23,5. De door de Marssonde Mariner-9 gefotografeerde rechthoekige en vierkante structuren werd door NASA-geleerden 'Incastad' gedoopt. n de Cydonia-streek op Mars bevindt zich het ongeveer 1500 meter lange 'Marsgelaat' en eromheen bestaan blijkbaar kunstmatige piramide-structuren. Volgens onderzoeker Richard Hoagland heeft er ooit een rechtstreekse verbinding Mars-Aarde bestaan. De aantekeningen die de Soemerirs over de Annunaki gemaakt hebben wijzen op deze verbinding. Als derhalve werkelijk al eens leven op Mars heeft bestaan - intelligent leven - zouden dat dan misschien Phatonianen geweest kunnen zijn? De internationale Phobos 1-sonde zou 'door een druk op de verkeerde knop' verloren zijn gegaan - ahcter de hand werd gefluisterd dat ze haar doel wel degelijk had bereikt. Phobos-2 maakte kleuren- en infraroodfoto's van het Marsoppervlak. Er zaten hier ook foto's bij van een ovaal object naar de aarde, een onbekend object 'dat daar niets te maken had'. De volgende foto kwam echter niet meer, de sonde was uitgevallen. De allerlaatste foto's werden door de Russen niet prijsgegeven. Phobos 2 werd getroffen door iets wat daar eigenlijk niet mocht zijn. 10. Geheime testvluchten in de 'Black World' Op 1 juli 1991 zond de Amerikaanse zender CNN mondiaal sensationele nieuwe inzichten over het zogenaamde Roswell-incident uit, dat zich in juli 9147 niet ver van de luchtmachtbasis van Roswell had voorgedaan. In de woestijn van New Mexico was een ongedentificeerd vliegend object neergestort. Volgens ooggetuigen zou het een door buitenaardsen bestuurd ruimteschip zijn geweest. Het Amerikaanse leger bestempelde het object in zin eerste verklaring als een 'vliegende schijf', maar beweerde later dat het een stratosfeerballon was geweest. De boer Bill Brazel ontdekte de wrakstukken op zijn landerijen bij Corona in New Mexico. Deze rancher had de vreemde vliegmachine nog zien vliegen en daarna exploderen. De luchtmachtbasis Roswell werd ingelicht. Volgens Kevin Randles, gewezen inlichtingenofficier van de Amerikaanse luchtmacht, 'werden niet alleen het grootste wrakstuk en de lijken van vier kleine, blijkbaar niet van de aarde afkomstige piloten gevonden.' Twee ooggetuigen, overste b.d. Walter Haut, destijds persofficier van de Roswell-luchtmachtbasis, en dr. Jesse Marcel, chef de clinique van een ziekenhuis in Austin, Texas, zoon van de toenmalige leider van de bergingsactie majoor J.M. Marcel. Volgens Marcek je. waren delen van het wrak rozerood met hirogliefen bedekt materiaal. Zijn nu de Amerikanen inderdaad in het bezit van (wrakstukken van) n (of meer) buitenaardse ruimteschepen? En worden de daaruit opgedane inzichten gebruikt in hun strikt geheim gehouden 'Black World Program?' In het strikt geheime proefterrein van de luchtmacht Groom Lake worden testvluchten voor nieuwe type vliegtuigen gehouden. De 'A-12' of de 'Vliegende Driehoek', een jachtbommenwerper werd hier getest. Andere typen, de 'Pulser' worden in hoofdzaak tijdens donkere nachten getest. Volgens de fysicus en researchingenieur Robert Lazar zijn de nieuwe Amerikaanse luchtvaarttechnieken niet alleen aan de resultaten van onderzoek van Amerikaanse specialisten te danken, maar in de eerste plaats aan onderozek van (onbekende) vliegende objecten die zich sinds dejaren veertig en vijftig in het bezit van de Amerikaanse luchtmacht bevinden. Lazar heeft in Groom Lake gewerkt en heeft de mysterieuze vliegmachines gezien. Het viel Lazar op dat de stoelen voor de piloten te klein waren voor gewonemensen. In totaal waren er negen verschillende buitenaardse vliegmachines. Drie van die objecten waren voor analyse gedemnoteerd. en ervan was pas in augustus 1981 neergestort. Een tweede streng geheim testterrein van de Amerikaanse luchtmacht is de basis Edwards in de mojave-woestijn. De aandrijving van het vliegtuig bleek een anti-materiereactor te zijn, een ongeveer 45 centimeter brede plaat met een bol in het centrum, waarvan het 'deksel' afgenomen kon worden. In de reactor bevond zich een uit 'element 115' 'vervaardigde chip', een superzwaar element dat op aarde niet bestaat en hier ook niet synthetisch gemaakt kan worden. Na zijn ongelooflijke beweringen voor de camera werden er tegen Lazar harde intimidatiepogingen tegen hem ondernomen en bedreigd met de dood als hij zijn mond nog verder open zou doen. Het bleek dat Lazar tot 'non-persoon' was verklaard, zo was zijn naam aan de universiteiten waar hij gestudeerd zou hebben onbekend. De Los Alamos-laboratoria ontkenden categorisch dat zij 'ooit ene Robert Lazar in dienst hebben genomen'. Zelfs het ziekenhuis waar hij geboren was wist niets van die geboorte. Was Lazar een bedrieger? De journalisten wisten echter een exemplaar te bemachtigen van een intern telefoonboek van de Fysische Faculteit van de Los Alamos-laboratoria. Daar stond Lazar wel degelijk in. Volgens Lazar waren alle mogelijke bijzonderheden over de vreemdelingen vastgelegd en beschrijft hij dat de buitenaardsen tussen de 1.10 en 1.40 meter lang zijn, een bruingrijze huid hebben, groot en onbehaarde hoofden met grote zwarte spleetogen hebben en afkomstig van de vierde planeet van het Zeta Reticuli-systeem. In 1988 hadden twee mederwerkers van de CIA bevestigd dat de Amerikaanse regering neergestorte UFO's en lijken van bemanningsleden had geborgen. Ook de CIA-agent zei dat de buitenaardsen van het Zeta Retucili-systeem kwamen. Tevens zei hij dat er sinds 1948 of 1949 bij de Amerikaanse regering drie buitenaardse bezoekers te gast waren geweest. De eerste was in de woestijn van New Mexico neergestort en bleef hier tot 1952. De tweede zou uit het kader van een uitwisselingsprogramma gekomen zijn, evenals de derde, die sinds 1982 de gast is van de regering van de Verenigde Staten. In 1956 werd het project SIGMA opgezet, dat al in 1959 communicatie tot stand bracht tussen de Verenigde Staten en de vreemdelingen. 11. De Grote Muur Volgens de wetenschapsfilosoof Sir Karl Popper is het universum in drie werelden te verdelen: - wereld nr. 1: de fysische, met levende en levenloze substanties; - wereld nr. 2: met haar bewuste ervaringen, gevoelens, oogmerken, dromen en subjectief weten; - wereld nr. 3: met haar logische inhouden van boekstavingen, opslag van intellectuele inspanningen en theoretische systemen in dataverwerkingsinstallaties, vakverhandelingen, boeken en dergelijke. Tussen die drie werelden bestaan interacties met wederzijdse benvloeding tussen de werelden 1 en 2 alsmede wisselwerkingen tussen de werelden 2 en 3. Er bestaat echter geen rechtstreeks benvloeding tussen de werelden 1 en 3. In 1989 ontdekten de Amerikaanse astronomen Margaret Geller en John P. Huchra in een klein deel van het universum een gigantische opeenhoping van sterrenstelsels, die alle theorien die er tot nu toe waren over het ontstaan en de hoedanigheid van de kosmos op losse schroeven zetten. eze samengebalde 'Melkwegen" zijn minstens 500 miljoen lichtjaren lang en 15 miljoen lichtjaar breed. In de ruimtetijd klonteren de sterrenstelselhopen samen tot structuren die een verrassende gelijkenis vertonen met die van lichaamscellen in het microkosmisch gebied. Daarenboven bevinden deze supersterrenstelselhopen zich aan het oppervlak van enorme onzichtbare holle blazen of 'bellen'. Het universum bestaat uit een ontelbaar aantal van deze materieloze holle bellen. Op de raakpunten van deze gigantische 'bellen' - de zogenaamde 'Grote Muur' - vindt een samenballing van sterrenclusters plaats. n Big Bang had dit niet kunnen veroorzaken, maar veeleer een compleet trommelvuur van oerknallen
01-19-2005, 06:49:20: DE TIENDE PLANEET 1 Proloog 1 1. Het geheim van de tiende planeet 2 2. Adam kwam van Phaton 5 3 Ruimtevaart voor de Steentijd 7 4 De God van de Bijbel kwam uit Nippur 11 5. Het Nineve-effect 13 6 De erven van de Ark des Verbonds 14 7. Saurirs - huisdieren van de mens? 16 8. Herinneringen aan Atlantis 20 10. Geheime testvluchten in de 'Black World' 23 11. De Grote Muur 24 DE TIENDE PLANEET Dr.Joh. van Buttlar (1991/1992) De oorsprong van de mens ligt in de diepte van het heelal. Adam kwam van een andere planeet, zoals in de koran geschreven is. Het bijbelse paradijs lag op Phaton, de mysterieuze tiende planeet in ons zonnestelsel. Proloog Al sinds tijden is een aantal geleerden van mening dat er ten aanzien van de vele duizenden grote en kleine brokken gesteente tussen Mars en Jupiter - de asterodengordel - sprake moet zijn van een ten onder gegane wereld, een tiende planeet van ons zonnestelsel. De Russische astronoom rof. Sergei V. Orlow doopte haar al in 1950 met de naam Phaton. Sindsdien zijn om deze merkwaardige mogelijk ten onder gegane wereld allerlei hypothesen opgesteld, zinnige en minder zinnige. Niet op de laatste plaats omdat een recente vertaling van bijzonder oude optekeningen onmiskenbaar op een planeet in het midden van ons zonnestelsel wijst, waar zeer lang geleden een bloeiende beschaving moet zijn geweest, en vandaar, delen prehistorische spijkerschriftteksten mee, zouden de Annunaki naar de aarde zijn gekomen en er de eerste mensen hebben geschapen. Deze ongelooflijke, maar daarom nog niet zonder meer ongeloofwaardige, overleveringen staan natuurlijk in schril contrast met de algemeen aanvaarde theorie over protohistorische culturen en over de oorsprong van de mens. Paleontologen en antropologen proberen in talloze verhandelingen de ontwikkeling van aapachtige wezens tot moderne mens, van knots en speer tot atoombom, en van grotschilderingen tot televisie, met ogenschijnlijk onweerlegbare logica te suggereren - hoewel de protohistorie juist in dat opzicht ernstige leemten en tegenstrijdigheden onthult. Op de hele aarde komen wij sporen van het erfgoed van ooit bloeiende beschavingen tegen, waarvan de uitzonderlijke prestaties op zeer uiteenlopende gebieden van een destijds zeer ontwikkelde wetenschap en techniek getuigen. 'Alleen wie de typische denkpatronen van de oude volkeren heeft begrepen kan het wagen conclusies uit de interessantste bronnen te trekken die het protohistorisch onderzoek ter beschikking staan, uit de vele duizenden jaren oude tekeningen, uit scheppinsgmythen, sagen en sprookjes. De serieuze onderzoeker zal daarbij niet alleen een menigte verrassende nieuwigheden over zijn eigen verleden vernemen, maar tevens met groeiende bescheidenheid moeten inzien en erkennen dat kennis en bekwaamheden uit het ver verleden allerminst altijd inferieur waren aan de onze, dat ze vaak, in ons eigen nadeel vergeten werden, en dat het soms zeer de moeite waard is ze te heroveren', schrijft dr. Irene Snger-Bredt in haar werk 'Spuren unserer dunklen Brder'. Zo kunnen wij uit de rolzegels en spijkerschrifttabletten van de vroege cultuur in tweestromenland, maar ook uit de gegraveerde stenen van Peru in de pre-Inka-periode opmaken dat de legenden omtrent Atlantis, omtrent verzonken continenten en verloren gegane landen en rijken van een ver verleden toch op feiten moeten berusten. De keten van opkomst en verval van het menselijk geslacht heeft overigens haar oorsprong op een andere planeet. Het begon op Phaton, het legendarisch 'lost paradise'. Haar echo doet ons hart nog altijd sneller kloppen, en haar visioen duikt nu en dan als weemoedige herinnering uit het duister der tijden voor ons geestesoog op... 1. Het geheim van de tiende planeet Een groot deel van de wetenschappelijke verworvenheden van onze tijd moet al eens eerder, in een ver verleden, hebben bestaan op de planeet Phaton, die tussen Mars en Jupiter om de zon draaide. Maar met hun uitvinders verdwenen zij in het duister van de tijden. Pas sedert ongeveer twee eeuwen begint deze kennis weer langzaam op te duiken. Zo herinneren prehistorische beschavingen met enorme zich over de hele aardbol uitstrekkende bouwwerken, testen van muren, monolieten en in de oceaan verzonken runes aan een glorieus verleden. Al die met onvoorstelbare bekwaamheid en technologische kennis gebouwde constructies vormen een boodschap over het verloop van de tijd. Stenen zijn er de zwijgende getuigen van dat onze civilisatie niet de eerste is. Want lang voor ons waren er anderen, bedreven in astronomie, wiskunde en fysica en al bekend met elektriciteit, telescopen, computers en vliegmachines. Zij hadden onze aarde al in kaart gebracht eer wij haar herontdekten. De overblijfselen van die beschavingen, voor zover ze niet door meteorietinslagen, zondvloeden, ijstijden, slingeringen van de aardas en andere rampen zijn aangetast, doemen voor onze ogen op als geweldige stenen monumenten, vooral als piramides, overal op aarde - in Afrika, Azi, Egypte, op het Amerikaanse continent, in Australi en in Europa. De drang tot het bouwen van piramides is nog altijd even 'hinderlijk' raadselachtig als de piramides zelf; niettemin zijn ze er. De overeenstemming van de geofysische en astronomische criteria ten aanzien van hun orintatie en vormgeving is zonder meet verbluffend. Kan het verder, om maar eens een detail te noemen, wel toeval zijn, dat het piramidenveld van Tiahuanaco in Peru door de inheemse bevolking sinds mensenheugenis Chucara wordt genoemd, dat het oudste piramidenveld van Egypte de vergelijkbaar klinkende naam Sakkara draagt en dat de Babylonische tempelpiramides ziqqurat (zigurrat) heten? In de afdeling Voor-Azi van het Pergamom museum in Berlijn leidt onder catalogusnummer VA/243 de oudste sterrenkaart van de mensheid een haast verborgen bestaan. Al 4000 jaar voor Nicolaus Copernicus was een onbekende astronoom kennelijk in staat het ons intussen wel vertrouwd geworden zonnestelsel astronomisch correct en op schaal voor het nageslacht op een Akkadisch rolzegel vast te leggen. In de juiste volgorde weergegeven: de kleine Mercurius, dan Venus en de Aarde even groot, de Maan, Mars, de reuzen Jupiter en Saturnus, de 'tweelingplaneten' Uranus en Neptunus en tenslotte de dwerg Pluto. Behalve deze verbazingwekkende details zijn op het rolzegel ook nog twee priesters te onderscheiden, die - in zekere zin als getuigen van hun tijd - aan de hemelgodheid Enlil twee geiten offeren. Hoe is het mogelijk dat de astronomische kennis van die Soemerische priester-geleerden voor die van de moderne tijd in niets onderdoet? Welk geheim gaat daarachter schuil? Wij roepen het volgende in herinnering: de mensen van de Klassieke Oudheid, van de Middeleeuwen en zelfs nog van de Renaissance kenden niet meer dan zes planeten. Uranus werd pas in 1781 door Friedrich Wilhelm Herschel ontdekt, 110 jaar na de uitvinding van de spiegeltelescoop door de mathematicus en fysicus Isaac Newton. Johann Gottfried Galle spoorde in 1846 de planeet Neptunus op, en pas in 1930 identificeerde Clyde Tombaugh Pluto, als laatste thans bekende planeet van ons zonnestelsel. Doch op het Akkadisch rolzegel zijn niet alleen die negen planeten vastgelegd maar ook nog een tiende, tussen Mars en Jupiter. Al voor de ontdekking van Uranus kwamen de sterrenkundigen Johann D. Titius en Johann Bode op grond van berekeningen tot de slotsom dat de banen van de planeten om de zon volgens een vaste ordening verlopen. Nadat Titius in 1766 ontdekt had dat ten aanzien van de onderlinge afstand van de planeten een mathematische relatie bestaat, legde Bode deze afstandsrelatie na nauwkeurig onderzoek in 1772 vast in de zogenaamde regel van (Titius-) Bode. Op 1 januari 1801 ontdekte Giuseppe Piazzi in Palermo een nietig hemellichaam van slechts 768 km doorsnee, en gaf aan het miniplaneetje de naam Ceres. Intussen zijn er enkele duizenden planetoden tussen Mars en Jupiter bekend en het werkelijke aantal 'brokken' zou wel eens om en nabij de vierduizend kunnen loggem; deze draaien in de zogenoemde planetoden- of asterodengordel hun banen om de zon. Zoals al eerder opgemerkt is een aantal astronomen en geofysici ervan overtuigt dat deze gesteentebrokken restanten van een gewezen planeet zijn. Deze hypothetische planeet kreeg zelfs een naam: Phaton, naar de zoon van de zonnegod Helios uit de Griekse mythologie. Phaton wilde de zonnewagen besturen doch wist de paarden niet in te tomen. Hij kwam daarbij te dicht bij de aarde, waar hele landstreken in brand vlogen en andere rampen onze planeet teisterden. Buiten zichzelf van woede slingerde Zeus hem toen de Eridanos in, de rivier die de zielen van de gestorvenen naar de onderwereld voert. Symboliseert deze mythe een ware gebeurtenis, een kosmische ramp waar ook de Aarde bij betrokken was? Zijn de mysterieuze ringen om Saturnus en Jupiter, de opeenhoping van kraters in onder andere Mars en onze maan, de merkwaardige Marsmanen Phobos ('Angst') en Deimos ('Schrik') naast de gordel van asteroden sporen en overblijfselen van een planeet die om nog onbekende redenen uiteensprong? Men zou zeggend at die hypothese door de sterrenkaart op de Soemerische rolzegel wordt gesteund. De ondergang van Phaton kan dan ook niet in een al te ver verleden hebben plaatsgevonden. Wie waren deze Soemerirs, die zo'n hoogontwikkelde beschaving hadden en van ie de kennis van het zonnestelsel duizenden jaren geleden al zo ongemeen precies was. Een eerste vermelding van hen vinden we in de Bijbel: 'Kus verwekte Nimrod; deze werd de eerste machtige heerser op aarde; (...) Oorspronkelijk lag zijn rijk in Babel, Erek, Akkad en Kalne, in het land Sinear.' (Gen. 10:8-10)/ Maar hoe kon dat voormalige koninkrijk in het land 'Sinear' aangetoond worden? Waar zouden nog verborgen getuigenissen daarvan gevonden kunnen worden? Eeuwenlang maakten reizigers en bezoekers van Tweestromenland (Mesopotami) melding van zogenaamde 'tells' - heuvels - op de vlakte die zich uitstrekt tussen de Eufraat en de Tigris. Deze heuvels waren volgens de plaatselijke legenden de overblijfselen van ooit machtige steden. In 1686 ontdekte de Duitse medicus en geleerde Engelhart Kmpfer de voormalige Perzische koningstad Persepolis, dat door Alexander de Grote verwoest was. Hij dacht dat de 'cuneates' (wigvormige indrukken) op de fresco's versieringen waren. Pas later ontdekte men dat het hier ging om een geschreven taal, het spijkerschrift. De ontcijfering volge pas in 1835 dank zij de Britse officier en orintalist Henry Rawlinson. In 1840 ging de Engelsman Henry Austen Layard naar de huevel die door de inheemsen 'Birs Nimrud' werd genoemd. Zou dit het oudtestamentische Nimrod zijn? Layard vond hier overblijfselen van een oude zeer grote stad. Later bleek dat daar ooit het militaire centrum van de Assyrirs, Kalku (Kalne) was geweest. Tijdens een tweede opgravingsexpeditie in de buurt van Mosul legde Layard de hoofdstad van het Assyrische Rijk - Nineve - bloot, die haar luister aan koning Sanherib te danken had. De Fransman Paul Emile Botta legde bij Chorsabad, paleis van de Assyrische koning Sargon bloot. Dit paleis werd sterk gedomineerd door een vijf etages tellende piramide, een zogenoemde ziggurat. Voor de vakwereld waren de ontelbare kleitabletten van veel meer waarde. Uit inscripties weten we dat er omstreeks 2400 v.C. het koninkrijk Akkad door Sargon I werd gesticht. Zijn rijk strekte zich uit van de Perzische Golf tot aan de Middelandse Zee en had Uruk en Ur verslagen. Als het Bijbelse Erek identiek is aan Uruk moet Sargon I de bijbelse Nimrod zijn geweest. Archeologen groeven in Warka Uruk op, later werd ook Ur ontdekt. Uit kleitabletten uit de bibliotheek van Assurbanipal in Nineve bleek dat er behalve het Akkadisch nog een oudere taal, het Soemerisch, bestond. De naam Sumer (Sjoemer) betekent 'Land van de Wakers/Oppassers'. De Egyptenaren noemden het aardse huis van hun goden 'Ta Neter', 'Land van de Wakers'. Stond de wieg van de mensheid in Sumer? Is alles daar begonnen? Dankzij Akkadisch-Soemerische woordenboeken waren de geleerden in staat het Soemerisch te ontraadselen. Toen de sumeroloog Samuel N. Kramer een inventarisatie van het letterkundig erfgoed van de Soemerirs opmaakte, viel hij van de ene verbazing in de andere. De Soemerirs hadden de eerste scholen en universiteiten, het eerste uit twee kamers bestaande parlement, de eerste historicus, de eerste farmaceut, de eerste 'boerenkalender' (almanak), de eerste kosmogonie, de eerste spreekwoorden en gezegden, de eerste liefdesgeschiedenis, de eerste literaire disputen, de eerste bibliotheekcatalogus, de eerste wetten en maatschappelijke hervormingen, de eerste geneeskunde, de eerste chirurgie, de eerste landbouwkunde, en het eerste haken van de mens naar de wereldvrede, eendracht en de droom van de mensheid: onstervelijkheid. Innovaties als getuigenis van een bloeiende cultuut, of liever gezegd: van de moeder van alle culturen. Van een cultuur die 'uit het niets' opdook, want niemand weet precies waar de Soemerirs vandaan kwamen. Opeens waren ze er. Tegen 3800 v.C. vestigden ze zich in het Tweestromenland tussen Eufraat en Tigris ongeveer waar nu Irak ligt. Door een spitsvondig ontworpen stelsel van kanalen tussen de rivieren irrigeerden ze de woestijngebieden, en maakten ze die vruchtbaar. Ze bedreven scheepvaart en hadden niet alleen boten voor vervoer over de kanalen, maar ook zeewaardige schepen waarmee de hele Indische oceaan werd bevaen. De Soemerirs kenden alleen al 105 begrippen voor verschillende scheepstypen, wat toch wel van een zeer ontwikkelde zeevaarderscultuut getuigt. Voorts waren zij meersters in landbouw en architectuur. Ze vonden de emailleeroven uit en richtten van gebakken stenen geweldige muren, huizen, gebouwen en steden op. De Soemerische stad Nippur bezat alles wat van een stad een grote stad, een metropool maakt: scholen en bibliotheken, een centraal ziekenhuis, openbare badinrichtingen, verzorgde winkelstraten en bierhuizen. In het centrum verhief zich de ziggurat, een zeven etages tellende tempeltoren, welke zowel tempel als observatorium van priesters en astronomen was. Een van de erfenissen van de Soemerirs is dan elf en twaalf op tien volgen in plaats van n(en)tien en twee(en)tien. De jaartelling, de eesrte kalender, stamt uit Nippur en wordt door de archeologen gedateerd in het begin van het vierde millenium v.C. Aannemelijk is dat het 'begin van de telling der jaren' in de joodse kalender - het jaar 3761 v.C. - teruggaat op het jaar '0' van de kalender van Nippur. Ool de Soemerische hemellijsten hebben het over tien planeten, zon en maan, die ongemeen nauwkeurig worden beschreven. In feite hadden de Soemerirs net als alle andere volkeren uit de Oudheid maar zes planeten 'mogen' kennen. Daarom werden die teksten als 'hemelmythen' uitgelegd. De Soemerirs noemden de zon 'APSU' (zij die van het begin af bestond), Mercurius MUM.MU (een die geboren werd) en Venus heette LAHAMI (heerseres der veldslagen), de Aarde was KI of GI (droog land) of sjibu (zevende), Mars was LAH.MU (god van de oorlog), ook UTU.KA GAB.A (licht aan de poorten der wateren), soms ook 'Sjelibbu' (een nabij het midden van het zonnestelsel) genoemd. Jupiter hette 'Barbaru' (de blinkende) of KI.SCHAR (grootste van het vaste land). Daarentegen was Saturnus AN.SCHAR (Grootste des hemels). Uranus heette bij de Soemerirs 'Kabbab Sjanamma', de 'tweelingplaneet' of EN.TI.MASCH.SIG, met de betekenis planeet met de kleur van het heldere groenachtige leven. Haar 'tweelingbroer' Neptunus was HUM.BA (de kleur van moeraslandvegetatie), Pluto was SCHU.PA (bewaker van de hemel). Hoe konden de Soemerirs deze gegevens allemaal weten? Volgens hun eigen bronnen waren het de Annunaki geweest, die de grondslag voor hun cultuur hadden gelegd, hun steden hadden gebouwd en hen ingewijd hadden in de 'geheimen van de hemel'. De naam Annunaki betekent letterlijk zij die uit de hemel naar de Aarde zijn gekomen. Hun eerste nederzetting was ERIDU (verafgebouwd huis). Hun leider heette aanvankelijk EA en daarna ENKI. Het lijkt waarschijnlijk dat Eridu de Aarde haar naam heeft geleverd (Engels 'earth', Duits 'Erde', Aramees 'Ereds', Hebreeuws 'Eretz'. Ook de Erythresche Zee (naam van de Perzische Golf in de oudheid) is naar Eridu vernoemd. Enki noemde het land EDIN (huis der rechtvaardigen); het was de tuin van Eden, de woonplaats van de goden. De eerste groep Annunaki bestond uit vijftig personen, de tweede uit zeshonderd. Planmatig koloniseerden zij het land. De 'vogelstad' Sippar diende hun als ruimtevaartcentrum. BAD.TIBIRA (de lichte plaats) was het industriecentrum waar de ertsen verwerkt werden. LA.RA.AK werd het orintatiepunt voor aanzwevende ruimteschepen, SCH.RUPPAK werd hun cenrum van medische zorg. Tot vaste commandant van de missie Aarde werd Enlil benoemd. Hij stichtte het controlecentrum NIBRU.KI (het latere Nippur). Zijn ziggurat droep op de top een DIR.GA (donkere gloeiende kamer), waar de sterrenkaarten werden bewaard. Voor het verrichten van de zware arbeid schiepen de Annunaki de 'Lulu', de voorloper van de mens als prehistorisch reageerbuiskind. Volgens de Soemerische teksten komen de Annunaki van NIBIRU (de planeet die aan de hemel glanst en de middenpositie inneemt). Deze planeet wordt vermeld tussen Mars en Jupiter. Een andere naam die ook wel werd gegeven was 'Tiamat'. 2. Adam kwam van Phaton De gangbare evolutietheorie zit vol tegenstrijdigheden. Dat betreft niet alleen het ontstaan van het leven op aarde, maar vooral de herkomst van de mens. Deze herkomsttheorie steunt slechts op relatief weinig beendervondsten. Het darwinisme is geen wetenschappelijk bewezen theorie, maar een wereldbeschouwing, een ideologie. Volgens de koran lag het paradijs op een andere planeet. In de zevende soera heet 'Al-Araf' (De Tussenmuur). Daarin staat dat Allah Adam naar Aarde verbande. Een Arabische legende verhaalt dat de Hadsjar al Aswad, de in de zuidoostelijke hoek van de Ka'aba in Mekka ingemetselde 'Zwarte steen' in oeroude tijd samen met Adam op aarde gevallen is. Dit kan een meteoriet zijn of een zogenaamde 'fluistersteen' of NABAR (Volgens de Soemerirs gebruikt door de Annunaki voor het doorgeven van berichten overal op aarde en naar de hemel). In de mythen en legenden van de volkeren op de hele aarde worden tal van aanwijzingen voor de niet-aardse oorsprong van de mens gegeven. Volgens het zeer oude in het Sanskriet geschreven boek de 'Dzyan' vroeg de Aarde aan de 'Heer van het stralend Aangezicht' om zonen om de Aarde te bevolken. Volgens dit boek was de eerste generatie mensen 'de zonen van de Yoga', de tweede het ras der geslachtslozen en het derde, de mensen met beenderen. Deze laatste vermengden zich met de zonen van de nacht (van het heelal) en bracht zo het vierde ras voort. Volgens de Bijbel begonnen de mensen op aarde zich te vermenigvuldigen en vermengden zich met de zonen van de goden ('bere elohim'). Hieruit werden de Nefilim geboren, door Maarten Luther vertaald met 'reuzen', de mannen van naam (s(j)em). Het Semitische woord s(j)em heeft echter twee betekenissen. Als 'sju-mu' kan het 'datgene waardoor men in herinnering blijft', een gedenksteen of stle, maar ook 'datgene wat een mu is', waarbij mu kan duiden op een vliegmachine van de goden. De 'mu' is een voorloper van de obelisk en de triomfzuil. Indien 'mu' wordt vertaald met raket dan wordt de volgende Soemerische hymne duidelijk: 'Heerseres des hemels (d.i. Isjtar/Inanna), Zij trekt het hemelgewaad aan, stijgt stoutmoedig hemelwaarts; over alle bevolkte landen vliegt zij in haar MU. Heerseres, gij die in uw MU verblijd omhoogwerkt naar de hemelse hoogten, boven al de rustende plaatsen vliegt zij in haar MU.' De Soemerische rolzegels vertonen langs de hemel voortglijdende, raketvormige objecten. Waren wellicht deze Nefilim, het volk met de raketten, prehistorische bezoekers uit de ruimte? En volk dat raketten gebruike kan niet uit de diepte van het heelal naar de Aarde gekomen zijn. Het was derhalve geen technische superbeschaving, maar een buitenaardse die uit het zonnestelsel stamde. Het woord Nefilim is afgeleid van het Semitisch NFL (omlaaggeworpen zijn), wat dus duidt op 'die op de aarde zijn afgeworpen. Kennelijk waren de Nefilim en de Annunaki identiek. Zoals uit het Boek (van de) Dzyan blijkt was de Aarde voor de afdaling van de 'zonen der wijsheid; door een kosmische ramp verwoest. Uit verschillende evolutietakken begon zich homonide leven te ontwikkelen. Doch de beslissende evolutionaire vonk was tot dan toe uitgebleven. In het wereldbeeld van de Dzyan is evolutie een door de 'Drakekracht' Fohat intelligent gestuurd proces. Volgens de oude Tibetanen heeft elke geschikte planeet als bestemming leven voort te brengen, toneel te worden van een evolutie. 'Kosmische zonen' aldus het 'Boek (van de) Dzyan' koloniseren maagdelijke planeten, om hun lotsbestemming in vervulling te doen gaan. Volgens de occulte joodse traditie, de Kabbala, bestonden er twee Adams - de 'hemelse Adam', die naar de aarde afdaalde en de 'aardse Adam', de diermens, die zich op aarde heeft ontwikkeld. IN het Gilgamesj-epos wordt zo'n diermens (wellicht een Neanderthaler?) beschreven. Hij heet 'Enkidu': 'die in de steppe geboren werd': 'Dicht behaard is zijn hele lichaam, toegerust met hoofdharen als een vrouw, hij kent gezin noch thuisland; voedt zich, met de gazellen, met gras; met de wilde dieren worstelt hij aan de drinkplaatsen; in de wemelende schepselen in het water verheugt zich zijn hart.' Volgens de Soemerirs werd de mens geschapen als slaaf van de goden. De ondergoden van de Annunaki waren in verzet gekomen omdat de inspanning te groot was en het werk te zwaar. de Bijbel noemt de aanvoerder van de 'gevallen engelen' Lucifer. Enlil wil hem ;aten terechtstellen, maar Anu en diens zoon Enki hebben een beter plan: een 'Lulu' moet gecreerd worden, een 'lagere primitief', de mens. Het vostel wordt door de Annunaki toegejuicht: 'Zij riepen tot de godin, de vroedvrouw der goden, ze vroegen de wijze Mammi: 'Gij, godin van de geboorte, schep arbeiders! Schep een simpele werker, die het juk moet dragen! Laat de werker het juk van de goden dragen!' Mammi creerde de mens uit leem respectievelijk uit TI.IT. In het Soemerisch beteket dat leem, maar tevens 'hetgeen leven is;, en 'shiru' (vlees of zaad). Want 'lulu' betekent niet alleen 'primitief', maar ook 'de gemengde'. Toen sprak de godin tot de Annunaki: 'Jullie legden mij een taak voor, Ik heb haar uitgevoerd (...) Ik ontneem jullie de zware arbeid en leg hem de werker, de mens, op. Ik heb het juk van jullie weggenomen, ik heb jullie de vrijheid gegeven. Volgens het Soemerische scheppingsepos werd de mens 'boven het land' AB.ZU geschapen. AB.ZU was Zuidoost-Afrika, het land waar de mijnen van de Annunaki zich bevonden. In het Semitisch werd het ZA.AB genoemd. In BAD.TIBIRA werd het gouderts gezuiverd, nadat het naar Eridu was gebracht. Deze Afrikaanse goudmijnen lagen in Zuid-Zimbabwe (Monotopa), waar volgens oude Zoeloe-legenden - 'slaven gewerkt hebben die door het eerste Volk kunstmatig van vlees en bloed geschapen waren. Deze slaven vochten tegen de aapmensen toen de grote ster aan de hemel verscheen.' De meeste geleerden zijn het erover eens dat de mens inderdaad 'boven Abzu' ontstond, in Tanzania en Kenya. De Neanderthaler verscheen pas na de komst van de Homo Sapiens en is dus noch voorloper van de 'Cro-Magnon-mens', noch van de Homo Sapiens, de tegenwoordige mens. Volgens Het Gilgamesj-epos moeten Homo Sapiens en Neanderthaler ooit tijdgenoten zijn geweest. De Neanderthaler was echter nimmer de 'missing link'. De Neanderthaler moet trouwens niet zonder meer als stupide mensaap gekarakteriseerd worden; hij had een grotere herseninhoud dan de huidige mens en beschikte over een goed ontwikkeld spraakcentrum. Uit grafvondsten blijkt dat hij zijn doden begroef, en grafgiften, waaronder bloemen, aan de dode meegaf. Indien het ei van een primaatvrouwtje met het sperma en de genen van een Annunaki-god bevrucht en daarna bij een Annunaki-vrouw gemplanteerd en door haar voldragen zijn, zou de mythe van de twee Adams te verklaren zijn: de 'aardse Adam' was het produkt van deze verbintenis - gelijk de mythische Gilgamesj - 'twee derde godheid, n derde mens'. De 'hemelse Adam' echter is zijn vader: Enki. Een astronaut van Nibiru, de planeet die wij Phaton noemen. Hij is de 'missing link', de ontbrekende schakel, die tot het ontstaan van de mens leidde. De Soemerische scheppingsmythe gaat verder: 'Nadat Anu, Enlil, Enki en Sud de zwartkoppen (mensen) hadden geschapen, vermenigvuldigden zij bloeiende vegetatie in het hele land, kunstig schiepen zij vierpotige dieren; in de E.DIN plaatsten zij ze.' Volgens de Babylonische geschiedschrijver Berossus was het begin van de 'heerschappij van de goden' over tweestromenland 432.000 jaar voor de grote vloed, ongeveer 442.000 v.C. De Soemerische koninlijst zegt: 'Toen het koningschap uit de hemel kwam, was Eridu het eerste koninkrijk, A.LU.LIM werd koning in eridu, hij heerste 28.800 jaar. A.LAL.GAR heerste 36.000 jaar, Deze twee koningen heersten 64.800 jaar Eridu's koningschap werd op Bad Tibira overgedragen EN.MEN.LU.AN.NA heerste in Bad Tibiria 43.200 jaar EN.NEN.GAL.AN.NA heerste 28.000 jaar Drie koningen heersten 108.000 jaar... Acht koningen heersten 241.200 jaar. Toen kwam de vloed.' Dat zijn 414.000 jaar 'voor de vloed'. Gedurende 144.000 jaar of 40 'sjars', periodes van elk 3600 jaar. na de 'afdaling; naar de Aarde, 'duldden' de Annunaki ' de zware arbeid' op aarde eer ze in opstand kwamen. Als de Annunaki respectievelijk rond 442.000 en 426.000 v.C. op aarde kwamen dan moet hun opstand en daarmee de schepping van de mens ca. 300.000 280.000 jaar geleden hebben plaatsgevonden. Dit komt overeen met het tijdstip dat de Homo Sapiens ontstond. enki wilde uit de 'Lulu' een intelligente en zelfstandige aardbevolking scheppen, terwijl het Enlil om heerschappij over de Aarde te doen was. Misschien wilde hij daar ooit de bevolking van de planeet nibiru vestigen. Volgens de fragmentarische 'Geschiedenis van Adapa' ontwikkelde Enki de mens met behulp van zijn eigen zaad verder tot een nieuwe modelmens, die hij Adapa noemde: 'Met groot inzicht vervolmaakte hij hem, wijsheid (had hi hem geschonken) (...) Hem had hij kennis gegeven, eeuwig leven had hij hem niet gegeven.' Enlil raakte buiten zichzelf van woede toen hij van Enki's experiment vernam. Hij eiste onmiddelijke vernietiging van die 'denkende mens'. Echter Anu had het laatste woord en enlil moest zich schikken. Niettemin verdreef hij de mensen uit zijn machtsgebied, de tuin van E.DIN. De mens was nu zelfstandig geworden en stond op het punt zich te gaan civiliseren. Adam en Eva verwekten nakomelingen. De Bijbel maakt gewag van tien generaties voor de zondvloed. Het was de periode waarin de 'zonen Gods', het volk van de s(j)em, met de dochters van de mensen verkeerden, de tijd van aanwezigheid van de goden op aarde. Daar kwam abrupt een einde aan toen 'de hemelen geschokt' werden, toen de 'planeet van de goden', Nibiru-Phaton, explodeerde. 3 Ruimtevaart voor de Steentijd Als wij de oudste overleveringen van de mensheid - die van Soemerirs, Voorindirs, Chinezen, Egyptenaren en vele andere volkeren - onder de loep nemen, valt ons in verband met de mogelijkheid van vliegen telkens opnieuw een merkwaardige symboliek op: metaalachtig glimmende vogels, draken, vliegende schilden, ijzeren slangen, vliegende wagens en schepen. Stammen die nu mondiaal alleen uit dichterlijke fantasie of is toch veeleer sprake van gesymboliseerde beschrijvingen van tastbare vliegende toestellen, die interplanetaire reizen konden maken? Een Indische Sanskriettekst van M. Bharadwaja beschrijft in een achttal hoofdstukken de bouw van verschillende types vliegmachines - de zogenoemde Vimana's. Deze maakten niet alleen vluchten op aarde, maar ook en zonder problemen maakten ze interplanetaire reizen. De tekst beschrijft hoe vliegtuigen kunnen stilstaan en zelfs onzichtbaar gemaakt kunnen worden, het afluisteren van gesprekken en geluiden in vijandelijke toestellen, de richting te bepalen van waaruit vijandelijke vliegmachines naderen. In de bibliotheekcollectie van Assurbanipal bevond zich een Chaldeeuwse (Babylonische) weergave van de zondvloed, die tenminste 1500 jaar ouder was dan die van de Bijbel: 'Alle verschrikkelijke stormen kwamen tezamen, de zondvloed, de vernietigende, raasde met hen mee. Toen zeven dagen, zeven nachten de stormvloed door het land geraasd had, de geweldige ark op het grote water slingerde, kwam de zonnegod te voorschijn, hemel en aarde belichtend. Ziusudra opende een luik van de geweldige ark. Het licht van de held Utu viel in de geweldige ark. Ziusudra, de koning, wierp zich voor Utu neer. Een os slachtte de koning, slachtoffers bracht hij.' ZIU.SUDRA (in het Akkadisch Uta-Napisjtim genaamd) - koning van Sjurripak - belichaamde de Soemerische Noach. De Soemerische goden waren van het dreigende onheil op de hoogte. enlil wilde de mensheid aan de catastrofe overleveren omdat hun snelle vermenigvuldiging hem tegen de borst stuitte. Maar enki spande zich voor hun redding in. Hij haalde Enlil over een 'Sulili' te bouwen, een rondom met teer dichtgemaakt, overdekt schip. Enki gaf Uta-Napisjtim opdracht het zaad'van al wat leeft' aan boord te brengen. Toen kwam de ramp: 'De maan verdween (...) Het uiterlijk van het weer veranderde. De regen bulderde in de wolken (...) De windern werden wild (...) De zondvloed barstte los.' Evenals Noach belandde Uta-Napisjtim tenslotte op de berg Ararat. De Annunaki hadden de aarde tijdens de catastrofe verlaten en bevonden zich nu in een baan om de aarde: 'De grote Annunaki, die het lot bepaalt beraadslaagde met hen over het land. Zij die de vier gebieden geschapen hadden, de nederzettingen gevestigd hadden en het land overzagen, zij waren te hoog boven voor het mensgelacht.' De Annunaki besloten tussen zichzelf en de mensen koningen en priesters als intermediairs in te schakelen. 'het koningschap daalde af vanuit de hemel' en gaf de mensen opdracht allereerst de door de zondvloed verwoeste steden te herbouwen: 'Laat de stenen van alle steden op de gewijde plaatsen liggen, laat ze in heilige oorden rusten'. Het land werd in vier gebieden verdeeld. De mensen kregen Egypte, Tweestromenland en het dal van de Indus. Het vierde gebied - TIL.MUN - werd aan de goden voorbehouden. Het strekte zich uit vanaf het schiereiland Sina tot de Libanon en vormde het zogenaamde 'Heilige Land' van de Bijbel, zoals naderhand nog zal blijken. Dit gebied zou onder bevel van de godheid Sjamasj worden geplaatst. Uta-Napisjtim kreeg toestemming om in het 'land van de goden' te leven en -zoals zijzelf - onsterfelijk te worden. Later bleek dat de geschiedenis van de zondvloed slechts deel uitmaakte van een groter epos, dat nu bekend staat als het Gilgamesj-epos. Over Gilgamesj zelf wordt gezegd: 'Geheime dingen heeft hij gezien, wat voor de mens verborgen is, is hem bekend. Hij heeft zelfs mare gebracht van de tijden van voor de zondvloed. Hij ondernam ook de reis naar de (verte) inspannend en met moeilijkheden hij keerde terug en schreef al zijn beslommeringen in een stenen zuil.' De grote Kaukasische 'ingewijde' Georg Iwanowitsj Gurdjieff had van zijn vader verhalen gehoord die van generatie op generatie overgeleverd waren en die navertellingen van het Gilgamesj-epos waren gebleken. Gilgamesj was een nakomeling van de grote godheid Sjamasj, die Sippar stichtte. Na de zondvloed had een mensvrouw Sjamasj een zoon geschonken die later hogepriester werd van de tempel van An - tot zijn vader hem opdroeg de stad Uruk te stcihten. Hij regeerde 324 jaar, zijn zoon 420 jaar. Gilgamesj was de zoon van de koning van Uruk en van de godin NIN.SUN. Hij was de vijfde heerser over de stad. De godmens Gilgamesj raakt bevriendt met de diermens Enkidu. De wederom vermelde onbegrijpelijk lange levensduur van de 'god-koningen' van voor de zondvloed wekt het vermoeden dat in die tijd methodes bekend waren om het leven aanzienlijk te verlengen. Het land van de goden, TIL.MUN wordt beschermd door de wachter Chumbaba, die zich in de Libanon ophoudt. Gilgamesj is samen met Enkidu op weg om onsterfelijkheid van de goden te bemachtigen. De lange reis heeft het tweetal vermoeid en ze vallen in slaap. Midden in de nacht schrikt Gilgamesj, bevend over zijn hele lichaam, uit zijn slaap op. 'Ging daar soms een god voorbij?', vraagt hij huiverend aan Enkidu: 'Waarom ben ik nu toch zo ontdaan (...) Vriend, dat was wat ik zag en het was ontzettend: De hemelen krijsten, het aardrijk dreunde! De dag verstarde, duisternis daalde, een bliksem flitste, vlammen laaiden oP! Toen verdween de gloed, het vuur doofde. En al wat omlaagkwam werd as!' Beleefde Gilgamesj daar, van de 'woning der goden' uit, hoe een 'mu' - een raket - van start ging? Ondanks dit gaat het tweetal voort en ze bereiken de poort: 'Verwonderd staan ze aan de ingang van het woud. Waar Chumbaba placht te gaan was een voetspoor, heel recht liepen de sporen, een kanaal van vuur. Ze zien de Cederberg, de woonplaats van de goden, de sleuven van Isjtar,' 'Met zijn voetzolen stampt het (Chumbaba) op de aarde, doet Hermon en Libanon trillen. Toen kwamen zwarte en witte wolken, de dood regent als mist op hen neer.' Helaas zijn de kleitabletten op deze plek te slecht bewaard gebleven om eruit op te kunnen maken hoe Gilgamesj zich tegen het 'monster met de dodende stralen' verweerde. Slechts enkele raadselachtige verwijzingen naar 'lichtglansstalen' konden ontcijferd worden, die Chumbaba kennelijk tegen Gilgamesj inschakelde. Gifgas? Dodelijke straling? Chumbaba was in elk geval geen dierlijk mythisch monster, geen voorwereldlijke draak, maar naar alle waarschijnlijkheid een machinale verdedigingsrobot. Toch weet Gilgamesj hem met behulp van de god Sjamasj te verslaan. Het 'hemelgewaad' van de godin Isjtar is vermoedelijk een ruimtepak. Isjtar raakt verliefd op Gilgamesj, maar deze wijst haar liefde af, waarop zij hem vervloekt. Ze stuurt de 'hemelstier' op het tweetal af. Enkidu biedt het monster het hoofd. Briesend van woede woelt het door zijn gesnuif een krater in de aarde en als door een stormwind wordt Enkidu in dat gat geblazen. Maar hij weet er weer uit te klauteren en de hemelstier te doden. Gaat het hier nu om een mythe, om oeroude goden- en heldensagen of berust het Gilgamesj-epos toch op een 'antiek' mythologisch ingekleed verslag van werkelijk gebeurde dingen? Gilgamesj heeft volgens de Soemerische koningslijst 4900 jaar geleden geleefd. De grootste tempelrune van de antiekewereld was eens de tempel van Balbek. In 63 v.C. werd hier door de Romeinen begonnen met de aanleg van de Jupitertempel. Archeologische opgravingen vonden onder deze nog andere tempels. De oude Grieken vereerden hier hun zonnegod Helios en hadden de stad Heliopolis gedoopt. Volgens de Romeinse schrijver Macrobius (omstreeks 400 v.C.) aanbaden reeds de Assyrirs hier hun zonnegod Adad (Saturnalia I,23). Adad, zoon van Enlil en broer van Isjtar, werd koning over de 'berglanden van het Noorden'. De Soemerische naam voor Adad was Sjamasj. Was mogelijk Balbek de landings- en startplaats van de Annunaki? Het platform van Balbek bestaat uit zeer grote monolieten. De drie grootste zijn elk 20 meter lang, vier meter hoog en drie meter breedl elk van de drie enorme steenblokken weegt ruim boven de 1000 ton. Ze zijn niet alleen zwaarder dan de overige, ze zijn ook van veel en veel oudere datum. Voor de Arabieren was de tempel van Balbek het oudste bouwwerk op aarde. Volgens overleveringen zou hij opgericht zijn in de tijd van Adam en Eva, die na hun verjaging uit de 'hof van Eden' in de omgeving van Damascus hebben geleefd. Damascus pretendeert de ;oudste stad van de wereld' te zijn, omdat Adam haar zou hebben gesticht. Volgens patriarch Johannes Maro van Damascus luidde de legende als volgt: 'Kan, zoon van Adam, bouwde de stad in het jaar 133 van de Schepping in een vlaag van waanzin. Hij gaf haar de naam van zijn zoon Henoch en bevolkte haar met reuzen, die om hun misdadigheid met de zonvloed werden gestraft.' Volgens Maro zou de bijbelse Nimrod de vesting na de zondvloed hebben herbouwd, omdat hij de 'hemel trachtte te bereiken'. Een verwijzing misschien naar de bouw van de toren van Babel? Deze zou dan niet in Babylon, maar op het tempelplateau in Baalbek hebben gestaan. Na de zondvloed werd het land andermaal gekoloniseerd. De goden zochten nieuwe gebieden en er vestigden zich mensen in Soemeri. In de Bijbel wordt Baalbek ook 'Beth Sjemesj' genoemd, 'het huis van Sjamasj'. Ook in Beneden-Egypte bevond zich een Beth-Sjemesj, dooe de Egyptenaren zelf On genoemd (Grieks: Heliopolis). Volgens een overlevering streed de god Bal (naar wie Baalbek werd genoemd) met Mot vanwege een 'stralende steen'. deze steen stelde Bal in staat met zowel de hemel als elke plaats op aarde contact op te nemen: 'Het is een ding dat woorden uitzendt, een steen die fluistert. De mensen zullen zijn boodschappen niet kennen, de massa's op aarde ze niet begrijpen.' Volgens de sage troonde Bal op de 'hoogte van Zaphon', een verwijzing naar Baalbek. Mogelijk was zo'n fluistersteen het voorbeeld van orakelstenen, 'navels' genaamd. Ons woord navel is weer afgeleid van het Soemerische NA.BA(R), wat 'glimmend lichte steen die verklaart' betekent. Door Soemerirs, Babylonirs en Assyrirs werd get oostelijke Middelandse Zeegebied Tilmun genoemd. Maar aan welk legendarisch land werd die naam ontleend? Tilmun heeft ons al voor bijna evenveel raadselen geplaatst als het legendarische Atlantis. 'In Tilmun krast de raaf niet, de leeuw doodt niet; de wolf doodt niet het lam, onbekend is de zaden-etende beer. De zieke zegt niet 'ik ben ziek', de oude vrouw zegt niet 'ik ben oud', de oude man zegt niet 'ik ben oud'.' Het zou gelegen zijn aan de 'monding van de rivieren. Nabij Baalbek ontspringen twee rivieren en evenals de Libanon is het een bergland, en de plaats waar Sjamasj opstijgt. Tilmun wordt ook vermeld als rijke handelspartner van de Assyrische koningen en dan zou ook Phoenici bedoeld kunnen zijn. Nadat Enkidu de 'hemelstier' heeft overwonnen, besluiten de goden dat hij doet moet. Na Enkidu's dood gaat Gilgamesj op weg naar het zuiden en komt bij het Sina-gebergte. Daar 'waar zij dagelijks opstijging en afdaling bewaken, hoog boven verweven met de hemelband, diep beneden met de onderwereld, houden 'schorpioenmensen' aan de bergpoort de wacht, wier vreselijkheid enorm is, wier aanblik de dood is, wier afschrikwekkende glans bergen omhult, die over Sjamasj waken als hij opstijgt en afdaalt.' Er lijkt een twee raketbasis op de berg Sina te zijn. TIL.MUN betekent 'land van het leven'. De Ararat ligt op het velengde van de lijn tussen beide Heliopolissen. Jeruzalem is een der oudste steden van de mensheid. Reeds in Egyptische optekeningen uit de 19e eeuw v.C. komt de stad als 'Urusjalim' voor als stichting van de god Sjalim, welke door de experts gelijk gesteld werd met de Soemerische god Sjamasj. In de Haggada staat over de Voortijd: 'De nakomelingschap van de verbinding tussen de negelen (Nefilim) en de vrouwen van Kanan waren de reuzen roemrucht om hun kracht en zondigheid. Ze dragen vele namen; n daarvan is de naam Repham.' Een van de laatste halfgoden was de in Beth Sjemesj (Baalbek) geboren Samson. Jeruzalem lijkt het communicatiecentrum van de Annunaki-Nefilim geweest te zijn. In het apocriefe boek, het 'Boek der Jubeljaren', ook wel 'Openbaring van Mozes' genoemd, staat dat er vier oorden Gods op aarde waren: de Tuin der Eeuwigheid in het Cedergebergte, de 'Berg van het Oosten' - de Ararat -, Sina en Zion (Jeruzalem). 'Tuin der eeuwigheid, de allerheiligste, is het thuisoord van de Heer; en de berg Sina, in het centrum van de woestijn; en de berg Zion, het middelpunt van de navel van de wereld. Deze drie werden geschapen als heilige oorden, met elkaar verbonden.' Voor binnenvliegende piloten moest om zich te kunnen orinteren op Memphis of Heliopolis op drie kunstmatige bergen: de piramides van Gizeh! De bouwers van deze piramides moeten geniale mathematici en architecten zijn geweest. Maar wie waren deze bouwers? Volgens Herodotus had farao Cheops de grootste piramide gebouwd met behulp van 100.000 slaven, maar Herodotus leefde 2000 jaar na Cheops en had zijn inlichtingen van Egyptische tempeldienaars gekregen, die mogelijk dezelfde overdrijvingen in hun vertellingen inlasten als huidige Egyptische gidsen. De Arabische schrijver Masaudi in de tiende eeuw schreef echter dat de twee grootste piramides gebouwd werden door Surid, een der eerste koningen van Egypte voor de zondvloed. De Arabische historicus en arts Abu Sa'id el Balchi ontcijferde de toen nog aanwezige inscriptie op de buitenbekleding van de piramide. Hieruit bleek dat de piramide ruim 73.000 jaar oud moet zijn. Egyptologen wijzen echter de Arabische dateringen van de hand en gaan uitsluitend af op het getuigenis van Herodotus. De enige authentieke inscriptie die de faraonaam Cheops vermeldt vertelt dat Cheops de tempel NAAST de Piramide en de Sfinx liet bouwen - dat twee andere bouwwerken derhalve al bestonden. De Sfinx wordt gewoonlijk pas aan Cheops' opvolger, farao Chefren, toegeschreven. Latere inscripties noemen de piramides ook 'hemelbergen'. De zoon van de legendarische kalief Haroen al Rasjid, kalief Al Mamoem, wilde in het jaar 820 in de piramide doordringen omdat hij vernomen had van werkelijk sprookjesachtige zaken die erin verborgen zouden zijn. Er zou een geheime kamer zijn, waar zich niet alleen hemelkaartem en kaarten van de aarde bevonden, maar ook 'wapens die nietroestten' en 'glas dat gebogen kon worden zonder te breken'. Hoe exact de daar mogelijk aanwezige kaarten zouden kunnen zijn bewijst wel de 'Piri Reis-kaart', die in 1513 door de Turkse marine-officier Piri Reis Ibn Haji Mehmed getekend was 'op basis van 20 verschillende kaarten', zoals Piri Reis zelf aangeeft, en waarvan de oudste dateerde uit de tijd van Alexander de Grote. De Piri Reis-kaart toont de kusten van Frankrijk, Spanje en West-Afrika met ongelooflijke precisie, voorts Midden- en Zuid-Amerika, met inbegrip van het Andesgebergte, dat pas in 1530 door Francisco Pizarro werd ontdekt. Het bijzonderste is wel dat beneden Vuurland naar de Zuidpool (Antartica) een landbrug is getekend, die eveneens buitengewoon gedetailleerd mag heten. De kaart toont namelijk de precieze details van de sinds 11.000 jaar onder 'eeuwig' ijs bedolven noordkust van Antartica, waaronder de landbrug die inderdaad voor de IJstijd bestond. Pas opmetingen van het zuidelijke gedeelte van de Atlantische Oceaan in 1957/1958 bewezen dat de Piri Reiskaart van een ongelooflijke nauwkeurigheid was. Ondanks de nauwkeurigheid valt een zekere vertekening op die de indruk wekt dat ze van grote hoogte werd opgenomen. De kaart toont de aarde zoals ze vanuit een satelliet, die hoog boven Caro zweeft, wordt waargenomen. Met andere woorden: van boven de Grote Piramide van Gizeh. Hier vlakbij ligt Heliopolis, het Bijbelse 'On', de heilige Egyptische stad van de zonnegod Re. Volgens Oudegyptische overlevering werd de wereld op de heuvel van Heliopolis geschapen. Op deze heuvel was de aankomstplaats van de goden en ze stegen vandaar ook weer op naar de hemel. n vervoermiddel was de 'Ben-Ben' ('de Hemelbark'). De mythe van 'Ben-Ben' wortelt in de eerste drie dynastien van het Oude Rijk (2900-2040 v.C.), en misschien zelfs in de eeuwen daarvoor en bestond derhalve sedert het begin van het rijk der farao's. De oorspronkelijke naam van Heliopolis -Junu- betekent 'pijlerstad'; men kan echter ook zeggen 'raketstad'. In Griekse sagen wordt Heliopolis geassocieerd met de 'zon-achtige vogel Phoenix', mogelijk een foutieve vertaling van het woord 'benu' benvogel. Volgens Ovidius in zijn 'Metamorfosen' wordt de Phoenix om de 500 jaar in Heliopolis verband om daarna uit zijn eigen as herboren te worden. De uit zijn eigen as symboliseerde de start van een raket. De zogenoemde Oenas-tekst in een piramide-inscriptie van farao Oenas uit de 5de dynastie (2563-2423 v.C.) klinkt als een contemporain verslag van een dergelijke raketstart: "geslagen wordt voor hem, Oenas, een bordes, opdat hij daarvan naar de hemel opstijgt. En hij stijgt op op de rook van de grote rookontwikkeling. Hij vliegt en zet zich op de lage troon die in uw schip is, O Re (...) De hemel spreekt, de aarde trilt, de aarde beeft; beide gebieden der goden roepen, de grond barst open als hij over het gewelf vaart. De aarde lacht, de hemel glimlacht als de koning naar de hemel opstijgt. De hemel juicht hem toe, de aarde beeft voor hem. De donderende storm drijft hem aan, het dondert gelijk Seth. De hemelwachters openen de deuren voor hem (...) Zij zien de koning vliegen als een valk, als een god. Om te leven bij zijn vaders, om te eten met zijn moeders. De koning is een hemelstier, wiens buik vol magie van het vlammeneiland is. Hij vliegt, deze koning Oenas, weg van jullie, van jullie stervelingen. Hij is niet van de aarde, hij is van de hemel. Deze koning vliegt gelijk een wolk naar de hemel, gelijk een vogel.' 4 De God van de Bijbel kwam uit Nippur Ondanks moderne wetenschappelijke tekstanalyses van de Bijbel kon daarover tot op heden geen eensgezindheid worden bereikt. Als echter al over de uitleg van vastgelegde teksten tal van uiteenlopende opvattingen wat betreft hun juistheid en waarheidsgehalte fel verdedigd of bestreden worden, ligt de conclusie voor de hand dat de onderscheidene interpretaties niet van objectieve, doch alleen van subjectieve aard kunnen zijn. Dat is tevens de wortel van de buitengewoon grote geestelijke verdeeldheid van de mensheid. Achter alle religieuze visises verbergt zich de vraag naar het "Waarom'. Een vraag waar de mens zichzelf mee confronteert om de zin van zijn bestaan en herkomst te doorgronden, omdat hij beseft dat aan dat bestaan tijdgrenzen gesteld zijn. Mohenjodaro is een der oudste steden van de mensheid. Deze omstreeks 3300 v.C. gebouwde stad beleefde haar bloeitijd parallel aan de tempelsteden van de Soemerirs en aan de bouw van de koningsteden in Egypte. Tot ongeveer 2000 v.C. kende de stad aan de Indus, in het huidige Pakistan, haar hoogtij. Daarna verdween ze, van de ene dag op de andere; naar alle waarschijnlijkheid moet een grote ramp hebben plaatsgevonden. In Voorindische legenden wordt gesproken van een ooit onmetelijke rijke stad aan de Indus, die tijdens een 'vuurstorm; ten onder ging. Een 'vuurstorm' die was ontketend door de 'afschrikwekkende wapens' van haar vijanden. Mohenjo Daro betekent 'Heuvel der Doden'. De vuurstorm kan slechts vergeleken worden met de atoombomexplosie van Hirosjima. Volgens berekeningen woonden er tijdens haar bloeiperiode tussen de 40.000 en 60.000 mensen in Mohenjodaro. Het meest opmerkelijke van de stad was de voortreffelijke riolering. Verder bevond zich een overdekt zwembad in de stad, waar een stoombad op aangesloten was. Deze metropool was haar tijd zeker eeuwen vooruit. Er werden hier 1200 van speksteen gesneden zegels gevonden, waarop het nog onontcijferde schrift van de Induscultuur staat afgebeeld. In Soemeri en aan de kust van de Perzische Golf werden vergelijkbare zegels gevonden. Ook de op het Paaseiland ontdekte schrijftafeltjes vertonen symbolen die identiek zijn aan die uit het dal van de Indus. Op enige afstand ten noorden van Mohenjodaro stond de 'tweelingstad' Harappa. Deze stad wes even oud en even groot. Aanvankelijk werd gedacht dat de binnenvallende Arirs de steden hadden verwoest, maar deze hypothese moest worden afgewezen daar er een leemte bestaat tussen het voorkomen van het aan de Arirs toe te schrijven grauwe aardewerk en van het rode van de Harappa-cultuur, een leemte van ongeveer 600 jaar. Sojetrussische archeologen beweerden echter dat prehistorische kernwapens de steden verwoest zouden hebben. Volgens het nationale Indiase epos Mahabharata was er bij de Slag van Kurukshetra, 4000 jaar geleden, waarmee het Gouden Tijdperk eindigde, een goddelijk wapen gelijk een atoombom gebruikt, waarbij lichamen zo verbrand werden dat ze onherkenbaar waren geworden en haren en nagels uitvielen. De skeletten die in Mohenjodaro waren gevonden waren sterk radioactief besmet. De halfgoden beschikten over geheimzinnige vliegmachines - de Vimana's. Ook het bijbelverhaal over de verwoesting van Sodom en Gomorra doet denken aan een atoombomexplosie. Volgens n van de Dode Zeerollen was de gebeurtenis als volgt: 'Een zuil van rook en stof steeg op, zoals een rookzuil die uit het hart van de aarde komt. Hij stortte over Sodom en Gomorra een regen vanzwavel en vuur uit en verwoestte de stad, de hele vlakte, alle inwoners en alle planten (...) En Lot woonde in Zoar, maar vestigde zich in de bergen, want hij was bang om in Zoar te blijven. De mensen werd aangezegd de oorden van komende explosie te verlaten, niet naar de ontploffing te kijken en zich onder de grond te verbergen (...) De vluchtelingen die zich omdraaiden, werden blind en stierven.' Sargon van Akkad had het eerste beroepsleger uit de geschiedenis. In het centrum van zijn hoofdstad Akkad (of Agade) stond de prachtige Isjtartempel UL.MASCH genaamd. Sargon liet ook in Nippur, Ur, Adab, Kisj, Der, Akshak en Umma Isjtartempels bouwen. Hoewel Sargon een groot rijk stichtte liet hij het 'huis der goden', Dilmun met rust. Zijn kleinzoon Naramsin echter viel dit wel binnen. Vandaar dat de goden een vloek over Akkad uitspraken. De goden vernietigden Akkad zo grondig, dat de runes tot op heden niet zijn gevonden. De god Enlil riep het bergvolk der Guteen op die onder Sjarkalsjarri, de opvolger van Naramsin, de gevelde stad overvielen. Hierbij werd de stad Aratta vernietigd. Aratta was de 'stad met de witte muren en de machtige graansilo's' en bevond zich aan gene zijde van het land Anshan (het zuidoosten van het tegenwoordige Iran) aan de 'brede rivier Kur' - d.w.z. Mohenjodaro aan de Indus. Met het einde van Akkad begon voor de Soemerische steden in het zuiden een korte renaissance van juist 109 jaar. De Elamieten maakte een einde aan 'de derde dynastie van Ur'. Volgens de Bijbel was Abraham een tijdgenoot van Amrafel, de koning van Sinear, Arioch, de koning van Ellasar, Kedarlaomer, de koning van Elam, en Tideal, de koning van de volkeren. De Assyrische kronieken getuigen van een jarenlange oorlog, waarbij een koning van Elam, Kudur-Laghamar, met andere heersers een verbond sloot, onder wie een Eri-aku van Larsa en een Tud-ghula, die gemakkelijk als Kedarlaomer, Arioch en Tideal gedentificeerd kunnen worden. Daarmee zou dan 'Amrafel, de koning van Sinear' niemand anders zijn geweest dan Amar-Pal, respectievelijk Amar-Sin, de koning van Ur. Volgens Flavius Josephus heerste Abraham in Damascus, waar hij een vreemdeling was, nadat hij met een leger uit het land van boven Babylon was gekomen. Assyrische overleveringen hebben het over de'zoon van de priester die door de goden verkozen was', die aan de oever van de Dode Zee vijandelijke troepen had tegengehouden. In de kroniek van Amar-Sin is vastgelegd dat 'de weidegronden van de kudden van IB.RU.UM werden aangevallen.' Ibruum? Hebben we hier te doen met Abraham, wiens kudden proviand voor zijn leger vormden. Was zijn vader Terah - in het Akkadisch Tirhu - priester? Over de herkomst van Abraham in de Bijbel wordt hij als Ibri aangeduid, dat onjuist vertaald werd als 'Hebreer'. Volgens de theorie van Sitchin moet 'Ibri' als NI.IB.RI, 'stammend uit Nippur' worden uitgelegd. De hoofdgod van Nippur was Enlil, in het Akkadisch Ili of Ilulu. Mogelijk is de naam 'El', de god van Abraham, en de naam 'Allah' van dezelfde oorsprong. Er was een Babylonische tegenhanger van Job, Tabu-utul-bel. Na de verwoesting van Baalbek was de ruimteluchthaven in de Sina het laatste steunpunt van de goden in het land Tilmun. Volgens het "Erra-epos" was er een 'oorlog tussen de goden' over de rivaliteit tussen Marduk en Erra-Nergal, de zonen van Enki. Marduk is de latere heerser van Babylon. Marduks zoon Nebu weet de Kannitische steden aan zijn kant te krijgen (mogelijk Sodom, Gomorra, Adma en Zoar?) Nergal daarentegen weest Ur en diens bondgentoten voor zijn zaak te winnen. In het dal van Siddim weet Kudur-Laghamar de Kananitische vorsten te verslaan maar wordt ten slotte door Abraham verslagen. Marduk vindt zijn toevlucht in het land der Hetieten en keert naar Babylon terug. De oorlog gaat echter voort. Erra (Nergal) grijpt naar het 'uiterste wapen' om Nebu en zijn steden te vernietigen. Maar behalve dat de steden vernietigd werden werd Soemeri ook zelf het slachtoffer van een vloek, omdat de 'kwade wind' (nucleaire 'fall-out') zorgde voor een epidemie. In Nippur, Eridu en Mohenjodaro waren vele doden te betreuren. 5. Het Nineve-effect Begin 1991 stonden de twee grootste legermachten sinds het einde van de Tweede Wereldoorlog tegenover elkaar: een kleine miljoen soldaten aan Iraakse en ongeveer 600.000 aan geallieerde zijde. Een werkelijk apocalyptisch scenario, dat door de Irakese leider, Saddam Hoessein, werd uitgeroepen tot 'Heilige Oorlog' en 'Moeder van alle Veldslagen'. Hij probeerde telkens de aandacht van zijn annexatie van Koeweit af te leiden door te wijzen op een doorn in het vlees van de Arabische volkeren: de Palestijnse kwestie. Hij vergeleek zijn bezetting van het olie-emiraat met de bezetting van Palestina door Isral en maakt van elke gelegenheid gebruik om Tel Aviv met zijn SCUD-raketten te teisteren. Het scheelde niet veel of de Golfoorlog had zich tot een oorlog om Isral kunnen uitbreiden. Als de joodse staat zich tot een tegenaanval had laten provoceren, zou Saddam Hoessein er gemakkelijk in geslaagd zijn de Arabische landen aan zijn kant te krijgen. In het Bijbelboek Ezechil staat: 'Zo zegt de Here Here. Ik haal de Isralieten weg uit de volkeren naar wier gebied zij gegaan zijn; ik zal hen van alle kanten bijeen verzamelen en hen naar hun land brengen.' Deze voorspelling van de omstreeks 623 v.C. geboren Ezechil brengen de joden in verband met de stichting van de staat Isral in het jaar 1948. Echter voorspelt de profeet ook naderend onheil: 'Mensenkind, richt uw aangezicht tegen Gog in het land Magog, de grootvorst van Mesech en Tubal. Ik zal u komen halen, haken slaan in uw kaken en u doen uittrekken met uw gehele leger (...) een grote schare met grote en kleine schilden (...) Na geruime tijd zult gij een bevel ontvangen; in toekomende jaren zult gij optrekken tegen het land dat zich van de krijg hersteld heeft, (een volk) dat uit het gebied van vele volken bijeengebracht is op de bergen Issrals die tot een blijvende wildernis waren geworden, maar het is uit de volken uitgeleid; allen wonen zij in gerustheid, Dan zult gij optrekken als een opkomend onweer; gij zult zijn als een wolk die de aarde bedekt, gij met al uw krijgsbenden en vele volken met u.' (Ez. 37:21-28, 38:1-9) Die profetie past opmerkelijk bij onze tijd. Zijn met de formulering 'zich van den krijg hersteld heeft' mogelijk het nationaal-socialisme en de Tweede Wereldoorlog bedoeld? Beschrijvingen van Johannes van Patmos in Openbaringen wijzen eveneens op onze tijd; ze doen aan moderne wapentechnieken denken. Daar is sprake van sprinkhanen die zich op het land werpen; ze hadden 'borstschilden als ijzeren harnassen en het gedruis van wagens, wanneer vele paarden ten strijde draven (Openb. 9:9-10). Een omschrijving die vrij goed op moderne gevechtsvliegtuigen van toepassing zou kunnen zijn. Ezechil was een van de bannelingen die door Nebukadnezar naar Babylon werden gedeporteerd. Hij woonde in de omgeving van Nippur, aan de rivier de Chebar (eigenlijk een kanaal). Daar beleefde Ezechil dat 'een stormwind uit het noorden kwam, een zware wolk met flikkerend vuur en omgeven door een glans; daarbinnen, midden in het vuur, was wat er uitzag als blinkend metaal. En in het midden daarvan was wat geleek op vier wezens; en dit was hun voorkomen: zij hadden de gedaante van een mens' (Ez. 1:4-6). Vervolgens beschrijft Ezechil het uiterlijk van de vier vreemdelingen en dat van hun schip . Vervolgens maakt Ezechil met het schip een reis naar Jeruzalem en weer terug. NASA-ingenieur Josef F. Blumrich maakte een constructie van het door Ezechil beschreven ruimteschip. Waren het wezens van buiten de aarde - wellicht Annunaki - die met Ezechil contact opnamen? De profeet Jona moest naar Nineve om te voorzeggen dat de stad over veertig dagen verwoest zou worden. De koning en het volk geloofde dit en bekeerde zich. Hierop kwam God op zijn besluit om Nineve te verwoesten terug, dit tot woede van Jona. Het Nineve-effect is het gehoor geven aan een ernstige waarschuwing. 6 De erven van de Ark des Verbonds De Ark des Verbonds wordt vaak in verband gebracht met de Heilige Graal. De Tempelridders worden historisch niet in twijfel getrokken, maar men verbant wel de graal naar het rijk der fantasie. De grote Franse ziener - Nostradamus - had connecties met de Orde der Tempelieren en ook zijn er aanwijzingen naar betrekkingen met de Rozenkruizers en naar Heliopolis, de Zonnestad. Was Nostradamus in een oude traditie van ingewijden opgenomen? Alleen al de opvoeding door zijn grootvader, Jean de St. Remy, een ingewijde in de Joodse Kabbala, maar vooral zijn vrij langdurig vertoeven in Chambry en Orval wijzen daarop. Orval is de voormalige zusterabdij van het klooster Clairvaux, het klooster van de H. Bernardus van Clairvaux, die tot de oprichters van de Orde der Tempelridders behoorde. Volgens Nostradamus- kenner Grard de Sde behoorde Nostradamus sinds zijn verblijf in het klooster Orval tot een 'straf georganiseerd geheim genootschap' - de 'Prieur de Sion' - de opvolger van het door de kerk verboden Tempeliersorde. De geschiedenis van de Tempelridders gaat ver terug met de jonge ridder Hugo de Payens, die als 16-jarige aan de Eerste Kruistocht onder Godfried van Bouillon deelnam. Na de val van Jeruzalem in 1099 keerde hij terug naar Frankrijk, waar hij in dienst trad van graaf Hugo van Champagne. Vijf jaar later trok hij met graaf Hugo andermaal naar het Heilige Land. Ze bleven er echter niet lang. Teruggekeerd in Frankrijk nam de graaf spoedig contact op met Etienne Harding, abt van de cistercinzerorde. Daarop begonnen zorgvuldige bestuderingen van oude Hebreeuwse teksten, waarbij zelfs de hulp van rabbijnen uit Hoog-Bourgondi werd ingeroepen - een voor die tijd ongelooflijke gebeurtenis. In het jaar 1114 reisden beide ridders ten derde male naar Jeruzalem, om bij hun terugkomst in Frankrijk wederom Harding en de cistercinzers op te zoeken. Graaf Hugo van Champagne schonk die orde bovendien het woud van Bar-sur-Aube voor de stichting van de abdij van Clairvaux. Die taak nam Bernard de Fontaine, de latere H. Bernardus van Clairvaux, op zich. In 1119 trok Hugo de Payens, in gezelschap van zes ridders en twee cistercinzer monniken, voor de vierde maal naar Jeruzalem, alwaar zij zich begaven naar het paleis van Boudewijn I. Ze traden bij hem in dienst om de pelgrims te beschermen. Ze kregen een hele vleugel van zijn paleis tot beschikking, en die vleugel bevond zich volgens de legende op de fundamenten van de oude Tempel van Salomo. Vandaar de benaming Tempelridders. In het jaar 1125 volgde Hugo van Champagne hen, nadat hij vrouw en kinderen verstoten had. Echter ze beschermden de pelgrimroutes niet. In die periode namen ze aan geen enkel gevecht of toernooi deel. Zij hielden zich veeleer bezig met archeologische opgravingen in de vroegere paardestallen van koning Salomo en op het tempelterrein, of reden uit - geen mens wist waarheen. In 1127 keerden ze uit het Heilige Land weer naar Frankrijk terug. Hugo de Payens werd hier tot eerste Grootmeester van de orde benoemd. 'De Franse Tempelridders waren ook naar het Heilige Land getrokken om iets van groot belang te vinden, veilig te stellen en mee te nemen, iets bijzonder heiligs, dat zich in de Tempel van Salomo bevond: De Ark de s Verbonds,' aldus Louis Charpentier. De Bijbel zegt dat Mozes de Ark des Verbonds, na de ontvangst van de goddelijke wetten op de berg Sina, gebouwd heeft en dat ze voortaan als communicatiemiddel werd gebruikt. Ze vergezelde het volk van Isral op zijn tocht door de woestijn naar het heilige Land en werd bewaard in de 'Tent des Verbonds', tot koning Salomo in Jeruzalem de tempel had laten bouwen. Daar werd ze toen bewaard tot de profeet Jeremia haar voor de oprukkende legers van Nebukadnezar in een grot bij de berg Nebo verborg, Wat er daarna gebeurde is onzeker. Werd ze in de tweede tempel opnieuw geplaatst of voor de veiligheid in een der grotten onder de tempelrots verborgen? Het lijkt er in elk geval op dat ze door de Tempelridders werd ontdekt. Wat bevatte de Ark des Verbonds, of beter gezegd: wat is ze eigenlijk? Het betreft een kist, zoals ook al in de Soemerische tempels stond. Een schrijn voor het allerheiligste, 'waar God uit spreekt', die 'licht uitstraalt' als 'het goddelijke' bezit ervan neemt. Waarschijnlijk was de Ark des Verbonds bepaald niet ongevaarlijk, want de zonen van Aron, Nadab en Abihu, stierven door een soort elektrische stroom of een soort straling die vanuit de Ark des Verbonds kwam. De 'terafim' (orakelbeelden) vervulden dezelfde taak. De Soemerische ME's lijken voorlopers van de Ark des Verbonds te zijn. Beschikte Abraham over zo'n ME? En werd de Ark des Verbonds gebouwd om deze te kunnen huisvesten? Volgens het Boek der Jubeljaren' was Henoch de eerste mans die leerde schrijven en kennis vergaarde. Volgens het Slavische en Ethiopische boek Henoch daalden engelen van de 'Annunaki' af naar aarde op de berg Hermon, ofwel Baalbek. Het boek Henoch handelt over 12.000 jaar geschiedenis van de mensheid. Volgens de 'Sohar', het oudste hoofdstuk van de Joodse Kabbala, is een 'Boek Henoch' door Noach in zijn ark gered, had Abraham het meegenomen uit Ur en Mozes had het in de 'Ark des Verbonds' gelegd. De naam Henoch betekent de 'inzichthebber, de kenner'. In de koran wordt hij 'Idries' genoemd. Volgens Flavius Josephus moet Henoch gelijk worden gesteld met Hermes Trismegistos, waarmee de Egyptische god van de wijsheid Thot bedoeld is, die volgens de overlevering de Tabula Smaragdina (Smaragden Tafel) geschreven zou hebben. Daar zou 'alle wijsheid van het universum' zijn vastgelegd. Volgens de Sumeroloog Boulay was Henoch identiek aan de Soemeriche koning Enmeduranna, die in Sippar, de 'Vogelstad' regeerde. Als de Tempelridders de 'Ark des Verbonds' hebben gevonden, wat troffen ze dan aan? Volgens hun historie was het een 'baphomet', een zogenaamd sprekend hoofd. In het begin ging het de Tempelorde voorspoedig en vele leden uit de beste families traden tot de orde toe. Daar de Tempelridders vrijgesteld werden van tol en belastingen beschikten ze al spoedig over een geweldig bezit. Ze financieerden de bouw van de meeste gothische kathedralen, van Chartres tot Reims, en van Parijs tot Straatsburg, welke alle aan 'Notre Dame - Onze Lieve Vrouwe - gewijd werden. Tevens bemiddelden ze voor en bewerkten ze de ondertekening van de Magna Charta in Engeland. Ze onderhielden diplomatieke betrekkingen met de wereld van de Islam. Ze gingen voor in cartografie, landmeetkunde, wegenbouw en scheepvaart en richtten in heel Europa moderne ziekenhuizen met eigen artsen en chirurgen in. Hun eerste gebod was: zindelijkheid en hygine. Maar plotseling liep alles anders: de machtige Orde der Tempelridders werd in het jaar 1312 opeens strikt verboden. Filips IV van Frankrijk (1285-1314) benijdde de orde haar grote rijkdom. Hij zorgde ervoor dat Clemens V (1305-1314) paus werd en betichtte vervolgens de Tempelridders van 'godslastering' en 'afgodendienst'. Op 13 oktober 1307 werden in Frankrijk alle Tempelridders gevangengenomen en hun bezittingen geconfisqueerd. Maar de Tempelschat bevond zich al niet meer in Frankrijk. Het woord 'baphomet' was afgeleid van het Arabische 'abufihamet', wat zoiets als 'vader of bron van de wijsheid of begrip' betekent. Op 22 maart 1312 werd de Orde der Tempelridders opgeheven. Hun laatste grootmeester, Jacques de Molay, stierf op 11 maart 1314 in Parijs op de brandstapel. Filips IV en Clemens V stierven in hetzelfde jaar. In 1132 werd de abdij van Orval het dochterklooster van Clairvaux, het klooster van de H. Bernardus. De Prieure de Sion had leden van een klein aantal oude Franse adellijke huizen, die allen afstamden van de Merovingen, de vroegere koningen van het Frankische Rijk. Volgens hun eigen overlevering stammen ze af van de joodse stam van Benjamin, via koning Saul, de eerste koning vn de joden. Bij de stamtwisten, beschreven in het boek Richteren (20 e.v.) verlaten de Benjaminieten het land en vestigen zich in Arcadi op de Peloponessus. Volgens het tweede boek Makkabeen waren de Spartanen bloedverwanten van de joden. Wilden de Frankische edelen van Merovingische afkomst, als erfgenaam van het volk van Israkel, de Ark des Verbonds, in hun bezit krijgen? 7. Saurirs - huisdieren van de mens? Het door de westerse wetenschap ongeveer een eeuw geleden ontworpen breipatroon voor pre- en protohistorie klopt niet! Archeologen vinden in de bodem altijd alleen datgene wat die bodem bewaarde - meestal niet eens meer de beenderen. Want blootgesteld aan weersomstandigheden, lucht of grondwater blijven die meestal nog geen 500 jaar bestaan. In graven wordt alleen een electie aangetroffen van wat naar het idee van de overlevenden in het hiernamaals van belang is. Deze selectie wordt voorts benvloed door armoede, spaarzaamheid en grafroverij. In verlaten nederzettingen wordt daarentegen meestal alleen een negatieve selectie aangetroffen, namelijk dingen die niet meer van belang waren, die de moeite van het meenenen niet waard werden gevonden. Voor de archeologen verschijnt slechts op die plaatsen een afgerond beeld van het leven waar een uitbarstende vulkaan het leven binnen enkele uren onder stof, lava en as begroef, zoals bijvoorbeeld in Pompeji. Voor de Inca's was Marcahuasi, 80 kilometer ten noordoosten van Lima in Peru , een heilig oord. Hier bevinden zich buitengewoon oude monolitische structuren en megalieten, reusachtig en raadselachtig, De Inca's waren ervan overtuigd dat reuzen of goden de geweldige rotsbeelden lang voor de zondvloed (die ook van de Indiaanse mythologie deel uitmaakte) gecreerd hadden. Volgens Pedro Astete was Marcahuasi het centrum van wat hij de Masma-cultuur noemde. Er bevindt zich hier een aardse pendant van het nogal raadselachtige 'gelaat op Mars'. Het staart star hemelwaarts en werd door Ruzo 'het Egyptische gelaat' genoemd. De grootste van de Marcahuasi-sculpturen wordt door de Indianen 'Peca Gasha' genoemd. Onderzoekers berekenden de ouderdom op 'minstens 100.000 jaar, maar waarschijnlijk nog aanzienlijk ouder'. De meest mysterieuze van de reusachtige stenen sculpturen lijkt op een soort Stegosaurus - een dinosaurir, die ongeveer 64 miljoen jaar geleden uitstierf. Elders in Peru bevindt zich de stad Ica. De chirurg dr. Janvier Cabrera beheert daar een letterlijk en figuurlijk 'steenoude' bibliotheek: elfduizend gegraveerde stenen met imposante taferelen uit de prehistorie. In 1961 trad de Rio Ica woest buiten haar oevers en overstroomde de woestijn. Uit het weggespoelde zand kwamen zwarte stenen met merkwaardige gravures voor de dag, die door arme Campesino-Indianen werden gevonden. In 1969 kreeg dr. Cabrera zo'n steen van een vriend ten geschenke. De steen vertoonde de gravure van een zonderlinge vogel, een mythologisch fabeldier, dat veel weg had van de vliegende saurir Pterosaurus. Maar, wie zou dat 'oerdier' in steen hebben kunnen graven? Het dier leefde immers 140 tot 80 miljoen jaar geleden - lang voor de eerste mensen. Dat raadsel liet dr. Cabrera niet meer los, en probeerde iedere soortgelijke stenen te verzamelen. Uit de kroniek 'Geschiedenis van Oud Peru' van Juan de Santa Cruz Pachacuti Llamqui (1613) blijkt dat ook toen de gegraveerde stenen bekend waren. Ze werden in die tijd Mancu of Manco genoemd, zoiets als 'de Verhevene' of ook 'de Oeroude'. Ze waren door de goden geschapen en werden daarom in de tempel als heiligdommen bewaard. Behalve Cabrera hebben ook anderen soortgelijke stenen verzameld, waaronder in het regionale museum van Ica. Op de stenen zijn dinosaurirs van het 'type' brontosaurus uitgebeeld, samen met mensen, van wie enkele merkwaardig langwerpige buizen dragen die op telescopen lijken. Uit geologische analyze bleek dat de stenen uit een sterk 'verkoold' andesiet bestaan, een vulkanisch gesteente uit het Mesozocum, (de geologische 'middeleeuwen' van de aarde) dat 220 miljoen jaar oud is en daarmee 160 miljoen jaar ouder dan de Andes zelf. De hele draagwijdte van deze vondsten valt pas te overzien als hun vermoede ouderdom met de traditionele evolutietheorie geconfronteerd wordt. De 'Homo habilis' - bekwame, handige mens, die gebruik maakte van zijn eerste stenen voorwerpen - verscheen ruim 2 miljoen jaar geleden. Ongeveer anderhalf miljoen jaar geleden ontstak 'Homo erectus' - de rechtop lopende mens - zijn eerste vuur. Daarna volgde de 'Homo Sapiens', wiens verschijning door de paleontologen aanvankelijk op 40.000 jaar, daarna op 70.000 jaar en nu ten minste op 100.000 jaar voor onze tijd werd getaxeerd, Alleen al deze onzekerheden in de datering vormen een aanwijzing van de lemen voeten waarop de evolutietheorie rust. Want inw ezen steunt die op een relatief klein aantal beendervondsten. Elke nieuwe vondst noopt tot correcties en zou haar eventueel zelfs ad absurdum kunnen leiden. Zoals de gegraveerde stenen van Ica. Het gewicht van de stenen varieert van 15 gram tot 500 kilo. In kleur varieren ze van diepzwart tot lichtgrijs. De erin gegraveerde motieven beelden oorlogs- en strijdtaferelen uit, sportieve en sociale activiteiten, muziekinstrumenten of mechanische transportsystemen alsmede optische instrumenten (telescopen en loepen). Behalve een voor Zuid-Amerika ten dele onbekende en anachronistische flora en fauna zijn geavanceerde hersen- en harttransplantaties 'opgetekend', onbekende landkaarten, astronomische configuraties en steeds weer saurirs. Dinosaurirs van elke soort. In de collectie van dr. Cabrera al 37 soorten. Op een van de stenen staat de 'biologische cyclus van een Stegosaurus' opgetekend: paring, eieren, de metamorfose van de larve, het kleine uit het ei gekomen (aankomend) reptiel - alles in een spiraalvormige volgorde uitgebeeld. Volgens onze geleerden zouden de dinosaurirs zich op dezelfde manier voorplanten als onze huidige reptielen, wat zou betekenen dat ze al in voltooide gedaante uit het ei komen. De metamorfose is echter een kenmerk van amfibien die na het uitkomen van het ei een gedaantewisseling van larvestadium tot volwassen dier moeten doormaken. In deze steen wordt een, althans tot op heden, onbekend ontwikkelingsproces uitgebeeld. Daar is maar n verklaring voor mogelijk: namelijk dat de graveur het proces volgens rechtstreekse waarneming heeft weergegeven. Conclusie: hij moet minstens 60 miljoen jaar geleden hebben geleefd. Op een serie van 205 stenen staat tot in detail de ontwikkeling van de oervis Agnatus. De stenen tonen niet alleen dat mensen (respectievelijk leden van een vorig mensenheid) gelijktijdig met de door hen uitgebeelde dieren leefden, maar ook dat deze mensen intellectueel hoog ontwikkelde wezens geweest moeten zijn, in staat om grondige biologische studies uit te voeren en wetenschappelijke vooruitgang te boeken. Bestaan er, behalve de 'gegraveerde stenen' van Ica, nog andere aanwijzingen dat er al in de tijd van de dinosaurirs mensen bestonden? In 1934 werd door Emma Hahn bij Glen Rose in Texas een in zwerfsteen ingebed metaal, dat eruit stak. Nadat het stuk metaal uit het rotsblok werd bevrijd bleek het een oude hamer te zijn. De archeoloog dr. Carl Baugh deed hier sensationele ontdekkingen: in buitengewoon oude steenlagen vond hij, eendrachtig naast elkaar, machtige indrukken van dinosaurirpoten en menselijke voetsporen. Duidelijk was te zien dat enkelen van hen zelf schoeisel moeten hebben gedragen, terwijl anderen zich blootvoets hadden voortbewogen. De geoloog prof. dr. John D. Morris maakte daaruit op dat er 60 miljoen jaar geleden al mensen geleefd moeten hebben. In 1984 werden aan de Paluxy River bij Glen Rose door dr. Hilton Hinderliter van de Universiteit van de staat Pennstlvania opgravingen gedaan. Ook hij legde de afdrukken van twee saurirs en een mens bloot en hij vond nog meer voetsporen van mensen in het 60 miljoen jaar oude gesteente. Ook hij kwam hierdoor tot de conclusie dat er ten tijde van de dinosaurirs mensen hebben geleefd. De oude hamer werd onderzocht en bleek voor 96 procent uit ijzer, voor 2,6 procent uit chloor en voor 0,74 procent uit zwavel te bestaan. Een tegenwoordig ongebruikelijke samenstelling, omdat koolstof en silicium ontbreken. De houten steel bleek versteend en vertoonde binnenin poreuze verkoling. Omdat miljoenen jaren voorbij moeten gaan eer hout versteent, kan de hamersteen wel amper uit de 'Nieuwe Tijd' afkomstig zijn. Desalniettenim is deze vondst omstreden en de werkelijke ouderdom en de herkomst van de hamer zijn tot op heden nog niet vastgesteld. In 1884 ontdekten arbeiders in een steengroeve aan het Managua-meer in Nicaragua, drie meter onder oeroude formaties, in een laag zandsteen menselijke voetsporen. In ongeveer dezelfde tijd werd in de buurt van Carson City in Nevada in een leisteenlaag de afdruk van een schoenzool ontdekt. In 1938 kwamen geologen in een 250 miljoen jaar oude formatie in Berea, Kentucky wederom voetsporen tegen. In 1959 had een groep Russisch-Chinese paleontologen onder leiding van dr. Chow Ming Chen in een zandsteenformatie in de Gobi-woestijn de indruk van een geribbelde schoenzool met duidelijk herkenbare naden ontdekt. Zelfs de schoenmaat '43' kon worden vastgesteld. In 1968 vond William Meister bij Antelope Springs in de Amerikaanse staat Utah twee versteende, 32,5 cm lange schoonzoolafdrukken, met versterkte druk aan de hielzijde. Bovendien was bij het neerzetten van die voet een kleine trilobiet (een geleedpotige uit de oertijd) platgetrapt; vervalsing is dus uitgesloten. Het oprmerkelijke aan deze vondst is dat trilobieten al ongeveer 420 miljoen jaar zijn uitgestorven... Ook de hamer bleef geen unicum. Zo ontdekten arbeiders in 1973 in de buurt van Aiud in Roemeni bij het afgraven van zandlagen drie omkorste voorwerpen in verhard zand. Twee daarvan bleken fossiele beenderen te zijn, terwijl de derde een metalen bijl was. De beenderen bleken botstukken van een Mastodont (een uitgestorven olifantsoort) te zijn. De bijl bestond uit een complexe legering van twaalf elementen, met als 'hoofdmoot; aluminium (89 procent). In de jaren vijftig van de vorige eeuw ontdekte Carlos Ribeiro, directeur van het Geologisch Bureau van Portugal in het dal van de Taag bij Lissabon in een laag uit het Mioceen stenen werktuigen van vroege mensen. Maar volgens traditionele opvattingen begon de mens met het bewerken van stenen pas tijdens het Pleistoceen, dat wil zeggen circa twee miljoen jaar geleden. Terwijl het Mioceen vijf tot twintig miljoen jaar in het verleden ligt. De Franse abb Bourgeois had omstreeks 1870 nabij Thenay in Frankrijk in een laag uit het Oligoceen prehistorische werktuigen aangetoffen. Het Oligoceen duikt echter tussen de 25 en 38 miljoen jaar het verleden in. De Duitse antropoloog Max Verworn groef in 1905 ook in Thenay en ontdekte daar stenen werktuigen in een laag uit het Mioceen. J. Reid Moir vond in het Cromer Forest Bed aan de kust van het Engelse East-Anglia een, kennelijk met ijzer bewerkt, stuk versteend hout in een 1 1,5 miljoen jaar oude Pleistoceenlaag. In 1860 ontdekte de hoogleraar in geologie G. Raggazoni bij Castenedolo in Itali, aan de zuidelijke zoom van de Alpen, menselijke fossiele beenderen in een laag van het Plioceen. In 1880 groef hij in dezelfde laag zelfs een compleet menselijk skelet op. Korte tijd later werd in dezelfde laag nog de schedel van een vrouw ontdekt. Bij beide vondsten stemden de schedels geheel overeen met die van de Homo Sapiens en niet met die van de primitieve protomens. De vakwereld ging aan deze vondst geruisloos voorbij, omdat daarmee anders alle vigerene evolutietheorien om zo te zeggen in rook zouden zijn opgegaan. Met die vondsten kon immers worden aangetoond dat Homo sapiens al minstens twaalf miljoen jaar geleden leefde. De Argentijnse paleontoloog Carlos Florentino Ameghino had op vijf kilometer van Miramar, een kuststadje 800 kilometer ten zuiden van Buenos Aires, het skelet van een Toxodont, die tijdens het Mioceen had geleefd en ongeveer 10 miljoen jaar geleden uitstierf, gevonden, die een pijlpunt in een van zijn wervels had zitten. In 1896 vonden arbeiders in de haven van de Argentijnse hoofdtas in sedimenten van het Mioceen een menselijke schedel. In Patagoni, in het zuiden van Zuid-Amerika deed Ameghino nog meer vondsten in 6 tot 25 miljoen jaar oude Mioceenlagen. Hij vond een mes van silex (vuursteen), een stenen aambeeld, gepolijste bollen van dioriet en tegen de twintig schavers; voorts een reeks beenderen en schedels die zonder enige twijfel tot de species Homo sapiens gerekend bleken te kunnen worden. In 1970 vond de Noordamerikaanse antropoloog Richard MacNeish in het stroomgebied van de Rio Montayo, een zijrivier van de Amazone, in de buurt van Ayacucho in Peru, in een en dezelfde laag stenen werktuigen, fossielen van de reuzenluiaard 'Megatherium', van paarden, kamelen, reuzenherten en oerkatten. De Megatherium stierf ongeveer n miljoen jaar geleden uit, het Zuidamerikaanse paard en het Zuidamerikaanse kameerl echter al dertien miljoen jaar geleden. In 1971 groef de Colombiaanse antropoloog prof. Homero Henao Martin het fossiele skelet op van een Iguandont, een twintig meter lange dinosaurir, met een menselijke schedel, die op grond van het fossileringsproces vrijwel geheel verkalkt was. De Iguandont leefde volgens de paleontologie in het begin van het Jura-tijdperk, 181 miljoen jaar geleden, en stierf aan het einde van het Krijt, 64 miljoen jaar terug, uit. In 1973 vond een Indiaas-Sovjetrussisch team van antropologen tijdens opgravingen in India menselijke fossielen in een tot het Mesozocum behorend gesteente. Het Mesozocum was de periode van de dinosaurirs. In 1974 vond de bekende Britse antropologe Mary Leakey in de omgeving van de uitgedroogde Laetolli-rivier in Tanzania gebitselementen en fossiele beenderen van een homonide, welke gedateerd werd op 63 75 miljoen jaar oud. Mary Leakey verklaarde dat deze fossielen tot de sapiens-groep behoorden en niet tot een hominidensoort zoals bijvoorbeeld de 'Australophitecus'. In 1925 vond de Deense zakenman Waldemar Julsrud in Acambaro in Mexico tientallen ceramiekfiguurtjes. Ze beeldden mensen uit maar ook dieren: reuzehagedissen, dinosaurirs. De mensbeeldjes droegen rijgsandalen met veters, malinkolders en schilden - een voor het oude Mexico volstrekt atypische kledij. Zoals op de gegraveerde stenen van Ica getoond, werden de Saurirs uitgebeeld als hun huisdieren: mannen gebruikten ze als rijdieren, de vrouwen voerden ze. Zou deze 'coxistentie van mens en dinosaurir' de oorsprong van de mondiaal bestaande drakesagen kunnen zijn? De Zuni-Indianen in het zuidwesten van de Verenigde Staten vertellen: 'Reusachtige monsters leefden ooit op aarde, met vreselijke tanden en klauwen toegerust. Toen zeiden 'zij-die-in-de-hemel' tegen deze dieren: 'Wij zullen jullie in steen veranderen, opdat jullie de mensen geen kwaad meer kunnen doen, maar hun in plaats daarvan nuttig worden. Daarom hebben we besloten jullie in steen te veranderen.' Daarop verhardde de aardkorst en de beesten versteenden. Omdat nu de aarde in alle stenen stevig en hard werd, vinden wij de restanten van de beesten overal op aarde. Groot zijn de relicten, soms wel zo groot als de beesten vroeger waren. Vaak zien wij hun sporen tussen rotsen en dat toont ons dat in de eerste dagen van de wereld alles anders was dan nu. De aan de Zuni verwante Hopi-Indianen menen dat 'mensen lang voor de mensheid' leefden. Het 'Boek van de Hopi' maakt melding van 'vier werelden'. De Eerste Wereld was Tokpela, de eindeloze ruimte, waaruit Taiowa, de schepper het eindige schiep. Hij zette de eerste mensen op een plek die men 'de Hoogte' of 'de Hemel' noemt. Deze hemel, de Eerste Wereld werd door vuur vernietigd, 'omdat de mensen kwaadaardig waren geworden'. De Tweede wereld werd vernietigd door ijs; de Derde Wereld, 'Kasskara', het Land van de Zon', door water. Onze tijd, menen de Hopi-Indianen, is de Vierde Wereld, die in een niet al te verre toekomst haar einde tegemoet gaat. Geologisch beschouwd kan de Hopi-kosmologie zinnig worden genoemd. De verwoesting van de Eerste wereld zou betrekking kunnen hebben op de mondiale vulkanische activiteiten van 250.000 jaar geleden. De vernietiging van de Tweede Wereld zou dan aan de grote IJstijd, 100.000 jaar terug, te wijten zijn geweest, en die van de Derde Wereld aan de periode van zware regens en overstromingen, die tussen de 30.000 en 12,000 jaar geleden plaats moeten hebben gevonden, dat wil zeggen de 'zondvloed' van de Bijbel en van de oude Soemerirs. Daarmee zouden ook de Hopi-Indianen een kroniek bezitten die tot zo'n 300.000 jaar in het verleden duikt, vergelijkbaar met de koningslijsten van Soemeri. Volgens de chronologie van de Mexicaanse Azteken leven wij zelfs in het Vijfde Tijdperk. Terwijl de cyclustheorien van Hopi en Azteken het overleven van de mensheid door telkens enkele uitverkorenen verklaren - vergelijkbaar met de Bijbelse Noach - spreekt het 'Popul Vuh' het heilig boek van de Quich-Maya zelfs van vier verschillende scheppingen, van vier mensheden, die door een vloed, door neervallende vloeibare hars (vermoedelijk lava) en door aardbevingen werden uitgeroeid. Volgens de 'Popul Vuh' stammen de apen in de bossen af van de overlevenden van de tweede mensheid. Zou de oplossing voor het raadsel zijn dat er zes mensheden voor ons leefden? 8. Herinneringen aan Atlantis Niet alleen in de Atlantische Oceaan, maar ook in andere delen van de aarde, zijn aanwijzingen gevonden van ingrijpende klimaatveranderingen, ongeveer tienduizend jaar geleden. In 1976 ontdekte een Italiaanse poolexpeditie in het Zuidpoolgebied een versteend bos. In de Boliviaanse Andes getuigt de vindplaats van een reusachtig olifantenkerkhof van enorme verschuivingen in de aardkorst. Niet in de laatste plaats zijn in overleveringen van tal van volkeren verschuivingen in de baan van de Aarde op te maken. Zo werd in het graf van de Egyptische vizier Semoet een hemelkaart aangetroffen, waarop de sterrenconstellaties niet overeenstemmen met die welke wij thans aan de hemel waarnemen. Voorindische overleveringen maken gewag van een verplaatsing van de Aarde van haar 'gewone plaats' met 'yojanas', dat wil zeggen tussen 800 en 1400 kilometer. Bericht wordt dat de polen verschoven toen de Aarde door een catastrofe kantelde. De hemelstreken veranderden en daarmede de jaargetijden. Kalenders, hemelkaarten, zonne- en waterklokken klopten niet meer. Op de wankelende Aarde voltrokken zich apocalyptische rampen: aardbevingen, vulkanische erupties, enorme branden, zondvloeden. Continenten verzonken, andere verhieven zich uit de oceaan. Het volk van de Noordamerikaanse Hopi-Indianen is volgens een zeer oude overlevering afkomstig van een midden in de Stille Oceaan gelegen vasteland, dat 'Kasskara' heette. 'In dat tijdperk waren grote delen van Zuid-Amerika nog met water bedekt', vertellen de Hopi. In de Atlantische Oceaan lag Atlantis, waar destijds mensen geleefd hebben die zich in de lucht verhieven en andere planeten konden bezoeken. Doch dat reusachtige eilandenrijk zou door een catastrofe in korte tijd door de oceaan zijn verzwolgen. Het Zuidamerikaanse continent heeft zich pas in recente tijd uit de Stille Oceaan verheven. In 1981 ontdekte een Sovjetrussische expeditie op 700 kilometer buiten de kust van Portugal duizenden jaar oude runes van een stad. Deze bevond zich rondom de onderzeese Ampereberg tussen het eiland Madeira en Casablanca. De Russen maakten meer dan 450 foto's van de restanten van gebouwen, muren, trappen en straten. Volgens de Griekse filosoof Plato (427-347 v.C.) is de overlevering van Atlantis afkomstig uit Egypte. De Atheense staatsman Solon (640-560 v.C.) had dit tijdens zijn reis naar Egypte vernomen. Volgens Plato strekte de invloed van Atlantis zich uit over alle andere eilanden in de Atlantische Oceaan en grote delen van het tegenoverliggende ('Amerikaanse') vasteland. Ook Noord-Afrika tot Egypte en Europa tot Itali behoorden tot Atlantis. Het middelpunt van dit imperium zou een enorme metropool van 400 km zijn geweest. Het paleis van de koningen werd omgeven door drie brede 'grachten'. Stichter van Atlantis was de god Poseidon. Het was een land van onvoorstelbare rijkdom, een aards paradijs. Het eiland had rijke bodemschatten, vooral goud en het geheimzinnige mineraal 'orichalkum', een soort messinglegering. Het eiland had een gunstig klimaat, een menigvuldige vegetatie en er leefden olifanten. Vele geleerden verwezen Atlantis naar het rijk van de mythen en utopien. Toch werd in 1492 door Columbus het 'tegenovergelegen continent' Amerika ontdekt. De Azteken in Mexico beweerden dat hun voorouders uit een ver land, dat Aztlan heette, kwamen. Waar de Spaanse veroveraars ook kwamen, steeds hoorden ze de legendes van 'Atlan' of 'Aztlan', 'Atalanta' of 'Tollan', het legendarische thuisland in het oosten van de Indiaanse volkeren van Mexico. De voorouders van de Indianen zouden over zee gekomen zijn, toen hin vaderland door een catastrofe in de oceaan verzonk. Een Apache-legende vertelt: 'Wij leefden ooit in het oude land van het vuur, lang voor de zondvloed. De ingang van onze stad was zo groot dat men erin verdwaalde. Destijds was ons land het hart van de wereld; vele volkeren kwamen ernaartoe om recht te eisen; zoals ze tegenwoordig naar Washington trekken. De hoofdstad was reusachtig groot en schepen raakten in de toegang tot de haven de weg kwijt. Zijn bergen waren de hoogste van de wereld, en in hun 'ingewanden' huisde de god van het vuur. Door zijn woede werd het land vernietigd. De god verliet zijn onderaardse grotten en slingerde vuur en dood tegen de mensen, die van angst krankzinnig werden. De mensen vluchtten en kwamen over zee naar het westen. Toen trok de vloed zich terug, en wij zagen de zee niet meer, wij die in de tijd van onze luisterrijke bloei de wateren van de hele wereld beheersten!' Zijn dit herinneringen aan Atlantis? De slapende profeet Edgar Cayce beschreef tussen 1923 en 1945 de ooit hoogstaande technische beschaving van Atlantis. In het centrum van Poseidia, de hoofdstad van Atlantis, stond een enorm kristal, dat door zonne-energie geactiveerd werd. Het 'energiekristal' bevond zich in een groot koepelvormig gebouw met schuifdak. Zijn sterke, alle doordringende stralen konden als constructieve energiebron doch ook als vernietigende kracht worden gebruikt. Ze dreven 'magneetbanen', luchtschepen en onderwaterboten aan. Volgens Cayce raakten de Atlantirs in twee kampen verdeeld: aan de ene kant 'de zonen van de Wet van de Ene', en aan de andere kant 'de zonen van Belial', de zwarte magir, immoreel, egostisch en materialistisch. hun misbruik van de krachten van het kristal leidde tot een catastrofale vulkaanuitbarsting, die een vloedgolf veroorzaakte waarin geweldige landmassa's verzonken. In 1968/1969 zou volgens hem de eerste ontdekkingen gedan worden in het gebied van de Bahama's bij de eilanden Andros en Bimini. Inderdaad vond de Amerikaanse onderwater-archeoloog dr. J. Manson-Valentine in 1968 voorde kust van Bimini op een diepte van e;f ,eter zeer grote symmetrische blokken steen van honderd meter lengte, die opeengestapeld en in de vorm van een 'J' geplaatst waren -een prehistorisch dok of een cultuscomplex. Het complex behoorde tot de megalietcultuur en was minstens 8000 jaar oud. In 1978 ontdekte een Franse expeditie op 150 kilometer ten zuiden van Miami, Florida op de zeebodem een geweldige piramide. In 1981 werd te ontdekking van een onderzeese piramidestad in de Golf van Mexico bekend gemaakt. De runes bevonden zich ongeveer ter hoogte van de Chandeleur-eilanden, en zuiden van Biloxi. De stad moest ongeveer 10.000 jaar oud zijn. De stad bleek ooit aan een zevenarmige delta gelegen te hebben. In 1981 vonden duikers voor het Canarische eiland Lanzarote overblijfselen van een prehistorische stad. In de winter 1990/1991 werd vanuit de lucht op het eiland Bimini drie langewerpige heuvels in de vorm van een haai, een dolfijn en een alligator gelocaliseerd. Bestaat er een verband tussen het einde van de IJstijd en de catastrofe van Atlantis? De Golfstroom - de grote warme stroming in de oceaan die het klimaat van heel Europa benvloedt - liep vele duizenden jaren geleden niet in noordoostelijke richting, naar Scandinavi, maar eindigde ergens ter hoogte van Gibraltar. In die tijd - de periode van de Grote IJstijd - was het hele noordelijke deel van Europa door gletsjers bedekt. Maar wat wijzigde de koers van de Glfstroom? Een groot eiland misschien - Atlantis? De Brahmaanse (Indische) tijdrekening is verdeeld in cycli die zelfs de door moderne kosmologen geschatte ouderdom van het universum overtreffen. Een dergelijke cyclus, Maha-Yuga, beslaat 4.320.000 jaar en is samengesteld uit vier evolutiefasen of Yuga's: Krita-Yuga, Treta-Yuga, Dvapara-Yuga en Kali-Yuga (overeenkomstig met het gouden, zilveren, bronzen en ijzeren tijdperk bij de Grieken). In het 'Duistere Tijdperk' van de godin des doods, Kali, was onze wereld in het jaar 3102 v.C. getreden. De regeringsperiode van een Manu, een wereldleraar, duurt 71 Maha-Yuga's of 306.720.000 jaar. Veertien Manu = periodes of 4.294.080.000 jaar met inbegrip van ochtend- en avondschemering van elke Manu, nog eens 25.920.000 jaar komen overeen met n dag van Brahma of 4.320.000.000 jaar. De nacht van Brahma duurt even lang. Driehonderzestig van deze 'dagen en nachten van Brahma' vormen een 'Brahma-jaar' of 3.110.400.000.000 jaar. Honderd van die jaren vormen een Brahma-leven - de levensfase van ons universum dat met Brahma sterft en in een nieuwe megacyclus, over 311.040.000.000.000 jaar, wordt herboren. Ter vergelijking: volgens huidige kosmologen vond de 'big bang' ongeveer 20 miljard geleden plaats. De heerschappij van de laatste, (volgens de Brahmaanse overlevering de tweede), Manu begon ongeveer 18,5 miljoen jaar geleden. De heerschappij van de eerste Manu op aarde - en daarmee het tijdperk van de mens - zou derhalve 325 miljoen jaar geleden zijn begonnen. Volgens 'De Geheime Leer' van Helena Petrowna Blavatsky, gebaseerd op het Boek (van de) Dzyan, waren er eerst de 'zelfbestaanden' op Aarde, waaruit het Eerste Ras voortkwam, de zelfgeborenen als astrale schaduwen van hun voorouders. Uit het Eerste Ras kwam het Tweede voort, de 'beenderlozen'. Daaruit kwam het Derde 'het wortelras', ook dat der 'tweevoudigen' of 'in-boorlingen' werd genoemd. Zij werden als de 'machtigen, de sterken met beenderen, de meesters van de wijsheid' aangeduid. Zij schiepen 'zonen van wil en yoga (...) de heilige vaders. Zij leefden ten tijde van de dinosaurirs. Er liep volgens het 'Boek (van de) Dzyan' ook een ras van 'kromme, met rood haar bedekte monsters, die op handen en voeten liepen, een zwijgend ras'. Mogelijk waren dit Hominide protomensen. Het ras leefde op eht continent Lemuria, dat Oost-Afrika verbond met Voor-Indi en Australi. Slechts een klein aantal stammen van het Derde Ras overleefde de ondergang van het continent Lemuria. Uit het Derde Ras ontstond het Vierde, dat Atlantis koloniseerde. In die periode ontstonden ook hen die de oudste volkeren van de wereld worden genoemd - de Soemerirs, de Chaldeen en de Phoenicirs. Zij werden geregeerd door de goddelijke dynastien en koningen, wier fysieke gedaante op die van de mens leek. Maar die wezens kwamen van werelden die hoger ontwikkeld waren dan de Aarde. Tot de 'zeven subrassen' behoorden de Rmoahals, de Tlavatli en de Tolteken als oervaders van de rode rassen; Turanirs, oer-Semieten, Akkadirs en Mongolen behoorden tot de gele en bruine rassen. Volgens 'De Geheime Leer' ging Atlantis in 9564 v.C. ten onder. Uit het heilige ras van Atlantis stamde het Vijfde Ras. De aarde is omgeven door een gordel van piramides. In Mexico bestond een stad, die door de Azteken Teotihuacan werd genoemd - 'de plaats waar de goden wonen'. Deze metropool werd ooit ter ere van de godheid Quetzalcoatl - Gevederde Slang - gebouwd. De godheid velichaamde Morgen- en Avondster en was de beheerder van alle kennis tussen hemel en aarde. De hele stad was een planetarium, zoals intussen is gebleken. Het middelpunt van de stad is de 'Zonnepiramide'. Om de 52 jaar werden de huizen afgebroken en herbouwd. In Midden-Amerika kwam die periode vroeger overeen met een eeuw. De belangrijkste bouwwerken van de stad, uitgaande van het centrum, gaven op schaal nauwkeurig de afstanden van de Aarde tot de andere planeten van ons zonnestelsel weer. De stad was dus blijkbaar door de bouwmeester van die tijd als stenen model van het zonnestelsel opgezet en gebouwd. Maar dat niet alleen: (ook) zij kenden al planeten die wij pas 'sinds kort' kennen: Uranus in 1781 ontdekt, Neptunus in 1846 en de kleine Pluto pas ruim 60 jaar geleden, in 1930. Waarom de 200.000 inwoners de stad opgaven en waarheen ze getrokken zijn is tot op heden in nevelen gehuld. 9. Terug naar Mars In 1976 werd er een NASA-studie uitgevoerd om te zien of bewoning van Mars door aardse levende wezens mogelijk is. Mogelijk door overbevolking van de aarde wil men Mars gaan koloniseren. Wat houdt Mars voor hen in petto? Kunstmatige monumenten wellicht, overblijfselen van een verdwenen beschaving, van een kolonie? In 1976 kwamen de 'Viking 1en 2'-Marslanders op Mars om experimenten in verband met aantonen van 'leven' uit te voeren. Al met al is Mars een nogal onherbergzame planeet. Het is er koud, zeer koud. Hoewel de temperatuur aan de Marsevenaar tot 20 C kan halen, werden er op de landingsplaats overdag temperaturen van -10 C gemeten, die 's nachts tot -90 C daalden. Toch moet Mars relatief nog niet zo lang geleden vrij aangename jaargetijden hebben gekend - met stromende wateren, oceanen en een blauwe hemel met wolken; mogelijk kwamen er zelfs eenvoudige plantaardige vormen van leven voor. Mars zit momenteel in een ijstijdfase. IJstijden kunnen ontstaan door cyclische veranderingen van de elliptische baan van een planeet om de zon of door een wijziging in de helling van de denkbeeldige as. Hoe groter de gelling van een planeet ten opzichte van haar baanvak is, des te sterker lopen de jaargetijden uiteen. De aardas heeft bijvoorbeeld een hellingshoek van 23,5. De door de Marssonde Mariner-9 gefotografeerde rechthoekige en vierkante structuren werd door NASA-geleerden 'Incastad' gedoopt. n de Cydonia-streek op Mars bevindt zich het ongeveer 1500 meter lange 'Marsgelaat' en eromheen bestaan blijkbaar kunstmatige piramide-structuren. Volgens onderzoeker Richard Hoagland heeft er ooit een rechtstreekse verbinding Mars-Aarde bestaan. De aantekeningen die de Soemerirs over de Annunaki gemaakt hebben wijzen op deze verbinding. Als derhalve werkelijk al eens leven op Mars heeft bestaan - intelligent leven - zouden dat dan misschien Phatonianen geweest kunnen zijn? De internationale Phobos 1-sonde zou 'door een druk op de verkeerde knop' verloren zijn gegaan - ahcter de hand werd gefluisterd dat ze haar doel wel degelijk had bereikt. Phobos-2 maakte kleuren- en infraroodfoto's van het Marsoppervlak. Er zaten hier ook foto's bij van een ovaal object naar de aarde, een onbekend object 'dat daar niets te maken had'. De volgende foto kwam echter niet meer, de sonde was uitgevallen. De allerlaatste foto's werden door de Russen niet prijsgegeven. Phobos 2 werd getroffen door iets wat daar eigenlijk niet mocht zijn. 10. Geheime testvluchten in de 'Black World' Op 1 juli 1991 zond de Amerikaanse zender CNN mondiaal sensationele nieuwe inzichten over het zogenaamde Roswell-incident uit, dat zich in juli 9147 niet ver van de luchtmachtbasis van Roswell had voorgedaan. In de woestijn van New Mexico was een ongedentificeerd vliegend object neergestort. Volgens ooggetuigen zou het een door buitenaardsen bestuurd ruimteschip zijn geweest. Het Amerikaanse leger bestempelde het object in zin eerste verklaring als een 'vliegende schijf', maar beweerde later dat het een stratosfeerballon was geweest. De boer Bill Brazel ontdekte de wrakstukken op zijn landerijen bij Corona in New Mexico. Deze rancher had de vreemde vliegmachine nog zien vliegen en daarna exploderen. De luchtmachtbasis Roswell werd ingelicht. Volgens Kevin Randles, gewezen inlichtingenofficier van de Amerikaanse luchtmacht, 'werden niet alleen het grootste wrakstuk en de lijken van vier kleine, blijkbaar niet van de aarde afkomstige piloten gevonden.' Twee ooggetuigen, overste b.d. Walter Haut, destijds persofficier van de Roswell-luchtmachtbasis, en dr. Jesse Marcel, chef de clinique van een ziekenhuis in Austin, Texas, zoon van de toenmalige leider van de bergingsactie majoor J.M. Marcel. Volgens Marcek je. waren delen van het wrak rozerood met hirogliefen bedekt materiaal. Zijn nu de Amerikanen inderdaad in het bezit van (wrakstukken van) n (of meer) buitenaardse ruimteschepen? En worden de daaruit opgedane inzichten gebruikt in hun strikt geheim gehouden 'Black World Program?' In het strikt geheime proefterrein van de luchtmacht Groom Lake worden testvluchten voor nieuwe type vliegtuigen gehouden. De 'A-12' of de 'Vliegende Driehoek', een jachtbommenwerper werd hier getest. Andere typen, de 'Pulser' worden in hoofdzaak tijdens donkere nachten getest. Volgens de fysicus en researchingenieur Robert Lazar zijn de nieuwe Amerikaanse luchtvaarttechnieken niet alleen aan de resultaten van onderzoek van Amerikaanse specialisten te danken, maar in de eerste plaats aan onderozek van (onbekende) vliegende objecten die zich sinds dejaren veertig en vijftig in het bezit van de Amerikaanse luchtmacht bevinden. Lazar heeft in Groom Lake gewerkt en heeft de mysterieuze vliegmachines gezien. Het viel Lazar op dat de stoelen voor de piloten te klein waren voor gewonemensen. In totaal waren er negen verschillende buitenaardse vliegmachines. Drie van die objecten waren voor analyse gedemnoteerd. en ervan was pas in augustus 1981 neergestort. Een tweede streng geheim testterrein van de Amerikaanse luchtmacht is de basis Edwards in de mojave-woestijn. De aandrijving van het vliegtuig bleek een anti-materiereactor te zijn, een ongeveer 45 centimeter brede plaat met een bol in het centrum, waarvan het 'deksel' afgenomen kon worden. In de reactor bevond zich een uit 'element 115' 'vervaardigde chip', een superzwaar element dat op aarde niet bestaat en hier ook niet synthetisch gemaakt kan worden. Na zijn ongelooflijke beweringen voor de camera werden er tegen Lazar harde intimidatiepogingen tegen hem ondernomen en bedreigd met de dood als hij zijn mond nog verder open zou doen. Het bleek dat Lazar tot 'non-persoon' was verklaard, zo was zijn naam aan de universiteiten waar hij gestudeerd zou hebben onbekend. De Los Alamos-laboratoria ontkenden categorisch dat zij 'ooit ene Robert Lazar in dienst hebben genomen'. Zelfs het ziekenhuis waar hij geboren was wist niets van die geboorte. Was Lazar een bedrieger? De journalisten wisten echter een exemplaar te bemachtigen van een intern telefoonboek van de Fysische Faculteit van de Los Alamos-laboratoria. Daar stond Lazar wel degelijk in. Volgens Lazar waren alle mogelijke bijzonderheden over de vreemdelingen vastgelegd en beschrijft hij dat de buitenaardsen tussen de 1.10 en 1.40 meter lang zijn, een bruingrijze huid hebben, groot en onbehaarde hoofden met grote zwarte spleetogen hebben en afkomstig van de vierde planeet van het Zeta Reticuli-systeem. In 1988 hadden twee mederwerkers van de CIA bevestigd dat de Amerikaanse regering neergestorte UFO's en lijken van bemanningsleden had geborgen. Ook de CIA-agent zei dat de buitenaardsen van het Zeta Retucili-systeem kwamen. Tevens zei hij dat er sinds 1948 of 1949 bij de Amerikaanse regering drie buitenaardse bezoekers te gast waren geweest. De eerste was in de woestijn van New Mexico neergestort en bleef hier tot 1952. De tweede zou uit het kader van een uitwisselingsprogramma gekomen zijn, evenals de derde, die sinds 1982 de gast is van de regering van de Verenigde Staten. In 1956 werd het project SIGMA opgezet, dat al in 1959 communicatie tot stand bracht tussen de Verenigde Staten en de vreemdelingen. 11. De Grote Muur Volgens de wetenschapsfilosoof Sir Karl Popper is het universum in drie werelden te verdelen: - wereld nr. 1: de fysische, met levende en levenloze substanties; - wereld nr. 2: met haar bewuste ervaringen, gevoelens, oogmerken, dromen en subjectief weten; - wereld nr. 3: met haar logische inhouden van boekstavingen, opslag van intellectuele inspanningen en theoretische systemen in dataverwerkingsinstallaties, vakverhandelingen, boeken en dergelijke. Tussen die drie werelden bestaan interacties met wederzijdse benvloeding tussen de werelden 1 en 2 alsmede wisselwerkingen tussen de werelden 2 en 3. Er bestaat echter geen rechtstreeks benvloeding tussen de werelden 1 en 3. In 1989 ontdekten de Amerikaanse astronomen Margaret Geller en John P. Huchra in een klein deel van het universum een gigantische opeenhoping van sterrenstelsels, die alle theorien die er tot nu toe waren over het ontstaan en de hoedanigheid van de kosmos op losse schroeven zetten. eze samengebalde 'Melkwegen" zijn minstens 500 miljoen lichtjaren lang en 15 miljoen lichtjaar breed. In de ruimtetijd klonteren de sterrenstelselhopen samen tot structuren die een verrassende gelijkenis vertonen met die van lichaamscellen in het microkosmisch gebied. Daarenboven bevinden deze supersterrenstelselhopen zich aan het oppervlak van enorme onzichtbare holle blazen of 'bellen'. Het universum bestaat uit een ontelbaar aantal van deze materieloze holle bellen. Op de raakpunten van deze gigantische 'bellen' - de zogenaamde 'Grote Muur' - vindt een samenballing van sterrenclusters plaats. n Big Bang had dit niet kunnen veroorzaken, maar veeleer een compleet trommelvuur van oerknallen
01-19-2005, 07:24:54: Patinteninformatie Sectie Pijnbestrijding - NVA Voorlichtingsmateriaal van de Sectie Pijnbestrijding van de Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 "De volgende patinteninformaties zijn bedoeld als een raamwerk voor anesthesiologen die hun patinten willen informeren over pijnsyndromen en pijnbehandeling. Ze zijn in die zin niet volledig omdat essentile praktische informatie over lokale omstandigheden ontbreekt zoals informatie over dagopname dan wel poliklinische behandeling. Ook informatie over behandelduur en follow-up ontbreekt. Verder ontslaat deze schriftelijke informatie de anesthesioloog niet van de verplichting de informatie mondeling toe te lichten." Pijn bij kanker Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die pijn hebben t.g.v. kanker. Ook voor familieleden kan het zinvol zijn de folder te lezen. In deze folder leest u informatie over de behandeling van pijn bij kanker d.m.v. medicamenten. Behandeling van Pijn bij Kanker door middel van Medicamenten Inleiding Tegenwoordig is pijn bij kanker vaak goed te bestrijden. Als wordt vastgesteld waardoor de pijn wordt veroorzaakt, is pijn bij kanker bijna altijd tot een draaglijk niveau terug te brengen. Niet alle patinten met kanker hebben pijn. In de beginfase van de ziekte heeft ongeveer 30% van de patinten pijnklachten. In een latere fase hebben 60-80% van de patinten met kanker ernstige pijnklachten. In de beginfase van de ziekte is het beleid vooral gericht op het diagnosticeren en het behandelen van de kanker zelf. Omdat ongeveer de helft van de mensen met kanker uiteindelijk geneest, zal de pijn doorgaans verminderen of verdwijnen. In een latere fase van kanker, bijvoorbeeld bij uitgebreide uitzaaiingen of doorgroei van de tumor, wordt genezing minder waarschijnlijk of onmogelijk. Ook dan kunnen soms behandelingen op zijn plaats zijn, die de bedoeling hebben de groei van de kanker te remmen. Hierdoor kan de pijn soms ook bestreden worden. Oorzaken van pijn De pijn kan veroorzaakt worden door: * direkte doorgroei van de tumor in huid, zenuwweefsel of weke delen * indirekte gevolgen van de ziekte; bijvoorbeeld botbreuken, zweren, infecties, verstopping van holle organen (koliekpijn), verstopping van bloedvaten en verhoogde hersendruk * de behandeling van kanker; bijvoorbeeld littekenpijn, fantoompijn (pijn t.g.v. een amputatie), verbindweefseling door bestraling en zenuwgeleidingsstoornissen door chemotherapie * andere aandoeningen dan kanker. Pijnmedicatie De meeste patinten met kanker, die pijn hebben, kunnen door middel van medicamenten worden behandeld. Hierbij moet een aantal principes in acht worden genomen. Belangrijk is dat u niet moet wachten met het innemen van de medicatie tot de pijn onhoudbaar is. U moet proberen de pijn voor te zijn. Neem een pijnstiller zo regelmatig mogelijk in. Op die manier kunt u de terugkeer van pijn voorkomen. Bij krachtige pijnstillers (morfine-achtige middelen), hoeft men bij pijn door kanker niet bang te zijn voor verslaving of voor problemen met de ademhaling. Er is dus geen reden om terughoudend te zijn met pijnstillers. Het is niet zo dat het gebruik van pijnstillers in een vroeg stadium van de ziekte tot gevolg heeft dat in een later stadium de middelen niet meer werkzaam zullen zijn. Een zekere gewenning kan verwacht worden, maar het is in de meeste gevallen mogelijk de dosering van de medicamenten te verhogen zonder dat deze onwerkzaam worden. Behandeling Medicamenten worden toegediend volgens de zogenaamde pijnladder. Hierbij worden stapsgewijs middelen gegeven met een sterkere pijnstillende werking. De stappen van de pijnladder worden n voor n besproken. Stap 1: Paracetamol en NSAID's (ontstekingsremmende pijnstillers). Tot deze groep behoren de meeste huis-, tuin- en keukenpijnstillers. Naprosyne, Voltaren (diclofenac), Brufen (ibuprofen), Indocid (indometacine) en aspirine worden tot de groep NSAID's gerekend. Deze middelen zijn zeer effectief bij lichte tot matige pijn, ongeacht de oorzaak van de pijn. Behalve een pijnstillende werking, hebben ze ook nog een ontstekingsremmende en een koortswerende werking. De voornaamste bijwerkingen zijn: maagklachten, gestoorde nierfunctie en stollingsafwijkingen. De maagklachten zijn doorgaans niet ernstig, maar kunnen in zeldzame gevallen aanleiding geven tot maagbloedingen en maagzweren. De stoornissen van de nierfunctie zijn vooral van belang in combinatie met andere middelen, waaronder sommige vormen van chemotherapie. De stollingsstoornissen zijn vooral van belang bij patinten die bloedverdunners krijgen. Er zijn enkele nieuwe middelen uit de groep NSAID's waarbij minder maagklachten en stollingsstoornissen optreden (Mebutan? en Movicox?). Paracetamol is een pijnstiller die de bovengenoemde bijwerkingen niet heeft en heeft daarentegen ook geen ontstekingsremmende werking. Stap 2: Zwakke morfine-achtige middelen in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Indien patinten met kanker, ondanks een middel uit stap 1 in de juiste dosering, toch nog pijn krijgen dan heeft het geen zin om deze dosering te verhogen. Men moet dan een middel uit stap 2 toevoegen. Middelen zoals codene, Tramal of Temgesic hebben in lichte mate het effect van Morfine. Bij het gebruik van deze middelen bestaat de mogelijkheid dat sufheid optreedt. Bij het gebruik van codene kan men last krijgen van verstopping, waardoor een laxeermiddel nodig is. Omdat de middelen uit stap 3 in de loop van de jaren steeds beter zijn geworden, wordt stap 2 tegenwoordig vaak overgeslagen. Stap 3: Morfine-achtige middelen, al dan niet in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Er zijn veel vooroordelen tegen middelen als morfine als zouden deze gevaarlijk zijn. Mitst men zich aan bepaalde regels houdt, is dit zeker niet van toepassing bij patinten met kankerpijn. Vroeger werd vaak te lang gewacht met het gebruik van morfine. Morfine kan, zonder gevaar, ook in hoge dosis lang door een patint met pijn gebruikt worden. Mitst verhoging van de dosering in overleg met uw arts plaatsvindt kunt u niet te veel gebruiken. Morfine is op zichzelf een snel en kortwerkend middel. Sinds 10 jaar bestaan er echter middelen met een vertraagde afgifte, zodat de werkingsduur verlengd wordt. Het bekendste van deze middelen is MS Contin. MS Contin bestaat in verschillende doseringen. De effectieve werkingsduur is 8-12 uur en het middel dient men minmaal 2 maal daags in te nemen. De dosering kan zonodig om de paar dagen verhoogd worden. Een maximum dosering bestaat niet. De enige beperkingen zijn eventueel de bijwerkingen die kunnen optreden. De drie belangrijkste bijwerkingen van MS Contin zijn: verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Verstopping treedt bijna altijd op, zeker bij een hoge dosering. Daarom krijgen alle patinten, die MS Contin gebruiken ook een laxeermiddel. Misselijkheid treedt slechts op bij 30-40% van de patinten en wordt alleen zonodig behandeld. Het optreden van sufheid is zeer wisselend, maar ook dit kan eventueel met medicamenten behandeld worden. Onderdrukking van de ademhaling treedt alleen op bij zeer plotselinge verhoging van de dosering, met name bij patinten die dit middel nooit eerder gehad hebben. Bij een te hoge dosering bestaat een anti-gif Narcan (naloxon). Bij plotseling staken van morfine kunnen ontwenningsverschijnselen optreden. Soms kan de behandeling worden gestopt omdat de pijn door de behandeling van de kanker afneemt of door een zenuwblokkade. In dat geval is soms begeleiding nodig om het gebruik van de morfine af te bouwen omdat hierbij ontwenningsverschijnselen kunnen optreden (versnelde hartslag, zweten). Doorgaans lukt dat goed bij patinten die weinig pijn hebben. Sinds kort zijn er drie nieuwe middelen op de markt: * Noceptin (in grote lijnen vergelijkbaar met MS Contin). * Kapanol (dit zijn capsules die morfine bevatten met een beduidend langere werkingsduur zodat ze vaak slechts nmaal daags ingenomen hoeven te worden). * Durogesic pleisters die fentanyl bevatten. Fentanyl is een morfine-achtige stof. Er zijn pleisters in vier sterktes. De werking begint pas 12 uur nadat de pleister is opgeplakt. De werkingsduur van een pleister is drie dagen. Hierna kan men hem vervangen door een nieuwe pleister. De pleisters lijken minder verstopping en misselijkheid te veroorzaken dan de andere genoemde middelen. Veel patinten hebben geen laxeermiddel nodig. Omdat pijn bij kanker niet altijd de hele dag even hevig is, kan het soms moeilijk zijn de pijn met de bovengenoemde langwerkende middelen te onderdrukken. Voor korte hevige pijn is men beter af met een kort werkend middel zoals Sevredol. Dit is morfine dat in tablet vorm dat binnen een half uur begint te werken maar ook weer binnen een paar uur is uitgewerkt. Door de snelle opname in de bloedbaan kunnen de bijwerkingen ook plotseling komen opzetten. Aanvullende middelen Soms zijn er aanvullende middelen nodig bij bijzondere soorten pijn. Bij bijvoorbeeld zenuwpijn blijken normale pijnstillers soms maar matig te werken. Bij dit soort pijnen worden middelen gebruikt, die normaal toegepast worden bij depressiviteit of bij epilepsie. Een voorbeeld hiervan is Tryptizol (amitriptyline) en Tegretol (carbamazepine). Verder worden soms middelen gebruikt, die angstremmend zijn, zoals Seresta (oxazepam). Sommige mensen met kankerpijn hebben behoefte aan slaaptabletten. Verder worden hormoonpreparaten zoals Prednison of Oradexon gebruikt. Deze middelen kunnen zwellingen rondom tumoren doen afnemen. Stap 4: Invasieve pijnbestrijding. Met invasieve pijnbestrijding worden een aantal technieken bedoeld zoals zenuwbehandelingen en katheters waardoor pijnstillers door middel van een pomp worden toegediend voor langdurige pijnstilling. Deze technieken zijn effectiever dan behandeling door middel van medicamenten. Ze worden bewaard voor die gevallen, waar medicamenten tekort schieten; wanneer de pijn onaanvaardbaar is, of wanneer de bijwerkingen van de medicamenten onaanvaardbaar zijn. Voor deze bijzondere technieken zijn aparte folders beschikbaar. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bedoeld voor patinten met pijn bij kanker bij wie behandeling door middel van medicamenten niet geleid heeft tot voldoende vermindering van de pijn, of heeft onaanvaardbare bijwerkingen tot gevolg gehad. Epidurale en Spinale Pijnbestrijding bij Patinten met Kanker Inleiding Een alternatief voor de medicamenteuze behandeling van kankerpijn is dan de zogenaamde epidurale of spinale pijnbestrijding. Bij deze vorm van pijnbestrijding worden patinten behandeld door middel van een dunne katheter (slangetje) dat in de rug wordt ingebracht, ofwel in de epiduraalruimte, ofwel in de spinale ruimte. Via deze katheter kunnen pijnstillers worden toegediend door middel van een pompje. De keuze, welke van deze twee behandeltechnieken zal worden toegepast, hangt af van: * de behandelaar en het ziekenhuis, waar de patint behandeld wordt, * en de aard van de pijn. Toepassing De behandeling is vooral geschikt bij pijn op n niveau. Dit houdt in dat de pijn gelokaliseerd is in of de onderste lichaamshelft of alleen de bovenste lichaamshelft of alleen de romp. De enige beperking is dat op de plaats waar geprikt moet worden, geen uitgebreide rugoperaties hebben plaatsgevonden, dat de huid ter plekke niet ontstoken is en dat eventuele gezwellen of uitzaaiingen zich op enige afstand bevinden. Anatomie In de achterste helft van de wervelkolom bevindt zich het ruggenmerg. Dit loopt slechts door tot de helft van de rug, daaronder zijn alleen nog losse zenuwwortels. Deze maken deel uit van het centrale zenuwstelsel en zijn doordrenkt in hersenvocht (liquor). Dit vocht wordt omgeven door de zogeheten dura. Als de katheter wordt ingebracht door de dura dan spreken we van spinale pijnbestrijding. Als de katheter tot net buiten de dura wordt gebracht dan spreekt men van epidurale of peridurale pijnbestrijding. Pijnstilling wordt toegediend door middel van pompjes. (afbeelding is wenselijk) Toediening medicatie Het is mogelijk dat er als pijnstilling alleen een morfine-achtige stof wordt toegediend (Morfine of Sufentanil). In veel gevallen zal hier een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving aan worden toegevoegd (Marcane). Hoewel vroeger veelvuldig gebruik werd gemaakt van injecties die om de paar uur werden toegediend, worden deze pijnstillers tegenwoordig voornamelijk toegediend door middel van pompjes. In de thuissituatie wordt hier doorgaans een draagbaar pompje voor gebruikt, dat op batterijtjes werkt. Deze pompjes zijn voorzien van een knop om extra pijnstillers toe te voegen op momenten dat de pijn het ergst is. De hoeveelheid en frequente van deze toediening wordt geprogrammeerd, zodat U hier nooit teveel van kan krijgen. De katheter kan op een eenvoudige wijze worden ingebracht via de rug en met plakband over de rug worden vastgeplakt. Tegenwoordig wordt, indien de behandeling langere tijd gaat duren, deze katheter ofwel onderhuids getunneld naar de voorzijde, ofwel er zal een poort worden ingebracht (Port-a-cath, Periplant). Deze poorten worden ingebracht door middel van een klein sneetje. Het inbrengen van de katheter Voor het inbrengen van een katheter moet de patint worden opgenomen. Ook het instellen op de juiste dosering kost vaak enkele dagen. Eenvoudige katheters kunnen onder plaatselijke verdoving worden ingebracht. Poorten worden soms onder narcose ingebracht. Het inbrengen zelf kent weinig complicaties. Een goede positie van de katheter wordt soms getest door middel van inspuiten van plaatselijke verdoving. Hierbij kan soms bloeddrukdaling optreden. Bij deze proef dient de pijn grotendeels te verdwijnen, maar afhankelijk van wat er wordt ingespoten, kan het zijn dat er tijdelijk ook vermindering van spierkracht optreedt en dat er gevoelloosheid ontstaat. Een eventuele vermindering van de bloeddruk zal terstond worden behandeld door middel van toediening van vocht via een infuus ofwel door toediening van een geneesmiddel dat de bloeddruk op peil kan houden. Als de anesthesioloog zeker is van een goede positie van de katheter zal gezocht worden naar een middel of een combinatie van middelen, die de pijn voldoende kan onderdrukken zonder dat daarbij ongewenste bijwerkingen optreden. Deze middelen worden door middel van een pompje toegediend. In de thuissituatie gebeurt dit d.m.v. een draagbare pomp (Pharmacia CADD-PCA pomp, Disetronic multifuse). Bijwerkingen Wat betreft de bijwerkingen van de morfine-achtige stoffen, deze zijn dezelfde als die kunnen optreden na behandeling door morfine tabletten (zoals MS-Contin?) te weten verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Doorgaans zijn deze bijwerkingen minder ernstig dan bij medicamenten die in tabletvorm worden ingenomen. De toevoeging van een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving kan zoals bij een proefblok in hoge dosering leiden tot vermindering van spierkracht en verminderd gevoel. Bij lagere dosering zal U dit meestal niet merken. Complicaties Er zijn enkele technische complicaties mogelijk bij deze behandeling, waaronder het afknikken van de katheter en het verschuiven van de katheter, waarbij deze alsnog verkeerd komt te liggen. Bij de epiduraalkatheter kan verbindweefseling optreden van de epiduraalruimte, die soms pijn en verstopping van de katheter tot gevolg heeft. Bij katheters die spinaal worden ingebracht kan de eerste dagen hoofdpijn voorkomen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is meestal mild en verdwijnt vanzelf in de meeste gevallen en behoeft geen speciale behandeling. Een van de vervelendste complicaties is toch een infectie. In grote lijnen blijkt dat uiteindelijk tussen de 5 en 10% van de katheters eens een keer infecteren. Doorgaans betekent dit dat de katheter verwijderd moet worden. Eventueel kan deze na behandeling d.m.v. antibiotica opnieuw geplaatst worden in een iets andere ligging. In zeldzame gevallen kan de infectie leiden tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. Behandeling thuis Om d.m.v. deze vorm van pijnstilling thuis verder behandeld te worden, is vanuit het ziekenhuis goede samenwerking noodzakelijk met de huisarts, wijkverpleegkundige en apotheek. Hier zijn uitgebreide instructies voor nodig. Ondersteuning door familieleden is wenselijk. De technische ondersteuning van de pomp wordt in iedere regio in Nederland anders geregeld. Veelal komt deze ondersteuning vanuit particuliere bedrijven. Zij verhuren die pompen aan ziektekostenverzekeraars of beheren de pompen, die eigendom van de ziektekostenverzekeraars zijn. Deze firma's zorgen alleen voor technische ondersteuning. De eindverantwoordelijkheid voor de medische aspecten ligt bij de huisarts en de anesthesioloog in samenspraak met elkaar. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Na het succesvol plaatsen van de katheter kan de anti-stolling worden hervat. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt of de insteekopening van de katheter tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een intrathecaal neurolyse Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er te veel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn gelokaliseerd is rondom de anus of de uitwendige geslachtsdelen, bestaat de mogelijkheid om de pijn te bestrijden door middel van intrathecaal neurolyse. Intrathecaal neurolyse De naam neurolyse duidt op een zenuwbehandeling, waarbij een sterk etsende stof (fenol) bewust wordt ingespoten om een zenuw te beschadigen. Hierdoor wordt in veel gevallen de pijngeleiding onderbroken. De behandeling kan alleen onder bepaalde omstandigheden plaatsvinden. De betreffende zenuwen zijn namelijk betrokken bij de functie van de blaas en de anus. De behandeling kan hierdoor leiden tot functiestoornissen van deze twee organen. Daarom wordt de behandeling alleen toegepast bij patinten, die al een stoma (kunstmatige uitgang van de darm) hebben, en bij patinten die al een blaasstoornis hebben, waarvoor het noodzakelijk is dat ze een permanente blaaskatheter of een urinestoma (kunstmatige uitgang voor de afvoer van urine) hebben. De behandeling wordt alleen toegepast bij patinten met kanker die een beperkte levensverwachting hebben. Hoewel exacte levensverwachtingen niet precies te voorspellen zijn, wordt als algemene richtlijn 6 maanden aangehouden. De behandeling vindt plaats d.m.v. een prik laag in de rug tussen de onderste lendenwervels en duurt slechts enkele minuten. De behandeling moet in zittende houding worden uitgevoerd. Dit kan bij patinten met pijn in dit gebied nogal eens moeilijkheden opleveren. Bij de behandeling wordt een zeer kleine hoeveelheid vloeistof ingespoten, welke afzakt naar de onderste zenuwen. Daarom is het van belang dat de patint na de behandeling nog 2 uur rechtop of half zittend blijft. Dit is meestal geen probleem omdat de pijn meestal onmiddellijk minder wordt. Complicaties Het kan wel eens voorkomen dat er een lichte verzwakking van de spierkracht van de benen optreedt. Dit leidt doorgaans niet tot loopstoornissen. Over het algemeen herstelt de spierkracht zich grotendeels in de eerste weken na de behandeling. In zeldzame gevallen kan een hersenvlies ontsteking optreden. Deze gaat gepaard met hoofdpijn en koorts. Verder kunt U de eerste dagen hoofdpijn krijgen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is vaak mild en verdwijnt vanzelf behoeft daarom meestal geen speciale behandeling. Resultaat Het effect van de behandeling houdt doorgaans enkele maanden aan. De behandeling kan zonodig herhaald worden. Ook hier geldt dat weer dezelfde voorzorgsmaatregelen moeten worden genomen. In veel gevallen zal het mogelijk zijn om pijnmedicatie, die tevoren werd gebruikt, te verminderen of te staken. In geval van gebruik van morfine-achtige stoffen moet men bedacht zijn op de mogelijkheid van ontwenningsverschijnselen. Hiervoor is soms begeleiding nodig. Bij patinten met zenuwpijn moet worden opgemerkt dat de behandeling soms beduidend minder effectief is, zodat, ondanks een volledig gevoelloos gebied rondom de anus, de pijn toch blijft bestaan. Hiervoor zijn andere behandelingen noodzakelijk. Let op! Indien U antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient U hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een plexus coeliacus blokkade. Inleiding Deze behandeling kan worden toegepast bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker van de bovenbuikorganen, zoals de alvleesklier, de maag en de lever. Het betreft een blokkade van een zenuwnetwerk in de bovenbuik. Dit zenuwnetwerk wordt in medische termen ?plexus coeliacus? genoemd. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. U moet rekenen op een opname van 1 tot 3 dagen. Plexus coeliacus blokkade De behandeling kan in principe onder plaatselijke verdoving, onder een epidurale verdoving ("ruggenprik") of onder een lichte algehele narcose plaatsvinden De keuze kan in overleg met de anesthesioloogesist gemaakt worden. De behandeling duurt ongeveer een halfuur. Tijdens de behandeling ligt u op uw buik. Onder rntgendoorlichting worden 2 naalden via de rug ingebracht. Er wordt een contrastvloeistof ingespoten om de positie van de 2 naalden te controleren. Vervolgens wordt de behandelvloeistof rondom het zenuwnetwerk gespoten. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd, toch bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een complicatie die zeer zelden voorkomt is een dwarslaesie (gedeeltelijke verlamming van beide benen). De kans daarop is uitermate gering. Het tijdelijk optreden van diarree is een vaak voorkomende bijwerking van deze behandeling. U kunt de eerste weken na de behandeling bij plotseling rechtop komen, even duizelig zijn. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Het resultaat van de blokkade is pas 1 of 2 dagen na de behandeling duidelijk. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. Het effect van de behandeling houdt gemiddeld enkele maanden aan en kan zonodig herhaald worden. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een chordotomie Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er teveel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn zich met name in n lichaamshelft bevindt, bestaat de mogelijkheid om deze pijn te bestrijden door middel van een blokkade in het ruggenmerg. Dit noemt men in medische termen een "chordotomie". De opname duurt enkele dagen. Chordotomie Bij deze behandeling wordt de pijnbaan in het ruggenmerg opgezocht met een speciale naald. De baan wordt vervolgens onderbroken door middel van warmte (door radiofrequente stroom). De behandeling vindt in de nek plaats vlak onder het oor. Hier wordt de huid plaatselijk verdoofd. De behandeling vindt plaats aan de tegenover liggende lichaamshelft dan waar de pijn zich bevindt. De reden hiervoor is dat de pijnbaan gekruist verloopt. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude verloopt via dezelfde baan. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude zal dan ook na de behandeling aan de betreffende lichaamshelft (waar oorspronkelijk de pijn zat) zijn verdwenen. Complicaties Hoewel de behandeling zorgvuldig wordt uitgevoerd; is er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een stoornis in de blaasfunctie kan in sommige gevallen optreden, zodat een blaaskatheter noodzakelijk wordt. In zeldzame gevallen kan een krachtverlies optreden aan de kant van de blokkade. In de meeste gevallen herstelt zich dit weer. Deze stoornissen treden op door een tijdelijke vochtophoping rond de behandelde plaats in het ruggenmerg, u krijgt enkele dagen een tablet (oradexon) voorgeschreven, om genezing daarvan te bespoedigen. Na ongeveer 6 maanden is er een geringe kans op het optreden van een branderige pijn of onaangenaam gevoel in het oorspronkelijke pijngebied. Verder kunt U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot jeuk, huiduitslag of kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat De kans op succes van deze behandeling is vrij groot. Enkele uren na de behandeling is het effect van de behandeling merkbaar. Let op! 1.Na de behandeling is ook het warmte/koude gevoel aan de kant van de oorspronkelijke pijn verdwenen. U dient na de behandeling dus voorzichtig te zijn met het hanteren van hete of koude voorwerpen. 2. Loop, zowel binnen- als buitenshuis, op deugdelijk schoeisel. U kunt namelijk met uw voet ergens intrappen zonder dat u pijn gewaar wordt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Als u na het lezen van deze folder nog vragen heeft, kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten en familieleden van patinten met een Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS, Sympathische Reflex Dystrofie, Post-traumatische Dystrofie) en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en het behandelprogramma. Inleiding Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS) is een ernstig en slecht begrepen ziektebeeld; het treedt meestal op in een arm of been na een verwonding of een operatie. Waardoor dit ziektebeeld ontstaat is (nog) niet geheel duidelijk. Mede hierdoor is dit pijnsyndroom bekend onder vele namen. Vroege herkenning ervan is erg belangrijk, omdat men door snel met de behandeling te beginnen in veel gevallen kan voorkomen dat het ziektebeeld ernstiger wordt. Symptomen van CRPS Men kan de diagnose CRPS stellen indien vier van de volgende symptomen aanwezig zijn: 1.De ernst of het karakter van de pijn past niet in het patroon van het letsel of de operatie. 2.Abnormale pijn bij aanraken. 3.Abnormale kleur, meestal een roodblauwe verkleuring. 4.Abnormale temperatuur, meestal een warmere, soms een koudere aangedane extremiteit. 5.Zwelling (oedeem). 6.Toename van pijn tijdens of na beweging. Oorzaken van CRPS In talrijke internationale publicaties over CRPS wordt melding gemaakt van een relatie met het sympathische (onwillekeurige of vegetatieve) zenuwstelsel, hoewel de aard van deze relatie nog niet geheel duidelijk is. In feite ontstaat er bij een CRPS een stoornis in het regelmechanisme, dat zorgt voor het op gang komen van het genezingsproces na een verwonding, hetgeen leidt tot een dystrofie van de aangedane weefsels. "Dys" betekent "slecht" en "trofie" betekent "voedingstoestand". In diverse wetenschappelijke studies met proefdiermodellen, waarbij een CRPS kan worden nagebootst, is aangetoond dat er abnormale verbindingen ontstaan tussen verschillende soorten zenuwen. Deze hebben normaal geen of nauwelijks verbindingen met elkaar. Het betreft verbindingen tussen gevoelszenuwen, pijnzenuwvezels, spieraansturende vezels en zenuwvezels behorend tot het sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwstelsel. Dit kan grotendeels verklaren waarom bij CRPS stoornissen optreden in het gevoel en de spierkracht. Er kan soms abnormale pijn ontstaan al bij de geringste aanraking. Er kunnen ook regelstoornissen ontstaan in het sympathische zenuwstelsel. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot een stoornis in het regeling van de kleine bloedvaten van alle weefsels,(dus van de huid, spieren, botten, gewrichten, zenuwen en bloedvaten). Dit verklaart de kleurverandering, de abnormale temperatuur, het abnormaal zweten en de abnormale haar- en nagelgroei, de zwelling en pijn; en uiteindelijk in de dystrofie (gestoorde voedingstoestand van de weefsels). Een andere theorie (Sudeck 1900) geeft aan, dat er bij CRPS sprake zou zijn van een abnormale (steriele) ontstekingsreactie, omdat de optredende symptomen bij een ontsteking (zwelling, roodheid, warmte, pijn) meestal ook bij een CRPS voorkomen. Bij deze ontstekingsreactie treden stoornissen op in de zuurstofvoorziening aan de weefsels en komen schadelijke stoffen (vrije zuurstofradicalen) vrij, die de genezing tegenwerken en ervoor verantwoordelijk zijn, dat de zieke arm of het zieke been niet normaal belast kan worden. Als men de zieke ledemaat, ondanks de toenemende pijn toch normaal belast, ontstaat er een zuurstofschuld in de weefsels, die de regelmechanisme van de genezing verder tegenwerkt. In de literatuur worden een aantal factoren genoemd, die de kans op het krijgen van een CRPS verhogen. Allereerst dient genoemd te worden, dat een nog aanwezige "irritatie" in de weefsels van de aangedane extremiteit, zoals bijvoorbeeld een niet genezende fractuur, een botsplinter, een infectie, een zenuwknobbeltje, ingebrachte lichaamsvreemde materialen, uitgebreide weke delen letsels of een beschadigde zenuw, dusdanige schadelijke prikkels naar het zenuwstelsel stuurt, dat het regelmechanisme voor de genezing wordt verstoord en een CRPS kan ontstaan. Ook kan het tevoren al bestaan van pijn in de wervelkolom van de nek of de lage rug (bijvoorbeeld door slijtage), interne ziekten , met name waarbij sprake is van een abnormale regulatie van de bloeddoorstroming zoals suikerziekte, ziekte van Raynaud, maar ook bepaalde vormen van kanker en roken mogelijk het ontstaan van een CRPS uitlokken. CRPS komt bij vrouwen drie keer zo vaak voor als bij mannen. Het stellen van de diagnose De diagnose CRPS kan in de eerste plaats gesteld worden op grond van de klachten en het lichamelijk onderzoek; aanvullend onderzoek dient verricht te worden bij verdenking op het bestaan van onderliggende "irritaties" in de aangedane weefsels of onderliggende ziekten. Dit onderzoek naar een onderliggende oorzaak voor een CRPS dient uitputtend en zonodig bij herhaling te geschieden. Aanvullende diagnostiek met negatief resultaat doet niets af aan de gestelde diagnose, en betekent dus niet dat men geen dystrofie zou hebben. Verder kan aanvullend onderzoek zoals rntgenonderzoek of een botscan de diagnose bevestigen en kan het beloop van een CRPS daaruit mede beoordeeld worden.] De behandeling Helaas is het nog onduidelijk welke van de mogelijke behandelingen de voorkeur geniet. In het algemeen dient bij het vermoeden op een CRPS de patint zo snel mogelijk behandeld te worden, omdat dan meestal voorkomen kan worden, dat de CRPS zich volledig ontwikkelt en ernstige complicaties optreden. Tevens dient het aantonen of uitsluiten van een onderliggende ziekte of "irritatie" zo snel en zorgvuldig mogelijk plaats te vinden. De behandeling is erop gericht de vicieuze pijncirkel te onderbreken en de functie van de extremiteit te behouden, en zo mogelijk de onderliggende ziekte of "irritaties" te behandelen. Veelal zal het nodig blijken, dat meerdere samenwerkende specialisten bij de behandeling worden betrokken; tevens speelt de paramedische afdeling (fysio- en ergotherapie) een belangrijke rol. In principe berust de behandeling op drie hoofdlijnen: 1.Sympathicus blokkades 2.Geneesmiddelen 3.Fysio- en ergotherapie 1. Sympathicus blokkades Tijdelijke of een meer blijvende blokkade van de sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwen, die horen bij de aangedane extremiteit door middel van inspuiten van lokale verdoving of behandeling van deze zenuwen met warmte. In de regel wordt met behulp van het rntgentoestel een dun naaldje of elektrode bij de betreffende zenuw gebracht en vindt met behulp van het toedienen van kleine stroompjes door het puntje van de naald een nog nauwkeuriger positionering plaats. Vervolgens wordt een kleine hoeveelheid lokale verdovingsvloeistof door het naaldje gespoten en kan binnen een halve minuut duidelijk worden of de (gedeeltelijke) blokkade van sympathische zenuwvezels tot een klachtenvermindering leidt. Men kan deze behandeling meerdere malen herhalen, of kiezen voor een langduriger effect van deze blokkade door de punt van de naald van enkele millimeters te verwarmen door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, zodat er een tijdelijke gedeeltelijke onderbreking van deze zenuw optreedt, die zich binnen enkele weken tot maanden weer kan herstellen. Bij een CRPS van de arm bevindt de belangrijkste zenuwknoop van de sympathicus zich in de nek, net voor de zevende nekwervel. Voor een CRPS van het been bevindt de te behandelen sympathische zenuwknoop zich aan de voorkant van de onderste lendenwervels. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folders (RF ganglion stellatum blok en RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade). Een andere methode om de sympathische zenuwen van een arm of been te behandelen is het zogenaamde RIS (regionaal intraveneus sympathicus) blok. Nadat met een bloeddrukmanchet de bloedtoevoer naar arm of been tijdelijk (15 20 minuten) wordt afgesloten, spuit men door een ingebracht infuusnaaldje een verdovingsvloeistof samen met Ismeline, een ganglionblokkerende stof (een stof die de overdrachtstof in de zenuw blokkeert). Door de verdoving doet deze behandeling nauwelijks pijn, hoewel de bloeddrukmanchet wel even strak aan kan voelen; het geneesmiddel zorgt voor een farmacologische (medicamenteuze) sympathicus blokkade van enkele dagen. In het algemeen moet deze procedure minstens vier maal herhaald worden en kan het gunstige effect van de blokkade steeds langer worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. 2. Geneesmiddelen Volgens de theorie van de steriele ontsteking komen bij een CRPS een overmaat aan afvalproducten van het zuurstofmetabolisme, zogenaamde vrije radicalen in de weefsels vrij; deze vrije radicalen kunnen worden tegengewerkt door het aanbrengen van dimethylsulfoxide (DMSO) crme op de huid, en acetylcysteine (Fluimucil) en het toedienen van mannitol infusen. De eerst genoemde middelen kunnen meteen na het stellen van de diagnose worden voorgeschreven. Mannitol wordt toegediend als infuus gedurende 7 tot 14 dagen. Dit kan zowel tijdens een ziekenhuisopname als in de thuissituatie. Hierbij wordt de mannitol toegediend door middel van een draagbare pomp. Ook kan met geneesmiddelen, die op de regeling van de bloedvaten inwerken zoals ketanserine, calciumantagonisten (Isoptin, Adalat) en alfa- blokkers soms een gunstig effect bereikt worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de bijsluiters. 3. Fysio- en ergotherapie. U kunt door de pijnspecialist naar de afdeling fysiotherapie worden verwezen. Uw eerste behandeling zal bestaan uit een kennismakingsgesprek met de fysiotherapeut waarbij u uw problemen kenbaar maakt. De fysiotherapeut zal vooral kijken naar de pijn en de bewegingsproblemen in de verschillende gewrichten. Eventueel kan een ergotherapeut worden ingeschakeld die vooral kijkt hoe u met uw problemen omgaat bij dagelijkse activiteiten. De eerste behandelingen zullen vooral bestaan uit observaties en vastleggen van uw mogelijkheden en beperkingen. Ook zal er gesproken worden over uw verwachtingen ten aanzien van herstel en hersteltijd. Uit deze informatie zal in overleg met u een behandelplan worden opgesteld. Afhankelijk van de ernst van uw klachten zal er (zeker in de beginfase) vaak noodzaak bestaan voor belastingbeperkende maatregelen. Dit kan inhouden het dragen van een rustspalk bij dystrofie van de hand, of het gebruik van loopkrukken bij dystrofie van de onderste extremiteit. Het nemen van voldoende rust en het verdelen van activiteiten en oefeningen over de gehele dag blijft een punt, dat de hele revalidatie terugkomt. Wanneer de dystrofie rustiger wordt en de pijnklachten afnemen, kan de belasting geleidelijk worden opgevoerd. Bij de fysiotherapie verschuift het accent naar oefeningen gericht op verbetering van beweeglijkheid en spierkracht. Bij de ergotherapie zal u begeleid worden wat betreft het steeds meer gaan gebruiken van de aangedane extremiteit (b.v. met betrekking tot algemene activiteiten, huishoudelijke activiteiten, hobby’s, vervoer, eventuele werkhervatting etc.). Er wordt gestreefd naar een zo goed mogelijk herstel. 100% herstel is hierbij niet altijd realiseerbaar. In ieder geval zal de behandeling erop gericht worden dat u met de eventuele restklachten zo goed mogelijk zult kunnen blijven functioneren. Om dit laatste te kunnen bereiken zal in voorkomende gevallen de hulp van de revalidatiearts en andere revalidatie ondersteunende disciplines worden ingeroepen. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Ganglion Stellatum blokkade Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een proefblok van het ganglion stellatum Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast bij zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling soms toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. Stellatum blokkade De proefblok van het ganglion stellatum (= stervormig zenuwknoopje) is een behandeling waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel voor de zevende nekwervel in de hals wordt verdoofd. Bij de behandeling wordt een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. De positie van de naald wordt met rntgencontrast bevestigd. Vervolgens wordt de verdoving ingespoten. De hele behandeling duurt slechts tien minuten. Bij een proefblok is het gebruikelijk dat het effect van de behandeling na enkele uren is uitgewerkt. Hiermee kan men nagaan of het zin heeft om deze zenuwknooppunt langdurig uit te schakelen. Complicaties Als zeer zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies worden geraakt, waardoor een klaplong (pneumothorax) kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk, huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog wat wazig zien of kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u even een hese stem hebben. Dit is van tijdelijke aard. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan duren. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het effect kan meestal meteen beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat het effect pas na enkele dagen bemerkt wordt. In de meeste gevallen is dan een RF behandeling noodzakelijk van het ganglion stellatum. Hierbij wordt door middel van warmte (opgewekt door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) deze zenuwknoop langdurig uitgeschakeld. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus blok Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus (RIS) blok. Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatie stoornissen van arm of been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als sympathische reflexdystrofie of posttraumatische dystrofie) en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. Meestal moet deze behandeling enkele keren worden herhaald. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus(RIS) blok Een regionale intraveneuze sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling van een arm of been, waarbij met behulp van een vaatverwijdend medicijn (Ismeline), dat in de bloedbaan wordt gespoten, een gedeeltelijke blokkade van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt verkregen. Bij de RIS blokkade wordt eerst een infuusnaald ingebracht in de arm of het been, dat behandeld gaat worden. De arm of het been wordt "bloedleeg" gemaakt door leegstrijken met een strakke band waarna een manchet om de arm of het been wordt opgepompt. Vervolgens wordt het medicijn via de infuusnaald ingespoten. Omdat de werking van het medicijn pijnlijk kan zijn wordt het gemengd met een verdovingsvloeistof. Na 15 tot 20 minuten wordt de bloedleegte band weer losgelaten Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm of been. In veel gevallen treedt hierbij pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicaties van deze behandeling kunnen na losmaken van de band tijdelijk bloeddruk schommelingen optreden. Deze zijn meestal van korte duur maar kunnen soms enkele uren aanwezig zijn. De tekenen hiervan zijn duizeligheid en misselijkheid. Ook kan men wat gezwollen slijmvliezen hebben gedurende enkele uren, met als gevolg verstopte neus en rode ogen. Deze klachten gaan vanzelf over. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na herhaalde behandelingen kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal herhaling of een aanvullende therapie nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over alle medicijnen die u gebruikt. 3.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u met uw behandelend arts bespreken. RF blokkades Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion stellatum blok Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast wanneer er sprake is van zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als posttraumatische dystrofie of sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. RF ganglion stellatum blok RF stellatum is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje in de hals wordt behandeld met warmte. Deze warmte wordt opgewekt door zogenaamde radiofrequente (RF) stroom. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. De positie van de naald wordt bevestigd met rntgencontrastmiddel. Vervolgens wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met een stroompje en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt tot een bepaalde temperatuur verwarmd. Complicatie Als zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies geraakt worden, waardoor een klaplong kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog (aan de kant van de behandelde lichaamszijde) wat wazig zien en kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u tijdelijk een hese stem hebben. Deze verschijnselen worden veroorzaakt door de plaatselijke verdoving en verdwijnen binnen enkele uren. In zeldzame gevallen treedt er een langdurige verlamming van een stemband op; vaak herstelt dit zich na enige tijd. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. Soms wordt dit ervaren als een brok in de keel. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Behalve een vermindering van de pijn treedt vaak een betere doorbloeding op waardoor de arm aangenaam warm wordt. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet zelfstandig aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatiestoornissen in armen, handen en vingers, bij complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) en bij bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Thoracale sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom. Bij de thoracale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naald(en) is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte, dat door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom wordt opgewekt en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm hand en vingers. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel ontstaan in het huidgebied, dat verzorgd wordt door een zenuwtak, die verloopt onder een rib. Ook is er een kleine kans dat de long wordt aangeprikt waardoor en zogenaamde klaplong (pneumothorax) kan ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicaties. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk en huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking Na deze behandeling kan napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. Dit is echter altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij pijn van de wervelkolom en/of het been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van een been, circulatiestoornissen van het been en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Lumbale sympathicus blokkade is een vorm van behandeling, waarbij met behulp van n of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige (sympathische) zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom ter hoogte van de lendenwervels. Bij de lumbale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naalden is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in been en voet. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Sommige patinten zijn allergische voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zwelling optreden van het been en/of de voet, omdat er meer bloed naar het been gaat dan voor de behandeling. Tevens bestaat er een kans op het optreden van zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel in de lies en het bovenbeen. Deze onaangenaamheden zullen in de loop van enkele weken meestal vanzelf verdwijnen. Daarnaast kan na deze behandeling napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. In zeldzame gevallen ontstaat enkele weken een warm pijnlijk gezwollen been; binnen enkele weken verdwijnen deze verschijnselen vanzelf. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze bijwerkingen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen van deze folder vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Racz-procedure Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Racz-procedure (epiduraal adhesiolysis) Inleiding Epidurale adhesiolysis betekent het losmaken van inwendige littekens in de buurt van de vliezen rond het ruggenmerg. Als uit uw klachtenpatroon en uit aanvullend onderzoek als CT- of MRI-scan of een epidurogram gebleken is, dat een belangrijk deel van uw pijnklachten berust op inwendige littekenvorming rond de ruggenmergvliezen, kan geprobeerd worden deze littekens met medicijnen losser te maken. De behandeling is genoemd naar G.B. Racz die de techniek voor het eerst beschreef. Epidurale Adhesiolysis Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting meestal via het staartbeentje een plastic slangetje ingebracht tot bij het inwendige litteken. Als het litteken met rntgencontrast zichtbaar is gemaakt, wordt door het inspuiten van het enzym hyaluronidase, verdovingsvloeistof en bijnierschorshormoon (langwerkend prednison) geprobeerd het litteken losser te maken. In het algemeen wordt deze behandeling enkele keren herhaald. Deze behandeling duurt ongeveer 20 minuten en vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties Als zeldzame complicatie kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn, die meestal vanzelf verdwijnt. Uiterst zelden kan er een tijdelijk kracht- en/of gevoelsverlies van de benen optreden. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Bijwerkingen In een aantal gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd weer. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of in overleg met uw huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Als bijwerkingen van de gebruikte medicijnen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden, en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Mensen met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers een aantal dagen hoger zijn dan anders. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is het nodig de behandeling te herhalen. Soms is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend specialist. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Dit is een behandeling waarbij de pijngeleiding vanuit de steungewrichtjes, die gelegen zijn aan de achterkant van de wervelkolom, benvloed wordt. In veel gevallen treedt hierdoor een pijnvermindering op. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas of lage rug. RF facetdenervatie Bij de RF facetdenervatie wordt de huid verdoofd. Onder rntgendoorlichting, worden naalden geplaatst bij de zenuwtakjes van de betreffende steungewrichten. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje de positie van het naaldpuntje gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt het betreffende zenuwtje voor langere tijd uitgeschakeld. Complicatie Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt(zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF discus behandeling. Inleiding Uit uw klachtenpatroon en aanvullend onderzoek is gebleken, dat n of meerdere tussenwervelschijven (discus) een deel van uw pijn veroorzaken. Daarom komt U in aanmerking voor een RF-discus behandeling. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek of lage rug. RF discusbehandeling Een RF discusbehandeling is een warmtebehandeling van de tussenwervelschijf. Bij deze behandeling wordt de huid verdoofd en wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst in de tussenwervelschijf. Vervolgens wordt de tussenwervelschijf met warmte behandeld (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een zeer geringe kans op complicaties. Er kan een krachtsvermindering of een gevoelsvermindering in het huidgebied van de in de buurt lopende zenuwwortel optreden. Tevens kan er een infectie van de tussenwervelschijf ontstaan. Om dit te voorkomen wordt aan het einde van de behandeling een antibioticum in de tussenwervelschijf gespoten. Bij een eventuele ontsteking van de tussenwervelschijf krijgt u koorts en pijn. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. De napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Eventueel kunt u aan uw huisarts of behandelend pijnarts een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u vier dagen voor de behandeling hiermee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij koorts en pijn dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ramus communicans denervatie Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF ramus communicans denervatie RF ramus communicans denervatie is een behandeling waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwtakje wordt behandeld. De ramus communicans is een verbindingstak dat verloopt aan de zijkant van een wervellichaam, dat een deel van de pijn afkomstig van de tussenwervelschijf doorgeeft naar het ruggenmerg. Bij de RF ramus communicans denervatie wordt onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, een speciale naald geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwtakje met behulp van rntgencontrast. Vervolgens wordt door een klein teststroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd. Na verdere verdoving wordt de naaldpunt verwarmd door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, waardoor het zenuwtje voor langere tijd wordt uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Soms is het nodig dit zenuwtakje op meerdere wervelniveaus te behandelen. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een warmer been ontstaan aan de behandelde zijde. Ook kan er, veelal tijdelijk, een lichte kracht- en/of gevoelsvermindering van het been ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion dorsale of rhizotomie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft, die te maken hebben met de wervelkolom en een uitstraling bestaat naar hoofd, arm, romp of been, dan kunt u in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. Dit is vast te stellen door middel van het lichamelijk onderzoek en/of proefblokkades. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie Rhizotomie is afgeleid van het Griekse ?rhizos? dat wortel betekent, terwijl ?ganglion dorsale?, achterste zenuwknoop betekent. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie is een behandeling, waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwwortel wordt behandeld. Na locale verdoving van de huid wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwwortel. De naaldpositie wordt gecontroleerd met kleine teststroompjes, vervolgens wordt verder verdoofd en wordt de zenuwwortel verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom) tot een vooraf bepaalde temperatuur. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding in de zenuwwortel benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een gevoelsvermindering optreden in het huidgebied van de behandelde zenuwwortel, en uiterst zelden een krachtsvermindering. In het algemeen herstellen deze stoornissen zich binnen enkele maanden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele (6 tot 8)weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter) of via huisarts of behandelend specialist vragen om een andere pijnstiller. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een verdere behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of aceocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft kunt u die altijd met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF denervatie SI-gewricht. Inleiding Deze behandeling vindt plaats ter hoogte van de bil/ het heiligbeen. Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF denervatie SI-gewricht RF denervatie SI-gewricht (het sacroiliacaal gewricht is het gewricht tussen heiligbeen en bekken) is een behandeling waarbij met naalden de zenuwtakjes naar dit gewricht worden behandeld. De naam denervatie betekent letterlijk ?ontzenuwen? hoewel in werkelijkheid de zenuwen alleen beschadigd worden. Bij de RF denervatie SI-gewricht worden onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, naalden geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwtjes. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom), waardoor de zenuw voor langere tijd worden uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit het SI-gewricht benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. Dit komt omdat er een vanuit de behandelde zenuw een takje naar de huid loopt. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Gordelroos Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die behandeld worden voor gordelroos door middel van een epidurale corticosteroid injectie Inleiding Gordelroos of herpes zoster is een virusinfectie en wordt veroorzaakt door het waterpokkenvirus. De meeste mensen hebben het virus sinds hun jeugd bij de waterpokken opgelopen; het blijft inactief totdat de weerstand van het lichaam om een of andere reden afneemt en het virus opnieuw actief wordt. Het virus heeft dan de vervelende eigenschap zich in een zenuw te nestelen, waardoor een zenuwontsteking optreedt; in het huidgebied waar de zenuw bij hoort ontstaat een uitslag met roodheid, vaak hevige pijn, blaasjes en jeuk. De behandeling is erop gericht de bij de ontsteking optredende zwelling in de zenuw te verminderen, om de acute pijn te bestrijden, maar vooral ook om te voorkomen dat er een blijvende zenuwbeschadiging ontstaat, die anders jarenlang klachten kan blijven veroorzaken. Doorgaans krijgt slechts 5% van de gordelroos deze napijn. Vooral ouderen ( 60 jaar) en mensen met kanker hebben een verhoogde kans op napijn. In de praktijk worden naast deze risicogroepen ook gordelroos patinten met hevige pijn behandeld door middel van een epidurale corticosterod injectie. De behandeling De behandeling heeft alleen zin als het kan plaatsvinden binnen vijf weken vanaf het begin van de klachten. Het is noodzakelijk dat de behandeling plaatsvindt vlakbij de pijnlijke zenuw in de buurt van het ruggenmerg door middel van een epidurale injectie. Na plaatselijke verdoving van de huid wordt een naaldje via de rug ingebracht tot in de ruimte rondom het ruggenmerg en vindt injectie plaats van een locale verdoving en een ontstekingsremmend middel (corticosteroden: Depomedrol of Kenakort). Deze behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas, lage rug of het stuitje. De behandeling duurt doorgaans slechts tien minuten. Complicaties Bij de behandeling kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn klachten, die meestal vanzelf over gaan. In zeldzame gevallen kan een infectie optreden dat aanleiding kan geven tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerkingen Als bijwerkingen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Patinten met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers gedurende enkele dagen verhoogd zijn. Er kan enige napijn optreden ten gevolge van deze injectie, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het resultaat is na enkele dagen te beoordelen; in een aantal gevallen zal een herhaling of een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet meer actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt al of niet met hoofdpijn of de insteekplaats tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Trigeminus Neuralgie Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten met een trigeminus neuralgie (TN), en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en de behandeling, met name over de RF behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens Sweet. Wat is een Trigeminus Neuralgie? Trigeminus Neuralgie is een bepaalde vorm van aangezichtspijn, waarbij de patint heftig pijnlijke schietende elektrische sensaties ervaart in het verzorgingsgebied van de aangezichtszenuw (= nervus trigeminus). De pijn kan optreden in de eerste tak (voorhoofd en oog), maar meestal in de tweede (bovenkaak en neus) en in de derde tak (onderkaak). Typisch voor een TN is, dat de pijn optreedt na een prikkel, die normaal niet pijnlijk is, zoals aanraken van de huid, eten, praten, tanden poetsen of een koude wind; de pijn is dus op te wekken. Het is mogelijk, dat de pijn maanden of zelfs jaren spontaan verdwijnt, en dan plotseling weer terugkomt. Doorgaans wordt er geen oorzaak gevonden voor TN. Slechts in zeldzame gevallen vindt de neuroloog bij nader onderzoek een oorzaak voor de TN. Er kan dan sprake zijn van een hersentumor of van een abnormaal verlopend bloedvat of een streng, die tegen de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ook wel bekend als het ganglion Gasseri) in de hersenen drukt. Behandelingsmogelijkheden Als de diagnose Trigeminus Neuralgie is gesteld, dan worden meestal eerst medicijnen voorgeschreven. Het bekendste daarvan is carbamazepine (Tegretol), dat ook bij epilepsie wordt gegeven, en de eigenschap heeft dempend te werken op de activiteit van zenuwcellen. Het dempt echter niet alleen de te grote prikkelbaarheid van de zenuwcellen in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw, maar werkt op alle zenuwen, zodat het vaak bijwerkingen geeft als sufheid, duizeligheid of futloosheid, terwijl er soms leverfunctiestoornissen kunnen optreden. Vroeger werd dan de aangezichtszenuw operatief (gedeeltelijk) doorgesneden. Het grote nadeel van deze methode is, dat het gezicht dan doof (vergelijkbaar met de verdoving bij de tandarts) aanvoelt, maar vooral dat na enige tijd een nieuwe onbehandelbare pijn kan ontstaan, die vaak nog erger is dan de oorspronkelijke pijn. Sinds enige tijd is een neurochirurgische operatie volgens Janetta mogelijk, waarbij de aangezichtszenuw in de hersenen wordt vrijgelegd. Bij deze operatie is het functieverlies van de zenuw geringer, het betreft echter een hersenoperatie, die een langdurige ziekenhuisopname vereist. De radiofrequente (RF) stroom behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens de methode van Sweet. In 1965 beschreef Sweet een relatief simpele behandelingsmethode, waarbij met behulp van rntgendoorlichting een speciale elektrode via de wang naar de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ganglion Gasseri) ingebracht wordt, om aansluitend de zenuw met warmte te behandelen. Omdat het inbrengen van de elektrode pijnlijk kan zijn, vindt deze behandeling onder lichte algehele narcose plaats. U zult tijdens de behandeling aangesloten worden aan apparatuur om hart en bloedsomloop te controleren zoals gebruikelijk bij iedere narcose. Begin van de behandeling Als de elektrode op de juiste plaats ingebracht lijkt, laten we u even wakker worden om de controleren of de punt van de elektrode goed ligt. U kunt dan aangeven of het stroompje dat we even door de elektrodepunt laten lopen, te voelen is in het gebied waar de pijn altijd zit. Als u dat heeft aangegeven laten we u weer een minuut slapen en wordt de elektrodepunt een minuut verwarmd, zodat er een wondje ontstaat in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw waar de kortsluiting zit, die de pijn veroorzaakt. Daarna wordt met een scherp naaldje getest, of het gevoel in het gebied van de aangezichtszenuw, waar de pijn zit, iets minder scherp aanvoelt, en is de behandeling beindigd. Na de behandeling moet u nog ongeveer een uur bewaakt worden en mag u daarna naar huis, u mag echter niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. Na de behandeling U kunt na de behandeling een doof gevoel in het deel van het gezicht hebben, waar voordien de pijn gelokaliseerd was. Het is namelijk niet altijd mogelijk het gevoel volledig intact te laten, omdat er een geringe beschadiging in het ganglion Gasseri moet worden aangebracht, om de pijn weg te krijgen. Het gaat echter niet om een volledig doof gevoel. In de meeste gevallen verdwijnt dit doof gevoel in de daaropvolgende maanden deels of helemaal. Dat betekent niet dat de pijn dan ook weer optreedt; verlammingen of een scheve mond zullen bij deze behandeling niet optreden. Complicaties Het is belangrijk te weten, dat er na de behandeling napijn kan voorkomen, die soms brandend is, terwijl soms de oorspronkelijke trigeminus neuralgie pijnen nog een of twee weken blijven bestaan; als u nog medicijnen gebruikt kunt u die in overleg met uw arts langzaam afbouwen als de napijn verdwenen is. Uiterst zelden worden bij inbrengen van de elektrode via het wangslijmvlies mondbacterin in het hersenvocht gebracht, waardoor er een hersenvliesontsteking kan optreden. Dan krijgt de patint binnen zes uur hoge koorts, hoofdpijn en nekstijfheid, en moet zo spoedig mogelijk begonnen worden met een antibiotica behandeling. Deze complicatie treedt echter nooit later dan zes uur na de behandeling op. Resultaten In het algemeen wordt een goed resultaat bereikt; het kan echter zijn, dat de behandeling te "voorzichtig" uitgevoerd werd, en dat nog een keer iets intensiever behandeld moet worden. Dit kan zonder probleem binnen enkele weken gedaan worden. De pijnklachten kunnen binnen een half tot tien jaar terugkomen, omdat de behandelde zenuw weer aangroeit. De behandeling volgens Sweet kan zonodig bij terugkeren van de pijn op korte termijn herhaald worden. Let op! 1.Op de dag van behandeling nuchter blijven. 2.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 3.Na de behandeling mag u niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand U komt ophalen. 4.Als u na de behandeling binnen zes uur koorts krijgt boven 38.5 graden C, onmiddellijk uw arts raadplegen. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Inleiding Indien U lijdt aan bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn komt U in aanmerking voor deze behandeling. RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Bij de RF ganglion sfenopalatinum wordt een speciale naald bij deze zenuwknoop achter in de neus geplaatst via de wang. Door deze zenuwknoop verlopen met name zenuwvezels die vaker te maken kunnen hebben met bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald via de wang geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwknoopje achter in de neus. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. Allereerst wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met kleine stroompjes, die te voelen zijn in neus of gehemelte. Vervolgens vindt verdere verdoving plaats en volgt de eigenlijke behandeling van het zenuwknoopje met warmte die opgewekt wordt door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom. De behandeling vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een geringe kans op complicaties. Er bestaat een kleine kans, dat er tijdelijk een doof gevoel ontstaat in het gehemelte aan de behandelde kant. Ook kan er een bloeduitstorting in de wang optreden. Bij ongeveer 3% van de patinten treedt een bloedneus op, omdat in de neus een bloedvaatje geraakt kan worden. Soms is het nodig dat de KNO arts deze bloedneus moet behandelen. Bijwerking Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele weken kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. In een aantal gevallen is verdere behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken.
01-19-2005, 07:25:22: Patinteninformatie Sectie Pijnbestrijding - NVA Voorlichtingsmateriaal van de Sectie Pijnbestrijding van de Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 "De volgende patinteninformaties zijn bedoeld als een raamwerk voor anesthesiologen die hun patinten willen informeren over pijnsyndromen en pijnbehandeling. Ze zijn in die zin niet volledig omdat essentile praktische informatie over lokale omstandigheden ontbreekt zoals informatie over dagopname dan wel poliklinische behandeling. Ook informatie over behandelduur en follow-up ontbreekt. Verder ontslaat deze schriftelijke informatie de anesthesioloog niet van de verplichting de informatie mondeling toe te lichten." Pijn bij kanker Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die pijn hebben t.g.v. kanker. Ook voor familieleden kan het zinvol zijn de folder te lezen. In deze folder leest u informatie over de behandeling van pijn bij kanker d.m.v. medicamenten. Behandeling van Pijn bij Kanker door middel van Medicamenten Inleiding Tegenwoordig is pijn bij kanker vaak goed te bestrijden. Als wordt vastgesteld waardoor de pijn wordt veroorzaakt, is pijn bij kanker bijna altijd tot een draaglijk niveau terug te brengen. Niet alle patinten met kanker hebben pijn. In de beginfase van de ziekte heeft ongeveer 30% van de patinten pijnklachten. In een latere fase hebben 60-80% van de patinten met kanker ernstige pijnklachten. In de beginfase van de ziekte is het beleid vooral gericht op het diagnosticeren en het behandelen van de kanker zelf. Omdat ongeveer de helft van de mensen met kanker uiteindelijk geneest, zal de pijn doorgaans verminderen of verdwijnen. In een latere fase van kanker, bijvoorbeeld bij uitgebreide uitzaaiingen of doorgroei van de tumor, wordt genezing minder waarschijnlijk of onmogelijk. Ook dan kunnen soms behandelingen op zijn plaats zijn, die de bedoeling hebben de groei van de kanker te remmen. Hierdoor kan de pijn soms ook bestreden worden. Oorzaken van pijn De pijn kan veroorzaakt worden door: * direkte doorgroei van de tumor in huid, zenuwweefsel of weke delen * indirekte gevolgen van de ziekte; bijvoorbeeld botbreuken, zweren, infecties, verstopping van holle organen (koliekpijn), verstopping van bloedvaten en verhoogde hersendruk * de behandeling van kanker; bijvoorbeeld littekenpijn, fantoompijn (pijn t.g.v. een amputatie), verbindweefseling door bestraling en zenuwgeleidingsstoornissen door chemotherapie * andere aandoeningen dan kanker. Pijnmedicatie De meeste patinten met kanker, die pijn hebben, kunnen door middel van medicamenten worden behandeld. Hierbij moet een aantal principes in acht worden genomen. Belangrijk is dat u niet moet wachten met het innemen van de medicatie tot de pijn onhoudbaar is. U moet proberen de pijn voor te zijn. Neem een pijnstiller zo regelmatig mogelijk in. Op die manier kunt u de terugkeer van pijn voorkomen. Bij krachtige pijnstillers (morfine-achtige middelen), hoeft men bij pijn door kanker niet bang te zijn voor verslaving of voor problemen met de ademhaling. Er is dus geen reden om terughoudend te zijn met pijnstillers. Het is niet zo dat het gebruik van pijnstillers in een vroeg stadium van de ziekte tot gevolg heeft dat in een later stadium de middelen niet meer werkzaam zullen zijn. Een zekere gewenning kan verwacht worden, maar het is in de meeste gevallen mogelijk de dosering van de medicamenten te verhogen zonder dat deze onwerkzaam worden. Behandeling Medicamenten worden toegediend volgens de zogenaamde pijnladder. Hierbij worden stapsgewijs middelen gegeven met een sterkere pijnstillende werking. De stappen van de pijnladder worden n voor n besproken. Stap 1: Paracetamol en NSAID's (ontstekingsremmende pijnstillers). Tot deze groep behoren de meeste huis-, tuin- en keukenpijnstillers. Naprosyne, Voltaren (diclofenac), Brufen (ibuprofen), Indocid (indometacine) en aspirine worden tot de groep NSAID's gerekend. Deze middelen zijn zeer effectief bij lichte tot matige pijn, ongeacht de oorzaak van de pijn. Behalve een pijnstillende werking, hebben ze ook nog een ontstekingsremmende en een koortswerende werking. De voornaamste bijwerkingen zijn: maagklachten, gestoorde nierfunctie en stollingsafwijkingen. De maagklachten zijn doorgaans niet ernstig, maar kunnen in zeldzame gevallen aanleiding geven tot maagbloedingen en maagzweren. De stoornissen van de nierfunctie zijn vooral van belang in combinatie met andere middelen, waaronder sommige vormen van chemotherapie. De stollingsstoornissen zijn vooral van belang bij patinten die bloedverdunners krijgen. Er zijn enkele nieuwe middelen uit de groep NSAID's waarbij minder maagklachten en stollingsstoornissen optreden (Mebutan? en Movicox?). Paracetamol is een pijnstiller die de bovengenoemde bijwerkingen niet heeft en heeft daarentegen ook geen ontstekingsremmende werking. Stap 2: Zwakke morfine-achtige middelen in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Indien patinten met kanker, ondanks een middel uit stap 1 in de juiste dosering, toch nog pijn krijgen dan heeft het geen zin om deze dosering te verhogen. Men moet dan een middel uit stap 2 toevoegen. Middelen zoals codene, Tramal of Temgesic hebben in lichte mate het effect van Morfine. Bij het gebruik van deze middelen bestaat de mogelijkheid dat sufheid optreedt. Bij het gebruik van codene kan men last krijgen van verstopping, waardoor een laxeermiddel nodig is. Omdat de middelen uit stap 3 in de loop van de jaren steeds beter zijn geworden, wordt stap 2 tegenwoordig vaak overgeslagen. Stap 3: Morfine-achtige middelen, al dan niet in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Er zijn veel vooroordelen tegen middelen als morfine als zouden deze gevaarlijk zijn. Mitst men zich aan bepaalde regels houdt, is dit zeker niet van toepassing bij patinten met kankerpijn. Vroeger werd vaak te lang gewacht met het gebruik van morfine. Morfine kan, zonder gevaar, ook in hoge dosis lang door een patint met pijn gebruikt worden. Mitst verhoging van de dosering in overleg met uw arts plaatsvindt kunt u niet te veel gebruiken. Morfine is op zichzelf een snel en kortwerkend middel. Sinds 10 jaar bestaan er echter middelen met een vertraagde afgifte, zodat de werkingsduur verlengd wordt. Het bekendste van deze middelen is MS Contin. MS Contin bestaat in verschillende doseringen. De effectieve werkingsduur is 8-12 uur en het middel dient men minmaal 2 maal daags in te nemen. De dosering kan zonodig om de paar dagen verhoogd worden. Een maximum dosering bestaat niet. De enige beperkingen zijn eventueel de bijwerkingen die kunnen optreden. De drie belangrijkste bijwerkingen van MS Contin zijn: verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Verstopping treedt bijna altijd op, zeker bij een hoge dosering. Daarom krijgen alle patinten, die MS Contin gebruiken ook een laxeermiddel. Misselijkheid treedt slechts op bij 30-40% van de patinten en wordt alleen zonodig behandeld. Het optreden van sufheid is zeer wisselend, maar ook dit kan eventueel met medicamenten behandeld worden. Onderdrukking van de ademhaling treedt alleen op bij zeer plotselinge verhoging van de dosering, met name bij patinten die dit middel nooit eerder gehad hebben. Bij een te hoge dosering bestaat een anti-gif Narcan (naloxon). Bij plotseling staken van morfine kunnen ontwenningsverschijnselen optreden. Soms kan de behandeling worden gestopt omdat de pijn door de behandeling van de kanker afneemt of door een zenuwblokkade. In dat geval is soms begeleiding nodig om het gebruik van de morfine af te bouwen omdat hierbij ontwenningsverschijnselen kunnen optreden (versnelde hartslag, zweten). Doorgaans lukt dat goed bij patinten die weinig pijn hebben. Sinds kort zijn er drie nieuwe middelen op de markt: * Noceptin (in grote lijnen vergelijkbaar met MS Contin). * Kapanol (dit zijn capsules die morfine bevatten met een beduidend langere werkingsduur zodat ze vaak slechts nmaal daags ingenomen hoeven te worden). * Durogesic pleisters die fentanyl bevatten. Fentanyl is een morfine-achtige stof. Er zijn pleisters in vier sterktes. De werking begint pas 12 uur nadat de pleister is opgeplakt. De werkingsduur van een pleister is drie dagen. Hierna kan men hem vervangen door een nieuwe pleister. De pleisters lijken minder verstopping en misselijkheid te veroorzaken dan de andere genoemde middelen. Veel patinten hebben geen laxeermiddel nodig. Omdat pijn bij kanker niet altijd de hele dag even hevig is, kan het soms moeilijk zijn de pijn met de bovengenoemde langwerkende middelen te onderdrukken. Voor korte hevige pijn is men beter af met een kort werkend middel zoals Sevredol. Dit is morfine dat in tablet vorm dat binnen een half uur begint te werken maar ook weer binnen een paar uur is uitgewerkt. Door de snelle opname in de bloedbaan kunnen de bijwerkingen ook plotseling komen opzetten. Aanvullende middelen Soms zijn er aanvullende middelen nodig bij bijzondere soorten pijn. Bij bijvoorbeeld zenuwpijn blijken normale pijnstillers soms maar matig te werken. Bij dit soort pijnen worden middelen gebruikt, die normaal toegepast worden bij depressiviteit of bij epilepsie. Een voorbeeld hiervan is Tryptizol (amitriptyline) en Tegretol (carbamazepine). Verder worden soms middelen gebruikt, die angstremmend zijn, zoals Seresta (oxazepam). Sommige mensen met kankerpijn hebben behoefte aan slaaptabletten. Verder worden hormoonpreparaten zoals Prednison of Oradexon gebruikt. Deze middelen kunnen zwellingen rondom tumoren doen afnemen. Stap 4: Invasieve pijnbestrijding. Met invasieve pijnbestrijding worden een aantal technieken bedoeld zoals zenuwbehandelingen en katheters waardoor pijnstillers door middel van een pomp worden toegediend voor langdurige pijnstilling. Deze technieken zijn effectiever dan behandeling door middel van medicamenten. Ze worden bewaard voor die gevallen, waar medicamenten tekort schieten; wanneer de pijn onaanvaardbaar is, of wanneer de bijwerkingen van de medicamenten onaanvaardbaar zijn. Voor deze bijzondere technieken zijn aparte folders beschikbaar. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bedoeld voor patinten met pijn bij kanker bij wie behandeling door middel van medicamenten niet geleid heeft tot voldoende vermindering van de pijn, of heeft onaanvaardbare bijwerkingen tot gevolg gehad. Epidurale en Spinale Pijnbestrijding bij Patinten met Kanker Inleiding Een alternatief voor de medicamenteuze behandeling van kankerpijn is dan de zogenaamde epidurale of spinale pijnbestrijding. Bij deze vorm van pijnbestrijding worden patinten behandeld door middel van een dunne katheter (slangetje) dat in de rug wordt ingebracht, ofwel in de epiduraalruimte, ofwel in de spinale ruimte. Via deze katheter kunnen pijnstillers worden toegediend door middel van een pompje. De keuze, welke van deze twee behandeltechnieken zal worden toegepast, hangt af van: * de behandelaar en het ziekenhuis, waar de patint behandeld wordt, * en de aard van de pijn. Toepassing De behandeling is vooral geschikt bij pijn op n niveau. Dit houdt in dat de pijn gelokaliseerd is in of de onderste lichaamshelft of alleen de bovenste lichaamshelft of alleen de romp. De enige beperking is dat op de plaats waar geprikt moet worden, geen uitgebreide rugoperaties hebben plaatsgevonden, dat de huid ter plekke niet ontstoken is en dat eventuele gezwellen of uitzaaiingen zich op enige afstand bevinden. Anatomie In de achterste helft van de wervelkolom bevindt zich het ruggenmerg. Dit loopt slechts door tot de helft van de rug, daaronder zijn alleen nog losse zenuwwortels. Deze maken deel uit van het centrale zenuwstelsel en zijn doordrenkt in hersenvocht (liquor). Dit vocht wordt omgeven door de zogeheten dura. Als de katheter wordt ingebracht door de dura dan spreken we van spinale pijnbestrijding. Als de katheter tot net buiten de dura wordt gebracht dan spreekt men van epidurale of peridurale pijnbestrijding. Pijnstilling wordt toegediend door middel van pompjes. (afbeelding is wenselijk) Toediening medicatie Het is mogelijk dat er als pijnstilling alleen een morfine-achtige stof wordt toegediend (Morfine of Sufentanil). In veel gevallen zal hier een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving aan worden toegevoegd (Marcane). Hoewel vroeger veelvuldig gebruik werd gemaakt van injecties die om de paar uur werden toegediend, worden deze pijnstillers tegenwoordig voornamelijk toegediend door middel van pompjes. In de thuissituatie wordt hier doorgaans een draagbaar pompje voor gebruikt, dat op batterijtjes werkt. Deze pompjes zijn voorzien van een knop om extra pijnstillers toe te voegen op momenten dat de pijn het ergst is. De hoeveelheid en frequente van deze toediening wordt geprogrammeerd, zodat U hier nooit teveel van kan krijgen. De katheter kan op een eenvoudige wijze worden ingebracht via de rug en met plakband over de rug worden vastgeplakt. Tegenwoordig wordt, indien de behandeling langere tijd gaat duren, deze katheter ofwel onderhuids getunneld naar de voorzijde, ofwel er zal een poort worden ingebracht (Port-a-cath, Periplant). Deze poorten worden ingebracht door middel van een klein sneetje. Het inbrengen van de katheter Voor het inbrengen van een katheter moet de patint worden opgenomen. Ook het instellen op de juiste dosering kost vaak enkele dagen. Eenvoudige katheters kunnen onder plaatselijke verdoving worden ingebracht. Poorten worden soms onder narcose ingebracht. Het inbrengen zelf kent weinig complicaties. Een goede positie van de katheter wordt soms getest door middel van inspuiten van plaatselijke verdoving. Hierbij kan soms bloeddrukdaling optreden. Bij deze proef dient de pijn grotendeels te verdwijnen, maar afhankelijk van wat er wordt ingespoten, kan het zijn dat er tijdelijk ook vermindering van spierkracht optreedt en dat er gevoelloosheid ontstaat. Een eventuele vermindering van de bloeddruk zal terstond worden behandeld door middel van toediening van vocht via een infuus ofwel door toediening van een geneesmiddel dat de bloeddruk op peil kan houden. Als de anesthesioloog zeker is van een goede positie van de katheter zal gezocht worden naar een middel of een combinatie van middelen, die de pijn voldoende kan onderdrukken zonder dat daarbij ongewenste bijwerkingen optreden. Deze middelen worden door middel van een pompje toegediend. In de thuissituatie gebeurt dit d.m.v. een draagbare pomp (Pharmacia CADD-PCA pomp, Disetronic multifuse). Bijwerkingen Wat betreft de bijwerkingen van de morfine-achtige stoffen, deze zijn dezelfde als die kunnen optreden na behandeling door morfine tabletten (zoals MS-Contin?) te weten verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Doorgaans zijn deze bijwerkingen minder ernstig dan bij medicamenten die in tabletvorm worden ingenomen. De toevoeging van een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving kan zoals bij een proefblok in hoge dosering leiden tot vermindering van spierkracht en verminderd gevoel. Bij lagere dosering zal U dit meestal niet merken. Complicaties Er zijn enkele technische complicaties mogelijk bij deze behandeling, waaronder het afknikken van de katheter en het verschuiven van de katheter, waarbij deze alsnog verkeerd komt te liggen. Bij de epiduraalkatheter kan verbindweefseling optreden van de epiduraalruimte, die soms pijn en verstopping van de katheter tot gevolg heeft. Bij katheters die spinaal worden ingebracht kan de eerste dagen hoofdpijn voorkomen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is meestal mild en verdwijnt vanzelf in de meeste gevallen en behoeft geen speciale behandeling. Een van de vervelendste complicaties is toch een infectie. In grote lijnen blijkt dat uiteindelijk tussen de 5 en 10% van de katheters eens een keer infecteren. Doorgaans betekent dit dat de katheter verwijderd moet worden. Eventueel kan deze na behandeling d.m.v. antibiotica opnieuw geplaatst worden in een iets andere ligging. In zeldzame gevallen kan de infectie leiden tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. Behandeling thuis Om d.m.v. deze vorm van pijnstilling thuis verder behandeld te worden, is vanuit het ziekenhuis goede samenwerking noodzakelijk met de huisarts, wijkverpleegkundige en apotheek. Hier zijn uitgebreide instructies voor nodig. Ondersteuning door familieleden is wenselijk. De technische ondersteuning van de pomp wordt in iedere regio in Nederland anders geregeld. Veelal komt deze ondersteuning vanuit particuliere bedrijven. Zij verhuren die pompen aan ziektekostenverzekeraars of beheren de pompen, die eigendom van de ziektekostenverzekeraars zijn. Deze firma's zorgen alleen voor technische ondersteuning. De eindverantwoordelijkheid voor de medische aspecten ligt bij de huisarts en de anesthesioloog in samenspraak met elkaar. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Na het succesvol plaatsen van de katheter kan de anti-stolling worden hervat. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt of de insteekopening van de katheter tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een intrathecaal neurolyse Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er te veel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn gelokaliseerd is rondom de anus of de uitwendige geslachtsdelen, bestaat de mogelijkheid om de pijn te bestrijden door middel van intrathecaal neurolyse. Intrathecaal neurolyse De naam neurolyse duidt op een zenuwbehandeling, waarbij een sterk etsende stof (fenol) bewust wordt ingespoten om een zenuw te beschadigen. Hierdoor wordt in veel gevallen de pijngeleiding onderbroken. De behandeling kan alleen onder bepaalde omstandigheden plaatsvinden. De betreffende zenuwen zijn namelijk betrokken bij de functie van de blaas en de anus. De behandeling kan hierdoor leiden tot functiestoornissen van deze twee organen. Daarom wordt de behandeling alleen toegepast bij patinten, die al een stoma (kunstmatige uitgang van de darm) hebben, en bij patinten die al een blaasstoornis hebben, waarvoor het noodzakelijk is dat ze een permanente blaaskatheter of een urinestoma (kunstmatige uitgang voor de afvoer van urine) hebben. De behandeling wordt alleen toegepast bij patinten met kanker die een beperkte levensverwachting hebben. Hoewel exacte levensverwachtingen niet precies te voorspellen zijn, wordt als algemene richtlijn 6 maanden aangehouden. De behandeling vindt plaats d.m.v. een prik laag in de rug tussen de onderste lendenwervels en duurt slechts enkele minuten. De behandeling moet in zittende houding worden uitgevoerd. Dit kan bij patinten met pijn in dit gebied nogal eens moeilijkheden opleveren. Bij de behandeling wordt een zeer kleine hoeveelheid vloeistof ingespoten, welke afzakt naar de onderste zenuwen. Daarom is het van belang dat de patint na de behandeling nog 2 uur rechtop of half zittend blijft. Dit is meestal geen probleem omdat de pijn meestal onmiddellijk minder wordt. Complicaties Het kan wel eens voorkomen dat er een lichte verzwakking van de spierkracht van de benen optreedt. Dit leidt doorgaans niet tot loopstoornissen. Over het algemeen herstelt de spierkracht zich grotendeels in de eerste weken na de behandeling. In zeldzame gevallen kan een hersenvlies ontsteking optreden. Deze gaat gepaard met hoofdpijn en koorts. Verder kunt U de eerste dagen hoofdpijn krijgen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is vaak mild en verdwijnt vanzelf behoeft daarom meestal geen speciale behandeling. Resultaat Het effect van de behandeling houdt doorgaans enkele maanden aan. De behandeling kan zonodig herhaald worden. Ook hier geldt dat weer dezelfde voorzorgsmaatregelen moeten worden genomen. In veel gevallen zal het mogelijk zijn om pijnmedicatie, die tevoren werd gebruikt, te verminderen of te staken. In geval van gebruik van morfine-achtige stoffen moet men bedacht zijn op de mogelijkheid van ontwenningsverschijnselen. Hiervoor is soms begeleiding nodig. Bij patinten met zenuwpijn moet worden opgemerkt dat de behandeling soms beduidend minder effectief is, zodat, ondanks een volledig gevoelloos gebied rondom de anus, de pijn toch blijft bestaan. Hiervoor zijn andere behandelingen noodzakelijk. Let op! Indien U antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient U hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een plexus coeliacus blokkade. Inleiding Deze behandeling kan worden toegepast bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker van de bovenbuikorganen, zoals de alvleesklier, de maag en de lever. Het betreft een blokkade van een zenuwnetwerk in de bovenbuik. Dit zenuwnetwerk wordt in medische termen ?plexus coeliacus? genoemd. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. U moet rekenen op een opname van 1 tot 3 dagen. Plexus coeliacus blokkade De behandeling kan in principe onder plaatselijke verdoving, onder een epidurale verdoving ("ruggenprik") of onder een lichte algehele narcose plaatsvinden De keuze kan in overleg met de anesthesioloogesist gemaakt worden. De behandeling duurt ongeveer een halfuur. Tijdens de behandeling ligt u op uw buik. Onder rntgendoorlichting worden 2 naalden via de rug ingebracht. Er wordt een contrastvloeistof ingespoten om de positie van de 2 naalden te controleren. Vervolgens wordt de behandelvloeistof rondom het zenuwnetwerk gespoten. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd, toch bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een complicatie die zeer zelden voorkomt is een dwarslaesie (gedeeltelijke verlamming van beide benen). De kans daarop is uitermate gering. Het tijdelijk optreden van diarree is een vaak voorkomende bijwerking van deze behandeling. U kunt de eerste weken na de behandeling bij plotseling rechtop komen, even duizelig zijn. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Het resultaat van de blokkade is pas 1 of 2 dagen na de behandeling duidelijk. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. Het effect van de behandeling houdt gemiddeld enkele maanden aan en kan zonodig herhaald worden. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een chordotomie Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er teveel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn zich met name in n lichaamshelft bevindt, bestaat de mogelijkheid om deze pijn te bestrijden door middel van een blokkade in het ruggenmerg. Dit noemt men in medische termen een "chordotomie". De opname duurt enkele dagen. Chordotomie Bij deze behandeling wordt de pijnbaan in het ruggenmerg opgezocht met een speciale naald. De baan wordt vervolgens onderbroken door middel van warmte (door radiofrequente stroom). De behandeling vindt in de nek plaats vlak onder het oor. Hier wordt de huid plaatselijk verdoofd. De behandeling vindt plaats aan de tegenover liggende lichaamshelft dan waar de pijn zich bevindt. De reden hiervoor is dat de pijnbaan gekruist verloopt. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude verloopt via dezelfde baan. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude zal dan ook na de behandeling aan de betreffende lichaamshelft (waar oorspronkelijk de pijn zat) zijn verdwenen. Complicaties Hoewel de behandeling zorgvuldig wordt uitgevoerd; is er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een stoornis in de blaasfunctie kan in sommige gevallen optreden, zodat een blaaskatheter noodzakelijk wordt. In zeldzame gevallen kan een krachtverlies optreden aan de kant van de blokkade. In de meeste gevallen herstelt zich dit weer. Deze stoornissen treden op door een tijdelijke vochtophoping rond de behandelde plaats in het ruggenmerg, u krijgt enkele dagen een tablet (oradexon) voorgeschreven, om genezing daarvan te bespoedigen. Na ongeveer 6 maanden is er een geringe kans op het optreden van een branderige pijn of onaangenaam gevoel in het oorspronkelijke pijngebied. Verder kunt U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot jeuk, huiduitslag of kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat De kans op succes van deze behandeling is vrij groot. Enkele uren na de behandeling is het effect van de behandeling merkbaar. Let op! 1.Na de behandeling is ook het warmte/koude gevoel aan de kant van de oorspronkelijke pijn verdwenen. U dient na de behandeling dus voorzichtig te zijn met het hanteren van hete of koude voorwerpen. 2. Loop, zowel binnen- als buitenshuis, op deugdelijk schoeisel. U kunt namelijk met uw voet ergens intrappen zonder dat u pijn gewaar wordt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Als u na het lezen van deze folder nog vragen heeft, kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten en familieleden van patinten met een Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS, Sympathische Reflex Dystrofie, Post-traumatische Dystrofie) en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en het behandelprogramma. Inleiding Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS) is een ernstig en slecht begrepen ziektebeeld; het treedt meestal op in een arm of been na een verwonding of een operatie. Waardoor dit ziektebeeld ontstaat is (nog) niet geheel duidelijk. Mede hierdoor is dit pijnsyndroom bekend onder vele namen. Vroege herkenning ervan is erg belangrijk, omdat men door snel met de behandeling te beginnen in veel gevallen kan voorkomen dat het ziektebeeld ernstiger wordt. Symptomen van CRPS Men kan de diagnose CRPS stellen indien vier van de volgende symptomen aanwezig zijn: 1.De ernst of het karakter van de pijn past niet in het patroon van het letsel of de operatie. 2.Abnormale pijn bij aanraken. 3.Abnormale kleur, meestal een roodblauwe verkleuring. 4.Abnormale temperatuur, meestal een warmere, soms een koudere aangedane extremiteit. 5.Zwelling (oedeem). 6.Toename van pijn tijdens of na beweging. Oorzaken van CRPS In talrijke internationale publicaties over CRPS wordt melding gemaakt van een relatie met het sympathische (onwillekeurige of vegetatieve) zenuwstelsel, hoewel de aard van deze relatie nog niet geheel duidelijk is. In feite ontstaat er bij een CRPS een stoornis in het regelmechanisme, dat zorgt voor het op gang komen van het genezingsproces na een verwonding, hetgeen leidt tot een dystrofie van de aangedane weefsels. "Dys" betekent "slecht" en "trofie" betekent "voedingstoestand". In diverse wetenschappelijke studies met proefdiermodellen, waarbij een CRPS kan worden nagebootst, is aangetoond dat er abnormale verbindingen ontstaan tussen verschillende soorten zenuwen. Deze hebben normaal geen of nauwelijks verbindingen met elkaar. Het betreft verbindingen tussen gevoelszenuwen, pijnzenuwvezels, spieraansturende vezels en zenuwvezels behorend tot het sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwstelsel. Dit kan grotendeels verklaren waarom bij CRPS stoornissen optreden in het gevoel en de spierkracht. Er kan soms abnormale pijn ontstaan al bij de geringste aanraking. Er kunnen ook regelstoornissen ontstaan in het sympathische zenuwstelsel. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot een stoornis in het regeling van de kleine bloedvaten van alle weefsels,(dus van de huid, spieren, botten, gewrichten, zenuwen en bloedvaten). Dit verklaart de kleurverandering, de abnormale temperatuur, het abnormaal zweten en de abnormale haar- en nagelgroei, de zwelling en pijn; en uiteindelijk in de dystrofie (gestoorde voedingstoestand van de weefsels). Een andere theorie (Sudeck 1900) geeft aan, dat er bij CRPS sprake zou zijn van een abnormale (steriele) ontstekingsreactie, omdat de optredende symptomen bij een ontsteking (zwelling, roodheid, warmte, pijn) meestal ook bij een CRPS voorkomen. Bij deze ontstekingsreactie treden stoornissen op in de zuurstofvoorziening aan de weefsels en komen schadelijke stoffen (vrije zuurstofradicalen) vrij, die de genezing tegenwerken en ervoor verantwoordelijk zijn, dat de zieke arm of het zieke been niet normaal belast kan worden. Als men de zieke ledemaat, ondanks de toenemende pijn toch normaal belast, ontstaat er een zuurstofschuld in de weefsels, die de regelmechanisme van de genezing verder tegenwerkt. In de literatuur worden een aantal factoren genoemd, die de kans op het krijgen van een CRPS verhogen. Allereerst dient genoemd te worden, dat een nog aanwezige "irritatie" in de weefsels van de aangedane extremiteit, zoals bijvoorbeeld een niet genezende fractuur, een botsplinter, een infectie, een zenuwknobbeltje, ingebrachte lichaamsvreemde materialen, uitgebreide weke delen letsels of een beschadigde zenuw, dusdanige schadelijke prikkels naar het zenuwstelsel stuurt, dat het regelmechanisme voor de genezing wordt verstoord en een CRPS kan ontstaan. Ook kan het tevoren al bestaan van pijn in de wervelkolom van de nek of de lage rug (bijvoorbeeld door slijtage), interne ziekten , met name waarbij sprake is van een abnormale regulatie van de bloeddoorstroming zoals suikerziekte, ziekte van Raynaud, maar ook bepaalde vormen van kanker en roken mogelijk het ontstaan van een CRPS uitlokken. CRPS komt bij vrouwen drie keer zo vaak voor als bij mannen. Het stellen van de diagnose De diagnose CRPS kan in de eerste plaats gesteld worden op grond van de klachten en het lichamelijk onderzoek; aanvullend onderzoek dient verricht te worden bij verdenking op het bestaan van onderliggende "irritaties" in de aangedane weefsels of onderliggende ziekten. Dit onderzoek naar een onderliggende oorzaak voor een CRPS dient uitputtend en zonodig bij herhaling te geschieden. Aanvullende diagnostiek met negatief resultaat doet niets af aan de gestelde diagnose, en betekent dus niet dat men geen dystrofie zou hebben. Verder kan aanvullend onderzoek zoals rntgenonderzoek of een botscan de diagnose bevestigen en kan het beloop van een CRPS daaruit mede beoordeeld worden.] De behandeling Helaas is het nog onduidelijk welke van de mogelijke behandelingen de voorkeur geniet. In het algemeen dient bij het vermoeden op een CRPS de patint zo snel mogelijk behandeld te worden, omdat dan meestal voorkomen kan worden, dat de CRPS zich volledig ontwikkelt en ernstige complicaties optreden. Tevens dient het aantonen of uitsluiten van een onderliggende ziekte of "irritatie" zo snel en zorgvuldig mogelijk plaats te vinden. De behandeling is erop gericht de vicieuze pijncirkel te onderbreken en de functie van de extremiteit te behouden, en zo mogelijk de onderliggende ziekte of "irritaties" te behandelen. Veelal zal het nodig blijken, dat meerdere samenwerkende specialisten bij de behandeling worden betrokken; tevens speelt de paramedische afdeling (fysio- en ergotherapie) een belangrijke rol. In principe berust de behandeling op drie hoofdlijnen: 1.Sympathicus blokkades 2.Geneesmiddelen 3.Fysio- en ergotherapie 1. Sympathicus blokkades Tijdelijke of een meer blijvende blokkade van de sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwen, die horen bij de aangedane extremiteit door middel van inspuiten van lokale verdoving of behandeling van deze zenuwen met warmte. In de regel wordt met behulp van het rntgentoestel een dun naaldje of elektrode bij de betreffende zenuw gebracht en vindt met behulp van het toedienen van kleine stroompjes door het puntje van de naald een nog nauwkeuriger positionering plaats. Vervolgens wordt een kleine hoeveelheid lokale verdovingsvloeistof door het naaldje gespoten en kan binnen een halve minuut duidelijk worden of de (gedeeltelijke) blokkade van sympathische zenuwvezels tot een klachtenvermindering leidt. Men kan deze behandeling meerdere malen herhalen, of kiezen voor een langduriger effect van deze blokkade door de punt van de naald van enkele millimeters te verwarmen door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, zodat er een tijdelijke gedeeltelijke onderbreking van deze zenuw optreedt, die zich binnen enkele weken tot maanden weer kan herstellen. Bij een CRPS van de arm bevindt de belangrijkste zenuwknoop van de sympathicus zich in de nek, net voor de zevende nekwervel. Voor een CRPS van het been bevindt de te behandelen sympathische zenuwknoop zich aan de voorkant van de onderste lendenwervels. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folders (RF ganglion stellatum blok en RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade). Een andere methode om de sympathische zenuwen van een arm of been te behandelen is het zogenaamde RIS (regionaal intraveneus sympathicus) blok. Nadat met een bloeddrukmanchet de bloedtoevoer naar arm of been tijdelijk (15 20 minuten) wordt afgesloten, spuit men door een ingebracht infuusnaaldje een verdovingsvloeistof samen met Ismeline, een ganglionblokkerende stof (een stof die de overdrachtstof in de zenuw blokkeert). Door de verdoving doet deze behandeling nauwelijks pijn, hoewel de bloeddrukmanchet wel even strak aan kan voelen; het geneesmiddel zorgt voor een farmacologische (medicamenteuze) sympathicus blokkade van enkele dagen. In het algemeen moet deze procedure minstens vier maal herhaald worden en kan het gunstige effect van de blokkade steeds langer worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. 2. Geneesmiddelen Volgens de theorie van de steriele ontsteking komen bij een CRPS een overmaat aan afvalproducten van het zuurstofmetabolisme, zogenaamde vrije radicalen in de weefsels vrij; deze vrije radicalen kunnen worden tegengewerkt door het aanbrengen van dimethylsulfoxide (DMSO) crme op de huid, en acetylcysteine (Fluimucil) en het toedienen van mannitol infusen. De eerst genoemde middelen kunnen meteen na het stellen van de diagnose worden voorgeschreven. Mannitol wordt toegediend als infuus gedurende 7 tot 14 dagen. Dit kan zowel tijdens een ziekenhuisopname als in de thuissituatie. Hierbij wordt de mannitol toegediend door middel van een draagbare pomp. Ook kan met geneesmiddelen, die op de regeling van de bloedvaten inwerken zoals ketanserine, calciumantagonisten (Isoptin, Adalat) en alfa- blokkers soms een gunstig effect bereikt worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de bijsluiters. 3. Fysio- en ergotherapie. U kunt door de pijnspecialist naar de afdeling fysiotherapie worden verwezen. Uw eerste behandeling zal bestaan uit een kennismakingsgesprek met de fysiotherapeut waarbij u uw problemen kenbaar maakt. De fysiotherapeut zal vooral kijken naar de pijn en de bewegingsproblemen in de verschillende gewrichten. Eventueel kan een ergotherapeut worden ingeschakeld die vooral kijkt hoe u met uw problemen omgaat bij dagelijkse activiteiten. De eerste behandelingen zullen vooral bestaan uit observaties en vastleggen van uw mogelijkheden en beperkingen. Ook zal er gesproken worden over uw verwachtingen ten aanzien van herstel en hersteltijd. Uit deze informatie zal in overleg met u een behandelplan worden opgesteld. Afhankelijk van de ernst van uw klachten zal er (zeker in de beginfase) vaak noodzaak bestaan voor belastingbeperkende maatregelen. Dit kan inhouden het dragen van een rustspalk bij dystrofie van de hand, of het gebruik van loopkrukken bij dystrofie van de onderste extremiteit. Het nemen van voldoende rust en het verdelen van activiteiten en oefeningen over de gehele dag blijft een punt, dat de hele revalidatie terugkomt. Wanneer de dystrofie rustiger wordt en de pijnklachten afnemen, kan de belasting geleidelijk worden opgevoerd. Bij de fysiotherapie verschuift het accent naar oefeningen gericht op verbetering van beweeglijkheid en spierkracht. Bij de ergotherapie zal u begeleid worden wat betreft het steeds meer gaan gebruiken van de aangedane extremiteit (b.v. met betrekking tot algemene activiteiten, huishoudelijke activiteiten, hobby’s, vervoer, eventuele werkhervatting etc.). Er wordt gestreefd naar een zo goed mogelijk herstel. 100% herstel is hierbij niet altijd realiseerbaar. In ieder geval zal de behandeling erop gericht worden dat u met de eventuele restklachten zo goed mogelijk zult kunnen blijven functioneren. Om dit laatste te kunnen bereiken zal in voorkomende gevallen de hulp van de revalidatiearts en andere revalidatie ondersteunende disciplines worden ingeroepen. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Ganglion Stellatum blokkade Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een proefblok van het ganglion stellatum Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast bij zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling soms toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. Stellatum blokkade De proefblok van het ganglion stellatum (= stervormig zenuwknoopje) is een behandeling waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel voor de zevende nekwervel in de hals wordt verdoofd. Bij de behandeling wordt een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. De positie van de naald wordt met rntgencontrast bevestigd. Vervolgens wordt de verdoving ingespoten. De hele behandeling duurt slechts tien minuten. Bij een proefblok is het gebruikelijk dat het effect van de behandeling na enkele uren is uitgewerkt. Hiermee kan men nagaan of het zin heeft om deze zenuwknooppunt langdurig uit te schakelen. Complicaties Als zeer zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies worden geraakt, waardoor een klaplong (pneumothorax) kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk, huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog wat wazig zien of kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u even een hese stem hebben. Dit is van tijdelijke aard. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan duren. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het effect kan meestal meteen beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat het effect pas na enkele dagen bemerkt wordt. In de meeste gevallen is dan een RF behandeling noodzakelijk van het ganglion stellatum. Hierbij wordt door middel van warmte (opgewekt door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) deze zenuwknoop langdurig uitgeschakeld. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus blok Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus (RIS) blok. Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatie stoornissen van arm of been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als sympathische reflexdystrofie of posttraumatische dystrofie) en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. Meestal moet deze behandeling enkele keren worden herhaald. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus(RIS) blok Een regionale intraveneuze sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling van een arm of been, waarbij met behulp van een vaatverwijdend medicijn (Ismeline), dat in de bloedbaan wordt gespoten, een gedeeltelijke blokkade van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt verkregen. Bij de RIS blokkade wordt eerst een infuusnaald ingebracht in de arm of het been, dat behandeld gaat worden. De arm of het been wordt "bloedleeg" gemaakt door leegstrijken met een strakke band waarna een manchet om de arm of het been wordt opgepompt. Vervolgens wordt het medicijn via de infuusnaald ingespoten. Omdat de werking van het medicijn pijnlijk kan zijn wordt het gemengd met een verdovingsvloeistof. Na 15 tot 20 minuten wordt de bloedleegte band weer losgelaten Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm of been. In veel gevallen treedt hierbij pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicaties van deze behandeling kunnen na losmaken van de band tijdelijk bloeddruk schommelingen optreden. Deze zijn meestal van korte duur maar kunnen soms enkele uren aanwezig zijn. De tekenen hiervan zijn duizeligheid en misselijkheid. Ook kan men wat gezwollen slijmvliezen hebben gedurende enkele uren, met als gevolg verstopte neus en rode ogen. Deze klachten gaan vanzelf over. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na herhaalde behandelingen kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal herhaling of een aanvullende therapie nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over alle medicijnen die u gebruikt. 3.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u met uw behandelend arts bespreken. RF blokkades Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion stellatum blok Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast wanneer er sprake is van zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als posttraumatische dystrofie of sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. RF ganglion stellatum blok RF stellatum is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje in de hals wordt behandeld met warmte. Deze warmte wordt opgewekt door zogenaamde radiofrequente (RF) stroom. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. De positie van de naald wordt bevestigd met rntgencontrastmiddel. Vervolgens wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met een stroompje en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt tot een bepaalde temperatuur verwarmd. Complicatie Als zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies geraakt worden, waardoor een klaplong kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog (aan de kant van de behandelde lichaamszijde) wat wazig zien en kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u tijdelijk een hese stem hebben. Deze verschijnselen worden veroorzaakt door de plaatselijke verdoving en verdwijnen binnen enkele uren. In zeldzame gevallen treedt er een langdurige verlamming van een stemband op; vaak herstelt dit zich na enige tijd. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. Soms wordt dit ervaren als een brok in de keel. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Behalve een vermindering van de pijn treedt vaak een betere doorbloeding op waardoor de arm aangenaam warm wordt. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet zelfstandig aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatiestoornissen in armen, handen en vingers, bij complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) en bij bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Thoracale sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom. Bij de thoracale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naald(en) is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte, dat door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom wordt opgewekt en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm hand en vingers. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel ontstaan in het huidgebied, dat verzorgd wordt door een zenuwtak, die verloopt onder een rib. Ook is er een kleine kans dat de long wordt aangeprikt waardoor en zogenaamde klaplong (pneumothorax) kan ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicaties. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk en huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking Na deze behandeling kan napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. Dit is echter altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij pijn van de wervelkolom en/of het been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van een been, circulatiestoornissen van het been en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Lumbale sympathicus blokkade is een vorm van behandeling, waarbij met behulp van n of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige (sympathische) zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom ter hoogte van de lendenwervels. Bij de lumbale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naalden is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in been en voet. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Sommige patinten zijn allergische voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zwelling optreden van het been en/of de voet, omdat er meer bloed naar het been gaat dan voor de behandeling. Tevens bestaat er een kans op het optreden van zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel in de lies en het bovenbeen. Deze onaangenaamheden zullen in de loop van enkele weken meestal vanzelf verdwijnen. Daarnaast kan na deze behandeling napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. In zeldzame gevallen ontstaat enkele weken een warm pijnlijk gezwollen been; binnen enkele weken verdwijnen deze verschijnselen vanzelf. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze bijwerkingen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen van deze folder vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Racz-procedure Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Racz-procedure (epiduraal adhesiolysis) Inleiding Epidurale adhesiolysis betekent het losmaken van inwendige littekens in de buurt van de vliezen rond het ruggenmerg. Als uit uw klachtenpatroon en uit aanvullend onderzoek als CT- of MRI-scan of een epidurogram gebleken is, dat een belangrijk deel van uw pijnklachten berust op inwendige littekenvorming rond de ruggenmergvliezen, kan geprobeerd worden deze littekens met medicijnen losser te maken. De behandeling is genoemd naar G.B. Racz die de techniek voor het eerst beschreef. Epidurale Adhesiolysis Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting meestal via het staartbeentje een plastic slangetje ingebracht tot bij het inwendige litteken. Als het litteken met rntgencontrast zichtbaar is gemaakt, wordt door het inspuiten van het enzym hyaluronidase, verdovingsvloeistof en bijnierschorshormoon (langwerkend prednison) geprobeerd het litteken losser te maken. In het algemeen wordt deze behandeling enkele keren herhaald. Deze behandeling duurt ongeveer 20 minuten en vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties Als zeldzame complicatie kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn, die meestal vanzelf verdwijnt. Uiterst zelden kan er een tijdelijk kracht- en/of gevoelsverlies van de benen optreden. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Bijwerkingen In een aantal gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd weer. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of in overleg met uw huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Als bijwerkingen van de gebruikte medicijnen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden, en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Mensen met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers een aantal dagen hoger zijn dan anders. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is het nodig de behandeling te herhalen. Soms is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend specialist. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Dit is een behandeling waarbij de pijngeleiding vanuit de steungewrichtjes, die gelegen zijn aan de achterkant van de wervelkolom, benvloed wordt. In veel gevallen treedt hierdoor een pijnvermindering op. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas of lage rug. RF facetdenervatie Bij de RF facetdenervatie wordt de huid verdoofd. Onder rntgendoorlichting, worden naalden geplaatst bij de zenuwtakjes van de betreffende steungewrichten. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje de positie van het naaldpuntje gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt het betreffende zenuwtje voor langere tijd uitgeschakeld. Complicatie Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt(zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF discus behandeling. Inleiding Uit uw klachtenpatroon en aanvullend onderzoek is gebleken, dat n of meerdere tussenwervelschijven (discus) een deel van uw pijn veroorzaken. Daarom komt U in aanmerking voor een RF-discus behandeling. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek of lage rug. RF discusbehandeling Een RF discusbehandeling is een warmtebehandeling van de tussenwervelschijf. Bij deze behandeling wordt de huid verdoofd en wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst in de tussenwervelschijf. Vervolgens wordt de tussenwervelschijf met warmte behandeld (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een zeer geringe kans op complicaties. Er kan een krachtsvermindering of een gevoelsvermindering in het huidgebied van de in de buurt lopende zenuwwortel optreden. Tevens kan er een infectie van de tussenwervelschijf ontstaan. Om dit te voorkomen wordt aan het einde van de behandeling een antibioticum in de tussenwervelschijf gespoten. Bij een eventuele ontsteking van de tussenwervelschijf krijgt u koorts en pijn. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. De napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Eventueel kunt u aan uw huisarts of behandelend pijnarts een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u vier dagen voor de behandeling hiermee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij koorts en pijn dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ramus communicans denervatie Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF ramus communicans denervatie RF ramus communicans denervatie is een behandeling waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwtakje wordt behandeld. De ramus communicans is een verbindingstak dat verloopt aan de zijkant van een wervellichaam, dat een deel van de pijn afkomstig van de tussenwervelschijf doorgeeft naar het ruggenmerg. Bij de RF ramus communicans denervatie wordt onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, een speciale naald geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwtakje met behulp van rntgencontrast. Vervolgens wordt door een klein teststroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd. Na verdere verdoving wordt de naaldpunt verwarmd door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, waardoor het zenuwtje voor langere tijd wordt uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Soms is het nodig dit zenuwtakje op meerdere wervelniveaus te behandelen. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een warmer been ontstaan aan de behandelde zijde. Ook kan er, veelal tijdelijk, een lichte kracht- en/of gevoelsvermindering van het been ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion dorsale of rhizotomie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft, die te maken hebben met de wervelkolom en een uitstraling bestaat naar hoofd, arm, romp of been, dan kunt u in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. Dit is vast te stellen door middel van het lichamelijk onderzoek en/of proefblokkades. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie Rhizotomie is afgeleid van het Griekse ?rhizos? dat wortel betekent, terwijl ?ganglion dorsale?, achterste zenuwknoop betekent. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie is een behandeling, waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwwortel wordt behandeld. Na locale verdoving van de huid wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwwortel. De naaldpositie wordt gecontroleerd met kleine teststroompjes, vervolgens wordt verder verdoofd en wordt de zenuwwortel verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom) tot een vooraf bepaalde temperatuur. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding in de zenuwwortel benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een gevoelsvermindering optreden in het huidgebied van de behandelde zenuwwortel, en uiterst zelden een krachtsvermindering. In het algemeen herstellen deze stoornissen zich binnen enkele maanden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele (6 tot 8)weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter) of via huisarts of behandelend specialist vragen om een andere pijnstiller. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een verdere behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of aceocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft kunt u die altijd met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF denervatie SI-gewricht. Inleiding Deze behandeling vindt plaats ter hoogte van de bil/ het heiligbeen. Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF denervatie SI-gewricht RF denervatie SI-gewricht (het sacroiliacaal gewricht is het gewricht tussen heiligbeen en bekken) is een behandeling waarbij met naalden de zenuwtakjes naar dit gewricht worden behandeld. De naam denervatie betekent letterlijk ?ontzenuwen? hoewel in werkelijkheid de zenuwen alleen beschadigd worden. Bij de RF denervatie SI-gewricht worden onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, naalden geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwtjes. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom), waardoor de zenuw voor langere tijd worden uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit het SI-gewricht benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. Dit komt omdat er een vanuit de behandelde zenuw een takje naar de huid loopt. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Gordelroos Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die behandeld worden voor gordelroos door middel van een epidurale corticosteroid injectie Inleiding Gordelroos of herpes zoster is een virusinfectie en wordt veroorzaakt door het waterpokkenvirus. De meeste mensen hebben het virus sinds hun jeugd bij de waterpokken opgelopen; het blijft inactief totdat de weerstand van het lichaam om een of andere reden afneemt en het virus opnieuw actief wordt. Het virus heeft dan de vervelende eigenschap zich in een zenuw te nestelen, waardoor een zenuwontsteking optreedt; in het huidgebied waar de zenuw bij hoort ontstaat een uitslag met roodheid, vaak hevige pijn, blaasjes en jeuk. De behandeling is erop gericht de bij de ontsteking optredende zwelling in de zenuw te verminderen, om de acute pijn te bestrijden, maar vooral ook om te voorkomen dat er een blijvende zenuwbeschadiging ontstaat, die anders jarenlang klachten kan blijven veroorzaken. Doorgaans krijgt slechts 5% van de gordelroos deze napijn. Vooral ouderen ( 60 jaar) en mensen met kanker hebben een verhoogde kans op napijn. In de praktijk worden naast deze risicogroepen ook gordelroos patinten met hevige pijn behandeld door middel van een epidurale corticosterod injectie. De behandeling De behandeling heeft alleen zin als het kan plaatsvinden binnen vijf weken vanaf het begin van de klachten. Het is noodzakelijk dat de behandeling plaatsvindt vlakbij de pijnlijke zenuw in de buurt van het ruggenmerg door middel van een epidurale injectie. Na plaatselijke verdoving van de huid wordt een naaldje via de rug ingebracht tot in de ruimte rondom het ruggenmerg en vindt injectie plaats van een locale verdoving en een ontstekingsremmend middel (corticosteroden: Depomedrol of Kenakort). Deze behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas, lage rug of het stuitje. De behandeling duurt doorgaans slechts tien minuten. Complicaties Bij de behandeling kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn klachten, die meestal vanzelf over gaan. In zeldzame gevallen kan een infectie optreden dat aanleiding kan geven tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerkingen Als bijwerkingen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Patinten met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers gedurende enkele dagen verhoogd zijn. Er kan enige napijn optreden ten gevolge van deze injectie, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het resultaat is na enkele dagen te beoordelen; in een aantal gevallen zal een herhaling of een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet meer actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt al of niet met hoofdpijn of de insteekplaats tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Trigeminus Neuralgie Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten met een trigeminus neuralgie (TN), en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en de behandeling, met name over de RF behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens Sweet. Wat is een Trigeminus Neuralgie? Trigeminus Neuralgie is een bepaalde vorm van aangezichtspijn, waarbij de patint heftig pijnlijke schietende elektrische sensaties ervaart in het verzorgingsgebied van de aangezichtszenuw (= nervus trigeminus). De pijn kan optreden in de eerste tak (voorhoofd en oog), maar meestal in de tweede (bovenkaak en neus) en in de derde tak (onderkaak). Typisch voor een TN is, dat de pijn optreedt na een prikkel, die normaal niet pijnlijk is, zoals aanraken van de huid, eten, praten, tanden poetsen of een koude wind; de pijn is dus op te wekken. Het is mogelijk, dat de pijn maanden of zelfs jaren spontaan verdwijnt, en dan plotseling weer terugkomt. Doorgaans wordt er geen oorzaak gevonden voor TN. Slechts in zeldzame gevallen vindt de neuroloog bij nader onderzoek een oorzaak voor de TN. Er kan dan sprake zijn van een hersentumor of van een abnormaal verlopend bloedvat of een streng, die tegen de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ook wel bekend als het ganglion Gasseri) in de hersenen drukt. Behandelingsmogelijkheden Als de diagnose Trigeminus Neuralgie is gesteld, dan worden meestal eerst medicijnen voorgeschreven. Het bekendste daarvan is carbamazepine (Tegretol), dat ook bij epilepsie wordt gegeven, en de eigenschap heeft dempend te werken op de activiteit van zenuwcellen. Het dempt echter niet alleen de te grote prikkelbaarheid van de zenuwcellen in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw, maar werkt op alle zenuwen, zodat het vaak bijwerkingen geeft als sufheid, duizeligheid of futloosheid, terwijl er soms leverfunctiestoornissen kunnen optreden. Vroeger werd dan de aangezichtszenuw operatief (gedeeltelijk) doorgesneden. Het grote nadeel van deze methode is, dat het gezicht dan doof (vergelijkbaar met de verdoving bij de tandarts) aanvoelt, maar vooral dat na enige tijd een nieuwe onbehandelbare pijn kan ontstaan, die vaak nog erger is dan de oorspronkelijke pijn. Sinds enige tijd is een neurochirurgische operatie volgens Janetta mogelijk, waarbij de aangezichtszenuw in de hersenen wordt vrijgelegd. Bij deze operatie is het functieverlies van de zenuw geringer, het betreft echter een hersenoperatie, die een langdurige ziekenhuisopname vereist. De radiofrequente (RF) stroom behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens de methode van Sweet. In 1965 beschreef Sweet een relatief simpele behandelingsmethode, waarbij met behulp van rntgendoorlichting een speciale elektrode via de wang naar de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ganglion Gasseri) ingebracht wordt, om aansluitend de zenuw met warmte te behandelen. Omdat het inbrengen van de elektrode pijnlijk kan zijn, vindt deze behandeling onder lichte algehele narcose plaats. U zult tijdens de behandeling aangesloten worden aan apparatuur om hart en bloedsomloop te controleren zoals gebruikelijk bij iedere narcose. Begin van de behandeling Als de elektrode op de juiste plaats ingebracht lijkt, laten we u even wakker worden om de controleren of de punt van de elektrode goed ligt. U kunt dan aangeven of het stroompje dat we even door de elektrodepunt laten lopen, te voelen is in het gebied waar de pijn altijd zit. Als u dat heeft aangegeven laten we u weer een minuut slapen en wordt de elektrodepunt een minuut verwarmd, zodat er een wondje ontstaat in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw waar de kortsluiting zit, die de pijn veroorzaakt. Daarna wordt met een scherp naaldje getest, of het gevoel in het gebied van de aangezichtszenuw, waar de pijn zit, iets minder scherp aanvoelt, en is de behandeling beindigd. Na de behandeling moet u nog ongeveer een uur bewaakt worden en mag u daarna naar huis, u mag echter niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. Na de behandeling U kunt na de behandeling een doof gevoel in het deel van het gezicht hebben, waar voordien de pijn gelokaliseerd was. Het is namelijk niet altijd mogelijk het gevoel volledig intact te laten, omdat er een geringe beschadiging in het ganglion Gasseri moet worden aangebracht, om de pijn weg te krijgen. Het gaat echter niet om een volledig doof gevoel. In de meeste gevallen verdwijnt dit doof gevoel in de daaropvolgende maanden deels of helemaal. Dat betekent niet dat de pijn dan ook weer optreedt; verlammingen of een scheve mond zullen bij deze behandeling niet optreden. Complicaties Het is belangrijk te weten, dat er na de behandeling napijn kan voorkomen, die soms brandend is, terwijl soms de oorspronkelijke trigeminus neuralgie pijnen nog een of twee weken blijven bestaan; als u nog medicijnen gebruikt kunt u die in overleg met uw arts langzaam afbouwen als de napijn verdwenen is. Uiterst zelden worden bij inbrengen van de elektrode via het wangslijmvlies mondbacterin in het hersenvocht gebracht, waardoor er een hersenvliesontsteking kan optreden. Dan krijgt de patint binnen zes uur hoge koorts, hoofdpijn en nekstijfheid, en moet zo spoedig mogelijk begonnen worden met een antibiotica behandeling. Deze complicatie treedt echter nooit later dan zes uur na de behandeling op. Resultaten In het algemeen wordt een goed resultaat bereikt; het kan echter zijn, dat de behandeling te "voorzichtig" uitgevoerd werd, en dat nog een keer iets intensiever behandeld moet worden. Dit kan zonder probleem binnen enkele weken gedaan worden. De pijnklachten kunnen binnen een half tot tien jaar terugkomen, omdat de behandelde zenuw weer aangroeit. De behandeling volgens Sweet kan zonodig bij terugkeren van de pijn op korte termijn herhaald worden. Let op! 1.Op de dag van behandeling nuchter blijven. 2.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 3.Na de behandeling mag u niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand U komt ophalen. 4.Als u na de behandeling binnen zes uur koorts krijgt boven 38.5 graden C, onmiddellijk uw arts raadplegen. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Inleiding Indien U lijdt aan bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn komt U in aanmerking voor deze behandeling. RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Bij de RF ganglion sfenopalatinum wordt een speciale naald bij deze zenuwknoop achter in de neus geplaatst via de wang. Door deze zenuwknoop verlopen met name zenuwvezels die vaker te maken kunnen hebben met bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald via de wang geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwknoopje achter in de neus. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. Allereerst wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met kleine stroompjes, die te voelen zijn in neus of gehemelte. Vervolgens vindt verdere verdoving plaats en volgt de eigenlijke behandeling van het zenuwknoopje met warmte die opgewekt wordt door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom. De behandeling vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een geringe kans op complicaties. Er bestaat een kleine kans, dat er tijdelijk een doof gevoel ontstaat in het gehemelte aan de behandelde kant. Ook kan er een bloeduitstorting in de wang optreden. Bij ongeveer 3% van de patinten treedt een bloedneus op, omdat in de neus een bloedvaatje geraakt kan worden. Soms is het nodig dat de KNO arts deze bloedneus moet behandelen. Bijwerking Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele weken kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. In een aantal gevallen is verdere behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken.
01-19-2005, 07:25:48: Patinteninformatie Sectie Pijnbestrijding - NVA Voorlichtingsmateriaal van de Sectie Pijnbestrijding van de Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 "De volgende patinteninformaties zijn bedoeld als een raamwerk voor anesthesiologen die hun patinten willen informeren over pijnsyndromen en pijnbehandeling. Ze zijn in die zin niet volledig omdat essentile praktische informatie over lokale omstandigheden ontbreekt zoals informatie over dagopname dan wel poliklinische behandeling. Ook informatie over behandelduur en follow-up ontbreekt. Verder ontslaat deze schriftelijke informatie de anesthesioloog niet van de verplichting de informatie mondeling toe te lichten." Pijn bij kanker Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die pijn hebben t.g.v. kanker. Ook voor familieleden kan het zinvol zijn de folder te lezen. In deze folder leest u informatie over de behandeling van pijn bij kanker d.m.v. medicamenten. Behandeling van Pijn bij Kanker door middel van Medicamenten Inleiding Tegenwoordig is pijn bij kanker vaak goed te bestrijden. Als wordt vastgesteld waardoor de pijn wordt veroorzaakt, is pijn bij kanker bijna altijd tot een draaglijk niveau terug te brengen. Niet alle patinten met kanker hebben pijn. In de beginfase van de ziekte heeft ongeveer 30% van de patinten pijnklachten. In een latere fase hebben 60-80% van de patinten met kanker ernstige pijnklachten. In de beginfase van de ziekte is het beleid vooral gericht op het diagnosticeren en het behandelen van de kanker zelf. Omdat ongeveer de helft van de mensen met kanker uiteindelijk geneest, zal de pijn doorgaans verminderen of verdwijnen. In een latere fase van kanker, bijvoorbeeld bij uitgebreide uitzaaiingen of doorgroei van de tumor, wordt genezing minder waarschijnlijk of onmogelijk. Ook dan kunnen soms behandelingen op zijn plaats zijn, die de bedoeling hebben de groei van de kanker te remmen. Hierdoor kan de pijn soms ook bestreden worden. Oorzaken van pijn De pijn kan veroorzaakt worden door: * direkte doorgroei van de tumor in huid, zenuwweefsel of weke delen * indirekte gevolgen van de ziekte; bijvoorbeeld botbreuken, zweren, infecties, verstopping van holle organen (koliekpijn), verstopping van bloedvaten en verhoogde hersendruk * de behandeling van kanker; bijvoorbeeld littekenpijn, fantoompijn (pijn t.g.v. een amputatie), verbindweefseling door bestraling en zenuwgeleidingsstoornissen door chemotherapie * andere aandoeningen dan kanker. Pijnmedicatie De meeste patinten met kanker, die pijn hebben, kunnen door middel van medicamenten worden behandeld. Hierbij moet een aantal principes in acht worden genomen. Belangrijk is dat u niet moet wachten met het innemen van de medicatie tot de pijn onhoudbaar is. U moet proberen de pijn voor te zijn. Neem een pijnstiller zo regelmatig mogelijk in. Op die manier kunt u de terugkeer van pijn voorkomen. Bij krachtige pijnstillers (morfine-achtige middelen), hoeft men bij pijn door kanker niet bang te zijn voor verslaving of voor problemen met de ademhaling. Er is dus geen reden om terughoudend te zijn met pijnstillers. Het is niet zo dat het gebruik van pijnstillers in een vroeg stadium van de ziekte tot gevolg heeft dat in een later stadium de middelen niet meer werkzaam zullen zijn. Een zekere gewenning kan verwacht worden, maar het is in de meeste gevallen mogelijk de dosering van de medicamenten te verhogen zonder dat deze onwerkzaam worden. Behandeling Medicamenten worden toegediend volgens de zogenaamde pijnladder. Hierbij worden stapsgewijs middelen gegeven met een sterkere pijnstillende werking. De stappen van de pijnladder worden n voor n besproken. Stap 1: Paracetamol en NSAID's (ontstekingsremmende pijnstillers). Tot deze groep behoren de meeste huis-, tuin- en keukenpijnstillers. Naprosyne, Voltaren (diclofenac), Brufen (ibuprofen), Indocid (indometacine) en aspirine worden tot de groep NSAID's gerekend. Deze middelen zijn zeer effectief bij lichte tot matige pijn, ongeacht de oorzaak van de pijn. Behalve een pijnstillende werking, hebben ze ook nog een ontstekingsremmende en een koortswerende werking. De voornaamste bijwerkingen zijn: maagklachten, gestoorde nierfunctie en stollingsafwijkingen. De maagklachten zijn doorgaans niet ernstig, maar kunnen in zeldzame gevallen aanleiding geven tot maagbloedingen en maagzweren. De stoornissen van de nierfunctie zijn vooral van belang in combinatie met andere middelen, waaronder sommige vormen van chemotherapie. De stollingsstoornissen zijn vooral van belang bij patinten die bloedverdunners krijgen. Er zijn enkele nieuwe middelen uit de groep NSAID's waarbij minder maagklachten en stollingsstoornissen optreden (Mebutan? en Movicox?). Paracetamol is een pijnstiller die de bovengenoemde bijwerkingen niet heeft en heeft daarentegen ook geen ontstekingsremmende werking. Stap 2: Zwakke morfine-achtige middelen in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Indien patinten met kanker, ondanks een middel uit stap 1 in de juiste dosering, toch nog pijn krijgen dan heeft het geen zin om deze dosering te verhogen. Men moet dan een middel uit stap 2 toevoegen. Middelen zoals codene, Tramal of Temgesic hebben in lichte mate het effect van Morfine. Bij het gebruik van deze middelen bestaat de mogelijkheid dat sufheid optreedt. Bij het gebruik van codene kan men last krijgen van verstopping, waardoor een laxeermiddel nodig is. Omdat de middelen uit stap 3 in de loop van de jaren steeds beter zijn geworden, wordt stap 2 tegenwoordig vaak overgeslagen. Stap 3: Morfine-achtige middelen, al dan niet in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Er zijn veel vooroordelen tegen middelen als morfine als zouden deze gevaarlijk zijn. Mitst men zich aan bepaalde regels houdt, is dit zeker niet van toepassing bij patinten met kankerpijn. Vroeger werd vaak te lang gewacht met het gebruik van morfine. Morfine kan, zonder gevaar, ook in hoge dosis lang door een patint met pijn gebruikt worden. Mitst verhoging van de dosering in overleg met uw arts plaatsvindt kunt u niet te veel gebruiken. Morfine is op zichzelf een snel en kortwerkend middel. Sinds 10 jaar bestaan er echter middelen met een vertraagde afgifte, zodat de werkingsduur verlengd wordt. Het bekendste van deze middelen is MS Contin. MS Contin bestaat in verschillende doseringen. De effectieve werkingsduur is 8-12 uur en het middel dient men minmaal 2 maal daags in te nemen. De dosering kan zonodig om de paar dagen verhoogd worden. Een maximum dosering bestaat niet. De enige beperkingen zijn eventueel de bijwerkingen die kunnen optreden. De drie belangrijkste bijwerkingen van MS Contin zijn: verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Verstopping treedt bijna altijd op, zeker bij een hoge dosering. Daarom krijgen alle patinten, die MS Contin gebruiken ook een laxeermiddel. Misselijkheid treedt slechts op bij 30-40% van de patinten en wordt alleen zonodig behandeld. Het optreden van sufheid is zeer wisselend, maar ook dit kan eventueel met medicamenten behandeld worden. Onderdrukking van de ademhaling treedt alleen op bij zeer plotselinge verhoging van de dosering, met name bij patinten die dit middel nooit eerder gehad hebben. Bij een te hoge dosering bestaat een anti-gif Narcan (naloxon). Bij plotseling staken van morfine kunnen ontwenningsverschijnselen optreden. Soms kan de behandeling worden gestopt omdat de pijn door de behandeling van de kanker afneemt of door een zenuwblokkade. In dat geval is soms begeleiding nodig om het gebruik van de morfine af te bouwen omdat hierbij ontwenningsverschijnselen kunnen optreden (versnelde hartslag, zweten). Doorgaans lukt dat goed bij patinten die weinig pijn hebben. Sinds kort zijn er drie nieuwe middelen op de markt: * Noceptin (in grote lijnen vergelijkbaar met MS Contin). * Kapanol (dit zijn capsules die morfine bevatten met een beduidend langere werkingsduur zodat ze vaak slechts nmaal daags ingenomen hoeven te worden). * Durogesic pleisters die fentanyl bevatten. Fentanyl is een morfine-achtige stof. Er zijn pleisters in vier sterktes. De werking begint pas 12 uur nadat de pleister is opgeplakt. De werkingsduur van een pleister is drie dagen. Hierna kan men hem vervangen door een nieuwe pleister. De pleisters lijken minder verstopping en misselijkheid te veroorzaken dan de andere genoemde middelen. Veel patinten hebben geen laxeermiddel nodig. Omdat pijn bij kanker niet altijd de hele dag even hevig is, kan het soms moeilijk zijn de pijn met de bovengenoemde langwerkende middelen te onderdrukken. Voor korte hevige pijn is men beter af met een kort werkend middel zoals Sevredol. Dit is morfine dat in tablet vorm dat binnen een half uur begint te werken maar ook weer binnen een paar uur is uitgewerkt. Door de snelle opname in de bloedbaan kunnen de bijwerkingen ook plotseling komen opzetten. Aanvullende middelen Soms zijn er aanvullende middelen nodig bij bijzondere soorten pijn. Bij bijvoorbeeld zenuwpijn blijken normale pijnstillers soms maar matig te werken. Bij dit soort pijnen worden middelen gebruikt, die normaal toegepast worden bij depressiviteit of bij epilepsie. Een voorbeeld hiervan is Tryptizol (amitriptyline) en Tegretol (carbamazepine). Verder worden soms middelen gebruikt, die angstremmend zijn, zoals Seresta (oxazepam). Sommige mensen met kankerpijn hebben behoefte aan slaaptabletten. Verder worden hormoonpreparaten zoals Prednison of Oradexon gebruikt. Deze middelen kunnen zwellingen rondom tumoren doen afnemen. Stap 4: Invasieve pijnbestrijding. Met invasieve pijnbestrijding worden een aantal technieken bedoeld zoals zenuwbehandelingen en katheters waardoor pijnstillers door middel van een pomp worden toegediend voor langdurige pijnstilling. Deze technieken zijn effectiever dan behandeling door middel van medicamenten. Ze worden bewaard voor die gevallen, waar medicamenten tekort schieten; wanneer de pijn onaanvaardbaar is, of wanneer de bijwerkingen van de medicamenten onaanvaardbaar zijn. Voor deze bijzondere technieken zijn aparte folders beschikbaar. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bedoeld voor patinten met pijn bij kanker bij wie behandeling door middel van medicamenten niet geleid heeft tot voldoende vermindering van de pijn, of heeft onaanvaardbare bijwerkingen tot gevolg gehad. Epidurale en Spinale Pijnbestrijding bij Patinten met Kanker Inleiding Een alternatief voor de medicamenteuze behandeling van kankerpijn is dan de zogenaamde epidurale of spinale pijnbestrijding. Bij deze vorm van pijnbestrijding worden patinten behandeld door middel van een dunne katheter (slangetje) dat in de rug wordt ingebracht, ofwel in de epiduraalruimte, ofwel in de spinale ruimte. Via deze katheter kunnen pijnstillers worden toegediend door middel van een pompje. De keuze, welke van deze twee behandeltechnieken zal worden toegepast, hangt af van: * de behandelaar en het ziekenhuis, waar de patint behandeld wordt, * en de aard van de pijn. Toepassing De behandeling is vooral geschikt bij pijn op n niveau. Dit houdt in dat de pijn gelokaliseerd is in of de onderste lichaamshelft of alleen de bovenste lichaamshelft of alleen de romp. De enige beperking is dat op de plaats waar geprikt moet worden, geen uitgebreide rugoperaties hebben plaatsgevonden, dat de huid ter plekke niet ontstoken is en dat eventuele gezwellen of uitzaaiingen zich op enige afstand bevinden. Anatomie In de achterste helft van de wervelkolom bevindt zich het ruggenmerg. Dit loopt slechts door tot de helft van de rug, daaronder zijn alleen nog losse zenuwwortels. Deze maken deel uit van het centrale zenuwstelsel en zijn doordrenkt in hersenvocht (liquor). Dit vocht wordt omgeven door de zogeheten dura. Als de katheter wordt ingebracht door de dura dan spreken we van spinale pijnbestrijding. Als de katheter tot net buiten de dura wordt gebracht dan spreekt men van epidurale of peridurale pijnbestrijding. Pijnstilling wordt toegediend door middel van pompjes. (afbeelding is wenselijk) Toediening medicatie Het is mogelijk dat er als pijnstilling alleen een morfine-achtige stof wordt toegediend (Morfine of Sufentanil). In veel gevallen zal hier een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving aan worden toegevoegd (Marcane). Hoewel vroeger veelvuldig gebruik werd gemaakt van injecties die om de paar uur werden toegediend, worden deze pijnstillers tegenwoordig voornamelijk toegediend door middel van pompjes. In de thuissituatie wordt hier doorgaans een draagbaar pompje voor gebruikt, dat op batterijtjes werkt. Deze pompjes zijn voorzien van een knop om extra pijnstillers toe te voegen op momenten dat de pijn het ergst is. De hoeveelheid en frequente van deze toediening wordt geprogrammeerd, zodat U hier nooit teveel van kan krijgen. De katheter kan op een eenvoudige wijze worden ingebracht via de rug en met plakband over de rug worden vastgeplakt. Tegenwoordig wordt, indien de behandeling langere tijd gaat duren, deze katheter ofwel onderhuids getunneld naar de voorzijde, ofwel er zal een poort worden ingebracht (Port-a-cath, Periplant). Deze poorten worden ingebracht door middel van een klein sneetje. Het inbrengen van de katheter Voor het inbrengen van een katheter moet de patint worden opgenomen. Ook het instellen op de juiste dosering kost vaak enkele dagen. Eenvoudige katheters kunnen onder plaatselijke verdoving worden ingebracht. Poorten worden soms onder narcose ingebracht. Het inbrengen zelf kent weinig complicaties. Een goede positie van de katheter wordt soms getest door middel van inspuiten van plaatselijke verdoving. Hierbij kan soms bloeddrukdaling optreden. Bij deze proef dient de pijn grotendeels te verdwijnen, maar afhankelijk van wat er wordt ingespoten, kan het zijn dat er tijdelijk ook vermindering van spierkracht optreedt en dat er gevoelloosheid ontstaat. Een eventuele vermindering van de bloeddruk zal terstond worden behandeld door middel van toediening van vocht via een infuus ofwel door toediening van een geneesmiddel dat de bloeddruk op peil kan houden. Als de anesthesioloog zeker is van een goede positie van de katheter zal gezocht worden naar een middel of een combinatie van middelen, die de pijn voldoende kan onderdrukken zonder dat daarbij ongewenste bijwerkingen optreden. Deze middelen worden door middel van een pompje toegediend. In de thuissituatie gebeurt dit d.m.v. een draagbare pomp (Pharmacia CADD-PCA pomp, Disetronic multifuse). Bijwerkingen Wat betreft de bijwerkingen van de morfine-achtige stoffen, deze zijn dezelfde als die kunnen optreden na behandeling door morfine tabletten (zoals MS-Contin?) te weten verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Doorgaans zijn deze bijwerkingen minder ernstig dan bij medicamenten die in tabletvorm worden ingenomen. De toevoeging van een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving kan zoals bij een proefblok in hoge dosering leiden tot vermindering van spierkracht en verminderd gevoel. Bij lagere dosering zal U dit meestal niet merken. Complicaties Er zijn enkele technische complicaties mogelijk bij deze behandeling, waaronder het afknikken van de katheter en het verschuiven van de katheter, waarbij deze alsnog verkeerd komt te liggen. Bij de epiduraalkatheter kan verbindweefseling optreden van de epiduraalruimte, die soms pijn en verstopping van de katheter tot gevolg heeft. Bij katheters die spinaal worden ingebracht kan de eerste dagen hoofdpijn voorkomen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is meestal mild en verdwijnt vanzelf in de meeste gevallen en behoeft geen speciale behandeling. Een van de vervelendste complicaties is toch een infectie. In grote lijnen blijkt dat uiteindelijk tussen de 5 en 10% van de katheters eens een keer infecteren. Doorgaans betekent dit dat de katheter verwijderd moet worden. Eventueel kan deze na behandeling d.m.v. antibiotica opnieuw geplaatst worden in een iets andere ligging. In zeldzame gevallen kan de infectie leiden tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. Behandeling thuis Om d.m.v. deze vorm van pijnstilling thuis verder behandeld te worden, is vanuit het ziekenhuis goede samenwerking noodzakelijk met de huisarts, wijkverpleegkundige en apotheek. Hier zijn uitgebreide instructies voor nodig. Ondersteuning door familieleden is wenselijk. De technische ondersteuning van de pomp wordt in iedere regio in Nederland anders geregeld. Veelal komt deze ondersteuning vanuit particuliere bedrijven. Zij verhuren die pompen aan ziektekostenverzekeraars of beheren de pompen, die eigendom van de ziektekostenverzekeraars zijn. Deze firma's zorgen alleen voor technische ondersteuning. De eindverantwoordelijkheid voor de medische aspecten ligt bij de huisarts en de anesthesioloog in samenspraak met elkaar. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Na het succesvol plaatsen van de katheter kan de anti-stolling worden hervat. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt of de insteekopening van de katheter tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een intrathecaal neurolyse Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er te veel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn gelokaliseerd is rondom de anus of de uitwendige geslachtsdelen, bestaat de mogelijkheid om de pijn te bestrijden door middel van intrathecaal neurolyse. Intrathecaal neurolyse De naam neurolyse duidt op een zenuwbehandeling, waarbij een sterk etsende stof (fenol) bewust wordt ingespoten om een zenuw te beschadigen. Hierdoor wordt in veel gevallen de pijngeleiding onderbroken. De behandeling kan alleen onder bepaalde omstandigheden plaatsvinden. De betreffende zenuwen zijn namelijk betrokken bij de functie van de blaas en de anus. De behandeling kan hierdoor leiden tot functiestoornissen van deze twee organen. Daarom wordt de behandeling alleen toegepast bij patinten, die al een stoma (kunstmatige uitgang van de darm) hebben, en bij patinten die al een blaasstoornis hebben, waarvoor het noodzakelijk is dat ze een permanente blaaskatheter of een urinestoma (kunstmatige uitgang voor de afvoer van urine) hebben. De behandeling wordt alleen toegepast bij patinten met kanker die een beperkte levensverwachting hebben. Hoewel exacte levensverwachtingen niet precies te voorspellen zijn, wordt als algemene richtlijn 6 maanden aangehouden. De behandeling vindt plaats d.m.v. een prik laag in de rug tussen de onderste lendenwervels en duurt slechts enkele minuten. De behandeling moet in zittende houding worden uitgevoerd. Dit kan bij patinten met pijn in dit gebied nogal eens moeilijkheden opleveren. Bij de behandeling wordt een zeer kleine hoeveelheid vloeistof ingespoten, welke afzakt naar de onderste zenuwen. Daarom is het van belang dat de patint na de behandeling nog 2 uur rechtop of half zittend blijft. Dit is meestal geen probleem omdat de pijn meestal onmiddellijk minder wordt. Complicaties Het kan wel eens voorkomen dat er een lichte verzwakking van de spierkracht van de benen optreedt. Dit leidt doorgaans niet tot loopstoornissen. Over het algemeen herstelt de spierkracht zich grotendeels in de eerste weken na de behandeling. In zeldzame gevallen kan een hersenvlies ontsteking optreden. Deze gaat gepaard met hoofdpijn en koorts. Verder kunt U de eerste dagen hoofdpijn krijgen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is vaak mild en verdwijnt vanzelf behoeft daarom meestal geen speciale behandeling. Resultaat Het effect van de behandeling houdt doorgaans enkele maanden aan. De behandeling kan zonodig herhaald worden. Ook hier geldt dat weer dezelfde voorzorgsmaatregelen moeten worden genomen. In veel gevallen zal het mogelijk zijn om pijnmedicatie, die tevoren werd gebruikt, te verminderen of te staken. In geval van gebruik van morfine-achtige stoffen moet men bedacht zijn op de mogelijkheid van ontwenningsverschijnselen. Hiervoor is soms begeleiding nodig. Bij patinten met zenuwpijn moet worden opgemerkt dat de behandeling soms beduidend minder effectief is, zodat, ondanks een volledig gevoelloos gebied rondom de anus, de pijn toch blijft bestaan. Hiervoor zijn andere behandelingen noodzakelijk. Let op! Indien U antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient U hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een plexus coeliacus blokkade. Inleiding Deze behandeling kan worden toegepast bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker van de bovenbuikorganen, zoals de alvleesklier, de maag en de lever. Het betreft een blokkade van een zenuwnetwerk in de bovenbuik. Dit zenuwnetwerk wordt in medische termen ?plexus coeliacus? genoemd. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. U moet rekenen op een opname van 1 tot 3 dagen. Plexus coeliacus blokkade De behandeling kan in principe onder plaatselijke verdoving, onder een epidurale verdoving ("ruggenprik") of onder een lichte algehele narcose plaatsvinden De keuze kan in overleg met de anesthesioloogesist gemaakt worden. De behandeling duurt ongeveer een halfuur. Tijdens de behandeling ligt u op uw buik. Onder rntgendoorlichting worden 2 naalden via de rug ingebracht. Er wordt een contrastvloeistof ingespoten om de positie van de 2 naalden te controleren. Vervolgens wordt de behandelvloeistof rondom het zenuwnetwerk gespoten. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd, toch bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een complicatie die zeer zelden voorkomt is een dwarslaesie (gedeeltelijke verlamming van beide benen). De kans daarop is uitermate gering. Het tijdelijk optreden van diarree is een vaak voorkomende bijwerking van deze behandeling. U kunt de eerste weken na de behandeling bij plotseling rechtop komen, even duizelig zijn. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Het resultaat van de blokkade is pas 1 of 2 dagen na de behandeling duidelijk. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. Het effect van de behandeling houdt gemiddeld enkele maanden aan en kan zonodig herhaald worden. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een chordotomie Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er teveel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn zich met name in n lichaamshelft bevindt, bestaat de mogelijkheid om deze pijn te bestrijden door middel van een blokkade in het ruggenmerg. Dit noemt men in medische termen een "chordotomie". De opname duurt enkele dagen. Chordotomie Bij deze behandeling wordt de pijnbaan in het ruggenmerg opgezocht met een speciale naald. De baan wordt vervolgens onderbroken door middel van warmte (door radiofrequente stroom). De behandeling vindt in de nek plaats vlak onder het oor. Hier wordt de huid plaatselijk verdoofd. De behandeling vindt plaats aan de tegenover liggende lichaamshelft dan waar de pijn zich bevindt. De reden hiervoor is dat de pijnbaan gekruist verloopt. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude verloopt via dezelfde baan. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude zal dan ook na de behandeling aan de betreffende lichaamshelft (waar oorspronkelijk de pijn zat) zijn verdwenen. Complicaties Hoewel de behandeling zorgvuldig wordt uitgevoerd; is er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een stoornis in de blaasfunctie kan in sommige gevallen optreden, zodat een blaaskatheter noodzakelijk wordt. In zeldzame gevallen kan een krachtverlies optreden aan de kant van de blokkade. In de meeste gevallen herstelt zich dit weer. Deze stoornissen treden op door een tijdelijke vochtophoping rond de behandelde plaats in het ruggenmerg, u krijgt enkele dagen een tablet (oradexon) voorgeschreven, om genezing daarvan te bespoedigen. Na ongeveer 6 maanden is er een geringe kans op het optreden van een branderige pijn of onaangenaam gevoel in het oorspronkelijke pijngebied. Verder kunt U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot jeuk, huiduitslag of kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat De kans op succes van deze behandeling is vrij groot. Enkele uren na de behandeling is het effect van de behandeling merkbaar. Let op! 1.Na de behandeling is ook het warmte/koude gevoel aan de kant van de oorspronkelijke pijn verdwenen. U dient na de behandeling dus voorzichtig te zijn met het hanteren van hete of koude voorwerpen. 2. Loop, zowel binnen- als buitenshuis, op deugdelijk schoeisel. U kunt namelijk met uw voet ergens intrappen zonder dat u pijn gewaar wordt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Als u na het lezen van deze folder nog vragen heeft, kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten en familieleden van patinten met een Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS, Sympathische Reflex Dystrofie, Post-traumatische Dystrofie) en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en het behandelprogramma. Inleiding Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS) is een ernstig en slecht begrepen ziektebeeld; het treedt meestal op in een arm of been na een verwonding of een operatie. Waardoor dit ziektebeeld ontstaat is (nog) niet geheel duidelijk. Mede hierdoor is dit pijnsyndroom bekend onder vele namen. Vroege herkenning ervan is erg belangrijk, omdat men door snel met de behandeling te beginnen in veel gevallen kan voorkomen dat het ziektebeeld ernstiger wordt. Symptomen van CRPS Men kan de diagnose CRPS stellen indien vier van de volgende symptomen aanwezig zijn: 1.De ernst of het karakter van de pijn past niet in het patroon van het letsel of de operatie. 2.Abnormale pijn bij aanraken. 3.Abnormale kleur, meestal een roodblauwe verkleuring. 4.Abnormale temperatuur, meestal een warmere, soms een koudere aangedane extremiteit. 5.Zwelling (oedeem). 6.Toename van pijn tijdens of na beweging. Oorzaken van CRPS In talrijke internationale publicaties over CRPS wordt melding gemaakt van een relatie met het sympathische (onwillekeurige of vegetatieve) zenuwstelsel, hoewel de aard van deze relatie nog niet geheel duidelijk is. In feite ontstaat er bij een CRPS een stoornis in het regelmechanisme, dat zorgt voor het op gang komen van het genezingsproces na een verwonding, hetgeen leidt tot een dystrofie van de aangedane weefsels. "Dys" betekent "slecht" en "trofie" betekent "voedingstoestand". In diverse wetenschappelijke studies met proefdiermodellen, waarbij een CRPS kan worden nagebootst, is aangetoond dat er abnormale verbindingen ontstaan tussen verschillende soorten zenuwen. Deze hebben normaal geen of nauwelijks verbindingen met elkaar. Het betreft verbindingen tussen gevoelszenuwen, pijnzenuwvezels, spieraansturende vezels en zenuwvezels behorend tot het sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwstelsel. Dit kan grotendeels verklaren waarom bij CRPS stoornissen optreden in het gevoel en de spierkracht. Er kan soms abnormale pijn ontstaan al bij de geringste aanraking. Er kunnen ook regelstoornissen ontstaan in het sympathische zenuwstelsel. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot een stoornis in het regeling van de kleine bloedvaten van alle weefsels,(dus van de huid, spieren, botten, gewrichten, zenuwen en bloedvaten). Dit verklaart de kleurverandering, de abnormale temperatuur, het abnormaal zweten en de abnormale haar- en nagelgroei, de zwelling en pijn; en uiteindelijk in de dystrofie (gestoorde voedingstoestand van de weefsels). Een andere theorie (Sudeck 1900) geeft aan, dat er bij CRPS sprake zou zijn van een abnormale (steriele) ontstekingsreactie, omdat de optredende symptomen bij een ontsteking (zwelling, roodheid, warmte, pijn) meestal ook bij een CRPS voorkomen. Bij deze ontstekingsreactie treden stoornissen op in de zuurstofvoorziening aan de weefsels en komen schadelijke stoffen (vrije zuurstofradicalen) vrij, die de genezing tegenwerken en ervoor verantwoordelijk zijn, dat de zieke arm of het zieke been niet normaal belast kan worden. Als men de zieke ledemaat, ondanks de toenemende pijn toch normaal belast, ontstaat er een zuurstofschuld in de weefsels, die de regelmechanisme van de genezing verder tegenwerkt. In de literatuur worden een aantal factoren genoemd, die de kans op het krijgen van een CRPS verhogen. Allereerst dient genoemd te worden, dat een nog aanwezige "irritatie" in de weefsels van de aangedane extremiteit, zoals bijvoorbeeld een niet genezende fractuur, een botsplinter, een infectie, een zenuwknobbeltje, ingebrachte lichaamsvreemde materialen, uitgebreide weke delen letsels of een beschadigde zenuw, dusdanige schadelijke prikkels naar het zenuwstelsel stuurt, dat het regelmechanisme voor de genezing wordt verstoord en een CRPS kan ontstaan. Ook kan het tevoren al bestaan van pijn in de wervelkolom van de nek of de lage rug (bijvoorbeeld door slijtage), interne ziekten , met name waarbij sprake is van een abnormale regulatie van de bloeddoorstroming zoals suikerziekte, ziekte van Raynaud, maar ook bepaalde vormen van kanker en roken mogelijk het ontstaan van een CRPS uitlokken. CRPS komt bij vrouwen drie keer zo vaak voor als bij mannen. Het stellen van de diagnose De diagnose CRPS kan in de eerste plaats gesteld worden op grond van de klachten en het lichamelijk onderzoek; aanvullend onderzoek dient verricht te worden bij verdenking op het bestaan van onderliggende "irritaties" in de aangedane weefsels of onderliggende ziekten. Dit onderzoek naar een onderliggende oorzaak voor een CRPS dient uitputtend en zonodig bij herhaling te geschieden. Aanvullende diagnostiek met negatief resultaat doet niets af aan de gestelde diagnose, en betekent dus niet dat men geen dystrofie zou hebben. Verder kan aanvullend onderzoek zoals rntgenonderzoek of een botscan de diagnose bevestigen en kan het beloop van een CRPS daaruit mede beoordeeld worden.] De behandeling Helaas is het nog onduidelijk welke van de mogelijke behandelingen de voorkeur geniet. In het algemeen dient bij het vermoeden op een CRPS de patint zo snel mogelijk behandeld te worden, omdat dan meestal voorkomen kan worden, dat de CRPS zich volledig ontwikkelt en ernstige complicaties optreden. Tevens dient het aantonen of uitsluiten van een onderliggende ziekte of "irritatie" zo snel en zorgvuldig mogelijk plaats te vinden. De behandeling is erop gericht de vicieuze pijncirkel te onderbreken en de functie van de extremiteit te behouden, en zo mogelijk de onderliggende ziekte of "irritaties" te behandelen. Veelal zal het nodig blijken, dat meerdere samenwerkende specialisten bij de behandeling worden betrokken; tevens speelt de paramedische afdeling (fysio- en ergotherapie) een belangrijke rol. In principe berust de behandeling op drie hoofdlijnen: 1.Sympathicus blokkades 2.Geneesmiddelen 3.Fysio- en ergotherapie 1. Sympathicus blokkades Tijdelijke of een meer blijvende blokkade van de sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwen, die horen bij de aangedane extremiteit door middel van inspuiten van lokale verdoving of behandeling van deze zenuwen met warmte. In de regel wordt met behulp van het rntgentoestel een dun naaldje of elektrode bij de betreffende zenuw gebracht en vindt met behulp van het toedienen van kleine stroompjes door het puntje van de naald een nog nauwkeuriger positionering plaats. Vervolgens wordt een kleine hoeveelheid lokale verdovingsvloeistof door het naaldje gespoten en kan binnen een halve minuut duidelijk worden of de (gedeeltelijke) blokkade van sympathische zenuwvezels tot een klachtenvermindering leidt. Men kan deze behandeling meerdere malen herhalen, of kiezen voor een langduriger effect van deze blokkade door de punt van de naald van enkele millimeters te verwarmen door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, zodat er een tijdelijke gedeeltelijke onderbreking van deze zenuw optreedt, die zich binnen enkele weken tot maanden weer kan herstellen. Bij een CRPS van de arm bevindt de belangrijkste zenuwknoop van de sympathicus zich in de nek, net voor de zevende nekwervel. Voor een CRPS van het been bevindt de te behandelen sympathische zenuwknoop zich aan de voorkant van de onderste lendenwervels. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folders (RF ganglion stellatum blok en RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade). Een andere methode om de sympathische zenuwen van een arm of been te behandelen is het zogenaamde RIS (regionaal intraveneus sympathicus) blok. Nadat met een bloeddrukmanchet de bloedtoevoer naar arm of been tijdelijk (15 20 minuten) wordt afgesloten, spuit men door een ingebracht infuusnaaldje een verdovingsvloeistof samen met Ismeline, een ganglionblokkerende stof (een stof die de overdrachtstof in de zenuw blokkeert). Door de verdoving doet deze behandeling nauwelijks pijn, hoewel de bloeddrukmanchet wel even strak aan kan voelen; het geneesmiddel zorgt voor een farmacologische (medicamenteuze) sympathicus blokkade van enkele dagen. In het algemeen moet deze procedure minstens vier maal herhaald worden en kan het gunstige effect van de blokkade steeds langer worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. 2. Geneesmiddelen Volgens de theorie van de steriele ontsteking komen bij een CRPS een overmaat aan afvalproducten van het zuurstofmetabolisme, zogenaamde vrije radicalen in de weefsels vrij; deze vrije radicalen kunnen worden tegengewerkt door het aanbrengen van dimethylsulfoxide (DMSO) crme op de huid, en acetylcysteine (Fluimucil) en het toedienen van mannitol infusen. De eerst genoemde middelen kunnen meteen na het stellen van de diagnose worden voorgeschreven. Mannitol wordt toegediend als infuus gedurende 7 tot 14 dagen. Dit kan zowel tijdens een ziekenhuisopname als in de thuissituatie. Hierbij wordt de mannitol toegediend door middel van een draagbare pomp. Ook kan met geneesmiddelen, die op de regeling van de bloedvaten inwerken zoals ketanserine, calciumantagonisten (Isoptin, Adalat) en alfa- blokkers soms een gunstig effect bereikt worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de bijsluiters. 3. Fysio- en ergotherapie. U kunt door de pijnspecialist naar de afdeling fysiotherapie worden verwezen. Uw eerste behandeling zal bestaan uit een kennismakingsgesprek met de fysiotherapeut waarbij u uw problemen kenbaar maakt. De fysiotherapeut zal vooral kijken naar de pijn en de bewegingsproblemen in de verschillende gewrichten. Eventueel kan een ergotherapeut worden ingeschakeld die vooral kijkt hoe u met uw problemen omgaat bij dagelijkse activiteiten. De eerste behandelingen zullen vooral bestaan uit observaties en vastleggen van uw mogelijkheden en beperkingen. Ook zal er gesproken worden over uw verwachtingen ten aanzien van herstel en hersteltijd. Uit deze informatie zal in overleg met u een behandelplan worden opgesteld. Afhankelijk van de ernst van uw klachten zal er (zeker in de beginfase) vaak noodzaak bestaan voor belastingbeperkende maatregelen. Dit kan inhouden het dragen van een rustspalk bij dystrofie van de hand, of het gebruik van loopkrukken bij dystrofie van de onderste extremiteit. Het nemen van voldoende rust en het verdelen van activiteiten en oefeningen over de gehele dag blijft een punt, dat de hele revalidatie terugkomt. Wanneer de dystrofie rustiger wordt en de pijnklachten afnemen, kan de belasting geleidelijk worden opgevoerd. Bij de fysiotherapie verschuift het accent naar oefeningen gericht op verbetering van beweeglijkheid en spierkracht. Bij de ergotherapie zal u begeleid worden wat betreft het steeds meer gaan gebruiken van de aangedane extremiteit (b.v. met betrekking tot algemene activiteiten, huishoudelijke activiteiten, hobby’s, vervoer, eventuele werkhervatting etc.). Er wordt gestreefd naar een zo goed mogelijk herstel. 100% herstel is hierbij niet altijd realiseerbaar. In ieder geval zal de behandeling erop gericht worden dat u met de eventuele restklachten zo goed mogelijk zult kunnen blijven functioneren. Om dit laatste te kunnen bereiken zal in voorkomende gevallen de hulp van de revalidatiearts en andere revalidatie ondersteunende disciplines worden ingeroepen. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Ganglion Stellatum blokkade Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een proefblok van het ganglion stellatum Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast bij zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling soms toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. Stellatum blokkade De proefblok van het ganglion stellatum (= stervormig zenuwknoopje) is een behandeling waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel voor de zevende nekwervel in de hals wordt verdoofd. Bij de behandeling wordt een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. De positie van de naald wordt met rntgencontrast bevestigd. Vervolgens wordt de verdoving ingespoten. De hele behandeling duurt slechts tien minuten. Bij een proefblok is het gebruikelijk dat het effect van de behandeling na enkele uren is uitgewerkt. Hiermee kan men nagaan of het zin heeft om deze zenuwknooppunt langdurig uit te schakelen. Complicaties Als zeer zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies worden geraakt, waardoor een klaplong (pneumothorax) kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk, huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog wat wazig zien of kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u even een hese stem hebben. Dit is van tijdelijke aard. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan duren. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het effect kan meestal meteen beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat het effect pas na enkele dagen bemerkt wordt. In de meeste gevallen is dan een RF behandeling noodzakelijk van het ganglion stellatum. Hierbij wordt door middel van warmte (opgewekt door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) deze zenuwknoop langdurig uitgeschakeld. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus blok Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus (RIS) blok. Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatie stoornissen van arm of been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als sympathische reflexdystrofie of posttraumatische dystrofie) en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. Meestal moet deze behandeling enkele keren worden herhaald. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus(RIS) blok Een regionale intraveneuze sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling van een arm of been, waarbij met behulp van een vaatverwijdend medicijn (Ismeline), dat in de bloedbaan wordt gespoten, een gedeeltelijke blokkade van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt verkregen. Bij de RIS blokkade wordt eerst een infuusnaald ingebracht in de arm of het been, dat behandeld gaat worden. De arm of het been wordt "bloedleeg" gemaakt door leegstrijken met een strakke band waarna een manchet om de arm of het been wordt opgepompt. Vervolgens wordt het medicijn via de infuusnaald ingespoten. Omdat de werking van het medicijn pijnlijk kan zijn wordt het gemengd met een verdovingsvloeistof. Na 15 tot 20 minuten wordt de bloedleegte band weer losgelaten Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm of been. In veel gevallen treedt hierbij pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicaties van deze behandeling kunnen na losmaken van de band tijdelijk bloeddruk schommelingen optreden. Deze zijn meestal van korte duur maar kunnen soms enkele uren aanwezig zijn. De tekenen hiervan zijn duizeligheid en misselijkheid. Ook kan men wat gezwollen slijmvliezen hebben gedurende enkele uren, met als gevolg verstopte neus en rode ogen. Deze klachten gaan vanzelf over. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na herhaalde behandelingen kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal herhaling of een aanvullende therapie nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over alle medicijnen die u gebruikt. 3.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u met uw behandelend arts bespreken. RF blokkades Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion stellatum blok Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast wanneer er sprake is van zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als posttraumatische dystrofie of sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. RF ganglion stellatum blok RF stellatum is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje in de hals wordt behandeld met warmte. Deze warmte wordt opgewekt door zogenaamde radiofrequente (RF) stroom. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. De positie van de naald wordt bevestigd met rntgencontrastmiddel. Vervolgens wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met een stroompje en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt tot een bepaalde temperatuur verwarmd. Complicatie Als zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies geraakt worden, waardoor een klaplong kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog (aan de kant van de behandelde lichaamszijde) wat wazig zien en kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u tijdelijk een hese stem hebben. Deze verschijnselen worden veroorzaakt door de plaatselijke verdoving en verdwijnen binnen enkele uren. In zeldzame gevallen treedt er een langdurige verlamming van een stemband op; vaak herstelt dit zich na enige tijd. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. Soms wordt dit ervaren als een brok in de keel. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Behalve een vermindering van de pijn treedt vaak een betere doorbloeding op waardoor de arm aangenaam warm wordt. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet zelfstandig aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatiestoornissen in armen, handen en vingers, bij complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) en bij bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Thoracale sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom. Bij de thoracale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naald(en) is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte, dat door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom wordt opgewekt en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm hand en vingers. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel ontstaan in het huidgebied, dat verzorgd wordt door een zenuwtak, die verloopt onder een rib. Ook is er een kleine kans dat de long wordt aangeprikt waardoor en zogenaamde klaplong (pneumothorax) kan ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicaties. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk en huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking Na deze behandeling kan napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. Dit is echter altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij pijn van de wervelkolom en/of het been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van een been, circulatiestoornissen van het been en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Lumbale sympathicus blokkade is een vorm van behandeling, waarbij met behulp van n of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige (sympathische) zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom ter hoogte van de lendenwervels. Bij de lumbale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naalden is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in been en voet. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Sommige patinten zijn allergische voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zwelling optreden van het been en/of de voet, omdat er meer bloed naar het been gaat dan voor de behandeling. Tevens bestaat er een kans op het optreden van zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel in de lies en het bovenbeen. Deze onaangenaamheden zullen in de loop van enkele weken meestal vanzelf verdwijnen. Daarnaast kan na deze behandeling napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. In zeldzame gevallen ontstaat enkele weken een warm pijnlijk gezwollen been; binnen enkele weken verdwijnen deze verschijnselen vanzelf. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze bijwerkingen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen van deze folder vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Racz-procedure Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Racz-procedure (epiduraal adhesiolysis) Inleiding Epidurale adhesiolysis betekent het losmaken van inwendige littekens in de buurt van de vliezen rond het ruggenmerg. Als uit uw klachtenpatroon en uit aanvullend onderzoek als CT- of MRI-scan of een epidurogram gebleken is, dat een belangrijk deel van uw pijnklachten berust op inwendige littekenvorming rond de ruggenmergvliezen, kan geprobeerd worden deze littekens met medicijnen losser te maken. De behandeling is genoemd naar G.B. Racz die de techniek voor het eerst beschreef. Epidurale Adhesiolysis Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting meestal via het staartbeentje een plastic slangetje ingebracht tot bij het inwendige litteken. Als het litteken met rntgencontrast zichtbaar is gemaakt, wordt door het inspuiten van het enzym hyaluronidase, verdovingsvloeistof en bijnierschorshormoon (langwerkend prednison) geprobeerd het litteken losser te maken. In het algemeen wordt deze behandeling enkele keren herhaald. Deze behandeling duurt ongeveer 20 minuten en vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties Als zeldzame complicatie kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn, die meestal vanzelf verdwijnt. Uiterst zelden kan er een tijdelijk kracht- en/of gevoelsverlies van de benen optreden. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Bijwerkingen In een aantal gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd weer. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of in overleg met uw huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Als bijwerkingen van de gebruikte medicijnen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden, en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Mensen met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers een aantal dagen hoger zijn dan anders. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is het nodig de behandeling te herhalen. Soms is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend specialist. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Dit is een behandeling waarbij de pijngeleiding vanuit de steungewrichtjes, die gelegen zijn aan de achterkant van de wervelkolom, benvloed wordt. In veel gevallen treedt hierdoor een pijnvermindering op. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas of lage rug. RF facetdenervatie Bij de RF facetdenervatie wordt de huid verdoofd. Onder rntgendoorlichting, worden naalden geplaatst bij de zenuwtakjes van de betreffende steungewrichten. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje de positie van het naaldpuntje gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt het betreffende zenuwtje voor langere tijd uitgeschakeld. Complicatie Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt(zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF discus behandeling. Inleiding Uit uw klachtenpatroon en aanvullend onderzoek is gebleken, dat n of meerdere tussenwervelschijven (discus) een deel van uw pijn veroorzaken. Daarom komt U in aanmerking voor een RF-discus behandeling. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek of lage rug. RF discusbehandeling Een RF discusbehandeling is een warmtebehandeling van de tussenwervelschijf. Bij deze behandeling wordt de huid verdoofd en wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst in de tussenwervelschijf. Vervolgens wordt de tussenwervelschijf met warmte behandeld (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een zeer geringe kans op complicaties. Er kan een krachtsvermindering of een gevoelsvermindering in het huidgebied van de in de buurt lopende zenuwwortel optreden. Tevens kan er een infectie van de tussenwervelschijf ontstaan. Om dit te voorkomen wordt aan het einde van de behandeling een antibioticum in de tussenwervelschijf gespoten. Bij een eventuele ontsteking van de tussenwervelschijf krijgt u koorts en pijn. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. De napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Eventueel kunt u aan uw huisarts of behandelend pijnarts een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u vier dagen voor de behandeling hiermee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij koorts en pijn dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ramus communicans denervatie Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF ramus communicans denervatie RF ramus communicans denervatie is een behandeling waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwtakje wordt behandeld. De ramus communicans is een verbindingstak dat verloopt aan de zijkant van een wervellichaam, dat een deel van de pijn afkomstig van de tussenwervelschijf doorgeeft naar het ruggenmerg. Bij de RF ramus communicans denervatie wordt onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, een speciale naald geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwtakje met behulp van rntgencontrast. Vervolgens wordt door een klein teststroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd. Na verdere verdoving wordt de naaldpunt verwarmd door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, waardoor het zenuwtje voor langere tijd wordt uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Soms is het nodig dit zenuwtakje op meerdere wervelniveaus te behandelen. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een warmer been ontstaan aan de behandelde zijde. Ook kan er, veelal tijdelijk, een lichte kracht- en/of gevoelsvermindering van het been ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion dorsale of rhizotomie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft, die te maken hebben met de wervelkolom en een uitstraling bestaat naar hoofd, arm, romp of been, dan kunt u in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. Dit is vast te stellen door middel van het lichamelijk onderzoek en/of proefblokkades. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie Rhizotomie is afgeleid van het Griekse ?rhizos? dat wortel betekent, terwijl ?ganglion dorsale?, achterste zenuwknoop betekent. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie is een behandeling, waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwwortel wordt behandeld. Na locale verdoving van de huid wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwwortel. De naaldpositie wordt gecontroleerd met kleine teststroompjes, vervolgens wordt verder verdoofd en wordt de zenuwwortel verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom) tot een vooraf bepaalde temperatuur. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding in de zenuwwortel benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een gevoelsvermindering optreden in het huidgebied van de behandelde zenuwwortel, en uiterst zelden een krachtsvermindering. In het algemeen herstellen deze stoornissen zich binnen enkele maanden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele (6 tot 8)weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter) of via huisarts of behandelend specialist vragen om een andere pijnstiller. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een verdere behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of aceocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft kunt u die altijd met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF denervatie SI-gewricht. Inleiding Deze behandeling vindt plaats ter hoogte van de bil/ het heiligbeen. Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF denervatie SI-gewricht RF denervatie SI-gewricht (het sacroiliacaal gewricht is het gewricht tussen heiligbeen en bekken) is een behandeling waarbij met naalden de zenuwtakjes naar dit gewricht worden behandeld. De naam denervatie betekent letterlijk ?ontzenuwen? hoewel in werkelijkheid de zenuwen alleen beschadigd worden. Bij de RF denervatie SI-gewricht worden onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, naalden geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwtjes. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom), waardoor de zenuw voor langere tijd worden uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit het SI-gewricht benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. Dit komt omdat er een vanuit de behandelde zenuw een takje naar de huid loopt. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Gordelroos Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die behandeld worden voor gordelroos door middel van een epidurale corticosteroid injectie Inleiding Gordelroos of herpes zoster is een virusinfectie en wordt veroorzaakt door het waterpokkenvirus. De meeste mensen hebben het virus sinds hun jeugd bij de waterpokken opgelopen; het blijft inactief totdat de weerstand van het lichaam om een of andere reden afneemt en het virus opnieuw actief wordt. Het virus heeft dan de vervelende eigenschap zich in een zenuw te nestelen, waardoor een zenuwontsteking optreedt; in het huidgebied waar de zenuw bij hoort ontstaat een uitslag met roodheid, vaak hevige pijn, blaasjes en jeuk. De behandeling is erop gericht de bij de ontsteking optredende zwelling in de zenuw te verminderen, om de acute pijn te bestrijden, maar vooral ook om te voorkomen dat er een blijvende zenuwbeschadiging ontstaat, die anders jarenlang klachten kan blijven veroorzaken. Doorgaans krijgt slechts 5% van de gordelroos deze napijn. Vooral ouderen ( 60 jaar) en mensen met kanker hebben een verhoogde kans op napijn. In de praktijk worden naast deze risicogroepen ook gordelroos patinten met hevige pijn behandeld door middel van een epidurale corticosterod injectie. De behandeling De behandeling heeft alleen zin als het kan plaatsvinden binnen vijf weken vanaf het begin van de klachten. Het is noodzakelijk dat de behandeling plaatsvindt vlakbij de pijnlijke zenuw in de buurt van het ruggenmerg door middel van een epidurale injectie. Na plaatselijke verdoving van de huid wordt een naaldje via de rug ingebracht tot in de ruimte rondom het ruggenmerg en vindt injectie plaats van een locale verdoving en een ontstekingsremmend middel (corticosteroden: Depomedrol of Kenakort). Deze behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas, lage rug of het stuitje. De behandeling duurt doorgaans slechts tien minuten. Complicaties Bij de behandeling kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn klachten, die meestal vanzelf over gaan. In zeldzame gevallen kan een infectie optreden dat aanleiding kan geven tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerkingen Als bijwerkingen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Patinten met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers gedurende enkele dagen verhoogd zijn. Er kan enige napijn optreden ten gevolge van deze injectie, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het resultaat is na enkele dagen te beoordelen; in een aantal gevallen zal een herhaling of een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet meer actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt al of niet met hoofdpijn of de insteekplaats tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Trigeminus Neuralgie Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten met een trigeminus neuralgie (TN), en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en de behandeling, met name over de RF behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens Sweet. Wat is een Trigeminus Neuralgie? Trigeminus Neuralgie is een bepaalde vorm van aangezichtspijn, waarbij de patint heftig pijnlijke schietende elektrische sensaties ervaart in het verzorgingsgebied van de aangezichtszenuw (= nervus trigeminus). De pijn kan optreden in de eerste tak (voorhoofd en oog), maar meestal in de tweede (bovenkaak en neus) en in de derde tak (onderkaak). Typisch voor een TN is, dat de pijn optreedt na een prikkel, die normaal niet pijnlijk is, zoals aanraken van de huid, eten, praten, tanden poetsen of een koude wind; de pijn is dus op te wekken. Het is mogelijk, dat de pijn maanden of zelfs jaren spontaan verdwijnt, en dan plotseling weer terugkomt. Doorgaans wordt er geen oorzaak gevonden voor TN. Slechts in zeldzame gevallen vindt de neuroloog bij nader onderzoek een oorzaak voor de TN. Er kan dan sprake zijn van een hersentumor of van een abnormaal verlopend bloedvat of een streng, die tegen de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ook wel bekend als het ganglion Gasseri) in de hersenen drukt. Behandelingsmogelijkheden Als de diagnose Trigeminus Neuralgie is gesteld, dan worden meestal eerst medicijnen voorgeschreven. Het bekendste daarvan is carbamazepine (Tegretol), dat ook bij epilepsie wordt gegeven, en de eigenschap heeft dempend te werken op de activiteit van zenuwcellen. Het dempt echter niet alleen de te grote prikkelbaarheid van de zenuwcellen in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw, maar werkt op alle zenuwen, zodat het vaak bijwerkingen geeft als sufheid, duizeligheid of futloosheid, terwijl er soms leverfunctiestoornissen kunnen optreden. Vroeger werd dan de aangezichtszenuw operatief (gedeeltelijk) doorgesneden. Het grote nadeel van deze methode is, dat het gezicht dan doof (vergelijkbaar met de verdoving bij de tandarts) aanvoelt, maar vooral dat na enige tijd een nieuwe onbehandelbare pijn kan ontstaan, die vaak nog erger is dan de oorspronkelijke pijn. Sinds enige tijd is een neurochirurgische operatie volgens Janetta mogelijk, waarbij de aangezichtszenuw in de hersenen wordt vrijgelegd. Bij deze operatie is het functieverlies van de zenuw geringer, het betreft echter een hersenoperatie, die een langdurige ziekenhuisopname vereist. De radiofrequente (RF) stroom behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens de methode van Sweet. In 1965 beschreef Sweet een relatief simpele behandelingsmethode, waarbij met behulp van rntgendoorlichting een speciale elektrode via de wang naar de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ganglion Gasseri) ingebracht wordt, om aansluitend de zenuw met warmte te behandelen. Omdat het inbrengen van de elektrode pijnlijk kan zijn, vindt deze behandeling onder lichte algehele narcose plaats. U zult tijdens de behandeling aangesloten worden aan apparatuur om hart en bloedsomloop te controleren zoals gebruikelijk bij iedere narcose. Begin van de behandeling Als de elektrode op de juiste plaats ingebracht lijkt, laten we u even wakker worden om de controleren of de punt van de elektrode goed ligt. U kunt dan aangeven of het stroompje dat we even door de elektrodepunt laten lopen, te voelen is in het gebied waar de pijn altijd zit. Als u dat heeft aangegeven laten we u weer een minuut slapen en wordt de elektrodepunt een minuut verwarmd, zodat er een wondje ontstaat in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw waar de kortsluiting zit, die de pijn veroorzaakt. Daarna wordt met een scherp naaldje getest, of het gevoel in het gebied van de aangezichtszenuw, waar de pijn zit, iets minder scherp aanvoelt, en is de behandeling beindigd. Na de behandeling moet u nog ongeveer een uur bewaakt worden en mag u daarna naar huis, u mag echter niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. Na de behandeling U kunt na de behandeling een doof gevoel in het deel van het gezicht hebben, waar voordien de pijn gelokaliseerd was. Het is namelijk niet altijd mogelijk het gevoel volledig intact te laten, omdat er een geringe beschadiging in het ganglion Gasseri moet worden aangebracht, om de pijn weg te krijgen. Het gaat echter niet om een volledig doof gevoel. In de meeste gevallen verdwijnt dit doof gevoel in de daaropvolgende maanden deels of helemaal. Dat betekent niet dat de pijn dan ook weer optreedt; verlammingen of een scheve mond zullen bij deze behandeling niet optreden. Complicaties Het is belangrijk te weten, dat er na de behandeling napijn kan voorkomen, die soms brandend is, terwijl soms de oorspronkelijke trigeminus neuralgie pijnen nog een of twee weken blijven bestaan; als u nog medicijnen gebruikt kunt u die in overleg met uw arts langzaam afbouwen als de napijn verdwenen is. Uiterst zelden worden bij inbrengen van de elektrode via het wangslijmvlies mondbacterin in het hersenvocht gebracht, waardoor er een hersenvliesontsteking kan optreden. Dan krijgt de patint binnen zes uur hoge koorts, hoofdpijn en nekstijfheid, en moet zo spoedig mogelijk begonnen worden met een antibiotica behandeling. Deze complicatie treedt echter nooit later dan zes uur na de behandeling op. Resultaten In het algemeen wordt een goed resultaat bereikt; het kan echter zijn, dat de behandeling te "voorzichtig" uitgevoerd werd, en dat nog een keer iets intensiever behandeld moet worden. Dit kan zonder probleem binnen enkele weken gedaan worden. De pijnklachten kunnen binnen een half tot tien jaar terugkomen, omdat de behandelde zenuw weer aangroeit. De behandeling volgens Sweet kan zonodig bij terugkeren van de pijn op korte termijn herhaald worden. Let op! 1.Op de dag van behandeling nuchter blijven. 2.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 3.Na de behandeling mag u niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand U komt ophalen. 4.Als u na de behandeling binnen zes uur koorts krijgt boven 38.5 graden C, onmiddellijk uw arts raadplegen. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Inleiding Indien U lijdt aan bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn komt U in aanmerking voor deze behandeling. RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Bij de RF ganglion sfenopalatinum wordt een speciale naald bij deze zenuwknoop achter in de neus geplaatst via de wang. Door deze zenuwknoop verlopen met name zenuwvezels die vaker te maken kunnen hebben met bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald via de wang geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwknoopje achter in de neus. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. Allereerst wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met kleine stroompjes, die te voelen zijn in neus of gehemelte. Vervolgens vindt verdere verdoving plaats en volgt de eigenlijke behandeling van het zenuwknoopje met warmte die opgewekt wordt door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom. De behandeling vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een geringe kans op complicaties. Er bestaat een kleine kans, dat er tijdelijk een doof gevoel ontstaat in het gehemelte aan de behandelde kant. Ook kan er een bloeduitstorting in de wang optreden. Bij ongeveer 3% van de patinten treedt een bloedneus op, omdat in de neus een bloedvaatje geraakt kan worden. Soms is het nodig dat de KNO arts deze bloedneus moet behandelen. Bijwerking Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele weken kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. In een aantal gevallen is verdere behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken.
01-19-2005, 07:26:18: Patinteninformatie Sectie Pijnbestrijding - NVA Voorlichtingsmateriaal van de Sectie Pijnbestrijding van de Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 "De volgende patinteninformaties zijn bedoeld als een raamwerk voor anesthesiologen die hun patinten willen informeren over pijnsyndromen en pijnbehandeling. Ze zijn in die zin niet volledig omdat essentile praktische informatie over lokale omstandigheden ontbreekt zoals informatie over dagopname dan wel poliklinische behandeling. Ook informatie over behandelduur en follow-up ontbreekt. Verder ontslaat deze schriftelijke informatie de anesthesioloog niet van de verplichting de informatie mondeling toe te lichten." Pijn bij kanker Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die pijn hebben t.g.v. kanker. Ook voor familieleden kan het zinvol zijn de folder te lezen. In deze folder leest u informatie over de behandeling van pijn bij kanker d.m.v. medicamenten. Behandeling van Pijn bij Kanker door middel van Medicamenten Inleiding Tegenwoordig is pijn bij kanker vaak goed te bestrijden. Als wordt vastgesteld waardoor de pijn wordt veroorzaakt, is pijn bij kanker bijna altijd tot een draaglijk niveau terug te brengen. Niet alle patinten met kanker hebben pijn. In de beginfase van de ziekte heeft ongeveer 30% van de patinten pijnklachten. In een latere fase hebben 60-80% van de patinten met kanker ernstige pijnklachten. In de beginfase van de ziekte is het beleid vooral gericht op het diagnosticeren en het behandelen van de kanker zelf. Omdat ongeveer de helft van de mensen met kanker uiteindelijk geneest, zal de pijn doorgaans verminderen of verdwijnen. In een latere fase van kanker, bijvoorbeeld bij uitgebreide uitzaaiingen of doorgroei van de tumor, wordt genezing minder waarschijnlijk of onmogelijk. Ook dan kunnen soms behandelingen op zijn plaats zijn, die de bedoeling hebben de groei van de kanker te remmen. Hierdoor kan de pijn soms ook bestreden worden. Oorzaken van pijn De pijn kan veroorzaakt worden door: * direkte doorgroei van de tumor in huid, zenuwweefsel of weke delen * indirekte gevolgen van de ziekte; bijvoorbeeld botbreuken, zweren, infecties, verstopping van holle organen (koliekpijn), verstopping van bloedvaten en verhoogde hersendruk * de behandeling van kanker; bijvoorbeeld littekenpijn, fantoompijn (pijn t.g.v. een amputatie), verbindweefseling door bestraling en zenuwgeleidingsstoornissen door chemotherapie * andere aandoeningen dan kanker. Pijnmedicatie De meeste patinten met kanker, die pijn hebben, kunnen door middel van medicamenten worden behandeld. Hierbij moet een aantal principes in acht worden genomen. Belangrijk is dat u niet moet wachten met het innemen van de medicatie tot de pijn onhoudbaar is. U moet proberen de pijn voor te zijn. Neem een pijnstiller zo regelmatig mogelijk in. Op die manier kunt u de terugkeer van pijn voorkomen. Bij krachtige pijnstillers (morfine-achtige middelen), hoeft men bij pijn door kanker niet bang te zijn voor verslaving of voor problemen met de ademhaling. Er is dus geen reden om terughoudend te zijn met pijnstillers. Het is niet zo dat het gebruik van pijnstillers in een vroeg stadium van de ziekte tot gevolg heeft dat in een later stadium de middelen niet meer werkzaam zullen zijn. Een zekere gewenning kan verwacht worden, maar het is in de meeste gevallen mogelijk de dosering van de medicamenten te verhogen zonder dat deze onwerkzaam worden. Behandeling Medicamenten worden toegediend volgens de zogenaamde pijnladder. Hierbij worden stapsgewijs middelen gegeven met een sterkere pijnstillende werking. De stappen van de pijnladder worden n voor n besproken. Stap 1: Paracetamol en NSAID's (ontstekingsremmende pijnstillers). Tot deze groep behoren de meeste huis-, tuin- en keukenpijnstillers. Naprosyne, Voltaren (diclofenac), Brufen (ibuprofen), Indocid (indometacine) en aspirine worden tot de groep NSAID's gerekend. Deze middelen zijn zeer effectief bij lichte tot matige pijn, ongeacht de oorzaak van de pijn. Behalve een pijnstillende werking, hebben ze ook nog een ontstekingsremmende en een koortswerende werking. De voornaamste bijwerkingen zijn: maagklachten, gestoorde nierfunctie en stollingsafwijkingen. De maagklachten zijn doorgaans niet ernstig, maar kunnen in zeldzame gevallen aanleiding geven tot maagbloedingen en maagzweren. De stoornissen van de nierfunctie zijn vooral van belang in combinatie met andere middelen, waaronder sommige vormen van chemotherapie. De stollingsstoornissen zijn vooral van belang bij patinten die bloedverdunners krijgen. Er zijn enkele nieuwe middelen uit de groep NSAID's waarbij minder maagklachten en stollingsstoornissen optreden (Mebutan? en Movicox?). Paracetamol is een pijnstiller die de bovengenoemde bijwerkingen niet heeft en heeft daarentegen ook geen ontstekingsremmende werking. Stap 2: Zwakke morfine-achtige middelen in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Indien patinten met kanker, ondanks een middel uit stap 1 in de juiste dosering, toch nog pijn krijgen dan heeft het geen zin om deze dosering te verhogen. Men moet dan een middel uit stap 2 toevoegen. Middelen zoals codene, Tramal of Temgesic hebben in lichte mate het effect van Morfine. Bij het gebruik van deze middelen bestaat de mogelijkheid dat sufheid optreedt. Bij het gebruik van codene kan men last krijgen van verstopping, waardoor een laxeermiddel nodig is. Omdat de middelen uit stap 3 in de loop van de jaren steeds beter zijn geworden, wordt stap 2 tegenwoordig vaak overgeslagen. Stap 3: Morfine-achtige middelen, al dan niet in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Er zijn veel vooroordelen tegen middelen als morfine als zouden deze gevaarlijk zijn. Mitst men zich aan bepaalde regels houdt, is dit zeker niet van toepassing bij patinten met kankerpijn. Vroeger werd vaak te lang gewacht met het gebruik van morfine. Morfine kan, zonder gevaar, ook in hoge dosis lang door een patint met pijn gebruikt worden. Mitst verhoging van de dosering in overleg met uw arts plaatsvindt kunt u niet te veel gebruiken. Morfine is op zichzelf een snel en kortwerkend middel. Sinds 10 jaar bestaan er echter middelen met een vertraagde afgifte, zodat de werkingsduur verlengd wordt. Het bekendste van deze middelen is MS Contin. MS Contin bestaat in verschillende doseringen. De effectieve werkingsduur is 8-12 uur en het middel dient men minmaal 2 maal daags in te nemen. De dosering kan zonodig om de paar dagen verhoogd worden. Een maximum dosering bestaat niet. De enige beperkingen zijn eventueel de bijwerkingen die kunnen optreden. De drie belangrijkste bijwerkingen van MS Contin zijn: verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Verstopping treedt bijna altijd op, zeker bij een hoge dosering. Daarom krijgen alle patinten, die MS Contin gebruiken ook een laxeermiddel. Misselijkheid treedt slechts op bij 30-40% van de patinten en wordt alleen zonodig behandeld. Het optreden van sufheid is zeer wisselend, maar ook dit kan eventueel met medicamenten behandeld worden. Onderdrukking van de ademhaling treedt alleen op bij zeer plotselinge verhoging van de dosering, met name bij patinten die dit middel nooit eerder gehad hebben. Bij een te hoge dosering bestaat een anti-gif Narcan (naloxon). Bij plotseling staken van morfine kunnen ontwenningsverschijnselen optreden. Soms kan de behandeling worden gestopt omdat de pijn door de behandeling van de kanker afneemt of door een zenuwblokkade. In dat geval is soms begeleiding nodig om het gebruik van de morfine af te bouwen omdat hierbij ontwenningsverschijnselen kunnen optreden (versnelde hartslag, zweten). Doorgaans lukt dat goed bij patinten die weinig pijn hebben. Sinds kort zijn er drie nieuwe middelen op de markt: * Noceptin (in grote lijnen vergelijkbaar met MS Contin). * Kapanol (dit zijn capsules die morfine bevatten met een beduidend langere werkingsduur zodat ze vaak slechts nmaal daags ingenomen hoeven te worden). * Durogesic pleisters die fentanyl bevatten. Fentanyl is een morfine-achtige stof. Er zijn pleisters in vier sterktes. De werking begint pas 12 uur nadat de pleister is opgeplakt. De werkingsduur van een pleister is drie dagen. Hierna kan men hem vervangen door een nieuwe pleister. De pleisters lijken minder verstopping en misselijkheid te veroorzaken dan de andere genoemde middelen. Veel patinten hebben geen laxeermiddel nodig. Omdat pijn bij kanker niet altijd de hele dag even hevig is, kan het soms moeilijk zijn de pijn met de bovengenoemde langwerkende middelen te onderdrukken. Voor korte hevige pijn is men beter af met een kort werkend middel zoals Sevredol. Dit is morfine dat in tablet vorm dat binnen een half uur begint te werken maar ook weer binnen een paar uur is uitgewerkt. Door de snelle opname in de bloedbaan kunnen de bijwerkingen ook plotseling komen opzetten. Aanvullende middelen Soms zijn er aanvullende middelen nodig bij bijzondere soorten pijn. Bij bijvoorbeeld zenuwpijn blijken normale pijnstillers soms maar matig te werken. Bij dit soort pijnen worden middelen gebruikt, die normaal toegepast worden bij depressiviteit of bij epilepsie. Een voorbeeld hiervan is Tryptizol (amitriptyline) en Tegretol (carbamazepine). Verder worden soms middelen gebruikt, die angstremmend zijn, zoals Seresta (oxazepam). Sommige mensen met kankerpijn hebben behoefte aan slaaptabletten. Verder worden hormoonpreparaten zoals Prednison of Oradexon gebruikt. Deze middelen kunnen zwellingen rondom tumoren doen afnemen. Stap 4: Invasieve pijnbestrijding. Met invasieve pijnbestrijding worden een aantal technieken bedoeld zoals zenuwbehandelingen en katheters waardoor pijnstillers door middel van een pomp worden toegediend voor langdurige pijnstilling. Deze technieken zijn effectiever dan behandeling door middel van medicamenten. Ze worden bewaard voor die gevallen, waar medicamenten tekort schieten; wanneer de pijn onaanvaardbaar is, of wanneer de bijwerkingen van de medicamenten onaanvaardbaar zijn. Voor deze bijzondere technieken zijn aparte folders beschikbaar. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bedoeld voor patinten met pijn bij kanker bij wie behandeling door middel van medicamenten niet geleid heeft tot voldoende vermindering van de pijn, of heeft onaanvaardbare bijwerkingen tot gevolg gehad. Epidurale en Spinale Pijnbestrijding bij Patinten met Kanker Inleiding Een alternatief voor de medicamenteuze behandeling van kankerpijn is dan de zogenaamde epidurale of spinale pijnbestrijding. Bij deze vorm van pijnbestrijding worden patinten behandeld door middel van een dunne katheter (slangetje) dat in de rug wordt ingebracht, ofwel in de epiduraalruimte, ofwel in de spinale ruimte. Via deze katheter kunnen pijnstillers worden toegediend door middel van een pompje. De keuze, welke van deze twee behandeltechnieken zal worden toegepast, hangt af van: * de behandelaar en het ziekenhuis, waar de patint behandeld wordt, * en de aard van de pijn. Toepassing De behandeling is vooral geschikt bij pijn op n niveau. Dit houdt in dat de pijn gelokaliseerd is in of de onderste lichaamshelft of alleen de bovenste lichaamshelft of alleen de romp. De enige beperking is dat op de plaats waar geprikt moet worden, geen uitgebreide rugoperaties hebben plaatsgevonden, dat de huid ter plekke niet ontstoken is en dat eventuele gezwellen of uitzaaiingen zich op enige afstand bevinden. Anatomie In de achterste helft van de wervelkolom bevindt zich het ruggenmerg. Dit loopt slechts door tot de helft van de rug, daaronder zijn alleen nog losse zenuwwortels. Deze maken deel uit van het centrale zenuwstelsel en zijn doordrenkt in hersenvocht (liquor). Dit vocht wordt omgeven door de zogeheten dura. Als de katheter wordt ingebracht door de dura dan spreken we van spinale pijnbestrijding. Als de katheter tot net buiten de dura wordt gebracht dan spreekt men van epidurale of peridurale pijnbestrijding. Pijnstilling wordt toegediend door middel van pompjes. (afbeelding is wenselijk) Toediening medicatie Het is mogelijk dat er als pijnstilling alleen een morfine-achtige stof wordt toegediend (Morfine of Sufentanil). In veel gevallen zal hier een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving aan worden toegevoegd (Marcane). Hoewel vroeger veelvuldig gebruik werd gemaakt van injecties die om de paar uur werden toegediend, worden deze pijnstillers tegenwoordig voornamelijk toegediend door middel van pompjes. In de thuissituatie wordt hier doorgaans een draagbaar pompje voor gebruikt, dat op batterijtjes werkt. Deze pompjes zijn voorzien van een knop om extra pijnstillers toe te voegen op momenten dat de pijn het ergst is. De hoeveelheid en frequente van deze toediening wordt geprogrammeerd, zodat U hier nooit teveel van kan krijgen. De katheter kan op een eenvoudige wijze worden ingebracht via de rug en met plakband over de rug worden vastgeplakt. Tegenwoordig wordt, indien de behandeling langere tijd gaat duren, deze katheter ofwel onderhuids getunneld naar de voorzijde, ofwel er zal een poort worden ingebracht (Port-a-cath, Periplant). Deze poorten worden ingebracht door middel van een klein sneetje. Het inbrengen van de katheter Voor het inbrengen van een katheter moet de patint worden opgenomen. Ook het instellen op de juiste dosering kost vaak enkele dagen. Eenvoudige katheters kunnen onder plaatselijke verdoving worden ingebracht. Poorten worden soms onder narcose ingebracht. Het inbrengen zelf kent weinig complicaties. Een goede positie van de katheter wordt soms getest door middel van inspuiten van plaatselijke verdoving. Hierbij kan soms bloeddrukdaling optreden. Bij deze proef dient de pijn grotendeels te verdwijnen, maar afhankelijk van wat er wordt ingespoten, kan het zijn dat er tijdelijk ook vermindering van spierkracht optreedt en dat er gevoelloosheid ontstaat. Een eventuele vermindering van de bloeddruk zal terstond worden behandeld door middel van toediening van vocht via een infuus ofwel door toediening van een geneesmiddel dat de bloeddruk op peil kan houden. Als de anesthesioloog zeker is van een goede positie van de katheter zal gezocht worden naar een middel of een combinatie van middelen, die de pijn voldoende kan onderdrukken zonder dat daarbij ongewenste bijwerkingen optreden. Deze middelen worden door middel van een pompje toegediend. In de thuissituatie gebeurt dit d.m.v. een draagbare pomp (Pharmacia CADD-PCA pomp, Disetronic multifuse). Bijwerkingen Wat betreft de bijwerkingen van de morfine-achtige stoffen, deze zijn dezelfde als die kunnen optreden na behandeling door morfine tabletten (zoals MS-Contin?) te weten verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Doorgaans zijn deze bijwerkingen minder ernstig dan bij medicamenten die in tabletvorm worden ingenomen. De toevoeging van een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving kan zoals bij een proefblok in hoge dosering leiden tot vermindering van spierkracht en verminderd gevoel. Bij lagere dosering zal U dit meestal niet merken. Complicaties Er zijn enkele technische complicaties mogelijk bij deze behandeling, waaronder het afknikken van de katheter en het verschuiven van de katheter, waarbij deze alsnog verkeerd komt te liggen. Bij de epiduraalkatheter kan verbindweefseling optreden van de epiduraalruimte, die soms pijn en verstopping van de katheter tot gevolg heeft. Bij katheters die spinaal worden ingebracht kan de eerste dagen hoofdpijn voorkomen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is meestal mild en verdwijnt vanzelf in de meeste gevallen en behoeft geen speciale behandeling. Een van de vervelendste complicaties is toch een infectie. In grote lijnen blijkt dat uiteindelijk tussen de 5 en 10% van de katheters eens een keer infecteren. Doorgaans betekent dit dat de katheter verwijderd moet worden. Eventueel kan deze na behandeling d.m.v. antibiotica opnieuw geplaatst worden in een iets andere ligging. In zeldzame gevallen kan de infectie leiden tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. Behandeling thuis Om d.m.v. deze vorm van pijnstilling thuis verder behandeld te worden, is vanuit het ziekenhuis goede samenwerking noodzakelijk met de huisarts, wijkverpleegkundige en apotheek. Hier zijn uitgebreide instructies voor nodig. Ondersteuning door familieleden is wenselijk. De technische ondersteuning van de pomp wordt in iedere regio in Nederland anders geregeld. Veelal komt deze ondersteuning vanuit particuliere bedrijven. Zij verhuren die pompen aan ziektekostenverzekeraars of beheren de pompen, die eigendom van de ziektekostenverzekeraars zijn. Deze firma's zorgen alleen voor technische ondersteuning. De eindverantwoordelijkheid voor de medische aspecten ligt bij de huisarts en de anesthesioloog in samenspraak met elkaar. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Na het succesvol plaatsen van de katheter kan de anti-stolling worden hervat. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt of de insteekopening van de katheter tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een intrathecaal neurolyse Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er te veel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn gelokaliseerd is rondom de anus of de uitwendige geslachtsdelen, bestaat de mogelijkheid om de pijn te bestrijden door middel van intrathecaal neurolyse. Intrathecaal neurolyse De naam neurolyse duidt op een zenuwbehandeling, waarbij een sterk etsende stof (fenol) bewust wordt ingespoten om een zenuw te beschadigen. Hierdoor wordt in veel gevallen de pijngeleiding onderbroken. De behandeling kan alleen onder bepaalde omstandigheden plaatsvinden. De betreffende zenuwen zijn namelijk betrokken bij de functie van de blaas en de anus. De behandeling kan hierdoor leiden tot functiestoornissen van deze twee organen. Daarom wordt de behandeling alleen toegepast bij patinten, die al een stoma (kunstmatige uitgang van de darm) hebben, en bij patinten die al een blaasstoornis hebben, waarvoor het noodzakelijk is dat ze een permanente blaaskatheter of een urinestoma (kunstmatige uitgang voor de afvoer van urine) hebben. De behandeling wordt alleen toegepast bij patinten met kanker die een beperkte levensverwachting hebben. Hoewel exacte levensverwachtingen niet precies te voorspellen zijn, wordt als algemene richtlijn 6 maanden aangehouden. De behandeling vindt plaats d.m.v. een prik laag in de rug tussen de onderste lendenwervels en duurt slechts enkele minuten. De behandeling moet in zittende houding worden uitgevoerd. Dit kan bij patinten met pijn in dit gebied nogal eens moeilijkheden opleveren. Bij de behandeling wordt een zeer kleine hoeveelheid vloeistof ingespoten, welke afzakt naar de onderste zenuwen. Daarom is het van belang dat de patint na de behandeling nog 2 uur rechtop of half zittend blijft. Dit is meestal geen probleem omdat de pijn meestal onmiddellijk minder wordt. Complicaties Het kan wel eens voorkomen dat er een lichte verzwakking van de spierkracht van de benen optreedt. Dit leidt doorgaans niet tot loopstoornissen. Over het algemeen herstelt de spierkracht zich grotendeels in de eerste weken na de behandeling. In zeldzame gevallen kan een hersenvlies ontsteking optreden. Deze gaat gepaard met hoofdpijn en koorts. Verder kunt U de eerste dagen hoofdpijn krijgen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is vaak mild en verdwijnt vanzelf behoeft daarom meestal geen speciale behandeling. Resultaat Het effect van de behandeling houdt doorgaans enkele maanden aan. De behandeling kan zonodig herhaald worden. Ook hier geldt dat weer dezelfde voorzorgsmaatregelen moeten worden genomen. In veel gevallen zal het mogelijk zijn om pijnmedicatie, die tevoren werd gebruikt, te verminderen of te staken. In geval van gebruik van morfine-achtige stoffen moet men bedacht zijn op de mogelijkheid van ontwenningsverschijnselen. Hiervoor is soms begeleiding nodig. Bij patinten met zenuwpijn moet worden opgemerkt dat de behandeling soms beduidend minder effectief is, zodat, ondanks een volledig gevoelloos gebied rondom de anus, de pijn toch blijft bestaan. Hiervoor zijn andere behandelingen noodzakelijk. Let op! Indien U antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient U hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een plexus coeliacus blokkade. Inleiding Deze behandeling kan worden toegepast bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker van de bovenbuikorganen, zoals de alvleesklier, de maag en de lever. Het betreft een blokkade van een zenuwnetwerk in de bovenbuik. Dit zenuwnetwerk wordt in medische termen ?plexus coeliacus? genoemd. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. U moet rekenen op een opname van 1 tot 3 dagen. Plexus coeliacus blokkade De behandeling kan in principe onder plaatselijke verdoving, onder een epidurale verdoving ("ruggenprik") of onder een lichte algehele narcose plaatsvinden De keuze kan in overleg met de anesthesioloogesist gemaakt worden. De behandeling duurt ongeveer een halfuur. Tijdens de behandeling ligt u op uw buik. Onder rntgendoorlichting worden 2 naalden via de rug ingebracht. Er wordt een contrastvloeistof ingespoten om de positie van de 2 naalden te controleren. Vervolgens wordt de behandelvloeistof rondom het zenuwnetwerk gespoten. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd, toch bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een complicatie die zeer zelden voorkomt is een dwarslaesie (gedeeltelijke verlamming van beide benen). De kans daarop is uitermate gering. Het tijdelijk optreden van diarree is een vaak voorkomende bijwerking van deze behandeling. U kunt de eerste weken na de behandeling bij plotseling rechtop komen, even duizelig zijn. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Het resultaat van de blokkade is pas 1 of 2 dagen na de behandeling duidelijk. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. Het effect van de behandeling houdt gemiddeld enkele maanden aan en kan zonodig herhaald worden. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een chordotomie Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er teveel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn zich met name in n lichaamshelft bevindt, bestaat de mogelijkheid om deze pijn te bestrijden door middel van een blokkade in het ruggenmerg. Dit noemt men in medische termen een "chordotomie". De opname duurt enkele dagen. Chordotomie Bij deze behandeling wordt de pijnbaan in het ruggenmerg opgezocht met een speciale naald. De baan wordt vervolgens onderbroken door middel van warmte (door radiofrequente stroom). De behandeling vindt in de nek plaats vlak onder het oor. Hier wordt de huid plaatselijk verdoofd. De behandeling vindt plaats aan de tegenover liggende lichaamshelft dan waar de pijn zich bevindt. De reden hiervoor is dat de pijnbaan gekruist verloopt. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude verloopt via dezelfde baan. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude zal dan ook na de behandeling aan de betreffende lichaamshelft (waar oorspronkelijk de pijn zat) zijn verdwenen. Complicaties Hoewel de behandeling zorgvuldig wordt uitgevoerd; is er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een stoornis in de blaasfunctie kan in sommige gevallen optreden, zodat een blaaskatheter noodzakelijk wordt. In zeldzame gevallen kan een krachtverlies optreden aan de kant van de blokkade. In de meeste gevallen herstelt zich dit weer. Deze stoornissen treden op door een tijdelijke vochtophoping rond de behandelde plaats in het ruggenmerg, u krijgt enkele dagen een tablet (oradexon) voorgeschreven, om genezing daarvan te bespoedigen. Na ongeveer 6 maanden is er een geringe kans op het optreden van een branderige pijn of onaangenaam gevoel in het oorspronkelijke pijngebied. Verder kunt U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot jeuk, huiduitslag of kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat De kans op succes van deze behandeling is vrij groot. Enkele uren na de behandeling is het effect van de behandeling merkbaar. Let op! 1.Na de behandeling is ook het warmte/koude gevoel aan de kant van de oorspronkelijke pijn verdwenen. U dient na de behandeling dus voorzichtig te zijn met het hanteren van hete of koude voorwerpen. 2. Loop, zowel binnen- als buitenshuis, op deugdelijk schoeisel. U kunt namelijk met uw voet ergens intrappen zonder dat u pijn gewaar wordt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Als u na het lezen van deze folder nog vragen heeft, kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten en familieleden van patinten met een Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS, Sympathische Reflex Dystrofie, Post-traumatische Dystrofie) en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en het behandelprogramma. Inleiding Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS) is een ernstig en slecht begrepen ziektebeeld; het treedt meestal op in een arm of been na een verwonding of een operatie. Waardoor dit ziektebeeld ontstaat is (nog) niet geheel duidelijk. Mede hierdoor is dit pijnsyndroom bekend onder vele namen. Vroege herkenning ervan is erg belangrijk, omdat men door snel met de behandeling te beginnen in veel gevallen kan voorkomen dat het ziektebeeld ernstiger wordt. Symptomen van CRPS Men kan de diagnose CRPS stellen indien vier van de volgende symptomen aanwezig zijn: 1.De ernst of het karakter van de pijn past niet in het patroon van het letsel of de operatie. 2.Abnormale pijn bij aanraken. 3.Abnormale kleur, meestal een roodblauwe verkleuring. 4.Abnormale temperatuur, meestal een warmere, soms een koudere aangedane extremiteit. 5.Zwelling (oedeem). 6.Toename van pijn tijdens of na beweging. Oorzaken van CRPS In talrijke internationale publicaties over CRPS wordt melding gemaakt van een relatie met het sympathische (onwillekeurige of vegetatieve) zenuwstelsel, hoewel de aard van deze relatie nog niet geheel duidelijk is. In feite ontstaat er bij een CRPS een stoornis in het regelmechanisme, dat zorgt voor het op gang komen van het genezingsproces na een verwonding, hetgeen leidt tot een dystrofie van de aangedane weefsels. "Dys" betekent "slecht" en "trofie" betekent "voedingstoestand". In diverse wetenschappelijke studies met proefdiermodellen, waarbij een CRPS kan worden nagebootst, is aangetoond dat er abnormale verbindingen ontstaan tussen verschillende soorten zenuwen. Deze hebben normaal geen of nauwelijks verbindingen met elkaar. Het betreft verbindingen tussen gevoelszenuwen, pijnzenuwvezels, spieraansturende vezels en zenuwvezels behorend tot het sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwstelsel. Dit kan grotendeels verklaren waarom bij CRPS stoornissen optreden in het gevoel en de spierkracht. Er kan soms abnormale pijn ontstaan al bij de geringste aanraking. Er kunnen ook regelstoornissen ontstaan in het sympathische zenuwstelsel. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot een stoornis in het regeling van de kleine bloedvaten van alle weefsels,(dus van de huid, spieren, botten, gewrichten, zenuwen en bloedvaten). Dit verklaart de kleurverandering, de abnormale temperatuur, het abnormaal zweten en de abnormale haar- en nagelgroei, de zwelling en pijn; en uiteindelijk in de dystrofie (gestoorde voedingstoestand van de weefsels). Een andere theorie (Sudeck 1900) geeft aan, dat er bij CRPS sprake zou zijn van een abnormale (steriele) ontstekingsreactie, omdat de optredende symptomen bij een ontsteking (zwelling, roodheid, warmte, pijn) meestal ook bij een CRPS voorkomen. Bij deze ontstekingsreactie treden stoornissen op in de zuurstofvoorziening aan de weefsels en komen schadelijke stoffen (vrije zuurstofradicalen) vrij, die de genezing tegenwerken en ervoor verantwoordelijk zijn, dat de zieke arm of het zieke been niet normaal belast kan worden. Als men de zieke ledemaat, ondanks de toenemende pijn toch normaal belast, ontstaat er een zuurstofschuld in de weefsels, die de regelmechanisme van de genezing verder tegenwerkt. In de literatuur worden een aantal factoren genoemd, die de kans op het krijgen van een CRPS verhogen. Allereerst dient genoemd te worden, dat een nog aanwezige "irritatie" in de weefsels van de aangedane extremiteit, zoals bijvoorbeeld een niet genezende fractuur, een botsplinter, een infectie, een zenuwknobbeltje, ingebrachte lichaamsvreemde materialen, uitgebreide weke delen letsels of een beschadigde zenuw, dusdanige schadelijke prikkels naar het zenuwstelsel stuurt, dat het regelmechanisme voor de genezing wordt verstoord en een CRPS kan ontstaan. Ook kan het tevoren al bestaan van pijn in de wervelkolom van de nek of de lage rug (bijvoorbeeld door slijtage), interne ziekten , met name waarbij sprake is van een abnormale regulatie van de bloeddoorstroming zoals suikerziekte, ziekte van Raynaud, maar ook bepaalde vormen van kanker en roken mogelijk het ontstaan van een CRPS uitlokken. CRPS komt bij vrouwen drie keer zo vaak voor als bij mannen. Het stellen van de diagnose De diagnose CRPS kan in de eerste plaats gesteld worden op grond van de klachten en het lichamelijk onderzoek; aanvullend onderzoek dient verricht te worden bij verdenking op het bestaan van onderliggende "irritaties" in de aangedane weefsels of onderliggende ziekten. Dit onderzoek naar een onderliggende oorzaak voor een CRPS dient uitputtend en zonodig bij herhaling te geschieden. Aanvullende diagnostiek met negatief resultaat doet niets af aan de gestelde diagnose, en betekent dus niet dat men geen dystrofie zou hebben. Verder kan aanvullend onderzoek zoals rntgenonderzoek of een botscan de diagnose bevestigen en kan het beloop van een CRPS daaruit mede beoordeeld worden.] De behandeling Helaas is het nog onduidelijk welke van de mogelijke behandelingen de voorkeur geniet. In het algemeen dient bij het vermoeden op een CRPS de patint zo snel mogelijk behandeld te worden, omdat dan meestal voorkomen kan worden, dat de CRPS zich volledig ontwikkelt en ernstige complicaties optreden. Tevens dient het aantonen of uitsluiten van een onderliggende ziekte of "irritatie" zo snel en zorgvuldig mogelijk plaats te vinden. De behandeling is erop gericht de vicieuze pijncirkel te onderbreken en de functie van de extremiteit te behouden, en zo mogelijk de onderliggende ziekte of "irritaties" te behandelen. Veelal zal het nodig blijken, dat meerdere samenwerkende specialisten bij de behandeling worden betrokken; tevens speelt de paramedische afdeling (fysio- en ergotherapie) een belangrijke rol. In principe berust de behandeling op drie hoofdlijnen: 1.Sympathicus blokkades 2.Geneesmiddelen 3.Fysio- en ergotherapie 1. Sympathicus blokkades Tijdelijke of een meer blijvende blokkade van de sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwen, die horen bij de aangedane extremiteit door middel van inspuiten van lokale verdoving of behandeling van deze zenuwen met warmte. In de regel wordt met behulp van het rntgentoestel een dun naaldje of elektrode bij de betreffende zenuw gebracht en vindt met behulp van het toedienen van kleine stroompjes door het puntje van de naald een nog nauwkeuriger positionering plaats. Vervolgens wordt een kleine hoeveelheid lokale verdovingsvloeistof door het naaldje gespoten en kan binnen een halve minuut duidelijk worden of de (gedeeltelijke) blokkade van sympathische zenuwvezels tot een klachtenvermindering leidt. Men kan deze behandeling meerdere malen herhalen, of kiezen voor een langduriger effect van deze blokkade door de punt van de naald van enkele millimeters te verwarmen door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, zodat er een tijdelijke gedeeltelijke onderbreking van deze zenuw optreedt, die zich binnen enkele weken tot maanden weer kan herstellen. Bij een CRPS van de arm bevindt de belangrijkste zenuwknoop van de sympathicus zich in de nek, net voor de zevende nekwervel. Voor een CRPS van het been bevindt de te behandelen sympathische zenuwknoop zich aan de voorkant van de onderste lendenwervels. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folders (RF ganglion stellatum blok en RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade). Een andere methode om de sympathische zenuwen van een arm of been te behandelen is het zogenaamde RIS (regionaal intraveneus sympathicus) blok. Nadat met een bloeddrukmanchet de bloedtoevoer naar arm of been tijdelijk (15 20 minuten) wordt afgesloten, spuit men door een ingebracht infuusnaaldje een verdovingsvloeistof samen met Ismeline, een ganglionblokkerende stof (een stof die de overdrachtstof in de zenuw blokkeert). Door de verdoving doet deze behandeling nauwelijks pijn, hoewel de bloeddrukmanchet wel even strak aan kan voelen; het geneesmiddel zorgt voor een farmacologische (medicamenteuze) sympathicus blokkade van enkele dagen. In het algemeen moet deze procedure minstens vier maal herhaald worden en kan het gunstige effect van de blokkade steeds langer worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. 2. Geneesmiddelen Volgens de theorie van de steriele ontsteking komen bij een CRPS een overmaat aan afvalproducten van het zuurstofmetabolisme, zogenaamde vrije radicalen in de weefsels vrij; deze vrije radicalen kunnen worden tegengewerkt door het aanbrengen van dimethylsulfoxide (DMSO) crme op de huid, en acetylcysteine (Fluimucil) en het toedienen van mannitol infusen. De eerst genoemde middelen kunnen meteen na het stellen van de diagnose worden voorgeschreven. Mannitol wordt toegediend als infuus gedurende 7 tot 14 dagen. Dit kan zowel tijdens een ziekenhuisopname als in de thuissituatie. Hierbij wordt de mannitol toegediend door middel van een draagbare pomp. Ook kan met geneesmiddelen, die op de regeling van de bloedvaten inwerken zoals ketanserine, calciumantagonisten (Isoptin, Adalat) en alfa- blokkers soms een gunstig effect bereikt worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de bijsluiters. 3. Fysio- en ergotherapie. U kunt door de pijnspecialist naar de afdeling fysiotherapie worden verwezen. Uw eerste behandeling zal bestaan uit een kennismakingsgesprek met de fysiotherapeut waarbij u uw problemen kenbaar maakt. De fysiotherapeut zal vooral kijken naar de pijn en de bewegingsproblemen in de verschillende gewrichten. Eventueel kan een ergotherapeut worden ingeschakeld die vooral kijkt hoe u met uw problemen omgaat bij dagelijkse activiteiten. De eerste behandelingen zullen vooral bestaan uit observaties en vastleggen van uw mogelijkheden en beperkingen. Ook zal er gesproken worden over uw verwachtingen ten aanzien van herstel en hersteltijd. Uit deze informatie zal in overleg met u een behandelplan worden opgesteld. Afhankelijk van de ernst van uw klachten zal er (zeker in de beginfase) vaak noodzaak bestaan voor belastingbeperkende maatregelen. Dit kan inhouden het dragen van een rustspalk bij dystrofie van de hand, of het gebruik van loopkrukken bij dystrofie van de onderste extremiteit. Het nemen van voldoende rust en het verdelen van activiteiten en oefeningen over de gehele dag blijft een punt, dat de hele revalidatie terugkomt. Wanneer de dystrofie rustiger wordt en de pijnklachten afnemen, kan de belasting geleidelijk worden opgevoerd. Bij de fysiotherapie verschuift het accent naar oefeningen gericht op verbetering van beweeglijkheid en spierkracht. Bij de ergotherapie zal u begeleid worden wat betreft het steeds meer gaan gebruiken van de aangedane extremiteit (b.v. met betrekking tot algemene activiteiten, huishoudelijke activiteiten, hobby’s, vervoer, eventuele werkhervatting etc.). Er wordt gestreefd naar een zo goed mogelijk herstel. 100% herstel is hierbij niet altijd realiseerbaar. In ieder geval zal de behandeling erop gericht worden dat u met de eventuele restklachten zo goed mogelijk zult kunnen blijven functioneren. Om dit laatste te kunnen bereiken zal in voorkomende gevallen de hulp van de revalidatiearts en andere revalidatie ondersteunende disciplines worden ingeroepen. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Ganglion Stellatum blokkade Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een proefblok van het ganglion stellatum Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast bij zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling soms toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. Stellatum blokkade De proefblok van het ganglion stellatum (= stervormig zenuwknoopje) is een behandeling waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel voor de zevende nekwervel in de hals wordt verdoofd. Bij de behandeling wordt een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. De positie van de naald wordt met rntgencontrast bevestigd. Vervolgens wordt de verdoving ingespoten. De hele behandeling duurt slechts tien minuten. Bij een proefblok is het gebruikelijk dat het effect van de behandeling na enkele uren is uitgewerkt. Hiermee kan men nagaan of het zin heeft om deze zenuwknooppunt langdurig uit te schakelen. Complicaties Als zeer zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies worden geraakt, waardoor een klaplong (pneumothorax) kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk, huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog wat wazig zien of kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u even een hese stem hebben. Dit is van tijdelijke aard. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan duren. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het effect kan meestal meteen beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat het effect pas na enkele dagen bemerkt wordt. In de meeste gevallen is dan een RF behandeling noodzakelijk van het ganglion stellatum. Hierbij wordt door middel van warmte (opgewekt door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) deze zenuwknoop langdurig uitgeschakeld. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus blok Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus (RIS) blok. Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatie stoornissen van arm of been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als sympathische reflexdystrofie of posttraumatische dystrofie) en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. Meestal moet deze behandeling enkele keren worden herhaald. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus(RIS) blok Een regionale intraveneuze sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling van een arm of been, waarbij met behulp van een vaatverwijdend medicijn (Ismeline), dat in de bloedbaan wordt gespoten, een gedeeltelijke blokkade van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt verkregen. Bij de RIS blokkade wordt eerst een infuusnaald ingebracht in de arm of het been, dat behandeld gaat worden. De arm of het been wordt "bloedleeg" gemaakt door leegstrijken met een strakke band waarna een manchet om de arm of het been wordt opgepompt. Vervolgens wordt het medicijn via de infuusnaald ingespoten. Omdat de werking van het medicijn pijnlijk kan zijn wordt het gemengd met een verdovingsvloeistof. Na 15 tot 20 minuten wordt de bloedleegte band weer losgelaten Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm of been. In veel gevallen treedt hierbij pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicaties van deze behandeling kunnen na losmaken van de band tijdelijk bloeddruk schommelingen optreden. Deze zijn meestal van korte duur maar kunnen soms enkele uren aanwezig zijn. De tekenen hiervan zijn duizeligheid en misselijkheid. Ook kan men wat gezwollen slijmvliezen hebben gedurende enkele uren, met als gevolg verstopte neus en rode ogen. Deze klachten gaan vanzelf over. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na herhaalde behandelingen kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal herhaling of een aanvullende therapie nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over alle medicijnen die u gebruikt. 3.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u met uw behandelend arts bespreken. RF blokkades Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion stellatum blok Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast wanneer er sprake is van zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als posttraumatische dystrofie of sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. RF ganglion stellatum blok RF stellatum is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje in de hals wordt behandeld met warmte. Deze warmte wordt opgewekt door zogenaamde radiofrequente (RF) stroom. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. De positie van de naald wordt bevestigd met rntgencontrastmiddel. Vervolgens wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met een stroompje en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt tot een bepaalde temperatuur verwarmd. Complicatie Als zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies geraakt worden, waardoor een klaplong kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog (aan de kant van de behandelde lichaamszijde) wat wazig zien en kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u tijdelijk een hese stem hebben. Deze verschijnselen worden veroorzaakt door de plaatselijke verdoving en verdwijnen binnen enkele uren. In zeldzame gevallen treedt er een langdurige verlamming van een stemband op; vaak herstelt dit zich na enige tijd. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. Soms wordt dit ervaren als een brok in de keel. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Behalve een vermindering van de pijn treedt vaak een betere doorbloeding op waardoor de arm aangenaam warm wordt. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet zelfstandig aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatiestoornissen in armen, handen en vingers, bij complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) en bij bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Thoracale sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom. Bij de thoracale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naald(en) is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte, dat door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom wordt opgewekt en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm hand en vingers. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel ontstaan in het huidgebied, dat verzorgd wordt door een zenuwtak, die verloopt onder een rib. Ook is er een kleine kans dat de long wordt aangeprikt waardoor en zogenaamde klaplong (pneumothorax) kan ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicaties. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk en huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking Na deze behandeling kan napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. Dit is echter altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij pijn van de wervelkolom en/of het been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van een been, circulatiestoornissen van het been en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Lumbale sympathicus blokkade is een vorm van behandeling, waarbij met behulp van n of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige (sympathische) zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom ter hoogte van de lendenwervels. Bij de lumbale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naalden is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in been en voet. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Sommige patinten zijn allergische voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zwelling optreden van het been en/of de voet, omdat er meer bloed naar het been gaat dan voor de behandeling. Tevens bestaat er een kans op het optreden van zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel in de lies en het bovenbeen. Deze onaangenaamheden zullen in de loop van enkele weken meestal vanzelf verdwijnen. Daarnaast kan na deze behandeling napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. In zeldzame gevallen ontstaat enkele weken een warm pijnlijk gezwollen been; binnen enkele weken verdwijnen deze verschijnselen vanzelf. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze bijwerkingen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen van deze folder vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Racz-procedure Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Racz-procedure (epiduraal adhesiolysis) Inleiding Epidurale adhesiolysis betekent het losmaken van inwendige littekens in de buurt van de vliezen rond het ruggenmerg. Als uit uw klachtenpatroon en uit aanvullend onderzoek als CT- of MRI-scan of een epidurogram gebleken is, dat een belangrijk deel van uw pijnklachten berust op inwendige littekenvorming rond de ruggenmergvliezen, kan geprobeerd worden deze littekens met medicijnen losser te maken. De behandeling is genoemd naar G.B. Racz die de techniek voor het eerst beschreef. Epidurale Adhesiolysis Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting meestal via het staartbeentje een plastic slangetje ingebracht tot bij het inwendige litteken. Als het litteken met rntgencontrast zichtbaar is gemaakt, wordt door het inspuiten van het enzym hyaluronidase, verdovingsvloeistof en bijnierschorshormoon (langwerkend prednison) geprobeerd het litteken losser te maken. In het algemeen wordt deze behandeling enkele keren herhaald. Deze behandeling duurt ongeveer 20 minuten en vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties Als zeldzame complicatie kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn, die meestal vanzelf verdwijnt. Uiterst zelden kan er een tijdelijk kracht- en/of gevoelsverlies van de benen optreden. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Bijwerkingen In een aantal gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd weer. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of in overleg met uw huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Als bijwerkingen van de gebruikte medicijnen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden, en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Mensen met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers een aantal dagen hoger zijn dan anders. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is het nodig de behandeling te herhalen. Soms is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend specialist. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Dit is een behandeling waarbij de pijngeleiding vanuit de steungewrichtjes, die gelegen zijn aan de achterkant van de wervelkolom, benvloed wordt. In veel gevallen treedt hierdoor een pijnvermindering op. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas of lage rug. RF facetdenervatie Bij de RF facetdenervatie wordt de huid verdoofd. Onder rntgendoorlichting, worden naalden geplaatst bij de zenuwtakjes van de betreffende steungewrichten. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje de positie van het naaldpuntje gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt het betreffende zenuwtje voor langere tijd uitgeschakeld. Complicatie Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt(zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF discus behandeling. Inleiding Uit uw klachtenpatroon en aanvullend onderzoek is gebleken, dat n of meerdere tussenwervelschijven (discus) een deel van uw pijn veroorzaken. Daarom komt U in aanmerking voor een RF-discus behandeling. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek of lage rug. RF discusbehandeling Een RF discusbehandeling is een warmtebehandeling van de tussenwervelschijf. Bij deze behandeling wordt de huid verdoofd en wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst in de tussenwervelschijf. Vervolgens wordt de tussenwervelschijf met warmte behandeld (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een zeer geringe kans op complicaties. Er kan een krachtsvermindering of een gevoelsvermindering in het huidgebied van de in de buurt lopende zenuwwortel optreden. Tevens kan er een infectie van de tussenwervelschijf ontstaan. Om dit te voorkomen wordt aan het einde van de behandeling een antibioticum in de tussenwervelschijf gespoten. Bij een eventuele ontsteking van de tussenwervelschijf krijgt u koorts en pijn. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. De napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Eventueel kunt u aan uw huisarts of behandelend pijnarts een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u vier dagen voor de behandeling hiermee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij koorts en pijn dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ramus communicans denervatie Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF ramus communicans denervatie RF ramus communicans denervatie is een behandeling waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwtakje wordt behandeld. De ramus communicans is een verbindingstak dat verloopt aan de zijkant van een wervellichaam, dat een deel van de pijn afkomstig van de tussenwervelschijf doorgeeft naar het ruggenmerg. Bij de RF ramus communicans denervatie wordt onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, een speciale naald geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwtakje met behulp van rntgencontrast. Vervolgens wordt door een klein teststroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd. Na verdere verdoving wordt de naaldpunt verwarmd door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, waardoor het zenuwtje voor langere tijd wordt uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Soms is het nodig dit zenuwtakje op meerdere wervelniveaus te behandelen. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een warmer been ontstaan aan de behandelde zijde. Ook kan er, veelal tijdelijk, een lichte kracht- en/of gevoelsvermindering van het been ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion dorsale of rhizotomie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft, die te maken hebben met de wervelkolom en een uitstraling bestaat naar hoofd, arm, romp of been, dan kunt u in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. Dit is vast te stellen door middel van het lichamelijk onderzoek en/of proefblokkades. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie Rhizotomie is afgeleid van het Griekse ?rhizos? dat wortel betekent, terwijl ?ganglion dorsale?, achterste zenuwknoop betekent. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie is een behandeling, waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwwortel wordt behandeld. Na locale verdoving van de huid wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwwortel. De naaldpositie wordt gecontroleerd met kleine teststroompjes, vervolgens wordt verder verdoofd en wordt de zenuwwortel verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom) tot een vooraf bepaalde temperatuur. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding in de zenuwwortel benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een gevoelsvermindering optreden in het huidgebied van de behandelde zenuwwortel, en uiterst zelden een krachtsvermindering. In het algemeen herstellen deze stoornissen zich binnen enkele maanden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele (6 tot 8)weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter) of via huisarts of behandelend specialist vragen om een andere pijnstiller. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een verdere behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of aceocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft kunt u die altijd met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF denervatie SI-gewricht. Inleiding Deze behandeling vindt plaats ter hoogte van de bil/ het heiligbeen. Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF denervatie SI-gewricht RF denervatie SI-gewricht (het sacroiliacaal gewricht is het gewricht tussen heiligbeen en bekken) is een behandeling waarbij met naalden de zenuwtakjes naar dit gewricht worden behandeld. De naam denervatie betekent letterlijk ?ontzenuwen? hoewel in werkelijkheid de zenuwen alleen beschadigd worden. Bij de RF denervatie SI-gewricht worden onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, naalden geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwtjes. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom), waardoor de zenuw voor langere tijd worden uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit het SI-gewricht benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. Dit komt omdat er een vanuit de behandelde zenuw een takje naar de huid loopt. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Gordelroos Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die behandeld worden voor gordelroos door middel van een epidurale corticosteroid injectie Inleiding Gordelroos of herpes zoster is een virusinfectie en wordt veroorzaakt door het waterpokkenvirus. De meeste mensen hebben het virus sinds hun jeugd bij de waterpokken opgelopen; het blijft inactief totdat de weerstand van het lichaam om een of andere reden afneemt en het virus opnieuw actief wordt. Het virus heeft dan de vervelende eigenschap zich in een zenuw te nestelen, waardoor een zenuwontsteking optreedt; in het huidgebied waar de zenuw bij hoort ontstaat een uitslag met roodheid, vaak hevige pijn, blaasjes en jeuk. De behandeling is erop gericht de bij de ontsteking optredende zwelling in de zenuw te verminderen, om de acute pijn te bestrijden, maar vooral ook om te voorkomen dat er een blijvende zenuwbeschadiging ontstaat, die anders jarenlang klachten kan blijven veroorzaken. Doorgaans krijgt slechts 5% van de gordelroos deze napijn. Vooral ouderen ( 60 jaar) en mensen met kanker hebben een verhoogde kans op napijn. In de praktijk worden naast deze risicogroepen ook gordelroos patinten met hevige pijn behandeld door middel van een epidurale corticosterod injectie. De behandeling De behandeling heeft alleen zin als het kan plaatsvinden binnen vijf weken vanaf het begin van de klachten. Het is noodzakelijk dat de behandeling plaatsvindt vlakbij de pijnlijke zenuw in de buurt van het ruggenmerg door middel van een epidurale injectie. Na plaatselijke verdoving van de huid wordt een naaldje via de rug ingebracht tot in de ruimte rondom het ruggenmerg en vindt injectie plaats van een locale verdoving en een ontstekingsremmend middel (corticosteroden: Depomedrol of Kenakort). Deze behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas, lage rug of het stuitje. De behandeling duurt doorgaans slechts tien minuten. Complicaties Bij de behandeling kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn klachten, die meestal vanzelf over gaan. In zeldzame gevallen kan een infectie optreden dat aanleiding kan geven tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerkingen Als bijwerkingen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Patinten met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers gedurende enkele dagen verhoogd zijn. Er kan enige napijn optreden ten gevolge van deze injectie, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het resultaat is na enkele dagen te beoordelen; in een aantal gevallen zal een herhaling of een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet meer actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt al of niet met hoofdpijn of de insteekplaats tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Trigeminus Neuralgie Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten met een trigeminus neuralgie (TN), en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en de behandeling, met name over de RF behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens Sweet. Wat is een Trigeminus Neuralgie? Trigeminus Neuralgie is een bepaalde vorm van aangezichtspijn, waarbij de patint heftig pijnlijke schietende elektrische sensaties ervaart in het verzorgingsgebied van de aangezichtszenuw (= nervus trigeminus). De pijn kan optreden in de eerste tak (voorhoofd en oog), maar meestal in de tweede (bovenkaak en neus) en in de derde tak (onderkaak). Typisch voor een TN is, dat de pijn optreedt na een prikkel, die normaal niet pijnlijk is, zoals aanraken van de huid, eten, praten, tanden poetsen of een koude wind; de pijn is dus op te wekken. Het is mogelijk, dat de pijn maanden of zelfs jaren spontaan verdwijnt, en dan plotseling weer terugkomt. Doorgaans wordt er geen oorzaak gevonden voor TN. Slechts in zeldzame gevallen vindt de neuroloog bij nader onderzoek een oorzaak voor de TN. Er kan dan sprake zijn van een hersentumor of van een abnormaal verlopend bloedvat of een streng, die tegen de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ook wel bekend als het ganglion Gasseri) in de hersenen drukt. Behandelingsmogelijkheden Als de diagnose Trigeminus Neuralgie is gesteld, dan worden meestal eerst medicijnen voorgeschreven. Het bekendste daarvan is carbamazepine (Tegretol), dat ook bij epilepsie wordt gegeven, en de eigenschap heeft dempend te werken op de activiteit van zenuwcellen. Het dempt echter niet alleen de te grote prikkelbaarheid van de zenuwcellen in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw, maar werkt op alle zenuwen, zodat het vaak bijwerkingen geeft als sufheid, duizeligheid of futloosheid, terwijl er soms leverfunctiestoornissen kunnen optreden. Vroeger werd dan de aangezichtszenuw operatief (gedeeltelijk) doorgesneden. Het grote nadeel van deze methode is, dat het gezicht dan doof (vergelijkbaar met de verdoving bij de tandarts) aanvoelt, maar vooral dat na enige tijd een nieuwe onbehandelbare pijn kan ontstaan, die vaak nog erger is dan de oorspronkelijke pijn. Sinds enige tijd is een neurochirurgische operatie volgens Janetta mogelijk, waarbij de aangezichtszenuw in de hersenen wordt vrijgelegd. Bij deze operatie is het functieverlies van de zenuw geringer, het betreft echter een hersenoperatie, die een langdurige ziekenhuisopname vereist. De radiofrequente (RF) stroom behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens de methode van Sweet. In 1965 beschreef Sweet een relatief simpele behandelingsmethode, waarbij met behulp van rntgendoorlichting een speciale elektrode via de wang naar de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ganglion Gasseri) ingebracht wordt, om aansluitend de zenuw met warmte te behandelen. Omdat het inbrengen van de elektrode pijnlijk kan zijn, vindt deze behandeling onder lichte algehele narcose plaats. U zult tijdens de behandeling aangesloten worden aan apparatuur om hart en bloedsomloop te controleren zoals gebruikelijk bij iedere narcose. Begin van de behandeling Als de elektrode op de juiste plaats ingebracht lijkt, laten we u even wakker worden om de controleren of de punt van de elektrode goed ligt. U kunt dan aangeven of het stroompje dat we even door de elektrodepunt laten lopen, te voelen is in het gebied waar de pijn altijd zit. Als u dat heeft aangegeven laten we u weer een minuut slapen en wordt de elektrodepunt een minuut verwarmd, zodat er een wondje ontstaat in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw waar de kortsluiting zit, die de pijn veroorzaakt. Daarna wordt met een scherp naaldje getest, of het gevoel in het gebied van de aangezichtszenuw, waar de pijn zit, iets minder scherp aanvoelt, en is de behandeling beindigd. Na de behandeling moet u nog ongeveer een uur bewaakt worden en mag u daarna naar huis, u mag echter niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. Na de behandeling U kunt na de behandeling een doof gevoel in het deel van het gezicht hebben, waar voordien de pijn gelokaliseerd was. Het is namelijk niet altijd mogelijk het gevoel volledig intact te laten, omdat er een geringe beschadiging in het ganglion Gasseri moet worden aangebracht, om de pijn weg te krijgen. Het gaat echter niet om een volledig doof gevoel. In de meeste gevallen verdwijnt dit doof gevoel in de daaropvolgende maanden deels of helemaal. Dat betekent niet dat de pijn dan ook weer optreedt; verlammingen of een scheve mond zullen bij deze behandeling niet optreden. Complicaties Het is belangrijk te weten, dat er na de behandeling napijn kan voorkomen, die soms brandend is, terwijl soms de oorspronkelijke trigeminus neuralgie pijnen nog een of twee weken blijven bestaan; als u nog medicijnen gebruikt kunt u die in overleg met uw arts langzaam afbouwen als de napijn verdwenen is. Uiterst zelden worden bij inbrengen van de elektrode via het wangslijmvlies mondbacterin in het hersenvocht gebracht, waardoor er een hersenvliesontsteking kan optreden. Dan krijgt de patint binnen zes uur hoge koorts, hoofdpijn en nekstijfheid, en moet zo spoedig mogelijk begonnen worden met een antibiotica behandeling. Deze complicatie treedt echter nooit later dan zes uur na de behandeling op. Resultaten In het algemeen wordt een goed resultaat bereikt; het kan echter zijn, dat de behandeling te "voorzichtig" uitgevoerd werd, en dat nog een keer iets intensiever behandeld moet worden. Dit kan zonder probleem binnen enkele weken gedaan worden. De pijnklachten kunnen binnen een half tot tien jaar terugkomen, omdat de behandelde zenuw weer aangroeit. De behandeling volgens Sweet kan zonodig bij terugkeren van de pijn op korte termijn herhaald worden. Let op! 1.Op de dag van behandeling nuchter blijven. 2.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 3.Na de behandeling mag u niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand U komt ophalen. 4.Als u na de behandeling binnen zes uur koorts krijgt boven 38.5 graden C, onmiddellijk uw arts raadplegen. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Inleiding Indien U lijdt aan bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn komt U in aanmerking voor deze behandeling. RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Bij de RF ganglion sfenopalatinum wordt een speciale naald bij deze zenuwknoop achter in de neus geplaatst via de wang. Door deze zenuwknoop verlopen met name zenuwvezels die vaker te maken kunnen hebben met bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald via de wang geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwknoopje achter in de neus. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. Allereerst wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met kleine stroompjes, die te voelen zijn in neus of gehemelte. Vervolgens vindt verdere verdoving plaats en volgt de eigenlijke behandeling van het zenuwknoopje met warmte die opgewekt wordt door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom. De behandeling vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een geringe kans op complicaties. Er bestaat een kleine kans, dat er tijdelijk een doof gevoel ontstaat in het gehemelte aan de behandelde kant. Ook kan er een bloeduitstorting in de wang optreden. Bij ongeveer 3% van de patinten treedt een bloedneus op, omdat in de neus een bloedvaatje geraakt kan worden. Soms is het nodig dat de KNO arts deze bloedneus moet behandelen. Bijwerking Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele weken kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. In een aantal gevallen is verdere behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken.
01-19-2005, 23:27:01: mister turd for hair checks his mail
01-20-2005, 00:45:03: Patinteninformatie Sectie Pijnbestrijding - NVA Voorlichtingsmateriaal van de Sectie Pijnbestrijding van de Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 "De volgende patinteninformaties zijn bedoeld als een raamwerk voor anesthesiologen die hun patinten willen informeren over pijnsyndromen en pijnbehandeling. Ze zijn in die zin niet volledig omdat essentile praktische informatie over lokale omstandigheden ontbreekt zoals informatie over dagopname dan wel poliklinische behandeling. Ook informatie over behandelduur en follow-up ontbreekt. Verder ontslaat deze schriftelijke informatie de anesthesioloog niet van de verplichting de informatie mondeling toe te lichten." Pijn bij kanker Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die pijn hebben t.g.v. kanker. Ook voor familieleden kan het zinvol zijn de folder te lezen. In deze folder leest u informatie over de behandeling van pijn bij kanker d.m.v. medicamenten. Behandeling van Pijn bij Kanker door middel van Medicamenten Inleiding Tegenwoordig is pijn bij kanker vaak goed te bestrijden. Als wordt vastgesteld waardoor de pijn wordt veroorzaakt, is pijn bij kanker bijna altijd tot een draaglijk niveau terug te brengen. Niet alle patinten met kanker hebben pijn. In de beginfase van de ziekte heeft ongeveer 30% van de patinten pijnklachten. In een latere fase hebben 60-80% van de patinten met kanker ernstige pijnklachten. In de beginfase van de ziekte is het beleid vooral gericht op het diagnosticeren en het behandelen van de kanker zelf. Omdat ongeveer de helft van de mensen met kanker uiteindelijk geneest, zal de pijn doorgaans verminderen of verdwijnen. In een latere fase van kanker, bijvoorbeeld bij uitgebreide uitzaaiingen of doorgroei van de tumor, wordt genezing minder waarschijnlijk of onmogelijk. Ook dan kunnen soms behandelingen op zijn plaats zijn, die de bedoeling hebben de groei van de kanker te remmen. Hierdoor kan de pijn soms ook bestreden worden. Oorzaken van pijn De pijn kan veroorzaakt worden door: * direkte doorgroei van de tumor in huid, zenuwweefsel of weke delen * indirekte gevolgen van de ziekte; bijvoorbeeld botbreuken, zweren, infecties, verstopping van holle organen (koliekpijn), verstopping van bloedvaten en verhoogde hersendruk * de behandeling van kanker; bijvoorbeeld littekenpijn, fantoompijn (pijn t.g.v. een amputatie), verbindweefseling door bestraling en zenuwgeleidingsstoornissen door chemotherapie * andere aandoeningen dan kanker. Pijnmedicatie De meeste patinten met kanker, die pijn hebben, kunnen door middel van medicamenten worden behandeld. Hierbij moet een aantal principes in acht worden genomen. Belangrijk is dat u niet moet wachten met het innemen van de medicatie tot de pijn onhoudbaar is. U moet proberen de pijn voor te zijn. Neem een pijnstiller zo regelmatig mogelijk in. Op die manier kunt u de terugkeer van pijn voorkomen. Bij krachtige pijnstillers (morfine-achtige middelen), hoeft men bij pijn door kanker niet bang te zijn voor verslaving of voor problemen met de ademhaling. Er is dus geen reden om terughoudend te zijn met pijnstillers. Het is niet zo dat het gebruik van pijnstillers in een vroeg stadium van de ziekte tot gevolg heeft dat in een later stadium de middelen niet meer werkzaam zullen zijn. Een zekere gewenning kan verwacht worden, maar het is in de meeste gevallen mogelijk de dosering van de medicamenten te verhogen zonder dat deze onwerkzaam worden. Behandeling Medicamenten worden toegediend volgens de zogenaamde pijnladder. Hierbij worden stapsgewijs middelen gegeven met een sterkere pijnstillende werking. De stappen van de pijnladder worden n voor n besproken. Stap 1: Paracetamol en NSAID's (ontstekingsremmende pijnstillers). Tot deze groep behoren de meeste huis-, tuin- en keukenpijnstillers. Naprosyne, Voltaren (diclofenac), Brufen (ibuprofen), Indocid (indometacine) en aspirine worden tot de groep NSAID's gerekend. Deze middelen zijn zeer effectief bij lichte tot matige pijn, ongeacht de oorzaak van de pijn. Behalve een pijnstillende werking, hebben ze ook nog een ontstekingsremmende en een koortswerende werking. De voornaamste bijwerkingen zijn: maagklachten, gestoorde nierfunctie en stollingsafwijkingen. De maagklachten zijn doorgaans niet ernstig, maar kunnen in zeldzame gevallen aanleiding geven tot maagbloedingen en maagzweren. De stoornissen van de nierfunctie zijn vooral van belang in combinatie met andere middelen, waaronder sommige vormen van chemotherapie. De stollingsstoornissen zijn vooral van belang bij patinten die bloedverdunners krijgen. Er zijn enkele nieuwe middelen uit de groep NSAID's waarbij minder maagklachten en stollingsstoornissen optreden (Mebutan? en Movicox?). Paracetamol is een pijnstiller die de bovengenoemde bijwerkingen niet heeft en heeft daarentegen ook geen ontstekingsremmende werking. Stap 2: Zwakke morfine-achtige middelen in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Indien patinten met kanker, ondanks een middel uit stap 1 in de juiste dosering, toch nog pijn krijgen dan heeft het geen zin om deze dosering te verhogen. Men moet dan een middel uit stap 2 toevoegen. Middelen zoals codene, Tramal of Temgesic hebben in lichte mate het effect van Morfine. Bij het gebruik van deze middelen bestaat de mogelijkheid dat sufheid optreedt. Bij het gebruik van codene kan men last krijgen van verstopping, waardoor een laxeermiddel nodig is. Omdat de middelen uit stap 3 in de loop van de jaren steeds beter zijn geworden, wordt stap 2 tegenwoordig vaak overgeslagen. Stap 3: Morfine-achtige middelen, al dan niet in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Er zijn veel vooroordelen tegen middelen als morfine als zouden deze gevaarlijk zijn. Mitst men zich aan bepaalde regels houdt, is dit zeker niet van toepassing bij patinten met kankerpijn. Vroeger werd vaak te lang gewacht met het gebruik van morfine. Morfine kan, zonder gevaar, ook in hoge dosis lang door een patint met pijn gebruikt worden. Mitst verhoging van de dosering in overleg met uw arts plaatsvindt kunt u niet te veel gebruiken. Morfine is op zichzelf een snel en kortwerkend middel. Sinds 10 jaar bestaan er echter middelen met een vertraagde afgifte, zodat de werkingsduur verlengd wordt. Het bekendste van deze middelen is MS Contin. MS Contin bestaat in verschillende doseringen. De effectieve werkingsduur is 8-12 uur en het middel dient men minmaal 2 maal daags in te nemen. De dosering kan zonodig om de paar dagen verhoogd worden. Een maximum dosering bestaat niet. De enige beperkingen zijn eventueel de bijwerkingen die kunnen optreden. De drie belangrijkste bijwerkingen van MS Contin zijn: verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Verstopping treedt bijna altijd op, zeker bij een hoge dosering. Daarom krijgen alle patinten, die MS Contin gebruiken ook een laxeermiddel. Misselijkheid treedt slechts op bij 30-40% van de patinten en wordt alleen zonodig behandeld. Het optreden van sufheid is zeer wisselend, maar ook dit kan eventueel met medicamenten behandeld worden. Onderdrukking van de ademhaling treedt alleen op bij zeer plotselinge verhoging van de dosering, met name bij patinten die dit middel nooit eerder gehad hebben. Bij een te hoge dosering bestaat een anti-gif Narcan (naloxon). Bij plotseling staken van morfine kunnen ontwenningsverschijnselen optreden. Soms kan de behandeling worden gestopt omdat de pijn door de behandeling van de kanker afneemt of door een zenuwblokkade. In dat geval is soms begeleiding nodig om het gebruik van de morfine af te bouwen omdat hierbij ontwenningsverschijnselen kunnen optreden (versnelde hartslag, zweten). Doorgaans lukt dat goed bij patinten die weinig pijn hebben. Sinds kort zijn er drie nieuwe middelen op de markt: * Noceptin (in grote lijnen vergelijkbaar met MS Contin). * Kapanol (dit zijn capsules die morfine bevatten met een beduidend langere werkingsduur zodat ze vaak slechts nmaal daags ingenomen hoeven te worden). * Durogesic pleisters die fentanyl bevatten. Fentanyl is een morfine-achtige stof. Er zijn pleisters in vier sterktes. De werking begint pas 12 uur nadat de pleister is opgeplakt. De werkingsduur van een pleister is drie dagen. Hierna kan men hem vervangen door een nieuwe pleister. De pleisters lijken minder verstopping en misselijkheid te veroorzaken dan de andere genoemde middelen. Veel patinten hebben geen laxeermiddel nodig. Omdat pijn bij kanker niet altijd de hele dag even hevig is, kan het soms moeilijk zijn de pijn met de bovengenoemde langwerkende middelen te onderdrukken. Voor korte hevige pijn is men beter af met een kort werkend middel zoals Sevredol. Dit is morfine dat in tablet vorm dat binnen een half uur begint te werken maar ook weer binnen een paar uur is uitgewerkt. Door de snelle opname in de bloedbaan kunnen de bijwerkingen ook plotseling komen opzetten. Aanvullende middelen Soms zijn er aanvullende middelen nodig bij bijzondere soorten pijn. Bij bijvoorbeeld zenuwpijn blijken normale pijnstillers soms maar matig te werken. Bij dit soort pijnen worden middelen gebruikt, die normaal toegepast worden bij depressiviteit of bij epilepsie. Een voorbeeld hiervan is Tryptizol (amitriptyline) en Tegretol (carbamazepine). Verder worden soms middelen gebruikt, die angstremmend zijn, zoals Seresta (oxazepam). Sommige mensen met kankerpijn hebben behoefte aan slaaptabletten. Verder worden hormoonpreparaten zoals Prednison of Oradexon gebruikt. Deze middelen kunnen zwellingen rondom tumoren doen afnemen. Stap 4: Invasieve pijnbestrijding. Met invasieve pijnbestrijding worden een aantal technieken bedoeld zoals zenuwbehandelingen en katheters waardoor pijnstillers door middel van een pomp worden toegediend voor langdurige pijnstilling. Deze technieken zijn effectiever dan behandeling door middel van medicamenten. Ze worden bewaard voor die gevallen, waar medicamenten tekort schieten; wanneer de pijn onaanvaardbaar is, of wanneer de bijwerkingen van de medicamenten onaanvaardbaar zijn. Voor deze bijzondere technieken zijn aparte folders beschikbaar. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bedoeld voor patinten met pijn bij kanker bij wie behandeling door middel van medicamenten niet geleid heeft tot voldoende vermindering van de pijn, of heeft onaanvaardbare bijwerkingen tot gevolg gehad. Epidurale en Spinale Pijnbestrijding bij Patinten met Kanker Inleiding Een alternatief voor de medicamenteuze behandeling van kankerpijn is dan de zogenaamde epidurale of spinale pijnbestrijding. Bij deze vorm van pijnbestrijding worden patinten behandeld door middel van een dunne katheter (slangetje) dat in de rug wordt ingebracht, ofwel in de epiduraalruimte, ofwel in de spinale ruimte. Via deze katheter kunnen pijnstillers worden toegediend door middel van een pompje. De keuze, welke van deze twee behandeltechnieken zal worden toegepast, hangt af van: * de behandelaar en het ziekenhuis, waar de patint behandeld wordt, * en de aard van de pijn. Toepassing De behandeling is vooral geschikt bij pijn op n niveau. Dit houdt in dat de pijn gelokaliseerd is in of de onderste lichaamshelft of alleen de bovenste lichaamshelft of alleen de romp. De enige beperking is dat op de plaats waar geprikt moet worden, geen uitgebreide rugoperaties hebben plaatsgevonden, dat de huid ter plekke niet ontstoken is en dat eventuele gezwellen of uitzaaiingen zich op enige afstand bevinden. Anatomie In de achterste helft van de wervelkolom bevindt zich het ruggenmerg. Dit loopt slechts door tot de helft van de rug, daaronder zijn alleen nog losse zenuwwortels. Deze maken deel uit van het centrale zenuwstelsel en zijn doordrenkt in hersenvocht (liquor). Dit vocht wordt omgeven door de zogeheten dura. Als de katheter wordt ingebracht door de dura dan spreken we van spinale pijnbestrijding. Als de katheter tot net buiten de dura wordt gebracht dan spreekt men van epidurale of peridurale pijnbestrijding. Pijnstilling wordt toegediend door middel van pompjes. (afbeelding is wenselijk) Toediening medicatie Het is mogelijk dat er als pijnstilling alleen een morfine-achtige stof wordt toegediend (Morfine of Sufentanil). In veel gevallen zal hier een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving aan worden toegevoegd (Marcane). Hoewel vroeger veelvuldig gebruik werd gemaakt van injecties die om de paar uur werden toegediend, worden deze pijnstillers tegenwoordig voornamelijk toegediend door middel van pompjes. In de thuissituatie wordt hier doorgaans een draagbaar pompje voor gebruikt, dat op batterijtjes werkt. Deze pompjes zijn voorzien van een knop om extra pijnstillers toe te voegen op momenten dat de pijn het ergst is. De hoeveelheid en frequente van deze toediening wordt geprogrammeerd, zodat U hier nooit teveel van kan krijgen. De katheter kan op een eenvoudige wijze worden ingebracht via de rug en met plakband over de rug worden vastgeplakt. Tegenwoordig wordt, indien de behandeling langere tijd gaat duren, deze katheter ofwel onderhuids getunneld naar de voorzijde, ofwel er zal een poort worden ingebracht (Port-a-cath, Periplant). Deze poorten worden ingebracht door middel van een klein sneetje. Het inbrengen van de katheter Voor het inbrengen van een katheter moet de patint worden opgenomen. Ook het instellen op de juiste dosering kost vaak enkele dagen. Eenvoudige katheters kunnen onder plaatselijke verdoving worden ingebracht. Poorten worden soms onder narcose ingebracht. Het inbrengen zelf kent weinig complicaties. Een goede positie van de katheter wordt soms getest door middel van inspuiten van plaatselijke verdoving. Hierbij kan soms bloeddrukdaling optreden. Bij deze proef dient de pijn grotendeels te verdwijnen, maar afhankelijk van wat er wordt ingespoten, kan het zijn dat er tijdelijk ook vermindering van spierkracht optreedt en dat er gevoelloosheid ontstaat. Een eventuele vermindering van de bloeddruk zal terstond worden behandeld door middel van toediening van vocht via een infuus ofwel door toediening van een geneesmiddel dat de bloeddruk op peil kan houden. Als de anesthesioloog zeker is van een goede positie van de katheter zal gezocht worden naar een middel of een combinatie van middelen, die de pijn voldoende kan onderdrukken zonder dat daarbij ongewenste bijwerkingen optreden. Deze middelen worden door middel van een pompje toegediend. In de thuissituatie gebeurt dit d.m.v. een draagbare pomp (Pharmacia CADD-PCA pomp, Disetronic multifuse). Bijwerkingen Wat betreft de bijwerkingen van de morfine-achtige stoffen, deze zijn dezelfde als die kunnen optreden na behandeling door morfine tabletten (zoals MS-Contin?) te weten verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Doorgaans zijn deze bijwerkingen minder ernstig dan bij medicamenten die in tabletvorm worden ingenomen. De toevoeging van een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving kan zoals bij een proefblok in hoge dosering leiden tot vermindering van spierkracht en verminderd gevoel. Bij lagere dosering zal U dit meestal niet merken. Complicaties Er zijn enkele technische complicaties mogelijk bij deze behandeling, waaronder het afknikken van de katheter en het verschuiven van de katheter, waarbij deze alsnog verkeerd komt te liggen. Bij de epiduraalkatheter kan verbindweefseling optreden van de epiduraalruimte, die soms pijn en verstopping van de katheter tot gevolg heeft. Bij katheters die spinaal worden ingebracht kan de eerste dagen hoofdpijn voorkomen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is meestal mild en verdwijnt vanzelf in de meeste gevallen en behoeft geen speciale behandeling. Een van de vervelendste complicaties is toch een infectie. In grote lijnen blijkt dat uiteindelijk tussen de 5 en 10% van de katheters eens een keer infecteren. Doorgaans betekent dit dat de katheter verwijderd moet worden. Eventueel kan deze na behandeling d.m.v. antibiotica opnieuw geplaatst worden in een iets andere ligging. In zeldzame gevallen kan de infectie leiden tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. Behandeling thuis Om d.m.v. deze vorm van pijnstilling thuis verder behandeld te worden, is vanuit het ziekenhuis goede samenwerking noodzakelijk met de huisarts, wijkverpleegkundige en apotheek. Hier zijn uitgebreide instructies voor nodig. Ondersteuning door familieleden is wenselijk. De technische ondersteuning van de pomp wordt in iedere regio in Nederland anders geregeld. Veelal komt deze ondersteuning vanuit particuliere bedrijven. Zij verhuren die pompen aan ziektekostenverzekeraars of beheren de pompen, die eigendom van de ziektekostenverzekeraars zijn. Deze firma's zorgen alleen voor technische ondersteuning. De eindverantwoordelijkheid voor de medische aspecten ligt bij de huisarts en de anesthesioloog in samenspraak met elkaar. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Na het succesvol plaatsen van de katheter kan de anti-stolling worden hervat. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt of de insteekopening van de katheter tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een intrathecaal neurolyse Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er te veel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn gelokaliseerd is rondom de anus of de uitwendige geslachtsdelen, bestaat de mogelijkheid om de pijn te bestrijden door middel van intrathecaal neurolyse. Intrathecaal neurolyse De naam neurolyse duidt op een zenuwbehandeling, waarbij een sterk etsende stof (fenol) bewust wordt ingespoten om een zenuw te beschadigen. Hierdoor wordt in veel gevallen de pijngeleiding onderbroken. De behandeling kan alleen onder bepaalde omstandigheden plaatsvinden. De betreffende zenuwen zijn namelijk betrokken bij de functie van de blaas en de anus. De behandeling kan hierdoor leiden tot functiestoornissen van deze twee organen. Daarom wordt de behandeling alleen toegepast bij patinten, die al een stoma (kunstmatige uitgang van de darm) hebben, en bij patinten die al een blaasstoornis hebben, waarvoor het noodzakelijk is dat ze een permanente blaaskatheter of een urinestoma (kunstmatige uitgang voor de afvoer van urine) hebben. De behandeling wordt alleen toegepast bij patinten met kanker die een beperkte levensverwachting hebben. Hoewel exacte levensverwachtingen niet precies te voorspellen zijn, wordt als algemene richtlijn 6 maanden aangehouden. De behandeling vindt plaats d.m.v. een prik laag in de rug tussen de onderste lendenwervels en duurt slechts enkele minuten. De behandeling moet in zittende houding worden uitgevoerd. Dit kan bij patinten met pijn in dit gebied nogal eens moeilijkheden opleveren. Bij de behandeling wordt een zeer kleine hoeveelheid vloeistof ingespoten, welke afzakt naar de onderste zenuwen. Daarom is het van belang dat de patint na de behandeling nog 2 uur rechtop of half zittend blijft. Dit is meestal geen probleem omdat de pijn meestal onmiddellijk minder wordt. Complicaties Het kan wel eens voorkomen dat er een lichte verzwakking van de spierkracht van de benen optreedt. Dit leidt doorgaans niet tot loopstoornissen. Over het algemeen herstelt de spierkracht zich grotendeels in de eerste weken na de behandeling. In zeldzame gevallen kan een hersenvlies ontsteking optreden. Deze gaat gepaard met hoofdpijn en koorts. Verder kunt U de eerste dagen hoofdpijn krijgen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is vaak mild en verdwijnt vanzelf behoeft daarom meestal geen speciale behandeling. Resultaat Het effect van de behandeling houdt doorgaans enkele maanden aan. De behandeling kan zonodig herhaald worden. Ook hier geldt dat weer dezelfde voorzorgsmaatregelen moeten worden genomen. In veel gevallen zal het mogelijk zijn om pijnmedicatie, die tevoren werd gebruikt, te verminderen of te staken. In geval van gebruik van morfine-achtige stoffen moet men bedacht zijn op de mogelijkheid van ontwenningsverschijnselen. Hiervoor is soms begeleiding nodig. Bij patinten met zenuwpijn moet worden opgemerkt dat de behandeling soms beduidend minder effectief is, zodat, ondanks een volledig gevoelloos gebied rondom de anus, de pijn toch blijft bestaan. Hiervoor zijn andere behandelingen noodzakelijk. Let op! Indien U antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient U hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een plexus coeliacus blokkade. Inleiding Deze behandeling kan worden toegepast bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker van de bovenbuikorganen, zoals de alvleesklier, de maag en de lever. Het betreft een blokkade van een zenuwnetwerk in de bovenbuik. Dit zenuwnetwerk wordt in medische termen ?plexus coeliacus? genoemd. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. U moet rekenen op een opname van 1 tot 3 dagen. Plexus coeliacus blokkade De behandeling kan in principe onder plaatselijke verdoving, onder een epidurale verdoving ("ruggenprik") of onder een lichte algehele narcose plaatsvinden De keuze kan in overleg met de anesthesioloogesist gemaakt worden. De behandeling duurt ongeveer een halfuur. Tijdens de behandeling ligt u op uw buik. Onder rntgendoorlichting worden 2 naalden via de rug ingebracht. Er wordt een contrastvloeistof ingespoten om de positie van de 2 naalden te controleren. Vervolgens wordt de behandelvloeistof rondom het zenuwnetwerk gespoten. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd, toch bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een complicatie die zeer zelden voorkomt is een dwarslaesie (gedeeltelijke verlamming van beide benen). De kans daarop is uitermate gering. Het tijdelijk optreden van diarree is een vaak voorkomende bijwerking van deze behandeling. U kunt de eerste weken na de behandeling bij plotseling rechtop komen, even duizelig zijn. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Het resultaat van de blokkade is pas 1 of 2 dagen na de behandeling duidelijk. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. Het effect van de behandeling houdt gemiddeld enkele maanden aan en kan zonodig herhaald worden. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een chordotomie Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er teveel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn zich met name in n lichaamshelft bevindt, bestaat de mogelijkheid om deze pijn te bestrijden door middel van een blokkade in het ruggenmerg. Dit noemt men in medische termen een "chordotomie". De opname duurt enkele dagen. Chordotomie Bij deze behandeling wordt de pijnbaan in het ruggenmerg opgezocht met een speciale naald. De baan wordt vervolgens onderbroken door middel van warmte (door radiofrequente stroom). De behandeling vindt in de nek plaats vlak onder het oor. Hier wordt de huid plaatselijk verdoofd. De behandeling vindt plaats aan de tegenover liggende lichaamshelft dan waar de pijn zich bevindt. De reden hiervoor is dat de pijnbaan gekruist verloopt. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude verloopt via dezelfde baan. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude zal dan ook na de behandeling aan de betreffende lichaamshelft (waar oorspronkelijk de pijn zat) zijn verdwenen. Complicaties Hoewel de behandeling zorgvuldig wordt uitgevoerd; is er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een stoornis in de blaasfunctie kan in sommige gevallen optreden, zodat een blaaskatheter noodzakelijk wordt. In zeldzame gevallen kan een krachtverlies optreden aan de kant van de blokkade. In de meeste gevallen herstelt zich dit weer. Deze stoornissen treden op door een tijdelijke vochtophoping rond de behandelde plaats in het ruggenmerg, u krijgt enkele dagen een tablet (oradexon) voorgeschreven, om genezing daarvan te bespoedigen. Na ongeveer 6 maanden is er een geringe kans op het optreden van een branderige pijn of onaangenaam gevoel in het oorspronkelijke pijngebied. Verder kunt U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot jeuk, huiduitslag of kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat De kans op succes van deze behandeling is vrij groot. Enkele uren na de behandeling is het effect van de behandeling merkbaar. Let op! 1.Na de behandeling is ook het warmte/koude gevoel aan de kant van de oorspronkelijke pijn verdwenen. U dient na de behandeling dus voorzichtig te zijn met het hanteren van hete of koude voorwerpen. 2. Loop, zowel binnen- als buitenshuis, op deugdelijk schoeisel. U kunt namelijk met uw voet ergens intrappen zonder dat u pijn gewaar wordt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Als u na het lezen van deze folder nog vragen heeft, kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten en familieleden van patinten met een Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS, Sympathische Reflex Dystrofie, Post-traumatische Dystrofie) en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en het behandelprogramma. Inleiding Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS) is een ernstig en slecht begrepen ziektebeeld; het treedt meestal op in een arm of been na een verwonding of een operatie. Waardoor dit ziektebeeld ontstaat is (nog) niet geheel duidelijk. Mede hierdoor is dit pijnsyndroom bekend onder vele namen. Vroege herkenning ervan is erg belangrijk, omdat men door snel met de behandeling te beginnen in veel gevallen kan voorkomen dat het ziektebeeld ernstiger wordt. Symptomen van CRPS Men kan de diagnose CRPS stellen indien vier van de volgende symptomen aanwezig zijn: 1.De ernst of het karakter van de pijn past niet in het patroon van het letsel of de operatie. 2.Abnormale pijn bij aanraken. 3.Abnormale kleur, meestal een roodblauwe verkleuring. 4.Abnormale temperatuur, meestal een warmere, soms een koudere aangedane extremiteit. 5.Zwelling (oedeem). 6.Toename van pijn tijdens of na beweging. Oorzaken van CRPS In talrijke internationale publicaties over CRPS wordt melding gemaakt van een relatie met het sympathische (onwillekeurige of vegetatieve) zenuwstelsel, hoewel de aard van deze relatie nog niet geheel duidelijk is. In feite ontstaat er bij een CRPS een stoornis in het regelmechanisme, dat zorgt voor het op gang komen van het genezingsproces na een verwonding, hetgeen leidt tot een dystrofie van de aangedane weefsels. "Dys" betekent "slecht" en "trofie" betekent "voedingstoestand". In diverse wetenschappelijke studies met proefdiermodellen, waarbij een CRPS kan worden nagebootst, is aangetoond dat er abnormale verbindingen ontstaan tussen verschillende soorten zenuwen. Deze hebben normaal geen of nauwelijks verbindingen met elkaar. Het betreft verbindingen tussen gevoelszenuwen, pijnzenuwvezels, spieraansturende vezels en zenuwvezels behorend tot het sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwstelsel. Dit kan grotendeels verklaren waarom bij CRPS stoornissen optreden in het gevoel en de spierkracht. Er kan soms abnormale pijn ontstaan al bij de geringste aanraking. Er kunnen ook regelstoornissen ontstaan in het sympathische zenuwstelsel. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot een stoornis in het regeling van de kleine bloedvaten van alle weefsels,(dus van de huid, spieren, botten, gewrichten, zenuwen en bloedvaten). Dit verklaart de kleurverandering, de abnormale temperatuur, het abnormaal zweten en de abnormale haar- en nagelgroei, de zwelling en pijn; en uiteindelijk in de dystrofie (gestoorde voedingstoestand van de weefsels). Een andere theorie (Sudeck 1900) geeft aan, dat er bij CRPS sprake zou zijn van een abnormale (steriele) ontstekingsreactie, omdat de optredende symptomen bij een ontsteking (zwelling, roodheid, warmte, pijn) meestal ook bij een CRPS voorkomen. Bij deze ontstekingsreactie treden stoornissen op in de zuurstofvoorziening aan de weefsels en komen schadelijke stoffen (vrije zuurstofradicalen) vrij, die de genezing tegenwerken en ervoor verantwoordelijk zijn, dat de zieke arm of het zieke been niet normaal belast kan worden. Als men de zieke ledemaat, ondanks de toenemende pijn toch normaal belast, ontstaat er een zuurstofschuld in de weefsels, die de regelmechanisme van de genezing verder tegenwerkt. In de literatuur worden een aantal factoren genoemd, die de kans op het krijgen van een CRPS verhogen. Allereerst dient genoemd te worden, dat een nog aanwezige "irritatie" in de weefsels van de aangedane extremiteit, zoals bijvoorbeeld een niet genezende fractuur, een botsplinter, een infectie, een zenuwknobbeltje, ingebrachte lichaamsvreemde materialen, uitgebreide weke delen letsels of een beschadigde zenuw, dusdanige schadelijke prikkels naar het zenuwstelsel stuurt, dat het regelmechanisme voor de genezing wordt verstoord en een CRPS kan ontstaan. Ook kan het tevoren al bestaan van pijn in de wervelkolom van de nek of de lage rug (bijvoorbeeld door slijtage), interne ziekten , met name waarbij sprake is van een abnormale regulatie van de bloeddoorstroming zoals suikerziekte, ziekte van Raynaud, maar ook bepaalde vormen van kanker en roken mogelijk het ontstaan van een CRPS uitlokken. CRPS komt bij vrouwen drie keer zo vaak voor als bij mannen. Het stellen van de diagnose De diagnose CRPS kan in de eerste plaats gesteld worden op grond van de klachten en het lichamelijk onderzoek; aanvullend onderzoek dient verricht te worden bij verdenking op het bestaan van onderliggende "irritaties" in de aangedane weefsels of onderliggende ziekten. Dit onderzoek naar een onderliggende oorzaak voor een CRPS dient uitputtend en zonodig bij herhaling te geschieden. Aanvullende diagnostiek met negatief resultaat doet niets af aan de gestelde diagnose, en betekent dus niet dat men geen dystrofie zou hebben. Verder kan aanvullend onderzoek zoals rntgenonderzoek of een botscan de diagnose bevestigen en kan het beloop van een CRPS daaruit mede beoordeeld worden.] De behandeling Helaas is het nog onduidelijk welke van de mogelijke behandelingen de voorkeur geniet. In het algemeen dient bij het vermoeden op een CRPS de patint zo snel mogelijk behandeld te worden, omdat dan meestal voorkomen kan worden, dat de CRPS zich volledig ontwikkelt en ernstige complicaties optreden. Tevens dient het aantonen of uitsluiten van een onderliggende ziekte of "irritatie" zo snel en zorgvuldig mogelijk plaats te vinden. De behandeling is erop gericht de vicieuze pijncirkel te onderbreken en de functie van de extremiteit te behouden, en zo mogelijk de onderliggende ziekte of "irritaties" te behandelen. Veelal zal het nodig blijken, dat meerdere samenwerkende specialisten bij de behandeling worden betrokken; tevens speelt de paramedische afdeling (fysio- en ergotherapie) een belangrijke rol. In principe berust de behandeling op drie hoofdlijnen: 1.Sympathicus blokkades 2.Geneesmiddelen 3.Fysio- en ergotherapie 1. Sympathicus blokkades Tijdelijke of een meer blijvende blokkade van de sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwen, die horen bij de aangedane extremiteit door middel van inspuiten van lokale verdoving of behandeling van deze zenuwen met warmte. In de regel wordt met behulp van het rntgentoestel een dun naaldje of elektrode bij de betreffende zenuw gebracht en vindt met behulp van het toedienen van kleine stroompjes door het puntje van de naald een nog nauwkeuriger positionering plaats. Vervolgens wordt een kleine hoeveelheid lokale verdovingsvloeistof door het naaldje gespoten en kan binnen een halve minuut duidelijk worden of de (gedeeltelijke) blokkade van sympathische zenuwvezels tot een klachtenvermindering leidt. Men kan deze behandeling meerdere malen herhalen, of kiezen voor een langduriger effect van deze blokkade door de punt van de naald van enkele millimeters te verwarmen door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, zodat er een tijdelijke gedeeltelijke onderbreking van deze zenuw optreedt, die zich binnen enkele weken tot maanden weer kan herstellen. Bij een CRPS van de arm bevindt de belangrijkste zenuwknoop van de sympathicus zich in de nek, net voor de zevende nekwervel. Voor een CRPS van het been bevindt de te behandelen sympathische zenuwknoop zich aan de voorkant van de onderste lendenwervels. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folders (RF ganglion stellatum blok en RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade). Een andere methode om de sympathische zenuwen van een arm of been te behandelen is het zogenaamde RIS (regionaal intraveneus sympathicus) blok. Nadat met een bloeddrukmanchet de bloedtoevoer naar arm of been tijdelijk (15 20 minuten) wordt afgesloten, spuit men door een ingebracht infuusnaaldje een verdovingsvloeistof samen met Ismeline, een ganglionblokkerende stof (een stof die de overdrachtstof in de zenuw blokkeert). Door de verdoving doet deze behandeling nauwelijks pijn, hoewel de bloeddrukmanchet wel even strak aan kan voelen; het geneesmiddel zorgt voor een farmacologische (medicamenteuze) sympathicus blokkade van enkele dagen. In het algemeen moet deze procedure minstens vier maal herhaald worden en kan het gunstige effect van de blokkade steeds langer worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. 2. Geneesmiddelen Volgens de theorie van de steriele ontsteking komen bij een CRPS een overmaat aan afvalproducten van het zuurstofmetabolisme, zogenaamde vrije radicalen in de weefsels vrij; deze vrije radicalen kunnen worden tegengewerkt door het aanbrengen van dimethylsulfoxide (DMSO) crme op de huid, en acetylcysteine (Fluimucil) en het toedienen van mannitol infusen. De eerst genoemde middelen kunnen meteen na het stellen van de diagnose worden voorgeschreven. Mannitol wordt toegediend als infuus gedurende 7 tot 14 dagen. Dit kan zowel tijdens een ziekenhuisopname als in de thuissituatie. Hierbij wordt de mannitol toegediend door middel van een draagbare pomp. Ook kan met geneesmiddelen, die op de regeling van de bloedvaten inwerken zoals ketanserine, calciumantagonisten (Isoptin, Adalat) en alfa- blokkers soms een gunstig effect bereikt worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de bijsluiters. 3. Fysio- en ergotherapie. U kunt door de pijnspecialist naar de afdeling fysiotherapie worden verwezen. Uw eerste behandeling zal bestaan uit een kennismakingsgesprek met de fysiotherapeut waarbij u uw problemen kenbaar maakt. De fysiotherapeut zal vooral kijken naar de pijn en de bewegingsproblemen in de verschillende gewrichten. Eventueel kan een ergotherapeut worden ingeschakeld die vooral kijkt hoe u met uw problemen omgaat bij dagelijkse activiteiten. De eerste behandelingen zullen vooral bestaan uit observaties en vastleggen van uw mogelijkheden en beperkingen. Ook zal er gesproken worden over uw verwachtingen ten aanzien van herstel en hersteltijd. Uit deze informatie zal in overleg met u een behandelplan worden opgesteld. Afhankelijk van de ernst van uw klachten zal er (zeker in de beginfase) vaak noodzaak bestaan voor belastingbeperkende maatregelen. Dit kan inhouden het dragen van een rustspalk bij dystrofie van de hand, of het gebruik van loopkrukken bij dystrofie van de onderste extremiteit. Het nemen van voldoende rust en het verdelen van activiteiten en oefeningen over de gehele dag blijft een punt, dat de hele revalidatie terugkomt. Wanneer de dystrofie rustiger wordt en de pijnklachten afnemen, kan de belasting geleidelijk worden opgevoerd. Bij de fysiotherapie verschuift het accent naar oefeningen gericht op verbetering van beweeglijkheid en spierkracht. Bij de ergotherapie zal u begeleid worden wat betreft het steeds meer gaan gebruiken van de aangedane extremiteit (b.v. met betrekking tot algemene activiteiten, huishoudelijke activiteiten, hobby’s, vervoer, eventuele werkhervatting etc.). Er wordt gestreefd naar een zo goed mogelijk herstel. 100% herstel is hierbij niet altijd realiseerbaar. In ieder geval zal de behandeling erop gericht worden dat u met de eventuele restklachten zo goed mogelijk zult kunnen blijven functioneren. Om dit laatste te kunnen bereiken zal in voorkomende gevallen de hulp van de revalidatiearts en andere revalidatie ondersteunende disciplines worden ingeroepen. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Ganglion Stellatum blokkade Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een proefblok van het ganglion stellatum Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast bij zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling soms toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. Stellatum blokkade De proefblok van het ganglion stellatum (= stervormig zenuwknoopje) is een behandeling waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel voor de zevende nekwervel in de hals wordt verdoofd. Bij de behandeling wordt een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. De positie van de naald wordt met rntgencontrast bevestigd. Vervolgens wordt de verdoving ingespoten. De hele behandeling duurt slechts tien minuten. Bij een proefblok is het gebruikelijk dat het effect van de behandeling na enkele uren is uitgewerkt. Hiermee kan men nagaan of het zin heeft om deze zenuwknooppunt langdurig uit te schakelen. Complicaties Als zeer zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies worden geraakt, waardoor een klaplong (pneumothorax) kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk, huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog wat wazig zien of kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u even een hese stem hebben. Dit is van tijdelijke aard. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan duren. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het effect kan meestal meteen beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat het effect pas na enkele dagen bemerkt wordt. In de meeste gevallen is dan een RF behandeling noodzakelijk van het ganglion stellatum. Hierbij wordt door middel van warmte (opgewekt door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) deze zenuwknoop langdurig uitgeschakeld. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus blok Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus (RIS) blok. Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatie stoornissen van arm of been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als sympathische reflexdystrofie of posttraumatische dystrofie) en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. Meestal moet deze behandeling enkele keren worden herhaald. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus(RIS) blok Een regionale intraveneuze sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling van een arm of been, waarbij met behulp van een vaatverwijdend medicijn (Ismeline), dat in de bloedbaan wordt gespoten, een gedeeltelijke blokkade van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt verkregen. Bij de RIS blokkade wordt eerst een infuusnaald ingebracht in de arm of het been, dat behandeld gaat worden. De arm of het been wordt "bloedleeg" gemaakt door leegstrijken met een strakke band waarna een manchet om de arm of het been wordt opgepompt. Vervolgens wordt het medicijn via de infuusnaald ingespoten. Omdat de werking van het medicijn pijnlijk kan zijn wordt het gemengd met een verdovingsvloeistof. Na 15 tot 20 minuten wordt de bloedleegte band weer losgelaten Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm of been. In veel gevallen treedt hierbij pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicaties van deze behandeling kunnen na losmaken van de band tijdelijk bloeddruk schommelingen optreden. Deze zijn meestal van korte duur maar kunnen soms enkele uren aanwezig zijn. De tekenen hiervan zijn duizeligheid en misselijkheid. Ook kan men wat gezwollen slijmvliezen hebben gedurende enkele uren, met als gevolg verstopte neus en rode ogen. Deze klachten gaan vanzelf over. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na herhaalde behandelingen kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal herhaling of een aanvullende therapie nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over alle medicijnen die u gebruikt. 3.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u met uw behandelend arts bespreken. RF blokkades Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion stellatum blok Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast wanneer er sprake is van zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als posttraumatische dystrofie of sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. RF ganglion stellatum blok RF stellatum is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje in de hals wordt behandeld met warmte. Deze warmte wordt opgewekt door zogenaamde radiofrequente (RF) stroom. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. De positie van de naald wordt bevestigd met rntgencontrastmiddel. Vervolgens wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met een stroompje en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt tot een bepaalde temperatuur verwarmd. Complicatie Als zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies geraakt worden, waardoor een klaplong kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog (aan de kant van de behandelde lichaamszijde) wat wazig zien en kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u tijdelijk een hese stem hebben. Deze verschijnselen worden veroorzaakt door de plaatselijke verdoving en verdwijnen binnen enkele uren. In zeldzame gevallen treedt er een langdurige verlamming van een stemband op; vaak herstelt dit zich na enige tijd. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. Soms wordt dit ervaren als een brok in de keel. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Behalve een vermindering van de pijn treedt vaak een betere doorbloeding op waardoor de arm aangenaam warm wordt. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet zelfstandig aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatiestoornissen in armen, handen en vingers, bij complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) en bij bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Thoracale sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom. Bij de thoracale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naald(en) is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte, dat door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom wordt opgewekt en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm hand en vingers. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel ontstaan in het huidgebied, dat verzorgd wordt door een zenuwtak, die verloopt onder een rib. Ook is er een kleine kans dat de long wordt aangeprikt waardoor en zogenaamde klaplong (pneumothorax) kan ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicaties. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk en huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking Na deze behandeling kan napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. Dit is echter altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij pijn van de wervelkolom en/of het been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van een been, circulatiestoornissen van het been en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Lumbale sympathicus blokkade is een vorm van behandeling, waarbij met behulp van n of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige (sympathische) zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom ter hoogte van de lendenwervels. Bij de lumbale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naalden is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in been en voet. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Sommige patinten zijn allergische voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zwelling optreden van het been en/of de voet, omdat er meer bloed naar het been gaat dan voor de behandeling. Tevens bestaat er een kans op het optreden van zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel in de lies en het bovenbeen. Deze onaangenaamheden zullen in de loop van enkele weken meestal vanzelf verdwijnen. Daarnaast kan na deze behandeling napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. In zeldzame gevallen ontstaat enkele weken een warm pijnlijk gezwollen been; binnen enkele weken verdwijnen deze verschijnselen vanzelf. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze bijwerkingen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen van deze folder vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Racz-procedure Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Racz-procedure (epiduraal adhesiolysis) Inleiding Epidurale adhesiolysis betekent het losmaken van inwendige littekens in de buurt van de vliezen rond het ruggenmerg. Als uit uw klachtenpatroon en uit aanvullend onderzoek als CT- of MRI-scan of een epidurogram gebleken is, dat een belangrijk deel van uw pijnklachten berust op inwendige littekenvorming rond de ruggenmergvliezen, kan geprobeerd worden deze littekens met medicijnen losser te maken. De behandeling is genoemd naar G.B. Racz die de techniek voor het eerst beschreef. Epidurale Adhesiolysis Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting meestal via het staartbeentje een plastic slangetje ingebracht tot bij het inwendige litteken. Als het litteken met rntgencontrast zichtbaar is gemaakt, wordt door het inspuiten van het enzym hyaluronidase, verdovingsvloeistof en bijnierschorshormoon (langwerkend prednison) geprobeerd het litteken losser te maken. In het algemeen wordt deze behandeling enkele keren herhaald. Deze behandeling duurt ongeveer 20 minuten en vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties Als zeldzame complicatie kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn, die meestal vanzelf verdwijnt. Uiterst zelden kan er een tijdelijk kracht- en/of gevoelsverlies van de benen optreden. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Bijwerkingen In een aantal gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd weer. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of in overleg met uw huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Als bijwerkingen van de gebruikte medicijnen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden, en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Mensen met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers een aantal dagen hoger zijn dan anders. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is het nodig de behandeling te herhalen. Soms is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend specialist. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Dit is een behandeling waarbij de pijngeleiding vanuit de steungewrichtjes, die gelegen zijn aan de achterkant van de wervelkolom, benvloed wordt. In veel gevallen treedt hierdoor een pijnvermindering op. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas of lage rug. RF facetdenervatie Bij de RF facetdenervatie wordt de huid verdoofd. Onder rntgendoorlichting, worden naalden geplaatst bij de zenuwtakjes van de betreffende steungewrichten. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje de positie van het naaldpuntje gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt het betreffende zenuwtje voor langere tijd uitgeschakeld. Complicatie Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt(zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF discus behandeling. Inleiding Uit uw klachtenpatroon en aanvullend onderzoek is gebleken, dat n of meerdere tussenwervelschijven (discus) een deel van uw pijn veroorzaken. Daarom komt U in aanmerking voor een RF-discus behandeling. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek of lage rug. RF discusbehandeling Een RF discusbehandeling is een warmtebehandeling van de tussenwervelschijf. Bij deze behandeling wordt de huid verdoofd en wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst in de tussenwervelschijf. Vervolgens wordt de tussenwervelschijf met warmte behandeld (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een zeer geringe kans op complicaties. Er kan een krachtsvermindering of een gevoelsvermindering in het huidgebied van de in de buurt lopende zenuwwortel optreden. Tevens kan er een infectie van de tussenwervelschijf ontstaan. Om dit te voorkomen wordt aan het einde van de behandeling een antibioticum in de tussenwervelschijf gespoten. Bij een eventuele ontsteking van de tussenwervelschijf krijgt u koorts en pijn. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. De napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Eventueel kunt u aan uw huisarts of behandelend pijnarts een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u vier dagen voor de behandeling hiermee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij koorts en pijn dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ramus communicans denervatie Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF ramus communicans denervatie RF ramus communicans denervatie is een behandeling waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwtakje wordt behandeld. De ramus communicans is een verbindingstak dat verloopt aan de zijkant van een wervellichaam, dat een deel van de pijn afkomstig van de tussenwervelschijf doorgeeft naar het ruggenmerg. Bij de RF ramus communicans denervatie wordt onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, een speciale naald geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwtakje met behulp van rntgencontrast. Vervolgens wordt door een klein teststroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd. Na verdere verdoving wordt de naaldpunt verwarmd door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, waardoor het zenuwtje voor langere tijd wordt uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Soms is het nodig dit zenuwtakje op meerdere wervelniveaus te behandelen. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een warmer been ontstaan aan de behandelde zijde. Ook kan er, veelal tijdelijk, een lichte kracht- en/of gevoelsvermindering van het been ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion dorsale of rhizotomie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft, die te maken hebben met de wervelkolom en een uitstraling bestaat naar hoofd, arm, romp of been, dan kunt u in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. Dit is vast te stellen door middel van het lichamelijk onderzoek en/of proefblokkades. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie Rhizotomie is afgeleid van het Griekse ?rhizos? dat wortel betekent, terwijl ?ganglion dorsale?, achterste zenuwknoop betekent. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie is een behandeling, waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwwortel wordt behandeld. Na locale verdoving van de huid wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwwortel. De naaldpositie wordt gecontroleerd met kleine teststroompjes, vervolgens wordt verder verdoofd en wordt de zenuwwortel verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom) tot een vooraf bepaalde temperatuur. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding in de zenuwwortel benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een gevoelsvermindering optreden in het huidgebied van de behandelde zenuwwortel, en uiterst zelden een krachtsvermindering. In het algemeen herstellen deze stoornissen zich binnen enkele maanden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele (6 tot 8)weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter) of via huisarts of behandelend specialist vragen om een andere pijnstiller. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een verdere behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of aceocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft kunt u die altijd met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF denervatie SI-gewricht. Inleiding Deze behandeling vindt plaats ter hoogte van de bil/ het heiligbeen. Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF denervatie SI-gewricht RF denervatie SI-gewricht (het sacroiliacaal gewricht is het gewricht tussen heiligbeen en bekken) is een behandeling waarbij met naalden de zenuwtakjes naar dit gewricht worden behandeld. De naam denervatie betekent letterlijk ?ontzenuwen? hoewel in werkelijkheid de zenuwen alleen beschadigd worden. Bij de RF denervatie SI-gewricht worden onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, naalden geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwtjes. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom), waardoor de zenuw voor langere tijd worden uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit het SI-gewricht benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. Dit komt omdat er een vanuit de behandelde zenuw een takje naar de huid loopt. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Gordelroos Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die behandeld worden voor gordelroos door middel van een epidurale corticosteroid injectie Inleiding Gordelroos of herpes zoster is een virusinfectie en wordt veroorzaakt door het waterpokkenvirus. De meeste mensen hebben het virus sinds hun jeugd bij de waterpokken opgelopen; het blijft inactief totdat de weerstand van het lichaam om een of andere reden afneemt en het virus opnieuw actief wordt. Het virus heeft dan de vervelende eigenschap zich in een zenuw te nestelen, waardoor een zenuwontsteking optreedt; in het huidgebied waar de zenuw bij hoort ontstaat een uitslag met roodheid, vaak hevige pijn, blaasjes en jeuk. De behandeling is erop gericht de bij de ontsteking optredende zwelling in de zenuw te verminderen, om de acute pijn te bestrijden, maar vooral ook om te voorkomen dat er een blijvende zenuwbeschadiging ontstaat, die anders jarenlang klachten kan blijven veroorzaken. Doorgaans krijgt slechts 5% van de gordelroos deze napijn. Vooral ouderen ( 60 jaar) en mensen met kanker hebben een verhoogde kans op napijn. In de praktijk worden naast deze risicogroepen ook gordelroos patinten met hevige pijn behandeld door middel van een epidurale corticosterod injectie. De behandeling De behandeling heeft alleen zin als het kan plaatsvinden binnen vijf weken vanaf het begin van de klachten. Het is noodzakelijk dat de behandeling plaatsvindt vlakbij de pijnlijke zenuw in de buurt van het ruggenmerg door middel van een epidurale injectie. Na plaatselijke verdoving van de huid wordt een naaldje via de rug ingebracht tot in de ruimte rondom het ruggenmerg en vindt injectie plaats van een locale verdoving en een ontstekingsremmend middel (corticosteroden: Depomedrol of Kenakort). Deze behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas, lage rug of het stuitje. De behandeling duurt doorgaans slechts tien minuten. Complicaties Bij de behandeling kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn klachten, die meestal vanzelf over gaan. In zeldzame gevallen kan een infectie optreden dat aanleiding kan geven tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerkingen Als bijwerkingen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Patinten met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers gedurende enkele dagen verhoogd zijn. Er kan enige napijn optreden ten gevolge van deze injectie, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het resultaat is na enkele dagen te beoordelen; in een aantal gevallen zal een herhaling of een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet meer actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt al of niet met hoofdpijn of de insteekplaats tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Trigeminus Neuralgie Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten met een trigeminus neuralgie (TN), en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en de behandeling, met name over de RF behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens Sweet. Wat is een Trigeminus Neuralgie? Trigeminus Neuralgie is een bepaalde vorm van aangezichtspijn, waarbij de patint heftig pijnlijke schietende elektrische sensaties ervaart in het verzorgingsgebied van de aangezichtszenuw (= nervus trigeminus). De pijn kan optreden in de eerste tak (voorhoofd en oog), maar meestal in de tweede (bovenkaak en neus) en in de derde tak (onderkaak). Typisch voor een TN is, dat de pijn optreedt na een prikkel, die normaal niet pijnlijk is, zoals aanraken van de huid, eten, praten, tanden poetsen of een koude wind; de pijn is dus op te wekken. Het is mogelijk, dat de pijn maanden of zelfs jaren spontaan verdwijnt, en dan plotseling weer terugkomt. Doorgaans wordt er geen oorzaak gevonden voor TN. Slechts in zeldzame gevallen vindt de neuroloog bij nader onderzoek een oorzaak voor de TN. Er kan dan sprake zijn van een hersentumor of van een abnormaal verlopend bloedvat of een streng, die tegen de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ook wel bekend als het ganglion Gasseri) in de hersenen drukt. Behandelingsmogelijkheden Als de diagnose Trigeminus Neuralgie is gesteld, dan worden meestal eerst medicijnen voorgeschreven. Het bekendste daarvan is carbamazepine (Tegretol), dat ook bij epilepsie wordt gegeven, en de eigenschap heeft dempend te werken op de activiteit van zenuwcellen. Het dempt echter niet alleen de te grote prikkelbaarheid van de zenuwcellen in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw, maar werkt op alle zenuwen, zodat het vaak bijwerkingen geeft als sufheid, duizeligheid of futloosheid, terwijl er soms leverfunctiestoornissen kunnen optreden. Vroeger werd dan de aangezichtszenuw operatief (gedeeltelijk) doorgesneden. Het grote nadeel van deze methode is, dat het gezicht dan doof (vergelijkbaar met de verdoving bij de tandarts) aanvoelt, maar vooral dat na enige tijd een nieuwe onbehandelbare pijn kan ontstaan, die vaak nog erger is dan de oorspronkelijke pijn. Sinds enige tijd is een neurochirurgische operatie volgens Janetta mogelijk, waarbij de aangezichtszenuw in de hersenen wordt vrijgelegd. Bij deze operatie is het functieverlies van de zenuw geringer, het betreft echter een hersenoperatie, die een langdurige ziekenhuisopname vereist. De radiofrequente (RF) stroom behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens de methode van Sweet. In 1965 beschreef Sweet een relatief simpele behandelingsmethode, waarbij met behulp van rntgendoorlichting een speciale elektrode via de wang naar de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ganglion Gasseri) ingebracht wordt, om aansluitend de zenuw met warmte te behandelen. Omdat het inbrengen van de elektrode pijnlijk kan zijn, vindt deze behandeling onder lichte algehele narcose plaats. U zult tijdens de behandeling aangesloten worden aan apparatuur om hart en bloedsomloop te controleren zoals gebruikelijk bij iedere narcose. Begin van de behandeling Als de elektrode op de juiste plaats ingebracht lijkt, laten we u even wakker worden om de controleren of de punt van de elektrode goed ligt. U kunt dan aangeven of het stroompje dat we even door de elektrodepunt laten lopen, te voelen is in het gebied waar de pijn altijd zit. Als u dat heeft aangegeven laten we u weer een minuut slapen en wordt de elektrodepunt een minuut verwarmd, zodat er een wondje ontstaat in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw waar de kortsluiting zit, die de pijn veroorzaakt. Daarna wordt met een scherp naaldje getest, of het gevoel in het gebied van de aangezichtszenuw, waar de pijn zit, iets minder scherp aanvoelt, en is de behandeling beindigd. Na de behandeling moet u nog ongeveer een uur bewaakt worden en mag u daarna naar huis, u mag echter niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. Na de behandeling U kunt na de behandeling een doof gevoel in het deel van het gezicht hebben, waar voordien de pijn gelokaliseerd was. Het is namelijk niet altijd mogelijk het gevoel volledig intact te laten, omdat er een geringe beschadiging in het ganglion Gasseri moet worden aangebracht, om de pijn weg te krijgen. Het gaat echter niet om een volledig doof gevoel. In de meeste gevallen verdwijnt dit doof gevoel in de daaropvolgende maanden deels of helemaal. Dat betekent niet dat de pijn dan ook weer optreedt; verlammingen of een scheve mond zullen bij deze behandeling niet optreden. Complicaties Het is belangrijk te weten, dat er na de behandeling napijn kan voorkomen, die soms brandend is, terwijl soms de oorspronkelijke trigeminus neuralgie pijnen nog een of twee weken blijven bestaan; als u nog medicijnen gebruikt kunt u die in overleg met uw arts langzaam afbouwen als de napijn verdwenen is. Uiterst zelden worden bij inbrengen van de elektrode via het wangslijmvlies mondbacterin in het hersenvocht gebracht, waardoor er een hersenvliesontsteking kan optreden. Dan krijgt de patint binnen zes uur hoge koorts, hoofdpijn en nekstijfheid, en moet zo spoedig mogelijk begonnen worden met een antibiotica behandeling. Deze complicatie treedt echter nooit later dan zes uur na de behandeling op. Resultaten In het algemeen wordt een goed resultaat bereikt; het kan echter zijn, dat de behandeling te "voorzichtig" uitgevoerd werd, en dat nog een keer iets intensiever behandeld moet worden. Dit kan zonder probleem binnen enkele weken gedaan worden. De pijnklachten kunnen binnen een half tot tien jaar terugkomen, omdat de behandelde zenuw weer aangroeit. De behandeling volgens Sweet kan zonodig bij terugkeren van de pijn op korte termijn herhaald worden. Let op! 1.Op de dag van behandeling nuchter blijven. 2.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 3.Na de behandeling mag u niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand U komt ophalen. 4.Als u na de behandeling binnen zes uur koorts krijgt boven 38.5 graden C, onmiddellijk uw arts raadplegen. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Inleiding Indien U lijdt aan bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn komt U in aanmerking voor deze behandeling. RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Bij de RF ganglion sfenopalatinum wordt een speciale naald bij deze zenuwknoop achter in de neus geplaatst via de wang. Door deze zenuwknoop verlopen met name zenuwvezels die vaker te maken kunnen hebben met bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald via de wang geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwknoopje achter in de neus. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. Allereerst wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met kleine stroompjes, die te voelen zijn in neus of gehemelte. Vervolgens vindt verdere verdoving plaats en volgt de eigenlijke behandeling van het zenuwknoopje met warmte die opgewekt wordt door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom. De behandeling vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een geringe kans op complicaties. Er bestaat een kleine kans, dat er tijdelijk een doof gevoel ontstaat in het gehemelte aan de behandelde kant. Ook kan er een bloeduitstorting in de wang optreden. Bij ongeveer 3% van de patinten treedt een bloedneus op, omdat in de neus een bloedvaatje geraakt kan worden. Soms is het nodig dat de KNO arts deze bloedneus moet behandelen. Bijwerking Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele weken kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. In een aantal gevallen is verdere behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken.
01-20-2005, 00:45:39: Patinteninformatie Sectie Pijnbestrijding - NVA Voorlichtingsmateriaal van de Sectie Pijnbestrijding van de Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 "De volgende patinteninformaties zijn bedoeld als een raamwerk voor anesthesiologen die hun patinten willen informeren over pijnsyndromen en pijnbehandeling. Ze zijn in die zin niet volledig omdat essentile praktische informatie over lokale omstandigheden ontbreekt zoals informatie over dagopname dan wel poliklinische behandeling. Ook informatie over behandelduur en follow-up ontbreekt. Verder ontslaat deze schriftelijke informatie de anesthesioloog niet van de verplichting de informatie mondeling toe te lichten." Pijn bij kanker Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die pijn hebben t.g.v. kanker. Ook voor familieleden kan het zinvol zijn de folder te lezen. In deze folder leest u informatie over de behandeling van pijn bij kanker d.m.v. medicamenten. Behandeling van Pijn bij Kanker door middel van Medicamenten Inleiding Tegenwoordig is pijn bij kanker vaak goed te bestrijden. Als wordt vastgesteld waardoor de pijn wordt veroorzaakt, is pijn bij kanker bijna altijd tot een draaglijk niveau terug te brengen. Niet alle patinten met kanker hebben pijn. In de beginfase van de ziekte heeft ongeveer 30% van de patinten pijnklachten. In een latere fase hebben 60-80% van de patinten met kanker ernstige pijnklachten. In de beginfase van de ziekte is het beleid vooral gericht op het diagnosticeren en het behandelen van de kanker zelf. Omdat ongeveer de helft van de mensen met kanker uiteindelijk geneest, zal de pijn doorgaans verminderen of verdwijnen. In een latere fase van kanker, bijvoorbeeld bij uitgebreide uitzaaiingen of doorgroei van de tumor, wordt genezing minder waarschijnlijk of onmogelijk. Ook dan kunnen soms behandelingen op zijn plaats zijn, die de bedoeling hebben de groei van de kanker te remmen. Hierdoor kan de pijn soms ook bestreden worden. Oorzaken van pijn De pijn kan veroorzaakt worden door: * direkte doorgroei van de tumor in huid, zenuwweefsel of weke delen * indirekte gevolgen van de ziekte; bijvoorbeeld botbreuken, zweren, infecties, verstopping van holle organen (koliekpijn), verstopping van bloedvaten en verhoogde hersendruk * de behandeling van kanker; bijvoorbeeld littekenpijn, fantoompijn (pijn t.g.v. een amputatie), verbindweefseling door bestraling en zenuwgeleidingsstoornissen door chemotherapie * andere aandoeningen dan kanker. Pijnmedicatie De meeste patinten met kanker, die pijn hebben, kunnen door middel van medicamenten worden behandeld. Hierbij moet een aantal principes in acht worden genomen. Belangrijk is dat u niet moet wachten met het innemen van de medicatie tot de pijn onhoudbaar is. U moet proberen de pijn voor te zijn. Neem een pijnstiller zo regelmatig mogelijk in. Op die manier kunt u de terugkeer van pijn voorkomen. Bij krachtige pijnstillers (morfine-achtige middelen), hoeft men bij pijn door kanker niet bang te zijn voor verslaving of voor problemen met de ademhaling. Er is dus geen reden om terughoudend te zijn met pijnstillers. Het is niet zo dat het gebruik van pijnstillers in een vroeg stadium van de ziekte tot gevolg heeft dat in een later stadium de middelen niet meer werkzaam zullen zijn. Een zekere gewenning kan verwacht worden, maar het is in de meeste gevallen mogelijk de dosering van de medicamenten te verhogen zonder dat deze onwerkzaam worden. Behandeling Medicamenten worden toegediend volgens de zogenaamde pijnladder. Hierbij worden stapsgewijs middelen gegeven met een sterkere pijnstillende werking. De stappen van de pijnladder worden n voor n besproken. Stap 1: Paracetamol en NSAID's (ontstekingsremmende pijnstillers). Tot deze groep behoren de meeste huis-, tuin- en keukenpijnstillers. Naprosyne, Voltaren (diclofenac), Brufen (ibuprofen), Indocid (indometacine) en aspirine worden tot de groep NSAID's gerekend. Deze middelen zijn zeer effectief bij lichte tot matige pijn, ongeacht de oorzaak van de pijn. Behalve een pijnstillende werking, hebben ze ook nog een ontstekingsremmende en een koortswerende werking. De voornaamste bijwerkingen zijn: maagklachten, gestoorde nierfunctie en stollingsafwijkingen. De maagklachten zijn doorgaans niet ernstig, maar kunnen in zeldzame gevallen aanleiding geven tot maagbloedingen en maagzweren. De stoornissen van de nierfunctie zijn vooral van belang in combinatie met andere middelen, waaronder sommige vormen van chemotherapie. De stollingsstoornissen zijn vooral van belang bij patinten die bloedverdunners krijgen. Er zijn enkele nieuwe middelen uit de groep NSAID's waarbij minder maagklachten en stollingsstoornissen optreden (Mebutan? en Movicox?). Paracetamol is een pijnstiller die de bovengenoemde bijwerkingen niet heeft en heeft daarentegen ook geen ontstekingsremmende werking. Stap 2: Zwakke morfine-achtige middelen in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Indien patinten met kanker, ondanks een middel uit stap 1 in de juiste dosering, toch nog pijn krijgen dan heeft het geen zin om deze dosering te verhogen. Men moet dan een middel uit stap 2 toevoegen. Middelen zoals codene, Tramal of Temgesic hebben in lichte mate het effect van Morfine. Bij het gebruik van deze middelen bestaat de mogelijkheid dat sufheid optreedt. Bij het gebruik van codene kan men last krijgen van verstopping, waardoor een laxeermiddel nodig is. Omdat de middelen uit stap 3 in de loop van de jaren steeds beter zijn geworden, wordt stap 2 tegenwoordig vaak overgeslagen. Stap 3: Morfine-achtige middelen, al dan niet in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Er zijn veel vooroordelen tegen middelen als morfine als zouden deze gevaarlijk zijn. Mitst men zich aan bepaalde regels houdt, is dit zeker niet van toepassing bij patinten met kankerpijn. Vroeger werd vaak te lang gewacht met het gebruik van morfine. Morfine kan, zonder gevaar, ook in hoge dosis lang door een patint met pijn gebruikt worden. Mitst verhoging van de dosering in overleg met uw arts plaatsvindt kunt u niet te veel gebruiken. Morfine is op zichzelf een snel en kortwerkend middel. Sinds 10 jaar bestaan er echter middelen met een vertraagde afgifte, zodat de werkingsduur verlengd wordt. Het bekendste van deze middelen is MS Contin. MS Contin bestaat in verschillende doseringen. De effectieve werkingsduur is 8-12 uur en het middel dient men minmaal 2 maal daags in te nemen. De dosering kan zonodig om de paar dagen verhoogd worden. Een maximum dosering bestaat niet. De enige beperkingen zijn eventueel de bijwerkingen die kunnen optreden. De drie belangrijkste bijwerkingen van MS Contin zijn: verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Verstopping treedt bijna altijd op, zeker bij een hoge dosering. Daarom krijgen alle patinten, die MS Contin gebruiken ook een laxeermiddel. Misselijkheid treedt slechts op bij 30-40% van de patinten en wordt alleen zonodig behandeld. Het optreden van sufheid is zeer wisselend, maar ook dit kan eventueel met medicamenten behandeld worden. Onderdrukking van de ademhaling treedt alleen op bij zeer plotselinge verhoging van de dosering, met name bij patinten die dit middel nooit eerder gehad hebben. Bij een te hoge dosering bestaat een anti-gif Narcan (naloxon). Bij plotseling staken van morfine kunnen ontwenningsverschijnselen optreden. Soms kan de behandeling worden gestopt omdat de pijn door de behandeling van de kanker afneemt of door een zenuwblokkade. In dat geval is soms begeleiding nodig om het gebruik van de morfine af te bouwen omdat hierbij ontwenningsverschijnselen kunnen optreden (versnelde hartslag, zweten). Doorgaans lukt dat goed bij patinten die weinig pijn hebben. Sinds kort zijn er drie nieuwe middelen op de markt: * Noceptin (in grote lijnen vergelijkbaar met MS Contin). * Kapanol (dit zijn capsules die morfine bevatten met een beduidend langere werkingsduur zodat ze vaak slechts nmaal daags ingenomen hoeven te worden). * Durogesic pleisters die fentanyl bevatten. Fentanyl is een morfine-achtige stof. Er zijn pleisters in vier sterktes. De werking begint pas 12 uur nadat de pleister is opgeplakt. De werkingsduur van een pleister is drie dagen. Hierna kan men hem vervangen door een nieuwe pleister. De pleisters lijken minder verstopping en misselijkheid te veroorzaken dan de andere genoemde middelen. Veel patinten hebben geen laxeermiddel nodig. Omdat pijn bij kanker niet altijd de hele dag even hevig is, kan het soms moeilijk zijn de pijn met de bovengenoemde langwerkende middelen te onderdrukken. Voor korte hevige pijn is men beter af met een kort werkend middel zoals Sevredol. Dit is morfine dat in tablet vorm dat binnen een half uur begint te werken maar ook weer binnen een paar uur is uitgewerkt. Door de snelle opname in de bloedbaan kunnen de bijwerkingen ook plotseling komen opzetten. Aanvullende middelen Soms zijn er aanvullende middelen nodig bij bijzondere soorten pijn. Bij bijvoorbeeld zenuwpijn blijken normale pijnstillers soms maar matig te werken. Bij dit soort pijnen worden middelen gebruikt, die normaal toegepast worden bij depressiviteit of bij epilepsie. Een voorbeeld hiervan is Tryptizol (amitriptyline) en Tegretol (carbamazepine). Verder worden soms middelen gebruikt, die angstremmend zijn, zoals Seresta (oxazepam). Sommige mensen met kankerpijn hebben behoefte aan slaaptabletten. Verder worden hormoonpreparaten zoals Prednison of Oradexon gebruikt. Deze middelen kunnen zwellingen rondom tumoren doen afnemen. Stap 4: Invasieve pijnbestrijding. Met invasieve pijnbestrijding worden een aantal technieken bedoeld zoals zenuwbehandelingen en katheters waardoor pijnstillers door middel van een pomp worden toegediend voor langdurige pijnstilling. Deze technieken zijn effectiever dan behandeling door middel van medicamenten. Ze worden bewaard voor die gevallen, waar medicamenten tekort schieten; wanneer de pijn onaanvaardbaar is, of wanneer de bijwerkingen van de medicamenten onaanvaardbaar zijn. Voor deze bijzondere technieken zijn aparte folders beschikbaar. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bedoeld voor patinten met pijn bij kanker bij wie behandeling door middel van medicamenten niet geleid heeft tot voldoende vermindering van de pijn, of heeft onaanvaardbare bijwerkingen tot gevolg gehad. Epidurale en Spinale Pijnbestrijding bij Patinten met Kanker Inleiding Een alternatief voor de medicamenteuze behandeling van kankerpijn is dan de zogenaamde epidurale of spinale pijnbestrijding. Bij deze vorm van pijnbestrijding worden patinten behandeld door middel van een dunne katheter (slangetje) dat in de rug wordt ingebracht, ofwel in de epiduraalruimte, ofwel in de spinale ruimte. Via deze katheter kunnen pijnstillers worden toegediend door middel van een pompje. De keuze, welke van deze twee behandeltechnieken zal worden toegepast, hangt af van: * de behandelaar en het ziekenhuis, waar de patint behandeld wordt, * en de aard van de pijn. Toepassing De behandeling is vooral geschikt bij pijn op n niveau. Dit houdt in dat de pijn gelokaliseerd is in of de onderste lichaamshelft of alleen de bovenste lichaamshelft of alleen de romp. De enige beperking is dat op de plaats waar geprikt moet worden, geen uitgebreide rugoperaties hebben plaatsgevonden, dat de huid ter plekke niet ontstoken is en dat eventuele gezwellen of uitzaaiingen zich op enige afstand bevinden. Anatomie In de achterste helft van de wervelkolom bevindt zich het ruggenmerg. Dit loopt slechts door tot de helft van de rug, daaronder zijn alleen nog losse zenuwwortels. Deze maken deel uit van het centrale zenuwstelsel en zijn doordrenkt in hersenvocht (liquor). Dit vocht wordt omgeven door de zogeheten dura. Als de katheter wordt ingebracht door de dura dan spreken we van spinale pijnbestrijding. Als de katheter tot net buiten de dura wordt gebracht dan spreekt men van epidurale of peridurale pijnbestrijding. Pijnstilling wordt toegediend door middel van pompjes. (afbeelding is wenselijk) Toediening medicatie Het is mogelijk dat er als pijnstilling alleen een morfine-achtige stof wordt toegediend (Morfine of Sufentanil). In veel gevallen zal hier een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving aan worden toegevoegd (Marcane). Hoewel vroeger veelvuldig gebruik werd gemaakt van injecties die om de paar uur werden toegediend, worden deze pijnstillers tegenwoordig voornamelijk toegediend door middel van pompjes. In de thuissituatie wordt hier doorgaans een draagbaar pompje voor gebruikt, dat op batterijtjes werkt. Deze pompjes zijn voorzien van een knop om extra pijnstillers toe te voegen op momenten dat de pijn het ergst is. De hoeveelheid en frequente van deze toediening wordt geprogrammeerd, zodat U hier nooit teveel van kan krijgen. De katheter kan op een eenvoudige wijze worden ingebracht via de rug en met plakband over de rug worden vastgeplakt. Tegenwoordig wordt, indien de behandeling langere tijd gaat duren, deze katheter ofwel onderhuids getunneld naar de voorzijde, ofwel er zal een poort worden ingebracht (Port-a-cath, Periplant). Deze poorten worden ingebracht door middel van een klein sneetje. Het inbrengen van de katheter Voor het inbrengen van een katheter moet de patint worden opgenomen. Ook het instellen op de juiste dosering kost vaak enkele dagen. Eenvoudige katheters kunnen onder plaatselijke verdoving worden ingebracht. Poorten worden soms onder narcose ingebracht. Het inbrengen zelf kent weinig complicaties. Een goede positie van de katheter wordt soms getest door middel van inspuiten van plaatselijke verdoving. Hierbij kan soms bloeddrukdaling optreden. Bij deze proef dient de pijn grotendeels te verdwijnen, maar afhankelijk van wat er wordt ingespoten, kan het zijn dat er tijdelijk ook vermindering van spierkracht optreedt en dat er gevoelloosheid ontstaat. Een eventuele vermindering van de bloeddruk zal terstond worden behandeld door middel van toediening van vocht via een infuus ofwel door toediening van een geneesmiddel dat de bloeddruk op peil kan houden. Als de anesthesioloog zeker is van een goede positie van de katheter zal gezocht worden naar een middel of een combinatie van middelen, die de pijn voldoende kan onderdrukken zonder dat daarbij ongewenste bijwerkingen optreden. Deze middelen worden door middel van een pompje toegediend. In de thuissituatie gebeurt dit d.m.v. een draagbare pomp (Pharmacia CADD-PCA pomp, Disetronic multifuse). Bijwerkingen Wat betreft de bijwerkingen van de morfine-achtige stoffen, deze zijn dezelfde als die kunnen optreden na behandeling door morfine tabletten (zoals MS-Contin?) te weten verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Doorgaans zijn deze bijwerkingen minder ernstig dan bij medicamenten die in tabletvorm worden ingenomen. De toevoeging van een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving kan zoals bij een proefblok in hoge dosering leiden tot vermindering van spierkracht en verminderd gevoel. Bij lagere dosering zal U dit meestal niet merken. Complicaties Er zijn enkele technische complicaties mogelijk bij deze behandeling, waaronder het afknikken van de katheter en het verschuiven van de katheter, waarbij deze alsnog verkeerd komt te liggen. Bij de epiduraalkatheter kan verbindweefseling optreden van de epiduraalruimte, die soms pijn en verstopping van de katheter tot gevolg heeft. Bij katheters die spinaal worden ingebracht kan de eerste dagen hoofdpijn voorkomen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is meestal mild en verdwijnt vanzelf in de meeste gevallen en behoeft geen speciale behandeling. Een van de vervelendste complicaties is toch een infectie. In grote lijnen blijkt dat uiteindelijk tussen de 5 en 10% van de katheters eens een keer infecteren. Doorgaans betekent dit dat de katheter verwijderd moet worden. Eventueel kan deze na behandeling d.m.v. antibiotica opnieuw geplaatst worden in een iets andere ligging. In zeldzame gevallen kan de infectie leiden tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. Behandeling thuis Om d.m.v. deze vorm van pijnstilling thuis verder behandeld te worden, is vanuit het ziekenhuis goede samenwerking noodzakelijk met de huisarts, wijkverpleegkundige en apotheek. Hier zijn uitgebreide instructies voor nodig. Ondersteuning door familieleden is wenselijk. De technische ondersteuning van de pomp wordt in iedere regio in Nederland anders geregeld. Veelal komt deze ondersteuning vanuit particuliere bedrijven. Zij verhuren die pompen aan ziektekostenverzekeraars of beheren de pompen, die eigendom van de ziektekostenverzekeraars zijn. Deze firma's zorgen alleen voor technische ondersteuning. De eindverantwoordelijkheid voor de medische aspecten ligt bij de huisarts en de anesthesioloog in samenspraak met elkaar. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Na het succesvol plaatsen van de katheter kan de anti-stolling worden hervat. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt of de insteekopening van de katheter tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een intrathecaal neurolyse Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er te veel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn gelokaliseerd is rondom de anus of de uitwendige geslachtsdelen, bestaat de mogelijkheid om de pijn te bestrijden door middel van intrathecaal neurolyse. Intrathecaal neurolyse De naam neurolyse duidt op een zenuwbehandeling, waarbij een sterk etsende stof (fenol) bewust wordt ingespoten om een zenuw te beschadigen. Hierdoor wordt in veel gevallen de pijngeleiding onderbroken. De behandeling kan alleen onder bepaalde omstandigheden plaatsvinden. De betreffende zenuwen zijn namelijk betrokken bij de functie van de blaas en de anus. De behandeling kan hierdoor leiden tot functiestoornissen van deze twee organen. Daarom wordt de behandeling alleen toegepast bij patinten, die al een stoma (kunstmatige uitgang van de darm) hebben, en bij patinten die al een blaasstoornis hebben, waarvoor het noodzakelijk is dat ze een permanente blaaskatheter of een urinestoma (kunstmatige uitgang voor de afvoer van urine) hebben. De behandeling wordt alleen toegepast bij patinten met kanker die een beperkte levensverwachting hebben. Hoewel exacte levensverwachtingen niet precies te voorspellen zijn, wordt als algemene richtlijn 6 maanden aangehouden. De behandeling vindt plaats d.m.v. een prik laag in de rug tussen de onderste lendenwervels en duurt slechts enkele minuten. De behandeling moet in zittende houding worden uitgevoerd. Dit kan bij patinten met pijn in dit gebied nogal eens moeilijkheden opleveren. Bij de behandeling wordt een zeer kleine hoeveelheid vloeistof ingespoten, welke afzakt naar de onderste zenuwen. Daarom is het van belang dat de patint na de behandeling nog 2 uur rechtop of half zittend blijft. Dit is meestal geen probleem omdat de pijn meestal onmiddellijk minder wordt. Complicaties Het kan wel eens voorkomen dat er een lichte verzwakking van de spierkracht van de benen optreedt. Dit leidt doorgaans niet tot loopstoornissen. Over het algemeen herstelt de spierkracht zich grotendeels in de eerste weken na de behandeling. In zeldzame gevallen kan een hersenvlies ontsteking optreden. Deze gaat gepaard met hoofdpijn en koorts. Verder kunt U de eerste dagen hoofdpijn krijgen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is vaak mild en verdwijnt vanzelf behoeft daarom meestal geen speciale behandeling. Resultaat Het effect van de behandeling houdt doorgaans enkele maanden aan. De behandeling kan zonodig herhaald worden. Ook hier geldt dat weer dezelfde voorzorgsmaatregelen moeten worden genomen. In veel gevallen zal het mogelijk zijn om pijnmedicatie, die tevoren werd gebruikt, te verminderen of te staken. In geval van gebruik van morfine-achtige stoffen moet men bedacht zijn op de mogelijkheid van ontwenningsverschijnselen. Hiervoor is soms begeleiding nodig. Bij patinten met zenuwpijn moet worden opgemerkt dat de behandeling soms beduidend minder effectief is, zodat, ondanks een volledig gevoelloos gebied rondom de anus, de pijn toch blijft bestaan. Hiervoor zijn andere behandelingen noodzakelijk. Let op! Indien U antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient U hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een plexus coeliacus blokkade. Inleiding Deze behandeling kan worden toegepast bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker van de bovenbuikorganen, zoals de alvleesklier, de maag en de lever. Het betreft een blokkade van een zenuwnetwerk in de bovenbuik. Dit zenuwnetwerk wordt in medische termen ?plexus coeliacus? genoemd. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. U moet rekenen op een opname van 1 tot 3 dagen. Plexus coeliacus blokkade De behandeling kan in principe onder plaatselijke verdoving, onder een epidurale verdoving ("ruggenprik") of onder een lichte algehele narcose plaatsvinden De keuze kan in overleg met de anesthesioloogesist gemaakt worden. De behandeling duurt ongeveer een halfuur. Tijdens de behandeling ligt u op uw buik. Onder rntgendoorlichting worden 2 naalden via de rug ingebracht. Er wordt een contrastvloeistof ingespoten om de positie van de 2 naalden te controleren. Vervolgens wordt de behandelvloeistof rondom het zenuwnetwerk gespoten. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd, toch bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een complicatie die zeer zelden voorkomt is een dwarslaesie (gedeeltelijke verlamming van beide benen). De kans daarop is uitermate gering. Het tijdelijk optreden van diarree is een vaak voorkomende bijwerking van deze behandeling. U kunt de eerste weken na de behandeling bij plotseling rechtop komen, even duizelig zijn. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Het resultaat van de blokkade is pas 1 of 2 dagen na de behandeling duidelijk. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. Het effect van de behandeling houdt gemiddeld enkele maanden aan en kan zonodig herhaald worden. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een chordotomie Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er teveel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn zich met name in n lichaamshelft bevindt, bestaat de mogelijkheid om deze pijn te bestrijden door middel van een blokkade in het ruggenmerg. Dit noemt men in medische termen een "chordotomie". De opname duurt enkele dagen. Chordotomie Bij deze behandeling wordt de pijnbaan in het ruggenmerg opgezocht met een speciale naald. De baan wordt vervolgens onderbroken door middel van warmte (door radiofrequente stroom). De behandeling vindt in de nek plaats vlak onder het oor. Hier wordt de huid plaatselijk verdoofd. De behandeling vindt plaats aan de tegenover liggende lichaamshelft dan waar de pijn zich bevindt. De reden hiervoor is dat de pijnbaan gekruist verloopt. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude verloopt via dezelfde baan. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude zal dan ook na de behandeling aan de betreffende lichaamshelft (waar oorspronkelijk de pijn zat) zijn verdwenen. Complicaties Hoewel de behandeling zorgvuldig wordt uitgevoerd; is er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een stoornis in de blaasfunctie kan in sommige gevallen optreden, zodat een blaaskatheter noodzakelijk wordt. In zeldzame gevallen kan een krachtverlies optreden aan de kant van de blokkade. In de meeste gevallen herstelt zich dit weer. Deze stoornissen treden op door een tijdelijke vochtophoping rond de behandelde plaats in het ruggenmerg, u krijgt enkele dagen een tablet (oradexon) voorgeschreven, om genezing daarvan te bespoedigen. Na ongeveer 6 maanden is er een geringe kans op het optreden van een branderige pijn of onaangenaam gevoel in het oorspronkelijke pijngebied. Verder kunt U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot jeuk, huiduitslag of kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat De kans op succes van deze behandeling is vrij groot. Enkele uren na de behandeling is het effect van de behandeling merkbaar. Let op! 1.Na de behandeling is ook het warmte/koude gevoel aan de kant van de oorspronkelijke pijn verdwenen. U dient na de behandeling dus voorzichtig te zijn met het hanteren van hete of koude voorwerpen. 2. Loop, zowel binnen- als buitenshuis, op deugdelijk schoeisel. U kunt namelijk met uw voet ergens intrappen zonder dat u pijn gewaar wordt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Als u na het lezen van deze folder nog vragen heeft, kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten en familieleden van patinten met een Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS, Sympathische Reflex Dystrofie, Post-traumatische Dystrofie) en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en het behandelprogramma. Inleiding Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS) is een ernstig en slecht begrepen ziektebeeld; het treedt meestal op in een arm of been na een verwonding of een operatie. Waardoor dit ziektebeeld ontstaat is (nog) niet geheel duidelijk. Mede hierdoor is dit pijnsyndroom bekend onder vele namen. Vroege herkenning ervan is erg belangrijk, omdat men door snel met de behandeling te beginnen in veel gevallen kan voorkomen dat het ziektebeeld ernstiger wordt. Symptomen van CRPS Men kan de diagnose CRPS stellen indien vier van de volgende symptomen aanwezig zijn: 1.De ernst of het karakter van de pijn past niet in het patroon van het letsel of de operatie. 2.Abnormale pijn bij aanraken. 3.Abnormale kleur, meestal een roodblauwe verkleuring. 4.Abnormale temperatuur, meestal een warmere, soms een koudere aangedane extremiteit. 5.Zwelling (oedeem). 6.Toename van pijn tijdens of na beweging. Oorzaken van CRPS In talrijke internationale publicaties over CRPS wordt melding gemaakt van een relatie met het sympathische (onwillekeurige of vegetatieve) zenuwstelsel, hoewel de aard van deze relatie nog niet geheel duidelijk is. In feite ontstaat er bij een CRPS een stoornis in het regelmechanisme, dat zorgt voor het op gang komen van het genezingsproces na een verwonding, hetgeen leidt tot een dystrofie van de aangedane weefsels. "Dys" betekent "slecht" en "trofie" betekent "voedingstoestand". In diverse wetenschappelijke studies met proefdiermodellen, waarbij een CRPS kan worden nagebootst, is aangetoond dat er abnormale verbindingen ontstaan tussen verschillende soorten zenuwen. Deze hebben normaal geen of nauwelijks verbindingen met elkaar. Het betreft verbindingen tussen gevoelszenuwen, pijnzenuwvezels, spieraansturende vezels en zenuwvezels behorend tot het sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwstelsel. Dit kan grotendeels verklaren waarom bij CRPS stoornissen optreden in het gevoel en de spierkracht. Er kan soms abnormale pijn ontstaan al bij de geringste aanraking. Er kunnen ook regelstoornissen ontstaan in het sympathische zenuwstelsel. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot een stoornis in het regeling van de kleine bloedvaten van alle weefsels,(dus van de huid, spieren, botten, gewrichten, zenuwen en bloedvaten). Dit verklaart de kleurverandering, de abnormale temperatuur, het abnormaal zweten en de abnormale haar- en nagelgroei, de zwelling en pijn; en uiteindelijk in de dystrofie (gestoorde voedingstoestand van de weefsels). Een andere theorie (Sudeck 1900) geeft aan, dat er bij CRPS sprake zou zijn van een abnormale (steriele) ontstekingsreactie, omdat de optredende symptomen bij een ontsteking (zwelling, roodheid, warmte, pijn) meestal ook bij een CRPS voorkomen. Bij deze ontstekingsreactie treden stoornissen op in de zuurstofvoorziening aan de weefsels en komen schadelijke stoffen (vrije zuurstofradicalen) vrij, die de genezing tegenwerken en ervoor verantwoordelijk zijn, dat de zieke arm of het zieke been niet normaal belast kan worden. Als men de zieke ledemaat, ondanks de toenemende pijn toch normaal belast, ontstaat er een zuurstofschuld in de weefsels, die de regelmechanisme van de genezing verder tegenwerkt. In de literatuur worden een aantal factoren genoemd, die de kans op het krijgen van een CRPS verhogen. Allereerst dient genoemd te worden, dat een nog aanwezige "irritatie" in de weefsels van de aangedane extremiteit, zoals bijvoorbeeld een niet genezende fractuur, een botsplinter, een infectie, een zenuwknobbeltje, ingebrachte lichaamsvreemde materialen, uitgebreide weke delen letsels of een beschadigde zenuw, dusdanige schadelijke prikkels naar het zenuwstelsel stuurt, dat het regelmechanisme voor de genezing wordt verstoord en een CRPS kan ontstaan. Ook kan het tevoren al bestaan van pijn in de wervelkolom van de nek of de lage rug (bijvoorbeeld door slijtage), interne ziekten , met name waarbij sprake is van een abnormale regulatie van de bloeddoorstroming zoals suikerziekte, ziekte van Raynaud, maar ook bepaalde vormen van kanker en roken mogelijk het ontstaan van een CRPS uitlokken. CRPS komt bij vrouwen drie keer zo vaak voor als bij mannen. Het stellen van de diagnose De diagnose CRPS kan in de eerste plaats gesteld worden op grond van de klachten en het lichamelijk onderzoek; aanvullend onderzoek dient verricht te worden bij verdenking op het bestaan van onderliggende "irritaties" in de aangedane weefsels of onderliggende ziekten. Dit onderzoek naar een onderliggende oorzaak voor een CRPS dient uitputtend en zonodig bij herhaling te geschieden. Aanvullende diagnostiek met negatief resultaat doet niets af aan de gestelde diagnose, en betekent dus niet dat men geen dystrofie zou hebben. Verder kan aanvullend onderzoek zoals rntgenonderzoek of een botscan de diagnose bevestigen en kan het beloop van een CRPS daaruit mede beoordeeld worden.] De behandeling Helaas is het nog onduidelijk welke van de mogelijke behandelingen de voorkeur geniet. In het algemeen dient bij het vermoeden op een CRPS de patint zo snel mogelijk behandeld te worden, omdat dan meestal voorkomen kan worden, dat de CRPS zich volledig ontwikkelt en ernstige complicaties optreden. Tevens dient het aantonen of uitsluiten van een onderliggende ziekte of "irritatie" zo snel en zorgvuldig mogelijk plaats te vinden. De behandeling is erop gericht de vicieuze pijncirkel te onderbreken en de functie van de extremiteit te behouden, en zo mogelijk de onderliggende ziekte of "irritaties" te behandelen. Veelal zal het nodig blijken, dat meerdere samenwerkende specialisten bij de behandeling worden betrokken; tevens speelt de paramedische afdeling (fysio- en ergotherapie) een belangrijke rol. In principe berust de behandeling op drie hoofdlijnen: 1.Sympathicus blokkades 2.Geneesmiddelen 3.Fysio- en ergotherapie 1. Sympathicus blokkades Tijdelijke of een meer blijvende blokkade van de sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwen, die horen bij de aangedane extremiteit door middel van inspuiten van lokale verdoving of behandeling van deze zenuwen met warmte. In de regel wordt met behulp van het rntgentoestel een dun naaldje of elektrode bij de betreffende zenuw gebracht en vindt met behulp van het toedienen van kleine stroompjes door het puntje van de naald een nog nauwkeuriger positionering plaats. Vervolgens wordt een kleine hoeveelheid lokale verdovingsvloeistof door het naaldje gespoten en kan binnen een halve minuut duidelijk worden of de (gedeeltelijke) blokkade van sympathische zenuwvezels tot een klachtenvermindering leidt. Men kan deze behandeling meerdere malen herhalen, of kiezen voor een langduriger effect van deze blokkade door de punt van de naald van enkele millimeters te verwarmen door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, zodat er een tijdelijke gedeeltelijke onderbreking van deze zenuw optreedt, die zich binnen enkele weken tot maanden weer kan herstellen. Bij een CRPS van de arm bevindt de belangrijkste zenuwknoop van de sympathicus zich in de nek, net voor de zevende nekwervel. Voor een CRPS van het been bevindt de te behandelen sympathische zenuwknoop zich aan de voorkant van de onderste lendenwervels. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folders (RF ganglion stellatum blok en RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade). Een andere methode om de sympathische zenuwen van een arm of been te behandelen is het zogenaamde RIS (regionaal intraveneus sympathicus) blok. Nadat met een bloeddrukmanchet de bloedtoevoer naar arm of been tijdelijk (15 20 minuten) wordt afgesloten, spuit men door een ingebracht infuusnaaldje een verdovingsvloeistof samen met Ismeline, een ganglionblokkerende stof (een stof die de overdrachtstof in de zenuw blokkeert). Door de verdoving doet deze behandeling nauwelijks pijn, hoewel de bloeddrukmanchet wel even strak aan kan voelen; het geneesmiddel zorgt voor een farmacologische (medicamenteuze) sympathicus blokkade van enkele dagen. In het algemeen moet deze procedure minstens vier maal herhaald worden en kan het gunstige effect van de blokkade steeds langer worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. 2. Geneesmiddelen Volgens de theorie van de steriele ontsteking komen bij een CRPS een overmaat aan afvalproducten van het zuurstofmetabolisme, zogenaamde vrije radicalen in de weefsels vrij; deze vrije radicalen kunnen worden tegengewerkt door het aanbrengen van dimethylsulfoxide (DMSO) crme op de huid, en acetylcysteine (Fluimucil) en het toedienen van mannitol infusen. De eerst genoemde middelen kunnen meteen na het stellen van de diagnose worden voorgeschreven. Mannitol wordt toegediend als infuus gedurende 7 tot 14 dagen. Dit kan zowel tijdens een ziekenhuisopname als in de thuissituatie. Hierbij wordt de mannitol toegediend door middel van een draagbare pomp. Ook kan met geneesmiddelen, die op de regeling van de bloedvaten inwerken zoals ketanserine, calciumantagonisten (Isoptin, Adalat) en alfa- blokkers soms een gunstig effect bereikt worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de bijsluiters. 3. Fysio- en ergotherapie. U kunt door de pijnspecialist naar de afdeling fysiotherapie worden verwezen. Uw eerste behandeling zal bestaan uit een kennismakingsgesprek met de fysiotherapeut waarbij u uw problemen kenbaar maakt. De fysiotherapeut zal vooral kijken naar de pijn en de bewegingsproblemen in de verschillende gewrichten. Eventueel kan een ergotherapeut worden ingeschakeld die vooral kijkt hoe u met uw problemen omgaat bij dagelijkse activiteiten. De eerste behandelingen zullen vooral bestaan uit observaties en vastleggen van uw mogelijkheden en beperkingen. Ook zal er gesproken worden over uw verwachtingen ten aanzien van herstel en hersteltijd. Uit deze informatie zal in overleg met u een behandelplan worden opgesteld. Afhankelijk van de ernst van uw klachten zal er (zeker in de beginfase) vaak noodzaak bestaan voor belastingbeperkende maatregelen. Dit kan inhouden het dragen van een rustspalk bij dystrofie van de hand, of het gebruik van loopkrukken bij dystrofie van de onderste extremiteit. Het nemen van voldoende rust en het verdelen van activiteiten en oefeningen over de gehele dag blijft een punt, dat de hele revalidatie terugkomt. Wanneer de dystrofie rustiger wordt en de pijnklachten afnemen, kan de belasting geleidelijk worden opgevoerd. Bij de fysiotherapie verschuift het accent naar oefeningen gericht op verbetering van beweeglijkheid en spierkracht. Bij de ergotherapie zal u begeleid worden wat betreft het steeds meer gaan gebruiken van de aangedane extremiteit (b.v. met betrekking tot algemene activiteiten, huishoudelijke activiteiten, hobby’s, vervoer, eventuele werkhervatting etc.). Er wordt gestreefd naar een zo goed mogelijk herstel. 100% herstel is hierbij niet altijd realiseerbaar. In ieder geval zal de behandeling erop gericht worden dat u met de eventuele restklachten zo goed mogelijk zult kunnen blijven functioneren. Om dit laatste te kunnen bereiken zal in voorkomende gevallen de hulp van de revalidatiearts en andere revalidatie ondersteunende disciplines worden ingeroepen. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Ganglion Stellatum blokkade Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een proefblok van het ganglion stellatum Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast bij zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling soms toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. Stellatum blokkade De proefblok van het ganglion stellatum (= stervormig zenuwknoopje) is een behandeling waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel voor de zevende nekwervel in de hals wordt verdoofd. Bij de behandeling wordt een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. De positie van de naald wordt met rntgencontrast bevestigd. Vervolgens wordt de verdoving ingespoten. De hele behandeling duurt slechts tien minuten. Bij een proefblok is het gebruikelijk dat het effect van de behandeling na enkele uren is uitgewerkt. Hiermee kan men nagaan of het zin heeft om deze zenuwknooppunt langdurig uit te schakelen. Complicaties Als zeer zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies worden geraakt, waardoor een klaplong (pneumothorax) kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk, huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog wat wazig zien of kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u even een hese stem hebben. Dit is van tijdelijke aard. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan duren. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het effect kan meestal meteen beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat het effect pas na enkele dagen bemerkt wordt. In de meeste gevallen is dan een RF behandeling noodzakelijk van het ganglion stellatum. Hierbij wordt door middel van warmte (opgewekt door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) deze zenuwknoop langdurig uitgeschakeld. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus blok Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus (RIS) blok. Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatie stoornissen van arm of been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als sympathische reflexdystrofie of posttraumatische dystrofie) en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. Meestal moet deze behandeling enkele keren worden herhaald. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus(RIS) blok Een regionale intraveneuze sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling van een arm of been, waarbij met behulp van een vaatverwijdend medicijn (Ismeline), dat in de bloedbaan wordt gespoten, een gedeeltelijke blokkade van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt verkregen. Bij de RIS blokkade wordt eerst een infuusnaald ingebracht in de arm of het been, dat behandeld gaat worden. De arm of het been wordt "bloedleeg" gemaakt door leegstrijken met een strakke band waarna een manchet om de arm of het been wordt opgepompt. Vervolgens wordt het medicijn via de infuusnaald ingespoten. Omdat de werking van het medicijn pijnlijk kan zijn wordt het gemengd met een verdovingsvloeistof. Na 15 tot 20 minuten wordt de bloedleegte band weer losgelaten Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm of been. In veel gevallen treedt hierbij pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicaties van deze behandeling kunnen na losmaken van de band tijdelijk bloeddruk schommelingen optreden. Deze zijn meestal van korte duur maar kunnen soms enkele uren aanwezig zijn. De tekenen hiervan zijn duizeligheid en misselijkheid. Ook kan men wat gezwollen slijmvliezen hebben gedurende enkele uren, met als gevolg verstopte neus en rode ogen. Deze klachten gaan vanzelf over. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na herhaalde behandelingen kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal herhaling of een aanvullende therapie nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over alle medicijnen die u gebruikt. 3.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u met uw behandelend arts bespreken. RF blokkades Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion stellatum blok Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast wanneer er sprake is van zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als posttraumatische dystrofie of sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. RF ganglion stellatum blok RF stellatum is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje in de hals wordt behandeld met warmte. Deze warmte wordt opgewekt door zogenaamde radiofrequente (RF) stroom. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. De positie van de naald wordt bevestigd met rntgencontrastmiddel. Vervolgens wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met een stroompje en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt tot een bepaalde temperatuur verwarmd. Complicatie Als zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies geraakt worden, waardoor een klaplong kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog (aan de kant van de behandelde lichaamszijde) wat wazig zien en kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u tijdelijk een hese stem hebben. Deze verschijnselen worden veroorzaakt door de plaatselijke verdoving en verdwijnen binnen enkele uren. In zeldzame gevallen treedt er een langdurige verlamming van een stemband op; vaak herstelt dit zich na enige tijd. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. Soms wordt dit ervaren als een brok in de keel. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Behalve een vermindering van de pijn treedt vaak een betere doorbloeding op waardoor de arm aangenaam warm wordt. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet zelfstandig aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatiestoornissen in armen, handen en vingers, bij complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) en bij bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Thoracale sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom. Bij de thoracale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naald(en) is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte, dat door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom wordt opgewekt en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm hand en vingers. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel ontstaan in het huidgebied, dat verzorgd wordt door een zenuwtak, die verloopt onder een rib. Ook is er een kleine kans dat de long wordt aangeprikt waardoor en zogenaamde klaplong (pneumothorax) kan ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicaties. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk en huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking Na deze behandeling kan napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. Dit is echter altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij pijn van de wervelkolom en/of het been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van een been, circulatiestoornissen van het been en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Lumbale sympathicus blokkade is een vorm van behandeling, waarbij met behulp van n of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige (sympathische) zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom ter hoogte van de lendenwervels. Bij de lumbale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naalden is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in been en voet. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Sommige patinten zijn allergische voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zwelling optreden van het been en/of de voet, omdat er meer bloed naar het been gaat dan voor de behandeling. Tevens bestaat er een kans op het optreden van zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel in de lies en het bovenbeen. Deze onaangenaamheden zullen in de loop van enkele weken meestal vanzelf verdwijnen. Daarnaast kan na deze behandeling napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. In zeldzame gevallen ontstaat enkele weken een warm pijnlijk gezwollen been; binnen enkele weken verdwijnen deze verschijnselen vanzelf. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze bijwerkingen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen van deze folder vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Racz-procedure Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Racz-procedure (epiduraal adhesiolysis) Inleiding Epidurale adhesiolysis betekent het losmaken van inwendige littekens in de buurt van de vliezen rond het ruggenmerg. Als uit uw klachtenpatroon en uit aanvullend onderzoek als CT- of MRI-scan of een epidurogram gebleken is, dat een belangrijk deel van uw pijnklachten berust op inwendige littekenvorming rond de ruggenmergvliezen, kan geprobeerd worden deze littekens met medicijnen losser te maken. De behandeling is genoemd naar G.B. Racz die de techniek voor het eerst beschreef. Epidurale Adhesiolysis Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting meestal via het staartbeentje een plastic slangetje ingebracht tot bij het inwendige litteken. Als het litteken met rntgencontrast zichtbaar is gemaakt, wordt door het inspuiten van het enzym hyaluronidase, verdovingsvloeistof en bijnierschorshormoon (langwerkend prednison) geprobeerd het litteken losser te maken. In het algemeen wordt deze behandeling enkele keren herhaald. Deze behandeling duurt ongeveer 20 minuten en vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties Als zeldzame complicatie kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn, die meestal vanzelf verdwijnt. Uiterst zelden kan er een tijdelijk kracht- en/of gevoelsverlies van de benen optreden. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Bijwerkingen In een aantal gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd weer. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of in overleg met uw huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Als bijwerkingen van de gebruikte medicijnen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden, en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Mensen met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers een aantal dagen hoger zijn dan anders. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is het nodig de behandeling te herhalen. Soms is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend specialist. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Dit is een behandeling waarbij de pijngeleiding vanuit de steungewrichtjes, die gelegen zijn aan de achterkant van de wervelkolom, benvloed wordt. In veel gevallen treedt hierdoor een pijnvermindering op. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas of lage rug. RF facetdenervatie Bij de RF facetdenervatie wordt de huid verdoofd. Onder rntgendoorlichting, worden naalden geplaatst bij de zenuwtakjes van de betreffende steungewrichten. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje de positie van het naaldpuntje gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt het betreffende zenuwtje voor langere tijd uitgeschakeld. Complicatie Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt(zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF discus behandeling. Inleiding Uit uw klachtenpatroon en aanvullend onderzoek is gebleken, dat n of meerdere tussenwervelschijven (discus) een deel van uw pijn veroorzaken. Daarom komt U in aanmerking voor een RF-discus behandeling. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek of lage rug. RF discusbehandeling Een RF discusbehandeling is een warmtebehandeling van de tussenwervelschijf. Bij deze behandeling wordt de huid verdoofd en wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst in de tussenwervelschijf. Vervolgens wordt de tussenwervelschijf met warmte behandeld (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een zeer geringe kans op complicaties. Er kan een krachtsvermindering of een gevoelsvermindering in het huidgebied van de in de buurt lopende zenuwwortel optreden. Tevens kan er een infectie van de tussenwervelschijf ontstaan. Om dit te voorkomen wordt aan het einde van de behandeling een antibioticum in de tussenwervelschijf gespoten. Bij een eventuele ontsteking van de tussenwervelschijf krijgt u koorts en pijn. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. De napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Eventueel kunt u aan uw huisarts of behandelend pijnarts een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u vier dagen voor de behandeling hiermee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij koorts en pijn dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ramus communicans denervatie Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF ramus communicans denervatie RF ramus communicans denervatie is een behandeling waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwtakje wordt behandeld. De ramus communicans is een verbindingstak dat verloopt aan de zijkant van een wervellichaam, dat een deel van de pijn afkomstig van de tussenwervelschijf doorgeeft naar het ruggenmerg. Bij de RF ramus communicans denervatie wordt onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, een speciale naald geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwtakje met behulp van rntgencontrast. Vervolgens wordt door een klein teststroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd. Na verdere verdoving wordt de naaldpunt verwarmd door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, waardoor het zenuwtje voor langere tijd wordt uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Soms is het nodig dit zenuwtakje op meerdere wervelniveaus te behandelen. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een warmer been ontstaan aan de behandelde zijde. Ook kan er, veelal tijdelijk, een lichte kracht- en/of gevoelsvermindering van het been ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion dorsale of rhizotomie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft, die te maken hebben met de wervelkolom en een uitstraling bestaat naar hoofd, arm, romp of been, dan kunt u in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. Dit is vast te stellen door middel van het lichamelijk onderzoek en/of proefblokkades. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie Rhizotomie is afgeleid van het Griekse ?rhizos? dat wortel betekent, terwijl ?ganglion dorsale?, achterste zenuwknoop betekent. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie is een behandeling, waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwwortel wordt behandeld. Na locale verdoving van de huid wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwwortel. De naaldpositie wordt gecontroleerd met kleine teststroompjes, vervolgens wordt verder verdoofd en wordt de zenuwwortel verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom) tot een vooraf bepaalde temperatuur. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding in de zenuwwortel benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een gevoelsvermindering optreden in het huidgebied van de behandelde zenuwwortel, en uiterst zelden een krachtsvermindering. In het algemeen herstellen deze stoornissen zich binnen enkele maanden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele (6 tot 8)weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter) of via huisarts of behandelend specialist vragen om een andere pijnstiller. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een verdere behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of aceocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft kunt u die altijd met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF denervatie SI-gewricht. Inleiding Deze behandeling vindt plaats ter hoogte van de bil/ het heiligbeen. Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF denervatie SI-gewricht RF denervatie SI-gewricht (het sacroiliacaal gewricht is het gewricht tussen heiligbeen en bekken) is een behandeling waarbij met naalden de zenuwtakjes naar dit gewricht worden behandeld. De naam denervatie betekent letterlijk ?ontzenuwen? hoewel in werkelijkheid de zenuwen alleen beschadigd worden. Bij de RF denervatie SI-gewricht worden onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, naalden geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwtjes. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom), waardoor de zenuw voor langere tijd worden uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit het SI-gewricht benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. Dit komt omdat er een vanuit de behandelde zenuw een takje naar de huid loopt. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Gordelroos Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die behandeld worden voor gordelroos door middel van een epidurale corticosteroid injectie Inleiding Gordelroos of herpes zoster is een virusinfectie en wordt veroorzaakt door het waterpokkenvirus. De meeste mensen hebben het virus sinds hun jeugd bij de waterpokken opgelopen; het blijft inactief totdat de weerstand van het lichaam om een of andere reden afneemt en het virus opnieuw actief wordt. Het virus heeft dan de vervelende eigenschap zich in een zenuw te nestelen, waardoor een zenuwontsteking optreedt; in het huidgebied waar de zenuw bij hoort ontstaat een uitslag met roodheid, vaak hevige pijn, blaasjes en jeuk. De behandeling is erop gericht de bij de ontsteking optredende zwelling in de zenuw te verminderen, om de acute pijn te bestrijden, maar vooral ook om te voorkomen dat er een blijvende zenuwbeschadiging ontstaat, die anders jarenlang klachten kan blijven veroorzaken. Doorgaans krijgt slechts 5% van de gordelroos deze napijn. Vooral ouderen ( 60 jaar) en mensen met kanker hebben een verhoogde kans op napijn. In de praktijk worden naast deze risicogroepen ook gordelroos patinten met hevige pijn behandeld door middel van een epidurale corticosterod injectie. De behandeling De behandeling heeft alleen zin als het kan plaatsvinden binnen vijf weken vanaf het begin van de klachten. Het is noodzakelijk dat de behandeling plaatsvindt vlakbij de pijnlijke zenuw in de buurt van het ruggenmerg door middel van een epidurale injectie. Na plaatselijke verdoving van de huid wordt een naaldje via de rug ingebracht tot in de ruimte rondom het ruggenmerg en vindt injectie plaats van een locale verdoving en een ontstekingsremmend middel (corticosteroden: Depomedrol of Kenakort). Deze behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas, lage rug of het stuitje. De behandeling duurt doorgaans slechts tien minuten. Complicaties Bij de behandeling kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn klachten, die meestal vanzelf over gaan. In zeldzame gevallen kan een infectie optreden dat aanleiding kan geven tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerkingen Als bijwerkingen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Patinten met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers gedurende enkele dagen verhoogd zijn. Er kan enige napijn optreden ten gevolge van deze injectie, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het resultaat is na enkele dagen te beoordelen; in een aantal gevallen zal een herhaling of een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet meer actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt al of niet met hoofdpijn of de insteekplaats tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Trigeminus Neuralgie Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten met een trigeminus neuralgie (TN), en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en de behandeling, met name over de RF behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens Sweet. Wat is een Trigeminus Neuralgie? Trigeminus Neuralgie is een bepaalde vorm van aangezichtspijn, waarbij de patint heftig pijnlijke schietende elektrische sensaties ervaart in het verzorgingsgebied van de aangezichtszenuw (= nervus trigeminus). De pijn kan optreden in de eerste tak (voorhoofd en oog), maar meestal in de tweede (bovenkaak en neus) en in de derde tak (onderkaak). Typisch voor een TN is, dat de pijn optreedt na een prikkel, die normaal niet pijnlijk is, zoals aanraken van de huid, eten, praten, tanden poetsen of een koude wind; de pijn is dus op te wekken. Het is mogelijk, dat de pijn maanden of zelfs jaren spontaan verdwijnt, en dan plotseling weer terugkomt. Doorgaans wordt er geen oorzaak gevonden voor TN. Slechts in zeldzame gevallen vindt de neuroloog bij nader onderzoek een oorzaak voor de TN. Er kan dan sprake zijn van een hersentumor of van een abnormaal verlopend bloedvat of een streng, die tegen de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ook wel bekend als het ganglion Gasseri) in de hersenen drukt. Behandelingsmogelijkheden Als de diagnose Trigeminus Neuralgie is gesteld, dan worden meestal eerst medicijnen voorgeschreven. Het bekendste daarvan is carbamazepine (Tegretol), dat ook bij epilepsie wordt gegeven, en de eigenschap heeft dempend te werken op de activiteit van zenuwcellen. Het dempt echter niet alleen de te grote prikkelbaarheid van de zenuwcellen in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw, maar werkt op alle zenuwen, zodat het vaak bijwerkingen geeft als sufheid, duizeligheid of futloosheid, terwijl er soms leverfunctiestoornissen kunnen optreden. Vroeger werd dan de aangezichtszenuw operatief (gedeeltelijk) doorgesneden. Het grote nadeel van deze methode is, dat het gezicht dan doof (vergelijkbaar met de verdoving bij de tandarts) aanvoelt, maar vooral dat na enige tijd een nieuwe onbehandelbare pijn kan ontstaan, die vaak nog erger is dan de oorspronkelijke pijn. Sinds enige tijd is een neurochirurgische operatie volgens Janetta mogelijk, waarbij de aangezichtszenuw in de hersenen wordt vrijgelegd. Bij deze operatie is het functieverlies van de zenuw geringer, het betreft echter een hersenoperatie, die een langdurige ziekenhuisopname vereist. De radiofrequente (RF) stroom behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens de methode van Sweet. In 1965 beschreef Sweet een relatief simpele behandelingsmethode, waarbij met behulp van rntgendoorlichting een speciale elektrode via de wang naar de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ganglion Gasseri) ingebracht wordt, om aansluitend de zenuw met warmte te behandelen. Omdat het inbrengen van de elektrode pijnlijk kan zijn, vindt deze behandeling onder lichte algehele narcose plaats. U zult tijdens de behandeling aangesloten worden aan apparatuur om hart en bloedsomloop te controleren zoals gebruikelijk bij iedere narcose. Begin van de behandeling Als de elektrode op de juiste plaats ingebracht lijkt, laten we u even wakker worden om de controleren of de punt van de elektrode goed ligt. U kunt dan aangeven of het stroompje dat we even door de elektrodepunt laten lopen, te voelen is in het gebied waar de pijn altijd zit. Als u dat heeft aangegeven laten we u weer een minuut slapen en wordt de elektrodepunt een minuut verwarmd, zodat er een wondje ontstaat in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw waar de kortsluiting zit, die de pijn veroorzaakt. Daarna wordt met een scherp naaldje getest, of het gevoel in het gebied van de aangezichtszenuw, waar de pijn zit, iets minder scherp aanvoelt, en is de behandeling beindigd. Na de behandeling moet u nog ongeveer een uur bewaakt worden en mag u daarna naar huis, u mag echter niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. Na de behandeling U kunt na de behandeling een doof gevoel in het deel van het gezicht hebben, waar voordien de pijn gelokaliseerd was. Het is namelijk niet altijd mogelijk het gevoel volledig intact te laten, omdat er een geringe beschadiging in het ganglion Gasseri moet worden aangebracht, om de pijn weg te krijgen. Het gaat echter niet om een volledig doof gevoel. In de meeste gevallen verdwijnt dit doof gevoel in de daaropvolgende maanden deels of helemaal. Dat betekent niet dat de pijn dan ook weer optreedt; verlammingen of een scheve mond zullen bij deze behandeling niet optreden. Complicaties Het is belangrijk te weten, dat er na de behandeling napijn kan voorkomen, die soms brandend is, terwijl soms de oorspronkelijke trigeminus neuralgie pijnen nog een of twee weken blijven bestaan; als u nog medicijnen gebruikt kunt u die in overleg met uw arts langzaam afbouwen als de napijn verdwenen is. Uiterst zelden worden bij inbrengen van de elektrode via het wangslijmvlies mondbacterin in het hersenvocht gebracht, waardoor er een hersenvliesontsteking kan optreden. Dan krijgt de patint binnen zes uur hoge koorts, hoofdpijn en nekstijfheid, en moet zo spoedig mogelijk begonnen worden met een antibiotica behandeling. Deze complicatie treedt echter nooit later dan zes uur na de behandeling op. Resultaten In het algemeen wordt een goed resultaat bereikt; het kan echter zijn, dat de behandeling te "voorzichtig" uitgevoerd werd, en dat nog een keer iets intensiever behandeld moet worden. Dit kan zonder probleem binnen enkele weken gedaan worden. De pijnklachten kunnen binnen een half tot tien jaar terugkomen, omdat de behandelde zenuw weer aangroeit. De behandeling volgens Sweet kan zonodig bij terugkeren van de pijn op korte termijn herhaald worden. Let op! 1.Op de dag van behandeling nuchter blijven. 2.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 3.Na de behandeling mag u niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand U komt ophalen. 4.Als u na de behandeling binnen zes uur koorts krijgt boven 38.5 graden C, onmiddellijk uw arts raadplegen. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Inleiding Indien U lijdt aan bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn komt U in aanmerking voor deze behandeling. RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Bij de RF ganglion sfenopalatinum wordt een speciale naald bij deze zenuwknoop achter in de neus geplaatst via de wang. Door deze zenuwknoop verlopen met name zenuwvezels die vaker te maken kunnen hebben met bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald via de wang geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwknoopje achter in de neus. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. Allereerst wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met kleine stroompjes, die te voelen zijn in neus of gehemelte. Vervolgens vindt verdere verdoving plaats en volgt de eigenlijke behandeling van het zenuwknoopje met warmte die opgewekt wordt door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom. De behandeling vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een geringe kans op complicaties. Er bestaat een kleine kans, dat er tijdelijk een doof gevoel ontstaat in het gehemelte aan de behandelde kant. Ook kan er een bloeduitstorting in de wang optreden. Bij ongeveer 3% van de patinten treedt een bloedneus op, omdat in de neus een bloedvaatje geraakt kan worden. Soms is het nodig dat de KNO arts deze bloedneus moet behandelen. Bijwerking Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele weken kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. In een aantal gevallen is verdere behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken.
01-20-2005, 00:46:15: Patinteninformatie Sectie Pijnbestrijding - NVA Voorlichtingsmateriaal van de Sectie Pijnbestrijding van de Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 "De volgende patinteninformaties zijn bedoeld als een raamwerk voor anesthesiologen die hun patinten willen informeren over pijnsyndromen en pijnbehandeling. Ze zijn in die zin niet volledig omdat essentile praktische informatie over lokale omstandigheden ontbreekt zoals informatie over dagopname dan wel poliklinische behandeling. Ook informatie over behandelduur en follow-up ontbreekt. Verder ontslaat deze schriftelijke informatie de anesthesioloog niet van de verplichting de informatie mondeling toe te lichten." Pijn bij kanker Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die pijn hebben t.g.v. kanker. Ook voor familieleden kan het zinvol zijn de folder te lezen. In deze folder leest u informatie over de behandeling van pijn bij kanker d.m.v. medicamenten. Behandeling van Pijn bij Kanker door middel van Medicamenten Inleiding Tegenwoordig is pijn bij kanker vaak goed te bestrijden. Als wordt vastgesteld waardoor de pijn wordt veroorzaakt, is pijn bij kanker bijna altijd tot een draaglijk niveau terug te brengen. Niet alle patinten met kanker hebben pijn. In de beginfase van de ziekte heeft ongeveer 30% van de patinten pijnklachten. In een latere fase hebben 60-80% van de patinten met kanker ernstige pijnklachten. In de beginfase van de ziekte is het beleid vooral gericht op het diagnosticeren en het behandelen van de kanker zelf. Omdat ongeveer de helft van de mensen met kanker uiteindelijk geneest, zal de pijn doorgaans verminderen of verdwijnen. In een latere fase van kanker, bijvoorbeeld bij uitgebreide uitzaaiingen of doorgroei van de tumor, wordt genezing minder waarschijnlijk of onmogelijk. Ook dan kunnen soms behandelingen op zijn plaats zijn, die de bedoeling hebben de groei van de kanker te remmen. Hierdoor kan de pijn soms ook bestreden worden. Oorzaken van pijn De pijn kan veroorzaakt worden door: * direkte doorgroei van de tumor in huid, zenuwweefsel of weke delen * indirekte gevolgen van de ziekte; bijvoorbeeld botbreuken, zweren, infecties, verstopping van holle organen (koliekpijn), verstopping van bloedvaten en verhoogde hersendruk * de behandeling van kanker; bijvoorbeeld littekenpijn, fantoompijn (pijn t.g.v. een amputatie), verbindweefseling door bestraling en zenuwgeleidingsstoornissen door chemotherapie * andere aandoeningen dan kanker. Pijnmedicatie De meeste patinten met kanker, die pijn hebben, kunnen door middel van medicamenten worden behandeld. Hierbij moet een aantal principes in acht worden genomen. Belangrijk is dat u niet moet wachten met het innemen van de medicatie tot de pijn onhoudbaar is. U moet proberen de pijn voor te zijn. Neem een pijnstiller zo regelmatig mogelijk in. Op die manier kunt u de terugkeer van pijn voorkomen. Bij krachtige pijnstillers (morfine-achtige middelen), hoeft men bij pijn door kanker niet bang te zijn voor verslaving of voor problemen met de ademhaling. Er is dus geen reden om terughoudend te zijn met pijnstillers. Het is niet zo dat het gebruik van pijnstillers in een vroeg stadium van de ziekte tot gevolg heeft dat in een later stadium de middelen niet meer werkzaam zullen zijn. Een zekere gewenning kan verwacht worden, maar het is in de meeste gevallen mogelijk de dosering van de medicamenten te verhogen zonder dat deze onwerkzaam worden. Behandeling Medicamenten worden toegediend volgens de zogenaamde pijnladder. Hierbij worden stapsgewijs middelen gegeven met een sterkere pijnstillende werking. De stappen van de pijnladder worden n voor n besproken. Stap 1: Paracetamol en NSAID's (ontstekingsremmende pijnstillers). Tot deze groep behoren de meeste huis-, tuin- en keukenpijnstillers. Naprosyne, Voltaren (diclofenac), Brufen (ibuprofen), Indocid (indometacine) en aspirine worden tot de groep NSAID's gerekend. Deze middelen zijn zeer effectief bij lichte tot matige pijn, ongeacht de oorzaak van de pijn. Behalve een pijnstillende werking, hebben ze ook nog een ontstekingsremmende en een koortswerende werking. De voornaamste bijwerkingen zijn: maagklachten, gestoorde nierfunctie en stollingsafwijkingen. De maagklachten zijn doorgaans niet ernstig, maar kunnen in zeldzame gevallen aanleiding geven tot maagbloedingen en maagzweren. De stoornissen van de nierfunctie zijn vooral van belang in combinatie met andere middelen, waaronder sommige vormen van chemotherapie. De stollingsstoornissen zijn vooral van belang bij patinten die bloedverdunners krijgen. Er zijn enkele nieuwe middelen uit de groep NSAID's waarbij minder maagklachten en stollingsstoornissen optreden (Mebutan? en Movicox?). Paracetamol is een pijnstiller die de bovengenoemde bijwerkingen niet heeft en heeft daarentegen ook geen ontstekingsremmende werking. Stap 2: Zwakke morfine-achtige middelen in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Indien patinten met kanker, ondanks een middel uit stap 1 in de juiste dosering, toch nog pijn krijgen dan heeft het geen zin om deze dosering te verhogen. Men moet dan een middel uit stap 2 toevoegen. Middelen zoals codene, Tramal of Temgesic hebben in lichte mate het effect van Morfine. Bij het gebruik van deze middelen bestaat de mogelijkheid dat sufheid optreedt. Bij het gebruik van codene kan men last krijgen van verstopping, waardoor een laxeermiddel nodig is. Omdat de middelen uit stap 3 in de loop van de jaren steeds beter zijn geworden, wordt stap 2 tegenwoordig vaak overgeslagen. Stap 3: Morfine-achtige middelen, al dan niet in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Er zijn veel vooroordelen tegen middelen als morfine als zouden deze gevaarlijk zijn. Mitst men zich aan bepaalde regels houdt, is dit zeker niet van toepassing bij patinten met kankerpijn. Vroeger werd vaak te lang gewacht met het gebruik van morfine. Morfine kan, zonder gevaar, ook in hoge dosis lang door een patint met pijn gebruikt worden. Mitst verhoging van de dosering in overleg met uw arts plaatsvindt kunt u niet te veel gebruiken. Morfine is op zichzelf een snel en kortwerkend middel. Sinds 10 jaar bestaan er echter middelen met een vertraagde afgifte, zodat de werkingsduur verlengd wordt. Het bekendste van deze middelen is MS Contin. MS Contin bestaat in verschillende doseringen. De effectieve werkingsduur is 8-12 uur en het middel dient men minmaal 2 maal daags in te nemen. De dosering kan zonodig om de paar dagen verhoogd worden. Een maximum dosering bestaat niet. De enige beperkingen zijn eventueel de bijwerkingen die kunnen optreden. De drie belangrijkste bijwerkingen van MS Contin zijn: verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Verstopping treedt bijna altijd op, zeker bij een hoge dosering. Daarom krijgen alle patinten, die MS Contin gebruiken ook een laxeermiddel. Misselijkheid treedt slechts op bij 30-40% van de patinten en wordt alleen zonodig behandeld. Het optreden van sufheid is zeer wisselend, maar ook dit kan eventueel met medicamenten behandeld worden. Onderdrukking van de ademhaling treedt alleen op bij zeer plotselinge verhoging van de dosering, met name bij patinten die dit middel nooit eerder gehad hebben. Bij een te hoge dosering bestaat een anti-gif Narcan (naloxon). Bij plotseling staken van morfine kunnen ontwenningsverschijnselen optreden. Soms kan de behandeling worden gestopt omdat de pijn door de behandeling van de kanker afneemt of door een zenuwblokkade. In dat geval is soms begeleiding nodig om het gebruik van de morfine af te bouwen omdat hierbij ontwenningsverschijnselen kunnen optreden (versnelde hartslag, zweten). Doorgaans lukt dat goed bij patinten die weinig pijn hebben. Sinds kort zijn er drie nieuwe middelen op de markt: * Noceptin (in grote lijnen vergelijkbaar met MS Contin). * Kapanol (dit zijn capsules die morfine bevatten met een beduidend langere werkingsduur zodat ze vaak slechts nmaal daags ingenomen hoeven te worden). * Durogesic pleisters die fentanyl bevatten. Fentanyl is een morfine-achtige stof. Er zijn pleisters in vier sterktes. De werking begint pas 12 uur nadat de pleister is opgeplakt. De werkingsduur van een pleister is drie dagen. Hierna kan men hem vervangen door een nieuwe pleister. De pleisters lijken minder verstopping en misselijkheid te veroorzaken dan de andere genoemde middelen. Veel patinten hebben geen laxeermiddel nodig. Omdat pijn bij kanker niet altijd de hele dag even hevig is, kan het soms moeilijk zijn de pijn met de bovengenoemde langwerkende middelen te onderdrukken. Voor korte hevige pijn is men beter af met een kort werkend middel zoals Sevredol. Dit is morfine dat in tablet vorm dat binnen een half uur begint te werken maar ook weer binnen een paar uur is uitgewerkt. Door de snelle opname in de bloedbaan kunnen de bijwerkingen ook plotseling komen opzetten. Aanvullende middelen Soms zijn er aanvullende middelen nodig bij bijzondere soorten pijn. Bij bijvoorbeeld zenuwpijn blijken normale pijnstillers soms maar matig te werken. Bij dit soort pijnen worden middelen gebruikt, die normaal toegepast worden bij depressiviteit of bij epilepsie. Een voorbeeld hiervan is Tryptizol (amitriptyline) en Tegretol (carbamazepine). Verder worden soms middelen gebruikt, die angstremmend zijn, zoals Seresta (oxazepam). Sommige mensen met kankerpijn hebben behoefte aan slaaptabletten. Verder worden hormoonpreparaten zoals Prednison of Oradexon gebruikt. Deze middelen kunnen zwellingen rondom tumoren doen afnemen. Stap 4: Invasieve pijnbestrijding. Met invasieve pijnbestrijding worden een aantal technieken bedoeld zoals zenuwbehandelingen en katheters waardoor pijnstillers door middel van een pomp worden toegediend voor langdurige pijnstilling. Deze technieken zijn effectiever dan behandeling door middel van medicamenten. Ze worden bewaard voor die gevallen, waar medicamenten tekort schieten; wanneer de pijn onaanvaardbaar is, of wanneer de bijwerkingen van de medicamenten onaanvaardbaar zijn. Voor deze bijzondere technieken zijn aparte folders beschikbaar. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bedoeld voor patinten met pijn bij kanker bij wie behandeling door middel van medicamenten niet geleid heeft tot voldoende vermindering van de pijn, of heeft onaanvaardbare bijwerkingen tot gevolg gehad. Epidurale en Spinale Pijnbestrijding bij Patinten met Kanker Inleiding Een alternatief voor de medicamenteuze behandeling van kankerpijn is dan de zogenaamde epidurale of spinale pijnbestrijding. Bij deze vorm van pijnbestrijding worden patinten behandeld door middel van een dunne katheter (slangetje) dat in de rug wordt ingebracht, ofwel in de epiduraalruimte, ofwel in de spinale ruimte. Via deze katheter kunnen pijnstillers worden toegediend door middel van een pompje. De keuze, welke van deze twee behandeltechnieken zal worden toegepast, hangt af van: * de behandelaar en het ziekenhuis, waar de patint behandeld wordt, * en de aard van de pijn. Toepassing De behandeling is vooral geschikt bij pijn op n niveau. Dit houdt in dat de pijn gelokaliseerd is in of de onderste lichaamshelft of alleen de bovenste lichaamshelft of alleen de romp. De enige beperking is dat op de plaats waar geprikt moet worden, geen uitgebreide rugoperaties hebben plaatsgevonden, dat de huid ter plekke niet ontstoken is en dat eventuele gezwellen of uitzaaiingen zich op enige afstand bevinden. Anatomie In de achterste helft van de wervelkolom bevindt zich het ruggenmerg. Dit loopt slechts door tot de helft van de rug, daaronder zijn alleen nog losse zenuwwortels. Deze maken deel uit van het centrale zenuwstelsel en zijn doordrenkt in hersenvocht (liquor). Dit vocht wordt omgeven door de zogeheten dura. Als de katheter wordt ingebracht door de dura dan spreken we van spinale pijnbestrijding. Als de katheter tot net buiten de dura wordt gebracht dan spreekt men van epidurale of peridurale pijnbestrijding. Pijnstilling wordt toegediend door middel van pompjes. (afbeelding is wenselijk) Toediening medicatie Het is mogelijk dat er als pijnstilling alleen een morfine-achtige stof wordt toegediend (Morfine of Sufentanil). In veel gevallen zal hier een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving aan worden toegevoegd (Marcane). Hoewel vroeger veelvuldig gebruik werd gemaakt van injecties die om de paar uur werden toegediend, worden deze pijnstillers tegenwoordig voornamelijk toegediend door middel van pompjes. In de thuissituatie wordt hier doorgaans een draagbaar pompje voor gebruikt, dat op batterijtjes werkt. Deze pompjes zijn voorzien van een knop om extra pijnstillers toe te voegen op momenten dat de pijn het ergst is. De hoeveelheid en frequente van deze toediening wordt geprogrammeerd, zodat U hier nooit teveel van kan krijgen. De katheter kan op een eenvoudige wijze worden ingebracht via de rug en met plakband over de rug worden vastgeplakt. Tegenwoordig wordt, indien de behandeling langere tijd gaat duren, deze katheter ofwel onderhuids getunneld naar de voorzijde, ofwel er zal een poort worden ingebracht (Port-a-cath, Periplant). Deze poorten worden ingebracht door middel van een klein sneetje. Het inbrengen van de katheter Voor het inbrengen van een katheter moet de patint worden opgenomen. Ook het instellen op de juiste dosering kost vaak enkele dagen. Eenvoudige katheters kunnen onder plaatselijke verdoving worden ingebracht. Poorten worden soms onder narcose ingebracht. Het inbrengen zelf kent weinig complicaties. Een goede positie van de katheter wordt soms getest door middel van inspuiten van plaatselijke verdoving. Hierbij kan soms bloeddrukdaling optreden. Bij deze proef dient de pijn grotendeels te verdwijnen, maar afhankelijk van wat er wordt ingespoten, kan het zijn dat er tijdelijk ook vermindering van spierkracht optreedt en dat er gevoelloosheid ontstaat. Een eventuele vermindering van de bloeddruk zal terstond worden behandeld door middel van toediening van vocht via een infuus ofwel door toediening van een geneesmiddel dat de bloeddruk op peil kan houden. Als de anesthesioloog zeker is van een goede positie van de katheter zal gezocht worden naar een middel of een combinatie van middelen, die de pijn voldoende kan onderdrukken zonder dat daarbij ongewenste bijwerkingen optreden. Deze middelen worden door middel van een pompje toegediend. In de thuissituatie gebeurt dit d.m.v. een draagbare pomp (Pharmacia CADD-PCA pomp, Disetronic multifuse). Bijwerkingen Wat betreft de bijwerkingen van de morfine-achtige stoffen, deze zijn dezelfde als die kunnen optreden na behandeling door morfine tabletten (zoals MS-Contin?) te weten verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Doorgaans zijn deze bijwerkingen minder ernstig dan bij medicamenten die in tabletvorm worden ingenomen. De toevoeging van een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving kan zoals bij een proefblok in hoge dosering leiden tot vermindering van spierkracht en verminderd gevoel. Bij lagere dosering zal U dit meestal niet merken. Complicaties Er zijn enkele technische complicaties mogelijk bij deze behandeling, waaronder het afknikken van de katheter en het verschuiven van de katheter, waarbij deze alsnog verkeerd komt te liggen. Bij de epiduraalkatheter kan verbindweefseling optreden van de epiduraalruimte, die soms pijn en verstopping van de katheter tot gevolg heeft. Bij katheters die spinaal worden ingebracht kan de eerste dagen hoofdpijn voorkomen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is meestal mild en verdwijnt vanzelf in de meeste gevallen en behoeft geen speciale behandeling. Een van de vervelendste complicaties is toch een infectie. In grote lijnen blijkt dat uiteindelijk tussen de 5 en 10% van de katheters eens een keer infecteren. Doorgaans betekent dit dat de katheter verwijderd moet worden. Eventueel kan deze na behandeling d.m.v. antibiotica opnieuw geplaatst worden in een iets andere ligging. In zeldzame gevallen kan de infectie leiden tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. Behandeling thuis Om d.m.v. deze vorm van pijnstilling thuis verder behandeld te worden, is vanuit het ziekenhuis goede samenwerking noodzakelijk met de huisarts, wijkverpleegkundige en apotheek. Hier zijn uitgebreide instructies voor nodig. Ondersteuning door familieleden is wenselijk. De technische ondersteuning van de pomp wordt in iedere regio in Nederland anders geregeld. Veelal komt deze ondersteuning vanuit particuliere bedrijven. Zij verhuren die pompen aan ziektekostenverzekeraars of beheren de pompen, die eigendom van de ziektekostenverzekeraars zijn. Deze firma's zorgen alleen voor technische ondersteuning. De eindverantwoordelijkheid voor de medische aspecten ligt bij de huisarts en de anesthesioloog in samenspraak met elkaar. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Na het succesvol plaatsen van de katheter kan de anti-stolling worden hervat. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt of de insteekopening van de katheter tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een intrathecaal neurolyse Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er te veel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn gelokaliseerd is rondom de anus of de uitwendige geslachtsdelen, bestaat de mogelijkheid om de pijn te bestrijden door middel van intrathecaal neurolyse. Intrathecaal neurolyse De naam neurolyse duidt op een zenuwbehandeling, waarbij een sterk etsende stof (fenol) bewust wordt ingespoten om een zenuw te beschadigen. Hierdoor wordt in veel gevallen de pijngeleiding onderbroken. De behandeling kan alleen onder bepaalde omstandigheden plaatsvinden. De betreffende zenuwen zijn namelijk betrokken bij de functie van de blaas en de anus. De behandeling kan hierdoor leiden tot functiestoornissen van deze twee organen. Daarom wordt de behandeling alleen toegepast bij patinten, die al een stoma (kunstmatige uitgang van de darm) hebben, en bij patinten die al een blaasstoornis hebben, waarvoor het noodzakelijk is dat ze een permanente blaaskatheter of een urinestoma (kunstmatige uitgang voor de afvoer van urine) hebben. De behandeling wordt alleen toegepast bij patinten met kanker die een beperkte levensverwachting hebben. Hoewel exacte levensverwachtingen niet precies te voorspellen zijn, wordt als algemene richtlijn 6 maanden aangehouden. De behandeling vindt plaats d.m.v. een prik laag in de rug tussen de onderste lendenwervels en duurt slechts enkele minuten. De behandeling moet in zittende houding worden uitgevoerd. Dit kan bij patinten met pijn in dit gebied nogal eens moeilijkheden opleveren. Bij de behandeling wordt een zeer kleine hoeveelheid vloeistof ingespoten, welke afzakt naar de onderste zenuwen. Daarom is het van belang dat de patint na de behandeling nog 2 uur rechtop of half zittend blijft. Dit is meestal geen probleem omdat de pijn meestal onmiddellijk minder wordt. Complicaties Het kan wel eens voorkomen dat er een lichte verzwakking van de spierkracht van de benen optreedt. Dit leidt doorgaans niet tot loopstoornissen. Over het algemeen herstelt de spierkracht zich grotendeels in de eerste weken na de behandeling. In zeldzame gevallen kan een hersenvlies ontsteking optreden. Deze gaat gepaard met hoofdpijn en koorts. Verder kunt U de eerste dagen hoofdpijn krijgen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is vaak mild en verdwijnt vanzelf behoeft daarom meestal geen speciale behandeling. Resultaat Het effect van de behandeling houdt doorgaans enkele maanden aan. De behandeling kan zonodig herhaald worden. Ook hier geldt dat weer dezelfde voorzorgsmaatregelen moeten worden genomen. In veel gevallen zal het mogelijk zijn om pijnmedicatie, die tevoren werd gebruikt, te verminderen of te staken. In geval van gebruik van morfine-achtige stoffen moet men bedacht zijn op de mogelijkheid van ontwenningsverschijnselen. Hiervoor is soms begeleiding nodig. Bij patinten met zenuwpijn moet worden opgemerkt dat de behandeling soms beduidend minder effectief is, zodat, ondanks een volledig gevoelloos gebied rondom de anus, de pijn toch blijft bestaan. Hiervoor zijn andere behandelingen noodzakelijk. Let op! Indien U antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient U hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een plexus coeliacus blokkade. Inleiding Deze behandeling kan worden toegepast bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker van de bovenbuikorganen, zoals de alvleesklier, de maag en de lever. Het betreft een blokkade van een zenuwnetwerk in de bovenbuik. Dit zenuwnetwerk wordt in medische termen ?plexus coeliacus? genoemd. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. U moet rekenen op een opname van 1 tot 3 dagen. Plexus coeliacus blokkade De behandeling kan in principe onder plaatselijke verdoving, onder een epidurale verdoving ("ruggenprik") of onder een lichte algehele narcose plaatsvinden De keuze kan in overleg met de anesthesioloogesist gemaakt worden. De behandeling duurt ongeveer een halfuur. Tijdens de behandeling ligt u op uw buik. Onder rntgendoorlichting worden 2 naalden via de rug ingebracht. Er wordt een contrastvloeistof ingespoten om de positie van de 2 naalden te controleren. Vervolgens wordt de behandelvloeistof rondom het zenuwnetwerk gespoten. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd, toch bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een complicatie die zeer zelden voorkomt is een dwarslaesie (gedeeltelijke verlamming van beide benen). De kans daarop is uitermate gering. Het tijdelijk optreden van diarree is een vaak voorkomende bijwerking van deze behandeling. U kunt de eerste weken na de behandeling bij plotseling rechtop komen, even duizelig zijn. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Het resultaat van de blokkade is pas 1 of 2 dagen na de behandeling duidelijk. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. Het effect van de behandeling houdt gemiddeld enkele maanden aan en kan zonodig herhaald worden. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een chordotomie Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er teveel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn zich met name in n lichaamshelft bevindt, bestaat de mogelijkheid om deze pijn te bestrijden door middel van een blokkade in het ruggenmerg. Dit noemt men in medische termen een "chordotomie". De opname duurt enkele dagen. Chordotomie Bij deze behandeling wordt de pijnbaan in het ruggenmerg opgezocht met een speciale naald. De baan wordt vervolgens onderbroken door middel van warmte (door radiofrequente stroom). De behandeling vindt in de nek plaats vlak onder het oor. Hier wordt de huid plaatselijk verdoofd. De behandeling vindt plaats aan de tegenover liggende lichaamshelft dan waar de pijn zich bevindt. De reden hiervoor is dat de pijnbaan gekruist verloopt. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude verloopt via dezelfde baan. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude zal dan ook na de behandeling aan de betreffende lichaamshelft (waar oorspronkelijk de pijn zat) zijn verdwenen. Complicaties Hoewel de behandeling zorgvuldig wordt uitgevoerd; is er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een stoornis in de blaasfunctie kan in sommige gevallen optreden, zodat een blaaskatheter noodzakelijk wordt. In zeldzame gevallen kan een krachtverlies optreden aan de kant van de blokkade. In de meeste gevallen herstelt zich dit weer. Deze stoornissen treden op door een tijdelijke vochtophoping rond de behandelde plaats in het ruggenmerg, u krijgt enkele dagen een tablet (oradexon) voorgeschreven, om genezing daarvan te bespoedigen. Na ongeveer 6 maanden is er een geringe kans op het optreden van een branderige pijn of onaangenaam gevoel in het oorspronkelijke pijngebied. Verder kunt U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot jeuk, huiduitslag of kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat De kans op succes van deze behandeling is vrij groot. Enkele uren na de behandeling is het effect van de behandeling merkbaar. Let op! 1.Na de behandeling is ook het warmte/koude gevoel aan de kant van de oorspronkelijke pijn verdwenen. U dient na de behandeling dus voorzichtig te zijn met het hanteren van hete of koude voorwerpen. 2. Loop, zowel binnen- als buitenshuis, op deugdelijk schoeisel. U kunt namelijk met uw voet ergens intrappen zonder dat u pijn gewaar wordt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Als u na het lezen van deze folder nog vragen heeft, kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten en familieleden van patinten met een Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS, Sympathische Reflex Dystrofie, Post-traumatische Dystrofie) en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en het behandelprogramma. Inleiding Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS) is een ernstig en slecht begrepen ziektebeeld; het treedt meestal op in een arm of been na een verwonding of een operatie. Waardoor dit ziektebeeld ontstaat is (nog) niet geheel duidelijk. Mede hierdoor is dit pijnsyndroom bekend onder vele namen. Vroege herkenning ervan is erg belangrijk, omdat men door snel met de behandeling te beginnen in veel gevallen kan voorkomen dat het ziektebeeld ernstiger wordt. Symptomen van CRPS Men kan de diagnose CRPS stellen indien vier van de volgende symptomen aanwezig zijn: 1.De ernst of het karakter van de pijn past niet in het patroon van het letsel of de operatie. 2.Abnormale pijn bij aanraken. 3.Abnormale kleur, meestal een roodblauwe verkleuring. 4.Abnormale temperatuur, meestal een warmere, soms een koudere aangedane extremiteit. 5.Zwelling (oedeem). 6.Toename van pijn tijdens of na beweging. Oorzaken van CRPS In talrijke internationale publicaties over CRPS wordt melding gemaakt van een relatie met het sympathische (onwillekeurige of vegetatieve) zenuwstelsel, hoewel de aard van deze relatie nog niet geheel duidelijk is. In feite ontstaat er bij een CRPS een stoornis in het regelmechanisme, dat zorgt voor het op gang komen van het genezingsproces na een verwonding, hetgeen leidt tot een dystrofie van de aangedane weefsels. "Dys" betekent "slecht" en "trofie" betekent "voedingstoestand". In diverse wetenschappelijke studies met proefdiermodellen, waarbij een CRPS kan worden nagebootst, is aangetoond dat er abnormale verbindingen ontstaan tussen verschillende soorten zenuwen. Deze hebben normaal geen of nauwelijks verbindingen met elkaar. Het betreft verbindingen tussen gevoelszenuwen, pijnzenuwvezels, spieraansturende vezels en zenuwvezels behorend tot het sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwstelsel. Dit kan grotendeels verklaren waarom bij CRPS stoornissen optreden in het gevoel en de spierkracht. Er kan soms abnormale pijn ontstaan al bij de geringste aanraking. Er kunnen ook regelstoornissen ontstaan in het sympathische zenuwstelsel. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot een stoornis in het regeling van de kleine bloedvaten van alle weefsels,(dus van de huid, spieren, botten, gewrichten, zenuwen en bloedvaten). Dit verklaart de kleurverandering, de abnormale temperatuur, het abnormaal zweten en de abnormale haar- en nagelgroei, de zwelling en pijn; en uiteindelijk in de dystrofie (gestoorde voedingstoestand van de weefsels). Een andere theorie (Sudeck 1900) geeft aan, dat er bij CRPS sprake zou zijn van een abnormale (steriele) ontstekingsreactie, omdat de optredende symptomen bij een ontsteking (zwelling, roodheid, warmte, pijn) meestal ook bij een CRPS voorkomen. Bij deze ontstekingsreactie treden stoornissen op in de zuurstofvoorziening aan de weefsels en komen schadelijke stoffen (vrije zuurstofradicalen) vrij, die de genezing tegenwerken en ervoor verantwoordelijk zijn, dat de zieke arm of het zieke been niet normaal belast kan worden. Als men de zieke ledemaat, ondanks de toenemende pijn toch normaal belast, ontstaat er een zuurstofschuld in de weefsels, die de regelmechanisme van de genezing verder tegenwerkt. In de literatuur worden een aantal factoren genoemd, die de kans op het krijgen van een CRPS verhogen. Allereerst dient genoemd te worden, dat een nog aanwezige "irritatie" in de weefsels van de aangedane extremiteit, zoals bijvoorbeeld een niet genezende fractuur, een botsplinter, een infectie, een zenuwknobbeltje, ingebrachte lichaamsvreemde materialen, uitgebreide weke delen letsels of een beschadigde zenuw, dusdanige schadelijke prikkels naar het zenuwstelsel stuurt, dat het regelmechanisme voor de genezing wordt verstoord en een CRPS kan ontstaan. Ook kan het tevoren al bestaan van pijn in de wervelkolom van de nek of de lage rug (bijvoorbeeld door slijtage), interne ziekten , met name waarbij sprake is van een abnormale regulatie van de bloeddoorstroming zoals suikerziekte, ziekte van Raynaud, maar ook bepaalde vormen van kanker en roken mogelijk het ontstaan van een CRPS uitlokken. CRPS komt bij vrouwen drie keer zo vaak voor als bij mannen. Het stellen van de diagnose De diagnose CRPS kan in de eerste plaats gesteld worden op grond van de klachten en het lichamelijk onderzoek; aanvullend onderzoek dient verricht te worden bij verdenking op het bestaan van onderliggende "irritaties" in de aangedane weefsels of onderliggende ziekten. Dit onderzoek naar een onderliggende oorzaak voor een CRPS dient uitputtend en zonodig bij herhaling te geschieden. Aanvullende diagnostiek met negatief resultaat doet niets af aan de gestelde diagnose, en betekent dus niet dat men geen dystrofie zou hebben. Verder kan aanvullend onderzoek zoals rntgenonderzoek of een botscan de diagnose bevestigen en kan het beloop van een CRPS daaruit mede beoordeeld worden.] De behandeling Helaas is het nog onduidelijk welke van de mogelijke behandelingen de voorkeur geniet. In het algemeen dient bij het vermoeden op een CRPS de patint zo snel mogelijk behandeld te worden, omdat dan meestal voorkomen kan worden, dat de CRPS zich volledig ontwikkelt en ernstige complicaties optreden. Tevens dient het aantonen of uitsluiten van een onderliggende ziekte of "irritatie" zo snel en zorgvuldig mogelijk plaats te vinden. De behandeling is erop gericht de vicieuze pijncirkel te onderbreken en de functie van de extremiteit te behouden, en zo mogelijk de onderliggende ziekte of "irritaties" te behandelen. Veelal zal het nodig blijken, dat meerdere samenwerkende specialisten bij de behandeling worden betrokken; tevens speelt de paramedische afdeling (fysio- en ergotherapie) een belangrijke rol. In principe berust de behandeling op drie hoofdlijnen: 1.Sympathicus blokkades 2.Geneesmiddelen 3.Fysio- en ergotherapie 1. Sympathicus blokkades Tijdelijke of een meer blijvende blokkade van de sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwen, die horen bij de aangedane extremiteit door middel van inspuiten van lokale verdoving of behandeling van deze zenuwen met warmte. In de regel wordt met behulp van het rntgentoestel een dun naaldje of elektrode bij de betreffende zenuw gebracht en vindt met behulp van het toedienen van kleine stroompjes door het puntje van de naald een nog nauwkeuriger positionering plaats. Vervolgens wordt een kleine hoeveelheid lokale verdovingsvloeistof door het naaldje gespoten en kan binnen een halve minuut duidelijk worden of de (gedeeltelijke) blokkade van sympathische zenuwvezels tot een klachtenvermindering leidt. Men kan deze behandeling meerdere malen herhalen, of kiezen voor een langduriger effect van deze blokkade door de punt van de naald van enkele millimeters te verwarmen door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, zodat er een tijdelijke gedeeltelijke onderbreking van deze zenuw optreedt, die zich binnen enkele weken tot maanden weer kan herstellen. Bij een CRPS van de arm bevindt de belangrijkste zenuwknoop van de sympathicus zich in de nek, net voor de zevende nekwervel. Voor een CRPS van het been bevindt de te behandelen sympathische zenuwknoop zich aan de voorkant van de onderste lendenwervels. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folders (RF ganglion stellatum blok en RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade). Een andere methode om de sympathische zenuwen van een arm of been te behandelen is het zogenaamde RIS (regionaal intraveneus sympathicus) blok. Nadat met een bloeddrukmanchet de bloedtoevoer naar arm of been tijdelijk (15 20 minuten) wordt afgesloten, spuit men door een ingebracht infuusnaaldje een verdovingsvloeistof samen met Ismeline, een ganglionblokkerende stof (een stof die de overdrachtstof in de zenuw blokkeert). Door de verdoving doet deze behandeling nauwelijks pijn, hoewel de bloeddrukmanchet wel even strak aan kan voelen; het geneesmiddel zorgt voor een farmacologische (medicamenteuze) sympathicus blokkade van enkele dagen. In het algemeen moet deze procedure minstens vier maal herhaald worden en kan het gunstige effect van de blokkade steeds langer worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. 2. Geneesmiddelen Volgens de theorie van de steriele ontsteking komen bij een CRPS een overmaat aan afvalproducten van het zuurstofmetabolisme, zogenaamde vrije radicalen in de weefsels vrij; deze vrije radicalen kunnen worden tegengewerkt door het aanbrengen van dimethylsulfoxide (DMSO) crme op de huid, en acetylcysteine (Fluimucil) en het toedienen van mannitol infusen. De eerst genoemde middelen kunnen meteen na het stellen van de diagnose worden voorgeschreven. Mannitol wordt toegediend als infuus gedurende 7 tot 14 dagen. Dit kan zowel tijdens een ziekenhuisopname als in de thuissituatie. Hierbij wordt de mannitol toegediend door middel van een draagbare pomp. Ook kan met geneesmiddelen, die op de regeling van de bloedvaten inwerken zoals ketanserine, calciumantagonisten (Isoptin, Adalat) en alfa- blokkers soms een gunstig effect bereikt worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de bijsluiters. 3. Fysio- en ergotherapie. U kunt door de pijnspecialist naar de afdeling fysiotherapie worden verwezen. Uw eerste behandeling zal bestaan uit een kennismakingsgesprek met de fysiotherapeut waarbij u uw problemen kenbaar maakt. De fysiotherapeut zal vooral kijken naar de pijn en de bewegingsproblemen in de verschillende gewrichten. Eventueel kan een ergotherapeut worden ingeschakeld die vooral kijkt hoe u met uw problemen omgaat bij dagelijkse activiteiten. De eerste behandelingen zullen vooral bestaan uit observaties en vastleggen van uw mogelijkheden en beperkingen. Ook zal er gesproken worden over uw verwachtingen ten aanzien van herstel en hersteltijd. Uit deze informatie zal in overleg met u een behandelplan worden opgesteld. Afhankelijk van de ernst van uw klachten zal er (zeker in de beginfase) vaak noodzaak bestaan voor belastingbeperkende maatregelen. Dit kan inhouden het dragen van een rustspalk bij dystrofie van de hand, of het gebruik van loopkrukken bij dystrofie van de onderste extremiteit. Het nemen van voldoende rust en het verdelen van activiteiten en oefeningen over de gehele dag blijft een punt, dat de hele revalidatie terugkomt. Wanneer de dystrofie rustiger wordt en de pijnklachten afnemen, kan de belasting geleidelijk worden opgevoerd. Bij de fysiotherapie verschuift het accent naar oefeningen gericht op verbetering van beweeglijkheid en spierkracht. Bij de ergotherapie zal u begeleid worden wat betreft het steeds meer gaan gebruiken van de aangedane extremiteit (b.v. met betrekking tot algemene activiteiten, huishoudelijke activiteiten, hobby’s, vervoer, eventuele werkhervatting etc.). Er wordt gestreefd naar een zo goed mogelijk herstel. 100% herstel is hierbij niet altijd realiseerbaar. In ieder geval zal de behandeling erop gericht worden dat u met de eventuele restklachten zo goed mogelijk zult kunnen blijven functioneren. Om dit laatste te kunnen bereiken zal in voorkomende gevallen de hulp van de revalidatiearts en andere revalidatie ondersteunende disciplines worden ingeroepen. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Ganglion Stellatum blokkade Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een proefblok van het ganglion stellatum Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast bij zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling soms toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. Stellatum blokkade De proefblok van het ganglion stellatum (= stervormig zenuwknoopje) is een behandeling waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel voor de zevende nekwervel in de hals wordt verdoofd. Bij de behandeling wordt een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. De positie van de naald wordt met rntgencontrast bevestigd. Vervolgens wordt de verdoving ingespoten. De hele behandeling duurt slechts tien minuten. Bij een proefblok is het gebruikelijk dat het effect van de behandeling na enkele uren is uitgewerkt. Hiermee kan men nagaan of het zin heeft om deze zenuwknooppunt langdurig uit te schakelen. Complicaties Als zeer zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies worden geraakt, waardoor een klaplong (pneumothorax) kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk, huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog wat wazig zien of kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u even een hese stem hebben. Dit is van tijdelijke aard. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan duren. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het effect kan meestal meteen beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat het effect pas na enkele dagen bemerkt wordt. In de meeste gevallen is dan een RF behandeling noodzakelijk van het ganglion stellatum. Hierbij wordt door middel van warmte (opgewekt door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) deze zenuwknoop langdurig uitgeschakeld. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus blok Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus (RIS) blok. Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatie stoornissen van arm of been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als sympathische reflexdystrofie of posttraumatische dystrofie) en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. Meestal moet deze behandeling enkele keren worden herhaald. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus(RIS) blok Een regionale intraveneuze sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling van een arm of been, waarbij met behulp van een vaatverwijdend medicijn (Ismeline), dat in de bloedbaan wordt gespoten, een gedeeltelijke blokkade van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt verkregen. Bij de RIS blokkade wordt eerst een infuusnaald ingebracht in de arm of het been, dat behandeld gaat worden. De arm of het been wordt "bloedleeg" gemaakt door leegstrijken met een strakke band waarna een manchet om de arm of het been wordt opgepompt. Vervolgens wordt het medicijn via de infuusnaald ingespoten. Omdat de werking van het medicijn pijnlijk kan zijn wordt het gemengd met een verdovingsvloeistof. Na 15 tot 20 minuten wordt de bloedleegte band weer losgelaten Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm of been. In veel gevallen treedt hierbij pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicaties van deze behandeling kunnen na losmaken van de band tijdelijk bloeddruk schommelingen optreden. Deze zijn meestal van korte duur maar kunnen soms enkele uren aanwezig zijn. De tekenen hiervan zijn duizeligheid en misselijkheid. Ook kan men wat gezwollen slijmvliezen hebben gedurende enkele uren, met als gevolg verstopte neus en rode ogen. Deze klachten gaan vanzelf over. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na herhaalde behandelingen kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal herhaling of een aanvullende therapie nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over alle medicijnen die u gebruikt. 3.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u met uw behandelend arts bespreken. RF blokkades Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion stellatum blok Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast wanneer er sprake is van zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als posttraumatische dystrofie of sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. RF ganglion stellatum blok RF stellatum is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje in de hals wordt behandeld met warmte. Deze warmte wordt opgewekt door zogenaamde radiofrequente (RF) stroom. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. De positie van de naald wordt bevestigd met rntgencontrastmiddel. Vervolgens wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met een stroompje en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt tot een bepaalde temperatuur verwarmd. Complicatie Als zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies geraakt worden, waardoor een klaplong kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog (aan de kant van de behandelde lichaamszijde) wat wazig zien en kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u tijdelijk een hese stem hebben. Deze verschijnselen worden veroorzaakt door de plaatselijke verdoving en verdwijnen binnen enkele uren. In zeldzame gevallen treedt er een langdurige verlamming van een stemband op; vaak herstelt dit zich na enige tijd. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. Soms wordt dit ervaren als een brok in de keel. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Behalve een vermindering van de pijn treedt vaak een betere doorbloeding op waardoor de arm aangenaam warm wordt. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet zelfstandig aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatiestoornissen in armen, handen en vingers, bij complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) en bij bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Thoracale sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom. Bij de thoracale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naald(en) is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte, dat door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom wordt opgewekt en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm hand en vingers. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel ontstaan in het huidgebied, dat verzorgd wordt door een zenuwtak, die verloopt onder een rib. Ook is er een kleine kans dat de long wordt aangeprikt waardoor en zogenaamde klaplong (pneumothorax) kan ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicaties. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk en huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking Na deze behandeling kan napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. Dit is echter altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij pijn van de wervelkolom en/of het been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van een been, circulatiestoornissen van het been en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Lumbale sympathicus blokkade is een vorm van behandeling, waarbij met behulp van n of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige (sympathische) zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom ter hoogte van de lendenwervels. Bij de lumbale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naalden is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in been en voet. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Sommige patinten zijn allergische voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zwelling optreden van het been en/of de voet, omdat er meer bloed naar het been gaat dan voor de behandeling. Tevens bestaat er een kans op het optreden van zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel in de lies en het bovenbeen. Deze onaangenaamheden zullen in de loop van enkele weken meestal vanzelf verdwijnen. Daarnaast kan na deze behandeling napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. In zeldzame gevallen ontstaat enkele weken een warm pijnlijk gezwollen been; binnen enkele weken verdwijnen deze verschijnselen vanzelf. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze bijwerkingen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen van deze folder vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Racz-procedure Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Racz-procedure (epiduraal adhesiolysis) Inleiding Epidurale adhesiolysis betekent het losmaken van inwendige littekens in de buurt van de vliezen rond het ruggenmerg. Als uit uw klachtenpatroon en uit aanvullend onderzoek als CT- of MRI-scan of een epidurogram gebleken is, dat een belangrijk deel van uw pijnklachten berust op inwendige littekenvorming rond de ruggenmergvliezen, kan geprobeerd worden deze littekens met medicijnen losser te maken. De behandeling is genoemd naar G.B. Racz die de techniek voor het eerst beschreef. Epidurale Adhesiolysis Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting meestal via het staartbeentje een plastic slangetje ingebracht tot bij het inwendige litteken. Als het litteken met rntgencontrast zichtbaar is gemaakt, wordt door het inspuiten van het enzym hyaluronidase, verdovingsvloeistof en bijnierschorshormoon (langwerkend prednison) geprobeerd het litteken losser te maken. In het algemeen wordt deze behandeling enkele keren herhaald. Deze behandeling duurt ongeveer 20 minuten en vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties Als zeldzame complicatie kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn, die meestal vanzelf verdwijnt. Uiterst zelden kan er een tijdelijk kracht- en/of gevoelsverlies van de benen optreden. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Bijwerkingen In een aantal gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd weer. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of in overleg met uw huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Als bijwerkingen van de gebruikte medicijnen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden, en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Mensen met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers een aantal dagen hoger zijn dan anders. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is het nodig de behandeling te herhalen. Soms is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend specialist. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Dit is een behandeling waarbij de pijngeleiding vanuit de steungewrichtjes, die gelegen zijn aan de achterkant van de wervelkolom, benvloed wordt. In veel gevallen treedt hierdoor een pijnvermindering op. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas of lage rug. RF facetdenervatie Bij de RF facetdenervatie wordt de huid verdoofd. Onder rntgendoorlichting, worden naalden geplaatst bij de zenuwtakjes van de betreffende steungewrichten. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje de positie van het naaldpuntje gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt het betreffende zenuwtje voor langere tijd uitgeschakeld. Complicatie Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt(zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF discus behandeling. Inleiding Uit uw klachtenpatroon en aanvullend onderzoek is gebleken, dat n of meerdere tussenwervelschijven (discus) een deel van uw pijn veroorzaken. Daarom komt U in aanmerking voor een RF-discus behandeling. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek of lage rug. RF discusbehandeling Een RF discusbehandeling is een warmtebehandeling van de tussenwervelschijf. Bij deze behandeling wordt de huid verdoofd en wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst in de tussenwervelschijf. Vervolgens wordt de tussenwervelschijf met warmte behandeld (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een zeer geringe kans op complicaties. Er kan een krachtsvermindering of een gevoelsvermindering in het huidgebied van de in de buurt lopende zenuwwortel optreden. Tevens kan er een infectie van de tussenwervelschijf ontstaan. Om dit te voorkomen wordt aan het einde van de behandeling een antibioticum in de tussenwervelschijf gespoten. Bij een eventuele ontsteking van de tussenwervelschijf krijgt u koorts en pijn. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. De napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Eventueel kunt u aan uw huisarts of behandelend pijnarts een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u vier dagen voor de behandeling hiermee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij koorts en pijn dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ramus communicans denervatie Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF ramus communicans denervatie RF ramus communicans denervatie is een behandeling waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwtakje wordt behandeld. De ramus communicans is een verbindingstak dat verloopt aan de zijkant van een wervellichaam, dat een deel van de pijn afkomstig van de tussenwervelschijf doorgeeft naar het ruggenmerg. Bij de RF ramus communicans denervatie wordt onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, een speciale naald geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwtakje met behulp van rntgencontrast. Vervolgens wordt door een klein teststroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd. Na verdere verdoving wordt de naaldpunt verwarmd door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, waardoor het zenuwtje voor langere tijd wordt uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Soms is het nodig dit zenuwtakje op meerdere wervelniveaus te behandelen. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een warmer been ontstaan aan de behandelde zijde. Ook kan er, veelal tijdelijk, een lichte kracht- en/of gevoelsvermindering van het been ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion dorsale of rhizotomie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft, die te maken hebben met de wervelkolom en een uitstraling bestaat naar hoofd, arm, romp of been, dan kunt u in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. Dit is vast te stellen door middel van het lichamelijk onderzoek en/of proefblokkades. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie Rhizotomie is afgeleid van het Griekse ?rhizos? dat wortel betekent, terwijl ?ganglion dorsale?, achterste zenuwknoop betekent. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie is een behandeling, waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwwortel wordt behandeld. Na locale verdoving van de huid wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwwortel. De naaldpositie wordt gecontroleerd met kleine teststroompjes, vervolgens wordt verder verdoofd en wordt de zenuwwortel verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom) tot een vooraf bepaalde temperatuur. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding in de zenuwwortel benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een gevoelsvermindering optreden in het huidgebied van de behandelde zenuwwortel, en uiterst zelden een krachtsvermindering. In het algemeen herstellen deze stoornissen zich binnen enkele maanden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele (6 tot 8)weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter) of via huisarts of behandelend specialist vragen om een andere pijnstiller. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een verdere behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of aceocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft kunt u die altijd met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF denervatie SI-gewricht. Inleiding Deze behandeling vindt plaats ter hoogte van de bil/ het heiligbeen. Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF denervatie SI-gewricht RF denervatie SI-gewricht (het sacroiliacaal gewricht is het gewricht tussen heiligbeen en bekken) is een behandeling waarbij met naalden de zenuwtakjes naar dit gewricht worden behandeld. De naam denervatie betekent letterlijk ?ontzenuwen? hoewel in werkelijkheid de zenuwen alleen beschadigd worden. Bij de RF denervatie SI-gewricht worden onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, naalden geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwtjes. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom), waardoor de zenuw voor langere tijd worden uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit het SI-gewricht benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. Dit komt omdat er een vanuit de behandelde zenuw een takje naar de huid loopt. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Gordelroos Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die behandeld worden voor gordelroos door middel van een epidurale corticosteroid injectie Inleiding Gordelroos of herpes zoster is een virusinfectie en wordt veroorzaakt door het waterpokkenvirus. De meeste mensen hebben het virus sinds hun jeugd bij de waterpokken opgelopen; het blijft inactief totdat de weerstand van het lichaam om een of andere reden afneemt en het virus opnieuw actief wordt. Het virus heeft dan de vervelende eigenschap zich in een zenuw te nestelen, waardoor een zenuwontsteking optreedt; in het huidgebied waar de zenuw bij hoort ontstaat een uitslag met roodheid, vaak hevige pijn, blaasjes en jeuk. De behandeling is erop gericht de bij de ontsteking optredende zwelling in de zenuw te verminderen, om de acute pijn te bestrijden, maar vooral ook om te voorkomen dat er een blijvende zenuwbeschadiging ontstaat, die anders jarenlang klachten kan blijven veroorzaken. Doorgaans krijgt slechts 5% van de gordelroos deze napijn. Vooral ouderen ( 60 jaar) en mensen met kanker hebben een verhoogde kans op napijn. In de praktijk worden naast deze risicogroepen ook gordelroos patinten met hevige pijn behandeld door middel van een epidurale corticosterod injectie. De behandeling De behandeling heeft alleen zin als het kan plaatsvinden binnen vijf weken vanaf het begin van de klachten. Het is noodzakelijk dat de behandeling plaatsvindt vlakbij de pijnlijke zenuw in de buurt van het ruggenmerg door middel van een epidurale injectie. Na plaatselijke verdoving van de huid wordt een naaldje via de rug ingebracht tot in de ruimte rondom het ruggenmerg en vindt injectie plaats van een locale verdoving en een ontstekingsremmend middel (corticosteroden: Depomedrol of Kenakort). Deze behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas, lage rug of het stuitje. De behandeling duurt doorgaans slechts tien minuten. Complicaties Bij de behandeling kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn klachten, die meestal vanzelf over gaan. In zeldzame gevallen kan een infectie optreden dat aanleiding kan geven tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerkingen Als bijwerkingen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Patinten met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers gedurende enkele dagen verhoogd zijn. Er kan enige napijn optreden ten gevolge van deze injectie, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het resultaat is na enkele dagen te beoordelen; in een aantal gevallen zal een herhaling of een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet meer actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt al of niet met hoofdpijn of de insteekplaats tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Trigeminus Neuralgie Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten met een trigeminus neuralgie (TN), en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en de behandeling, met name over de RF behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens Sweet. Wat is een Trigeminus Neuralgie? Trigeminus Neuralgie is een bepaalde vorm van aangezichtspijn, waarbij de patint heftig pijnlijke schietende elektrische sensaties ervaart in het verzorgingsgebied van de aangezichtszenuw (= nervus trigeminus). De pijn kan optreden in de eerste tak (voorhoofd en oog), maar meestal in de tweede (bovenkaak en neus) en in de derde tak (onderkaak). Typisch voor een TN is, dat de pijn optreedt na een prikkel, die normaal niet pijnlijk is, zoals aanraken van de huid, eten, praten, tanden poetsen of een koude wind; de pijn is dus op te wekken. Het is mogelijk, dat de pijn maanden of zelfs jaren spontaan verdwijnt, en dan plotseling weer terugkomt. Doorgaans wordt er geen oorzaak gevonden voor TN. Slechts in zeldzame gevallen vindt de neuroloog bij nader onderzoek een oorzaak voor de TN. Er kan dan sprake zijn van een hersentumor of van een abnormaal verlopend bloedvat of een streng, die tegen de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ook wel bekend als het ganglion Gasseri) in de hersenen drukt. Behandelingsmogelijkheden Als de diagnose Trigeminus Neuralgie is gesteld, dan worden meestal eerst medicijnen voorgeschreven. Het bekendste daarvan is carbamazepine (Tegretol), dat ook bij epilepsie wordt gegeven, en de eigenschap heeft dempend te werken op de activiteit van zenuwcellen. Het dempt echter niet alleen de te grote prikkelbaarheid van de zenuwcellen in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw, maar werkt op alle zenuwen, zodat het vaak bijwerkingen geeft als sufheid, duizeligheid of futloosheid, terwijl er soms leverfunctiestoornissen kunnen optreden. Vroeger werd dan de aangezichtszenuw operatief (gedeeltelijk) doorgesneden. Het grote nadeel van deze methode is, dat het gezicht dan doof (vergelijkbaar met de verdoving bij de tandarts) aanvoelt, maar vooral dat na enige tijd een nieuwe onbehandelbare pijn kan ontstaan, die vaak nog erger is dan de oorspronkelijke pijn. Sinds enige tijd is een neurochirurgische operatie volgens Janetta mogelijk, waarbij de aangezichtszenuw in de hersenen wordt vrijgelegd. Bij deze operatie is het functieverlies van de zenuw geringer, het betreft echter een hersenoperatie, die een langdurige ziekenhuisopname vereist. De radiofrequente (RF) stroom behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens de methode van Sweet. In 1965 beschreef Sweet een relatief simpele behandelingsmethode, waarbij met behulp van rntgendoorlichting een speciale elektrode via de wang naar de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ganglion Gasseri) ingebracht wordt, om aansluitend de zenuw met warmte te behandelen. Omdat het inbrengen van de elektrode pijnlijk kan zijn, vindt deze behandeling onder lichte algehele narcose plaats. U zult tijdens de behandeling aangesloten worden aan apparatuur om hart en bloedsomloop te controleren zoals gebruikelijk bij iedere narcose. Begin van de behandeling Als de elektrode op de juiste plaats ingebracht lijkt, laten we u even wakker worden om de controleren of de punt van de elektrode goed ligt. U kunt dan aangeven of het stroompje dat we even door de elektrodepunt laten lopen, te voelen is in het gebied waar de pijn altijd zit. Als u dat heeft aangegeven laten we u weer een minuut slapen en wordt de elektrodepunt een minuut verwarmd, zodat er een wondje ontstaat in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw waar de kortsluiting zit, die de pijn veroorzaakt. Daarna wordt met een scherp naaldje getest, of het gevoel in het gebied van de aangezichtszenuw, waar de pijn zit, iets minder scherp aanvoelt, en is de behandeling beindigd. Na de behandeling moet u nog ongeveer een uur bewaakt worden en mag u daarna naar huis, u mag echter niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. Na de behandeling U kunt na de behandeling een doof gevoel in het deel van het gezicht hebben, waar voordien de pijn gelokaliseerd was. Het is namelijk niet altijd mogelijk het gevoel volledig intact te laten, omdat er een geringe beschadiging in het ganglion Gasseri moet worden aangebracht, om de pijn weg te krijgen. Het gaat echter niet om een volledig doof gevoel. In de meeste gevallen verdwijnt dit doof gevoel in de daaropvolgende maanden deels of helemaal. Dat betekent niet dat de pijn dan ook weer optreedt; verlammingen of een scheve mond zullen bij deze behandeling niet optreden. Complicaties Het is belangrijk te weten, dat er na de behandeling napijn kan voorkomen, die soms brandend is, terwijl soms de oorspronkelijke trigeminus neuralgie pijnen nog een of twee weken blijven bestaan; als u nog medicijnen gebruikt kunt u die in overleg met uw arts langzaam afbouwen als de napijn verdwenen is. Uiterst zelden worden bij inbrengen van de elektrode via het wangslijmvlies mondbacterin in het hersenvocht gebracht, waardoor er een hersenvliesontsteking kan optreden. Dan krijgt de patint binnen zes uur hoge koorts, hoofdpijn en nekstijfheid, en moet zo spoedig mogelijk begonnen worden met een antibiotica behandeling. Deze complicatie treedt echter nooit later dan zes uur na de behandeling op. Resultaten In het algemeen wordt een goed resultaat bereikt; het kan echter zijn, dat de behandeling te "voorzichtig" uitgevoerd werd, en dat nog een keer iets intensiever behandeld moet worden. Dit kan zonder probleem binnen enkele weken gedaan worden. De pijnklachten kunnen binnen een half tot tien jaar terugkomen, omdat de behandelde zenuw weer aangroeit. De behandeling volgens Sweet kan zonodig bij terugkeren van de pijn op korte termijn herhaald worden. Let op! 1.Op de dag van behandeling nuchter blijven. 2.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 3.Na de behandeling mag u niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand U komt ophalen. 4.Als u na de behandeling binnen zes uur koorts krijgt boven 38.5 graden C, onmiddellijk uw arts raadplegen. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Inleiding Indien U lijdt aan bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn komt U in aanmerking voor deze behandeling. RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Bij de RF ganglion sfenopalatinum wordt een speciale naald bij deze zenuwknoop achter in de neus geplaatst via de wang. Door deze zenuwknoop verlopen met name zenuwvezels die vaker te maken kunnen hebben met bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald via de wang geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwknoopje achter in de neus. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. Allereerst wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met kleine stroompjes, die te voelen zijn in neus of gehemelte. Vervolgens vindt verdere verdoving plaats en volgt de eigenlijke behandeling van het zenuwknoopje met warmte die opgewekt wordt door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom. De behandeling vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een geringe kans op complicaties. Er bestaat een kleine kans, dat er tijdelijk een doof gevoel ontstaat in het gehemelte aan de behandelde kant. Ook kan er een bloeduitstorting in de wang optreden. Bij ongeveer 3% van de patinten treedt een bloedneus op, omdat in de neus een bloedvaatje geraakt kan worden. Soms is het nodig dat de KNO arts deze bloedneus moet behandelen. Bijwerking Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele weken kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. In een aantal gevallen is verdere behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken.
01-20-2005, 00:51:20: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 1. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 2. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 1. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 2. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 3. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 4. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 5. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 6. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 7. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 1. the author of a worm released in 1988, 2. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 3. the author of the Pathogen virus, 4. the author of the Melissa virus, and 5. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 1. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 2. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 3. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. I hope that society will recognize the seriousness of computer crime and demand more severe punishment for such criminals. ________________________________________ this document is at http://www.rbs2.com/ccrime.htm My last search for case law on computer crime was in July 1997. 21 June 1999, revised 4 Sep 2002 My essay Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which essay includes links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and related topics, plus a list of good books on computer crime. My discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the nonexistent or lenient punishment of their authors are contained in my separate essay. return to my homepage Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 3. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 4. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 4. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 5. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 6. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 3. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 4. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 5. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 6. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 7. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 8. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: f. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. g. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. h. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. i. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. j. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 4. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 5. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 6. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 5. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 6. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 7. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 8. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 3. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 4. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 8. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 9. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 10. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 11. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 12. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 13. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 14. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 6. the author of a worm released in 1988, 7. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 8. the author of the Pathogen virus, 9. the author of the Melissa virus, and 10. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 4. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 5. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 6. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. I hope that society will recognize the seriousness of computer crime and demand more severe punishment for such criminals. ________________________________________ this document is at http://www.rbs2.com/ccrime.htm My last search for case law on computer crime was in July 1997. 21 June 1999, revised 4 Sep 2002 My essay Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which essay includes links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and related topics, plus a list of good books on computer crime. My discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the nonexistent or lenient punishment of their authors are contained in my separate essay. return to my homepage
01-20-2005, 00:51:58: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 1. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 2. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 1. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 2. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 3. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 4. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 5. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 6. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 7. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 1. the author of a worm released in 1988, 2. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 3. the author of the Pathogen virus, 4. the author of the Melissa virus, and 5. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 1. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 2. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 3. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. I hope that society will recognize the seriousness of computer crime and demand more severe punishment for such criminals. ________________________________________ this document is at http://www.rbs2.com/ccrime.htm My last search for case law on computer crime was in July 1997. 21 June 1999, revised 4 Sep 2002 My essay Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which essay includes links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and related topics, plus a list of good books on computer crime. My discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the nonexistent or lenient punishment of their authors are contained in my separate essay. return to my homepage Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 3. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 4. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 4. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 5. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 6. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 3. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 4. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 5. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 6. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 7. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 8. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: f. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. g. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. h. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. i. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. j. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 4. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 5. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 6. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 5. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 6. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 7. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 8. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 3. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 4. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 8. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 9. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 10. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 11. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 12. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 13. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 14. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 6. the author of a worm released in 1988, 7. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 8. the author of the Pathogen virus, 9. the author of the Melissa virus, and 10. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 4. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 5. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 6. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. I hope that society will recognize the seriousness of computer crime and demand more severe punishment for such criminals. ________________________________________ this document is at http://www.rbs2.com/ccrime.htm My last search for case law on computer crime was in July 1997. 21 June 1999, revised 4 Sep 2002 My essay Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which essay includes links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and related topics, plus a list of good books on computer crime. My discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the nonexistent or lenient punishment of their authors are contained in my separate essay. return to my homepage
01-20-2005, 00:53:18: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 1. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 2. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 1. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 2. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 3. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 4. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 5. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 6. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 7. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 1. the author of a worm released in 1988, 2. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 3. the author of the Pathogen virus, 4. the author of the Melissa virus, and 5. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 1. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 2. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 3. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. I hope that society will recognize the seriousness of computer crime and demand more severe punishment for such criminals. ________________________________________ this document is at http://www.rbs2.com/ccrime.htm My last search for case law on computer crime was in July 1997. 21 June 1999, revised 4 Sep 2002 My essay Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which essay includes links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and related topics, plus a list of good books on computer crime. My discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the nonexistent or lenient punishment of their authors are contained in my separate essay. return to my homepage Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 3. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 4. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 4. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 5. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 6. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 3. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 4. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 5. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 6. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 7. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 8. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: f. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. g. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. h. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. i. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. j. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 4. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 5. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 6. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 5. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 6. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 7. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 8. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 3. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 4. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 8. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 9. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 10. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 11. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 12. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 13. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 14. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 6. the author of a worm released in 1988, 7. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 8. the author of the Pathogen virus, 9. the author of the Melissa virus, and 10. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 4. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 5. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 6. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. I hope that society will recognize the seriousness of computer crime and demand more severe punishment for such criminals. ________________________________________ this document is at http://www.rbs2.com/ccrime.htm My last search for case law on computer crime was in July 1997. 21 June 1999, revised 4 Sep 2002 My essay Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which essay includes links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and related topics, plus a list of good books on computer crime. My discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the nonexistent or lenient punishment of their authors are contained in my separate essay. return to my homepage
01-20-2005, 00:56:06: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 1. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 2. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 1. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 2. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 3. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 4. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 5. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 6. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 7. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 1. the author of a worm released in 1988, 2. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 3. the author of the Pathogen virus, 4. the author of the Melissa virus, and 5. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 1. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 2. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 3. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. I hope that society will recognize the seriousness of computer crime and demand more severe punishment for such criminals. ________________________________________ this document is at http://www.rbs2.com/ccrime.htm My last search for case law on computer crime was in July 1997. 21 June 1999, revised 4 Sep 2002 My essay Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which essay includes links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and related topics, plus a list of good books on computer crime. My discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the nonexistent or lenient punishment of their authors are contained in my separate essay. return to my homepage
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01-20-2005, 11:14:31: Patinteninformatie Sectie Pijnbestrijding - NVA Voorlichtingsmateriaal van de Sectie Pijnbestrijding van de Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 "De volgende patinteninformaties zijn bedoeld als een raamwerk voor anesthesiologen die hun patinten willen informeren over pijnsyndromen en pijnbehandeling. Ze zijn in die zin niet volledig omdat essentile praktische informatie over lokale omstandigheden ontbreekt zoals informatie over dagopname dan wel poliklinische behandeling. Ook informatie over behandelduur en follow-up ontbreekt. Verder ontslaat deze schriftelijke informatie de anesthesioloog niet van de verplichting de informatie mondeling toe te lichten." Pijn bij kanker Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die pijn hebben t.g.v. kanker. Ook voor familieleden kan het zinvol zijn de folder te lezen. In deze folder leest u informatie over de behandeling van pijn bij kanker d.m.v. medicamenten. Behandeling van Pijn bij Kanker door middel van Medicamenten Inleiding Tegenwoordig is pijn bij kanker vaak goed te bestrijden. Als wordt vastgesteld waardoor de pijn wordt veroorzaakt, is pijn bij kanker bijna altijd tot een draaglijk niveau terug te brengen. Niet alle patinten met kanker hebben pijn. In de beginfase van de ziekte heeft ongeveer 30% van de patinten pijnklachten. In een latere fase hebben 60-80% van de patinten met kanker ernstige pijnklachten. In de beginfase van de ziekte is het beleid vooral gericht op het diagnosticeren en het behandelen van de kanker zelf. Omdat ongeveer de helft van de mensen met kanker uiteindelijk geneest, zal de pijn doorgaans verminderen of verdwijnen. In een latere fase van kanker, bijvoorbeeld bij uitgebreide uitzaaiingen of doorgroei van de tumor, wordt genezing minder waarschijnlijk of onmogelijk. Ook dan kunnen soms behandelingen op zijn plaats zijn, die de bedoeling hebben de groei van de kanker te remmen. Hierdoor kan de pijn soms ook bestreden worden. Oorzaken van pijn De pijn kan veroorzaakt worden door: * direkte doorgroei van de tumor in huid, zenuwweefsel of weke delen * indirekte gevolgen van de ziekte; bijvoorbeeld botbreuken, zweren, infecties, verstopping van holle organen (koliekpijn), verstopping van bloedvaten en verhoogde hersendruk * de behandeling van kanker; bijvoorbeeld littekenpijn, fantoompijn (pijn t.g.v. een amputatie), verbindweefseling door bestraling en zenuwgeleidingsstoornissen door chemotherapie * andere aandoeningen dan kanker. Pijnmedicatie De meeste patinten met kanker, die pijn hebben, kunnen door middel van medicamenten worden behandeld. Hierbij moet een aantal principes in acht worden genomen. Belangrijk is dat u niet moet wachten met het innemen van de medicatie tot de pijn onhoudbaar is. U moet proberen de pijn voor te zijn. Neem een pijnstiller zo regelmatig mogelijk in. Op die manier kunt u de terugkeer van pijn voorkomen. Bij krachtige pijnstillers (morfine-achtige middelen), hoeft men bij pijn door kanker niet bang te zijn voor verslaving of voor problemen met de ademhaling. Er is dus geen reden om terughoudend te zijn met pijnstillers. Het is niet zo dat het gebruik van pijnstillers in een vroeg stadium van de ziekte tot gevolg heeft dat in een later stadium de middelen niet meer werkzaam zullen zijn. Een zekere gewenning kan verwacht worden, maar het is in de meeste gevallen mogelijk de dosering van de medicamenten te verhogen zonder dat deze onwerkzaam worden. Behandeling Medicamenten worden toegediend volgens de zogenaamde pijnladder. Hierbij worden stapsgewijs middelen gegeven met een sterkere pijnstillende werking. De stappen van de pijnladder worden n voor n besproken. Stap 1: Paracetamol en NSAID's (ontstekingsremmende pijnstillers). Tot deze groep behoren de meeste huis-, tuin- en keukenpijnstillers. Naprosyne, Voltaren (diclofenac), Brufen (ibuprofen), Indocid (indometacine) en aspirine worden tot de groep NSAID's gerekend. Deze middelen zijn zeer effectief bij lichte tot matige pijn, ongeacht de oorzaak van de pijn. Behalve een pijnstillende werking, hebben ze ook nog een ontstekingsremmende en een koortswerende werking. De voornaamste bijwerkingen zijn: maagklachten, gestoorde nierfunctie en stollingsafwijkingen. De maagklachten zijn doorgaans niet ernstig, maar kunnen in zeldzame gevallen aanleiding geven tot maagbloedingen en maagzweren. De stoornissen van de nierfunctie zijn vooral van belang in combinatie met andere middelen, waaronder sommige vormen van chemotherapie. De stollingsstoornissen zijn vooral van belang bij patinten die bloedverdunners krijgen. Er zijn enkele nieuwe middelen uit de groep NSAID's waarbij minder maagklachten en stollingsstoornissen optreden (Mebutan? en Movicox?). Paracetamol is een pijnstiller die de bovengenoemde bijwerkingen niet heeft en heeft daarentegen ook geen ontstekingsremmende werking. Stap 2: Zwakke morfine-achtige middelen in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Indien patinten met kanker, ondanks een middel uit stap 1 in de juiste dosering, toch nog pijn krijgen dan heeft het geen zin om deze dosering te verhogen. Men moet dan een middel uit stap 2 toevoegen. Middelen zoals codene, Tramal of Temgesic hebben in lichte mate het effect van Morfine. Bij het gebruik van deze middelen bestaat de mogelijkheid dat sufheid optreedt. Bij het gebruik van codene kan men last krijgen van verstopping, waardoor een laxeermiddel nodig is. Omdat de middelen uit stap 3 in de loop van de jaren steeds beter zijn geworden, wordt stap 2 tegenwoordig vaak overgeslagen. Stap 3: Morfine-achtige middelen, al dan niet in combinatie met een middel uit stap 1. Er zijn veel vooroordelen tegen middelen als morfine als zouden deze gevaarlijk zijn. Mitst men zich aan bepaalde regels houdt, is dit zeker niet van toepassing bij patinten met kankerpijn. Vroeger werd vaak te lang gewacht met het gebruik van morfine. Morfine kan, zonder gevaar, ook in hoge dosis lang door een patint met pijn gebruikt worden. Mitst verhoging van de dosering in overleg met uw arts plaatsvindt kunt u niet te veel gebruiken. Morfine is op zichzelf een snel en kortwerkend middel. Sinds 10 jaar bestaan er echter middelen met een vertraagde afgifte, zodat de werkingsduur verlengd wordt. Het bekendste van deze middelen is MS Contin. MS Contin bestaat in verschillende doseringen. De effectieve werkingsduur is 8-12 uur en het middel dient men minmaal 2 maal daags in te nemen. De dosering kan zonodig om de paar dagen verhoogd worden. Een maximum dosering bestaat niet. De enige beperkingen zijn eventueel de bijwerkingen die kunnen optreden. De drie belangrijkste bijwerkingen van MS Contin zijn: verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Verstopping treedt bijna altijd op, zeker bij een hoge dosering. Daarom krijgen alle patinten, die MS Contin gebruiken ook een laxeermiddel. Misselijkheid treedt slechts op bij 30-40% van de patinten en wordt alleen zonodig behandeld. Het optreden van sufheid is zeer wisselend, maar ook dit kan eventueel met medicamenten behandeld worden. Onderdrukking van de ademhaling treedt alleen op bij zeer plotselinge verhoging van de dosering, met name bij patinten die dit middel nooit eerder gehad hebben. Bij een te hoge dosering bestaat een anti-gif Narcan (naloxon). Bij plotseling staken van morfine kunnen ontwenningsverschijnselen optreden. Soms kan de behandeling worden gestopt omdat de pijn door de behandeling van de kanker afneemt of door een zenuwblokkade. In dat geval is soms begeleiding nodig om het gebruik van de morfine af te bouwen omdat hierbij ontwenningsverschijnselen kunnen optreden (versnelde hartslag, zweten). Doorgaans lukt dat goed bij patinten die weinig pijn hebben. Sinds kort zijn er drie nieuwe middelen op de markt: * Noceptin (in grote lijnen vergelijkbaar met MS Contin). * Kapanol (dit zijn capsules die morfine bevatten met een beduidend langere werkingsduur zodat ze vaak slechts nmaal daags ingenomen hoeven te worden). * Durogesic pleisters die fentanyl bevatten. Fentanyl is een morfine-achtige stof. Er zijn pleisters in vier sterktes. De werking begint pas 12 uur nadat de pleister is opgeplakt. De werkingsduur van een pleister is drie dagen. Hierna kan men hem vervangen door een nieuwe pleister. De pleisters lijken minder verstopping en misselijkheid te veroorzaken dan de andere genoemde middelen. Veel patinten hebben geen laxeermiddel nodig. Omdat pijn bij kanker niet altijd de hele dag even hevig is, kan het soms moeilijk zijn de pijn met de bovengenoemde langwerkende middelen te onderdrukken. Voor korte hevige pijn is men beter af met een kort werkend middel zoals Sevredol. Dit is morfine dat in tablet vorm dat binnen een half uur begint te werken maar ook weer binnen een paar uur is uitgewerkt. Door de snelle opname in de bloedbaan kunnen de bijwerkingen ook plotseling komen opzetten. Aanvullende middelen Soms zijn er aanvullende middelen nodig bij bijzondere soorten pijn. Bij bijvoorbeeld zenuwpijn blijken normale pijnstillers soms maar matig te werken. Bij dit soort pijnen worden middelen gebruikt, die normaal toegepast worden bij depressiviteit of bij epilepsie. Een voorbeeld hiervan is Tryptizol (amitriptyline) en Tegretol (carbamazepine). Verder worden soms middelen gebruikt, die angstremmend zijn, zoals Seresta (oxazepam). Sommige mensen met kankerpijn hebben behoefte aan slaaptabletten. Verder worden hormoonpreparaten zoals Prednison of Oradexon gebruikt. Deze middelen kunnen zwellingen rondom tumoren doen afnemen. Stap 4: Invasieve pijnbestrijding. Met invasieve pijnbestrijding worden een aantal technieken bedoeld zoals zenuwbehandelingen en katheters waardoor pijnstillers door middel van een pomp worden toegediend voor langdurige pijnstilling. Deze technieken zijn effectiever dan behandeling door middel van medicamenten. Ze worden bewaard voor die gevallen, waar medicamenten tekort schieten; wanneer de pijn onaanvaardbaar is, of wanneer de bijwerkingen van de medicamenten onaanvaardbaar zijn. Voor deze bijzondere technieken zijn aparte folders beschikbaar. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bedoeld voor patinten met pijn bij kanker bij wie behandeling door middel van medicamenten niet geleid heeft tot voldoende vermindering van de pijn, of heeft onaanvaardbare bijwerkingen tot gevolg gehad. Epidurale en Spinale Pijnbestrijding bij Patinten met Kanker Inleiding Een alternatief voor de medicamenteuze behandeling van kankerpijn is dan de zogenaamde epidurale of spinale pijnbestrijding. Bij deze vorm van pijnbestrijding worden patinten behandeld door middel van een dunne katheter (slangetje) dat in de rug wordt ingebracht, ofwel in de epiduraalruimte, ofwel in de spinale ruimte. Via deze katheter kunnen pijnstillers worden toegediend door middel van een pompje. De keuze, welke van deze twee behandeltechnieken zal worden toegepast, hangt af van: * de behandelaar en het ziekenhuis, waar de patint behandeld wordt, * en de aard van de pijn. Toepassing De behandeling is vooral geschikt bij pijn op n niveau. Dit houdt in dat de pijn gelokaliseerd is in of de onderste lichaamshelft of alleen de bovenste lichaamshelft of alleen de romp. De enige beperking is dat op de plaats waar geprikt moet worden, geen uitgebreide rugoperaties hebben plaatsgevonden, dat de huid ter plekke niet ontstoken is en dat eventuele gezwellen of uitzaaiingen zich op enige afstand bevinden. Anatomie In de achterste helft van de wervelkolom bevindt zich het ruggenmerg. Dit loopt slechts door tot de helft van de rug, daaronder zijn alleen nog losse zenuwwortels. Deze maken deel uit van het centrale zenuwstelsel en zijn doordrenkt in hersenvocht (liquor). Dit vocht wordt omgeven door de zogeheten dura. Als de katheter wordt ingebracht door de dura dan spreken we van spinale pijnbestrijding. Als de katheter tot net buiten de dura wordt gebracht dan spreekt men van epidurale of peridurale pijnbestrijding. Pijnstilling wordt toegediend door middel van pompjes. (afbeelding is wenselijk) Toediening medicatie Het is mogelijk dat er als pijnstilling alleen een morfine-achtige stof wordt toegediend (Morfine of Sufentanil). In veel gevallen zal hier een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving aan worden toegevoegd (Marcane). Hoewel vroeger veelvuldig gebruik werd gemaakt van injecties die om de paar uur werden toegediend, worden deze pijnstillers tegenwoordig voornamelijk toegediend door middel van pompjes. In de thuissituatie wordt hier doorgaans een draagbaar pompje voor gebruikt, dat op batterijtjes werkt. Deze pompjes zijn voorzien van een knop om extra pijnstillers toe te voegen op momenten dat de pijn het ergst is. De hoeveelheid en frequente van deze toediening wordt geprogrammeerd, zodat U hier nooit teveel van kan krijgen. De katheter kan op een eenvoudige wijze worden ingebracht via de rug en met plakband over de rug worden vastgeplakt. Tegenwoordig wordt, indien de behandeling langere tijd gaat duren, deze katheter ofwel onderhuids getunneld naar de voorzijde, ofwel er zal een poort worden ingebracht (Port-a-cath, Periplant). Deze poorten worden ingebracht door middel van een klein sneetje. Het inbrengen van de katheter Voor het inbrengen van een katheter moet de patint worden opgenomen. Ook het instellen op de juiste dosering kost vaak enkele dagen. Eenvoudige katheters kunnen onder plaatselijke verdoving worden ingebracht. Poorten worden soms onder narcose ingebracht. Het inbrengen zelf kent weinig complicaties. Een goede positie van de katheter wordt soms getest door middel van inspuiten van plaatselijke verdoving. Hierbij kan soms bloeddrukdaling optreden. Bij deze proef dient de pijn grotendeels te verdwijnen, maar afhankelijk van wat er wordt ingespoten, kan het zijn dat er tijdelijk ook vermindering van spierkracht optreedt en dat er gevoelloosheid ontstaat. Een eventuele vermindering van de bloeddruk zal terstond worden behandeld door middel van toediening van vocht via een infuus ofwel door toediening van een geneesmiddel dat de bloeddruk op peil kan houden. Als de anesthesioloog zeker is van een goede positie van de katheter zal gezocht worden naar een middel of een combinatie van middelen, die de pijn voldoende kan onderdrukken zonder dat daarbij ongewenste bijwerkingen optreden. Deze middelen worden door middel van een pompje toegediend. In de thuissituatie gebeurt dit d.m.v. een draagbare pomp (Pharmacia CADD-PCA pomp, Disetronic multifuse). Bijwerkingen Wat betreft de bijwerkingen van de morfine-achtige stoffen, deze zijn dezelfde als die kunnen optreden na behandeling door morfine tabletten (zoals MS-Contin?) te weten verstopping, misselijkheid en slaperigheid. Doorgaans zijn deze bijwerkingen minder ernstig dan bij medicamenten die in tabletvorm worden ingenomen. De toevoeging van een middel voor plaatselijke verdoving kan zoals bij een proefblok in hoge dosering leiden tot vermindering van spierkracht en verminderd gevoel. Bij lagere dosering zal U dit meestal niet merken. Complicaties Er zijn enkele technische complicaties mogelijk bij deze behandeling, waaronder het afknikken van de katheter en het verschuiven van de katheter, waarbij deze alsnog verkeerd komt te liggen. Bij de epiduraalkatheter kan verbindweefseling optreden van de epiduraalruimte, die soms pijn en verstopping van de katheter tot gevolg heeft. Bij katheters die spinaal worden ingebracht kan de eerste dagen hoofdpijn voorkomen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is meestal mild en verdwijnt vanzelf in de meeste gevallen en behoeft geen speciale behandeling. Een van de vervelendste complicaties is toch een infectie. In grote lijnen blijkt dat uiteindelijk tussen de 5 en 10% van de katheters eens een keer infecteren. Doorgaans betekent dit dat de katheter verwijderd moet worden. Eventueel kan deze na behandeling d.m.v. antibiotica opnieuw geplaatst worden in een iets andere ligging. In zeldzame gevallen kan de infectie leiden tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. Behandeling thuis Om d.m.v. deze vorm van pijnstilling thuis verder behandeld te worden, is vanuit het ziekenhuis goede samenwerking noodzakelijk met de huisarts, wijkverpleegkundige en apotheek. Hier zijn uitgebreide instructies voor nodig. Ondersteuning door familieleden is wenselijk. De technische ondersteuning van de pomp wordt in iedere regio in Nederland anders geregeld. Veelal komt deze ondersteuning vanuit particuliere bedrijven. Zij verhuren die pompen aan ziektekostenverzekeraars of beheren de pompen, die eigendom van de ziektekostenverzekeraars zijn. Deze firma's zorgen alleen voor technische ondersteuning. De eindverantwoordelijkheid voor de medische aspecten ligt bij de huisarts en de anesthesioloog in samenspraak met elkaar. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Na het succesvol plaatsen van de katheter kan de anti-stolling worden hervat. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt of de insteekopening van de katheter tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een intrathecaal neurolyse Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er te veel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn gelokaliseerd is rondom de anus of de uitwendige geslachtsdelen, bestaat de mogelijkheid om de pijn te bestrijden door middel van intrathecaal neurolyse. Intrathecaal neurolyse De naam neurolyse duidt op een zenuwbehandeling, waarbij een sterk etsende stof (fenol) bewust wordt ingespoten om een zenuw te beschadigen. Hierdoor wordt in veel gevallen de pijngeleiding onderbroken. De behandeling kan alleen onder bepaalde omstandigheden plaatsvinden. De betreffende zenuwen zijn namelijk betrokken bij de functie van de blaas en de anus. De behandeling kan hierdoor leiden tot functiestoornissen van deze twee organen. Daarom wordt de behandeling alleen toegepast bij patinten, die al een stoma (kunstmatige uitgang van de darm) hebben, en bij patinten die al een blaasstoornis hebben, waarvoor het noodzakelijk is dat ze een permanente blaaskatheter of een urinestoma (kunstmatige uitgang voor de afvoer van urine) hebben. De behandeling wordt alleen toegepast bij patinten met kanker die een beperkte levensverwachting hebben. Hoewel exacte levensverwachtingen niet precies te voorspellen zijn, wordt als algemene richtlijn 6 maanden aangehouden. De behandeling vindt plaats d.m.v. een prik laag in de rug tussen de onderste lendenwervels en duurt slechts enkele minuten. De behandeling moet in zittende houding worden uitgevoerd. Dit kan bij patinten met pijn in dit gebied nogal eens moeilijkheden opleveren. Bij de behandeling wordt een zeer kleine hoeveelheid vloeistof ingespoten, welke afzakt naar de onderste zenuwen. Daarom is het van belang dat de patint na de behandeling nog 2 uur rechtop of half zittend blijft. Dit is meestal geen probleem omdat de pijn meestal onmiddellijk minder wordt. Complicaties Het kan wel eens voorkomen dat er een lichte verzwakking van de spierkracht van de benen optreedt. Dit leidt doorgaans niet tot loopstoornissen. Over het algemeen herstelt de spierkracht zich grotendeels in de eerste weken na de behandeling. In zeldzame gevallen kan een hersenvlies ontsteking optreden. Deze gaat gepaard met hoofdpijn en koorts. Verder kunt U de eerste dagen hoofdpijn krijgen door lekkage van hersenvocht. Deze hoofdpijn neemt toe met rechtop zitten. De hoofdpijn is vaak mild en verdwijnt vanzelf behoeft daarom meestal geen speciale behandeling. Resultaat Het effect van de behandeling houdt doorgaans enkele maanden aan. De behandeling kan zonodig herhaald worden. Ook hier geldt dat weer dezelfde voorzorgsmaatregelen moeten worden genomen. In veel gevallen zal het mogelijk zijn om pijnmedicatie, die tevoren werd gebruikt, te verminderen of te staken. In geval van gebruik van morfine-achtige stoffen moet men bedacht zijn op de mogelijkheid van ontwenningsverschijnselen. Hiervoor is soms begeleiding nodig. Bij patinten met zenuwpijn moet worden opgemerkt dat de behandeling soms beduidend minder effectief is, zodat, ondanks een volledig gevoelloos gebied rondom de anus, de pijn toch blijft bestaan. Hiervoor zijn andere behandelingen noodzakelijk. Let op! Indien U antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient U hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een plexus coeliacus blokkade. Inleiding Deze behandeling kan worden toegepast bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker van de bovenbuikorganen, zoals de alvleesklier, de maag en de lever. Het betreft een blokkade van een zenuwnetwerk in de bovenbuik. Dit zenuwnetwerk wordt in medische termen ?plexus coeliacus? genoemd. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. U moet rekenen op een opname van 1 tot 3 dagen. Plexus coeliacus blokkade De behandeling kan in principe onder plaatselijke verdoving, onder een epidurale verdoving ("ruggenprik") of onder een lichte algehele narcose plaatsvinden De keuze kan in overleg met de anesthesioloogesist gemaakt worden. De behandeling duurt ongeveer een halfuur. Tijdens de behandeling ligt u op uw buik. Onder rntgendoorlichting worden 2 naalden via de rug ingebracht. Er wordt een contrastvloeistof ingespoten om de positie van de 2 naalden te controleren. Vervolgens wordt de behandelvloeistof rondom het zenuwnetwerk gespoten. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd, toch bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een complicatie die zeer zelden voorkomt is een dwarslaesie (gedeeltelijke verlamming van beide benen). De kans daarop is uitermate gering. Het tijdelijk optreden van diarree is een vaak voorkomende bijwerking van deze behandeling. U kunt de eerste weken na de behandeling bij plotseling rechtop komen, even duizelig zijn. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Het resultaat van de blokkade is pas 1 of 2 dagen na de behandeling duidelijk. Bij de meerderheid van de patinten treedt na de blokkade een goede pijnvermindering op. Het effect van de behandeling houdt gemiddeld enkele maanden aan en kan zonodig herhaald worden. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 2 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een chordotomie Inleiding Bij ernstige pijnklachten ten gevolge van kanker werken pijnstillers soms onvoldoende, of treden er teveel bijwerkingen op. Indien de pijn zich met name in n lichaamshelft bevindt, bestaat de mogelijkheid om deze pijn te bestrijden door middel van een blokkade in het ruggenmerg. Dit noemt men in medische termen een "chordotomie". De opname duurt enkele dagen. Chordotomie Bij deze behandeling wordt de pijnbaan in het ruggenmerg opgezocht met een speciale naald. De baan wordt vervolgens onderbroken door middel van warmte (door radiofrequente stroom). De behandeling vindt in de nek plaats vlak onder het oor. Hier wordt de huid plaatselijk verdoofd. De behandeling vindt plaats aan de tegenover liggende lichaamshelft dan waar de pijn zich bevindt. De reden hiervoor is dat de pijnbaan gekruist verloopt. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude verloopt via dezelfde baan. Het gevoel voor warmte en koude zal dan ook na de behandeling aan de betreffende lichaamshelft (waar oorspronkelijk de pijn zat) zijn verdwenen. Complicaties Hoewel de behandeling zorgvuldig wordt uitgevoerd; is er een geringe kans op het optreden van complicaties. Een stoornis in de blaasfunctie kan in sommige gevallen optreden, zodat een blaaskatheter noodzakelijk wordt. In zeldzame gevallen kan een krachtverlies optreden aan de kant van de blokkade. In de meeste gevallen herstelt zich dit weer. Deze stoornissen treden op door een tijdelijke vochtophoping rond de behandelde plaats in het ruggenmerg, u krijgt enkele dagen een tablet (oradexon) voorgeschreven, om genezing daarvan te bespoedigen. Na ongeveer 6 maanden is er een geringe kans op het optreden van een branderige pijn of onaangenaam gevoel in het oorspronkelijke pijngebied. Verder kunt U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot jeuk, huiduitslag of kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat De kans op succes van deze behandeling is vrij groot. Enkele uren na de behandeling is het effect van de behandeling merkbaar. Let op! 1.Na de behandeling is ook het warmte/koude gevoel aan de kant van de oorspronkelijke pijn verdwenen. U dient na de behandeling dus voorzichtig te zijn met het hanteren van hete of koude voorwerpen. 2. Loop, zowel binnen- als buitenshuis, op deugdelijk schoeisel. U kunt namelijk met uw voet ergens intrappen zonder dat u pijn gewaar wordt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Als u na het lezen van deze folder nog vragen heeft, kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten en familieleden van patinten met een Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS, Sympathische Reflex Dystrofie, Post-traumatische Dystrofie) en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en het behandelprogramma. Inleiding Complex Regionaal Pijnsyndroom (CRPS) is een ernstig en slecht begrepen ziektebeeld; het treedt meestal op in een arm of been na een verwonding of een operatie. Waardoor dit ziektebeeld ontstaat is (nog) niet geheel duidelijk. Mede hierdoor is dit pijnsyndroom bekend onder vele namen. Vroege herkenning ervan is erg belangrijk, omdat men door snel met de behandeling te beginnen in veel gevallen kan voorkomen dat het ziektebeeld ernstiger wordt. Symptomen van CRPS Men kan de diagnose CRPS stellen indien vier van de volgende symptomen aanwezig zijn: 1.De ernst of het karakter van de pijn past niet in het patroon van het letsel of de operatie. 2.Abnormale pijn bij aanraken. 3.Abnormale kleur, meestal een roodblauwe verkleuring. 4.Abnormale temperatuur, meestal een warmere, soms een koudere aangedane extremiteit. 5.Zwelling (oedeem). 6.Toename van pijn tijdens of na beweging. Oorzaken van CRPS In talrijke internationale publicaties over CRPS wordt melding gemaakt van een relatie met het sympathische (onwillekeurige of vegetatieve) zenuwstelsel, hoewel de aard van deze relatie nog niet geheel duidelijk is. In feite ontstaat er bij een CRPS een stoornis in het regelmechanisme, dat zorgt voor het op gang komen van het genezingsproces na een verwonding, hetgeen leidt tot een dystrofie van de aangedane weefsels. "Dys" betekent "slecht" en "trofie" betekent "voedingstoestand". In diverse wetenschappelijke studies met proefdiermodellen, waarbij een CRPS kan worden nagebootst, is aangetoond dat er abnormale verbindingen ontstaan tussen verschillende soorten zenuwen. Deze hebben normaal geen of nauwelijks verbindingen met elkaar. Het betreft verbindingen tussen gevoelszenuwen, pijnzenuwvezels, spieraansturende vezels en zenuwvezels behorend tot het sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwstelsel. Dit kan grotendeels verklaren waarom bij CRPS stoornissen optreden in het gevoel en de spierkracht. Er kan soms abnormale pijn ontstaan al bij de geringste aanraking. Er kunnen ook regelstoornissen ontstaan in het sympathische zenuwstelsel. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot een stoornis in het regeling van de kleine bloedvaten van alle weefsels,(dus van de huid, spieren, botten, gewrichten, zenuwen en bloedvaten). Dit verklaart de kleurverandering, de abnormale temperatuur, het abnormaal zweten en de abnormale haar- en nagelgroei, de zwelling en pijn; en uiteindelijk in de dystrofie (gestoorde voedingstoestand van de weefsels). Een andere theorie (Sudeck 1900) geeft aan, dat er bij CRPS sprake zou zijn van een abnormale (steriele) ontstekingsreactie, omdat de optredende symptomen bij een ontsteking (zwelling, roodheid, warmte, pijn) meestal ook bij een CRPS voorkomen. Bij deze ontstekingsreactie treden stoornissen op in de zuurstofvoorziening aan de weefsels en komen schadelijke stoffen (vrije zuurstofradicalen) vrij, die de genezing tegenwerken en ervoor verantwoordelijk zijn, dat de zieke arm of het zieke been niet normaal belast kan worden. Als men de zieke ledemaat, ondanks de toenemende pijn toch normaal belast, ontstaat er een zuurstofschuld in de weefsels, die de regelmechanisme van de genezing verder tegenwerkt. In de literatuur worden een aantal factoren genoemd, die de kans op het krijgen van een CRPS verhogen. Allereerst dient genoemd te worden, dat een nog aanwezige "irritatie" in de weefsels van de aangedane extremiteit, zoals bijvoorbeeld een niet genezende fractuur, een botsplinter, een infectie, een zenuwknobbeltje, ingebrachte lichaamsvreemde materialen, uitgebreide weke delen letsels of een beschadigde zenuw, dusdanige schadelijke prikkels naar het zenuwstelsel stuurt, dat het regelmechanisme voor de genezing wordt verstoord en een CRPS kan ontstaan. Ook kan het tevoren al bestaan van pijn in de wervelkolom van de nek of de lage rug (bijvoorbeeld door slijtage), interne ziekten , met name waarbij sprake is van een abnormale regulatie van de bloeddoorstroming zoals suikerziekte, ziekte van Raynaud, maar ook bepaalde vormen van kanker en roken mogelijk het ontstaan van een CRPS uitlokken. CRPS komt bij vrouwen drie keer zo vaak voor als bij mannen. Het stellen van de diagnose De diagnose CRPS kan in de eerste plaats gesteld worden op grond van de klachten en het lichamelijk onderzoek; aanvullend onderzoek dient verricht te worden bij verdenking op het bestaan van onderliggende "irritaties" in de aangedane weefsels of onderliggende ziekten. Dit onderzoek naar een onderliggende oorzaak voor een CRPS dient uitputtend en zonodig bij herhaling te geschieden. Aanvullende diagnostiek met negatief resultaat doet niets af aan de gestelde diagnose, en betekent dus niet dat men geen dystrofie zou hebben. Verder kan aanvullend onderzoek zoals rntgenonderzoek of een botscan de diagnose bevestigen en kan het beloop van een CRPS daaruit mede beoordeeld worden.] De behandeling Helaas is het nog onduidelijk welke van de mogelijke behandelingen de voorkeur geniet. In het algemeen dient bij het vermoeden op een CRPS de patint zo snel mogelijk behandeld te worden, omdat dan meestal voorkomen kan worden, dat de CRPS zich volledig ontwikkelt en ernstige complicaties optreden. Tevens dient het aantonen of uitsluiten van een onderliggende ziekte of "irritatie" zo snel en zorgvuldig mogelijk plaats te vinden. De behandeling is erop gericht de vicieuze pijncirkel te onderbreken en de functie van de extremiteit te behouden, en zo mogelijk de onderliggende ziekte of "irritaties" te behandelen. Veelal zal het nodig blijken, dat meerdere samenwerkende specialisten bij de behandeling worden betrokken; tevens speelt de paramedische afdeling (fysio- en ergotherapie) een belangrijke rol. In principe berust de behandeling op drie hoofdlijnen: 1.Sympathicus blokkades 2.Geneesmiddelen 3.Fysio- en ergotherapie 1. Sympathicus blokkades Tijdelijke of een meer blijvende blokkade van de sympathische (onwillekeurige) zenuwen, die horen bij de aangedane extremiteit door middel van inspuiten van lokale verdoving of behandeling van deze zenuwen met warmte. In de regel wordt met behulp van het rntgentoestel een dun naaldje of elektrode bij de betreffende zenuw gebracht en vindt met behulp van het toedienen van kleine stroompjes door het puntje van de naald een nog nauwkeuriger positionering plaats. Vervolgens wordt een kleine hoeveelheid lokale verdovingsvloeistof door het naaldje gespoten en kan binnen een halve minuut duidelijk worden of de (gedeeltelijke) blokkade van sympathische zenuwvezels tot een klachtenvermindering leidt. Men kan deze behandeling meerdere malen herhalen, of kiezen voor een langduriger effect van deze blokkade door de punt van de naald van enkele millimeters te verwarmen door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, zodat er een tijdelijke gedeeltelijke onderbreking van deze zenuw optreedt, die zich binnen enkele weken tot maanden weer kan herstellen. Bij een CRPS van de arm bevindt de belangrijkste zenuwknoop van de sympathicus zich in de nek, net voor de zevende nekwervel. Voor een CRPS van het been bevindt de te behandelen sympathische zenuwknoop zich aan de voorkant van de onderste lendenwervels. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folders (RF ganglion stellatum blok en RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade). Een andere methode om de sympathische zenuwen van een arm of been te behandelen is het zogenaamde RIS (regionaal intraveneus sympathicus) blok. Nadat met een bloeddrukmanchet de bloedtoevoer naar arm of been tijdelijk (15 20 minuten) wordt afgesloten, spuit men door een ingebracht infuusnaaldje een verdovingsvloeistof samen met Ismeline, een ganglionblokkerende stof (een stof die de overdrachtstof in de zenuw blokkeert). Door de verdoving doet deze behandeling nauwelijks pijn, hoewel de bloeddrukmanchet wel even strak aan kan voelen; het geneesmiddel zorgt voor een farmacologische (medicamenteuze) sympathicus blokkade van enkele dagen. In het algemeen moet deze procedure minstens vier maal herhaald worden en kan het gunstige effect van de blokkade steeds langer worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. 2. Geneesmiddelen Volgens de theorie van de steriele ontsteking komen bij een CRPS een overmaat aan afvalproducten van het zuurstofmetabolisme, zogenaamde vrije radicalen in de weefsels vrij; deze vrije radicalen kunnen worden tegengewerkt door het aanbrengen van dimethylsulfoxide (DMSO) crme op de huid, en acetylcysteine (Fluimucil) en het toedienen van mannitol infusen. De eerst genoemde middelen kunnen meteen na het stellen van de diagnose worden voorgeschreven. Mannitol wordt toegediend als infuus gedurende 7 tot 14 dagen. Dit kan zowel tijdens een ziekenhuisopname als in de thuissituatie. Hierbij wordt de mannitol toegediend door middel van een draagbare pomp. Ook kan met geneesmiddelen, die op de regeling van de bloedvaten inwerken zoals ketanserine, calciumantagonisten (Isoptin, Adalat) en alfa- blokkers soms een gunstig effect bereikt worden. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de bijsluiters. 3. Fysio- en ergotherapie. U kunt door de pijnspecialist naar de afdeling fysiotherapie worden verwezen. Uw eerste behandeling zal bestaan uit een kennismakingsgesprek met de fysiotherapeut waarbij u uw problemen kenbaar maakt. De fysiotherapeut zal vooral kijken naar de pijn en de bewegingsproblemen in de verschillende gewrichten. Eventueel kan een ergotherapeut worden ingeschakeld die vooral kijkt hoe u met uw problemen omgaat bij dagelijkse activiteiten. De eerste behandelingen zullen vooral bestaan uit observaties en vastleggen van uw mogelijkheden en beperkingen. Ook zal er gesproken worden over uw verwachtingen ten aanzien van herstel en hersteltijd. Uit deze informatie zal in overleg met u een behandelplan worden opgesteld. Afhankelijk van de ernst van uw klachten zal er (zeker in de beginfase) vaak noodzaak bestaan voor belastingbeperkende maatregelen. Dit kan inhouden het dragen van een rustspalk bij dystrofie van de hand, of het gebruik van loopkrukken bij dystrofie van de onderste extremiteit. Het nemen van voldoende rust en het verdelen van activiteiten en oefeningen over de gehele dag blijft een punt, dat de hele revalidatie terugkomt. Wanneer de dystrofie rustiger wordt en de pijnklachten afnemen, kan de belasting geleidelijk worden opgevoerd. Bij de fysiotherapie verschuift het accent naar oefeningen gericht op verbetering van beweeglijkheid en spierkracht. Bij de ergotherapie zal u begeleid worden wat betreft het steeds meer gaan gebruiken van de aangedane extremiteit (b.v. met betrekking tot algemene activiteiten, huishoudelijke activiteiten, hobby’s, vervoer, eventuele werkhervatting etc.). Er wordt gestreefd naar een zo goed mogelijk herstel. 100% herstel is hierbij niet altijd realiseerbaar. In ieder geval zal de behandeling erop gericht worden dat u met de eventuele restklachten zo goed mogelijk zult kunnen blijven functioneren. Om dit laatste te kunnen bereiken zal in voorkomende gevallen de hulp van de revalidatiearts en andere revalidatie ondersteunende disciplines worden ingeroepen. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft dan kunt u deze altijd met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Ganglion Stellatum blokkade Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een proefblok van het ganglion stellatum Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast bij zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling soms toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. Stellatum blokkade De proefblok van het ganglion stellatum (= stervormig zenuwknoopje) is een behandeling waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel voor de zevende nekwervel in de hals wordt verdoofd. Bij de behandeling wordt een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. De positie van de naald wordt met rntgencontrast bevestigd. Vervolgens wordt de verdoving ingespoten. De hele behandeling duurt slechts tien minuten. Bij een proefblok is het gebruikelijk dat het effect van de behandeling na enkele uren is uitgewerkt. Hiermee kan men nagaan of het zin heeft om deze zenuwknooppunt langdurig uit te schakelen. Complicaties Als zeer zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies worden geraakt, waardoor een klaplong (pneumothorax) kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk, huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog wat wazig zien of kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u even een hese stem hebben. Dit is van tijdelijke aard. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan duren. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het effect kan meestal meteen beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat het effect pas na enkele dagen bemerkt wordt. In de meeste gevallen is dan een RF behandeling noodzakelijk van het ganglion stellatum. Hierbij wordt door middel van warmte (opgewekt door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) deze zenuwknoop langdurig uitgeschakeld. Voor meer informatie wordt verwezen naar de desbetreffende folder. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus blok Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus (RIS) blok. Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatie stoornissen van arm of been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als sympathische reflexdystrofie of posttraumatische dystrofie) en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. Meestal moet deze behandeling enkele keren worden herhaald. Regionaal Intraveneus Sympathicus(RIS) blok Een regionale intraveneuze sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling van een arm of been, waarbij met behulp van een vaatverwijdend medicijn (Ismeline), dat in de bloedbaan wordt gespoten, een gedeeltelijke blokkade van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt verkregen. Bij de RIS blokkade wordt eerst een infuusnaald ingebracht in de arm of het been, dat behandeld gaat worden. De arm of het been wordt "bloedleeg" gemaakt door leegstrijken met een strakke band waarna een manchet om de arm of het been wordt opgepompt. Vervolgens wordt het medicijn via de infuusnaald ingespoten. Omdat de werking van het medicijn pijnlijk kan zijn wordt het gemengd met een verdovingsvloeistof. Na 15 tot 20 minuten wordt de bloedleegte band weer losgelaten Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm of been. In veel gevallen treedt hierbij pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicaties van deze behandeling kunnen na losmaken van de band tijdelijk bloeddruk schommelingen optreden. Deze zijn meestal van korte duur maar kunnen soms enkele uren aanwezig zijn. De tekenen hiervan zijn duizeligheid en misselijkheid. Ook kan men wat gezwollen slijmvliezen hebben gedurende enkele uren, met als gevolg verstopte neus en rode ogen. Deze klachten gaan vanzelf over. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na herhaalde behandelingen kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal herhaling of een aanvullende therapie nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling over alle medicijnen die u gebruikt. 3.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. Vragen? Eventuele vragen kunt u met uw behandelend arts bespreken. RF blokkades Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 6 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion stellatum blok Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt in een aantal gevallen toegepast wanneer er sprake is van zenuwpijnen in de onderkaak, nek, schouder, borst en arm. Ook wordt deze behandeling toegepast bij een complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (ook wel bekend als posttraumatische dystrofie of sympathische reflex dystrofie) van de arm. RF ganglion stellatum blok RF stellatum is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een naald een zenuwknoopje in de hals wordt behandeld met warmte. Deze warmte wordt opgewekt door zogenaamde radiofrequente (RF) stroom. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een naald via de hals geplaatst bij het zenuwknoopje. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. De positie van de naald wordt bevestigd met rntgencontrastmiddel. Vervolgens wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met een stroompje en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt tot een bepaalde temperatuur verwarmd. Complicatie Als zeldzame complicatie kan het longvlies geraakt worden, waardoor een klaplong kan optreden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicatie. Verder kan U allergische zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Direct na de behandeling kunt u met het oog (aan de kant van de behandelde lichaamszijde) wat wazig zien en kan het ooglid wat afhangen. Ook kunt u tijdelijk een hese stem hebben. Deze verschijnselen worden veroorzaakt door de plaatselijke verdoving en verdwijnen binnen enkele uren. In zeldzame gevallen treedt er een langdurige verlamming van een stemband op; vaak herstelt dit zich na enige tijd. Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. Soms wordt dit ervaren als een brok in de keel. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Behalve een vermindering van de pijn treedt vaak een betere doorbloeding op waardoor de arm aangenaam warm wordt. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet zelfstandig aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij circulatiestoornissen in armen, handen en vingers, bij complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) en bij bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF thoracale sympathicus blokkade Thoracale sympathicus blokkade is een behandeling, waarbij met behulp van een of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom. Bij de thoracale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naald(en) is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte, dat door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom wordt opgewekt en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in arm hand en vingers. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel ontstaan in het huidgebied, dat verzorgd wordt door een zenuwtak, die verloopt onder een rib. Ook is er een kleine kans dat de long wordt aangeprikt waardoor en zogenaamde klaplong (pneumothorax) kan ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze complicaties. Verder kan U allergisch zijn voor rntgencontrastvloeistof. Dit uit zich als jeuk en huiduitslag en eventueel kortademigheid. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking Na deze behandeling kan napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. Dit is echter altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij kortademigheid dient u de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Inleiding Deze behandeling wordt vooral toegepast bij pijn van de wervelkolom en/of het been, complex regionaal pijnsyndroom (sympathische reflex dystrofie) van een been, circulatiestoornissen van het been en bepaalde zenuwpijnen. RF lumbale sympathicus blokkade Lumbale sympathicus blokkade is een vorm van behandeling, waarbij met behulp van n of meerdere naalden een zenuwbaan van het onwillekeurige (sympathische) zenuwstelsel wordt geblokkeerd. Deze zenuwbaan verloopt aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom ter hoogte van de lendenwervels. Bij de lumbale sympathicus blokkade worden met plaatselijke verdoving in de rug naald(en) onder rntgendoorlichting ingebracht. Nadat met rntgencontrast en een teststroompje de positie van de naalden is gecontroleerd, volgt verdere verdoving en wordt de eigenlijke blokkade van de zenuwbaan uitgevoerd met warmte (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom) en een chemische vloeistof (fenol), waardoor er een langdurig effect van de behandeling kan optreden. Als gevolg van deze behandeling ontstaat er een verbetering van de doorbloeding in been en voet. In veel gevallen treedt pijnvermindering op. Complicaties Sommige patinten zijn allergische voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, hetgeen betekent dat U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaart. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen Als mogelijke bijwerking van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een zwelling optreden van het been en/of de voet, omdat er meer bloed naar het been gaat dan voor de behandeling. Tevens bestaat er een kans op het optreden van zenuwpijn of een doof gevoel in de lies en het bovenbeen. Deze onaangenaamheden zullen in de loop van enkele weken meestal vanzelf verdwijnen. Daarnaast kan na deze behandeling napijn optreden, die soms enkele weken kan aanhouden. In zeldzame gevallen ontstaat enkele weken een warm pijnlijk gezwollen been; binnen enkele weken verdwijnen deze verschijnselen vanzelf. U kunt eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of via huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op deze bijwerkingen. Resultaat Binnen enkele weken na de behandeling kan het resultaat beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk blijken. Let op! 1. Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2. Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen van deze folder vragen heeft kunt u die met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Racz-procedure Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een Racz-procedure (epiduraal adhesiolysis) Inleiding Epidurale adhesiolysis betekent het losmaken van inwendige littekens in de buurt van de vliezen rond het ruggenmerg. Als uit uw klachtenpatroon en uit aanvullend onderzoek als CT- of MRI-scan of een epidurogram gebleken is, dat een belangrijk deel van uw pijnklachten berust op inwendige littekenvorming rond de ruggenmergvliezen, kan geprobeerd worden deze littekens met medicijnen losser te maken. De behandeling is genoemd naar G.B. Racz die de techniek voor het eerst beschreef. Epidurale Adhesiolysis Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting meestal via het staartbeentje een plastic slangetje ingebracht tot bij het inwendige litteken. Als het litteken met rntgencontrast zichtbaar is gemaakt, wordt door het inspuiten van het enzym hyaluronidase, verdovingsvloeistof en bijnierschorshormoon (langwerkend prednison) geprobeerd het litteken losser te maken. In het algemeen wordt deze behandeling enkele keren herhaald. Deze behandeling duurt ongeveer 20 minuten en vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties Als zeldzame complicatie kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn, die meestal vanzelf verdwijnt. Uiterst zelden kan er een tijdelijk kracht- en/of gevoelsverlies van de benen optreden. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Bijwerkingen In een aantal gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd weer. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter), of in overleg met uw huisarts of specialist om een andere pijnstiller vragen. Als bijwerkingen van de gebruikte medicijnen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden, en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Mensen met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers een aantal dagen hoger zijn dan anders. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. Het is echter goed mogelijk, dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen is het nodig de behandeling te herhalen. Soms is een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend specialist. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor een RF facetdenervatie. Dit is een behandeling waarbij de pijngeleiding vanuit de steungewrichtjes, die gelegen zijn aan de achterkant van de wervelkolom, benvloed wordt. In veel gevallen treedt hierdoor een pijnvermindering op. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas of lage rug. RF facetdenervatie Bij de RF facetdenervatie wordt de huid verdoofd. Onder rntgendoorlichting, worden naalden geplaatst bij de zenuwtakjes van de betreffende steungewrichten. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje de positie van het naaldpuntje gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt het betreffende zenuwtje voor langere tijd uitgeschakeld. Complicatie Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. Deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt(zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF discus behandeling. Inleiding Uit uw klachtenpatroon en aanvullend onderzoek is gebleken, dat n of meerdere tussenwervelschijven (discus) een deel van uw pijn veroorzaken. Daarom komt U in aanmerking voor een RF-discus behandeling. De behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek of lage rug. RF discusbehandeling Een RF discusbehandeling is een warmtebehandeling van de tussenwervelschijf. Bij deze behandeling wordt de huid verdoofd en wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst in de tussenwervelschijf. Vervolgens wordt de tussenwervelschijf met warmte behandeld (door radiofrequente (RF) stroom). Hierdoor wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een zeer geringe kans op complicaties. Er kan een krachtsvermindering of een gevoelsvermindering in het huidgebied van de in de buurt lopende zenuwwortel optreden. Tevens kan er een infectie van de tussenwervelschijf ontstaan. Om dit te voorkomen wordt aan het einde van de behandeling een antibioticum in de tussenwervelschijf gespoten. Bij een eventuele ontsteking van de tussenwervelschijf krijgt u koorts en pijn. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op. De napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Eventueel kunt u aan uw huisarts of behandelend pijnarts een andere pijnstiller vragen. Resultaat Pas na enkele weken is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u vier dagen voor de behandeling hiermee te stoppen. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. 5. Bij koorts en pijn dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien u nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ramus communicans denervatie Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF ramus communicans denervatie RF ramus communicans denervatie is een behandeling waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwtakje wordt behandeld. De ramus communicans is een verbindingstak dat verloopt aan de zijkant van een wervellichaam, dat een deel van de pijn afkomstig van de tussenwervelschijf doorgeeft naar het ruggenmerg. Bij de RF ramus communicans denervatie wordt onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, een speciale naald geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwtakje met behulp van rntgencontrast. Vervolgens wordt door een klein teststroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd. Na verdere verdoving wordt de naaldpunt verwarmd door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom, waardoor het zenuwtje voor langere tijd wordt uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit de tussenwervelschijf aan de voorzijde van de wervelkolom benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Soms is het nodig dit zenuwtakje op meerdere wervelniveaus te behandelen. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er tijdelijk een warmer been ontstaan aan de behandelde zijde. Ook kan er, veelal tijdelijk, een lichte kracht- en/of gevoelsvermindering van het been ontstaan. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicaties. Als U allergisch bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Bijwerkingen In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion dorsale of rhizotomie. Inleiding Indien u klachten heeft, die te maken hebben met de wervelkolom en een uitstraling bestaat naar hoofd, arm, romp of been, dan kunt u in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. Dit is vast te stellen door middel van het lichamelijk onderzoek en/of proefblokkades. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie Rhizotomie is afgeleid van het Griekse ?rhizos? dat wortel betekent, terwijl ?ganglion dorsale?, achterste zenuwknoop betekent. RF ganglion dorsale of Rhizotomie is een behandeling, waarbij met een speciale naald een zenuwwortel wordt behandeld. Na locale verdoving van de huid wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwwortel. De naaldpositie wordt gecontroleerd met kleine teststroompjes, vervolgens wordt verder verdoofd en wordt de zenuwwortel verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom) tot een vooraf bepaalde temperatuur. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding in de zenuwwortel benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een gevoelsvermindering optreden in het huidgebied van de behandelde zenuwwortel, en uiterst zelden een krachtsvermindering. In het algemeen herstellen deze stoornissen zich binnen enkele maanden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele (6 tot 8)weken aanhouden, maar is vrijwel altijd van tijdelijke aard. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter) of via huisarts of behandelend specialist vragen om een andere pijnstiller. Als U allergische bent voor rntgencontrastvloeistof, dan kunt U jeuk, huiduitslag en kortademigheid ervaren. In zeldzame gevallen kan dit leiden tot een ernstige bloeddrukdaling. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect bemerkt op de pijnklachten. In een aantal gevallen zal een verdere behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of aceocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U bekend bent met een allergie voor rntgencontrastvloeistof dient U dient U dit bekend te maken. Vragen? Indien u vragen heeft kunt u die altijd met uw behandelend anesthesioloog bespreken. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 7 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die in aanmerking komen voor een RF denervatie SI-gewricht. Inleiding Deze behandeling vindt plaats ter hoogte van de bil/ het heiligbeen. Indien u klachten heeft uitgaande van de wervelkolom, dan kunt u in bepaalde gevallen in aanmerking komen voor deze behandeling. RF denervatie SI-gewricht RF denervatie SI-gewricht (het sacroiliacaal gewricht is het gewricht tussen heiligbeen en bekken) is een behandeling waarbij met naalden de zenuwtakjes naar dit gewricht worden behandeld. De naam denervatie betekent letterlijk ?ontzenuwen? hoewel in werkelijkheid de zenuwen alleen beschadigd worden. Bij de RF denervatie SI-gewricht worden onder rntgendoorlichting, nadat de huid verdoofd is, naalden geplaatst bij de betreffende zenuwtjes. Vervolgens wordt met een klein stroompje door het naaldpuntje te sturen de positie nogmaals gecontroleerd en wordt na verdere verdoving de naaldpunt verwarmd (door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom), waardoor de zenuw voor langere tijd worden uitgeschakeld. Door middel van deze behandeling wordt de pijngeleiding vanuit het SI-gewricht benvloed, waardoor in veel gevallen een pijnvermindering optreedt. Complicaties Als mogelijke complicatie van deze behandeling kan er een tijdelijke gevoelsvermindering optreden in de huid in de buurt van de behandelde steungewrichten. Dit komt omdat er een vanuit de behandelde zenuw een takje naar de huid loopt. In de loop van enkele weken zal het gevoel vanzelf langzaam terugkeren. Bijwerking In veel gevallen treedt na de behandeling napijn op; deze napijn kan enkele weken aanhouden, maar verdwijnt vrijwel altijd. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen(bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Zonodig kan in overleg met uw behandelend arts of huisarts een andere pijnstiller worden voorgeschreven. Resultaat Pas na 2 tot 3 maanden is het zinvol om het resultaat van de behandeling te beoordelen. Het is echter goed mogelijk dat u al eerder een gunstig effect op de pijnklachten bemerkt. In een aantal gevallen zal een aanvullende behandeling nodig zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons a.u.b. voor de behandeling bij een (mogelijke) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3. Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 8 juni 1998 Gordelroos Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten, die behandeld worden voor gordelroos door middel van een epidurale corticosteroid injectie Inleiding Gordelroos of herpes zoster is een virusinfectie en wordt veroorzaakt door het waterpokkenvirus. De meeste mensen hebben het virus sinds hun jeugd bij de waterpokken opgelopen; het blijft inactief totdat de weerstand van het lichaam om een of andere reden afneemt en het virus opnieuw actief wordt. Het virus heeft dan de vervelende eigenschap zich in een zenuw te nestelen, waardoor een zenuwontsteking optreedt; in het huidgebied waar de zenuw bij hoort ontstaat een uitslag met roodheid, vaak hevige pijn, blaasjes en jeuk. De behandeling is erop gericht de bij de ontsteking optredende zwelling in de zenuw te verminderen, om de acute pijn te bestrijden, maar vooral ook om te voorkomen dat er een blijvende zenuwbeschadiging ontstaat, die anders jarenlang klachten kan blijven veroorzaken. Doorgaans krijgt slechts 5% van de gordelroos deze napijn. Vooral ouderen ( 60 jaar) en mensen met kanker hebben een verhoogde kans op napijn. In de praktijk worden naast deze risicogroepen ook gordelroos patinten met hevige pijn behandeld door middel van een epidurale corticosterod injectie. De behandeling De behandeling heeft alleen zin als het kan plaatsvinden binnen vijf weken vanaf het begin van de klachten. Het is noodzakelijk dat de behandeling plaatsvindt vlakbij de pijnlijke zenuw in de buurt van het ruggenmerg door middel van een epidurale injectie. Na plaatselijke verdoving van de huid wordt een naaldje via de rug ingebracht tot in de ruimte rondom het ruggenmerg en vindt injectie plaats van een locale verdoving en een ontstekingsremmend middel (corticosteroden: Depomedrol of Kenakort). Deze behandeling kan plaatsvinden ter hoogte van de nek, borstkas, lage rug of het stuitje. De behandeling duurt doorgaans slechts tien minuten. Complicaties Bij de behandeling kan het ruggenmergvlies worden aangeprikt. Dit kan aanleiding geven tot hoofdpijn klachten, die meestal vanzelf over gaan. In zeldzame gevallen kan een infectie optreden dat aanleiding kan geven tot een hersenvliesonsteking ofwel een etterophoping in de rug. Deze laatste zal vaak door middel van een operatie ontlast moeten worden. De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; desalniettemin bestaat er een geringe kans op het optreden van deze complicatie. Bijwerkingen Als bijwerkingen kunnen bij de vrouw opvliegers optreden en kan de menstruatie korte tijd verstoord worden. Patinten met suikerziekte die insuline gebruiken merken soms dat hun bloedsuikers gedurende enkele dagen verhoogd zijn. Er kan enige napijn optreden ten gevolge van deze injectie, die enkele dagen kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor eventueel een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Het resultaat is na enkele dagen te beoordelen; in een aantal gevallen zal een herhaling of een aanvullende behandeling noodzakelijk zijn. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet meer actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 4. Indien U onbegrepen koorts krijgt al of niet met hoofdpijn of de insteekplaats tekenen vertoont van ontsteking zoals roodheid, pijn of vochtafscheiding, dient U de behandelend arts of diens waarnemer te waarschuwen. Vragen? Indien U na het lezen nog vragen heeft kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken. Trigeminus Neuralgie Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten met een trigeminus neuralgie (TN), en geeft informatie over het ziektebeeld en de behandeling, met name over de RF behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens Sweet. Wat is een Trigeminus Neuralgie? Trigeminus Neuralgie is een bepaalde vorm van aangezichtspijn, waarbij de patint heftig pijnlijke schietende elektrische sensaties ervaart in het verzorgingsgebied van de aangezichtszenuw (= nervus trigeminus). De pijn kan optreden in de eerste tak (voorhoofd en oog), maar meestal in de tweede (bovenkaak en neus) en in de derde tak (onderkaak). Typisch voor een TN is, dat de pijn optreedt na een prikkel, die normaal niet pijnlijk is, zoals aanraken van de huid, eten, praten, tanden poetsen of een koude wind; de pijn is dus op te wekken. Het is mogelijk, dat de pijn maanden of zelfs jaren spontaan verdwijnt, en dan plotseling weer terugkomt. Doorgaans wordt er geen oorzaak gevonden voor TN. Slechts in zeldzame gevallen vindt de neuroloog bij nader onderzoek een oorzaak voor de TN. Er kan dan sprake zijn van een hersentumor of van een abnormaal verlopend bloedvat of een streng, die tegen de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ook wel bekend als het ganglion Gasseri) in de hersenen drukt. Behandelingsmogelijkheden Als de diagnose Trigeminus Neuralgie is gesteld, dan worden meestal eerst medicijnen voorgeschreven. Het bekendste daarvan is carbamazepine (Tegretol), dat ook bij epilepsie wordt gegeven, en de eigenschap heeft dempend te werken op de activiteit van zenuwcellen. Het dempt echter niet alleen de te grote prikkelbaarheid van de zenuwcellen in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw, maar werkt op alle zenuwen, zodat het vaak bijwerkingen geeft als sufheid, duizeligheid of futloosheid, terwijl er soms leverfunctiestoornissen kunnen optreden. Vroeger werd dan de aangezichtszenuw operatief (gedeeltelijk) doorgesneden. Het grote nadeel van deze methode is, dat het gezicht dan doof (vergelijkbaar met de verdoving bij de tandarts) aanvoelt, maar vooral dat na enige tijd een nieuwe onbehandelbare pijn kan ontstaan, die vaak nog erger is dan de oorspronkelijke pijn. Sinds enige tijd is een neurochirurgische operatie volgens Janetta mogelijk, waarbij de aangezichtszenuw in de hersenen wordt vrijgelegd. Bij deze operatie is het functieverlies van de zenuw geringer, het betreft echter een hersenoperatie, die een langdurige ziekenhuisopname vereist. De radiofrequente (RF) stroom behandeling van het ganglion Gasseri volgens de methode van Sweet. In 1965 beschreef Sweet een relatief simpele behandelingsmethode, waarbij met behulp van rntgendoorlichting een speciale elektrode via de wang naar de kern van de aangezichtszenuw (ganglion Gasseri) ingebracht wordt, om aansluitend de zenuw met warmte te behandelen. Omdat het inbrengen van de elektrode pijnlijk kan zijn, vindt deze behandeling onder lichte algehele narcose plaats. U zult tijdens de behandeling aangesloten worden aan apparatuur om hart en bloedsomloop te controleren zoals gebruikelijk bij iedere narcose. Begin van de behandeling Als de elektrode op de juiste plaats ingebracht lijkt, laten we u even wakker worden om de controleren of de punt van de elektrode goed ligt. U kunt dan aangeven of het stroompje dat we even door de elektrodepunt laten lopen, te voelen is in het gebied waar de pijn altijd zit. Als u dat heeft aangegeven laten we u weer een minuut slapen en wordt de elektrodepunt een minuut verwarmd, zodat er een wondje ontstaat in de kern van de aangezichtszenuw waar de kortsluiting zit, die de pijn veroorzaakt. Daarna wordt met een scherp naaldje getest, of het gevoel in het gebied van de aangezichtszenuw, waar de pijn zit, iets minder scherp aanvoelt, en is de behandeling beindigd. Na de behandeling moet u nog ongeveer een uur bewaakt worden en mag u daarna naar huis, u mag echter niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. Na de behandeling U kunt na de behandeling een doof gevoel in het deel van het gezicht hebben, waar voordien de pijn gelokaliseerd was. Het is namelijk niet altijd mogelijk het gevoel volledig intact te laten, omdat er een geringe beschadiging in het ganglion Gasseri moet worden aangebracht, om de pijn weg te krijgen. Het gaat echter niet om een volledig doof gevoel. In de meeste gevallen verdwijnt dit doof gevoel in de daaropvolgende maanden deels of helemaal. Dat betekent niet dat de pijn dan ook weer optreedt; verlammingen of een scheve mond zullen bij deze behandeling niet optreden. Complicaties Het is belangrijk te weten, dat er na de behandeling napijn kan voorkomen, die soms brandend is, terwijl soms de oorspronkelijke trigeminus neuralgie pijnen nog een of twee weken blijven bestaan; als u nog medicijnen gebruikt kunt u die in overleg met uw arts langzaam afbouwen als de napijn verdwenen is. Uiterst zelden worden bij inbrengen van de elektrode via het wangslijmvlies mondbacterin in het hersenvocht gebracht, waardoor er een hersenvliesontsteking kan optreden. Dan krijgt de patint binnen zes uur hoge koorts, hoofdpijn en nekstijfheid, en moet zo spoedig mogelijk begonnen worden met een antibiotica behandeling. Deze complicatie treedt echter nooit later dan zes uur na de behandeling op. Resultaten In het algemeen wordt een goed resultaat bereikt; het kan echter zijn, dat de behandeling te "voorzichtig" uitgevoerd werd, en dat nog een keer iets intensiever behandeld moet worden. Dit kan zonder probleem binnen enkele weken gedaan worden. De pijnklachten kunnen binnen een half tot tien jaar terugkomen, omdat de behandelde zenuw weer aangroeit. De behandeling volgens Sweet kan zonodig bij terugkeren van de pijn op korte termijn herhaald worden. Let op! 1.Op de dag van behandeling nuchter blijven. 2.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is dient dit vier dagen tevoren gestaakt te worden. 3.Na de behandeling mag u niet zelf aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen dat iemand U komt ophalen. 4.Als u na de behandeling binnen zes uur koorts krijgt boven 38.5 graden C, onmiddellijk uw arts raadplegen. Vragen? Heeft u na het lezen nog vragen, dan kunt u deze altijd bespreken met uw behandelend arts. Nederlandse Vereniging voor Anesthesiologie - sectie pijnbestrijding 9 juni 1998 Deze folder is bestemd voor patinten die in aanmerking komen voor een RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Inleiding Indien U lijdt aan bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn komt U in aanmerking voor deze behandeling. RF ganglion sfenopalatinum Bij de RF ganglion sfenopalatinum wordt een speciale naald bij deze zenuwknoop achter in de neus geplaatst via de wang. Door deze zenuwknoop verlopen met name zenuwvezels die vaker te maken kunnen hebben met bepaalde vormen van aangezicht- en hoofdpijn. Bij de behandeling wordt onder rntgendoorlichting een speciale naald via de wang geplaatst bij het betreffende zenuwknoopje achter in de neus. Dit gebeurt onder plaatselijke verdoving. Allereerst wordt de naaldpositie gecontroleerd met kleine stroompjes, die te voelen zijn in neus of gehemelte. Vervolgens vindt verdere verdoving plaats en volgt de eigenlijke behandeling van het zenuwknoopje met warmte die opgewekt wordt door middel van radiofrequente (RF) stroom. De behandeling vindt plaats in dagbehandeling. Complicaties De behandeling wordt zorgvuldig uitgevoerd; toch bestaat er een geringe kans op complicaties. Er bestaat een kleine kans, dat er tijdelijk een doof gevoel ontstaat in het gehemelte aan de behandelde kant. Ook kan er een bloeduitstorting in de wang optreden. Bij ongeveer 3% van de patinten treedt een bloedneus op, omdat in de neus een bloedvaatje geraakt kan worden. Soms is het nodig dat de KNO arts deze bloedneus moet behandelen. Bijwerking Na de behandeling kan napijn optreden, die enkele weken kan aanhouden. U kunt hiervoor een pijnstiller innemen (bv. paracetamol volgens bijsluiter). Resultaat Pas na enkele weken kan het resultaat van de behandeling beoordeeld worden. In een aantal gevallen is verdere behandeling noodzakelijk. Let op! 1.Informeert u ons voor de behandeling bij een (eventuele) zwangerschap. 2.Na de behandeling mag u dezelfde dag niet actief aan het verkeer deelnemen. U dient er zelf voor te zorgen, dat iemand anders u naar huis brengt. 3.Indien u antistollingsmiddelen (bloedverdunners) gebruikt (zoals Sintrom, Marcoumar of acenocoumarol) waarvoor controle bij de trombosedienst noodzakelijk is, dan dient u hier vier dagen voor de behandeling mee te stoppen. Vragen? Indien u na het lezen nog vragen heeft dan kunt u deze met uw behandelend arts bespreken.
01-22-2005, 00:19:18: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 1. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 2. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 1. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 2. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 3. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 4. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 5. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 6. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 7. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 1. the author of a worm released in 1988, 2. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 3. the author of the Pathogen virus, 4. the author of the Melissa virus, and 5. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 1. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 2. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 3. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. I hope that society will recognize the seriousness of computer crime and demand more severe punishment for such criminals. ________________________________________ this document is at http://www.rbs2.com/ccrime.htm My last search for case law on computer crime was in July 1997. 21 June 1999, revised 4 Sep 2002 My essay Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which essay includes links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and related topics, plus a list of good books on computer crime. My discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the nonexistent or lenient punishment of their authors are contained in my separate essay. return to my homepage
01-22-2005, 00:19:46: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 1. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 2. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 1. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 2. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 3. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 4. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 5. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 6. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 7. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 1. the author of a worm released in 1988, 2. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 3. the author of the Pathogen virus, 4. the author of the Melissa virus, and 5. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themsel
01-22-2005, 00:19:52: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 1. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 2. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 1. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 2. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 3. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 4. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 5. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 6. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 7. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.
01-22-2005, 00:19:55: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an or
01-22-2005, 00:19:55: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another
01-22-2005, 00:19:55: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another
01-22-2005, 00:19:56: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail
01-22-2005, 00:20:04: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 1. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 2. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 1. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 2. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 3. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 4. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 5. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 6. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 7. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 1. the author of a worm released in 1988, 2. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 3. the author of the Pathogen virus, 4. the author of the Melissa virus, and 5. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 1. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 2. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 3. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. I hope that society will recognize the seriousness of computer crime and demand more severe punishment for such criminals. ________________________________________ this document is at http://www.rbs2.com/ccrime.htm My last search for case law on computer crime was in July 1997. 21 June 1999, revised 4 Sep 2002 My essay Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which essay includes links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and related topics, plus a list of good books on computer crime. My discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the nonexistent or lenient punishment of their authors are contained in my separate essay. return to my homepage
01-22-2005, 00:20:29: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. 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01-23-2005, 10:40:12: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 1. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 2. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 1. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 2. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 3. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 4. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 5. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 6. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 7. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 1. the author of a worm released in 1988, 2. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 3. the author of the Pathogen virus, 4. the author of the Melissa virus, and 5. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 1. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 2. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 3. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. I hope that society will recognize the seriousness of computer crime and demand more severe punishment for such criminals. ________________________________________ this document is at http://www.rbs2.com/ccrime.htm My last search for case law on computer crime was in July 1997. 21 June 1999, revised 4 Sep 2002 My essay Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which essay includes links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and related topics, plus a list of good books on computer crime. My discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the nonexistent or lenient punishment of their authors are contained in my separate essay. return to my homepage
01-23-2005, 10:49:21: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 1. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 2. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 1. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 2. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 3. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 4. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 5. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 6. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 7. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 1. the author of a worm released in 1988, 2. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 3. the author of the Pathogen virus, 4. the author of the Melissa virus, and 5. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 1. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 2. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 3. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. I hope that society will recognize the seriousness of computer crime and demand more severe punishment for such criminals. ________________________________________ this document is at http://www.rbs2.com/ccrime.htm My last search for case law on computer crime was in July 1997. 21 June 1999, revised 4 Sep 2002 My essay Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which essay includes links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and related topics, plus a list of good books on computer crime. My discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the nonexistent or lenient punishment of their authors are contained in my separate essay. return to my homepage
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01-24-2005, 01:18:35: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 1. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 2. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 1. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 2. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 3. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 4. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 5. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 6. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 7. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 1. the author of a worm released in 1988, 2. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 3. the author of the Pathogen virus, 4. the author of the Melissa virus, and 5. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 1. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 2. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 3. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. 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01-25-2005, 23:21:55: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion ________________________________________ Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: 1. I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin 2. To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: 1. unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. 2. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). 3. harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: 1. E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). 2. Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. ________________________________________ 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: 1. Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. 2. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. 3. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. 4. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: a. by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", b. by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, c. by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: a. Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. b. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. c. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. d. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. e. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). ________________________________________ altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: 1. In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. 2. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. 3. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. ________________________________________ Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: 1. The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. 2. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". 3. The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. 4. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: o "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." o "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" o prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." o "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. ________________________________________ 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: 1. the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. 2. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: 1. a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. 2. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: 1. The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. o There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. o Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. o A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. o Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. o Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. o Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. 2. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. o It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. o Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. o There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. 3. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. 4. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. 5. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. 6. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. 7. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. ________________________________________ 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. ________________________________________ 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: 1. the author of a worm released in 1988, 2. the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, 3. the author of the Pathogen virus, 4. the author of the Melissa virus, and 5. the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. ________________________________________ 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. ________________________________________ Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: 1. Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. 2. I have noticed that many online newspapers: a. devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, b. describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, c. but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, d. and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. 3. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? ________________________________________ Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. 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02-14-2005, 10:42:38: home | about | news | contact | appeals | recruitment | crime prevention | index | search Computer Crime and Internet-Related Crime The international nature of the Internet means that any attempt to deal with Internet-related crime will always be complicated by questions of jurisdiction. Laws vary from country to country and UK police have no power to intervene directly against criminal material on computers in another country or against criminals operating in another country. Efforts to combat problems such as extreme hardcore porn, racist hate crime or malicious attempts to interfere with computer systems depend upon co-operation between law enforcement agencies in different countries and, vitally, upon the voluntary co-operation of the Internet industry. The UK has recently established a National High Tech Crime Unit to deal with technology related crimes that run across conventional police boundaries and require specialist investigation skills. This page outlines avenues that are open in London for dealing with computer crime and internet-related crime. Illegal or offensive material on websites, newsgroups, chatrooms etc Hacking and other computer crimes Offensive e-mails Viruses Illegal or offensive material on websites, newsgroups etc. UK police can only take direct action where material falls within their jurisdiction. In the case of the Metropolitan Police this generally means Greater London, although certain specialist Met units have a national remit. It often happens that offensive websites reported to us turn out to be based in another country. However, if: the people who created the material are in the UK or if the material has been published from or downloaded onto computers in the UK or if it might be evidence of offences committed in the UK or if it might be evidence of crimes committed by UK citizens travelling abroad then it may be a matter for The Met or for another UK force. It has to be stressed that the police can only act against material that breaks the law. There is a great deal of material on the Internet that might cause offence but which is not technically illegal. If you want to report illegal material then you should follow the procedure below. In 1996 major Internet firms in the UK came together with the police to establish the Internet Watch Foundation (IWF) to act as a focus for removing illegal material from the Internet. It provides a hotline service to enable Internet users to report material they believe may be illegal. The IWF assesses the material and then notifies the service provider and the police. Reporting illegal internet material through the IWF The IWF is only able to deal with material that falls into the following three categories: Child Pornography located anywhere in the world Adult material that would breach the Obscene Publications Act, but only if the offending site or service is hosted or registered in the UK. Criminally racist material - but only if it is physically hosted in the UK The procedure is as follows: Contact the IWF at www.iwf.org.uk/hotline If they decide action is needed they will contact... The ISP The Police Please do not contact the police directly - the IWF are qualified to judge the illegality of the material and will report it to us if necessary. Useful external links The Internet Watch Foundation (www.iwf.org.uk) INHOPE - Internet Hotline Providers in Europe - an organisation supported by the EU that co-ordinates the work of ISPs across Europe against child pornography and similar threats. Safer Internet Action Plan - a European Commission site that gives details of all the EUs various plans to make the Internet safer. Also carries world news on related issues. Hacking and other computer crime The Metropolitan Police Service Computer Crime Unit deals with crimes such as hacking and virus writing. They can be contacted by calling the Crime Managment Unit on: 020 7230 1279 or 020 7230 1280. They do not deal with internet auction fraud. If you been the victim of an internet action fraud you should report this to your local police. The Computer Crime Unit is part of the Specialist Crime operational command unit within the Met's Specialist Operations Command. The Computer Crime Unit works together with other specialist units, both within the Metropolitan Police and at a national and international level. Useful external links UNIRAS (Unified Incident Reporting & Alert Scheme): - the UK Government's computer emergency response team, part of the UK's National Infrastructure Security Co-ordination Centre. The National High Tech Crime Unit:- National unit formed in April 2001 comprising personnel from the National Crime Squad, the NCIS, and from HM Customs & Excise. It works in conjunction with computer crime units in UK police forces. Internet Fraud Complaint Centre (IFCC):- The IFCC is an American organisation which is a partnership between the FBI and the US National White Collar Crime Center. Its mission is to address fraud committed over the Internet and it includes a reporting mechanism through which people can alert authorities to a suspected criminal or civil violation. CERT/CC: - The CERT Co-ordination Centre at Carnegie Mellon University is a world centre for co-ordination of efforts to combat viruses, denial of service attacks and other threats to IT systems. It is funded by the US Government. Home computer users are recommended to look at the advice given at http://www.cert.org/tech_tips/home_networks.html Offensive e-mails If you are concerned about "spam" or general unwanted e-mail, do not automatically assume that it is coming from where it seems to come from. There are various ways in which "spammers" can give false addresses. Police can generally only assist in criminal matters and there is little that they can do in relation to general "spam", such as commercial advertising and campaign mailing, especially if it turns out that it originates from another country. Your internet service provider may be able to provide advice on identifying the origin of e-mail and on selectively blocking messages. If someone is exploiting personal information about you in order to send you unwanted e-mail they may be breaching data protection laws. In the UK the authority responsible for overseeing data protection laws is the Information Commissioner. You can find information and advice at the Information Commissioner's website at: http://www.dataprotection.gov.uk If you feel you are in danger as a result of threatening or offensive e-mails, please contact your local police station. If you think you are the victim of a stalker then be careful not to destroy evidence that might be useful to police. Keep copies of e-mails on disk and print out hard copies. Do not delete the original. For more advice see our section on Advice to victims of stalkers Viruses Please do not try to notify us of viruses. There are three main reasons for this: A great many virus alerts are hoaxes - the forwarding of hoaxes in the belief that they are real has become such a problem that it is now sometimes classified as a type of virus in itself! If you e-mail us and you really do have a virus then you may be passing that virus on to us. The IT industry and law enforcement agencies around the world have established systems to alert each other about genuine virus threats. Only if you are an IT systems manager and you believe that a possible virus may be part of an attempt to hack or otherwise misuse your system should you contact us direct. (See section on "Hacking, computerised fraud and other computer crime") If you are a computer user and you think you may have a virus you should contact your systems administrator if you have one. If you are a lone user then you can obtain information (and in some cases submit reports) through the websites of major anti-virus software companies (see below). Useful external links The following links are presented solely as potential useful sources of information. The inclusion of a link does not constitute endorsement of a company or product by the Metropolitan Police nor does it imply that any company or site not listed here offers inferior services. The majority of these links were taken from the links section of the UNIRAS website General IT security UNIRAS (Unified Incident Reporting & Alert Scheme): - the UK Government's computer emergency response team, part of the UK's National Infrastructure Security Co-ordination Centre. CERT/CC: - The CERT Co-ordination Centre at Carnegie Mellon University is a world centre for co-ordination of efforts to combat viruses, denial of service attacks and other threats to IT systems. It is funded by the US Government. (Home computer users are recommended to look at the advice given at the following URL: http://www.cert.org/tech_tips/home_networks.html) Anti virus firms Datafellows (F-Secure) Network Associates (NAI) Sophos Symantec Trend Micro Information on virus hoaxes Virus Myths Datafellows Network Associates(NAI) Sophos Symantec Trend Micro Virus information services MessageLabs Trend Micro
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02-26-2005, 10:16:23: Computer Crime Copyright 1999, 2002 by Ronald B. Standler Table of Contents Introduction 1. Unauthorized use of computer Altering Websites Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks 2. Malicious computer programs Common, but Unacceptable, Justifications for Malicious Programs 3. Harassment & Stalking 4. Weak punishment in USA 5. Computer crime statutes in USA 6. Sue criminals in tort Journalists Conclusion -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Introduction There are no precise, reliable statistics on the amount of computer crime and the economic loss to victims, partly because many of these crimes are apparently not detected by victims, many of these crimes are never reported to authorities, and partly because the losses are often difficult to calculate. Nevertheless, there is a consensus among both law enforcement personnel and computer scientists who specialize in security that both the number of computer crime incidents and the sophistication of computer criminals is increasing rapidly. Estimates are that computer crime costs victims in the USA at least US$ 5108/year, and the true value of such crime might be substantially higher. Experts in computer security, who are not attorneys, speak of "information warfare". While such "information warfare" is just another name for computer crime, the word "warfare" does fairly denote the amount of damage inflicted on society. I have posted a separate document, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which includes suggestions for increasing the security and reliability of personal computers, as well as links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and anti-virus and firewall software. Two comments on word usage in this essay: I normally write in a gender neutral way, but here I use the masculine pronoun for computer criminals, because (1) female computer criminals are rare and (2) I can't imagine a feminist attacking me because I deny equal recognition to women criminals. grin To some professional computer programmers, the word "hacker" refers to a skilled programmer and is neither pejorative nor does it refer to criminal activity. However, to most users of English, the word "hacker" refers to computer criminals, and that is the usage that I have adopted in this essay. I originally wrote this essay in May 1999. I do not have the spare time that would be required for a thorough search and analysis of reported cases and statutes on computer crime, as well as newspaper accounts (most criminal proceedings are resolved without generating any judicial decision that is reported in legal databases or books), so my revisions are mostly generalizations. new crimes in cyberspace There are three major classes of criminal activity with computers: unauthorized use of a computer, which might involve stealing a username and password, or might involve accessing the victim's computer via the Internet through a backdoor operated by a Trojan Horse program. creating or releasing a malicious computer program (e.g., computer virus, worm, Trojan Horse). harassment and stalking in cyberspace. old crimes When lay people hear the words "computer crime", they often think of obscene pictures available on the Internet, or solicitation of children for sex by pedophiles via chat rooms on the Internet. The legal problem of obscenity on the Internet is mostly the same as the legal problem of obscenity in books and magazines, except for some technical issues of personal jurisdiction on the Internet. I have discussed obscenity on the Internet in my May 1997 essay on law & technology and I have nothing further to say about obscenity in this essay on computer crime. Similarly, many crimes involving computers are no different from crimes without computers: the computer is only a tool that a criminal uses to commit a crime. For example, Using a computer, a scanner, graphics software, and a high-quality color laser or ink jet printer for forgery or counterfeiting is the same crime as using an old-fashioned printing press with ink. Stealing a laptop computer with proprietary information stored on the hard disk inside the computer is the same crime as stealing a briefcase that contains papers with proprietary information. Using the Internet or online services to solicit sex is similar to other forms of solicitation of sex, and so is not a new crime. Using computers can be another way to commit either larceny or fraud. In contrast to merely using computer equipment as a tool to commit old crimes, this essay is concerned with computer crimes that are new ways to harm people. false origin There are many instances of messages sent in the name of someone who neither wrote the content nor authorized the sending of the message. For example: E-mails with bogus From: addresses were sent automatically by malicious programs (e.g., the Melissa virus in 1999, the BadTrans worm in 2001, the Klez program in 2002). Posting messages in an Internet newsgroup or online bulletin board with a false author's name that is intended to harm the reputation of the real person of that name. These acts might be punishable by existing criminal statutes that prohibit impersonation, forgery, deceit, or fraud. However, a judge might decide that the specific language in old statutes about writing or signature does not apply to e-mail. Rather than write new statutes for forged e-mail addresses or unauthorized sending of e-mail in someone else's name, I would prefer that legislatures broaden the existing criminal statutes for analogous crimes with paper and ink. Similar issues arise in both: (1) fictitious From: addresses in some unsolicited commercial e-mail, also called spam or junk e-mail, and (2) fictitious source IP addresses in denial of service attacks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Unauthorized Use Unauthorized use of computers tends generally takes the following forms: Computer voyeur. The criminal reads (or copies) confidential or proprietary information, but data is neither deleted nor changed. In 1999, the Melissa virus infected a [possibly confidential] document on a victim's computer, then automatically sent that document and copy of the virus via e-mail to other people. Subsequently, the SirCam and Klez malicious programs made a similar release of [possibly confidential] documents from a victim's computer. These malicious programs are a new way to release confidential information from a victim's computer, with the confidential information going not to the author of the malicious program, but to some person unknown to the author of the malicious program. Changing data. For example, change a grade on a school transcript, add "money" to a checking account, etc. Unauthorized changing of data is generally a fraudulent act. Deleting data. Deleting entire files could be an act of vandalism or sabotage. Denying service to authorized users. On a modern time-sharing computer, any user takes some time and disk space, which is then not available to other users. By "denying service to authorized users", I mean gobbling unreasonably large amounts of computer time or disk space, for example: by sending large amounts of junk e-mail in one day, a so-called "mail bomb", by having the computer execute a malicious program that puts the processing unit into an infinite loop, or, by flooding an Internet server with bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the server. This is called a denial of service (DoS) attack. During 1950-1975, computer programs and data were generally stored on cardboard cards with holes punched in them. If a vandal were to break into an office and either damage or steal the punch cards, the vandal could be adequately punished under traditional law of breaking and entering, vandalism, or theft. However, after about 1975, it became common to enter programs and data from remote terminals (a keyboard and monitor) using a modem and a telephone line. This same technology allowed banks to retrieve a customer's current balance from the bank's central computer, and merchants to process credit card billing without sending paper forms. But this change in technology also meant that a criminal could alter data and programs from his home, without physical entry into the victim's building. The traditional laws were no longer adequate to punish criminals who used computer modems. Most unauthorized use of a computer is accomplished by a person in his home, who uses a modem to access a remote computer. In this way, the computer criminal is acting analogous to a burglar. The classic definition of a burglary is: the breaking and entering of a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. In traditional burglaries, the felony was typically larceny, an unlawful taking of another person's property. However, in the unauthorized use of another's computer, the criminal "enters" the computer via the telephone lines, which is not breaking into the building. Either the burglary statute needed to be made more general or new criminal statute(s) needed to be enacted for unauthorized access to a computer. Legislatures chose to enact totally new statutes. To successfully use a remote computer, any user (including criminals) must have both a valid user name and valid password. There are several basic ways to get these data: Call up a legitimate user, pretend to be a system administrator, and ask for the user name and password. This sounds ridiculous, but many people will give out such valuable information to anyone who pretends to have a good reason. Not only should you refuse to provide such information, but please report such requests to the management of the online service or the local police, so they can be alert to an active criminal. Search user's offices for such data, as many people post their user name and password on the side of their monitor or filing cabinet, where these data can be conveniently seen. Write a program that tries different combinations of user names and passwords until one is accepted. Use a packet "sniffer" program to find user names and passwords as they travel through networks. Search through a garbage bin behind the computer building in a university or corporate campus, find trash paper that lists user names and passwords. A disgruntled employee can use his legitimate computer account and password for unauthorized uses of his employer's computer. This can be particularly damaging when the disgruntled employee is the computer system administrator, who knows master password(s) and can enter any user's file area. Such disgruntled employees can perpetrate an "inside job", working from within the employer's building, instead of accessing a computer via modem. The computer voyeurs, like petty criminals who peek in other people's windows, generally hack into other people's computers for the thrill of it. In the 1970s and early 1980s, many of these computer voyeurs also used technology to make long-distance telephone calls for free, which technology also concealed their location when they were hacking into computers. Many of these voyeurs take a special thrill from hacking into military computers, bank computers, and telephone operating system computers, because the security is allegedly higher at these computers, so it is a greater technical challenge to hack into these machines. The criminals who change or delete data, or who deliberately gobble large amounts of computer resources, have a more sinister motive and are capable of doing immense damage. Of course, there is always the possibility that a computer voyeur will "accidentally" bumble around an unfamiliar system and cause appreciable damage to someone else's files or programs. Traditional criminal law in the USA places a great deal of emphasis on willful or intentional conduct, so such "accidental" damage would not satisfy the traditional requirement of mens rea (literally "guilty mind" or criminal intent). My personal opinion is that someone who deliberately hacks into someone else's computer should be accountable under criminal law for whatever damage is done by the unauthorized hacking, even if the damage is "accidental". In this regard, I would make an analogy to a homicide that occurs "accidentally" during the commission of a felony: the perpetrators are then charged with "felony murder": the intent to commit the hacking constitutes the malice or intent to cause the damage. In the 1970s and early 1980s, a common reaction was that hackers were a minor nuisance, like teenagers throwing rolls of toilet paper into trees. Then, in August 1983, a group of young hackers in Milwaukee hacked into a computer at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute in New York City. That computer stored records of cancer patients' radiation treatment. Altering files on that computer could have killed patients, which reminded everyone that hacking was a serious problem. This 1983 incident was cited by the U.S. Congress in the legislative history of a federal computer crime statute. S. Rep. 99-432 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 2479, 2480. There is an interesting case under California state law for a criminal who improved his clients' credit rating. People v. Gentry, 285 Cal.Rptr. 591 (Cal.Ct.App. 1992). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- altering websites In recent years, there have been a large number of attacks on websites by hackers who are angry with the owner of the website. Victims of such attacks include various U.S. Government agencies, including the White House and FBI. Attacking the FBI website is like poking a lion with a stick. grin In a typical attack, the hacker will delete some pages or graphics, then upload new pages with the same name as the old file, so that the hacker controls the message conveyed by the site. This is not the worst kind of computer crime. The proper owner of the site can always close the website temporarily, restore all of the files from backup media, improve the security at the site, and then re-open the site. Nonetheless, the perpetrator has committed a computer crime by making an unauthorized use of someone else's computer or computer account. The Internet is a medium for freely sharing information and opinions. However the criminals who trash other people's websites are acting as self-appointed censors who deny freedom of speech to those with whom they disagree. These criminals often make the self-serving excuse for their actions that they only attack sites sponsored by bad corporations or bad people. However, this excuse makes these criminals into vigilantes who serve as legislature, judge, jury, and executioner: arrogantly determining what is in the best interests of society. One example of punishment for the crime of defacing a website is the case of Dennis M. Moran. On 9 March 2001, Moran (alias "Coolio"), a high school dropout, was sentenced in New Hampshire state court to nine months incarceration and ordered to pay a total of US$ 15000 restitution to his victims for defacing two websites: In November 1999, he defaced the website of DARE America, an organization that campaigns against use of illicit drugs, whose website was in Los Angeles, California. In February 2000, he defaced the website of RSA Security in Massachusetts. In February 2000, he made "unauthorized intrusions" into computers at four different U.S. Army and Air Force installations. See the New Hampshire DoJ press release. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Denial of Service (DoS) Attacks A denial of service attack occurs when an Internet server is flooded with a nearly continuous stream of bogus requests for webpages, thereby denying legitimate users an opportunity to download a page and also possibly crashing the webserver. Criminals have developed a simple technique for executing a distributed DoS attack: The criminal first plants remote-control programs on dozens of computers that have broadband access to the Internet. The remote-control program will, at the command of the criminal, issue a nearly continuous series of pings to a specified victim's website. When the criminal is ready to attack, he instructs the programs to begin pinging a specific target address. The computers containing the remote-control programs act as "zombies". The victim computer responds to each ping, but because the zombie computers gave false source addresses for their pings, the victim computer is unable to establish a connection with the zombie computers. Because the victim computer waits for a response to its return ping, and because there are more zombie computers than victims, the victim computer becomes overwhelmed and either (a) does nothing except respond to bogus pings or (b) crashes. Typically, after one or two hours, the criminal instructs his programs to stop pinging the victim. This brief duration is not because the criminal is a nice person, but because long-duration attacks make it easier for engineers at the victim's website to promptly trace the source of the attacks. This may sound sophisticated, but the remote-control programs, and instructions for using them, are readily available from many pro-hacker websites since June 1999. My essay, Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, has specific suggestions for how you can use firewall software on your computer to prevent your computer from being used by criminals in DoS attacks on victims. Another kind of DoS attack uses a so-called "ping of death" to exploit bugs in software on webservers. A study during three weeks in February 2001, showed that there are about 4000 DoS attacks each week. Most DoS attacks are neither publicized in the news media nor prosecuted in courts. David Dittrich, a senior security engineer at the University of Washington and expert on Unix system administration, has posted a large collection of links to resources on distributed DoS attacks. The following is one case involving a famous series of DoS attacks: The Yahoo website was attacked at 10:30 PST on Monday, 7 Feb 2000. The attack lasted three hours. Yahoo was pinged at the rate of one gigabyte/second. The websites of amazon.com buy.com cnn.com eBay.com were attacked on Tuesday, 8 Feb 2000. Each attack lasted between one and four hours. CNN reported that the attack on its website was the first major attack since its website went online in August 1995. The websites of E*Trade, a stock broker, and ZDNet, a computer information company, were attacked on Wednesday, 9 Feb 2000. About fifty computers at Stanford University, and also computers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, were amongst the zombie computers sending pings in these DoS attacks. The attacks received the attention of President Clinton and the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno. The FBI began to investigate. A CNN news report posted at 18:44 EST on 9 Feb 2000 quotes Ron Dick of the FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center as saying "A 15-year-old kid could launch these attacks. It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to do." His remark was prophetic, because, on 18 April 2000, a 15-year-old pupil in Montral Canada was arrested and charged with two counts of "mischief to data" arising from his DoS attack on CNN. Because he was a juvenile, his name can not be publicly disclosed, so he was called by his Internet pseudonym Mafiaboy. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized Mafiaboy's computer. CNN reported that Mafiaboy was granted bail, with the following conditions: "may only use computers under the direct supervision of a teacher." "prohibited from connecting to the Internet" prohibited from entering "a store or company where computer services or parts are sold." "barred from communicating with three of his closest friends." On 3 August 2000, Canadian federal prosecutors charged Mafiaboy with 54 counts of illegal access to computers, plus a total of ten counts of mischief to data for his attacks on Amazon.com, eBay, Dell Computer, Outlaw.net, and Yahoo. Mafiaboy had also attacked other websites, but prosecutors decided that a total of 66 counts was enough. Mafiaboy pled not guilty. In November 2000, Mafiaboy's bail was revoked, because he skipped school in violation of a court order. He spent two weeks in jail. In December 2000, Mafiaboy, now 16 y old, dropped out of school (after being suspended from school six times since the beginning of that academic year, and failing all of his classes except physical education), and was employed at a menial job. He was again granted bail. On 18 Jan 2001, Mafiaboy pleaded guilty to 5 counts of mischief to data and 51 counts of illegal access to computers. As part of a plea agreement between his attorney and prosecutors, the prosecution dismissed the remaining ten counts. On 20 June 2001, a social worker reported to the court that Mafiaboy "shows no sign of remorse" and "he's still trying to justify what he did was right." On 12 Sep 2001, Mafiaboy was sentenced to spend eight months in a juvenile detention center, then spend one year on probation. Because Mafiaboy was a child at the time of his crime, the maximum sentence that he could have received would be incarceration for two years. In issuing the sentence, Judge Gilles Ouellet commented: This is a grave matter. This attack weakened the entire electronic communications system. And the motivation was undeniable, this adolescent had a criminal intent." The above facts are taken from reports at CNN, CBC, CNEWS, and the sentence is reported at wired.com. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. malicious computer programs The following are general terms for any computer program that is designed to harm its victim(s): malicious code malicious program malware (by analogy with "software") rogue program Malicious computer programs are divided into the following classes: A virus is a program that "infects" an executable file. After infection, the executable file functions in a different way than before: maybe only displaying a benign message on the monitor, maybe deleting some or all files on the user's hard drive, maybe altering data files. There are two key features of a computer virus: the ability to propagate by attaching itself to executable files (e.g., application programs, operating system, macros, scripts, boot sector of a hard disk or floppy disk, etc.) Running the executable file may make new copies of the virus. the virus causes harm only after it has infected an executable file and the executable file is run. The word "virus" is also commonly used broadly to include computer viruses, worms, and Trojan Horse programs. For example, so-called "anti-virus software" will remove all three classes of these malicious programs. Beginning with the Melissa virus in 1999, viruses could automatically send e-mail with the victim's name as the alleged source. A worm is a program that copies itself. The distinction between a virus and worm, is that a virus never copies itself a virus is copied only when the infected executable file is run. In the pure, original form, a worm neither deleted nor changed files on the victim's computer the worm simply made multiple copies of itself and sent those copies from the victim's computer, thus clogging disk drives and the Internet with multiple copies of the worm. Releasing such a worm into the Internet will slow the legitimate traffic on the Internet, as continuously increasing amounts of traffic are mere copies of the worm. Beginning with the Klez worm in early 2002, a worm could drop a virus into the victim's computer. This kind of worm became known as a blended threat, because it combined two different types of malicious code. A Trojan Horse is a deceptively labeled program that contains at least one function that is unknown to the user and that harms the user. A Trojan Horse does not replicate, which distinguishes it from viruses and worms. Some of the more serious Trojan horses allow a hacker to remotely control the victim's computer, perhaps to collect passwords and credit card numbers and send them to the hacker, or perhaps to launch denial of service attacks on websites. Some Trojan Horses are installed on a victim's computer by an intruder, without any knowledge of the victim. Other Trojan Horses are downloaded (perhaps in an attachment in e-mail) and installed by the user, who intends to acquire a benefit that is quite different from the undisclosed true purpose of the Trojan Horse. A logic bomb is a program that "detonates" when some event occurs. The detonated program might stop working (e.g., go into an infinite loop), crash the computer, release a virus, delete data files, or any of many other harmful possibilities. A time bomb is a type of logic bomb, in which the program detonates when the computer's clock reaches some target date. A hoax is a warning about a nonexistent malicious program. I have a separate essay that describes how to recognize hoaxes, and how to respond to them. Some confusion about the distinction between a virus and a worm is caused by two distinctly different criteria: a virus infects an executable file, while a worm is a stand-alone program. a virus requires human action to propagate (e.g., running an infected program, booting from a disk that has infected boot sectors) even if the human action is inadvertent, while a worm propagates automatically. For most viruses or worms, these two different criteria give the same result. However, there have been a few malicious programs that might be considered a virus by some and a worm by others. Ultimately, the taxonomy matters only to computer scientists who are doing research with these malicious programs. The first computer virus found "in the wild" was written in 1986 in a computer store in Lahore, Pakistan. In the 1980s, computer viruses were generally spread by passing floppy disks from one user to another user. In the late 1990s, computer viruses were generally spread via the Internet, either in e-mail (e.g., a virus contained in a Microsoft Word macro, or a worm contained in an attachment to e-mail) or in programs downloaded from a website. The distribution of viruses via the Internet permitted a much more rapid epidemic, so that more computers could be infected in a shorter time than when floppy disks were used to spread the infection. The first prosecution under the Federal computer crime statute, 18 USC 1030, was for a release of a worm. Robert Tappan Morris, then a graduate student in computer science at Cornell University, released his worm into the Internet on 2 Nov 1988. The worm rapidly copied itself and effectively shut down the Internet. Morris was convicted of violating 18 USC 1030 in 1990 and the conviction was upheld in U.S. v. Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2dCir. 1991), cert. denied, 502 U.S. 817 (1991). My long discussion of a few famous malicious programs is in a separate essay, emphasizes the nonexistent or weak punishment of the authors of these programs. There is a reported case under state law for inserting a logic bomb into custom software. Wisc. v. Corcoran, 522 N.W.2d 226 (Wisc.Ct.App. 1994). "justification" for malicious programs Designing and releasing malicious computer programs is not only unethical, but also unlawful. However, some people defend the authors of malicious code by offering one or more of the following justifications: The malicious code exposes security flaws in operating systems and applications software. There is no doubt that the publicity surrounding an epidemic of a virus or worm increases awareness of security flaws. However, this incidental benefit does not justify the more than US$ 106 cost to clean the malicious code from more than a thousand infected computers. Regardless of any benefits to society, a worm or virus is still an unauthorized access of a person's computer. A rational and socially acceptable response to discovering a security flaw is to privately notify the software vendor that issued the flawed software. That vendor can then develop a patch and, when the patch is ready for public distribution, the vendor can inform system administrators. In that way, the vulnerability is not publicly disclosed for criminals to exploit before the patch is available. Computer viruses and worms have been widely known since 1988. Despite this awareness, infection reports continue to show that viruses and worms that are more than one year old are continuing to propagate. This result shows that either computer users are not routinely updating their anti-virus software to protect against the most recent threats or computer users are continuing to operate infected machines, which continue to spew viruses and worms via e-mail. So, even if one accepts the reasoning that malicious code is desirable because it increases awareness of security issues, the increased awareness is practically ineffective, hence this "justification" fails. Worse, the publicity about security vulnerabilities may encourage additional people to release malicious programs. For example, a number of copycat variants appear soon after a major new malicious program is reported in the news media. Such malicious programs, as well as tool kits for generating new malicious programs, are easily available from many hacker websites. Only minimal computer skills are required to produce and release a malicious program. Low pressure in automobile tires causes tire failure, which, in turn, causes automobile accidents. Would it be reasonable for someone to walk around in the parking lot, letting some air out of tires, so tires are seriously underinflated, with the justification that the ensuing accidents will call attention to the problem of underinflated tires? This justification is ludicrous in the context of automobile tires and it is no better in the context of computer security. It is the victim's fault if they are infected by a worm or virus that exploits a known security flaw, for which a patch is available. It is certainly a good idea to install patches or updates for the software that one uses. However, failure to install such patches or updates is not an invitation to criminals to attack a victim's computer. Prof. Spafford said: To attempt to blame these individuals [i.e., computer systems administrators] for the success of the Worm is equivalent to blaming an arson victim because she didn't build her house of fireproof metal. Eugene H. Spafford, The Internet Worm Incident, Purdue University Computer Science Department Technical Report TR-933, at page 15, 19 Sep 1991. There is no legal obligation in criminal law for a victim to use the latest or best computer hardware and software. Simply: a victim neither invites nor consents to a crime. However, if a victim were to sue the author of malicious code in tort, then the victim's alleged negligence would be a proper legal issue. It is important to distinguish criminal law from torts, which are part of civil law. It is ok if the author of the malicious code does not alter or delete any of the victim's data files. No. The victim is still harmed by the cost of removing the malicious program, the costs of lost productivity during the removal of the malicious program, possible exposure of confidential information (e.g., either to a hacker who examines data files via a Trojan Horse program, or a malicious program that sends a document on the victim's computer to potential future victims), among other possible harms. Furthermore, the privacy and property rights of the victim have been violated by the author of malicious code. Any unauthorized access of a computer is, or should be, criminal, regardless of the perpetrator's intent once inside the computer. The virus/worm was a laboratory experiment gone awry. The Internet, including e-mail, is neither a laboratory nor a playground. Scientists, engineers, professors, businesses, governments, etc. depend on the routine functioning of the Internet for their work, distributing information, and for other public services. Anyone wishing to play with viruses or worms should use a quarantined system that is not connected to the Internet. An "experimenter" must not create a big mess that requires computer system administrators worldwide to devote much time to remove. In considering the actions of Morris, a graduate student at Cornell who released his worm into the Internet, a commission of five Cornell professors said: This was not a simple act of trespass analogous to wandering through someone's unlocked house without permission[,] but with no intent to cause damage. A more apt analogy would be the driving of a golf cart on a rainy day through most houses in a neighborhood. The driver may have navigated carefully and broken no china, but it should have been obvious to the driver that the mud on the tires would soil the carpets and that the owners would later have to clean up the mess. Theodore Eisenberg, David Gries, Juris Hartmanis, et al., The Computer Worm, A Report to the Provost of Cornell University ..., p. 7 (see also p. 40), Feb 1989. Summary reprinted in Communications of the ACM, Vol. 32, pp. 706-709, June 1989. Summary also reprinted in Peter J. Denning, editor, Computers Under Attack, Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., 1990. The above quote is on page 258 of Denning's book. It is self-serving to associate a criminal's actions with the prestige of a scientist who does an experiment. Scientists follow a professional code of ethics, in addition to behaving in a lawful way, and avoid harming other people. Scientists work together in a collegial way, with implicit trust. As pointed out by Eisenberg, et al. in The Computer Worm, pages 7, 25, 41, releasing malicious code is a violation of trust. The virus/worm was "accidentally" released. First, there is no acceptable reason to create malicious software that alters or deletes data files from the victim's hard disk, releases confidential information from the victim's computer along with a copy of the virus/worm to potential future victims, attempts to disable anti-virus software on the victim's computer, or any of the other harms that have been observed in real malicious programs. There is no rational reason to write a program that one intends never to use. Second, if one writes such a destructive program, then one must use extraordinary care (i.e., the same care that one takes with toxic chemicals, explosives, highly radioactive materials, etc.) to make certain that the program is never released. Society ought to demand that those who release malicious programs, even if the release is an "accident", be held legally responsible for the damage caused by their malicious programs. The author of the virus/worm did not know how rapidly the virus/worm would propagate. In my companion essay on Examples of Malicious Computer Programs, I explained why this excuse is bogus. Although not a common excuse offered by defenders of an author of a malicious computer program, the author himself often seems to believe that his virus/worm is proof of his programming ability. However, careful examination of famous malicious programs that have caused extensive damage shows that these programs commonly contain many programming errors (so-called "bugs"). Such bugs often prevent a malicious program from causing more damage; sometimes bugs make a program worse than its author probably intended. Either way, a program full of bugs is not evidence of programming skill. And, more importantly, someone who writes malicious programs is a criminal, not the type of person who an ethical employer would want to hire. Such specious excuses for authors of malicious code were fairly common from professional programmers in the 1980s, but are less frequent now. The worm released into the Internet by Robert Morris in Nov 1988 seems to have jolted most computer professionals into realizing that ethics and law are essential to the computer profession. Now, specious excuses are mostly offered by criminals and their attorneys. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Harassment & Stalking In general, the harasser intends to cause emotional distress and has no legitimate purpose to his communications. Harassment can be as simple as continuing to send e-mail to someone who has said they want no further contact with the sender. Harassment may also include threats, sexual remarks, pejorative labels (i.e., hate speech). A particularly disturbing form of harassment is sending a forged e-mail that appears to be from the victim and contains racist remarks, or other embarrassing text, that will tarnish the reputation of the victim. It is often difficult to get law enforcement personnel and prosecutors interested in harassment, unless threats of death or serious bodily harm are made, simply because the resources of the criminal justice system are strained by "more serious" criminal activities. I put "more serious" in quotation marks, because the victim of harassment certainly is adversely affected by the harassment, therefore it is a serious matter to the victim. But the law treats harassment as a misdemeanor, the group of less serious crimes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Weak Punishment in USA I have a general concern about the inability of the criminal justice system to either deter criminal conduct or protect society. This concern is particularly acute in the area of computer crime, where immense damage is being done to corporations by computer viruses and worms. Public safety is threatened by criminals who hack into the telephone system and crash 911 services, among other examples. There are many theories that justify punishment of criminals. While severe punishment may not deter criminal conduct, punishment does express the outrage of decent society at criminal conduct. One of the earliest reported cases in federal courts in the USA on computer crime was that of Robert Riggs. U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990), 743 F.Supp. 556 (N.D.Ill. 1990), aff'd, 967 F.2d 561 (11thCir. 1992). Riggs was first convicted in 1986 for his unauthorized use of a computer and was sentenced to a mere 15 days of community service and placed on probation for 18 months. 967 F.2d at 562. In 1990 Riggs was indicted again for making unauthorized access to computers, during which he stole proprietary information from a telephone company. This time he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, followed by two years of "supervised release" during which time he was forbidden to either own or use any computer for his personal use. Riggs was allowed to use computers in his employment, if supervised by someone. This sentence was upheld on appeal. 967 F.2d at 563. In March 1997, a young hacker disabled the telephone service at the Worcester, Massachusetts airport for six hours, which disabled the air-traffic control system and other critical services. This same hacker also copied patients' records from a computer in a pharmacy on four separate occasions in January, February, and March 1997. This hacker was the first juvenile to be prosecuted by the U.S. Government for computer crime. He pled guilty and was placed on probation for two years, was ordered to provide 250 hours of community service, and forfeited all of the computer equipment used during his criminal activity. I have a long discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the legal punishment of their authors in a separate essay. The point made in that essay is that, out of approximately 61000 malicious programs for the Microsoft Windows operating system, there have been arrests and convictions of the author(s) of only five malicious programs: the author of a worm released in 1988, the author and distributors of the MBDF virus, the author of the Pathogen virus, the author of the Melissa virus, and the author of the Anna worm. Except for the author of the Pathogen virus, each of these criminals received very light punishment. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. Computer Crime Statutes in USA There are many federal statutes in the USA that can be used to prosecute computer criminals: 15 USC 1644, prohibiting fraudulent use of credit cards 18 USC 1029, prohibiting fraudulent acquisition of telecommunications services 18 USC 1030, prohibiting unauthorized access to any computer operated by the U.S. Government, financial institution insured by the U.S. Government, federally registered securities dealer, or foreign bank. 18 USC 1343, prohibiting wire fraud 18 USC 1361-2, prohibiting malicious mischief 18 USC 1831, prohibiting stealing of trade secrets 18 USC 2314, prohibiting interstate transport of stolen, converted, or fraudulently obtained material; does apply to computer data files U.S. v. Riggs, 739 F.Supp. 414 (N.D.Ill 1990). 18 USC 2319 and 17 USC 506(a), criminal violations of copyright law 18 USC 2510-11, prohibiting interception of electronic communications 18 USC 2701, prohibiting access to communications stored on a computer (i.e., privacy of e-mail) 47 USC 223, prohibiting interstate harassing telephone calls State Statutes in USA There is wide variation in state statutes on computer crime in the USA: in my opinion, most state statutes are not adequate to punish computer criminals. California, Minnesota, and Maine are among the few states to prohibit explicitly release of a computer virus or other malicious program. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(b)(10) and 502(c)(8). Minnesota Statutes, 609.87(12) and 609.88(1)(c). Maine Statutes, 17-A (Criminal Code), 433(1)(C). In states without an explicit statute, release of a malicious program would probably be prosecuted as "malicious mischief". California also provides for the forfeiture of computer systems used in the commission of a computer crime. If the defendant is a minor, the parents' computer system can be forfeited. California Statutes, Title 13 (Penal Code), 502(g) and 502.01(a)(1) In November 1996 and July 1997, I made comprehensive searches of the WESTLAW databases of reported cases in both state and federal courts in the USA on computer crimes. I was surprised to find that, in sharp contrast to most other areas of law, there was very little reported case law on computer crimes, except obscenity cases. I have the impression that most computer criminals who are apprehended plead guilty to a lesser offense (a so-called "plea bargain") and avoid a trial. Plea bargains are common the U.S.A., as they dispose of cases without large investments of prosecutorial and judicial time. In the specific area of computer crimes, prosecuting such a case would be difficult for prosecutors, because the jury would need to learn about complex technical matters. In addition to making life easier for prosecutors and judges, many victims (particularly banks and other corporations) may be embarrassed to admit that some teenager defeated their security features, thus these victims refuse to testify in court. 6. sue in tort In addition to any criminal penalties, victim(s) of computer crimes can sue the perpetrator in tort. For example, unauthorized use of a computer system could be "trespass on chattels". A computer voyeur might also be sued in tort for invasion of privacy or disclosure of a trade secret. A harasser might be sued in tort for intentional infliction of emotional distress. There is also the possibility of a class action by corporate and personal victims against a person who wrote and initially released a computer virus. The downside of such tort litigation is that the perpetrators are generally young people (often between 12 and 25 years of age) and have little assets that could be seized immediately to satisfy a judgment. On the other hand, judgments in the USA are generally valid for 20 years, so future income of the wrongdoer can be used to satisfy the judgment. Moreover, the publicity surrounding such a trial might impress potential hackers with the seriousness of such wrongful conduct and deter other potential hackers. In addition, such trials might express the outrage of society at the behavior of hackers. Defendants between 7 and 14 y of age may be sued in tort, but their duty of care is generally less than an adult's duty. There is one exception, when children engage in an adult activity (e.g., fly an airplane), the law imposes an adult's duty of care on the child. Restatement (Second) Torts, 283A, comment c (1965). In my opinion, there are good reasons why computer programming (e.g., design of a virus) or hacking qualifies as an "adult activity". However, there appear to be no reported court cases in the USA that have decided this issue. There is another remedy in civil law, besides damages awarded in tort litigation: a victim can get a temporary restraining order (TRO), then an injunction, that enjoins continuance of wrongs (e.g., disclosure of proprietary or private data) that will cause irreparable harm or for which there is no adequate remedy at law. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Journalists One of the functions of the criminal justice system is to deter crime by other people. Journalists play an important role in this deterrence by reporting on the crime (and how people were harmed), arrest, trial, and sentence of the guilty criminals. One hopes that people contemplating computer crimes will read these reports by journalists, and say to themselves: "I should not write a computer virus, because I don't want to be put in prison like David Lee Smith," the author of the Melissa virus. However, reports of computer crime by journalists are less than satisfactory: Journalists often glorify or praise the criminal suspect, by admiring his programming "talent", or even calling him a "genius". In the 1980s, most hackers committed fraud to get a username and password for a computer account, and then logged on to the computer without proper authorization, and browsed through files, copying some, deleting or altering others. Such work does not require any knowledge of computer programming, just a rudimentary knowledge of a few operating system commands. Since 2000, authors of malicious programs use resources readily available on the Internet to create a "new" computer virus or worm, or launch a denial of service attack. Again, such activities do not demonstrate a high level of proficiency in computer programming. It is an anti-social act for journalists to praise the exploits of hackers: hackers are criminals who deserve scorn and ostracism. And when hackers are publicly praised as geniuses, the wrong message is sent to serious students in computer science who behave ethically and who are ignored by journalists, despite the fact that the students are both smarter and more ethical than hackers. I have noticed that many online newspapers: devote considerable space to reporting the crime when it happens, describe the arrest of the criminal suspect in detail, but the trial of the suspect receives less attention from journalists, and the verdict and sentence often go unreported in the media. If punishment is to have a deterrent effect on other people, then the coverage of the trial, verdict, and sentence must be increased. Aside from my main point about deterrence of future crimes, by reporting of sentencing and punishment of computer criminals, there is another issue. The widespread reporting of the crime and the arrest of a suspect tarnishes the name of the suspect, by linking the crime and the suspect's name in people's minds. However, the suspect might later be found not guilty of the crime. The lack of reporting of the trial and its outcome provides no opportunity for an innocent suspect to rehabilitate his good name. Part of the problem is that many journalists who write about computer crime are themselves computer-illiterate. (Their ignorance shows in the technical mistakes made in their articles.) From the perspective of a computer-illiterate journalist, the work of a computer criminal may indeed be incomprehensible. Arthur C. Clarke said anything sufficiently advanced appears as magic. That may be, but it is unprofessional for journalists to write on subjects that they do not personally understand. News media hire journalists who understand economics and finance to report business news, and journalists who understand sports to report on sports, so why can't the news media hire journalists who understand computers to report on computer crime? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conclusion The fundamental issue in most computer crime is the criminals' lack of respect for the property or privacy of other people. I hope that society will recognize the seriousness of computer crime and demand more severe punishment for such criminals. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this document is at http://www.rbs2.com/ccrime.htm My last search for case law on computer crime was in July 1997. 21 June 1999, revised 4 Sep 2002 My essay Tips for Avoiding Computer Crime, which essay includes links to websites on computer viruses, computer crime, and related topics, plus a list of good books on computer crime. My discussion of a few famous malicious programs and the nonexistent or lenient punishment of their authors are contained in my separate essay. return to my homepage
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04-10-2005, 08:41:46: Welcome back to the neverbored.co.uk radio station sponsered by shoutcast. This is the 7pm hip-hop session By Nick Hughes. Stay tuned! for more ! Thank you,
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04-24-2005, 12:15:23: PHILOSOPHY.--The aim of philosophy is to seek the explanation of all things: the quest is for the first _causes_ of everything, and also _how_ all things are, and finally _why_, with what design, with a view to what, things are. That is why, taking "principle" in all the senses of the word, it has been called the science of first principles. Philosophy has always existed. Religions--all religions--are philosophies. They are indeed the most complete. But, apart from religions, men have sought the causes and principles of everything and endeavoured to acquire general ideas. These researches apart from religious dogmas in pagan antiquity are the only ones with which we are here to be concerned.
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04-27-2005, 10:31:22: oh my god, there's a THING happening here at work, it's so nothing but everyone is blowing it up and pretending it's something ... everybody relax ... work is evil
04-27-2005, 10:31:59: are you the subservient chicken?
04-27-2005, 10:34:08: on the road today an S u V didn't cut me off ... just kidding
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04-27-2005, 10:36:05: what's the name of that orson welles movie where divine eats a turd?
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04-27-2005, 10:41:15: Paging Rob Hansen, paging Rob Hansen, your mother is here. you forgot your scooby doo lunch box
04-27-2005, 10:42:45: I should really shut this thing off before the japanese executives get here ... that reminds me ... I have to call some hookers
04-27-2005, 12:00:34: rob? rob? rob? rob? hello? pick up if you're there ... it's aunt gladys ... how come you never call? I need you to come over after work and lance that thing ... it's leaking again .. . oh I hope you're not eating lunch ... remember it had those little hairs? I think they're actually antennae ... i'm picking up our gang comedies but I've seen this one already it's the one where alfalfa joins the nazi party ... I'm gonna shave this thing if it doesn't get better reception ... maybe I should get cable.
04-27-2005, 12:03:58: the old gray mare just ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, the old gray mare just ain't what she used to be and pop goes the weasel
04-27-2005, 12:07:36: Pardon me while I have a strange interlude...why, you couple of baboons!...what makes you think I'd marry either one of you!...strange how the wind blows tonight...it has a tintity voice, reminds me of poor old Moslin...how happy I could be with either of these two if both of them just went away...
04-27-2005, 12:09:13: What do you fellas get an hour? For playing, we get-a ten dollars an hour. I see. What do you get for not playing? Twelve dollars an hour. Well, clip me off a piece of that. Now for rehearsing, we make special rate. That's-a fifteen dollars an hour...That's-a for rehearsing. And what do you get for not rehearsing? You couldn't afford it. You see, if we don't rehearse, we a-don't play, and if we don't play (he snaps his finger) - that runs into money. How much would you want to run into an open manhole? Just-a the cover charge! Ha, ha, ha. Well, drop in some time. Sewer. Well, we cleaned that up pretty well. Well, let's see how-a we stand. Flat-footed. Yesterday, we didn't come. You remember, yesterday we didn't come? Oh, I remember. Yes, that's three hundred dollars. Yesterday, you didn't come, that's three hundred dollars? Yes, three hundred dollars. Well, that's reasonable. I can see that alright. Now today, we did come. That's-a (pause).. That's a hundred you owe us. Hey, I bet I'm gonna lose on the deal. Tomorrow we leave. That's worth about (pause).. A million dollars. Yeah, that's alright for me, but I've got a partner. What?!
04-27-2005, 12:10:40: Yes, I don't think I've ever seen four more beautiful eyes in my life. Well, three anyway. You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette, and that's just the kind of a girl I crave. We three would make an ideal couple. Why, you've got beauty, charm, money. You have got money, haven't you? 'Cause if you haven't, we can quit right now
04-27-2005, 12:11:07: Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet. Something has been throbbing within me, oh, it's been beating like the incessant tom-tom in the primitive jungle. Something that I must ask you...Would you wash out a pair of socks for me?...It's just my way of telling you that I love you, that's all.
04-27-2005, 12:18:43: What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so."
04-27-2005, 12:19:38: She should have died hereafter; There would have been a time for such a word. To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
04-27-2005, 12:21:30: riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend 1 of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to 2 Howth Castle and Environs.
04-27-2005, 12:21:54: Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen- 4 core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy 5 isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor 6 had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse 7 to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper 8 all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to 9 tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a 10 kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in 11 vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a 12 peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory 13 end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface
04-27-2005, 12:29:04: THE WAR continued without decisive results for nine years. Then an event occurred which seemed likely to be fatal to the cause of the Greeks, and that was a quarrel between Achilles and Agamemnon. It is at this point that the great poem of Homer, The Iliad, begins. The Greeks, though unsuccessful against Troy, had taken the neighboring and allied cities, and in the division of the spoil a female captive, by name Chryseis, daughter of Chryses, priest of Apollo, had fallen to the share of Agamemnon. Chryses came bearing the sacred emblems of his office, and begged the release of his daughter. Agamemnon refused. Thereupon Chryses implored Apollo to afflict the Greeks till they should be forced to yield their prey. Apollo granted the prayer of his priest, and sent pestilence into the Grecian camp. Then a council was called to deliberate how to allay the wrath of the gods and avert the plague. Achilles boldly charged their misfortunes upon Agamemnon as caused by his withholding Chryseis. Agamemnon, enraged, consented to relinquish his captive, but demanded that Achilles should yield to him in her stead Briseis, a maiden who had fallen to Achilles share in the division of the spoil. Achilles submitted, but forthwith declared that he would take no further part in the war. He withdrew his forces from the general camp and openly avowed his intention of returning home to Greece.
04-27-2005, 12:32:54: THE FROGS were living as happy as could be in a marshy swamp that just suited them; they went splashing about caring for nobody and nobody troubling with them. But some of them thought that this was not right, that they should have a king and a proper constitution, so they determined to send up a petition to Jove to give them what they wanted. Mighty Jove, they cried, send unto us a king that will rule over us and keep us in order. Jove laughed at their croaking, and threw down into the swamp a huge Log, which came downkerplashinto the swamp. The Frogs were frightened out of their lives by the commotion made in their midst, and all rushed to the bank to look at the horrible monster; but after a time, seeing that it did not move, one or two of the boldest of them ventured out towards the Log, and even dared to touch it; still it did not move. Then the greatest hero of the Frogs jumped upon the Log and commenced dancing up and down upon it, thereupon all the Frogs came and did the same; and for some time the Frygs went about their business every day without taking the slightest notice of their new King Log lying in their midst. But this did not suit them, so they sent another petition to Jove, and said to him, We want a real king; one that will really rule over us. Now this made Jove angry, so he sent among them a big Stork that soon set to work gobbling them all up. Then the Frogs repented when too late. BETTER NO RULE THAN CRUEL RULE.
04-27-2005, 12:36:03: A philosopher asked Buddha: `Without words, without the wordless, will you you tell me truth?' The Buddha kept silence. The philosopher bowed and thanked the Buddha, saying: `With your loving kindness I have cleared away my delusions and entered the true path.' After the philosopher had gone, Ananda asked the Buddha what he had attained. The Buddha replied, `A good horse runs even at the shadow of the whip.' Mumon's Comment: Ananda was the disciple of the Buddha. Even so, his opinion did not surpass that of outsiders. I want to ask you monks: How much difference is there between disciples and outsiders? To tread the sharp edge of a sword To run on smooth-frozen ice, One needs no footsteps to follow. Walk over the cliffs with hands free.
04-27-2005, 12:36:28: Nansen saw the monks of the eastern and western halls fighting over a cat. He seized the cat and told the monks: `If any of you say a good word, you can save the cat.' No one answered. So Nansen boldly cut the cat in two pieces. That evening Joshu returned and Nansen told him about this. Joshu removed his sandals and, placing them on his head, walked out. Nansen said: `If you had been there, you could have saved the cat.' Mumon's Comment: Why did Joshu put his sandals on his head? If anyone answers this question, he will understand exactly how Nansen enforced the edict. If not, he should watch his own head. Had Joshu been there, He would have enforced the edict oppositely. Joshua snatches the sword And Nansen begs for his life.
04-27-2005, 12:36:57: A monk asked Ummon: `What is Buddha?' Ummon answered him: `Dried dung.' Mumon's Comment: It seems to me Ummon is so poor he cannot distinguish the taste of one food from another, or else he is too busy to write readable letters. Well, he tried to hold his school with dried dung. And his teaching was just as useless. Lightning flashes, Sparks shower. In one blink of your eyes You have missed seeing.
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05-12-2005, 09:35:52: On the Las Vegas Strip, home of the biggest and most extravagant hotels in the world, shell-shocked tourists file past one stunningly ostentatious display after another. In the desert city, water says wealth like nothing else, and theres a lake of it in front of the Bellagio, with fountains blasting 240 feet in the air in time to Broadway show tunes. Just up the street, the Mirage demonstrates that it has money to burn with a fiery volcano erupting from the top of a 119,000-gallon waterfall. Tucked away on the service roads behind the Strip, the humble Budget Suites of America hotels are, in contrast, nearly invisible to tourists. Catering not to revelers but to the hordes of migrants looking for quick work in Americas tourism epicenter, Budget Suites eschews flashy displays of any sort, flaunting instead affordable weekly rates and the homely comforts of laundry rooms and kitchenettes. Still, when it comes to grand ambition, the impresarios of the Strip are mere pikers next to Budget Suites owner Robert Bigelow. For his next hotel enterprise, Bigelow is looking beyond the bright lights of Las Vegasbeyond Earths atmosphere, in fact. He is actively engaged in an effort to build the planets first orbiting space hotel. Bargain-basement room rate: $1 million a night. For its water show, this hotel will have all of Earths blue oceans flying past its windows at 17,500 miles an hour. Guests on board the 330-cubic-meter station (about the size of a three-bedroom house) will learn weightless acrobatics, marvel at the ever-changing face of the home planet, and, for half of every 90-minute orbit, gaze deep into a galaxy ablaze with stars.
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07-12-2005, 13:17:21: Hello, how are you?
07-12-2005, 13:38:29: hello
07-12-2005, 15:09:04: this is soo awesome
07-12-2005, 15:11:21: who is rob hansen?
07-12-2005, 15:12:16: rob hansen? sounds like an authour.. are you an author?
07-12-2005, 15:54:52: Hello
07-12-2005, 23:14:07: nathan is a butthead
07-12-2005, 23:14:44: hello this is lauren
07-12-2005, 23:15:07: does this really work???
07-12-2005, 23:18:01: this is bullshit i bet this doesnt even work bye the way who here knows how to get the talk it thingy where you type in a word and it says it back to YOU
07-13-2005, 02:27:37: test
07-13-2005, 07:33:37: Hi, this is Megan.
07-13-2005, 08:07:50: Ass Clown
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07-13-2005, 11:30:30: adam i love you, will you give me a chance as we always play tracker to gether
07-13-2005, 11:30:48: adam i love you, will you give me a chance as we always play tracker to gether
07-13-2005, 11:46:17: it is 345pm eastern time here and i got board and started surfing and found this link from our coke machine. hello i hope you are having a nice day. it is raining here - thunder and all. have a great day dawn
07-13-2005, 11:54:46: hello
07-13-2005, 14:20:19: Bigget Stronger Faster
07-13-2005, 14:20:33: Bigget Stronger Faster
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07-13-2005, 16:17:06: bob
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07-13-2005, 23:27:14: asdf
07-14-2005, 00:12:29: Michael
07-14-2005, 04:55:04: Sitting in his office in Shang Hai, Master Tsao discusses his plot to destroy the world with a plague of giant insects.
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07-14-2005, 17:08:08: hey
07-14-2005, 23:58:37: hello helle
07-15-2005, 01:42:21: Hi Rob! Ola Hansen, that's me!
07-15-2005, 14:10:19: hello
07-15-2005, 16:04:38:
07-15-2005, 16:32:59:
07-15-2005, 16:33:46:
07-15-2005, 16:34:21:
07-15-2005, 19:28:16: What the hell is going on here?
07-15-2005, 19:59:43: Help I'm trapped in this machine
07-15-2005, 20:06:21: All your base are belong to us
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07-17-2005, 10:50:12: bollocks
07-17-2005, 10:50:38: not funny
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07-17-2005, 21:49:25: hello
07-18-2005, 05:30:58: HEY MIMA
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07-18-2005, 17:54:18: hello
07-18-2005, 17:55:07: what's up
07-19-2005, 12:43:07: hi whats the time there
07-19-2005, 12:44:00: can you answer back
07-20-2005, 08:03:36: eat cheese
07-20-2005, 08:04:58: nob end
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07-22-2005, 03:51:31: punctuation
07-22-2005, 03:52:12: punctuation
07-22-2005, 03:52:31: punctuation
07-22-2005, 06:10:02: hear
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07-22-2005, 07:45:23: hello
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07-22-2005, 23:07:40: Lindsey cannot come to the phone right now leave her a message
07-23-2005, 01:16:18: how many words can you say
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07-23-2005, 20:34:41: woo hoo
07-24-2005, 11:48:34: Hey there Rob, interesting concept, i just found your site so i thought i would say hi from Windsor Ontario Canada
07-24-2005, 13:10:07: Just about a year ago
07-24-2005, 15:28:15: Hello, this is ross
07-25-2005, 02:49:27: Hey Rob and everybody else listening. HI from Germany
07-25-2005, 07:07:40: George
07-25-2005, 07:08:21: You are all fucking retarded
07-25-2005, 15:25:22: this still working?
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07-26-2005, 09:54:18: Hi
07-26-2005, 13:37:18: Buttsex
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07-27-2005, 05:42:48: aa
07-27-2005, 15:55:12: hi
07-27-2005, 18:56:00: Hi
07-27-2005, 21:48:30: I wonder how well this works
07-28-2005, 00:08:52: Hellol Rob Hansen
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08-01-2005, 05:40:24: who's there
08-01-2005, 05:40:33: Dwayne
08-01-2005, 05:40:46: Dwayne who?
08-01-2005, 05:41:03: Dwayne the bathtub i'm dwoundin
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08-03-2005, 08:46:36: WHO ARE YOU, ROB HANSEN? CHECK THIS OUT: THE RAVEN. HAHA. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. " 'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door; Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the lost Lenore,. For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore, Nameless here forevermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me---filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, " 'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door, Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door. This it is, and nothing more." Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, "Sir," said I, "or madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is, I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you." Here I opened wide the door;--- Darkness there, and nothing more. Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, Lenore?, This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!" Merely this, and nothing more. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping, something louder than before, "Surely," said I, "surely, that is something at my window lattice. Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore. Let my heart be still a moment, and this mystery explore. " 'Tis the wind, and nothing more." Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately raven, of the saintly days of yore. Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door. Perched upon a bust of Pallas, just above my chamber door, Perched, and sat, and nothing more. Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven thou," I said, "art sure no craven, Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven, wandering from the nightly shore. Tell me what the lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore." Quoth the raven, "Nevermore." Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning, little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door, Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such name as "Nevermore." But the raven, sitting lonely on that placid bust, spoke only That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing further then he uttered; not a feather then he fluttered; Till I scarcely more than muttered, "Other friends have flown before; On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before." Then the bird said, "Nevermore." Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, "Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store, Caught from some unhappy master, whom unmerciful disaster Followed fast and followed faster, till his songs one burden bore,--- Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore Of "Never---nevermore." But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -- What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking "Nevermore." Thus I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the fowl, whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er, But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er She shall press, ah, nevermore! Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor. "Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee -- by these angels he hath Sent thee respite---respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore! Quaff, O quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!" Quoth the raven, "Nevermore!" "Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!--prophet still, if bird or devil! Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate, yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-- On this home by horror haunted--tell me truly, I implore: Is there--is there balm in Gilead?--tell me--tell me I implore!" Quoth the raven, "Nevermore." "Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil--prophet still, if bird or devil! By that heaven that bends above us--by that God we both adore-- Tell this soul with sorrow laden, if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden, whom the angels name Lenore--- Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels name Lenore? Quoth the raven, "Nevermore." "Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting-- "Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken! -- quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!" Quoth the raven, "Nevermore." And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming. And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted---nevermore! I'll bet you've turned off the speakers by now, robbie. Anywho, good day old chum! email me at mstevenson11@gmail.com
08-03-2005, 10:20:00: hi
08-03-2005, 10:47:25: The essence of man is in his freedom to determine who he is; in his ability to define himself freely without the limitation of labeling himself. For example, the inkwell is defined as an inkwell and is nothing more than that. It is limited to that definition. It does not have the capacity to function as anything other than an inkwell. (Well more accurately it does not have the capacity to be more than a small vessel.) This is not so in the case of humans. The waiter is capable of being more than the Waiter. He can also be a pervert, religious fanatic, and many other things. The significance of this is that one who enters into a state of accepting a given label loses the freedom to determine their own identity. When people perceive and encounter objects they label them in order to comprehend the world in which they exist. When a person encounters or perceives another person they do the same. This means that when you encounter a man in the street you decide that his label is homeless guy and he in turn sees you and labels you as snooty bastard. One can see this as simply being the way in which we construct our world in order to understand it. These labels are not problematic until one of the two individuals chooses to embrace the label imposed by the other. If homeless guy chooses to see himself through your eyes and fully accept the label of homeless guy as fully encompassing his identity then he has entered into a state of bad faith. He has accepted himself as being nothing other than homeless guy, not a father or anything else. The significance of such a state is that it eliminates a persons freedom of self definition, which is the basis of human essence. Entering into this state is unavoidable, as one is thrown into conflict of labeling every time one crosses paths with another individual.
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08-07-2005, 19:10:07: how can i hear it?
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08-13-2005, 22:43:35: To clone a living thing is to make an identical genetic copy of that organism. Using a process called "somatic cell nuclear transfer" (SCNT), scientists transfer genetic material from the nucleus of a donor adult cell to an egg whose nucleus has been removed. The recreated egg containing the DNA from a donor cell must be treated with an electric current to start up cell division. Once the cloned embryo reaches a suitable stage, it is transferred to the uterus of a female host where it continues to grow until birth. In the early 1980s, scientists began researching methods of cloning more advanced animals such as mammals. The success of their experiments has led to extensive discussion over the possibility of human cloning. Both the scientific community and the general public have since revealed widespread concerns regarding the ethics of human cloning research. There are two ways of cloning animals such as mammals, one using a process called nuclear transplantation and the other which occurs naturally when twins or triplets are born. Nuclear transplantation involves transplanting the nucleus of a cell into an egg whose nucleus has already been removed. Most scientists once believed that this process would fail to re-create clones of mammals and other animals. Then, in 1997, the headlines that researchers has successfully used nuclear transplantation to create a clone of an adult sheep stunned the world. The researchers who created Dolly, explained, Dolly really had three female parents: The nucleus of an udder cell from one sheep was fused with an enucleated egg cell from a second sheep and the resulting embryo was then placed in the uterus of a third. Unfortunately, Dolly only lived a short life, and was put down in 2003. It was later revealed that her death was not the cause of cloning, but she had been suffering from a lung disease. The medical world as well as the general public was left with one question- would human cloning be next? According to scientist Richard Seed, Human cloning is inevitable. If I dont do it, someone else will. Theres no way you can stop science. People in todays society will either be excited or disturbed at this prospect. Many doctors believe that cloning could revolutionise society- i.e. making copy of body parts. While many docters are in favour of cloning, it seems that most politicians are unresolved on the issue. Most politicians see the medical advances that cloning could create, but are still reluctant. As human cloning is not yet accessible to the general public, it hasnt become a major issue to politicians. For most religious groups, cloning will always be totally against their beliefs. Many say cloning will take away the natural order of life and death, and that scientists will, in a way, be playing God. After reflecting on all of the information used in writing this essay, my opinion on human cloning has changed quite dramatically. At first, the thought of scientists making a copy of someone else didnt seem such a big issue to me. But there were three main reasons why my opinion changed. As no known human clone has been created, we are unaware of the health risks that could be involved. It took 277 attempts to create Dolly, and the idea that a similar failure/success rate involving humans is enough to stop continuing all together. The emotional risk involved with cloning also changed my opinion. Children have a need to know where they biologically came from. Finally, the risk of the clones being abused or thought of as second rate humans was enough for my opinion to change. Who would be able to monitor what the clones were used for, and if they were actually going to a family or not? People may start wanting clones made so that if they ever need spare body parts, the clone could be used to give the part needed, and then disposed of after. The situation could become totally out of control, and we would only have ourselves to blame for wanting to create a clone of ourselves in the first place.
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08-22-2005, 18:15:07: Most of the troops from Assisi were butchered in the fight. Only those wealthy enough to expect to be ransomed were taken prisoner. At last Francis was among the nobility like he always wanted to be...but chained in a harsh, dark dungeon. All accounts say that he never lost his happy manner in that horrible place. Finally, after a year in the dungeon, he was ransomed. Strangely, the experience didn't seem to change him. He gave himself to partying with as much joy and abandon as he had before the battle. The experience didn't change what he wanted from life either: Glory. Finally a call for knights for the Fourth Crusade gave him a chance for his dream. But before he left Francis had to have a suit of armor and a horse -- no problem for the son of a wealthy father. And not just any suit of armor would do but one decorated with gold with a magnificent cloak. Any relief we feel in hearing that Francis gave the cloak to a poor knight will be destroyed by the boasts that Francis left behind that he would return a prince. But Francis never got farther than one day's ride from Assisi. There he had a dream in which God told him he had it all wrong and told him to return home. And return home he did. What must it have been like to return without ever making it to battle -- the boy who wanted nothing more than to be liked was humiliated, laughed at, called a coward by the village and raged at by his father for the money wasted on armor. Francis' conversion did not happen over night. God had waited for him for twenty-five years and now it was Francis' turn to wait. Francis started to spend more time in prayer. He went off to a cave and wept for his sins. Sometimes God's grace overwhelmed him with joy. But life couldn't just stop for God. There was a business to run, customers to wait on. One day while riding through the countryside, Francis, the man who loved beauty, who was so picky about food, who hated deformity, came face to face with a leper. Repelled by the appearance and the smell of the leper, Francis nevertheless jumped down from his horse and kissed the hand of the leper. When his kiss of peace was returned, Francis was filled with joy. As he rode off, he turned around for a last wave, and saw that the leper had disappeared. He always looked upon it as a test from God...that he had passed. His search for conversion led him to the ancient church at San Damiano. While he was praying there, he heard Christ on the crucifix speak to him, "Francis, repair my church." Francis assumed this meant church with a small c -- the crumbling building he was in. Acting again in his impetuous way, he took fabric from his father's shop and sold it to get money to repair the church. His father saw this as an act of theft -- and put together with Francis' cowardice, waste of money, and his growing disinterest in money made Francis seem more like a madman than his son. Pietro dragged Francis before the bishop and in front of the whole town demanded that Francis return the money and renounce all rights as his heir. The bishop was very kind to Francis; he told him to return the money and said God would provide. That was all Francis needed to hear. He not only gave back the money but stripped off all his clothes -- the clothes his father had given him -- until he was wearing only a hair shirt. In front of the crowd that had gathered he said, "Pietro Bernadone is no longer my father. From now on I can say with complete freedom, 'Our Father who art in heaven.'" Wearing nothing but castoff rags, he went off into the freezing woods -- singing. And when robbers beat him later and took his clothes, he climbed out of the ditch and went off singing again. From then on Francis had nothing...and everything. Francis went back to what he considered God's call. He begged for stones and rebuilt the San Damiano church with his own hands, not realizing that it was the Church with a capital C that God wanted repaired. Scandal and avarice were working on the Church from the inside while outside heresies flourished by appealing to those longing for something different or adventurous. Soon Francis started to preach. (He was never a priest, though he was later ordained a deacon under his protest.) Francis was not a reformer; he preached about returning to God and obedience to the Church. Francis must have known about the decay in the Church, but he always showed the Church and its people his utmost respect. When someone told him of a priest living openly with a woman and asked him if that meant the Mass was polluted, Francis went to the priest, knelt before him, and kissed his hands -- because those hands had held God. Slowly companions came to Francis, people who wanted to follow his life of sleeping in the open, begging for garbage to eat...and loving God. With companions, Francis knew he now had to have some kind of direction to this life so he opened the Bible in three places. He read the command to the rich young man to sell all his good and give to the poor, the order to the apostles to take nothing on their journey, and the demand to take up the cross daily. "Here is our rule," Francis said -- as simple, and as seemingly impossible, as that. He was going to do what no one thought possible any more -- live by the Gospel. Francis took these commands so literally that he made one brother run after the thief who stole his hood and offer him his robe! Francis never wanted to found a religious order -- this former knight thought that sounded too military. He thought of what he was doing as expressing God's brotherhood. His companions came from all walks of life, from fields and towns, nobility and common people, universities, the Church, and the merchant class. Francis practiced true equality by showing honor, respect, and love to every person whether they were beggar or pope. Francis' brotherhood included all of God's creation. Much has been written about Francis' love of nature but his relationship was deeper than that. We call someone a lover of nature if they spend their free time in the woods or admire its beauty. But Francis really felt that nature, all God's creations, were part of his brotherhood. The sparrow was as much his brother as the pope. In one famous story, Francis preached to hundreds of birds about being thankful to God for their wonderful clothes, for their independence, and for God's care. The story tells us the birds stood still as he walked among him, only flying off when he said they could leave. Another famous story involves a wolf that had been eating human beings. Francis intervened when the town wanted to kill the wolf and talked the wolf into never killing again. The wolf became a pet of the townspeople who made sure that he always had plenty to eat. Following the Gospel literally, Francis and his companions went out to preach two by two. At first, listeners were understandably hostile to these men in rags trying to talk about God's love. People even ran from them for fear they'd catch this strange madness! And they were right. Because soon these same people noticed that these barefoot beggars wearing sacks seemed filled with constant joy. They celebrated life. And people had to ask themselves: Could one own nothing and be happy? Soon those who had met them with mud and rocks, greeted them with bells and smiles. Francis did not try to abolish poverty, he tried to make it holy. When his friars met someone poorer than they, they would eagerly rip off the sleeve of their habit to give to the person. They worked for all necessities and only begged if they had to. But Francis would not let them accept any money. He told them to treat coins as if they were pebbles in the road. When the bishop showed horror at the friars' hard life, Francis said, "If we had any possessions we should need weapons and laws to defend them." Possessing something was the death of love for Francis. Also, Francis reasoned, what could you do to a man who owns nothing? You can't starve a fasting man, you can't steal from someone who has no money, you can't ruin someone who hates prestige. They were truly free. Francis was a man of action. His simplicity of life extended to ideas and deeds. If there was a simple way, no matter how impossible it seemed, Francis would take it. So when Francis wanted approval for his brotherhood, he went straight to Rome to see Pope Innocent III. You can imagine what the pope thought when this beggar approached him! As a matter of fact he threw Francis out. But when he had a dream that this tiny man in rags held up the tilting Lateran basilica, he quickly called Francis back and gave him permission to preach. Sometimes this direct approach led to mistakes that he corrected with the same spontaneity that he made them. Once he ordered a brother who hesitated to speak because he stuttered to go preach half-naked. When Francis realized how he had hurt someone he loved he ran to town, stopped the brother, took off his own clothes, and preached instead. Francis acted quickly because he acted from the heart; he didn't have time to put on a role. Once he was so sick and exhausted, his companions borrowed a mule for him to ride. When the man who owned the mule recognized Francis he said, "Try to be as virtuous as everyone thinks you are because many have a lot of confidence in you." Francis dropped off the mule and knelt before the man to thank him for his advice. Another example of his directness came when he decided to go to Syria to convert the Moslems while the Fifth Crusade was being fought. In the middle of a battle, Francis decided to do the simplest thing and go straight to the sultan to make peace. When he and his companion were captured, the real miracle was that they weren't killed. Instead Francis was taken to the sultan who was charmed by Francis and his preaching. He told Francis, "I would convert to your religion which is a beautiful one -- but both of us would be murdered." Francis did find persecution and martyrdom of a kind -- not among the Moslems, but among his own brothers. When he returned to Italy, he came back to a brotherhood that had grown to 5000 in ten years. Pressure came from outside to control this great movement, to make them conform to the standards of others. His dream of radical poverty was too harsh, people said. Francis responded, "Lord, didn't I tell you they wouldn't trust you?" He finally gave up authority in his order -- but he probably wasn't too upset about it. Now he was just another brother, like he'd always wanted. Francis' final years were filled with suffering as well as humiliation. Praying to share in Christ's passion he had a vision received the stigmata, the marks of the nails and the lance wound that Christ suffered, in his own body. Years of poverty and wandering had made Francis ill. When he began to go blind, the pope ordered that his eyes be operated on. This meant cauterizing his face with a hot iron. Francis spoke to "Brother Fire": "Brother Fire, the Most High has made you strong and beautiful and useful. Be courteous to me now in this hour, for I have always loved you, and temper your heat so that I can endure it." And Francis reported that Brother Fire had been so kind that he felt nothing at all. How did Francis respond to blindness and suffering? That was when he wrote his beautiful Canticle of the Sun that expresses his brotherhood with creation in praising God. Francis never recovered from this illness. He died on October 4, 1226 at the age of 45. Francis is considered the founder of all Franciscan orders and the patron saint of ecologists and merchants
08-22-2005, 18:15:48: Most of the troops from Assisi were butchered in the fight. Only those wealthy enough to expect to be ransomed were taken prisoner. At last Francis was among the nobility like he always wanted to be...but chained in a harsh, dark dungeon. All accounts say that he never lost his happy manner in that horrible place. Finally, after a year in the dungeon, he was ransomed. Strangely, the experience didn't seem to change him. He gave himself to partying with as much joy and abandon as he had before the battle. The experience didn't change what he wanted from life either: Glory. Finally a call for knights for the Fourth Crusade gave him a chance for his dream. But before he left Francis had to have a suit of armor and a horse -- no problem for the son of a wealthy father. And not just any suit of armor would do but one decorated with gold with a magnificent cloak. Any relief we feel in hearing that Francis gave the cloak to a poor knight will be destroyed by the boasts that Francis left behind that he would return a prince. But Francis never got farther than one day's ride from Assisi. There he had a dream in which God told him he had it all wrong and told him to return home. And return home he did. What must it have been like to return without ever making it to battle -- the boy who wanted nothing more than to be liked was humiliated, laughed at, called a coward by the village and raged at by his father for the money wasted on armor. Francis' conversion did not happen over night. God had waited for him for twenty-five years and now it was Francis' turn to wait. Francis started to spend more time in prayer. He went off to a cave and wept for his sins. Sometimes God's grace overwhelmed him with joy. But life couldn't just stop for God. There was a business to run, customers to wait on. One day while riding through the countryside, Francis, the man who loved beauty, who was so picky about food, who hated deformity, came face to face with a leper. Repelled by the appearance and the smell of the leper, Francis nevertheless jumped down from his horse and kissed the hand of the leper. When his kiss of peace was returned, Francis was filled with joy. As he rode off, he turned around for a last wave, and saw that the leper had disappeared. He always looked upon it as a test from God...that he had passed. His search for conversion led him to the ancient church at San Damiano. While he was praying there, he heard Christ on the crucifix speak to him, "Francis, repair my church." Francis assumed this meant church with a small c -- the crumbling building he was in. Acting again in his impetuous way, he took fabric from his father's shop and sold it to get money to repair the church. His father saw this as an act of theft -- and put together with Francis' cowardice, waste of money, and his growing disinterest in money made Francis seem more like a madman than his son. Pietro dragged Francis before the bishop and in front of the whole town demanded that Francis return the money and renounce all rights as his heir. The bishop was very kind to Francis; he told him to return the money and said God would provide. That was all Francis needed to hear. He not only gave back the money but stripped off all his clothes -- the clothes his father had given him -- until he was wearing only a hair shirt. In front of the crowd that had gathered he said, "Pietro Bernadone is no longer my father. From now on I can say with complete freedom, 'Our Father who art in heaven.'" Wearing nothing but castoff rags, he went off into the freezing woods -- singing. And when robbers beat him later and took his clothes, he climbed out of the ditch and went off singing again. From then on Francis had nothing...and everything. Francis went back to what he considered God's call. He begged for stones and rebuilt the San Damiano church with his own hands, not realizing that it was the Church with a capital C that God wanted repaired. Scandal and avarice were working on the Church from the inside while outside heresies flourished by appealing to those longing for something different or adventurous. Soon Francis started to preach. (He was never a priest, though he was later ordained a deacon under his protest.) Francis was not a reformer; he preached about returning to God and obedience to the Church. Francis must have known about the decay in the Church, but he always showed the Church and its people his utmost respect. When someone told him of a priest living openly with a woman and asked him if that meant the Mass was polluted, Francis went to the priest, knelt before him, and kissed his hands -- because those hands had held God. Slowly companions came to Francis, people who wanted to follow his life of sleeping in the open, begging for garbage to eat...and loving God. With companions, Francis knew he now had to have some kind of direction to this life so he opened the Bible in three places. He read the command to the rich young man to sell all his good and give to the poor, the order to the apostles to take nothing on their journey, and the demand to take up the cross daily. "Here is our rule," Francis said -- as simple, and as seemingly impossible, as that. He was going to do what no one thought possible any more -- live by the Gospel. Francis took these commands so literally that he made one brother run after the thief who stole his hood and offer him his robe! Francis never wanted to found a religious order -- this former knight thought that sounded too military. He thought of what he was doing as expressing God's brotherhood. His companions came from all walks of life, from fields and towns, nobility and common people, universities, the Church, and the merchant class. Francis practiced true equality by showing honor, respect, and love to every person whether they were beggar or pope. Francis' brotherhood included all of God's creation. Much has been written about Francis' love of nature but his relationship was deeper than that. We call someone a lover of nature if they spend their free time in the woods or admire its beauty. But Francis really felt that nature, all God's creations, were part of his brotherhood. The sparrow was as much his brother as the pope. In one famous story, Francis preached to hundreds of birds about being thankful to God for their wonderful clothes, for their independence, and for God's care. The story tells us the birds stood still as he walked among him, only flying off when he said they could leave. Another famous story involves a wolf that had been eating human beings. Francis intervened when the town wanted to kill the wolf and talked the wolf into never killing again. The wolf became a pet of the townspeople who made sure that he always had plenty to eat. Following the Gospel literally, Francis and his companions went out to preach two by two. At first, listeners were understandably hostile to these men in rags trying to talk about God's love. People even ran from them for fear they'd catch this strange madness! And they were right. Because soon these same people noticed that these barefoot beggars wearing sacks seemed filled with constant joy. They celebrated life. And people had to ask themselves: Could one own nothing and be happy? Soon those who had met them with mud and rocks, greeted them with bells and smiles. Francis did not try to abolish poverty, he tried to make it holy. When his friars met someone poorer than they, they would eagerly rip off the sleeve of their habit to give to the person. They worked for all necessities and only begged if they had to. But Francis would not let them accept any money. He told them to treat coins as if they were pebbles in the road. When the bishop showed horror at the friars' hard life, Francis said, "If we had any possessions we should need weapons and laws to defend them." Possessing something was the death of love for Francis. Also, Francis reasoned, what could you do to a man who owns nothing? You can't starve a fasting man, you can't steal from someone who has no money, you can't ruin someone who hates prestige. They were truly free. Francis was a man of action. His simplicity of life extended to ideas and deeds. If there was a simple way, no matter how impossible it seemed, Francis would take it. So when Francis wanted approval for his brotherhood, he went straight to Rome to see Pope Innocent III. You can imagine what the pope thought when this beggar approached him! As a matter of fact he threw Francis out. But when he had a dream that this tiny man in rags held up the tilting Lateran basilica, he quickly called Francis back and gave him permission to preach. Sometimes this direct approach led to mistakes that he corrected with the same spontaneity that he made them. Once he ordered a brother who hesitated to speak because he stuttered to go preach half-naked. When Francis realized how he had hurt someone he loved he ran to town, stopped the brother, took off his own clothes, and preached instead. Francis acted quickly because he acted from the heart; he didn't have time to put on a role. Once he was so sick and exhausted, his companions borrowed a mule for him to ride. When the man who owned the mule recognized Francis he said, "Try to be as virtuous as everyone thinks you are because many have a lot of confidence in you." Francis dropped off the mule and knelt before the man to thank him for his advice. Another example of his directness came when he decided to go to Syria to convert the Moslems while the Fifth Crusade was being fought. In the middle of a battle, Francis decided to do the simplest thing and go straight to the sultan to make peace. When he and his companion were captured, the real miracle was that they weren't killed. Instead Francis was taken to the sultan who was charmed by Francis and his preaching. He told Francis, "I would convert to your religion which is a beautiful one -- but both of us would be murdered." Francis did find persecution and martyrdom of a kind -- not among the Moslems, but among his own brothers. When he returned to Italy, he came back to a brotherhood that had grown to 5000 in ten years. Pressure came from outside to control this great movement, to make them conform to the standards of others. His dream of radical poverty was too harsh, people said. Francis responded, "Lord, didn't I tell you they wouldn't trust you?" He finally gave up authority in his order -- but he probably wasn't too upset about it. Now he was just another brother, like he'd always wanted. Francis' final years were filled with suffering as well as humiliation. Praying to share in Christ's passion he had a vision received the stigmata, the marks of the nails and the lance wound that Christ suffered, in his own body. Years of poverty and wandering had made Francis ill. When he began to go blind, the pope ordered that his eyes be operated on. This meant cauterizing his face with a hot iron. Francis spoke to "Brother Fire": "Brother Fire, the Most High has made you strong and beautiful and useful. Be courteous to me now in this hour, for I have always loved you, and temper your heat so that I can endure it." And Francis reported that Brother Fire had been so kind that he felt nothing at all. How did Francis respond to blindness and suffering? That was when he wrote his beautiful Canticle of the Sun that expresses his brotherhood with creation in praising God. Francis never recovered from this illness. He died on October 4, 1226 at the age of 45. Francis is considered the founder of all Franciscan orders and the patron saint of ecologists and merchants
08-22-2005, 18:16:03: Most of the troops from Assisi were butchered in the fight. Only those wealthy enough to expect to be ransomed were taken prisoner. At last Francis was among the nobility like he always wanted to be...but chained in a harsh, dark dungeon. All accounts say that he never lost his happy manner in that horrible place. Finally, after a year in the dungeon, he was ransomed. Strangely, the experience didn't seem to change him. He gave himself to partying with as much joy and abandon as he had before the battle. The experience didn't change what he wanted from life either: Glory. Finally a call for knights for the Fourth Crusade gave him a chance for his dream. But before he left Francis had to have a suit of armor and a horse -- no problem for the son of a wealthy father. And not just any suit of armor would do but one decorated with gold with a magnificent cloak. Any relief we feel in hearing that Francis gave the cloak to a poor knight will be destroyed by the boasts that Francis left behind that he would return a prince. But Francis never got farther than one day's ride from Assisi. There he had a dream in which God told him he had it all wrong and told him to return home. And return home he did. What must it have been like to return without ever making it to battle -- the boy who wanted nothing more than to be liked was humiliated, laughed at, called a coward by the village and raged at by his father for the money wasted on armor. Francis' conversion did not happen over night. God had waited for him for twenty-five years and now it was Francis' turn to wait. Francis started to spend more time in prayer. He went off to a cave and wept for his sins. Sometimes God's grace overwhelmed him with joy. But life couldn't just stop for God. There was a business to run, customers to wait on. One day while riding through the countryside, Francis, the man who loved beauty, who was so picky about food, who hated deformity, came face to face with a leper. Repelled by the appearance and the smell of the leper, Francis nevertheless jumped down from his horse and kissed the hand of the leper. When his kiss of peace was returned, Francis was filled with joy. As he rode off, he turned around for a last wave, and saw that the leper had disappeared. He always looked upon it as a test from God...that he had passed. His search for conversion led him to the ancient church at San Damiano. While he was praying there, he heard Christ on the crucifix speak to him, "Francis, repair my church." Francis assumed this meant church with a small c -- the crumbling building he was in. Acting again in his impetuous way, he took fabric from his father's shop and sold it to get money to repair the church. His father saw this as an act of theft -- and put together with Francis' cowardice, waste of money, and his growing disinterest in money made Francis seem more like a madman than his son. Pietro dragged Francis before the bishop and in front of the whole town demanded that Francis return the money and renounce all rights as his heir. The bishop was very kind to Francis; he told him to return the money and said God would provide. That was all Francis needed to hear. He not only gave back the money but stripped off all his clothes -- the clothes his father had given him -- until he was wearing only a hair shirt. In front of the crowd that had gathered he said, "Pietro Bernadone is no longer my father. From now on I can say with complete freedom, 'Our Father who art in heaven.'" Wearing nothing but castoff rags, he went off into the freezing woods -- singing. And when robbers beat him later and took his clothes, he climbed out of the ditch and went off singing again. From then on Francis had nothing...and everything. Francis went back to what he considered God's call. He begged for stones and rebuilt the San Damiano church with his own hands, not realizing that it was the Church with a capital C that God wanted repaired. Scandal and avarice were working on the Church from the inside while outside heresies flourished by appealing to those longing for something different or adventurous. Soon Francis started to preach. (He was never a priest, though he was later ordained a deacon under his protest.) Francis was not a reformer; he preached about returning to God and obedience to the Church. Francis must have known about the decay in the Church, but he always showed the Church and its people his utmost respect. When someone told him of a priest living openly with a woman and asked him if that meant the Mass was polluted, Francis went to the priest, knelt before him, and kissed his hands -- because those hands had held God. Slowly companions came to Francis, people who wanted to follow his life of sleeping in the open, begging for garbage to eat...and loving God. With companions, Francis knew he now had to have some kind of direction to this life so he opened the Bible in three places. He read the command to the rich young man to sell all his good and give to the poor, the order to the apostles to take nothing on their journey, and the demand to take up the cross daily. "Here is our rule," Francis said -- as simple, and as seemingly impossible, as that. He was going to do what no one thought possible any more -- live by the Gospel. Francis took these commands so literally that he made one brother run after the thief who stole his hood and offer him his robe! Francis never wanted to found a religious order -- this former knight thought that sounded too military. He thought of what he was doing as expressing God's brotherhood. His companions came from all walks of life, from fields and towns, nobility and common people, universities, the Church, and the merchant class. Francis practiced true equality by showing honor, respect, and love to every person whether they were beggar or pope. Francis' brotherhood included all of God's creation. Much has been written about Francis' love of nature but his relationship was deeper than that. We call someone a lover of nature if they spend their free time in the woods or admire its beauty. But Francis really felt that nature, all God's creations, were part of his brotherhood. The sparrow was as much his brother as the pope. In one famous story, Francis preached to hundreds of birds about being thankful to God for their wonderful clothes, for their independence, and for God's care. The story tells us the birds stood still as he walked among him, only flying off when he said they could leave. Another famous story involves a wolf that had been eating human beings. Francis intervened when the town wanted to kill the wolf and talked the wolf into never killing again. The wolf became a pet of the townspeople who made sure that he always had plenty to eat. Following the Gospel literally, Francis and his companions went out to preach two by two. At first, listeners were understandably hostile to these men in rags trying to talk about God's love. People even ran from them for fear they'd catch this strange madness! And they were right. Because soon these same people noticed that these barefoot beggars wearing sacks seemed filled with constant joy. They celebrated life. And people had to ask themselves: Could one own nothing and be happy? Soon those who had met them with mud and rocks, greeted them with bells and smiles. Francis did not try to abolish poverty, he tried to make it holy. When his friars met someone poorer than they, they would eagerly rip off the sleeve of their habit to give to the person. They worked for all necessities and only begged if they had to. But Francis would not let them accept any money. He told them to treat coins as if they were pebbles in the road. When the bishop showed horror at the friars' hard life, Francis said, "If we had any possessions we should need weapons and laws to defend them." Possessing something was the death of love for Francis. Also, Francis reasoned, what could you do to a man who owns nothing? You can't starve a fasting man, you can't steal from someone who has no money, you can't ruin someone who hates prestige. They were truly free. Francis was a man of action. His simplicity of life extended to ideas and deeds. If there was a simple way, no matter how impossible it seemed, Francis would take it. So when Francis wanted approval for his brotherhood, he went straight to Rome to see Pope Innocent III. You can imagine what the pope thought when this beggar approached him! As a matter of fact he threw Francis out. But when he had a dream that this tiny man in rags held up the tilting Lateran basilica, he quickly called Francis back and gave him permission to preach. Sometimes this direct approach led to mistakes that he corrected with the same spontaneity that he made them. Once he ordered a brother who hesitated to speak because he stuttered to go preach half-naked. When Francis realized how he had hurt someone he loved he ran to town, stopped the brother, took off his own clothes, and preached instead. Francis acted quickly because he acted from the heart; he didn't have time to put on a role. Once he was so sick and exhausted, his companions borrowed a mule for him to ride. When the man who owned the mule recognized Francis he said, "Try to be as virtuous as everyone thinks you are because many have a lot of confidence in you." Francis dropped off the mule and knelt before the man to thank him for his advice. Another example of his directness came when he decided to go to Syria to convert the Moslems while the Fifth Crusade was being fought. In the middle of a battle, Francis decided to do the simplest thing and go straight to the sultan to make peace. When he and his companion were captured, the real miracle was that they weren't killed. Instead Francis was taken to the sultan who was charmed by Francis and his preaching. He told Francis, "I would convert to your religion which is a beautiful one -- but both of us would be murdered." Francis did find persecution and martyrdom of a kind -- not among the Moslems, but among his own brothers. When he returned to Italy, he came back to a brotherhood that had grown to 5000 in ten years. Pressure came from outside to control this great movement, to make them conform to the standards of others. His dream of radical poverty was too harsh, people said. Francis responded, "Lord, didn't I tell you they wouldn't trust you?" He finally gave up authority in his order -- but he probably wasn't too upset about it. Now he was just another brother, like he'd always wanted. Francis' final years were filled with suffering as well as humiliation. Praying to share in Christ's passion he had a vision received the stigmata, the marks of the nails and the lance wound that Christ suffered, in his own body. Years of poverty and wandering had made Francis ill. When he began to go blind, the pope ordered that his eyes be operated on. This meant cauterizing his face with a hot iron. Francis spoke to "Brother Fire": "Brother Fire, the Most High has made you strong and beautiful and useful. Be courteous to me now in this hour, for I have always loved you, and temper your heat so that I can endure it." And Francis reported that Brother Fire had been so kind that he felt nothing at all. How did Francis respond to blindness and suffering? That was when he wrote his beautiful Canticle of the Sun that expresses his brotherhood with creation in praising God. Francis never recovered from this illness. He died on October 4, 1226 at the age of 45. Francis is considered the founder of all Franciscan orders and the patron saint of ecologists and merchants
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09-02-2005, 16:48:18: On October 31, the French daily newspaper, Le Figaro, dropped a bombshell. While in a Dubai hospital receiving treatment for a chronic kidney infection last July, Osama bin Laden met with a top C I A official - presumably the Chief of Station. The meeting, held in bin Laden's private suite, took place at the American hospital in Dubai at a time when he was a wanted fugitive for the bombings of two U S embassies and this year's attack on the U S S Cole. Bin Laden was eligible for execution according to a 2000 intelligence finding issued by President Bill Clinton before leaving office in January. Yet on July 14 he was allowed to leave Dubai on a private jet and there were no Navy fighters waiting to force him down. In 19 85 Oliver North - the only member of the Reagan-Bush years who doesn't appear to have a hand in the current war - sent the Navy and commandos after terrorists on the cruise ship Achille Lauro. In his 19 91 autobiography "Under Fire," while describing terrorist Abu Abbas, North wrote, "I used to wonder: how many dead Americans will it take before we do something?" One could look at the number of Americans Osama bin Laden is alleged to have killed before September 11 and ask the same question. It gets worse, much worse. A more complete timeline listing crucial events both before and after the September 11 suicide attacks, which have been blamed on bin Laden, establishes C I A foreknowledge of them and strongly suggests that there was criminal complicity on the part of the U S government in their execution. It also makes clear that the events which have taken place since September 11 are based upon an agenda that has little to do with the attacks. One wonders how these events could have been ignored by the major media, or treated as isolated incidents. Failing that, how could skilled news agencies avoid being outraged, or at least even just a little suspicious? 19 91 to 19 97 - Major U S oil companies, including Exxon Mobil, Texaco, Unocal, B P Amoco, Shell and Enron, directly invest billions in cash bribing heads of state in Kazakhstan to secure equity rights in the huge oil reserves in these regions. The oil companies further commit to future direct investments in Kazakhstan of 35 billion dollars. Not being willing to pay exorbitant prices to Russia to use Russian pipelines the major oil companies have no way to recoup their investments. - Source: "The Price of Oil," by Seymour Hersh, The New Yorker, July 9, 2001 - The Asia Times, "The Roving Eye January 26 2002. December 4, 19 97 - Representatives of the Taliban are invited guests to the Texas headquarters of Unocal to negotiate their support for the pipeline. Subsequent reports will indicate that the negotiations failed, allegedly because the Taliban wanted too much money. Source: The B B C, December 4, 19 97. February 12, 19 98 - Unocal Vice President John J. Maresca - later to become a Special Ambassador to Afghanistan - testifies before the House that until a single, unified, friendly government is in place in Afghanistan the trans-Afghani pipeline needed to monetize the oil will not be built. Source: Testimony before the House International Relations Committee. 19 98 - The C I A ignores warnings from Case Officer Robert Baer that Saudi Arabia was harboring an al-Q'aeda cell led by two known terrorists. A more detailed list of known terrorists is offered to Saudi intelligence in August 2001 and refused. Source: Financial Times 2001; See No Evil by a book by Robert Baer, 2002. April, 19 99 - Enron with a 3 billion dollar investment to build an electrical generating plant at Dabhol India loses access to plentiful L N G supplies from Qatar to fuel the plant. Its only remaining option to make the investment profitable is a trans-Afghani gas pipeline to be built by Unocal from Turkmenistan that would terminate near the Indian border at the city of Multan. Source: The Albion Monitor, Feb. 28, 2002. 19 98 and 2000 - Former President George H. W. Bush travels to Saudi Arabia on behalf of the privately owned Carlyle Group, the eleventh largest defense contractor in the U S While there he meets privately with the Saudi royal family and the bin Laden family. Source: Wall Street Journal, September 27, 2001. January, 2001 - The Bush Administration orders the F B I and intelligence agencies to "back off" investigations involving the bin Laden family, including two of Osama bin Laden's relatives (Abdullah and Omar) who were living in Falls Church, V A - right next to C I A headquarters. This followed previous orders dating back to 19 96, frustrating efforts to investigate the bin Laden family. Source: B B C Newsnight, Correspondent Gregg Palast - November 7, 2001. Feb 13, 2001 - U P I Terrorism Correspondent Richard Sale - while covering a trial of bin Laden's Al Q'aeda followers - reports that the National Security Agency has broken bin Laden's encrypted communications. Even if this indicates that bin Laden changed systems in February it does not mesh with the fact that the government insists that the attacks had been planned for years. May 2001 - Secretary of State Colin Powell gives 43 million dollars in aid to the Taliban regime, purportedly to assist hungry farmers who are starving since the destruction of their opium crop in January on orders of the Taliban regime. Source: The Los Angeles Times, May 22, 2001. May, 2001 - Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage, a career covert operative and former Navy Seal, travels to India on a publicized tour while C I A Director George Tenet makes a quiet visit to Pakistan to meet with Pakistani leader General Pervez Musharraf. Armitage has long and deep Pakistani intelligence connections and he is the recipient of the highest civil decoration awarded by Pakistan. It would be reasonable to assume that while in Islamabad, Tenet, in what was described as "an unusually long meeting," also met with his Pakistani counterpart, Lt. General Mahmud Ahmad, head of the ISI. Source The Indian SAPRA news agency, May 22, 2001. June 2001 - German intelligence, the B N D, warns the C I A and Israel that Middle Eastern terrorists are "planning to hi-jack commercial aircraft to use as weapons to attack important symbols of American and Israeli culture." Source: Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, September 14, 2001. July, 2001 - Three American officials: Tom Simmons (former U. S. Ambassador to Pakistan), Karl Inderfurth (former Assistant Secretary of State for South Asian affairs) and Lee Coldren (former State Department expert on South Asia), meet with Pakistani and Russian intelligence officers in Berlin and tell them that the U. S. is planning military strikes against Afghanistan in October. A French book released in November, "Bin Laden - La Verite Interdite," discloses that Taliban representatives often sat in on the meetings. British papers confirm that the Pakistani I S I relayed the threats to the Taliban. Source: The Guardian, September 22, 2001; the B B C, September 18, 2001. The Inter Press Service, November 16, 2001 Summer, 2001 - The National Security Council convenes a Dabhol working group as revealed in a series of government e-mails obtained by The Washington Post and the New York Daily News. Source: The Albion Monitor, Feb. 28, 2002 Summer 2001 - According to a September 26 story in Britain's The Guardian, correspondent David Leigh reported that, "U.S. department of defense official, Dr. Jeffrey Starr, visited Tajikistan in January. The Guardian's Felicity Lawrence established that US Rangers were also training special troops in Kyrgyzstan. There were unconfirmed reports that Tajik and Uzbek special troops were training in Alaska and Montana." Summer 2001 - Pakistani I S I Chief General Ahmad orders an aide to wire transfer 100,000 dollars to Mohammed Atta, who was according to the F B I, the lead terrorist in the suicide hi-jackings. Ahmad recently resigned after the transfer was disclosed in India and confirmed by the F B I. Source: The Times of India, October 11, 2001. Summer 2001 - An Iranian man phones U. S. law enforcement to warn of an imminent attack on the World Trade Center in the week of September 9. German police confirm the calls but state that the U. S. Secret Service would not reveal any further information. Source: German news agency "online dot de", September 14, 2001, translation retrieved from online dot ie in Ireland June 26, 2001 - The magazine indiareacts dot com states that "India and Iran will 'facilitate' US and Russian plans for 'limited military action' against the Taliban." The story indicates that the fighting will be done by US and Russian troops with the help of Tajikistan and Uzbekistan. Source: indiareacts dot com, June 26, 2001. August 2001 - The F B I arrests an Islamic militant linked to bin Laden in Boston. French intelligence sources confirm that the man is a key member of bin Laden's network and the F B I learns that he has been taking flying lessons. At the time of his arrest the man is in possession of technical information on Boeing aircraft and flight manuals. Source: Reuters, September 13. August 11 - U S Navy Lt. Delmart "Mike" Vreeland, jailed in Toronto on U. S. fraud charges and claiming to be an officer in U. S. Naval intelligence, writes details of the pending World Trade Centre attacks and seals them in an envelope which he gives to Canadian authorities. Source: The Toronto Star, October. 23, 2001; Toronto Superior Court Records Summer 2001 - Russian intelligence notifies the C I A that 25 terrorist pilots have been specifically training for suicide missions. This is reported in the Russian press and news stories are translated for F T W by a retired C I A officer. July 4 to 14, 2001 - Osama bin Laden receives treatments for kidney disease at the American hospital in Dubai and meets with a C I A official who returns to C I A headquarters on July 15. Source: Le Figaro, October 31, 2001. August 2001 - Russian President Vladimir Putin orders Russian intelligence to warn the U.S. government "in the strongest possible terms" of imminent attacks on airports and government buildings. Source: N B C interview with Putin, September 15. August and September, 2001 - The Dow Jones Industrial Average drops nearly 900 points in the three weeks prior to the attack. A major stock market crash is imminent. September. 3 to 10, 2001 - N B C reports on September 16 that a caller to a Cayman Islands radio talk show gave several warnings of an imminent attack on the U.S. by bin Laden in the week prior to 9 11. September 1 to 10, 2001 - In an exercise, Operation "Swift Sword" planned for four years, 23,000 British troops are steaming toward Oman. Although the 9 11 attacks caused a hiccup in the deployment the massive operation was implemented as planned. At the same time two U.S. carrier battle groups arrive on station in the Gulf of Arabia just off the Pakistani coast. Also at the same time, some 17,000 U.S. troops join more than 23,000 NATO troops in Egypt for Operation "Bright Star." All of these forces are in place before the first plane hits the World Trade Center. Sources: The Guardian, C N N, FOX, The Observer, International Law Professor Francis Boyle, the University of Illinois. September 7, 2001 - Florida Governor Jeb Bush signs a two-year emergency executive order (01-261) making new provisions for the Florida National Guard to assist law enforcement and emergency-management personnel in the event of large civil disturbances, disaster or acts of terrorism. Source: State of Florida web site listing of Governor's Executive Orders. September 6 to 7, 2001 - 4,744 put options (a speculation that the stock will go down) are purchased on United Air Lines stock as opposed to only 396 call options (speculation that the stock will go up). This is a dramatic and abnormal increase in sales of put options. Many of the U A L puts are purchased through Deutschebank/ A B Brown, a firm managed until 19 98 by the current Executive Director of the C I A, A.B. "Buzzy" Krongard. Source: The Herzliyya International Policy Institute for Counterterrorism September 21; The New York Times; The Wall Street Journal.] September 10, 2001 - 4,516 put options are purchased on American Airlines as compared to 748 call options. [Source: I C T September 6 to 11, 2001 - No other airlines show any similar trading patterns to those experienced by U A L and American. The put option purchases on both airlines were 600 per cent above normal. This at a time when Reuters (September 10) issues a business report stating, "Airline stocks may be poised to take off." September 6 to 10, 2001 - Highly abnormal levels of put options are purchased in Merrill Lynch, Morgan Stanley, AXA Re(insurance) which owns 25 per cent of American Airlines, and Munich Re. All of these companies are directly impacted by the September 11 attacks. Source: I C T It has been documented that the CIA, the Israeli Mossad and many other intelligence agencies monitor stock trading in real time using highly advanced programs reported to be descended from Promis software. This is to alert national intelligence services of just such kinds of attacks. Promis was reported, as recently as June, 2001 to be in Osama bin Laden's possession and, as a result of recent stories by FOX, both the F B I and the Justice Department have confirmed its use for U.S. intelligence gathering through at least this summer. This would confirm that C I A had additional advance warning of imminent attacks. Sources: The Washington Times, June 15, 2001; FOX News, October 16, 2001; September 11, 2001 - Gen Mahmud of the I S I, friend of Mohammed Atta, is visiting Washington on behalf of the Taliban. He is meeting with the Chairmen of the House and Senate Intelligence Committees, Porter Goss and Bob Graham. Sources: N B C, October. 7, The New York Times, Feb. 17, 2002. September 11, 2001 - Employees of Odigo, Inc. in Israel, one of the world's largest instant messaging companies, with offices in New York, receive threat warnings of an imminent attack on the World Trade Center less than two hours before the first plane hits. Law enforcement authorities have gone silent about any investigation of this. The Odigo Research and Development offices in Israel are located in the city of Herzliyya, a ritzy suburb of Tel Aviv which is the same location as the Institute for Counter Terrorism which breaks early details of insider trading on 9 11. Source: C N N's Daniel Sieberg, 9/28/01; Newsbytes, Brian McWilliams, 9/27/01; Ha'aretz, 9/26/01. September 11, 2001, For 50 minutes, from 8: 15 A M until 9: 05 A M, with it widely known within the F A A and the military that four planes have been simultaneously hijacked and taken off course, no one notifies the President of the United States. It is not until 9: 30 that any Air Force planes are scrambled to intercept, but by then it is too late. This means that the National Command Authority waited for 75 minutes before scrambling aircraft, even though it was known that four simultaneous hijackings had occurred - an event that has never happened in history. Sources: C N N, A B C, N B C, The Los Angeles Times, The New York Times. September 13, 2001 - China is admitted to the World Trade Organization quickly, after 15 years of unsuccessful attempts. Source: The New York Times, September. 30, 2001.] September 14, 2001 - Canadian jailers open the sealed envelope from Mike Vreeland in Toronto and see that is describes attacks against the World Trade Center and Pentagon. The U.S. Navy subsequently states that Vreeland was discharged as a seaman in 19 86 for unsatisfactory performance and has never worked in intelligence. Source: The Toronto Star, Oct. 23, 2001; Toronto Superior Court records September 15, 2001 - The New York Times reports that Mayo Shattuck the third has resigned, effective immediately, as head of the Alex Brown unit of Deutschebank. September 29, 2001 - The San Francisco Chronicle reports that 2.5 million dollars in put options on American Airlines and United Airlines are unclaimed. This is likely the result of the suspension in trading on the N Y S E after the attacks which gave the Securities and Exchange Commission time to be waiting when the owners showed up to redeem their put options. October 10, 2001 - The Pakistani newspaper The Frontier Post reports that U.S. Ambassador Wendy Chamberlain has paid a call on the Pakistani oil minister. A previously abandoned Unocal pipeline from Turkmenistan, across Afghanistan, to the Pakistani coast, for the purpose of selling oil and gas to China, is now back on the table "in view of recent geopolitical developments." October 11, 2001 - The Ashcroft Justice Department takes over all terrorist prosecutions from the U.S. Attorneys office in New York which has had a highly successful track record in prosecuting terrorist cases connected to Osama bin Laden. Source: The New York Times, October. 11, 2002. Mid October, 2001 - The Dow Jones Industrial Average, after having suffered a precipitous drop has recovered most of its pre-attack losses. Although still weak, and vulnerable to negative earnings reports, a crash has been averted by a massive infusion of government spending on defense programs, subsidies for "affected" industries and planned tax cuts for corporations. November 21, 2001 - The British paper The Independent runs a story headlined, "Opium Farmers Rejoice at the Defeat of the Taliban." The story reports that massive opium planting is underway all over the country. November 25, 2001 - The Observer runs a story headlined "Victorious Warlords Set To Open the Opium Floodgates." 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12-09-2005, 12:10:27: Ahoy, Hey, I know its been a while since I last updated, and I'm sorry for that. So, lets catch up... Well, as everybody from #hf knows, I recenlty joined swim team. Its quite fun and we have practice everyday (Monday - Friday). At our last meet, i swam 50 meters in 29.13 seconds and 100 meters in 1 minuet 8 seconds, which is a big improvement from my previous time of 1 minuet 22 seconds. Its alot of work, but I enjoy it. Back on the techincal side, i have recently discovered an XXS vuln in 8e6's R3000 Internet content filter. This is an application that serves to block "inappropriate" content from reaching users (as well as sites that the admins have black listed). While I'm not a fan of censorship, it is a security risk to have users browsing around where ever they want to at work. The vuln is quite easy to exploit. There are several parameters in the URL that correspond with fields in the resulting page. For example, the IPGROUP variable returns the IP Address of the filter machine (usually the webproxy as well). Normally it would read something like: IPGROUP=192.168.1.100 However, its possible to insert any values into these fields. At first I just played with them making them say wacky things and showing it to my friends for laughs. One day, on a whim, i tried to HREF a link to Google. When it was successful, I tried playing around with "SCRIPT" tags and HREFing javascript: calls in. They all worked okay. With this vuln, its possible to get a users cookie values, and to bypass the filter entirley. Okay, I'm out. Expect more updates soon!
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12-10-2005, 18:30:23: Galactus saw the carnage he caused, and it moved him to despair. He began to ask philosophical questions about his very nature, which would one day be answered, as we all know. So, with his incomprehensible power, he sought to surpass the glory of Taa from the ashes of his first act of destruction. And so, Worldship was born, the construction of which took a millennia. Worldship, also known as Taa 2, was so large that entire planet’s orbited it! Galactus still must roam the universe seeking out new planets to satiate his Hunger however, for it is his cosmic duty and ultimate tragedy that is Galactus. And this is how Galactus, all-powerful devourer of worlds, came to be. Woe to all the worlds he shall encounter! Now, however, we must address Galactus' history “in” the Marvel Universe. His history is long, and spans the Marvel Universe from it's very beginnings. Before Galactus came to Earth, he tried to feed on the planet Zenn-La, wherein a brave and noble soul, known as Norrin Radd, gave himself to Galactus and served as his herald, so long as he would spare his home world of Zenn-La. Galactus accepted the offer, and has kept his word. Recently, it was revealed that Zenn-La was destroyed and drained of it's life energies by the alien race known as the Other, and Galactus returns to rejuvenate the husk that was once the Surfer's world. The Surfer then led Galactus to Earth, where he almost had a hearty feast, if not for the combined efforts of the Fantastic Four and The Silver Surfer (who had learned the error of his ways), and Uatu the Watcher. Reed Richards (who saved the devourer's life one time), leader of the Fantastic Four threatened Galactus with the Ultimate Nullifier, which in turn forced Galactus to retreat. Galactus' anger over the Surfer's treachery forced him to erect a barrier where in the Silver Surfer, who possessed the Power Cosmic, would remain trapped on Earth, unless he chose to remove it. Galactus had many heralds after the Surfer. Airwalker, Firelord, Terrax, Nova, and most recently, Morg. All these heralds have turned on him at one time or another ("E'en a mighty devourer of worlds cannot get good help these days!"). But Galactus is no common villain. He has been known to help the champions of the universe at times, such as in the Infinity Gauntlet ordeal, and the Infinity War. There is no good or evil for Galactus. Galactus lives on logic, and balance. He stands between Death and Eternity, and is necessary for their continued existence. Galactus is currently roaming the universe, feeding on worlds to satiate his hunger, and preparing to fulfill his promise one day. What promise is that? The promise that he will give back what he has taken...and exactly how he does it remains to be seen! The new mini-series, Galactus: The Devourer, will answer the questions of how Galactus can remain so important to the existence of the universe, why Galactus created the Silver Surfer, and what his need for a herald is? It will also bring along a new member to the number of heralds Galactus has had, named Red Shift.
12-10-2005, 18:30:35: Galactus saw the carnage he caused, and it moved him to despair. He began to ask philosophical questions about his very nature, which would one day be answered, as we all know. So, with his incomprehensible power, he sought to surpass the glory of Taa from the ashes of his first act of destruction. And so, Worldship was born, the construction of which took a millennia. Worldship, also known as Taa 2, was so large that entire planet’s orbited it! Galactus still must roam the universe seeking out new planets to satiate his Hunger however, for it is his cosmic duty and ultimate tragedy that is Galactus. And this is how Galactus, all-powerful devourer of worlds, came to be. Woe to all the worlds he shall encounter! Now, however, we must address Galactus' history “in” the Marvel Universe. His history is long, and spans the Marvel Universe from it's very beginnings. Before Galactus came to Earth, he tried to feed on the planet Zenn-La, wherein a brave and noble soul, known as Norrin Radd, gave himself to Galactus and served as his herald, so long as he would spare his home world of Zenn-La. Galactus accepted the offer, and has kept his word. Recently, it was revealed that Zenn-La was destroyed and drained of it's life energies by the alien race known as the Other, and Galactus returns to rejuvenate the husk that was once the Surfer's world. The Surfer then led Galactus to Earth, where he almost had a hearty feast, if not for the combined efforts of the Fantastic Four and The Silver Surfer (who had learned the error of his ways), and Uatu the Watcher. Reed Richards (who saved the devourer's life one time), leader of the Fantastic Four threatened Galactus with the Ultimate Nullifier, which in turn forced Galactus to retreat. Galactus' anger over the Surfer's treachery forced him to erect a barrier where in the Silver Surfer, who possessed the Power Cosmic, would remain trapped on Earth, unless he chose to remove it. Galactus had many heralds after the Surfer. Airwalker, Firelord, Terrax, Nova, and most recently, Morg. All these heralds have turned on him at one time or another ("E'en a mighty devourer of worlds cannot get good help these days!"). But Galactus is no common villain. He has been known to help the champions of the universe at times, such as in the Infinity Gauntlet ordeal, and the Infinity War. There is no good or evil for Galactus. Galactus lives on logic, and balance. He stands between Death and Eternity, and is necessary for their continued existence. Galactus is currently roaming the universe, feeding on worlds to satiate his hunger, and preparing to fulfill his promise one day. What promise is that? The promise that he will give back what he has taken...and exactly how he does it remains to be seen! The new mini-series, Galactus: The Devourer, will answer the questions of how Galactus can remain so important to the existence of the universe, why Galactus created the Silver Surfer, and what his need for a herald is? It will also bring along a new member to the number of heralds Galactus has had, named Red Shift.
12-10-2005, 18:30:53: Galactus saw the carnage he caused, and it moved him to despair. He began to ask philosophical questions about his very nature, which would one day be answered, as we all know. So, with his incomprehensible power, he sought to surpass the glory of Taa from the ashes of his first act of destruction. And so, Worldship was born, the construction of which took a millennia. Worldship, also known as Taa 2, was so large that entire planet’s orbited it! Galactus still must roam the universe seeking out new planets to satiate his Hunger however, for it is his cosmic duty and ultimate tragedy that is Galactus. And this is how Galactus, all-powerful devourer of worlds, came to be. Woe to all the worlds he shall encounter! Now, however, we must address Galactus' history “in” the Marvel Universe. His history is long, and spans the Marvel Universe from it's very beginnings. Before Galactus came to Earth, he tried to feed on the planet Zenn-La, wherein a brave and noble soul, known as Norrin Radd, gave himself to Galactus and served as his herald, so long as he would spare his home world of Zenn-La. Galactus accepted the offer, and has kept his word. Recently, it was revealed that Zenn-La was destroyed and drained of it's life energies by the alien race known as the Other, and Galactus returns to rejuvenate the husk that was once the Surfer's world. The Surfer then led Galactus to Earth, where he almost had a hearty feast, if not for the combined efforts of the Fantastic Four and The Silver Surfer (who had learned the error of his ways), and Uatu the Watcher. Reed Richards (who saved the devourer's life one time), leader of the Fantastic Four threatened Galactus with the Ultimate Nullifier, which in turn forced Galactus to retreat. Galactus' anger over the Surfer's treachery forced him to erect a barrier where in the Silver Surfer, who possessed the Power Cosmic, would remain trapped on Earth, unless he chose to remove it. Galactus had many heralds after the Surfer. Airwalker, Firelord, Terrax, Nova, and most recently, Morg. All these heralds have turned on him at one time or another ("E'en a mighty devourer of worlds cannot get good help these days!"). But Galactus is no common villain. He has been known to help the champions of the universe at times, such as in the Infinity Gauntlet ordeal, and the Infinity War. There is no good or evil for Galactus. Galactus lives on logic, and balance. He stands between Death and Eternity, and is necessary for their continued existence. Galactus is currently roaming the universe, feeding on worlds to satiate his hunger, and preparing to fulfill his promise one day. What promise is that? The promise that he will give back what he has taken...and exactly how he does it remains to be seen! The new mini-series, Galactus: The Devourer, will answer the questions of how Galactus can remain so important to the existence of the universe, why Galactus created the Silver Surfer, and what his need for a herald is? It will also bring along a new member to the number of heralds Galactus has had, named Red Shift.
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12-11-2005, 13:23:07: While Charles was completing these dispositions, he became involved in a great war. On the 8th of May, 1521, the date of the edict against Luther, an offensive alliance against France was signed by representatives of the pope and the emperor. Charles had desired only a defensive alliance, but Leo X, long an ally of Francis I, was now bent upon war against him, because Francis had prevented an extension of the papal territory which Leo desired. War would assuredly have broken out between Francis and Charles on the score of Navarre and Burgundy, even if Leo had not hastened the conflict; though it probably would not have attained such dimensions, nor would have lasted so long as it actually did; for Francis I was an irritable and fickle prince, not a man of strong will, and cared more for pleasure than for war. But, as a matter of fact, the main issue to be decided in the ensuing struggle (1521-29) was the extent of the papal power in Italy—the question, that is, whether the papacy or some foreign dynasty should be the dominant political power in the Peninsula. In the first year of this war Charles' generals won only a few minor victories in Spain and the Netherlands. In 1522 they took Milan from the French. To complete their victory they invaded France, in alliance with the Constable of Bourbon. But the army had been weakened by the siege of Milan, and the French succeeded in again invading Lombardy. Meanwhile Clement VII, who had succeeded Leo X, after the short pontificate of Adrian VI, feared that Charles might become too powerful in Italy, and, when the French returned, prepared to transfer his friendship to them. But before he came to a decision, the Spaniards completely defeated Francis at Pavia (24 February, 1525) and took him prisoner. Francis was carried to Spain and, to obtain his freedom, was forced to sign the Peace of Madrid (44 January, 1526), the terms of which greatly weakened the power of France and gave Charles a free hand in Italy. Charles believed that this peace would be lasting. But Clement VII exerted every effort to at once form a coalition against Charles, and to induce Francis to recommence the war. Under these circumstances Charles directed his army against Rome. The result of this action was the frightful sack of Rome by the imperial troops in 1527, which the emperor had never intended, but his generals were powerless to prevent, since discipline had vanished in presence of constant privations. After the sack, Charles' army was placed in a dangerous position, as the French advanced to relieve Rome and then besiege Naples. By superior generalship, however, the imperialists once more triumphed. The smaller Italian States, recognizing the hopelessness of opposing the imperial power, made an alliance with Charles. Clement also concluded a treaty of peace at Barcelona, 29 June, 1529; France at Cambrai, 5 August. The Peace of Cambrai settled the political situation of Western Europe for a long time, especially that of Italy.
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12-11-2005, 13:23:31: While Charles was completing these dispositions, he became involved in a great war. On the 8th of May, 1521, the date of the edict against Luther, an offensive alliance against France was signed by representatives of the pope and the emperor. Charles had desired only a defensive alliance, but Leo X, long an ally of Francis I, was now bent upon war against him, because Francis had prevented an extension of the papal territory which Leo desired. War would assuredly have broken out between Francis and Charles on the score of Navarre and Burgundy, even if Leo had not hastened the conflict; though it probably would not have attained such dimensions, nor would have lasted so long as it actually did; for Francis I was an irritable and fickle prince, not a man of strong will, and cared more for pleasure than for war. But, as a matter of fact, the main issue to be decided in the ensuing struggle (1521-29) was the extent of the papal power in Italy—the question, that is, whether the papacy or some foreign dynasty should be the dominant political power in the Peninsula. In the first year of this war Charles' generals won only a few minor victories in Spain and the Netherlands. In 1522 they took Milan from the French. To complete their victory they invaded France, in alliance with the Constable of Bourbon. But the army had been weakened by the siege of Milan, and the French succeeded in again invading Lombardy. Meanwhile Clement VII, who had succeeded Leo X, after the short pontificate of Adrian VI, feared that Charles might become too powerful in Italy, and, when the French returned, prepared to transfer his friendship to them. But before he came to a decision, the Spaniards completely defeated Francis at Pavia (24 February, 1525) and took him prisoner. Francis was carried to Spain and, to obtain his freedom, was forced to sign the Peace of Madrid (44 January, 1526), the terms of which greatly weakened the power of France and gave Charles a free hand in Italy. Charles believed that this peace would be lasting. But Clement VII exerted every effort to at once form a coalition against Charles, and to induce Francis to recommence the war. Under these circumstances Charles directed his army against Rome. The result of this action was the frightful sack of Rome by the imperial troops in 1527, which the emperor had never intended, but his generals were powerless to prevent, since discipline had vanished in presence of constant privations. After the sack, Charles' army was placed in a dangerous position, as the French advanced to relieve Rome and then besiege Naples. By superior generalship, however, the imperialists once more triumphed. The smaller Italian States, recognizing the hopelessness of opposing the imperial power, made an alliance with Charles. Clement also concluded a treaty of peace at Barcelona, 29 June, 1529; France at Cambrai, 5 August. The Peace of Cambrai settled the political situation of Western Europe for a long time, especially that of Italy.
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01-16-2006, 14:41:09: Theorists are divided concerning the origin of the Moon. Some hypothesize that the Moon was formed in the same way as. were the planets in the inner solar system (Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Earth) - from planet-forming materials in the presolar nebula. But, unlike the cores of the inner planets, the Moon's core contains little or no iron, while the typical planet-forming materials were quite rich in iron. Other theorists propose that the Moon was ripped out of the Earth's rocky mantle by the Earth's collision with another large celestial body after much of the Earth's iron fell to its core. One problem with the collision hypothesis is the question of how a satellite formed in this way could have settled into the nearly circular orbit that the moon has today. Fortunately, the collision hypothesis is testable. If it is true, the mantlerocks of the Moon and the Earth should be the same geochemically.
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01-17-2006, 20:53:42: hello, my name in alexa williamson. i like to play with my best friend mandy
01-18-2006, 08:13:08: Me and Dave Demola Together forever
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01-19-2006, 09:53:57: Hello
01-19-2006, 10:08:46: Well Barbara's bookmark of the day wasn't found. I got a 404 Error - URL Not Found. Still this is pretty cool. I'll give your site another try real soon. You can check out my BLOG at http://www.blogsharing.com/GodsCowboy/ Chuck (AKA God's Cowboy, Christ's Little Brother and the Karaoke Cowboy) ChuckIRSoo3@Aol.Com
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01-20-2006, 10:52:57: Hey your site is running a little slow today but not to worry the LIBRARY PC I'm using are running even slower. Chuck Lentine (AKA GOD'S Cowboy, Christ's Little Brother, The Karaoke Cowboy) My BLOG Site is www.blogsharing.com/GodsCowboy
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01-29-2006, 22:36:40: This is not the Worcester, Mass Boat Show, is it? I am sorry. I have made a terrible mistake. Ever since I left "Saturday Night Live," I mostly do public speaking now. And I must have made an error in the little Palm Pilot. Boy. Don't worry. I got it on me. I got the speech on me. Let's see. Ah, yes. Here we go. You know, when Bill Gates first called me to speak to you today, I was honored. But when he wanted me to be one of the Roxbury guys, I -- Sorry, that's Microsoft. I'm sorry about that. Star Trek Convention. No. NRA. NAACP. Dow Chemical. No. But that is a good one. That is a good speech. The University of Michigan Law. Johns Hopkins Medical School. I'm sorry. Are you sure this is not the boat show? No, I have it. I do have it on me. I do. It's here. Thank you. Ladies and Gentlemen, Distinguished Faculty, Administrators, Friends and Family and, of course, the graduating Class of 2003, I wish to say hello and thank you for bestowing this honor upon me as your Class Day speaker. After months of secret negotiations, several hundred secret ballots, and a weekend retreat with Vice President Dick Cheney in his secret mountain bunker, a Class Day speaker was chosen, and it was me. You obviously have made a grave error. But it's too late now. So let's just go with it. Today's speech is going to be a little different, a little unorthodox. Some of you may find it to be shocking. I'm not going to stand up here and try to be funny. Because even though I am a professional comedian of the highest caliber, I've decided to do one thing that a lot of people are probably afraid to do, and that's give it to you straight. As most of you are probably aware, I didn't graduate from Harvard. In fact, I never even got a call back from Admissions. Damn you, Harvard! Damn you! I told myself I would not get emotional today. But damn it, I'm here, and sometimes it's just good to cry. I'm not one of you. Okay? I can't relate to who you are and what you've been through. I graduated from the University of Life. All right? I received a degree from the School of Hard Knocks. And our colors were black and blue, baby. I had office hours with the Dean of Bloody Noses. All right? I borrowed my class notes from Professor Knuckle Sandwich and his Teaching Assistant, Ms. Fat Lip Thon Nyun. That's the kind of school I went to for real, okay? So my gift to you, Class of 2003, is to tell you about the real world through my eyes, through my experiences. And I'm sorry, but I refuse to sugarcoat it. I ain't gonna do it. And I probably shouldn't use the word "ain't" during this day in which we celebrate education. But that's just the way I play it, Homes. Graduates, if you will indulge me for a moment, let me paint a picture of what it's like out there. The last four or, for some of you, five years you've been living in a fantasyland, running around, talking about Hemingway, or Clancy, or, I don't know, I mean whatever you read here at Harvard. The Novelization of the Matrix, I don't know. I don't know what you do here. But I do know this. You're about to enter into a world filled with hypocrisy and doublespeak, a world in which your limo to the airport is often a half-hour late. In addition to not even being a limo at all; often times it's a Lincoln Towncar. You're about to enter a world where you ask your new assistant, Jamie, to bring you a tall, non-fat latte. And he comes back with a short soy cappuccino. Guess what, Jamie? You're fired. Not too hard to get right, my friend. A world where your acting coach, Bob Leslie-Duncan -- yes, the Bob Leslie-Duncan -- tells you time and time again that you will never, ever be considered as a dramatic actor because you don't play things real, and are too over the top. Amazing! Simply amazing! I'm sorry, graduates. But this is a world where you aren't allowed to use your cell phone in airplanes, during live theater, at the movies, at funerals, or even during your own elective surgery. Apparently, the Berlin Wall went back up because we now live in Russia. I mean just try lighting up a cigar in a movie theater or paying for a dinner for 20 friends with an autograph. It ain't that easy. Strong words, I know. Tough talk. But more like tough love. Because this is where my faith in you guys comes into play, Harvard University's graduating Class of 2003, without a doubt, the finest, most talented group of sexual beings this great land has to offer. Now I know I blew some of your minds with my depiction of what it's really like out there. But if anyone can handle the ups and downs of this crazy blue marble we call Planet Earth, it's you guys. As I stare out into this vast sea of shining faces, I see the best and brightest. Some of you will be captains of industry and business. Others of you will go on to great careers in medicine, law and public service. Four of you -- and I'm not at liberty to say which four -- will go on to magnificent careers in the porno industry. I'm not trying to be funny. That's just a statistical fact. One of you, specifically John Lee, will spend most of your time just hanging out in your car eating nachos. You will all come back from time to time to this beautiful campus for reunions, and ask the question, "Does anyone ever know what happened to John Lee?" At that point, he will invariably pop out from the bushes and yell, "Nachos anyone?!" At first, it will scare the crap out of you. But then you'll share a laugh with your classmates and ultimately look forward to John jumping out of the bushes as a yearly event. I'd like to change gears here, if I could. Talk a little bit about "Saturday Night Live." Now, during my 18-year stint on the show, I had the chance to play or impersonate some very interesting people, none more interesting than our current President, Mr. George W. Bush. Now in some cases, you actually have contact with some of the people you play. As a byproduct of this former situation, the President and myself have become quite good friends. In fact, I might even call him a father figure of sorts, granted a dim-witted father figure who likes to take a lot of naps and start wars, but a father figure nonetheless. When I told the President that I'd be speaking here today, he wondered if I would express some sentiments to you. And I said I'd do my best. So, if you don't mind, I'd like to read this message from the President of the United States. Students, Faculty, Families and Distinguished Guests, I just want to take time to congratulate you on your outstanding achievement as graduates of the Class of 2002. The great thing about being the Class of 2002 is that you can always remember what year you graduated because 2002 is a palindrome which, of course, is a word or number that is the same read backwards or forwards. I'll bet you're surprised I know that word, but I do. So you can suck on it. Make no mistake, Harvard University is one of the finest in the land. And its graduates are that fine as well. You're young men and women whose exuberance exude a confident confidence of a bygone era. I believe it was Shakespeare who said it best when he said, "Look yonder into the darkness for knowledge onto which I say go onto that which thou possess into thy night for thee have come with only a single sword and vanquished thee into darkness." I'm going to be honest with you, I just made that up. But I don't know how to delete it from the computer. Tomorrow's graduation day speaker is former President of Mexico Ernesto Zedillo. Ernie's a good man, a deeply religious man, and one of the original members of the Latino boy band Menudo. So listen up to Ernie. He was at the beginning of the whole boy band explosion. As you set off into the world, don't be afraid to question your leaders. But don't ask too many questions at one time or that are too hard because your leaders get tired and/or cranky. All of you sitting here have the brightest of futures ahead. Many of you will go on to stellar careers and various pursuits. And four of you -- and I'm not at liberty to say which four -- will go on to star in the porno industry. One of the challenges you will be faced with is finding a job in our depressed economy. In fact, the chances of landing a decent job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert. Slim and none. And Slim just left the building. In fact, the closest thing I found to looking like a weapon of mass destruction is the turd that Dick Cheney left in the Oval Office toilet about an hour ago. Man, that thing is a WMD if I've ever seen one. On that note, God bless and happy graduation. You know, I sincerely hope you enjoy this next chapter of your life because it's really going to be great, as long as you pay your taxes. And don't just take a year off because you think Uncle Sam is snoozing at the wheel because he will descend upon you like a hawk from hell. Let's just put it this way. After some past indiscretions with the IRS, my take-home pay last year was $9,000. I figured I'd leave you today with a song, if you will. So, Jeff, if you could come up here. Jeff Heck, everyone. Please welcome one of your fellow graduates. Jeff is, of course, from Eliot House. You know what you guys? You guys at Eliot House, give yourselves a nice round of applause because you had the head lice scare this year, and it shut you down for most of last semester. But you didn't mind the tents they set up for you, and you were just troopers. You really were. Anyway, here's a song that I think really captures the essence of the Harvard experience. It goes a little like this. I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone, All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity. Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind. Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea, All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see. Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind. Okay, you know what? I'm just realizing that this is a terrible graduation song. Once again, I'm sorry. This is the first time I've actually listened to the lyrics. Man, it's a downer. It's bleak. Boy, I want to finish this. Just give me a minute, and let me figure out how to fix this thing. Okay. 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The word nigger was a shorthand way of saying that blacks possessed the moral, intellectual, social, and physical characteristics of the Coon, Brute, Tom, Mammy, and other racial caricatures. The etymology of nigger is often traced to the Latin niger, meaning black. The Latin niger became the noun negro (black person) in English, and simply the color black in Spanish and Portuguese. In Early Modern French niger became negre and, later, negress (black woman) was clearly a part of lexical history. One can compare to negre the derogatory nigger – and earlier English variants such as negar, neegar, neger, and niggor – which developed into a parallel lexico-semantic reality in English. It is likely that nigger is a phonetic spelling of the white Southern mispronunciation of Negro. Whatever its origins, by the early 1800s it was firmly established as a denigrative epithet. Almost two centuries later, it remains a chief symbol of white racism. Social scientists refer to words like nigger, kike, spic, and wetback as ethnophaulisms. Such terms are the language of prejudice – verbal pictures of negative stereotypes. Howard J. Ehrlich, a social scientist, argued that ethnophaulisms are of three types: disparaging nicknames (chink, dago, nigger, and so forth); explicit group devaluations ("Jew him down," or "niggering the land"); and irrelevant ethnic names used as a mild disparagement ("jewbird" for cuckoos having prominent beaks or "Irish confetti" for bricks thrown in a fight).3 All racial and ethnic groups have been victimized by racial slurs; however, no American group has suffered as many racial epithets as have blacks: coon, tom, savage, picanniny, mammy, buck, sambo, jigaboo, and buckwheat are typical.4 Many of these slurs became fully developed pseudo-scientific, literary, cinematic, and everyday caricatures of African Americans. These caricatures, whether spoken, written, or reproduced in material objects, reflect the extent, the vast network, of anti-black prejudice. The word nigger carries with it much of the hatred and repulsion directed toward Africans and African Americans. Historically, nigger defined, limited, and mocked African Americans. It was a term of exclusion, a verbal justification for discrimination. Whether used as a noun, verb, or adjective, it reinforced the stereotype of the lazy, stupid, dirty, worthless parasite. No other American ethnophaulism carried so much purposeful venom, as the following representative list suggests: * Nigger, v. To wear out, spoil or destroy. * Niggerish, adj. Acting in an indolent and irresponsible manner. * Niggerlipping, v. Wetting the end of a cigarette while smoking it. * Niggerlover, n. Derogatory term aimed at whites lacking in the necessary loathing of blacks. * Nigger luck, n. Exceptionally good luck, emphasis on undeserved. * Nigger-flicker, n. A small knife or razor with one side heavily taped to preserve the user's fingers. * Nigger heaven, n. a designated place, usually the balcony, where blacks were forced to sit, for example, in an integrated movie theater or church. * Nigger knocker, n. axe handle or weapon made from an axe handle. * Nigger rich, adj, Deeply in debt but ostentatious. * Nigger shooter, n. A slingshot. * Nigger steak, n. a slice of liver or a cheap piece of meat. * Nigger stick, n. police officer's baton. * Nigger tip, n. leaving a small tip or no tip in a restaurant. * Nigger in the woodpile, n. a concealed motive or unknown factor affecting a situation in an adverse way. * Nigger work, n. Demeaning, menial tasks.5 Nigger has been used to describe a dark shade of color (nigger-brown, nigger-black), the status of whites who interacted with blacks (nigger-breaker, -dealer, -driver, -killer, -stealer, -worshipper, and -looking), and anything belonging to or associated with African Americans (nigger-baby, -boy, -girl, -mouth, -feet, -preacher, -job, -love, -culture, -college, -music, and so forth).6 Nigger is the ultimate American insult; it is used to offend other ethnic groups, as when Jews are called white-niggers; Arabs, sandniggers; or Japanese, yellow-niggers. Americans created a racial hierarchy with whites at the top and blacks at the bottom. The hierarchy was undergirded by an ideology which justified the use of deceit, manipulation, and coercion to keep blacks "in their place." Every major societal institution offered legitimacy to the racial hierarchy. Ministers preached that God had condemned blacks to be servants. Scientists measured black heads, brains, faces, and genitalia, seeking to prove that whites were genetically superior to blacks. White teachers, teaching only white students, taught that blacks were less evolved cognitively, psychologically, and socially. The entertainment media, from vaudeville to television, portrayed blacks as docile servants, happy-go-lucky idiots, and dangerous thugs. The criminal justice system sanctioned a double standard of justice, including its tacit approval of mob violence against blacks. Oysters Both American slavery and the Jim Crow caste system which followed were undergirded by anti-black images. The negative portrayals of blacks were both reflected in and shaped by everyday material objects: toys, postcards, ashtrays, detergent boxes, fishing lures, children's books. These items, and countless others, portrayed blacks with bulging, darting eyes, fire-red and oversized lips, jet black skin, and either naked or poorly clothed. The majority of these objects did not use the word nigger; however, many did. In 1874, the McLoughlin Brothers of New York manufactured a puzzle game called "Chopped Up Niggers."tocacco Beginning in 1878, the B. Leidersdory Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, produced NiggerHair Smoking Tobacco – several decades later the name was changed to BiggerHair Smoking Tobacco. In 1917, the American Tobacco Company had a NiggerHair redemption promotion. NiggerHair coupons were redeemable for "cash, tobacco, S. & H. Green stamps, or presents." inkA 1916 magazine advertisement, copyrighted by Morris & Bendien, showed a black child drinking ink. The caption read, "Nigger Milk." The J. Millhoff Company of England produced a series of cards (circa 1930s), which were widely distributed in the United States. One of the cards shows ten small black dogs with the caption: "Ten Little Nigger Boys Went Out To Dine." This is the first line from a popular children's story called, "The Ten Little Niggers." Ten Little Nigger Boys went out to dine; One choked his little self, and then there were Nine. Nine Little Nigger Boys sat up very late; One overslept himself, and then there were Eight. Eight Little Nigger Boys traveling in Devon; One said he'd stay there, and then there were Seven. Seven Little Nigger Boys chopping up sticks; One chopped himself in halves, and then there were Six. Six Little Nigger Boys playing with a hive; A Bumble-Bee stung one, and then there were Five. Five Little Nigger Boys going in for Law; One got in Chancery, and then there were Four. Four Little Nigger Boys going out to Sea; A Red Herring swallowed one, and then there were Three. Three Little Nigger Boys walking in the Zoo; The big Bear hugged one, and then there were Two; Two Little Nigger Boys sitting in the Sun; One got frizzled up, and then there was One. One Little Nigger Boy living all alone; He got married, and then there were None.7 book In 1939, Agatha Christie, the popular fiction writer, published a novel called Ten Little Niggers. Later editions sometimes changed the name to Ten Little Indians, or And Then There Were None, but as late as 1978, copies of the book with the original title were being produced.8 It was not rare for sheet music produced in the first half of the 20th century to use the word nigger on the cover. The Howley, Haviland Company of New York, produced sheet music for the songs "Hesitate Mr. Nigger, Hesitate," and "You'se Just A Little Nigger, Still You'se Mine, All Mine." The latter was billed as a children's lullaby. song Some small towns used nigger in their names, for example, Nigger Run Fork, Virginia. Nigger was a common name for darkly colored pets, especially dogs, cats, and horses. So-called "Jolly Nigger Banks," first made in the 1800s, were widely distributed as late as the 1960s. Another common item – with many variants, produced on posters, postcards, and prints – is a picture of a dozen black children rushing for a swimming hole. The captions reads, "Last One In's A Nigger." The racial hierarchy, which began during slavery and extended into the Jim Crow period, has been severely eroded by a civil rights movement, landmark Supreme Court decisions, a black empowerment movement, comprehensive civil rights legislation, and a general embracing of democratic principles by many American citizens. Yet, the word nigger has not died. The relationship between the word nigger and anti-black prejudice is symbiotic: that is, they are interrelated and interconnected, yet, ironically, not automatically interdependent. In other words, a racist society created nigger and continues to feed and sustain it; however, the word no longer needs racism, at least brutal and obvious forms, to exist. Nigger now has a life of its own. Kojak One of the most interesting and perplexing phenomena in American speech is the use of nigger by African Americans. When used by blacks, nigger refers to the following: all blacks ("A nigger can't even get a break."); black men ("Sisters want niggers to work all day long."); blacks who behave in a stereotypical, and sometimes mythical, manner ("He's a lazy, good-for-nothing nigger."); things ("This piece-of-shit car is such a nigger."); foes ("I'm sick and tired of those niggers bothering me!"); and friends ("Me and my niggers are tight."). This final usage, as a term of endearment, is especially problematic. "Zup Niggah," has become an almost universal greeting among young urban blacks. When pressed, blacks who use nigger or its variants claim the following: it has to be understood contextually; continual use of the word by blacks will make it less offensive; it is not really the same word because whites are saying nigger (and niggers) but blacks are saying niggah (and niggaz); and, it is just a word and blacks should not be prisoners of the past or the ugly words which originated in the past. These arguments are not convincing. Brother (Brotha) and Sister (Sistha or Sista) are terms of endearment. Nigger was and remains a term of derision. Moreover, the false dichotomy between blacks or African Americans (respectable and middle-class) and niggers (disrespectable and lower class) should be opposed. No blacks are niggers, irrespective of behavior, income, ambition, clothing, ability, morals, or skin color. Finally, if continued use of the word lessened its sting then nigger would by now have no sting. Blacks, beginning in slavery, have internalized the negative images that white society cultivated and propagated about black skin and black people. This is reflected in periods of self- and same-race loathing. The use of the word nigger by blacks reflects this loathing, even when the user is unaware of the psychological forces at play. Nigger is the ultimate expression of white racism and white superiority, irrespective of the way it is pronounced. It is a linguistic corruption, a corruption of civility. Nigger is the most infamous word in American culture. Some words carry more weight than others. At the risk of hyperbole, is genocide just another word? Pedophilia? Obviously, no: neither is nigger. After a period of relative dormancy, the word nigger has been reborn in popular culture. It is hard-edged, streetwise, and it has crossed over into movies like Pulp Fiction (1994) and Jackie Brown (1997), where it became a symbol of "street authenticity" and hipness. Denzel Washington's character in Training Day (2001) uses nigger frequently and harshly. Pryor Richard Pryor long ago disavowed the use of the word in his comedy act, but Chris Rock and Chris Tucker, the new black male comedy kings, use nigger regularly – and not affectionately. Justin Driver, a social critic, argued persuasively that both Rock and Tucker are modern minstrels – shucking, jiving, and grinning, in the tradition of Stepin Fetchit.9 Poetry by African Americans is also instructive, as one finds nigger used in black poetry over and over again. Major and minor poets alike have used it, often with startling results: Imamu Amiri Baraka, one of the most gifted of our contemporary poets, uses nigger in one of his angriest poems, "I Don't Love You." . . .and what was the world to the words of slick nigger fathers too depressed to explain why they could not appear to be men.10 One wonders: how are readers supposed to understand "nigger fathers"? Baraka's use of this imagery, regardless of his intention, reinforces the stereotype of the worthless, hedonistic Coon caricature. Ted Joans's use of nigger in "The Nice Colored Man" makes Baraka's comparatively harmless and innocent. Joans tells the story about how he came to write this unusual piece. He was, he says, asked to give a reading in London because he was a "nice colored man." Infuriated by the labels "nice" and "colored", Joans set down the quintessential truculent poem. While the poem should be read in its entirety, a few lines will suffice: . . .Smart Black Nigger Smart Black Nigger Smart Black Nigger Smart Black Nigger Knife Carrying Nigger Gun Toting Nigger Military Nigger Clock Watching Nigger Poisoning Nigger Disgusting Nigger Black Ass Nigger. . .11 This is the poem, with adjective upon adjective attached to the word nigger. The shocking reality is that many of these uses can be heard in contemporary American society. Herein lies part of the problem: the word nigger persists because it is used over and over again, even by the people it defames. Devorah Major, a poet and novelist, said, "It's hard for me to say what someone can or can't say, because I work with language all the time, and I don't want to be limited."12 Opal Palmer Adisa, a poet and professor, claims that the use of nigger or nigga is "the same as young people's obsession with cursing. A lot of their use of such language is an internalization of negativity about themselves."13 rap Rap musicians, themselves poets, rap about niggers before mostly white audiences, some of whom see themselves as wiggers (white niggers) and refer to one another as "my niggah." Snoop Doggy Dogg, in his single, "You Thought," raps, "Wanna grab a skinny nigga like Snoop Dogg/Cause you like it tall/and work it baby doll." Tupac Shakur, one of the most talented and popular rap musicians, had a song called "Crooked Ass Nigga." The song's lyrics included, "Now I could be a crooked nigga too/When I'm rollin' with my crew/Watch what crooked niggers do/I got a nine millimeter Glock pistol/I'm ready to get with you at the tip of a whistle/So make your move and act like you wanna flip/I fired thirteen shots and popped another clip."14 Rap lyrics which debase women and glamorize violence reinforce the historical Brute Caricature. Erdman Palmore researched ethnophaulisms and made the following observations: the number of ethnophaulisms used correlates positively with the amount of out-group prejudice; and ethnophaulisms express and support negative stereotypes about the most visible racial and cultural differences.15 Reb-Time Records White supremacists have found the Internet an indispensable tool for spreading their message of hate. An Internet search of nigger using Netscape or Alta Vista locates many anti-black web pages: Niggers Must Die, Hang A Nigger For America, Nigger Joke Central, and literally thousands of others. Visitors to these sites know, like most blacks know experientially, that nigger is an expression of anti-black antipathy. Is it surprising that nigger is the most commonly used racist slur during hate crimes? No American minority group has been caricatured as often, in as many ways, as have blacks. These caricatures combined distorted physical descriptions and negative cultural and behavior stereotypes. The Coon caricature, for example, was a tall, skinny, loose-jointed, dark-skinned male, often bald, with oversized, ruby-red lips. His clothing was either ragged and dirty or outlandishly gaudy. His slow, exaggerated gait suggested laziness. He was a pauper, lacking ambition and the skills necessary for upward social mobility. He was a buffoon. When frightened, the Coon's eyes bulged and darted. His speech was slurred, halted, and replete with malapropisms. His shrill, high-pitched voice made whites laugh. The Coon caricature dehumanized blacks, and served as a justification for social, economic, and political discrimination. Nigger may be viewed as an umbrella term – a way of saying that blacks have the negative characteristics of the Coon, Buck, Tom, Mammy, Sambo, Picaninny, and other anti-black caricatures. Nigger, like the caricatures it encompasses and implies, belittles blacks, and rationalizes their mistreatment. The use of the word or its variants by blacks has not significantly lessened its sting. This is not surprising. The historical relationship between European Americans and African Americans was shaped by a racial hierarchy which spanned three centuries. Anti-black attitudes, values, and behavior were normative. Historically, Nigger more than any word captured the personal antipathy and institutionalized racism directed toward blacks. It still does. © Dr. David Pilgrim, Professor of Sociology, and Dr. Phillip Middleton, Professor of Languages and Literature, Ferris State University. Sept., 2001 1 An earlier version of this paper, entitled "Purposeful Venom Revisited," was published in Gerald E. Matthews (editor), 1999 Journey Towards Nationalism: The Implications of Race and Racism. New York: Farber, pp. 91-93. David Pilgrim is a sociologist; Phillip Middleton is a linguist. 2 Dictionaries typically defined nigger as a synonym for Negro, Black, or dark-skinned people. See, for example, Wentworth, Harold (editor) 1944. American Dialect Dictionary. New York: Thomas Y. Crowell, p. 412. Recent dictionaries are more likely to mention that nigger is a term of contempt. Please read, Charlie M. Williams, "Nigger," [http://kpearson.faculty.tacj.edu/Dictionary/nigger.htm], September 10, 2001. 3 Ehrlich, Howard J. 1973. The Social Psychology of Prejudice. New York: Wiley, p. 22. See also, Schaefer, Richard T. 2000. Racial and Ethnic Groups, 8th edition. New Jersey: Prentice Hall, p. 44. 4 Even innocent words – boy, girl, and uncle – took on racist meanings when applied to blacks. 5 See, Green, Jonathan. 1985. The Dictionary of Contemporary Slang. New York: Stein and Day, p. 190. 6 For a brief analysis of these terms see, Simpson, J.A. (editor). 1989. The Oxford English Dictionary. Oxford: Oxford University Press, pp. 401-405. 7 "The Ten Little Niggers," in Jolly Jingles (No author or publication date given). Chicago: M.A. Donohue & Company. 8 Christie, Agatha. 1939/1978. Ten Little Niggers. Great Britain: William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd. Glasgow. 9 Justin Driver, "Black Comedy's Reactionary Hipness: The Mirth of a Nation," [http://www.thenewrepublic.com/061101/driver061101.html], September 7, 2001. 10 Jones, Le Roi. Black Magic Poetry 1961-1967. 1969. New York: The Bobbs-Merrill Company. 11 See Henderson, Stephen. 1972. Understanding the New Black Poetry. William Morrow and Company, pp. 223-225. 12 J. Douglas Allen-Taylor, "New Word Order," [http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/04.09.98/cover/nigger-9814.html], September 7, 2001. 13 Ibid. 14 Shakur, Tupac (1998). "Crooked Ass Nigga," (Online). Available at http://www.rbaworld.com/Music/Rap/Artists/2pac/2pac063.shtml. May 12, 1999. 15 Palmore, Erdman. 1962. 'Ethnophaulisms and Ethnocentrism." American Journal of Sociology 67 (January), pp. 442-445. BACK TO MAIN MENU
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05-04-2006, 17:32:32: Are we in a housing bubble? Aren't we? I tend to think we are, but most people disagree with me. (Though anyone with any sense at all will tell you that shortly after 2010, housing prices in most currently hot markets are going to fall off a cliff, as boomers downsize. That means those who are buying anything larger than a condo should think hard about a fifteen year mortgage instead of a thirty. It would be a terrible shame to pay extra interest on equity you can't realize). This terrific article with from the WSJ (subscription only) offers a little sobering evidence for my position: Coe Lewis, an agent at Century 21 Award who represents the Bachmans of San Diego, says some people worry too much about prices. "They get paralyzed," Ms. Lewis says. "They almost overthink the process. They think there's got to be a dip. There's not going to be a dip. I'm not afraid at all of a bubble in Southern California." Messrs. Case and Shiller, however, see signs that a bubble mentality has developed in some of the hotter markets. Last year they surveyed 700 people who had recently bought homes. The survey found that many of these people had very high -- and probably unrealistic -- expectations of how much home prices would keep rising. On average, respondents in the San Francisco area thought prices would rise nearly 16% a year over the coming decade. Another sign of self-delusion: Some people surveyed thought prices in places like San Francisco and Boston should continue to rise faster than those elsewhere because they are such attractive places to live and there is little space for new housing. Those factors do explain why home prices in those cities are relatively high, the authors note, but they don't mean that prices should keep on rising at a faster rate. . Definition of a speculative bubble: when a significant plurality in the market is buying on the assumption that even without any improvement in the underlying characteristics of the asset, some other idiot will buy it from them at a significantly higher price. It's known as the "Greater Fool Theory", and it's what made stock markets in the late 1990's so much fun . . . if you weren't invested in them. Posted by Jane Galt at January 27, 2004 04:33 PM | TrackBack | Technorati inbound links Comments OK, Jane, I'm moving to the Washington DC area. Don't have to pay for private schools becuase Fairfax county has great ones. But to keep my commut down to under 1 hour I need roughly $700-$800K for the same size house I have in Shreveport. Should I buy? Rent? Commute for 2 hours and live in West Virginia? Its not that I'm a bigger fool, its just impossible to find quality housing in that area at reasonable prices! I moved away from there in 2000 and my house I sold is now worth about 40% more now. Best bet seems to be find a job somewhere else, but that may not be an option. How do you minimize downside risk when buying into a bubble??? I'm all ears. Posted by: buffpilot on January 27, 2004 04:59 PM OK, Jane, I'm moving to the Washington DC area. Don't have to pay for private schools becuase Fairfax county has great ones. But to keep my commut down to under 1 hour I need roughly $700-$800K for the same size house I have in Shreveport. Should I buy? Rent? Commute for 2 hours and live in West Virginia? Its not that I'm a bigger fool, its just impossible to find quality housing in that area at reasonable prices! I moved away from there in 2000 and my house I sold is now worth about 40% more now. Best bet seems to be find a job somewhere else, but that may not be an option. How do you minimize downside risk when buying into a bubble??? I'm all ears. Posted by: buffpilot on January 27, 2004 05:02 PM Sorry about triple post- only hit post once! Posted by: buffpilot on January 27, 2004 05:04 PM I wonder if a lot of the housing bubble talk isn't driven by people in SF or NYC or Boston, etc. Everything Jane says is true to a point. There certainly is a disconnect between people's expectations and the inevitability of at least a slowdown in the market. I agree the Greater Fool Theory is extant in many places, which is interesting in itself so soon after the playing out of the stock market version of same. But what I wonder about is that my suburban contemporaries (and I) have been guilty of feeling the same about our local housing markets. Yes, new developments continue to toss up the 3000+ sq.ft. 4-bedroom homes we all want, with accompanying ever-rising prices. And we all talk in amazement about how our homes have gone up by $150K in a few years, etc., but that works out to only about 5%/year. Local news stories breathlessly report on this sort of thing all the time. The thing is, it's really not much of a story in a lot of areas, because the price increases are really not so large. Maybe it's a product of our inability to deal with the idea of $500K homes when our parents raised us in $20K homes. I wonder also about Jane's assertion of boomer demographics hammering the housing market in several years. I wonder if the overall rise in population coupled with the general uptrend in affluence will mitigate this somewhat. I'd be interested to see a more expansive treatment of that idea. What I'm saying is that outside of major metropolitan areas, where this sort of thing is also tied to space limitaions in the defined desirable areas, I'm not sure this is as much of a bubble as it might appear. Another key figure is the size of mortgages vs. what people "ought" to be carrying, and that gets into the market being partly driven by historically low mortgage rates. A future bout of inflation will help out a lot of over-mortgaged people. I think this one's rather complicated, Jane, and I'm not sure what to think about it. I am glad we have a 20, and make extra payments, though. Posted by: Mike Wendt on January 27, 2004 05:10 PM Sorry about triple post- only hit post once! Posted by: buffpilot on January 27, 2004 05:10 PM If I didn't live in flyover country, I would worry. But every market is different and some bubbles are much larger than others. Posted by: stan on January 27, 2004 05:12 PM Buffpilot: the unpleasant answer is "buy less house than you need". Cram the family into two bedrooms; give up a livingroom; make do with a carport instead of a garage. Get rid of your stuff or put it into storage. Or rent, if the differential is good. (Often rents are ridiculous too.) Yes, of course you can't single-handedly make the market go down. But you can protect yourself from being hurt too badly when it corrects. And it's likely to correct at least a little bit in the near future, because interest rates have only one way to go, and when they go up, housing prices will have to drop even in the frothiest areas. Unfortunately, the only way to protect yourself is to downscale your expectations of how much housing you will consume. If commute time and schools aren't negotiable for family reasons, then bedrooms and amenities have to be. I realize that this amounts to saying "sucks to be you". But believe me, I say it with sympathy -- I'm renting a one bedroom of perhaps 450 square feet in Manhattan for the monthly payment on a four bedroom palace in a more reasonably priced area. It helps me to keep in mind that my mother has never, in her entire life, had her own bedroom, and the house she grew up in, considered cushy back then, has about the same square footage as a modern condo. We've grown to expect that each kid has their own room, the livingroom and dining room are separate and large, and so on. But our parents and grandparents didn't expect these things, and didn't feel themselves particularly deprived. If you're willing to downscale your lifestyle in an urban area, the higher salary can generate quite a lot of savings cushion. Posted by: Jane Galt on January 27, 2004 05:22 PM Thanks, I knew that was the answer but I was hoping you had a brilliant insight that would cut the buying price of my future house by 50% :) Glad you like New York, I could not live in the steal jungle, crew up in farm country... Also could you delete all thos extra posts? Posted by: buffpilot on January 27, 2004 05:28 PM Thanks, I knew that was the answer but I was hoping you had a brilliant insight that would cut the buying price of my future house by 50% :) Glad you like New York, I could not live in the steal jungle, crew up in farm country... Also could you delete all thos extra posts? Posted by: buffpilot on January 27, 2004 05:31 PM I knew, I just knew, that if I continued to browse this blog I would eventually find some common ground with the proprietor! Here in the San Francisco Bay Area, most of my late 20's/early 30's friends are transitioning from the rentier to the propertied class. Without exception each of the new or potential new home buyers (we're talking 9 buyers at this point, another two handfuls still looking....) have soothed their bubble anxieties with some combination of the "everyone wants to move here" and the "land is so scarce" red herrings. As an economist, I feel compelled to share with them the definition of a bubble, and why the local housing market is quite likely to be a bubble. And I also point to the falling rents (mine is down 15% from 2 years ago when I first signed a 6 month lease) which are not consistent with the rising housing prices. Some people just love to blow bubbles, I guess. Posted by: decon on January 27, 2004 05:45 PM Good post Posted by: Elliot Fladen on January 27, 2004 06:00 PM Thanks, Jane, for a fascinating post. Those of us looking forward to transitioning from life as renters to life as owners will correct our dreams accordingly. Posted by: Klug on January 27, 2004 06:03 PM If the bubble's really going to burst in 2010, then you'd expect the market to anticipate that... I like the real estate agent saying people worry too much about prices. Of course, she gets her 3% anyway, and isn't risking 10 years income... Surveying recent buyers is a good way to find the Greater Fools at any time. I guess the proportion of rational people would decline as a bubble expands. Suggestion for Buffpilot: even if you're buying a big house, look for one with a ground floor bedroom (or something on the ground floor that can be turned into a bedroom). Even better, buy a one-floor house (eg a ranch). This sort of house is extremely rare around here, but it's one of the things retiring people look for. Also, it might be worth the extra to be near public transit and shopping. There's a new development near me that was supposed to be townhouses (aka rowhouses), but there wasn't much interest. (They started advertising in 2001, if I recall correctly.) They decided to redesign and go with single-story townhomes targeted at the senior market, and sales took off. Last I heard, they'd upped the basic price from around 170k to 220k and now almost 250k. Posted by: PJ/Maryland on January 27, 2004 06:03 PM bubble depends on where you are... housing in downtowns is on a growth curve, as cities become more liveable and people get tired of commuting. some cities' engines are also more likely to keep going than others: NYC looks stable to growing as a world city (though its economy sucks), while SFO looks to be on the decline (valley still good, but SF has horrible politics that look to keep it in a downward spiral) DC should be a good market, as its prime movers don't look to be folding up anytime soon, so go for the big house. Remember, property markets are still local, and while demographics will have an effect on the national market, local markets will vary (see houston in the late 80s... it crashed while the rest of the country boomed) Posted by: hey on January 27, 2004 06:27 PM Heh, some of the quotes you pulled look exactly like what people were saying about the stock market circa 1998. A fool and his money are doomed to repeat history, or something like that. Here in the Denver/Colorado Front Range area housing continues to go up right and left. There is a new neighborhood (less than seven years old) in the former wheat fields surrounding the thirty year old subdivision where my folks live, and if you drive through that neighborhood, maybe a quarter of everything there is for sale. Meanwhile, comparable and even bigger residences are being erected in four or five locations within a five-mile radius of said new neighborhood. Rather ridiculous, it looks...
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watching you get fried on the big screen and we will humiliate you and your highly inbred family by tieing them up naked behind a speeding jet car and dragging them all over the salt flats after weve covered it with nails and broken glass and hot lava you suck shit i hate you and there arent enough words in the dictionary to describe it so i will say it over and over and brainwash you into killing yourself you piece of turd what the hell why dont you get the fuck out of this city what are you doing listening this it just proves what a simple cocksucker shithead you are get out or fucking kill yourself or are you too god damn fucking chicken you are arent you you fucking worthless slob i hate you you are ugly get off of my sidewalk why should i have to put up with you just because you pretend to live here bullshit you are nothing but bullshit you make me sick of all that you and your kind do you are taking up my space man and i dont like it not at all damn you go burn your house down and go to jail and get buttfucked like you should because you are such a god damn fuckwadded fagacite i should just kill you myself but that would be much to easy your family can eat your anus but i wont you stink of swamp shit and i dont have anything to do with swamp shit but you do because you are and thats why i am telling you this because im tired of wasting my time looking for ways to annihilate you off the god damn face of this fucking planet its being taken over by scum suck fuckers and you are one and i am gonna send you a letter bomb filled with nails and other such horribly devastating objects to rip your ugly face completely and totally off the same face that i have to look at everywhere i go im pissed and i want you fucking out of here even if i have to call in jets to do it carrying bombs and missiles and butt piercing bullets that will rip your fucking ass off so you will quit stuffing things up it that dont belong to you go die you are a piece of dung that isnt worth coming out of a mad cows hairy hemorrhoidal ass i wanna cut your fucking prick off and feed it to your kids in the poor district shit head you are brainless and you dont even know how to tie your shoes because if you did you wouldnt trip so much would you asshole breath when was the last time you thought of killing yourself its been a long time probably so why dont you go do it tonight so i can get some sleep im tired of you waking me up you bastard i will burn your house down i will paint your fucking life black i want to ruin your donkey dick shit swallowing cow cunt sucking life and warp the minds of your poor pathetic dirty children so that they will grow up to be deranged and fuck themselves with broken glass and roam the streets to get hit by cars i will turn them against you you commie pinko cheadar headed buttfucker go sell some of your drugs to your mom so she can overdose and die then you can fuck her like you do your dogs cats and babies you live in hopes that you will become rich or some shit like that you wont so fuck you you cant cause you cant do anything good at all except nothing you can do nothing real good because you are nothing god damn it you are a piece of the ugliest stinkly asshole of your ever so worthless parents your mother is a whore and fucks bums and sucks their dicks and swallows their alcoholic cum cause she cant get enough you let her tongue your asshole and then you shit in her mouth and she spreads it on your dick and sucks it off cause she will suck any strange diseased penis for nothing because she has to have it in her mouth and your dirty pathetic children are the same way you love to rape your little kids tight pussies because they scream and its the only way you can get off when you dont have some ugly fat slobs stinky mildew cunt in your mouth right get the fuck out of here i am going to rip you into pieces and cram them down the sewer so the rats can eat you and shit you out of their anuses because you are a rats ass and rats shit and its what you deserve today right now you lazy fuck go die git leave and go stick your fat head on a railroad track so it can get squashed or i will nail you to the front of a semi truck and drive it over a fucking cliff you son of a bitch you cant comprehend that cause you are too brainless so just fill your house with gas and light a match you cant even do that you are so worthless i cant trade you for dirt you cant do anything but take up space you are a vegetable that rots in sewage and slime you eat bugs and brush your teeth with piss and defecate on the floor and sleep in it because you love shit and you eat shit you are shit i hate you you completely suck im not through yet you deserve all that you can get today now and surely not tomorrow because of the flat worm that you are slime sucking pus filled bag of cartilage is what your head is made out of because you sure dont have any brains they have been buttfucked out of your skull by the dick hungry aliens that spewed forth from your mamas pussy coming from sucking down all that rancid sticky sperm from fat sweaty drunk and dirty diseased bums that live in your house you attract flies and you should be poisoned in your sleep by somebody with lots of money to give to me for killing your gross asshole with dynamite up your bug infested butthole you are gross and you eat and lick the insides of porta potties after they have been abandoned in the desert for years in the hot sun and you live in them too and thats why you have no reason to exist at all leave this planet you dont even speak and cohearent language you are dumb and nothing comes out of your mouth but sludge except cum from your dads herpe ridden dick that is so small it is too small a meal for even a tiny little ant you have every sickness in the world you contaminated sloth fuck you to death with an i beam you need to be raped and beaten within an inch of your life you shit faced asshole pig fucker you fuck pigs cause you are one you are to stupid to know the difference between animal cunt and your own you suck on bricks to pass the time you need to be taken to a junkyard and cut with rusty metal and then have a corroded drive shaft rammed up your ass by an entire pro football team you drunk worthless stinky sheep fucker get out of my face you are utterly ugly and disgusting in unimaginable vast quatities of ways and means you make me sick take your god damn dog with you too your dog is so stupid you make him eat the shit out of your asshole cause he is too dumb to know how to eat dog biscuits he is a mangy mutt that should be put to sleep but they wont waste perfectly good poison on him he should be run over by a truck laden with the heaviest of steel and concrete so as to squash him into a pancake that no one will recognize except of course your whore of a mother who will scrape it off with her teeth and take it to your messy dirty house to be cooked for dinner so your dad can get the energy up to fuck your sisters while listening to you moan and groan as i stick needles into your eyes you dont need to see cause no one wants to see you you suck and you live in a man hole but you arent a man you are a worthless pile of shit carrying diseases and you love it i will burn you with a piece of molten sun go die i hate you leave this planet you are hated and loathed in every corner of the world even the penguins at the south pole hate you and want to kill you they wait day and night for you to step foot on their continent they will freeze you in a block of ice for an eternity if they even see you and i would drag you there naked over a dirt road but there is such a long line of people waiting to destroy you and your entire buttfucking excuse for a family they will just lynch all of you and rip their guts out and let them run into the street why dont you just save them the trouble and run into the street right now so as the cars can run you down into the dirt where you belong you are dirt you eat dirt that has poop in it you suck on exhaust pipes in your spare time you haven't the luck to do it long enough to kill yourself climb into my engine compartment so my cars fan can get a chance to cut your skankly green dick off so you cant reproduce and make this world even more unbearable for everyone else go eat dead bodies they are your only source of fucking food cause food wilts spoils and dies when around your rancid filthy body god hates you too you make my grass die when you walk down the street i should call the fucking cops they will arrest you for every crime in the book and you wont be able to run in that silly ass way that you do cause the cops will have helicopters and drop napalm on you it is worth losing a whole block if they can get you the cops have a picture of your ugly pus covered face in every car they own even the cops on tv have orders to shoot you full of holes on sight you cant hide you never learned how to hide you are too stupid to grasp the idea of hide and seek the kids never played with you in school because you dressed like a fucking slob hippy fuck from some worthless past decade they kicked you and teased you and made you suck their cocks even the school nurse filled hypos with acid and shot up your eyeballs as the teachers watched and laughed at you cause you were fucking dumb they tried to teach you but they couldnt you always had shit in your mouth so they couldnt understand you fucking rotting widerbeast cock eater i will smash your fucking face in with a crescent wrench the biggest and heaviest that they make and then stick your brain in a blender and feed it to fat people at jenny craigs and watch them puke cause your little brain isnt worth anything as food much less as garbage it is garbage but the garbage men will ignore it and pretend it isnt there when i put i out they wont take it cause it will ruin their truck those trucks cost alot of money and you owe everyone enough as it is you humongous scumpot buffalo anus chewing blister headed roach faced whore slime fuck get the fuck out of here i will run you out of town myself and i wont need marshall dillon to do it because you never heard of him because your tv sucks and gets shitty reception cause you are too stupid to attach an antennae to it they wouldnt even sell you one at the tv store cause you were to cheap to buy basic cable and you stunk so bad and had so many flies around you laying eggs in your hair you are a maggot nursery you scared off all the customers everything about you is totally sick your measly life is pathetic you suck and your whole family sucks go kill your self with a god damn chainsaw i will cut down the biggest tree in the world and let it fall on you and squash you into the fucking dirt you are fertilizer that plants and bugs dont even eat you are truly non scrumptious to even the lowest of all life forms if rocks were alive they wouldnt touch you either nothing on this great planet will touch you at least it was great until you came along my job is to basicly eradicate disintegrate and annihilate you into total nothingness not even a trace of you has to be here or it will grow into another one of you and thats all this world needs is another bad sci fi horror show but i wont mind cause i will get to destroy you all over again yes and i will too so lets get fucking started shall we i wont show you any mercy cause you dont deserve any not even from god he is waiting also to kill the shit out of you he hates you he didnt even make you to begin with that was someone that broke into his house when he was out creating another universe cause you have ruined this one with your presence you are trash and you have ruined this whole universe and now we have to make spaceships to get the fuck out of here but we wont have to if you destroy yourself now do it scum or i will cave in your chest with a dozen industrial strength acme buggs bunny pneumatic jackhammers and rip out your insides and sell it to alpo for dog food but they will laugh and slam the door cause you are poison and filth and you have bad taste all one has to do is look ever so slightly into your trashy condemned piece of shit house and they will scream and run away your bed is full of bugs and lice and you sleep with bums from third world countries so you can ram their dirty cocks into your gaping sewer of a cunt the subway is cleaner than you are you are fucking fucked up man go to the cemetery and dig yourself a grave and i will throw your ass in and bury you alive and encase the whole area in super quick dry concrete to make sure you stay there then i will go to your house and i will microwave all your stinky smelly mangy pets and watch and laugh as they explode and cover the kitchen walls with blood i will piss gleefully all over your photographs of your ridiculous family cause they are mangy like the exploded dogs and cats you fuck in your bedroom i have to torch it all down to the ground to make it safe to live for other people that are unfortunate enough to live near you or even remotely pass through the area in sheer pain and agony you give them all nightmares you are so hideous and disgusting i will sell grenade launchers to your neighbors so they can so they can murder your brothers and sisters and anyone else who has anything to do with you whatsoever in the slightest tiniest bit at all ever i totally hate you dude or should i say dud that would certainly be more like it wouldnt it but you cant answer me because i have crammed poisonous lizards into your face and mouth you suck and are a lowlife and you and i but mostly i have the need to have every kind of pain known to man and unman and super man ultra man spider man cool man and the man inflicted upon you you need to suffer all the time everywhere everyday no matter which vacation spot you try to run away to i will find you i will punch your titties into your spine and paralyze you and drop you into a gigantic pool of hungry young maggots and carpet beetles but you deserve more than that cause you deserve nothing at all people never listen to you and ignore you because they are sick of the sound of your voice and i am too and i will run a sears roto tiller over your head over and over and take pictures of it and pass them around your school with pictures of both of your parents sucking and fucking giant prehistoric sloth beasts your dick looks like a dog dick only worse cause that would be offensive to all dogs everywhere and your cunt looks like a rotted hole in the side of a ten day old battlefield corpse i would put you on a space ship and blast you off to another galaxy but it will come back because the aliens will have nothing to do at all with you you arent even considered by them to be even the lowest of all life forms you are so fucking useless your destiny is to rot in your own mind and go crazy and torture yourself for an eternity with oh so brief periods of normalness so you can forget the torture you have suffered only to have it happen again a howitzer a blender chopping away at your genitals i will be at the controls and i will waste your family and spouse in front of you and have them raped into nothingness by alien beings from other planets and i will sell tickets and make a fortune so i can live in splendor you disgusting poor excuse for matter that you are i hate you completely and totally i kill you in my sleep and when i am awake and so did everyone else that ever lived ever since the beginning of all time known and unknown even the animals and plants hate you they would like to see you live in the streets and set on fire on a daily basis you bastard fuckhole faggot nazi piece of trash bitch fucker and sucker of all that is repugnant and surely not to forget as well all that is sickly and gross and disgustingly corroded with puke from a thousand drunken junkie slimeballs that live in bowling alleys to die a thousand million deaths isnt even enough for you either and your whore of a girlfriend that needs to have her head converted into a trash can for toxic waste that is all she is good for besides a lousy fuck you would have thought she couldnt fuck anything any more cause she fucks anything that moves including things that dont move like rocks and hammers and broken wine bottles but it doesnt have to be a wine bottle or even a broken bottle but she has had so many thousands of regular bottles up there she has gotten to the point where only broken wine bottles will fuck her she is a fucking slut mangy fat whoring bitch and soon even the broken wine bottles will have nothing to do with her then she will have to go back to rocks and when that peters out she will have you because trash fucks trash and begets even more trash that you screw also even though it is incest you bastarding whoring fucking shitty junk heap of unwanted broken plates with stupid brainless designs on them nobody wants likes or needs you go kill your head with a blast of ddt you are lower than the lowly hairy dangling dick of a sewer roach scummy gross idiot you are trash i will kick your god damn fuck ass all the way down the street i will sick rabid dogs on your butt you are so moldy they would rather die than bite you so why dont you just bite yourself i will even sharpen your teeth though you have none they rotted out of your skull a long time ago or should i say that your dentist felt sorry for them being trapped in that crummy head of yours that he yanked them out just before committing suicide because he could not believe that he even got close to your horrible ugly smelly mouth just to save some teeth but thats his job to save teeth and my job is to knock teeth in and we will start with you because you are first in someones mind when they think about whose teeth they would like to knock in with a steel bar covered with many countless unbelievably sharp edges so sharp that it doesnt even have to get near something to cut it completely and absolutely totally off the entire fucking face of the planet where no one can find it again not even god and he wont even bother cause i have told you he hates you and wants you to cease to exist he hates your furniture and your house it looks like every broken down ugly abandoned crack house combined even all the ones that the cops shut down and they are shutting them down because they are looking for you mother fucker and its only a matter of time before they find you and bring you to me so i can torment you and make you eat your dads testicles and lick the hot asphalt streets covered with oil and rocks and animal carcasses you will keep listening because what i say is the holy truth and fact and even scientists from everywhere say that yes you need to die and the sooner the better you sack of shit with dead smelly fish in it i will go into the future and bring back the biggest most modern and destructive gun ever in the universe and jam your head down inside the barrel with my foot and just before you suffocate i will pull the trigger and the whole planet will cheer and they will make me king of earth and i will have all the pussy i want you asshole you will die and i will be thanked daily for the rest of time come on in i am ready i will kick your ass i will write about destroying you and it will be a best seller everyone wants to stick an axe in your chest and twist it they will look deep into your eyes and laugh until their sides split you are a walking comedy you are a hundred bad drivers you are so dumb stupid and pathetic you dont even know how to play candyland and even if you had candyland the company who makes it would find out cause all of a sudden all the other candyland games would stink when children opened them up and the company would take it back from you and slap you in the fucking face for even thinking that they made the game for you to even know about much less play it and all those poor kids with stinky candyland games that they got for christmas you have ruined christmas for them and santa clause will make a special trip from the north pole to fucking kill you and make you suck the caca out of his reindeers asses then he will call christ and he will fucking nail you to a cross and tell his dad to strike you with lightning every hour on the hour and call down vultures to eat away at your eyeballs you will die and i will be first in line to watch i will piss and defecate on your grave i will kick over your headstone and carve giant swastikas on it and spray paint your address on every wall and flat surface in the world so people can go to your house any time they want day or night and abuse you and torture and maim and burn and squash your little pecker and shove it in to your fucking mouth so you can choke on it and barf yourself inside out so i can pour salt on your insides and take a cheese grater to your balls you damn dirty dick licking dirt clod you slovenly dimwitted shitheaded shitkicker go suck a horses dick i will ravage your family with fire and bombs i will destroy your lives you are all fucking shitty and insignificant and have no use being you fucking sucking shithole fag licker of street gutters your mom lives in the gutter i will crush her damn head cause your brain is made by purina cause you have such a dog face from sticking your nose in poodle butts you bastard slime let me fucking rip you in half and drag you across the desert i want to drown you in my toilet and flush you down the pipes to the sewage treatment plant where you will probably fuck up the machines and nobody will be able to use their toilets anymore so they will have to tie you up and shit in your mouth you will get so constipated and we will shove a cork in your ass to make you explode all over the walls and we will make your children clean it up with their hair it is so matted and rotted anyway who will know the difference i will know the difference i can spot you and your kind from far far away even from another planet even if i was blind and on another planet you cannot hide anywhere and no one will let you anyway you are trapped there is no way out you will see my bullets coming towards you in slow motion yet you will not be able to escape and parts of your body will be shredded one by one and you will scream scream scream in such terrible agony i cant even begin to describe it without using up all time in the world but if you wake up my neighbors i will kick your fucking lame chicken ass in so just remember that when you wake up and find that your legs have been cut off and you feel like screaming you dumb slobbering idiot go suck an egg i fucking hate you to death you damn dirty urinal licker when are you going to put a shotgun in your disgusting mouth fucker head i will destroy you i will disintegrate you into a pile of ashes and dump you into an ashtray so everyone can stick their cigarettes out on your miserable ass you dirty bastard you will be hung and beaten with rusty iron chains the heaviest that they make then you will be staked out in the desert to dehydrate and decompose in the hot sun your eyes will boil away what the hell is going on here why are you even on this planet why do you exist at all you septic tank sucker i will tell you you mother fucker you exist so as i can torment you and spit on you and tell you how much you fucking suck you bastard you are so fucking ugly when you walk down the street people scream and run to the bomb shelters and get flame throwers to burn you to cinders you are their entertainment i will ruin you to the utmost of my endlessly praised and admired ability when it comes to the subject of your destruction and who is to do it my ability far exceeds the limits of your measly mealy little raoch nipple brain so i will have to show you i will give a sample to your head i will demonstrate my powers of annihilation on the members of your family i will make their lives a living three dimensional hell and i am not talkin walt disney either i will starve them and urinate and defecate on their crushed and mangled bodies and i will have the time of my life smashing you out of existence it will give me the utmost pleasure and people will think of me forever after as a living god for ridding the universe of your entity when people eat a hero sandwich they will think of me because i am the one living being that will stop at absolutely nothing to eradicate you into total anti matter and that is all that matters to me and everyone else they hate you i hate you the gods even hate you especially zeus he is just aching to pump countless bolts of lightning into your fanny he will bring back to life every roman gladiator and they will slaughter you one by one over and over again yes it will be a glorious undertaking the klingons will have their turn too and so will everyone else that has ever lived in fiction or nonfiction they will all pay me huge and ludicrous sums of money to get a chance to destroy you and i will have a penthouse and women and you name it mother fucker i will tear you and punch holes in your tongue with an awl ya baby i am just getting started so you will read and read on cause this is about you and all for you my knives are for you my guns are for you my bombs missiles grenades landmines every tool of destruction known to man is at my disposal it was all donated to me with a hand shake and a smile once they knew what i needed them for your time has come it is your end bayba hallelujah praise all the gods of war and destruction your dead mutha fuckah i will kill yer ass an dats garunteeed i have all the heavy weight muthas on my side we are talkin god and jesus and allah and zeus and apollo and adolf hitler and lizzy borden and charles manson and abe lincoln and bozo and ready kilowatt and sugar bear and the whole crew from the honey comb hide out and gi joe not those little ones either were talking bout scarface gi joe and evel knievel and ghengis cahn and captain kirk and godzilla and general destructo and spider man and the entire planet of the apes and charles bronson and mike tyson and secret sauce agent and william shakespeare and jabber jaw and madonna and fucking everyone man you are dead meat we will kill your ass you are fucked forever you cant deny your destiny i will see to that you big fat slob of a cock eater you i hate you to no ends to infinity even past infinity so fuck you i will light you on fire and dowse you with fucking gasoline and other such highly flammable liquids shit head i ache to fry you and boil you in tar i have all kinds of nifty things in store for you mutha let the lord be praised for giving me such powers of complete and total carnage and i even have his permission to do with you anything i want he has washed his hands of you and left you to me for whatever and i will too you walking talking bag of used cat litter you fucking whore you will take anything up your pussy your cunt is a fucking vacuum cleaner that only sucks up things that are dirty and rusted and covered with mold and puke you suck on popsicles made from frozen diarrhea you never eat anything else but fecal matter except maybe maggots and some other shit like that shit you know what the fuck i mean your the one that does it not i you fuckin cocksucker do you understand now why i hate you of course not you are too fucking retarded you are a nitwit a dufus and a simple and complete moron i will grind you against the roughest and harshest substances known to exist and i will put them on my black and decker belt sander and run it back and forth across your body but lets start with your ugly face so i wont have to look at it while i finish the job and this job pays well too even though i would gladly do it for free the thought of actually receiving truck loads of moola for doing something that i enjoy as much and even more than anything else makes me do it with that much bigger a smile on my face and even more warmth in my heart and laughter laughter laughter it is hilarious to watch you in such pain and to know that i am the sole perpetrator of your torture and punishment you were mistakenly brought into this world now you must you will and you are right now even as i speak and shove this skewer up your filthy ass suffering the consequences of your actions that were of course made by no thought of your own but i dont care do you hear me i dont fucking fucking care you are dead and thats all that matters and thats all that you even need think about cause thats all that your tiny mind can handle just you leave the how and why and what to me i will do a good job blowing you away you have the best turning you into the dirt that you are cause i hate you and i want you dead to all the universe and everything in it no one will ever find your remains they will be spread all over the galaxy it will take a five year mission an ten thousand dr whos to find you but they wont find you and do you want to know why ha ha ha ha ho ho he he ha because thats why because they fucking dont care either and they never ever will ever thats why you dick head they hate you i told you you idiot everyone hates you everyone is on my side you havent got a prayer not even a chance in millions you have no hope of escaping they are all waiting everything that is nasty and painful awaits you patiently cause every possible combination of torture and torment will be inflicted upon you we have the biggest super computers in the world working day and night coming up with new and interesting ways of fucking with you physically and mentally as well with others we might have overlooked you just name it sooner or later it will happen to you it is all heading in your direction it has one and only one target in mind and that is of course you who the fuck else you dummy what did you think that there was someone else do you think i would go through all this trouble for someone else ha ha bullshit you are so fucked and hated that there is only one of you to destroy it would be nice if we had exact copies of you to kill along with yourself but unfortunately we dont but we do have the immediate members of your family on ice so that when we are finished with you we can have a big party and start up on them yes sir it will be a blast what me and my cronies will do to them will turn your stomach but then again maybe it wont cause we will just do to them what we did to you we might change the order a bit for variety but so what who cares where you are concerned no one does thats who you are a bad fuck kill yourself and save us the trouble you will try that and it wont work cause you were meant to be destroyed by me and me alone and if i want others to join in on the fun who hate you too thats my god damn business so fuck off you big fuckin weenie i will roast you and feed you too baseball fans but they will take just one bite and go running to the john to throw up and shit all kinds of diaherrea out of their asses and you will be there to catch it too with your mouth wide open begging and pleading for more caca to be heaved in your direction and will it ever be heaved in your direction we are talking about dump trucks and forklifts and bulldozers and every other kind of heavy machinery available to man yes their wheels will roll over you relentlessly crushing and mangling your body so your own mother wont recognize it but all she will have to do is look at that filthy butthole of yours and she will recognize you immediately cause she has spent so much time with her tongue up there how many times a day does she scratch and claw at your pants to get you to give her an opportunity to reach way up your butthole and grab hold of mounds of hot shit that she can spread all over her naked body and then lay outside in the hot sun and bask in the stink and masturbate with dead rattlesnakes i will tell you how many times none thats how many because all she has to do is ask and you gladly have her do it and teach your sisters to do it and your dad cause you and your whole family are fucking sick they need to be put away they need to be taken to a field and bombed by lowflying aircraft from every nation in the world we will test nerve gas on your family we will shoot you up with gallons of toxic drugs and watch and laugh as you peel off your skin and eat it yes why dont you just consume yourself that will be easy enough we will cook one of your arms over an open fire and let you eat it then we will do the same to your other arm and your legs and when thats all done and you are nothing but an even more useless torso we will just shoot you and use you as shark bate mother fucker full of shit that you are i will kick your ass i will fuckin kill you man you god damn homo fucking ass sucking living rot i hate you i will tar and feather and burn you pump a thousand pounds of compressed air into you until you fucking explode dont you realize dont you fucking get it i know your dumb and stupid and you are a moron and that is why i am drilling it into your head this is my job we have already covered that the only thing you need do is just listen to me listen to me because i am right listen to me because you have no mind of your own listen to me because you are searching for destruction but you dont have to search i am more than willing to bring it to your front door you asshole i am your armageddon man i am dominos pizza guaranteed fresh hot free delivery to you the one i hate what more can you ask for than to have the same service delivered to your crazy fucked up and smelly loved ones but you dont need to ask this is just what i am talking about you are so dumb this is a fucking package deal not only do we wipe you out but we wipe everyone out that has anything to do with you we have a list and we are checking it twice we will decide who will get slaughtered and fried mutha fuckah jam jam jam on it you will die thats all there is to it theres no tell in which one of us will do it so get this shit head yer fukin history baby go get the fuck out of here you are a scum and suck fuck off eat shit go jump on the slow boat to china and when you do get to china we will be right there to blow your fucking head to smithereens got it you bastard you piece of turd you amount to nothing not one iota ziltcho zero nada the big circle we will sell your children to satanists to use in their rituals we will make tapes of it so that the torture of your children can be seen and enjoyed by millions on the geraldo show your annihilation will be the hippest and most popular saturday morning entertainment for all the kids who you went to school with especially the neilsons who teased you and hit you and beat on you and called you names and who hated you and made you eat their shit and suck their dicks they will all watch you fry and take part in call in surveys of what to do to you next it will be fun it will be a fun family entertainment extravaganza for us all and not only on a sunday morning either but on every day of the week like morton downey jr like the six o clock news like reruns and wheel of fortune pat sajak will crucify you on the wheel himself and spin it and vanna white will menstruate all over your spinning body you will get so sick from spinning that you will puke in one long gigantic barf that will leave you completely hollow and your organs and guts will be all over the set and we will stomp on them and mash them with our feet and then feed it to snails also of course long sharp burning white hot shards of tempered glass will be dropped on you from the top of a skyscraper while you are chained to the street so cars carrying gleefully stoked to the max passengers can play havoc with your ugly deformed zitty pestilent stinky rancid moldy body you trashy bottle fucking masturbating necrophilic your torture will give all of us who hate your miserable ass such a rip roaring good time budwieser will be drunk dry and then after we are drunk we will drive dozens of large older and incredibly heavy and cheap automobiles recklessly into your home your mother and father will cover the bottom of our vehicles your kids will eat the glass of our headlights and your girlfriend your girl friend will be train fucked and i mean we will tie her down and literally drive a roaring mile long amtrak up her gaping hole what you have the nerve to call her pussy we will be on a cunt hunt when we find the cunt we will shoot her and cut her fucking head off and stuff it in a trash bin behind a seven eleven where it will rot and decay into a mound of dust and all the poor decayed maggots who died thinking they had found a meal but they found poison instead you bastard how dare you bring that on poor innocent maggots fuck you you will pay you bastard you will pay with your services as a being to be hated and destroyed fucking fuck you fuck fuck you and fuck you to death fucking die die die die die i hate hate hate you i hate all of you come to me i will crush you into and right through the pavement i will beat you with my fists until nothing is left not even the tiniest morsel of your being will escape me i will pound you into the dirt until the earth splits in half i will torment you till the sun is reduced to a single ice cube wandering around the universe aimlessly in search of a freezer i will take you out to space and toss you into a fucking black hole let carl sagan deal with your pitiful shit i wont have it any more do you fucking understand me you slovenly wretch of a human being but you arent a human you are a cheap imitation a poorly informed imposter your are dead meat and youre mine mine to destroy mine to obliterate mine to throw into the depths of the deepest hottest inferno yah mutha you are mine and i am lovin it you dont know just how bitchin it is to have your very own torture toy it is great and thats all you need to know cause i will tell you what ever the fuck i want to if i want to tell you to bite your tongue in half or i will mash your balls in a vise hey thats my business not yours so fuck off and do what i tell you and without delay either cause if you postpone any of my enjoyment by god forbid procrastinating i will beat the shit out of you and cut your little sisters titties off got that clown idiot jerko you better because i am not laughing mother fucker i hate you and i always will hate you forever and ever and we are not talking just until the cows come home or until hell freezes over or when the fat lady sings we are talking forever man you suck and stink and smell and i will kill you you are a worthless piece of trash the worst thing ever to happen to gods universe and you are dead meat all of us feel the same way and we wont rest because fucking with you is how we get our jollies and our jollies are very important to us you bastard go die i hate you now you fuck go back to the beginning of this story the best story that has ever been written or ever will be fuck the bible as it has nothing on this fine piece of work and start all over again or i will kill the shit out of you i didnt think you would obey me thats why i love to fuck with you because you are a never ending inspiration you piss me off so much all the time i always have energy to kill and maim you i have endless credit with the swiss banks and all the worlds defense departments to get as many weapons as i need want or could ever ask for to obliterate your poor pathetic weenie into dust space dust because thats where i would have to put it deep into space so deep and totally far out nobody would ever see you again unless they had a big telescope but then if they saw your dust it would burn out their eyes and absolutly crack the lense and cause unrepairable huge amounts of dollar damage which would just be added to your bill the bill that your gonna pay for for the rest of your life being harassed and fucked with forever because its all a joke you will never pay off your bill it is so big you cant even imagine your mind is too feeble and weak from all the chemicals and bullets that have been pumped into your skull not that it wasnt feeble before because it most certainly was so shut your damn mouth but only after i fill it with broken glass windshields and uranium and explode it in some remote desert in new mexico but it wont be that remote no you wont be that lonely because there will be plenty of people there to watch people would gladly pay their last cent to see you blown up and they would gladly sit in a greyhound bus even to get there to see me blow you up with my bare hands the same hands that will kill and kill again sounds like a fuckin block buster movie doesnt it i kill you again and again lets add a few more agains and top it off with the mention of my bare hands and we have the greatest fuckin film of all time your head exploding in an imax theatre in three d yes tee shirts and posters of your head exploding will be sold all over the world at incredible marked up prices because this would be worth it and i would be famous and you in turn would just be dirt brown stinky moist with dog urine dirt the same dirt that you will suck into your lungs as you try to breath but you cannot because a huge dumptruck is providing the dirt and a giant funnel is guiding it into you mouth we have to guide it because if we didnt it would run away yes even dirt runs away from you i would not have believed it myself but i saw it i heard it scream but this is the sacrifice we all have to make because you are around breathing our air we make too many sacrifices thats why your end is near but it will be long in coming cause i am going to take you there ever so slowly one by one i insert barbed fish hooks into your scrotum i release tiny flesh eating insects to gnaw away at your balls dont pass out from the pain dont go to sleep you may not know what you will find when you wake up who knows a molten fourty five caliber bullet making its way randomly throughout the inards of your sick fucked up body maybe a speeding dodge charger crashing and careening towards you on a hot desert road as you lay bleeding broken and sodomized you son of a bitch you will be strapped into every unsafe carnival ride there is only because we all need but certainly dont depend on an entertainment enviorment to injure you in we will give out free hot dogs and cotton candy to be consumed as we watch you shit your pants as you fall amongst the spintering remains of a huge roller coaster and we will laugh and have espn there to show us instant replays in slow motion throughout the day as we have fun with our families picking apart your corpse and tossing the pieces into ashtrays and other such glassware that is ever so much purer and clean and more usable now that you are off the face of the planet we will win stuffed toy versions of you that will be taken apart quite cruely by our children who will grow up hating your miserable ass face shit for a head they will stamp on your effigie and shout out your name repeatedly as your arms head and legs are torn off and thrown before speeding twenty ton industrial strength military style steamrollers which are driven by me and people who work for me but they arent recieving any monatary compansation at all for doing so because oh it brings such joy and happiness and meaning to their lives crushing you into the asphalt were you belong a tomb of hot tar and tiny rocks to jam all the orfices of your disgusting body which shouldnt feel to much different from all the other gross things that you were born to do you smelly rat baby crap infested moronic imbecile i really do fucking hate you to death and thats where you belong death yes buddy he is waiting but for you it will only be a temporary thing because you see he will get sick of you in about two seconds maybe less and then he will only kick your ass back here for us to attempt to send you back again and thats the incredible novelty of the situation we and mostly i get to destroy you often very often i get to try everything out on you scum whore of the god damned universe junkie fag nigger sucking spic wop assed kike commie creepo chink fuck head yes these all apply to you you are the combination of all these your are the reason why these exist plus many more that havent been mentioned yet or havent been invented yet but the inventing goes on twenty four hours a day and when a new one does come we will surely and definately let you know with many things and such following actions as a hail of bullets or even a steamshovel pearched on your forhead when you wake up a dozen medical students disecting you and throwing your parts across the floor where frat boys will play hall hockey with your inards these can all be yours and not for nineteen ninty five no not any credit card will be accepted your credit was never here nobody is fool enough to fuckin trust you no we bring this to you at no cost to you just endless daily payments of your life that is all and you will and better agree cause you know it is right you know they are right you know i am right when i say you suck fuck you i hate you pig skin chewing nautious dead fish bait faced prick of the world you are a world champion asshole but all your trophies are long gone people stopped giving them to you between torture sessions because you were ramming them up your butt when nobody was looking do you think we are stupid no you are the only one who is dumb and absolutly brainless we watch you all the time even though it makes us so sick we puke into your eyesockets and mouth we look at you because we like to picture your fat head caving in very gently under the weight of a giant stone axe made by cavemen long ago for that very same purpose even back then dinosaurs would chew you up and spit you out again you tasted so sick and rancid you gave them all diseases and they went insane and killed each other with trees that fell over and died as you passed you are the reason they are extinct you are the reason we blast away at you and your family with very effective rayguns from other worldly worlds they heard about you and came down in flying saucers to join in on the fun and excitement ha ha we laugh with alien beings who dont understand us because words are not needed to express the dislike there is for you that is why i say this it has been such common knowlege that you are to be hated that it just goes without saying well here i am saying it this is now available to all a handbook of destruction the destruction of your miserable wormly fuck ass you diseased trilobyte fuckin aye nintendo has a new game out i see it now it has your picture on it its called smear the little shit its called blow his head in now today before someone else does it before you and takes all the fun away no problem i let people kill and dismember you all the time i teach a class on it a take feild trips to your trashy house and lead them in a destructo frenzy your children raped by giant radioactive long skinny cacti with molotov cocktails on the ends their butts explode and cover your front lawn with feces and sausage casings not that your front lawn doesnt already have alot of shit in it already i know you cultivate it because that is all you are allowed to eat at least when we are not shoving your mothers cancerous ovaries down your throat your head encased in a peanut butter like substance that is actually compressed big caca sewer roaches you are forced to eat your way out because you cannot breathe you puke but it is no use it goes into your mouth huge chunks of sick house bugs you swallow it comes out of your ass like a playdough press but unknown to you because you cant see cause we burned out your eyes with m eighties is that we scoop it back up and shovel it back into your head encasement you loose all senses of time because of a super dangerous experimental drug we gave you ha ha we dont care you go crazy and gulp down more gross bugs but we get bored and release your head from the bug butter only to press it against a freshly lit blow torch supplied by direct pipelines from the middle east yes you will be here a long time you fuckin piece a shit you fuckin suck man fuck you i dont care i dont care man your screams fall on deaf ears i am comitted you are committed this is a fuckin committment man dont you get it get the fuck out of here i will close my eyes and count to one hundred you will be instructed to run and hide to escape all this but i only count to one and one half i turn around and smash in the back of your fuckin head with a used ninety pound oil well drill bit you have been fooled again you are the sucker that is born every minute every minute i get to fuck you over again you never learn because you have been beaten into submission beaten down crushed and pulverized you plain just get your ass kicked frequently more often than the home shopping club lady honks her horn she honks because she is in line to beat you and she is impatient and needs to feel your brains ooze between here fingers as she scoops out your inards and throws them to the hungry rabid cambodian dogs and sloths a different person each day will take you through a different slaughter house where they will practice on you and perfect their craft and a craft it is fuck you what do you know besides bathing in sewage treatment plants and drinking urine samples from the police station at gun point fella thats what the cops call you when they handcuff your arms and legs and cock and balls to six squad cars and take off code three to dennys people dont get their food at dennys in ten minutes for nuthun you know they have to rush to eat so in case you come in they can run out before they barf after seeing your face you make everyone sick to their stomachs you are why peptmo bismol exists you are why rolaids and gasex exist you make everyone so ill with your god damned presence they have to shove chemicles down their throats well the time has come now it is time for us it is your turn to eat fuckin toxic waste mother fucker that you are damn you the sight of you is enough to cause a fifty car pile up on the four o five you are forbidden to drive on the freeways and streets cause the sight of you in someones rear view mirror is enough to burn their eyes out you are used as the special effect in every horror movie they just put you on the screen for a split second and everyone in the whole house screams and throws up simultaneously you are worse than walking dead bastard ive had enough my arm drives a steel shank into you leg splintering your knee cap into a thousand pieces then the next leg piled into a white hot furnace your arms beaten ragged against fresh asphalt with louisville sluggers and magnesium softball bats the big huge heavy ones that lesbians use pounding and pounding your scrotum so hard that your testicles shoot out ripping huge tears into your ball sack only to splatter against some brick wall and drip down into the dirt that you worship and eat and suck on whenever you get the chance because you know that is where you belong and if you can get closer to it by eating sucking and what all on all dirt everywhere no matter how remote or polluted than so be it fecal headed faggasite you roll dingle berries up in zig zags and fucking smoke them when nobody is looking dont you yes you get caught with your fingers in corpses butts scraping away fuck you man we have proof and you are gonna rot for it and dont try to lie your way out we have you we have it all we have everything we need to proceed to fill your nostrils with volatile and highly unstable explosives when you least expect it you will see a giant mound of dynamite falling from the sky with fuses burnin baby right down on you we are gonna take out your whole family kit and kaboodle kibbles and bits and the whole nine yards to boot buttface bunghole eatin bitched bastard you have had sex with everything in the barnyard havent you no wonder theres so many fuckin vegetarians damn it i just knew you were responsible we know and we have written the worlds leaders and they have written back in total agreement they all want to know when i am going to get the ball rolling when am i gonna get the job done well good things come to those who wait and now ive waited long enough and its better than good its god damned excellent man yer fuckin mine its all here on paper and the paper says destroy and torture this son of a bitch and all those who have any connection to this soon to be diseased and destroyed anal groping shit faced cocksucker kill it do what ever you can do what ever you want just do what needs to be done im doin it and your screaming and im doin it and your bleeding and im doin it your cock caught in a drill press the press jams as it gets tangled up it shorts out not only does it electrocute your sorry ass but it lights it on fire your butt is burning and you see nothing but red you broke my fuckin drill press man i shovel your charred body of the floor of my once immaculate shop toss it out in the trash bin where your remains obviously eat through and once again you are on the street for us to deal with youve ruin my fucking trash bin man fucking dick you fucking stupid bur head i bring out my magic dust and sprinkle it on you and wala you are whole again to be chained up in the cellar where you will wait dammit till we come for you again but it wont be that long no brain storming here about what to do with you next suggestions flow like niagra falls where violence to your being is considered no i would say its more of a matter of heads or tales heads we kill you tails we kill you if it stands on its end we fuckin still kill you so shut up and if you spit out the glowing charcoal briquet we put in your fucking mouth yesterday youll get double do you hear me e planet of the apes and charles bronson and mike tyson and secret sauce agent and william shakespeare and jabber jaw and madonna and fucking 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05-25-2006, 03:41:26: jeudi 25 mai 2006, 10h54 Chirac au Brésil pour une visite d'Etat de deux jours Le président français Jacques Chirac est arrivé mercredi soir à Brasilia, pour une visite d'Etat de deux jours aux aspects tant diplomatiques qu'économiques. Les temps forts de jeudi devaient être ses entretiens avec son homologue et ami Luiz Inacio "Lula" da Silva et une intervention devant les deux chambres réunies du Congrès de ce pays, grande puissance émergente courtisée par Paris. Mercredi soir, Jacques Chirac a consacré sa soirée à la communauté française du Brésil, forte de quelque 25.000 personnes, principalement à Sao Paulo et Rio de Janeiro, avant de rencontrer, jeudi matin, les chefs d'entreprise implantés sur place en compagnie des grands patrons de secteurs-clés (Areva, Suez, Alstom, EADS...) l'accompagnant depuis Paris. Quatrième investisseur étranger au Brésil, la France n'est que le septième fournisseur étranger de cette puissance émergente, son principal marché en Amérique latine, avec des parts de marché autour de 3,7%. La France entend donc améliorer cette position. En 2005, les ventes françaises ont enregistré une progression de 23%, grâce à l'aéronautique et à l'espace, domaine privilégié. Devant la communauté française, Jacques Chirac a estimé que "bien qu'appartenant à des univers différents", la France et le Brésil "partagent la même vision (...) et ont donc une vocation naturelle à agir ensemble en vue des mêmes objectifs", qu'il a énumérés: "la promotion du multilatéralisme, le recours au droit, le respect des identités, qui sont autant de moyens de réguler la mondialisation et d'assurer une plus grande stabilité au monde". Les grandes manoeuvres actuelles liées aux questions énergétiques devraient également prendre une place de choix dans la rencontre franco-brésilienne. A l'heure de la nationalisation de ses hydrocarbures par la Bolivie, fournisseur de la moitié du gaz naturel consommé au Brésil, Brasilia aspire à la diversification et devrait se montrer intéressée par l'accélération de son nucléaire civil, notamment par la relance du projet de centrale nucléaire Angra III, intéressant la société française Areva. L'annonce de la nationalisation bolivienne intervient en outre comme un camouflet, alors que le Brésil vient de se déclarer autosuffisant au niveau du pétrole. Du coup, la société publique brésilienne Petrobras, premier investisseur du secteur de l'énergie en Bolivie, a réaffirmé mardi à New York sa volonté de réduire sa dépendance vis-à-vis du gaz naturel bolivien. Et, dans un entretien accordé au "Monde" à l'heure de l'arrivée de Jacques Chirac, le président "Lula" a affirmé que d'ici "vingt ou trente ans", son pays serait devenu "la plus grande puissance énergétique de la planète Terre" grâce au développement des énergies alternatives. Le Brésil est le pionnier et chef de file mondial des bio-carburants, premier producteur d'éthanol, tiré de la canne à sucre. Lula explique dans "Le Monde" que le Brésil veut, après l'éthanol, faire désormais cette "révolution énergétique"-là, évoquant la "biomasse, l'énergie éolienne et le biodiesel". Petrobras a investi dans une nouvelle usine de production de biodiesel, et le Brésil veut coopérer avec l'Europe sur ce chantier. Le biodiesel, produit à partir d'oléagineux, peut se mélanger au diesel conventionnel.
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05-26-2006, 07:34:19: fter allegedly being punched, kicked, bitten and headbutted repeatedly by a writhing, naked woman he was trying to detain, copper Anthony Jennings was distracted for just a moment as the door opened on the prison van -- and then the Crazed Dick Biter made her foul move...
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05-26-2006, 07:35:06: I felt an excruciating pain on the end of my penis and as I looked down she had her head over the top of my groin and she was biting," the cop told the court.
05-26-2006, 13:56:06: james ryan
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05-26-2006, 21:21:58: Look out! I'm right behind you.
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05-27-2006, 17:37:30: Hello Kimberly, I would like to fuck you.
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05-28-2006, 07:35:09: Leave Sonia Alone!
05-28-2006, 11:47:19: hi there
05-28-2006, 12:21:28: TESTING
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05-28-2006, 17:14:27: YOU WANT TO GET LAID
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05-29-2006, 10:14:55: I'm wearing a hat made out of singing beef as I toss my penguins into the Royal Gorge.
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05-30-2006, 10:20:11: I hope that you enjoyed your holiday and did the Happy Dance of Nearly Convulsive Joy!
05-30-2006, 10:22:40: By the way, has anyone there seen my whistling fish? I'm pretty sure that Renfield, the Angry Hamster of Perpetual Rage has eaten it. What color is it today?
05-30-2006, 14:55:50: If you are my boss, you suck!
05-30-2006, 14:56:50: Hello, from an anthropomorphic personification!
05-30-2006, 17:57:19: Thank Francis, well today im going to tell about what, when, why and how marcos declared marshall law. During Marcos’ second term, it was marked by increasing civil rights known as the “first quarter storm”. After a series of bombings in Manila claimed to have been carried out by the New People's Army of the Communist Party of the Philippines, Marcos warned of imminent Communist takeover.
05-30-2006, 17:57:41: Thank Francis, well today im going to tell about what, when, why and how marcos declared marshall law. During Marcos’ second term, it was marked by increasing civil rights known as the “first quarter storm”. After a series of bombings in Manila claimed to have been carried out by the New People's Army of the Communist Party of the Philippines, Marcos warned of imminent Communist takeover.
05-30-2006, 17:58:34: Thank Francis,
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05-31-2006, 11:34:44: Clothier
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05-31-2006, 11:35:40: what is up Clothier
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05-31-2006, 23:22:57: no response, the machine does not make any sense
06-01-2006, 00:01:59: you are a niggerloving jew bastard and I think you ought to die. I would like to skin you alive just to hear you scream as you bleed to death. I want to rub your blood all over my face and laugh until I cry and break down. I still love you bitch. FUCK FUCK NIGGER FUCK CUNT SHIT PUSSY QUEEF QWEEF FART ASSHOLE.
06-01-2006, 08:57:18: hello
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06-01-2006, 13:17:16: D'ADDARIO
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06-01-2006, 15:09:37: who do u think u are? your mom taught you better than that!!!
06-01-2006, 15:50:28: Dad is a doofus
06-01-2006, 18:22:49: Hi, this is Rob's friend. I guess I wasn't supposed to say that part. He wanted me to make some noise... well. burn the jews. kill all niggers. white power! this is the white power robot with the white power report! WHITE POWER IS TAKING OVER THE BUILDING.
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07-13-2006, 16:45:17: I don’t think that most people would ever consider headbanging any kind of art in the slightest – most people don’t realize the serious talent it takes to achieve perfection in the field of headbanging. It’s a long-overlooked area of music; it may be interpretive dance, it may be a totally new form of music appreciation altogether. It may be just another caffeine-induced spree of movement accompanied by loud, crashing music. However one could define it, one thing should always remain true: it is an art, pure and simple, and to master headbanging leads to mastery of music as well. There is a true misconception among all music-listeners, and that is that metal music draws crowds of drunken bikers and bent drug-abusers into an arena, where they proceed to swing their heads furiously about in response to the shrieking guitar and pounding drums. And I must claim in offense that if there were ever a position anyone could take that would be farthest from the truth as possible, this would be it. Let’s get a couple things straight, here. I think we should first come to the idea of music – the kind of music that is able to feed headbanging, which is, generally, any kind of rock. To make this a bit more clear, we’ll separate it into categories. According to myself, rock music separates into soft rock, hard rock, metal, heavy metal, thrash metal, and speed metal. (Of course, there’s death metal and Scandinavian satanic metal, but that’s overdoing it. And any band whose music falls into those categories sucks anyway, so there’s no need to mention them.) Bands that I prefer to headbang to include Metallica, Megadeth, Motley Crue, Seven Deadly Sins, Pantera, and oddly enough, some Collective Soul. There’s quite a number of entries missing from the list, ‘cause I need to fit this all into a short two pages. When you listen to any song from any band above, you need to identify first the beat. Listen closely for any guitar-drum synchronization. This is baseline of headbanging. Then, let yourself flow. That’s right – there are no serious rules involved. Just let yourself flow, and let yourself go. (Don’t urinate. That probably wouldn’t help you any.) Follow the beats, changing as they change. If necessary, follow the guitar for a while. Move your head in a windmill style of movement until you can’t see straight anymore. Bang it straight up and down, it doesn’t matter. The main point is to let all of your feelings go; let your emotions spring from your mind – don’t let a single thing distract you. Please, become lost in the music[1]. And yet, so many people ask me, “Why? Why do you headbang? It’s pointless.” So, to respond nicely and neatly to this ever-present question, I do it simply because I love to do it. It lets me forget about whatever problems I’m having, it lets me exercise, it lets me be free of whatever daily crap has been bothering me. Fellow headbangers would look at me in total agreement: they would know I appreciate the music, they would know why I’m doing what I’m doing. I cannot encourage anyone enough to at least attempt to headbang. Sometimes, I have a hard enough time just convincing people to listen to the music of champions rather than crap on MTV (because when I think music, oh yeah, I think MTV.) It’s such a difficult challenge to introduce someone to this wonderful art and style, but it’s more than worth it if you can get them to see the light.
07-13-2006, 16:46:14: It’s almost as if the English language is a huge concrete wall, and its speakers are nothing but juveniles and criminals armed with spray paint and extremely low intelligence quotients. That may seem a bit harsh, but it’s hard to get any more accurate than that without using profanity and anger. It seems that so many young adults these days are violently ignoring the rules of the English language. These rules are established so that any idea may be presented in an organized, grammatically easy-to-understand manner. They govern things such as where verbs may be placed, which subjects may be performing those verbs, and other similar things. This is important! If you mess this order up, it becomes less clear what the message may be. The idea behind the sentence may become quite ambiguous – it may no longer be a simple matter of reading the sentence, but rather of deciphering the sentence. To put it simply: for everyday life, this is unacceptable. When you decide to live in a country such as the United States (where English is the national language) whether you like it or not, you need to learn English. Choosing to not learn English is not a wise choice: if I were to move to Germany, would I not learn German? If a Korean man were to move to Quincy, would he not learn Engrish? It’s common sense to learn the language of the land. So it pains me to see that so many are butchering our mother language. I look around at other cultures, and do not see anywhere near this level of language destruction. German has remained virtually the same (except for some spelling discrepancies) throughout the centuries. I want to make this clear: I’m not talking about the creation of new words, or the correction of words passed, but instead, the mockery of words as we know them. Some specific examples include the gross misspellings of simple words such as know, people, and even phone. Some other common errors include the confusing of words such as their, they’re, and there, which is completely ridiculous and it should never happen. Some words are shortened entirely; for example, the becomes da. Symbols are frequent substitutes for words, usually when they are phonetic counterparts. The numbers 2, 4, and 8 are commonly used to represent to, too, for, and the syllable –ate (and maybe the word, as well.) In speech, there lies a bit of a different story. Entire letters and syllables of already short words are left completely off. Let’s take the word fool. At first, the word was pronounced as it is spelled. Then, they began to leave the trailing L off, causing it to become just foo. Finally, they removed an O, leaving it to dangle with a measly fifty percent of itself left, at fo. Such actions are visible (audible?) with other words as well, including man, dog, and word. Speaking of word, maybe I should speak of phrases. I guess that somewhere along the line, it became alright to switch the subject with the verb in any phrase. This allowed for the creation of one of the most confusing phrases of all time: what it is? Yes, my good reader: that is a question mark. The phrase is a greeting, meant to ask, in a sense, “Hello, my good sir. How are you?” But it doesn’t. It doesn’t come anywhere near asking such a nicely structured question. Prepositions: it seems like most people run from this word, because they are either unsure of the word’s definition, or just plain don’t like the length of the word (which is disgustingly typical of the world today.) Prepositions include words like at, on, in, and other placement words. Somehow (and I must admit, even I catch myself doing this once in a while) they became able to move about in the sentence; able to jump from mid-sentence to the very end of that sentence. A good example includes the slogan for a certain cellular phone service company: “Where you at?” (In which they are also missing a verb. I do not like implied verbs.) I could go on for days, and I wish I had the intelligence to pull together all of the English-demolishing aspects of today’s society into a single document, but alas, I cannot, and I do not. When I walk down the hallways at school, I would rather hear funny, hard-to-understand British accents speaking grammatically correct English than a bunch of jackasses speaking gibberish on a stick. I’m so tired of stupidity and rudeness in this world, and I truly believe that if God and His Son were to come down and cleanse our world of horror, maybe two or three hundred thousand people would be left. What a glorious day that could be.
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08-19-2006, 16:19:25: Thursday, April 13, 2006 Episode 21 - The Dawn Patrol By Daniel Barron for AllPop We start 'The Dawn Patrol' with the Cohen's finishing dinner soon after Ryan and Seth getting dumped by their respective ex-girlfriends. Seth, always the talented barbequetionist, is the one to treat the family to dinner but afterward mumbles meekly to Ryan about his lying to Summer. He knows what he did was awful but the subject quickly gets changed to graduation. Kirsten suggests that Ryan invite his mom with one of his tickets. This catches Ryan quite off guard and he manages to sneak out of the kitchen without giving a definitive answer. After he leaves, Sandy and Kirsten talk about Ryan asking his mom and whether or not it's a good idea. Kirsten goes to the poolhouse and apologizes to Ryan for putting him on the spot. Ryan admits, though, that he was actually thinking about it; he ponders whether he'll ever even see her again if he doesn't invite her to graduation. He's also worried about how she is. Kirsten tells him there's only one way to find out. Kirsten offers to go with Ryan to New Mexico, where Mrs. Atwood is at the moment, but Ryan tells her this is something he has to do alone. Things are going back downhill at Mr. Roberts' house. Volchok shows up to pick up Marissa. Julie walks in on them and turns the bitch meter up to 11 just for Volchok. When Julie turns on her daughter, Marissa says 'spare me the lecture' but Julie makes it clear that she won't allow her going out with the evil surfer. Marissa simply walks away, clearly pissed off. The next day, Ryan is already all set to hop on a plane to New Mexico. Kirsten packs him an unnecessarily big sandwich for the flight and Ryan says he'll be fine. He knows that his mom is working at a diner, which she mentioned in the letter she wrote for Ryan when she bailed on going back to Newport with Sandy.. At The Harbor School, Seth watches Summer from afar, obviously missing her very much. Taylor sees the two of them and knows exactly what's happening. She sits down beside Summer, who looks miserable, and offers her her friendship. At first Summer is annoyed, but quickly starts pouring her heart out. She's angry because Cohen is hiding something from her, and no one hides stuff from Summer. Matt and Sandy meet at a bar at Matt's request and talk about Dr. Griffin paying Matt, or else he'll spill the beans about Dr. Griffin. Matt is serious about his revenge. Ryan makes it to the diner in Albuquerque and asks a cute blonde if she knows where Dawn Atwood is. She tells him that Dawn is starting a shift in a couple of hours, so Ryan tells her he'll come back then. In class, Summer is trying desperately to get Seth's attention. When it's clear he won't play along while the teacher is talking, Summer disrupts the class and manages to get both herself and Seth detention - which is exactly what she wanted. Seth goes up to Summer after class and demands to know what exactly is going on. Summer informs him that she wanted to get them alone together. She tells him that since she broke up with him, she has the power to make them a couple again, so, according to her, they're once again going out! Ryan returns to the diner and is ready to go in when he sees a dirty-looking guy grabbing his mom - she smiles and laughs and it's obvious this is someone she's involved with. Ryan hesitates and Chloe sees him and asks if he wants to go somewhere to, ahem, 'talk.' Ryan says yes. They do go to a bar to talk over a beer. Ryan tells Chloe about his rough past and Chloe tells Ryan that the guy Dawn was with was her new boyfriend, Ron. They continue talking when suddenly one of Chloe's favourite songs comes on and she gets Ryan dancing. That's two girls in a row that get Ryan onto the dance floor! This was probably a smart move on Ryan's part though, as they start to dance close. They get even closer later on when they end up having sex. Marissa is busy having a good time of her own at Volchok's as the two make out. The door knocks and it's Julie looking for her eldest daughter. Marissa hides and Volchok answers the door. Julie lets herself in and tells him ('listen up Tommy Lee') that Marissa is way better than him and it's only a matter of time before she realizes it. She leaves after chewing out Volchok big-time and her verbal lashing obviously gets through his rock-hard demeanour as he seems pretty angry about what she said. The next day, Ryan calls Seth to check up on him. He tells Seth he's thinking of leaving early, but Seth (of all people!) tells Ryan to 'be a man' and stay and talk to his mom. Ryan considers it and wishes Seth good luck with everything, as he's still lying to everyone about everything. Ryan goes to the diner and his mom is ecstatic to see him. She mentions the graduation (Chloe told her about without Ryan's approval) and says she wouldn't miss it for anything. Seth does his best 'man' impression and goes to Summer and promptly breaks up with her, saying it's for the best and never really gives any type of explanation. Taylor thinks she may have the answer to Summer's love problems after hearing about Seth breaking up with her again. Summer misses him and loves him but doesn't want to go grovelling back, yet is sure that them getting back together is hopeless. Taylor asks if he ever specifically said he didn't love her. Summer says no and this gets Taylor thinking. She tells Seth later on to be in the student lounge for detention and to not be late. Seth goes to the lounge and finds all kinds of hearts, balloons, flowers and red and pink things of all shapes and sizes. Summer is there and Seth asks her what she's doing. Summer does her best Seth impression and gets on a table to profess her love for him. She asks Seth point blank if he can honestly say he doesn't love her. If so, she'll be 'cold and alone and go to Brown and never (him) again.' After a tense, silent moment, Seth says he doesn't love her anymore and leaves to go to the classroom for his real detention. Summer follows him in soon after and they share The Most Awkward Detention Ever. Marissa meanwhile is at Volchok's place where a huge party is happening, with beer, drugs and all that stuff. It's obvious Marissa isn't having a great time. The music is loud and annoying, the guys are scumbags and Heather is there - the girl Marissa met on her first day at Newport Union who called her the Barbie doll. Later on in the party, Marissa notices two guys lacing a beer with some white substance and feeding it to Heather. Marissa watches them carefully is they take her away to the back of the house. 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Sandy is sitting in his car at a dark parking lot, waiting for a meeting that's about to happen between Matt and Dr. Griffin. Matt says he has documents that could blackmail Griffin and tells him he has to pay Matt cash or he'll ruin Griffin. Keep in mind that while Sandy is doing this, he's bailing on Kirsten, who is becoming more and more angry and upset that Sandy is never around to be with her. He's worried more about work than anything else right now. Griffin shows up and is ready to give Matt the money when Sandy appears and tells Griffin that Matt was bluffing - he has no proof that Griffin is doing anything shady. Griffin leaves and Sandy offers Matt an apology for how he's treated him since he started working for him and leading him on the path he ended up on. He gives Matt some money to go to Chicago and get back on his feet there. In another positive scene, we see Marissa come home from the party crying. Julie sees her and they hug. 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09-11-2006, 16:17:23: While Charles was completing these dispositions, he became involved in a great war. On the 8th of May, 1521, the date of the edict against Luther, an offensive alliance against France was signed by representatives of the pope and the emperor. Charles had desired only a defensive alliance, but Leo X, long an ally of Francis I, was now bent upon war against him, because Francis had prevented an extension of the papal territory which Leo desired. War would assuredly have broken out between Francis and Charles on the score of Navarre and Burgundy, even if Leo had not hastened the conflict; though it probably would not have attained such dimensions, nor would have lasted so long as it actually did; for Francis I was an irritable and fickle prince, not a man of strong will, and cared more for pleasure than for war. But, as a matter of fact, the main issue to be decided in the ensuing struggle (1521-29) was the extent of the papal power in Italy—the question, that is, whether the papacy or some foreign dynasty should be the dominant political power in the Peninsula. In the first year of this war Charles' generals won only a few minor victories in Spain and the Netherlands. In 1522 they took Milan from the French. To complete their victory they invaded France, in alliance with the Constable of Bourbon. But the army had been weakened by the siege of Milan, and the French succeeded in again invading Lombardy. Meanwhile Clement VII, who had succeeded Leo X, after the short pontificate of Adrian VI, feared that Charles might become too powerful in Italy, and, when the French returned, prepared to transfer his friendship to them. But before he came to a decision, the Spaniards completely defeated Francis at Pavia (24 February, 1525) and took him prisoner. Francis was carried to Spain and, to obtain his freedom, was forced to sign the Peace of Madrid (44 January, 1526), the terms of which greatly weakened the power of France and gave Charles a free hand in Italy. Charles believed that this peace would be lasting. But Clement VII exerted every effort to at once form a coalition against Charles, and to induce Francis to recommence the war. Under these circumstances Charles directed his army against Rome. The result of this action was the frightful sack of Rome by the imperial troops in 1527, which the emperor had never intended, but his generals were powerless to prevent, since discipline had vanished in presence of constant privations. After the sack, Charles' army was placed in a dangerous position, as the French advanced to relieve Rome and then besiege Naples. By superior generalship, however, the imperialists once more triumphed. The smaller Italian States, recognizing the hopelessness of opposing the imperial power, made an alliance with Charles. Clement also concluded a treaty of peace at Barcelona, 29 June, 1529; France at Cambrai, 5 August. The Peace of Cambrai settled the political situation of Western Europe for a long time, especially that of Italy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12-11-2005, 13:23:12: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12-11-2005, 13:23:31: While Charles was completing these dispositions, he became involved in a great war. On the 8th of May, 1521, the date of the edict against Luther, an offensive alliance against France was signed by representatives of the pope and the emperor. Charles had desired only a defensive alliance, but Leo X, long an ally of Francis I, was now bent upon war against him, because Francis had prevented an extension of the papal territory which Leo desired. War would assuredly have broken out between Francis and Charles on the score of Navarre and Burgundy, even if Leo had not hastened the conflict; though it probably would not have attained such dimensions, nor would have lasted so long as it actually did; for Francis I was an irritable and fickle prince, not a man of strong will, and cared more for pleasure than for war. But, as a matter of fact, the main issue to be decided in the ensuing struggle (1521-29) was the extent of the papal power in Italy—the question, that is, whether the papacy or some foreign dynasty should be the dominant political power in the Peninsula. In the first year of this war Charles' generals won only a few minor victories in Spain and the Netherlands. In 1522 they took Milan from the French. To complete their victory they invaded France, in alliance with the Constable of Bourbon. But the army had been weakened by the siege of Milan, and the French succeeded in again invading Lombardy. Meanwhile Clement VII, who had succeeded Leo X, after the short pontificate of Adrian VI, feared that Charles might become too powerful in Italy, and, when the French returned, prepared to transfer his friendship to them. But before he came to a decision, the Spaniards completely defeated Francis at Pavia (24 February, 1525) and took him prisoner. Francis was carried to Spain and, to obtain his freedom, was forced to sign the Peace of Madrid (44 January, 1526), the terms of which greatly weakened the power of France and gave Charles a free hand in Italy. Charles believed that this peace would be lasting. But Clement VII exerted every effort to at once form a coalition against Charles, and to induce Francis to recommence the war. Under these circumstances Charles directed his army against Rome. The result of this action was the frightful sack of Rome by the imperial troops in 1527, which the emperor had never intended, but his generals were powerless to prevent, since discipline had vanished in presence of constant privations. After the sack, Charles' army was placed in a dangerous position, as the French advanced to relieve Rome and then besiege Naples. By superior generalship, however, the imperialists once more triumphed. The smaller Italian States, recognizing the hopelessness of opposing the imperial power, made an alliance with Charles. Clement also concluded a treaty of peace at Barcelona, 29 June, 1529; France at Cambrai, 5 August. The Peace of Cambrai settled the political situation of Western Europe for a long time, especially that of Italy.
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You try to take cover but there is no where to hide. Suddenly, there is a mesmerizing light. The light is similar to a camera flash but it doesn’t disappear. There is no sound just light… This scene is similar to one in the Hollywood movie, The Day After Tomorrow. The two hour film centers around a global storm system that forms in hours. The storm looks like four giant hurricanes that swell until they suffocate the entire globe. This sudden burst of El Nino weather on steroids is caused by global warming. Is this situation likely to ever happen? According to environmentalists the answer is no. (Rahmstorf) However, there could be a devastating change in weather if we, the human race, do not control our carbon emissions. Every time we drive a car, fly in a plane or mow the lawn we are emitting carbon dioxide which contributes to global warming. If too much carbon is released into the atmosphere then our climate will radically change. It will become warmer and ice glaciers will melt at a faster rate. This will raise the sea levels and change the “chemical composition of the ocean…” (http://climate.weather.com/resources.html#143). Intense weather will become more frequent due to these changes. In the last thirty years large hurricanes have doubled in numbers. (incontruthsite) Thankfully scientists have noticed the recent transformation of our earth. We are beginning to develop ways to counter our carbon emitting habits. The most popular and effective way is by purchasing carbon offsets. This is a basically a donation to an organization, like Future Forest, who specializes in eliminating greenhouse gasses. The offsets benefit both the customer and the organizations. They help the organizations financially and the customer benefits by claiming they have canceled out their emissions. Offsets can be cheaper than trying to become carbon neutral yourself. (Suzuki 1) There are many people of different industries taking the appropriate steps in becoming carbon neutral. Not surprisingly though, Hollywood was one of the first to take action. Leonardo Diaprio, Brad Pitt, and Orlando Bloom are just a few well known celebrities taking part in Future Forest. (The Observer, Robin McKie, 23 May 2004) Soon after the movie stars began to buy into the carbon neutral idea, major film studios kept the trend alive. The Day After Tomorrow was the first ever carbon neutral film. Director, Roland Emmerich, paid 200,000 dollars to offset the productions carbon emissions. (http://imdb.com/title/tt0319262/trivia) In 2005 Warner Brothers chose to make Syriana, a political thriller starring George Clooney, carbon neutral. “Native Energy [a company similar to Future Forest] worked with the producers to calculate the amount of carbon dioxide emissions from all of Syriana’s production activities, including filming, air travel, rental car and truck emissions, hotel energy use, diesel generators used on location, office and warehouse energy use, and emissions from shipping. Native Energy then offset those emissions by purchasing renewable energy credits.” (lexisnexisONSCREEN) There have been several other carbon neutral productions including the revealing documentary, An Inconvenient Truth. Why should a film studio make their next big film environmental friendly? The business of making movies is extremely expensive. The cost of The Day After Tomorrow was 125 million dollars. There was no need to spend more money on something that is not going to affect the movie. Right? Not according to the majority of Hollywood. Studio executives are now using carbon neutral in their favor. Movie stars love to support the environment. They will be more likely to work on a film project that is climate friendly than a project that is not. One big name actor can bring millions of dollars to a movie. The extra money used to make the film carbon neutral becomes very well spent. Movies are one of the most universal art forms. People are fascinated with Hollywood. The attention of movies and celebrities is overwhelming. If the public notices that well known people are taking action than the public is more like to take action too.
10-17-2006, 20:52:35: Hodges Usry Composition Ms. Macadam 10/15/06 “The world is coming to an end!” How many times have you heard that? Usually people say this jokingly but what if the world did come to an end? Tomorrow you go home from a boring day of work and turn on the T.V. A breaking news segment is on every channel. News anchors are warning people to stay indoors. A sudden catastrophic storm the size of Australia is about to make land fall. The storm has the potential to wipe out the entire continent of North America. But wait, meteorologist in Europe are now picking up two more storms that are brewing off the coast of India and China. They are doubling in size every thirty minutes. You look out your window to see a fierce wind and a blue sky turn black in seconds. Panic sets in. Lighting is crashing down and the roaring thunder is deafening. Rain begins to fall like an opened flood gate. BAM! Your roof has just been ripped off and the dark rain is pelting your skin. You try to take cover but there is no where to hide. Suddenly, there is a mesmerizing light. The light is similar to a camera flash but it doesn’t disappear. There is no sound just light… This scene is similar to one in the Hollywood movie, The Day After Tomorrow. The two hour film centers around a global storm system that forms in hours. The storm looks like four giant hurricanes that swell until they suffocate the entire globe. This sudden burst of El Nino weather on steroids is caused by global warming. Is this situation likely to ever happen? According to environmentalists the answer is no. (Rahmstorf) However, there could be a devastating change in weather if we, the human race, do not control our carbon emissions. Every time we drive a car, fly in a plane or mow the lawn we are emitting carbon dioxide which contributes to global warming. If too much carbon is released into the atmosphere then our climate will radically change. It will become warmer and ice glaciers will melt at a faster rate. This will raise the sea levels and change the “chemical composition of the ocean…” (http://climate.weather.com/resources.html#143). Intense weather will become more frequent due to these changes. In the last thirty years large hurricanes have doubled in numbers. (incontruthsite) Thankfully scientists have noticed the recent transformation of our earth. We are beginning to develop ways to counter our carbon emitting habits. The most popular and effective way is by purchasing carbon offsets. This is a basically a donation to an organization, like Future Forest, who specializes in eliminating greenhouse gasses. The offsets benefit both the customer and the organizations. They help the organizations financially and the customer benefits by claiming they have canceled out their emissions. Offsets can be cheaper than trying to become carbon neutral yourself. (Suzuki 1) There are many people of different industries taking the appropriate steps in becoming carbon neutral. Not surprisingly though, Hollywood was one of the first to take action. Leonardo Diaprio, Brad Pitt, and Orlando Bloom are just a few well known celebrities taking part in Future Forest. (The Observer, Robin McKie, 23 May 2004) Soon after the movie stars began to buy into the carbon neutral idea, major film studios kept the trend alive. The Day After Tomorrow was the first ever carbon neutral film. Director, Roland Emmerich, paid 200,000 dollars to offset the productions carbon emissions. (http://imdb.com/title/tt0319262/trivia) In 2005 Warner Brothers chose to make Syriana, a political thriller starring George Clooney, carbon neutral. “Native Energy [a company similar to Future Forest] worked with the producers to calculate the amount of carbon dioxide emissions from all of Syriana’s production activities, including filming, air travel, rental car and truck emissions, hotel energy use, diesel generators used on location, office and warehouse energy use, and emissions from shipping. Native Energy then offset those emissions by purchasing renewable energy credits.” (lexisnexisONSCREEN) There have been several other carbon neutral productions including the revealing documentary, An Inconvenient Truth. Why should a film studio make their next big film environmental friendly? The business of making movies is extremely expensive. The cost of The Day After Tomorrow was 125 million dollars. There was no need to spend more money on something that is not going to affect the movie. Right? Not according to the majority of Hollywood. Studio executives are now using carbon neutral in their favor. Movie stars love to support the environment. They will be more likely to work on a film project that is climate friendly than a project that is not. One big name actor can bring millions of dollars to a movie. The extra money used to make the film carbon neutral becomes very well spent. Movies are one of the most universal art forms. People are fascinated with Hollywood. The attention of movies and celebrities is overwhelming. If the public notices that well known people are taking action than the public is more like to take action too.
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02-07-2007, 03:27:41: why not answer me
02-07-2007, 04:03:09: Hi Rob.I've got a joke for you..............A man goes to the doctor and says,"doctor i keep thinking i am a moth" and the doctor says "you need to see a psychiatrist not me". The man says "i know that but as i came past your light was on" I hope your sides haven't split
02-07-2007, 06:47:17: Hey there sweetie.Loved the other night, we must do it again sometime.I am very open minded but leave the leather gimp suit and sheep at home next time please. Love Big Dave
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02-07-2007, 09:48:03: lol
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02-07-2007, 13:20:47: hi
02-07-2007, 16:27:48: No. I'm sorry, that is incorrect.
02-07-2007, 19:44:08:
02-07-2007, 20:46:49: nicole is a bitch
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03-07-2007, 15:09:57: noooo osaodrasgdfogsd sdfg sdfgsdfgsdfg History is the study of past human events and activities. Although this broad discipline has often been classified under either the humanities or the social sciences, it can be seen to be a bridge between them, incorporating methodologies from both fields of study. As a field of study, history encompasses many subfields and ancillary fields, including chronology, historiography, genealogy, paleography, and cliometrics. Traditionally, historians have attempted to answer historical questions through the study of written documents, although historical research is not limited merely to these sources. In general, the sources of historical knowledge can be separated into three categories: what is written, what is said, and what is physically preserved, and historians often consult all three. Historians frequently emphasize the importance of written records, which universally date to the development of writing. This emphasis has led to the term prehistory, referring to a time before written sources are available. Since writing emerged at different times throughout the world, the distinction between prehistory and history often depends on the topic. The scope of the human past has naturally led scholars to divide that time into manageable pieces for study. There are a variety of ways in which the past can be divided, including chronologically, culturally, and topically. These three divisions are not mutually exclusive, and significant overlap is often present, as in "The Argentine Labor Movement in an Age of Transition, 1930–1945". It is possible for historians to concern themselves with both very specific and very general locations, times, and topics, although the trend has been toward specialization. For others history has become a "general" term meaning the study of "everything" that is known about the human past, but even this barrier is being challenged by new fields such as big history. Traditionally, history has been studied with some practical or theoretical aim, but now it is also studied simply out of intellectual curiosity.[1] Contents [hide] 1 History and prehistory 2 Etymology 3 Historiography 4 Historical methods 5 See also 5.1 Lists 5.2 Methods and tools 5.3 Other 5.4 Particular studies and fields 6 References 7 Bibliography 8 External links [edit] History and prehistory Traditionally, the study of history was limited to the written and spoken word. However, the rise of academic professionalism and the creation of new scientific fields in the 19th and 20th centuries brought a flood of new information that challenged this notion. Archaeology, anthropology and other social sciences were providing new information and even theories about human history. Some traditional historians questioned whether these new studies were really history, since they were not limited to the written word. A new term, prehistory, was coined, to encompass the results of these new fields where they yielded information about times before the existence of written records. In the 20th century, the division between history and prehistory became problematic. Criticism arose because of history's implicit exclusion of certain civilizations, such as those of Sub-Saharan Africa and pre-Columbian America. Additionally, prehistorians such as Vere Gordon Childe and historical archaeologists like James Deetz began using archaeology to explain important events in areas that were traditionally in the field of history. Historians began looking beyond traditional political history narratives with new approaches such as economic, social and cultural history, all of which relied on various sources of evidence. In recent decades, strict barriers between history and prehistory may be decreasing. There are differing views for the definition of when history begins. Some believe history began in the 34th century BC, with cuneiform writing. Cuneiforms were written on clay tablets, on which symbols were drawn with a blunt reed called a stylus. The impressions left by the stylus were wedge shaped, thus giving rise to the name cuneiform ("wedge shaped"). The Sumerian script was adapted for the writing of the Akkadian, Elamite, Hittite (and Luwian), Hurrian (and Urartian) languages, and it inspired the Old Persian and Ugaritic national alphabets.[2] Sources that can give light on the past, such as oral tradition, linguistics, and genetics, have become accepted by many mainstream historians. Nevertheless, archaeologists distinguish between history and prehistory based on the appearance of written documents within the region in question. This distinction remains critical for archaeologists because the availability of a written record generates very different interpretative problems and potentials. [edit] Etymology Look up history in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.The term history entered the English language in 1390 with the meaning of "relation of incidents, story" via the Old French histos, from the Latin historia "narrative, account." This itself was derived from the Ancient Greek ἱστορία, historía, meaning "a learning or knowing by inquiry, history, record, narrative," from the verb ἱστορεῖν, historeîn, "to inquire." This, in turn, was derived from ἵστωρ, hístōr ("wise man," "witness," or "judge"). Early attestations of ἵστωρ are from the Homeric Hymns, Heraclitus, the Athenian ephebes' oath, and from Boiotic inscriptions (in a legal sense, either "judge" or "witness," or similar). The spirant is problematic, and not present in cognate Greek eídomai ("to appear"). ἵστωρ is ultimately from the Proto-Indo-European *wid-tor-, from the root *weid- ("to know, to see"), also present in the English word wit, the Latin words vision and video, the Sanskrit word veda, and the Slavic word videti and vedati, as well as others. (The asterisk before a word indicates that it is a hypothetical construction, not an attested form.) 'ἱστορία, historía, is an Ionic derivation of the word, which with Ionic science and philosophy were spread first in Classical Greece and ultimately over all of Hellenism. In Middle English, the meaning was "story" in general. The restriction to the meaning "record of past events" in the sense of Herodotus arises in the late 15th century. In German, French, and indeed, most languages of the world other than English, this distinction was never made, and the same word is used to mean both "history" and "story". A sense of "systematic account" without a reference to time in particular was current in the 16th century, but is now obsolete. The adjective historical is attested from 1561, and historic from 1669. Historian in the sense of a "researcher of history" in a higher sense than that of an annalist or chronicler, who merely record events as they occur, is attested from 1531. [edit] Historiography Main article: Historiography Historiography has a number of related meanings. It can refer to the history of historical study, its methodology and practices (the history of history). It can also refer to a specific body of historical writing (for example, "medieval historiography during the 1960s" means "medieval history written during the 1960s"). Historiography can also be taken to mean historical theory or the study of historical writing and memory. As a meta-level analysis of descriptions of the past, this third conception can relate to the first two in that the analysis usually focuses on the narratives, interpretations, worldview, use of evidence, or method of presentation of other historians. [edit] Historical methods Main article: Historical method The historical method comprises the techniques and guidelines by which historians use primary sources and other evidence to research and then to write history. The "father of history" has generally been acclaimed as Herodotus of Halicarnassus (484 BC – ca.425 BC).[3] However, it is his contemporary Thucydides (ca. 460 BC – ca. 400 BC) who is credited with having begun the scientific approach to history in his work the History of the Peloponnesian War. Thucydides, unlike Herodutus and other religious historians, regarded history as being the product of the choices and actions of human beings, and looked at cause and effect, rather than as the result of divine intervention.[3] In his historical method, Thucydides emphasized chronology, a neutral point of view, and that the human world was the result of the actions of human beings. Greek historians also viewed history as cyclical, with events regularly reoccurring.[4] Saint Augustine was influential in Christian and Western thought at the beginning of the Medieval period. Through the Medieval and Renaissance periods, history was often studied through a sacred or religious perspective. Around 1800, German philosopher and historian Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel brought philosophy and a more secular approach in historical study.[1] In the preface to his book the Muqaddimah, historian and early sociologist Ibn Khaldun warned of seven mistakes that he thought that historians regularly committed. In this criticism, he approached the past as strange and in need of interpretation. The originality of Ibn Khaldun was to claim that the cultural difference of another age must govern the evaluation of relevant historical material, to distinguish the principles according to which it might be possible to attempt the evaluation, and lastly, to feel the need for experience, in addition to rational principles, in order to assess a culture of the past. Other historians of note who have advanced the historical methods of study include Leopold von Ranke, Lewis Bernstein Namier, Geoffrey Rudolph Elton, G.M. Trevelyan and A.J.P. Taylor. In the 20th century, historians focused less on epic nationalistic narratives, which often tended to glorify the nation or individuals, to more realistic chronologies. French historians introduced quantitative history, using broad data to track the lives of typical individuals, and were prominent in the establishment of cultural history (cf. histoire des mentalités). American historians, motivated by the civil rights era, focused on formerly overlooked ethnic, racial, and socio-economic groups. In recent years, postmodernists have challenged the validity and need for the study of history on the basis that all history is based on the personal interpretation of sources. In his book In Defence of History, Richard J. Evans, a professor of modern history at Cambridge University, defended the worth of history. [edit] See also Historian: A person who studies history. Pseudohistory: term for information about the past that falls outside the domain of mainstream history (sometimes it is an equivalent of pseudoscience). [edit] Lists List of history topics List of historians List of historians by area of study List of history journals [edit] Methods and tools Contemporaneous corroboration: A method historians use to establish facts beyond their limited lifespan. Prosopography: A methodological tool for the collection of all known information about individuals within a given period. Historical revisionism: Traditionally been used in a completely neutral sense to describe the work or ideas of a historian who has revised a previously accepted view of a particular topic. [edit] Other Changelog: log or record of changes made to a project, such as a website or software project. Human evolution: process of change and development, or evolution, by which human beings emerged as distinct species. Social change: changes in the nature, the social institutions, the social behavior, or the social relations of a society or community of people. Historical drama film - The portrayal of history on film. [edit] Particular studies and fields These are approaches to history; not listed are histories of other fields, such as history of science, history of mathematics and history of philosophy. Archaeology: study of prehistoric and historic human cultures through the recovery, documentation and analysis of material remains and environmental data. Archontology: study of historical offices and important positions in state, international, political, religious and other organizations and societies. Art History: the study of changes in and social context of art. Big History: study of history on a large scale across long time frames (since the Big Bang and up to the future) through a multi-disciplinary approach. Chronology: science of localizing historical events in time. Cultural history: the study of culture in the past. Diplomatic history: the study of international relations in the past. Economic History: the study of economies in the past. Futurology: study of the future: researches the medium to long-term future of societies and of the physical world. History painter: painters of historical motifs and particularly the great events. Intellectual history: the study of ideas in the context of the cultures that produced them and their development over time. Maritime history: the study of maritime transport and all the connected subjects. Military History: the study of warfare and wars in history and what is sometimes considered to be a sub-branch of military history, Naval History. Paleography: study of ancient texts. Political history: the study of politics in the past. Psychohistory: study of the psychological motivations of historical events. Historiography of science: study of the structure and development of science. Social History: the study of the process of social change throughout history. World History: the study of history from a global perspective. [edit] References ^ a b Graham, Gordon (1997). "Chapter 1", The Shape of the Past. Oxford University. ^ Even older pictographic scripts from the region are also known, including the pre-cuneiform Proto-Elamite and Indus scripts (still undeciphered). ^ a b Lamberg-Karlovsky, C. C. and Jeremy A. Sabloff (1979). Ancient Civilizations: The Near East and Mesoamerica. Benjamin-Cummings Publishing, p. 5. ^ Lamberg-Karlovsky, C. C. and Jeremy A. Sabloff (1979). Ancient Civilizations: The Near East and Mesoamerica. Benjamin-Cummings Publishing, p. 6. [edit] Bibliography History & Mathematics: Historical Dynamics and Development of Complex Societies. Moscow: KomKniga, 2006. ISBN 5484010020 Works by Arnold J. Toynbee at Project Gutenberg Asimov, Isaac; Asimov's Chronology of the World; Harper Collins, 1991, ISBN 0062700367. Durant, Will & Ariel; The Lessons of History; MJF Books, 1997, ISBN 1-56731-024-9. Durant, Will & Ariel; The Story of Civilization; 11 vols., Simon & Schuster. Evans, Richard J.; In Defence of History; W. W. Norton (2000), ISBN 0-393-31959-8 Gonick, Larry; The Cartoon History of the Universe; Doubleday, vol. 1 (1990) ISBN 0-385-26520-4, vol. II (1994) ISBN 0-385-42093-5, W. W. Norton, vol. III (2002) ISBN 0-393-05184-6. Wells, H. G.; An Outline of History; Reprint Services Corporation (1920), ISBN 0-7812-0661-8. The World Almanac and Book of Facts (annual); World Almanac Education Group; 2005 ISBN 0886879450 [edit] External links Find more information on History by searching Wikipedia's sister projects Dictionary definitions from Wiktionary Textbooks from Wikibooks Quotations from Wikiquote Source texts from Wikisource Images and media from Commons News stories from Wikinews Learning resources from Wikiversity Internet History Sourcebooks Project See also Internet History Sourcebooks Project. Collections of public domain and copy-permitted historical texts presented cleanly (without advertising or excessive layout) for educational use. 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All text is available under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License. (See Copyrights for details.) Wikipedia® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a US-registered 501(c)(3) tax-deductible nonprofit charity.History is the study of past human events and activities. Although this broad discipline has often been classified under either the humanities or the social sciences, it can be seen to be a bridge between them, incorporating methodologies from both fields of study. As a field of study, history encompasses many subfields and ancillary fields, including chronology, historiography, genealogy, paleography, and cliometrics. Traditionally, historians have attempted to answer historical questions through the study of written documents, although historical research is not limited merely to these sources. In general, the sources of historical knowledge can be separated into three categories: what is written, what is said, and what is physically preserved, and historians often consult all three. Historians frequently emphasize the importance of written records, which universally date to the development of writing. This emphasis has led to the term prehistory, referring to a time before written sources are available. Since writing emerged at different times throughout the world, the distinction between prehistory and history often depends on the topic. The scope of the human past has naturally led scholars to divide that time into manageable pieces for study. There are a variety of ways in which the past can be divided, including chronologically, culturally, and topically. These three divisions are not mutually exclusive, and significant overlap is often present, as in "The Argentine Labor Movement in an Age of Transition, 1930–1945". It is possible for historians to concern themselves with both very specific and very general locations, times, and topics, although the trend has been toward specialization. For others history has become a "general" term meaning the study of "everything" that is known about the human past, but even this barrier is being challenged by new fields such as big history. Traditionally, history has been studied with some practical or theoretical aim, but now it is also studied simply out of intellectual curiosity.[1] Contents [hide] 1 History and prehistory 2 Etymology 3 Historiography 4 Historical methods 5 See also 5.1 Lists 5.2 Methods and tools 5.3 Other 5.4 Particular studies and fields 6 References 7 Bibliography 8 External links [edit] History and prehistory Traditionally, the study of history was limited to the written and spoken word. However, the rise of academic professionalism and the creation of new scientific fields in the 19th and 20th centuries brought a flood of new information that challenged this notion. Archaeology, anthropology and other social sciences were providing new information and even theories about human history. Some traditional historians questioned whether these new studies were really history, since they were not limited to the written word. A new term, prehistory, was coined, to encompass the results of these new fields where they yielded information about times before the existence of written records. In the 20th century, the division between history and prehistory became problematic. Criticism arose because of history's implicit exclusion of certain civilizations, such as those of Sub-Saharan Africa and pre-Columbian America. Additionally, prehistorians such as Vere Gordon Childe and historical archaeologists like James Deetz began using archaeology to explain important events in areas that were traditionally in the field of history. Historians began looking beyond traditional political history narratives with new approaches such as economic, social and cultural history, all of which relied on various sources of evidence. In recent decades, strict barriers between history and prehistory may be decreasing. There are differing views for the definition of when history begins. Some believe history began in the 34th century BC, with cuneiform writing. Cuneiforms were written on clay tablets, on which symbols were drawn with a blunt reed called a stylus. The impressions left by the stylus were wedge shaped, thus giving rise to the name cuneiform ("wedge shaped"). The Sumerian script was adapted for the writing of the Akkadian, Elamite, Hittite (and Luwian), Hurrian (and Urartian) languages, and it inspired the Old Persian and Ugaritic national alphabets.[2] Sources that can give light on the past, such as oral tradition, linguistics, and genetics, have become accepted by many mainstream historians. Nevertheless, archaeologists distinguish between history and prehistory based on the appearance of written documents within the region in question. This distinction remains critical for archaeologists because the availability of a written record generates very different interpretative problems and potentials. [edit] Etymology Look up history in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.The term history entered the English language in 1390 with the meaning of "relation of incidents, story" via the Old French histos, from the Latin historia "narrative, account." This itself was derived from the Ancient Greek ἱστορία, historía, meaning "a learning or knowing by inquiry, history, record, narrative," from the verb ἱστορεῖν, historeîn, "to inquire." This, in turn, was derived from ἵστωρ, hístōr ("wise man," "witness," or "judge"). Early attestations of ἵστωρ are from the Homeric Hymns, Heraclitus, the Athenian ephebes' oath, and from Boiotic inscriptions (in a legal sense, either "judge" or "witness," or similar). The spirant is problematic, and not present in cognate Greek eídomai ("to appear"). ἵστωρ is ultimately from the Proto-Indo-European *wid-tor-, from the root *weid- ("to know, to see"), also present in the English word wit, the Latin words vision and video, the Sanskrit word veda, and the Slavic word videti and vedati, as well as others. (The asterisk before a word indicates that it is a hypothetical construction, not an attested form.) 'ἱστορία, historía, is an Ionic derivation of the word, which with Ionic science and philosophy were spread first in Classical Greece and ultimately over all of Hellenism. In Middle English, the meaning was "story" in general. The restriction to the meaning "record of past events" in the sense of Herodotus arises in the late 15th century. In German, French, and indeed, most languages of the world other than English, this distinction was never made, and the same word is used to mean both "history" and "story". A sense of "systematic account" without a reference to time in particular was current in the 16th century, but is now obsolete. The adjective historical is attested from 1561, and historic from 1669. Historian in the sense of a "researcher of history" in a higher sense than that of an annalist or chronicler, who merely record events as they occur, is attested from 1531. [edit] Historiography Main article: Historiography Historiography has a number of related meanings. It can refer to the history of historical study, its methodology and practices (the history of history). It can also refer to a specific body of historical writing (for example, "medieval historiography during the 1960s" means "medieval history written during the 1960s"). Historiography can also be taken to mean historical theory or the study of historical writing and memory. As a meta-level analysis of descriptions of the past, this third conception can relate to the first two in that the analysis usually focuses on the narratives, interpretations, worldview, use of evidence, or method of presentation of other historians. [edit] Historical methods Main article: Historical method The historical method comprises the techniques and guidelines by which historians use primary sources and other evidence to research and then to write history. The "father of history" has generally been acclaimed as Herodotus of Halicarnassus (484 BC – ca.425 BC).[3] However, it is his contemporary Thucydides (ca. 460 BC – ca. 400 BC) who is credited with having begun the scientific approach to history in his work the History of the Peloponnesian War. Thucydides, unlike Herodutus and other religious historians, regarded history as being the product of the choices and actions of human beings, and looked at cause and effect, rather than as the result of divine intervention.[3] In his historical method, Thucydides emphasized chronology, a neutral point of view, and that the human world was the result of the actions of human beings. Greek historians also viewed history as cyclical, with events regularly reoccurring.[4] Saint Augustine was influential in Christian and Western thought at the beginning of the Medieval period. Through the Medieval and Renaissance periods, history was often studied through a sacred or religious perspective. Around 1800, German philosopher and historian Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel brought philosophy and a more secular approach in historical study.[1] In the preface to his book the Muqaddimah, historian and early sociologist Ibn Khaldun warned of seven mistakes that he thought that historians regularly committed. In this criticism, he approached the past as strange and in need of interpretation. The originality of Ibn Khaldun was to claim that the cultural difference of another age must govern the evaluation of relevant historical material, to distinguish the principles according to which it might be possible to attempt the evaluation, and lastly, to feel the need for experience, in addition to rational principles, in order to assess a culture of the past. Other historians of note who have advanced the historical methods of study include Leopold von Ranke, Lewis Bernstein Namier, Geoffrey Rudolph Elton, G.M. Trevelyan and A.J.P. Taylor. In the 20th century, historians focused less on epic nationalistic narratives, which often tended to glorify the nation or individuals, to more realistic chronologies. French historians introduced quantitative history, using broad data to track the lives of typical individuals, and were prominent in the establishment of cultural history (cf. histoire des mentalités). American historians, motivated by the civil rights era, focused on formerly overlooked ethnic, racial, and socio-economic groups. In recent years, postmodernists have challenged the validity and need for the study of history on the basis that all history is based on the personal interpretation of sources. In his book In Defence of History, Richard J. Evans, a professor of modern history at Cambridge University, defended the worth of history. [edit] See also Historian: A person who studies history. Pseudohistory: term for information about the past that falls outside the domain of mainstream history (sometimes it is an equivalent of pseudoscience). [edit] Lists List of history topics List of historians List of historians by area of study List of history journals [edit] Methods and tools Contemporaneous corroboration: A method historians use to establish facts beyond their limited lifespan. Prosopography: A methodological tool for the collection of all known information about individuals within a given period. Historical revisionism: Traditionally been used in a completely neutral sense to describe the work or ideas of a historian who has revised a previously accepted view of a particular topic. [edit] Other Changelog: log or record of changes made to a project, such as a website or software project. Human evolution: process of change and development, or evolution, by which human beings emerged as distinct species. Social change: changes in the nature, the social institutions, the social behavior, or the social relations of a society or community of people. Historical drama film - The portrayal of history on film. [edit] Particular studies and fields These are approaches to history; not listed are histories of other fields, such as history of science, history of mathematics and history of philosophy. Archaeology: study of prehistoric and historic human cultures through the recovery, documentation and analysis of material remains and environmental data. Archontology: study of historical offices and important positions in state, international, political, religious and other organizations and societies. Art History: the study of changes in and social context of art. Big History: study of history on a large scale across long time frames (since the Big Bang and up to the future) through a multi-disciplinary approach. Chronology: science of localizing historical events in time. Cultural history: the study of culture in the past. Diplomatic history: the study of international relations in the past. Economic History: the study of economies in the past. Futurology: study of the future: researches the medium to long-term future of societies and of the physical world. History painter: painters of historical motifs and particularly the great events. Intellectual history: the study of ideas in the context of the cultures that produced them and their development over time. Maritime history: the study of maritime transport and all the connected subjects. Military History: the study of warfare and wars in history and what is sometimes considered to be a sub-branch of military history, Naval History. Paleography: study of ancient texts. Political history: the study of politics in the past. Psychohistory: study of the psychological motivations of historical events. Historiography of science: study of the structure and development of science. Social History: the study of the process of social change throughout history. World History: the study of history from a global perspective. [edit] References ^ a b Graham, Gordon (1997). "Chapter 1", The Shape of the Past. Oxford University. ^ Even older pictographic scripts from the region are also known, including the pre-cuneiform Proto-Elamite and Indus scripts (still undeciphered). ^ a b Lamberg-Karlovsky, C. C. and Jeremy A. Sabloff (1979). Ancient Civilizations: The Near East and Mesoamerica. Benjamin-Cummings Publishing, p. 5. ^ Lamberg-Karlovsky, C. C. and Jeremy A. Sabloff (1979). Ancient Civilizations: The Near East and Mesoamerica. Benjamin-Cummings Publishing, p. 6. [edit] Bibliography History & Mathematics: Historical Dynamics and Development of Complex Societies. Moscow: KomKniga, 2006. ISBN 5484010020 Works by Arnold J. Toynbee at Project Gutenberg Asimov, Isaac; Asimov's Chronology of the World; Harper Collins, 1991, ISBN 0062700367. Durant, Will & Ariel; The Lessons of History; MJF Books, 1997, ISBN 1-56731-024-9. Durant, Will & Ariel; The Story of Civilization; 11 vols., Simon & Schuster. Evans, Richard J.; In Defence of History; W. W. Norton (2000), ISBN 0-393-31959-8 Gonick, Larry; The Cartoon History of the Universe; Doubleday, vol. 1 (1990) ISBN 0-385-26520-4, vol. II (1994) ISBN 0-385-42093-5, W. W. Norton, vol. III (2002) ISBN 0-393-05184-6. Wells, H. G.; An Outline of History; Reprint Services Corporation (1920), ISBN 0-7812-0661-8. The World Almanac and Book of Facts (annual); World Almanac Education Group; 2005 ISBN 0886879450 [edit] External links Find more information on History by searching Wikipedia's sister projects Dictionary definitions from Wiktionary Textbooks from Wikibooks Quotations from Wikiquote Source texts from Wikisource Images and media from Commons News stories from Wikinews Learning resources from Wikiversity Internet History Sourcebooks Project See also Internet History Sourcebooks Project. Collections of public domain and copy-permitted historical texts presented cleanly (without advertising or excessive layout) for educational use. 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All text is available under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License. (See Copyrights for details.) Wikipedia® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a US-registered 501(c)(3) tax-deductible nonprofit charity.History is the study of past human events and activities. Although this broad discipline has often been classified under either the humanities or the social sciences, it can be seen to be a bridge between them, incorporating methodologies from both fields of study. As a field of study, history encompasses many subfields and ancillary fields, including chronology, historiography, genealogy, paleography, and cliometrics. Traditionally, historians have attempted to answer historical questions through the study of written documents, although historical research is not limited merely to these sources. In general, the sources of historical knowledge can be separated into three categories: what is written, what is said, and what is physically preserved, and historians often consult all three. Historians frequently emphasize the importance of written records, which universally date to the development of writing. This emphasis has led to the term prehistory, referring to a time before written sources are available. Since writing emerged at different times throughout the world, the distinction between prehistory and history often depends on the topic. The scope of the human past has naturally led scholars to divide that time into manageable pieces for study. There are a variety of ways in which the past can be divided, including chronologically, culturally, and topically. These three divisions are not mutually exclusive, and significant overlap is often present, as in "The Argentine Labor Movement in an Age of Transition, 1930–1945". It is possible for historians to concern themselves with both very specific and very general locations, times, and topics, although the trend has been toward specialization. For others history has become a "general" term meaning the study of "everything" that is known about the human past, but even this barrier is being challenged by new fields such as big history. Traditionally, history has been studied with some practical or theoretical aim, but now it is also studied simply out of intellectual curiosity.[1] Contents [hide] 1 History and prehistory 2 Etymology 3 Historiography 4 Historical methods 5 See also 5.1 Lists 5.2 Methods and tools 5.3 Other 5.4 Particular studies and fields 6 References 7 Bibliography 8 External links [edit] History and prehistory Traditionally, the study of history was limited to the written and spoken word. However, the rise of academic professionalism and the creation of new scientific fields in the 19th and 20th centuries brought a flood of new information that challenged this notion. Archaeology, anthropology and other social sciences were providing new information and even theories about human history. Some traditional historians questioned whether these new studies were really history, since they were not limited to the written word. A new term, prehistory, was coined, to encompass the results of these new fields where they yielded information about times before the existence of written records. In the 20th century, the division between history and prehistory became problematic. Criticism arose because of history's implicit exclusion of certain civilizations, such as those of Sub-Saharan Africa and pre-Columbian America. Additionally, prehistorians such as Vere Gordon Childe and historical archaeologists like James Deetz began using archaeology to explain important events in areas that were traditionally in the field of history. Historians began looking beyond traditional political history narratives with new approaches such as economic, social and cultural history, all of which relied on various sources of evidence. In recent decades, strict barriers between history and prehistory may be decreasing. There are differing views for the definition of when history begins. Some believe history began in the 34th century BC, with cuneiform writing. Cuneiforms were written on clay tablets, on which symbols were drawn with a blunt reed called a stylus. The impressions left by the stylus were wedge shaped, thus giving rise to the name cuneiform ("wedge shaped"). The Sumerian script was adapted for the writing of the Akkadian, Elamite, Hittite (and Luwian), Hurrian (and Urartian) languages, and it inspired the Old Persian and Ugaritic national alphabets.[2] Sources that can give light on the past, such as oral tradition, linguistics, and genetics, have become accepted by many mainstream historians. Nevertheless, archaeologists distinguish between history and prehistory based on the appearance of written documents within the region in question. This distinction remains critical for archaeologists because the availability of a written record generates very different interpretative problems and potentials. [edit] Etymology Look up history in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.The term history entered the English language in 1390 with the meaning of "relation of incidents, story" via the Old French histos, from the Latin historia "narrative, account." This itself was derived from the Ancient Greek ἱστορία, historía, meaning "a learning or knowing by inquiry, history, record, narrative," from the verb ἱστορεῖν, historeîn, "to inquire." This, in turn, was derived from ἵστωρ, hístōr ("wise man," "witness," or "judge"). Early attestations of ἵστωρ are from the Homeric Hymns, Heraclitus, the Athenian ephebes' oath, and from Boiotic inscriptions (in a legal sense, either "judge" or "witness," or similar). The spirant is problematic, and not present in cognate Greek eídomai ("to appear"). ἵστωρ is ultimately from the Proto-Indo-European *wid-tor-, from the root *weid- ("to know, to see"), also present in the English word wit, the Latin words vision and video, the Sanskrit word veda, and the Slavic word videti and vedati, as well as others. (The asterisk before a word indicates that it is a hypothetical construction, not an attested form.) 'ἱστορία, historía, is an Ionic derivation of the word, which with Ionic science and philosophy were spread first in Classical Greece and ultimately over all of Hellenism. In Middle English, the meaning was "story" in general. The restriction to the meaning "record of past events" in the sense of Herodotus arises in the late 15th century. In German, French, and indeed, most languages of the world other than English, this distinction was never made, and the same word is used to mean both "history" and "story". A sense of "systematic account" without a reference to time in particular was current in the 16th century, but is now obsolete. The adjective historical is attested from 1561, and historic from 1669. Historian in the sense of a "researcher of history" in a higher sense than that of an annalist or chronicler, who merely record events as they occur, is attested from 1531. [edit] Historiography Main article: Historiography Historiography has a number of related meanings. It can refer to the history of historical study, its methodology and practices (the history of history). It can also refer to a specific body of historical writing (for example, "medieval historiography during the 1960s" means "medieval history written during the 1960s"). Historiography can also be taken to mean historical theory or the study of historical writing and memory. As a meta-level analysis of descriptions of the past, this third conception can relate to the first two in that the analysis usually focuses on the narratives, interpretations, worldview, use of evidence, or method of presentation of other historians. [edit] Historical methods Main article: Historical method The historical method comprises the techniques and guidelines by which historians use primary sources and other evidence to research and then to write history. The "father of history" has generally been acclaimed as Herodotus of Halicarnassus (484 BC – ca.425 BC).[3] However, it is his contemporary Thucydides (ca. 460 BC – ca. 400 BC) who is credited with having begun the scientific approach to history in his work the History of the Peloponnesian War. Thucydides, unlike Herodutus and other religious historians, regarded history as being the product of the choices and actions of human beings, and looked at cause and effect, rather than as the result of divine intervention.[3] In his historical method, Thucydides emphasized chronology, a neutral point of view, and that the human world was the result of the actions of human beings. Greek historians also viewed history as cyclical, with events regularly reoccurring.[4] Saint Augustine was influential in Christian and Western thought at the beginning of the Medieval period. Through the Medieval and Renaissance periods, history was often studied through a sacred or religious perspective. Around 1800, German philosopher and historian Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel brought philosophy and a more secular approach in historical study.[1] In the preface to his book the Muqaddimah, historian and early sociologist Ibn Khaldun warned of seven mistakes that he thought that historians regularly committed. In this criticism, he approached the past as strange and in need of interpretation. The originality of Ibn Khaldun was to claim that the cultural difference of another age must govern the evaluation of relevant historical material, to distinguish the principles according to which it might be possible to attempt the evaluation, and lastly, to feel the need for experience, in addition to rational principles, in order to assess a culture of the past. Other historians of note who have advanced the historical methods of study include Leopold von Ranke, Lewis Bernstein Namier, Geoffrey Rudolph Elton, G.M. Trevelyan and A.J.P. Taylor. In the 20th century, historians focused less on epic nationalistic narratives, which often tended to glorify the nation or individuals, to more realistic chronologies. French historians introduced quantitative history, using broad data to track the lives of typical individuals, and were prominent in the establishment of cultural history (cf. histoire des mentalités). American historians, motivated by the civil rights era, focused on formerly overlooked ethnic, racial, and socio-economic groups. In recent years, postmodernists have challenged the validity and need for the study of history on the basis that all history is based on the personal interpretation of sources. In his book In Defence of History, Richard J. Evans, a professor of modern history at Cambridge University, defended the worth of history. [edit] See also Historian: A person who studies history. Pseudohistory: term for information about the past that falls outside the domain of mainstream history (sometimes it is an equivalent of pseudoscience). [edit] Lists List of history topics List of historians List of historians by area of study List of history journals [edit] Methods and tools Contemporaneous corroboration: A method historians use to establish facts beyond their limited lifespan. Prosopography: A methodological tool for the collection of all known information about individuals within a given period. Historical revisionism: Traditionally been used in a completely neutral sense to describe the work or ideas of a historian who has revised a previously accepted view of a particular topic. [edit] Other Changelog: log or record of changes made to a project, such as a website or software project. Human evolution: process of change and development, or evolution, by which human beings emerged as distinct species. Social change: changes in the nature, the social institutions, the social behavior, or the social relations of a society or community of people. Historical drama film - The portrayal of history on film. [edit] Particular studies and fields These are approaches to history; not listed are histories of other fields, such as history of science, history of mathematics and history of philosophy. Archaeology: study of prehistoric and historic human cultures through the recovery, documentation and analysis of material remains and environmental data. Archontology: study of historical offices and important positions in state, international, political, religious and other organizations and societies. Art History: the study of changes in and social context of art. Big History: study of history on a large scale across long time frames (since the Big Bang and up to the future) through a multi-disciplinary approach. Chronology: science of localizing historical events in time. Cultural history: the study of culture in the past. Diplomatic history: the study of international relations in the past. Economic History: the study of economies in the past. Futurology: study of the future: researches the medium to long-term future of societies and of the physical world. History painter: painters of historical motifs and particularly the great events. Intellectual history: the study of ideas in the context of the cultures that produced them and their development over time. Maritime history: the study of maritime transport and all the connected subjects. Military History: the study of warfare and wars in history and what is sometimes considered to be a sub-branch of military history, Naval History. Paleography: study of ancient texts. Political history: the study of politics in the past. Psychohistory: study of the psychological motivations of historical events. Historiography of science: study of the structure and development of science. Social History: the study of the process of social change throughout history. World History: the study of history from a global perspective. [edit] References ^ a b Graham, Gordon (1997). "Chapter 1", The Shape of the Past. Oxford University. ^ Even older pictographic scripts from the region are also known, including the pre-cuneiform Proto-Elamite and Indus scripts (still undeciphered). ^ a b Lamberg-Karlovsky, C. C. and Jeremy A. Sabloff (1979). Ancient Civilizations: The Near East and Mesoamerica. Benjamin-Cummings Publishing, p. 5. ^ Lamberg-Karlovsky, C. C. and Jeremy A. Sabloff (1979). Ancient Civilizations: The Near East and Mesoamerica. Benjamin-Cummings Publishing, p. 6. [edit] Bibliography History & Mathematics: Historical Dynamics and Development of Complex Societies. Moscow: KomKniga, 2006. ISBN 5484010020 Works by Arnold J. Toynbee at Project Gutenberg Asimov, Isaac; Asimov's Chronology of the World; Harper Collins, 1991, ISBN 0062700367. Durant, Will & Ariel; The Lessons of History; MJF Books, 1997, ISBN 1-56731-024-9. Durant, Will & Ariel; The Story of Civilization; 11 vols., Simon & Schuster. Evans, Richard J.; In Defence of History; W. W. Norton (2000), ISBN 0-393-31959-8 Gonick, Larry; The Cartoon History of the Universe; Doubleday, vol. 1 (1990) ISBN 0-385-26520-4, vol. II (1994) ISBN 0-385-42093-5, W. W. Norton, vol. III (2002) ISBN 0-393-05184-6. Wells, H. G.; An Outline of History; Reprint Services Corporation (1920), ISBN 0-7812-0661-8. The World Almanac and Book of Facts (annual); World Almanac Education Group; 2005 ISBN 0886879450 [edit] External links Find more information on History by searching Wikipedia's sister projects Dictionary definitions from Wiktionary Textbooks from Wikibooks Quotations from Wikiquote Source texts from Wikisource Images and media from Commons News stories from Wikinews Learning resources from Wikiversity Internet History Sourcebooks Project See also Internet History Sourcebooks Project. Collections of public domain and copy-permitted historical texts presented cleanly (without advertising or excessive layout) for educational use. 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04-11-2007, 16:43:05: In celebration of the North American release of Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, Nintendo is holding an all-day event at the Nintendo World Store in New York's Rockefeller Plaza. On Sunday, April 22, Rockefeller Plaza will be filled to the brim with Pokemon-related festivities. There will be interactive game play stations featuring Diamond and Pearl, a Trading Card Game play area, and a movie lounge showcasing the new movie, Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea. Attendees of the event will be able to participate in a Poke Ball scavenger hunt, take photos with Pokemon characters, and win tons of Pokemon gear. Additionally, attendees will be able to pick up their pre-ordered copies of Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. This commemoration of all things Pokemon will take place from 1-5 PM. For more information, visit the Nintendo World Store Website.
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04-21-2007, 09:01:33: Monday, April 16 7:15 a.m.: A 9-1-1 emergency call to Virginia Tech Police reports a shooting at West Ambler Johnston Hall, leaving one person dead and one injured. The second person later died. 7:30 a.m.: Investigators were following up on leads concerning a person of interest in relation to the double homicide. Investigators from VT PD and Blacksburg PD were actively following up on various leads. Meanwhile, Cho returns to his dorm room to re-load and leaves a "disturbing note." 8:00 a.m.: Classes begin. 8:25 a.m.: Virginia Tech leadership team meets to develop a plan on how to notify students of the homicide. Meanwhile, police stop the unidentified "person of interest" in a vehicle off-campus and detain him for questioning. 9:00 a.m.: Virginia Tech leadership team is briefed on the latest events in the ongoing dormitory homicide investigation. 9:05 a.m.: Cho seen in Norris Hall, an Engineering building. Cho chains the doors shut from the inside. 9:26 a.m.: E-mails go out to campus staff, faculty, and students saying there has been a shooting on campus (in reference to the Dorm shooting). 9:45 a.m.: Students in the engineering building Norris Hall call police to report more shots have been fired.[75] Cho kills thirty more people before turning the gun on himself. Police have breached the barricaded doors, but the shooter is dead before police arrive. 9:50 a.m.: A second e-mail announcing: "A gunman is loose on campus. Stay in buildings until further notice. Stay away from all windows" is sent to all Virginia Tech email addresses. Loudspeakers broadcast a similar message. 10:17 a.m.: A third e-mail cancels classes and advises people to stay where they are. 10:52 a.m.: A fourth e-mail warns of a multiple shooting with multiple victims in Norris Hall, saying the shooter has been arrested and that police are hunting for a possible second shooter. The entrances to the campus buildings are locked. 12:00 p.m.: At a press conference, authorities said there may have been more than twenty-one people killed and twenty-eight injured. 12:42 p.m.: University President Charles Steger announces that police are releasing people from buildings and that counseling centers are being set up. 4:01 p.m.: President Bush speaks from the White House regarding the shooting. 7:30 p.m.: A final confirmation that there have been thirty-one deaths at Norris Hall, including the shooter. Tuesday, April 17 9:15 a.m.: Virginia Tech Police Department releases name of shooter as Cho Seung-Hui and confirms the death toll of 33. 9:30 a.m.: Virginia Tech announces that classes would be canceled "for the remainder of the week to allow students the time they need to grieve and seek assistance as needed." 2:00 p.m.: A convocation ceremony is held for the University community at the Cassell Coliseum. 8:00 p.m.: A candlelight vigil is held on the University Drillfield. ..4.16.07. keep the Virginia Tech Hokies in your prayers.. may the lord be with the families of lost& injured ones.
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05-20-2007, 11:20:47: You are listening to Ant Radio on Saturday 9th June. I hope everyone is enjoying the party! now back to some music!
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06-04-2007, 12:54:51: you are gay
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06-04-2007, 13:39:42: I wanna fuck you you horny mother fucking asshole. You make me so damn hot when we're fucking hard all night long. Ohhh. Oh God! Yes! Fuck yeah!
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06-05-2007, 05:48:43: yo
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06-05-2007, 07:42:48: clay mccoy is gay
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06-05-2007, 16:04:33: bang bang skeet skeet
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06-05-2007, 19:06:54: hey bob
06-05-2007, 19:07:34: hey this is awsome
06-05-2007, 20:04:00: man im high as fuck
06-05-2007, 22:02:33: goodnight
06-06-2007, 06:21:47: is this real
06-06-2007, 07:06:09: elow
06-06-2007, 12:41:54: my name is dan duquette
06-06-2007, 17:21:48: iam crazy, but no mental
06-06-2007, 18:13:24: Whats up dude?
06-07-2007, 06:14:10: Hello
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06-07-2007, 06:18:14:
06-07-2007, 10:35:54: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
06-07-2007, 10:35:59: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
06-07-2007, 15:06:35: hey
06-07-2007, 21:52:40: bread makes me poop
06-07-2007, 21:53:52: i have big boobs and a large cock!!!
06-08-2007, 03:50:08: Hey Rob! This can be interesting.
06-08-2007, 03:56:03:
06-08-2007, 06:13:23: what are you talking about
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06-08-2007, 14:37:14: I LOVES THE CHEESE
06-08-2007, 14:38:04: FUCK YOU BASTARD FACE
06-08-2007, 14:38:43: did you know that the average lifespan of a snail is only a few years in th wild?
06-08-2007, 14:40:41:
06-08-2007, 15:12:50: that bitch gave me head stright up
06-08-2007, 15:13:13: hello
06-08-2007, 17:03:59: Hello i know this is christina or rachel please do not call my daughter ebony again or i will call the police. thank you. goodbye
06-08-2007, 18:11:54: The cheif fief queefed on a leaf with relief while eating beef on the coral reef
06-08-2007, 18:12:47: The cheif fief queefed on a leaf with relief while eating beef on the coral reef
06-08-2007, 18:19:20: They were focused on their own continent, on Christendom (the lands where Christianity predominated, and the Mediterranean). Their world was not all that much larger than the one of Ancient Rome. They knew other lands such as India and China existed, but they knew very little of them.
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06-08-2007, 19:06:57: hi
06-08-2007, 21:38:36: them dirty niggers
06-09-2007, 00:10:43: Abigail Williams, do you plead guilty or not? Stand to the podium and beg for mercy.
06-09-2007, 00:10:57: Abigail Williams, do you plead guilty or not? Stand to the podium and beg for mercy.
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06-10-2007, 00:32:40: i fucking hate my skee skee boobie
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06-10-2007, 18:53:47: CHRZASZCZ
06-10-2007, 21:25:53: what the deuce??
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06-10-2007, 21:47:33: HI
06-10-2007, 23:45:26: am i fat?
06-11-2007, 09:52:16: fATHER'S DAY IS SO COOL
06-11-2007, 12:08:21: ur sexy
06-11-2007, 13:08:30: I am your bitch
06-11-2007, 13:33:46: william is gay!
06-11-2007, 13:34:17: william is gay
06-11-2007, 13:34:48: will is fat
06-11-2007, 15:09:20: ass head
06-11-2007, 16:46:48: i want to fuck your breasts
06-12-2007, 12:51:37: you have a small penis and your gay
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06-13-2007, 07:08:26: i love cock
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06-13-2007, 16:07:47: abedabun
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06-13-2007, 17:50:30: what time is it
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06-14-2007, 06:04:01: faggot i will kill you
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06-14-2007, 23:38:50: penis
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06-15-2007, 06:53:42: Mr. Weiler likes coolaid
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06-15-2007, 08:06:31: but
06-15-2007, 11:34:47: Hell
06-15-2007, 14:36:16: that i love my mom and i hope she feels better after the baby comes out
06-15-2007, 15:33:20: happy birthday
06-15-2007, 15:33:59: happy fathers day
06-15-2007, 19:08:14: Hi my name is asshole head
06-15-2007, 20:32:26: I cannot believe this is still active after all these years.
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06-16-2007, 00:33:52: abouhareb
06-16-2007, 00:34:00: abouhareb
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06-16-2007, 06:07:30: What is you name
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06-16-2007, 06:49:15: hi
06-16-2007, 13:30:27: Who are you?
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06-17-2007, 10:20:28: Hello. Today At 5 O' Clock, You Coffee Has Been Poisoned. you have 3 hours to respond. good bye
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06-17-2007, 12:06:13: HI!
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06-17-2007, 16:13:55: what is up queer
06-18-2007, 05:45:29: razby let me suck you off
06-18-2007, 11:08:08: euh, i don't know what this is but, it is soooooo gay
06-18-2007, 11:38:59: DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP?
06-18-2007, 11:40:40: OBVIOUSLY I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS,,HOPE YOU ARE WELL.NAMASTE!
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06-19-2007, 01:48:31: hi
06-19-2007, 02:55:49: hi
06-19-2007, 10:34:47: feggit bitch
06-19-2007, 10:38:38: you're Rob right?, well, i will curse you! may your Maítress look like your wife, and may her daughters follow her example!
06-19-2007, 11:11:31: Hello Doug Pavey
06-19-2007, 12:28:55: Woot Woot
06-19-2007, 13:58:45: hola
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06-19-2007, 19:41:14: how are you
06-20-2007, 07:44:25: Speak to Rob Hansen, how exactly did this come around?
06-20-2007, 08:52:59: Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below
06-20-2007, 08:53:19: Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below
06-20-2007, 09:05:33:
06-20-2007, 11:19:33: fuck
06-20-2007, 11:20:36: you know what fuck you you faggits! i am goin to stalk you all!
06-20-2007, 12:37:11: Hello? Is this Rob Hansen that worked with ZipSend and/or Frog Magic?
06-20-2007, 16:16:22: i hate you!
06-20-2007, 16:16:31: who are you?
06-20-2007, 16:17:45: be creative?? fuck you with your creativity!!!
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06-20-2007, 17:43:44: haha loser
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06-21-2007, 09:10:59: Mike is Gay
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06-21-2007, 17:35:37: Marcia
06-21-2007, 17:36:17: Marcia
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06-21-2007, 21:31:20: my wife
06-22-2007, 01:05:20: what can i call you
06-22-2007, 02:15:50: i thought you couldnt read
06-22-2007, 02:16:15: i thought you couldnt read
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06-22-2007, 13:29:49: tonight you will die no matter what...
06-22-2007, 14:13:09: Kristina
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06-22-2007, 19:07:05: hamed is a bitch who likes dick in his ass and jizz on his face
06-23-2007, 03:50:23: Hello
06-23-2007, 03:51:01: I want to fuck you up the ass for 50 fucks an hour
06-23-2007, 11:43:37: Marge wears a thong
06-23-2007, 16:12:43: leaane is a loser
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06-24-2007, 11:26:16: keke wants you to know that she really likes you
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06-24-2007, 14:28:15: Imagination is the only weapon against reality.
06-24-2007, 19:27:23: my name is marcus.
06-24-2007, 19:36:37: hi Julia
06-25-2007, 06:27:31: hiomo
06-25-2007, 06:27:56: shit stinks
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06-25-2007, 12:21:08: Cale is an idiot
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06-25-2007, 13:17:28: dj deakin in the mix
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06-25-2007, 14:36:29: fuck you
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06-26-2007, 06:14:52: cameron wood is a tosser
06-26-2007, 07:46:13: The Defeat of the Great Black Hope By Maurice R. Berube Boulton Demas is a black 31-year-old lecturer in political science, originally from Trinidad, who, until recently, had never seen a live prizefight. In fact, Boulton Demas not only can’t distinguish between a right hand lead and a right cross but he dislikes boxing. Yet he was one of 19,500 ticket-holders at Madison Square Garden when Muhammad Ali was beaten. For Boulton Demas, Muhammad Ali (also known as Cassius Clay) was the Great Black Hope.
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06-27-2007, 09:06:48: sorry the owner of this phone has jumped off a bridge goodbye
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06-29-2007, 03:25:41: georgie is gay
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06-29-2007, 09:23:25: May I speak to Kailey Nelson Please
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06-29-2007, 23:28:50: Album is DONE!!!
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One day while riding through the countryside, Francis, the man who loved beauty, who was so picky about food, who hated deformity, came face to face with a leper. Repelled by the appearance and the smell of the leper, Francis nevertheless jumped down from his horse and kissed the hand of the leper. When his kiss of peace was returned, Francis was filled with joy. As he rode off, he turned around for a last wave, and saw that the leper had disappeared. He always looked upon it as a test from God...that he had passed. His search for conversion led him to the ancient church at San Damiano. While he was praying there, he heard Christ on the crucifix speak to him, "Francis, repair my church." Francis assumed this meant church with a small c -- the crumbling building he was in. Acting again in his impetuous way, he took fabric from his father's shop and sold it to get money to repair the church. His father saw this as an act of theft -- and put together with Francis' cowardice, waste of money, and his growing disinterest in money made Francis seem more like a madman than his son. Pietro dragged Francis before the bishop and in front of the whole town demanded that Francis return the money and renounce all rights as his heir. The bishop was very kind to Francis; he told him to return the money and said God would provide. That was all Francis needed to hear. He not only gave back the money but stripped off all his clothes -- the clothes his father had given him -- until he was wearing only a hair shirt. In front of the crowd that had gathered he said, "Pietro Bernadone is no longer my father. From now on I can say with complete freedom, 'Our Father who art in heaven.'" Wearing nothing but castoff rags, he went off into the freezing woods -- singing. And when robbers beat him later and took his clothes, he climbed out of the ditch and went off singing again. 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His companions came from all walks of life, from fields and towns, nobility and common people, universities, the Church, and the merchant class. Francis practiced true equality by showing honor, respect, and love to every person whether they were beggar or pope. Francis' brotherhood included all of God's creation. Much has been written about Francis' love of nature but his relationship was deeper than that. We call someone a lover of nature if they spend their free time in the woods or admire its beauty. But Francis really felt that nature, all God's creations, were part of his brotherhood. The sparrow was as much his brother as the pope. In one famous story, Francis preached to hundreds of birds about being thankful to God for their wonderful clothes, for their independence, and for God's care. The story tells us the birds stood still as he walked among him, only flying off when he said they could leave. Another famous story involves a wolf that had been eating human beings. Francis intervened when the town wanted to kill the wolf and talked the wolf into never killing again. The wolf became a pet of the townspeople who made sure that he always had plenty to eat. Following the Gospel literally, Francis and his companions went out to preach two by two. At first, listeners were understandably hostile to these men in rags trying to talk about God's love. People even ran from them for fear they'd catch this strange madness! And they were right. Because soon these same people noticed that these barefoot beggars wearing sacks seemed filled with constant joy. They celebrated life. And people had to ask themselves: Could one own nothing and be happy? Soon those who had met them with mud and rocks, greeted them with bells and smiles. Francis did not try to abolish poverty, he tried to make it holy. When his friars met someone poorer than they, they would eagerly rip off the sleeve of their habit to give to the person. 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09-27-2007, 02:55:12: you show a very good point in there...i understand that Gods glory is real, that everyone who goes to hell, it will be glory to Gods justice, i more just believe scripture and not ask so much questions, but the point you said brought to mind something.....i think the greatest loss for me giving up calvinism which i would give it up if it wasnt true, but the hardest thing for me to deal with would be that i would feel like God only loved me because i made the choice to go to him.....scripture makes it clear whoever in hell is despised.....if Gods love is unconditional, it must have absolutely no conditions.....not our choice, not nothing like that....it really effects my perspective....we shouldnt serve God because he will whip us, but because were compelled by his love like Paul said...and thats how i serve when i believe that nothing in me effected my salvation....my opinion really has no strength in a scriptural debate but i just wanted to share this brothers........Gods love, if God elects is everlasting, its forever....he always loved his children, forever.....if its not so, then there is a condition attatched to his love, and therefore its a status type of love.....please dont regard this an argument, just ponder it......it shows that Gods love is everlasting.....to me it doesnt entirely make sense that God would predestine anyone to hell, but the truth is if God stopped every criminal(which its in his power to do) then he wouldnt have anyone to judge on judgement day, i know it has to do with the glory of GOd, and at the same time it has to do with these people actually deserving hell.....God doesnt judge like a judge...when God judges you, justice is his nature, so when your judged your despised of almighty God....God literally hates you...if God didnt elect me, it would mean my love has some sort of conditon attatched to it.......and to me thats not love at all, but this is my opinion.....not an argument........people around us are looking for that soul mate, that one whom they will love automatically, and were always meant to be with....the beauty of the doctrine of election is the meaning it puts in Gods love for us...if God really had an ultimatum "believe on Jesus Christ, or i will burn you for all your crimes because i hate you for what you've done" id rather not of been born....but no one has the choice to not of been born, its not an option, Gods plans happen despite our choices.......but if God had that meaningful father love where he loved me forever and in his eyes i have forever been and forever will be his son, how beautiful, how meaningful is that.....once again this is not an argument, this is just my heart....the emphasis of what im saying is that if God loved me forever, always apart from any conditions, thats real love.......its absolutely pure...its not even a love where my self esteam is brought up....its the only love i can percieve to possibly have any meaning....any reason to live....my opinion has no scriptural strength, so if someone can prove the doctrine of election false to me, then i will stop believing it.....the doctrines you sincerely believe with all your heart will dramatically effect how you percieve and serve God and live
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10-02-2007, 06:17:54: mat is a bad man
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10-24-2007, 17:59:13: Mercosur origins trace back to 1985
10-25-2007, 03:50:02: hello
10-25-2007, 07:29:42: fuck you
10-25-2007, 07:29:43: suck me
10-25-2007, 07:29:59: vACHHIER
10-25-2007, 07:30:03: hello
10-25-2007, 09:51:40: Good Morning
10-25-2007, 12:54:04: Ham
10-25-2007, 13:10:11: hello
10-25-2007, 14:57:11: hi
10-25-2007, 16:51:10: You fucking dumb wanker
10-25-2007, 18:03:17: k
10-25-2007, 18:40:39: nob head
10-25-2007, 18:41:32: I'm in bed wiht a MASSIVE ERECTION, suck my balls.. cunt fuck shit
10-25-2007, 22:29:17: hello
10-25-2007, 23:26:00: hello
10-25-2007, 23:45:37: im not really crazy
10-26-2007, 03:47:35: lol
10-26-2007, 03:47:35: lol
10-26-2007, 03:48:26: hey
10-26-2007, 05:06:33: hi
10-26-2007, 07:28:54: hello
10-26-2007, 12:23:20: Lets talk
10-26-2007, 14:40:27: jessica i think u smell like poo, will you pleaseeee have a shower!
10-26-2007, 14:58:24: hello
10-26-2007, 15:01:48: I am in new zealand
10-27-2007, 02:44:39: Hey man it's late isn't it?
10-27-2007, 08:06:49: lawuk
10-27-2007, 09:39:41: siminelaki
10-27-2007, 14:34:31: cock
10-27-2007, 16:27:43: hi, my name is griffin, and i am a big shmoodle cat fucker orange potato
10-27-2007, 17:37:32: hi i lost my voice
10-27-2007, 18:30:35: Hello Beth
10-27-2007, 19:58:56: hi garred i luv you
10-27-2007, 22:52:16: ok ill talk
10-27-2007, 22:52:48: ok
10-28-2007, 04:22:41: hallo
10-28-2007, 11:01:03: bye mum
10-28-2007, 11:02:48: hello rob hansen
10-28-2007, 11:49:01:
10-28-2007, 16:08:41: hi how are you
10-28-2007, 16:09:17: hi how are you
10-28-2007, 16:35:47: djofull langar mig i pizzu nuna
10-28-2007, 16:35:57: djofull langar mig i pizzu nuna
10-28-2007, 16:36:47: yes
10-28-2007, 17:09:17: hi
10-28-2007, 17:42:37: hi
10-28-2007, 18:07:29: hello
10-29-2007, 03:05:27: HELLO
10-29-2007, 04:16:23: salut
10-29-2007, 06:03:37: kkkkk
10-29-2007, 07:58:25: i love your work
10-29-2007, 08:55:59: hi
10-29-2007, 09:44:35: urgue
10-29-2007, 09:45:49: argue
10-29-2007, 11:47:58: you smell shit
10-29-2007, 11:48:13: you smell shit
10-29-2007, 17:44:18: HELLO!
10-29-2007, 17:53:01: toilet paper
10-29-2007, 23:23:00: well, it sounds cool that you will be able to hear what I will type here, BUT, would you be interested in hearing complete war and peace????????????????? (while I was typing this I was smiling to myself)
10-30-2007, 02:59:02: hello
10-30-2007, 09:12:38: hello
10-30-2007, 09:13:01: hallo
10-30-2007, 11:54:53: hi
10-30-2007, 14:43:24:
10-30-2007, 14:44:57: STAY AWAY FROM THE COKES
10-31-2007, 00:20:53: So be creative -- not insulting!
10-31-2007, 01:00:10: yay
10-31-2007, 07:17:43: hi
10-31-2007, 07:18:49: hello
10-31-2007, 07:43:24: Mom, what kidn of vampire drools, and can't even put their fangs in properly?
10-31-2007, 08:32:21: hey, noob!
10-31-2007, 08:32:51: hey, are you fucking down with your wife?
10-31-2007, 08:33:02: hello!
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11-30-2007, 15:36:03: Headline: Loughborough Has Conquered Times Higher Education Award!!!!!! We-the legendary Loughborough University, have just made history again tonight in London!!!!! We have been awarded Times Higher Education Awards for both 'Best Support for Overseas Students' and 'Best Students Experience'-two of the most important awards entirely voted by students themselves. In general, these two most prestigious awards should be given to two different universities, but we- the unbeatable Loughborough University has once again rock the whole Britian with our unparalleled 'Loughborough Experience'. In supporting overseas students , we beat Bristol, Dundee, Glasgow, Heriot-Watt and Stirling. In Best Students Experience, we even put the most famous Cambridge, Oxford, St Andrews, Glasgrow in shade. Therefore, please be proud of our university, who will soon rock the world again with its INTERNATIONALISATION strategy!!!! Christina Yan Zhang, International Development Officer, LSU
11-30-2007, 15:36:38: Headline: Loughborough Has Conquered Times Higher Education Award!!!!!!
11-30-2007, 15:36:48: We-the legendary Loughborough University, have just made history again tonight in London!!!!! We have been awarded Times Higher Education Awards for both 'Best Support for Overseas Students' and 'Best Students Experience'-two of the most important awards entirely voted by students themselves. In general, these two most prestigious awards should be given to two different universities, but we- the unbeatable Loughborough University has once again rock the whole Britian with our unparalleled 'Loughborough Experience'. In supporting overseas students , we beat Bristol, Dundee, Glasgow, Heriot-Watt and Stirling. In Best Students Experience, we even put the most famous Cambridge, Oxford, St Andrews, Glasgrow in shade. Therefore, please be proud of our university, who will soon rock the world again with its INTERNATIONALISATION strategy!!!! Christina Yan Zhang, International Development Officer, LSU
11-30-2007, 15:36:55: We-the legendary Loughborough University, have just made history again tonight in London!!!!! We have been awarded Times Higher Education Awards for both 'Best Support for Overseas Students' and 'Best Students Experience'-two of the most important awards entirely voted by students themselves. In general, these two most prestigious awards should be given to two different universities, but we- the unbeatable Loughborough University has once again rock the whole Britian with our unparalleled 'Loughborough Experience'. In supporting overseas students , we beat Bristol, Dundee, Glasgow, Heriot-Watt and Stirling. In Best Students Experience, we even put the most famous Cambridge, Oxford, St Andrews, Glasgrow in shade. Therefore, please be proud of our university, who will soon rock the world again with its INTERNATIONALISATION strategy!!!! Christina Yan Zhang, International Development Officer, LSU
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01-25-2008, 23:14:28: hello rob... i am going to explan somImpressum/Contact | About me Quantum physics Welcome to the homepage of quantum physics. If you want to discover the secrets of the subatomic world then it is the right website for you. Quantum physics is about the characteristics of subatomic particles and it says that energie is not continuously, but in form of quanta (packages). Before I begin with quantum physics I advise the readers who does not know much about nuclear physics to read the homepage of nuclear physics, because otherwise quantum physics might be difficult to understand. But if you known the structure of an atom and particles then it is not nessecary to read the homepage of nuclear physics. Another thing is very important, during reading about quantum physics you must forget about all logical physical laws, because the laws in the subatomic world are inconceivably for us. After reading this website you might have different conception of the world. Chapter 1: The Particle wave duality In former times scientists thought that light consists of waves and that electrons, neutrons and protons are particles. But Scientists have discovered that sometimes light has got a wave character and sometimes light has got a particle character but not only light also the other particles which I mentioned sometimes have got a wave character. There is an experiment which shows that light can have a particle character. For this experiment we need a metal plate. When we irradiate this metal plate with light it can happen that some of the electrons of some atoms will leave their atomic shell. But when no electron leaves the atomic shell a classical physicist would say that the intensity is to low and what we need a stronger light source or that we must give the light nearer to the metal plate. But this would not help, because light consists of photons and when we have got a higher intensity there are more photons which bombard the electrons, but one electron can only absorb one photon. This means that the energie of the photon is responsible, wheather an electron leaves his atomic shell or not. The electrons are holded by the positive charged atomic nucleus and so they need a certain energy to break out. So we need radiation with a shorter wavelength to give the electrons enough energy. If the wavelength is shorter the energy and the frequency are higher. Which wavelength do we need depends on the atoms. Simple light is to little so that we need ultraviolet light for example. All this is called photoelectric effect. The best possibility to make this experiment is with an electroscope. There is also an experiment which show us that electrons can have a wave character. It is the double gap experiment which I will describe later, because he is the most important experiment for quantum physics and the consequences of him might change your conception of the world. Chapter 2: Heisenberg's uncertainty relation To measure the position and the speed of a certain particle we need light or another radiation. When we use radiation with a long wavelength the position is inexact, but the speed is quite exact. When we use radiation with a short wavelength the position is quite exact, but the speed is inexact. This means that when we want to measure one of these things exact, we cannot measure the other thing exact, too. Some things which are explained in nuclear physics with a simple pattern cannot be explained in quantum physics so easy, too. We have this problem with the Bohr atom model. In real there are not any electrons which fly around the atomic nucleus, but you imagine that they are on certains energie levels. In this situation it is also impossible to say exact where an electron is. So here we find Heisenberg's uncertainty relation, too. But there are so called orbitals where it is very probable that there is an electron, but it is never sure. In quantum physics we have got only probabilities. Chapter 3: Nothing is real Perhaps you are fascicled from the particle wave duality or from Heisenberg's uncertainty relation, but this what you will learn here will make the other things less important for you. The experiment begins very simple. You need a light source, a wall with two holes and a screen. On side of the wall there is the light source and on the other side there is the screen. When light passes the wall we can see an interference sample on the screen. The maxima are not behind the holes on the screen, but there is one maximum between the two holes on the screen, otherwise it would not be an interference sample. On the right and on the left of this maximum there are dark areas and then again bright areas, but these bright areas are not as bright as the maximum in the middle. Then we have got two dark areas again and so on. This result should not wonder us, because this are waves and because some waves have got a longer way from the light source to the screen than other waves some waves strengthen each other and other waves extinguish each other. When two wave combs clash then they strengthen each other and when a wave comb and a wave valley clash then they extinguish each other. When one hole is closed the maximum is behind the opened hole. Now we will replace the light source through an electron source and we will make the experiment again. This time we get the same interference sample when both holes are opened. This proofs the wave character of the electrons. But it is important that light or electrons cannot be a wave and a particle at the same time. Now it becomes interesting, we do not let many electrons throught the wall, but only one after the other. When one electron passes the wall it cannot handycap himself and because it can only go throught one of the holes it would be logical that the maxima are behind the two holes. But when we wait until many electrons have passed the wall we saw an interference sample again. When we repeat this experiment and we close one hole the maximum is behind the open hole. It seams that electron knows wheather both holes are opened or only one. When we try to measure throught which hole an electron goes we get two maxima behind the two holes. So it is wrong to say that the electron goes throught one of these two holes, because we can say that it goes throught both holes or we can also say that it goes throught not hole, both answers are correct. The consequence is that nothing is real until an observer saw it. We do not know a reciprocal action between the electron, the observer and the instruments, but there must exist a reciprocal action. An electron has got many possibilities and because of our oberservation the electron must choose one of the possible ways. So when it goes throught one of the holes it is logical that the maxima are behind the holes. It is called collapse of the wave function and every particle has got a probability wave. This means that never can be sure where a particle is, we can only say where the most probable place is. A human being has got also a probability wave which we can find in the whole universe, but her strongest point is there where we are. But there is everytime a very little probability that you can find yourself on Mars for example or somewhere else, but this probability is so little that you need not be afraid. When we know throught measurements where this person is then his wave function collapses, because we know his exact position. As long as we observe something it is real and when we do not observe it it is not real any longer. There is another illustration which is called Schrodinger's cat. It is a thought experiment. We give a cat into a box with a radioactive material and a bottle of poison. Because we never know when an atom decays a radioactive material is very good for this experiment. The probability is very improtant for quantum physics. The box must be closed. When an atom of the radioactive material decays the bottle will be broken and the cat will die. But as long as we do not look after the cat if she is alive or dead, then we can say that she is alive and dead or not alive and not dead, both answers are correct. But in this situation we could not never say that she is alive or dead. I hope that these both experiments could tell you something about nature. So when you believe all this, which is not total sure until today, your conception of the world has changed I think. Chapter 4: The space-time and time travels Quantum physics is full of other phenomens. A very interesting possibility are time travels, because we see time travels in many movies, but only little prople know, that there are physical theories which make time travels prossible. All what we know, it is space and time, we call it space-time. We always talk about three dimensions and a fourth dimension which is the time. There are so called space-time-diagrams. On the y-axle we have got the time and on the x-axle, the horizontal axle, we have got the space. In a diagramm like that we can draw lines. When we stand for example the line is parallel to the y-axle, because only the time smears. When we travel faster the line comes closer to the x-axle. The line of an object which has got an infinite speed would be parallel to the x-axle. All known movements can be illustrated in these space-time-diagrams. These lines go from the bottom to the top, from bottom left to top right or from bottom right to top left. Lines which go from the top to the bottom, top right to bottom left or top left to bottom right would be movements back into the past. We cannot imagine movements like that, but for photons which fly with the speed of light it do not matter if they go into the past or into the future. The consequence might be for example that something can be formed of nothing, because Einstein's formula (E=mc2) allows to transform matter into energy and energy into matter. An electron-positron-pair for example can be formed by a no existing photon, which collide to form this photon. This is possible, because photon do not know the differenc between past and future. When we will crook the space-time so strong that the time will be one of the space dimensions and this space dimension will be the time then time travels could be possible, because in the space dimensions we can go forward and backward. In real it is very difficult to crook the space-time so strong, because we need a very strong gravity field. The possibility of time travels is fascinating. Chapter 5: The Many worlds theory There also exist another theory which is called many worlds theory. She discribes the nature without saying that something can be unreal. This theory says that there are many realities. So we can say that the electron in the double gap experiment goes in one reality throught one hole and in another reality throught the other hole. So we split one reality into two different realities. It grows like a tree with all his branchs. We can also say that in our world Schrodinger's cat is dead or alive and another reality it is the opposite. When we will travel in the time scientists think that if somebody kills his father before he was born then he disappears. But when there are many realities it can be possible to kill his father in one reality and then the person would not disappear. It is not sure if this theory is correct. Chapter 6: The unified field theory The unified field theory is for modern physics the most important problem. This theory says that after the Big Bang only one unified power has existed. This GUT-Power (Grand Unified Theory) was divided into four fundamental powers. The four fundamental powers power range strength appearance strong power 10-15 m 1 between quarks electromagnetic power infinite 10-2 between charged particles weak power 10-15 m 10-13 between leptons (neutrinos, elecrons) gravity infinite 10-38 between all particles Today we try to bring the four powers together. It has been discovered that a symmetry has existed between the electromagnetic power and the weak power which has broken. It is important to know that the W+-, the W-- and the Z0-particles are the exchangeparticles of the weak power. In our universe there is the higgs field, which unifieds with the field of the weak power. With high energy it is possible to destroy the higgs field and the exchangeparticles of the weak power are then free, they behave like photons and do not differ from them. For this discovery S. Glashow, S. Weinberg and A. Salam got the noble price. In an experiment in the CERN (Conseil Européenne pour la Recherche Nucléaire), in the proton-antiproton-collider this particles were found and so the electricalweak power was proofed. Now phycisists work to find a connection between the electroweak power and the strong power. Author and Webmaster: Lukas Czarnecki If you have got questions about quantum physics you can send me an e-mail under the following adress: webmaster@hpwt.de Back to Main page Last Update: 23.08.2001 ething long to u The OnionChinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans June 15, 2005 | Issue 41•24 E-mail Print blog this text this digg this Related Articles Five-Disc Jazz Anthology Still Unopened June 11, 2003 This Mug Exaggerates My Grandfathering Skills To An Embarrassing Degree January 31, 2001 Spencer Man May Not Actually Make The Difference At Spencer State Bank February 3, 1999 Email This Article To: From: FENGHUA, CHINA—Chen Hsien, an employee of Fenghua Ningbo Plastic Works Ltd., a plastics factory that manufactures lightweight household items for Western markets, expressed his disbelief Monday over the "sheer amount of shit Americans will buy." Enlarge Image Chen makes yet more stupid crap for consumers overseas. "Often, when we're assigned a new order for, say, 'salad shooters,' I will say to myself, 'There's no way that anyone will ever buy these,'" Chen said during his lunch break in an open-air courtyard. "One month later, we will receive an order for the same product, but three times the quantity. How can anyone have a need for such useless shit?" Chen, 23, who has worked as an injection-mold operator at the factory since it opened in 1996, said he frequently asks himself these questions during his workweek, which exceeds 60 hours and earns him the equivalent of $21. "I hear that Americans can buy anything they want, and I believe it, judging from the things I've made for them," Chen said. "And I also hear that, when they no longer want an item, they simply throw it away. So wasteful and contemptible." Among the items that Chen has helped create are plastic-bag dispensers, microwave omelet cookers, glow-in-the-dark page magnifiers, Christmas-themed file baskets, animal-shaped contact-lens cases, and adhesive-backed wall hooks. "Sometimes, an item the factory produces resembles nothing I've ever seen," Chen said. "One time, we made something that looked like a ladle, but it had holes in its cup and a handle that bent down 90 degrees. The foreman told us that it was a soda-can holder for an automobile. If you are lucky enough to own a car, sit back and enjoy the journey. Save the soda beverage for later." Chen added: "A cup holder is not a necessary thing to own." Chen expressed similar confusion over the tens of thousands of pineapple corers, plastic eyeshades, toothpick dispensers, and dog pull-toys that he has helped manufacture. "Why the demand for so many kitchen gadgets?" Chen said. "I can understand having a good wok, a rice cooker, a tea kettle, a hot plate, some utensils, good china, a teapot with a strainer, and maybe a thermos. But all these extra things—where do the Americans put them? How many times will you use a taco-shell holder? 'Oh, I really need this silverware-drawer sorter or I will have fits.' Shut up, stupid American." Chen added that many of the items break after only a few uses. "None are built to last very long," Chen said. "That is probably so the Americans can return to buy more. Not even the badly translated assembly instructions deter them. If I bought a kitchen item that came with such poor Mandarin instructions, I would return the item immediately." May Gao of the Hong Kong-based labor-advocacy group China Labour Bulletin said complaints like Chen's are common among workers in China's bustling industrial cities. "Last week, I took testimony from several young female workers from Shenzhen who said they were locked in a work room for 18 straight hours making inflatable Frisbees," Gao said. "Finally, the girls joined hands on the factory floor and began to chant, 'No more insane flying toys for Western pigs!' They quickly lost their jobs and were ostracized by their families, but the incident was a testament to China's growing disillusionment with producing needless crap for fat-ass foreigners." Continued Gao: "As Chinese manufacturing and foreign investment continue to grow, and more silly novelty products are invented, we can expect to see more of these protests." In the meantime, Chen continues to stew in bitterness. Though he dislikes his work, competition for manufacturing jobs in Fenghua is stiff and he must support his wife, mother, and 2-year-old son. "My cousin Yuen is self-employed," Chen said. "He disassembles old computers that are acquired from overseas and extracts the traces of valuable gold and silver from the circuit boards. He asked me to join him. The work is very toxic, but at least I would not be looking at suction-cup razor holders and jumbo-dice keychains all day." Chen added: "For now, I must refuse the job. Somehow, the only thing more depressing than making plastic shit for Americans is destroying the plastic shit they send back." 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Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light. _________________ Back to top tkybndqtip Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 644 Location: Ticky Bend, MS Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:32 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny i actually read that yesterday (or the day before). Or maybe it was where He said that in Luke..oh well either way thats the most comforting thing you can ever hear. _________________ Hi, I'm Jared. Nice to meet you. And you are? "You want to know the differences between us.. You've got to know the One who lives in me"-Kutless Back to top Aisakura7 Age: 18 Joined: 07 Nov 2007 Posts: 1286 Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:40 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, I saw that the other day. thats the Jesus that I picture. Not to killing, revengeful one some of you speak of. _________________ (prayer of Azariah 1:16) Nevertheless in a contrite heart and an humble spirit let us be accepted. Back to top xmewithoutyoux Administrator Age: 34 Joined: 24 Nov 2006 Posts: 3289 Location: Orange County, CA.....The closest to Hell as I ever want to be! Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:40 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a beautiful passage. It makes me think of the Paul Wilbur song 'A Resting Place'. Here are the lyrics: My soul finds rest in God alone My peace depends on Him In that place of quiet rest He fills me from within He pours on me His holy oil The Spirit of the Living God And comforts me with Hs love Comfort me with Your love Those who wait upon the Lord New strength He gives them He gives them wings like the eagle That they might soar with Him He weaves His strength into their lives The Spirit of Adonai Then He gives then all of His peace To guard their hearts and their minds Guarding our hearts and minds So come my soul now take your rest Find your peace in Him The Holy presence of the Lord That fills you from within O pour on me Your holy oil The Spirit of the Living God Fill my cup Lord I lift it up Until I overflow _________________ In HiS LoVe~FoReVeR-------Kelli Back to top GlorytoGod Joined: 20 Jul 2005 Posts: 313 Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:40 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you, mods. ~ This is indeed a beautiful passage. I have been thinkng about this since yesterday when I first saw your thread, and I pondered it this morning in my devotional time. My Bible translation reads like this: Then Jesus said, “Come to me, all of you who are weary and carry heavy burdens, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you. Let me teach you, because I am humble and gentle at heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy to bear, and the burden I give you is light.” Isn't that gorgeous? What we have here.... is an invitation. Jesus, Himself, is inviting us deeper into the relationship we have with Him. He wants to carry us when we are down, He wants to give us rest within His arms, and He wants us to learn from Him. "Let me teach you...." . Yes, Lord, I accept that invitation, I will follow You and watch You and see how You do it, and I will then try to do it Your way. betta, God bless you and keep you. May the Lord make His face shine upon you and be gracious unto you. I hope you are feeling stronger every day. Keep meditating on the words of Jesus and He will never let you down, He'll never leave your side. _________________ ~Karen Back to top One Man IN Service to HIM Age: 37 Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 3355 Location: Spring Valley Mn Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:39 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks mods is right... Nice post betta and nice comments Karen... _________________ I am not the man I should be in the Lord but I strive every day to reflect HIM..PLease forgive me for my failings... Back to top FenderPriest Forum Moderator Age: 23 Joined: 17 Dec 2007 Posts: 113 Location: West Cheser, PA Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:55 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Puritan John Owen had a great insight on this verse that was very helpful to me. He says, John Owen wrote: "They hearken to the voice of Christ calling them to him with their burden, "come unto me, all ye that are weary and heavey laden;" – "Come with your burdens; come, thou poor soul, with thy guilt of sin." Why? what to do? "why, this is mine," Saith Christ; "this agreement I made with my Father, that I should come, and take thy sins, and bear them away: they are my lot. Give me thy burden, give me thy sins. Thou knowest not what to do with the; I know how to dispose of them well enough, so that God shall be glorified, and thy soul delivered." _________________ Love is that powerful and prevalent passion, by which all the faculties and inclinations of the soul are determined, and on which both its perfection and happiness depend. The worth and excellency of a soul is to be measured by the object of its love. ~ Henry Scougal The Life of God in the Soul of Man Back to top Greg Age: 16 Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 810 Location: Near the corner of a tiny remote island "England Rules!!!!" Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:59 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- cool, its often worth using what others have studied to help you understand _________________ Faith requires no understanding Understanding requires no Faith Back to top FenderPriest Forum Moderator Age: 23 Joined: 17 Dec 2007 Posts: 113 Location: West Cheser, PA Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:14 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greg wrote: cool, its often worth using what others have studied to help you understand John Owen is one of the greatest to learn from. _________________ Love is that powerful and prevalent passion, by which all the faculties and inclinations of the soul are determined, and on which both its perfection and happiness depend. The worth and excellency of a soul is to be measured by the object of its love. ~ Henry Scougal The Life of God in the Soul of Man Back to top One Man IN Service to HIM Age: 37 Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 3355 Location: Spring Valley Mn Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:54 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Owen is a phenomenal reformer and preacher... _________________ I am not the man I should be in the Lord but I strive every day to reflect HIM..PLease forgive me for my failings... Back to top FenderPriest Forum Moderator Age: 23 Joined: 17 Dec 2007 Posts: 113 Location: West Cheser, PA Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:00 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Man IN Service to HIM wrote: John Owen is a phenomenal reformer and preacher... Wow, I have to confess that I'm surprised that somebody else knows about John Owen. Not to many people know his name unfortunately. _________________ Love is that powerful and prevalent passion, by which all the faculties and inclinations of the soul are determined, and on which both its perfection and happiness depend. 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03-02-2008, 12:36:28: Critically assess the statement that ‘it is impossible to do participant observation untainted by personal and political sympathies’. How else can ethnographic methodology be justified? Ethnographic methodology is the theory and study of social life, it was first introduced into the social sciences by anthropologists who studied small-scale pre-industrial societies and it now takes a variety of forms, notably used widely by symbolic interactionists. There are a number of methods involved in ethnographic methodology including participant observation, in-depth interviews and qualitative documents. This essay will focus on participant observation, particularly whether this method can be objective to the point that it can be untainted by ‘personal and political sympathies’. Participant observation has a long history in sociology for gathering data. It became widely employed in America in the 1960’s (which linked it loosely to a ‘hippie’ movement) and since then it had become the most appropriate way of obtaining qualitative data. Debates about whether this method should be used in sociology are on going, because of the opposition between qualitative and quantitative theorists, but the method does provide a number of advantages for research. This essay will look at whether these advantages justify the ‘personal and political sympathies’ which can be said to taint ethnographic research, and will also look at theorists who suggest that participant observation can be objective if approached in the correct way. As well as being seeing to be tainted by personal and political sympathies, ethnographic research involves the problem of researcher effect. By this, sociologists are referring to how the researcher’s presence might alter the behaviour of those being studied to such an extent that the data is of little use, for example when studying pupils in a school, they may see the researcher as a teacher and thus behave in a different manner whilst aware of being observed. “The mere presence of the observer means that movements are made and orientations are developed toward him which would not otherwise have occurred.” (Schwartz and Schwartz 1955, p346) Despite this criticism some researchers argue that in certain situations, sociologists may judge that some useful and valid data can still be produced. An example of this is David Hargreaves’ study of secondary schooling in 1967 – he found that some school teachers altered their behaviour considerably, but others appeared to carry on as normal – he believed that some of his data was therefore valid. One main reason for researchers choosing not to use qualitative methods such as participant observation is because of its association with data which may not be valid, and the level to which a high level of objectivity cannot be gained, but supporters of the method actually directly oppose this, claiming that compared to other research techniques, it is least likely to lead sociologists imposing their reality on the social world which they seek to understand and thus provides the best means of obtaining a valid picture of social reality. Obviously the choice to use participant observation as a method depends on how appropriate the investigation would be for the subject of research but even if it cannot be used to study all aspects of the social world the advantages which participant observation does have over other forms of method cannot be ignored. One advantage of participant observation is that researchers supposedly begin their work with only a few preconceived ideas, where as in structured interviews or a questionnaire the sociologists have already decided what is important by setting up a framework and priorities on those they wish to study. Whyte (1955) famously summarised the opportunity which ethnographic methodology can therefore provide in comparison to other forms of research; “As I sat and listened, I learned the answers to questions I would not have had the sense to ask even if I had been getting my information solely on an interviewing basis” (Donnelly, C (2000) p.138). Without using this method, he believes he would have remained ignorant to many of the priorities in the lives of those he studied (Italian Americans). Liebow (1967) asserts that on the outset of his research, there was no form of presumptions of what was either relevant or irrelevant. This justifies the assumption that the method is tainted by sympathies, both personal or political because it shows that researchers are aware of the distance they must put between themselves and the topic of study. A further advantage which participant observation can be seen to provide is the way in which it is more difficult for the people being studied to lie or mislead the researcher than it is in other research methods, because the researcher witnesses actual ‘on the spot’ behaviour rather than relying on people’s accounts of their lives. This again makes the data gained more valid, Skeggs (1991) argues that she was able to obtain valid data on the sexuality of young women because of the closeness of the relationship she developed with them. To gain data which is highly valid therefore justifies the possible issue of biased research, the researcher must remember to just “balance roles as participant and observer” (Macionis and Plummer 1997 p.51). Symbolic interactionists favour the method because it allows an understanding of the world from the subjective point of view of the subjects of research. They see social reality as differing very much from the natural sciences, so we can not study the two areas in the same way. According to interactionists, social reality cannot be objective, so we should therefore accept the subjective nature of society, and understand this on a micro level. Interactionists see behaviour as largely governed by the static self concept held by an individual. Pryce in particular suggests that participant observation allowed him to understand the subjective reality for some West Indians in Bristol. Such theorists would argue that the personal and political sympathies which the researcher holds are thus irrelevant, as is the sympathies they may have over research. Defenders of participant observation justify such weaknesses; they claim objections can be overcome, and that particularly the method of participant observation can be made sufficiently systematic to be regarded as being reliable as well as a valid research method. Further advantageous aspects of participant observation are the purposes it provides including its ability to generate new hypotheses because of the freedom for research to go in unexpected directions and so can provide sociologists with novel insights and ideas. It can therefore be very useful for falsifying theories, even if it isn’t as strong for testing hypotheses, such as Parkers study (1974) of British delinquents which tested how far Cohen’s explanation of delinquency is applicable to Britain. Participant observation also has the great advantage of a high level of ecological validity, as briefly mentioned earlier. The method finds data which is true to real life and not based on artificial settings, unlike questionnaires which are a long way from people’s normal individual behaviour. In this way, this advantage can justify the influence that researcher’s views (‘political and personal sympathies’) may have. Despite the advantages explored, the sympathies which a researcher undeniably has are not the only disadvantages aspects to ethnographic methodology. Participant observation can be time consuming, Cicourel’s (1976) study lasted 4 years and Skeggs’ (1997) study took place over 12 years. As well as this, the method also have the practical disadvantage that only a very small group of individuals can be studied because of how many can be physically present for research to proceed. In this way, research can be demanding and inconvenient, as shown by ‘James Patrick’ (1973) who left Glasgow when gang violence made him concerned for his own safety. Such small samples mean that data cannot be generalised to other groups because it is unrepresentative and only helps us to understand a very small group of individuals in society. Ethnographic methodology also has other theoretical disadvantages – studies cannot be replicated or quantified so it is difficult to compare results with other studies. In terms of the idea that personal and political sympathies of the researcher may taint the data, Cicourel (1967) admits that his participant observation study relied heavily upon his own observational and interpretive skills, meaning that it is quite possible for a different researcher to have reached quite different findings. In this way, ethnographic methodology is difficult to justify. Dawe (1973) maintains that sociologists are “participants in their own analyses” (Burgess p.89) The account of social reality which if produced by the method of participant observation is the result of a highly selective method of data collection, and the participant observer can only record a small fraction of all possible data they could have used meaning that the sympathies they hold can easily influence the findings of a study. Hammersley (1992) admits that an ethnographer can produce many different descriptions of the same setting, and it may be difficult to accept a particular researcher’s description as reflecting anything more than a personal perspective - there is also not only the possibility of ‘tainting’ research but also of ‘going native’ . Positivists see ethnography as simply ‘unscientific’ and subjective but in its defence; some participant observers have suggested that this sort of research need not lack rigour. Glaser and Strauss (1967) claim qualitative data can be used to generate grounded theory which involves the whole process of data collection and analysis as systematic, thus objecting to the notion that it is impossible for participant observation to be untainted by personal and political sympathies. Despite the ways to avoid the tainting of research shown in grounded theory, Hammersley (1992) still questions the ability of ethnographic research to develop an ethnographic understanding. Ethnographic methodology can be justified in terms that it need not only use participant observation as a method – it can also include formal interviews, informal interviews, collecting texts and images. By a variety of methods in the process of triangulation, the research not only reduces the level to which the research is tainted but also gains a deeper and wider understanding of the area being studied. Triangulation involves “several methods combined in a single piece of research, using each to supplement and check on the others in a process known as triangulation” (Giddens (2001) p.652) Ethnography can they be useful in a number of situations, including in anthropology (understanding ‘alien’ situations), when little is known about a research subject and it is interaction between individuals which are of interest. In many situations, “observation is the only way to gather data” because “people are unwilling or unable to tell about their behaviour” (Hughes and Kroehler 2002 p.29) At its best, ethnography can provide very rich data sources, flexibility to adjust to changing situations and is continually open to new hypotheses. To conclude, while there are ways to justify the way in which the researchers’ interpretation in participant observation can be seen to taint research, it seems that ethnographic methodology involves a great number of flaws and the influence of a researchers personal ad political sympathies is just one of them. As Schwartz and Schwartz claim, “The operation of unconscious factors in observation, the influence of anxiety on how and what is seen, and the effect of the observer's personal interests, values, and orientation are problems which are present in any research in which interaction of human beings is being studied” (Schwartz and Schwartz 1955, p353). Despite this, although participant observation is no way near being objective, the claim to objectivity which quantitative proposes isn’t straightforward – even in science assumptions are made and humans play an influence so a level of subjectivity must be acknowledged for all research, including ethnographic methodology. The simple fact that a researcher studies a particular area must mean they have an interest in it, thus making an instant bias in some way. A good way in which the issues of participant observation can be justified is through triangulation. Participant observation, as shown by a great number of studies, is a highly detailed and useful method especially when combined with other methods, it provides a great number of advantages and is very useful in sociologists for opening up the study of social life to new and interesting areas. Bibliography  Burgess, Robert () In The Field An Introduction to Field Research George Allen & Unwin: London  Donnelly, Caitlin (2000) In Pursuit of School Ethos Blackwell Publishers Ltd: Cambridge  Giddens, Anthony (2001) Sociology 4th Edition Blackwell Publishers Ltd: Cambridge  Hughes, M and Kroehler, C J (2002) Sociology The Core 6th Edition New York: The McGraw-Hill Companies  Macionis, J, Plummer, K (1998) Sociology A Global Introduction Prentice Hall: Bath  Schwartz, M, Schwartz, C (1955) Problems in Participant Observation: http://links.jstor.org/sici?sici=0002-9602%28195501%2960%3A4%3C343%3APIPO%3E2.0.CO%3B2-H
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04-06-2008, 18:44:47: Of three metamorphoses of the spirit I tell you: how the spirit becomes a camel; and the camel, a lion; and the lion, finally, a child. There is much that is difficult for the spirit, the strong reverent spirit that would bear much: but the difficult and the most difficult are what its strength demands. What is difficult? asks the spirit that would bear much, and kneels down like a camel wanting to be well loaded. What is most difficult, O heroes, asks the spirit that would bear much, that I may take it upon myself and exult in my strength? Is it not humbling oneself to wound one's haughtiness? Letting one's folly shine to mock one's wisdom? Or is it this: parting from our cause when it triumphs? Climbing high mountains to tempt the tempter? Or is it this: feeding on the acorns and grass of knowledge and, for the sake of the truth, suffering hunger in one's soul? Or is it this: being sick and sending home the comforters and making friends with the deaf, who never hear what you want? Or is it this: stepping into filthy waters when they are the waters of truth, and not repulsing cold frogs and hot toads? Or is it this: loving those who despise us and offering a hand to the ghost that would frighten us? All these most difficult things the spirit that would bear much takes upon itself: like the camel that, burdened, speeds into the desert, thus the spirit speeds into its desert. In the loneliest desert, however, the second metamorphosis occurs: here the spirit becomes a lion who would conquer his freedom and be master in his own desert. Here he seeks out his last master: he wants to fight him and his last god; for ultimate victory he wants to fight with the great dragon. Who is the great dragon whom the spirit will no longer call lord and god? Thou shalt is the name of the great dragon. But the spirit of the lion says, I will. Thou shalt lies in his way, sparkling like gold, an animal covered with scales; and on every scale shines a golden thou shalt. Values, thousands of years old, shine on these scales; and thus speaks the mightiest of all dragons: All value of all things shines on me. All value has long been created, and I am all created value. Verily, there shall be no more ‘I will.’ Thus speaks the dragon. My brothers, why is there a need in the spirit for the lion? Why is not the beast of burden, which renounces and is reverent, enough? To create new values—that even the lion cannot do; but the creation of freedom for oneself for new creation—that is within the power of the lion. The creation of freedom for oneself and a sacred No even to duty—for that, my brothers, the lion is needed. To assume the right to new values—that is the most terrifying assumption for a reverent spirit that would bear much. Verily, to him it is preying, and a matter for a beast of prey. He once loved thou shalt as most sacred: now he must find illusion and caprice even in the most sacred, that freedom from his love may become his prey: the lion is needed for such prey. But say, my brothers, what can the child do that even the lion could not do? Why must the preying lion still become a child? The child is innocence and forgetting, a new beginning, a game, a self-propelled wheel, a first movement, a sacred Yes. For the game of creation, my brothers, a sacred Yes is needed: the spirit now wills his own will, and he who had been lost to the world now conquers his own world. Of three metamorphoses of the spirit I have told you: how the spirit became a camel; and the camel, a lion; and the lion, finally, a child. Thus spoke Zarathustra. And at the time he sojourned in the town called the Motley Cow.
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04-28-2008, 17:44:36: Humans are always trying to do the impossible, or be number one, but what they usually forget is that the human race has no first prize. I am here today to tell you about those men and women who did such that and remembered the famous words of Nike impossible is nothing. Today I will be talking to you about World Records. Ah weight, it destroys our society, I am not skinny enough, I am too fat, I am too skinny, these people don’t care about that they just live their lives as normal people. Now here are the records according to weight from fattest to skinniest. The Worlds Fattest Person (I say person because this person is a woman!)Her name is Carol Yager she was born in 1960 who weighed in at 1600 pounds she died in 1994 due to obesity! The Worlds Fattest Man is 41 year old Manuel Uribe of Mexico who weighs in at 1,234 pounds; more than an average grey baby whale! Though this sounds like a lot Manuel may also appear in the Guinness Book Of World Records in 2009 for the most weight lost which was 200 pounds. Now lets minus about 534 kg and talk about the worlds lightest person Khagendra Mager of Nepal who weighs only 10 kgs! Talk about light as a feather. Now something that may surprise you. Though Khagendra was only 10kg he was not the skinniest person in the world. That goes to Cathie Jung, a 70 year old of North Carolina whose waist line is only 15 inches! So think about them before you say your fat or your skinny. Height is always an issue especially when your the second smallest kid in the 7th grade. Again we will go from biggest to smallest. Robert Pershing Waldo holds the record for standing 8foot 11 inches! Robert was from Alton Illinios. Roberts show size was 37AA. On July 15th 1940 Robert died in Michigan. This man you may have heard of his name is Kahagendra Mager of Nepal, yes he holds 2 world records one for being the lightest person and the smallest! He is only 50 centimetres! Everyone likes to be the fastest kid in the class or best swimmer but once you hear these world records you’ll soon find out that there is no competition. The fastest male swimmer in Mens 50m freestyle is Stefan Nystrand of Sweden who finished in 20.93 seconds. The fastest female swimmer in the 50m freestyle is Marleen Veldhuis who finished with a time of 23.58 seconds. This man can literally run circles around you and still have enough time to win a world record, Tim Montgomery holds the world record in foot racing by clocking in at 9.78 seconds on a 100 metre track at the Olympic games. Asafa beat out Tim Montgomery’s previous record of 9.78 seconds. But at the Grand Prix mens crown Tim won it back! The fastest women in the world is Walma Rudolph of Tennessee. Wilma won the title from Marian Jones after she pleated guilty to steroids. Yes I know I talk alot but, if I could talk as fast as these guys I wouldnt stop! The so called "Rebel XD" has the world record for rapping 852 syllables in 42 seconds. Steve Woodmore holds the record for fastest talker I know what your thinking if he is the worlds fastest talker why can't he be the worlds fastest rapper well its simple really, he is white. Steve holds the record for 637 words per minutes thats more than 10 words per second! Hygiene is a big issue, for example your toes, fingers, your hair, tattoos even your body odour. Well if you’re a clean freak when it come to that then you have better cover your ears. Lee Redmond, a female of Holloway’s finger nails reach an average of 75.09 centimetres in length! Radhakant Bajpai of India has the worlds longest ear hair which reaches 5.2 inches! Worlds hairiest man is Yu Zhenhuan of China, he has 96% of his body covered in hair. 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06-12-2008, 21:52:54: Hello Mr. Rob Hansen. I hope you are well. I was surfing the net, searching for some online device that would speak to people like a chatbot for a website I am trying to build, when I accidentally discovered this site. It is very interesting and I just wanted to say hello and send my well wishes to anyone who happens to hear this.
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10-29-2008, 19:00:37: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting!
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10-30-2008, 03:40:03: “Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a f–king big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchased in a range of f–king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f–k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sittin’ on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f–king junk food into your mouth. Choose rottin’ away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, f–ked-up brats that you’ve spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life…But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin? So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I’m a bad person, but that’s gonna change, I’m going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing, and I’m cleanin’ up and I’m movin’ on, going straight and choosin’ life. I’m lookin’ forward to it already. I’m going to be just like you: the job, the family, the f–king big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure-wear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.”
10-30-2008, 03:40:19: “Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a f–king big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchased in a range of f–king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f–k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sittin’ on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f–king junk food into your mouth. Choose rottin’ away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, f–ked-up brats that you’ve spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life…But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin? So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I’m a bad person, but that’s gonna change, I’m going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing, and I’m cleanin’ up and I’m movin’ on, going straight and choosin’ life. I’m lookin’ forward to it already. I’m going to be just like you: the job, the family, the f–king big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure-wear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.”
10-30-2008, 03:41:01: “Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a f–king big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchased in a range of f–king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f–k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sittin’ on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f–king junk food into your mouth. Choose rottin’ away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, f–ked-up brats that you’ve spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life…But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin? So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I’m a bad person, but that’s gonna change, I’m going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing, and I’m cleanin’ up and I’m movin’ on, going straight and choosin’ life. I’m lookin’ forward to it already. I’m going to be just like you: the job, the family, the f–king big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure-wear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.”
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10-30-2008, 14:40:23: HI
10-30-2008, 14:52:10: 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here!
10-30-2008, 14:52:39: 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here!
10-30-2008, 14:52:58: 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! 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Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. 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Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. 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So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here! 12 CDs for the Price of 1! FREE MUSIC CDs? Already a BMG member? Get 15 free CDs! Click Here for free CDs! Automatic Talking Machine Speak to Rob Hansen This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. 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The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting! First, are you male or female? Now, type what you want to tell me in the box below: If you want to see what's been said to me recently, click on the button. [ Home | Mail | BMG Music | ATM | Yikes! | New | Jobs ] We're proud to have achieved these honors! Technical note: This system uses special text-to-speech software. First, custom scripts save the text you enter, and tag it as either male or female, then send the text to the speaking computer, which then speaks your words out loud in either a male or female voice. My home-grown custom solution is not for sale. ©1995 Rob Hansen Click Here!
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11-15-2008, 10:07:03: gg
11-15-2008, 10:08:03: Are you around there?
11-15-2008, 13:16:06: care nalga
11-15-2008, 17:38:58:
11-15-2008, 21:24:04: lol
11-16-2008, 09:40:17: die bitch
11-16-2008, 09:41:11: huh sry for the die bitch, i thaught it was a program for my projeectt
11-16-2008, 12:32:55: Fuck you asshole
11-16-2008, 14:54:28: HEY GUYS!!!
11-16-2008, 15:44:50: Hi Ummm I LOVE YOU!
11-16-2008, 15:45:38: I LIKE PORNO
11-16-2008, 15:45:50: I WANNA FUK U!
11-16-2008, 15:46:32: DAM THIS IS OLD
11-17-2008, 03:34:02: ma ce la fai?
11-17-2008, 03:37:08: JAAa
11-17-2008, 09:35:30: this travels fast under ground and many people use it to go to and from work. whatis this
11-17-2008, 09:35:52: this travels fast under ground and many people use it to go to and from work. whatis this
11-17-2008, 12:02:39: yo i was woundering if you know how to be able to type something on the computer and hear it after you type
11-17-2008, 13:53:55: you've got a message from tyra banks please hold
11-17-2008, 15:01:55: yo goobers
11-17-2008, 15:55:50: Hello there.. Can I ask where do you get this talking machine?
11-17-2008, 15:56:51: What's the use of this machine? ???
11-18-2008, 00:16:21: Faggot
11-18-2008, 18:02:50: dustin likes the cock
11-18-2008, 18:03:49: penis penis penis, vagina bagina
11-18-2008, 18:32:13: stop it sire
11-18-2008, 20:39:07: hello
11-18-2008, 20:39:14: hello
11-19-2008, 02:58:03: hello!
11-19-2008, 05:44:28: hi
11-19-2008, 08:44:47: hey
11-19-2008, 08:44:54: hey
11-19-2008, 08:45:09: i love dank nugs
11-19-2008, 10:31:38: hello
11-19-2008, 10:31:58: Hello
11-19-2008, 10:32:16: Hello
11-19-2008, 12:53:14: hello
11-19-2008, 23:27:55: Brisingr
11-19-2008, 23:28:26: hi
11-20-2008, 06:17:26: hello
11-20-2008, 11:35:40: o word
11-20-2008, 11:35:44:
11-20-2008, 11:35:49: hey
11-20-2008, 11:36:03: hey whats up
11-20-2008, 13:55:03: FUCK ME IN THE BALLS
11-20-2008, 17:02:03: poop
11-20-2008, 17:02:48: hello you are very beautiful today nigga!
11-20-2008, 20:24:13: ds
11-21-2008, 11:01:49: Hello
11-21-2008, 12:54:11: harry smells
11-21-2008, 13:32:43: hello
11-21-2008, 20:06:00:
11-21-2008, 23:38:38:
11-21-2008, 23:40:11: YOUR FAT ANDREW!
11-22-2008, 08:13:04: re
11-22-2008, 08:56:56: leery
11-22-2008, 08:58:21: yo, to all the people who asked what has recently been said. this has. thats it really. leery!!!
11-22-2008, 11:09:54: hello
11-22-2008, 11:09:57: heelo
11-22-2008, 11:10:31: hello how are you
11-22-2008, 12:11:26: sex
11-22-2008, 14:39:12: aaaaaaaaaaaa
11-22-2008, 19:46:18: hi
11-22-2008, 22:56:10: i am using this program to talk now
11-23-2008, 00:29:06: hello what up
11-23-2008, 00:32:54: ooooooo humo me hump me hukp me
11-23-2008, 04:18:36: yu
11-23-2008, 10:14:26: mi name is marcela
11-23-2008, 10:14:38: hello
11-23-2008, 10:53:13: hello
11-23-2008, 10:53:37: hellortgh4trg 56h56yjytgf nsfghw46itrg n
11-23-2008, 12:49:06: avenged
11-23-2008, 15:59:59: message
11-23-2008, 16:00:15: message
11-23-2008, 16:09:14: You need to eat
11-23-2008, 17:01:27: sucker
11-23-2008, 17:01:47: whats up
11-23-2008, 23:06:47: This Stream has lead levels more than 3000 times higher than US Standards. Many maquiladora (factory) workers live in shanties like these, as they only earn about $1/hour. (more about that later)
11-23-2008, 23:07:06: This Stream has lead levels more than 3000 times higher than US Standards. Many maquiladora (factory) workers live in shanties like these, as they only earn about $1/hour. (more about that later)
11-23-2008, 23:07:38: This Stream has lead levels more than 3000 times higher than US Standards. Many maquiladora (factory) workers live in shanties like these, as they only earn about $1/hour. (more about that later)
11-23-2008, 23:07:52: this stream This Stream has lead levels more than 3000 times higher than US Standards. Many maquiladora (factory) workers live in shanties like these, as they only earn about $1/hour. (more about that later)
11-24-2008, 02:09:56: dfhgfdhgf
11-24-2008, 08:33:49: Hello beeyatch!
11-24-2008, 08:34:38: Please suck my pussy, boy! I'm getting rad!
11-24-2008, 10:46:36: FUNNY HA HA HA HA
11-24-2008, 10:47:34: hello
11-24-2008, 15:44:41: screw you
11-24-2008, 17:14:26: HELLO
11-24-2008, 17:26:16: john dickens makes his roommate scooter look like brad pitt
11-24-2008, 17:26:38: john dickens makes his roommate scooter look like brad pitt
11-24-2008, 21:58:52: hello
11-24-2008, 23:27:06: oh, well actually I didnt want to say anything.. I was looking for a machine that makes that voice, like stephen hawkings.
11-24-2008, 23:28:34: p s: I was from australia [the stephen hawkings comment]
11-24-2008, 23:30:14: I don't get this thing.. it'd be better if I could hear what was being said. sad face.
11-25-2008, 07:03:15: Its very difficult to tell if this is one long hunt or possibly three strung together. the amount of cut shots and the fact that the film suggests only the male lion could finish off the giraffe suggests this is not a completely believable film. Lions can kill giraffe but this film doesn't impress me.
11-25-2008, 11:26:12: nigger
11-25-2008, 12:23:19: heyyyy rob
11-25-2008, 17:48:51: hi
11-25-2008, 19:16:44: hello how r u
11-25-2008, 19:17:06: hello how r u
11-25-2008, 20:01:22: What is vitamin B1
11-25-2008, 20:03:56: boo radley
11-25-2008, 20:19:52: jim likes to fuck sheep
11-26-2008, 12:08:28: hi
11-26-2008, 12:09:54: vanessa phone number does any one now it . if u do
11-26-2008, 19:46:42: Hello
11-27-2008, 02:07:04: hello
11-27-2008, 04:19:19: Fuck
11-27-2008, 05:06:15: i love you
11-27-2008, 05:48:25: scooby is a dick
11-27-2008, 08:45:59: hejsa
11-27-2008, 18:28:19: hi im bob
11-27-2008, 18:29:12: what do you recommend for the 360
11-28-2008, 14:24:39: Hi
11-28-2008, 14:25:17: Good night
11-28-2008, 20:31:26:
11-28-2008, 22:43:13: hola
11-29-2008, 05:00:14: fuck head
11-29-2008, 07:09:55: DJ Noro in the mix
11-29-2008, 07:10:50: DJ
11-29-2008, 15:30:40: hi
11-29-2008, 15:31:18: hello
11-29-2008, 16:09:48: hi
11-29-2008, 17:45:56: hello
11-30-2008, 01:25:27: moro mitä munapää
11-30-2008, 09:22:08: Hello how are you
11-30-2008, 09:22:16: Hello how are you
11-30-2008, 11:12:36: haha
11-30-2008, 13:04:41: pompadom
11-30-2008, 13:04:51: pompadom
11-30-2008, 13:05:01: pompadom
11-30-2008, 14:17:26: look behind you
11-30-2008, 14:54:14: Swarovski
12-01-2008, 03:29:40: leon you are a mug
12-01-2008, 09:54:40: fuck you jacko wacko 123
12-01-2008, 09:56:27: hello truarc engineering limited. How may i be of assistance?
12-01-2008, 12:03:39: hello
12-01-2008, 12:14:42: Hi Bob! Or is it Rob?
12-01-2008, 13:20:39: hi
12-01-2008, 13:21:26: hello there
12-01-2008, 13:28:06: ROFL!
12-01-2008, 18:11:03: D louis on the track
12-01-2008, 19:34:21: huh
12-02-2008, 06:05:45: hi
12-02-2008, 06:06:13: hi jesse
12-02-2008, 06:06:33: hi jesse
12-02-2008, 06:07:15: hello
12-02-2008, 06:07:41: hello
12-02-2008, 08:48:26: shohan
12-02-2008, 09:51:44: thiis is lame
12-02-2008, 10:29:11: joonas
12-02-2008, 14:54:33: hi
12-02-2008, 15:26:37: hello
12-02-2008, 19:40:14: can yo show me you pussy ??
12-02-2008, 19:40:34: hi
12-03-2008, 02:12:24: joe is the best
12-03-2008, 02:12:52: 4yujnms7yrj
12-03-2008, 04:36:21: hi
12-03-2008, 04:40:18: hi
12-03-2008, 11:00:39: asdfasdf
12-03-2008, 12:28:04: as;dlfjslfjjdjlsfljsdljdsfjldljsa;;asdjf;asldj;asldjsdlfj
12-03-2008, 12:39:14: Hi
12-04-2008, 07:03:45: MARIOLI
12-04-2008, 08:15:32: how are you
12-04-2008, 08:16:11: do you like the patriots
12-04-2008, 11:42:09: dan is in love with blake
12-04-2008, 20:08:11:
12-05-2008, 03:29:44: Callum is absent today due to a headache
12-05-2008, 12:40:46: FUCK YOU
12-05-2008, 16:35:48: say hi
12-06-2008, 03:59:26:
12-06-2008, 09:09:11: hi rob
12-06-2008, 09:09:38: are you a male
12-06-2008, 09:40:11: Civiel civiel je moeder heeft een snor
12-06-2008, 09:41:18: Sorry, groeten uit nederland!!
12-06-2008, 12:08:37: Cody you are a fat piece of fucking shit. I mean c'cmon you little bitch, popcorn in the afternoon? you are'nt even at the movies you fatyy....pshh fatass.
12-06-2008, 12:47:12: I hate naeila's animals
12-06-2008, 12:48:00: Hey sexy
12-06-2008, 16:24:51: Lutfi bit my finger
12-06-2008, 16:25:29: Lutfi bit my finger
12-06-2008, 17:06:18: What is the name of the machine that allows a paralyzed person to type and in return the machine speaks out loud?
12-06-2008, 17:10:23: Bio
12-06-2008, 17:10:52: Biosychosocial
12-06-2008, 23:16:12: you are fucking gay
12-06-2008, 23:16:28: you are fucking gay
12-07-2008, 18:10:25: testing 1 2 3 4 54 6
12-07-2008, 18:11:04: hello
12-07-2008, 21:29:43: hallo
12-07-2008, 21:30:12: i am a boy
12-08-2008, 07:17:15: hi
12-08-2008, 10:51:45: Hello
12-08-2008, 11:11:21:
12-08-2008, 11:11:21: Nice to know you. I want to talk.
12-08-2008, 11:33:26: gooch
12-08-2008, 12:42:10: wrong
12-08-2008, 12:42:49: wrong
12-08-2008, 17:33:12: hi
12-08-2008, 17:34:01: this stuff is cool
12-08-2008, 18:32:45: whats up?
12-08-2008, 18:47:11: dayman, fighter of the nightman, champion of the sun
12-08-2008, 18:48:40: dayman
12-08-2008, 20:51:30: hi
12-09-2008, 06:25:32: hi
12-09-2008, 14:37:34: trtrttr
12-09-2008, 14:37:48: hi
12-09-2008, 14:38:03: hi
12-09-2008, 14:38:17: hi
12-09-2008, 14:38:20: hi hahahahahaha
12-09-2008, 16:54:55: jjj
12-09-2008, 16:59:51: hello
12-09-2008, 18:12:28: hello
12-09-2008, 18:14:15: fuck
12-09-2008, 18:14:52: fuck
12-09-2008, 18:23:01: chris sucks dick
12-09-2008, 18:27:28: yo
12-09-2008, 18:27:42: yooo
12-09-2008, 18:28:00: yooo.
12-10-2008, 00:54:53: dj akki
12-10-2008, 01:43:19: yo
12-10-2008, 07:27:32: cow
12-10-2008, 07:34:18: hi
12-10-2008, 14:02:40: hey joe where are you goin with that gun in yo hand
12-10-2008, 15:46:27: suck my balls
12-10-2008, 15:47:36: hi
12-10-2008, 17:48:42: hello short bus
12-10-2008, 18:03:20: DONDE ESTAS GITIGAN/
12-10-2008, 22:51:26: Hi. Nice to meet you.
12-11-2008, 04:25:13: hi
12-11-2008, 04:25:37: hi
12-11-2008, 07:08:25: hello
12-11-2008, 11:05:54: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
12-11-2008, 11:57:41: hi
12-12-2008, 00:25:31: Emil Fullberg
12-12-2008, 08:25:45: hallo
12-12-2008, 09:40:36: you are gay
12-12-2008, 10:27:26: hello good sir
12-12-2008, 18:27:48: Devo you have a hairy nut sack
12-13-2008, 09:06:54: hi
12-13-2008, 09:07:06: hi
12-13-2008, 09:53:41: As we can see in the picture, since little kisd we all love to be under the sun light, when the sun shines in the sky people are happier and more receptive to others.
12-13-2008, 15:48:25: deejay brian
12-13-2008, 15:50:04: deejay brian
12-13-2008, 16:10:35: tu sens mauvais
12-13-2008, 17:39:50: burt curm purcey
12-13-2008, 19:24:50: hello
12-13-2008, 20:25:41: Heloo
12-13-2008, 21:17:42: elcholé
12-14-2008, 07:51:37: are you gay
12-14-2008, 08:41:41: quedan cinco minutos
12-14-2008, 08:42:26: quedan cinco minutos
12-14-2008, 10:22:37: hello nerd
12-14-2008, 10:48:02: hwe
12-14-2008, 12:37:23:
12-14-2008, 16:35:57: ur gay
12-14-2008, 20:46:03: Hello
12-15-2008, 01:49:22: Hello! I am so bored right now it is not even funny, but I am trying to pull an all nighter so I am trying to find things to do.
12-15-2008, 02:18:41: ido abramson
12-15-2008, 02:19:07: ido
12-15-2008, 08:07:50: good morning
12-15-2008, 10:55:50: pendulum trantula
12-15-2008, 10:55:57: ye;llo
12-15-2008, 14:15:10: hello
12-15-2008, 14:16:42: wats up
12-15-2008, 15:50:24: Hi what uP!
12-15-2008, 16:59:43: Hey GABI AURA AURA AURA ARUA REGUALR PSYCHOLGOGY
12-15-2008, 17:51:14: Hey
12-15-2008, 17:51:28: Yo Homie
12-15-2008, 19:30:40: amber
12-15-2008, 19:30:57: amber
12-16-2008, 01:20:41: she she she she lick me like a lollipop
12-16-2008, 12:13:01: how old am i?
12-16-2008, 12:13:30: richy is a hobo!
12-16-2008, 12:30:08: hello
12-16-2008, 12:31:20: Does Josh have a my space?
12-16-2008, 12:48:00: forsetningar
12-17-2008, 01:22:11: Hello everyone
12-17-2008, 10:52:30: Moi je mange
12-17-2008, 10:52:44: Moi je manhe
12-17-2008, 11:31:14: hello
12-17-2008, 15:17:44: Yesh!
12-17-2008, 15:17:48: Yesh!
12-17-2008, 18:58:55: hi
12-18-2008, 01:18:30: thoug
12-18-2008, 07:50:52: Hello
12-18-2008, 15:36:09: what
12-18-2008, 16:15:31: hi
12-18-2008, 16:15:46: hia
12-18-2008, 21:12:33: Fuck you
12-18-2008, 21:12:50: fag
12-18-2008, 21:13:01: hey
12-18-2008, 21:13:14: hey
12-19-2008, 04:00:19: i love you
12-19-2008, 04:01:34: i love you
12-19-2008, 04:57:52: As you probably have realized, your present is not under the tree.
12-19-2008, 08:34:28: reggae
12-19-2008, 10:16:52: whats my name
12-19-2008, 15:13:10: cliff
12-19-2008, 15:14:08: wat
12-19-2008, 18:08:43: I am Tanaji patil, seeking job
12-19-2008, 18:09:22: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco
12-19-2008, 18:09:37: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco
12-19-2008, 20:09:23: keoni
12-19-2008, 20:09:52: keoni
12-19-2008, 20:15:34:
12-19-2008, 22:23:04: yo nigga bitch
12-19-2008, 22:23:27: car
12-20-2008, 06:10:41: Emma i love you lots and lots
12-20-2008, 08:33:45: hi
12-20-2008, 11:09:27: hello
12-20-2008, 13:29:45: hello ugly
12-20-2008, 17:13:47: you are gay
12-20-2008, 17:14:05: you are gay
12-20-2008, 17:39:26: Hello
12-20-2008, 18:30:18: hello
12-21-2008, 10:46:38: i cant talk right now and i need one of these machines.by the way, merry christmas Rob.
12-21-2008, 13:56:54: fuck you
12-21-2008, 15:03:06: hello
12-21-2008, 15:06:04: stupid machine...
12-21-2008, 15:35:55: bitch
12-21-2008, 15:36:09: bitch
12-21-2008, 15:56:52:
12-21-2008, 19:38:51: hi
12-21-2008, 20:59:54: you are a bitch
12-21-2008, 23:09:48: I was to put a popsicle into your beautiful cooter
12-22-2008, 14:03:40: turn left
12-22-2008, 14:04:01: turn left
12-22-2008, 14:04:22: fuck you
12-22-2008, 21:28:23: hej
12-22-2008, 21:28:29: hej
12-22-2008, 21:28:45: hi
12-23-2008, 01:40:06: hello
12-23-2008, 09:37:04: hi
12-23-2008, 15:48:42: LIAR
12-23-2008, 15:48:56: LIAR
12-24-2008, 03:04:58:
12-24-2008, 05:50:07: pokemo
12-24-2008, 07:59:29: I'm not female actually, just wanned you to hear something warming, since I came in to a decision that you're a very lonely man because you're the one who created this system. Life's so short to spend it on computers. Be good.
12-24-2008, 09:22:48: i like pie
12-24-2008, 09:25:27: pie good or not
12-24-2008, 09:25:57: is pie good?
12-24-2008, 12:14:23: are you gay?
12-24-2008, 13:54:27: hello
12-24-2008, 19:13:26: hi
12-25-2008, 11:22:04:
12-25-2008, 14:48:05: hellow
12-25-2008, 17:54:06: ha
12-25-2008, 23:35:14: Hello, At this moment Mr. Prashant is busy in the meeting. Please leave your message here. He will get back to you as soon as possible
12-25-2008, 23:36:01: hello, I am in the meeting
12-26-2008, 09:22:37: hi
12-26-2008, 17:25:24: wot se jy
12-26-2008, 17:25:47: hello
12-26-2008, 18:36:13: nice to meet you
12-26-2008, 18:36:37: nice to meet you
12-26-2008, 19:35:31: johnar
12-26-2008, 19:35:56: johnar
12-26-2008, 19:36:13: hello
12-27-2008, 07:05:37: q
12-27-2008, 07:05:58: q
12-27-2008, 13:47:43: hi stephen
12-27-2008, 13:48:05: hey
12-27-2008, 18:31:11: 1. Invest - Start young. In fact start while you are in elementary school, kindergarten is even better. It’s the beauty of compound interest and over time your money will grow into a nice nest egg. Okay if you are reading this you are probably too old to start in elementary school but you can get your kids hooked. As for you the best plan of defense is to invest 50% of your salary in a high risk market fund or the penny stock market. You’ve got a 50-50 chance. You’ll either
12-28-2008, 08:32:39: next
12-28-2008, 08:33:02: text
12-28-2008, 08:50:04: cunt
12-28-2008, 12:47:11: jack has got a massive head
12-28-2008, 12:47:48: chillie willy mille
12-28-2008, 13:10:45: Collin is cool
12-29-2008, 08:23:25: tieten
12-29-2008, 11:04:16:
12-29-2008, 13:38:24: ANAHI WORLD TOUR 2009 PROXIMAMENTE
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12-29-2008, 17:44:03: hello
12-29-2008, 17:44:34: hey
12-30-2008, 00:47:39: come in
12-30-2008, 01:19:09: fuio
12-30-2008, 01:19:37: if you are a female i love you
12-30-2008, 11:42:16: Logan T brehm
12-30-2008, 20:23:57: hello
12-30-2008, 23:25:47: lowell
12-30-2008, 23:29:43: hey
12-31-2008, 01:54:01:
12-31-2008, 11:28:42: amir is the best
12-31-2008, 14:26:05: fuck
12-31-2008, 14:26:32: noob
12-31-2008, 19:17:52: primo gay
12-31-2008, 19:18:05: primo gay
01-01-2009, 02:13:53: اثممخ hello
01-01-2009, 02:14:21: hello
01-01-2009, 20:44:15: penis
01-02-2009, 00:42:06:
01-02-2009, 13:32:44: oli is fat as a cunt
01-02-2009, 14:50:09: Right, I'm from England and this is a brilliant idea. However, it just becons people to say stupid and innapropriate things because i know that somebody is going to hear it. Yes, i am cursing over the internet, i have no job and nobody ever listens to me. So, finally to the point, fuck you all! Sorry, hope you enjoyed this message.
01-02-2009, 17:14:52: hi
01-02-2009, 20:08:44: hello you stupid fuck get up and stop talking about kims car i am hungry
01-02-2009, 20:09:08:
01-02-2009, 20:09:29: hi
01-03-2009, 14:50:36: you can be really annoying
01-03-2009, 14:50:59: you can be really annoying
01-03-2009, 17:06:06: o m g whats going on
01-03-2009, 17:06:38: haha this is silly
01-03-2009, 23:38:40: hello is your fridge running
01-03-2009, 23:38:53:
01-04-2009, 06:32:48: hello
01-04-2009, 06:33:38: hello
01-04-2009, 19:02:07: Thank You For Calling SOS Graphic Designs, An Agent Will Be On The Line Shortly To Further Assist You.
01-04-2009, 19:53:56: hello buttmunch
01-04-2009, 19:57:18: hello
01-05-2009, 07:34:40: sophie smells
01-05-2009, 07:37:21: im so cool
01-05-2009, 07:37:43: stewie is cool
01-05-2009, 07:38:17: stewie is cool
01-05-2009, 12:15:53: please no more
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04-06-2009, 17:42:26: With kids ages 8 to 18 spending on average 44.5 hours per week in front of screens, parent are increasingly concerned that screen time is robbing them of real world experiences. Good morning/ afternoon judges teachers and students this morning I will talk to you about the ongoing concerns that parents have with their children and the Internet. The Internet is a global network of interconnected computers, enabling users to share information along multiple channels. Typically, a computer that connects to the Internet can access information from a vast array of available servers and other computers by moving information from them to the computer's local memory. The same connection allows that computer to send information to servers on the network; that information is in turn accessed and potentially modified by a variety of other interconnected computers. A majority of widely accessible information on the Internet consists of inter-linked hypertext documents and other resources of the World Wide Web (WWW). Many youths today have fully integrated the Internet into their daily lives. For them, the Internet is a positive and powerful space for socializing, learning, and engaging in public life. Along with the positive aspects of the Internet use come risks to safety, including the dangers of online harassment, bullying, and exposure to problematic and illegal content. Parents and caregivers should: educate themselves about the Internet and the ways in which their children use it, as well as about technology in general; ***explore and evaluate the effectiveness of available technological tools for their particular child and their family context, and adopt those tools as may be appropriate; be engaged and involved in their children’s Internet use; be conscious of the common risks youth face to help their children understand the uses of the internet. Parents must be attentive to their own children. If parents realize that they are not educated enough they should not worry about asking for help.**&** The Internet today is a part of kids' natural environment. Most children have access to the Internet in their home. In 2000 there were 55,475,000 U.S. households with personal computers! If that’s one country can you imagine the total amount of computer users in the world? The Internet is an important tool for students to find and access information ranging in every subject they are learning. Understanding and using Internet and other technological tools can enhance the quality of education children receive. Research has shown that 87% of all youth between the ages of 12 and 17 uses the Internet, of those youth 78% use the internet at school. The Internet can be a wonderful resource for us kids. We can use it to research school reports, communicate with friends, and play interactive games. But something that most kids don’t know is that the Internet is not exactly what you call the safest thing to be on. Schoolchildren are developing a "problem-solving deficit disorder", and losing the ability to analyze. A better way, experts insist, is to encourage creativity. And the best remedy for this is to turn off the computer and stimulate childrens' imaginations. Beyond gaming, kids are filling their free time with other Internet activities: social networking, instant messaging (IM), blogging, downloading etc.
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04-11-2009, 13:06:07: Rostam decides to go hunting one day on his horse Rakhsh. He hunts near Turan, near the city of Samangan. While he is napping, seven knights of Turan discover Rakhsh and decide to take him for themselves. He kills one and tramples another, but is taken by the rest. When Rostam wakes up, he discovers his horse is missing. He follows the hoofprints to the city. The King and the nobles meet him and ask him why he's on foot. He tells them what happened. The King of Samangan asks Rostam to stay with him until he finds his horse. Rostam stays with the king and that night, Tahmineh, daughter of the King comes to his bedroom and swears her love for him. She tells him that she has heard of him and tells him that "Desire destroys my mind, I long to bear/Within my woman's womb your son and heir;" (shahnameh, Tale of Sohrab, pg. 189). Rostam sleeps with her and gives her a "clasp which he wore on his upper arm" (pg. 189) and tells her to give it to her child to wear. The next day Rostam finds his horse, thanks the king, and leaves. Nine months later, Tahmineh has a son, whom she names Sohrab. When he is one month old, he looks like a one-year-old. At 3, he plays polo and when he is five, he knows archery and the javelin. Sohrab demands his mother tell him who his father is. She shows him a letter that Rostam sent and tells him that Afrasiab (king of Turan) must know nothing of it, and if Rostam hears how he's grown, he'd summon him to his court and her heart would break. The son wants the world to know who he is, and demands to fight with Afrasiab on the march to Turan and seize the throne. Sohrab decides to lead the Turks to conquer Iran and dethrone Kai Kawous so he can make Rostam King, and himself the king of Turan instead of Afrasiab. He chooses the foal of Rakhsh to ride. He gathers an army and travels forth. Afrasiab learns of Sohrab's plans to go to Iran. He likes the idea and tells Hooman and Barman to join Sohrab. He tells them that Rostam and Sohrab should never identify each other. If Sohrab kills Rostam, they can conquer Iran, then kill Sohrab and control the world. If Rostam kills Sohrab, he will die of grief when he learns what he has done. He sends them with gifts and a letter pledging his support. Sohrab leads his army to the White Castle in Iran. Hujir, guardian of the castle, sees the army come and goes to meet them. Sohrab challenges him to fight, overcomes him and binds him. Gurdafrid, daughter of Hujir, trained in warfare, puts on armor, goes forth to Sohrab's army and challenges to single combat. Sohrab accepts. They fight and Sohrab removes her helmet and discovers she's a woman. She says to marry her and he will have the castle. He agrees, but she enters the castle and locks the door behind her. Gustahem, advisor of Hujir, writes a letter to Kai Kawous telling him of the situation, and that Sohrab is like Rostam. The next day, Sohrab advances on the castle, but it is empty because everyone had left through a hidden passage. Kai Kawous receives the letter and sends a letter to Rostam asking for his help. He tells the messenger, Geew, to travel quickly there and back. Rostam receives Geew, but does not believe that anyone is as strong as him. He convinces Geew to stay with him for three days. On the fourth day Geew convinces Rostam to gather his army and they travel to the king. The king, angry at the delay, orders Rostam and Geew killed. Rostam tells the king he will not help and leaves. The nobles choose the aged Goodarz to convince the king not to kill Rostam, which he does. The nobles find Rostam and convince him to fight. Rostam returns to the king and they feast. The next day the army travels to the white castle. Rostam sneaks into the castle to see Sohrab. Zindeh, brother of Tahmineh, whom she had sent to identify Rostam for Sohrab, sees Rostam and asks him who he is. Rostam kills Zindeh. Sohrab takes Hujir to the top of the castle and asks him whom various tents in the Iranian camp belong to. Hujir tells him all except for the tent of Rostam because he is afraid he would seek to kill Rostam. Sohrab asks him where the tent of Rostam is, he tells him that Rostam is not there. Sohrab tells him that he will kill him if he does not tell him where Rostam's tent is. Hujir refuses to tell, because the boy might kill Rostam, and Iran is more important than his life. Sohrab kills him. Sohrab rides to the camp and challenges the king. The nobles send Rostam to fight. Rostam tells Sohrab not to fight. Sohrab asks him if he is Rostam. Rostam tells Sohrab that he is just a slave, so that Sohrab will be afraid that there are great warriors in the camp, having viewed Rostam as a mere slave. They fight until their swords are broken and their horses are exhausted, and wrestle until they are tired. They rest, and fight some more. 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Rostam prays to God, Ormuzd, to give him the strength to defeat Sohrab. The ground would not support his new strength, so he asks that a part be taken away from him. They fight, Rostam picks him up from the ground and in the midlle of the air breaks his back. Sohrab tells Rostam for he decived and kiled him in the middle of the air, Rostam his father will avenge his death. Rostam asks him for a token, and Sohrab shows him the onyx. Rostam sends a message to Hooman, asking him to go home, and declaring that he will go to war no more. Rostam asks Goodarz to go to Kai Kawous to ask him for his healing balm. Kai Kawous is angry with Rostam again and refuses to give the balm. Goodarz returns and tells Rostam to go ask himself. He leaves, but is overtaken by a messenger and told that his son is dead. Rostam burns his armor. He goes home and builds Sohrab a golden tomb. News of Sohrab's death comes to Turan. The King mourns. 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The realization of this tension disrupts Cross's stint as the resident dreamer of the Alpha Company. Cross thinks that because he was so obsessed with his fantasy of Martha and the life they might lead after the war, he was negligent. He sees Ted Lavender's death as the result of his negligence. If “The Things They Carried” is the illustration of the conflict between love and war, then the death of Ted Lavender and the subsequent disillusionment of Lieutenant Cross signify a triumph for war in this conflict. Cross's reaction to Ted Lavender's death shows how the horrors of the war can make men irreparably cynical and gloomy. Before Lavender's death, the most vivid images Cross carries in his mind are those of Martha. He is obsessed with trivial matters such as whether or not she is a virgin and why she so tantalizingly signs her letters “Love.” But when he decides his thoughts of her have led him astray and that they—and she—caused the distraction and incompetence that led to Lavender's death, he expresses his anger at her in the only way possible. He burns Martha's pictures and letters in an attempt to distance himself from the sentimentality he sees as a destructive force during wartime. His conclusion, at the end of this story, that it is better to be loved than to lead, reveals how the experience of Lavender's death has affected his mentality. The emotional burdens that the soldiers bear are intensified by their young age and inexperience. Most of the men who fought in Vietnam were in their late teens and early twenties—they were children, students, and boyfriends who had no perspective on how to rationalize killing or come to terms with their friends' untimely deaths. 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09-05-2009, 02:54:18: he idea is simple: Find out the place in the gamecode where you KNOW that wanted DMA is in some register (EAX, ESI, etc.). Find empty place in memory data-segment to store 4 bytes. Design and develope appropriate codecave and jumpgate. The cave simply replicates necessary lines overwritten by jumpgate and copies the register-value to data-segment (MOV DWORD PTR DS:[ADDRESS],REGISTER) and returns back. Register is ofcourse the register holding DMA and Address is the place in data-segment to where the DMA is stored. The operation: 1) backup original code in the cave with ReadProcessMemory() 2) backup jumpgate (like cave in runtime or precopy from game the original lines) 3) backup 4 bytes from data-segment (LONG) to where you are MOVing DMA from register 4) zero those 4 bytes in data-segment so it's possible to poll when changed (here starts the quick stuff. maintain correct order of operations) 5) inject cave. In binkw32.dll is little more safe since it's not scanned 6) inject jumpgate (from now on you're available for PB detection) 7) wait in VB's "do-until-loop" until cavecode has been executed by polling when data-segment is other than zero (ReadALong()) 8) restore jumpgate (and now you're away from PB again) 9) restore cave 10) restore original bytes in data-segment (just for extra safety) 11) add possible offset to address you read from data-segment (like 0x18 for fog) This all takes 20-60ms (in-action-out) so it should be quite safe even using PB scanned area. Just make sure you are using error-catching and especially use timeout (1-2 secs) for waiting cave execution to avoid detection. Meaning you should restore everything back even though your cave didn't get executed in time. When hack is ready remember to debug the operation with Olly to verify that your code works and everything IS indeed restored. DISCLAIMER Under current PB EULA this method might be considered as "avoiding PB detection" which could lead to global HW-ban. So it's upto you if you wish to use it. In any case remember to state it CLEARLY if you are releasing public hack using this method.
09-05-2009, 02:57:16: he idea is simple: Find out the place in the gamecode where you KNOW that wanted DMA is in some register (EAX, ESI, etc.). Find empty place in memory data-segment to store 4 bytes. Design and develope appropriate codecave and jumpgate. The cave simply replicates necessary lines overwritten by jumpgate and copies the register-value to data-segment (MOV DWORD PTR DS:[ADDRESS],REGISTER) and returns back. Register is ofcourse the register holding DMA and Address is the place in data-segment to where the DMA is stored. The operation: 1) backup original code in the cave with ReadProcessMemory() 2) backup jumpgate (like cave in runtime or precopy from game the original lines) 3) backup 4 bytes from data-segment (LONG) to where you are MOVing DMA from register 4) zero those 4 bytes in data-segment so it's possible to poll when changed (here starts the quick stuff. maintain correct order of operations) 5) inject cave. In binkw32.dll is little more safe since it's not scanned 6) inject jumpgate (from now on you're available for PB detection) 7) wait in VB's "do-until-loop" until cavecode has been executed by polling when data-segment is other than zero (ReadALong()) 8) restore jumpgate (and now you're away from PB again) 9) restore cave 10) restore original bytes in data-segment (just for extra safety) 11) add possible offset to address you read from data-segment (like 0x18 for fog) This all takes 20-60ms (in-action-out) so it should be quite safe even using PB scanned area. Just make sure you are using error-catching and especially use timeout (1-2 secs) for waiting cave execution to avoid detection. Meaning you should restore everything back even though your cave didn't get executed in time. When hack is ready remember to debug the operation with Olly to verify that your code works and everything IS indeed restored. DISCLAIMER Under current PB EULA this method might be considered as "avoiding PB detection" which could lead to global HW-ban. So it's upto you if you wish to use it. In any case remember to state it CLEARLY if you are releasing public hack using this method.
09-05-2009, 02:57:31: he idea is simple: Find out the place in the gamecode where you KNOW that wanted DMA is in some register (EAX, ESI, etc.). Find empty place in memory data-segment to store 4 bytes. Design and develope appropriate codecave and jumpgate. The cave simply replicates necessary lines overwritten by jumpgate and copies the register-value to data-segment (MOV DWORD PTR DS:[ADDRESS],REGISTER) and returns back. Register is ofcourse the register holding DMA and Address is the place in data-segment to where the DMA is stored. The operation: 1) backup original code in the cave with ReadProcessMemory() 2) backup jumpgate (like cave in runtime or precopy from game the original lines) 3) backup 4 bytes from data-segment (LONG) to where you are MOVing DMA from register 4) zero those 4 bytes in data-segment so it's possible to poll when changed (here starts the quick stuff. maintain correct order of operations) 5) inject cave. In binkw32.dll is little more safe since it's not scanned 6) inject jumpgate (from now on you're available for PB detection) 7) wait in VB's "do-until-loop" until cavecode has been executed by polling when data-segment is other than zero (ReadALong()) 8) restore jumpgate (and now you're away from PB again) 9) restore cave 10) restore original bytes in data-segment (just for extra safety) 11) add possible offset to address you read from data-segment (like 0x18 for fog) This all takes 20-60ms (in-action-out) so it should be quite safe even using PB scanned area. Just make sure you are using error-catching and especially use timeout (1-2 secs) for waiting cave execution to avoid detection. Meaning you should restore everything back even though your cave didn't get executed in time. When hack is ready remember to debug the operation with Olly to verify that your code works and everything IS indeed restored. DISCLAIMER Under current PB EULA this method might be considered as "avoiding PB detection" which could lead to global HW-ban. So it's upto you if you wish to use it. In any case remember to state it CLEARLY if you are releasing public hack using this method.
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10-07-2009, 16:27:06: I am starting to believe that there are very few true republicans in Australia. What we have instead is a bunch of wandering, aimless anti-monarchists who will latch onto any label to cover up the fact that they only have half an idea. When you ask these anti-monarchists what a republic is, they respond in unison 'not a monarchy'. A true republican would be aghast at their lack of interest, lack of knowledge and lack of support for a living, breathing republic. The republicans had their chance in 1999. They blew that chance because they still hadn't come up with an acceptable model. Only the most naive among them would expect a second chance when they still haven't learned from their mistake. Only the most naive would expect a commitment to a republic from the Australian people without a commitment from the republicans on what the model will be. Nearly a decade out and they are still bleating about becoming a republic while ignoring the reason for their rejection. Many republicans blame John Howard for their loss, but it is far from Howard's fault. It is true that the proposal put forward by Howard was a bad idea and was doomed to fail, but the same thing would have happened regardless of which model was put forward. Many suggest that we should have first had a referendum on whether to become a republic. However, such a referendum would be pointless. It would not commit the government to any action. If the republicans could not come up with an acceptable model before such a pointless referendum, getting a bunch of people to sit around a table for a summit is hardly going to produce an acceptable model after the referendum. You do not need a referendum to hold a summit. You do not need to commit to a republic before finding out what you are committing to. What the republicans are desperate to prevent people from realising is that a republic sounds good in theory, but bad in practice. They want to make Australians commit to a republic and create enough political momentum behind the movement so that by the time people realise that the devil is in the detail, it will be too late and no politician will be prepared to reneg on a promise and put a stop to it. What republicans fail to realise about the Australian people is that they don't care about the labels monarchy or republic. One thing we do care about is democracy, but we already have democracy - one of the most functional and stable democracies in the world. Unfortunately you cannot change from a monarchy to a republic without changing how our democracy works. So far, all the proposals for how to actually go about this change make the democracy less functional. To get an idea of what a republic is in practice, ask an American. They get it drummed into them at school that America is not a democracy, but a republic. Australians, being practical people, can't make much sense of such an absurd statement. It sounds just as absurd as if our local anti-monarchist mobs tried to insist we were not a democracy because we are technically a monarchy. We need to keep our focus on what matters, which is ultimately democracy. The anti-monarchists are prepared to sacrifice our democracy in order to become a republic. They inevitably try to sweep the practical issues about becoming a republic under the carpet, instead insisting that so long as we get rid of the Queen everything will work out fine in the end. Well, it won't. We are a democracy. The democratically elected Prime Minister runs the country, not the Queen. The position of Governor General is a largely ceremonial position, but still an important one. If giving the Queen technical authority over approving a candidate for a ceremonial position is what it takes to have a functioning democracy then I am more then happy to swallow my pride and call myself a democrat. Until such time as the republicans stop bleating about a republic and start communicating about democracy, they stand no chance of convincing everyday Australians to make an unnecessary change that may well leave them far worse off.
10-07-2009, 16:28:55: I am starting to believe that there are very few true republicans in Australia. What we have instead is a bunch of wandering, aimless anti-monarchists who will latch onto any label to cover up the fact that they only have half an idea. When you ask these anti-monarchists what a republic is, they respond in unison 'not a monarchy'. A true republican would be aghast at their lack of interest, lack of knowledge and lack of support for a living, breathing republic. The republicans had their chance in 1999. They blew that chance because they still hadn't come up with an acceptable model. Only the most naive among them would expect a second chance when they still haven't learned from their mistake. Only the most naive would expect a commitment to a republic from the Australian people without a commitment from the republicans on what the model will be. Nearly a decade out and they are still bleating about becoming a republic while ignoring the reason for their rejection. Many republicans blame John Howard for their loss, but it is far from Howard's fault. It is true that the proposal put forward by Howard was a bad idea and was doomed to fail, but the same thing would have happened regardless of which model was put forward. Many suggest that we should have first had a referendum on whether to become a republic. However, such a referendum would be pointless. It would not commit the government to any action. If the republicans could not come up with an acceptable model before such a pointless referendum, getting a bunch of people to sit around a table for a summit is hardly going to produce an acceptable model after the referendum. You do not need a referendum to hold a summit. You do not need to commit to a republic before finding out what you are committing to. What the republicans are desperate to prevent people from realising is that a republic sounds good in theory, but bad in practice. They want to make Australians commit to a republic and create enough political momentum behind the movement so that by the time people realise that the devil is in the detail, it will be too late and no politician will be prepared to reneg on a promise and put a stop to it. What republicans fail to realise about the Australian people is that they don't care about the labels monarchy or republic. One thing we do care about is democracy, but we already have democracy - one of the most functional and stable democracies in the world. Unfortunately you cannot change from a monarchy to a republic without changing how our democracy works. So far, all the proposals for how to actually go about this change make the democracy less functional. To get an idea of what a republic is in practice, ask an American. They get it drummed into them at school that America is not a democracy, but a republic. Australians, being practical people, can't make much sense of such an absurd statement. It sounds just as absurd as if our local anti-monarchist mobs tried to insist we were not a democracy because we are technically a monarchy. We need to keep our focus on what matters, which is ultimately democracy. The anti-monarchists are prepared to sacrifice our democracy in order to become a republic. They inevitably try to sweep the practical issues about becoming a republic under the carpet, instead insisting that so long as we get rid of the Queen everything will work out fine in the end. Well, it won't. We are a democracy. The democratically elected Prime Minister runs the country, not the Queen. The position of Governor General is a largely ceremonial position, but still an important one. If giving the Queen technical authority over approving a candidate for a ceremonial position is what it takes to have a functioning democracy then I am more then happy to swallow my pride and call myself a democrat. Until such time as the republicans stop bleating about a republic and start communicating about democracy, they stand no chance of convincing everyday Australians to make an unnecessary change that may well leave them far worse off.
10-07-2009, 16:35:25: I am starting to believe that there are very few true republicans in Australia. What we have instead is a bunch of wandering, aimless anti-monarchists who will latch onto any label to cover up the fact that they only have half an idea. When you ask these anti-monarchists what a republic is, they respond in unison 'not a monarchy'. A true republican would be aghast at their lack of interest, lack of knowledge and lack of support for a living, breathing republic. The republicans had their chance in 1999. They blew that chance because they still hadn't come up with an acceptable model. Only the most naive among them would expect a second chance when they still haven't learned from their mistake. Only the most naive would expect a commitment to a republic from the Australian people without a commitment from the republicans on what the model will be. Nearly a decade out and they are still bleating about becoming a republic while ignoring the reason for their rejection. Many republicans blame John Howard for their loss, but it is far from Howard's fault. It is true that the proposal put forward by Howard was a bad idea and was doomed to fail, but the same thing would have happened regardless of which model was put forward. Many suggest that we should have first had a referendum on whether to become a republic. However, such a referendum would be pointless. It would not commit the government to any action. If the republicans could not come up with an acceptable model before such a pointless referendum, getting a bunch of people to sit around a table for a summit is hardly going to produce an acceptable model after the referendum. You do not need a referendum to hold a summit. You do not need to commit to a republic before finding out what you are committing to. What the republicans are desperate to prevent people from realising is that a republic sounds good in theory, but bad in practice. They want to make Australians commit to a republic and create enough political momentum behind the movement so that by the time people realise that the devil is in the detail, it will be too late and no politician will be prepared to reneg on a promise and put a stop to it. What republicans fail to realise about the Australian people is that they don't care about the labels monarchy or republic. One thing we do care about is democracy, but we already have democracy - one of the most functional and stable democracies in the world. Unfortunately you cannot change from a monarchy to a republic without changing how our democracy works. So far, all the proposals for how to actually go about this change make the democracy less functional. To get an idea of what a republic is in practice, ask an American. They get it drummed into them at school that America is not a democracy, but a republic. Australians, being practical people, can't make much sense of such an absurd statement. It sounds just as absurd as if our local anti-monarchist mobs tried to insist we were not a democracy because we are technically a monarchy. We need to keep our focus on what matters, which is ultimately democracy. The anti-monarchists are prepared to sacrifice our democracy in order to become a republic. They inevitably try to sweep the practical issues about becoming a republic under the carpet, instead insisting that so long as we get rid of the Queen everything will work out fine in the end. Well, it won't. We are a democracy. The democratically elected Prime Minister runs the country, not the Queen. The position of Governor General is a largely ceremonial position, but still an important one. If giving the Queen technical authority over approving a candidate for a ceremonial position is what it takes to have a functioning democracy then I am more then happy to swallow my pride and call myself a democrat. Until such time as the republicans stop bleating about a republic and start communicating about democracy, they stand no chance of convincing everyday Australians to make an unnecessary change that may well leave them far worse off.
10-07-2009, 16:36:21: I am starting to believe that there are very few true republicans in Australia. What we have instead is a bunch of wandering, aimless anti-monarchists who will latch onto any label to cover up the fact that they only have half an idea. When you ask these anti-monarchists what a republic is, they respond in unison 'not a monarchy'. A true republican would be aghast at their lack of interest, lack of knowledge and lack of support for a living, breathing republic. The republicans had their chance in 1999. They blew that chance because they still hadn't come up with an acceptable model. Only the most naive among them would expect a second chance when they still haven't learned from their mistake. Only the most naive would expect a commitment to a republic from the Australian people without a commitment from the republicans on what the model will be. Nearly a decade out and they are still bleating about becoming a republic while ignoring the reason for their rejection. Many republicans blame John Howard for their loss, but it is far from Howard's fault. It is true that the proposal put forward by Howard was a bad idea and was doomed to fail, but the same thing would have happened regardless of which model was put forward. Many suggest that we should have first had a referendum on whether to become a republic. However, such a referendum would be pointless. It would not commit the government to any action. If the republicans could not come up with an acceptable model before such a pointless referendum, getting a bunch of people to sit around a table for a summit is hardly going to produce an acceptable model after the referendum. You do not need a referendum to hold a summit. You do not need to commit to a republic before finding out what you are committing to. What the republicans are desperate to prevent people from realising is that a republic sounds good in theory, but bad in practice. They want to make Australians commit to a republic and create enough political momentum behind the movement so that by the time people realise that the devil is in the detail, it will be too late and no politician will be prepared to reneg on a promise and put a stop to it. What republicans fail to realise about the Australian people is that they don't care about the labels monarchy or republic. One thing we do care about is democracy, but we already have democracy - one of the most functional and stable democracies in the world. Unfortunately you cannot change from a monarchy to a republic without changing how our democracy works. So far, all the proposals for how to actually go about this change make the democracy less functional. To get an idea of what a republic is in practice, ask an American. They get it drummed into them at school that America is not a democracy, but a republic. Australians, being practical people, can't make much sense of such an absurd statement. It sounds just as absurd as if our local anti-monarchist mobs tried to insist we were not a democracy because we are technically a monarchy. We need to keep our focus on what matters, which is ultimately democracy. The anti-monarchists are prepared to sacrifice our democracy in order to become a republic. They inevitably try to sweep the practical issues about becoming a republic under the carpet, instead insisting that so long as we get rid of the Queen everything will work out fine in the end. Well, it won't. We are a democracy. The democratically elected Prime Minister runs the country, not the Queen. The position of Governor General is a largely ceremonial position, but still an important one. If giving the Queen technical authority over approving a candidate for a ceremonial position is what it takes to have a functioning democracy then I am more then happy to swallow my pride and call myself a democrat. Until such time as the republicans stop bleating about a republic and start communicating about democracy, they stand no chance of convincing everyday Australians to make an unnecessary change that may well leave them far worse off.
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10-21-2009, 17:02:57: Australia should become a republic. A republic is a political system in which the supreme power lies in a body of citizens who can elect people to represent them a form of government whose head of state is not a monarch; the head of state in a republic is usually a president. If Australia was a republic there would be no power by the governor general who represents the queen, The Queen of England no longer has rule in Australia, She is the the democratic elections in the world aren’t monarch of Britain and the Prime minister only in Australia, the elected Prime Minister cannot rule the nation as does the President of the US rule the US. So, to my first point. Becoming a republic is an investment in our people and in our future. First and foremost, we are able to achieve a complete democracy. all going to matter much if all of our decisions can be overturned by one person. When our head of state is a hereditary position, Australia is not a democracy. By having a chosen president as our head of state we develop our system into a true democracy, a political and legal system that we can be proud of and have absolute faith in. We also gain a status of true independence – a national feeling of self-sufficiency and freedom that we cannot have when our ultimate decision maker lives on the other side of the world. We also establish a stronger reputation in the global community as a nation brave enough to stand on our own, form our own identity and take responsibility for ourselves. We also gain a head of state that has our best interests closest to heart – the Queen’s primary political agenda is to take care of the interests of Britain, with Australia a secondary concern. We as Australians deserve a leader that is focused on what is best solely for Australia, not Australia and the entire commonwealth. To my second point: Australia’s relationship with Great Britain. Australia’s historical geographic ties with the United Kingdom have waned and its trade patterns have shifted from Europe to the Asia-Pacific, reducing the relevance of the monarchy to modern Australia. Australia does not need to choose between history and geography in the twenty first century: as a republic, it can retain its ties to the Commonwealth while forging an independent future. Significantly, becoming a republic does not of itself require a member of the Commonwealth to choose between that membership and its republican status, as some monarchists disingenuously suggest. In fact, to date thirty one countries have become republics while maintaining their membership with the Commonwealth, prime examples being India and South Africa. Australia can still enjoy the benefits of the Commonwealth without having the British monarch as our Head of State. Furthermore, we do not have to alienate Britain by choosing not to share their monarch. In the modern world, governments generally control a country’s politics, and we should be focusing on a practical connection with the British Prime Minister instead of an inappropriate symbolic one with their queen. Australia should retain the right to choose the nature of all of our international relations, and that includes being able to define our relationship with the UK just as we have with the United States. So to wrap it up, the potential future for our country consists of two main points: what we stand to benefit from becoming a republic and our relations with Britain. With such a bright future within our grasp, why aren’t we reaching out?
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10-25-2009, 03:43:13: During their visit, I went to places in the airport that I'd never gone before, such as the Federal Police kennel where they train dogs to sniff out drugs in people's luggage which by the way in one of these days I actually could see a dog on duty. It was amazing when the agent planted a bag with drugs amid a bunch of thirty others as a demonstration and it still could find the drugs. After surrounding all the airport perimeter, I realized how large it is. There was a day that we walked through terminals 1 and 2 on the two floors, so they could observe all the luggage entrances and all the access points where passengers are screened before getting on a plane. I thoroughly enjoyed it, but I have to confess that in the end my legs and feet were aching all over.
10-25-2009, 03:43:41: During their visit, I went to places in the airport that I'd never gone before, such as the Federal Police kennel where they train dogs to sniff out drugs in people's luggage which by the way in one of these days I actually could see a dog on duty. It was amazing when the agent planted a bag with drugs amid a bunch of thirty others as a demonstration and it still could find the drugs. After surrounding all the airport perimeter, I realized how large it is. There was a day that we walked through terminals 1 and 2 on the two floors, so they could observe all the luggage entrances and all the access points where passengers are screened before getting on a plane. I thoroughly enjoyed it, but I have to confess that in the end my legs and feet were aching all over.
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10-29-2009, 04:15:28: With this letter I would like to express my motivation to apply for the job you currently have open. I’m 25 years old Slovak. I graduated at the University of Economics and my major field was Finance, Banking and Investments. During my university studies I got the general knowledge of banking, micro and macro economics, finance, marketing, accounting, investments, financial and statistic math. My final Master Thesis topic was the Corporate governance and its application in the banking sector of Slovakia. Throughout my study I gained another interpersonal and language knowledge on the summer work and travel program in the USA in the years of 2006 and 2007. The described scope of responsibilities is very interesting to me. I have gained solid ‘know-how’ as an Audit assistant in the international company Mazars. It was a very challenging job, where I learned how the solve problem, how to handle the everyday work under the stress. By the inspection of financial statements of the companies I had to use my attention to detail, good analyzing, communication and interpersonal skills. I was responsible for the projects of improvements, where I used my knowledge of financial and statistic math on the daily basis. I’m responsible, always willing to help, contributing with new ideas and solutions. I’m observer, attentive, fast and careful. I have a good performance at work in group. I like to gain new knowledge and skills, I am a quick learner always with the willingness to learn. With my future career steps, I would like an opportunity where I will be able to use my knowledge and skills, give my best, where I can have opportunities to grow up together with the company, learn every day, build a solid and continuous career and increasingly improve my abilities and knowing other cultures. The advertised position appears to be a very good opportunity for me to realize all my wishes and contribute for the success of the company. Further information about my career path can be found in my CV. I would welcome the opportunity to discuss my experience and qualification with you in more detail. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Sincerely
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12-23-2009, 09:42:29: Het is zaterdagavond, zoals gewoonlijk ga ik uit met mijn vrienden. Michael en ik zijn vrijgezel en Leon en Danny hebben hun vriendinnen Kayleigh en Anne bij zich. In het begin is het allemaal een beetje rustig in de discotheek, we zitten een beetje aan de bar wat te drinken en dansen af en toe even en zoals gewoon kijken Michael en ik al een beetje in het rond of er al leuke meisjes aanwezig zijn. Maar ja de meeste meisjes zijn vaste klanten waar we of al wat mee gehad hebben, of een blauwtje bij hebben gelopen, of meisjes die ons niet interesseren. Maar dan kom jij binnen, als ik je zie ben ik meteen verkocht, ik ben zelfs zo verbaasd dat ik niet eens tegen Michael opmerk hoe mooi je bent! Je hebt Mooi lang donker, bijna zwart, haar Je hebt van die prachtige diepe blauwe ogen, je bent ongeveer 1.70 m schat ik je, je hebt echt een heerlijk figuur met mooie lange benen, een mooie platte buik, een mooi rond kontje en heerlijke borsten. Als ik eindelijk tot bezinning ben gekomen merk ik je op tegen Michael. Hij is al minstens zo verbaasd als ik en merkt dan ook op dat ik waarschijnlijk toch geen kans zal maken. En tot mijn grote spijt beken ik dat je daar waarschijnlijk ook wel gelijk in zal hebben. Michael gaat over op een ander onderwerp en is je ook zo weer vergeten, maar kan je maar niet uit mijn gedachten krijgen en blijf je eigelijk ook de hele avond een beetje volgen met mijn ogen terwijl ik ondertussen gewoon meepraat met de rest. Dan zeggen de meisjes opeens dat ze eigelijk wel zin hebben om te dansen dus we gaan met ze mee. De rest gaat op de dansvloer staan en ik, zo gek als ik ben met alcohol op, ga op het podium dansen. En dan zie ik jou ook op het podium komen en steeds dichter bij mij komen staan. Ik krijg er kriebels van in me buik! Dan sta je op een gegeven moment naast me en wordt er een R&B nummer gedraaid en je komt tegen me aan dansen! Ik schrik hier van en weet niet wat ik moet zeggen dus ik besluit om maar gewoon te gaan dansen. Dan kom je steeds dichter tegen me aan staan en fluistert in me oor “Ik zag je de hele avond al naar me kijken en aangezien je geen stappen onderneemt, doe ik het maar voor je.” Ik ben zo verbaasd en weet eerst niet wat ik moet zeggen maar dan zeg ik “Als jij de eerste stap hebt gezet, dan moet ik de tweede stap maar zetten hé.” En ik vraag of ik je mag zoenen, je knikt ja en kom met mijn lippen op jou lippen af en op het moment dat ik je lippen proefde wat ik gelijk in de wolken, jou zachte zoete lippen zoende mij zoals ik dat nog nooit had meegemaakt. Dan doe je je mond open en laat je tong bij mij naar binnen glijden, ik beantwoord dit en onze tongen strelen elkaar, eerst rustig en dan steeds intenser. Dan gaat de rustige muziek afgelopen en stoppen we met zoenen, we beginnen te dansen en ik vraag je of je iets wil drinken. Je zegt dat je wel een cola-malibu lust op weg naar de bar zie ik blik van verbazing bij mijn vrienden en ik lach ze een keer toe. Michael komt gelijk naar me toen en vraagt of ik beet heb voor vanavond. Ik antwoord dat ik dit meisje echt leuk vind en deze keer niet uit ben op een one night stand. Michael verklaard me voor gek, met het stoere gepraat wat we van hem gewend zijn en loopt weg. Ik kom terug bij je en je stelt voor om even te gaan zitten. We kletsen wat, je verteld dan je Kim heet, dat je 16 bent, dan je half Spaans bent gewoon een beetje basis informatie uitwisselen zeg maar. Dan vraag je mij waarom ik niet op jou afgestapt ben. Ik antwoord dat ik een beetje verlegen was omdat ik dacht toch geen kans te maken bij zo’n mooie meid als jou. Je antwoord door me nog zo’n hartstochtelijke zoen te geven en stelt voor om even naar buiten te gaan. Ik zeg dat ik dit wel een goed idee vind en zeg tegen me vrienden dat ik weg ga en we lopen naar buiten. Eenmaal buiten aan gekomen lopen we naar een rustig plekje in het park net buiten het centrum en gaan op het gras liggen. We genieten van de warme zomernacht met die prachtige sterren en maan in de lucht en je komt lekker dicht tegen me aan liggen. Dan beginnen we weer te zoenen maar nu kunnen we elkaar ook wat vrijer aanraken. Mijn hand wrijft eerst over je rug en streelt dan je zij terwijl je bij mij onder me shirt gaat en je mij over mijn buik aait en later over mijn hard geworden tepels streelt. Dan kruipt mijn hand ook naar de voorkant en ik streel je mooi ronde grote borsten, ik wil je tepels door de stof heen, je kreunt zachtjes. Dan daalt je hand weer af naar beneden en streelt over de bobbel die in mijn broek ontstaan is. Ik sla een zucht van genot. Dan maak je mijn rits en knoop open en doet mijn broek en boxer iets omlaag. Mijn hard geworden lid springt uit mijn broek en je begint hem zachtjes en enigszins plagend strelen, ik begin rustig te kreunen. Dan sluit je je hand eromheen en begint me heel rustig af te trekken. Ik sluit mijn ogen en geniet van dit heerlijke gevoel ik begin steeds heviger te hijgen en te kreunen en je beweegt steeds sneller. Als ik opeen gegeven moment bijna bij me hoogtepunt ben, stop je even, je geeft me lange tongzoen om me orgasme nog even uit te stellen. Dit herhaal je nog een paar keer tot je me toestaat om me te laten gaan ik krijg een heerlijk gevoel van top tot teen en je geeft me het lekkerste orgasme dat ik ooit gehad heb.je lacht lief naar me en ik bedank je met een lange intense zoen. Dan zeg ik “Nu is het jou beurt!” ik leg je op je rug en ik begin je borsten te strelen. Dan ga ik met mijn hand omlaag en maak de rits van je rokje open, dit rokje gaat uit en er komt een mooie zwarte kanten string te voorschijn. Ik streel je eerst over je slipje heen en doe dan je string omlaag. Ik zie een prachtige venusheuvel en een klein streepje haar en op je lipjes ben je helemaal kaal. Ik laat mijn vinger rustig door je lipjes glijden en voel dat je al aardig nat bent. Ik vind genotsknopje en begin het rustig te strelen. Je begint hevig te kreunen en komt al snel klaar, ik ga gewoon door en je krijgt zo nog twee orgasmen dan daal ik af naar je ingang waar het nu wel erg nat is geworden en laat een vinger naar binnen gaan. Je geniet zichtbaar en als je klaar bent gekomen doe ik er nog en extra vinder bij en je begint nog harder te kreunen als je nu voor de vijfde keer vanavond klaar bent gekomen val je uitgeput op de grond. Nadat we nog even naast elkaar op de grond hebben gelegen zeg je dat je terug moet naar de discotheek omdat je daar zo wordt opgehaald door vader en dus lopen we terug en wisselen we telefoonnummers uit. Daar aangekomen wachten we nog even op je vader en als hij er aan komt geef je me nog een tongzoen en zeg je dat ik je wel moet bellen en ik beloof dat ik dat doe en loop weer naar binnen. Eenmaal binnen aangekomen beginnen mijn vrienden gelijk vragen te stellen natuurlijk, maar ik besluit mijn mond te houden en geen stoere verhalen te gaan vertellen omdat ik dit meisje echt heel leuk vind! Mijn vrienden reageren natuurlijk teleurgesteld, maar zijn te aangeschoten om er echt lang over na te denken. We dansen nog wat, praten nog wat, hebben het ook wel gezellig, maar ik kan eigelijk alleen nog maar aan Kim denken. Als het vier uur is en de discotheek gaat sluiten gaan we naar huis en halen we onze jassen op. Ik haal me telefoon uit me jaszak en kijk op het display, een smsje! Ik lees het: “Hey lekkerding! Ik vond het echt leuk vanavond, ik heb een beetje kriebels in me buik geloof ik, hihi. Ik wil graag nog een keer met je afspreken! Bel je me? Tongzoen Kim” Ik ben natuurlijk helemaal in de wolken en sms gelijk terug dat ik haar ook weer wil zien en dat ik de volgende dag wel even zal bellen voor het hoe en wanneer. Thuis in bed kan ik eigelijk niet slapen, ik zit met mijn hoofd alleen nog maar bij Kim en besluit dan ook om maar me bed uit te gaan om beneden nog ff tv te kijken. Ik pak een biertje en zet een filmpje op. Maar na een tijdje moet ik toch wel moe zijn geworden want me vader maakt me de volgende dag om 12 uur wakker terwijl ik op de bank lig te slapen. Ik ben natuurlijk blij dat het zondag is en ik je dus kan bellen. Dus ik begroet me vader even, pak de telefoon, loop naar boven en bel met een bonkend hart van de zenuwen naar jou nummer. Maar als je opneemt ben je nog steeds zo lief als gisteren. We praten even wat en besluiten af te spreken voor vrijdagavond want je ouders zijn in het weekend niet thuis.. Eindelijk na een week van lieve smsjes en lange telefoongesprekken is het dan vrijdag. Ik ben de hele dag al zenuwachtig, op school ben ik ook nooit echt bij de les geweest. Het is dan avond en ik stap op me scooter richting het adres wat je me hebt gegeven. Ik kom aan bij jou huis, een prachtig groot vrijstaande villa! Ik parkeer de scooter op de oprit en loop richting je voordeur en bel aan. Je doet open, ik zeg dat je er prachtig uitziet, jij zegt dat ik er ook mooi uitzie vanavond. Je hebt een mooie zwarte jurk aan die mooi aansluit op dat prachtige lichaam van je. Zelf heb ik een zwart pak aan, dus dat matcht mooi samen. Je nodigt me uit naar binnen en ik geef je de bos rozen die ik mee hebt genomen. Je bedankt me met een heerlijke lange tongzoen. Je zegt dat je voor me gekookt hebt en we gaan aan tafel. Je hebt echt heerlijk gekookt en we gaan lekker op de bank zitten een filmpje kijken. Nou van die film zien we niet veel want eigelijk kunnen we niet van elkaar afblijven. Na een tijdje stel je dan ook voor om samen in het bubbelbad te gaan. Dit vind ik natuurlijk wel een goed idee! We lopen naar boven en komen de grootste badkamer in die ik ooit heb gezien. Er zijn 2 wastafels, een douchecabine en het bubbelbad zal waarschijnlijk voor 4 personen zijn. Je slaat je armen om me heen en begint me hevig te zoenen. Al snel heb ik me colbert en blouse niet meer aan. Dan laat je je mooie jurk van je afglijden en er komt een sexy zwart kanten lingeriesetje te voorschijn, inclusief jaratels en kousen! Ik pak je weer vast en je doet mijn riem open en trekt mijn broek naar beneden, ik sta hier nu voor je enkel in mijn boxershort. Ik laat de bandjes van je bh naar beneden glijden en maak de sluiting open. Daar komen de mooiste borsten die ik heb gezien te voorschijn. Ik begin ze zachtjes te masseren en streel je mooie hard geworden tepels. Dan zet ik je rustig op de rand van het bad neer en trek één voor één je kousen uit dan trek ik ook je jaratels uit.Je zit hier nu voor me met alleen een klein sexy stringetje aan. Ik begin eerst je tenen te kussen en dan ga ik langzaam naar boven tot ik bij de binnenkant van je dijen ben aangekomen. Nu trek ik ook je string van je lichaam. Ik kan zien dat je erg opgewonden bent, je lipjes zijn al aardig opgezwollen en vochtig geworden. Ik begin eerst plagerig net naast je lipjes te zoenen en streel af en toe heel lichtjes over je lipjes met me vinger. Als ik merk dat je het bijna niet meer volhoud lik ik met mijn tong tussen je lipjes door en geniet van de zachte smaak. Je begint heviger te kreunen, dan als ik boven ben sla je bijna een kreet uit van genot. Ik lik rustig over en rond je clitje en zuig er af en toe een beetje op. Je geniet er zichtbaar steeds meer van en het duurt dan ook niet lang tot je eerste orgasme nadert. Ik ga daar en begin je wat steviger je likken en doe nu ook eerst één en daarna 2 vingers bij je naar binnen. Nadat je meerde keren bent klaargekomen sta je op en loop je naar me toe. Je trekt mijn boxershort omlaag en gaaat door je knieën. Je trekt me eerst zachtjes af en streelt mijn ballen. Dan voel ik dat je mijn eikel zachtjes kust. Ik geniet met volle teugen. Dan ga je met je tong helemaal vanaf mijn ballen langs de schacht omhaag naar de eikel en neemt dan me eikel in je mond en begint er zachtjes op te zuigen en je draait rondjes met je tongetje om mijn eikel. Ik geniet hier zo van dat ik moeite heb om op me benen te blijven staan. Dan hou je plotseling op en zegt met een plagerig lachje dat we toch maar wel een keer in bad moeten gaan en dat je het werk later wel af zal maken. Ik kom naast je zitten bad en nadat we eerst lekker gezoend hebben kom je op me zitten en laat je jezelf over me heen glijden. Een stoot van genot gaat er door mij heen. Je begint steeds heviger te bewegen tot je klaarkomt en weer van mij af gaat. Je zegt “Jij komt ook nog wel, je moet even geduld hebben.” Ik zeg tegen je dat ik daar geen problemen mee heb. We besluiten om uit bad te gaan en ik til je naar de slaapkamer, waar een prachtig groot hemelbed op ons wacht. Ik leg je neer en wil op je komen liggen maar je drukt me eigelijk gelijk weer op bed en gaat kruislings over me heen zitten zodat we in standje 69 liggen. Je laat je heerlijke lippen over mijn eikel glijden en neemt hem steeds verder in je mond. Ondertussen lig ik ook niet stil ik lik over lippen, zuig aan je clitje, dring af en toe met mijn tong bij je naar binnen verwen soms je anus ook even. En dan schreeuw je het op een gegeven moment uit als je een orgasme krijgt en bent daardoor net op tijd bij mij gestopt om mijn orgasme nog even uit te stellen. Dan ga je op je rug voor me liggen en ik dring rustig bij je naar binnen en begin eerst rustig op en neer te bewegen en dan steeds wilder, we genieten allebei heel erg en mogen blij zijn dat je ouders niet thuis zijn anders zouden ze ons zeker kunnen horen. Als jij klaar bent gekomen vraag ik je om op je knieën voor me te komen zitten. Ik dring nu achterlangs tussen je lipjes door en begin je op z’n hondjes te neuken. Na je volgende orgasme vraag je me of ik je misschien ook een keer anaal wil neuken. Dit wil ik natuurlijk wel! Ik doe heel rustig en eerst doet het pijn bij je maar later geniet je met volle teugen. Ik sta nu ook op knappen en zeg dit ook tegen je. Je zegt dat ik dan moet stoppen en gooit me op me rug en begint me te berijden ik voel dat het ik het nu echt niet meer veel langer kan houden. Ook jij nadert je volgende orgasme en als je klaarkomt en ik je voel samenknijpen om mijn pik hou ik het ook niet meer en spuit m’n hele lading bij je naar binnen. Voldaan val je over me heen en hijgen we nog even na. Dan vallen we lekker tegen elkaar aanliggend en volledig bevredigd in slaap.
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02-23-2010, 09:42:37: GUIA PARIS 3 In Paris you can visit many wonderfull places, one they you have to walk is the Museum of Louvre, it´s the more important museom in the world and have pieces of art very representatives for the humanity, that call " Mona Lisa" of Leonardo Davinci This construction was a old palace and in 1989, the architect Pei build to new extension, in these enhance the glass pyramid 3 - 4.Other place that you can´t miss is the Tower Eiffel, build in 1889 for the Exposicion Universal was for many years the build more tall of the world. This tower measure 326 meters of tall and have 1665 step, and for to paint is necesary 50 ton 5. Do you like the gotic stile? Then you Should visit of Cathedral of Notre Dame, is the most famous church of paris, and keep treasures the Catholics, as one nail crucify of Jesus, or the crown of hawthorns. Is a construction very old and it has beautifull stained-glass window, also gargoyles that have inspirate many movies 6. but if you love the modernity you could enjoy more in "la Defense" a zone more modern the outskirts of paris, in this place to concentrate the zone business more important of Europe, there it have modern building
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02-23-2010, 11:29:27: It is thought that every activity, artistic or scientific, in fact every deliberate action or pursuit, has for its object the attainment of some good. We may therefore assent to the view which has been expressed that 'the good' is 'that at which all things aim." Since modes of action involving the practised hand and the instructed brain are numerous, the number of their ends is proportionately large. For instance, the end of medical science is health; of military science, victory; of economic science, wealth. All skills of that kind which come under a single 'faculty'-a slcill in making bridles or any other part of a horse's gear conies under the faculty or art of horsemanship, while horsemanship itself and every branch of military practice comes under the art of war, and in like manner other arts and techniques are subordinate to yet others-in all these the ends of the master arts are to be preferred to those of the subordinate skills, for it is the former that provide the motive for pursuing the latter.
02-23-2010, 11:30:06: It is thought that every activity, artistic or scientific, in fact every deliberate action or pursuit, has for its object the attainment of some good. We may therefore assent to the view which has been expressed that 'the good' is 'that at which all things aim." Since modes of action involving the practised hand and the instructed brain are numerous, the number of their ends is proportionately large. For instance, the end of medical science is health; of military science, victory; of economic science, wealth. All skills of that kind which come under a single 'faculty'-a slcill in making bridles or any other part of a horse's gear conies under the faculty or art of horsemanship, while horsemanship itself and every branch of military practice comes under the art of war, and in like manner other arts and techniques are subordinate to yet others-in all these the ends of the master arts are to be preferred to those of the subordinate skills, for it is the former that provide the motive for pursuing the latter.
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03-03-2010, 12:13:12: Do we have the power to shape our lives, or are we predestined to be who we are? If our Fate is but one amongst many, then whose life, if anyone's, is real? If our lives are indeed the sum-total of the choices we've made, then we cannot change who we are. But with every new choice we're given, we can change who we're going to be
03-03-2010, 12:13:56: From muskets to sixguns to assault weapons, the pages of our history run red with blood. But which came first, the violent impulse or the weapon which answers it’s call? The path to our own destruction may lie less in the weapons we conceive... than the violence in our hearts
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03-11-2010, 17:04:22: When [Israeli War of Independence 1948] began, the Egyptian army was poorly prepared and had no plan for coordination with the other Arab states. Although there were individual heroic acts of resistance, the army did not perform well, and nothing could disguise the defeat or mitigate the intense feeling of shame. After the war, there were scandals over the inferior equipment issued to the military, and the king and government were blamed for treacherously abandoning the army. One of the men who served in the war was Gamal Abdul Nasser, who commanded an army unit in Palestine and was wounded in the chest. Nasser was dismayed by the inefficiency and lack of preparation of the army. In the battle for the Negev Desert in October 1948, Nasser and his unit were trapped at Falluja, near Beersheba. The unit held out and was eventually able to counterattack. This event assumed great importance for Nasser, who saw it as a symbol of his country's determination to free Egypt from all forms of oppression, internal and external. Nasser organized a clandestine group inside the army called the Free Officers. After the war against Israel, the Free Officers began to plan for a revolutionary overthrow of the government. In 1949 nine of the Free Officers formed the Committee of the Free Officers' Movement; in 1950 Nasser was elected chairman. On July 22, [1952,] the Free Officers realized that the king might be preparing to move against them. They decided to strike and seize power the next morning. On July 26, King Faruk, forced to abdicate in favor of his infant son, sailed into exile on the same yacht on which his grandfather, Ismail, had left for exile about seventy years earlier. The nine men who had constituted themselves as the Committee of the Free Officers' Movement and led the 1952 Revolution were Lieutenant Colonel Gamal Abdul Nasser, Major Abd al Hakim Amir, Lieutenant Colonel Anwar as Sadat, Major Salah Salim, Major Kamal ad Din Husayn, Wing Commander Gamal Salim, Squadron Leader Hasan Ibrahim, Major Khalid Muhi ad Din, and Wing Commander Abd al Latif al Baghdadi. Major Husayn ash Shafii and Lieutenant Colonel Zakariyya Muhi ad Din joined the committee later. After the coup, the Free Officers asked Ali Mahir, a previous prime minister, to head the government. The Free Officers formed the Revolutionary Command Council (RCC), which dictated policy to the civilian cabinet, abolished all civil titles such as pasha and bey, and ordered all political parties to purify their ranks and reconstitute their executive committees. The RCC elected Muhammad Naguib president and commander in chief. He was chosen because he was a popular hero of the 1948 Arab-Israeli War and an officer trusted by the army. In 1951 the Free Officers had elected him as president of the Egyptian Army Officers Club over the candidate chosen by Faruk. It was extremely important for the Free Officers to ensure the loyalty of the army if the coup were to succeed. Naguib was fifty-one years old; the average age of the other Free Officers was thirty- three... Nasser desired vehemently to change his country; he believed that the British and the British-controlled king and politicians would continue to harm the interests of the majority of the population. Nasser and the other Free Officers had no particular desire for a military career, but Nasser had perceived that military life offered upward mobility and a chance to participate in shaping the country's future. The Free Officers were united by their desire to see Egypt freed of British control and a more equitable government established. Nasser and many of the others seemed to be attached to no particular political ideology, although some, such as Khalid Muhi ad Din, were Marxists and a few sympathized with the Muslim Brotherhood. The lack of a coherent ideology would cause difficulties in the future when these men set about the task of governing Egypt.
03-11-2010, 17:05:46: When [Israeli War of Independence 1948] began, the Egyptian army was poorly prepared and had no plan for coordination with the other Arab states. Although there were individual heroic acts of resistance, the army did not perform well, and nothing could disguise the defeat or mitigate the intense feeling of shame. After the war, there were scandals over the inferior equipment issued to the military, and the king and government were blamed for treacherously abandoning the army. One of the men who served in the war was Gamal Abdul Nasser, who commanded an army unit in Palestine and was wounded in the chest. Nasser was dismayed by the inefficiency and lack of preparation of the army. In the battle for the Negev Desert in October 1948, Nasser and his unit were trapped at Falluja, near Beersheba. The unit held out and was eventually able to counterattack. This event assumed great importance for Nasser, who saw it as a symbol of his country's determination to free Egypt from all forms of oppression, internal and external. Nasser organized a clandestine group inside the army called the Free Officers. After the war against Israel, the Free Officers began to plan for a revolutionary overthrow of the government. In 1949 nine of the Free Officers formed the Committee of the Free Officers' Movement; in 1950 Nasser was elected chairman. On July 22, [1952,] the Free Officers realized that the king might be preparing to move against them. They decided to strike and seize power the next morning. On July 26, King Faruk, forced to abdicate in favor of his infant son, sailed into exile on the same yacht on which his grandfather, Ismail, had left for exile about seventy years earlier. The nine men who had constituted themselves as the Committee of the Free Officers' Movement and led the 1952 Revolution were Lieutenant Colonel Gamal Abdul Nasser, Major Abd al Hakim Amir, Lieutenant Colonel Anwar as Sadat, Major Salah Salim, Major Kamal ad Din Husayn, Wing Commander Gamal Salim, Squadron Leader Hasan Ibrahim, Major Khalid Muhi ad Din, and Wing Commander Abd al Latif al Baghdadi. Major Husayn ash Shafii and Lieutenant Colonel Zakariyya Muhi ad Din joined the committee later. After the coup, the Free Officers asked Ali Mahir, a previous prime minister, to head the government. The Free Officers formed the Revolutionary Command Council (RCC), which dictated policy to the civilian cabinet, abolished all civil titles such as pasha and bey, and ordered all political parties to purify their ranks and reconstitute their executive committees. The RCC elected Muhammad Naguib president and commander in chief. He was chosen because he was a popular hero of the 1948 Arab-Israeli War and an officer trusted by the army. In 1951 the Free Officers had elected him as president of the Egyptian Army Officers Club over the candidate chosen by Faruk. It was extremely important for the Free Officers to ensure the loyalty of the army if the coup were to succeed. Naguib was fifty-one years old; the average age of the other Free Officers was thirty- three... Nasser desired vehemently to change his country; he believed that the British and the British-controlled king and politicians would continue to harm the interests of the majority of the population. Nasser and the other Free Officers had no particular desire for a military career, but Nasser had perceived that military life offered upward mobility and a chance to participate in shaping the country's future. The Free Officers were united by their desire to see Egypt freed of British control and a more equitable government established. Nasser and many of the others seemed to be attached to no particular political ideology, although some, such as Khalid Muhi ad Din, were Marxists and a few sympathized with the Muslim Brotherhood. The lack of a coherent ideology would cause difficulties in the future when these men set about the task of governing Egypt.
03-11-2010, 17:09:42: When [Israeli War of Independence 1948] began, the Egyptian army was poorly prepared and had no plan for coordination with the other Arab states. Although there were individual heroic acts of resistance, the army did not perform well, and nothing could disguise the defeat or mitigate the intense feeling of shame. After the war, there were scandals over the inferior equipment issued to the military, and the king and government were blamed for treacherously abandoning the army. One of the men who served in the war was Gamal Abdul Nasser, who commanded an army unit in Palestine and was wounded in the chest. Nasser was dismayed by the inefficiency and lack of preparation of the army. In the battle for the Negev Desert in October 1948, Nasser and his unit were trapped at Falluja, near Beersheba. The unit held out and was eventually able to counterattack. This event assumed great importance for Nasser, who saw it as a symbol of his country's determination to free Egypt from all forms of oppression, internal and external. Nasser organized a clandestine group inside the army called the Free Officers. After the war against Israel, the Free Officers began to plan for a revolutionary overthrow of the government. In 1949 nine of the Free Officers formed the Committee of the Free Officers' Movement; in 1950 Nasser was elected chairman. On July 22, [1952,] the Free Officers realized that the king might be preparing to move against them. They decided to strike and seize power the next morning. On July 26, King Faruk, forced to abdicate in favor of his infant son, sailed into exile on the same yacht on which his grandfather, Ismail, had left for exile about seventy years earlier. The nine men who had constituted themselves as the Committee of the Free Officers' Movement and led the 1952 Revolution were Lieutenant Colonel Gamal Abdul Nasser, Major Abd al Hakim Amir, Lieutenant Colonel Anwar as Sadat, Major Salah Salim, Major Kamal ad Din Husayn, Wing Commander Gamal Salim, Squadron Leader Hasan Ibrahim, Major Khalid Muhi ad Din, and Wing Commander Abd al Latif al Baghdadi. Major Husayn ash Shafii and Lieutenant Colonel Zakariyya Muhi ad Din joined the committee later. After the coup, the Free Officers asked Ali Mahir, a previous prime minister, to head the government. The Free Officers formed the Revolutionary Command Council (RCC), which dictated policy to the civilian cabinet, abolished all civil titles such as pasha and bey, and ordered all political parties to purify their ranks and reconstitute their executive committees. The RCC elected Muhammad Naguib president and commander in chief. He was chosen because he was a popular hero of the 1948 Arab-Israeli War and an officer trusted by the army. In 1951 the Free Officers had elected him as president of the Egyptian Army Officers Club over the candidate chosen by Faruk. It was extremely important for the Free Officers to ensure the loyalty of the army if the coup were to succeed. Naguib was fifty-one years old; the average age of the other Free Officers was thirty- three... Nasser desired vehemently to change his country; he believed that the British and the British-controlled king and politicians would continue to harm the interests of the majority of the population. Nasser and the other Free Officers had no particular desire for a military career, but Nasser had perceived that military life offered upward mobility and a chance to participate in shaping the country's future. The Free Officers were united by their desire to see Egypt freed of British control and a more equitable government established. Nasser and many of the others seemed to be attached to no particular political ideology, although some, such as Khalid Muhi ad Din, were Marxists and a few sympathized with the Muslim Brotherhood. The lack of a coherent ideology would cause difficulties in the future when these men set about the task of governing Egypt.
03-11-2010, 17:10:53: When [Israeli War of Independence 1948] began, the Egyptian army was poorly prepared and had no plan for coordination with the other Arab states. Although there were individual heroic acts of resistance, the army did not perform well, and nothing could disguise the defeat or mitigate the intense feeling of shame. After the war, there were scandals over the inferior equipment issued to the military, and the king and government were blamed for treacherously abandoning the army. One of the men who served in the war was Gamal Abdul Nasser, who commanded an army unit in Palestine and was wounded in the chest. Nasser was dismayed by the inefficiency and lack of preparation of the army. In the battle for the Negev Desert in October 1948, Nasser and his unit were trapped at Falluja, near Beersheba. The unit held out and was eventually able to counterattack. This event assumed great importance for Nasser, who saw it as a symbol of his country's determination to free Egypt from all forms of oppression, internal and external. Nasser organized a clandestine group inside the army called the Free Officers. After the war against Israel, the Free Officers began to plan for a revolutionary overthrow of the government. In 1949 nine of the Free Officers formed the Committee of the Free Officers' Movement; in 1950 Nasser was elected chairman. On July 22, [1952,] the Free Officers realized that the king might be preparing to move against them. They decided to strike and seize power the next morning. On July 26, King Faruk, forced to abdicate in favor of his infant son, sailed into exile on the same yacht on which his grandfather, Ismail, had left for exile about seventy years earlier. The nine men who had constituted themselves as the Committee of the Free Officers' Movement and led the 1952 Revolution were Lieutenant Colonel Gamal Abdul Nasser, Major Abd al Hakim Amir, Lieutenant Colonel Anwar as Sadat, Major Salah Salim, Major Kamal ad Din Husayn, Wing Commander Gamal Salim, Squadron Leader Hasan Ibrahim, Major Khalid Muhi ad Din, and Wing Commander Abd al Latif al Baghdadi. Major Husayn ash Shafii and Lieutenant Colonel Zakariyya Muhi ad Din joined the committee later. After the coup, the Free Officers asked Ali Mahir, a previous prime minister, to head the government. The Free Officers formed the Revolutionary Command Council (RCC), which dictated policy to the civilian cabinet, abolished all civil titles such as pasha and bey, and ordered all political parties to purify their ranks and reconstitute their executive committees. The RCC elected Muhammad Naguib president and commander in chief. He was chosen because he was a popular hero of the 1948 Arab-Israeli War and an officer trusted by the army. In 1951 the Free Officers had elected him as president of the Egyptian Army Officers Club over the candidate chosen by Faruk. It was extremely important for the Free Officers to ensure the loyalty of the army if the coup were to succeed. Naguib was fifty-one years old; the average age of the other Free Officers was thirty- three... Nasser desired vehemently to change his country; he believed that the British and the British-controlled king and politicians would continue to harm the interests of the majority of the population. Nasser and the other Free Officers had no particular desire for a military career, but Nasser had perceived that military life offered upward mobility and a chance to participate in shaping the country's future. The Free Officers were united by their desire to see Egypt freed of British control and a more equitable government established. Nasser and many of the others seemed to be attached to no particular political ideology, although some, such as Khalid Muhi ad Din, were Marxists and a few sympathized with the Muslim Brotherhood. The lack of a coherent ideology would cause difficulties in the future when these men set about the task of governing Egypt.
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03-12-2010, 17:01:55: 3,6,9 damn your fine move it so you can sock it to me one mo time Get low, Get low get low get low get low get low To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL) To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS) To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN) Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she fuck that Question been harassing me in the mind this bitch is fine I done came to the club about 50th 11 times now can I play with yo panty line club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating Me now nigga drunk then a motherfucker threaten me now She getting crunk in the club I mean she working Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked ATL. Hoe don’t disrespect it Pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this bitch Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see Ass and tities Now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo ass where you at 3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time Get low, Get low [x6] To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL) To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS) To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN) Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya Now back,back,back it up a back,back,back it up a back,back,back it up a back,back,back it up Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya Now stop ( O) then wiggle wiggle wit it 3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time Get low, Get low [x6] To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL) To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS) To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN) Now give me my doe back and go get ya friend Stupid bitch standing there while I’m drinking my hen Steady looking at me Still asking questions Times up nigga pass me another contestant Hoe move to the left if you ain’t bout 50th Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already looking at a nigga with yo palm all out bitch I ain’t even seen you dance Twerk something baby work something baby Pop yo pussy on the pole do yo thang baby Slide down dat bitch wit yo little bit then stop Get back on the floor catch yo balance then drop Now bring it back up clap yo ass like hands I just wanna see yo ass dirty dance yin yang we done again And put it on the map like annnnn 3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time Get low, Get low [x6] To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL) To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS) To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN) Got damn (Got damn) ya ya’ll twreking alittle bit ladies But ya got to twrek alittle bit harder then dat now right now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite (where my sexy ladies) we want ya’ll to do this shit like this Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low) Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low) Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low) Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low) 3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time Get low, Get low [x6] To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL) To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS) To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)
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03-15-2010, 07:55:00: apina
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03-17-2010, 14:49:17: lex's early forays into dark, transgressive performance art, his youthful obsessions with death and decay, including a long stint working in a morgue, also deeply inform his later, mature, luminous work. he Sacred Mirrors have a power and authenticity that can only spring from a soul who has plunged into the darker realms and come out whole. In his introduction to Sacred Mirrors: The Visionary Art of Alex Grey, Carlo McCormick compares Grey's creative journey to a shaman who travels at great peril to the lower realms to emerge with healing teachings for the tribe. rey's work, in Ken Wilber's words "...reminds us of our own higher possibilities, our own deepest nature, our own most profound ground, which we are all invited to rediscover." This carries on the lineage of sacred art as diverse as shamanic X-ray art, the artwork of 12th century abbess, Hildegard of Bingen, Michelangelo, Bosch, Blake, and Buddhist Thangka painters. Alex, a professor of anatomy in the Fine Arts Department at NYU for ten years and one-time professional medical illustrator, informs his paintings with an almost hyper-realistic accuracy. This combination of perennial wisdom and scientific exactitude, marks a most fruitful marriage of ancient spiritual and modern analytic worldviews.
03-17-2010, 14:50:25: lex's early forays into dark, transgressive performance art, his youthful obsessions with death and decay, including a long stint working in a morgue, also deeply inform his later, mature, luminous work. he Sacred Mirrors have a power and authenticity that can only spring from a soul who has plunged into the darker realms and come out whole. In his introduction to Sacred Mirrors: The Visionary Art of Alex Grey, Carlo McCormick compares Grey's creative journey to a shaman who travels at great peril to the lower realms to emerge with healing teachings for the tribe. rey's work, in Ken Wilber's words "...reminds us of our own higher possibilities, our own deepest nature, our own most profound ground, which we are all invited to rediscover." This carries on the lineage of sacred art as diverse as shamanic X-ray art, the artwork of 12th century abbess, Hildegard of Bingen, Michelangelo, Bosch, Blake, and Buddhist Thangka painters. Alex, a professor of anatomy in the Fine Arts Department at NYU for ten years and one-time professional medical illustrator, informs his paintings with an almost hyper-realistic accuracy. This combination of perennial wisdom and scientific exactitude, marks a most fruitful marriage of ancient spiritual and modern analytic worldviews.
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03-17-2010, 16:17:47: Child and sex abuse scandals have rocked the Catholic Church in the United States as well as in Europe. Ireland was shaken by revelations of decades of widespread child abuse and evidence of a cover up late last year. Reports of sexual abuse also surfaced recently in Germany and elsewhere. Cardinal Brady said the past had to be confronted. "Dealing with the past is never easy - for individuals, society, for the church - but it has to be done and the future has to be faced," added Brady. Brady said he would reflect on what the future might hold in the coming weeks. There have been calls for the cardinal
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03-17-2010, 19:09:33: I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN THE FIRE PLACE BECAUSE I WAS SCARED OF SANTA CLAUS THEN SAID FUCK BECAUSE THE SHIT WAS ACTUALLY WET
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03-18-2010, 12:54:38: Carpe diem betekent Pluk de dag en is een aansporing om van elke dag te genieten (voor het eerst gebruikt door de Romeinse dichter Horatius) De hele versregel is "carpe diem quam minimum credula postero", oftewel "Pluk de dag, vertrouw zo weinig mogelijk op de volgende". Harpe diem is dus een aansporing geworden om de harp veel te plukken , en daar dan zoveel mogelijk van te genieten, wellicht is hier een sadistiisch trekje van de komponist naar boven gekomen, want Harpe Diem is niet meteen een makkelijk van blad speelbaar stukje. Er zullen heel wat dagen verbeten gepluk/blaas-studeerd moeten worden voordat er van de dag (met de ultieme uitvoering) genoten kan worden. Net als in ChaChaCha uit 2008, het eerste werk dat Meijering schreef voor duo Haring en Attema worden alle virtuose registers opengetrokken voor harp en basstrombone. Meer als in ChaCha wilde Meijering aantonen dat de basstrombone ook lyrische kan zijn in zijn laagste registers. Virtuositeit is bij Meijering toch nooit helemaal doel op zich als wel het verlangen om te onstijgen aan de beperkingen en de zwaartekracht van het leven, wellicht een romantisch verlangen. Harpe diem!
03-18-2010, 12:55:13: Carpe diem betekent Pluk de dag en is een aansporing om van elke dag te genieten (voor het eerst gebruikt door de Romeinse dichter Horatius) De hele versregel is "carpe diem quam minimum credula postero", oftewel "Pluk de dag, vertrouw zo weinig mogelijk op de volgende". Harpe diem is dus een aansporing geworden om de harp veel te plukken , en daar dan zoveel mogelijk van te genieten, wellicht is hier een sadistiisch trekje van de komponist naar boven gekomen, want Harpe Diem is niet meteen een makkelijk van blad speelbaar stukje. Er zullen heel wat dagen verbeten gepluk/blaas-studeerd moeten worden voordat er van de dag (met de ultieme uitvoering) genoten kan worden. Net als in ChaChaCha uit 2008, het eerste werk dat Meijering schreef voor duo Haring en Attema worden alle virtuose registers opengetrokken voor harp en basstrombone. Meer als in ChaCha wilde Meijering aantonen dat de basstrombone ook lyrische kan zijn in zijn laagste registers. Virtuositeit is bij Meijering toch nooit helemaal doel op zich als wel het verlangen om te onstijgen aan de beperkingen en de zwaartekracht van het leven, wellicht een romantisch verlangen. Harpe diem!
03-18-2010, 20:05:18: i am a loser
03-18-2010, 22:46:49: hi
03-19-2010, 03:38:20: A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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03-21-2010, 09:03:51: Tévez has a distinctive burn scar that runs down his neck from his right ear to his chest. He was accidentally scalded with boiling water as a child, which caused third-degree burns and kept him hospitalised in intensive care for nearly two months.[17] After joining Boca Juniors, Tévez refused an offer from the club to have them cosmetically improved, saying that the scars were a part of who he was in the past and who he is today.[18]
03-21-2010, 09:04:04: Tévez has a distinctive burn scar that runs down his neck from his right ear to his chest. He was accidentally scalded with boiling water as a child, which caused third-degree burns and kept him hospitalised in intensive care for nearly two months.[17] After joining Boca Juniors, Tévez refused an offer from the club to have them cosmetically improved, saying that the scars were a part of who he was in the past and who he is today.[18]
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03-21-2010, 20:40:24: Green engineering started prior to the 20th Century. Architects incorporated enduring passive design and simple mechanical systems to heat, cool and light buildings.  The 1960’s were the turning point in designs. Thinkers started to notice environmental defects. The American Institute of Architects formed an energy task force: the AIA Committee on Energy. Later, more divisions formed that developed technologies such as solar energy and renewable building materials. Today, there are dedicated environmental friendly architects that take advantages of new the technologies and methods. Green buildings have become more recent in the last 25 – 30 years
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03-25-2010, 08:19:58: Hello! We are Jure, Anej, Urša and Nastia. We will present poetry. They will say the song and I'll tell you something about poetry. Wikipedia says the song is a short literary work with rhythmic verbal order with a special voice arrangements, usually with a limited number of words in a row. Poetry comes from the Greek word poiesis. Poetry, and discussions of it, have a long history. Early attempts to define poetry, such as Aristotle's Poetics, focused on the uses of speech in rhetoric, drama, song, and comedy. Later attempts concentrated on features such as repetition, verse form and rhyme, and emphasized the aesthetics which distinguish poetry from prose. From the mid-20th century, poetry has sometimes been more loosely defined as a fundamental creative act using language. Digital poetry is a modern form. We know many forms of poetry: Sonnet, Jintishi, Sestina, Villanelle, Pantoum, Rondeau, Tanka, Haiku, Ruba’I, Sijo, Ode, Ghazal ...
03-25-2010, 08:20:35: Hello! We are Jure, Anej, Urša and Nastia. We will present poetry. They will say the song and I'll tell you something about poetry. Wikipedia says the song is a short literary work with rhythmic verbal order with a special voice arrangements, usually with a limited number of words in a row. Poetry comes from the Greek word poiesis. Poetry, and discussions of it, have a long history. Early attempts to define poetry, such as Aristotle's Poetics, focused on the uses of speech in rhetoric, drama, song, and comedy. Later attempts concentrated on features such as repetition, verse form and rhyme, and emphasized the aesthetics which distinguish poetry from prose. From the mid-20th century, poetry has sometimes been more loosely defined as a fundamental creative act using language. Digital poetry is a modern form. We know many forms of poetry: Sonnet, Jintishi, Sestina, Villanelle, Pantoum, Rondeau, Tanka, Haiku, Ruba’I, Sijo, Ode, Ghazal ...
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03-25-2010, 12:21:29: Differences between Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer Summary: Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer are friends but who have different qualities and personalities in the novel "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" by Mark Twain. Their exposure to their societal roles shaped their unique set of morals and values. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, the protagonist Huckleberry Finn travels on the river on his raft and comes to different places where he meets different characters. One of the characters that he has known before but meets later on is Tom Sawyer. Although they are good friends, Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer have different qualities. With the absence of his father, Huck has been taking care of himself most of the time. Although the Widow Douglas tries to take Huck in and teach him manners, Huck does not want to. Huck is more mature and is concerned about how actions will affect people. He knows morally what is right and wrong. When the duke and dauphin were impersonating the relatives of Peter Wilks to get money, Huck was very disturbed. In contrast, Tom has been brought up properly but plays pranks on people and forms a band of robbers to rob and kill people. He is less mature and does not understand morally what is right and wrong. Most pranks and cons to him are fun, despite their impact in reality.
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04-02-2010, 01:44:36: Bound for Glory Mr. David Farias Chapter 1 Hateful Police It all started when I was a little boy in San Jose, California. The year was 1986. My mom was asleep, and my dad was asleep. As me and my brother Jose were crossing the street, all I could remember was hearing a bang. Wow! I got hit by a car. Well, from that day on, my life was changed forever . . . I woke up in the hospital covered in blood. I was just a boy. Anyways, when I woke up, it was nighttime, so I assumed I was on a coma for fourteen hours. When I opened my eyes, I saw I had a lot of tubes running down my hands. There was blood flowing through those tubes; I was so scared I ripped them off and tried to leave the hospital. This is where my journey begins. My family is a pretty big family; there are four kids, including me. My mom and dad both emigrated from Mexico. So if you can imagine, already two people with five kids. Wow, what a struggle life was going to be. My first memory takes place again in San Jose, California. We lived in a rented house with another family. The house was very average looking. I can’t remember the address, but what I do remember is the bad memories of that house. That house had two rooms and a total of two families, which totaled to about twelve people living in it. One morning, we were all sleeping. Suddenly I heard a loud bang. The very first words I could hear were “Everybody get the f——k up.” I jumped up from the floor in the living room where I was sleeping along with my two brothers and two sisters. When I jumped up from the floor, there was a police officer already on top of me. He told me, “Boy, you better not make a move.” I told him “Okay.” So I lay back down, and I was so scared. I was only four years old when all of this happened to my family. As I lay on the floor in the living room, I saw the undercover cops break down both doors of the rooms. My parents, along with the other family of five, were ordered out of the rooms at gunpoint. I remember looking into my mother’s eyes as she was coming out of the room, and seeing her cry was the hardest part of that situation for me because that was my first time ever seeing her cry. Well, this was the first time I had ever seen her cry. When I saw her cry, it was very new to me. I couldn’t believe that my mom was crying. I looked over her shoulder, and I saw my dad crying also, and I told myself, I must be strong for all of my family. Now if you were in my position, what would you do? When all of this happened, I got up and I told the police officers, “Hey, they did nothing wrong.” The next thing I heard was “Hey, boy, you better get the f——k down. This is not your problem.” I felt so angry that all this happened to my family. There was nothing else I could do at that moment but react aggressively and fight with the police. I know that choosing to fight against the police was wrong. Well, there is nothing I can do to change the past, but I look back at this today and I ask myself, Why do some kids grow up with so much aggression? In the end of that situation, the police let us all go, and we were told that it was all a misunderstanding. Chapter 2 Apartment In Dellwood Street Well, I was five years old when me and my family moved to Dellwood Street in San Jose, California. I was enrolled in kindergarten; I can’t remember the name of my school. My mom was in charge of waking me up and taking me to school. She would walk me every morning to school. I will never forget my very first teacher. Her name was Ms. Heyes. She treated me so well and loved me to death. I used to ask myself when I was a boy, Why does this white lady treat me so well? At this point in my life, I hated all white people because of how badly they treated me and my immigrant parents because we were so poor. Or maybe I hated white people because of how my dad believed and told me all the time that white people were better than us. I always told myself that we are all equal; even as a boy, I always felt equal in my mind and heart. Anyways, going back to my teacher. I was so surprised to see a blond-haired blue-eyed female love a poor Latino boy so much. She always gave me everything. She told me two words that have stuck with me till this day. One day, all of the students were out on lunchtime. I stayed in my class because I had no lunch ’cause my family was poor. I knew that I would have to wait until I got home to eat our one daily meal, which was our breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I didn’t want to see all the kids eating, so I chose not to be with them. I was sitting on a chair in the class, and Ms. Heyes told me, “Why aren’t you outside eating with all of the kids?” I started to cry and told her, “It’s ’cause my mom and dad have no money, and I can’t eat right now.” She then broke down in tears. She took me into her arms and held me and said, “You’re special.” I still remember those two loving words until today. I cried, and she cried with me for at least two minutes. Ms. Heyes then let me go and called one of the students that was eating out in the yard into the class. She asked that student for one of her sandwiches ’cause she had two. The student gave her the sandwich, which Ms. Heyes gave to me. When Ms. Heyes gave me the sandwich, I realized at that moment that not all white people were bad and that her love for me was far greater than the food. Ms. Heyes changed my way of thinking, but I know in my heart that God put her in my life for a reason. Do you have a special person that influenced you in a positive way? Well, time went on for me and my family in the Dellwood Street apartment. One day, I woke up; it was about 2:30 a.m. I walked out to the living room, and I noticed my mom and dad were missing. The very next thing I saw was the door to the outside open. Next to that door was my aunt passed out with a bottle of whiskey in her hands. I quickly took the whiskey out of her hands, and I tried to wake her up. I thought she was dead. That night I felt so alone and scared. The reason why I was scared was because I was unsure if my aunt was alive. Have you ever been unsure of yourself? My next action was to call the police, so I did. My brothers and sisters were all still asleep. When the police arrived, the police first asked for my parents. I told them I didn’t know where they were at. I remember the police walking around in the apartment, and they first took my aunt to bed. So I told myself, Yes, she is alive. The only problem was that the police saw the conditions we were living in, which were poor, so they decided to call child services. Not only that, at that time, they also got a hold of my parents and asked them to come back home. When my parents arrived, I saw the police cuff up only my mom and not my dad. Apparently, my dad was at work and my mom was out running errands, so she was taken into custody for child endangerment. This was not only hard for me, but it was hard for my two brothers and two sisters. I again had to see my mom cry as the police took her away. This time, I did not fight the cops. All my brothers and sisters were crying because we had just lost our mom and we were on our way to a shelter. Can you believe this? Child protective services took us. Wow, I told myself. It’s all my fault. I called the police. Was there a time when you blamed yourself for the pain and suffering your family had to endure? Chapter 3 Pain and Suffering On our way to the shelter, I cried so much. I hated myself so much. I felt like my mom going to jail was all my fault. When we arrived at the shelter located in Gilroy, California, me, my two brothers, and two sisters were all separated. I had no idea where they were all taken to. As I was being checked into the shelter, I was so scared and my body was shaking a lot. I was even approached by some female who was white at the shelter, and she said, “Hey, do you have a belt for those pants?” I told her in a scared tone that the pants I was wearing belonged to my father. The counselor then responded and said, “Why don’t you wear pants your size, you stupid Mexican.” When I heard her tell me that, I looked straight into her eyes and I started to cry a lot with so much emotion. She yelled at me and said, “Why are you crying! Shut the fuck up and come with me.” I heard what she said, but somehow, I could not move or stop crying from all of the sadness that I felt in my heart because I missed my mommy. The next thing I knew was I was being dragged all throughout the hallway of the shelter by this woman. I cried so loud, and as I was being dragged on the floor, I yelled for help to every adult that was around. It was no use; nobody helped. When we got to the dorm I was going to be housed in, this white lady picked me up from the floor and carried me into the dorm. Once inside the dorm, she yelled in a loud voice as she held me, “You dirty asshole, did you shit your pants?” I told her that I did poop in my pants in the hallway because I was scared. She then slapped me and threw me on the floor. She told me to get up, and I did. At that moment, I stopped crying because I didn’t want to get hit again. Her next words were “Follow me, dumb ass.” I followed this white lady to a shower stall where I was abused and showered with very hot water. At the end of the night, I was given a bed in a dorm, and I cried all night. This was the first time I had ever experienced so much pain. How would you feel if someone you didn’t know abused your child, old or young? As the days went on in the shelter, I had seen a lot. Kids were getting hit for no reason, and we were being punished whenever we asked for food. I remember feeling so lonely, and I had nobody. All my family was gone, and I was by myself. As weeks passed, Christmas came around. On Christmas, I woke up so excited because I could not wait to see if I was going to get a surprise gift. As the day went on, I began to feel really sad because no one had even taken their time to say “merry Christmas” to me. Once it was 10:00 p.m., the day was already over, and no one in my dorm got anything, not even a simple Christmas card. On that night, we watched the ten o’clock news. We saw a lot of kids getting toys and being with their families on the news. To me this was hard because it reminded me about my mom and family. I realized at this moment that Christmas was about being with family and not about toys. I realized this because my family was on my mind all day on Christmas. Five days later after Christmas, a shelter employee told me to pack my stuff because I was going home with my family. Wow, I told myself. I was so happy I jumped for joy. I could not wait to be with my family again. So I packed my stuff, and I was picked up by my uncle. I was finally out of the shelter. Was there a time in your life when you could not wait to be with your family again? Chapter 4 Reunited with My Family My way home from the shelter was so great for me. I couldn’t wait to get home. Once I got home in Dellwood, I was reunited with my parents and all my brothers and sisters. The weird part was that all my brothers and sisters were already home. So I was the last one to get home. My memory of my first day back home was so nice. Me and all my family went out to Chuck E. Cheese’s located in San Jose, California. As we all walked inside Chuck E. Cheese’s, me, my two brothers, and two sisters were so excited. My favorite memory of us in Chuck E. Cheese’s was seeing all my family smiling again. All my brothers and sisters were running around like crazy in Chuck E. Cheese’s. When we finished playing, my mom called us to the table so we could eat pizza. Once my whole family was at the table, I looked at every single family member. The first thing that came out of my mouth was “Sorry for everything, Mom.” my mom looked at me very teary eyed and said, “It’s okay, mijo.” That night we all ate good, and everybody was really happy. Has there ever been a time that you spent with your family and you were the center of attention? Months went by, and my family was good. I was back in school, of course still in kindergarten. One day while I was in class, an Asian man wearing a nice suit walked into my class. I saw him talking to my teacher, so I could not tell what they were talking about. My teacher then called me over to her desk. As I was walking toward her desk, I noticed the Asian man wearing the nice suit was still in the class, standing right next to my teacher. When I got to the desk, I asked my teacher what was going on. My teacher said, “David, there is something going on with your family. Please go with this man standing next to me.” So I turned my face and looked at the Asian man wearing the nice suit in straight into his eyes. I asked him who he was and where he was taking me. The Asian man responded by telling me that he was a detective with the police department. The very next words this Asian man said was “Son, you need to come with me right now. Your parents are in trouble, and you need to come with me.” I said okay. As soon as me and the detective walked out the class, I threw all of my books on the floor and I started to run away from him. The detective yelled, “Come back! Where are you going?” The reason why I ran was because at this point, cops (the police) I felt were my number 1 enemy. I felt they were my number 1 enemy because anytime they came into contact with me or my family, there always seemed to be a problem. Was there a time when you felt like you hated the police? So I ran and I ran until I reached the end of the school yard. I could see the detective right behind me. I had nowhere else to go, so I turned toward him. I should have never done this because the very next thing he did was tackle me to the ground. Oh my, that hurt so much. My face was bleeding, and I was bruised. He then got up and picked me up and told me if I was to run away again, he would take me to jail. So I walked back with him to the principal’s office. When we got to the principal’s office, I was given ice and Band-Aids for my cuts. The very first words out of my principal’s mouth were “David, your mom and dad have been arrested for selling drugs.” I fell on my knees and cried. “Why? Where are you guys taking me now?” Chapter 5 Back to the Shelter A tall uniformed policeman grabbed me by my shoulder and said, “Come with me.” So I left with this police officer. He drove me to a shelter in Gilroy, California. Once again I was separated from my family and lived in a shelter. So I felt like I had to start all over again. My life was very empty at this time. During my days in the shelter, I would always watch all the kids that were in the shelter with me. They would run, scream, laugh, and play as if they had no problems. Or maybe at this point, I just realized my family had too many problems. I really felt like giving up. I was just tired of everything; my mom was back in jail, my brothers and sisters, who knows where they were at. My days in the shelter were very empty. I always ate all by myself, and I really missed being with my family. One night while all of the kids were sleeping, I got up out of my bed to pray. I prayed because I missed my family and I wanted them back in my life. I didn’t know God when I was a kid. What I do remember is my mom would talk about him all the time. I remembered my mom telling me if I ever felt alone to pray to God. So as I prayed, I asked God to give me back my family, and I cried to him. Even though I didn’t know who he was, I figured at least I was making an effort. It’s better than me lying in bed and doing nothing about it. When I woke up the next morning, I felt a lot better, and I told myself, Wow, God heard me. These are all things I still remember till this day because at that moment in my life, I had nobody. The only person that did not fail me was God. During my time in the shelter, I had to learn to be alone because I didn’t have my brothers and my sisters. My mom and my dad were gone, and I had nobody. Thank God that my mom told me to pray to him because without that, I don’t know how I would have made it there in the shelter. All that time that went by, I always wondered where my family was. I wondered about my sisters, my brothers, my mom and dad. Everything was really tough for me because I didn’t know why I was there. All I was told was that my mom and dad were in jail for selling drugs. I don’t think that the shelter that I was staying at was the worst place in the world, but it was not the best place either because family was not there. Time passed by in the shelter, and finally, I was once again reunited with my family. Chapter 6 Reunited with My Family Once reunited with my family, we went to live in Campbell, California. Campbell was great because in Campbell, there was McDonald’s; there were day care centers. Everything was close by, even a school called Rosemary. Everything about Campbell fascinated me, and I was happy to once again be with my family and be out of the shelter. So we lived in this one apartment that was kind of broken-down. It was pink. It wasn’t too bright in color, and the funny thing was that the house was really dirty. There were a lot of roaches inside the house. Even though there were a lot of roaches in my house, I was just happy that I was once again with my family. One night on Christmas eve, everybody was sleeping; I was in my room. My dad walked into the room, and he woke me up. He said, “David, come out here. I want you to throw the garbage.” I said okay. So I went over to the closet; I grabbed my shoes. Due to the fact that we had a lot of roaches, I had to hit my shoes on the floor so the roaches would get out of my shoes, and that’s what I did before I went to go throw the garbage. So I shook my shoes, and a lot of roaches came out of my shoes, and I thought to myself at that age, Wow, this is what I get for Christmas, huh, roaches. Well, that’s how we lived. Early one morning, me, my two brothers, and two sisters were headed off to school. We attended Rosemary, which was located near our apartment in Campbell. When school ended and we got out of class, we returned back home. The first thing that I noticed was my mom was missing. I asked my dad where my mom was, and he told me that the police had taken her away from us. He told me that my mom was being taken to a place where she could become a better person. I was so sad that my mom, the most important person in my life, was gone. So now that my mom was gone, my dad had to work, cook, and clean for all of us kids. I remember these days as being some of our poorest times financially. Me, my two brothers, and two sisters didn’t have any toys, but what we did have was each other. So we would play with one another. Me and my brother Jose would wrestle, while my sisters, Amelia and Ericka, would play a game called house. I guess when people don’t have money, they get creative, because we for sure were very creative. During this time, I remember my dad would spoil my youngest brother, Luis. I always new Luis was his favorite because he would kiss him more than he would kiss anyone of us other kids. My dad would pick Luis up. He would then kiss him, and I always used to wonder why he didn’t do that to me, or maybe I was just jealous, but anyway, that’s how we lived. The hardest thing about not having my mom was the fact that she was not there to hold me. This was very tough for me, and I did not know who to turn to for comfort. My dad was a very cold person, and he did not know how to share his feelings. So I couldn’t talk to him or anybody about me being in need of my mom. I don’t know why those days were really poor for us. My dad had to work two jobs because the rent was too high. Sometimes he couldn’t pay the rent ’cause he didn’t make enough to pay the rent in full. During the day, we would stay at the day care center and my dad would go to work. During all this time that we were in the day care center, we would get shipped off from the day care center and straight into school. I never had money when I would arrive to school. One day I entered class in the morning, and I was so hungry my stomach was growling. I didn’t know what to do, but all I knew was that I was hungry. When the bell rang, it was lunchtime. Chapter 7 Lunchtime We all went out, and I had no lunch, I had no money, I had nothing. I looked around; I looked at the garbage can, picked out some food, and ate it. I ate it because I was hungry, so I ate food from the garbage, and that was what I did. When I ate the food from the garbage, I told myself I would rather eat food from the garbage than steal from other people, so that’s what I did. These times were very hard for me because my mom wasn’t there with us. She was gone, nowhere to be found. I love my family very much, and I’m sure you guys do too, but sometimes, separation of family can really affect kids. As days passed by, everything around me seemed to be so lonely because my mother was the missing piece of the puzzle. So my dad continued to work his two jobs, and day care was still there, providing services of babysitting for us. My brothers and sisters were all still there, but we were doing the same thing; being poor and having no mom. So a few months went by. Finally, my mom came back, but when she came back, the state had put an immigration hold on her because she was not a resident, so they told my mom she needed to turn herself in to the immigration department in Mexico. So me and my family packed our stuff from Campbell and prepared ourselves to leave for Mexico. When we packed all our things, everybody was scared, especially me, because we didn’t know what to expect from Mexico. I asked my dad, “Hey, Dad. Where are we going?” I wanted to be sure we were going to Mexico. My dad looked at me with a blank look and said, “We are going to Mexico.” I told him, “Dad, I don’t want to go to Mexico. I am scared.” My dad told me, “Well, you’re going to go to Mexico whether you like it or not.” So I said, “Okay, I guess I have no choice.” I was just a kid, so of course I could not tell my parents what to do. So we got off on our way to Mexico. Chapter 8 Arrived at Tecate We were on our way to Tecate, Mexico. Everything in Mexico looked much different than California. All the roads were not constructed correctly, and they were all made of pure dirt. I was afraid that we were going to end up driving off a cliff because there were no barriers blocking cars from going off the cliff. My first impression of Mexico was bad because a police officer pulled us over, and I was scared because I didn’t know what the police officer was going to do to us. Well, he didn’t do nothing to us. It was funny because my dad stepped out of the vehicle, and I saw him give the police officer some money. My dad jumped back into car, and we all left, headed back toward our apartment in Tecate. My first impression of Tecate was bad because we got pulled over by a police officer. I also remember the streets being made of only dirt, and there were no street signs on the roads. So we settled into our apartment in Tecate. The next morning, our neighbors informed my family that water only came two times a day. Once at 7:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m., so it was not like in California where you could have water all day long. We could not believe that we had to wait for the water to come. It’s really strange how the sewer system works in Tecate, but that’s what happened. It was tough for us even to cross the streets because anywhere we went in the city, the streets were made of dirt. The city was kind of ugly, but the people that lived in Tecate were so happy with so little. Every now and then, the thought of me wanting to leave Tecate would cross my mind. I would even now and then say to myself, Why does our country not want us and why did our country kick us out? Well, that was how I felt at that time, and I didn’t know what to think. I was only eight years old at that time. I was only a kid, and everything in my life was moving too fast. So I felt like life was really tough for me and everything was hard because I knew there was no stability in my family. I felt like we had no stability because we would always be moving from one place to another. One day I talked to my mom and asked her, “Hey, Mom, why did the police take you, Mom? And why did you get arrested?” She told me she got arrested because the police believed she was doing bad things. When she told me this, she started to cry on my right shoulder. I hugged my mom and I quoted to her, “Mom, don’t despair, keep following the Word of God no matter what problems you may have.” When my mom heard me tell her this, she looked at me with a smile on her face and said, “You’re a very special boy.” Me and my family spent a lot of time together in Tecate because we mostly stayed home. We never went out because the streets of Tecate were too dangerous. One day a masked man broke into our next-door neighbor’s apartment and held a seven-year-old girl hostage with a knife to her throat. The masked man was later shot and killed by the Tecate police. So this was the kind of dangerous activity that was going on around us. I remember having to see Mom cry by herself in her room. I heard her talk to herself and say in a sad voice, “Why was I deported?” Even though she knew she had committed a felony, she would repeat these words over and over to herself. I was really mad at my government, the U.S. government, because they took my mom’s residency, and I had to see this really affected her. There was not one day my mom cried about her deportation. I did not mind living poor in Tecate because me my and family became really close during our stay in Tecate. I was happy that me and my family were united and God was with us. I figured that the key thing to my family’s happiness was that we had God and each other. I mean, wouldn’t you be happy to have your family at your worst times? Well, days went by in Tecate, and my mom did not enroll us in school. She did not enroll us in school in Tecate because she feared that one of us might get killed. During this time, there was a lot of random killings in Tecate. Although, my mom did allow us to attend church every Sunday morning. I loved attending church on Sunday morning because this was the only time when I was able to interact and play with kids my age. One Sunday when I attended church, I prayed and said something that I shouldn’t have said. I prayed wrong because my Spanish was very broken. I said “The angels have pigs like us,” which in translation in Spanish is “Los angeles tienen puercos como nosotros.” What I was supposed to say was “the angels have bodies like us.” Well, because of this, the nun came up to me, pulled my left ear, and kicked me out of church. When I was out of the church, I told the nun, “You did not have to pull my ear, you stupid bitch. It’s not my fault my Spanish is bad.” The nun then chased me out of the parking lot with a long brown stick in her right hand. She was not able to catch up to me. Although until this day, I knew I should have not spoken to that nun the way I did, but people don’t have a right to put a hand on you. Only your parents have that right as long as they don’t abuse you. So those are the kind of things that happened in Tecate. Chapter 9 On Our Way Back to Cali I can only remember so very little of this place because there wasn’t much to do like I said earlier. The only thing that kept us together was my family and God. This was the key to our happiness and the key to everything that went on in our family. So as time went by in Tecate, the total time we spent there was three months. So three months after arriving in Tecate, my mom and dad felt safe going back to California. So we packed our things and left back to California. We came back to California in 1990 a couple months later. When we came back to California, everything seemed to be so different, and I was still eight years old. I don’t know what it was about California looking so beautiful on our way back. The air was clean, and the roads had road signs. One thing for sure was that I was happy to be back in California. Or maybe it was just that our experience in Mexico was not the best. So when we arrived in our apartment that was located in Redwood City, California, which was an apartment complex located in 200 Dumbarton, my first impression of this neighborhood was really bad. There were a lot of drugs, gangs, shootings, and drug dealers. Our first night, we experienced our first drive-by shooting. We were all sleeping when this happened, and it was around two in the morning when this happened. My dad quickly ran into our room to see if we were all okay. Once he saw we were all okay, he left and closed our door. That night, me and my brothers and sisters could not sleep because we were so afraid. Our apartment was so small. There was only one bedroom that was as big as an office building, and all five of us, me and my other four siblings, stayed in that one bedroom. My mom and dad slept in the living room. Our apartment was infested with rats and roaches. Everything about the apartment was poor, but once again, what made our apartment good was that our family was together. The worst thing about where we lived was, of course, our neighborhood. Our neighborhood was very, very bad. I mean, every day when you would go out, you’d see the Norteños up in the corner, smoking marijuana or fighting. At four in the morning, five in the morning, even at eight in the morning, you’d hear these guys being rowdy, drinking, doing whatever they did, so this was the toughest part about living on Dumbarton Street. Our neighborhood was so bad that anytime you would go out to the store, you’d have to watch your back. I mean, you’d never know when you might get shot, or you’d never know when somebody might try to rob you for your money. It’s hard when you’re a kid and have to see all the violence that was going on in our neighborhood. I would see people get beat up by the gang members for no reason. This was just the way the way 200 Dumbarton was. Chapter 10 The Ghetto Our neighborhood was also known as LMG, which stands for Little Mexico, and the G, of course, stands for gangsters. Well, that’s what these guys that hung around in this corner called themselves. We did the best we could to keep ourselves out of trouble. I mean, at least my parents did the best they could to keep us out of trouble. They did a very good job because my father never let us go outside. Very rarely would he let us go out and play due to all the violence that surrounded us in our neighborhood of Dumbarton Street, also known as Little Mexico. In Dumbarton Street, I would see a lot of things, and this was where I learned what the street life was all about. Even though I did not want to be a part of these gangs in this neighborhood, in some way, somehow, we all had to be a part of it. I say I was a part of it because during these times that we lived in this neighborhood, my parents were also drug dealers, so they sold drugs. So it’s not like my family was not participating in illegal activity. Yeah, we did, and we did it to make a living for all of us because rent was about $1,000, and my dad still couldn’t afford to pay rent. He made so little in his two jobs. My dad was a cook at Nordstrom, and he also worked a night job at a catering company. He was a dishwasher at this catering company, which didn’t pay much. My parents did the best they could, and the neighborhood, unfortunately, was a negative environment for us. I never forgot that my mom used to give me a box of rock cocaine, and I would take it to a guy named Ron in the Laundromat of the apartment complex in Dumbarton Street. Ron would give me money in exchange for the rock cocaine that was in a Marlboro cigarette carton from what I can remember. I would the take the money that Ron gave me for the drugs back to my mom. I loved my mom very much so I wanted to do everything for her, even if it was distributing drugs. In a way, 200 Dumbarton was teaching me something else that San Jose or Tecate never taught me, or maybe I was just growing up. I never told my mom that I knew she was a drug dealer because I didn’t want to scare her or make her sad, but she and I knew the truth of what they were doing. Sometimes you think your kids don’t know, but they do know. I was very observant. Everything was really tough for us because we had no other way out. Our neighbors were really bad. Our neighbors used to eat skunk. They would cook it and eat it; how sick. The bad thing was that they lived on the right side of us, and it smelled so bad. I remember when we would come back from class from school, there would always be a foul odor coming from that apartment complex. When we would walk into our apartment, the smell was so strong it was crazy. I could not believe someone would eat skunk. We were defined by where we came from in our neighborhood, so when the police would come by, they would see us and they would think we were maybe gangbanging. Or they would think that we were doing something illegal. One day when I came out of my apartment, I remember looking around, thinking, I’m ready to go to school. The next thing I saw was a man putting a gun on one man’s head and telling him, “I’m gonna kill you.” I remember seeing that and thinking, Wow, what kind of society do we live in? What kind of world do we live in? After all of this happened, I said to myself, and I quote, Our Father Lord controls my actions and your actions. So we should come up with a peaceful way to resolve our problems. You and I are his children, so let’s make up and love one another. So these were the kind of things that went through my mind. Chapter 11 Off to School When I was eight years old, my mom enrolled me in a school called Garfield, which was fifteen minutes away from where I lived in 200 Dumbarton. When I got enrolled into Garfield, I was placed in second grade. I was eight years old and I was one year behind, which was fine with me. Second grade was kind of fun because I got to meet a lot of cool people. I had, like, seven friends in second grade, which was kind of cool because not everybody had a lot of friends, but I made a lot of friends. During my times in Garfield, I learned a lot as a kid. I had good teachers, and we did a lot of interesting things. In this school, I learned how to read, and it’s where I learned math and English to just being. My school days at Garfield Elementary School were very fun. This was the school I came to and this was the school that I started off in, and I am proud of it. The total years I spent in Garfield were four years. All my grades included second grade, third grade, fourth grade, fifth grade, and sixth grade. All these years were great because I got to meet a lot of interesting kids and I got to learn a lot, and this was where I began my journey of school. I loved going to school because being in school was an escape from all my problems at home. One day when me and my four siblings returned from school, my mom was very stressed out because she had broken a piece of a cabinet my dad purchased the night before. Thirty minutes went by when I heard my dad’s footsteps coming into the apartment, and I heard the door open. The very first words out of my dad’s mouth to my mom were “Hey, bitch, what are you doing? Why is the apartment furniture all messed up?” My mom was trying to apologize to my dad by letting him know that the furniture was okay. My dad was upset for some, so they started fighting. I heard everything. I came out to stop my dad, and I told my dad, “Dad, stop beating my mom.” And he told me, “Get the hell out of his house.” He told me, “You’re not my son and you tell your brothers and sisters too to get out of the house. You are all not my kids.” I felt really bad, but that’s just the way it was for us. When all this happened at home, I said to myself, With God by my side, I can achieve anything. My worst enemies will not prosper for the power of God is far greater than any man on this planet. I said this to myself because I felt my dad was my enemy because he hit my mom. School to me was a way out—out of the neighborhood and out of our apartment. Problems always came about because we were very poor. Chapter 12 Living Poor and Gangs We didn’t have a lot of money, and of course, both my parents were drug dealers, and that’s what they did to earn a living. That was what they did in order for us to strive and move ahead. Anytime I would come home, I would pretend like I didn’t care what my mom and dad were talking about because conversations about drugs would come about. One thing that they would talk about a lot was “the shit.” I didn’t know what “the shit” meant, although little by little, I started knowing what the shit meant, which meant drugs—cocaine. So at that moment in time at my house, I started gaining knowledge about drugs and what drugs do and what they are. Growing up in my neighborhood at 200 Dumbarton, I got to see a lot of things, and it’s an experience of a lifetime that I will never forget. Here is where I learned people skills because I got to interact with a lot of the homeless that lived in my corner, and I got to interact with a lot of the Norteños that lived in our corner. A lot of them would talk to me about drugs and what they did. A lot of them would show me what marijuana did, although none of the gangsters from our corner ever picked on us or fought with us because we never gave them a reason to fight with us or give us a problem. For the most part, they were respectful. Although they did invade our space as far as smoking marijuana in our parking lots and smoking marijuana in front of our apartment complex, they never went out of their way to cause me any harm or give me any problems. I figured it was all about respect because when I would walk the street, I would never talk back or say anything to them because they never gave me any reason to fight with them. There were a couple of guys that hung out on the corner. One of them went by the name of Froggie. The other one went by the name of Junior. These were the two main guys that I remember because they’re the ones that were the head of the gang—at least, that’s how I felt because they were the ones always distributing things that I don’t even want to mention. The gangsters on our block, for some reason, did not cause any harm to my family, although the gangsters on our block acted like they owned the neighborhood. I always thought the gang in our neighborhood owned our neighborhood, but at this time, I was a kid, and that’s what I thought. When you’re a kid, the gangsters make you think that they are the toughest, they’re the best, they’re the rulers. I speak a lot of the gang in my neighborhood because that was the majority of the things that I saw. In my neighborhood, I had to see these gang members do their trouble. I had to see these gang members do what they did. Anytime I’d walk to school, I’d see them smoking weed or hanging around the corner. I basically saw these guys as a waste of life. I saw them as a waste of life because I saw they had nothing going for them. A lot of them were missing their teeth. A lot of them were disappearing, coming in and out of jail. A lot of them were just wasting their lives by doing nothing with it, and I got to see a lot of that. Chapter 13 Where the Fighting Begins When I would go to school, my teachers would ask me why I was so troubled. My teachers would ask me why I was so troubled because a lot of times in class, I would fight. My first fight was in Garfield school, which was in sixth grade. I fought this other Samoan kid who thought he was tougher than me, so I stood up to him and said, “Hey, you’re not tougher than me. I’m the toughest kid in class.” So we got into a fight, a fistfight, and this was in sixth grade. By this time, I was already twelve years old, which was sixth grade, and this was my first fight that I had in school, so I remember being pulled by security in the school and they took me to the office. I went to the principal’s office, and she asked me why I had gotten into a fight. I told her that I got into the fight because the boy that wanted to fight me thought he was tougher than me. I never backed down in any fight. If anything, I liked to fight. I don’t know what caused me to fight. I don’t know what brought that in me. All I knew was that violence to me wasn’t scary anymore. I wasn’t afraid. I wasn’t afraid to get hurt. I wasn’t afraid to fight. I always knew that I always had a good heart. I always loved my friends. I always loved the people around me, but for some reason, I intimidated a lot of people, and I intimidated a lot of people because I was insecure about myself because I wanted them to know that I was protecting myself and I was not going to let them step all over me. Maybe I was like that because of my past, because of when I was a kid, or because of the times I had attended shelter, or because of the times the police had taken my mother, or maybe I just had aggression against the world because of my past and what had happened to me. At least, that’s what I felt when I was twelve years old, although I never spoke to anybody about it. Chapter 14 Cheating As time went on in my neighborhood, things seemed to get worse and worse. My father and mother were not having too many good times at that time when I was twelve years old. One day when I came back home from school, I saw my mother crying. My mother was crying with a lot of emotion, and I wanted to know what was going on with her. My mother had mentioned to me, told me that my father was gone. I asked her why. She told me that my father had cheated on her and had left her for another woman. This was very tough because I had to see my mom cry, and she was really hurt when my father cheated on her. My father was gone, my mother was crying, and my family was in despair. We were all sad. We didn’t know what to do for my mother. She was crying really bad. The only other thing for us to do was comfort my mother, but that’s as much as we can do. There was nothing else we could do for her. I loved my mother very much, and I talked to her. The hardest thing about seeing her cry was that she had to come up to me and tell me, “Hey, son, your father cheated on me. I love you so much and I don’t want to lose you guys, and I don’t want to lose my family.” I said, “Mother, Speak to God freely whatever is on your mind and he will listen. The Lord will build your knowledge and strength faster than all the years you have lived and studied. For he is our master and creator.” I remember these times were very sad. These times were very sad because my dad was gone and my mother was very hurt. As time went by, Christmas came, and once again this time, our family was missing another piece of our family, which was my father. My father was gone for several months due to the fact that he cheated on my mother, and we spent Christmas without him, and this Christmas, we did not receive any gifts or a tree, nor did we have all of our family together. All I remember during this Christmas was everybody was split up. Some of my brothers went with one of my aunts. My other sisters went with my other aunt, and I stayed home with my mom, so we were by ourselves during this Christmas year. It was really sad, but that’s just the way it was. I remember feeling a lot of anger toward my father. From that day on, I had no love for my father or respect for him. Although I never told him till this day that that’s how I felt about it, but that’s the simple truth because when you see your father hurt your mother, it’s really hurtful because you see a man breaking a heart of a woman who you always respected, who you look up to. Even if the man is your father, you still look at him as a man and you think of a man. He’s supposed to do his job, protect his family, and that’s something my dad did not do at that time. Chapter 15 Life Goes On So as time went by, my father and mother ended up getting back together. At this time, I was already in seventh grade. I was in middle school. By this time I was thirteen years old and attending seventh grade. I went to a school called McKinley Middle School. This was the school I attended. I remember my first day in school was so great. The school was so big. I’d never been to a middle school before. I actually had a locker, and I had different classes. I had, like, six periods, with each period containing a different class—math, science, world studies, PE, and different **** other classes. When class would end at the middle school, I would always come back home. I would come back home because that’s what my mother and father told me to do. They did not want me hanging around other kids in my block, so they told me to come back home. I remember coming back home and being so isolated from all the other kids. I was upset because my mother and father wouldn’t let me go outside and play or be with my friends at that age. I was only thirteen, so of course I wanted to hang out, go to the movies, and do fun things, but my parents wouldn’t let me do it. They were too protective of us. I guess it was a good thing. They did not want us to go anywhere that didn’t have to do with school or church. They only wanted us to go to school and go to church. That’s all we did, so when I would come back home from school, I would be really upset because I knew that there was gonna be nothing to look forward to. I was just gonna come back home and do my homework and work on my homework. That was all really tough for me, and still, at the time that all this was going on, I knew my mom and dad were still selling drugs. I knew sooner or later they might get caught, something might happen, and eventually, they were going to go back to jail—both of them—and it was going to happen, so anyway, one day I went to school. I was still in seventh grade at this time. I remember going to my computer class, and this day I was so upset because my mother and father were having problems, and we were in a one-bedroom apartment that was so small and there were so many of us. We were all packed into that one little apartment, which made things hard because we would always get into arguments and fights. Imagine living in a one-bedroom apartment and being stuck in there all day, not being able to go to the store, go out anywhere, and having to be around your brothers basically all day and not playing or doing anything but being in your bed or watching TV. Now that’s really tough because when you’re a kid, you want to be out and be playing, so this day, when I went to class, I remember there was a student sitting behind me at McKinley Middle School. The very first thing was this kid in the computer class tapped me on the shoulder. I turned back to look at him, and he says “Hey,” pulls out a picture of a dog, and says, “Hey, this dog looks like your mother.” I remember getting so quiet, being so relaxed that I knew I was gonna do something. I was relaxed because I already knew I had a plan and what I was gonna do with this kid. My very first reaction was to stand up. I reached over the teacher’s desk. I grabbed the stapler and I threw it at his face. I threw it so hard at his face that it ripped his face apart. There was blood everywhere. All the students around me were very surprised at my anger and what I did. Everybody looked afraid like they were scared of me. Even my teacher was afraid of me. The very first thing she did was call security, and I was escorted to the office. When I walked into the principal’s office, he said “Oh my god. What did you do? How can you do something like this? How can you throw a stapler at someone’s face? Do you know what you did to this poor kid?” I knew what I did to the kid. I laughed at the principal. I didn’t care what anybody told me. He wanted to know why I was so angry. Nobody knew why I was angry. Right now I can tell everybody, now that I’m writing this book, that I was mad at the world. I was mad at myself. I was mad at my family because we struggled so much when we were young. We struggled so much and I was tired of life. I was tired of everything that was going on around me. I was tired of my parents selling drugs. I was tired of living in that ugly neighborhood where there was nothing but negativity going around, although I couldn’t express myself at that time because I was so young, so young and dumb, didn’t care about life. I wasn’t gangbanging at that time, but I could tell you that I had a very negative mentality and I had very negative thoughts going through my mind at that time. Chapter 16 Lost Child One thing that I have to tell all parents today is watch your kids. Get to know them. Get to really think what they’re thinking and maybe you will get a little bit further into their mind and be able to help your son out or your daughter out. I did not get a lot of attention at home. That is one of the main things I remember. Attention was not for me. My mom and dad wouldn’t really pay attention to me, not even my brothers and my sisters. I was pretty much a loner, which made things harder for me because I didn’t know how to express my feelings to anybody. I just remained quiet, remained sad, and remained bitter, and that bitterness would grow in me when I would go to class, and school was where I took all of my aggression out because a lot of students around me would talk to me as kids, and I would look at them with anger because I would see how free and happy they were, and me, I was such in my own mind, very bitter to the world—very bitter at the world because of what had happened to my mom in the past and my dad in the past. At that time, at that age (thirteen), I remember hating the police. I did not like the police. I despised them. I hated them. I didn’t want a cop near me. I didn’t want to see cops. I hated cops very, very much. I hated cops very much because of what they did to my family, because of what they did to my mother, because they took her away many times in the past, so my goal was to go to jail. My goal was to end up in jail. My goal was to be in jail and get to see these police officers so I could fight with them. Yeah, I had a pretty bad mentality. Yeah, I was thinking negative at this time. Why did I think like this? I don’t know, but these are the kind of things that kids think when they grow up in a really bad environment and in a bad home, so maybe if adults would take the time a little bit to talk to their kids and really see how their minds are working, maybe there would be a lot less violence in the world. I can tell you this because at one point in my life, I was kid. At one point in my life, I was violent. I liked to fight. I didn’t care about anybody. I didn’t care about myself. I didn’t care about my parents. I didn’t care about anything. I was young, dumb, and ignorant. In my household, in middle school, I never remembered getting any praises for anything, although my mom would look at me and tell me how bad I was doing and how bad I was. My parents and everybody pretty much thought that I was going to be nobody because of how I was, because of what kind of person I was. One thing I do remember though was always having a good heart. I always cared for people to eat. I was never greedy. One thing that I would do was give my plate of food for somebody else. I did this throughout my whole life, from elementary school to middle school, and eventually, it followed me throughout my whole life. Yes, I did like to fight. Yes, I did think negative, but I also had a good side to me. One thing I never understood about myself was I had a good side. The only thing that I learned in my neighborhood and in my past was I was a bad boy, because that’s the way I was treated and that’s the way I thought at that stage at the age of thirteen. Chapter 17 Growing Up and Immature Once I got to eighth grade, things seemed to be a little bit worse for me. They seemed to be worse for me because every student that I would see, I would pick a fight with them every single day of my eighth grade year in middle school. In eighth grade in middle school, things got very, very bad at home and especially at school. I got suspended at least seven times in middle school in the beginning of the year. This was only my third month into middle school. I was very out of control. I didn’t know what to do. At that age was when I picked up my first bottle of alcohol. I remember going home very drunk. My mom noticed that I was drunk. She was so upset with me. I remember coming into the home, and she was slapping me across my face and telling me how disappointed she was at me, although at that time, I didn’t care anymore because I was already bad. I was already getting into fights, and I was already involved with bad people. One day I went to class, and I purchased a knife from my friend. This day was really bad because our whole class happened to get searched that day. I was subsequently searched. We were searched that day for some reason in class, and the teacher found a knife in my backpack. I had the knife because my friend had sold it to me earlier in the day. Wow, what a coincidence. So I got sent to the principal’s office, and once again, my mom was back in my school. Nothing new. She was in my school a lot of times from the past fights I’ve had, but this time it was for a pocketknife. My mom looked at me with so much anger. She was so sad and said, “Wow, I don’t want you to end up in jail like I did. What are you doing to yourself? What’s going on?” I looked at my mom, and I was so upset because I knew she was selling drugs along with my father, and I looked at her like she was such a hypocrite. Little did she know what I felt. Little did she know that I knew that she was selling drugs along with my father. This was the year that my mom got caught. My mom got caught by the police, and she was arrested. She told me a story about her driving over to a quinceañera that my sister was participating in, and a deputy sheriff had pulled her over. He had pulled her over because she had a headlight out on her car. Apparently, my mom had a warrant out for her arrest. Although she had no drugs in her possession at this time, my mom was once again arrested. I was in eighth grade. Everything was going back to the way they were when I was a kid, when I was six years old. When I found out about the news that my mom was arrested, I was so sad. I didn’t know what to do. This was around May. I was almost due to graduate from middle school. When all this happened, I felt terrible, although I knew that this time, we were not gonna go to a shelter because we were a little bit older. It made me appreciate the fact that I was growing up. I hated to see my dad teary eyed, I remember seeing his eyes very puffy from all the tears. He was so sad and he was even crying because my mom was arrested once again. One month later, my mom was released. Thank God she came back home, but during the time she was in jail, I was suspended several more times from school for fighting. Of course, that was typical of me. I’m even surprised I graduated from middle school, and I actually did. How awesome. I graduated from middle school. My mom was back home. Once my mom was back home, everything seemed to be great, although the neighborhood was still the same, the same drug dealers, the same people doing the same things that were going on around our neighborhood. Nothing changed in our neighborhood. I saw a lot of people there that were hopeless. Nothing seemed to be positive about these people. They liked to do drugs. They liked to smoke. They liked to do nothing but negative things, and that was really tough for us because we felt like there was no other way out in this neighborhood, and there really wasn’t, because there were really no people to look up to in this neighborhood, although the one good thing was that we had school. That was what kept us going—my brothers, my sisters, and myself. Chapter 18 High School When I got to ninth grade, my freshman year was the toughest because now I was in a really bigger school with a lot of bigger kids, and I remember I still had the macho mentality. I attended Sequoia Union High School in Redwood City, California. In my first year in my first day in class, I got into a fight with another student. This was really bad because, first of all, my mom already knew how I was and what my mentality was, so she was scared to send me to high school. My first day in class, this student had come up to me and told me to move from the desk. I remember looking up to the student and saying, “No, this is not your desk.” He looked at me and said, “I’m a junior. I’m bigger than you. Get out of my desk.” So I got up; I pushed him, and we got into a fight, a fistfight, so I fought him like crazy. We rolled around the desk. I got up. I ran toward one of the desks. I pulled out some Scotch Tape and a stapler from the teacher’s desk and whatever objects I could grab and I started throwing them at him. I remember being so out of control, I had, like, two security guards and a couple of students grab me and hold me and escort me to the principal’s office. My principal at the time was Mr. Najak. He wanted to know what was wrong with me. He wanted to get into my mind and see what was going on. My mom came over to the principal’s office and told him that I had no hope, that I was fighting since middle school and she didn’t know what was wrong with me. Mr. Najak told my mom to leave the office. I talked to Mr. Najak ****, the high school principal, and he asked me what was wrong. I told him that I didn’t know why I did what I did. I told him that I was really angry, that we were having a lot of problems at home. Although I only told him briefly what was going on at home, and me in my mind, I can tell everybody now that what was going on through my mind was that I was very upset because I felt like my home life was terrible because I had no communication with my parents. My parents gave me no attention. The only time they gave me attention was when I got into a fight. That was the only time when I really got any sort of attention, so I liked to fight and I liked the attention from my mother and father. That’s the only time I really seemed to get it. It did not mean nothing to me that I was not going to make it through high school and become something, because as long as I got the attention from fighting, that was all that I needed. That’s what made me feel good, which I look back at now and say, “Wow, how dumb did I think? How dumb was I?” Chapter 19 Time Passing By So as high school went on, I still kept doing the same things. I still kept fighting, being negative, coming back home. I even hung out one day with the Norteños from my block, and I started thinking like them. I started wanting to be like them. At that point when I realized that, for some reason, I backed off a little bit and I said “Is this what I really want?” because I saw one of the gang members get beat for no reason. He got beat up when he came with his buddies, and once I saw that, I said, “Wow, there’s no loyalty to any of these guys. There’s no real love in these guys.” I don’t want to be like them, so that was pretty much the last time I ever hung out with them. I wasn’t part of the gang or anything, but I started wanting to affiliate myself with them, so almost at the end of my school year in my freshman year, my very last fight was in May of my freshman year. That was the very last fight I got into, and I’m going to say it’s the last fight I got into because this fight was probably the worst. I did the same thing I did in seventh grade. I threw staplers at a kid during science class because he was making fun of me and I didn’t like that. For some reason, I seemed to like to throw things at people, maybe because I thought that if I would throw something at them, I could hurt them more than if I were to punch them. A lot of the fights that I got into were pretty much fistfights, but my worst angry reactions were when I would lose it; I would snap and I would start throwing things at people because I felt like I was losing my mind. I didn’t like anybody telling me anything. I remember my mom coming to school and the teacher telling her that they might expel me. For some reason, I did not get expelled, and that year, I did terrible. I got nothing but NCs. An NC stood for no credit, so I got no credit for the year of my freshman year. During the summer after my freshman year, my home was kind of tough. Everything was sad. It was kind of hot, and things weren’t going good for us because we had no more money. One day my father went out and had a drug sale. This day was very bad. My dad had gone to a house in San Jose to sell some drugs. He got caught. My father was arrested and taken into custody for selling drugs. Once my father was arrested, he was released immediately the following day, and when he came back home, it was really tough for us because I had never seen him so sad. He was very, very sad. I can’t remember ever seeing a time my dad being this sad. For some reason, because this happened or because this happened to my dad, it had changed me. It had changed me because the police actually did something positive for once—took my dad away. I was always angry at my father because he was never close to me. I was always angry at my father because my father, sometimes at night, he would always go kiss my brother, Jose, and my brother, Luis, and he would always forget to kiss me. I always felt like maybe I was not his son because of that. I would always wonder why he would never kiss me. Why would he kiss my brothers Jose and Luis? Why would he never kiss me? I was always mad about that, but anyway, I got a different inspiration when my dad got arrested. I don’t know what it was, although I can tell you this—that God changed my life from that moment on. I feel like everything is done through God’s time, so at that moment, at that time, God chose to put something in my life that made me think differently. I joined a cadet program for the San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office at that age. At that time, I was fifteen years old, and when I joined the San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office, it changed my life forever because I felt like it gave me a different outcome. I became a cadet. I did a lot of things that I’d never done before as a cadet, and I got to see a lot of different things, so this program kept me out of trouble throughout my high school years, which was good, and it kept me out of my house and Dumbarton Street. Chapter 20 Out of the Ghetto By the age of eighteen, we moved out of Dumbarton Street. I had made it. Wow, I had made it. I graduated high school. I joined the Explorer Program, and that kept me out of trouble. Big, big plus. At this age, at eighteen, I learned to love the police officers. I learned to love cops. I remember seeing all the deputy sheriffs, and I wanted to be just like them. I no longer hated the police. Police were out of my mind for good. My mother and father stopped selling drugs and changed their lives for good. They were no longer selling drugs. Everything was great with my parents. By the age of twenty, I left the Explorer Program, and I had served five years with the San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office as a cadet. I went to school, to college, and during that time that I was going to college, my parents moved to a mobile home park in Redwood City, and this mobile home park was pretty good because we were finally out of our neighborhood in 200 Dumbarton, which was good, although I figured that my problems were not over yet. I knew that life was going to be a struggle for the rest of my life. Eventually, as an adult, I started testing with the San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office in my hometown of Redwood City and got hired as a sheriff at the age of twenty-three on May 8, 2006, and now I’m proud to say I’m an employee for the San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office. My life was tough. Everything was hard, but I made it, although I’ve got to say that God played a big role in my life. Because of all the things that happened in my life, I struggled a lot. I suffered a lot, but throughout my way, God stayed with me. Eventually throughout my career, I started learning more and more, and I started learning more and more about myself. All the things that I would see in the jail would give me flashbacks, but I would thank God every day that I had something good going for me. One day I went to church, and God changed my life forever. I went to church, and God touched me in a way that he had never touched me before. I remember walking into the church. I opened up my mind. I opened up my heart and I allowed God to enter my heart, and from that day on, I had forgiven everything in my life—my mom going to jail, us having to struggle, me getting abused in the shelter, and all the things that happened to me since I was a kid. All I’ve got to tell everybody today is all you people, all you folks that read my book, thank you for reading my book and God bless you all. Don’t ever forget—all of you kids, mothers, parents, grandparents, everybody in this world—that life always has ups and downs, but we need to learn to live for both. I love you all. God bless you all, and may you all have a beautiful life. Thank you, Lord, for everything you’ve done for me, for my family. Thank you for blessing me with every single opportunity you’ve given me. Now I know today that I wrote this book. Now I know that the Lord has something for me, and not only does he have something for me, he’s got something for all of you, something very special. Don’t ever forget to pray and realize that there is a God, no matter how things get for you. There is a God. He does exist. He does live. Whether you’re five, seven, ten, eleven, twenty, thirty, it’s never too late to realize that there is a God, so don’t feel bad if you experience a lot of bad things in life. Don’t feel bad because you’ve committed a crime or have done something bad. You can change what you did. You will get something good out of your life because, I tell you this, just like you, I make mistakes too. Just like you, I sin too. Nobody’s perfect. One thing that God put in my heart I will share with all of you is, “We all have our weak areas in communication, but that’s why our God will put people in your path to help you. Be wise and find those people who God chose to be in your life and use them for the areas in your life that you may not be good at. Those people will fill the gaps of your weaknesses because our Lord Father already had planned to put them in your life. For example, if you’re a good speaker but not a good teacher, you can speak to your fellow brothers and sisters. One out of the five people you speak to will listen, and they will posses a skill of teaching. So you speak, and they teach. Here is where a good congregation begins to form. Then success will come along in your life. This is where God works in each and every one of us. This goes to show how God gave each and every one of his children something special. Remember, you may not posses every skill, but this is why God will put people in your path so you and your fellow brothers and sisters can help one another.” Don’t let nobody bring you down. God bless you all. Peace and
04-02-2010, 01:46:20: Bound for Glory Mr. David Farias Chapter 1 Hateful Police It all started when I was a little boy in San Jose, California. The year was 1986. My mom was asleep, and my dad was asleep. As me and my brother Jose were crossing the street, all I could remember was hearing a bang. Wow! I got hit by a car. Well, from that day on, my life was changed forever . . . I woke up in the hospital covered in blood. I was just a boy. Anyways, when I woke up, it was nighttime, so I assumed I was on a coma for fourteen hours. When I opened my eyes, I saw I had a lot of tubes running down my hands. There was blood flowing through those tubes; I was so scared I ripped them off and tried to leave the hospital. This is where my journey begins. My family is a pretty big family; there are four kids, including me. My mom and dad both emigrated from Mexico. So if you can imagine, already two people with five kids. Wow, what a struggle life was going to be. My first memory takes place again in San Jose, California. We lived in a rented house with another family. The house was very average looking. I can’t remember the address, but what I do remember is the bad memories of that house. That house had two rooms and a total of two families, which totaled to about twelve people living in it. One morning, we were all sleeping. Suddenly I heard a loud bang. The very first words I could hear were “Everybody get the f——k up.” I jumped up from the floor in the living room where I was sleeping along with my two brothers and two sisters. When I jumped up from the floor, there was a police officer already on top of me. He told me, “Boy, you better not make a move.” I told him “Okay.” So I lay back down, and I was so scared. I was only four years old when all of this happened to my family. As I lay on the floor in the living room, I saw the undercover cops break down both doors of the rooms. My parents, along with the other family of five, were ordered out of the rooms at gunpoint. I remember looking into my mother’s eyes as she was coming out of the room, and seeing her cry was the hardest part of that situation for me because that was my first time ever seeing her cry. Well, this was the first time I had ever seen her cry. When I saw her cry, it was very new to me. I couldn’t believe that my mom was crying. I looked over her shoulder, and I saw my dad crying also, and I told myself, I must be strong for all of my family. Now if you were in my position, what would you do? When all of this happened, I got up and I told the police officers, “Hey, they did nothing wrong.” The next thing I heard was “Hey, boy, you better get the f——k down. This is not your problem.” I felt so angry that all this happened to my family. There was nothing else I could do at that moment but react aggressively and fight with the police. I know that choosing to fight against the police was wrong. Well, there is nothing I can do to change the past, but I look back at this today and I ask myself, Why do some kids grow up with so much aggression? In the end of that situation, the police let us all go, and we were told that it was all a misunderstanding. Chapter 2 Apartment In Dellwood Street Well, I was five years old when me and my family moved to Dellwood Street in San Jose, California. I was enrolled in kindergarten; I can’t remember the name of my school. My mom was in charge of waking me up and taking me to school. She would walk me every morning to school. I will never forget my very first teacher. Her name was Ms. Heyes. She treated me so well and loved me to death. I used to ask myself when I was a boy, Why does this white lady treat me so well? At this point in my life, I hated all white people because of how badly they treated me and my immigrant parents because we were so poor. Or maybe I hated white people because of how my dad believed and told me all the time that white people were better than us. I always told myself that we are all equal; even as a boy, I always felt equal in my mind and heart. Anyways, going back to my teacher. I was so surprised to see a blond-haired blue-eyed female love a poor Latino boy so much. She always gave me everything. She told me two words that have stuck with me till this day. One day, all of the students were out on lunchtime. I stayed in my class because I had no lunch ’cause my family was poor. I knew that I would have to wait until I got home to eat our one daily meal, which was our breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I didn’t want to see all the kids eating, so I chose not to be with them. I was sitting on a chair in the class, and Ms. Heyes told me, “Why aren’t you outside eating with all of the kids?” I started to cry and told her, “It’s ’cause my mom and dad have no money, and I can’t eat right now.” She then broke down in tears. She took me into her arms and held me and said, “You’re special.” I still remember those two loving words until today. I cried, and she cried with me for at least two minutes. Ms. Heyes then let me go and called one of the students that was eating out in the yard into the class. She asked that student for one of her sandwiches ’cause she had two. The student gave her the sandwich, which Ms. Heyes gave to me. When Ms. Heyes gave me the sandwich, I realized at that moment that not all white people were bad and that her love for me was far greater than the food. Ms. Heyes changed my way of thinking, but I know in my heart that God put her in my life for a reason. Do you have a special person that influenced you in a positive way? Well, time went on for me and my family in the Dellwood Street apartment. One day, I woke up; it was about 2:30 a.m. I walked out to the living room, and I noticed my mom and dad were missing. The very next thing I saw was the door to the outside open. Next to that door was my aunt passed out with a bottle of whiskey in her hands. I quickly took the whiskey out of her hands, and I tried to wake her up. I thought she was dead. That night I felt so alone and scared. The reason why I was scared was because I was unsure if my aunt was alive. Have you ever been unsure of yourself? My next action was to call the police, so I did. My brothers and sisters were all still asleep. When the police arrived, the police first asked for my parents. I told them I didn’t know where they were at. I remember the police walking around in the apartment, and they first took my aunt to bed. So I told myself, Yes, she is alive. The only problem was that the police saw the conditions we were living in, which were poor, so they decided to call child services. Not only that, at that time, they also got a hold of my parents and asked them to come back home. When my parents arrived, I saw the police cuff up only my mom and not my dad. Apparently, my dad was at work and my mom was out running errands, so she was taken into custody for child endangerment. This was not only hard for me, but it was hard for my two brothers and two sisters. I again had to see my mom cry as the police took her away. This time, I did not fight the cops. All my brothers and sisters were crying because we had just lost our mom and we were on our way to a shelter. Can you believe this? Child protective services took us. Wow, I told myself. It’s all my fault. I called the police. Was there a time when you blamed yourself for the pain and suffering your family had to endure? Chapter 3 Pain and Suffering On our way to the shelter, I cried so much. I hated myself so much. I felt like my mom going to jail was all my fault. When we arrived at the shelter located in Gilroy, California, me, my two brothers, and two sisters were all separated. I had no idea where they were all taken to. As I was being checked into the shelter, I was so scared and my body was shaking a lot. I was even approached by some female who was white at the shelter, and she said, “Hey, do you have a belt for those pants?” I told her in a scared tone that the pants I was wearing belonged to my father. The counselor then responded and said, “Why don’t you wear pants your size, you stupid Mexican.” When I heard her tell me that, I looked straight into her eyes and I started to cry a lot with so much emotion. She yelled at me and said, “Why are you crying! Shut the fuck up and come with me.” I heard what she said, but somehow, I could not move or stop crying from all of the sadness that I felt in my heart because I missed my mommy. The next thing I knew was I was being dragged all throughout the hallway of the shelter by this woman. I cried so loud, and as I was being dragged on the floor, I yelled for help to every adult that was around. It was no use; nobody helped. When we got to the dorm I was going to be housed in, this white lady picked me up from the floor and carried me into the dorm. Once inside the dorm, she yelled in a loud voice as she held me, “You dirty asshole, did you shit your pants?” I told her that I did poop in my pants in the hallway because I was scared. She then slapped me and threw me on the floor. She told me to get up, and I did. At that moment, I stopped crying because I didn’t want to get hit again. Her next words were “Follow me, dumb ass.” I followed this white lady to a shower stall where I was abused and showered with very hot water. At the end of the night, I was given a bed in a dorm, and I cried all night. This was the first time I had ever experienced so much pain. How would you feel if someone you didn’t know abused your child, old or young? As the days went on in the shelter, I had seen a lot. Kids were getting hit for no reason, and we were being punished whenever we asked for food. I remember feeling so lonely, and I had nobody. All my family was gone, and I was by myself. As weeks passed, Christmas came around. On Christmas, I woke up so excited because I could not wait to see if I was going to get a surprise gift. As the day went on, I began to feel really sad because no one had even taken their time to say “merry Christmas” to me. Once it was 10:00 p.m., the day was already over, and no one in my dorm got anything, not even a simple Christmas card. On that night, we watched the ten o’clock news. We saw a lot of kids getting toys and being with their families on the news. To me this was hard because it reminded me about my mom and family. I realized at this moment that Christmas was about being with family and not about toys. I realized this because my family was on my mind all day on Christmas. Five days later after Christmas, a shelter employee told me to pack my stuff because I was going home with my family. Wow, I told myself. I was so happy I jumped for joy. I could not wait to be with my family again. So I packed my stuff, and I was picked up by my uncle. I was finally out of the shelter. Was there a time in your life when you could not wait to be with your family again? Chapter 4 Reunited with My Family My way home from the shelter was so great for me. I couldn’t wait to get home. Once I got home in Dellwood, I was reunited with my parents and all my brothers and sisters. The weird part was that all my brothers and sisters were already home. So I was the last one to get home. My memory of my first day back home was so nice. Me and all my family went out to Chuck E. Cheese’s located in San Jose, California. As we all walked inside Chuck E. Cheese’s, me, my two brothers, and two sisters were so excited. My favorite memory of us in Chuck E. Cheese’s was seeing all my family smiling again. All my brothers and sisters were running around like crazy in Chuck E. Cheese’s. When we finished playing, my mom called us to the table so we could eat pizza. Once my whole family was at the table, I looked at every single family member. The first thing that came out of my mouth was “Sorry for everything, Mom.” my mom looked at me very teary eyed and said, “It’s okay, mijo.” That night we all ate good, and everybody was really happy. Has there ever been a time that you spent with your family and you were the center of attention? Months went by, and my family was good. I was back in school, of course still in kindergarten. One day while I was in class, an Asian man wearing a nice suit walked into my class. I saw him talking to my teacher, so I could not tell what they were talking about. My teacher then called me over to her desk. As I was walking toward her desk, I noticed the Asian man wearing the nice suit was still in the class, standing right next to my teacher. When I got to the desk, I asked my teacher what was going on. My teacher said, “David, there is something going on with your family. Please go with this man standing next to me.” So I turned my face and looked at the Asian man wearing the nice suit in straight into his eyes. I asked him who he was and where he was taking me. The Asian man responded by telling me that he was a detective with the police department. The very next words this Asian man said was “Son, you need to come with me right now. Your parents are in trouble, and you need to come with me.” I said okay. As soon as me and the detective walked out the class, I threw all of my books on the floor and I started to run away from him. The detective yelled, “Come back! Where are you going?” The reason why I ran was because at this point, cops (the police) I felt were my number 1 enemy. I felt they were my number 1 enemy because anytime they came into contact with me or my family, there always seemed to be a problem. Was there a time when you felt like you hated the police? So I ran and I ran until I reached the end of the school yard. I could see the detective right behind me. I had nowhere else to go, so I turned toward him. I should have never done this because the very next thing he did was tackle me to the ground. Oh my, that hurt so much. My face was bleeding, and I was bruised. He then got up and picked me up and told me if I was to run away again, he would take me to jail. So I walked back with him to the principal’s office. When we got to the principal’s office, I was given ice and Band-Aids for my cuts. The very first words out of my principal’s mouth were “David, your mom and dad have been arrested for selling drugs.” I fell on my knees and cried. “Why? Where are you guys taking me now?” Chapter 5 Back to the Shelter A tall uniformed policeman grabbed me by my shoulder and said, “Come with me.” So I left with this police officer. He drove me to a shelter in Gilroy, California. Once again I was separated from my family and lived in a shelter. So I felt like I had to start all over again. My life was very empty at this time. During my days in the shelter, I would always watch all the kids that were in the shelter with me. They would run, scream, laugh, and play as if they had no problems. Or maybe at this point, I just realized my family had too many problems. I really felt like giving up. I was just tired of everything; my mom was back in jail, my brothers and sisters, who knows where they were at. My days in the shelter were very empty. I always ate all by myself, and I really missed being with my family. One night while all of the kids were sleeping, I got up out of my bed to pray. I prayed because I missed my family and I wanted them back in my life. I didn’t know God when I was a kid. What I do remember is my mom would talk about him all the time. I remembered my mom telling me if I ever felt alone to pray to God. So as I prayed, I asked God to give me back my family, and I cried to him. Even though I didn’t know who he was, I figured at least I was making an effort. It’s better than me lying in bed and doing nothing about it. When I woke up the next morning, I felt a lot better, and I told myself, Wow, God heard me. These are all things I still remember till this day because at that moment in my life, I had nobody. The only person that did not fail me was God. During my time in the shelter, I had to learn to be alone because I didn’t have my brothers and my sisters. My mom and my dad were gone, and I had nobody. Thank God that my mom told me to pray to him because without that, I don’t know how I would have made it there in the shelter. All that time that went by, I always wondered where my family was. I wondered about my sisters, my brothers, my mom and dad. Everything was really tough for me because I didn’t know why I was there. All I was told was that my mom and dad were in jail for selling drugs. I don’t think that the shelter that I was staying at was the worst place in the world, but it was not the best place either because family was not there. Time passed by in the shelter, and finally, I was once again reunited with my family. Chapter 6 Reunited with My Family Once reunited with my family, we went to live in Campbell, California. Campbell was great because in Campbell, there was McDonald’s; there were day care centers. Everything was close by, even a school called Rosemary. Everything about Campbell fascinated me, and I was happy to once again be with my family and be out of the shelter. So we lived in this one apartment that was kind of broken-down. It was pink. It wasn’t too bright in color, and the funny thing was that the house was really dirty. There were a lot of roaches inside the house. Even though there were a lot of roaches in my house, I was just happy that I was once again with my family. One night on Christmas eve, everybody was sleeping; I was in my room. My dad walked into the room, and he woke me up. He said, “David, come out here. I want you to throw the garbage.” I said okay. So I went over to the closet; I grabbed my shoes. Due to the fact that we had a lot of roaches, I had to hit my shoes on the floor so the roaches would get out of my shoes, and that’s what I did before I went to go throw the garbage. So I shook my shoes, and a lot of roaches came out of my shoes, and I thought to myself at that age, Wow, this is what I get for Christmas, huh, roaches. Well, that’s how we lived. Early one morning, me, my two brothers, and two sisters were headed off to school. We attended Rosemary, which was located near our apartment in Campbell. When school ended and we got out of class, we returned back home. The first thing that I noticed was my mom was missing. I asked my dad where my mom was, and he told me that the police had taken her away from us. He told me that my mom was being taken to a place where she could become a better person. I was so sad that my mom, the most important person in my life, was gone. So now that my mom was gone, my dad had to work, cook, and clean for all of us kids. I remember these days as being some of our poorest times financially. Me, my two brothers, and two sisters didn’t have any toys, but what we did have was each other. So we would play with one another. Me and my brother Jose would wrestle, while my sisters, Amelia and Ericka, would play a game called house. I guess when people don’t have money, they get creative, because we for sure were very creative. During this time, I remember my dad would spoil my youngest brother, Luis. I always new Luis was his favorite because he would kiss him more than he would kiss anyone of us other kids. My dad would pick Luis up. He would then kiss him, and I always used to wonder why he didn’t do that to me, or maybe I was just jealous, but anyway, that’s how we lived. The hardest thing about not having my mom was the fact that she was not there to hold me. This was very tough for me, and I did not know who to turn to for comfort. My dad was a very cold person, and he did not know how to share his feelings. So I couldn’t talk to him or anybody about me being in need of my mom. I don’t know why those days were really poor for us. My dad had to work two jobs because the rent was too high. Sometimes he couldn’t pay the rent ’cause he didn’t make enough to pay the rent in full. During the day, we would stay at the day care center and my dad would go to work. During all this time that we were in the day care center, we would get shipped off from the day care center and straight into school. I never had money when I would arrive to school. One day I entered class in the morning, and I was so hungry my stomach was growling. I didn’t know what to do, but all I knew was that I was hungry. When the bell rang, it was lunchtime. Chapter 7 Lunchtime We all went out, and I had no lunch, I had no money, I had nothing. I looked around; I looked at the garbage can, picked out some food, and ate it. I ate it because I was hungry, so I ate food from the garbage, and that was what I did. When I ate the food from the garbage, I told myself I would rather eat food from the garbage than steal from other people, so that’s what I did. These times were very hard for me because my mom wasn’t there with us. She was gone, nowhere to be found. I love my family very much, and I’m sure you guys do too, but sometimes, separation of family can really affect kids. As days passed by, everything around me seemed to be so lonely because my mother was the missing piece of the puzzle. So my dad continued to work his two jobs, and day care was still there, providing services of babysitting for us. My brothers and sisters were all still there, but we were doing the same thing; being poor and having no mom. So a few months went by. Finally, my mom came back, but when she came back, the state had put an immigration hold on her because she was not a resident, so they told my mom she needed to turn herself in to the immigration department in Mexico. So me and my family packed our stuff from Campbell and prepared ourselves to leave for Mexico. When we packed all our things, everybody was scared, especially me, because we didn’t know what to expect from Mexico. I asked my dad, “Hey, Dad. Where are we going?” I wanted to be sure we were going to Mexico. My dad looked at me with a blank look and said, “We are going to Mexico.” I told him, “Dad, I don’t want to go to Mexico. I am scared.” My dad told me, “Well, you’re going to go to Mexico whether you like it or not.” So I said, “Okay, I guess I have no choice.” I was just a kid, so of course I could not tell my parents what to do. So we got off on our way to Mexico. Chapter 8 Arrived at Tecate We were on our way to Tecate, Mexico. Everything in Mexico looked much different than California. All the roads were not constructed correctly, and they were all made of pure dirt. I was afraid that we were going to end up driving off a cliff because there were no barriers blocking cars from going off the cliff. My first impression of Mexico was bad because a police officer pulled us over, and I was scared because I didn’t know what the police officer was going to do to us. Well, he didn’t do nothing to us. It was funny because my dad stepped out of the vehicle, and I saw him give the police officer some money. My dad jumped back into car, and we all left, headed back toward our apartment in Tecate. My first impression of Tecate was bad because we got pulled over by a police officer. I also remember the streets being made of only dirt, and there were no street signs on the roads. So we settled into our apartment in Tecate. The next morning, our neighbors informed my family that water only came two times a day. Once at 7:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m., so it was not like in California where you could have water all day long. We could not believe that we had to wait for the water to come. It’s really strange how the sewer system works in Tecate, but that’s what happened. It was tough for us even to cross the streets because anywhere we went in the city, the streets were made of dirt. The city was kind of ugly, but the people that lived in Tecate were so happy with so little. Every now and then, the thought of me wanting to leave Tecate would cross my mind. I would even now and then say to myself, Why does our country not want us and why did our country kick us out? Well, that was how I felt at that time, and I didn’t know what to think. I was only eight years old at that time. I was only a kid, and everything in my life was moving too fast. So I felt like life was really tough for me and everything was hard because I knew there was no stability in my family. I felt like we had no stability because we would always be moving from one place to another. One day I talked to my mom and asked her, “Hey, Mom, why did the police take you, Mom? And why did you get arrested?” She told me she got arrested because the police believed she was doing bad things. When she told me this, she started to cry on my right shoulder. I hugged my mom and I quoted to her, “Mom, don’t despair, keep following the Word of God no matter what problems you may have.” When my mom heard me tell her this, she looked at me with a smile on her face and said, “You’re a very special boy.” Me and my family spent a lot of time together in Tecate because we mostly stayed home. We never went out because the streets of Tecate were too dangerous. One day a masked man broke into our next-door neighbor’s apartment and held a seven-year-old girl hostage with a knife to her throat. The masked man was later shot and killed by the Tecate police. So this was the kind of dangerous activity that was going on around us. I remember having to see Mom cry by herself in her room. I heard her talk to herself and say in a sad voice, “Why was I deported?” Even though she knew she had committed a felony, she would repeat these words over and over to herself. I was really mad at my government, the U.S. government, because they took my mom’s residency, and I had to see this really affected her. There was not one day my mom cried about her deportation. I did not mind living poor in Tecate because me my and family became really close during our stay in Tecate. I was happy that me and my family were united and God was with us. I figured that the key thing to my family’s happiness was that we had God and each other. I mean, wouldn’t you be happy to have your family at your worst times? Well, days went by in Tecate, and my mom did not enroll us in school. She did not enroll us in school in Tecate because she feared that one of us might get killed. During this time, there was a lot of random killings in Tecate. Although, my mom did allow us to attend church every Sunday morning. I loved attending church on Sunday morning because this was the only time when I was able to interact and play with kids my age. One Sunday when I attended church, I prayed and said something that I shouldn’t have said. I prayed wrong because my Spanish was very broken. I said “The angels have pigs like us,” which in translation in Spanish is “Los angeles tienen puercos como nosotros.” What I was supposed to say was “the angels have bodies like us.” Well, because of this, the nun came up to me, pulled my left ear, and kicked me out of church. When I was out of the church, I told the nun, “You did not have to pull my ear, you stupid bitch. It’s not my fault my Spanish is bad.” The nun then chased me out of the parking lot with a long brown stick in her right hand. She was not able to catch up to me. Although until this day, I knew I should have not spoken to that nun the way I did, but people don’t have a right to put a hand on you. Only your parents have that right as long as they don’t abuse you. So those are the kind of things that happened in Tecate. Chapter 9 On Our Way Back to Cali I can only remember so very little of this place because there wasn’t much to do like I said earlier. The only thing that kept us together was my family and God. This was the key to our happiness and the key to everything that went on in our family. So as time went by in Tecate, the total time we spent there was three months. So three months after arriving in Tecate, my mom and dad felt safe going back to California. So we packed our things and left back to California. We came back to California in 1990 a couple months later. When we came back to California, everything seemed to be so different, and I was still eight years old. I don’t know what it was about California looking so beautiful on our way back. The air was clean, and the roads had road signs. One thing for sure was that I was happy to be back in California. Or maybe it was just that our experience in Mexico was not the best. So when we arrived in our apartment that was located in Redwood City, California, which was an apartment complex located in 200 Dumbarton, my first impression of this neighborhood was really bad. There were a lot of drugs, gangs, shootings, and drug dealers. Our first night, we experienced our first drive-by shooting. We were all sleeping when this happened, and it was around two in the morning when this happened. My dad quickly ran into our room to see if we were all okay. Once he saw we were all okay, he left and closed our door. That night, me and my brothers and sisters could not sleep because we were so afraid. Our apartment was so small. There was only one bedroom that was as big as an office building, and all five of us, me and my other four siblings, stayed in that one bedroom. My mom and dad slept in the living room. Our apartment was infested with rats and roaches. Everything about the apartment was poor, but once again, what made our apartment good was that our family was together. The worst thing about where we lived was, of course, our neighborhood. Our neighborhood was very, very bad. I mean, every day when you would go out, you’d see the Norteños up in the corner, smoking marijuana or fighting. At four in the morning, five in the morning, even at eight in the morning, you’d hear these guys being rowdy, drinking, doing whatever they did, so this was the toughest part about living on Dumbarton Street. Our neighborhood was so bad that anytime you would go out to the store, you’d have to watch your back. I mean, you’d never know when you might get shot, or you’d never know when somebody might try to rob you for your money. It’s hard when you’re a kid and have to see all the violence that was going on in our neighborhood. I would see people get beat up by the gang members for no reason. This was just the way the way 200 Dumbarton was. Chapter 10 The Ghetto Our neighborhood was also known as LMG, which stands for Little Mexico, and the G, of course, stands for gangsters. Well, that’s what these guys that hung around in this corner called themselves. We did the best we could to keep ourselves out of trouble. I mean, at least my parents did the best they could to keep us out of trouble. They did a very good job because my father never let us go outside. Very rarely would he let us go out and play due to all the violence that surrounded us in our neighborhood of Dumbarton Street, also known as Little Mexico. In Dumbarton Street, I would see a lot of things, and this was where I learned what the street life was all about. Even though I did not want to be a part of these gangs in this neighborhood, in some way, somehow, we all had to be a part of it. I say I was a part of it because during these times that we lived in this neighborhood, my parents were also drug dealers, so they sold drugs. So it’s not like my family was not participating in illegal activity. Yeah, we did, and we did it to make a living for all of us because rent was about $1,000, and my dad still couldn’t afford to pay rent. He made so little in his two jobs. My dad was a cook at Nordstrom, and he also worked a night job at a catering company. He was a dishwasher at this catering company, which didn’t pay much. My parents did the best they could, and the neighborhood, unfortunately, was a negative environment for us. I never forgot that my mom used to give me a box of rock cocaine, and I would take it to a guy named Ron in the Laundromat of the apartment complex in Dumbarton Street. Ron would give me money in exchange for the rock cocaine that was in a Marlboro cigarette carton from what I can remember. I would the take the money that Ron gave me for the drugs back to my mom. I loved my mom very much so I wanted to do everything for her, even if it was distributing drugs. In a way, 200 Dumbarton was teaching me something else that San Jose or Tecate never taught me, or maybe I was just growing up. I never told my mom that I knew she was a drug dealer because I didn’t want to scare her or make her sad, but she and I knew the truth of what they were doing. Sometimes you think your kids don’t know, but they do know. I was very observant. Everything was really tough for us because we had no other way out. Our neighbors were really bad. Our neighbors used to eat skunk. They would cook it and eat it; how sick. The bad thing was that they lived on the right side of us, and it smelled so bad. I remember when we would come back from class from school, there would always be a foul odor coming from that apartment complex. When we would walk into our apartment, the smell was so strong it was crazy. I could not believe someone would eat skunk. We were defined by where we came from in our neighborhood, so when the police would come by, they would see us and they would think we were maybe gangbanging. Or they would think that we were doing something illegal. One day when I came out of my apartment, I remember looking around, thinking, I’m ready to go to school. The next thing I saw was a man putting a gun on one man’s head and telling him, “I’m gonna kill you.” I remember seeing that and thinking, Wow, what kind of society do we live in? What kind of world do we live in? After all of this happened, I said to myself, and I quote, Our Father Lord controls my actions and your actions. So we should come up with a peaceful way to resolve our problems. You and I are his children, so let’s make up and love one another. So these were the kind of things that went through my mind. Chapter 11 Off to School When I was eight years old, my mom enrolled me in a school called Garfield, which was fifteen minutes away from where I lived in 200 Dumbarton. When I got enrolled into Garfield, I was placed in second grade. I was eight years old and I was one year behind, which was fine with me. Second grade was kind of fun because I got to meet a lot of cool people. I had, like, seven friends in second grade, which was kind of cool because not everybody had a lot of friends, but I made a lot of friends. During my times in Garfield, I learned a lot as a kid. I had good teachers, and we did a lot of interesting things. In this school, I learned how to read, and it’s where I learned math and English to just being. My school days at Garfield Elementary School were very fun. This was the school I came to and this was the school that I started off in, and I am proud of it. The total years I spent in Garfield were four years. All my grades included second grade, third grade, fourth grade, fifth grade, and sixth grade. All these years were great because I got to meet a lot of interesting kids and I got to learn a lot, and this was where I began my journey of school. I loved going to school because being in school was an escape from all my problems at home. One day when me and my four siblings returned from school, my mom was very stressed out because she had broken a piece of a cabinet my dad purchased the night before. Thirty minutes went by when I heard my dad’s footsteps coming into the apartment, and I heard the door open. The very first words out of my dad’s mouth to my mom were “Hey, bitch, what are you doing? Why is the apartment furniture all messed up?” My mom was trying to apologize to my dad by letting him know that the furniture was okay. My dad was upset for some, so they started fighting. I heard everything. I came out to stop my dad, and I told my dad, “Dad, stop beating my mom.” And he told me, “Get the hell out of his house.” He told me, “You’re not my son and you tell your brothers and sisters too to get out of the house. You are all not my kids.” I felt really bad, but that’s just the way it was for us. When all this happened at home, I said to myself, With God by my side, I can achieve anything. My worst enemies will not prosper for the power of God is far greater than any man on this planet. I said this to myself because I felt my dad was my enemy because he hit my mom. School to me was a way out—out of the neighborhood and out of our apartment. Problems always came about because we were very poor. Chapter 12 Living Poor and Gangs We didn’t have a lot of money, and of course, both my parents were drug dealers, and that’s what they did to earn a living. That was what they did in order for us to strive and move ahead. Anytime I would come home, I would pretend like I didn’t care what my mom and dad were talking about because conversations about drugs would come about. One thing that they would talk about a lot was “the shit.” I didn’t know what “the shit” meant, although little by little, I started knowing what the shit meant, which meant drugs—cocaine. So at that moment in time at my house, I started gaining knowledge about drugs and what drugs do and what they are. Growing up in my neighborhood at 200 Dumbarton, I got to see a lot of things, and it’s an experience of a lifetime that I will never forget. Here is where I learned people skills because I got to interact with a lot of the homeless that lived in my corner, and I got to interact with a lot of the Norteños that lived in our corner. A lot of them would talk to me about drugs and what they did. A lot of them would show me what marijuana did, although none of the gangsters from our corner ever picked on us or fought with us because we never gave them a reason to fight with us or give us a problem. For the most part, they were respectful. Although they did invade our space as far as smoking marijuana in our parking lots and smoking marijuana in front of our apartment complex, they never went out of their way to cause me any harm or give me any problems. I figured it was all about respect because when I would walk the street, I would never talk back or say anything to them because they never gave me any reason to fight with them. There were a couple of guys that hung out on the corner. One of them went by the name of Froggie. The other one went by the name of Junior. These were the two main guys that I remember because they’re the ones that were the head of the gang—at least, that’s how I felt because they were the ones always distributing things that I don’t even want to mention. The gangsters on our block, for some reason, did not cause any harm to my family, although the gangsters on our block acted like they owned the neighborhood. I always thought the gang in our neighborhood owned our neighborhood, but at this time, I was a kid, and that’s what I thought. When you’re a kid, the gangsters make you think that they are the toughest, they’re the best, they’re the rulers. I speak a lot of the gang in my neighborhood because that was the majority of the things that I saw. In my neighborhood, I had to see these gang members do their trouble. I had to see these gang members do what they did. Anytime I’d walk to school, I’d see them smoking weed or hanging around the corner. I basically saw these guys as a waste of life. I saw them as a waste of life because I saw they had nothing going for them. A lot of them were missing their teeth. A lot of them were disappearing, coming in and out of jail. A lot of them were just wasting their lives by doing nothing with it, and I got to see a lot of that. Chapter 13 Where the Fighting Begins When I would go to school, my teachers would ask me why I was so troubled. My teachers would ask me why I was so troubled because a lot of times in class, I would fight. My first fight was in Garfield school, which was in sixth grade. I fought this other Samoan kid who thought he was tougher than me, so I stood up to him and said, “Hey, you’re not tougher than me. I’m the toughest kid in class.” So we got into a fight, a fistfight, and this was in sixth grade. By this time, I was already twelve years old, which was sixth grade, and this was my first fight that I had in school, so I remember being pulled by security in the school and they took me to the office. I went to the principal’s office, and she asked me why I had gotten into a fight. I told her that I got into the fight because the boy that wanted to fight me thought he was tougher than me. I never backed down in any fight. If anything, I liked to fight. I don’t know what caused me to fight. I don’t know what brought that in me. All I knew was that violence to me wasn’t scary anymore. I wasn’t afraid. I wasn’t afraid to get hurt. I wasn’t afraid to fight. I always knew that I always had a good heart. I always loved my friends. I always loved the people around me, but for some reason, I intimidated a lot of people, and I intimidated a lot of people because I was insecure about myself because I wanted them to know that I was protecting myself and I was not going to let them step all over me. Maybe I was like that because of my past, because of when I was a kid, or because of the times I had attended shelter, or because of the times the police had taken my mother, or maybe I just had aggression against the world because of my past and what had happened to me. At least, that’s what I felt when I was twelve years old, although I never spoke to anybody about it. Chapter 14 Cheating As time went on in my neighborhood, things seemed to get worse and worse. My father and mother were not having too many good times at that time when I was twelve years old. One day when I came back home from school, I saw my mother crying. My mother was crying with a lot of emotion, and I wanted to know what was going on with her. My mother had mentioned to me, told me that my father was gone. I asked her why. She told me that my father had cheated on her and had left her for another woman. This was very tough because I had to see my mom cry, and she was really hurt when my father cheated on her. My father was gone, my mother was crying, and my family was in despair. We were all sad. We didn’t know what to do for my mother. She was crying really bad. The only other thing for us to do was comfort my mother, but that’s as much as we can do. There was nothing else we could do for her. I loved my mother very much, and I talked to her. The hardest thing about seeing her cry was that she had to come up to me and tell me, “Hey, son, your father cheated on me. I love you so much and I don’t want to lose you guys, and I don’t want to lose my family.” I said, “Mother, Speak to God freely whatever is on your mind and he will listen. The Lord will build your knowledge and strength faster than all the years you have lived and studied. For he is our master and creator.” I remember these times were very sad. These times were very sad because my dad was gone and my mother was very hurt. As time went by, Christmas came, and once again this time, our family was missing another piece of our family, which was my father. My father was gone for several months due to the fact that he cheated on my mother, and we spent Christmas without him, and this Christmas, we did not receive any gifts or a tree, nor did we have all of our family together. All I remember during this Christmas was everybody was split up. Some of my brothers went with one of my aunts. My other sisters went with my other aunt, and I stayed home with my mom, so we were by ourselves during this Christmas year. It was really sad, but that’s just the way it was. I remember feeling a lot of anger toward my father. From that day on, I had no love for my father or respect for him. Although I never told him till this day that that’s how I felt about it, but that’s the simple truth because when you see your father hurt your mother, it’s really hurtful because you see a man breaking a heart of a woman who you always respected, who you look up to. Even if the man is your father, you still look at him as a man and you think of a man. He’s supposed to do his job, protect his family, and that’s something my dad did not do at that time. Chapter 15 Life Goes On So as time went by, my father and mother ended up getting back together. At this time, I was already in seventh grade. I was in middle school. By this time I was thirteen years old and attending seventh grade. I went to a school called McKinley Middle School. This was the school I attended. I remember my first day in school was so great. The school was so big. I’d never been to a middle school before. I actually had a locker, and I had different classes. I had, like, six periods, with each period containing a different class—math, science, world studies, PE, and different **** other classes. When class would end at the middle school, I would always come back home. I would come back home because that’s what my mother and father told me to do. They did not want me hanging around other kids in my block, so they told me to come back home. I remember coming back home and being so isolated from all the other kids. I was upset because my mother and father wouldn’t let me go outside and play or be with my friends at that age. I was only thirteen, so of course I wanted to hang out, go to the movies, and do fun things, but my parents wouldn’t let me do it. They were too protective of us. I guess it was a good thing. They did not want us to go anywhere that didn’t have to do with school or church. They only wanted us to go to school and go to church. That’s all we did, so when I would come back home from school, I would be really upset because I knew that there was gonna be nothing to look forward to. I was just gonna come back home and do my homework and work on my homework. That was all really tough for me, and still, at the time that all this was going on, I knew my mom and dad were still selling drugs. I knew sooner or later they might get caught, something might happen, and eventually, they were going to go back to jail—both of them—and it was going to happen, so anyway, one day I went to school. I was still in seventh grade at this time. I remember going to my computer class, and this day I was so upset because my mother and father were having problems, and we were in a one-bedroom apartment that was so small and there were so many of us. We were all packed into that one little apartment, which made things hard because we would always get into arguments and fights. Imagine living in a one-bedroom apartment and being stuck in there all day, not being able to go to the store, go out anywhere, and having to be around your brothers basically all day and not playing or doing anything but being in your bed or watching TV. Now that’s really tough because when you’re a kid, you want to be out and be playing, so this day, when I went to class, I remember there was a student sitting behind me at McKinley Middle School. The very first thing was this kid in the computer class tapped me on the shoulder. I turned back to look at him, and he says “Hey,” pulls out a picture of a dog, and says, “Hey, this dog looks like your mother.” I remember getting so quiet, being so relaxed that I knew I was gonna do something. I was relaxed because I already knew I had a plan and what I was gonna do with this kid. My very first reaction was to stand up. I reached over the teacher’s desk. I grabbed the stapler and I threw it at his face. I threw it so hard at his face that it ripped his face apart. There was blood everywhere. All the students around me were very surprised at my anger and what I did. Everybody looked afraid like they were scared of me. Even my teacher was afraid of me. The very first thing she did was call security, and I was escorted to the office. When I walked into the principal’s office, he said “Oh my god. What did you do? How can you do something like this? How can you throw a stapler at someone’s face? Do you know what you did to this poor kid?” I knew what I did to the kid. I laughed at the principal. I didn’t care what anybody told me. He wanted to know why I was so angry. Nobody knew why I was angry. Right now I can tell everybody, now that I’m writing this book, that I was mad at the world. I was mad at myself. I was mad at my family because we struggled so much when we were young. We struggled so much and I was tired of life. I was tired of everything that was going on around me. I was tired of my parents selling drugs. I was tired of living in that ugly neighborhood where there was nothing but negativity going around, although I couldn’t express myself at that time because I was so young, so young and dumb, didn’t care about life. I wasn’t gangbanging at that time, but I could tell you that I had a very negative mentality and I had very negative thoughts going through my mind at that time. Chapter 16 Lost Child One thing that I have to tell all parents today is watch your kids. Get to know them. Get to really think what they’re thinking and maybe you will get a little bit further into their mind and be able to help your son out or your daughter out. I did not get a lot of attention at home. That is one of the main things I remember. Attention was not for me. My mom and dad wouldn’t really pay attention to me, not even my brothers and my sisters. I was pretty much a loner, which made things harder for me because I didn’t know how to express my feelings to anybody. I just remained quiet, remained sad, and remained bitter, and that bitterness would grow in me when I would go to class, and school was where I took all of my aggression out because a lot of students around me would talk to me as kids, and I would look at them with anger because I would see how free and happy they were, and me, I was such in my own mind, very bitter to the world—very bitter at the world because of what had happened to my mom in the past and my dad in the past. At that time, at that age (thirteen), I remember hating the police. I did not like the police. I despised them. I hated them. I didn’t want a cop near me. I didn’t want to see cops. I hated cops very, very much. I hated cops very much because of what they did to my family, because of what they did to my mother, because they took her away many times in the past, so my goal was to go to jail. My goal was to end up in jail. My goal was to be in jail and get to see these police officers so I could fight with them. Yeah, I had a pretty bad mentality. Yeah, I was thinking negative at this time. Why did I think like this? I don’t know, but these are the kind of things that kids think when they grow up in a really bad environment and in a bad home, so maybe if adults would take the time a little bit to talk to their kids and really see how their minds are working, maybe there would be a lot less violence in the world. I can tell you this because at one point in my life, I was kid. At one point in my life, I was violent. I liked to fight. I didn’t care about anybody. I didn’t care about myself. I didn’t care about my parents. I didn’t care about anything. I was young, dumb, and ignorant. In my household, in middle school, I never remembered getting any praises for anything, although my mom would look at me and tell me how bad I was doing and how bad I was. My parents and everybody pretty much thought that I was going to be nobody because of how I was, because of what kind of person I was. One thing I do remember though was always having a good heart. I always cared for people to eat. I was never greedy. One thing that I would do was give my plate of food for somebody else. I did this throughout my whole life, from elementary school to middle school, and eventually, it followed me throughout my whole life. Yes, I did like to fight. Yes, I did think negative, but I also had a good side to me. One thing I never understood about myself was I had a good side. The only thing that I learned in my neighborhood and in my past was I was a bad boy, because that’s the way I was treated and that’s the way I thought at that stage at the age of thirteen. Chapter 17 Growing Up and Immature Once I got to eighth grade, things seemed to be a little bit worse for me. They seemed to be worse for me because every student that I would see, I would pick a fight with them every single day of my eighth grade year in middle school. In eighth grade in middle school, things got very, very bad at home and especially at school. I got suspended at least seven times in middle school in the beginning of the year. This was only my third month into middle school. I was very out of control. I didn’t know what to do. At that age was when I picked up my first bottle of alcohol. I remember going home very drunk. My mom noticed that I was drunk. She was so upset with me. I remember coming into the home, and she was slapping me across my face and telling me how disappointed she was at me, although at that time, I didn’t care anymore because I was already bad. I was already getting into fights, and I was already involved with bad people. One day I went to class, and I purchased a knife from my friend. This day was really bad because our whole class happened to get searched that day. I was subsequently searched. We were searched that day for some reason in class, and the teacher found a knife in my backpack. I had the knife because my friend had sold it to me earlier in the day. Wow, what a coincidence. So I got sent to the principal’s office, and once again, my mom was back in my school. Nothing new. She was in my school a lot of times from the past fights I’ve had, but this time it was for a pocketknife. My mom looked at me with so much anger. She was so sad and said, “Wow, I don’t want you to end up in jail like I did. What are you doing to yourself? What’s going on?” I looked at my mom, and I was so upset because I knew she was selling drugs along with my father, and I looked at her like she was such a hypocrite. Little did she know what I felt. Little did she know that I knew that she was selling drugs along with my father. This was the year that my mom got caught. My mom got caught by the police, and she was arrested. She told me a story about her driving over to a quinceañera that my sister was participating in, and a deputy sheriff had pulled her over. He had pulled her over because she had a headlight out on her car. Apparently, my mom had a warrant out for her arrest. Although she had no drugs in her possession at this time, my mom was once again arrested. I was in eighth grade. Everything was going back to the way they were when I was a kid, when I was six years old. When I found out about the news that my mom was arrested, I was so sad. I didn’t know what to do. This was around May. I was almost due to graduate from middle school. When all this happened, I felt terrible, although I knew that this time, we were not gonna go to a shelter because we were a little bit older. It made me appreciate the fact that I was growing up. I hated to see my dad teary eyed, I remember seeing his eyes very puffy from all the tears. He was so sad and he was even crying because my mom was arrested once again. One month later, my mom was released. Thank God she came back home, but during the time she was in jail, I was suspended several more times from school for fighting. Of course, that was typical of me. I’m even surprised I graduated from middle school, and I actually did. How awesome. I graduated from middle school. My mom was back home. Once my mom was back home, everything seemed to be great, although the neighborhood was still the same, the same drug dealers, the same people doing the same things that were going on around our neighborhood. Nothing changed in our neighborhood. I saw a lot of people there that were hopeless. Nothing seemed to be positive about these people. They liked to do drugs. They liked to smoke. They liked to do nothing but negative things, and that was really tough for us because we felt like there was no other way out in this neighborhood, and there really wasn’t, because there were really no people to look up to in this neighborhood, although the one good thing was that we had school. That was what kept us going—my brothers, my sisters, and myself. Chapter 18 High School When I got to ninth grade, my freshman year was the toughest because now I was in a really bigger school with a lot of bigger kids, and I remember I still had the macho mentality. I attended Sequoia Union High School in Redwood City, California. In my first year in my first day in class, I got into a fight with another student. This was really bad because, first of all, my mom already knew how I was and what my mentality was, so she was scared to send me to high school. My first day in class, this student had come up to me and told me to move from the desk. I remember looking up to the student and saying, “No, this is not your desk.” He looked at me and said, “I’m a junior. I’m bigger than you. Get out of my desk.” So I got up; I pushed him, and we got into a fight, a fistfight, so I fought him like crazy. We rolled around the desk. I got up. I ran toward one of the desks. I pulled out some Scotch Tape and a stapler from the teacher’s desk and whatever objects I could grab and I started throwing them at him. I remember being so out of control, I had, like, two security guards and a couple of students grab me and hold me and escort me to the principal’s office. My principal at the time was Mr. Najak. He wanted to know what was wrong with me. He wanted to get into my mind and see what was going on. My mom came over to the principal’s office and told him that I had no hope, that I was fighting since middle school and she didn’t know what was wrong with me. Mr. Najak told my mom to leave the office. I talked to Mr. Najak ****, the high school principal, and he asked me what was wrong. I told him that I didn’t know why I did what I did. I told him that I was really angry, that we were having a lot of problems at home. Although I only told him briefly what was going on at home, and me in my mind, I can tell everybody now that what was going on through my mind was that I was very upset because I felt like my home life was terrible because I had no communication with my parents. My parents gave me no attention. The only time they gave me attention was when I got into a fight. That was the only time when I really got any sort of attention, so I liked to fight and I liked the attention from my mother and father. That’s the only time I really seemed to get it. It did not mean nothing to me that I was not going to make it through high school and become something, because as long as I got the attention from fighting, that was all that I needed. That’s what made me feel good, which I look back at now and say, “Wow, how dumb did I think? How dumb was I?” Chapter 19 Time Passing By So as high school went on, I still kept doing the same things. I still kept fighting, being negative, coming back home. I even hung out one day with the Norteños from my block, and I started thinking like them. I started wanting to be like them. At that point when I realized that, for some reason, I backed off a little bit and I said “Is this what I really want?” because I saw one of the gang members get beat for no reason. He got beat up when he came with his buddies, and once I saw that, I said, “Wow, there’s no loyalty to any of these guys. There’s no real love in these guys.” I don’t want to be like them, so that was pretty much the last time I ever hung out with them. I wasn’t part of the gang or anything, but I started wanting to affiliate myself with them, so almost at the end of my school year in my freshman year, my very last fight was in May of my freshman year. That was the very last fight I got into, and I’m going to say it’s the last fight I got into because this fight was probably the worst. I did the same thing I did in seventh grade. I threw staplers at a kid during science class because he was making fun of me and I didn’t like that. For some reason, I seemed to like to throw things at people, maybe because I thought that if I would throw something at them, I could hurt them more than if I were to punch them. A lot of the fights that I got into were pretty much fistfights, but my worst angry reactions were when I would lose it; I would snap and I would start throwing things at people because I felt like I was losing my mind. I didn’t like anybody telling me anything. I remember my mom coming to school and the teacher telling her that they might expel me. For some reason, I did not get expelled, and that year, I did terrible. I got nothing but NCs. An NC stood for no credit, so I got no credit for the year of my freshman year. During the summer after my freshman year, my home was kind of tough. Everything was sad. It was kind of hot, and things weren’t going good for us because we had no more money. One day my father went out and had a drug sale. This day was very bad. My dad had gone to a house in San Jose to sell some drugs. He got caught. My father was arrested and taken into custody for selling drugs. Once my father was arrested, he was released immediately the following day, and when he came back home, it was really tough for us because I had never seen him so sad. He was very, very sad. I can’t remember ever seeing a time my dad being this sad. For some reason, because this happened or because this happened to my dad, it had changed me. It had changed me because the police actually did something positive for once—took my dad away. I was always angry at my father because he was never close to me. I was always angry at my father because my father, sometimes at night, he would always go kiss my brother, Jose, and my brother, Luis, and he would always forget to kiss me. I always felt like maybe I was not his son because of that. I would always wonder why he would never kiss me. Why would he kiss my brothers Jose and Luis? Why would he never kiss me? I was always mad about that, but anyway, I got a different inspiration when my dad got arrested. I don’t know what it was, although I can tell you this—that God changed my life from that moment on. I feel like everything is done through God’s time, so at that moment, at that time, God chose to put something in my life that made me think differently. I joined a cadet program for the San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office at that age. At that time, I was fifteen years old, and when I joined the San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office, it changed my life forever because I felt like it gave me a different outcome. I became a cadet. I did a lot of things that I’d never done before as a cadet, and I got to see a lot of different things, so this program kept me out of trouble throughout my high school years, which was good, and it kept me out of my house and Dumbarton Street. Chapter 20 Out of the Ghetto By the age of eighteen, we moved out of Dumbarton Street. I had made it. Wow, I had made it. I graduated high school. I joined the Explorer Program, and that kept me out of trouble. Big, big plus. At this age, at eighteen, I learned to love the police officers. I learned to love cops. I remember seeing all the deputy sheriffs, and I wanted to be just like them. I no longer hated the police. Police were out of my mind for good. My mother and father stopped selling drugs and changed their lives for good. They were no longer selling drugs. Everything was great with my parents. By the age of twenty, I left the Explorer Program, and I had served five years with the San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office as a cadet. I went to school, to college, and during that time that I was going to college, my parents moved to a mobile home park in Redwood City, and this mobile home park was pretty good because we were finally out of our neighborhood in 200 Dumbarton, which was good, although I figured that my problems were not over yet. I knew that life was going to be a struggle for the rest of my life. Eventually, as an adult, I started testing with the San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office in my hometown of Redwood City and got hired as a sheriff at the age of twenty-three on May 8, 2006, and now I’m proud to say I’m an employee for the San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office. My life was tough. Everything was hard, but I made it, although I’ve got to say that God played a big role in my life. Because of all the things that happened in my life, I struggled a lot. I suffered a lot, but throughout my way, God stayed with me. Eventually throughout my career, I started learning more and more, and I started learning more and more about myself. All the things that I would see in the jail would give me flashbacks, but I would thank God every day that I had something good going for me. One day I went to church, and God changed my life forever. I went to church, and God touched me in a way that he had never touched me before. I remember walking into the church. I opened up my mind. I opened up my heart and I allowed God to enter my heart, and from that day on, I had forgiven everything in my life—my mom going to jail, us having to struggle, me getting abused in the shelter, and all the things that happened to me since I was a kid. All I’ve got to tell everybody today is all you people, all you folks that read my book, thank you for reading my book and God bless you all. Don’t ever forget—all of you kids, mothers, parents, grandparents, everybody in this world—that life always has ups and downs, but we need to learn to live for both. I love you all. God bless you all, and may you all have a beautiful life. Thank you, Lord, for everything you’ve done for me, for my family. Thank you for blessing me with every single opportunity you’ve given me. Now I know today that I wrote this book. Now I know that the Lord has something for me, and not only does he have something for me, he’s got something for all of you, something very special. Don’t ever forget to pray and realize that there is a God, no matter how things get for you. There is a God. He does exist. He does live. Whether you’re five, seven, ten, eleven, twenty, thirty, it’s never too late to realize that there is a God, so don’t feel bad if you experience a lot of bad things in life. Don’t feel bad because you’ve committed a crime or have done something bad. You can change what you did. You will get something good out of your life because, I tell you this, just like you, I make mistakes too. Just like you, I sin too. Nobody’s perfect. One thing that God put in my heart I will share with all of you is, “We all have our weak areas in communication, but that’s why our God will put people in your path to help you. Be wise and find those people who God chose to be in your life and use them for the areas in your life that you may not be good at. Those people will fill the gaps of your weaknesses because our Lord Father already had planned to put them in your life. For example, if you’re a good speaker but not a good teacher, you can speak to your fellow brothers and sisters. One out of the five people you speak to will listen, and they will posses a skill of teaching. So you speak, and they teach. Here is where a good congregation begins to form. Then success will come along in your life. This is where God works in each and every one of us. 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Although the campaigns in Virginia and the Carolinas were conducted by other generals, including Nathanael Greene and Daniel Morgan, Washington was still responsible for the overall direction of the war. After the arrival of the French army in 1780 he concentrated on coordinating allied efforts and in 1781 launched, in cooperation with the comte de Rochambeau and the comte d'Estaing, the brilliantly planned and executed Yorktown Campaign against Charles Cornwallis, securing (Oct. 19, 1781) the American victory. Washington had grown enormously in stature during the war. A man of unquestioned integrity, he began by accepting the advice of more experienced officers such as Gates and Charles Lee, but he quickly learned to trust his own judgment. He sometimes railed at Congress for its failure to supply troops and for the bungling fiscal measures that frustrated his efforts to secure adequate materiel. Gradually, however, he developed what was perhaps his greatest strength in a society suspicious of the military--his ability to deal effectively with civil authority. Whatever his private opinions, his relations with Congress and with the state governments were exemplary--despite the fact that his wartime powers sometimes amounted to dictatorial authority. On the battlefield Washington relied on a policy of trial and error, eventually becoming a master of improvisation. Often accused of being overly cautious, he could be bold when success seemed possible. He learned to use the short-term militia skillfully and to combine green troops with veterans to produce an efficient fighting force. After the war Washington returned to Mount Vernon, which had declined in his absence. Although he became president of the Society of the Cincinnati, an organization of former Revolutionary War officers, he avoided involvement in Virginia politics. Preferring to concentrate on restoring Mount Vernon, he added a greenhouse, a mill, an icehouse, and new land to the estate. He experimented with crop rotation, bred hunting dogs and horses, investigated the development of Potomac River navigation, undertook various commercial ventures, and traveled (1784) west to examine his land holdings near the Ohio River. His diary notes a steady stream of visitors, native and foreign; Mount Vernon, like its owner, had already become a national institution. In May 1787, Washington headed the Virginia delegation to the Constitutional Convension in Philadelphia and was unanimously elected presiding officer. His presence lent prestige to the proceedings, and although he made few direct contributions, he generally supported the advocates of a strong central government. After the new Constitution was submitted to the states for ratification and became legally operative, he was unanimously elected president (1789). The Presidency Taking office (Apr. 30, 1789) in New York City, Washington acted carefully and deliberately, aware of the need to build an executive structure that could accommodate future presidents. Hoping to prevent sectionalism from dividing the new nation, he toured the New England states (1789) and the South (1791). An able administrator, he nevertheless failed to heal the widening breach between factions led by Secretary of State Thomas Jefferson and Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton. Because he supported many of Hamilton's controversial fiscal policies--the assumption of state debts, the Bank of the United States, and the excise tax--Washington became the target of attacks by Jeffersonian Democratic-Republicans. Washington was reelected president in 1792, and the following year the most divisive crisis arising out of the personal and political conflicts within his cabinet occurred--over the issue of American neutrality during the war between England and France. Washington, whose policy of neutrality angered the pro-French Jeffersonians, was horrified by the excesses of the French Revolution and enraged by the tactics of Edmond Genet, the French minister in the United States, which amounted to foreign interference in American politics. Further, with an eye toward developing closer commercial ties with the British, the president agreed with the Hamiltonians on the need for peace with Great Britain. His acceptance of the 1794 Jay's Treaty, which settled outstanding differences between the United States and Britain but which Democratic-Republicans viewed as an abject surrender to British demands, revived vituperation against the president, as did his vigorous upholding of the excise law during the WHISKEY REBELLION in western Pennsylvania. Retirement and Assessment By March 1797, when Washington left office, the country's financial system was well established; the Indian threat east of the Mississippi had been largely eliminated; and Jay's Treaty and Pinckney's Treaty (1795) with Spain had enlarged U.S. territory and removed serious diplomatic difficulties. In spite of the animosities and conflicting opinions between Democratic-Republicans and members of the Hamiltonian Federalist party, the two groups were at least united in acceptance of the new federal government. Washington refused to run for a third term and, after a masterly Farewell Address in which he warned the United States against permanent alliances abroad, he went home to Mount Vernon. He was succeeded by his vice-president, Federalist John Adams. Although Washington reluctantly accepted command of the army in 1798 when war with France seemed imminent, he did not assume an active role. 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05-01-2010, 13:20:03: George Washington was commander in chief of the Continental army during the American Revolution and first president of the United States (1789-97). Early Life and Career. Born in Westmoreland County, Va., on Feb. 22, 1732, George Washington was the eldest son of Augustine Washington and his second wife, Mary Ball Washington, who were prosperous Virginia gentry of English descent. George spent his early years on the family estate on Pope's Creek along the Potomac River. His early education included the study of such subjects as mathematics, surveying, the classics, and "rules of civility." His father died in 1743, and soon thereafter George went to live with his half brother Lawrence at Mount Vernon, Lawrence's plantation on the Potomac. Lawrence, who became something of a substitute father for his brother, had married into the Fairfax family, prominent and influential Virginians who helped launch George's career. An early ambition to go to sea had been effectively discouraged by George's mother; instead, he turned to surveying, securing (1748) an appointment to survey Lord Fairfax's lands in the Shenandoah Valley. He helped lay out the Virginia town of Belhaven (now Alexandria) in 1749 and was appointed surveyor for Culpeper County. George accompanied his brother to Barbados in an effort to cure Lawrence of tuberculosis, but Lawrence died in 1752, soon after the brothers returned. George ultimately inherited the Mount Vernon estate. By 1753 the growing rivalry between the British and French over control of the Ohio Valley, soon to erupt into the French and Indian War (1754-63), created new opportunities for the ambitious young Washington. He first gained public notice when, as adjutant of one of Virginia's four military districts, he was dispatched (October 1753) by Gov. Robert Dinwiddie on a fruitless mission to warn the French commander at Fort Le Boeuf against further encroachment on territory claimed by Britain. Washington's diary account of the dangers and difficulties of his journey, published at Williamsburg on his return, may have helped win him his ensuing promotion to lieutenant colonel. Although only 22 years of age and lacking experience, he learned quickly, meeting the problems of recruitment, supply, and desertions with a combination of brashness and native ability that earned him the respect of his superiors. French and Indian War. In April 1754, on his way to establish a post at the Forks of the Ohio (the current site of Pittsburgh), Washington learned that the French had already erected a fort there. Warned that the French were advancing, he quickly threw up fortifications at Great Meadows, Pa., aptly naming the entrenchment Fort Necessity, and marched to intercept advancing French troops. In the resulting skirmish the French commander the sieur de Jumonville was killed and most of his men were captured. Washington pulled his small force back into Fort Necessity where he was overwhelmed (July 3) by the French in an all-day battle fought in a drenching rain. Surrounded by enemy troops, with his food supply almost exhausted and his dampened ammunition useless, Washington capitulated. Under the terms of the surrender signed that day, he was permitted to march his troops back to Williamsburg. Discouraged by his defeat and angered by discrimination between British and colonial officers in rank and pay, he resigned his commission near the end of 1754. The next year, however, he volunteered to join British general Edward Braddock's expedition against the French. When Braddock was ambushed by the French and their Indian allies on the Monongahela River, Washington, although seriously ill, tried to rally the Virginia troops. Whatever public criticism attended the debacle, Washington's own military reputation was enhanced, and in 1755, at the age of 23, he was promoted to colonel and appointed commander in chief of the Virginia militia, with responsibility for defending the frontier. In 1758 he took an active part in Gen. John Forbes's successful campaign against Fort Duquesne. From his correspondence during these years, Washington can be seen evolving from a brash, vain, and opinionated young officer, impatient with restraints and given to writing admonitory letters to his superiors, to a mature soldier with a grasp of administration and a firm understanding of how to deal effectively with civil authority. Virginia Politician. Assured that the Virginia frontier was safe from French attack, Washington left the army in 1758 and returned to Mount Vernon, directing his attention toward restoring his neglected estate. He erected new buildings, refurnished the house, and experimented with new crops. With the support of an ever-growing circle of influential friends, he entered politics, serving (1759-74) in Virginia's House of Burgesses. In January 1759 he married Martha Dandridge Custis, a wealthy and attractive young widow with two small children. It was to be a happy and satisfying marriage. After 1769, Washington became a leader in Virginia's opposition to Great Britain's colonial policies. At first he hoped for reconciliation with Britain, although some British policies had touched him personally. Discrimination against colonial military officers had rankled deeply, and British land policies and restrictions on western expansion after 1763 had seriously hindered his plans for western land speculation. In addition, he shared the usual planter's dilemma in being continually in debt to his London agents. As a delegate (1774-75) to the First and Second Continental Congress, Washington did not participate actively in the deliberations, but his presence was undoubtedly a stabilizing influence. In June 1775 he was Congress's unanimous choice as commander in chief of the Continental forces. American Revolution. Washington took command of the troops surrounding British-occupied Boston on July 3, devoting the next few months to training the undisciplined 14,000-man army and trying to secure urgently needed powder and other supplies. Early in March 1776, using cannon brought down from Ticonderoga by Henry Knox, Washington occupied Dorchester Heights, effectively commanding the city and forcing the British to evacuate on March 17. He then moved to defend New York City against the combined land and sea forces of Sir William Howe. In New York he committed a military blunder by occupying an untenable position in Brooklyn, although he saved his army by skillfully retreating from Manhattan into Westchester County and through New Jersey into Pennsylvania. In the last months of 1776, desperately short of men and supplies, Washington almost despaired. He had lost New York City to the British; enlistment was almost up for a number of the troops, and others were deserting in droves; civilian morale was falling rapidly; and Congress, faced with the possibility of a British attack on Philadelphia, had withdrawn from the city. Colonial morale was briefly revived by the capture of Trenton, N.J., a brilliantly conceived attack in which Washington crossed the Delaware River on Christmas night 1776 and surprised the predominantly Hessian garrison. Advancing to Princeton, N.J., he routed the British there on Jan. 3, 1777, but in September and October 1777 he suffered serious reverses in Pennsylvania--at Brandywine and Germantown. The major success of that year--the defeat (October 1777) of the British at Saratoga, N.Y.--had belonged not to Washington but to Benedict Arnold and Horatio Gates. The contrast between Washington's record and Gates's brilliant victory was one factor that led to the so-called Conway Cabal--an intrigue by some members of Congress and army officers to replace Washington with a more successful commander, probably Gates. Washington acted quickly, and the plan eventually collapsed due to lack of public support as well as to Washington's overall superiority to his rivals. After holding his bedraggled and dispirited army together during the difficult winter at Valley Forge, Washington learned that France had recognized American independence. 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After the arrival of the French army in 1780 he concentrated on coordinating allied efforts and in 1781 launched, in cooperation with the comte de Rochambeau and the comte d'Estaing, the brilliantly planned and executed Yorktown Campaign against Charles Cornwallis, securing (Oct. 19, 1781) the American victory. Washington had grown enormously in stature during the war. A man of unquestioned integrity, he began by accepting the advice of more experienced officers such as Gates and Charles Lee, but he quickly learned to trust his own judgment. He sometimes railed at Congress for its failure to supply troops and for the bungling fiscal measures that frustrated his efforts to secure adequate materiel. Gradually, however, he developed what was perhaps his greatest strength in a society suspicious of the military--his ability to deal effectively with civil authority. Whatever his private opinions, his relations with Congress and with the state governments were exemplary--despite the fact that his wartime powers sometimes amounted to dictatorial authority. On the battlefield Washington relied on a policy of trial and error, eventually becoming a master of improvisation. Often accused of being overly cautious, he could be bold when success seemed possible. He learned to use the short-term militia skillfully and to combine green troops with veterans to produce an efficient fighting force. After the war Washington returned to Mount Vernon, which had declined in his absence. Although he became president of the Society of the Cincinnati, an organization of former Revolutionary War officers, he avoided involvement in Virginia politics. Preferring to concentrate on restoring Mount Vernon, he added a greenhouse, a mill, an icehouse, and new land to the estate. He experimented with crop rotation, bred hunting dogs and horses, investigated the development of Potomac River navigation, undertook various commercial ventures, and traveled (1784) west to examine his land holdings near the Ohio River. His diary notes a steady stream of visitors, native and foreign; Mount Vernon, like its owner, had already become a national institution. In May 1787, Washington headed the Virginia delegation to the Constitutional Convension in Philadelphia and was unanimously elected presiding officer. His presence lent prestige to the proceedings, and although he made few direct contributions, he generally supported the advocates of a strong central government. After the new Constitution was submitted to the states for ratification and became legally operative, he was unanimously elected president (1789). The Presidency Taking office (Apr. 30, 1789) in New York City, Washington acted carefully and deliberately, aware of the need to build an executive structure that could accommodate future presidents. Hoping to prevent sectionalism from dividing the new nation, he toured the New England states (1789) and the South (1791). An able administrator, he nevertheless failed to heal the widening breach between factions led by Secretary of State Thomas Jefferson and Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton. Because he supported many of Hamilton's controversial fiscal policies--the assumption of state debts, the Bank of the United States, and the excise tax--Washington became the target of attacks by Jeffersonian Democratic-Republicans. Washington was reelected president in 1792, and the following year the most divisive crisis arising out of the personal and political conflicts within his cabinet occurred--over the issue of American neutrality during the war between England and France. 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Retirement and Assessment By March 1797, when Washington left office, the country's financial system was well established; the Indian threat east of the Mississippi had been largely eliminated; and Jay's Treaty and Pinckney's Treaty (1795) with Spain had enlarged U.S. territory and removed serious diplomatic difficulties. In spite of the animosities and conflicting opinions between Democratic-Republicans and members of the Hamiltonian Federalist party, the two groups were at least united in acceptance of the new federal government. Washington refused to run for a third term and, after a masterly Farewell Address in which he warned the United States against permanent alliances abroad, he went home to Mount Vernon. He was succeeded by his vice-president, Federalist John Adams. Although Washington reluctantly accepted command of the army in 1798 when war with France seemed imminent, he did not assume an active role. 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05-08-2010, 15:59:29: Hello.
05-08-2010, 20:07:41: check your formspring
05-08-2010, 21:44:44: Jacqueline Le
05-08-2010, 21:45:01: Jacqueline Le
05-08-2010, 21:46:29: wtf dude
05-08-2010, 22:32:02: boobs
05-08-2010, 22:32:30: boobs
05-09-2010, 02:18:41: hello
05-09-2010, 02:31:27: how are you?
05-09-2010, 05:54:33: shit
05-09-2010, 11:08:26: you ar gay
05-09-2010, 11:08:26: you ar gay
05-09-2010, 16:02:35: Have you thought about exiling him somewhere? China? The South Pole? Luxembourg?
05-09-2010, 16:03:09: Hello
05-09-2010, 16:03:27: Why?
05-09-2010, 16:53:24: bla bla
05-10-2010, 08:31:06: I have a question? In San Fransisco is Prototype This right?
05-10-2010, 10:45:13: hi
05-10-2010, 10:45:28: no
05-10-2010, 10:46:00:
05-10-2010, 10:46:06:
05-10-2010, 12:38:54: sammy is the best and i love her lotsss
05-10-2010, 12:47:55: fagit
05-10-2010, 14:29:27: i love haley
05-10-2010, 14:29:59: hi peeps
05-10-2010, 14:30:41: hi peeps
05-10-2010, 15:27:06: yeeehaaa
05-10-2010, 16:36:31: Ball sac
05-10-2010, 16:39:18: Hi
05-10-2010, 17:53:27: Hello Costas! How are you today?
05-10-2010, 18:22:04: HI JENNY
05-10-2010, 21:13:09: hi , rob, i am from china, ni hao, it is lunch time , ni chi guo le ma ?(in english , means are you eated? )
05-10-2010, 21:14:34: welcome to shanghai
05-10-2010, 21:37:20: I don't know you,but I just wanted to tell you that you are a fucking douche-bag!
05-11-2010, 08:07:08: /'zəʊɪtrəʊp/
05-11-2010, 08:07:36: hello world
05-11-2010, 08:07:45: hello world
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05-11-2010, 10:04:31: Im a go ham
05-11-2010, 10:04:48: Ham
05-11-2010, 11:44:21: I have no voice of my own
05-11-2010, 12:22:47: Bernd i love you
05-11-2010, 14:09:11: gamo ton antixristo sou
05-11-2010, 15:18:31: hi how are you =D
05-11-2010, 16:52:43: penis
05-11-2010, 19:32:02: casey. you are a home
05-11-2010, 19:39:54: The Straw Market is located on the western end of Bay Street, next door to the International Bazaar. The market offers items with a special Bahamian touch, which make good gifts or souvenirs
05-11-2010, 19:40:32: The Straw Market is located on the western end of Bay Street, next door to the International Bazaar. The market offers items with a special Bahamian touch, which make good gifts or souvenirs
05-11-2010, 20:46:44: gd
05-11-2010, 23:02:06: Duggan
05-11-2010, 23:03:19: sorry, my mistake
05-12-2010, 03:48:40:
05-12-2010, 08:04:21: Polybrominated diphenylethers
05-12-2010, 09:37:29: hi
05-12-2010, 09:54:22: GISSELLE
05-12-2010, 09:54:55: HEY .
05-12-2010, 11:14:46: im bored
05-13-2010, 06:47:46: Bari smells like a litterbox!
05-13-2010, 06:48:18: I am a dingleberry.
05-13-2010, 11:06:22: jock
05-13-2010, 12:39:30: coen
05-13-2010, 18:14:12: Hello, I am John.
05-13-2010, 18:15:10: If I make this thing yell at you, will you hear it?
05-13-2010, 18:15:27: Also, do you ever turn it off?
05-13-2010, 18:28:57: Dutch
05-13-2010, 18:29:28: Shave your head cock sucker
05-13-2010, 21:15:54: Roflcopter
05-13-2010, 21:16:34: Raw ful copter
05-14-2010, 05:09:59: sorry. the number you has dial is tempory is not available. please try again latter
05-14-2010, 05:29:39: Hi
05-14-2010, 05:30:26: Hi
05-14-2010, 05:31:05: Hi am king
05-14-2010, 05:35:30: Hi
05-14-2010, 05:38:55: Hi
05-14-2010, 07:01:54: tredhbief
05-14-2010, 07:02:17: hellooo
05-14-2010, 07:03:49: helllooooo
05-14-2010, 09:43:46: my name is mario
05-14-2010, 17:54:53: m
05-14-2010, 19:31:22: Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli
05-14-2010, 21:30:12: hello
05-14-2010, 21:30:47: say ah and yell
05-15-2010, 00:12:28: cock
05-15-2010, 00:12:42: cock
05-15-2010, 00:12:48: hey
05-15-2010, 02:15:09: hi
05-15-2010, 05:05:33: hello
05-15-2010, 05:05:53: hello there
05-15-2010, 07:03:42: test
05-15-2010, 07:40:07: good
05-15-2010, 09:57:50: I love you boobie
05-15-2010, 10:30:37: hi
05-15-2010, 12:34:09: hi
05-15-2010, 14:06:31: ass
05-15-2010, 14:06:57: wer
05-15-2010, 14:07:47: your goy
05-15-2010, 14:08:27: your gay
05-15-2010, 14:48:50: please fuck my arse
05-15-2010, 14:49:56: gooooooooooo
05-15-2010, 14:50:24: please fuck my arse
05-15-2010, 15:23:15: what up homie
05-15-2010, 20:11:19: Hi Mother and father how are you doing tonight?
05-15-2010, 20:12:01: yo
05-15-2010, 20:12:25: hello
05-15-2010, 21:46:20: oomi
05-15-2010, 21:47:54: oomi suck big deek
05-16-2010, 04:36:25: can you check the pizza please!!
05-16-2010, 09:20:42: yamany
05-16-2010, 09:21:10: yamany
05-16-2010, 09:21:22: hi
05-16-2010, 14:02:05: degage
05-16-2010, 14:02:27: bye
05-16-2010, 14:14:32: are you stupid?
05-16-2010, 14:40:41: hi
05-17-2010, 06:03:07: hey
05-17-2010, 06:03:24: lala
05-17-2010, 11:35:57: Nothing
05-17-2010, 12:39:38: pastie
05-17-2010, 18:19:03: jews
05-18-2010, 13:44:44: hello babe how are you
05-18-2010, 15:17:17: i bitch face
05-18-2010, 15:17:38: hello
05-18-2010, 23:50:25: hello
05-18-2010, 23:50:51: hi hello hey whats up
05-19-2010, 00:07:20: How are you
05-19-2010, 00:07:49: your fake
05-19-2010, 02:32:37: kim do you want to go home?
05-19-2010, 03:09:31: hello
05-19-2010, 03:38:10:
05-19-2010, 06:55:58: mini
05-19-2010, 07:12:29: maria
05-19-2010, 10:30:30: hi
05-19-2010, 11:23:44: hello there
05-19-2010, 12:00:24: shawn is duPr
05-19-2010, 12:00:39: shawn is duPr
05-19-2010, 15:50:27: expenditures
05-19-2010, 17:43:45: boobs
05-19-2010, 17:44:21: dumb
05-19-2010, 21:48:04: hi
05-20-2010, 10:49:02: hi andrew
05-20-2010, 10:49:04: hi andrew
05-20-2010, 10:49:16: hi andrew
05-20-2010, 15:50:39: what the hell pepper
05-20-2010, 16:49:10: what are you eating?
05-20-2010, 16:49:24: what are you eating?
05-20-2010, 16:52:21: poop zor
05-20-2010, 16:59:53: Hi
05-20-2010, 17:00:24: Bitch
05-20-2010, 21:20:50: can this sound like stephen hawking's machine?
05-20-2010, 21:34:59: how are you?
05-20-2010, 21:35:58: can you talk to me?
05-21-2010, 00:06:06: We are all faces of jesus
05-21-2010, 01:08:20: THE RATIO OF THE AVERAGE MASS OF AN ATOM OF THE ISOTOPE TO 1/12TH IF THE MASS OF THE CARBON
05-21-2010, 01:09:18: hello
05-21-2010, 04:29:53: hey
05-21-2010, 04:57:59: hi
05-21-2010, 09:53:38: hello
05-21-2010, 09:53:38: hello
05-21-2010, 09:55:58: Hello I wanna fuck
05-21-2010, 12:19:38: xenia
05-21-2010, 12:19:56: dghsfhsdfhfghfghdfgh
05-21-2010, 17:47:01:
05-21-2010, 18:29:27: hola miamor luis alberto rico me gusta mucho paichulo como esta de bueno
05-21-2010, 18:30:06: hola miamor luis alberto rico me gusta mucho paichulo como esta de bueno
05-21-2010, 18:59:00: ruined
05-21-2010, 19:03:03: Hello
05-21-2010, 19:04:42: OH MAN!!!!! I GOT SOME SERIOUSLY BAD GAS!!! AAUUUGGHHH!!! OH! OH MAN!!!
05-22-2010, 06:09:41: anus
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05-22-2010, 09:14:22: lara
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05-22-2010, 12:12:15: U COCKY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
05-22-2010, 12:13:15: sorry meant to put that in my mail message
05-22-2010, 12:25:13: I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me... She showed me her room, isn't it good Norwegian wood? She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere, So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair. I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine, We talked until two and then she said: "It's time for bed" She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh. I told her I didn't, and crawled off to sleep in the bath And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown So I lit a fire, isn't it good Norwegian wood.
05-22-2010, 13:10:54: who is rob hanson
05-22-2010, 19:36:19: Hello
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05-23-2010, 08:45:33: Do you want to be stuck flipping burgers for the rest of your life and end up with no friends besides your Computer and TV, well if you want to know you have to follow this basic rule which is not to play video games. If right now all you care about is video games and what level you’re in, that means that you are already stuck in the hole, if you want to get out for starters you should pack all your video game in a box and throw them in the closet. The main things about video games that bite is the realistic fantasy that hypnotizes you, gets you addicted, waste of time, and most importantly your health. If you don’t believe me wake up and take look at reality because of these reasons; 1st of all video games are all fantasy and you don’t gain anything from it besides a cranky attitude. When you play in a fantasy world you might think it’s cool, but face it might be the closest way you may get to the super bowl or saving a princess. Video games make you also feel irritable and crazier, say for instance you can come to school still pretending you’re in a video game and punch someone when they try to threaten you, and all you win then is a free ticket to the principal’s office. When you’re playing video games it can confuse you with what’s really happening and what’s not happening. Another main reason you should not play video game is because it’s a waste of time, instead of sitting down on a couch and play video games you can do homework, read, draw or go outside and play. Mostly you play video games when you are bored, in the car or just playing for the heck of it. When you play video games you can get headaches more often and have no clue what to do when it comes to real situations like in a fire, you can’t just take out a star from your pocket and put it on you so it makes you invisible. When you sit home inside like a couch potato you start eating because you get bored in the mind, but with your eyes you don’t get bored at all but what your really doing is sitting and pressing buttons so when you starts to eat and that leads you to a becoming the “ F word”, FAT. Most of the people in become Obese just because of playing video games and not getting active. When you play video games all you can think of is “how to get to the next level”, but what you should really be thinking is “what am I doing with my life”. The scary thing about video games is that it can rip away your health. Al though video games are fun to play with, but there are other things you can do beside sit all day and press buttons. I myself learned this the hard way, tree years ago used to play video games all the time and I was not that good in much sports beside soccer, then the moment I decided to stop I started to become more active and made me very good in basketball. Now I’m enjoying life having fun and most importantly staying healthy. Video games can even influence you to smoke and drink alcoholic stuff because in on video games they show images of people smoking and drinking and that only can decrease your health. Video games can even control your life and make you not go outside and get active, this also can lead you to becoming the “F word” fat, and all it takes is hard work and consistence to get active and healthy, and once again even I had to learn that hard way. One of the most important reasons why you should not play video games is because they are very influential and you can get addicted fast and makes you keep play “8 days a week” and after you beat the game companies make it so you can by one more video game. The companies do this on purpose like they reward you in the video game for example to win a sword you have to beat bonus level 5, so even when the video game is boring they still try making it fun by adding extra things like that. When you play games that are too violent it can make you influenced by thinking it’s cool and so you do it like in some games it shows people hijacking car, robbing stores, killing innocent people just to get points or in this case money. Even the bible talks about these types of things such as Galatians 5:19-21. Blowing up things 1st sound good but in real life when you do it there are consequences, then that will be GAME OVER for you. Now that you know video games are deadly and hazardous for these main reasons: Fantasy, gets you addicted, it can be a very bad influential, and most importantly your health can be put on the line. Video games can ruin your LIFE, after all life is not a video game, you don’t have 3 lives you only have 1 so make the best use of it. Video games are not the best thing that keeps you busy but if you want to stop playing video games just get some paper and a pencil and do something with it and be creative and have fun.
05-23-2010, 08:48:42: Do you want to be stuck flipping burgers for the rest of your life and end up with no friends besides your Computer and TV, well if you want to know you have to follow this basic rule which is not to play video games. If right now all you care about is video games and what level you’re in, that means that you are already stuck in the hole, if you want to get out for starters you should pack all your video game in a box and throw them in the closet. The main things about video games that bite is the realistic fantasy that hypnotizes you, gets you addicted, waste of time, and most importantly your health. If you don’t believe me wake up and take look at reality because of these reasons; 1st of all video games are all fantasy and you don’t gain anything from it besides a cranky attitude. When you play in a fantasy world you might think it’s cool, but face it might be the closest way you may get to the super bowl or saving a princess. Video games make you also feel irritable and crazier, say for instance you can come to school still pretending you’re in a video game and punch someone when they try to threaten you, and all you win then is a free ticket to the principal’s office. When you’re playing video games it can confuse you with what’s really happening and what’s not happening. Another main reason you should not play video game is because it’s a waste of time, instead of sitting down on a couch and play video games you can do homework, read, draw or go outside and play. Mostly you play video games when you are bored, in the car or just playing for the heck of it. When you play video games you can get headaches more often and have no clue what to do when it comes to real situations like in a fire, you can’t just take out a star from your pocket and put it on you so it makes you invisible. When you sit home inside like a couch potato you start eating because you get bored in the mind, but with your eyes you don’t get bored at all but what your really doing is sitting and pressing buttons so when you starts to eat and that leads you to a becoming the “ F word”, FAT. Most of the people in become Obese just because of playing video games and not getting active. When you play video games all you can think of is “how to get to the next level”, but what you should really be thinking is “what am I doing with my life”. The scary thing about video games is that it can rip away your health. Al though video games are fun to play with, but there are other things you can do beside sit all day and press buttons. I myself learned this the hard way, tree years ago used to play video games all the time and I was not that good in much sports beside soccer, then the moment I decided to stop I started to become more active and made me very good in basketball. Now I’m enjoying life having fun and most importantly staying healthy. Video games can even influence you to smoke and drink alcoholic stuff because in on video games they show images of people smoking and drinking and that only can decrease your health. Video games can even control your life and make you not go outside and get active, this also can lead you to becoming the “F word” fat, and all it takes is hard work and consistence to get active and healthy, and once again even I had to learn that hard way. One of the most important reasons why you should not play video games is because they are very influential and you can get addicted fast and makes you keep play “8 days a week” and after you beat the game companies make it so you can by one more video game. The companies do this on purpose like they reward you in the video game for example to win a sword you have to beat bonus level 5, so even when the video game is boring they still try making it fun by adding extra things like that. When you play games that are too violent it can make you influenced by thinking it’s cool and so you do it like in some games it shows people hijacking car, robbing stores, killing innocent people just to get points or in this case money. Even the bible talks about these types of things such as Galatians 5:19-21. Blowing up things 1st sound good but in real life when you do it there are consequences, then that will be GAME OVER for you. Now that you know video games are deadly and hazardous for these main reasons: Fantasy, gets you addicted, it can be a very bad influential, and most importantly your health can be put on the line. Video games can ruin your LIFE, after all life is not a video game, you don’t have 3 lives you only have 1 so make the best use of it. Video games are not the best thing that keeps you busy but if you want to stop playing video games just get some paper and a pencil and do something with it and be creative and have fun.
05-23-2010, 08:48:56: hi
05-23-2010, 08:49:56: Do you want to be stuck flipping burgers for the rest of your life and end up with no friends besides your Computer and TV, well if you want to know you have to follow this basic rule which is not to play video games. If right now all you care about is video games and what level you’re in, that means that you are already stuck in the hole, if you want to get out for starters you should pack all your video game in a box and throw them in the closet. The main things about video games that bite is the realistic fantasy that hypnotizes you, gets you addicted, waste of time, and most importantly your health. If you don’t believe me wake up and take look at reality because of these reasons; 1st of all video games are all fantasy and you don’t gain anything from it besides a cranky attitude. When you play in a fantasy world you might think it’s cool, but face it might be the closest way you may get to the super bowl or saving a princess. Video games make you also feel irritable and crazier, say for instance you can come to school still pretending you’re in a video game and punch someone when they try to threaten you, and all you win then is a free ticket to the principal’s office. When you’re playing video games it can confuse you with what’s really happening and what’s not happening. Another main reason you should not play video game is because it’s a waste of time, instead of sitting down on a couch and play video games you can do homework, read, draw or go outside and play. Mostly you play video games when you are bored, in the car or just playing for the heck of it. When you play video games you can get headaches more often and have no clue what to do when it comes to real situations like in a fire, you can’t just take out a star from your pocket and put it on you so it makes you invisible. When you sit home inside like a couch potato you start eating because you get bored in the mind, but with your eyes you don’t get bored at all but what your really doing is sitting and pressing buttons so when you starts to eat and that leads you to a becoming the “ F word”, FAT. Most of the people in become Obese just because of playing video games and not getting active. When you play video games all you can think of is “how to get to the next level”, but what you should really be thinking is “what am I doing with my life”. The scary thing about video games is that it can rip away your health. Al though video games are fun to play with, but there are other things you can do beside sit all day and press buttons. I myself learned this the hard way, tree years ago used to play video games all the time and I was not that good in much sports beside soccer, then the moment I decided to stop I started to become more active and made me very good in basketball. Now I’m enjoying life having fun and most importantly staying healthy. Video games can even influence you to smoke and drink alcoholic stuff because in on video games they show images of people smoking and drinking and that only can decrease your health. Video games can even control your life and make you not go outside and get active, this also can lead you to becoming the “F word” fat, and all it takes is hard work and consistence to get active and healthy, and once again even I had to learn that hard way. One of the most important reasons why you should not play video games is because they are very influential and you can get addicted fast and makes you keep play “8 days a week” and after you beat the game companies make it so you can by one more video game. The companies do this on purpose like they reward you in the video game for example to win a sword you have to beat bonus level 5, so even when the video game is boring they still try making it fun by adding extra things like that. When you play games that are too violent it can make you influenced by thinking it’s cool and so you do it like in some games it shows people hijacking car, robbing stores, killing innocent people just to get points or in this case money. Even the bible talks about these types of things such as Galatians 5:19-21. Blowing up things 1st sound good but in real life when you do it there are consequences, then that will be GAME OVER for you. Now that you know video games are deadly and hazardous for these main reasons: Fantasy, gets you addicted, it can be a very bad influential, and most importantly your health can be put on the line. Video games can ruin your LIFE, after all life is not a video game, you don’t have 3 lives you only have 1 so make the best use of it. Video games are not the best thing that keeps you busy but if you want to stop playing video games just get some paper and a pencil and do something with it and be creative and have fun.
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07-19-2010, 19:45:26: On glancing over my notes of the seventy odd cases in which I have during the last eight years studied the methods of my friend Sherlock Holmes, I find many tragic, some comic, a large number merely strange, but none commonplace; for, working as he did rather for the love of his art than for the acquirement of wealth, he refused to associate himself with any investigation which did not tend towards the unusual, and even the fantastic. Of all these varied cases, however, I cannot recall any which presented more singular features than that which was associated with the well-known Surrey family of the Roylotts of Stoke Moran. The events in question occurred in the early days of my association with Holmes, when we were sharing rooms as bachelors in Baker Street. It is possible that I might have placed them upon record before, but a promise of secrecy was made at the time, from which I have only been freed during the last month by the untimely death of the lady to whom the pledge was given. It is perhaps as well that the facts should now come to light, for I have reasons to know that there are widespread rumours as to the death of Dr. Grimesby Roylott which tend to make the matter even more terrible than the truth. It was early in April in the year '83 that I woke one morning to find Sherlock Holmes standing, fully dressed, by the side of my bed. He was a late riser, as a rule, and as the clock on the mantelpiece showed me that it was only a quarter-past seven, I blinked up at him in some surprise, and perhaps just a little resentment, for I was myself regular in my habits. "Very sorry to wake you, Watson," said he, "but it's the common lot this morning. Mrs. Hudson has been awakened, she retorted upon me, and I on you." "What is it, then--a fire?" "No; a client. It seems that a young lady has arrived in a considerable state of excitement, who insists upon seeing me. She is waiting now in the sitting-room. Now, when young ladies wander about the metropolis at this hour of the morning, and knock sleepy people up out of their beds, I presume that it is something very pressing which they have to communicate. Should it prove to be an interesting case, you would, I am sure, wish to follow it from the outset. I thought, at any rate, that I should call you and give you the chance." "My dear fellow, I would not miss it for anything." I had no keener pleasure than in following Holmes in his professional investigations, and in admiring the rapid deductions, as swift as intuitions, and yet always founded on a logical basis with which he unravelled the problems which were submitted to him. I rapidly threw on my clothes and was ready in a few minutes to accompany my friend down to the sitting-room. A lady dressed in black and heavily veiled, who had been sitting in the window, rose as we entered. "Good-morning, madam," said Holmes cheerily. "My name is Sherlock Holmes. This is my intimate friend and associate, Dr. Watson, before whom you can speak as freely as before myself. Ha! I am glad to see that Mrs. Hudson has had the good sense to light the fire. Pray draw up to it, and I shall order you a cup of hot coffee, for I observe that you are shivering." "It is not cold which makes me shiver," said the woman in a low voice, changing her seat as requested. "What, then?" "It is fear, Mr. Holmes. It is terror." She raised her veil as she spoke, and we could see that she was indeed in a pitiable state of agitation, her face all drawn and grey, with restless frightened eyes, like those of some hunted animal. Her features and figure were those of a woman of thirty, but her hair was shot with premature grey, and her expression was weary and haggard. Sherlock Holmes ran her over with one of his quick, all-comprehensive glances. "You must not fear," said he soothingly, bending forward and patting her forearm. "We shall soon set matters right, I have no doubt. You have come in by train this morning, I see." "You know me, then?" "No, but I observe the second half of a return ticket in the palm of your left glove. You must have started early, and yet you had a good drive in a dog-cart, along heavy roads, before you reached the station." The lady gave a violent start and stared in bewilderment at my companion. "There is no mystery, my dear madam," said he, smiling. "The left arm of your jacket is spattered with mud in no less than seven places. The marks are perfectly fresh. There is no vehicle save a dog-cart which throws up mud in that way, and then only when you sit on the left-hand side of the driver." "Whatever your reasons may be, you are perfectly correct," said she. "I started from home before six, reached Leatherhead at twenty past, and came in by the first train to Waterloo. Sir, I can stand this strain no longer; I shall go mad if it continues. I have no one to turn to--none, save only one, who cares for me, and he, poor fellow, can be of little aid. I have heard of you, Mr. Holmes; I have heard of you from Mrs. Farintosh, whom you helped in the hour of her sore need. It was from her that I had your address. Oh, sir, do you not think that you could help me, too, and at least throw a little light through the dense darkness which surrounds me? At present it is out of my power to reward you for your services, but in a month or six weeks I shall be married, with the control of my own income, and then at least you shall not find me ungrateful." Holmes turned to his desk and, unlocking it, drew out a small case-book, which he consulted. "Farintosh," said he. "Ah yes, I recall the case; it was concerned with an opal tiara. I think it was before your time, Watson. I can only say, madam, that I shall be happy to devote the same care to your case as I did to that of your friend. As to reward, my profession is its own reward; but you are at liberty to defray whatever expenses I may be put to, at the time which suits you best. And now I beg that you will lay before us everything that may help us in forming an opinion upon the matter." "Alas!" replied our visitor, "the very horror of my situation lies in the fact that my fears are so vague, and my suspicions depend so entirely upon small points, which might seem trivial to another, that even he to whom of all others I have a right to look for help and advice looks upon all that I tell him about it as the fancies of a nervous woman. He does not say so, but I can read it from his soothing answers and averted eyes. But I have heard, Mr. Holmes, that you can see deeply into the manifold wickedness of the human heart. You may advise me how to walk amid the dangers which encompass me." "I am all attention, madam." "My name is Helen Stoner, and I am living with my stepfather, who is the last survivor of one of the oldest Saxon families in England, the Roylotts of Stoke Moran, on the western border of Surrey." Holmes nodded his head. "The name is familiar to me," said he. "The family was at one time among the richest in England, and the estates extended over the borders into Berkshire in the north, and Hampshire in the west. In the last century, however, four successive heirs were of a dissolute and wasteful disposition, and the family ruin was eventually completed by a gambler in the days of the Regency. Nothing was left save a few acres of ground, and the two-hundred-year-old house, which is itself crushed under a heavy mortgage. The last squire dragged out his existence there, living the horrible life of an aristocratic pauper; but his only son, my stepfather, seeing that he must adapt himself to the new conditions, obtained an advance from a relative, which enabled him to take a medical degree and went out to Calcutta, where, by his professional skill and his force of character, he established a large practice. In a fit of anger, however, caused by some robberies which had been perpetrated in the house, he beat his native butler to death and narrowly escaped a capital sentence. As it was, he suffered a long term of imprisonment and afterwards returned to England a morose and disappointed man. "When Dr. Roylott was in India he married my mother, Mrs. Stoner, the young widow of Major-General Stoner, of the Bengal Artillery. My sister Julia and I were twins, and we were only two years old at the time of my mother's re-marriage. She had a considerable sum of money--not less than 1000 pounds a year--and this she bequeathed to Dr. Roylott entirely while we resided with him, with a provision that a certain annual sum should be allowed to each of us in the event of our marriage. Shortly after our return to England my mother died--she was killed eight years ago in a railway accident near Crewe. Dr. Roylott then abandoned his attempts to establish himself in practice in London and took us to live with him in the old ancestral house at Stoke Moran. The money which my mother had left was enough for all our wants, and there seemed to be no obstacle to our happiness. "But a terrible change came over our stepfather about this time. Instead of making friends and exchanging visits with our neighbours, who had at first been overjoyed to see a Roylott of Stoke Moran back in the old family seat, he shut himself up in his house and seldom came out save to indulge in ferocious quarrels with whoever might cross his path. Violence of temper approaching to mania has been hereditary in the men of the family, and in my stepfather's case it had, I believe, been intensified by his long residence in the tropics. A series of disgraceful brawls took place, two of which ended in the police-court, until at last he became the terror of the village, and the folks would fly at his approach, for he is a man of immense strength, and absolutely uncontrollable in his anger. "Last week he hurled the local blacksmith over a parapet into a stream, and it was only by paying over all the money which I could gather together that I was able to avert another public exposure. He had no friends at all save the wandering gipsies, and he would give these vagabonds leave to encamp upon the few acres of bramble-covered land which represent the family estate, and would accept in return the hospitality of their tents, wandering away with them sometimes for weeks on end. He has a passion also for Indian animals, which are sent over to him by a correspondent, and he has at this moment a cheetah and a baboon, which wander freely over his grounds and are feared by the villagers almost as much as their master. "You can imagine from what I say that my poor sister Julia and I had no great pleasure in our lives. No servant would stay with us, and for a long time we did all the work of the house. She was but thirty at the time of her death, and yet her hair had already begun to whiten, even as mine has." "Your sister is dead, then?" "She died just two years ago, and it is of her death that I wish to speak to you. You can understand that, living the life which I have described, we were little likely to see anyone of our own age and position. We had, however, an aunt, my mother's maiden sister, Miss Honoria Westphail, who lives near Harrow, and we were occasionally allowed to pay short visits at this lady's house. Julia went there at Christmas two years ago, and met there a half-pay major of marines, to whom she became engaged. My stepfather learned of the engagement when my sister returned and offered no objection to the marriage; but within a fortnight of the day which had been fixed for the wedding, the terrible event occurred which has deprived me of my only companion." Sherlock Holmes had been leaning back in his chair with his eyes closed and his head sunk in a cushion, but he half opened his lids now and glanced across at his visitor. "Pray be precise as to details," said he. "It is easy for me to be so, for every event of that dreadful time is seared into my memory. The manor-house is, as I have already said, very old, and only one wing is now inhabited. The bedrooms in this wing are on the ground floor, the sitting-rooms being in the central block of the buildings. Of these bedrooms the first is Dr. Roylott's, the second my sister's, and the third my own. There is no communication between them, but they all open out into the same corridor. Do I make myself plain?" "Perfectly so." "The windows of the three rooms open out upon the lawn. That fatal night Dr. Roylott had gone to his room early, though we knew that he had not retired to rest, for my sister was troubled by the smell of the strong Indian cigars which it was his custom to smoke. She left her room, therefore, and came into mine, where she sat for some time, chatting about her approaching wedding. At eleven o'clock she rose to leave me, but she paused at the door and looked back. "'Tell me, Helen,' said she, 'have you ever heard anyone whistle in the dead of the night?' "'Never,' said I. "'I suppose that you could not possibly whistle, yourself, in your sleep?' "'Certainly not. But why?' "'Because during the last few nights I have always, about three in the morning, heard a low, clear whistle. I am a light sleeper, and it has awakened me. I cannot tell where it came from--perhaps from the next room, perhaps from the lawn. I thought that I would just ask you whether you had heard it.' "'No, I have not. It must be those wretched gipsies in the plantation.' "'Very likely. And yet if it were on the lawn, I wonder that you did not hear it also.' "'Ah, but I sleep more heavily than you.' "'Well, it is of no great consequence, at any rate.' She smiled back at me, closed my door, and a few moments later I heard her key turn in the lock." "Indeed," said Holmes. "Was it your custom always to lock yourselves in at night?" "Always." "And why?" "I think that I mentioned to you that the doctor kept a cheetah and a baboon. We had no feeling of security unless our doors were locked." "Quite so. Pray proceed with your statement." "I could not sleep that night. A vague feeling of impending misfortune impressed me. My sister and I, you will recollect, were twins, and you know how subtle are the links which bind two souls which are so closely allied. It was a wild night. The wind was howling outside, and the rain was beating and splashing against the windows. Suddenly, amid all the hubbub of the gale, there burst forth the wild scream of a terrified woman. I knew that it was my sister's voice. I sprang from my bed, wrapped a shawl round me, and rushed into the corridor. As I opened my door I seemed to hear a low whistle, such as my sister described, and a few moments later a clanging sound, as if a mass of metal had fallen. As I ran down the passage, my sister's door was unlocked, and revolved slowly upon its hinges. I stared at it horror-stricken, not knowing what was about to issue from it. By the light of the corridor-lamp I saw my sister appear at the opening, her face blanched with terror, her hands groping for help, her whole figure swaying to and fro like that of a drunkard. I ran to her and threw my arms round her, but at that moment her knees seemed to give way and she fell to the ground. She writhed as one who is in terrible pain, and her limbs were dreadfully convulsed. At first I thought that she had not recognised me, but as I bent over her she suddenly shrieked out in a voice which I shall never forget, 'Oh, my God! Helen! It was the band! The speckled band!' There was something else which she would fain have said, and she stabbed with her finger into the air in the direction of the doctor's room, but a fresh convulsion seized her and choked her words. I rushed out, calling loudly for my stepfather, and I met him hastening from his room in his dressing-gown. When he reached my sister's side she was unconscious, and though he poured brandy down her throat and sent for medical aid from the village, all efforts were in vain, for she slowly sank and died without having recovered her consciousness. Such was the dreadful end of my beloved sister." "One moment," said Holmes, "are you sure about this whistle and metallic sound? Could you swear to it?" "That was what the county coroner asked me at the inquiry. It is my strong impression that I heard it, and yet, among the crash of the gale and the creaking of an old house, I may possibly have been deceived." "Was your sister dressed?" "No, she was in her night-dress. In her right hand was found the charred stump of a match, and in her left a match-box." "Showing that she had struck a light and looked about her when the alarm took place. That is important. And what conclusions did the coroner come to?" "He investigated the case with great care, for Dr. Roylott's conduct had long been notorious in the county, but he was unable to find any satisfactory cause of death. My evidence showed that the door had been fastened upon the inner side, and the windows were blocked by old-fashioned shutters with broad iron bars, which were secured every night. The walls were carefully sounded, and were shown to be quite solid all round, and the flooring was also thoroughly examined, with the same result. The chimney is wide, but is barred up by four large staples. It is certain, therefore, that my sister was quite alone when she met her end. Besides, there were no marks of any violence upon her." "How about poison?" "The doctors examined her for it, but without success." "What do you think that this unfortunate lady died of, then?" "It is my belief that she died of pure fear and nervous shock, though what it was that frightened her I cannot imagine." "Were there gipsies in the plantation at the time?" "Yes, there are nearly always some there." "Ah, and what did you gather from this allusion to a band--a speckled band?" "Sometimes I have thought that it was merely the wild talk of delirium, sometimes that it may have referred to some band of people, perhaps to these very gipsies in the plantation. I do not know whether the spotted handkerchiefs which so many of them wear over their heads might have suggested the strange adjective which she used." Holmes shook his head like a man who is far from being satisfied. "These are very deep waters," said he; "pray go on with your narrative." "Two years have passed since then, and my life has been until lately lonelier than ever. A month ago, however, a dear friend, whom I have known for many years, has done me the honour to ask my hand in marriage. His name is Armitage--Percy Armitage--the second son of Mr. Armitage, of Crane Water, near Reading. My stepfather has offered no opposition to the match, and we are to be married in the course of the spring. Two days ago some repairs were started in the west wing of the building, and my bedroom wall has been pierced, so that I have had to move into the chamber in which my sister died, and to sleep in the very bed in which she slept. Imagine, then, my thrill of terror when last night, as I lay awake, thinking over her terrible fate, I suddenly heard in the silence of the night the low whistle which had been the herald of her own death. I sprang up and lit the lamp, but nothing was to be seen in the room. I was too shaken to go to bed again, however, so I dressed, and as soon as it was daylight I slipped down, got a dog-cart at the Crown Inn, which is opposite, and drove to Leatherhead, from whence I have come on this morning with the one object of seeing you and asking your advice." "You have done wisely," said my friend. "But have you told me all?" "Yes, all." "Miss Roylott, you have not. You are screening your stepfather." "Why, what do you mean?" For answer Holmes pushed back the frill of black lace which fringed the hand that lay upon our visitor's knee. Five little livid spots, the marks of four fingers and a thumb, were printed upon the white wrist. "You have been cruelly used," said Holmes. The lady coloured deeply and covered over her injured wrist. "He is a hard man," she said, "and perhaps he hardly knows his own strength." There was a long silence, during which Holmes leaned his chin upon his hands and stared into the crackling fire. "This is a very deep business," he said at last. "There are a thousand details which I should desire to know before I decide upon our course of action. Yet we have not a moment to lose. If we were to come to Stoke Moran to-day, would it be possible for us to see over these rooms without the knowledge of your stepfather?" "As it happens, he spoke of coming into town to-day upon some most important business. It is probable that he will be away all day, and that there would be nothing to disturb you. We have a housekeeper now, but she is old and foolish, and I could easily get her out of the way." "Excellent. You are not averse to this trip, Watson?" "By no means." "Then we shall both come. What are you going to do yourself?" "I have one or two things which I would wish to do now that I am in town. But I shall return by the twelve o'clock train, so as to be there in time for your coming." "And you may expect us early in the afternoon. I have myself some small business matters to attend to. Will you not wait and breakfast?" "No, I must go. My heart is lightened already since I have confided my trouble to you. I shall look forward to seeing you again this afternoon." She dropped her thick black veil over her face and glided from the room. "And what do you think of it all, Watson?" asked Sherlock Holmes, leaning back in his chair. "It seems to me to be a most dark and sinister business." "Dark enough and sinister enough." "Yet if the lady is correct in saying that the flooring and walls are sound, and that the door, window, and chimney are impassable, then her sister must have been undoubtedly alone when she met her mysterious end." "What becomes, then, of these nocturnal whistles, and what of the very peculiar words of the dying woman?" "I cannot think." "When you combine the ideas of whistles at night, the presence of a band of gipsies who are on intimate terms with this old doctor, the fact that we have every reason to believe that the doctor has an interest in preventing his stepdaughter's marriage, the dying allusion to a band, and, finally, the fact that Miss Helen Stoner heard a metallic clang, which might have been caused by one of those metal bars that secured the shutters falling back into its place, I think that there is good ground to think that the mystery may be cleared along those lines." "But what, then, did the gipsies do?" "I cannot imagine." "I see many objections to any such theory." "And so do I. It is precisely for that reason that we are going to Stoke Moran this day. I want to see whether the objections are fatal, or if they may be explained away. But what in the name of the devil!" The ejaculation had been drawn from my companion by the fact that our door had been suddenly dashed open, and that a huge man had framed himself in the aperture. His costume was a peculiar mixture of the professional and of the agricultural, having a black top-hat, a long frock-coat, and a pair of high gaiters, with a hunting-crop swinging in his hand. So tall was he that his hat actually brushed the cross bar of the doorway, and his breadth seemed to span it across from side to side. A large face, seared with a thousand wrinkles, burned yellow with the sun, and marked with every evil passion, was turned from one to the other of us, while his deep-set, bile-shot eyes, and his high, thin, fleshless nose, gave him somewhat the resemblance to a fierce old bird of prey. "Which of you is Holmes?" asked this apparition. "My name, sir; but you have the advantage of me," said my companion quietly. "I am Dr. Grimesby Roylott, of Stoke Moran." "Indeed, Doctor," said Holmes blandly. "Pray take a seat." "I will do nothing of the kind. My stepdaughter has been here. I have traced her. What has she been saying to you?" "It is a little cold for the time of the year," said Holmes. "What has she been saying to you?" screamed the old man furiously. "But I have heard that the crocuses promise well," continued my companion imperturbably. "Ha! You put me off, do you?" said our new visitor, taking a step forward and shaking his hunting-crop. "I know you, you scoundrel! I have heard of you before. You are Holmes, the meddler." My friend smiled. "Holmes, the busybody!" His smile broadened. "Holmes, the Scotland Yard Jack-in-office!" Holmes chuckled heartily. "Your conversation is most entertaining," said he. "When you go out close the door, for there is a decided draught." "I will go when I have said my say. Don't you dare to meddle with my affairs. I know that Miss Stoner has been here. I traced her! I am a dangerous man to fall foul of! See here." He stepped swiftly forward, seized the poker, and bent it into a curve with his huge brown hands. "See that you keep yourself out of my grip," he snarled, and hurling the twisted poker into the fireplace he strode out of the room. "He seems a very amiable person," said Holmes, laughing. "I am not quite so bulky, but if he had remained I might have shown him that my grip was not much more feeble than his own." As he spoke he picked up the steel poker and, with a sudden effort, straightened it out again. "Fancy his having the insolence to confound me with the official detective force! This incident gives zest to our investigation, however, and I only trust that our little friend will not suffer from her imprudence in allowing this brute to trace her. And now, Watson, we shall order breakfast, and afterwards I shall walk down to Doctors' Commons, where I hope to get some data which may help us in this matter." It was nearly one o'clock when Sherlock Holmes returned from his excursion. He held in his hand a sheet of blue paper, scrawled over with notes and figures. "I have seen the will of the deceased wife," said he. "To determine its exact meaning I have been obliged to work out the present prices of the investments with which it is concerned. The total income, which at the time of the wife's death was little short of 1100 pounds, is now, through the fall in agricultural prices, not more than 750 pounds. Each daughter can claim an income of 250 pounds, in case of marriage. It is evident, therefore, that if both girls had married, this beauty would have had a mere pittance, while even one of them would cripple him to a very serious extent. My morning's work has not been wasted, since it has proved that he has the very strongest motives for standing in the way of anything of the sort. And now, Watson, this is too serious for dawdling, especially as the old man is aware that we are interesting ourselves in his affairs; so if you are ready, we shall call a cab and drive to Waterloo. I should be very much obliged if you would slip your revolver into your pocket. An Eley's No. 2 is an excellent argument with gentlemen who can twist steel pokers into knots. That and a tooth-brush are, I think, all that we need." At Waterloo we were fortunate in catching a train for Leatherhead, where we hired a trap at the station inn and drove for four or five miles through the lovely Surrey lanes. It was a perfect day, with a bright sun and a few fleecy clouds in the heavens. The trees and wayside hedges were just throwing out their first green shoots, and the air was full of the pleasant smell of the moist earth. To me at least there was a strange contrast between the sweet promise of the spring and this sinister quest upon which we were engaged. My companion sat in the front of the trap, his arms folded, his hat pulled down over his eyes, and his chin sunk upon his breast, buried in the deepest thought. Suddenly, however, he started, tapped me on the shoulder, and pointed over the meadows. "Look there!" said he. A heavily timbered park stretched up in a gentle slope, thickening into a grove at the highest point. From amid the branches there jutted out the grey gables and high roof-tree of a very old mansion. "Stoke Moran?" said he. "Yes, sir, that be the house of Dr. Grimesby Roylott," remarked the driver. "There is some building going on there," said Holmes; "that is where we are going." "There's the village," said the driver, pointing to a cluster of roofs some distance to the left; "but if you want to get to the house, you'll find it shorter to get over this stile, and so by the foot-path over the fields. There it is, where the lady is walking." "And the lady, I fancy, is Miss Stoner," observed Holmes, shading his eyes. "Yes, I think we had better do as you suggest." We got off, paid our fare, and the trap rattled back on its way to Leatherhead. "I thought it as well," said Holmes as we climbed the stile, "that this fellow should think we had come here as architects, or on some definite business. It may stop his gossip. Good-afternoon, Miss Stoner. You see that we have been as good as our word." Our client of the morning had hurried forward to meet us with a face which spoke her joy. "I have been waiting so eagerly for you," she cried, shaking hands with us warmly. "All has turned out splendidly. Dr. Roylott has gone to town, and it is unlikely that he will be back before evening." "We have had the pleasure of making the doctor's acquaintance," said Holmes, and in a few words he sketched out what had occurred. Miss Stoner turned white to the lips as she listened. "Good heavens!" she cried, "he has followed me, then." "So it appears." "He is so cunning that I never know when I am safe from him. What will he say when he returns?" "He must guard himself, for he may find that there is someone more cunning than himself upon his track. You must lock yourself up from him to-night. If he is violent, we shall take you away to your aunt's at Harrow. Now, we must make the best use of our time, so kindly take us at once to the rooms which we are to examine." The building was of grey, lichen-blotched stone, with a high central portion and two curving wings, like the claws of a crab, thrown out on each side. In one of these wings the windows were broken and blocked with wooden boards, while the roof was partly caved in, a picture of ruin. The central portion was in little better repair, but the right-hand block was comparatively modern, and the blinds in the windows, with the blue smoke curling up from the chimneys, showed that this was where the family resided. Some scaffolding had been erected against the end wall, and the stone-work had been broken into, but there were no signs of any workmen at the moment of our visit. Holmes walked slowly up and down the ill-trimmed lawn and examined with deep attention the outsides of the windows. "This, I take it, belongs to the room in which you used to sleep, the centre one to your sister's, and the one next to the main building to Dr. Roylott's chamber?" "Exactly so. But I am now sleeping in the middle one." "Pending the alterations, as I understand. By the way, there does not seem to be any very pressing need for repairs at that end wall." "There were none. I believe that it was an excuse to move me from my room." "Ah! that is suggestive. Now, on the other side of this narrow wing runs the corridor from which these three rooms open. There are windows in it, of course?" "Yes, but very small ones. Too narrow for anyone to pass through." "As you both locked your doors at night, your rooms were unapproachable from that side. Now, would you have the kindness to go into your room and bar your shutters?" Miss Stoner did so, and Holmes, after a careful examination through the open window, endeavoured in every way to force the shutter open, but without success. There was no slit through which a knife could be passed to raise the bar. Then with his lens he tested the hinges, but they were of solid iron, built firmly into the massive masonry. "Hum!" said he, scratching his chin in some perplexity, "my theory certainly presents some difficulties. No one could pass these shutters if they were bolted. Well, we shall see if the inside throws any light upon the matter." A small side door led into the whitewashed corridor from which the three bedrooms opened. Holmes refused to examine the third chamber, so we passed at once to the second, that in which Miss Stoner was now sleeping, and in which her sister had met with her fate. It was a homely little room, with a low ceiling and a gaping fireplace, after the fashion of old country-houses. A brown chest of drawers stood in one corner, a narrow white-counterpaned bed in another, and a dressing-table on the left-hand side of the window. These articles, with two small wicker-work chairs, made up all the furniture in the room save for a square of Wilton carpet in the centre. The boards round and the panelling of the walls were of brown, worm-eaten oak, so old and discoloured that it may have dated from the original building of the house. Holmes drew one of the chairs into a corner and sat silent, while his eyes travelled round and round and up and down, taking in every detail of the apartment. "Where does that bell communicate with?" he asked at last pointing to a thick bell-rope which hung down beside the bed, the tassel actually lying upon the pillow. "It goes to the housekeeper's room." "It looks newer than the other things?" "Yes, it was only put there a couple of years ago." "Your sister asked for it, I suppose?" "No, I never heard of her using it. We used always to get what we wanted for ourselves." "Indeed, it seemed unnecessary to put so nice a bell-pull there. You will excuse me for a few minutes while I satisfy myself as to this floor." He threw himself down upon his face with his lens in his hand and crawled swiftly backward and forward, examining minutely the cracks between the boards. Then he did the same with the wood-work with which the chamber was panelled. Finally he walked over to the bed and spent some time in staring at it and in running his eye up and down the wall. Finally he took the bell-rope in his hand and gave it a brisk tug. "Why, it's a dummy," said he. "Won't it ring?" "No, it is not even attached to a wire. This is very interesting. You can see now that it is fastened to a hook just above where the little opening for the ventilator is." "How very absurd! I never noticed that before." "Very strange!" muttered Holmes, pulling at the rope. "There are one or two very singular points about this room. For example, what a fool a builder must be to open a ventilator into another room, when, with the same trouble, he might have communicated with the outside air!" "That is also quite modern," said the lady. "Done about the same time as the bell-rope?" remarked Holmes. "Yes, there were several little changes carried out about that time." "They seem to have been of a most interesting character--dummy bell-ropes, and ventilators which do not ventilate. With your permission, Miss Stoner, we shall now carry our researches into the inner apartment." Dr. Grimesby Roylott's chamber was larger than that of his step-daughter, but was as plainly furnished. A camp-bed, a small wooden shelf full of books, mostly of a technical character, an armchair beside the bed, a plain wooden chair against the wall, a round table, and a large iron safe were the principal things which met the eye. Holmes walked slowly round and examined each and all of them with the keenest interest. "What's in here?" he asked, tapping the safe. "My stepfather's business papers." "Oh! you have seen inside, then?" "Only once, some years ago. I remember that it was full of papers." "There isn't a cat in it, for example?" "No. What a strange idea!" "Well, look at this!" He took up a small saucer of milk which stood on the top of it. "No; we don't keep a cat. But there is a cheetah and a baboon." "Ah, yes, of course! Well, a cheetah is just a big cat, and yet a saucer of milk does not go very far in satisfying its wants, I daresay. There is one point which I should wish to determine." He squatted down in front of the wooden chair and examined the seat of it with the greatest attention. "Thank you. That is quite settled," said he, rising and putting his lens in his pocket. "Hullo! Here is something interesting!" The object which had caught his eye was a small dog lash hung on one corner of the bed. The lash, however, was curled upon itself and tied so as to make a loop of whipcord. "What do you make of that, Watson?" "It's a common enough lash. But I don't know why it should be tied." "That is not quite so common, is it? Ah, me! it's a wicked world, and when a clever man turns his brains to crime it is the worst of all. I think that I have seen enough now, Miss Stoner, and with your permission we shall walk out upon the lawn." I had never seen my friend's face so grim or his brow so dark as it was when we turned from the scene of this investigation. We had walked several times up and down the lawn, neither Miss Stoner nor myself liking to break in upon his thoughts before he roused himself from his reverie. "It is very essential, Miss Stoner," said he, "that you should absolutely follow my advice in every respect." "I shall most certainly do so." "The matter is too serious for any hesitation. Your life may depend upon your compliance." "I assure you that I am in your hands." "In the first place, both my friend and I must spend the night in your room." Both Miss Stoner and I gazed at him in astonishment. "Yes, it must be so. Let me explain. I believe that that is the village inn over there?" "Yes, that is the Crown." "Very good. Your windows would be visible from there?" "Certainly." "You must confine yourself to your room, on pretence of a headache, when your stepfather comes back. Then when you hear him retire for the night, you must open the shutters of your window, undo the hasp, put your lamp there as a signal to us, and then withdraw quietly with everything which you are likely to want into the room which you used to occupy. I have no doubt that, in spite of the repairs, you could manage there for one night." "Oh, yes, easily." "The rest you will leave in our hands." "But what will you do?" "We shall spend the night in your room, and we shall investigate the cause of this noise which has disturbed you." "I believe, Mr. Holmes, that you have already made up your mind," said Miss Stoner, laying her hand upon my companion's sleeve. "Perhaps I have." "Then, for pity's sake, tell me what was the cause of my sister's death." "I should prefer to have clearer proofs before I speak." "You can at least tell me whether my own thought is correct, and if she died from some sudden fright." "No, I do not think so. I think that there was probably some more tangible cause. And now, Miss Stoner, we must leave you for if Dr. Roylott returned and saw us our journey would be in vain. Good-bye, and be brave, for if you will do what I have told you, you may rest assured that we shall soon drive away the dangers that threaten you." Sherlock Holmes and I had no difficulty in engaging a bedroom and sitting-room at the Crown Inn. They were on the upper floor, and from our window we could command a view of the avenue gate, and of the inhabited wing of Stoke Moran Manor House. At dusk we saw Dr. Grimesby Roylott drive past, his huge form looming up beside the little figure of the lad who drove him. The boy had some slight difficulty in undoing the heavy iron gates, and we heard the hoarse roar of the doctor's voice and saw the fury with which he shook his clinched fists at him. The trap drove on, and a few minutes later we saw a sudden light spring up among the trees as the lamp was lit in one of the sitting-rooms. "Do you know, Watson," said Holmes as we sat together in the gathering darkness, "I have really some scruples as to taking you to-night. There is a distinct element of danger." "Can I be of assistance?" "Your presence might be invaluable." "Then I shall certainly come." "It is very kind of you." "You speak of danger. You have evidently seen more in these rooms than was visible to me." "No, but I fancy that I may have deduced a little more. I imagine that you saw all that I did." "I saw nothing remarkable save the bell-rope, and what purpose that could answer I confess is more than I can imagine." "You saw the ventilator, too?" "Yes, but I do not think that it is such a very unusual thing to have a small opening between two rooms. It was so small that a rat could hardly pass through." "I knew that we should find a ventilator before ever we came to Stoke Moran." "My dear Holmes!" "Oh, yes, I did. You remember in her statement she said that her sister could smell Dr. Roylott's cigar. Now, of course that suggested at once that there must be a communication between the two rooms. It could only be a small one, or it would have been remarked upon at the coroner's inquiry. I deduced a ventilator." "But what harm can there be in that?" "Well, there is at least a curious coincidence of dates. A ventilator is made, a cord is hung, and a lady who sleeps in the bed dies. Does not that strike you?" "I cannot as yet see any connection." "Did you observe anything very peculiar about that bed?" "No." "It was clamped to the floor. Did you ever see a bed fastened like that before?" "I cannot say that I have." "The lady could not move her bed. It must always be in the same relative position to the ventilator and to the rope--or so we may call it, since it was clearly never meant for a bell-pull." "Holmes," I cried, "I seem to see dimly what you are hinting at. We are only just in time to prevent some subtle and horrible crime." "Subtle enough and horrible enough. When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge. Palmer and Pritchard were among the heads of their profession. This man strikes even deeper, but I think, Watson, that we shall be able to strike deeper still. But we shall have horrors enough before the night is over; for goodness' sake let us have a quiet pipe and turn our minds for a few hours to something more cheerful." About nine o'clock the light among the trees was extinguished, and all was dark in the direction of the Manor House. Two hours passed slowly away, and then, suddenly, just at the stroke of eleven, a single bright light shone out right in front of us. "That is our signal," said Holmes, springing to his feet; "it comes from the middle window." As we passed out he exchanged a few words with the landlord, explaining that we were going on a late visit to an acquaintance, and that it was possible that we might spend the night there. A moment later we were out on the dark road, a chill wind blowing in our faces, and one yellow light twinkling in front of us through the gloom to guide us on our sombre errand. There was little difficulty in entering the grounds, for unrepaired breaches gaped in the old park wall. Making our way among the trees, we reached the lawn, crossed it, and were about to enter through the window when out from a clump of laurel bushes there darted what seemed to be a hideous and distorted child, who threw itself upon the grass with writhing limbs and then ran swiftly across the lawn into the darkness. "My God!" I whispered; "did you see it?" Holmes was for the moment as startled as I. His hand closed like a vice upon my wrist in his agitation. Then he broke into a low laugh and put his lips to my ear. "It is a nice household," he murmured. "That is the baboon." I had forgotten the strange pets which the doctor affected. There was a cheetah, too; perhaps we might find it upon our shoulders at any moment. I confess that I felt easier in my mind when, after following Holmes' example and slipping off my shoes, I found myself inside the bedroom. My companion noiselessly closed the shutters, moved the lamp onto the table, and cast his eyes round the room. All was as we had seen it in the daytime. Then creeping up to me and making a trumpet of his hand, he whispered into my ear again so gently that it was all that I could do to distinguish the words: "The least sound would be fatal to our plans." I nodded to show that I had heard. "We must sit without light. He would see it through the ventilator." I nodded again. "Do not go asleep; your very life may depend upon it. Have your pistol ready in case we should need it. I will sit on the side of the bed, and you in that chair." I took out my revolver and laid it on the corner of the table. Holmes had brought up a long thin cane, and this he placed upon the bed beside him. By it he laid the box of matches and the stump of a candle. Then he turned down the lamp, and we were left in darkness. How shall I ever forget that dreadful vigil? I could not hear a sound, not even the drawing of a breath, and yet I knew that my companion sat open-eyed, within a few feet of me, in the same state of nervous tension in which I was myself. The shutters cut off the least ray of light, and we waited in absolute darkness. From outside came the occasional cry of a night-bird, and once at our very window a long drawn catlike whine, which told us that the cheetah was indeed at liberty. Far away we could hear the deep tones of the parish clock, which boomed out every quarter of an hour. How long they seemed, those quarters! Twelve struck, and one and two and three, and still we sat waiting silently for whatever might befall. Suddenly there was the momentary gleam of a light up in the direction of the ventilator, which vanished immediately, but was succeeded by a strong smell of burning oil and heated metal. Someone in the next room had lit a dark-lantern. I heard a gentle sound of movement, and then all was silent once more, though the smell grew stronger. For half an hour I sat with straining ears. Then suddenly another sound became audible--a very gentle, soothing sound, like that of a small jet of steam escaping continually from a kettle. The instant that we heard it, Holmes sprang from the bed, struck a match, and lashed furiously with his cane at the bell-pull. "You see it, Watson?" he yelled. "You see it?" But I saw nothing. At the moment when Holmes struck the light I heard a low, clear whistle, but the sudden glare flashing into my weary eyes made it impossible for me to tell what it was at which my friend lashed so savagely. I could, however, see that his face was deadly pale and filled with horror and loathing. He had ceased to strike and was gazing up at the ventilator when suddenly there broke from the silence of the night the most horrible cry to which I have ever listened. It swelled up louder and louder, a hoarse yell of pain and fear and anger all mingled in the one dreadful shriek. They say that away down in the village, and even in the distant parsonage, that cry raised the sleepers from their beds. It struck cold to our hearts, and I stood gazing at Holmes, and he at me, until the last echoes of it had died away into the silence from which it rose. "What can it mean?" I gasped. "It means that it is all over," Holmes answered. "And perhaps, after all, it is for the best. Take your pistol, and we will enter Dr. Roylott's room." With a grave face he lit the lamp and led the way down the corridor. Twice he struck at the chamber door without any reply from within. Then he turned the handle and entered, I at his heels, with the cocked pistol in my hand. It was a singular sight which met our eyes. On the table stood a dark-lantern with the shutter half open, throwing a brilliant beam of light upon the iron safe, the door of which was ajar. Beside this table, on the wooden chair, sat Dr. Grimesby Roylott clad in a long grey dressing-gown, his bare ankles protruding beneath, and his feet thrust into red heelless Turkish slippers. Across his lap lay the short stock with the long lash which we had noticed during the day. His chin was cocked upward and his eyes were fixed in a dreadful, rigid stare at the corner of the ceiling. Round his brow he had a peculiar yellow band, with brownish speckles, which seemed to be bound tightly round his head. As we entered he made neither sound nor motion. "The band! the speckled band!" whispered Holmes. I took a step forward. In an instant his strange headgear began to move, and there reared itself from among his hair the squat diamond-shaped head and puffed neck of a loathsome serpent. "It is a swamp adder!" cried Holmes; "the deadliest snake in India. He has died within ten seconds of being bitten. Violence does, in truth, recoil upon the violent, and the schemer falls into the pit which he digs for another. Let us thrust this creature back into its den, and we can then remove Miss Stoner to some place of shelter and let the county police know what has happened." As he spoke he drew the dog-whip swiftly from the dead man's lap, and throwing the noose round the reptile's neck he drew it from its horrid perch and, carrying it at arm's length, threw it into the iron safe, which he closed upon it. Such are the true facts of the death of Dr. Grimesby Roylott, of Stoke Moran. It is not necessary that I should prolong a narrative which has already run to too great a length by telling how we broke the sad news to the terrified girl, how we conveyed her by the morning train to the care of her good aunt at Harrow, of how the slow process of official inquiry came to the conclusion that the doctor met his fate while indiscreetly playing with a dangerous pet. The little which I had yet to learn of the case was told me by Sherlock Holmes as we travelled back next day. "I had," said he, "come to an entirely erroneous conclusion which shows, my dear Watson, how dangerous it always is to reason from insufficient data. The presence of the gipsies, and the use of the word 'band,' which was used by the poor girl, no doubt, to explain the appearance which she had caught a hurried glimpse of by the light of her match, were sufficient to put me upon an entirely wrong scent. I can only claim the merit that I instantly reconsidered my position when, however, it became clear to me that whatever danger threatened an occupant of the room could not come either from the window or the door. My attention was speedily drawn, as I have already remarked to you, to this ventilator, and to the bell-rope which hung down to the bed. The discovery that this was a dummy, and that the bed was clamped to the floor, instantly gave rise to the suspicion that the rope was there as a bridge for something passing through the hole and coming to the bed. The idea of a snake instantly occurred to me, and when I coupled it with my knowledge that the doctor was furnished with a supply of creatures from India, I felt that I was probably on the right track. The idea of using a form of poison which could not possibly be discovered by any chemical test was just such a one as would occur to a clever and ruthless man who had had an Eastern training. The rapidity with which such a poison would take effect would also, from his point of view, be an advantage. It would be a sharp-eyed coroner, indeed, who could distinguish the two little dark punctures which would show where the poison fangs had done their work. Then I thought of the whistle. Of course he must recall the snake before the morning light revealed it to the victim. He had trained it, probably by the use of the milk which we saw, to return to him when summoned. He would put it through this ventilator at the hour that he thought best, with the certainty that it would crawl down the rope and land on the bed. It might or might not bite the occupant, perhaps she might escape every night for a week, but sooner or later she must fall a victim. "I had come to these conclusions before ever I had entered his room. An inspection of his chair showed me that he had been in the habit of standing on it, which of course would be necessary in order that he should reach the ventilator. The sight of the safe, the saucer of milk, and the loop of whipcord were enough to finally dispel any doubts which may have remained. The metallic clang heard by Miss Stoner was obviously caused by her stepfather hastily closing the door of his safe upon its terrible occupant. Having once made up my mind, you know the steps which I took in order to put the matter to the proof. I heard the creature hiss as I have no doubt that you did also, and I instantly lit the light and attacked it." "With the result of driving it through the ventilator." "And also with the result of causing it to turn upon its master at the other side. Some of the blows of my cane came home and roused its snakish temper, so that it flew upon the first person it saw. In this way I am no doubt indirectly responsible for Dr. Grimesby Roylott's death, and I cannot say that it is likely to weigh very heavily upon my conscience."
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08-27-2010, 23:27:23: I'm pathetic for even caring about you the way I do. I know you don't give a fuck about me, it's completely clear to me that you don't. The only way I could ever get your attention was if I spoke the truth about how I felt, and how bad my depression has gotten. I'm an absolute loser for caring about you like I do, even though it's just the internet I can't help it. I've never felt so in love with anybody before.. it scares me knowing that you can break me so easily. I'm an emotional wreck when I'm around you, I almost can't take it anymore. When you talk about girls you think are "sexy" or even guys for that matter, I get jealous and tell you not to talk to them.. Mainly because I don't know you in real life, and I'm always afraid that you'll replace me with somebody better now that you're in High School, but that would be assuming I'm even a friend to you. You make me feel so pathetic sometimes, especially when you get mean. You say you're joking but it still hurts. I've never actually told you how insecure I am but I thought it would be apparent after all of the things I've told you. I pretend to be happy and cheery when I talk to you, I don't want you to know how bad I'm really doing. I feel like the closest I get to being happy is when I talk to you. Even a simple conversation when you barely say anything makes me happy for some odd reason. I'm always thinking to myself "When will He get online?!" but then I realize you're busy with your real life and I sorta feel pathetic for always, always, always thinking about you. I can almost never get you off my mind and it's killing me. I need to move on, I'm sick of putting my happiness in your hands because you're just a person, and no friendship lasts forever. I wish I could explain how much you mean to me but it's so difficult to find the right words to even begin with. I wake up in the morning, the first thing I think about is you. I go through my day, constantly thinking about you or hoping you'd test me. I'm at home, on aim always hoping you'll get on so we can talk. I sleep, I almost always dream about you. See where I'm going? I don't even know if I could call this being in love anymore, I feel like you're my life and that I'm almost obsessed with you.. It's wrong. You may want to be needed, you may even like the fact that I'm so fucking in love with you but you don't know how badly it hurts.. Knowing that the person you call your best friend is thousands of miles away, doesn't even care for you the way you care for them, barely talks to you anymore. I realize you have a life.. and that's my problem. It's wrong for me to expect you to talk to me as much as you possibly can, and spend all your free time talking to me somehow. I'm annoying. I'm pathetic. I'm clingy. I'm selfish. I'm insecure. I'm ugly. I'm desperate. I'm stupid.. the list could go on and on. I don't see any end in sight and I know the only way I could possibly make this go away was if I were to stop talking to you. But I don't even have the will power to do that. I'd end up texting you, or unblocking you or trying to talk to you somehow. If only you knew how I felt. If you knew how I felt, you probably wouldn't do half the things you do. I'm not saying you're mean or ignorant or anything like that. It just seems like everything I am, you're the opposite. You've never delt with half of the things I've delt with, so you're much more.. strong. I guess you could say. I hate myself for loving you. I know our friendship is doomed to fail. It seems like I always do something wrong, or something to push you away. I'm not good with friendships. I say and do stupid things. I'm sorry for everything I've done in the past and everything I'll do in the future. I'm happy I'm not even going to show you this because I know I annoy you when I talk about my feelings, sometimes I can't help it. I feel such an overwhelming pain. I don't even know what to do with myself anymore. I love you, Jason. I honestly do and I wish you could see that. I wish I could be honest with you all the time and tell you everything. I'm probably the worst friend ever and I don't even know why I'm apologizing because I know you don't even think of me as a friend. I'm just a crazy girl over the internet who can't control her emotions or get her life together. If I ever told you any of this you'd probably call me pathetic or laugh about it with your friends. I remember earlier this year when we were the best of friends. When I was so in love with you, but it wasn't this bad. You had claimed you "liked" me too. But I'm sure you just lied, or you got over it, or you might have just forgotten about all the things you said to me before. It seems like you forget a lot. I remember, we would always talk about me going to Texas. Or you going to college in San Francisco and us being "college buddies" I even remember when we were planning out all the things we were going to do when you came here. I'm sorry for what I did then, I honestly am. If I could go back, I wouldn't have done it and I would have met you. I even wonder what would have happened If we met. Would things be the same as they are now? Where I'm so sick of being in love with you I just want to stop talking to you? Where I'm trying my best to make you think I'm happy? Where I'm trying my best to make you think I'm over the depression, and everything that has happened in the past? I think if we had met.. we'd stop being friends. If you had met me you probably wouldn't like me. Nobody ever does, and if they do they seem to get over me and treat me like crap. But I'm used to that. I don't even know why I'm writing this.. I seem to keep going on and on about the same topics. I have NO idea what to say, I'm just trying to think of the way to express how I feel, I guess. I'm so in love with you, you know. Everything mean you say, everytime you talk about other girls, or guys. It doesn't even matter. I'm just happy we're still "friends" I enjoy talking to you more than anything. I get so disappointed when you leave, I'm so clingy with you. But you haven't even noticed that.. I remember I asked when you thought if I was clingy the other day, you said no. I wonder if that was because you didn't care enough to pay attention or because I try to hide things so well.. Either way, I don't care. Because we'll probably talk tomorrow and I'll forget all about it. I'm so "in the moment" when I'm talking to you. I honestly forget about everything, sometimes even my problems. I get so nervous that I'll say something wrong, or that I'll make you angry and we'll argue, or you'll do something to make me feel like crap. I hate it when we argue, thats another thing. It tears me apart when we argue. All I can ever think about when we do is how stupid I was, and how much I hate myself and want to cut. Oh yeah, I still cut over you. How pathetic am I? I'm a fucking 16 year old girl who knows a 14 year old online and fell so hard for him. It's pretty pathetic when you say it for what it is, and that is what it is. No matter how you look at it, I'm pathetic. PATHETIC. I could never imagine I would fall for someone online.. I don't know what it is about you but you're so amazing, I can't even begin to explain. Even though I feel like you never tell me anything, or hide things from me, or don't even talk about yourself anymore.. I'm still in love with you. I just don't get why, you, out of anyone else, I fell for you. It might just be my emotional problems, or my crappy life that has caused me to be like this. I really don't know. I'm always thinking about killing myself, and I don't get what has stopped me so far.. I have nothing to live for. My parents wouldn't care, they have never cared about me and they never will. Neither will anybody else in my family, and I know that for a fact. None of my so called "friends" care about me, either. Anyone can forget about me easily. I'm clearly easy to forget, because everybody in my life forgets about me at some point. You will too, if you already haven't. I wish I could say I've changed somebodies life the way you've changed mine. I'm not even going to say you've ruined it. You've made me felt something I had never felt before.. Love, I guess. I feel like in the past year, my eyes have been opened and I see everything for what it is. I was ignorant before, but I honestly see how everything works. I don't want to be apart of this world. Especially if I can't have you. But I don't want to have you if the only way I can do that is by telling you about my fucked up life, problems and my depression. I imagine that by know, you're sick of hearing it and that you only still speak to me because of it. I mean, you don't even want to call me anymore. I've fucked up. I don't even know what to say to you anymore. I feel like.. I don't even know what I feel like. I'm begining to not understand myself anymore. I just need help. I need help and nobody cares enough to notice. It's like I'm in a windowless, doorless room, screaming at the top of my lungs, begging for help.. But I know nobody will ever come and save me. I know it seems simple.. "Just tell somebody you're depressed and what goes on." but it's never as easy as it sounds. I've told 2 people in the past year I'm depressed, they just brushed it off their shoulders because they don't care. One of them, knows I cut and still doesn't care, and they were supposed to be one of my closest friends. The other, would be my Dad. I told him I was depressed. He told me I'd get over it. A couple months back my mom saw my scars, and newer cuts I had and I told her it was the dog. She supposedly believed it, not caring. I overheard her telling my dad "I think she did it to herself." I didn't hear the rest of the conversation, but they obviously don't care, they've done nothing. The signs are obvious, they're not stupid. They know. They just don't care, They honestly don't. Nobody does. One of my other friends saw my cuts last year, I lied and told her I did it "just to try it" shortly after that we stopped being friends. Nobody around me cares, and nobody ever will. I can't take life anymore, I really can't.. I guess I feel guilty after I told you my plans for killing myself, because you said it would hurt you. But I just wish I knew if it really would. I don't know what to believe. I don't know when you're lying or when you're not. I wish you could be upfront with me. I just wish you could tell me how you feel, if you feel the same was I do, if you just like me, if you only think of me as a friend or a "close" friend, or if you just don't give a fuck. Please, just tell me. I need to know and I'm done playing games. I'm getting so fed up with everyone and everything around me.
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09-03-2010, 20:23:28: Kazakhstan (juga dieja Kazakhstan, Kazakh: Қазақстан, Qazaqstan, قازاقستان, diucapkan [qɑzɑqstɑn]; Russia: Казахстан] kəzɐxstan [), secara rasmi Republik Kazakhstan. Terletak di Eropah Timur dan Asia Tengah. Kedudukan sebagai negara kesembilan terbesar di dunia, juga negara yang terkurung daratan terbesar di dunia; wilayahnya dari 2.727.300 km ² lebih besar daripada Eropah Barat. [5] [6] Hal ini neighbored mengikut arah jam dari utara oleh Rusia, China, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, dan juga Borders pada bahagian penting dari Laut Caspian. Modal yang telah MOVED pada tahun 1997 dari Almaty, bandar terbesar di Kazakhstan, ke Astana. Luas dalam ukuran, medan Kazakhstan Kisaran dari Flatlands, stepa, taigas, batu-lembah, bukit, delta, dan pergunungan yang tertutup salji ke padang pasir. Dengan 16.200.000 orang (2010 census). [7] Kazakhstan memiliki 62 penduduk terbesar di dunia, walaupun kepadatan penduduk adalah kurang daripada enam orang per kilometer persegi (15 per persegi Mi.). Untuk sebahagian besar sejarahnya, wilayah Kazakhstan moden telah dihuni oleh puak-puak nomad. Pada abad ke-16 di Kazakhstan muncul sebagai kumpulan yang berbeza, dibahagikan menjadi tiga gerombolan. Russia mula maju ke padang rumput Kazakh pada abad ke-18, dan pada pertengahan abad ke-19 semua Kazakhstan adalah sebahagian daripada Empayar Rusia. Selepas Revolusi Rusia 1917, dan perang sivil seterusnya, wilayah Kazakhstan dirombak beberapa kali sebelum menjadi Republik Sosialis Kazakh Soviet pada tahun 1936, sebahagian daripada Kesatuan Soviet. Selama abad ke-20, Kazakhstan adalah lokasi projek Soviet utama, termasuk kempen Khrushchev Virgin Lands, Kosmodrom Baikonur, dan Semipalatinsk "Polygon", primer USSR Weapon ujian nuklear halaman. Kazakhstan menyatakan dirinya sebuah negara yang merdeka pada tarikh 16 Disember 1991, Republik Soviet terakhir untuk melakukannya. era komunis Ketua, Nursultan Nazarbayev, menjadi presiden baru negara itu. Sejak kemerdekaan, Kazakhstan telah menempuh dasar luar negeri yang seimbang dan bekerja untuk membangunkan ekonomi, khususnya industri hidrokarbon tersebut. Sementara prospek ekonomi negara itu membaik, Presiden Nazarbayev mempertahankan kawalan ketat ke atas politik negara itu. Namun demikian, Kazakhstan Prestige International sedang membangun. [8] Hal ini sekarang dianggap sebagai negara yang dominan di Asia Tengah. [9] Negara ini merupakan ahli dari banyak organisasi antarabangsa, termasuk PBB, Pelan Tindakan Individu Perkongsian dengan NATO, Komanwel Negara-negara Merdeka, dan Pertubuhan Kerjasama Shanghai. Pada tahun 2010, Kazakhstan adalah memimpin Organisasi Keselamatan dan Kerjasama di Eropah. Kazakhstan adalah etnik dan budaya yang pelbagai, sebahagian kerana deportasi massa banyak kumpulan etnik negara ini selama pemerintahan Stalin. Kazakhstan adalah kumpulan yang terbesar. Kazakhstan mempunyai 131 negara termasuk Kazakhstan, Russia, Ukraine, Uzbekistan dan Tatar. Ini memiliki penduduk 16,0 juta, di antaranya sekitar 63% peratus Kazakhstan. [1] Kazakhstan membolehkan kebebasan beragama, dan pelbagai Kepercayaan terwakili di negara itu. Islam adalah agama daripada dua-pertiga dari penduduk, dan Kristian iman sebahagian besar bakinya. Bahasa Kazakh adalah bahasa negara, sementara Rusia juga secara rasmi digunakan sebagai "sama" bahasa (untuk Kazakh) di lembaga Kazakhstan. [
09-03-2010, 20:23:49: Kazakhstan (juga dieja Kazakhstan, Kazakh: Қазақстан, Qazaqstan, قازاقستان, diucapkan [qɑzɑqstɑn]; Russia: Казахстан] kəzɐxstan [), secara rasmi Republik Kazakhstan. Terletak di Eropah Timur dan Asia Tengah. Kedudukan sebagai negara kesembilan terbesar di dunia, juga negara yang terkurung daratan terbesar di dunia; wilayahnya dari 2.727.300 km ² lebih besar daripada Eropah Barat. [5] [6] Hal ini neighbored mengikut arah jam dari utara oleh Rusia, China, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, dan juga Borders pada bahagian penting dari Laut Caspian. Modal yang telah MOVED pada tahun 1997 dari Almaty, bandar terbesar di Kazakhstan, ke Astana. Luas dalam ukuran, medan Kazakhstan Kisaran dari Flatlands, stepa, taigas, batu-lembah, bukit, delta, dan pergunungan yang tertutup salji ke padang pasir. Dengan 16.200.000 orang (2010 census). [7] Kazakhstan memiliki 62 penduduk terbesar di dunia, walaupun kepadatan penduduk adalah kurang daripada enam orang per kilometer persegi (15 per persegi Mi.). Untuk sebahagian besar sejarahnya, wilayah Kazakhstan moden telah dihuni oleh puak-puak nomad. Pada abad ke-16 di Kazakhstan muncul sebagai kumpulan yang berbeza, dibahagikan menjadi tiga gerombolan. Russia mula maju ke padang rumput Kazakh pada abad ke-18, dan pada pertengahan abad ke-19 semua Kazakhstan adalah sebahagian daripada Empayar Rusia. Selepas Revolusi Rusia 1917, dan perang sivil seterusnya, wilayah Kazakhstan dirombak beberapa kali sebelum menjadi Republik Sosialis Kazakh Soviet pada tahun 1936, sebahagian daripada Kesatuan Soviet. Selama abad ke-20, Kazakhstan adalah lokasi projek Soviet utama, termasuk kempen Khrushchev Virgin Lands, Kosmodrom Baikonur, dan Semipalatinsk "Polygon", primer USSR Weapon ujian nuklear halaman. Kazakhstan menyatakan dirinya sebuah negara yang merdeka pada tarikh 16 Disember 1991, Republik Soviet terakhir untuk melakukannya. era komunis Ketua, Nursultan Nazarbayev, menjadi presiden baru negara itu. Sejak kemerdekaan, Kazakhstan telah menempuh dasar luar negeri yang seimbang dan bekerja untuk membangunkan ekonomi, khususnya industri hidrokarbon tersebut. Sementara prospek ekonomi negara itu membaik, Presiden Nazarbayev mempertahankan kawalan ketat ke atas politik negara itu. Namun demikian, Kazakhstan Prestige International sedang membangun. [8] Hal ini sekarang dianggap sebagai negara yang dominan di Asia Tengah. [9] Negara ini merupakan ahli dari banyak organisasi antarabangsa, termasuk PBB, Pelan Tindakan Individu Perkongsian dengan NATO, Komanwel Negara-negara Merdeka, dan Pertubuhan Kerjasama Shanghai. Pada tahun 2010, Kazakhstan adalah memimpin Organisasi Keselamatan dan Kerjasama di Eropah. Kazakhstan adalah etnik dan budaya yang pelbagai, sebahagian kerana deportasi massa banyak kumpulan etnik negara ini selama pemerintahan Stalin. Kazakhstan adalah kumpulan yang terbesar. Kazakhstan mempunyai 131 negara termasuk Kazakhstan, Russia, Ukraine, Uzbekistan dan Tatar. Ini memiliki penduduk 16,0 juta, di antaranya sekitar 63% peratus Kazakhstan. [1] Kazakhstan membolehkan kebebasan beragama, dan pelbagai Kepercayaan terwakili di negara itu. Islam adalah agama daripada dua-pertiga dari penduduk, dan Kristian iman sebahagian besar bakinya. Bahasa Kazakh adalah bahasa negara, sementara Rusia juga secara rasmi digunakan sebagai "sama" bahasa (untuk Kazakh) di lembaga Kazakhstan. [
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10-01-2010, 15:40:17: BEIRUT -- The problem with the immediate controversy over whether or not Israel will continue to suspend most expansion of its Jewish colonies and settlements in occupied Arab land is that it is both tangential and central to the Arab-Israeli conflict. This means that the principal actors -- especially Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas -- have much flexibility to hold their ground or make concessions, because in either case they can claim to be winners. This is why the settlements freeze issue is largely tangential to the real diplomatic struggle between Israelis and Palestinians, and the wider Zionism vs. Arabism struggle. If the settlements continue to be subjected to a slowdown order, and direct negotiations resume, Abbas and Netanyahu can both claim to have acted with statesmanship and firmness. If the settlements resume their normal expansion pace, and Abbas suspends the talks, both leaders still can feel they held their ground in the face of unreasonable foes. The freezing or continuation of settlements is only a battle of political wills and wiliness, important not mainly for itself, but for what it reveals about the other dimensions of the conflict. Also, the immediate slowdown or continuation of Jewish colonies is an exaggerated issue because Zionist settlement-building and colonial expansion in occupied land have never stopped since the birth of modern Zionism some 115 years ago. Building settlements, stealing and expropriating land, expelling indigenous Palestinian Arabs and replacing them with Jewish zealots have been four central operational principles of modern Zionism since the mid-1890s. Settling the land is not a flexible or optional tactic that Israeli governments speed up or slow down in the same way they decide to raise or lower taxes. The “redemption” of the land that God gave the Jewish people in perpetuity, in the eyes of Zionism, is their central ideological dictate, the heart and soul of who they are as a people, the single most important act of a Zionist and of the state of the Jewish people, as Israel defines itself. So Netanyahu is being honest, for a change, when he says that settlements will continue to be built, for in fact they have never stopped being built, under any Labor-, Likud-, or Kadima-led government. If settlement stops, Zionism withers, many Israelis believe. The issue is important, though, for what it can clarify about three critical matters: the true nature of the Arab-Israeli conflict, the negotiating strength of both sides, and the mediating role the United States sees for itself. The first is the most important, because all the controversies and pushing-and-pulling on negotiations during recent years are proxy dynamics for the important core conflict between Zionism and Arabism: Who owns this land? Who belongs here in their ancestral home? How can the two people coexist in a common or adjacent states? The big sticker item in the Arab-Israeli conflict is a very complex and difficult one: the rights of Palestinian refugees to repatriation, national reconstitution, statehood and compensation, vs. the Israeli right to secure and recognized “Jewish statehood“ in the same land that was 95 percent Palestinian a century ago. Many Israelis want to use the settlement issue to evade addressing the refugees’ rights issue, while Palestinians see diplomatic firmness on settlements as their means to force the Israelis to engage more seriously on the refugees issue. The immediate decisions on settlements will signal how the parties feel about these bigger issues, and also on the second matter above: their respective negotiating strengths and postures. In the short run -- the past 18 months since Barack Obama assumed the presidency and re-invigorated American mediation -- both sides can claim partial victories, but both also made equally substantive concessions. They are using the settlements issue to bolster their negotiating postures and position themselves advantageously for the really hard discussions on the core issue of Palestinian refugee and national rights vs. Jewish statehood. Because the controversy over settlements is really a precursor of the struggle over the deeper issue of legitimate statehood and nationhood for Palestinians and Israelis, and both sides have signaled their willingness to make small concessions, the most important dynamic in the short run turns out to be the role of the external mediator -- the US government. 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10-01-2010, 15:40:46: BEIRUT -- The problem with the immediate controversy over whether or not Israel will continue to suspend most expansion of its Jewish colonies and settlements in occupied Arab land is that it is both tangential and central to the Arab-Israeli conflict. This means that the principal actors -- especially Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas -- have much flexibility to hold their ground or make concessions, because in either case they can claim to be winners.
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"He...he’s gone" I peeked around her and she was right; he was gone. He couldn't have gotten up and walked away in a matter of two seconds. Could he? It just wasn’t possible. I looked around the empty field, there was no one in sight. "Do you want to walk back to my house?" I asked. "Yes please!" Katie replied quickly. We both stood up and slowly walked towards my house. We began to talk again feeling more comfortable putting what had happened earlier behind us, until something caught my eye. I stopped in my tracks. Katie was still walking, babbling on and on. She must not have noticed I had stopped yet. It was him. The dark figure. He was sitting under a tree across the street. He had very dark clothes, hood over his head. His silky black hair covered most of his face. Katie finally looked back and realized I wasn't listening to a word she had said. "Leanna, what are you looking at now!?" I didn't remove my eyes from the mysteriously beautiful boy. "Him" I whispered, jerking my chin in his direction. Katie's head turned so quickly that it should have snapped. "Leanna, don't even try to mess with me! If you think you’re funny...you’re not!" She darted. I looked back to the tree he had been sitting under, once again...he had disappeared. "I'm not! He was there!" I yelled. "Leanna. Stop it!” Katie’s jaw tensed. This all must have been in my head. I sighed. "Forget it, lets just keep walking" Katie looked at me and nodded. Who was this strange boy? I have never seen him around here before. He seemed to be following the two of us, but I couldn't be sure. Katie and I had finally made it to my house. We walked into the front door , took our shoes off and hung our fall jackets on the rack. I looked up and saw Katie's terrified face. "Katie!? What's wrong??" I yelped. She didn't move. It was as if she had looked into Medusa’s eyes and become cold, hard stone. I looked out the window to see what had caused her to go into shock. I saw nothing but the trees blowing in the breeze. The neighbourhood children running and playing on the streets. The vehicles casually driving down the well paved roads. Katie opened her mouth and whispered something I could barely hear. "Did you see him...?” "Katie... what are you blabbing about now?" Her jaw unhinged and dropped to the floor. She looked around franticly and ran out the porch into another part of my house. I could hear her dialling quickly. She must be making a phone call, but to who? I ran into my room and sat down beside her, trying to catch what she was saying. She hung up the phone and sighed in relief. "The police are coming" She said calmly. A few minutes later there was a knock on the door. We walked to the door slowly; unsure of who was there. Surly enough it was the police. "Hi, my name is Katie and this is Leanna" Katie spoke quickly. "Hello girls, I am officer Daniel and this is officer Ted. Can you please explain what this boy, or what you like to call, dark figure, looked like?" Katie nodded. "He was wearing all black, his hood hung over his head, and his hair was basically swallowing his face.” The officer gave Katie a strange look, chuckled, then took out his pen and jotted down the boys appearance. He looked up at me and said. "How old did he look?" I thought for a moment. "Fifteen?" Katie looked at me and said, "I agree" The officer looked through his notes and looked back over his shoulder. His partner Ted said. "We'll get right on it" The two officers got into their vehicle and drove away. Katie and I decided to try and get our mind off of this strange, yet attractive boy. We went up to my room and set up our beds and popped a movie into the player. While the previews played we went back downstairs to the kitchen. Katie grabbed some skittles and I got the chips. Hours later the phone rang, Katie and I looked at each other. "Do you think that is Officer Daniel and Ted?" Katie questioned. I got up quickly and answered. "Hello?...Hellooo...?" Silence was all that was heard on the other line. "Who is this?" I questioned. Katie looked at me curiously. I rolled my eyes and hung up. We both shrugged our shoulders and pressed play on the DVD player. Not two seconds after pressing play the phone rang...again. "I'll get it this time" Katie sighed. "Put it on speaker!!" So Katie picked up the phone, pressed the speaker button and casually said, "Hello?" Heavy breathing came after silence. "Dude...This is NOT funny" I shouted into the phone. An evil snicker came from the receiver along with a click. "They hung up!" Katie said. "I wonder who it was" I thought out loud. Our eyes shot open at the exact same time. I was pretty positive that we were thinking the same thing; the boy, the dark figure. Just at that moment a car pulled up into my driveway. It was the officers! Thank goodness. We jumped up and ran to the door. "What happened? Did you find him??" Katie screamed. "No, we didn't find any evidence. No spotting of this ‘dark figure’, and there are no suspects." Officer Ted explained. "We checked our street cameras for this boy, but there is no proof of anyone following you two. We have had many prank calls of this type of situation" Officer Daniel continued. "We aren't pranking anyone! I swear!" I yelled. "That's what they all say. I am sorry ladies, but we must continue on with other problems. Good day." The two officers walked away. What do they mean they didn't find any evidence!? How is this possible? We aren't pranking anybody! We stomped the whole way up the stairs. I plopped down on to my bed and sat there. Katie mirrored my entrance. It had been getting late so we finally decided to get some sleep. I tossed and turned most of the night thinking about what had happened earlier that day. I sat up from the bed and looked around. I cringed, something had hit my bedroom window. I stood up, walked slowly, and peeked from the side of the window. Yet another rock had been chucked at my window. Whoever was doing this was definitely going to pay for any damages! I looked over at Katie's bed, she was fast asleep and drooling. I decided to be brave and go downstairs and see what was happening. I opened my room door quietly. I peeked around the corner just to be safe. The coast was clear. I tip-toed through the hallway with caution. I reached the stairs and walked down one by one, occasionally creaking a step or two. At the bottom there was a closet, I looked in it and found my red umbrella and a spare flashlight; perfect. These would be my weapons. I continued to the porch and to the front door, ready and armed. Right then and there something ran in front of me. I jumped backward with the umbrella ready in my hands. I reached for the flashlight switch and flicked it on. Phew, it was just my cat Smokey. I’d wondered where he’d been. He looked at me and meowed, I knew there was nothing to be scared of. But that doesn't explain why rocks had been thrown at my window. So I continued to the door. I watched my shaky hand as it grabbed the handle. A cool night breeze hit my face. I looked outside into the darkness, trying to be stealthy. THERE HE WAS! It was really him! What was his problem? Does he have a house? I paced myself over to him, I didn't actually go up to him...I just walked around him, hoping he wouldn't notice me. I gulped as I bent down behind a nearby bush. "OUCH!" I said, he didn't seem to notice though . This was a bad idea. I had scraped my arms and legs on the sharp branches. I couldn't be worried about this now, I had to see this guy up close; somehow, someway without him seeing me. I watched him carefully as he just sat there in the damp grass. His eyes were keeping a sharp look out for any sign of movement. I had a feeling he knew I was near. I moved slightly, his eyes shot towards the bush I happened to be hiding behind. His hot voice broke the silence. "Leanna , you silly girl. Did you really think I didn't know you were there?" My eyes bulged out of my head. HOW DOES HE KNOW MY NAME!? "Who are you?" I whispered. "The name is Alec." He explained. "But, how do you know me?" "I have my ways" He mumbled. My heart pounded, not just because he was one of the most beautiful guys I have seen, but because I knew I was in danger. "Come here Leanna" Alec gestured. I shook my head and slowly backed away. That's when I remembered I had my umbrella! I lifted it over my head and swung it at him like a maniac. Before I got the chance he took it from me and snapped it; just like that! I had no other choice but to run. This was like one of those creepy nightmares, but I was living it. I ran and ran. I looked back behind me to see where Alec had gone but I tripped over my own feet. OUCH! I looked at my knees; they gushed blood. I didn't want to run like this, but I had to. I got up as quickly as I could, which wasn't very quick at all. I gazed around the street, but saw nothing unusual. Where did he go? While I had the chance I started walking back to my house hoping I wouldn't run into him. I reached the front door un-harmed; except for the scrapes on my arms and cuts on my knees. I felt a sudden relief, but that soon ended when everything went pitch black! Something had been put over my head! I struggled, but was not released. "HELP! HELP ME!" I screamed, praying I would be heard. "Oh, I will help you alright" Alec whispered in my ear as he pulled me away into the night. It was getting more and more difficult to breath, and my forehead was drenched in sweat. I had no idea what Alec was capable of, but soon enough I was going to find out. He had finally sat me down, but I still could not see anything. He pulled off whatever was on my head and looked at my terrified face. "Leanna, you’re beautiful" Alec said starring into my eyes. Awe, that was sweet, but that doesn't make me think of him differently than I had earlier today. I didn't say anything back; I just sat there very still. I had to get away from Alec, but how? Where is Katie when you need her?...Oh right! SHE IS SLEEPING AT MY HOUSE SAFE AND SOUND UNLIKE ME! I looked at Alec, wondering what he was thinking right about now. I was hoping that he was regretting his decision of KIDNAPING ME! For a minute I had the nerve to grab something and chuck it at him; but I just couldn’t. Alec stood up “Leanna, stay right here. I will be back in a couple of minutes” He ordered. I nodded my head slowly. Alec walked into the darkness and I was left alone; for now. I glanced around looking for anything I could recognize. It was almost to dim to even see my hand in front of my face. I stood up at a snail's pace hoping I wouldn’t make any noise or sudden movements. I had to escape somehow. A branch snapped loudly; but it wasn’t me! Alec was heading straight towards me, I sat down again. He was carrying something. “What is that?” I asked nervously. “Fire wood” He assured me. Alec dropped it all on the ground and pulled out a box full of matches. “We’re staying out here all night?” I asked. “Maybe, but I think you should get some sleep now” How could I sleep now? I am outside in the cold with bugs, and my kidnaper! “Alright…I will try” I got up and picked a spot on the ground to attempt going to sleep. The ground was lumpy and chilly, it was so uncomfortable. I must have been starring at the star for hours. I sat up and scanned the unusual place. The fire was still going and Alec was lying on the ground as well. His head turned in my direction. For the first time his hood wasn’t on his head. Alec’s black hair was amazing; soft looking. He had looked even more gorgeous than before. His pretty eyes starred at me and asked “What’s wrong?” I rolled my eyes and said. “What do you think is wrong!? I am lying on the cold earth next to a person I hardly even know, in a place that I have never seen before, after being kidnapped!” Alec sighed but said nothing. Voices came from a distance, Alecs head shot up. He jumped up and said “Get up” He stuck his arms out helping me get up off the ground. “What’s wrong?” I questioned. “Just come with me” He demanded. Alec grabbed my hand and ran, dragging me behind him. I didn’t know where we were going this time either. He pushed me into a dark ditch and whispered. “Don’t move” I was terrified, what was going on? A couple of guys around the same age walked up to Alec. What were they going to do to him? “Did you catch her yet?” One boy asked. “No, not yet” Alec said nervously. “Okay, we are going to go and get her friend Katie and get some answers” The other guy murmured. “Alright, we will update later” The first boy said again, As him and his partner walked in another direction. Alec wiped his head and turned back to me. “You can come out now” He announced. I came out gradually wondering what this had been about. Why were they after me? Will Katie be okay!? What are they going to do to her? “Leanna, we have to go back to your house and get Katie ” Alec said calmly. “What is going on!?” I screamed. Alec walked up to me and held my two hands. “Everything will be alright…trust me” My heart fluttered as he looked at me. He wrapped his arms around me and gave me a big hug. It was very comforting, I felt safe and warm again. We walked back to my house; it seemed like hours. I finally saw my street, my heart once again started pounding. I hope Katie is okay, I thought to myself. Around the corner was my house; number 35. We approched the house, but before Alec reached for the handle the two guys voices appeared. Alec pulled me to the backside of the building. The two partners walked right into my house. Ugh, I had forgotten to lock the doors earlier. “We have to get to Katie before they do” I whispered. “Let’s go through the back door” He suggested. I nodded. We scrambled for the door handle and pulled it open. While the other two guys were checking the living room we ran upstairs. “Katie! KATIE!” Alec said shaking her. “What…oh…hellooo” Katie sighed. She looked over at me curiously. “Who is he? He’s cute” She whispered. “No time to explain, just come with us” I said impationtly. How would we get out of here with out being scene? I had no ideas, exept we had to get out NOW! They were coming up the stairs quickly. “Get out through the window!” Alec yelled. “What!?’ Katie screeched. “There’s a garbage bin we can stand on when we get out.” Alec explained. “Okay…?” I said. “Go! I will help you out” Katie and I ran to the window and looked down. It wasn’t to far down for the garbage bin, but it was a little to far down for Katie’s liking. Alec picked Katie up and put her outside the window, she held on to the ledge and said “Now what?” Alec peeked out the window and said “Now…you drop” Katie wasn’t liking this idea, but she dropped anyways. I am sure Katie was wondering why we were going through the window at three o’clock in the morning with a stranger. I was wondering that too. I was now my turn to drop. Alec held my hands, letting me outside. I was now just hanging there, from Alec’s hands. “I am going to let go now” Alec said. I closed my eyes and nodded. It was over in a matter of seconds. Alec jumped out right after me. The three of us ran and ran. We decided to hide behind an old abbandoned building. The trios of us sat down in a circle; time for explainations. “Okay so why exactly was I kidnapped?” I questioned. “YOU WERE KIDNAPPED!?” Katie yelped. “THEN WHY ARE WE HANGING OUT WITH THIS KID!?” She continued. “Just listen Katie, he will explain everything” I said. “Well, I wouldn’t really call it kidnapping” Alec said. “Then what would you call it? Stalking someone for a day and then deciding to wrap something over their head and drag them into a forest just for fun!?” I screamed. “Shhhhh!” Alec said loudly. “You don’t need to attract any attention” He whispered. “Sorry” I apoligized. “Well, I didn’t really kidnap you…I just saved you from being kidnapped” He explained. “What?” Katie asked. “Okay, I over heard the two men back there talking earlier. They were talking about kidnapping a girl named Leanna Parker. I didn’t hear much more after that. So I decided to grab a phone book and look for a Leanna Parker. I called your house to make sure I had the right girl. After that I had to get your attention somehow, so I threw rocks at the window. The two men had asked me if I knew a Leanna, but I had not. So the two men told me that I must either find you and give you to them or not tell anyone I had over heard them” Alec said. “I told them I wouldn’t tell anyone anything, but instead I decided to try and save you before they got the chance to find you” Alec confessed. “Oh,” I sighed. “Why are they after me?” I questioned. “I don’t know” He said sadly. A door shut loudly; I jumped. Katie peeked around the corner. “O-M-G!” She spelled each letter out slowly. “Their coming for you” Katie whispered looking at me. "What!?” I yelled. “They are walking this way!” Katie screeched. “Get behind the tree!” Alec demanded. We all dived behind the tree and watched the two guys. They walked by the tree silently. “Uh-oh.” Katie said. “What?” I asked. “I…I…need to sneeze” She studdered. “Hold it!” Alec said. Katie was having trouble trying not to sneeze and get their attention, but it was to late; she had sneezed very loudly. The two guys jerked back around and seemed to be starring at the tree we happened to be standing behind. One of the two peeked around the tree and saw Katie. “ Their’s Leanna’s friend Katie!” He yelled. He grabbed her wrist and pulled her away. I burst into tears and fell to the ground. What are they doing to her!? Alec took my hands and pulled me back up so I was standing again. He wrapped his arms around me and gave my a comforting hug. This was the worst day of my life. I was outside when I should not be, in the cold, two strangers are after me, and my best friend has been taken away! On the other hand…I have met an amazing guy. I smiled at the thought. “They have Katie” I whimpered. “Don’t worry my love, everything will be alright” He said softly. He placed one of my lose pieces of hair behind my ear. We starred at each other once again. He leaned towards me; slowly. I could feel his breath on my face and that’s when it happened. He kissed me. Who knew one little thing could turn your day right around? It didn’t last for as long as I would have liked, but its better than nothing. He looked at me; I couldn’t help but smile. I could feel my cheeks getting warm; I was probably blushing, but it was still dark so I was hoping he couldn’t see. “Are we going to save Katie or not?” He smirked at me. “Yes! Lets go” I screamed. I wasn’t tired anymore, in fact I must have been over tired. The kiss had woken me up though. We sprinted in the direction where Katie had been pulled away. We continued on with our rescue. Who knew you could get lost in your own town? “Alec?” He looked at me with a concerned look. “Yeah?” “What if we never find Katie again?” I said, shuddering at the thought. “Don’t say that” Alec said calmly. “I just did” I muttered under my breath. “I heard that” He laughed. I smiled, even his laugh was cute. “I wonder where they-“ I didn’t quite finish, but Alec cut my off. “Shhhhh!” “Why?” I questioned him. “I heard something” The two of us walked slowly into a forest were Alec had heard the voices. There was a light; a fire to be exact. Beside the fire sat Katie, strapped to a chair. The two men circling around her like two sharks and there pray. “Where is she?” One of the two said. “Who? Where is who!?” Katie panicked. “LEANNA!” The other screamed into her ear. She cringed into the chair. “I…I DON’T KNOW!” She studdered. “That’s not an answer” The first guy said standing behind her. “I believe she doesn’t want to tell on her little friend. Is that right Katie?” The second yelled at her. Katie burst into tears and started fidgeting in the chair. I almost ran to Katie to comfort her but Alec stopped me in my tracks. He must have known what I was going to do. “This leaves us to only one choice” The second said to the first who nodded back. “Uoy era won no ruo edis” They said together. What is that suppose to mean? Was this some weird voodoo? Katie’s eyes lit up a bright red. She broke the chair as she stood up quickly. “Og dna dnif annael WON!” They told her. I blinked to see if what I was seeing was true, but when I opened my eyes again Katie had already been gone. Alec looked over at me, my jaw was down to the ground. “What did they do to her!?” I cried. “By the looks of it, she is now hunting you down too” Alec’s voice shook. I stood there, motionless, unsure of what to think or do. Alec began to walk through the woods a bit further towards a rocky edge, I stayed glued to the roots of a tall old tree. I couldn’t move, not because I was stuck, just because I was too frightened to move. A scream came from the distance, my head shot towards the sound; my eyes widened in fear. I had just watched Alec fall down the cliff edge! “ALEC!!! ALEC!!!” Silence was all that was heard. My eyes watered as I walked closer and closer to the edge. I was scared to look, unsure of what condition he was in. There he was…lying there on the cold, sharp rock, frozen. “Alec?” I whimpered. No motion was followed. Tears streamed down my face falling quickly, rolling down my jaw line. I crawled down to where he was; quickly yet carefully. Puddles of blood lay down beside his still body. I moved his black silky hair from his shut eyes. I shuttered. I moved my unsteady hand to his cold throat to feel for a pulse. I waited…and waited. Nothing. I collapsed over his dead body crying out for help. Alec…was…dead. I looked at his beautiful lifeless body and whispered. “I love you” The forest was silent other that a cricket chirp the odd time. A rock fell from above and had hit another rock sitting beside me. I looked up and saw Katie. “Katie? I know your under some spell or something like that but, I need you. I need my best friend back.” I said. She starred at me but didn’t reply. “Katie, come on, you can’t let those guys just control you like that! You are stronger than this. You can overcome their voodoo” I continued. She looked up to the black sky, took a deep breath and screamed. I watched her in fear as I held Alec cold hand. Red sparkly things came out of her screaming throat. They floated up to the sky and vanished, Katie shook her head and yelled “Leanna! I did it! I got rid of their curse!!” I smiled through my tears at my best friend. Katie looked at Alec and whispered. “Is he…dead?” “He has no pulse, so that is the only explaination” I squealed in a shaky voice. Katie ran to me and gave me a big hug. “I know that this has been a hard day for you, but just remember that I am here for you” Katie said into my right ear. We finally let go and sat there quietly. I was tempted to look over at Alec but I know I would regret my choice. I couldn’t help myself, I had to look at him, I turned my head slowly cringing at the sight of his body. My heart dropped with a loud thump, I was sure it could have shaken the forest. A deep breath came from Alec’s mouth. My sobbing stopped, Katie and I stared at him for a long minute. His eye lids fluttered slowly and flung wide open. He looked at me and whispered. “You love me?” I looked into his eyes and nodded. His face lightened up with delight. Tears came from my eyes, he was alive. “Are you okay?” Katie hesitated, unsure if she had ruined the moment. “Uhh, I’m not sure?” He replied. Alec sat up slowly, I reached my hand out to help him. He brushed the dirt from his torn shirt, and dried blood from his head. “I thought you were…dead. I couldn’t feel a pulse, I was so worried!” I said quickly. “Well, there is the saying ‘Everything happens for a reason’. So maybe I was brought back for a reason?” Alec said. “Oh! Maybe you’re...you're...SUPERMAN!!” Katie yelled. The three of us chuckled. “Maybe, just maybe” Alec smiled. Katie and myself helped Alec up off the sharp, pointy rock. He stumbled as he tried to stand up straight. "Are you feeling well enough to stand on your own?" Katie asked Alec. "I think I will be fine, as long as I'm with you guys" He smiled sweetly. "Katie, where did those two jerks end up?" I asked her. "They are still running around here somewhere, so we must stay alert." Katie warned us. This worried me. Two mainiacs were on the lose looking for me and probably my two friends as well. The three of us quickly, yet carefully, climbed back up the ridged rock.We continued to walk through the dark forest which I had almost no idea that it had even existed in my small town called Paramorphis. "Does anyone even know where we are going?" I said. "Do you really think that I would know? I'm not good with directions!" Katie grinned. "Alec? Do you know?" Katie questioned him. "Uhh, I, umm, I don't remember which way we came from. I'm Sorry." Alec whispered softly. I could tell that he felt bad for not remembering, but it isn't his fault. After all he did smash his head pretty hard. "It's fine, I guess, as long as we are lost together." I assured him. We must have wandered around for hours because it was almost sunrise. I didn't recconize anything around me, not a house or even building in sight. I felt like crying for many different reasons, but I was going to stand strong. We will get out of this mess together. "Man! I am super-de-duper-ly tired!!!" Katie yawned. I giggled. "Super-de-duper-ly?" I chuckled. "Yeah, deffanently" Katie smirked. I looked over at Alec, he looked like he was about to pass out. "Are you tired Alec?" I asked, even though I knew the answer. "Very. Can we just sit down for a bit? I'm a little dizzy." We tried to find a spot that looked somewhat comfortable to sit on. There was a patch of green grass that looked like it could work. The three of us plopped down onto the ground. It wasn't too bad actually. My eye lids became heavy, I couldn't fight it anymore, I had to sleep. I slowly drifted off. Oh, how I love the feeling of sleep. I had plenty of dreams, many involving me being safe and sound at home living a normal life. When I awoke I was in Alec's arms, along with Katie closely beside me. It looked like they had a nice nap as well. I just stayed there looking around the forest, wondering when and if we'd get out. I didn't bother waking up the other two, they needed their sleep. As I was sitting around I swore I could have seen movement in the trees. It was probably an animal, which didn't bother me because I love animals! But what ever it was seemed to be creeping closer and closer towards me. I tensed up a bit, unsure of what I was looking at. I must have been breathing very heavily because Alec had woken to the sound of it. "Are you alright?" Alec said calmly. "There is something over there!" I said, pointing my shaky hand in the direction of the movement. He sat up and looked closely. His jaw dropped. "Get up, hurry, wake Katie up while you're at it!" Alec ordered. I didn't question him, I would do that later. "KATIE! KATIE! WAKE UP!!" I shook her as I screamed in her ear. "O-M-G Leanna! What's your problem! Can you NOT scream in my ear!? DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE HEARING PROBLEMS IN THE FUTURE!?" "Just get up, okay!? We need to run!" Katie jumped up quicker than expected. I ran as fast as I could but it was hard, I was weak from everything that happened the day before. Katie ran in front of Alec and I, and said "Follow me guys, I have a great hiding place." We followed Katie, expecting an amazing hiding place. She stopped right in the middle of us and said, "Okay guys, just cover your eyes and your good to go." "Umm, Katie, I can still see you" Alec laughed. Katie uncovered her eyes and screamed. It wasn't an excitement scream, it was a frightning scream. We looked in the direction that she was looking too. The two guys were standing about ten feet away from the three of us. So that must have been what Alec had seen a couple of minutes ago. Katie covered her eyes again and said, "When I open my eyes, you scary guys better disappear!" She counted to three and opened them again. The men were still obviously there. she let out another yelp and fainted.GRREEAATT, now we have to carry Miss. Smarty-pants around. Alec walked toward the two men but before he had the chance to do anything the tallest guys punched Alec in the stomach. Alec collapsed onto the ground with a thump. The other man picked Alec up, looked at me and said, "See ya later sweet cheeks" He winked and walked away with his partner. I can't believe that this is still happening. Now Alec is gone and Katie is just lying there on the ground. Katie isn't always the brightest crayon in the box. Now what? I have no idea what to do anymore. I am lost, lost for good! I am pretty much alone now that Alec is gone and Katie is just out of it. I looked over at Katie who had started to fidget. I could here her saying something, but I’m actually not quite sure what it was. I walked slowly towards her and listened attentively. It sounded as though she was singing. “I’ll be riiigghhhtt beside you! I’ll be right beside yoooouu!” Katie sung. I love that song! Marianas Trench is one of my favourite bands! “Katie? Why are you singing ‘Beside You’?” Katie looked at me and sung another song. “Do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man...” “Katie? Why are you acting so wierd?” She burst out laughing, she has never laughed that hard before! I swear there is something wrong with her, but that’s just the way Katie is sometimes. “SNAP OUT OF IT!! Get up Katie, we have to go and find Alec. Those guys took him.” I explained. Katie stood up, still laughing and followed me to where I had seen Alec get taken away. I was determined to find him. I just wish that I had followed them a bit earlier. “ALEC! READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!” Katie screamed at the top of her lungs. “KATIE! Shhhhhh, be quiet. Do you want them to come and find you again?!” Katie became serious again. “No.” “Okay, than be quiet and help me find him” I whispered. Katie nodded her head. We walked around for a long time, I bet we were walking around in circles. “Echo!” Katie screamed. An echo followed her voice. “Katie! Didn’t I tell you to be quiet?” I asked in a very serious tone. “Well, I’m bored!” She complained. “Fine, just keep screaming and catch all of the attention” I sneered. “...OKAY!” Katie screeched. “ALEC!? HELLO?” I rolled my eyes as she continued to scream as loud as she possibly could. Katie yelled “WHERE ARE Y-“ “Shhh! I think I heard a reply!” I told her. She settled down and listened with me. “Katie? Is that you?!” Alec’s voice replied. “O-M-G! Where are you?” Katie asked the voice. “Just follow my voice!” Alec told her. “OKAY!” She said. We started jogging towards the voice. “MARCO” Katie yelled. “POLO!” Alec’s voice screamed back. The whole Marco-Polo game continued until we reached Alec. He had many scratches and bruises all over him. He had been left on the ground by whoever those guys were. “Alec, are you okay? I mean, you look...terrible.” I said. “I am not going to lie to you, but I feel great” He said and smiled at me. “You feel...great?” This confused me. How can he feel great when like every part of his body had either a scratch or a bruise on it? “I really don’t get you” Katie said to him. “Join the club” Alec replied. “I just feel great because I am still living even though I fell off a cliff and got beat up about 50 times.” “I’m glad you are still breathing” Katie and I said at the exact same time. “We will help you up, if you’d like” I offered. “Sure, Thanks.” Katie and I pulled Alec up off the ground, he needed a little extra support this time. We started to walk around the forest, again. It wasn’t like we were going to get out of here anytime soon. This time walking around was a bit different. It seemed as though I saw some sort of building further ahead. I was probably just imagining it though. We got closer to it and I was almost certain that it was some kind of cabin. “O-M-G GUYS! It’s a cabin! Lets go knock on the door.” Katie exclaimed. Katie ran over to it causing Alec to fall to the ground because he didn’t have the support of her shoulder anymore. I helped Alec up again and let him use my shoulder instead. Katie stood there at the door. Her hand should have fell off from knocking so many times. We waited patiently hoping that someone would come to the door giving us some sort of directions and maybe even some food. An elderly lady opened the door slowly. “Hi!” Katie greeted her waving her hands like crazy. “Uh, hello children. Can I help you?” “Yes, We are lost in the forest; we have been for about a day or two? We need food and maybe some directions?” I said quickly, hoping she could help us with what we need. “Ohh, come on in sweet hearts” The nice lady said. We all scrambled through the door and sat down. “Where are you younglings from?” She asked us. “Paramorphis” We all stated. “Wait, Where?” She asked. “Umm, Paramorphis...” Alec repeated. “I’m sorry, I have never heard of that town”. Wait...she has never heard of it? How far did we walk!? “May I ask where we are now?” Katie said curiously. “Philipeanuts” She said. “PHILIPEANUTS!?” Katie yelled. Great, we aren’t even in our home town anymore! Where in the world is Philipeanuts? This is a major nightmare. “Would you like something to eat?” She asked us sweetly. “Yes please!” We all said in sync. After a couple of minutes she came back with cookies and hot chocolate. I pretty much drank the hot chocolate in one gulp and each cookie with at least two bites. We took our time washing up and refreshing ourselves. Katie, Alec and I each took turns taking a shower, after, Katie and I dryed our hair. The phone rang a couple of rings and made a sudden stop. I listened to the voice of the lady saying “Yes, they are all here with me.” My eyes flung wide open, I grabbed Alec and Katie by the shirts and said. “She’s with the mainiacs!” “We have to get out of here!” Alec panicked. “Get out through the bathroom window!” Alec said. Wow, we have gone through windows alot during the past few days. We all dived out the window and ran. Katie looked back and screamed. The ‘nice’ lady ran outside with a chainsaw. My heart pounded more than ever. This was BAD! Come on, a chainsaw? Get realistic here! How could this ever happen!? We ran franticly through the trees and bushes, occasionally cutting our skin on the sharp branches that came fast at us. As I ran my foot caught a root stuck in the ground, I tripped up and fell onto the grass. I screamed in horror when I turned around to see the lady standing right behind me, chainsaw and all! Alec and Katie turned around to see what had happened. “O-M-G! LEANNA!” Katie screeched. The crazy lady lifted the chainsaw over her head as if she were going to slam it over my head, I cringed at the sight. Before she could do anything more she collapsed to the ground. Standing right behind her was Alec with a huge smile on his face along with a block of wood in his hands. “W...What did you do?” I studdered. “I couldn’t just let her chop you up! So I gave her a smack on the head with this thing.” He said pointing at the wood. What a relief. “What do we do with her?” Katie asked poking at the lady’s head. “Nothing, lets just get away from here!” Alec said. I stood back up and ran over to Alec giving him a huge hug. Katie just stood there awkwardly. “Come here and join the group hug!” Alec told Katie. She jumped on the both of us, causing us all to fall to the ground. We probably laughed for about 20 minutes. During our laugh attack I began to feel...strange. A very wierd feeling occured. A feeling like someone was watching my every move. 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10-28-2010, 13:16:50: hva er oppvarming? Når du varmer opp kroppen. Det er aktiviteter vi bruker for å få en gunstig overgang fra hvile til hard fysisk arbeid. Trenger ikke bare være trening, men også for eksempel synging. Når vi varmer opp stiger temperaturen 1-2 grader. Arbeidsforholdene til blodet, musklene og nervene blir bedre, med andre ord: koordinasjoner bli bedre, du blir mer konsentrert og mer motivert for aktiviteten. Hvor lenge og hvor hardt du bør varme opp, er avhengig av hva slags aktivitet du varmer opp til. Er aktiviteten kort må du oppvarme mye, men i en lang/stor aktivitet trenger du ikke like mye. Oppvarmingen bør innholde litt tøyninger for å forberede musklene og bindevevet på eventuelle kraftige strekkinger som ofte forekommer. Når en aktivitet er ferdig så er det viktig med avslutningen. Det kalles for nedtrapping eller nedvarming. Rolig aktivitet etter trening kan ha en positiv effekt på restitusjonen → det å bygge seg opp igjen etter trening. Få i seg nok veske og mat etter en trening er viktig. Søvn er også veldig viktig. God oppvarming før hard aktivitet: • øker presentasjonsevnen. • Minsker risikoen for skader. • Gir større lyst til å trene eller konkurrere. Generell oppvarming. Hovedmålet er å bli varm i kroppen. Store muskelgrupper. Muskelgruppen i låra kalles for Knestrekker. Ryggen og magen. Hofteleddstrekker.- bakdelen. Beina, hoftene, mage og rygg. knestrekkar, buk , den lange ryggstrekkar og hofteleddstrekkar Spesiell oppvarming. • Det er ekstra viktig å forberede kroppen på den hovedaktiviteten du skal drive med. • viss du skal eks: spille handball, så må du varme opp spesielt armene. • Øk derfor tempoet. Utholdenhet. • Er evnen til å arbeide hardt i lengre tid. • 2 måter: Aerob (musklene får nok oksygen., qper-testen) Evnen til å arbeide med relativt høy intensitet i lengre tid eller anaerob ( uten oksygen, får melkesyre. 100 m. ) evnen til å arbeide med svært høy intensitet i forholdsvis kort tid. • Viktige faktorer for utholdenhet: • Puls: tallet på hjerteslag i ett minutt kaller vi for puls. Pulsen er et godt mål på hvor hardt du trener; dvs hvor høy puls du holder. • Hvilepuls : Med en gang du står opp. Lav hvilepuls vil sei at vi har god form. • Maksimalpuls : Det er den høgeste pulsen vi kan få. Regelen er 204 +/- alder. • Rask nedgang fra høgpuls til normal sier noe om formen din. 12 * 6 = 72 Intensitet Pulsen stiger når du øker tempoet i en aktivitet. Form Raskt pulsfall samsvarer som regel med god form. Oksygenopptak. Pulsen din stiger i takt med oksygenopptaket. Oksygenopptaket er et mål for hvor mye oksygen som forbrukes i energifrigjøringen. Det store og lille kretsløpet. Blodet i kroppen sirkulerer i to kretsløp, det lille og det store. Det lille går til lungene der det hente oksygen-rikt blod Det store går til resten av kroppen, og der avgir det oksygen-rikt blod når det kommer tilbake igjen til hjertet. Og så går det til det lille kretsløpet igjen. Når det kommer tilbake igjen til hjerte så er det oksygen fattig. Kvaliteten på hele sirkulasjonssystemet ditt er avgjørende for din utholdenhet. Minuttvolum. Den blodmengden som blir pumpet ut fra venstre hjertekammer pr. Minutt kalles minuttvolum. Minuttvolumet = slagvolum * puls. Aerob og anaerob energifrigjøring. Kroppen får energi ved å forbrenne karbohydrater og fett = energifrigjøring. Fett+oksygen → karbondioksid + vann + energi = lav intensitet. Aerob Karbonhydrater + oksygen → karbondiokid + vann + energi = høg intensitet. Anarob. Kabohydrat → energi + melkesyre. Trening av utholdenhet. Utholdenhet Kontinuerlig eller intervall. Kontinuerlig er når du har samme tempo hele veien. Langkjøring og Hurtiglangkjøring. Intervall er når du har pause og arbeid. Kort intervall, Lang intervall elle Naturlig intervall. Kort intervall- høg intensitet med langpause. Lang intervall- holder på lengre med kortepauser. Naturlig intervall – terrenget velger hva tid du skal gi høg intensitet og lav intensitet. Hvor godt treningen påvirker utholdenheten, er avhengi av: * Varigheten ( hvor lenge ) * Hyppighet ( hvor ofte ) * Intensitet ( hvor hardt )
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12-08-2010, 14:13:14: ” In Victorian fiction, men are shown as dominant. Ms Havisham re-evaluates this dominance. Discuss Ms Havisham’s role in relation to the portrayal of gender relationships.” Extensively, gender ideology within Victorian fiction conforms to the definitive structure of it's contextual society. Women were conventionally displayed as the weaker of the two genders; shown as passive and reliant on masculine authority to which they were subordinate to. In the novel, Great Expectations (1861) by Charles Dickens (1812 - 1870), these stereotypical ideals of masculine and feminine roles are undermined and therefore re-evaluated through the representation of Ms Havisham: a wealthy, middle- aged woman with a revised hatred for men and it is argueable that this hatred, also demonstrated through the upbringing of her adopted daughter, Estella, establishes an ultimate sense of dominance. Dickens sites the themes of independance, respectability, gender relationship ideology and wealth as significant in expressing this concept. Previously deluded by Compeyson, Ms Havisham establishes within herself that the entirity of the male sex is equally as callous and adopts a baby ( Estella) evidently to serve as an extension of this hatred. "Break their hearts, my pride and hope, break their hearts and have no mercy!". Dicken's utilises the input of the ambiguous idiom 'my pride and hope', evoking an attempt to live vicariously through Estella as the 'puppet master' by noticeably contorting the colloquial phrase 'my pride and joy'. Furthermore reinforcing Ms Havisham's negative representation, this act itself suggests a manipulative character and therefore dominance is ultimately established not only over Estella but over her target, Pip who is later chosen as a lone representation of the entire male population. "Your heart....Broken!". Ms Havisham's portrayed eagerness to return the damage placed upon herself refers to This could be conceived as conforming to Victorian gender ideals; whilst she is using Estella as a means to cause emotional damage to men instead of herself, this is not displaying a direct form of dominance meaning that she remains to conform to a passive female stereotype to the internal audience. In direct opposition, to the original victorian audience, Ms Havisham would be seen to transgress and therefore re-evaluate the inherent stereotype through the vehicle of dramatic irony. Ms Havisham allegorically represents society's perpetual desire for distinct seperation between social classes and fundamentally, genders. Dickens' expresses these contextual values through Ms Havisham's implicit use of symbols of wealth, employed to regain a sense of dominance within society. Extensively, field specific terminology relating to materialistic pursuits and possessions are held exhibitive in attaining this. "She was dressed in rich materials- satins, and lace and silks". Through this, Dickens presents a woman who is ultimately aware of the inherent barriers and restrictions which face women within society and moreover reinstates her wish to transgress and remain seperate from this; She disregards the role of the passive female icon, regarded subbordinate to her social superior male and instead formulates an emotionally devoid and detached charactature, possessing stereotypically 'masculine' qualities of wealth, power and dominance. Dickens' satirical stance is insinuated through the juxtaposition of connotations of apparent wealth and luxury with motifs of death, destruction and decay. "once white, now yellow... this standing still of all the decayed objects" . Dickens formulates a parrallelism between Ms Havisham's life and her possessions, utilising the noun 'object' to refer simultaneously to both Ms Havisham's delapidated existence and similarly, her belongings. This produces connotations of an emotionally devoid and 'lifeless' entity through objectification. Additionally, the appliance of first person narrative (by pip) serves to reinforce the social context regarding the ways in which women were viewed within society. This is emphasized through the consistently present 'death imagery' combined with allusion. However, by conjoining these themes, the character of Ms Havisham challenges the accepted social formulations and instead Dicken's presents an ironically 'liberated' female. Wealth as a means of gaining social respectability and self worth is a motif which is present throughout the play; Pip conveys his wish to 'become a gentleman' thus, travelling higher up the social ladder as mirrored by Ms Havisham. His wish to better himself He presents a culture in which material possessions are valued at a higher level to meaningful pursuits. Ms Havisham's wealth is incidentally inherited from her father, the fact that her wealth and status within society is derived from a masculine authorative figure undermines her own sense of dominance within victorian society. She " " Furthermore, Sati's house indicates the valued importance of the working class; Ms Havisham's wealth simultaneously derives from the brewery attached to the house. This serves to highlight the wealth of industry in victorian england and employs it's inherent worth of 'propping' up the remainder of society and it's hierarchy. This very much parrallels Pip's own class progression, leading his wish of 'becoming a gentleman' seem all the more achievable whilst in turn heightning Ms Havisham's external respectability in the form of dominance. In comparison..... Dicken's harnesses the ongoing motif of light versus dark to mirror Ms Havisham's inner battle for self worth and supremacy within society. Similarly, Dickens' enforces the influence of male, authorative violence to counterbalance female transgressions from the ideal image of Victorian femininity. This is evident in the fact that Estella is beaten by her husband, whilst similarly, Mrs Joe is beaten by Orlick. " " This references Conclusively, Dickens' presents Ms Havisham as an allegorical figurehead for Victorian society and its morals, and values.
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12-10-2010, 04:39:23: Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it’s written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation’s OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific. Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of Psyche!) Is a paling stout and spikey? Won’t it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It’s a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!!
12-10-2010, 04:39:44: Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it’s written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation’s OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific. Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of Psyche!) Is a paling stout and spikey? Won’t it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It’s a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!!
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12-16-2010, 19:43:35: Je veux m'excuser de t'avoir dit des gros mots hier. Samuel, je pense que rien ne m'enrage plus que quand je te vois manquer de respect à tes parents. D'autant plus qu'Eric a été super smooth avec toi hier: il ne faisait que t'expliquer que tu pouvais perdre ton auto si tu persistais à vouloir t'en servir comme ça. Et moi, je voulais que tu comprennes que c'est dangereux de rouler avec des mauvais pneus en hiver. Pourquoi tu penses que je t'ai offert de t'acheter des pneus d'hiver? Pas pour te faire plaisir: parce que je t'aime trop pour penser qu'il pourrait t'arriver quelque chose par négligence: notre négligence de parents, d'adultes. Tu devrais faire ton examen de conscience un peu. Je sais que tu passes un moment difficile. Ce serait l'fun que tu saches qu'on est là pour toi. On n'est pas tes ennemis. Moi je t'aime pis ton père... je te dis pas à quel point vous êtes toute sa vie ton frère et toi. Tu as été super arrogant avec Eric et avec moi aussi. Ça fait deux semaines que je te dis de venir porter ton auto pour les pneus d'hiver. J'avais plein de disponibilités la semaine passée. Il a fallu que tu attendes à la dernière minute... pis tu savais même pas que c'était illégal, même si je t'avais dit que la date limite c'était le 15 décembre. En tous cas Samuel, nous, tout ce qu'on souhaite c'est que tu ailles bien et que tu ne prennes pas de risques inutiles. On ne voudrait pas que tu te retrouves avec des amendes pas possible, ou que tu perdes ton auto ou pire encore. Et à travers tout ça, j'exige que nous respectes. Merci de m'écouter et de me donner du feedback là-dessus. Bonne journée. Nicole xxx
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03-10-2011, 18:49:24: hey
03-10-2011, 19:27:35: hello
03-10-2011, 19:27:41: hello
03-10-2011, 19:28:14: Sucram YeksolCcM
03-10-2011, 21:41:11: gsgs
03-10-2011, 21:42:55: There's a wild wind blowing, Down the corner of my street Every night there the headlights are glowing Theres a cold war coming, On the readio I heard Baby it's a violent world Oh love don't let me go Won't you take me where the streetlights glow I could hear it coming I could hear the sirens sound Now my feet won't touch the ground Time came a-creepin' Oh and time's a loaded gun Every road is a ray of light It goes o-o-on Time only can lead you on Still it's such a beautiful night Oh love don't let me go Won't you take me where the streetlights glow I could hear it coming Like a serenade of sound Now my feet won't touch the ground Gravity release me, And dont ever hold me down Now my feet won't touch the ground.
03-11-2011, 10:11:14:
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03-11-2011, 12:27:36: Talace
03-11-2011, 13:16:19: It was a spectroscopic night and the world was a variety of dazzling lights beguiling and enticing us with cornucopias of halcyon dreams spiraling out of existence on merry-go-rounds spinning with excitement and graceful thinking and good intentions leading astray: for what is a man but a book on the shelf I asked myself out of the screen, the simulacrum, the enfranchisement of reality tousling up and carousing down, from coruscant trees to burning incantations of hot hot books you toss away- watch out the world’s outside and it’s waiting in a multitude of eugenically processed sardine-packaged tins, containerized for a quick fix, a quick prayer to the God of Mammon, Mohammed is watching with wary eyes but we do it anyway: the constellations align but we do it anyway, even with Hemingway you do it anyway because we see the end result, the window in our heart longs for the end, it’s only friend: the generic bombshell of generic yesteryears was never enough for you: look beyond the page, beyond all existence for that perfect phrase careering round the bending light you see the shotgun wedding open up like a perfectly poised kingfisher waiting to mark it’s mark on the universe, the universal principle that happiness is just a gunshot away, you’ve got to make a killing if you want to be a man for men don’t wait on patient porches staring at elusive stars in order to achieve that final consummation of the kingdom of end-orientated figments, men blast off like heavyweight champions, searching, seeking and destroying for that one perfect moment which you know will be the definition of forever, which is never ever going to stop with the refrain of “whatever” because this is what really matters: all matter was just approaching this one fighting flame that scorches all purpose into meaning and then back into the form that it once was - don’t get stung by the wasp of inopportune diction whose catchphrase is a reference back to the lazy days of wasting away by the fire of innocence: innocence is dead I tell you for the sixteenth time, Innocence was a lie made by the fascists who never wanted you to know the words fuck and cunt - as if they were evil things in themselves without realising the attribution that they themselves brought with the opposites they make in their own goodness (be dialectic!), their own holiness in preaching falsities, the pharisee sophist Bulstrode bastards bolstered by their own inflatable egos like condoms you can put over your heads: don’t listen to them kids keep on grasping at the green breast of the world and if you ever see me call it up on this number and we can have a great time of it: if only you would listen like lester the cheshire cat who lived in a tree in hertfordshire because he thought foolishly that that was the place to live: live nowhere, you are nothing and to nada you will find yourself always coming back to: destroy yourself in desolate catechisms and depths and abysses of chocolate mists, immolate yourself in bloody holocausts of blue, red and black: but don’t forget the scatterings of yellow interspersed like ovaries in a brave new world: the dystopia is here already but it’s not up to you it’s up to the gathering crowd to make a difference: rise up proletariat, rise up and you shall find that the meek will inherit the earth, the peacemakers do make a difference, forget about the fig tree that once was a-cursed: the fig tree is irrelevant now, the Television forgot all about that, because they wanted to give you a chance with the murder a day documentaries on the nazis or scampily frozen foetus’ gyrating to dances to the music of time’s bell that for whom nobody will ever want to toll but that’s not important: what’s important is to look at the end: for there shall be an end, and that is in the present like some kind of crazy quatrains written in haste with the oncoming of war- run away you live in dresden- run away you live in cambodia, these are the things you have to hide away from, the napalm death of existence will come and get you some day, you cannot escape, there is no innocence left: just remember there is only one thing really truly left in this right-wing world of jung-ho tea parties and angry condemnations because you’re not living like Jesus was supposed to and that is the lie: the lie will always be a lie, even if the truth is the truth there is more truth in saying the lie is the lie, the lie becomes the only truth and if it is big enough there is a chance that we may survive from our bullshit lives, ask yourself why are you here, there is no answer- kill yourself then- you won’t?: there is your fucking answer and don’t tell me otherwise, fox in the snow, where else would you go when your legs are black and blue like a dying child in an Auschwitz frost- you washed with that bar of soap can you forgive yourself for being clean with death, can you? or is it too late to leave now and exacerbate, you can forget and procrastinate, masturbate, procasturbate: leeward signals are now a rushing and a musing on the idea of death: signify it to yourself kiddo: you’re the only one left and I’ve got a message for ya, a message for ya, you hacker of haywired dreams, like a pumped up all-consuming robot whose omnipotence is severed by it’s impotence to love: There are only three kinds of moments in this world, you lonely fucked up fuck and once they surround you with reason to discern your true vocation in presenting your own ontological arguments a priori, you will recognise them: They are the beautiful, the awkward and the lonely.
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03-15-2011, 13:10:12: Until the philosophy which holds one race Superior and another inferior Is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned Everywhere is war, me say war That until there is no longer first class And second class citizens of any nation Until the colour of a man's skin Is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes Me say war That until the basic human rights are equally Guaranteed to all, without regard to race Dis a war That until that day The dream of lasting peace, world citizenship Rule of international morality Will remain in but a fleeting illusion To be pursued, but never attained Now everywhere is war, war And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes That hold our brothers in Angola, in Mozambique, South Africa sub-human bondage Have been toppled, utterly destroyed Well, everywhere is war, me say war War in the east, war in the west War up north, war down south War, war, rumours of war And until that day, the African continent Will not know peace, we Africans will fight We find it necessary and we know we shall win As we are confident in the victory Of good over evil, good over evil, good over evil Good over evil, good over evil, good over evil
03-15-2011, 13:10:24: Until the philosophy which holds one race Superior and another inferior Is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned Everywhere is war, me say war That until there is no longer first class And second class citizens of any nation Until the colour of a man's skin Is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes Me say war That until the basic human rights are equally Guaranteed to all, without regard to race Dis a war That until that day The dream of lasting peace, world citizenship Rule of international morality Will remain in but a fleeting illusion To be pursued, but never attained Now everywhere is war, war And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes That hold our brothers in Angola, in Mozambique, South Africa sub-human bondage Have been toppled, utterly destroyed Well, everywhere is war, me say war War in the east, war in the west War up north, war down south War, war, rumours of war And until that day, the African continent Will not know peace, we Africans will fight We find it necessary and we know we shall win As we are confident in the victory Of good over evil, good over evil, good over evil Good over evil, good over evil, good over evil
03-15-2011, 13:10:52: Until the philosophy which holds one race Superior and another inferior Is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned Everywhere is war, me say war That until there is no longer first class And second class citizens of any nation Until the colour of a man's skin Is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes Me say war That until the basic human rights are equally Guaranteed to all, without regard to race Dis a war That until that day The dream of lasting peace, world citizenship Rule of international morality Will remain in but a fleeting illusion To be pursued, but never attained Now everywhere is war, war And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes That hold our brothers in Angola, in Mozambique, South Africa sub-human bondage Have been toppled, utterly destroyed Well, everywhere is war, me say war War in the east, war in the west War up north, war down south War, war, rumours of war And until that day, the African continent Will not know peace, we Africans will fight We find it necessary and we know we shall win As we are confident in the victory Of good over evil, good over evil, good over evil Good over evil, good over evil, good over evil
03-15-2011, 13:12:28: Until the philosophy which holds one race Superior and another inferior Is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned Everywhere is war, me say war That until there is no longer first class And second class citizens of any nation Until the colour of a man's skin Is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes Me say war That until the basic human rights are equally Guaranteed to all, without regard to race Dis a war That until that day The dream of lasting peace, world citizenship Rule of international morality Will remain in but a fleeting illusion To be pursued, but never attained Now everywhere is war, war And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes That hold our brothers in Angola, in Mozambique, South Africa sub-human bondage Have been toppled, utterly destroyed Well, everywhere is war, me say war War in the east, war in the west War up north, war down south War, war, rumours of war And until that day, the African continent Will not know peace, we Africans will fight We find it necessary and we know we shall win As we are confident in the victory Of good over evil, good over evil, good over evil Good over evil, good over evil, good over evil
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03-17-2011, 13:28:23: Childhood Park was born in Preston in Lancashire, England and grew up in Longton, Lancashire. He is the middle child (of five) of Celia, a seamstress, and Roger Park, a photographer. His sister Janet still lives in the Preston area.[1] He attended Cuthbert Mayne High School (now Our Lady's Catholic High School). He grew up with a keen interest in drawing cartoons, and as a 13-year old made films with the help of his mother – who was a dressmaker – and her home movie camera and cotton bobbins. He also took after his father, an amateur inventor, and would send items – such as a bottle that squeezed out different coloured wools – to Blue Peter.[2] He studied Communication Arts at Sheffield Polytechnic (now Sheffield Hallam University) and then went to the National Film and Television School, where he started making the first Wallace and Gromit film, A Grand Day Out. [edit] Career In 1985, he joined the staff of Aardman Animations in Bristol, where he worked as an animator on commercial products (including the video for Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer", where he worked on the dance scene involving oven-ready chickens). He also had a part in animating the Pee-wee's Playhouse which featured Paul Reubens. Along with all this, he had finally completed A Grand Day Out, and with that in post-production, he made Creature Comforts as his contribution to a series of shorts called "Lip Synch". Creature Comforts matched animated zoo animals with a soundtrack of people talking about their homes. The two films were nominated for a host of awards. A Grand Day Out beat Creature Comforts for the BAFTA award, but it was Creature Comforts that won Park his first Oscar. In 1990 Park worked alongside advertising agency GGK to develop a series of highly acclaimed television advertisements for the "Heat Electric" campaign. The Creature Comforts advertisements are now regarded as among the best advertisements ever shown on British television, as voted (independently) by viewers of the UK's main commercial channels ITV [3] and Channel 4.[4] Two more Wallace and Gromit shorts, The Wrong Trousers (1993) and A Close Shave (1995), followed, both winning Oscars. He then made his first feature-length film, Chicken Run (2000), co-directed with Aardman founder Peter Lord. He also supervised a new series of "Creature Comforts" films for British television in 2003. His second theatrical feature-length film and first Wallace and Gromit feature, Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, was released on 5 October 2005, and won Best Animated Feature Oscar at the 78th Academy Awards, 6 March 2006. On 10 October 2005, a fire gutted Aardman Animations' archive warehouse.[5] The fire resulted in the loss of most of Park's creations, including the models and sets used in the movie Chicken Run. Some of the original Wallace & Gromit models and sets, as well as the master prints of the finished films, were elsewhere and survived. Park's most recent work includes a U.S. version of Creature Comforts, a weekly television series that was on CBS every Monday evening at 8 p.m. ET. In the series, Americans were interviewed about a range of subjects. The interviews were lip synced to Aardman animal characters. In September 2007, it was announced that Nick Park had been commissioned to design a bronze statue of Wallace and Gromit, which will be placed in his home town of Preston.[6] In October 2007 it was announced that the BBC has commissioned another Wallace & Gromit short film to be entitled Trouble at Mill[7] (retitled later to A Matter of Loaf and Death). Nick Park has a part of Preston College named after him. The Park Campus which is situated on Moor Park, was named after him owing to the media and animation inside the building. He is the recipient of a gold Blue Peter badge.[2] In February 2011, Park made his first ever appearance, himself as an animated character in The Simpsons episode, "Angry Dad: The Movie". His new Willice and Grumble short, "Better Gnomes and Gardens" borrows elements and themes to Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit. Lisa Simpson asks Park, in case he does not receive the Academy Award for Best Animated Short Film: Lisa: Good luck, Mr Park. There'd be no shame in losing to you. Park: Oh, that's very sweet of you. Thank you for saying so. [after shaking hands, Park's fingers come off] Lisa: Agh! Park: No worries. I'll just stick 'em back on. I'm more clay than man now. (Note: Willice and Grumble are a parody of Park's characters Wallace and Gromit. Also, stop-motion animation are produced by Chiodo Bros. Productions, Inc., not Aardman.) [edit] Personal life The Daily Telegraph remarked Park has taken on some attributes of Wallace, just "as dog-owners come to look like their pets", overexpressing himself, possibly as a result of having to show animators how he wants his characters to behave.[2] He is a fan of The Beano comic, and guest-edited the 70th anniversary issue dated 2 August 2008. He also contributed to Classics from the Comics at the same time, picking his favourite classic stories for the comic reprint magazine's new Classic Choice feature. The character idea for Wallace came from his old English teacher. Wallace wears the same clothes as Park's teacher and has a similar personality.
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03-24-2011, 00:04:09: Like mother like son prince William helped north Queensland’s cyclone Yasi victims for one day by giving them food and brining love to all of the community’s. On Saturday he socialized with all the residents, he has the same qualities that Princess Dianna had that made her so loved. Prince William has the same shining smile, natural warmth and such a helpful personality to reach out and give out a hand. With such an easy connection with ordinary people thousands of people got charmed by him. They came for a gimps to see him, a word, or even just a hand shake from him. It gave many people the chance to forget about the devastating cyclone that devastated many homes and the community. It was a beautiful day that the prince came with lovely blue skies and lots of smiles. Lisa laird, age 40 said it was a lovely day with the prince he has given us all something to smile about and that they all needed that. She waited in the 30c-pluss heat for two hours just to secure a spot in the front row to see him. No one had as biggest smile as Joan George age 74 who lost her house on mission beach, the prince stopped in front of her and had a talk with her, he asked if she had lost everything and she replied “yes,” “I’m so sorry to hear that,” replied the prince, “is everything ok though?” “I feel so good now, Mrs. George said. That’s given me a reel boost. I don’t really drink but I will have a beer tonight!” He carried on his laughter and kindness the whole way yhrough the show ground and got lots got giggles from the girls!
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03-26-2011, 13:12:53: Music can be beautiful, music can be throw away.. the stuff we sing in showers. It can be dancey and be so positive. I like all that but like a lot of others I'm drawn to the negative possibilities of rock'n'roll. I'm drawn to the Nihilism and iconoclasm of rock. Big words but what do they mean ? Iconoclasm is the desire to smash all that's gone before and kill your idols and Nihilism is the rejection of current moral and established beliefs without offering or seeking solutions to change it. Its the domain of the young who hope to die before they get old. In short its saying 'f**k you!' which we have all done at some time. As we look down the last 50 years all the good bands have embraced nihilism and still do. It links the Who to The Pistols to Nirvana. From My Generation to Pretty Vacant to Smells Like Teen Spirit the leap ain't that great. And why should they offer solutions ? The world will never change from a song. As Rotten once sang ..."Anger is an energy"... All these great songs by these bands have been simple, direct and infused with for want of a better phrase 'teen spirit'. Its why these bands live on because when you first pick up a guitar these are the songs you can play quickly and identify with. You try playing along to Zeppelins 'Achilles Last Stand' maaaaaan !!!!! No matter how angry or politicised you are though its the music that's counts and trouble always comes when people confuse music and politics or try and read too much into a band and its output (hi Charlie Manson to name but one). Nearly every band in the world has just wanted one thing and that is to make music and music needs at least one listener whether to hate it or like it (even these arty bands). The artist is stuck really. Bands want in varying amounts the following: to make records that sell, fame and fortune, a career, to mean something, to be recognised, drugs and women and a rock star lifestyle. Often when they get it they implode ( Sid Vicious, Kurt Cobain) or struggle to come to terms (The Who), or make a career (Stones) pass out of view as fashions change (Stranglers), change direction (U2) realise they have nothing more to offer (Eater) or go too far (Hendrix, Brian Jones ad infinitum) The problem most bands have found however is that you can only be angry for so long and what do you do afterwards before you become boring. The best bands have been short and sweet and then f****d off. Its hard being a rebel inside the machine. If you want to get your message across then you have to be in the machine and you have to play the game and the game changes all the time...Who's controlling who ? McLaren's incendiary publicity techniques are now part of the publicists armoury. You can't be a rebel and win... I'm sorry to say. You can win little battles but you still need to sell records and so you lose the war. Crass came close tho I'll dispute they were musical but how did they finish ? Bankrupted because they forgot to charge VAT. What a revolution ! Messages stink in music.... anger and frustration is a common currency and the best punk toons have them. But lets face it we need all the crap in music and all the varied sounds and images coz then the good stuff stands out. I'd hate to have punk every day. Variety really is the spice of life. So where did it all start then..... well f**k The Stooges and f**k the Dolls ....lets go back to the beginning..... Inside each part is a wealth of information with links to more detailed pages on some of the bands and subcultures.
03-26-2011, 13:13:16: Music can be beautiful, music can be throw away.. the stuff we sing in showers. It can be dancey and be so positive. I like all that but like a lot of others I'm drawn to the negative possibilities of rock'n'roll. I'm drawn to the Nihilism and iconoclasm of rock. Big words but what do they mean ? Iconoclasm is the desire to smash all that's gone before and kill your idols and Nihilism is the rejection of current moral and established beliefs without offering or seeking solutions to change it. Its the domain of the young who hope to die before they get old. In short its saying 'f**k you!' which we have all done at some time. As we look down the last 50 years all the good bands have embraced nihilism and still do. It links the Who to The Pistols to Nirvana. From My Generation to Pretty Vacant to Smells Like Teen Spirit the leap ain't that great. And why should they offer solutions ? The world will never change from a song. As Rotten once sang ..."Anger is an energy"... All these great songs by these bands have been simple, direct and infused with for want of a better phrase 'teen spirit'. Its why these bands live on because when you first pick up a guitar these are the songs you can play quickly and identify with. You try playing along to Zeppelins 'Achilles Last Stand' maaaaaan !!!!! No matter how angry or politicised you are though its the music that's counts and trouble always comes when people confuse music and politics or try and read too much into a band and its output (hi Charlie Manson to name but one). Nearly every band in the world has just wanted one thing and that is to make music and music needs at least one listener whether to hate it or like it (even these arty bands). The artist is stuck really. Bands want in varying amounts the following: to make records that sell, fame and fortune, a career, to mean something, to be recognised, drugs and women and a rock star lifestyle. Often when they get it they implode ( Sid Vicious, Kurt Cobain) or struggle to come to terms (The Who), or make a career (Stones) pass out of view as fashions change (Stranglers), change direction (U2) realise they have nothing more to offer (Eater) or go too far (Hendrix, Brian Jones ad infinitum) The problem most bands have found however is that you can only be angry for so long and what do you do afterwards before you become boring. The best bands have been short and sweet and then f****d off. Its hard being a rebel inside the machine. If you want to get your message across then you have to be in the machine and you have to play the game and the game changes all the time...Who's controlling who ? McLaren's incendiary publicity techniques are now part of the publicists armoury. You can't be a rebel and win... I'm sorry to say. You can win little battles but you still need to sell records and so you lose the war. Crass came close tho I'll dispute they were musical but how did they finish ? Bankrupted because they forgot to charge VAT. What a revolution ! Messages stink in music.... anger and frustration is a common currency and the best punk toons have them. But lets face it we need all the crap in music and all the varied sounds and images coz then the good stuff stands out. I'd hate to have punk every day. Variety really is the spice of life. So where did it all start then..... well f**k The Stooges and f**k the Dolls ....lets go back to the beginning..... Inside each part is a wealth of information with links to more detailed pages on some of the bands and subcultures.
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I set about to prove three things about the polygraph that I knew to be true: (1) The polygraph test has a built-in bias against a truthful person, (2) It is certainly not capable of determining truth or deception, (3) Anyone can learn to control the test results so as to ALWAYS produce a "truthful" chart. For example, regarding facts one and two, I offer this evidence. Some time back I was invited to prove these statements on CBS 60 Minutes. I spent about five weeks in New York City setting up a sting operation to prove that the polygraph has a built-in bias against a truthful person, and that it is certainly not capable of determining truth or deception. For this investigation, we set up a mock situation in a business setting. The setting was the offices of the magazine Popular Photography located in New York City. We cut holes in the walls of an office in the magazine's corporate headquarters and put our video cameras next door to secretly document the polygraph examinations, and we had our microphones in what appeared to be an overhead sprinkler system. We then picked three polygraph operators at random out of the yellow pages in New York City and hired them to test the employees of the magazine regarding the alleged theft of a camera. No camera had been stolen, but all three polygraph operators called honest, truthful people liars and thieves, and each one picked a different person! Talk about a sick joke, those guys showed what they were on national television with millions of people watching! Unfortunately there continues to be literally millions of private stories about innocent people who have been branded as criminals by this machine. I rest my case on facts one and two. Concerning fact number three, that anyone can learn to control the test results so as to ALWAYS produce a "truthful" chart, I have demonstrated this on every major network on national television over 20 times. For more information on this check out the media clips on my website www.polygraph.com. I have taught thousands of people how to control every tracing on the polygraph chart at will. It is ridiculously simple to master the skills necessary to pass the "lie detector" and produce what the polygraph operator should call a "truthful chart". I rest my case on fact number three. This manual is designed to teach you how to protect yourself by teaching you how the machine works and to show you how to control your reactions so that you will be able to produce a "truthful" chart. Due to the fact that parts of this manual are somewhat technical, and you must read it at least four times in order to fully comprehend the information it contains, I have condensed it to as few pages a possible. The word polygraph is derived from two Greek words: poly, which means many, and graphos, which means writings - many writings. The "many writings" which the polygraph records on its charts are you blood pressure, pulse rate, respiration and galvanic skin response. Your blood pressure and pulse rate is recorded by the cardio pen which traces your heartbeat; this is referred to as the cardio tracing. Your breathing is recorded by the pneumo pens. This is referred to as the pneumo tracing. Your Galvanic Skin Response, which is basically the sweat or perspiration activity on your hand, is recorded and is referred to as the GSR tracing. (See Exhibit A) Changes in your blood pressure, pulse rate, breathing, and sweat activity are referred to as reactions. These reactions appear on the polygraph chart as follows. (1) A pneumo reaction, which is simply a pen tracing up and down on the chart as you inhale and exhale. (2) A cardio reaction, which is the pen tracing your heart beat, and showing an increase or decrease in your blood pressure and pulse rate. (3) A GSR reaction which is nothing but a pen tracing of the increase or decrease of the sweat activity on your hand. In other words the polygraph operator can watch you breathe, watch your blood pressure and pulse rate go up and down, and watch your hand sweat. And on the basis of this, he presumes to be able to say whether or not you are a liar. How absurdly ridiculous! The validity of the polygraph as a lie detector rests on the theory that physical changes, or reactions, are caused by the emotional stress of lying and cannot be manipulated. There is only one thing wrong with this theory, and that is it is just not true. In fact you can learn to control every tracing on the chart at will. The problem with the polygraph is that the reaction the polygraph operators call a "lying reaction" can be and is caused by many things other than a lie. As a matter of fact any number of innocent stimuli can and do cause this exact same reaction. Fear, rage, embarrassment at having been asked a personal question, pain from the cardio cuff, even the tone of the examiner's voice can all cause the exact same reaction that the polygraph examiner would brand as a lie. The polygraph is not a lie detector, and it is not a truth verifier, it is simply a crude reaction recorder, and the so called reactions it records can be caused by many things other than deception. I can even teach you how to duplicate this reaction by a simple breathing and muscle exercise. In fact, when you finish reading this manual, you will be able to control every tracing on the polygraph chart at will. What is involved in a polygraph test? Polygraph tests are divided into three phases: (1) The "pre-test" interview and "stim test", (2) The "test" phase, and, (3) The "post-test" interrogation. I will explain all three of these in detail.
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But I should have mentioned, that before the principal person began his oration, he cried out three times, Langro dehul san (these words and the former were afterwards repeated and explained to me); whereupon, immediately, about fifty of the inhabitants came and cut the strings that fastened the left side of my head, which gave me the liberty of turning it to the right, and of observing the person and gesture of him that was to speak. He appeared to be of a middle age, and taller than any of the other three who attended him, whereof one was a page that held up his train, and seemed to be somewhat longer than my middle finger; the other two stood one on each side to support him. He acted every part of an orator, and I could observe many periods of threatenings, and others of promises, pity, and kindness. 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There were shoulders, legs, and loins, shaped like those of mutton, and very well dressed, but smaller than the wings of a lark. I ate them by two or three at a mouthful, and took three loaves at a time, about the bigness of musket bullets. They supplied me as fast as they could, showing a thousand marks of wonder and astonishment at my bulk and appetite. I then made another sign, that I wanted drink. They found by my eating that a small quantity would not suffice me; and being a most ingenious people, they slung up, with great dexterity, one of their largest hogsheads, then rolled it towards my hand, and beat out the top; I drank it off at a draught, which I might well do, for it did not hold half a pint, and tasted like a small wine of Burgundy, but much more delicious. They brought me a second hogshead, which I drank in the same manner, and made signs for more; but they had none to give me. When I had performed these wonders, they shouted for joy, and danced upon my breast, repeating several times as they did at first, Hekinah degul. They made me a sign that I should throw down the two hogsheads, but first warning the people below to stand out of the way, crying aloud, Borach mevolah; and when they saw the vessels in the air, there was a universal shout of Hekinah degul. I confess I was often tempted, while they were passing backwards and forwards on my body, to seize forty or fifty of the first that came in my reach, and dash them against the ground. But the remembrance of what I had felt, which probably might not be the worst they could do, and the promise of honour I made them––for so I interpreted my submissive behaviour––soon drove out these imaginations. Besides, I now considered myself as bound by the laws of hospitality, to a people who had treated me with so much expense and magnificence. However, in my thoughts I could not sufficiently wonder at the intrepidity of these diminutive mortals, who durst venture to mount and walk upon my body, while one of my hands was at liberty, without trembling at the very sight of so prodigious a creature as I must appear to them. After some time, when they observed that I made no more demands for meat, there appeared before me a person of high rank from his imperial majesty. His excellency, having mounted on the small of my right leg, advanced forwards up to my face, with about a dozen of his retinue; and producing his credentials under the signet royal, which he applied close to my eyes, spoke about ten minutes without any signs of anger, but with a kind of determinate resolution, often pointing forwards, which, as I afterwards found, was towards the capital city, about half a mile distant; whither it was agreed by his majesty in council that I must be conveyed. I answered in few words, but to no purpose, and made a sign with my hand that was loose, putting it to the other (but over his excellency's head for fear of hurting him or his train) and then to my own head and body, to signify that I desired my liberty. It appeared that he understood me well enough, for he shook his head by way of disapprobation, and held his hand in a posture to show that I must be carried as a prisoner. However, he made other signs to let me understand that I should have meat and drink enough, and very good treatment. Whereupon I once more thought of attempting to break my bonds; but again, when I felt the smart of their arrows upon my face and hands, which were all in blisters, and many of the darts still sticking in them, and observing likewise that the number of my enemies increased, I gave tokens to let them know that they might do with me what they pleased. Upon this, the hurgo and his train withdrew, with much civility and cheerful countenances. Soon after I heard a general shout, with frequent repetitions of the words Peplom selan; and I felt great numbers of people on my left side relaxing the cords to such a degree, that I was able to turn upon my right, and to ease myself with making water; which I very plentifully did, to the great astonishment of the people; who, conjecturing by my motion what I was going to do, immediately opened to the right and left on that side, to avoid the torrent, which fell with such noise and violence from me. But before this, they had daubed my face and both my hands with a sort of ointment, very pleasant to the smell, which, in a few minutes, removed all the smart of their arrows. These circumstances, added to the refreshment I had received by their victuals and drink, which were very nourishing, disposed me to sleep. I slept about eight hours, as I was afterwards assured; and it was no wonder, for the physicians, by the emperor's order, had mingled a sleepy potion in the hogsheads of wine. It seems, that upon the first moment I was discovered sleeping on the ground, after my landing, the emperor had early notice of it by an express; and determined in council, that I should be tied in the manner I have related, (which was done in the night while I slept;) that plenty of meat and drink should be sent to me, and a machine prepared to carry me to the capital city. This resolution perhaps may appear very bold and dangerous, and I am confident would not be imitated by any prince in Europe on the like occasion. However, in my opinion, it was extremely prudent, as well as generous: for, supposing these people had endeavoured to kill me with their spears and arrows, while I was asleep, I should certainly have awaked with the first sense of smart, which might so far have roused my rage and strength, as to have enabled me to break the strings wherewith I was tied; after which, as they were not able to make resistance, so they could expect no mercy. These people are most excellent mathematicians, and arrived to a great perfection in mechanics, by the countenance and encouragement of the emperor, who is a renowned patron of learning. This prince has several machines fixed on wheels, for the carriage of trees and other great weights. He often builds his largest men of war, whereof some are nine feet long, in the woods where the timber grows, and has them carried on these engines three or four hundred yards to the sea. Five hundred carpenters and engineers were immediately set at work to prepare the greatest engine they had. It was a frame of wood raised three inches from the ground, about seven feet long, and four wide, moving upon twenty–two wheels. The shout I heard was upon the arrival of this engine, which, it seems, set out in four hours after my landing. It was brought parallel to me, as I lay. But the principal difficulty was to raise and place me in this vehicle. Eighty poles, each of one foot high, were erected for this purpose, and very strong cords, of the bigness of packthread, were fastened by hooks to many bandages, which the workmen had girt round my neck, my hands, my body, and my legs. Nine hundred of the strongest men were employed to draw up these cords, by many pulleys fastened on the poles; and thus, in less than three hours, I was raised and slung into the engine, and there tied fast. All this I was told; for, while the operation was performing, I lay in a profound sleep, by the force of that soporiferous medicine infused into my liquor. Fifteen hundred of the emperor's largest horses, each about four inches and a half high, were employed to draw me towards the metropolis, which, as I said, was half a mile distant. About four hours after we began our journey, I awaked by a very ridiculous accident; for the carriage being stopped a while, to adjust something that was out of order, two or three of the young natives had the curiosity to see how I looked when I was asleep; they climbed up into the engine, and advancing very softly to my face, one of them, an officer in the guards, put the sharp end of his half–pike a good way up into my left nostril, which tickled my nose like a straw, and made me sneeze violently; whereupon they stole off unperceived, and it was three weeks before I knew the cause of my waking so suddenly. We made a long march the remaining part of the day, and, rested at night with five hundred guards on each side of me, half with torches, and half with bows and arrows, ready to shoot me if I should offer to stir. The next morning at sun–rise we continued our march, and arrived within two hundred yards of the city gates about noon. The emperor, and all his court, came out to meet us; but his great officers would by no means suffer his majesty to endanger his person by mounting on my body. At the place where the carriage stopped there stood an ancient temple, esteemed to be the largest in the whole kingdom; which, having been polluted some years before by an unnatural murder, was, according to the zeal of those people, looked upon as profane, and therefore had been applied to common use, and all the ornaments and furniture carried away. In this edifice it was determined I should lodge. The great gate fronting to the north was about four feet high, and almost two feet wide, through which I could easily creep. On each side of the gate was a small window, not above six inches from the ground: into that on the left side, the king's smith conveyed fourscore and eleven chains, like those that hang to a lady's watch in Europe, and almost as large, which were locked to my left leg with six–and–thirty padlocks. Over against this temple, on the other side of the great highway, at twenty feet distance, there was a turret at least five feet high. Here the emperor ascended, with many principal lords of his court, to have an opportunity of viewing me, as I was told, for I could not see them. It was reckoned that above a hundred thousand inhabitants came out of the town upon the same errand; and, in spite of my guards, I believe there could not be fewer than ten thousand at several times, who mounted my body by the help of ladders. But a proclamation was soon issued, to forbid it upon pain of death. When the workmen found it was impossible for me to break loose, they cut all the strings that bound me; whereupon I rose up, with as melancholy a disposition as ever I had in my life. But the noise and astonishment of the people, at seeing me rise and walk, are not to be expressed. The chains that held my left leg were about two yards long, and gave me not only the liberty of walking backwards and forwards in a semicircle, but, being fixed within four inches of the gate, allowed me to creep in, and lie at my full length in the temple.
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06-09-2011, 18:42:58: he just sort of happened, like a flash of lightning."\par "why were you chasing the car?" asked frank.\par "river thieves," said the policeman briefly. "at least, i think they were river thieves. when i saw the car running along with drawn curtains i got suspicious and pulled up along-\par the purdy place it\par side to question them, but the driver stepped on the gas and gave me the slip."\par "not much chance of catching them now," said joe. "maybe the bayport police will trip them up."\par "let's hope so," returned the officer. "i might as well get back on my beat."\par "what do you know about the purdy place?" asked frank.\par the man shrugged.\par "nothing much, except that it's been closed tip since purdy died. and yet, i wonder who left that gate open? i've never known that gate to be unlocked in the last three months."\par "maybe there's someone around. do you mind if we explore?"\par "it's none of my business," said the officer, trundling his motorcycle away from the tree. "i'm not the watchman."\par with that he sped away.\par chet morton looked at his watch.\par "we could eat now," he said hopefully. "there's a nice place beneath these trees."\par "we'll explore first and eat afterward," frank decided.\par they found little of interest about the purdy estate. the grass was long, weeds were thick and the grounds neglected. the big stone house was locked up, and the boys, of course, made no attempt to enter. on the cinder path\par 13 while the clock ticked\par leading to the front of the house, however, frank discovered something that interested' him.\par it was a fresh footprint.\par a few minutes later, when he examined the front door, he noticed something else. the lock had hecome slightly rusty from disuse, but there were a few gleaming scratches that told him a key had been inserted in the lock quite recently.\par "perhaps it was only the caretaker," he said to himself. however, mr. dalrymple's hint that there was some mystery connected with the purdy place made such trifles as the footprint and the scratched lock take on greater significance.\par "what do you think of the place?" he said to joe quietly.\par "just an abandoned house, as far as i can see," returned his brother.\par frank was not inclined to take this matter-of-fact view. the open gate, the footprint and the scratched lock were clues that indicated that the place had been entered not long bu-fore. perhaps there was someone in the b \i am \i0 at that very moment.\par "i wonder," he said.\par chapter hi\par mb. dalbymple betubns\par the hardy boys would willingly have spent more time investigating the purdy place, but chet and biff were beginning to show signs of curiosity and impatience.\par "i don't see why you're so interested in this dump," grumbled chet. "it's just an empty house. let's get on with our hike. i don't mind telling you that i'm beginning to feel faint with hunger.''\par "you're always that way," returned joe un-sympathetically. "come on, then. let's go!"\par the boys left the purdy place and resumed their journey down the shore road. every little while chet would see an inviting patch of grass beneath the trees, and this invariably brought from him the suggestion that it would be an ideal place to stop for lunch.\par in each case he was overruled.\par "there's a better place farther on," frank would say. "we want to picnic beneath the trees, near a running stream."\par they walked on and on beneath the hot sun.\par 19\par 20 while the clock ticked\par "now there is a fine place," chet said at last as he halted and mopped his brow. he was pointing to a shady grove not far from the road.\par biff winked at the others.\par "lots of shade," he remarked, "but the grass is all trampled down. i don't like to picnic where there isn't nice grass."\par chet sighed, and they went on. a few minutes later he scrambled over a fence and announced that he had discovered the perfect picnic spot.\par "lovely green grass and plenty of trees. come on, fellows. let's eat."\par "how about water?" asked joe cheerfully. "is there a nice stream?'"\par chet went back to investigate. he returned dolefully with the news that there was no stream.\par "then," said frank firmly, "we'll have to go on until we find one."\par "gosh!" groaned chet as he shouldered his pack again. "you fellows are mighty particular. ''\par half an hour later he scrambled into a nearby field in order to follow the course of a brook, and in a little while his whoops of joy told them that another picnic place had been discovered.\par \i "now \i0 we can eat," he shouted gleefully, as\par mr. palrymple returns 25\par "he returned. "there's a lovely meadow and a beautiful stream of cold running water."\par the others, in the meantime, had held a brief conference and agreed that it was too early for lunch.\par "how about trees?" asked biff.\par "there aren't any trees," chet answered, "but i can't see that it makes any difference------"\par "it does to us," they told him in chorus. "we can't eat unless we sit in the shade."\par chet's jaw dropped.\par "i never-never in all my born days," he spluttered, "heard of such a particular crowd. you don't have trees in the dining room at home, do you!"\par "that's different," said joe. "we're on a hike now."\par "and what a hike!" muttered chet as he shouldered the pack once more.\par the boys could scarcely keep their faces straight for the next hour as chet went diving over fences and loping across fields in search of a picnic ground that would suit the f&ncy of his chums in every particular.\par if he located trees, they found fault with the grass. if he found trees and grass ideal, they demanded a brook. once, when he found grass, trees and brook together, joe pretended to see a snake and they all solemnly refused\par 22 while the clock ticked\par to picnic on any ground infested with reptiles.\par finally, after chet had been chased off ond very promising location hy a bulldog and off another by an elderly ram that emerged from behind a bush, the others took mercy on him and placidly left the road to choose a picnic-ground on a meadow above the cliffs overlooking barmet bay.\par "you're not going to picnic here, are you!" demanded chet incredulously.\par "of course. what's the matter with the place?" they asked him.\par "but there aren't any trees. and no stream."\par "ah, but the scenery," chuckled frank. "think of the scenery. besides, we're hungry now and that makes all the difference."\par "to think that 1 hunted all over creation," spluttered chet, "for a picnic-ground with trees, grass and a stream all thrown in, and now you park in an open field------"\par emotion overcame him; he was helpless with chagrin; then the others could restrain their mirth no longer and rolled over in the grass, doubled up in paroxysms of laughter. chet, however, was good-natured and soon joined in the laugh against himself, particularly when the lunch-basket was opened and the food appeared.\par eventually, when the afternoon was nearly,\par mr. dalrymple returns 23\par over, they decided to return home. on the way back frank and joe dropped a little distance behind the others and quietly discussed the purdy house and their visitor of that morning.\par "i don't know what to make of it," frank said. "he hinted that there was a mystery about that house, but i failed to see anything out of the ordinary."\par "except the open gate."\par "and a footprint and a scratch on the lock. someone has been around the house, but that may have been only the caretaker. i wonder rho owns the purdy place now?"\par "probably the estate hasn't been divided up yet."\par "i'd give anything to know why mr. dalrymple dropped us that hint."\par "maybe the purdy place has something to do with the case he wants dad to handle," suggested joe.\par "i shouldn't be surprised. i wish he'd confide in us. it must be a real humdinger of a ^nystery. he thinks no one but dad can handle it for him."\par "well," said joe, "dad is up in the maine woods and i'm sure our telegram won't reach1 him. let's hope mr. dalrymple gives us a trial, anyway."\par when the hardy boys reached their home, they saw a handsome car parked at the curb.\par 24 while the clock ticked\par "looks as if you have a millionaire calling on you," said chet, admiring the big limousine. "ask him to take us all for a ride."\par through the minds of the hardy boys flashed one thought; mr. dalrymple had returned!\par in their eagerness to learn more about the mystery they hurriedly bade their chums goodbye and ran into the house. as they entered the hall they could hear aunt gertrude's strident voice:\par "i told fenton when he went away on this vacation," she was declaring. "i told him to leave word where i could reach him. 'now you mark my words, fenton hardy!' i said, 'something will happen. anything might happen. the house might burn down. the boys might get lost. young rascals, always getting into hot water.' "\par "you're sure there wasn't any telegram from mr. hardy this afternoon?" asked dalrymple, mildly.\par "positive! although with the wretched telegraph service we have in this town, there might have been a message for us delivered somewhere else, for all i know," returned the good lady testily. "but why are you so eager to see mr. hardy, sir? now i'm in charge of this house and if there is anything i can do, you needn't be afraid-----"\par mr. dalrymple beturns 25\par \bullet 'hello, aunt gertrude!" said the boys. their aunt scowled at them, evidently not relishing the interruption.\par mr. dalrymple, on the other hand, seemed more than relieved. he shook hands with them.\par "glad to see you, boys!" he boomed heartily. "i came back to see if you were able to get in touch with your father."\par "we wired him after you left," frank said, "but if aunt gertrude says there hasn't been any answer------"\par "if i say there hasn't been any answer," exclaimed aunt gertrude, "you can depend upon it, there \i hasn't \i0 been one. although, as i said, you never know when a telegram will go to the wrong address."\par mr. dalrymple cleared his throat and looked helplessly at aunt gertrude, who seemed bent on remaining where she was and taking more than a full part in the conversation.\par joe sniffed.\par "seems to me i smell something burning!'*"\par their aunt uttered an ear-splitting shriek.\par "my cake!" she screamed. "i left it ill the oven and forgot about it."\par she went storming into the kitchen, and in a few moments they could hear her admonishing the cook.\par 26 while the clock ticked\par "let's go into dad's office," suggested frank quickly.\par mr. dalrymple followed readily enough and when they were safely in the study, with the door closed, he gave a sigh of relief.\par "your aunt has been trying to get me to tell her something about the msytery," he said, looking at the door as if he feared that aunt gertrude might have her ear applied to the ke^-hole. "she has-um-such a persuasive, wcty with her that i might easily have let the information slip if you hadn't come along."\par "well," said frank, "i'm afraid we can't locate dad. so, unless you care to take up our offer, you will have to get someone else."\par mr. dalrymple looked at them earnestly.\par "when you suggested that you could handle the case yourselves," he told them, "i thought the idea was absurd. i shouldn't think of entrusting this affair to a couple of inexperienced boys."\par the lads looked gloomy.\par "on the other hand," went on mr. dalrymple, and they brightened up immediately, "on the other hand, i have talked about you today to several very prominent citizens of bayport and they tell me you really have a reputation as detectives."\par the hardy boys tried to look modest, but in reality they were bursting; with .pride.\par
06-09-2011, 18:46:10: The Hardy Boys #11 While the Clock Ticked, F. W. Dixon (Leslie McFarlane), 1932 original text. Excerpt
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We zijn weer een ervaring rijker, en ik vind dat u gewoon tegen vader moet zeggen dat u zich hebt bedacht en, nou ja, als we hier voor de rest van de dag moeten blijven en vanavond hier moeten eten en slapen omdat we allemaal te moe zijn, dan is het niet zo erg, maar we zullen wel heel vroeg op moeten als we rond theetijd terug in Berlijn willen zijn” Want daar woonde ze eerst. Maar hoe hij ook protesteert en de anderen probeert te manipuleren, het heeft geen zin. En als uiteindelijk duidelijk is dat hij er maar het beste van moet maken, gaat hij op onderzoek uit of er iets interessants valt te ontdekken. En dat vindt hij. Op zijn kamer is een raam en als hij daaruit kijkt, ziet hij iets wat hem een koud en naar gevoel geeft. Hij haalt er zelfs zijn zus Gretel bij, wat heel bijzonder voor hem is omdat hij stiekem een hekel aan haar heeft. Ze is maar 3 jaar ouder als hem maar doet altijd of ze alles beter weet en kleineert hem. En ze blijft s’ochtends veel te lang in de badkamer, ook als hij heel nodig naar de wc moet. Maar voor deze keer vergeet hij al die dingen. En samen kijken ze uit het raam. Daar zagen ze een aantal gebouwen waar allemaal jongens en mannen liepen. Wel honderden, bijna duizend! Omringd door hoge hekken met prikkeldraad. Ze keken allemaal heel triest en liepen maar wat rondjes. Het zag er donker en kil uit. En voor welstaande kinderen als Bruno en Gretel was het niet voor te stellen dat mensen zo konden leven. In hun naïviteit dachten ze dat het misschien het platteland was, maar ja, waar waren de dieren dan? Misschien in die gebouwen daarginds, deed Bruno wijs. Het kwam niet in hun op dat het een concentratiekamp was. Daar hadden ze waarschijnlijk nog nooit van gehoord. Ze vonden het wel vreemd dat ze allemaal in van die gestreepte pyjama’s liepen en dat de soldaten tegen hun schreeuwden en sloegen. Maar dat hoorde er misschien wel bij, zo dacht Bruno. Na een tijdje begint Bruno al te wennen aan zijn situatie. Hij is er wel achtergekomen dat vader en moeder toch niet over te halen zijn. Daarom zoekt hij steun bij het dienstmeisje Maria die altijd heel aardig voor hem is geweest. Met haar kan hij wel eens praten over vader en luitenant Kotler waar Gretel zo gek op is en hij zo’n hekel aan heeft. Maar Gretel is gewoon een hopeloos geval die alleen maar aandacht wil. Bruno is een beetje bang voor Kotler omdat die je zo doordringend aan kan kijken en hij doet altijd net of Bruno een kindje is. En dat vindt hij vreselijk. Ook doet de luitenant heel lelijk tegen allemaal aardige mensen. Bijvoorbeeld Pavel, de hulp in huis die altijd voor hen kookt en Bruno een keer heeft geholpen toen hij heel hard van de schommel gevallen was. Toen heeft Pavel de wond schoongemaakt en er een pleister op gedaan. Daar is Bruno hem nog steeds dankbaar voor. Hij had namelijk wel dood kunnen bloeden. Op een dag herinnert Bruno zich dat hij zo graag op ontdekkingsreis ging, en aangezien er in het huis niet veel te ontdekken viel ging hij naar buiten. Hij liep uren langs het hek, almaar verder. Er leek geen eind aan te komen; en net toen hij besloot om maar weer terug te gaan zag hij in de verte een stip die langzamerhand een jongen werd. En dat was het begin van de bijzondere vriendschap tussen Bruno en Shmuel uit het kamp. Totaal verschillend, Shmuel die honger leed en in het kamp woonde, en Bruno die alles had wat zijn hartje maar begeerde, maar toch verbonden met elkaar. Het frappante was namelijk dat ze allebei op 15 april 1934 geboren zijn. Titel:. Shmuel, die draagt zo’n gestreepte pak, en Bruno denkt dat het pyjama’s zijn. Hij verwacht dus niet dat dat hun dagelijkse kledij is. Bruno is erg nieuwsgierig naar hoe het is aan de andere kant van het hek.. Shmuel zegt dat het niet leuk is maar dat gelooft hij niet. Bruno heeft geen een vriendjes, en Shmuel wel. Ik wil jullie nu een stukje voorlezen over het gesprek tussen Shmuel en Bruno kort nadat ze elkaar hebben ontmoet. Blz. 106 en 107: Voortaan gaan Bruno minimaal een keer per week naar het hek toe om te praten met Shmuel. Vaak neemt hij wat eten mee want Shmuel is erg mager. Maar het is zo ver lopen, en vaak heeft hij het dan zelf al opgegeten. Ze praten over van alles en beiden kijken ze er altijd erg naar uit. Als op een dag de Furie( zo noemen ze Hitler in het boek) bij hun komt eten moet alles helemaal tiptop in orde worden gemaakt. Iedereen in huis helpt hard mee, en als Bruno in de keuken komt ziet hij tot zijn grote verbazing Shmuel daar zitten. Hij moet glazen poetsen omdat hij zulke dunne vingers heeft. Bruno heeft erg trek en pakt uit de koelkast een stuk kip. Hij geeft Shmuel ook wat die scheel ziet van de honger. Eerst weigert hij nog, omdat luitenant Kotler het verboden heeft. Maar uiteindelijk pakt hij het toch aan en duwt het in één keer in zijn mond. Luitenant Kotler komt er toch achter. En als Bruno later Shmuel weer opzoekt bij hun vaste stekkie zit hij onder de blauwe plekken. Maar hij wil er niet over praten. En zo gaat het allemaal een beetje door. Ze zoeken elkaar op, praten met elkaar en gaan weer terug. Bruno’s ouders hebben regelmatig ruzie over de situatie waarin ze nu verkeren. Moeder en Gretel voelen zich eenzaam en missen hun vrienden uit Berlijn. Bruno heeft natuurlijk Shmuel maar dat kan hij niet zeggen. En als vader op een dag meedeelt dat ze terug gaan naar Berlijn is Bruno daar niet echt blij mee. Vader zal in Oudwis blijven. Natuurlijk miste Bruno zijn vrienden wel, maar zijn vriendschap tussen Shmuel en hem was gewoon zo bijzonder... Hij ziet er dan ook erg tegenop om het te gaan vertellen tegen Shmuel. Bruno verteld het en zegt ook dat hij heel graag een keer aan de andere kant van het hek wil komen kijken, dus waar Shmuel woont. Ook als heeft Shmuel al heel vaak gezegd dat het daar helemaal niet leuk is, Bruno kan dat niet geloven. En daarom spreken ze af dat Shmuel de volgende dag een gestreepte pyjama mee zal nemen voor hem zodat hij niet herkend kan worden. Ze lijken namelijk heel veel op elkaar aangezien Bruno net zo’n kaalgeschoren hoofd heeft als Shmuel. Dit in verband met luizen. En ja hoor, als daar dan eindelijk het moment aanbreekt gaan ze samen op pad. Hun doel is om de vader van Shmuel te gaan zoeken. Die plotseling verdwenen is. Volgens Bruno moet dat niet moeilijk zijn. Misschien heeft hij wel een dag vrij genomen van zijn werk of moest hij in een andere stad overwerken en de post werkt niet zo goed, dus ja. Maar Shmuel gelooft het niet echt. Aangestoken door Bruno’s enthousiasme gaan ze vol goede moed op stap. Ze lopen door het kamp, en terwijl Bruno zich verbaasd over de toch wel armoedige omstandigheden legt Shmuel het een en ander uit. Nee, Bruno had zich toch wel wat anders voorgesteld. Hij zegt daarom ook dat hij beter maar naar huis kan gaan. Nog voordat dat Shmuel daarop kan antwoorden komen er ineens soldaten aan die de mensen bij elkaar drijven en omsingelen. Ze moesten misschien wel op mars, dacht Shmuel angstig. En Bruno begon zich toch wel zorgen te maken omdat hij op tijd thuis moest zijn. Ze aten lekker vlees en het begon te regenen. Maar hij moest wel meelopen anders werden de soldaten boos. Met de stroom mensen mee liepen ze een gebouw binnen, dat wil ik jullie nog even voorlezen. Dat is ook het einde van de bijzondere vriendschap tussen Bruno en Shmuel. Lezen blz. 199-201: Die vrienden waar Bruno het over had, waren dus zijn drie best vrienden uit Berlijn. In het begin mistte hij die heel erg maar zoals hij ook zei, hij begon ze te vergeten en de vriendschap met Shmuel was hem veel meer waard. Ik vind het best een abrupt en schokkend einde, maar wel heel mooi. Het is totaal niet wat je verwacht. Het laatste hoofdstuk is een soort epiloog. Bruno’s vader vindt zijn kleren bij het hek en het gat daarin waar Bruno doorheen is gekomen. Daardoor vermoedt hij hoe Bruno aan zijn einde is gekomen. Met hem loopt het ook slecht af. Hij wordt opgepakt door soldaten en het kan hem niks meer schelen.
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Yugi bit his lip to keep from crying out in pain, knowing that if he gave the bullies the satisfaction of hearing him cry things would only get worse…though how it could get any worse was beyond Yugi. Yugi's vision was beginning to go black, and as he was wishing that someone would help him he caught sight of Joey and Tristan leaning against the wall watching the whole scene, with a satisfied expression on their faces. And just as Yugi's eyes closed he heard someone yell, "LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU ASSHOLES." Then everything went black. "What do you think we should do?" Yugi heard someone whisper as he slowly began to stir. "Well, I think we should call Marik and have him go find Yami. He'd want to know what happened. I personally think it would best if Yami came and got him…if not they'll just beat him up again…though at this rate, I doubt he could survive another beating." Another voice replied. "Yeah, poor Yugi. Do you want to call him, or do you want me to?" the other voice asked. "You call him. Just tell him what happened…he'll understand. I'll keep an eye on Yugi while you call Ryou…just to make sure he's safe." The voice said. Yugi slowly blinked his eyes open…he was in the nurses office resting on one of the beds in the back of the room. "Alright Malik…is there anything else you want me to tell your brother?" Ryou asked. "Yeah, make sure Yami knows that Yugi needs to go to the hospital…he's probably got some broken bones…but I don't know about internal injuries." Malik said as he turned back to the bed and saw Yugi was awake. "You can also mention that Yugi just woke up and not to worry, that I'll watch him til Yami can get his ass over here." Malik added. "I got it Malik." Ryou said as he dialed the phone. "You okay Yugi?" Malik asked while Ryou was on the cell phone. "I've been better." Yugi said as he attempted to sit up. Malik gently put his hand on Yugi's shoulder. "I don't think you should try sitting up…at the very least you've got some broken ribs." Malik said. Ryou came back into the room with a smile on his face. "Luck was with us today…Marik was sitting next to Yami in class. So, I got to talk directly to him. I've never heard someone curse so badly in my life…I mean even a sailor would say that was a bit excessive. But he's on his way." Ryou said as he walked over to Malik and Yugi. "You okay Yugi?" Ryou asked. Yugi just nodded. "Thanks to the two of you." Yugi said, figuring that the two of them were the ones who had helped him. "Well, what else would we do…we couldn't just stand by and watch you getting the crap beaten out of you." Malik said firmly. And with that Yugi just laid there waiting for Yami to get there…and he didn't have to wait long. About 5 minutes later Yami came running into the nurses office. "Aibou, are you alright?" Yami asked once he had reached Yugi bed. "I'll live Yami." Yugi said as he once again tried to sit up, only to once again be gently pushed back down…only this time it was by Yami. "Try to stay still Aibou. Now, I'm going to take you to the hospital so we can make sure that you're alright. Please let me know if I'm hurting you when I lift you up…I don't want to make things any worse than they already are." Yami said. Yugi nodded, and Yami slowly, carefully lifted Yugi up bridal style. Before he walked out of the nurse's office he turned to Ryou and Malik. "Thank you both for taking care of Yugi. If either of you need anything all you need to do is ask." Yami said. "Don't worry about it Yami. Just take care of Yugi." Ryou said. "And let me know when you're going to get the guys who did this…because I want to help with the pay back." Malik added. Yami nodded before walking out of the room. A/N: and that does it for chapter 8…chapter nine, will be Yami taking care of Yugi, as well as him informing Yugi's grandpa what happened. As always please read and review.
08-14-2011, 19:49:39: Yugi took a deep breath as he looked at Yami one last time…unfortunately he had to go to school. And Yami had to attend classes as well. He couldn't avoid the situation forever. Yami gave Yugi a kiss on the cheek. "Call me if you need anything Aibou, I'll have my phone on vibrate…so you can call me if you need anything. Don't worry about if I'm in class or not, if you need me, I'll come. You're more important than a stupid lecture will ever be." Yami said. Yugi nodded and got out of the car. Now to face his friends…and who knows maybe the whole school would know, seeing as how Tea and Joey couldn't keep their mouths shut about anything even if their lives depended on it. Yugi slowly made his way up to Domino High. As he made his way towards to the door, he couldn't help but notice that everyone was staring at him…and not in a good way either. Yugi suddenly understood what the specimens on the slides felt like in Biology. And what was worse, he didn't have anyone that would help him…not now. Yugi took a deep breath, and held his head up high. 'I love Yami, and I have no reason to be ashamed of that…and if these people have a problem with it…well tough. They'll just have to get over it.' Yugi thought as he marched into the school, only to be stopped. "Well, well well what do we have here boys…a little faggot." One of the boys sneered, making the other bullies chuckled. "L-l-leave m-m-m-me alone." Yugi said as confidently as he could. "Or what? Your boyfriend going to do something about it?" One of the henchmen asked, causing the rest of the group to laugh again. The bully picked Yugi up by his collar and punched him knocking him to the ground. And then proceeded to kick him in the ribs. That apparently was the sign to the others to jump up and beat Yugi up as well. Yugi bit his lip to keep from crying out in pain, knowing that if he gave the bullies the satisfaction of hearing him cry things would only get worse…though how it could get any worse was beyond Yugi. Yugi's vision was beginning to go black, and as he was wishing that someone would help him he caught sight of Joey and Tristan leaning against the wall watching the whole scene, with a satisfied expression on their faces. And just as Yugi's eyes closed he heard someone yell, "LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU ASSHOLES." Then everything went black. "What do you think we should do?" Yugi heard someone whisper as he slowly began to stir. "Well, I think we should call Marik and have him go find Yami. He'd want to know what happened. I personally think it would best if Yami came and got him…if not they'll just beat him up again…though at this rate, I doubt he could survive another beating." Another voice replied. "Yeah, poor Yugi. Do you want to call him, or do you want me to?" the other voice asked. "You call him. Just tell him what happened…he'll understand. I'll keep an eye on Yugi while you call Ryou…just to make sure he's safe." The voice said. Yugi slowly blinked his eyes open…he was in the nurses office resting on one of the beds in the back of the room. "Alright Malik…is there anything else you want me to tell your brother?" Ryou asked. "Yeah, make sure Yami knows that Yugi needs to go to the hospital…he's probably got some broken bones…but I don't know about internal injuries." Malik said as he turned back to the bed and saw Yugi was awake. "You can also mention that Yugi just woke up and not to worry, that I'll watch him til Yami can get his ass over here." Malik added. "I got it Malik." Ryou said as he dialed the phone. "You okay Yugi?" Malik asked while Ryou was on the cell phone. "I've been better." Yugi said as he attempted to sit up. Malik gently put his hand on Yugi's shoulder. "I don't think you should try sitting up…at the very least you've got some broken ribs." Malik said. Ryou came back into the room with a smile on his face. "Luck was with us today…Marik was sitting next to Yami in class. So, I got to talk directly to him. I've never heard someone curse so badly in my life…I mean even a sailor would say that was a bit excessive. But he's on his way." Ryou said as he walked over to Malik and Yugi. "You okay Yugi?" Ryou asked. Yugi just nodded. "Thanks to the two of you." Yugi said, figuring that the two of them were the ones who had helped him. "Well, what else would we do…we couldn't just stand by and watch you getting the crap beaten out of you." Malik said firmly. And with that Yugi just laid there waiting for Yami to get there…and he didn't have to wait long. About 5 minutes later Yami came running into the nurses office. "Aibou, are you alright?" Yami asked once he had reached Yugi bed. "I'll live Yami." Yugi said as he once again tried to sit up, only to once again be gently pushed back down…only this time it was by Yami. "Try to stay still Aibou. Now, I'm going to take you to the hospital so we can make sure that you're alright. Please let me know if I'm hurting you when I lift you up…I don't want to make things any worse than they already are." Yami said. Yugi nodded, and Yami slowly, carefully lifted Yugi up bridal style. Before he walked out of the nurse's office he turned to Ryou and Malik. "Thank you both for taking care of Yugi. If either of you need anything all you need to do is ask." Yami said. "Don't worry about it Yami. Just take care of Yugi." Ryou said. "And let me know when you're going to get the guys who did this…because I want to help with the pay back." Malik added. Yami nodded before walking out of the room. A/N: and that does it for chapter 8…chapter nine, will be Yami taking care of Yugi, as well as him informing Yugi's grandpa what happened. As always please read and review.
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08-30-2011, 12:35:39: Privacy – Online Lecture Issues of privacy and technology have emerged as some of the most controversial and troubling facing our society. Privacy issues of course are nothing new and have been around since, well, fig leaves and caves. While many of today’s privacy issues are variations on ancient themes - computers and information technology have forever changed the calculus of privacy. In today’s hyper-networked world privacy can be lost in an instant – forever. Once the Genie is out of the bottle it is very difficult to put it back in. - A Privacy Framework - Setting aside criminal and other illegitimate groups, there are three primary constituent groups that have a legitimate interest in privacy issues - Consumers, Businesses, and the Government. This tension between Consumers, Businesses, and the Government plays out in virtually every privacy issue that we will consider. Consumers are generally concerned about protecting their privacy, while Businesses are generally concerned with maximizing profits and protecting their business interests. Finally, the Government has the conflicted interest of both protecting privacy and insuring security. All of these concerns have privacy implications. These privacy concerns play out in the three major branches of government. The Legislative Branch makes laws with privacy implications, The Executive Branch enforces the laws, and the Judicial Branch interprets the laws. For example, Consumers grow weary of email spam – and demand legislation to protect their privacy interest. Businesses protest that their right to free speech has been impinged, and finally, we all wait to see if the new CAN-SPAM Act is actually enforced. It is a dance that plays out over and over. Terrorist Attacks, Executive Branch claims it needs stronger laws to protect security, Legislative Branch passes Patriot Act, ACLU sues as unconstitutional. And so it goes. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So what are some of the key technology related privacy issues and aspects that we face today? As you consider each of the following – consider who the privacy constituents are (Consumer, Business, or Government), and what role the three branches of government play. Employee Monitoring: Techniques commonly implemented include key-stroke monitoring (digital surveillance of every thing an employee does on his or her computer), oversight of certain functions such as number of items scanned, customers called, etc., to targeted monitoring of an employee’s web or email use. The emergence of geospatial location services such as GPS make monitoring of even traveling employees possible. In general, courts have ruled that if employers own the technology or asset in question, they have a right to monitor its use. This means that a company car may very well have a GPS tracking system on board – and an employee that uses the office computer may legally have his email messages monitored. Identity Theft: Because of its criminal nature, Identity Theft has emerged as one of the most troubling privacy issues of our day. Identity Theft is increasingly perpetrate by well organized criminal elements that steal otherwise legitimate marketing data for the express criminal purpose of using other peoples good name and credit. Common schemes include using an unsuspecting persons Social Security number to establish credit or qualify for services. Medical Records Privacy: Medical records are some of the most confidential records that an individual can have. In the wrong hands the information can be devastating. Who should be informed if a patient has AIDS, or a teenage girl has an abortion? What are the implications of maintaining a DNA database for criminals, or a genetics test that could precursor cancer? Should an insurance company be allowed to implement genetic testing for underwriting? Spyware, Adware, and Email Spam: Anyone who uses the Internet is aware of how invasive and annoying adware and spam can be. Many Internet marketing schemes are predicated on knowing as much as possible about potential customers. In one celebrated case, a company was using Drivers License data to target weight-loss products to individuals based on their weight! Surveillance Technology (Cell Phone Cameras, Blackboxes, Biometrics, etc.): Computer facilitated surveillance technology has become pervasive. Cell Phones have cameras, Cars come equipped with monitoring systems such as On-Star, and even the government requires you to submit a digital thumb print in order to qualify for a Drives License. RFID Tags: One of the most controversial emerging technologies is Radio Frequency Identification (RFID). RFID is akin to a radio frequency barcode. It permits suppliers, retailers, and other supply-chain organizations to track products at close range via a small radio frequency tag. The same technology that makes it easy to track products, makes it subject to abuse. If RFID is widely adopted, privacy advocates fear that the government, businesses, and even criminal elements will be able to track individuals by what you wear or what your carry. The government is already issuing passports that are RFID enabled. What if the government proposes a National ID card with an embedded RFID tag? Patriot Act, Carnivore, CAPPS and other Government Programs: Terrorism and other security concerns have led to a resurgence of government surveillance programs. The much maligned Patriot Act has numerous privacy implications and has been widely debated. The above outlines just a few of the many issues that come into focus when we consider the impact of technology on privacy.
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10-31-2011, 16:52:20: Este capítulo apresenta uma introdução ao tema, retratando a importância do inventário florestal, seu conceito e uma classificação tipológica dos inventários de acordo com alguns critérios importantes.
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11-10-2011, 21:01:41: • Types of Agricultural Techniques, Settlements, and Environments o Highlands: • Intensive agriculture • Fertile volcanic soils • Use of dry-season irrigation • Dense/nucleated populations o Lowlands: • Extensive agriculture • Poor/organic soils • Slash & burn-shifting agriculture • Use of raised fields • Dispersed populations • Relative Chronology 1. Food Collecting-Incipient Agriculture: Tamaulipas Tehuacan, Oaxaca 2. Olmec: San Lorenzo, La Venta, Tres Zapotoes, and Monte Alban 3. Classic Maya: Tikal and Uaxactun AND Teotihuacan: Teotihuacan city 4. Aztec Empire: Tenochtitlan Capital 5. Spanish Conquest • Theories Regarding the Beginnings of Food Production or Agriculture o Robert Braidwood: Human nature, environmental and technological preconditions o Lewis Binford: demographic factors- population pressure • Definition and Characteristics of Agriculture o Artificial selection of certain genetic traits in plants and animals, which is a technological development occurring in basically four nuclear or primary areas of the world. o There are direct and indirect kinds of evidence used by archaeologists to determine domestication. o Within the highland regions of Mesoamerica, there are multiple centers for domestication, and the dates indicate a slow and gradual process in the transition to agriculture. o In addition to dog and turkey, the following nine native plants were domesticated in Mesoamerica during the Food Collecting- Incipient Agriculture Period: maize, bean, squash, gourd, chili pepper, avocado, amaranth, chocolate and cotton • Consequences of Agriculture o Agriculture increases the carrying capacity of the land as well as the abundance of plants in different areas. o Agriculture reduces mobility. As populations became sedentary, direct access to resources was no longer possible and had to rely on extensive trade.
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11-15-2011, 04:36:24: it's not good for environment. Environment suffers from over-consumption and power production. When companies produce bottled water it's very consumptive. You can buy an empty bottle from the shop and fill it in at home or where ever you are. Why we buy bottles of water if we can do it easy on the pocket and at the same time safe our money to something more important. Other people in poor countries, example Africa, suffer because they don't have enough water. Why we don't take the water what we put in the bottles and take it to the place that really needs it. We don't have enough water in this world in right placeless. We have to find new ways to get enough water to poor placeless and make wise decisions for Earth. But there is always the other side, good side of the bottled water. Kids who buy water over Coca-Cola or other soft drinks. It's healthier than energy drinks and lemonades full of sugar, so in that place it's good that there is an option that you can buy bottled water. And also there are some places that you can't get clean water so you have to buy bottled water. Good or not good, it’s hard question, but some ways it’s good. People who buy bottled water should buy it only one time and use the bottle next time when they drink water and want to take it with them. The good side of the bottled water is that if you want to throw the bottle away, you can recycle it and also get money for that. By that people recycle more when they buy something what they can get money afterwards.
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11-15-2011, 05:52:16: Edgar Poe was born in 1809 and he died in 1849. His mother was an actice and his father was an actor, he also had an older brother and a younger sister. His father abanded their family in 1810 and his mother died a year later. Because nobody taked care of him, he came in a foster family, the Allan’s family, they gave him the name Edgar Allan Poe. The strange thing was, they never really adopted him. Edgar Allan Poe began writing after his brothers dead. Annabel Lee was the last poem he wrote. It appeared after his dead in the New York Daily Tribune.
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11-15-2011, 16:27:36: The cytoskeleton (also CSK) is a cellular "scaffolding" or "skeleton" contained within a cell's cytoplasm and is made out of protein. The cytoskeleton is present in all cells; it was once thought to be unique to eukaryotes, but recent research has identified the prokaryotic cytoskeleton. It has structures such as flagella, cilia and lamellipodia and plays important roles in both intracellular transport (the movement of vesicles and organelles, for example) and cellular division. In 1903 Nikolai K Koltsov proposed that the shape of cells was determined by a network of tubules which he termed the cytoskeleton. The concept of a protein mosaic that dynamically coordinated cytoplasmic biochemistry was proposed by Rudolph Peters in 1929 [1] while the term (cytosquelette, in French) was first introduced by French embryologist Paul Wintrebert in 1931.[2] Contents [hide] 1 The eukaryotic cytoskeleton 1.1 Microfilaments (actin filaments) 1.2 Intermediate filaments 1.3 Microtubules 1.4 Comparison 2 The prokaryotic cytoskeleton 2.1 FtsZ 2.2 MreB and ParM 2.3 Crescentin 3 History 3.1 Microtrabeculae 4 References 5 External links [edit]The eukaryotic cytoskeleton Actin cytoskeleton of mouse embryo fibroblasts, stained with phalloidin. Eukaryotic cells contain three main kinds of cytoskeletal filaments, which are microfilaments, intermediate filaments, and microtubules. The cytoskeleton provides the cell with structure and shape, and by excluding macromolecules from some of the cytosol it adds to the level of macromolecular crowding in this compartment.[3] Cytoskeletal elements interact extensively and intimately with cellular membranes.[4] [edit]Microfilaments (actin filaments) These are the thinnest filaments of the cytoskeleton. They are composed of linear polymers of actin subunits, and generate force by elongation at one end of the filament coupled with shrinkage at the other, causing net movement of the intervening strand. They also act as tracks for the movement of myosin molecules that attach to the microfilament and "walk" along them. Actin structures are controlled by the Rho family of small GTP-binding proteins such as Rho itself for contractile acto-myosin filaments ("stress fibers"), Rac for lamellipodia and Cdc42 for filopodia. [edit]Intermediate filaments Microscopy of keratin filaments inside cells. Main article: intermediate filament These filaments, around 10 nanometers in diameter, are more stable (strongly bound) than actin filaments, and heterogeneous constituents of the cytoskeleton. Like actin filaments, they function in the maintenance of cell-shape by bearing tension (microtubules, by contrast, resist compression. It may be useful to think of micro- and intermediate filaments as cables, and of microtubules as cellular support beams). Intermediate filaments organize the internal tridimensional structure of the cell, anchoring organelles and serving as structural components of the nuclear lamina and sarcomeres. They also participate in some cell-cell and cell-matrix junctions. Different intermediate filaments are: made of vimentins, being the common structural support of many cells. made of keratin, found in skin cells, hair and nails. neurofilaments of neural cells. made of lamin, giving structural support to the nuclear envelope. [edit]Microtubules Microtubules in a gel fixated cell. Main article: microtubule Microtubules are hollow cylinders about 23 nm in diameter (lumen = approximately 15 nm in diameter), most commonly comprising 25 protofilaments which, in turn, are polymers of alpha and beta tubulin. They have a very dynamic behaviour, binding GTP for polymerization. They are commonly organized by the centrosome. In nine triplet sets (star-shaped), they form the centrioles, and in nine doublets oriented about two additional microtubules (wheel-shaped) they form cilia and flagella. The latter formation is commonly referred to as a "9+2" arrangement, where in each doublet is connected to another by the protein dynein. As both flagella and cilia are structural components of the cell, and are maintained by microtubules, they can be considered part of the cytoskeleton. They play key roles in: intracellular transport (associated with dyneins and kinesins, they transport organelles like mitochondria or vesicles). the axoneme of cilia and flagella. the mitotic spindle. synthesis of the cell wall in plants. [edit]Comparison Cytoskeleton type[5] Diameter (nm)[6] Structure Subunit examples[5] Microfilaments 6 double helix actin Intermediate filaments 10 two anti-parallel helices/dimers, forming tetramers vimentin (mesenchyme) glial fibrillary acidic protein (glial cells) neurofilament proteins (neuronal processes) keratins (epithelial cells) nuclear lamins Microtubules 23 protofilaments, in turn consisting of tubulin subunits α- and β-tubulin [edit]The prokaryotic cytoskeleton Main article: Prokaryotic cytoskeleton The cytoskeleton was previously thought to be a feature only of eukaryotic cells, but homologues to all the major proteins of the eukaryotic cytoskeleton have recently been found in prokaryotes.[7] Although the evolutionary relationships are so distant that they are not obvious from protein sequence comparisons alone, the similarity of their three-dimensional structures and similar functions in maintaining cell shape and polarity provides strong evidence that the eukaryotic and prokaryotic cytoskeletons are truly homologous.[8] However, some structures in the bacterial cytoskeleton may have yet to be identified.[9] [edit]FtsZ FtsZ was the first protein of the prokaryotic cytoskeleton to be identified. Like tubulin, FtsZ forms filaments in the presence of GTP, but these filaments do not group into tubules. During cell division, FtsZ is the first protein to move to the division site, and is essential for recruiting other proteins that synthesize the new cell wall between the dividing cells. [edit]MreB and ParM Prokaryotic actin-like proteins, such as MreB, are involved in the maintenance of cell shape. All non-spherical bacteria have genes encoding actin-like proteins, and these proteins form a helical network beneath the cell membrane that guides the proteins involved in cell wall biosynthesis. Some plasmids encode a partitioning system that involves an actin-like protein ParM. Filaments of ParM exhibit dynamic instability, and may partition plasmid DNA into the dividing daughter cells by a mechanism analogous to that used by microtubules during eukaryotic mitosis. [edit]Crescentin The bacterium Caulobacter crescentus contains a third 3rd protein, crescentin, that is related to the intermediate filaments of eukaryotic cells. Crescentin is also involved in maintaining cell shape, such as helical and vibrioid forms of bacteria, but the mechanism by which it does this is currently unclear.[10] [edit]History [edit]Microtrabeculae A fourth eukaryotic cytoskeletal element, microtrabeculae, was proposed by Keith Porter based on images obtained from high-voltage electron microscopy of whole cells in the 1970s.[11] The images showed short, filamentous structures of unknown molecular composition associated with known cytoplasmic structures. Porter proposed that this microtrabecular structure represented a novel filamentous network distinct from microtubules, filamentous actin, or intermediate filaments. It is now generally accepted that microtrabeculae are nothing more than an artifact of certain types of fixation treatment, although we have yet to fully understand the complexity of the cell's cytoskeleton.[12] [edit]References ^ Peters RA. The Harben Lectures, 1929. Reprinted in: Peters, R. A. (1963) Biochemical lesions and lethal synthesis,p. 216. Pergamon Press, Oxford.. ^ Frixione E (June 2000). "Recurring views on the structure and function of the cytoskeleton: a 300-year epic". Cell motility and the cytoskeleton 46 (2): 73–94. doi:10.1002/1097-0169(200006)46:2 73::AID-CM1 3.0.CO;2-0. PMID 10891854. ^ Minton AP (October 1992). "Confinement as a determinant of macromolecular structure and reactivity". Biophys. J. 63 (4): 1090–100. Bibcode 1992BpJ....63.1090M. doi:10.1016/S0006-3495(92)81663-6. PMC 1262248. PMID 1420928. ^ Doherty GJ and McMahon HT (2008). "Mediation, Modulation and Consequences of Membrane-Cytoskeleton Interactions". Annual Review of Biophysics 37: 65–95. doi:10.1146/annurev.biophys.37.032807.125912. PMID 18573073. ^ a b Unless else specified in boxes, then ref is:Walter F., PhD. Boron (2003). Medical Physiology: A Cellular And Molecular Approaoch. Elsevier/Saunders. pp. 1300. ISBN 1-4160-2328-3. Page 25 ^ Fuchs E, Cleveland DW (January 1998). "A structural scaffolding of intermediate filaments in health and disease". Science 279 (5350): 514–9. doi:10.1126/science.279.5350.514. PMID 9438837. ^ Shih YL, Rothfield L (2006). "The bacterial cytoskeleton". Microbiol. Mol. Biol. Rev. 70 (3): 729–54. doi:10.1128/MMBR.00017-06. PMC 1594594. PMID 16959967. ^ Michie KA, Löwe J (2006). "Dynamic filaments of the bacterial cytoskeleton". Annu. Rev. Biochem. 75: 467–92. doi:10.1146/annurev.biochem.75.103004.142452. PMID 16756499.[dead link] ^ Briegel A, Dias DP, Li Z, Jensen RB, Frangakis AS, Jensen GJ (October 2006). "Multiple large filament bundles observed in Caulobacter crescentus by electron cryotomography". Mol. Microbiol. 62 (1): 5–14. doi:10.1111/j.1365-2958.2006.05355.x. PMID 16987173. ^ Ausmees N, Kuhn JR, Jacobs-Wagner C (December 2003). "The bacterial cytoskeleton: an intermediate filament-like function in cell shape". Cell 115 (6): 705–13. doi:10.1016/S0092-8674(03)00935-8. PMID 14675535. ^ Wolosewick JJ, Porter KR (July 1979). "Microtrabecular lattice of the cytoplasmic ground substance. Artifact or reality". J. Cell Biol. 82 (1): 114–39. doi:10.1083/jcb.82.1.114. PMC 2110423. PMID 479294. ^ Heuser J (2002). "Whatever happened to the 'microtrabecular concept'?". Biol Cell 94 (9): 561–96. doi:10.1016/S0248-4900(02)00013-8. PMID 12732437. [edit]External links Cytoskeleton, Cell Motility and Motors - The Virtual Library of Biochemistry and Cell Biology Cytoskeleton database, clinical trials, recent literature, lab registry ... 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From a company perspective, linking value has to be produced and engineered into the product or service offering and companies are beginning to invest significant resources into this process. However, companies cannot produce linking value without the support of the members of the tribe or brand community who “work” very hard to produce it (Cova and Dalli, 2009). Consumers are both creators and users of linking value. Companies as diverse as Innocent (a drinks and food company specializing in smoothies) and Jeep (the American 4x4 company) host tribal events called brand festivals. At these ‘brand fests’ consumers of their products have the opportunity to interact and develop relationships with each other and with the company. At these events it is consumers who create the community through their participation in the ‘brand fest’ with the company facilitating this process. Consumers can also create linking value that is then attached to the brand or the product, which is consequently perceived as more valuable. New products emerge as a tribal product: the more consumers participate in the new product development process, the more they perceive the product’s value, because they regard it as “their” product, from both the individual and the tribal point of view. Following in the footsteps of the Harry Potter tribe (see Brown 2007), Twilighters (Twilight fans), for example, have created many ventures in order to support the development of Twilight (cfr. chapter 11). Twilight is a young-adult vampire-romance novel by Stephenie Meyer. It has generated a worldwide community of fans of the novel and its major characters, Edward Cullen and Isabella “Bella” Swan. The cult of Edward Cullen is especially vivid. 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Members soon came to be known as “Loggionisti”, after the music lovers who usually prefer watching shows from the famous old opera house’s upper lodges instead of its balcony seats. A multitude of reasons explain this preference. First, lodges are better than balcony or circle seats to enjoy the quality of the music. Second, perched on high near the ceiling, they are an ideal stage from where “Loggionisti” can look down upon the whole theatre and judge the proceedings with their customary ruthlessness. Last but not least, there is the ticket price. The point here is not so much that Loggionisti are trying to save money rather as ‘real fans’ they attend the opera regularly. When La Scala advertises a new show, ‘real fans’ will want to see all of its versions and therefore prefer cheaper seats (and usually season tickets) since this enables them to attend almost every night. These elevated spectators, longstanding fans reputed for their quick judgements and strong emotions, react immediately to any new performance. This is an ongoing concern for everyone on stage at La Scala. Loggionisti are formidable connoisseurs who have no qualms about expressing open and immediate disapproval whenever they feel let down – especially by singers with wavering voices, who miss the high notes or, horror of horrors, go off-key. The French tenor Roberto Alagna was whistled and booed off stage after singing “Celeste Aida”. His performance lasted no more than a few minutes, with the incident subsequently creating a real casus belli between the singer and La Scala’s managers. Loggionisti are more than just well informed spectators. Through their association, they produce a slew of events targeting the wider community. The association consists of 1,500 active members but organises a variety of events for the public’s sake: conferences with music specialists, critics and historians to discuss future La Scala productions; meetings with conductors, singers, composers, directors, artistic directors; twice-monthly concerts with young and promising musicians and instrumentalists; competitions featuring an “Amici del Loggione” award celebrating La Scala’s best decors; an 80-strong choir performing in a variety of locations; an archive, library and media centre featuring innumerable works on opera; training in music and singing; thematic exhibitions organised on-site; culture tours visiting concerts and operas worldwide ; academic dissertations in fields relating to the opera. Without becoming a direct partner of La Scala, the Loggionisti association has become a key actor in the Milanese opera market. 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From a company perspective, linking value has to be produced and engineered into the product or service offering and companies are beginning to invest significant resources into this process. However, companies cannot produce linking value without the support of the members of the tribe or brand community who “work” very hard to produce it (Cova and Dalli, 2009). Consumers are both creators and users of linking value. Companies as diverse as Innocent (a drinks and food company specializing in smoothies) and Jeep (the American 4x4 company) host tribal events called brand festivals. At these ‘brand fests’ consumers of their products have the opportunity to interact and develop relationships with each other and with the company. At these events it is consumers who create the community through their participation in the ‘brand fest’ with the company facilitating this process. Consumers can also create linking value that is then attached to the brand or the product, which is consequently perceived as more valuable. New products emerge as a tribal product: the more consumers participate in the new product development process, the more they perceive the product’s value, because they regard it as “their” product, from both the individual and the tribal point of view. Following in the footsteps of the Harry Potter tribe (see Brown 2007), Twilighters (Twilight fans), for example, have created many ventures in order to support the development of Twilight (cfr. chapter 11). Twilight is a young-adult vampire-romance novel by Stephenie Meyer. It has generated a worldwide community of fans of the novel and its major characters, Edward Cullen and Isabella “Bella” Swan. The cult of Edward Cullen is especially vivid. 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Members soon came to be known as “Loggionisti”, after the music lovers who usually prefer watching shows from the famous old opera house’s upper lodges instead of its balcony seats. A multitude of reasons explain this preference. First, lodges are better than balcony or circle seats to enjoy the quality of the music. Second, perched on high near the ceiling, they are an ideal stage from where “Loggionisti” can look down upon the whole theatre and judge the proceedings with their customary ruthlessness. Last but not least, there is the ticket price. The point here is not so much that Loggionisti are trying to save money rather as ‘real fans’ they attend the opera regularly. When La Scala advertises a new show, ‘real fans’ will want to see all of its versions and therefore prefer cheaper seats (and usually season tickets) since this enables them to attend almost every night. These elevated spectators, longstanding fans reputed for their quick judgements and strong emotions, react immediately to any new performance. This is an ongoing concern for everyone on stage at La Scala. Loggionisti are formidable connoisseurs who have no qualms about expressing open and immediate disapproval whenever they feel let down – especially by singers with wavering voices, who miss the high notes or, horror of horrors, go off-key. The French tenor Roberto Alagna was whistled and booed off stage after singing “Celeste Aida”. His performance lasted no more than a few minutes, with the incident subsequently creating a real casus belli between the singer and La Scala’s managers. Loggionisti are more than just well informed spectators. Through their association, they produce a slew of events targeting the wider community. The association consists of 1,500 active members but organises a variety of events for the public’s sake: conferences with music specialists, critics and historians to discuss future La Scala productions; meetings with conductors, singers, composers, directors, artistic directors; twice-monthly concerts with young and promising musicians and instrumentalists; competitions featuring an “Amici del Loggione” award celebrating La Scala’s best decors; an 80-strong choir performing in a variety of locations; an archive, library and media centre featuring innumerable works on opera; training in music and singing; thematic exhibitions organised on-site; culture tours visiting concerts and operas worldwide ; academic dissertations in fields relating to the opera. Without becoming a direct partner of La Scala, the Loggionisti association has become a key actor in the Milanese opera market. Consumers can also create tribal relationships and, hence, linking value even without the participation of companies. Tribes create services like CouchSurfing (see http://www.couchsurfing.org/) where fellow travelers and tribe members can get a bed for the night or advice from other fellow travelers. Other examples include the creation of second hand markets like BookCrossing (see http://www.bookcrossing.com/) where book lovers can swap old books with other members. An Apple Newton brand community exists where devotees of the product that is no longer made by the company, continue to innovate and offer repair services to other members of the community.
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Carthaginian general Questions 1) Describe how geography influenced Rome’s development. -the river to bring produce from the inland regions and sea-borne commerce from abroad -the sea itself, not so near as to bring danger from foreign fleets -seven rolling hills 2) Explain the main institutions of the Roman Republic. -patricians and plebeians -twelve tables -government under the republic (consuls, senate, dictator) -the Roman army (legions) 3) Describe how the Punic Wars helped increase Roman power. -Rome’s victories gave it dominance over the western Mediterranean -then went on to conquer the eastern half -Rome’s Mediterranean empire stretched from Anatolia in the east to Spain in the west Chapter 6, Section 2: The Roman Empire Vocab Civil war-conflict between groups within the same country Julius Caesar-a military leader; governed as an absolute ruler; started many reforms Triumvirate-a group of three rulers Augustus-Octavian; “exalted one”; a term in which emperor is derived Pax Romana-a period of peace and prosperity in Rome; 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supervised several local churches Peter-became the first bishop; apostle Pope-the father or head of the Christian Church Questions 1) Summarize the life of Jesus. -born in Bethlehem in Judea -raised in village of Nazareth -baptized by John the Baptist -preached, taught, did good works, and performed miracles -crucified 2) Trace the spread of Christianity in the Roman Empire. -Paul’s mission -Jewish rebellion -persecution of the Christians 3) Analyze and explain Christianity’s appeal. -embraced all people -gave hope to the powerless -appealed to those who were repelled by the extravagances of imperial Rome -offered a personal relationship with a loving God -promised eternal life after death Chapter 6, Section 4: The Fall of the Roman Empire Vocab Inflation-a drastic drop in the value of money coupled with a rise in prices Mercenary-foreign soldier who fought for money Diocletian-a strong-willed army leader; emperor; restored order to the empire; divided the empire into the East and the West Constantinople-the Greek city of Byzantium named after Constantine Attila-a powerful chieftain Questions 1) Summarize the decline of the Roman Empire. -Rome’s economy weakens -military and political turmoil -Constantine moves capital -Germanic invasions -Attila the Hun 2) Describe the reforms of Diocletian and Constantine. • Diocletian: -restored order to the empire -increased its strength -divided the empire into the East and West • Constantine: -moved the capital to Byzantium (Constantinople) 3) Trace the fall of the Western Roman Empire -Germanic invasions -Attila the Hun -an empire no more Chapter 6, Section 5: Rome and the Roots of Western Civilization Vocab Greco-Roman culture-an ancient culture that developed from a blending of Greek, Hellenistic, and Roman cultures Pompeii-Roman town Virgil-a poet; 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12-26-2011, 19:49:18: Porozprávam vám príbeh „Je to príbeh o jednom celkom neobyčajnom priateľstve. Ten príbeh znie takto. Junák už šiel jaskyňou druhým dňom. Vôbec nečakal, žeby tá nora bola taká dlhá, že tam bude musieť aj prespať, a už vôbec nečakal, žeby v chodbách tak neskutočne páchlo. Pravda, mohol predpokladať, že smrad smrti a mŕtvol bude silný, ale tento pach mal v sebe ešte čosi iné. Nechcelo sa mu to veriť, ale mal dojem, že celkom jasne popri tom mŕtvolnom smrade cíti prd. Dalo sa to zniesť, hoci to bol pach vtieravý. Pripomínalo mu to situáciu, keď bol v spoločnosti dám a gentlemanov, a zacítil tento pach. Vedel, že niekto je vinný, no v rámci všeobecnej taktnosti sa smrad ignoroval a každý sa presvedčene tváril, akoby sa nič nedialo. Rovnako teraz, v rámci nutnosti pobytu v tejto jaskyni, sa prinútil smrad ignorovať a veľavážene sa cez túto nepríjemnosť preniesť. A tak kráčal ďalej a ďalej, potkýnal sa o výčnelky a kvaple, až kým neprišiel k strmému zrázu vedúcemu hore. Čo tam bolo, nevidel, no presne vedel, čo tam nájde. Z vršku svahu sa díval do obrovskej komnaty. Samozrejme, jediné svetlo široko ďaleko držal on v rukách. Bola to malá baterka, ktorú mu daroval jeho dobrý kamarát lilipután. Ten tvor vskutku miloval obvody, spínače, batérie, optiku, a všelijaké ďalšie vymoženosti modernej techniky, ktorej zákonitosti začali bytosti v kraji prvýkrát objavovať len čosi pred desiatimi rokmi. Lilipután mu baterku vyrobil z vďaky za pomoc pri prijímacích skúškach do Regentského úradu. Keby nebolo junáka, lilipután by isto nezvládol historickú časť skúšky a teraz by neboli kolegovia na Oddelení kráľovských faux pas. Obaja síce robili tú najpodradnejšiu prácu z celého oddelenia, no nikto sa nesťažoval: práce bolo tak akurát, platu tak isto. Vždy po šichte, kedy sedem hodín kartotékovali kráľovské faux pas minulé aj súčasné, sa stretli s bandou a šli do Knajpy na „jedno,“ ako to zvykli nazývať. Samozrejme, na deväťdesiatosem percent sa sťali jak prasce a nikto si zvyšok večera nepamätal. Ale vždy sa každý dostal bez ujmy domov, nikomu nič, čo by sám vytratil po ceste, nechýbalo, a aj keď sa niekto za úsvitu zobudil na ulici s hlavou plnou bubliniek, výparov, a dezorientovanosti, nikdy nevyvstal žiaden problém, ako agresívne naladení spoluobčania. Holt, to sú výhody čiastočného stanného práva. Tá „čiastočnosť“ spočívala v tom, že náznaky akejkoľvek agresie boli okamžite potláčané oveľa väčšou agresiou zo strany všadeprítomných uniformovaných. Okrem konštantného sledovania však toto stanné právo neprinášalo nič zlé. Žiadne povinné večierky, žiadne obmedzenia slobody prejavu. Jediný kardinálny zločin bola agresia v akejkoľvek forme, čo však spôsobovalo obrovské hádky filozofov v Krajinnej rade. Ako môžeme ospravedlniť takúto agresiu uniformovaných, keď práve to je to, čomu sa snažíme vyhnúť? Samozrejme, pôvodné pokusy mierniť agresiu občanov rozdávaním kvetov a darčekov zlyhali (nič nerozoštvalo agresorov viac, ako kvet, na ktorý boli alergickí). Navyše, po masakri, ktorý nastal potom, čo jednému nepríčetnému ganešovi chceli na upokojenie darovať slonovinovú obruč, na Regentskom úrade rozhodli, že predsa len obušok a silný povraz bude istejšie riešenie. Preto dnes, akýkoľvek prípad agresie v uliciach nastal, sa uniformovaní okamžite činili a agresora zmlátili, zviazali, zasa zmlátili (nech si nemyslí!), vyniesli ho za najbližšie vráta štvrte, a predtým, než ho rozviazali a vypustili do rajónu inej uniformovanej hliadky, ho ešte raz pre istotu zmlátili. A to už nevravím ani o tom, koľko pracovných príležitostí na pozíciu filozofa Krajinnej rady vďaka zavedeniu čiastočného stanného práva vzniklo! Vskutku úžasné miesto, táto Krajina. Ale dosť bolo nateraz líčenia zaujímavých detailov z miestneho života. Junák sa spustil dolu svahom do komnaty. V duchu nadával, lebo ho vôbec pred výpravou nenapadlo, koľko bude takýto trest zahŕňať špiny. Mal na sebe krásnu koženú vestu a farebné konopné nohavice, také, aké zvykli nosiť miestne deti kvetov. No po dni a pol putovania jaskyňou už bol celý zaprášený a ani hýrivé farby nohavíc nebolo pre hrubú sivohnedú vrstvu takmer vidno. Hoci bol z toho mrzutý, upokojujúcou myšlienkou mu bolo aspoň to, že si pôvodne ani nemyslel, že by podobnú výpravu mohol prežiť, takže chcel zanechať štýlovú mŕtvolu. Ale čím ďalej do jaskyne išiel, tým mal väčšie odhodlanie prežiť a beštiu poraziť. Vôbec však netušil, kde tá potvora môže byť. Podľa rozsudku, ktorý mu na úrade pred troma dňami vyniesli, však mala beštia „prevyšovať najvyššiu vežu v Krajine, troma hlavami vydávať rev počuteľný až za hranicami,“ plus nejaké ďalšie detaily, na ktoré si už nevedel spomenúť. Na čo si však veľmi dobre spomínal bolo, že toto je jediná šanca na život. Buď zomrie ako podlý chuligán, ktorý z čistej zlomyseľnosti vypustil do sveta jedny z najtrápnejších kráľovských faux pas, alebo sa stane hrdinom, ktorý kvôli nespravodlivému obvineniu musel v boji s obrovskou príšerou buď padnúť a zanechať krásnu mŕtvolu, alebo zvíťaziť a vrátiť sa na svetlo sveta ako očistení drakobijec. Junák sa preto zo všetkých troch možností uprel na tú poslednú a nemal rozhodne v pláne z tejto cesty zísť. S touto myšlienkou sa spúšťal nižšie po svahu, hoci ho stále srali tie krásne farebné gate. Viete inak, kto boli tie deti kvetov? Ja som s nimi chvíľu sympatizoval, ale potom mi došlo, akí naničhodníci to sú. Jasné, mali krásne nápady a idey. Ako to s tým rozdávaním kvetov agresorom. Napokon sa ale prišlo na to, že tieto nikdy nestarnúce deti, prazvláštna to rasa v Krajine, vôbec nemajú v úmysle zlepšiť svet. Jediné, čo ich kedy zaujímalo a kvôli čomu boli ochotní robiť čokoľvek, boli kvety. Kvety agresorom, kvety pacifistom, z kvetov oblečenie, z kvetov jedlo, z kvetov prístrešky. Samozrejme, keby bola Krajina zložená len z nich, všetko by fungovalo. Ale obrovské množstvo obyvateľov trápili všelijaké alergie, najvážnejšia civilizačná choroba Krajiny, a preto boli deti kvetov v podstate na okraji spoločnosti. Treba však dodať, že predsa len jedna vec im vyšla skvele. Vďaka ich nezmerateľným znalostiam kvetín mali tieto deti najlepšie omamné prípravky zrejme aj v celej dimenzii. Mali omamné nápoje, omamné fajčivo, omamné pilulky, omamné pokrmy, dokonca omamné hračky! Práve vďaka tej poslednej položke boli deti kvetov často kamarátmi s deťmi ostatných rás (plus detinských dospelých), kvôli čomu bolo mnoho rodičov nútených uvaliť na svoje ratolesti domáce väzenie. Problém síce nebol v samotnom omamnom účinku hračiek. Niečo také úžasné a zábavné by predsa rodičia nemali to srdce odoprieť ich milovaným potomkom. Problém bol oveľa pragmatickejší: omámené deti ešte dobre nerozoznávali tvrdú realitu Krajiny. To zahŕňalo, okrem iného, neochotu robiť akúkoľvek prácu, ktorá ich nebavila, čo bol samozrejme prípad bezmála troch štvrtín populácie: pravidlom bolo, že dieťa musí nastúpiť na presne ten istý post, ako niektorý z jeho rodičov (niekedy síce mali dosť veľký výber, pokiaľ boli v rodine dvaja otcovia a tri matky, ale aj tak). Ďalším problémom bol samotný osud detí kvetov: keďže nestarli, museli umierať inak, a to zásadne predávkovaním kvetmi. Rodičia sa teda báli, že ich ratolesti nedajbože umrú v omámenom slastnom stave, bez akýchkoľvek výčitiek, že opúšťajú tento svet a nechávajú na ňom svojich asi tak týždeň trúchliacich rodičov, ktorí by museli vysvetľovať okoliu tento nepríjemný fakt. Navyše, dieťa by žiadalo využiť svoje mŕtve telo, či už v celku alebo spopolnené, na pohnojenie kvetín, a to bolo v Krajine obrovské tabu. Jasné, rodičia si tiež dopriali sem-tam kvetinové opojenie, ale to bola činnosť podobne súkromná ako napríklad zaužívaná masturbácia pred hromadnou súložou. Ako náhle sa s tým vyšlo na povrch, všetka chuť do súlože prešla. Rovnako, ako náhle sa verejne niekto priznal k požívaniu kvetinových produktov, v očiach ostatných sa naraz premenil na hnusného sprostého hulváta a všetci boli natoľko znechutení, že každý svedok takéhoto priznania už nikdy žiadnu kvetinu nedokázal skonzumovať. Čo samozrejme všetkých takto postihnutých riadne sralo, lebo tie kvety boli vskutku ohromné a zážitky z nich neopakovateľné. No nič, kde som skončil v tom príbehu? Hej, už viem. Junák sa postavil na dno komnaty a chvíľu čumel na svah. Nedokázal prísť na to, ako po ňom vylezie nazad hore, keďže strmý bol ten svah dosť. No keďže táto myšlienka by postačila až na moment, kedy beštiu porazí, nenechal sa ňou veľmi zdeptať. A tak sa otočil a namieril baterku pred seba. Nebolo pred ním zhola nič, a tak sa vydal naprieč komnatou na druhú stranu. Ako kráčal, všimol si naokolo porozhadzované kosti. Boli to len rôzne úlomky, žiadne celé hnijúce mŕtvoly. Nevedel však prísť na to, čoho to mŕtvoly sú, a to ho trochu znepokojilo. Ak to totiž ľudia neboli, mal by šancu, že ho beštia nebude chcieť zabiť hneď na začiatku z hladu, ale až neskôr v sebaobrane, keď sa jej pokúsi vopchať meč do gágora. Nemal však chuť cítiť mŕtvolný pach zblízka, preto kosti bližšie neskúmal a nechal sa v objatí všeobecného jemného prdového smradu. Musel už prejsť bezmála dvesto metrov, keď v kuželi svetla zbadal protiľahlú stenu a v nej otvor. Obzrel sa dookola ešte raz poriadne a cez dieru, ktorá bola veľká akurát pre človeka, prešiel na druhú stranu jaskyne. Čo zbadal mu vyrazilo dych. Po prvé, prostredie. Netušil, kde presne to je. Nevedel, či je to len niečo ako ďalšia jaskynná komnata, alebo či vyšiel z jaskyne von na druhej strane. Čo však vedel jasne bolo, že vidí úžasnú scenériu: zelené stromy ovešané neznámymi farebnými plodmi, potôčik kľukatiaci sa medzi kriakmi s fialovými listami, žblnkot maličkých vodopádov, ktoré vytváral potôčik na kaskádach, zelenučká hebká tráva a mach na zemi, majestátne skaliská obklopujúce celú túto miniatúrnu rajskú záhradu, a slniečko týčiace sa nad tým všetkým. Nevidel však žiadne ďalšie východy, preto usúdil, že toto bude predsa len zvláštna slepá ulička v jaskyni, respektíve druhá strana jaskyne ale so žiadnou možnosťou úniku, jedine nazad cez jaskyňu. Druhá vec, ktorá mu vyrazila dych, bola beštia. Úplne spokojne si hovela na malom vršku pokrytom hrubou vrstvou machu. Zdalo sa že spí, lebo sa pravidelne nadúvala v pomalom, pokojnom rytme. Videl jej však len časť schúleného chrbta, no už ani to sa mu nepozdávalo. Ten chrbát by bol totiž považoval aj za ľudský, nebyť faktu, že ten chrbát mal rozmery vojenskej fregaty. No inak by všetko sedelo: béžová pokožka, v strede viditeľný pás chrbtice s vytŕčajúcimi stavcami. Junák si pomyslel, že to snáď musí byť nejaký obor. Preto nechápal, prečo by ho Regentský úrad posielal zabiť obra. Tí boli odjakživa predsa úžasní pomocníci. Boli síce trochu hlúpejší než ľudia alebo iné menšie tvory v Krajine, ale vďaka svojej dobrosrdečnosti sa nechali využívať na stavby a práce, kde je obrovský vzrast a ohromná sila výhodnou položkou v životopise. Odmeny boli samozrejme neférové, ale ktorý obor by to bol poznal. Preto sa junák, zmätený a zneistený, rozhodol že tvora zobudí. Tieto myšlienkove pochody napokon zmenili nadobro životy junáka aj záhadnej beštie. Najprv skúšal junák kričať. Nepomohlo. Možno to bolo spôsobené aj tým, že vo svojej dobrej výchove až tak hlasno predsa len nekričal, a nepomohol mu ani neistý výber oslovení: ehm, pardon, počujete ma?, mohli by ste vstať prosím? Tak skúsil do tej obrovskej masy kože a mäsa štuchnúť. Nepomohlo. Opäť ho zradila jeho dobrá výchova, ktorá mu kázala nebudiť spiaceho. Nakoniec sa potvora zobudila úplne náhodou, keď sa junák, v snahe obísť potvoru a zaklopať jej na očné viečka, potkol o kameň zamaskovaný machom a hromžiac sa skotúľal z vršku do potoka. Zrejme sa musel pri páde aj dosť silno buchnúť, lebo ako tam skotúľaný sedel v potôčiku, po bedrá vo vode, začal strašne nariekať. Nezdalo sa, že by bol nejako extrémne ranený, ale pravdepodobne naňho v tej chvíli doľahla celá jeho smutná bezvýznamná smiešna existencia. Potvora sa na tento nárek konečne zobudila a junák s hrôzou pozoroval, ako sa chrbát vystiera do ešte väčšej dĺžky, spoza jedného konca sa naťahuje chvost a laby a spoza druhého konca predné laby a tri hlavy na troch dlhých krkoch zrastených pri koreni. Zaraz vedel, že táto potvora žiaden obor nie je, a preto s ním žiadna rozumná reč nebude. Z hrôzy úplne skamenel a povedal si, že to je snáď aj najlepší spôsob nateraz prežiť: splynúť s okolím. 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He stood through it smiling, his pale lips parted over his white teeth. (His lips were continually twitching, and be had a habit of raising his eyebrows that was contemptuous and irritating to the last degree.) Older boys than Paul had broken down and shed tears under that baptism of fire, but his set smile did not once desert him, and his only sign of discomfort was the nervous trembling of the fingers that toyed with the buttons of his overcoat, and an occasional jerking of the other hand that held his hat. Paul was always smiling, always glancing about him, seeming to feel that people might be watching him and trying to detect something. This conscious expression, since it was as far as possible from boyish mirthfulness, was usually attributed to insolence or "smartness." As the inquisition proceeded one of his instructors repeated an impertinent remark of the boy's, and the Principal asked him whether he thought that a courteous speech to have made a woman. Paul shrugged his shoulders slightly and his eyebrows twitched. "I don't know," he replied. "I didn't mean to be polite or impolite, either. I guess it's a sort of way I have of saying things regardless." The Principal, who was a sympathetic man, asked him whether he didn't think that a way it would be well to get rid of. Paul grinned and said he guessed so. When he was told that he could go he bowed gracefully and went out. His bow was but a repetition of the scandalous red carnation. His teachers were in despair, and his drawing master voiced the feeling of them all when he declared there was something about the boy which none of them understood. He added: "I don't really believe that smile of his comes altogether from insolence; there's something sort of haunted about it. The boy is not strong, for one thing. I happen to know that he was born in Colorado, only a few months before his mother died out there of a long illness. There is something wrong about the fellow." The drawing master had come to realize that, in looking at Paul, one saw only his white teeth and the forced animation of his eyes. One warm afternoon the boy had gone to sleep at his drawing board, and his master had noted with amazement what a white, blue-veined face it was; drawn and wrinkled like an old man's about the eyes, the lips twitching even in his sleep, and stiff with a nervous tension that drew them back from his teeth. His teachers left the building dissatisfied and unhappy; humiliated to have felt so vindictive toward a mere boy, to have uttered this feeling in cutting terms, and to have set each other on, as it were, in the gruesome game of intemperate reproach. Some of them remembered having seen a miserable street cat set at bay by a ring of tormentors. As for Paul, he ran down the hill whistling the "Soldiers' Chorus" from Faust, looking wildly behind him now and then to see whether some of his teachers were not there to writhe under his lightheartedness. As it was now late in the afternoon and Paul was on duty that evening as usher at Carnegie Hall, he decided that he would not go home to supper. When he reached the concert hall the doors were not yet open and, as it was chilly outside, he decided to go up into the picture gallery--always deserted at this hour--where there were some of Raffelli's gay studies of Paris streets and an airy blue Venetian scene or two that always exhilarated him. He was delighted to find no one in the gallery but the old guard, who sat in one corner, a newspaper on his knee, a black patch over one eye and the other closed. Paul possessed himself of the peace and walked confidently up and down, whistling under his breath. After a while he sat down before a blue Rico and lost himself. When he bethought him to look at his watch, it was after seven o'clock, and he rose with a start and ran downstairs, making a face at Augustus, peering out from the cast room, and an evil gesture at the Venus de Milo as he passed her on the stairway. When Paul reached the ushers' dressing room half a dozen boys were there already, and he began excitedly to tumble into his uniform. It was one of the few that at all approached fitting, and Paul thought it very becoming-though he knew that the tight, straight coat accentuated his narrow chest, about which he was exceedingly sensitive. He was always considerably excited while be dressed, twanging all over to the tuning of the strings and the preliminary flourishes of the horns in the music room; but tonight he seemed quite beside himself, and he teased and plagued the boys until, telling him that he was crazy, they put him down on the floor and sat on him. Somewhat calmed by his suppression, Paul dashed out to the front of the house to seat the early comers. He was a model usher; gracious and smiling he ran up and down the aisles; nothing was too much trouble for him; he carried messages and brought programs as though it were his greatest pleasure in life, and all the people in his section thought him a charming boy, feeling that he remembered and admired them. As the house filled, he grew more and more vivacious and animated, and the color came to his cheeks and lips. It was very much as though this were a great reception and Paul were the host. just as the musicians came out to take their places, his English teacher arrived with checks for the seats which a prominent manufacturer had taken for the season. She betrayed some embarrassment when she handed Paul the tickets, and a hauteur which subsequently made her feel very foolish. Paul was startled for a moment, and had the feeling of wanting to put her out; what business had she here among all these fine people and gay colors? He looked her over and decided that she was not appropriately dressed and must be a fool to sit downstairs in such togs. The tickets had probably been sent her out of kindness, he reflected as he put down a seat for her, and she had about as much right to sit there as he had. When the symphony began Paul sank into one of the rear seats with a long sigh of relief, and lost himself as he had done before the Rico. It was not that symphonies, as such, meant anything in particular to Paul, but the first sigh of the instruments seemed to free some hilarious and potent spirit within him; something that struggled there like the genie in the bottle found by the Arab fisherman. He felt a sudden zest of life; the lights danced before his eyes and the concert hall blazed into unimaginable splendor. When the soprano soloist came on Paul forgot even the nastiness of his teacher's being there and gave himself up to the peculiar stimulus such personages always had for him. The soloist chanced to be a German woman, by no means in her first youth, and the mother of many children; but she wore an elaborate gown and a tiara, and above all she had that indefinable air of achievement, that world-shine upon her, which, in Paul's eyes, made her a veritable queen of Romance. After a concert was over Paul was always irritable and wretched until he got to sleep, and tonight he was even more than usually restless. He had the feeling of not being able to let down, of its being impossible to give up this delicious excitement which was the only thing that could be called living at all. During the last number he withdrew and, after hastily changing his clothes in the dressing room, slipped out to the side door where the soprano's carriage stood. Here he began pacing rapidly up and down the walk, waiting to see her come out. Over yonder, the Schenley, in its vacant stretch, loomed big and square through the fine rain, the windows of its twelve stories glowing like those of a lighted cardboard house under a Christmas tree. All the actors and singers of the better class stayed there when they were in the city, and a number of the big manufacturers of the place lived there in the winter. Paul had often hung about the hotel, watching the people go in and out, longing to enter and leave schoolmasters and dull care behind him forever. At last the singer came out, accompanied by the conductor, who helped her into her carriage and closed the door with a cordial auf wiedersehen which set Paul to wondering whether she were not an old sweetheart of his. Paul followed the carriage over to the hotel, walking so rapidly as not to be far from the entrance when the singer alighted, and disappeared behind the swinging glass doors that were opened by a Negro in a tall hat and a long coat. In the moment that the door was ajar it seemed to Paul that he, too, entered. He seemed to feel himself go after her up the steps, into the warm, lighted building, into an exotic, tropical world of shiny, glistening surfaces and basking ease. He reflected upon the mysterious dishes that were brought into the dining room, the green bottles in buckets of ice, as he had seen them in the supper party pictures of the Sunday World supplement. A quick gust of wind brought the rain down with sudden vehemence, and Paul was startled to find that he was still outside in the slush of the gravel driveway; that his boots were letting in the water and his scanty overcoat was clinging wet about him; that the lights in front of the concert hall were out and that the rain was driving in sheets between him and the orange glow of the windows above him. There it was, what be wanted--tangibly before him, like the fairy world of a Christmas pantomime--but mocking spirits stood guard at the doors, and, as the rain beat in his face, Paul wondered whether he were destined always to shiver in the black night outside, looking up at it. He turned and walked reluctantly toward the car tracks. The end had to come sometime; his father in his nightclothes at the top of the stairs, explanations that did not explain, hastily improvised fictions that were forever tripping him up, his upstairs room and its horrible yellow wallpaper, the creaking bureau with the greasy plush collarbox, and over his painted wooden bed the pictures of George Washington and John Calvin, and the framed motto, "Feed my Lambs," which had been worked in red worsted by his mother. Half an hour later Paul alighted from his car and went slowly down one of the side streets off the main thoroughfare. It was a highly respectable street, where all the houses were exactly alike, and where businessmen of moderate means begot and reared large families of children, all of whom went to Sabbath school and learned the shorter catechism, and were interested in arithmetic; all of whom were as exactly alike as their homes, and of a piece with the monotony in which they lived. Paul never went up Cordelia Street without a shudder of loathing. His home was next to the house of the Cumberland minister. He approached it tonight with the nerveless sense Of defeat, the hopeless feeling of sinking back forever into ugliness and commonness that he had always had when he came home. The moment he turned into Cordelia Street he felt the waters close above his head. After each of these orgies of living he experienced all the physical depression which follows a debauch; the loathing of respectable beds, of common food, of a house penetrated by kitchen odors; a shuddering repulsion for the flavorless, colorless mass of everyday existence; a morbid desire for cool things and soft lights and fresh flowers. The nearer he approached the house, the more absolutely unequal Paul felt to the sight of it all: his ugly sleeping chamber; the cold bathroom with the grimy zinc tub, the cracked mirror, the dripping spiggots; his father, at the top of the stairs, his hairy legs sticking out from his nightshirt, his feet thrust into carpet slippers. He was so much later than usual that there would certainly be inquiries and reproaches. Paul stopped short before the door. He felt that he could not be accosted by his father tonight; that he could not toss again on that miserable bed. He would not go in. He would tell his father that he had no carfare and it was raining so hard he had gone home with one of the boys and stayed all night. Meanwhile, he was wet and cold. He went around to the back of the house and tried one of the basement windows, found it open, raised it cautiously, and scrambled down the cellar wall to the floor. There he stood, holding his breath, terrified by the noise he had made, but the floor above him was silent, and there was no creak on the stairs. He found a soapbox, and carried it over to the soft ring of light that streamed from the furnace door, and sat down. He was horribly afraid of rats, so he did not try to sleep, but sat looking distrustfully at the dark, still terrified lest he might have awakened his father. In such reactions, after one of the experiences which made days and nights out of the dreary blanks of the calendar, when his senses were deadened, Paul's head was always singularly clear. Suppose his father had heard him getting in at the window and had come down and shot him for a burglar? Then, again, suppose his father had come down, pistol in hand, and he had cried out in time to save himself, and his father had been horrified to think how nearly he had killed him? Then, again, suppose a day should come when his father would remember that night, and wish there had been no warning cry to stay his hand? With this last supposition Paul entertained himself until daybreak. The following Sunday was fine; the sodden November chill was broken by the last flash of autumnal summer. In the morning Paul had to go to church and Sabbath school, as always. On seasonable Sunday afternoons the burghers of Cordelia Street always sat out on their front stoops and talked to their neighbors on the next stoop, or called to those across the street in neighborly fashion. The men usually sat on gay cushions placed upon the steps that led down to the sidewalk, while the women, in their Sunday "waists," sat in rockers on the cramped porches, pretending to be greatly at their ease. The children played in the streets; there were so many of them that the place resembled the recreation grounds of a kindergarten. The men on the steps--all in their shirt sleeves, their vests unbuttoned--sat with their legs well apart, their stomachs comfortably protruding, and talked of the prices of things, or told anecdotes of the sagacity of their various chiefs and overlords. They occasionally looked over the multitude of squabbling children, listened affectionately to their high-pitched, nasal voices, smiling to see their own proclivities reproduced in their offspring, and interspersed their legends of the iron kings with remarks about their sons' progress at school, their grades in arithmetic, and the amounts they had saved in their toy banks. On this last Sunday of November Paul sat all the afternoon on the lowest step of his stoop, staring into the street, while his sisters, in their rockers, were talking to the minister's daughters next door about how many shirtwaists they had made in the last week, and bow many waffles someone had eaten at the last church supper. When the weather was warm, and his father was in a particularly jovial frame of mind, the girls made lemonade, which was always brought out in a red-glass pitcher, ornamented with forget-me-nots in blue enamel. This the girls thought very fine, and the neighbors always joked about the suspicious color of the pitcher. Today Paul's father sat on the top step, talking to a young man who shifted a restless baby from knee to knee. He happened to be the young man who was daily held up to Paul as a model, and after whom it was his father's dearest hope that he would pattern. This young man was of a ruddy complexion, with a compressed, red mouth, and faded, nearsighted eyes, over which he wore thick spectacles, with gold bows that curved about his ears. He was clerk to one of the magnates of a great steel corporation, and was looked upon in Cordelia Street as a young man with a future. There was a story that, some five years ago--he was now barely twenty-six--he had been a trifle dissipated, but in order to curb his appetites and save the loss of time and strength that a sowing of wild oats might have entailed, he had taken his chief's advice, oft reiterated to his employees, and at twenty- one had married the first woman whom he could persuade to share his fortunes. She happened to be an angular schoolmistress, much older than he, who also wore thick glasses, and who had now borne him four children, all nearsighted, like herself. The young man was relating how his chief, now cruising in the Mediterranean, kept in touch with all the details of the business, arranging his office hours on his yacht just as though he were at home, and "knocking off work enough to keep two stenographers busy." His father told, in turn, the plan his corporation was considering, of putting in an electric railway plant in Cairo. Paul snapped his teeth; he had an awful apprehension that they might spoil it all before he got there. Yet he rather liked to hear these legends of the iron kings that were told and retold on Sundays and holidays; these stories of palaces in Venice, yachts on the Mediterranean, and high play at Monte Carlo appealed to his fancy, and he was interested in the triumphs of these cash boys who had become famous, though he had no mind for the cash-boy stage. After supper was over and he had helped to dry the dishes, Paul nervously asked his father whether he could go to George's to get some help in his geometry, and still more nervously asked for carfare. This latter request he had to repeat, as his father, on principle, did not like to hear requests for money, whether much or little. He asked Paul whether he could not go to some boy who lived nearer, and told him that he ought not to leave his schoolwork until Sunday; but he gave him the dime. He was not a poor man, but he had a worthy ambition to come up in the world. His only reason for allowing Paul to usher was that he thought a boy ought to be earning a little. Paul bounded upstairs, scrubbed the greasy odor of the dishwater from his hands with the ill-smelling soap he hated, and then shook over his fingers a few drops of violet water from the bottle he kept hidden in his drawer. He left the house with his geometry conspicuously under his arm, and the moment he got out of Cordelia Street and boarded a downtown car, he shook off the lethargy of two deadening days and began to live again. The leading juvenile of the permanent stock company which played at one of the downtown theaters was an acquaintance of Paul's, and the boy had been invited to drop in at the Sunday-night rehearsals whenever he could. For more than a year Paul had spent every available moment loitering about Charley Edwards's dressing room. He had won a place among Edwards's following not only because the young actor, who could not afford to employ a dresser, often found him useful, but because he recognized in Paul something akin to what churchmen term "vocation." It was at the theater and at Carnegie Hall that Paul really lived; the rest was but a sleep and a forgetting. This was Paul's fairy tale, and it had for him all the allurement of a secret love. The moment he inhaled the gassy, painty, dusty odor behind the scenes, he breathed like a prisoner set free, and felt within him the possibility of doing or saying splendid, brilliant, poetic things. The moment the cracked orchestra beat out the overture from Martha, or jerked at the serenade from Rigoletto, all stupid and ugly things slid from him, and his senses were deliciously, yet delicately fired. Perhaps it was because, in Paul's world, the natural nearly always wore the guise of ugliness, that a certain element of artificiality seemed to him necessary in beauty. Perhaps it was because his experience of life elsewhere was so full of Sabbath- school picnics, petty economies, wholesome advice as to how to succeed in life, and the inescapable odors of cooking, that he found this existence so alluring, these smartly clad men and women so attractive, that he was so moved by these starry apple orchards that bloomed perennially under the limelight. It would be difficult to put it strongly enough how convincingly the stage entrance of that theater was for Paul the actual portal of Romance. Certainly none of the company ever suspected it, least of all Charley Edwards. It was very like the old stories that used to float about London of fabulously rich Jews, who had subterranean halls there, with palms, and fountains, and soft lamps and richly appareled women who never saw the disenchanting light of London day. So, in the midst of that smoke-palled city, enamored of figures and grimy toil, Paul had his secret temple, his wishing carpet, his bit of blue-and- white Mediterranean shore bathed in perpetual sunshine. Several of Paul's teachers had a theory that his imagination had been perverted by garish fiction, but the truth was that he scarcely ever read at all. The books at home were not such as would either tempt or corrupt a youthful mind, and as for reading the novels that some of his friends urged upon him--well, he got what he wanted much more quickly from music; any sort of music, from an orchestra to a barrel organ. He needed only the spark, the indescribable thrill that made his imagination master of his senses, and he could make plots and pictures enough of his own. It was equally true that he was not stagestruck-not, at any rate, in the usual acceptation of that expression. He had no desire to become an actor, any more than he had to become a musician. He felt no necessity to do any of these things; what he wanted was to see, to be in the atmosphere, float on the wave of it, to be carried out, blue league after blue league, away from everything. After a night behind the scenes Paul found the schoolroom more than ever repulsive; the bare floors and naked walls; the prosy men who never wore frock coats, or violets in their buttonholes; the women with their dull gowns, shrill voices, and pitiful seriousness about prepositions that govern the dative. He could not bear to have the other pupils think, for a moment, that he took these people seriously; he must convey to them that he considered it all trivial, and was there only by way of a jest, anyway. He had autographed pictures of all the members of the stock company which he showed his classmates, telling them the most incredible stories of his familiarity with these people, of his acquaintance with the soloists who came to Carnegie Hall, his suppers with them and the flowers he sent them. When these stories lost their effect, and his audience grew listless, he became desperate and would bid all the boys good-by, announcing that he was going to travel for a while; going to Naples, to Venice, to Egypt. Then, next Monday, he would slip back, conscious and nervously smiling; his sister was ill, and he should have to defer his voyage until spring. Matters went steadily worse with Paul at school. In the itch to let his instructors know how heartily he despised them and their homilies, and how thoroughly he was appreciated elsewhere, he mentioned once or twice that he had no time to fool with theorems; adding--with a twitch of the eyebrows and a touch of that nervous bravado which so perplexed them--that he was helping the people down at the stock company; they were old friends of his. The upshot of the matter was that the Principal went to Paul's father, and Paul was taken out of school and put to work. The manager at Carnegie Hall was told to get another usher in his stead; the doorkeeper at the theater was warned not to admit him to the house; and Charley Edwards remorsefully promised the boy's father not to see him again. The members of the stock company were vastly amused when some of Paul's stories reached them--especially the women. They were hardworking women, most of them supporting indigent husbands or brothers, and they laughed rather bitterly at having stirred the boy to such fervid and florid inventions. They agreed with the faculty and with his father that Paul's was a bad case. The eastbound train was plowing through a January snowstorm; the dull dawn was beginning to show gray when the engine whistled a mile out of Newark. Paul started up from the seat where he had lain curled in uneasy slumber, rubbed the breath-misted window glass with his hand, and peered out. The snow was whirling in curling eddies above the white bottom lands, and the drifts lay already deep in the fields and along the fences, while here and there the long dead grass and dried weed stalks protruded black above it. Lights shone from the scattered houses, and a gang of laborers who stood beside the track waved their lanterns. Paul had slept very little, and he felt grimy and uncomfortable. He had made the all-night journey in a day coach, partly because he was ashamed, dressed as he was, to go into a Pullman, and partly because he was afraid of being seen there by some Pittsburgh businessman, who might have noticed him in Denny & Carson's office. When the whistle awoke him, he clutched quickly at his breast pocket, glancing about him with an uncertain smile. But the little, clay-bespattered Italians were still sleeping, the slatternly women across the aisle were in open-mouthed oblivion, and even the crumby, crying babies were for the nonce stilled. Paul settled back to struggle with his impatience as best he could. When he arrived at the Jersey City station he hurried through his breakfast, manifestly ill at ease and keeping a sharp eye about him. After he reached the Twenty-third Street station, he consulted a cabman and had himself driven to a men's-furnishings establishment that was just opening for the day. He spent upward of two hours there, buying with endless reconsidering and great care. His new street suit he put on in the fitting room; the frock coat and dress clothes he had bundled into the cab with his linen. Then he drove to a hatter's and a shoe house. His next errand was at Tiffany's, where he selected his silver and a new scarf pin. He would not wait to have his silver marked, he said. Lastly, he stopped at a trunk shop on Broadway and had his purchases packed into various traveling bags. It was a little after one o'clock when he drove up to the Waldorf, and after settling with the cabman, went into the office. He registered from Washington; said his mother and father had been abroad, and that he had come down to await the arrival of their steamer. He told his story plausibly and had no trouble, since he volunteered to pay for them in advance, in engaging his rooms; a sleeping room, sitting room, and bath. Not once, but a hundred times, Paul had planned this entry into New York. He had gone over every detail of it with Charley Edwards, and in his scrapbook at home there were pages of description about New York hotels, cut from the Sunday papers. When he was shown to his sitting room on the eighth floor he saw at a glance that everything was as it should be; there was but one detail in his mental picture that the place did not realize, so he rang for the bellboy and sent him down for flowers. He moved about nervously until the boy returned, putting away his new linen and fingering it delightedly as he did so. When the flowers came he put them hastily into water, and then tumbled into a hot bath. Presently he came out of his white bathroom, resplendent in his new silk underwear, and playing with the tassels of his red robe. The snow was whirling so fiercely outside his windows that he could scarcely see across the street, but within the air was deliciously soft and fragrant. He put the violets and jonquils on the taboret beside the couch, and threw himself down, with a long sigh, covering himself with a Roman blanket. He was thoroughly tired; he had been in such haste, he had stood up to such a strain, covered so much ground in the last twenty-four hours, that he wanted to think how it had all come about. Lulled by the sound of the wind, the warm air, and the cool fragrance of the flowers, he sank into deep, drowsy retrospection. It had been wonderfully simple; when they had shut him out of the theater and concert hall, when they had taken away his bone, the whole thing was virtually determined. The rest was a mere matter of opportunity. The only thing that at all surprised him was his own courage-for he realized well enough that he had always been tormented by fear, a sort of apprehensive dread that, of late years, as the meshes of the lies he had told closed about him, had been pulling the muscles of his body tighter and tighter. Until now he could not remember the time when he had not been dreading something. Even when he was a little boy it was always there--behind him, or before, or on either side. There had always been the shadowed corner, the dark place into which he dared not look, but from which something seemed always to be watching him--and Paul had done things that were not pretty to watch, he knew. But now he had a curious sense of relief, as though he had at last thrown down the gauntlet to the thing in the corner. Yet it was but a day since he had been sulking in the traces; but yesterday afternoon that he had been sent to the bank with Denny & Carson's deposit, as usual--but this time he was instructed to leave the book to be balanced. There was above two thousand dollars in checks, and nearly a thousand in the bank notes which he had taken from the book and quietly transferred to his pocket. At the bank he had made out a new deposit slip. His nerves had been steady enough to permit of his returning to the office, where he had finished his work and asked for a full day's holiday tomorrow, Saturday, giving a perfectly reasonable pretext. The bankbook, be knew, would not be returned before Monday or Tuesday, and his father would be out of town for the next week. From the time he slipped the bank notes into his pocket until he boarded the night train for New York, he had not known a moment's hesitation. It was not the first time Paul had steered through treacherous waters. How astonishingly easy it had all been; here he was, the thing done; and this time there would be no awakening, no figure at the top of the stairs. He watched the snowflakes whirling by his window until he fell asleep. When he awoke, it was three o'clock in the afternoon. He bounded up with a start; half of one of his precious days gone already! He spent more than an hour in dressing, watching every stage of his toilet carefully in the mirror. Everything was quite perfect; he was exactly the kind of boy he had always wanted to be. When he went downstairs Paul took a carriage and drove up Fifth Avenue toward the Park. The snow had somewhat abated; carriages and tradesmen's wagons were hurrying soundlessly to and fro in the winter twilight; boys in woolen mufflers were shoveling off the doorsteps; the avenue stages made fine spots of color against the white street. Here and there on the corners were stands, with whole flower gardens blooming under glass cases, against the sides of which the snowflakes stuck and melted; violets, roses, carnations, lilies of the valley--somehow vastly more lovely and alluring that they blossomed thus unnaturally in the snow. The Park itself was a wonderful stage winterpiece. When he returned, the pause of the twilight had ceased and the tune of the streets had changed. The snow was falling faster, lights streamed from the hotels that reared their dozen stories fearlessly up into the storm, defying the raging Atlantic winds. A long, black stream of carriages poured down the avenue, intersected here and there by other streams, tending horizontally. There were a score of cabs about the entrance of his hotel, and his driver had to wait. Boys in livery were running in and out of the awning stretched across the sidewalk, up and down the red velvet carpet laid from the door to the street. Above, about, within it all was the rumble and roar, the hurry and toss of thousands of human beings as hot for pleasure as himself, and on every side of him towered the glaring affirmation of the omnipotence of wealth. The boy set his teeth and drew his shoulders together in a spasm of realization; the plot of all dramas, the text of all romances, the nerve-stuff of all sensations was whirling about him like the snowflakes. He burnt like a faggot in a tempest. When Paul went down to dinner the music of the orchestra came floating up the elevator shaft to greet him. His head whirled as he stepped into the thronged corridor, and he sank back into one of the chairs against the wall to get his breath. The lights, the chatter, the perfumes, the bewildering medley of color--he had, for a moment, the feeling of not being able to stand it. But only for a moment; these were his own people, he told himself. He went slowly about the corridors, through the writing rooms, smoking rooms, reception rooms, as though he were exploring the chambers of an enchanted palace, built and peopled for him alone. When he reached the dining room he sat down at a table near a window. The flowers, the white linen, the many-colored wineglasses, the gay toilettes of the women, the low popping of corks, the undulating repetitions of the Blue Danube from the orchestra, all flooded Paul's dream with bewildering radiance. When the roseate tinge of his champagne was added--that cold, precious, bubbling stuff that creamed and foamed in his glass-- Paul wondered that there were honest men in the world at all. This was what all the world was fighting for, he reflected; this was what all the struggle was about. He doubted the reality of his past. Had he ever known a place called Cordelia Street, a place where fagged-looking businessmen got on the early car; mere rivets in a machine they seemed to Paul,--sickening men, with combings of children's hair always hanging to their coats, and the smell of cooking in their clothes. Cordelia Street--Ah, that belonged to another time and country; had he not always been thus, had he not sat here night after night, from as far back as he could remember, looking pensively over just such shimmering textures and slowly twirling the stem of a glass like this one between his thumb and middle finger? He rather thought he had. He was not in the least abashed or lonely. He had no especial desire to meet or to know any of these people; all he demanded was the right to look on and conjecture, to watch the pageant. The mere stage properties were all he contended for. Nor was he lonely later in the evening, in his lodge at the Metropolitan. He was now entirely rid of his nervous misgivings, of his forced aggressiveness, of the imperative desire to show himself different from his surroundings. He felt now that his surroundings explained him. Nobody questioned the purple; he had only to wear it passively. He had only to glance down at his attire to reassure himself that here it would be impossible for anyone to humiliate him. He found it hard to leave his beautiful sitting room to go to bed that night, and sat long watching the raging storm from his turret window. When he went to sleep it was with the lights turned on in his bedroom; partly because of his old timidity, and partly so that, if he should wake in the night, there would be no wretched moment of doubt, no horrible suspicion of yellow wallpaper, or of Washington and Calvin above his bed. Sunday morning the city was practically snowbound. Paul breakfasted late, and in the afternoon he fell in with a wild San Francisco boy, a freshman at Yale, who said he had run down for a "little flyer" over Sunday. The young man offered to show Paul the night side of the town, and the two boys went out together after dinner, not returning to the hotel until seven o'clock the next morning. They had started out in the confiding warmth of a champagne friendship, but their parting in the elevator was singularly cool. The freshman pulled himself together to make his train, and Paul went to bed. He awoke at two o'clock in the afternoon, very thirsty and dizzy, and rang for icewater, coffee, and the Pittsburgh papers. On the part of the hotel management, Paul excited no suspicion. There was this to be said for him, that he wore his spoils with dignity and in no way made himself conspicuous. Even under the glow of his wine he was never boisterous, though he found the stuff like a magician's wand for wonder-building. His chief greediness lay in his ears and eyes, and his excesses were not offensive ones. His dearest pleasures were the gray winter twilights in his sitting room; his quiet enjoyment of his flowers, his clothes, his wide divan, his cigarette, and his sense of power. He could not remember a time when he had felt so at peace with himself. The mere release from the necessity of petty lying, lying every day and every day, restored his self-respect. He had never lied for pleasure, even at school; but to be noticed and admired, to assert his difference from other Cordelia Street boys; and he felt a good deal more manly, more honest, even, now that he had no need for boastful pretensions, now that he could, as his actor friends used to say, "dress the part." It was characteristic that remorse did not occur to him. His golden days went by without a shadow, and he made each as perfect as he could. On the eighth day after his arrival in New York he found the whole affair exploited in the Pittsburgh papers, exploited with a wealth of detail which indicated that local news of a sensational nature was at a low ebb. The firm of Denny & Carson announced that the boy's father had refunded the full amount of the theft and that they had no intention of prosecuting. The Cumberland minister had been interviewed, and expressed his hope of yet reclaiming the motherless lad, and his Sabbath-school teacher declared that she would spare no effort to that end. The rumor had reached Pittsburgh that the boy had been seen in a New York hotel, and his father had gone East to find him and bring him home. Paul had just come in to dress for dinner; he sank into a chair, weak to the knees, and clasped his head in his hands. It was to be worse than jail, even; the tepid waters of Cordelia Street were to close over him finally and forever. The gray monotony stretched before him in hopeless, unrelieved years; Sabbath school, Young People's Meeting, the yellow-papered room, the damp dishtowels; it all rushed back upon him with a sickening vividness. He had the old feeling that the orchestra had suddenly stopped, the sinking sensation that the play was over. The sweat broke out on his face, and he sprang to his feet, looked about him with his white, conscious smile, and winked at himself in the mirror, With something of the old childish belief in miracles with which he had so often gone to class, all his lessons unlearned, Paul dressed and dashed whistling down the corridor to the elevator. He had no sooner entered the dining room and caught the measure of the music than his remembrance was lightened by his old elastic power of claiming the moment, mounting with it, and finding it all-sufficient. The glare and glitter about him, the mere scenic accessories had again, and for the last time, their old potency. He would show himself that he was game, he would finish the thing splendidly. He doubted, more than ever, the existence of Cordelia Street, and for the first time he drank his wine recklessly. Was he not, after all, one of those fortunate beings born to the purple, was he not still himself and in his own place? He drummed a nervous accompaniment to the Pagliacci music and looked about him, telling himself over and over that it had paid. He reflected drowsily, to the swell of the music and the chill sweetness of his wine, that he might have done it more wisely. He might have caught an outbound steamer and been well out of their clutches before now. But the other side of the world had seemed too far away and too uncertain then; he could not have waited for it; his need had been too sharp. If he had to choose over again, he would do the same thing tomorrow. He looked affectionately about the dining room, now gilded with a soft mist. Ah, it had paid indeed! Paul was awakened next morning by a painful throbbing in his head and feet. He had thrown himself across the bed without undressing, and had slept with his shoes on. His limbs and hands were lead heavy, and his tongue and throat were parched and burnt. There came upon him one of those fateful attacks of clearheadedness that never occurred except when he was physically exhausted and his nerves hung loose. He lay still, closed his eyes, and let the tide of things wash over him. His father was in New York; "stopping at some joint or other," he told himself. The memory of successive summers on the front stoop fell upon him like a weight of black water. He had not a hundred dollars left; and he knew now, more than ever, that money was everything, the wall that stood between all he loathed and all he wanted. The thing was winding itself up; he had thought of that on his first glorious day in New York, and had even provided a way to snap the thread. It lay on his dressing table now; he had got it out last night when he came blindly up from dinner, but the shiny metal hurt his eyes, and he disliked the looks of it. He rose and moved about with a painful effort, succumbing now and again to attacks of nausea. It was the old depression exaggerated; all the world had become Cordelia Street. Yet somehow he was not afraid of anything, was absolutely calm; perhaps because he had looked into the dark corner at last and knew. It was bad enough, what he saw there, but somehow not so bad as his long fear of it had been. He saw everything clearly now. He had a feeling that he had made the best of it, that he had lived the sort of life he was meant to live, and for half an hour he sat staring at the revolver. But he told himself that was not the way, so he went downstairs and took a cab to the ferry. When Paul arrived in Newark he got off the train and took another cab, directing the driver to follow the Pennsylvania tracks out of the town. The snow lay heavy on the roadways and had drifted deep in the open fields. Only here and there the dead grass or dried weed stalks projected, singularly black, above it. Once well into the country, Paul dismissed the carriage and walked, floundering along the tracks, his mind a medley of irrelevant things. He seemed to hold in his brain an actual picture of everything he had seen that morning. He remembered every feature of both his drivers, of the toothless old woman from whom he had bought the red flowers in his coat, the agent from whom he had got his ticket, and all of his fellow passengers on the ferry. His mind, unable to cope with vital matters near at hand, worked feverishly and deftly at sorting and grouping these images. They made for him a part of the ugliness of the world, of the ache in his head, and the bitter burning on his tongue. He stooped and put a handful of snow into his mouth as he walked, but that, too, seemed hot. When he reached a little hillside, where the tracks ran through a cut some twenty feet below him, he stopped and sat down. The carnations in his coat were drooping with the cold, he noticed, their red glory all over. It occurred to him that all the flowers he had seen in the glass cases that first night must have gone the same way, long before this. It was only one splendid breath they had, in spite of their brave mockery at the winter outside the glass; and it was a losing game in the end, it seemed, this revolt against the homilies by which the world is run. Paul took one of the blossoms carefully from his coat and scooped a little hole in the snow, where he covered it up. Then he dozed awhile, from his weak condition, seemingly insensible to the cold. The sound of an approaching train awoke him, and he started to his feet, remembering only his resolution, and afraid lest he should be too late. He stood watching the approaching locomotive, his teeth chattering, his lips drawn away from them in a frightened smile; once or twice he glanced nervously sidewise, as though he were being watched. When the right moment came, he jumped. As he fell, the folly of his haste occurred to him with merciless clearness, the vastness of what he had left undone. There flashed through his brain, clearer than ever before, the blue of Adriatic water, the yellow of Algerian sands. He felt something strike his chest, and that his body was being thrown swiftly through the air, on and on, immeasurably far and fast, while his limbs were gently relaxed. Then, because the picture-making mechanism was crushed, the disturbing visions flashed into black, and Paul dropped back into the immense design of things.
01-17-2012, 18:27:28: It was Paul's afternoon to appear before the faculty of the Pittsburgh High School to account for his various misdemeanors. He had been suspended a week ago, and his father had called at the Principal's office and confessed his perplexity about his son. Paul entered the faculty room suave and smiling. His clothes were a trifle outgrown, and the tan velvet on the collar of his open overcoat was frayed and worn; but for all that there was something of the dandy about him, and he wore an opal pin in his neatly knotted black four-in-hand, and a red carnation in his buttonhole. This latter adornment the faculty somehow felt was not properly significant of the contrite spirit befitting a boy under the ban of suspension. Paul was tall for his age and very thin, with high, cramped shoulders and a narrow chest. His eyes were remarkable for a certain hysterical brilliancy, and he continually used them in a conscious, theatrical sort of way, peculiarly offensive in a boy. The pupils were abnormally large, as though he were addicted to belladonna, but there was a glassy glitter about them which that drug does not produce. When questioned by the Principal as to why he was there Paul stated, politely enough, that he wanted to come back to school. This was a lie, but Paul was quite accustomed to lying; found it, indeed, indispensable for overcoming friction. His teachers were asked to state their respective charges against him, which they did with such a rancor and aggrievedness as evinced that this was not a usual case, Disorder and impertinence were among the offenses named, yet each of his instructors felt that it was scarcely possible to put into words the real cause of the trouble, which lay in a sort of hysterically defiant manner of the boy's; in the contempt which they all knew he felt for them, and which he seemingly made not the least effort to conceal. Once, when he had been making a synopsis of a paragraph at the blackboard, his English teacher had stepped to his side and attempted to guide his hand. Paul had started back with a shudder and thrust his hands violently behind him. The astonished woman could scarcely have been more hurt and embarrassed had he struck at her. The insult was so involuntary and definitely personal as to be unforgettable. in one way and another he had made all his teachers, men and women alike, conscious of the same feeling of physical aversion. In one class he habitually sat with his hand shading his eyes; in another he always looked out of the window during the recitation; in another he made a running commentary on the lecture, with humorous intention. His teachers felt this afternoon that his whole attitude was symbolized by his shrug and his flippantly red carnation flower, and they fell upon him without mercy, his English teacher leading the pack. He stood through it smiling, his pale lips parted over his white teeth. (His lips were continually twitching, and be had a habit of raising his eyebrows that was contemptuous and irritating to the last degree.) Older boys than Paul had broken down and shed tears under that baptism of fire, but his set smile did not once desert him, and his only sign of discomfort was the nervous trembling of the fingers that toyed with the buttons of his overcoat, and an occasional jerking of the other hand that held his hat. Paul was always smiling, always glancing about him, seeming to feel that people might be watching him and trying to detect something. This conscious expression, since it was as far as possible from boyish mirthfulness, was usually attributed to insolence or "smartness." As the inquisition proceeded one of his instructors repeated an impertinent remark of the boy's, and the Principal asked him whether he thought that a courteous speech to have made a woman. Paul shrugged his shoulders slightly and his eyebrows twitched. "I don't know," he replied. "I didn't mean to be polite or impolite, either. I guess it's a sort of way I have of saying things regardless." The Principal, who was a sympathetic man, asked him whether he didn't think that a way it would be well to get rid of. Paul grinned and said he guessed so. When he was told that he could go he bowed gracefully and went out. His bow was but a repetition of the scandalous red carnation. His teachers were in despair, and his drawing master voiced the feeling of them all when he declared there was something about the boy which none of them understood. He added: "I don't really believe that smile of his comes altogether from insolence; there's something sort of haunted about it. The boy is not strong, for one thing. I happen to know that he was born in Colorado, only a few months before his mother died out there of a long illness. There is something wrong about the fellow." The drawing master had come to realize that, in looking at Paul, one saw only his white teeth and the forced animation of his eyes. One warm afternoon the boy had gone to sleep at his drawing board, and his master had noted with amazement what a white, blue-veined face it was; drawn and wrinkled like an old man's about the eyes, the lips twitching even in his sleep, and stiff with a nervous tension that drew them back from his teeth. His teachers left the building dissatisfied and unhappy; humiliated to have felt so vindictive toward a mere boy, to have uttered this feeling in cutting terms, and to have set each other on, as it were, in the gruesome game of intemperate reproach. Some of them remembered having seen a miserable street cat set at bay by a ring of tormentors. As for Paul, he ran down the hill whistling the "Soldiers' Chorus" from Faust, looking wildly behind him now and then to see whether some of his teachers were not there to writhe under his lightheartedness. As it was now late in the afternoon and Paul was on duty that evening as usher at Carnegie Hall, he decided that he would not go home to supper. When he reached the concert hall the doors were not yet open and, as it was chilly outside, he decided to go up into the picture gallery--always deserted at this hour--where there were some of Raffelli's gay studies of Paris streets and an airy blue Venetian scene or two that always exhilarated him. He was delighted to find no one in the gallery but the old guard, who sat in one corner, a newspaper on his knee, a black patch over one eye and the other closed. Paul possessed himself of the peace and walked confidently up and down, whistling under his breath. After a while he sat down before a blue Rico and lost himself. When he bethought him to look at his watch, it was after seven o'clock, and he rose with a start and ran downstairs, making a face at Augustus, peering out from the cast room, and an evil gesture at the Venus de Milo as he passed her on the stairway. When Paul reached the ushers' dressing room half a dozen boys were there already, and he began excitedly to tumble into his uniform. It was one of the few that at all approached fitting, and Paul thought it very becoming-though he knew that the tight, straight coat accentuated his narrow chest, about which he was exceedingly sensitive. He was always considerably excited while be dressed, twanging all over to the tuning of the strings and the preliminary flourishes of the horns in the music room; but tonight he seemed quite beside himself, and he teased and plagued the boys until, telling him that he was crazy, they put him down on the floor and sat on him. Somewhat calmed by his suppression, Paul dashed out to the front of the house to seat the early comers. He was a model usher; gracious and smiling he ran up and down the aisles; nothing was too much trouble for him; he carried messages and brought programs as though it were his greatest pleasure in life, and all the people in his section thought him a charming boy, feeling that he remembered and admired them. As the house filled, he grew more and more vivacious and animated, and the color came to his cheeks and lips. It was very much as though this were a great reception and Paul were the host. just as the musicians came out to take their places, his English teacher arrived with checks for the seats which a prominent manufacturer had taken for the season. She betrayed some embarrassment when she handed Paul the tickets, and a hauteur which subsequently made her feel very foolish. Paul was startled for a moment, and had the feeling of wanting to put her out; what business had she here among all these fine people and gay colors? He looked her over and decided that she was not appropriately dressed and must be a fool to sit downstairs in such togs. The tickets had probably been sent her out of kindness, he reflected as he put down a seat for her, and she had about as much right to sit there as he had. When the symphony began Paul sank into one of the rear seats with a long sigh of relief, and lost himself as he had done before the Rico. It was not that symphonies, as such, meant anything in particular to Paul, but the first sigh of the instruments seemed to free some hilarious and potent spirit within him; something that struggled there like the genie in the bottle found by the Arab fisherman. He felt a sudden zest of life; the lights danced before his eyes and the concert hall blazed into unimaginable splendor. When the soprano soloist came on Paul forgot even the nastiness of his teacher's being there and gave himself up to the peculiar stimulus such personages always had for him. The soloist chanced to be a German woman, by no means in her first youth, and the mother of many children; but she wore an elaborate gown and a tiara, and above all she had that indefinable air of achievement, that world-shine upon her, which, in Paul's eyes, made her a veritable queen of Romance. After a concert was over Paul was always irritable and wretched until he got to sleep, and tonight he was even more than usually restless. He had the feeling of not being able to let down, of its being impossible to give up this delicious excitement which was the only thing that could be called living at all. During the last number he withdrew and, after hastily changing his clothes in the dressing room, slipped out to the side door where the soprano's carriage stood. Here he began pacing rapidly up and down the walk, waiting to see her come out. Over yonder, the Schenley, in its vacant stretch, loomed big and square through the fine rain, the windows of its twelve stories glowing like those of a lighted cardboard house under a Christmas tree. All the actors and singers of the better class stayed there when they were in the city, and a number of the big manufacturers of the place lived there in the winter. Paul had often hung about the hotel, watching the people go in and out, longing to enter and leave schoolmasters and dull care behind him forever. At last the singer came out, accompanied by the conductor, who helped her into her carriage and closed the door with a cordial auf wiedersehen which set Paul to wondering whether she were not an old sweetheart of his. Paul followed the carriage over to the hotel, walking so rapidly as not to be far from the entrance when the singer alighted, and disappeared behind the swinging glass doors that were opened by a Negro in a tall hat and a long coat. In the moment that the door was ajar it seemed to Paul that he, too, entered. He seemed to feel himself go after her up the steps, into the warm, lighted building, into an exotic, tropical world of shiny, glistening surfaces and basking ease. He reflected upon the mysterious dishes that were brought into the dining room, the green bottles in buckets of ice, as he had seen them in the supper party pictures of the Sunday World supplement. A quick gust of wind brought the rain down with sudden vehemence, and Paul was startled to find that he was still outside in the slush of the gravel driveway; that his boots were letting in the water and his scanty overcoat was clinging wet about him; that the lights in front of the concert hall were out and that the rain was driving in sheets between him and the orange glow of the windows above him. There it was, what be wanted--tangibly before him, like the fairy world of a Christmas pantomime--but mocking spirits stood guard at the doors, and, as the rain beat in his face, Paul wondered whether he were destined always to shiver in the black night outside, looking up at it. He turned and walked reluctantly toward the car tracks. The end had to come sometime; his father in his nightclothes at the top of the stairs, explanations that did not explain, hastily improvised fictions that were forever tripping him up, his upstairs room and its horrible yellow wallpaper, the creaking bureau with the greasy plush collarbox, and over his painted wooden bed the pictures of George Washington and John Calvin, and the framed motto, "Feed my Lambs," which had been worked in red worsted by his mother. Half an hour later Paul alighted from his car and went slowly down one of the side streets off the main thoroughfare. It was a highly respectable street, where all the houses were exactly alike, and where businessmen of moderate means begot and reared large families of children, all of whom went to Sabbath school and learned the shorter catechism, and were interested in arithmetic; all of whom were as exactly alike as their homes, and of a piece with the monotony in which they lived. Paul never went up Cordelia Street without a shudder of loathing. His home was next to the house of the Cumberland minister. He approached it tonight with the nerveless sense Of defeat, the hopeless feeling of sinking back forever into ugliness and commonness that he had always had when he came home. The moment he turned into Cordelia Street he felt the waters close above his head. After each of these orgies of living he experienced all the physical depression which follows a debauch; the loathing of respectable beds, of common food, of a house penetrated by kitchen odors; a shuddering repulsion for the flavorless, colorless mass of everyday existence; a morbid desire for cool things and soft lights and fresh flowers. The nearer he approached the house, the more absolutely unequal Paul felt to the sight of it all: his ugly sleeping chamber; the cold bathroom with the grimy zinc tub, the cracked mirror, the dripping spiggots; his father, at the top of the stairs, his hairy legs sticking out from his nightshirt, his feet thrust into carpet slippers. He was so much later than usual that there would certainly be inquiries and reproaches. Paul stopped short before the door. He felt that he could not be accosted by his father tonight; that he could not toss again on that miserable bed. He would not go in. He would tell his father that he had no carfare and it was raining so hard he had gone home with one of the boys and stayed all night. Meanwhile, he was wet and cold. He went around to the back of the house and tried one of the basement windows, found it open, raised it cautiously, and scrambled down the cellar wall to the floor. There he stood, holding his breath, terrified by the noise he had made, but the floor above him was silent, and there was no creak on the stairs. He found a soapbox, and carried it over to the soft ring of light that streamed from the furnace door, and sat down. He was horribly afraid of rats, so he did not try to sleep, but sat looking distrustfully at the dark, still terrified lest he might have awakened his father. In such reactions, after one of the experiences which made days and nights out of the dreary blanks of the calendar, when his senses were deadened, Paul's head was always singularly clear. Suppose his father had heard him getting in at the window and had come down and shot him for a burglar? Then, again, suppose his father had come down, pistol in hand, and he had cried out in time to save himself, and his father had been horrified to think how nearly he had killed him? Then, again, suppose a day should come when his father would remember that night, and wish there had been no warning cry to stay his hand? With this last supposition Paul entertained himself until daybreak. The following Sunday was fine; the sodden November chill was broken by the last flash of autumnal summer. In the morning Paul had to go to church and Sabbath school, as always. On seasonable Sunday afternoons the burghers of Cordelia Street always sat out on their front stoops and talked to their neighbors on the next stoop, or called to those across the street in neighborly fashion. The men usually sat on gay cushions placed upon the steps that led down to the sidewalk, while the women, in their Sunday "waists," sat in rockers on the cramped porches, pretending to be greatly at their ease. The children played in the streets; there were so many of them that the place resembled the recreation grounds of a kindergarten. The men on the steps--all in their shirt sleeves, their vests unbuttoned--sat with their legs well apart, their stomachs comfortably protruding, and talked of the prices of things, or told anecdotes of the sagacity of their various chiefs and overlords. They occasionally looked over the multitude of squabbling children, listened affectionately to their high-pitched, nasal voices, smiling to see their own proclivities reproduced in their offspring, and interspersed their legends of the iron kings with remarks about their sons' progress at school, their grades in arithmetic, and the amounts they had saved in their toy banks. On this last Sunday of November Paul sat all the afternoon on the lowest step of his stoop, staring into the street, while his sisters, in their rockers, were talking to the minister's daughters next door about how many shirtwaists they had made in the last week, and bow many waffles someone had eaten at the last church supper. When the weather was warm, and his father was in a particularly jovial frame of mind, the girls made lemonade, which was always brought out in a red-glass pitcher, ornamented with forget-me-nots in blue enamel. This the girls thought very fine, and the neighbors always joked about the suspicious color of the pitcher. Today Paul's father sat on the top step, talking to a young man who shifted a restless baby from knee to knee. He happened to be the young man who was daily held up to Paul as a model, and after whom it was his father's dearest hope that he would pattern. This young man was of a ruddy complexion, with a compressed, red mouth, and faded, nearsighted eyes, over which he wore thick spectacles, with gold bows that curved about his ears. He was clerk to one of the magnates of a great steel corporation, and was looked upon in Cordelia Street as a young man with a future. There was a story that, some five years ago--he was now barely twenty-six--he had been a trifle dissipated, but in order to curb his appetites and save the loss of time and strength that a sowing of wild oats might have entailed, he had taken his chief's advice, oft reiterated to his employees, and at twenty- one had married the first woman whom he could persuade to share his fortunes. She happened to be an angular schoolmistress, much older than he, who also wore thick glasses, and who had now borne him four children, all nearsighted, like herself. The young man was relating how his chief, now cruising in the Mediterranean, kept in touch with all the details of the business, arranging his office hours on his yacht just as though he were at home, and "knocking off work enough to keep two stenographers busy." His father told, in turn, the plan his corporation was considering, of putting in an electric railway plant in Cairo. Paul snapped his teeth; he had an awful apprehension that they might spoil it all before he got there. Yet he rather liked to hear these legends of the iron kings that were told and retold on Sundays and holidays; these stories of palaces in Venice, yachts on the Mediterranean, and high play at Monte Carlo appealed to his fancy, and he was interested in the triumphs of these cash boys who had become famous, though he had no mind for the cash-boy stage. After supper was over and he had helped to dry the dishes, Paul nervously asked his father whether he could go to George's to get some help in his geometry, and still more nervously asked for carfare. This latter request he had to repeat, as his father, on principle, did not like to hear requests for money, whether much or little. He asked Paul whether he could not go to some boy who lived nearer, and told him that he ought not to leave his schoolwork until Sunday; but he gave him the dime. He was not a poor man, but he had a worthy ambition to come up in the world. His only reason for allowing Paul to usher was that he thought a boy ought to be earning a little. Paul bounded upstairs, scrubbed the greasy odor of the dishwater from his hands with the ill-smelling soap he hated, and then shook over his fingers a few drops of violet water from the bottle he kept hidden in his drawer. He left the house with his geometry conspicuously under his arm, and the moment he got out of Cordelia Street and boarded a downtown car, he shook off the lethargy of two deadening days and began to live again. The leading juvenile of the permanent stock company which played at one of the downtown theaters was an acquaintance of Paul's, and the boy had been invited to drop in at the Sunday-night rehearsals whenever he could. For more than a year Paul had spent every available moment loitering about Charley Edwards's dressing room. He had won a place among Edwards's following not only because the young actor, who could not afford to employ a dresser, often found him useful, but because he recognized in Paul something akin to what churchmen term "vocation." It was at the theater and at Carnegie Hall that Paul really lived; the rest was but a sleep and a forgetting. This was Paul's fairy tale, and it had for him all the allurement of a secret love. The moment he inhaled the gassy, painty, dusty odor behind the scenes, he breathed like a prisoner set free, and felt within him the possibility of doing or saying splendid, brilliant, poetic things. The moment the cracked orchestra beat out the overture from Martha, or jerked at the serenade from Rigoletto, all stupid and ugly things slid from him, and his senses were deliciously, yet delicately fired. Perhaps it was because, in Paul's world, the natural nearly always wore the guise of ugliness, that a certain element of artificiality seemed to him necessary in beauty. Perhaps it was because his experience of life elsewhere was so full of Sabbath- school picnics, petty economies, wholesome advice as to how to succeed in life, and the inescapable odors of cooking, that he found this existence so alluring, these smartly clad men and women so attractive, that he was so moved by these starry apple orchards that bloomed perennially under the limelight. It would be difficult to put it strongly enough how convincingly the stage entrance of that theater was for Paul the actual portal of Romance. Certainly none of the company ever suspected it, least of all Charley Edwards. It was very like the old stories that used to float about London of fabulously rich Jews, who had subterranean halls there, with palms, and fountains, and soft lamps and richly appareled women who never saw the disenchanting light of London day. So, in the midst of that smoke-palled city, enamored of figures and grimy toil, Paul had his secret temple, his wishing carpet, his bit of blue-and- white Mediterranean shore bathed in perpetual sunshine. Several of Paul's teachers had a theory that his imagination had been perverted by garish fiction, but the truth was that he scarcely ever read at all. The books at home were not such as would either tempt or corrupt a youthful mind, and as for reading the novels that some of his friends urged upon him--well, he got what he wanted much more quickly from music; any sort of music, from an orchestra to a barrel organ. He needed only the spark, the indescribable thrill that made his imagination master of his senses, and he could make plots and pictures enough of his own. It was equally true that he was not stagestruck-not, at any rate, in the usual acceptation of that expression. He had no desire to become an actor, any more than he had to become a musician. He felt no necessity to do any of these things; what he wanted was to see, to be in the atmosphere, float on the wave of it, to be carried out, blue league after blue league, away from everything. After a night behind the scenes Paul found the schoolroom more than ever repulsive; the bare floors and naked walls; the prosy men who never wore frock coats, or violets in their buttonholes; the women with their dull gowns, shrill voices, and pitiful seriousness about prepositions that govern the dative. He could not bear to have the other pupils think, for a moment, that he took these people seriously; he must convey to them that he considered it all trivial, and was there only by way of a jest, anyway. He had autographed pictures of all the members of the stock company which he showed his classmates, telling them the most incredible stories of his familiarity with these people, of his acquaintance with the soloists who came to Carnegie Hall, his suppers with them and the flowers he sent them. When these stories lost their effect, and his audience grew listless, he became desperate and would bid all the boys good-by, announcing that he was going to travel for a while; going to Naples, to Venice, to Egypt. Then, next Monday, he would slip back, conscious and nervously smiling; his sister was ill, and he should have to defer his voyage until spring. Matters went steadily worse with Paul at school. In the itch to let his instructors know how heartily he despised them and their homilies, and how thoroughly he was appreciated elsewhere, he mentioned once or twice that he had no time to fool with theorems; adding--with a twitch of the eyebrows and a touch of that nervous bravado which so perplexed them--that he was helping the people down at the stock company; they were old friends of his. The upshot of the matter was that the Principal went to Paul's father, and Paul was taken out of school and put to work. The manager at Carnegie Hall was told to get another usher in his stead; the doorkeeper at the theater was warned not to admit him to the house; and Charley Edwards remorsefully promised the boy's father not to see him again. The members of the stock company were vastly amused when some of Paul's stories reached them--especially the women. They were hardworking women, most of them supporting indigent husbands or brothers, and they laughed rather bitterly at having stirred the boy to such fervid and florid inventions. They agreed with the faculty and with his father that Paul's was a bad case. The eastbound train was plowing through a January snowstorm; the dull dawn was beginning to show gray when the engine whistled a mile out of Newark. Paul started up from the seat where he had lain curled in uneasy slumber, rubbed the breath-misted window glass with his hand, and peered out. The snow was whirling in curling eddies above the white bottom lands, and the drifts lay already deep in the fields and along the fences, while here and there the long dead grass and dried weed stalks protruded black above it. Lights shone from the scattered houses, and a gang of laborers who stood beside the track waved their lanterns. Paul had slept very little, and he felt grimy and uncomfortable. He had made the all-night journey in a day coach, partly because he was ashamed, dressed as he was, to go into a Pullman, and partly because he was afraid of being seen there by some Pittsburgh businessman, who might have noticed him in Denny & Carson's office. When the whistle awoke him, he clutched quickly at his breast pocket, glancing about him with an uncertain smile. But the little, clay-bespattered Italians were still sleeping, the slatternly women across the aisle were in open-mouthed oblivion, and even the crumby, crying babies were for the nonce stilled. Paul settled back to struggle with his impatience as best he could. When he arrived at the Jersey City station he hurried through his breakfast, manifestly ill at ease and keeping a sharp eye about him. After he reached the Twenty-third Street station, he consulted a cabman and had himself driven to a men's-furnishings establishment that was just opening for the day. 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He put the violets and jonquils on the taboret beside the couch, and threw himself down, with a long sigh, covering himself with a Roman blanket. He was thoroughly tired; he had been in such haste, he had stood up to such a strain, covered so much ground in the last twenty-four hours, that he wanted to think how it had all come about. Lulled by the sound of the wind, the warm air, and the cool fragrance of the flowers, he sank into deep, drowsy retrospection. It had been wonderfully simple; when they had shut him out of the theater and concert hall, when they had taken away his bone, the whole thing was virtually determined. The rest was a mere matter of opportunity. The only thing that at all surprised him was his own courage-for he realized well enough that he had always been tormented by fear, a sort of apprehensive dread that, of late years, as the meshes of the lies he had told closed about him, had been pulling the muscles of his body tighter and tighter. 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His nerves had been steady enough to permit of his returning to the office, where he had finished his work and asked for a full day's holiday tomorrow, Saturday, giving a perfectly reasonable pretext. The bankbook, be knew, would not be returned before Monday or Tuesday, and his father would be out of town for the next week. From the time he slipped the bank notes into his pocket until he boarded the night train for New York, he had not known a moment's hesitation. It was not the first time Paul had steered through treacherous waters. How astonishingly easy it had all been; here he was, the thing done; and this time there would be no awakening, no figure at the top of the stairs. He watched the snowflakes whirling by his window until he fell asleep. When he awoke, it was three o'clock in the afternoon. He bounded up with a start; half of one of his precious days gone already! He spent more than an hour in dressing, watching every stage of his toilet carefully in the mirror. Everything was quite perfect; he was exactly the kind of boy he had always wanted to be. When he went downstairs Paul took a carriage and drove up Fifth Avenue toward the Park. The snow had somewhat abated; carriages and tradesmen's wagons were hurrying soundlessly to and fro in the winter twilight; boys in woolen mufflers were shoveling off the doorsteps; the avenue stages made fine spots of color against the white street. Here and there on the corners were stands, with whole flower gardens blooming under glass cases, against the sides of which the snowflakes stuck and melted; violets, roses, carnations, lilies of the valley--somehow vastly more lovely and alluring that they blossomed thus unnaturally in the snow. The Park itself was a wonderful stage winterpiece. When he returned, the pause of the twilight had ceased and the tune of the streets had changed. The snow was falling faster, lights streamed from the hotels that reared their dozen stories fearlessly up into the storm, defying the raging Atlantic winds. A long, black stream of carriages poured down the avenue, intersected here and there by other streams, tending horizontally. There were a score of cabs about the entrance of his hotel, and his driver had to wait. Boys in livery were running in and out of the awning stretched across the sidewalk, up and down the red velvet carpet laid from the door to the street. Above, about, within it all was the rumble and roar, the hurry and toss of thousands of human beings as hot for pleasure as himself, and on every side of him towered the glaring affirmation of the omnipotence of wealth. The boy set his teeth and drew his shoulders together in a spasm of realization; the plot of all dramas, the text of all romances, the nerve-stuff of all sensations was whirling about him like the snowflakes. He burnt like a faggot in a tempest. When Paul went down to dinner the music of the orchestra came floating up the elevator shaft to greet him. His head whirled as he stepped into the thronged corridor, and he sank back into one of the chairs against the wall to get his breath. The lights, the chatter, the perfumes, the bewildering medley of color--he had, for a moment, the feeling of not being able to stand it. But only for a moment; these were his own people, he told himself. He went slowly about the corridors, through the writing rooms, smoking rooms, reception rooms, as though he were exploring the chambers of an enchanted palace, built and peopled for him alone. When he reached the dining room he sat down at a table near a window. The flowers, the white linen, the many-colored wineglasses, the gay toilettes of the women, the low popping of corks, the undulating repetitions of the Blue Danube from the orchestra, all flooded Paul's dream with bewildering radiance. When the roseate tinge of his champagne was added--that cold, precious, bubbling stuff that creamed and foamed in his glass-- Paul wondered that there were honest men in the world at all. This was what all the world was fighting for, he reflected; this was what all the struggle was about. He doubted the reality of his past. Had he ever known a place called Cordelia Street, a place where fagged-looking businessmen got on the early car; mere rivets in a machine they seemed to Paul,--sickening men, with combings of children's hair always hanging to their coats, and the smell of cooking in their clothes. Cordelia Street--Ah, that belonged to another time and country; had he not always been thus, had he not sat here night after night, from as far back as he could remember, looking pensively over just such shimmering textures and slowly twirling the stem of a glass like this one between his thumb and middle finger? He rather thought he had. He was not in the least abashed or lonely. He had no especial desire to meet or to know any of these people; all he demanded was the right to look on and conjecture, to watch the pageant. The mere stage properties were all he contended for. Nor was he lonely later in the evening, in his lodge at the Metropolitan. He was now entirely rid of his nervous misgivings, of his forced aggressiveness, of the imperative desire to show himself different from his surroundings. He felt now that his surroundings explained him. Nobody questioned the purple; he had only to wear it passively. He had only to glance down at his attire to reassure himself that here it would be impossible for anyone to humiliate him. He found it hard to leave his beautiful sitting room to go to bed that night, and sat long watching the raging storm from his turret window. When he went to sleep it was with the lights turned on in his bedroom; partly because of his old timidity, and partly so that, if he should wake in the night, there would be no wretched moment of doubt, no horrible suspicion of yellow wallpaper, or of Washington and Calvin above his bed. Sunday morning the city was practically snowbound. Paul breakfasted late, and in the afternoon he fell in with a wild San Francisco boy, a freshman at Yale, who said he had run down for a "little flyer" over Sunday. The young man offered to show Paul the night side of the town, and the two boys went out together after dinner, not returning to the hotel until seven o'clock the next morning. They had started out in the confiding warmth of a champagne friendship, but their parting in the elevator was singularly cool. The freshman pulled himself together to make his train, and Paul went to bed. He awoke at two o'clock in the afternoon, very thirsty and dizzy, and rang for icewater, coffee, and the Pittsburgh papers. On the part of the hotel management, Paul excited no suspicion. There was this to be said for him, that he wore his spoils with dignity and in no way made himself conspicuous. Even under the glow of his wine he was never boisterous, though he found the stuff like a magician's wand for wonder-building. His chief greediness lay in his ears and eyes, and his excesses were not offensive ones. His dearest pleasures were the gray winter twilights in his sitting room; his quiet enjoyment of his flowers, his clothes, his wide divan, his cigarette, and his sense of power. He could not remember a time when he had felt so at peace with himself. The mere release from the necessity of petty lying, lying every day and every day, restored his self-respect. He had never lied for pleasure, even at school; but to be noticed and admired, to assert his difference from other Cordelia Street boys; and he felt a good deal more manly, more honest, even, now that he had no need for boastful pretensions, now that he could, as his actor friends used to say, "dress the part." It was characteristic that remorse did not occur to him. His golden days went by without a shadow, and he made each as perfect as he could. On the eighth day after his arrival in New York he found the whole affair exploited in the Pittsburgh papers, exploited with a wealth of detail which indicated that local news of a sensational nature was at a low ebb. The firm of Denny & Carson announced that the boy's father had refunded the full amount of the theft and that they had no intention of prosecuting. The Cumberland minister had been interviewed, and expressed his hope of yet reclaiming the motherless lad, and his Sabbath-school teacher declared that she would spare no effort to that end. The rumor had reached Pittsburgh that the boy had been seen in a New York hotel, and his father had gone East to find him and bring him home. Paul had just come in to dress for dinner; he sank into a chair, weak to the knees, and clasped his head in his hands. It was to be worse than jail, even; the tepid waters of Cordelia Street were to close over him finally and forever. The gray monotony stretched before him in hopeless, unrelieved years; Sabbath school, Young People's Meeting, the yellow-papered room, the damp dishtowels; it all rushed back upon him with a sickening vividness. He had the old feeling that the orchestra had suddenly stopped, the sinking sensation that the play was over. The sweat broke out on his face, and he sprang to his feet, looked about him with his white, conscious smile, and winked at himself in the mirror, With something of the old childish belief in miracles with which he had so often gone to class, all his lessons unlearned, Paul dressed and dashed whistling down the corridor to the elevator. He had no sooner entered the dining room and caught the measure of the music than his remembrance was lightened by his old elastic power of claiming the moment, mounting with it, and finding it all-sufficient. The glare and glitter about him, the mere scenic accessories had again, and for the last time, their old potency. He would show himself that he was game, he would finish the thing splendidly. He doubted, more than ever, the existence of Cordelia Street, and for the first time he drank his wine recklessly. Was he not, after all, one of those fortunate beings born to the purple, was he not still himself and in his own place? He drummed a nervous accompaniment to the Pagliacci music and looked about him, telling himself over and over that it had paid. He reflected drowsily, to the swell of the music and the chill sweetness of his wine, that he might have done it more wisely. He might have caught an outbound steamer and been well out of their clutches before now. But the other side of the world had seemed too far away and too uncertain then; he could not have waited for it; his need had been too sharp. If he had to choose over again, he would do the same thing tomorrow. He looked affectionately about the dining room, now gilded with a soft mist. Ah, it had paid indeed! Paul was awakened next morning by a painful throbbing in his head and feet. He had thrown himself across the bed without undressing, and had slept with his shoes on. His limbs and hands were lead heavy, and his tongue and throat were parched and burnt. There came upon him one of those fateful attacks of clearheadedness that never occurred except when he was physically exhausted and his nerves hung loose. He lay still, closed his eyes, and let the tide of things wash over him. His father was in New York; "stopping at some joint or other," he told himself. The memory of successive summers on the front stoop fell upon him like a weight of black water. He had not a hundred dollars left; and he knew now, more than ever, that money was everything, the wall that stood between all he loathed and all he wanted. The thing was winding itself up; he had thought of that on his first glorious day in New York, and had even provided a way to snap the thread. It lay on his dressing table now; he had got it out last night when he came blindly up from dinner, but the shiny metal hurt his eyes, and he disliked the looks of it. He rose and moved about with a painful effort, succumbing now and again to attacks of nausea. It was the old depression exaggerated; all the world had become Cordelia Street. Yet somehow he was not afraid of anything, was absolutely calm; perhaps because he had looked into the dark corner at last and knew. It was bad enough, what he saw there, but somehow not so bad as his long fear of it had been. He saw everything clearly now. He had a feeling that he had made the best of it, that he had lived the sort of life he was meant to live, and for half an hour he sat staring at the revolver. But he told himself that was not the way, so he went downstairs and took a cab to the ferry. When Paul arrived in Newark he got off the train and took another cab, directing the driver to follow the Pennsylvania tracks out of the town. The snow lay heavy on the roadways and had drifted deep in the open fields. Only here and there the dead grass or dried weed stalks projected, singularly black, above it. 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02-21-2012, 11:17:29: Now SpongeBob was working his eye was on grill, Then he heard a sound that gave him a chill, “What’s going on what could it mean?” It was a crabby patty cooking machine, And hiding behind it, who do we see? None other than squid ward with his bad face acne, What is this contraption you rolled into me place? A miracle a marvel that will cook patties at its place, But how are the patties, I mean how do they taste? Why don’t you try one, shove this in your face, I have to admit that patty was yummy, Though it sits like a rock when it lands in me tummy, But I’ve got a fry cook and he’s always on time, Ah! But this gizmo it faster and you won’t pay it a dime, This machine is delightful, and how much does it cost? Just fire SpongeBob and tell him get lost, The machine wanted his job, to make SpongeBob quit, But SpongeBob didn’t like it, no not one bit, Pushing his grill SpongeBob burst through the door, I challenge your gadget, I declare patty war! With three little words, crabs started to show, His flag in the air he yelled, Ready, Set, Go! Quick as a flash squid ward pulled the big leather, And Squid ward sat back, Oh so clever! SpongeBob held spatula right in his fist, Flung 20 patties not a single one missed, The crowd was impressed they cheered full of glee, All accept Patrick, who needed a pee, A noise and a clatter came from the machine, Out popped the patties in a bursting hot steam, The gadget was fast, its first batch completed, SpongeBob yelled out, I won’t be defeated, He took in some air he swelled his physic, Then there goes his patties, they filled up his cheek, He sprayed and he sweated, and covered his will, Then blew off the patties right on to the grill, “Not bad!” yelled out Squidward, A pretty good try, But let’s see how you do with my machine set on high, The gizmo it shuddered, it clattered, it shook, And as Squidward laughed, Sandy said “What a snook. Old SpongeBob cried out “I won’t lose to that thing!” He picked up two spatulas and leapt like a spring, The patties went flying, he wasn’t even trying He made up a hundred, without even trying. Squidward was worried, SpongeBob couldn’t be beaten, I have one last chance; I’ll turn up the heat. Until his face turned dark blue, He moved it straight forward, and broke in to two, The gadget buckled and sparked, cracked like a gun, So Squidward took off, yelling “Let me know if I’ve won!” Lightening blew from its mouth, ready to burst, But SpongeBob still standing yelled, “Come on beast, do your worst!” Patties came flying in to a breeze, With five hundred going, it was something to see. The machine it was fast but SpongeBob was faster, As he proved to that thing that he was its master Then the gadget blew in to bits, then died with a boom, The blast was so loud, it woke King Neptune. Then it was all over, finished and done, With his head held up high SpongeBob knew, He had won, The crowd yelled “Hooray!” Squidward was now mud, After the cheering, SpongeBob fell with a thud! The service was short, tears shed with regret, Squidward it seemed was the one most upset, Bah, ha ha….. What’s that, bet you thought it was SpongeBob, It was the gadget instead.
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02-21-2012, 17:35:17: Good day, my name is your name. I am a student at UTS Insearch. Today I am going to talk about PODCASTING
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02-22-2012, 06:31:17: I bought a plant when I first rented my house.
02-22-2012, 11:06:56: hey is kevin there
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02-23-2012, 18:54:54: Are you male or female?
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02-24-2012, 10:57:43: Ethan is a retarded version of Steven Hawking's sister.
02-24-2012, 11:00:40: albert einstein was a cheeta who enjoyed being free on the himalayhas while eating out of garbage cans
02-24-2012, 11:25:05: Ben je boos
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02-27-2012, 19:06:40: so can we please just got check the stuff out somewhere
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02-28-2012, 01:57:57: sayang :)
02-28-2012, 08:16:51: Brad
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02-28-2012, 12:16:09: how much are you
02-28-2012, 13:13:35: soundtrack
02-28-2012, 13:26:35: I touched my friends breast today
02-28-2012, 15:01:17: Hello
02-28-2012, 15:51:17: When forty winters shall besiege thy brow, And dig deep trenches in thy beauty's field, Thy youth's proud livery so gazed on now, Will be a totter'd weed of small worth held: Then being asked, where all thy beauty lies, Where all the treasure of thy lusty days; To say, within thine own deep sunken eyes, Were an all-eating shame, and thriftless praise. How much more praise deserv'd thy beauty's use, If thou couldst answer 'This fair child of mine Shall sum my count, and make my old excuse,' Proving his beauty by succession thine! This were to be new made when thou art old, And see thy blood warm when thou feel'st it cold.
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02-29-2012, 01:26:40: Hi
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02-29-2012, 09:28:34: i have been here for many a day without food water or fish.
02-29-2012, 09:42:05: helPr
02-29-2012, 11:27:34: what hour is it
02-29-2012, 11:42:36: your mom
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03-01-2012, 01:29:54: a 100 metre rope, and a helmet with a torch on it. After 30 minutes of walking he finally arrives at the cave. The only way to go into the cave is by tying a rope onto a tree and then slide down from it, so this is what he does. Putting his helmet torch on, Cameron turns on the radio to listen for the weather report, and starts to walk inside the black hole. After about 15minutes of walking he is now 150 metres inside the cave and the radio is playing up so he turns it off and puts it in his bag. Cameron find what he thought was a dead end. In this dead end he finds some pieces of paper and wires, which he thinks must have been from dynamites. The only way to get any further is to squeeze in through a hole in the rocks. He is now a bit relieved and happy because he thinks that Maria, Thomas, Ryan and Ricky must have blown this hole, and they must be on the other side of the hole. He started to go inside the hole and at the end of the hole he finds an area which contained a pool of water and there was also a light coming from a little light bulbs which were connected to a generator, a guy which looked very much like Ricky his best friend who was an expert on how to use, put on the diving equipment, floating on the pool of water close to the edge. Cameron is now happy and relieved that he has found his crew mates. Cameron moved close to the edge of the water and pulled Ricky out, laying him on the ground, he quickly got up to his feet and looked at Ricky. When he saw that Ricky was all soaked up in blood, with only one of his eyeballs remained on his face, his shirt ripped, his body was all bitten, and it was like something had bitten little pieces of his body off, Cameron was horrified. The shock of watching his best mate lying there dead made him so sad that tears started to roll down his cheeks. The only thought that came into his mind now was that the rest of his crew must have been bitten to death in the waters when they went to explore. He started to look at Ricky’s laptop which only had 15% battery power left, he saw that before the rest of the members of the crew, Maria, Thomas, and Ryan went in the water Ricky took some videos of them. While Cameron was watching the video, a splash and then continuous flow of water started to come out from the entrance of the hole from which he entered into this particular area. He quickly ran up to the hole trying to squeeze himselfhim out of there, but it was no use because the current of the flowing water was too strong. He quickly started to search his crew members bag packs for anything that could help him get out of this cave. In Ryan’s bag pack Cameron finds some dynamite, and in Maria's bag pack, he finds 3 torches and 3 packets of batteries, from Thomas's bag pack Cameron found some spare goggles. After finding all these things Cameron finds that there is someone clothes moving behind a rock. He moved closer to the rock and saw that there was Maria in her white shirt covered with blood, she was trembling, sobbing and crying. Cameron moved closer to Maria and placed his hands on her shoulder and helped her get up. Cameron was glad to see that at least one of his crew members was still alive and there with him. He started to shake Maria and said “Maria! Snap out of it now what happened it is the past and no one can change the past, quick, we got to get out of here before we are underwater, it is probably raining up outside and all of the water is floating into this cave”. Maria helped Cameron to quickly pack all of the stuff they thought would help them get out, in his bag pack except for the dynamites, while the water was still surging into the cave. There were packing these stuff’s because they had to find another way out of the cave. "When did you, Ricky, Ryan and Thomas come down here?" asked Cameron while setting up the dynamites "We came in here in the evening when you went out to collect woods for the bonfire," replied Maria Cameron and Maria quickly got dressed in the diving costume; the running water is nearly up to their patella’s. Cameron quickly sets the dynamites and chucked it into the water, there is a big explosion, and bits of dead fish, bones, and human skulls flew out of the water. Cameron picks up the head of a dead fish and examines it. "Does this look like a piranha?" Cameron asked Maria who was a marine/ river biologist, she was expert in aquatic organisms. "It is a piranha", replied Maria. "This is what might have happened to Ricky, while he was helping Thomas and Ryan get into the diving costume, either or just one of them must have got cut and the blood dropped into the water and attracted the fish”, said Cameron. Then he chucked one more dynamite into the water just to be on the safe side and to make sure that all the piranhas are dead. Cameron thought that there must be a river or the ocean from where is water is coming from, so he told Maria while turning and adjusting his torch that “We are going to dive in and look for the hole from where this water is coming from then we can get out from there." Maria just nodded and followed Cameron, under the water, there they find exploded piranha egg's and dead piranha's, human bones with skin still attached on them, the water at a particular area was red as a result of the blood from Ricky , Ryan and Thomas, as they were swimming. About 50 metres under the water they finally find a hole, Cameron takes out the last dynamite in his hand for in case of an emergency, they follow the hole and to the other side of the hole they see light which looks like their only hope of getting out of this cave. As they swim towards the light Maria, cuts herself on a piece of coral and blood starts to ooze out of the bitten area. Within five seconds Maria and Cameron are surrounded by piranhas. Cameron presses the dynamite and CAARRRRRRRRR BOOM!!! Tell why they suicide
03-01-2012, 01:30:18: a 100 metre rope, and a helmet with a torch on it. After 30 minutes of walking he finally arrives at the cave. The only way to go into the cave is by tying a rope onto a tree and then slide down from it, so this is what he does. Putting his helmet torch on, Cameron turns on the radio to listen for the weather report, and starts to walk inside the black hole. After about 15minutes of walking he is now 150 metres inside the cave and the radio is playing up so he turns it off and puts it in his bag. Cameron find what he thought was a dead end. In this dead end he finds some pieces of paper and wires, which he thinks must have been from dynamites. The only way to get any further is to squeeze in through a hole in the rocks. He is now a bit relieved and happy because he thinks that Maria, Thomas, Ryan and Ricky must have blown this hole, and they must be on the other side of the hole. He started to go inside the hole and at the end of the hole he finds an area which contained a pool of water and there was also a light coming from a little light bulbs which were connected to a generator, a guy which looked very much like Ricky his best friend who was an expert on how to use, put on the diving equipment, floating on the pool of water close to the edge. Cameron is now happy and relieved that he has found his crew mates. Cameron moved close to the edge of the water and pulled Ricky out, laying him on the ground, he quickly got up to his feet and looked at Ricky. When he saw that Ricky was all soaked up in blood, with only one of his eyeballs remained on his face, his shirt ripped, his body was all bitten, and it was like something had bitten little pieces of his body off, Cameron was horrified. The shock of watching his best mate lying there dead made him so sad that tears started to roll down his cheeks. The only thought that came into his mind now was that the rest of his crew must have been bitten to death in the waters when they went to explore. He started to look at Ricky’s laptop which only had 15% battery power left, he saw that before the rest of the members of the crew, Maria, Thomas, and Ryan went in the water Ricky took some videos of them. While Cameron was watching the video, a splash and then continuous flow of water started to come out from the entrance of the hole from which he entered into this particular area. He quickly ran up to the hole trying to squeeze himselfhim out of there, but it was no use because the current of the flowing water was too strong. He quickly started to search his crew members bag packs for anything that could help him get out of this cave. In Ryan’s bag pack Cameron finds some dynamite, and in Maria's bag pack, he finds 3 torches and 3 packets of batteries, from Thomas's bag pack Cameron found some spare goggles. After finding all these things Cameron finds that there is someone clothes moving behind a rock. He moved closer to the rock and saw that there was Maria in her white shirt covered with blood, she was trembling, sobbing and crying. Cameron moved closer to Maria and placed his hands on her shoulder and helped her get up. Cameron was glad to see that at least one of his crew members was still alive and there with him. He started to shake Maria and said “Maria! Snap out of it now what happened it is the past and no one can change the past, quick, we got to get out of here before we are underwater, it is probably raining up outside and all of the water is floating into this cave”. Maria helped Cameron to quickly pack all of the stuff they thought would help them get out, in his bag pack except for the dynamites, while the water was still surging into the cave. There were packing these stuff’s because they had to find another way out of the cave. "When did you, Ricky, Ryan and Thomas come down here?" asked Cameron while setting up the dynamites "We came in here in the evening when you went out to collect woods for the bonfire," replied Maria Cameron and Maria quickly got dressed in the diving costume; the running water is nearly up to their patella’s. Cameron quickly sets the dynamites and chucked it into the water, there is a big explosion, and bits of dead fish, bones, and human skulls flew out of the water. Cameron picks up the head of a dead fish and examines it. "Does this look like a piranha?" Cameron asked Maria who was a marine/ river biologist, she was expert in aquatic organisms. "It is a piranha", replied Maria. "This is what might have happened to Ricky, while he was helping Thomas and Ryan get into the diving costume, either or just one of them must have got cut and the blood dropped into the water and attracted the fish”, said Cameron. Then he chucked one more dynamite into the water just to be on the safe side and to make sure that all the piranhas are dead. Cameron thought that there must be a river or the ocean from where is water is coming from, so he told Maria while turning and adjusting his torch that “We are going to dive in and look for the hole from where this water is coming from then we can get out from there." Maria just nodded and followed Cameron, under the water, there they find exploded piranha egg's and dead piranha's, human bones with skin still attached on them, the water at a particular area was red as a result of the blood from Ricky , Ryan and Thomas, as they were swimming. About 50 metres under the water they finally find a hole, Cameron takes out the last dynamite in his hand for in case of an emergency, they follow the hole and to the other side of the hole they see light which looks like their only hope of getting out of this cave. As they swim towards the light Maria, cuts herself on a piece of coral and blood starts to ooze out of the bitten area. Within five seconds Maria and Cameron are surrounded by piranhas. Cameron presses the dynamite and CAARRRRRRRRR BOOM!!! Tell why they suicide
03-01-2012, 09:04:20: implementation
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03-01-2012, 10:07:16: hello there .
03-01-2012, 10:53:10: My name is Bird
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03-01-2012, 12:31:22: Hello
03-01-2012, 17:17:25: how are you buddy?
03-01-2012, 22:45:55: I am feeling healthy I am feeling prosperous I am feeling the love that is surrounding me (even if it’s not there) When feeling bad, put on some good kind of music, start feeling happy or think of something beautiful. Think of a baby you love
03-02-2012, 04:24:34: Jessica, shut up
03-02-2012, 04:43:45: When such a technology will be available in Romanian?
03-02-2012, 09:25:46: nilesh
03-02-2012, 17:41:20: i want to fuck you
03-02-2012, 18:25:31: Hey
03-02-2012, 20:07:08: omar is a boss
03-03-2012, 00:32:45: Päivitetty 11.7.2011 16:06, julkaistu 11.7.2011 15:56 Näin kuluttajaa hämätään: Suomalaista pekoni Ruotsista ja Jenkki-purkkaa Turkista Kuva: Heikki Tyynysniemi - Satakunnan Kansa AamulehtiLähetä palautetta toimittajalle Moni kotimaiseksi mielletty elintarvike ei ehkä olekaan sitä. Esimerkiksi pekoni, jonka paketissa lukee suomalainen pekoni on valmistettu Ruotsissa. Moni kuluttaja ei olekaan tietoinen, että esimerkiksi kotimaisella tuotemerkillä Suomessa myytävät Turun Sinappi ja HK Amerikan pekoni tehdään Puolassa, Jenkki-purukumi Turkissa, Elovena-kauramurot Saksassa, Jyväshyvän Paussi-keksit Tsekissä sekä Arla Ingmanin raejuusto ja Ingmariini-levite Ruotsissa, kertoo Suomen elintarviketyöläisten liitto. Miksi pekoni tehdään Ruotsissa? - Meillä on Ruotsissa pekonin valmistuslaitteistot ja kapasiteettia. Pekonin valmistamiseen tarvittaisiin Suomessa iso investointi, ja investoinnin kannattavuus olisi aika kyseenalainen. Pekonin markkina ei riittäisi kattamaan kustannusta. Sen takia on päädytty hyödyntämään sitä laitteistoa, joka meillä on jo valmiina Ruotsissa, selittää Atrian johtaja Merja Leino Ylen nettisivuilla.
03-03-2012, 00:33:01: Päivitetty 11.7.2011 16:06, julkaistu 11.7.2011 15:56 Näin kuluttajaa hämätään: Suomalaista pekoni Ruotsista ja Jenkki-purkkaa Turkista Kuva: Heikki Tyynysniemi - Satakunnan Kansa AamulehtiLähetä palautetta toimittajalle Moni kotimaiseksi mielletty elintarvike ei ehkä olekaan sitä. Esimerkiksi pekoni, jonka paketissa lukee suomalainen pekoni on valmistettu Ruotsissa. Moni kuluttaja ei olekaan tietoinen, että esimerkiksi kotimaisella tuotemerkillä Suomessa myytävät Turun Sinappi ja HK Amerikan pekoni tehdään Puolassa, Jenkki-purukumi Turkissa, Elovena-kauramurot Saksassa, Jyväshyvän Paussi-keksit Tsekissä sekä Arla Ingmanin raejuusto ja Ingmariini-levite Ruotsissa, kertoo Suomen elintarviketyöläisten liitto. Miksi pekoni tehdään Ruotsissa? - Meillä on Ruotsissa pekonin valmistuslaitteistot ja kapasiteettia. Pekonin valmistamiseen tarvittaisiin Suomessa iso investointi, ja investoinnin kannattavuus olisi aika kyseenalainen. Pekonin markkina ei riittäisi kattamaan kustannusta. Sen takia on päädytty hyödyntämään sitä laitteistoa, joka meillä on jo valmiina Ruotsissa, selittää Atrian johtaja Merja Leino Ylen nettisivuilla.
03-03-2012, 05:35:39: Greetings
03-03-2012, 05:37:27:
03-03-2012, 07:35:08: hi you are a dukiehead do you hear me you are a stupid dukiehead!!!!!!!!!
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03-03-2012, 11:47:39: SANNA ANNA PILLUA
03-03-2012, 14:16:46: Im proud to accompany Miss Taya Mae on this very extravagent day, along with you fellow citizens
03-03-2012, 14:17:21: Who would of thought that what I came up with so long ago, would mean so much today... The letter I wrote the President so many years ago regarding the atomic bomb has propelled the United states into the leading country in the world, It also created a weapon that could spell disaster to the whole planet... I still can’t believe how fancy refrigerators of become, and I think the most important thing I have been responsible for is that the science behind atoms, superconductors, and light will all have an everlasting imprint on the technology of the future... Also being named the “ Person of the Century “ back in 1999 was also pretty amazing!
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03-04-2012, 03:43:58: avoiding
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03-04-2012, 06:44:20: How do you dry hump
03-04-2012, 08:14:46: hey
03-04-2012, 09:28:01: Destiny is for losers, it's just an stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen
03-04-2012, 10:21:42: hi
03-04-2012, 11:47:15: Isabelle behave
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03-04-2012, 15:25:09: hi there my name is katie
03-04-2012, 19:48:41: That must be done at the moment they are presented to you. I’ll tell you all about it. I feel some very surprising things about you. You have very strong intuiton, you’re sensitive, and you are very generous, but sometimes other people take advantage of you, without knowing that things aren’t going so well. I see you as an anxious person, a little vulnerable, who doesn’t always know how to defend yourself against life’s injustices. And while we’re on the subject, I should tell you a secret that concerns you personally: Do you know that you have a force inside you - Unlimited Inner Power – that you totally ignore and make no use of at all? I saw it clearly on a number of occasions. And do you know why you ignore this force and make no use of it? Well, you may have already noticed how a lot of people think they’re better than others. For you the exact opposite is true. You tend to see your weak points instead of your strong ones. I’m pretty sure you’ve already asked yourself: “Why do some people have so much happiness and not me”? You have to stop this kind of negative thinking. You have to accept that you have the right, as much right as anyone else, to the luck and money you’ve been deprived of until now. And for that to happen all you need to do is agree to accept some special help from me. Here’s what I can do for you: Firstly, it’s important for you to know that to help you it is not absolutely necessary for us to meet personally. I have already helped hundreds of people who, like you, had serious problems with luck or money, and each and every time their most urgent problem disappeared, without my having to meet them face to face. Because of what I felt about you (I always trust my first impressions) I know that you are very soon going to enter one of the most wonderful periods of your life. This exceptional period should begin on March 31 2012. I don’t want to be more specific, because it could happen a few days before or a few days after March 31 2012. It should last until June 29 2012, which means 3 full months of great good luck with money, followed by 3 very positive months in your personal life. During that entire time I will be there, to point out all the opportunities for Luck and Money that you should take advantage of. I will show you what to do to avoid problems that could arise for you (and how to turn them in your favor).
03-04-2012, 21:05:31: hello
03-05-2012, 04:34:44: Hi!
03-05-2012, 04:59:53: lauri faggioni
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03-05-2012, 10:12:59: A young, personable man who speaks fair English, Hamraz had been in Dunkirk for about a month when we met. He was a member of the Afghan National Army, from the district of Azra, south-east of Kabul. Early in 2011, going home on leave, he was called to account by local Taliban as a collaborator and told he would have to take part in a car-bomb attack on a nearby hospital if he wanted to redeem himself. He couldn’t return to his regiment without putting his family at risk and he couldn’t stay in Azra, so he left the country. The bomb attack on the hospital went ahead, reducing it to rubble. More than thirty people were killed. He had been on the road for quite a while; his heart was set on the UK, where his cousin had already arrived. The cousin, he explained, had been one of Vice-President Haji Abdul Qadr’s bodyguards at the time of his assassination in 2002, and had gone into exile in Pakistan, but started to receive death threats on his mobile phone eight years later. So now he was in Birmingham, and it made sense for Hamraz to join him if he could steal a ride in a lorry and hop the Channel. The West’s exertions on far-off battlefields, shaping a world in its likeness, are among the reasons Europe is the place of choice for thousands of people like Hamraz. In ways we fail to acknowledge, we issue the invitation and map their journeys towards us. In Calais, a group of Eritrean asylum seekers talks about the war for independence from Ethiopia. They have a good sense of the history though the oldest would have been ten when the war ended in 1991. Their destination is the UK, but nobody seems to be making a connection for the Channel crossing. They’ve got this far by dodging the Eurodac identification system, which means that they avoided fingerprinting in the first EU country they entered (probably Greece or Italy). The Cool Britannia eat-by date is long expired, and they know it, but they cling to the lingering hope of a deregulated country where they can link up with other Eritreans – there are 40,000 in Britain – and find a way of life. A thin Ethiopian, spooning up a charity risotto, admits very cautiously to a ‘political problem’ in Addis Ababa, and goes on to explain that his passion is long-distance running. He competed in Serbia, then went on to run in Greece, where he spent several months and won seven races – ‘Google me in Greek alphabet if you know it’ – but for reasons he won’t explain he’s burned his bridges at home. His distance is 10k. ‘Running,’ he says, ‘is all about this.’ He taps his forehead with his finger. England will do more for his mental attitude than Serbia or Greece, and 2012 is Britain’s Olympic year: sports psychologists will be queuing to receive him. All that remains is to slip across the Channel. Hundreds of thousands attempt to enter Europe without permission every year, or stay on when their visas have expired. Calls to tighten European immigration policy go hand in hand with the project of strengthening its borders, yet it is still a desirable place to be, despite the fact that a majority of Europeans would prefer a deserter from Afghanistan or an athlete from Ethiopia to go away. There are also some who worry about the migrants who are already here: in the vast majority, their papers are in order, they pay taxes and draw benefits, but there’s a nagging suspicion that they are a net drain on European exchequers. In recession country, that makes it easy to cast them as the enemy within. European attitudes to immigration have hardened. 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By the 1980s, in theory at least, minorities and majorities were on an equal footing. It was the new conversation. It opened a pathway to equal opportunities in the job market and local government. And it felt right, for blacks, Asians, women, gays and any number of straight white men. But not for everybody. There were those who saw the point of diversity, and even equal rights, but who objected to equality-in-diversity, a fatal combination in their view, with its suggestion that the case for homegrown, European values must now be heard on its relative merits, as one idiom among others. This in turn cast doubt on the long story that held us together, with its passage through the Enlightenment to liberal democracy, Europe’s unique discovery, which it meant to hand down across the generations. Identity too was an issue, if people could move fluently between one and another – ‘British’ and ‘Asian’, say – or simply hyphenate: it called belonging into question. Who were you really? Along with these misgivings came a feeling that minorities could customise the social contract, opting in and out according to which bits made sense in their microcultures and which bits didn’t. Ethnicity and religion, opponents of multiculturalism began to argue, were blurring an older, consensual version of citizenship, based on rights and duties. But there was never a debate about multiculturalism without a looming argument about immigration. It’s possible to have reservations about multiculturalism while favouring immigration (or the other way about), but on the whole objections to the first turn out to be objections to the second. And the objection to immigration, as globalisation moves ahead, requires even more strenuous entry restrictions than Europe has in place already. 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Before 2004, roughly 4 per cent of the population of the 15 member states came from outside the Union. Regularisation programmes in Spain and Italy made 2004 the peak year. Today in the enlarged union the proportion of foreign residents is closer to 7 per cent, an increase of about 18 million people in six or seven years. But many of these are non-EU citizens living in new EU states: Russians in Baltic countries, for example. Net inward migration was about 1.7 million a year from 2004 to 2008 and is now falling. Misgivings about asylum seekers have abated, partly because the Balkan wars have come to an end, but partly too as a result of invidious strategies by individual governments, aimed precisely at reducing the numbers. 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03-30-2012, 08:01:55: My name is Stewart Tait, Youth Development Worker with Dumfries YMCA. Since starting my six month position (through Community job scheme (CJS)) with the YMCA I have started several long term projects for young people in the local community. With the help of the Young apprentice programme I hope to gain an apprenticeship to further my projects and gain the education and training to further my future career possibilities. And with taking on two new members of staff through CJS of which I am taking a leadership role I hope to be able to stay and help them till the end of their contracts. Over the last 5 years I have had a fair amount of experience in several different projects and programmes, as a young person myself, as a young leader, a volunteer and as a member of staff. I was involved with a group on young people called the Goodie Hoodies(GH), Which are a group of young people changing the stigma attached to the hoodie. By doing random acts of kindness in the community to gain the coveted yellow hoodie branded with the GH logo. They must perform three acts of kindness whether that be litter picking, creating a natural garden for a housing project or by helping someone pack their shopping. They must then go onto bootcamp and pass it to gain an award and their hoodie, but at anytime that hoodie can be retracted for indecent behaviour. I was also involved with organisation of YouthBeatz-The Biggest Free youth festival in Scotland- with such acts as Basshunter, Xavia, N-DUBZ and best of all Wager(from X-Factor) we managed to get 18,000 people through our gates last year alone. As a side project to YouthBeatz, Wonderland was the educational section of the weekend. Wonderland is a interactive exploration of the ‘Alice in Wonderland’ novel written by English author Charles Lutwidge Dodgson under the pseudonym Lewis Carroll. As drugs and alcohol being the main topic of the times. We set out to teach the affects of these anti-social behaviours in young people subliminally through the story of Wonderland. With a 27x18 foot circus tent, an inflatable lazer quest and all the famous characters from the Novel and Tim Burton movie adaptation, including a LGBT youth Scotland tent with its very own Drag Red Queen we successfully pulled off the Learning experience for young people for the 2 years running. At the time of this project I was unemployed and spent 4 months volunteering trying to gain funding for a apprentice position with the Youth Enquiry Service in Dumfries, whilst trying my best to find myself a Full time job. Within my six months contract (of which in now on my 5th month) With Dumfries YMCA, my manager Dean and I, have collaborated of several projects. We have our Drop-Ins which are a basic youth drop-in for our young people to come and have a chat with us or just hang out in a safe environment with their friends after school, we also provide 1to1s for the young people so they can have a chat with us about and questions worries or problems they are having. We also have our strategy gaming group. This project in a bit of a knish market but we get a good amount of young people along to play such games as Dungeons and Dragons, Warhammer and YuGIoh cards. All the above game teach great communication, English (reading and writing), Math and basically get the brain working. The young people in this group have taken over the running of this group as the other Workers which usually run this are off on maternity (and paternity) leave. I only over see this group from a observational point now but problem that the young people can’t always deal with always crop up so I am there to sort them out. I have also came up with a project which is all about to kick off called Ystreetworkz which is a detached youth work programme supplying youth work on the streets wherever the young people happen to be. Lochside the place in Dumfries that we are soon to be working in is showing as 9th on the S.A.C vulnerability index for 2011, so we hope to help the local community and the young people stop anti-social behaviour and help through dealing with the young people directly that we can help rebuilt the vulnerable community and gain a better standard of living for the people concerned in a relaxed and casual manor. I hope to be able to keep this project going over the coming years and carry on my lifelong learning through this position within the YMCA but if the time comes in a few weeks (April 9th) when my contract end I will continue to volunteer till the funding is available to get these projects and future projects up on their feet and make a name for this small YMCA in Dumfries, Scotland, The UK and who knows maybe even the world.
03-30-2012, 08:02:21: My name is Stewart Tait, Youth Development Worker with Dumfries YMCA. Since starting my six month position (through Community job scheme (CJS)) with the YMCA I have started several long term projects for young people in the local community. With the help of the Young apprentice programme I hope to gain an apprenticeship to further my projects and gain the education and training to further my future career possibilities. And with taking on two new members of staff through CJS of which I am taking a leadership role I hope to be able to stay and help them till the end of their contracts. Over the last 5 years I have had a fair amount of experience in several different projects and programmes, as a young person myself, as a young leader, a volunteer and as a member of staff. I was involved with a group on young people called the Goodie Hoodies(GH), Which are a group of young people changing the stigma attached to the hoodie. By doing random acts of kindness in the community to gain the coveted yellow hoodie branded with the GH logo. They must perform three acts of kindness whether that be litter picking, creating a natural garden for a housing project or by helping someone pack their shopping. They must then go onto bootcamp and pass it to gain an award and their hoodie, but at anytime that hoodie can be retracted for indecent behaviour. I was also involved with organisation of YouthBeatz-The Biggest Free youth festival in Scotland- with such acts as Basshunter, Xavia, N-DUBZ and best of all Wager(from X-Factor) we managed to get 18,000 people through our gates last year alone. As a side project to YouthBeatz, Wonderland was the educational section of the weekend. Wonderland is a interactive exploration of the ‘Alice in Wonderland’ novel written by English author Charles Lutwidge Dodgson under the pseudonym Lewis Carroll. As drugs and alcohol being the main topic of the times. We set out to teach the affects of these anti-social behaviours in young people subliminally through the story of Wonderland. With a 27x18 foot circus tent, an inflatable lazer quest and all the famous characters from the Novel and Tim Burton movie adaptation, including a LGBT youth Scotland tent with its very own Drag Red Queen we successfully pulled off the Learning experience for young people for the 2 years running. At the time of this project I was unemployed and spent 4 months volunteering trying to gain funding for a apprentice position with the Youth Enquiry Service in Dumfries, whilst trying my best to find myself a Full time job. Within my six months contract (of which in now on my 5th month) With Dumfries YMCA, my manager Dean and I, have collaborated of several projects. We have our Drop-Ins which are a basic youth drop-in for our young people to come and have a chat with us or just hang out in a safe environment with their friends after school, we also provide 1to1s for the young people so they can have a chat with us about and questions worries or problems they are having. We also have our strategy gaming group. This project in a bit of a knish market but we get a good amount of young people along to play such games as Dungeons and Dragons, Warhammer and YuGIoh cards. All the above game teach great communication, English (reading and writing), Math and basically get the brain working. The young people in this group have taken over the running of this group as the other Workers which usually run this are off on maternity (and paternity) leave. I only over see this group from a observational point now but problem that the young people can’t always deal with always crop up so I am there to sort them out. I have also came up with a project which is all about to kick off called Ystreetworkz which is a detached youth work programme supplying youth work on the streets wherever the young people happen to be. Lochside the place in Dumfries that we are soon to be working in is showing as 9th on the S.A.C vulnerability index for 2011, so we hope to help the local community and the young people stop anti-social behaviour and help through dealing with the young people directly that we can help rebuilt the vulnerable community and gain a better standard of living for the people concerned in a relaxed and casual manor. I hope to be able to keep this project going over the coming years and carry on my lifelong learning through this position within the YMCA but if the time comes in a few weeks (April 9th) when my contract end I will continue to volunteer till the funding is available to get these projects and future projects up on their feet and make a name for this small YMCA in Dumfries, Scotland, The UK and who knows maybe even the world.
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05-26-2012, 13:57:12: A fair-haired boy lowers himself down some rocks toward a lagoon on a beach. At the lagoon, he encounters another boy, who is chubby, intellectual, and wears thick glasses. The fair-haired boy introduces himself as Ralph and the chubby one introduces himself as Piggy. Through their conversation, we learn that in the midst of a war, a transport plane carrying a group of English boys was shot down over the ocean. It crashed in thick jungle on a deserted island. Scattered by the wreck, the surviving boys lost each other and cannot find the pilot. Ralph and Piggy look around the beach, wondering what has become of the other boys from the plane. They discover a large pink and cream-colored conch shell, which Piggy realizes could be used as a kind of makeshift trumpet. He convinces Ralph to blow through the shell to find the other boys. Summoned by the blast of sound from the shell, boys start to straggle onto the beach. The oldest among them are around twelve; the youngest are around six. Among the group is a boys’ choir, dressed in black gowns and led by an older boy named Jack. They march to the beach in two parallel lines, and Jack snaps at them to stand at attention. The boys taunt Piggy and mock his appearance and nickname. The boys decide to elect a leader. The choirboys vote for Jack, but all the other boys vote for Ralph. Ralph wins the vote, although Jack clearly wants the position. To placate Jack, Ralph asks the choir to serve as the hunters for the band of boys and asks Jack to lead them. Mindful of the need to explore their new environment, Ralph chooses Jack and a choir member named Simon to explore the island, ignoring Piggy’s whining requests to be picked. The three explorers leave the meeting place and set off across the island. The prospect of exploring the island exhilarates the boys, who feel a bond forming among them as they play together in the jungle. Eventually, they reach the end of the jungle, where high, sharp rocks jut toward steep mountains. The boys climb up the side of one of the steep hills. From the peak, they can see that they are on an island with no signs of civilization. The view is stunning, and Ralph feels as though they have discovered their own land. As they travel back toward the beach, they find a wild pig caught in a tangle of vines. Jack, the newly appointed hunter, draws his knife and steps in to kill it, but hesitates, unable to bring himself to act. The pig frees itself and runs away, and Jack vows that the next time he will not flinch from the act of killing. The three boys make a long trek through dense jungle and eventually emerge near the group of boys waiting for them on the beach. Analysis Lord of the Flies dramatizes the conflict between the civilizing instinct and the barbarizing instinct that exist in all human beings. The artistic choices Golding makes in the novel are designed to emphasize the struggle between the ordering elements of society, which include morality, law, and culture, and the chaotic elements of humanity’s savage animal instincts, which include anarchy, bloodlust, the desire for power, amorality, selfishness, and violence. Over the course of the novel, Golding portrays the rise and swift fall of an isolated, makeshift civilization, which is torn to pieces by the savage instincts of those who compose it. In this first chapter, Golding establishes the parameters within which this civilization functions. To begin with, it is populated solely with boys—the group of young English schoolboys shot down over the tropical island where the novel takes place. The fact that the characters are only boys is significant: the young boys are only half formed, perched between civilization and savagery and thus embodying the novel’s central conflict. Throughout the novel, Golding’s foundation is the idea that moral and societal constraints are learned rather than innate—that the human tendency to obey rules, behave peacefully, and follow orders is imposed by a system that is not in itself a fundamental part of human nature. Young boys are a fitting illustration of this premise, for they live in a constant state of tension with regard to the rules and regulations they are expected to follow. Left to their own devices, they often behave with instinctive cruelty and violence. In this regard, the civilization established in Lord of the Flies—a product of preadolescent boys’ social instincts—seems endangered from the beginning. In Chapter 1, the boys, still unsure of how to behave with no adult presence overseeing them, largely stick to the learned behaviors of civilization and order. They attempt to re-create the structures of society on their deserted island: they elect a leader, establish a division of labor, and set about systematically exploring the island. But even at this early stage, we see the danger that the boys’ innate instincts pose to their civilization: the boys cruelly taunt Piggy, and Jack displays a ferocious desire to be elected the group’s leader. Throughout Lord of the Flies, Golding makes heavy use of symbols to present the themes and dramatic conflicts of the novel. In this chapter, for instance, Golding introduces the bespectacled Piggy as a representative of the scientific and intellectual aspects of civilization. Piggy thinks critically about the conch shell and determines a productive use for it—summoning the other boys to the beach. The conch shell itself is one of the most important symbols in the novel. The conch shell represents law, order, and political legitimacy, as it summons the boys from their scattered positions on the island and grants its holder the right to speak in front of the group. Later in the novel, Golding sharply contrasts the conch shell with another natural object—the sinister pig’s head known as the Lord of the Flies, which comes to symbolize primordial chaos and terror. Chapter 2 When the explorers return, Ralph sounds the conch shell, summoning the boys to another meeting on the beach. He tells the group that there are no adults on the island and that they need to organize a few things to look after themselves. Jack reminds Ralph of the pig they found trapped in the vines in the jungle, and Ralph agrees that they will need hunters to kill animals for meat. Ralph declares that, at meetings, the conch shell will be used to determine which boy has the right to speak. Whoever holds the conch shell will speak, and the others will listen silently until they receive the shell in their turn. Jack agrees with this idea. Piggy yells about the fact that no one knows they have crashed on the island and that they could be stuck there for a long time. The prospect of being stranded for a long period is too harrowing for many of the boys, and the entire group becomes silent and scared. One of the younger children, a small boy with a mulberry-colored mark on his face, claims that he saw a snakelike “beastie” or monster the night before. A wave of fear ripples through the group at the idea that a monster might be prowling the island. Though they are frightened, the older boys try to reassure the group that there is no monster. The older boys say that the little boy’s vision was only a nightmare. Thinking about the possibility of rescue, Ralph proposes that the group build a large signal fire on top of the island’s central mountain, so that any passing ships might see the fire and know that someone is trapped on the island. Excited by the thought, the boys rush off to the mountain, while Ralph and Piggy lag behind. Piggy continues to whine about the childishness and stupidity of the group. The boys collect a mound of dead wood and use the lenses from Piggy’s glasses to focus the sunlight and set the wood on fire. They manage to get a large fire going, but it quickly dies down. Piggy angrily declares that the boys need to act more proficiently if they want to get off the island, but his words carry little weight. Jack volunteers his group of hunters to be responsible for keeping the signal fire going. In their frenzied, disorganized efforts to rekindle the fire, the boys set a swath of trees ablaze. Enraged at the group’s reckless disorganization, Piggy tells them furiously that one of the littlest boys—the same boy who told them about the snake-beast—was playing over by the fire and now is missing. The boys are crestfallen and shocked, and Ralph is struck with shame. They pretend that nothing has happened. Analysis The conflict between the instincts of civilization and savagery emerges quickly within the group: the boys, especially Piggy, know that they must act with order and forethought if they are to be rescued, but the longer they remain apart from the society of adults, the more difficult it becomes for them to adhere to the disciplined behavior of civilization. In Chapter 1, the boys seem determined to re-create the society they have lost, but as early as Chapter 2, their instinctive drive to play and gratify their immediate desires undermines their ability to act collectively. As a result, the signal fire nearly fails, and a young boy apparently burns to death when the forest catches fire. The constraints of society still linger around the boys, who are confused and ashamed when they learn the young boy is missing—a sign that a sense of morality still guides their behavior at this point. Golding’s portrayals of the main characters among the group of boys contributes to the allegorical quality of Lord of the Flies, as several of the boys stand for larger concepts. Ralph, the protagonist of the novel, stands for civilization, morality, and leadership, while Jack, the antagonist, stands for the desire for power, selfishness, and amorality. Piggy represents the scientific and intellectual aspects of civilization, as his glasses—a symbol of rationality and intellect—enable the boys to light fires. Already the boys’ savage instincts lead them to value strength and charisma above intelligence: although Piggy has a great deal to offer the boys’ fledgling civilization, they see him as a whiny weakling and therefore despise him and refuse to listen to him, even when his ideas are good. For instance, when Piggy suggests that the boys find a way to improve their chances of being rescued, they ignore him; only when the stronger and more charismatic Ralph suggests the same thing do they agree to make the signal fire. Apart from the boys themselves, the signal fire and the “beastie” also carry symbolic significance. The signal fire serves as a barometer for the boys’ interest in maintaining ties to civilization: as long as it burns, they retain some hope that they will be rescued and returned to society, but as they become increasingly obsessed with power and killing, they lose interest in the fire. When the fire ultimately burns out, the boys’ disconnection from the structures of society is complete. Meanwhile, the beast the young boy claims to have seen also emerges as an important symbol in the novel. At this point, the beast is merely an idea that frightens some of the boys. But as the novel progresses, all the boys tacitly accept the beast’s existence. The beast comes to represent the instincts of power, violence, and savagery that lurk within each human being. Chapter 3 Carrying a stick sharpened into a makeshift spear, Jack trails a pig through the thick jungle, but it evades him. Irritated, he walks back to the beach, where he finds Ralph and Simon at work building huts for the younger boys to live in. Ralph is irritated because the huts keep falling down before they are completed and because, though the huts are vital to the boys’ ability to live on the island, none of the other boys besides Simon will help him. As Ralph and Simon work, most of the other boys splash about and play in the lagoon. Ralph gripes that few of the boys are doing any work. He says that all the boys act excited and energized by the plans they make at meetings, but none of them is willing to work to make the plans successful. Ralph points out that Jack’s hunters have failed to catch a single pig. Jack claims that although they have so far failed to bring down a pig, they will soon have more success. Ralph also worries about the smaller children, many of whom have nightmares and are unable to sleep. He tells Jack about his concerns, but Jack, still trying to think of ways to kill a pig, is not interested in Ralph’s problems. Ralph, annoyed that Jack, like all the other boys, is unwilling to work on the huts, implies that Jack and the hunters are using their hunting duties as an excuse to avoid the real work. Jack responds to Ralph’s complaints by commenting that the boys want meat. Jack and Ralph continue to bicker and grow increasingly hostile toward each other. Hoping to regain their sense of camaraderie, they go swimming together in the lagoon, but their feelings of mutual dislike remain and fester. In the meantime, Simon wanders through the jungle alone. He helps some of the younger boys—whom the older boys have started to call “littluns”—reach fruit hanging from a high branch. He walks deeper into the forest and eventually finds a thick jungle glade, a peaceful, beautiful open space full of flowers, birds, and butterflies. Simon looks around to make sure that he is alone, then sits down to take in the scene, marveling at the abundance and beauty of life that surrounds him. Analysis The personal conflict between Ralph and Jack mirrors the overarching thematic conflict of the novel. The conflict between the two boys brews as early as the election in Chapter 1 but remains hidden beneath the surface, masked by the camaraderie the boys feel as they work together to build a community. In this chapter, however, the conflict erupts into verbal argument for the first time, making apparent the divisions undermining the boys’ community and setting the stage for further, more violent developments. As Ralph and Jack argue, each boy tries to give voice to his basic conception of human purpose: Ralph advocates building huts, while Jack champions hunting. Ralph, who thinks about the overall good of the group, deems hunting frivolous. Jack, drawn to the exhilaration of hunting by his bloodlust and desire for power, has no interest in building huts and no concern for what Ralph thinks. But because Ralph and Jack are merely children, they are unable to state their feelings articulately. At this point in the novel, the conflict between civilization and savagery is still heavily tilted in favor of civilization. Jack, who has no real interest in the welfare of the group, is forced to justify his desire to hunt rather than build huts by claiming that it is for the good of all the boys. Additionally, though most of the boys are more interested in play than in work, they continue to re-create the basic structures of civilization on the island. They even begin to develop their own language, calling the younger children “littluns” and the twins Sam and Eric “Samneric.” Simon, meanwhile, seems to exist outside the conflict between Ralph and Jack, between civilization and savagery. We see Simon’s kind and generous nature through his actions in this chapter. He helps Ralph build the huts when the other boys would rather play, indicating his helpfulness, discipline, and dedication to the common good. Simon helps the littluns reach a high branch of fruit, indicating his kindness and sympathy—a sharp contrast to many of the older boys, who would rather torment the littluns than help them. When Simon sits alone in the jungle glade marveling at the beauty of nature, we see that he feels a basic connection with the natural world. On the whole, Simon seems to have a basic goodness and kindness that comes from within him and is tied to his connection with nature. All the other boys, meanwhile, seem to have inherited their ideas of goodness and morality from the external forces of civilization, so that the longer they are away from human society, the more their moral sense erodes. In this regard, Simon emerges as an important figure to contrast with Ralph and Jack. Where Ralph represents the orderly forces of civilization and Jack the primal, instinctual urges that react against such order, Simon represents a third quality—a kind of goodness that is natural or innate rather than taught by human society. In this way, Simon, who cannot be categorized with the other boys, complicates the symbolic structure of Lord of the Flies.
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06-02-2012, 09:43:49: As many of you know, recently Animals as Leaders were playing a show in Boston and viciously attacked by two officers of the Boston Police Department. The details of the ordeal are depicted by a person in the band's company as witness testimony (Many of the names were changed to protect the identities of the witnesses): Upon leaving The Tam in Boston, Massachusetts, on Saturday, May 27th, 2012, around 1:30 am, DUSTIN BLANK1 was playing “air-guitar” to a song, which was playing in the bar, as we all ‹‹exited onto the sidewalk. There was another civilian (white male, unrelated to our party) to our right, off the sidewalk, whom police were talking to. After walking past the civilian whom police were talking to, Officer BLANK forcefully shoved BLANK1, from behind, and informed him that he was interfering with a police investigation. Confused and startled, BLANK1 turned around and asked what Officer BLANK was talking about. Officer BLANK then grabbed BLANK1 by the throat and slammed him against a wall, then turned him around to handcuff and arrest him. Meanwhile, JAVIER REYES pulled out his cell phone and informed the officers that he was recording the arrest. Immediately, Officer BLANK turned around from arresting BLANK1 and hit Reyes’s cell phone from his hands (both hands were holding the cell phone) onto the ground, breaking the cell phone. Next, Officer BLANK grabs Reyes and shoved him face first into a wall and handcuffs him. Neither BLANK1 nor Reyes, in any way, resisted arrest. Friend, TOSIN ABASI, concerned about how quickly things had escalated, asked an officer what was going on and why BLANK1 and Reyes were being arrested. Officer BLANK then shoves Abasi into the side of the police cruiser and asks him if he is trying to assault an officer. Officer BLANK asks this question while both of Abasi’s hands are in his pockets. Abasi denied attempting to assault an officer, pointed out that his hands were in his pockets, and admitted that he was only asking a question. Worried about my friends and feeling shocked about what I had just witnessed, I, JESSICA BLANK2, announced that I did not feel safe. An officer replied to me by saying “Then call the police.” Surprised by this disrespectful sarcasm, I responded, “You are the police.” Another response came, “Then call 911.” Again, I responded, “You are 911.” Officer BLANK chimed in saying that I had quite the mouth on me for a lady and to “get out of here.” To avoid further mistreatment, we all (Jessica Harvey, Tosin Abasi, MICHAEL BLANK3, JESSIKA BLANK4, THOMAS BLANK5, and LAUREN BLANK6) moved to the corner of the block. Distressed from all of the chaos, abuse, and false accusations made by the Boston Police Department, BLANK6 dropped to the ground and had an epileptic seizure. A by-stander, who informed us he is certified in First Aid, offers to help. He placed both of his hands under her head, not restricting any movement, to cushion her head from the cement section of the sidewalk. Officer BLANK7 pushed the by-stander away and informed him that if he continued to help, he could be sued if BLANK6 got hurt. The by-stander understood and again stated that he was certified in First Aid and just wanted to help BLANK6. Cooley was very aggressive in his approach to this outside medical help. Upset and frustrated, Abasi began speaking to BLANK7 about his concerns for BLANK6’s health and safety, which was in danger due to the actions we all witnessed, while using some swearing language. Officer BLANK7 continuously criticized Abasi from his choice of language instead of listening to Abasi’s concerns about his friends. BLANK6 had a seizure because of this highly stressful situation. She was approached by EMS and had to continuously deny care before the paramedic would leave her alone. Reyes had the right to videotape the public arrest of BLANK1 as we were in a public location, on the sidewalk, after exiting The Tam. Officer BLANK violated Reyes’s rights by forcing the videotaping to end by his physical actions. Reyes phone screen is completely shattered; Officer BLANK unlawfully destroyed Reyes’s property in order to stop the recording of BLANK1 arrest. I feel incredibly disrespected by Officer BLANK (and his fellow officers) by the words he said to me and his actions toward my friends who I witnessed and believe were not interfering with the previous situation. I was a witness of all accounts mentioned in this complaint and demand the Boston Police Department to review Officer BLANK’s performance, and demand that action be taken against him in order to make things lawfully right. I request that all officers at the scene, who were involved with the arrest and detainment of BLANK1 and Reyes, to be interrogated, but most specifically Officer BLANK. BLANK1 and Reyes were physically assaulted by Officer BLANK, who received no physical contact, resistance, or retaliation from either subject. It is to my understanding that Reyes is being charged with assault and battery of a police officer while the only assault and battery present was done by Officer BLANK and his partners in this unlawful arrest. Reyes made no physical contact with anyone present at the scene. Please review my eye-witness report of this event. I am completely unsatisfied at how the Boston Police Department handled this situation. All officers were very unprofessional and disrespectful to my friends and me. Service and protection were not present in any way during our encounter with the Boston Police Department. Events like this need to stop being the normal rhetoric when society thinks of the police. The importance of the people to not only be able to exercise their right to keep the police honest, but our right to feel safe and have a good rapport with our police departments across this nation should be paramount in their duty to protect and serve.
06-02-2012, 09:44:16: As many of you know, recently Animals as Leaders were playing a show in Boston and viciously attacked by two officers of the Boston Police Department. The details of the ordeal are depicted by a person in the band's company as witness testimony (Many of the names were changed to protect the identities of the witnesses): Upon leaving The Tam in Boston, Massachusetts, on Saturday, May 27th, 2012, around 1:30 am, DUSTIN BLANK1 was playing “air-guitar” to a song, which was playing in the bar, as we all ‹‹exited onto the sidewalk. There was another civilian (white male, unrelated to our party) to our right, off the sidewalk, whom police were talking to. After walking past the civilian whom police were talking to, Officer BLANK forcefully shoved BLANK1, from behind, and informed him that he was interfering with a police investigation. Confused and startled, BLANK1 turned around and asked what Officer BLANK was talking about. Officer BLANK then grabbed BLANK1 by the throat and slammed him against a wall, then turned him around to handcuff and arrest him. Meanwhile, JAVIER REYES pulled out his cell phone and informed the officers that he was recording the arrest. Immediately, Officer BLANK turned around from arresting BLANK1 and hit Reyes’s cell phone from his hands (both hands were holding the cell phone) onto the ground, breaking the cell phone. Next, Officer BLANK grabs Reyes and shoved him face first into a wall and handcuffs him. Neither BLANK1 nor Reyes, in any way, resisted arrest. Friend, TOSIN ABASI, concerned about how quickly things had escalated, asked an officer what was going on and why BLANK1 and Reyes were being arrested. Officer BLANK then shoves Abasi into the side of the police cruiser and asks him if he is trying to assault an officer. Officer BLANK asks this question while both of Abasi’s hands are in his pockets. Abasi denied attempting to assault an officer, pointed out that his hands were in his pockets, and admitted that he was only asking a question. Worried about my friends and feeling shocked about what I had just witnessed, I, JESSICA BLANK2, announced that I did not feel safe. An officer replied to me by saying “Then call the police.” Surprised by this disrespectful sarcasm, I responded, “You are the police.” Another response came, “Then call 911.” Again, I responded, “You are 911.” Officer BLANK chimed in saying that I had quite the mouth on me for a lady and to “get out of here.” To avoid further mistreatment, we all (Jessica Harvey, Tosin Abasi, MICHAEL BLANK3, JESSIKA BLANK4, THOMAS BLANK5, and LAUREN BLANK6) moved to the corner of the block. Distressed from all of the chaos, abuse, and false accusations made by the Boston Police Department, BLANK6 dropped to the ground and had an epileptic seizure. A by-stander, who informed us he is certified in First Aid, offers to help. He placed both of his hands under her head, not restricting any movement, to cushion her head from the cement section of the sidewalk. Officer BLANK7 pushed the by-stander away and informed him that if he continued to help, he could be sued if BLANK6 got hurt. The by-stander understood and again stated that he was certified in First Aid and just wanted to help BLANK6. Cooley was very aggressive in his approach to this outside medical help. Upset and frustrated, Abasi began speaking to BLANK7 about his concerns for BLANK6’s health and safety, which was in danger due to the actions we all witnessed, while using some swearing language. Officer BLANK7 continuously criticized Abasi from his choice of language instead of listening to Abasi’s concerns about his friends. BLANK6 had a seizure because of this highly stressful situation. She was approached by EMS and had to continuously deny care before the paramedic would leave her alone. Reyes had the right to videotape the public arrest of BLANK1 as we were in a public location, on the sidewalk, after exiting The Tam. Officer BLANK violated Reyes’s rights by forcing the videotaping to end by his physical actions. Reyes phone screen is completely shattered; Officer BLANK unlawfully destroyed Reyes’s property in order to stop the recording of BLANK1 arrest. I feel incredibly disrespected by Officer BLANK (and his fellow officers) by the words he said to me and his actions toward my friends who I witnessed and believe were not interfering with the previous situation. I was a witness of all accounts mentioned in this complaint and demand the Boston Police Department to review Officer BLANK’s performance, and demand that action be taken against him in order to make things lawfully right. I request that all officers at the scene, who were involved with the arrest and detainment of BLANK1 and Reyes, to be interrogated, but most specifically Officer BLANK. BLANK1 and Reyes were physically assaulted by Officer BLANK, who received no physical contact, resistance, or retaliation from either subject. It is to my understanding that Reyes is being charged with assault and battery of a police officer while the only assault and battery present was done by Officer BLANK and his partners in this unlawful arrest. Reyes made no physical contact with anyone present at the scene. Please review my eye-witness report of this event. I am completely unsatisfied at how the Boston Police Department handled this situation. All officers were very unprofessional and disrespectful to my friends and me. Service and protection were not present in any way during our encounter with the Boston Police Department. Events like this need to stop being the normal rhetoric when society thinks of the police. The importance of the people to not only be able to exercise their right to keep the police honest, but our right to feel safe and have a good rapport with our police departments across this nation should be paramount in their duty to protect and serve.
06-02-2012, 09:44:39: As many of you know, recently Animals as Leaders were playing a show in Boston and viciously attacked by two officers of the Boston Police Department. The details of the ordeal are depicted by a person in the band's company as witness testimony (Many of the names were changed to protect the identities of the witnesses): Upon leaving The Tam in Boston, Massachusetts, on Saturday, May 27th, 2012, around 1:30 am, DUSTIN BLANK1 was playing “air-guitar” to a song, which was playing in the bar, as we all ‹‹exited onto the sidewalk. There was another civilian (white male, unrelated to our party) to our right, off the sidewalk, whom police were talking to. After walking past the civilian whom police were talking to, Officer BLANK forcefully shoved BLANK1, from behind, and informed him that he was interfering with a police investigation. Confused and startled, BLANK1 turned around and asked what Officer BLANK was talking about. Officer BLANK then grabbed BLANK1 by the throat and slammed him against a wall, then turned him around to handcuff and arrest him. Meanwhile, JAVIER REYES pulled out his cell phone and informed the officers that he was recording the arrest. Immediately, Officer BLANK turned around from arresting BLANK1 and hit Reyes’s cell phone from his hands (both hands were holding the cell phone) onto the ground, breaking the cell phone. Next, Officer BLANK grabs Reyes and shoved him face first into a wall and handcuffs him. Neither BLANK1 nor Reyes, in any way, resisted arrest. Friend, TOSIN ABASI, concerned about how quickly things had escalated, asked an officer what was going on and why BLANK1 and Reyes were being arrested. Officer BLANK then shoves Abasi into the side of the police cruiser and asks him if he is trying to assault an officer. Officer BLANK asks this question while both of Abasi’s hands are in his pockets. Abasi denied attempting to assault an officer, pointed out that his hands were in his pockets, and admitted that he was only asking a question. Worried about my friends and feeling shocked about what I had just witnessed, I, JESSICA BLANK2, announced that I did not feel safe. An officer replied to me by saying “Then call the police.” Surprised by this disrespectful sarcasm, I responded, “You are the police.” Another response came, “Then call 911.” Again, I responded, “You are 911.” Officer BLANK chimed in saying that I had quite the mouth on me for a lady and to “get out of here.” To avoid further mistreatment, we all (Jessica Harvey, Tosin Abasi, MICHAEL BLANK3, JESSIKA BLANK4, THOMAS BLANK5, and LAUREN BLANK6) moved to the corner of the block. Distressed from all of the chaos, abuse, and false accusations made by the Boston Police Department, BLANK6 dropped to the ground and had an epileptic seizure. A by-stander, who informed us he is certified in First Aid, offers to help. He placed both of his hands under her head, not restricting any movement, to cushion her head from the cement section of the sidewalk. Officer BLANK7 pushed the by-stander away and informed him that if he continued to help, he could be sued if BLANK6 got hurt. The by-stander understood and again stated that he was certified in First Aid and just wanted to help BLANK6. Cooley was very aggressive in his approach to this outside medical help.
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The next day after school as we were walking to the bus she stopped in the drug store to buy feminine napkins. I had lots of questions that she didn't answer which made me mad. So I took the box opened them up and read the instructions which helped me understand. Maybe a couple days went by and my sister came in my room to lay out my things for the next day and she said I was asleep with a big erection. She pulled back the sheets to look and couldn't help but touch me. My sister was getting bolder and bolder. She was budding breast and hips and walking in our wing naked to and from the bathroom. I started leaving my door open just to see her. She had a very cute figure. She once walked in on me when I was in the shower and said oops and left. Then she said your my brother. I got to go, and she sat on the toilet. No big deal, I thought, but from then on she gave me no privacy. Finally the day came she brought a sex movie home from her friend. That's when I got the whole story and my eyes were open. That is when she stopped holding back also. About 9:30 she told me to take a shower as she did every night of my life. When I did in a minute she came in with me. I was hay get out. Turn around and she used my full name which was what Mom did when I was bad so I did. She looked at my soft little with just had peach fuzz for pubic hair. I want to touch it she said. No its mine I said, but that didn't stop her. she soaped me up real good and I was hard and I was holding on the walls and she gave me my first hand job. I had never jerked yet, just held my self and felt my self. I could barely stand up it felt so good. I didn't come, but I was really turned on. How did you like it she said. I just slid to the bottom of the shower then grabbed my self. Sis it was something I think I said. looking up at my sister she was wide legged over me and she pointed the shower to her vulva. She was enjoying it for a while as I watched from below with a great view I had never seen before. Not like I could see much as she was not touching her self the water was doing all the work. My sister squatted down after she turned off the water and soaped me up some more. Oh my gosh she was slow then fast then slow then switched hands then slow I was feeling something boil up inside of me then I came for the first time with her and me watching.I couldn't help it I groaned real loud when I did. Of course I was 13 it was a high pitch groan I am sure. It surprised me but it felt so good. It wasn't much either just a little bit of thin clear white fluid. I stayed hard and she kept jacking me wanting me to come again. I never did, though she said I should have more. I didn't. Hell It was my first time. We had to shower again as the soap was beginning to dry. I think I jacked all night till I fell asleep. The next morning I woke to my sister who pulled back the sheets to my morning erection. She just took the liberty with out asking and started on me. The average boy your age does this three or four times a day. The average boy my age is twice my size and has bigger everything. Its Ok you don't even have hair yet. Ouch you hurt me I said. How? she asked me, as she stopped. The skin up here on the end see how red it is .Its split and bleeding you pulled down to hard. So my sister went to the kitchen and asked for a antibiotic cream from the foster parents. In an half hour I was in an emergency room. Remember I am real shy. I wouldn't let my sister go no matter how many times they wanted to throw her out. Well the nurse Smiled and told the foster parents I would live! Just joking! I was Fine, she said just be gentle and don't pull back the skin so hard when I jerked. This tear may work its way back or it may just be fine ,its only fore skin she said. When he grows up and has sex will it bother him my sister asked, as I clutched her arm standing there with my pants down. Just then a lady doctor walked in and started examining me. I got real hard real fast and the cut at the end opened up some. Does that hurt she asked. I nodded as I hid my face behind my sisters arm. You need to leave the doctor told my sister. I grabbed her waist band and wouldn't let go, her pants ripped and they took her out. I was terrified! The Doctor said this will never heal at his age. How many erections will this boy have a day twenty? He has to..... you know. The nurse knelt down while I was hard, how about a couple stitches? That should fix it, she whispered to the Doctor. Lets just cut it off he will thank us later and we can keep him here over night. The doctor said. I grabbed my cok and screamed my sisters name and ran for the door. The big doctor lady held me and I kept screaming. He is loosing it, let him go said the nurse. Which only made me scream more. An orderly came in and held me while the Doctor gave me a shot. I only remember coming to and my sister sitting on my bed still in the emergency room. I woke up both hands tied down. With tears in my eyes I asked her did they cut it off! They said they were going to. I can't feel any thing. My sister just said, its Ok its for the best. No I said! NO I want it back. Don't make a fool of your self its only skin. I still have a cok ? Yes she looked in my eyes they didn't cut that off. I came in and you were going under. I asked a lot of questions and I gave the go ahead. She told me she was sorry she hurt me and she wasn't going to leave the hospital with out me. They took me home a few hours later and I stayed home from school a few days until the soreness wore off. My foster parents watched as my sister changed dressings every day and the lady doctor gave me a clean bill of health some few days latter. The one medicine they gave me stopped erections and in a month my sister gave me the last spoon full with a bet you'll be glad to get hard again speech. That evening my sister had KY jelly and came to my room. Lets see how it works? She tenderly jerkedme. It felt so different. She was so worried, she would hurt me. Well I was reading all about girls and female anatomy while I was home. Let me tell you it is so un-male to read about sex with out getting a hard on . It is no fun and like reading math or science. I was unaffected by my beautiful sister running around naked here and there. When the medicine wore off and my hormones kicked in wow I was horney and HARD HARD HARD. I was told to jerk gently and with KY jelly only once a day by the lady doctor. A male doctor stepped in and said later do it as much as you want but don't be ruff. So my sister and I jacked me off for a month. I came out of the shower and my sister was on the pot. Turn around she said. She was putting on a Pad. Hay we have no secrets I told her. Suit your self and she pee'd and she put on a pad while I watched. Cool I said. Are you kidding yuck she said. Soon I followed her in, in a couple hours and I said let me do it. No she said. but that didn't stop me. How come you don't use tampons. I'm a virgin silly. So, I said OK why don't you use tampons? Ok buddy boy I'll show you in a couple days. Now !is not the time. So I gave up. The next day there was a huge thunder storm and the city went dark on the buss ride to school. So everyone was sent home and We only had a couple candles and the foster parents were in the city and the train they took wasn't running. It was getting cold and the furnace couldn't run. So We snuggled in the living room under the blanket. Well my sister was playing with me and She said she wanted to give be a blow job. So she was sucking on me and I said when do you blow. I came in her mouth and as she was heading for the trash can to spit it out The lights came on and The foster parents came in. She still spit it out and the foster Mom ran to her are you OK honey . I was zipping up trying not to be seen. But sis was busted. She had some come on her chin and the smell. The foster Mom was OH! OH! OH! and went to her room. Dad was talking sports with me. Sis washed up and talked with her and Dad never knew. What did you tell her? Cause you never lie. I told her it was my first time and I wanted to make sure you were OK. I was testing your cok I said. You mean tasting. I replied. Too musty for me and a little salty she said. I asked if if she ever did she said sure. So we laughed. When Mom finally came in I told her quietly everything works down there, I know for sure, thanks to Sister. You know Honey you could of asked me. I have been around the block a few times and I'm only 15 years older than you. Ask me anything. I know the answers. Really as my Sister walked back in the room. Why do I get hard so may times a day and sometimes for no reason. Cause your normal and so young. When you get older, it wont happen so much. How do keep from getting hard when I look at a girl? Honey unless you just jerked you cant help it. How about now? could any thing make you hard? Sis come here and rub a little . Guess I'm OK . I just have to jerk offbetween every class. Gym class, said Sis. Oh yea Gym Is the worst those shorts.That night after being busted Mom walked in our wing and kissed us and tucked us in. In a hour she was back and my sister was asleep. both our doors were never closed but Mom closed it behind her turned on my light and examined my cok . looks fine. How did it feel being your first time since the operation. Now I could lie, my sister never. Well it was so different but I'm pretty new at this stuff I came for the first time just a while ago. Its all a new feeling you know. Mom came back with the KY and said twice in a night is fine at your age. Yes she did jack me off and when I came she smiled it wiped me up. yea your fine. My foster mom wow! I'm not done yet. Mom was waiting as Sis walked out of the bathroom after we both showered we were naked. Well we will just leave the door open and I'll join you both she said and save hot water ta boot. Are You guys having sex? Wait said sis we been naked since day one with each other. I'm leaving all the doors open so come and go as you want. and we are both virgins. Mom said fine with me I will take you up on your invitation. Sure enough The next morning Mom came prancing in wearing a towel as I was combing my hair and sis was in the shower. The bathroom door was open as we promised. I watched as Mom jumped in with sis I smiled and brushed my teeth and Sis commented how nice Moms breast were. I opened the shower door looked in and motioned for Mom to turn around she looked good small waist nice ass. Course she never had any kids of her own. OK I have to end this , And this is the end of the story any way. Two or three days and Mom never showered in our wing and more. So soon Sis came and started sleeping with me in my bed. She was sucking me and giving me hand jobs twice or more a day having a great time with me. I was starting to grow a little dark hair down there and my voice was changing. Mom came in pulled back the sheets what are you two doing? Sweets if you have a weak moment he is going to make a baby in you. understand? Yes Momma we both said. She covered us up and walked out. I remember the day well Dad measured me and Sis I finally was taller at 5 foot 5 I had her by a half inch. Mom and Dad Got snowed in at work so we were just horsing around. Sis had a plan ,I didn't have a clue. She did her hair real pretty all bouncy and in curls. She put on her pearls and took off everything but her sox. We were running naked through the house Sis was digging in Moms bed side stand and medicine cabinet. What are you looking for? Contraceptives she said. They don't use em I told her. why? Sis said. They wanted kid and have tried for them their whole marriage, so that's why they got us. So do you have a boy friend you never told me about?I asked Sis. No she was looking down with a tear in her eye. I was just having that weak moment Mom talked about. Sis I love you and I want sex but you never do.I said. You never try ! You never touch me ! I do all the touching and I never get to feel good by you! She pouted and walked away. I went to her bed room sat on her bed Sis this is serious. You are young and you never said you wanted to or any thing. Soon I'll be fifteen and I have never even been fingered . Most the girls last year got popped and Ester ,fat Debbie and I are the only virgins left in my class. That's three out of the whole class. So I named girls and she named the boys that did the deed. Wow !I never would of guessed Those girls are so sweet. They still are said Sis, they just got popped. I also want to go swimming on my period so I need you for another reason. What are you talking about? Well once you have sex then a tampon goes in. You can swim with a tampon in on your period .Stupid! get it! Just cram a tampon in Sis. No you don't get it. My cherry is a gift. I only have one and I love you so much I want to give it to you. You will never get one cause the girl you marry will have crammed a tampon in her self at 14 and you will never know a virgin. I also want you to make love to me. Just once real nice please. I know its going to hurt me some. Sis you are so beautiful I'm afraid your gonna hate me. So for the first time we stood face to face and I hugged her naked and kissed her mouth. I felt her breast on my chest my cok rose between her legs. OHH this is so sexy I feel I'm getting wet She said. We kept kissing and she was getting lost in lust. She was moving her hips and my cok was getting wet as it slid under her pussi. Her pearls her hair her full hard warm breast. I was intoxicated by my sister. She threw the blankets off the bed and pulled me down on her kissing deeper and deeper. I had both hands rubbing her breast for the first time . She was under my control and I could do what I want. I stopped cold. Sis snap out of it I am only thirteen you sure. YESSSS she whispered. She fell back eat my poosi but don't break my cherry yet. So I started and had a real problem gagging on the hair. She had lots of hair. I was grossed out and washed out my mouth in the sink. Sis grabbed some scissors and whacked her bush on the toilet. Next she foamed up with bikini foam and then a moment later she was showering the bottom half. Not a nubbin of hair left feel me Sis said. And I did. Look we have to start over I'm cold. We don't have to I told her. I don't want to give my cherry to some punk who lies and only wants to plow me and dump me. she said . Will you tell the girls I popped you? She thought and said, yes I will. They will think I wrestled you down or popped you in your sleep. So I put her in a hold and we rolled on the floor. You know I didn't wear pearls, do my hair and wear perfume because I want to wrestle you. She playfully bit my thigh. But if you want I will subdue you tomorrow when I'm not naked. I will tell the truth I asked you and you got my cherry .So we 69'd and I kissed and she kissed and I used my tongue. This was the only day I licked a cherry. Yes it was a gift. I kept opening her and licking deep. She said it was a feeling she never forgot. I played and looked at her cherry for a long time hour after hour. It was so fragile it is amazing these things aren't broken earlier. Now as I played with her poosi she got a little dry so stupid me, I came down my leg ,I couldn't help it, but i used my come and rubbed it on her poosi . Not to smart was I. Her poosi lips were all swollen and laying flat and her cllt was big and I sucked on it. even pulled the hood back and licked it like she said. She said lets go about ten times. Its OK to lose your virginity at 13 she said moaning as I ate her out for the fourth time. I was putting off the deed it scared me. It was four in the morning and we had been naked playing since five PM . Give it one last kiss and break it with you tongue if your afraid. Right now and she used my full name. So I kissed it and pushed my tongue with all my might. I saw a hole very small. Did I do that or was it like that? So I pushed some more Sis gave a small shreek. I made some headway. Girl poosi's have all this flexibility. like nothing is solid down there except the pubic bone and cllt . squishy is a good word for girl poosi. Blubbery maybe not but lots of folds and everything stretches. My sisters poosi was so small as a virgin and it was so huge when she had a baby. Back to the story. Its for a cok brother and she pulled me face to face. And for the first time I rolled my cok around her vulva. Rubbing and pushing her cllt and up and down her lips were wide begging me to enter. I can't do it Sis this is wrong and I started to cry. I was still rolling my cok up and down touching her cherry. she breathed sharply every time I touched it with my cok . Will you lean up and kiss me. As I did right when my lips met hers , I felt her poosi surround me and engulf my cok . Sis french kissed me and her tongue was sweet in my mouth. I knew it really hurt her but she kept kissing and wouldn't let go. I was in heaven When my mouth broke free we both moaned but we were afraid to move our hips. Sis pulled my hips closer and moaned so I backed up . No she cried and pulled me back in more. I felt a urge to really hump her but I didn't . I just held still. I held and held she was so tight on me and I was half way down on my shaft wanting more. So I let loose and started humping slow but couldn't help it and went fairly fast with full strokes in and out and Sis broke in to a full cry for about three breaths then she said oh my gosh keep plowing me harder. I was plowing as hard as a 13 year old could. You all know what happened. I wanted to pull out, but I wanted to finish in her .it was so good. She said don't come in me, but her hips were going full speed with me. Yes she took it all and just lay there with me still in her. I pulled out and looked her over and wiped her with a tissue by the bed. You got a tear her and here Sis and I did good. Did we mess up the sheets no we are fine ( I lied ) that was so good she said. How is your cok ? Did I hurt you? Hell no sis ten minutes in you got easy. I now had my fingers in her playing in her poosi. Can I break whats left of your cherry or you want to save it for your a tampon or you husband who has a bigger cok . Look close will a tampon ruin it or not. Maybe here but not over here for sure. My cok made a hole I popped my sister I'm a stud. I'll save some cherry it it hangs on, Maybe my husband will think I'm a virgin. Sis missed four periods in a row but never gained weight and always failed the pregnancy test. We were scared. When I turned 15 I plowed my step mother for a month and she got pregnant and had a boy.and when I was 16 she asked me for a girl and I gave her another boy. and when I was 18 she called me and I gave her the girl she wanted. She said three kids was enough and my foster parents were parents. My sister and I are still close. She never became sexually active which surprised me. I got what was left of her cherry on her 29th birthday. She was lonely and had another weak moment. Yes pearls and perfume and it was only her second time. and yes it did hurt her as my cok was easy twice what it was in girth. And no she didn't get pregnant as I was watching her period so I knew when was safe. I dated and made love to three girls and married the last one and we have a baby girl. all is well
07-21-2012, 08:07:30: I was a normal young boy. I started having erections in bed and since I didn't know my foster parents well, only been there a couple months. I asked my sister about sex. Well I was 13 and she was 14 1/2. I just didn't know anything. Honest! Well my sister always spoke for me cause I was shy. She always picked out my pants and shirt and lay them out. She took care of me after Mom and Dad were taken away. Well the foster parents were clueless but nice people who never had kids just pets. The place was huge and my sister and I had one wing of the house and they and their pets had the other. We would eat dinner and around 9 turn in and go to our rooms. That night my sister had brought a book from school about male anatomy. Lots of pictures and information about boy stuff we sat on our bellys and read the whole thing and studied every picture that night. She said she was learning a lot. I learned a bunch. The next day after school as we were walking to the bus she stopped in the drug store to buy feminine napkins. I had lots of questions that she didn't answer which made me mad. So I took the box opened them up and read the instructions which helped me understand. Maybe a couple days went by and my sister came in my room to lay out my things for the next day and she said I was asleep with a big erection. She pulled back the sheets to look and couldn't help but touch me. My sister was getting bolder and bolder. She was budding breast and hips and walking in our wing naked to and from the bathroom. I started leaving my door open just to see her. She had a very cute figure. She once walked in on me when I was in the shower and said oops and left. Then she said your my brother. I got to go, and she sat on the toilet. No big deal, I thought, but from then on she gave me no privacy. Finally the day came she brought a sex movie home from her friend. That's when I got the whole story and my eyes were open. That is when she stopped holding back also. About 9:30 she told me to take a shower as she did every night of my life. When I did in a minute she came in with me. I was hay get out. Turn around and she used my full name which was what Mom did when I was bad so I did. She looked at my soft little with just had peach fuzz for pubic hair. I want to touch it she said. No its mine I said, but that didn't stop her. she soaped me up real good and I was hard and I was holding on the walls and she gave me my first hand job. I had never jerked yet, just held my self and felt my self. I could barely stand up it felt so good. I didn't come, but I was really turned on. How did you like it she said. I just slid to the bottom of the shower then grabbed my self. Sis it was something I think I said. looking up at my sister she was wide legged over me and she pointed the shower to her vulva. She was enjoying it for a while as I watched from below with a great view I had never seen before. Not like I could see much as she was not touching her self the water was doing all the work. My sister squatted down after she turned off the water and soaped me up some more. Oh my gosh she was slow then fast then slow then switched hands then slow I was feeling something boil up inside of me then I came for the first time with her and me watching.I couldn't help it I groaned real loud when I did. Of course I was 13 it was a high pitch groan I am sure. It surprised me but it felt so good. It wasn't much either just a little bit of thin clear white fluid. I stayed hard and she kept jacking me wanting me to come again. I never did, though she said I should have more. I didn't. Hell It was my first time. We had to shower again as the soap was beginning to dry. I think I jacked all night till I fell asleep. The next morning I woke to my sister who pulled back the sheets to my morning erection. She just took the liberty with out asking and started on me. The average boy your age does this three or four times a day. The average boy my age is twice my size and has bigger everything. Its Ok you don't even have hair yet. Ouch you hurt me I said. How? she asked me, as she stopped. The skin up here on the end see how red it is .Its split and bleeding you pulled down to hard. So my sister went to the kitchen and asked for a antibiotic cream from the foster parents. In an half hour I was in an emergency room. Remember I am real shy. I wouldn't let my sister go no matter how many times they wanted to throw her out. Well the nurse Smiled and told the foster parents I would live! Just joking! I was Fine, she said just be gentle and don't pull back the skin so hard when I jerked. This tear may work its way back or it may just be fine ,its only fore skin she said. When he grows up and has sex will it bother him my sister asked, as I clutched her arm standing there with my pants down. Just then a lady doctor walked in and started examining me. I got real hard real fast and the cut at the end opened up some. Does that hurt she asked. I nodded as I hid my face behind my sisters arm. You need to leave the doctor told my sister. I grabbed her waist band and wouldn't let go, her pants ripped and they took her out. I was terrified! The Doctor said this will never heal at his age. How many erections will this boy have a day twenty? He has to..... you know. The nurse knelt down while I was hard, how about a couple stitches? That should fix it, she whispered to the Doctor. Lets just cut it off he will thank us later and we can keep him here over night. The doctor said. I grabbed my cok and screamed my sisters name and ran for the door. The big doctor lady held me and I kept screaming. He is loosing it, let him go said the nurse. Which only made me scream more. An orderly came in and held me while the Doctor gave me a shot. I only remember coming to and my sister sitting on my bed still in the emergency room. I woke up both hands tied down. With tears in my eyes I asked her did they cut it off! They said they were going to. I can't feel any thing. My sister just said, its Ok its for the best. No I said! NO I want it back. Don't make a fool of your self its only skin. I still have a cok ? Yes she looked in my eyes they didn't cut that off. I came in and you were going under. I asked a lot of questions and I gave the go ahead. She told me she was sorry she hurt me and she wasn't going to leave the hospital with out me. They took me home a few hours later and I stayed home from school a few days until the soreness wore off. My foster parents watched as my sister changed dressings every day and the lady doctor gave me a clean bill of health some few days latter. The one medicine they gave me stopped erections and in a month my sister gave me the last spoon full with a bet you'll be glad to get hard again speech. That evening my sister had KY jelly and came to my room. Lets see how it works? She tenderly jerkedme. It felt so different. She was so worried, she would hurt me. Well I was reading all about girls and female anatomy while I was home. Let me tell you it is so un-male to read about sex with out getting a hard on . It is no fun and like reading math or science. I was unaffected by my beautiful sister running around naked here and there. When the medicine wore off and my hormones kicked in wow I was horney and HARD HARD HARD. I was told to jerk gently and with KY jelly only once a day by the lady doctor. A male doctor stepped in and said later do it as much as you want but don't be ruff. So my sister and I jacked me off for a month. I came out of the shower and my sister was on the pot. Turn around she said. She was putting on a Pad. Hay we have no secrets I told her. Suit your self and she pee'd and she put on a pad while I watched. Cool I said. Are you kidding yuck she said. Soon I followed her in, in a couple hours and I said let me do it. No she said. but that didn't stop me. How come you don't use tampons. I'm a virgin silly. So, I said OK why don't you use tampons? Ok buddy boy I'll show you in a couple days. Now !is not the time. So I gave up. The next day there was a huge thunder storm and the city went dark on the buss ride to school. So everyone was sent home and We only had a couple candles and the foster parents were in the city and the train they took wasn't running. It was getting cold and the furnace couldn't run. So We snuggled in the living room under the blanket. Well my sister was playing with me and She said she wanted to give be a blow job. So she was sucking on me and I said when do you blow. I came in her mouth and as she was heading for the trash can to spit it out The lights came on and The foster parents came in. She still spit it out and the foster Mom ran to her are you OK honey . I was zipping up trying not to be seen. But sis was busted. She had some come on her chin and the smell. The foster Mom was OH! OH! OH! and went to her room. Dad was talking sports with me. Sis washed up and talked with her and Dad never knew. What did you tell her? Cause you never lie. I told her it was my first time and I wanted to make sure you were OK. I was testing your cok I said. You mean tasting. I replied. Too musty for me and a little salty she said. I asked if if she ever did she said sure. So we laughed. When Mom finally came in I told her quietly everything works down there, I know for sure, thanks to Sister. You know Honey you could of asked me. I have been around the block a few times and I'm only 15 years older than you. Ask me anything. I know the answers. Really as my Sister walked back in the room. Why do I get hard so may times a day and sometimes for no reason. Cause your normal and so young. When you get older, it wont happen so much. How do keep from getting hard when I look at a girl? Honey unless you just jerked you cant help it. How about now? could any thing make you hard? Sis come here and rub a little . Guess I'm OK . I just have to jerk offbetween every class. Gym class, said Sis. Oh yea Gym Is the worst those shorts.That night after being busted Mom walked in our wing and kissed us and tucked us in. In a hour she was back and my sister was asleep. both our doors were never closed but Mom closed it behind her turned on my light and examined my cok . looks fine. How did it feel being your first time since the operation. Now I could lie, my sister never. Well it was so different but I'm pretty new at this stuff I came for the first time just a while ago. Its all a new feeling you know. Mom came back with the KY and said twice in a night is fine at your age. Yes she did jack me off and when I came she smiled it wiped me up. yea your fine. My foster mom wow! I'm not done yet. Mom was waiting as Sis walked out of the bathroom after we both showered we were naked. Well we will just leave the door open and I'll join you both she said and save hot water ta boot. Are You guys having sex? Wait said sis we been naked since day one with each other. I'm leaving all the doors open so come and go as you want. and we are both virgins. Mom said fine with me I will take you up on your invitation. Sure enough The next morning Mom came prancing in wearing a towel as I was combing my hair and sis was in the shower. The bathroom door was open as we promised. I watched as Mom jumped in with sis I smiled and brushed my teeth and Sis commented how nice Moms breast were. I opened the shower door looked in and motioned for Mom to turn around she looked good small waist nice ass. Course she never had any kids of her own. OK I have to end this , And this is the end of the story any way. Two or three days and Mom never showered in our wing and more. So soon Sis came and started sleeping with me in my bed. She was sucking me and giving me hand jobs twice or more a day having a great time with me. I was starting to grow a little dark hair down there and my voice was changing. Mom came in pulled back the sheets what are you two doing? Sweets if you have a weak moment he is going to make a baby in you. understand? Yes Momma we both said. She covered us up and walked out. I remember the day well Dad measured me and Sis I finally was taller at 5 foot 5 I had her by a half inch. Mom and Dad Got snowed in at work so we were just horsing around. Sis had a plan ,I didn't have a clue. She did her hair real pretty all bouncy and in curls. She put on her pearls and took off everything but her sox. We were running naked through the house Sis was digging in Moms bed side stand and medicine cabinet. What are you looking for? Contraceptives she said. They don't use em I told her. why? Sis said. They wanted kid and have tried for them their whole marriage, so that's why they got us. So do you have a boy friend you never told me about?I asked Sis. No she was looking down with a tear in her eye. I was just having that weak moment Mom talked about. Sis I love you and I want sex but you never do.I said. You never try ! You never touch me ! I do all the touching and I never get to feel good by you! She pouted and walked away. I went to her bed room sat on her bed Sis this is serious. You are young and you never said you wanted to or any thing. Soon I'll be fifteen and I have never even been fingered . Most the girls last year got popped and Ester ,fat Debbie and I are the only virgins left in my class. That's three out of the whole class. So I named girls and she named the boys that did the deed. Wow !I never would of guessed Those girls are so sweet. They still are said Sis, they just got popped. I also want to go swimming on my period so I need you for another reason. What are you talking about? Well once you have sex then a tampon goes in. You can swim with a tampon in on your period .Stupid! get it! Just cram a tampon in Sis. No you don't get it. My cherry is a gift. I only have one and I love you so much I want to give it to you. You will never get one cause the girl you marry will have crammed a tampon in her self at 14 and you will never know a virgin. I also want you to make love to me. Just once real nice please. I know its going to hurt me some. Sis you are so beautiful I'm afraid your gonna hate me. So for the first time we stood face to face and I hugged her naked and kissed her mouth. I felt her breast on my chest my cok rose between her legs. OHH this is so sexy I feel I'm getting wet She said. We kept kissing and she was getting lost in lust. She was moving her hips and my cok was getting wet as it slid under her pussi. Her pearls her hair her full hard warm breast. I was intoxicated by my sister. She threw the blankets off the bed and pulled me down on her kissing deeper and deeper. I had both hands rubbing her breast for the first time . She was under my control and I could do what I want. I stopped cold. Sis snap out of it I am only thirteen you sure. YESSSS she whispered. She fell back eat my poosi but don't break my cherry yet. So I started and had a real problem gagging on the hair. She had lots of hair. I was grossed out and washed out my mouth in the sink. Sis grabbed some scissors and whacked her bush on the toilet. Next she foamed up with bikini foam and then a moment later she was showering the bottom half. Not a nubbin of hair left feel me Sis said. And I did. Look we have to start over I'm cold. We don't have to I told her. I don't want to give my cherry to some punk who lies and only wants to plow me and dump me. she said . Will you tell the girls I popped you? She thought and said, yes I will. They will think I wrestled you down or popped you in your sleep. So I put her in a hold and we rolled on the floor. You know I didn't wear pearls, do my hair and wear perfume because I want to wrestle you. She playfully bit my thigh. But if you want I will subdue you tomorrow when I'm not naked. I will tell the truth I asked you and you got my cherry .So we 69'd and I kissed and she kissed and I used my tongue. This was the only day I licked a cherry. Yes it was a gift. I kept opening her and licking deep. She said it was a feeling she never forgot. I played and looked at her cherry for a long time hour after hour. It was so fragile it is amazing these things aren't broken earlier. Now as I played with her poosi she got a little dry so stupid me, I came down my leg ,I couldn't help it, but i used my come and rubbed it on her poosi . Not to smart was I. Her poosi lips were all swollen and laying flat and her cllt was big and I sucked on it. even pulled the hood back and licked it like she said. She said lets go about ten times. Its OK to lose your virginity at 13 she said moaning as I ate her out for the fourth time. I was putting off the deed it scared me. It was four in the morning and we had been naked playing since five PM . Give it one last kiss and break it with you tongue if your afraid. Right now and she used my full name. So I kissed it and pushed my tongue with all my might. I saw a hole very small. Did I do that or was it like that? So I pushed some more Sis gave a small shreek. I made some headway. Girl poosi's have all this flexibility. like nothing is solid down there except the pubic bone and cllt . squishy is a good word for girl poosi. Blubbery maybe not but lots of folds and everything stretches. My sisters poosi was so small as a virgin and it was so huge when she had a baby. Back to the story. Its for a cok brother and she pulled me face to face. And for the first time I rolled my cok around her vulva. Rubbing and pushing her cllt and up and down her lips were wide begging me to enter. I can't do it Sis this is wrong and I started to cry. I was still rolling my cok up and down touching her cherry. she breathed sharply every time I touched it with my cok . Will you lean up and kiss me. As I did right when my lips met hers , I felt her poosi surround me and engulf my cok . Sis french kissed me and her tongue was sweet in my mouth. I knew it really hurt her but she kept kissing and wouldn't let go. I was in heaven When my mouth broke free we both moaned but we were afraid to move our hips. Sis pulled my hips closer and moaned so I backed up . No she cried and pulled me back in more. I felt a urge to really hump her but I didn't . I just held still. I held and held she was so tight on me and I was half way down on my shaft wanting more. So I let loose and started humping slow but couldn't help it and went fairly fast with full strokes in and out and Sis broke in to a full cry for about three breaths then she said oh my gosh keep plowing me harder. I was plowing as hard as a 13 year old could. You all know what happened. I wanted to pull out, but I wanted to finish in her .it was so good. She said don't come in me, but her hips were going full speed with me. Yes she took it all and just lay there with me still in her. I pulled out and looked her over and wiped her with a tissue by the bed. You got a tear her and here Sis and I did good. Did we mess up the sheets no we are fine ( I lied ) that was so good she said. How is your cok ? Did I hurt you? Hell no sis ten minutes in you got easy. I now had my fingers in her playing in her poosi. Can I break whats left of your cherry or you want to save it for your a tampon or you husband who has a bigger cok . Look close will a tampon ruin it or not. Maybe here but not over here for sure. My cok made a hole I popped my sister I'm a stud. I'll save some cherry it it hangs on, Maybe my husband will think I'm a virgin. Sis missed four periods in a row but never gained weight and always failed the pregnancy test. We were scared. When I turned 15 I plowed my step mother for a month and she got pregnant and had a boy.and when I was 16 she asked me for a girl and I gave her another boy. and when I was 18 she called me and I gave her the girl she wanted. She said three kids was enough and my foster parents were parents. My sister and I are still close. She never became sexually active which surprised me. I got what was left of her cherry on her 29th birthday. She was lonely and had another weak moment. 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In this region, in the month of June, American travelers are extremely numerous; it may be said, indeed, that Vevey assumes at this period some of the characteristics of an American watering place. There are sights and sounds which evoke a vision, an echo, of Newport and Saratoga. There is a flitting hither and thither of "stylish" young girls, a rustling of muslin flounces, a rattle of dance music in the morning hours, a sound of high-pitched voices at all times. You receive an impression of these things at the excellent inn of the "Trois Couronnes" and are transported in fancy to the Ocean House or to Congress Hall. But at the "Trois Couronnes," it must be added, there are other features that are much at variance with these suggestions: neat German waiters, who look like secretaries of legation; Russian princesses sitting in the garden; little Polish boys walking about held by the hand, with their governors; a view of the sunny crest of the Dent du Midi and the picturesque towers of the Castle of Chillon. I hardly know whether it was the analogies or the differences that were uppermost in the mind of a young American, who, two or three years ago, sat in the garden of the "Trois Couronnes," looking about him, rather idly, at some of the graceful objects I have mentioned. It was a beautiful summer morning, and in whatever fashion the young American looked at things, they must have seemed to him charming. He had come from Geneva the day before by the little steamer, to see his aunt, who was staying at the hotel--Geneva having been for a long time his place of residence. But his aunt had a headache-- his aunt had almost always a headache--and now she was shut up in her room, smelling camphor, so that he was at liberty to wander about. He was some seven-and-twenty years of age; when his friends spoke of him, they usually said that he was at Geneva "studying." When his enemies spoke of him, they said--but, after all, he had no enemies; he was an extremely amiable fellow, and universally liked. What I should say is, simply, that when certain persons spoke of him they affirmed that the reason of his spending so much time at Geneva was that he was extremely devoted to a lady who lived there--a foreign lady--a person older than himself. Very few Americans--indeed, I think none--had ever seen this lady, about whom there were some singular stories. But Winterbourne had an old attachment for the little metropolis of Calvinism; he had been put to school there as a boy, and he had afterward gone to college there--circumstances which had led to his forming a great many youthful friendships. Many of these he had kept, and they were a source of great satisfaction to him. After knocking at his aunt's door and learning that she was indisposed, he had taken a walk about the town, and then he had come in to his breakfast. He had now finished his breakfast; but he was drinking a small cup of coffee, which had been served to him on a little table in the garden by one of the waiters who looked like an attache. At last he finished his coffee and lit a cigarette. Presently a small boy came walking along the path--an urchin of nine or ten. The child, who was diminutive for his years, had an aged expression of countenance, a pale complexion, and sharp little features. He was dressed in knickerbockers, with red stockings, which displayed his poor little spindle-shanks; he also wore a brilliant red cravat. He carried in his hand a long alpenstock, the sharp point of which he thrust into everything that he approached--the flowerbeds, the garden benches, the trains of the ladies' dresses. In front of Winterbourne he paused, looking at him with a pair of bright, penetrating little eyes. "Will you give me a lump of sugar?" he asked in a sharp, hard little voice-- a voice immature and yet, somehow, not young. Winterbourne glanced at the small table near him, on which his coffee service rested, and saw that several morsels of sugar remained. "Yes, you may take one," he answered; "but I don't think sugar is good for little boys." This little boy stepped forward and carefully selected three of the coveted fragments, two of which he buried in the pocket of his knickerbockers, depositing the other as promptly in another place. He poked his alpenstock, lance-fashion, into Winterbourne's bench and tried to crack the lump of sugar with his teeth. "Oh, blazes; it's har-r-d!" he exclaimed, pronouncing the adjective in a peculiar manner. Winterbourne had immediately perceived that he might have the honor of claiming him as a fellow countryman. "Take care you don't hurt your teeth," he said, paternally. "I haven't got any teeth to hurt. They have all come out. I have only got seven teeth. My mother counted them last night, and one came out right afterward. She said she'd slap me if any more came out. I can't help it. It's this old Europe. It's the climate that makes them come out. In America they didn't come out. It's these hotels." Winterbourne was much amused. "If you eat three lumps of sugar, your mother will certainly slap you," he said. "She's got to give me some candy, then," rejoined his young interlocutor. "I can't get any candy here--any American candy. American candy's the best candy." "And are American little boys the best little boys?" asked Winterbourne. "I don't know. I'm an American boy," said the child. "I see you are one of the best!" laughed Winterbourne. "Are you an American man?" pursued this vivacious infant. And then, on Winterbourne's affirmative reply--"American men are the best," he declared. His companion thanked him for the compliment, and the child, who had now got astride of his alpenstock, stood looking about him, while he attacked a second lump of sugar. Winterbourne wondered if he himself had been like this in his infancy, for he had been brought to Europe at about this age. "Here comes my sister!" cried the child in a moment. "She's an American girl." Winterbourne looked along the path and saw a beautiful young lady advancing. "American girls are the best girls," he said cheerfully to his young companion. "My sister ain't the best!" the child declared. "She's always blowing at me." "I imagine that is your fault, not hers," said Winterbourne. The young lady meanwhile had drawn near. She was dressed in white muslin, with a hundred frills and flounces, and knots of pale-colored ribbon. She was bareheaded, but she balanced in her hand a large parasol, with a deep border of embroidery; and she was strikingly, admirably pretty. "How pretty they are!" thought Winterbourne, straightening himself in his seat, as if he were prepared to rise. The young lady paused in front of his bench, near the parapet of the garden, which overlooked the lake. The little boy had now converted his alpenstock into a vaulting pole, by the aid of which he was springing about in the gravel and kicking it up not a little. "Randolph," said the young lady, "what are you doing?" "I'm going up the Alps," replied Randolph. "This is the way!" And he gave another little jump, scattering the pebbles about Winterbourne's ears. "That's the way they come down," said Winterbourne. "He's an American man!" cried Randolph, in his little hard voice. The young lady gave no heed to this announcement, but looked straight at her brother. "Well, I guess you had better be quiet," she simply observed. It seemed to Winterbourne that he had been in a manner presented. He got up and stepped slowly toward the young girl, throwing away his cigarette. "This little boy and I have made acquaintance," he said, with great civility. In Geneva, as he had been perfectly aware, a young man was not at liberty to speak to a young unmarried lady except under certain rarely occurring conditions; but here at Vevey, what conditions could be better than these?-- a pretty American girl coming and standing in front of you in a garden. This pretty American girl, however, on hearing Winterbourne's observation, simply glanced at him; she then turned her head and looked over the parapet, at the lake and the opposite mountains. He wondered whether he had gone too far, but he decided that he must advance farther, rather than retreat. While he was thinking of something else to say, the young lady turned to the little boy again. "I should like to know where you got that pole," she said. "I bought it," responded Randolph. "You don't mean to say you're going to take it to Italy?" "Yes, I am going to take it to Italy," the child declared. The young girl glanced over the front of her dress and smoothed out a knot or two of ribbon. Then she rested her eyes upon the prospect again. "Well, I guess you had better leave it somewhere," she said after a moment. "Are you going to Italy?" Winterbourne inquired in a tone of great respect. The young lady glanced at him again. "Yes, sir," she replied. And she said nothing more. "Are you--a-- going over the Simplon?" Winterbourne pursued, a little embarrassed. "I don't know," she said. "I suppose it's some mountain. Randolph, what mountain are we going over?" "Going where?" the child demanded. "To Italy," Winterbourne explained. "I don't know," said Randolph. "I don't want to go to Italy. I want to go to America." "Oh, Italy is a beautiful place!" rejoined the young man. "Can you get candy there?" Randolph loudly inquired. "I hope not," said his sister. "I guess you have had enough candy, and mother thinks so too." "I haven't had any for ever so long--for a hundred weeks!" cried the boy, still jumping about. The young lady inspected her flounces and smoothed her ribbons again; and Winterbourne presently risked an observation upon the beauty of the view. He was ceasing to be embarrassed, for he had begun to perceive that she was not in the least embarrassed herself. There had not been the slightest alteration in her charming complexion; she was evidently neither offended nor flattered. If she looked another way when he spoke to her, and seemed not particularly to hear him, this was simply her habit, her manner. Yet, as he talked a little more and pointed out some of the objects of interest in the view, with which she appeared quite unacquainted, she gradually gave him more of the benefit of her glance; and then he saw that this glance was perfectly direct and unshrinking. It was not, however, what would have been called an immodest glance, for the young girl's eyes were singularly honest and fresh. They were wonderfully pretty eyes; and, indeed, Winterbourne had not seen for a long time anything prettier than his fair countrywoman's various features--her complexion, her nose, her ears, her teeth. He had a great relish for feminine beauty; he was addicted to observing and analyzing it; and as regards this young lady's face he made several observations. It was not at all insipid, but it was not exactly expressive; and though it was eminently delicate, Winterbourne mentally accused it--very forgivingly--of a want of finish. He thought it very possible that Master Randolph's sister was a coquette; he was sure she had a spirit of her own; but in her bright, sweet, superficial little visage there was no mockery, no irony. Before long it became obvious that she was much disposed toward conversation. She told him that they were going to Rome for the winter--she and her mother and Randolph. She asked him if he was a "real American"; she shouldn't have taken him for one; he seemed more like a German--this was said after a little hesitation-- especially when he spoke. Winterbourne, laughing, answered that he had met Germans who spoke like Americans, but that he had not, so far as he remembered, met an American who spoke like a German. Then he asked her if she should not be more comfortable in sitting upon the bench which he had just quitted. She answered that she liked standing up and walking about; but she presently sat down. She told him she was from New York State--"if you know where that is." Winterbourne learned more about her by catching hold of her small, slippery brother and making him stand a few minutes by his side. "Tell me your name, my boy," he said. "Randolph C. Miller," said the boy sharply. "And I'll tell you her name"; and he leveled his alpenstock at his sister. "You had better wait till you are asked!" said this young lady calmly. "I should like very much to know your name," said Winterbourne. "Her name is Daisy Miller!" cried the child. "But that isn't her real name; that isn't her name on her cards." "It's a pity you haven't got one of my cards!" said Miss Miller. "Her real name is Annie P. Miller," the boy went on. "Ask him his name," said his sister, indicating Winterbourne. But on this point Randolph seemed perfectly indifferent; he continued to supply information with regard to his own family. "My father's name is Ezra B. Miller," he announced. "My father ain't in Europe; my father's in a better place than Europe;." Winterbourne imagined for a moment that this was the manner in which the child had been taught to intimate that Mr. Miller had been removed to the sphere of celestial reward. But Randolph immediately added, "My father's in Schenectady. He's got a big business. My father's rich, you bet!" "Well!" ejaculated Miss Miller, lowering her parasol and looking at the embroidered border. Winterbourne presently released the child, who departed, dragging his alpenstock along the path. "He doesn't like Europe," said the young girl. "He wants to go back." "To Schenectady, you mean?" "Yes; he wants to go right home. He hasn't got any boys here. There is one boy here, but he always goes round with a teacher; they won't let him play." "And your brother hasn't any teacher?" Winterbourne inquired. "Mother thought of getting him one, to travel round with us. There was a lady told her of a very good teacher; an American lady--perhaps you know her--Mrs. Sanders. I think she came from Boston. She told her of this teacher, and we thought of getting him to travel round with us. But Randolph said he didn't want a teacher traveling round with us. He said he wouldn't have lessons when he was in the cars. And we are in the cars about half the time. There was an English lady we met in the cars--I think her name was Miss Featherstone; perhaps you know her. She wanted to know why I didn't give Randolph lessons--give him 'instruction,' she called it. I guess he could give me more instruction than I could give him. He's very smart." "Yes," said Winterbourne; "he seems very smart." "Mother's going to get a teacher for him as soon as we get to Italy. Can you get good teachers in Italy?" "Very good, I should think," said Winterbourne. "Or else she's going to find some school. He ought to learn some more. He's only nine. He's going to college." And in this way Miss Miller continued to converse upon the affairs of her family and upon other topics. 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09-04-2012, 15:37:14: King Hrothgar of Denmark, a descendant of the great king Shield Sheafson, enjoys a prosperous and successful reign. He builds a great mead-hall, called Heorot, where his warriors can gather to drink, receive gifts from their lord, and listen to stories sung by the scops, or bards. But the jubilant noise from Heorot angers Grendel, a horrible demon who lives in the swamplands of Hrothgar’s kingdom. Grendel terrorizes the Danes every night, killing them and defeating their efforts to fight back. The Danes suffer many years of fear, danger, and death at the hands of Grendel. Eventually, however, a young Geatish warrior named Beowulf hears of Hrothgar’s plight. Inspired by the challenge, Beowulf sails to Denmark with a small company of men, determined to defeat Grendel. Hrothgar, who had once done a great favor for Beowulf’s father Ecgtheow, accepts Beowulf’s offer to fight Grendel and holds a feast in the hero’s honor. During the feast, an envious Dane named Unferth taunts Beowulf and accuses him of being unworthy of his reputation. Beowulf responds with a boastful description of some of his past accomplishments. His confidence cheers the Danish warriors, and the feast lasts merrily into the night. At last, however, Grendel arrives. Beowulf fights him unarmed, proving himself stronger than the demon, who is terrified. As Grendel struggles to escape, Beowulf tears the monster’s arm off. Mortally wounded, Grendel slinks back into the swamp to die. The severed arm is hung high in the mead-hall as a trophy of victory. Overjoyed, Hrothgar showers Beowulf with gifts and treasure at a feast in his honor. Songs are sung in praise of Beowulf, and the celebration lasts late into the night. But another threat is approaching. Grendel’s mother, a swamp-hag who lives in a desolate lake, comes to Heorot seeking revenge for her son’s death. She murders Aeschere, one of Hrothgar’s most trusted advisers, before slinking away. To avenge Aeschere’s death, the company travels to the murky swamp, where Beowulf dives into the water and fights Grendel’s mother in her underwater lair. He kills her with a sword forged for a giant, then, finding Grendel’s corpse, decapitates it and brings the head as a prize to Hrothgar. The Danish countryside is now purged of its treacherous monsters. The Danes are again overjoyed, and Beowulf’s fame spreads across the kingdom. Beowulf departs after a sorrowful goodbye to Hrothgar, who has treated him like a son. He returns to Geatland, where he and his men are reunited with their king and queen, Hygelac and Hygd, to whom Beowulf recounts his adventures in Denmark. Beowulf then hands over most of his treasure to Hygelac, who, in turn, rewards him. In time, Hygelac is killed in a war against the Shylfings, and, after Hygelac’s son dies, Beowulf ascends to the throne of the Geats. He rules wisely for fifty years, bringing prosperity to Geatland. When Beowulf is an old man, however, a thief disturbs a barrow, or mound, where a great dragon lies guarding a horde of treasure. Enraged, the dragon emerges from the barrow and begins unleashing fiery destruction upon the Geats. Sensing his own death approaching, Beowulf goes to fight the dragon. With the aid of Wiglaf, he succeeds in killing the beast, but at a heavy cost. The dragon bites Beowulf in the neck, and its fiery venom kills him moments after their encounter. The Geats fear that their enemies will attack them now that Beowulf is dead. According to Beowulf’s wishes, they burn their departed king’s body on a huge funeral pyre and then bury him with a massive treasure in a barrow overlooking the sea
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09-07-2012, 08:15:57: The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald Chapter 1 In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,." he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had.." He didn't say any more, but we've always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence, I'm inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores. The abnormal mind is quick to detect and attach itself to this quality when it appears in a normal person, and so it came about that in college I was unjustly accused of being a politician, because I was privy to the secret griefs of wild, unknown men. Most of the confidences were unsought - frequently I have feigned sleep, preoccupation, or a hostile levity when I realized by some unmistakable sign that an intimate revelation was quivering on the horizon; for the intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions. Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope. I am still a little afraid of missing something if I forget that, as my father snobbishly suggested, and I snobbishly repeat, a sense of the fundamental decencies is parcelled out unequally at birth. And, after boasting this way of my tolerance, I come to the admission that it has a limit. Conduct may be founded on the hard rock or the wet marshes, but after a certain point I don't care what it's founded on. When I came back from the East last autumn I felt that I wanted the world to be in uniform and at a sort of moral attention forever; I wanted no more riotous excursions with privileged glimpses into the human heart. Only Gatsby, the man who gives his name to this book, was exempt from my reaction - Gatsby, who represented everything for which I have an unaffected scorn. If personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures, then there was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life, as if he were related to one of those intricate machines that register earthquakes ten thousand miles away. This responsiveness had nothing to do with that flabby impressionability which is dignified under the name of the "creative temperament." - it was an extraordinary gift for hope, a romantic readiness such as I have never found in any other person and which it is not likely I shall ever find again. No - Gatsby turned out all right at the end; it is what preyed on Gatsby, what foul dust floated in the wake of his dreams that temporarily closed out my interest in the abortive sorrows and short-winded elations of men. My family have been prominent, well-to-do people in this Middle Western city for three generations. The Carraways are something of a clan, and we have a tradition that we're descended from the Dukes of Buccleuch, but the actual founder of my line was my grandfather's brother, who came here in fifty-one, sent a substitute to the Civil War, and started the wholesale hardware business that my father carries on to-day. I never saw this great-uncle, but I'm supposed to look like him - with special reference to the rather hard-boiled painting that hangs in father's office I graduated from New Haven in 1915, just a quarter of a century after my father, and a little later I participated in that delayed Teutonic migration known as the Great War. I enjoyed the counter-raid so thoroughly that I came back restless. Instead of being the warm centre of the world, the Middle West now seemed like the ragged edge of the universe - so I decided to go East and learn the bond business. Everybody I knew was in the bond business, so I supposed it could support one more single man. All my aunts and uncles talked it over as if they were choosing a prep school for me, and finally said, "Why - ye-es,." with very grave, hesitant faces. Father agreed to finance me for a year, and after various delays I came East, permanently, I thought, in the spring of twenty-two. The practical thing was to find rooms in the city, but it was a warm season, and I had just left a country of wide lawns and friendly trees, so when a young man at the office suggested that we take a house together in a commuting town, it sounded like a great idea. He found the house, a weather-beaten cardboard bungalow at eighty a month, but at the last minute the firm ordered him to Washington, and I went out to the country alone. I had a dog - at least I had him for a few days until he ran away - and an old Dodge and a Finnish woman, who made my bed and cooked breakfast and muttered Finnish wisdom to herself over the electric stove. It was lonely for a day or so until one morning some man, more recently arrived than I, stopped me on the road. "How do you get to West Egg village?." he asked helplessly. I told him. And as I walked on I was lonely no longer. I was a guide, a pathfinder, an original settler. He had casually conferred on me the freedom of the neighborhood. And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer. There was so much to read, for one thing, and so much fine health to be pulled down out of the young breath-giving air. I bought a dozen volumes on banking and credit and investment securities, and they stood on my shelf in red and gold like new money from the mint, promising to unfold the shining secrets that only Midas and Morgan and Maecenas knew. And I had the high intention of reading many other books besides. I was rather literary in college - one year I wrote a series of very solemn and obvious editorials for the "Yale News." - and now I was going to bring back all such things into my life and become again that most limited of all specialists, the "well-rounded man.." This isn't just an epigram - life is much more successfully looked at from a single window, after all. It was a matter of chance that I should have rented a house in one of the strangest communities in North America. It was on that slender riotous island which extends itself due east of New York - and where there are, among other natural curiosities, two unusual formations of land. Twenty miles from the city a pair of enormous eggs, identical in contour and separated only by a courtesy bay, jut out into the most domesticated body of salt water in the Western hemisphere, the great wet barnyard of Long Island Sound. they are not perfect ovals - like the egg in the Columbus story, they are both crushed flat at the contact end - but their physical resemblance must be a source of perpetual confusion to the gulls that fly overhead. to the wingless a more arresting phenomenon is their dissimilarity in every particular except shape and size. I lived at West Egg, the - well, the less fashionable of the two, though this is a most superficial tag to express the bizarre and not a little sinister contrast between them. my house was at the very tip of the egg, only fifty yards from the Sound, and squeezed between two huge places that rented for twelve or fifteen thousand a season. the one on my right was a colossal affair by any standard - it was a factual imitation of some Hotel de Ville in Normandy, with a tower on one side, spanking new under a thin beard of raw ivy, and a marble swimming pool, and more than forty acres of lawn and garden. it was Gatsby's mansion. Or, rather, as I didn't know Mr. Gatsby, it was a mansion inhabited by a gentleman of that name. My own house was an eyesore, but it was a small eyesore, and it had been overlooked, so I had a view of the water, a partial view of my neighbor's lawn, and the consoling proximity of millionaires - all for eighty dollars a month. Across the courtesy bay the white palaces of fashionable East Egg glittered along the water, and the history of the summer really begins on the evening I drove over there to have dinner with the Tom Buchanans. Daisy was my second cousin once removed, and I'd known Tom in college. And just after the war I spent two days with them in Chicago. Her husband, among various physical accomplishments, had been one of the most powerful ends that ever played football at New Haven - a national figure in a way, one of those men who reach such an acute limited excellence at twenty-one that everything afterward savors of anti-climax. His family were enormously wealthy - even in college his freedom with money was a matter for reproach - but now he'd left Chicago and come East in a fashion that rather took your breath away: for instance, he'd brought down a string of polo ponies from Lake Forest. it was hard to realize that a man in my own generation was wealthy enough to do that. Why they came East I don't know. They had spent a year in France for no particular reason, and then drifted here and there unrestfully wherever people played polo and were rich together. This was a permanent move, said Daisy over the telephone, but I didn't believe it - I had no sight into Daisy's heart, but I felt that Tom would drift on forever seeking, a little wistfully, for the dramatic turbulence of some irrecoverable football game. And so it happened that on a warm windy evening I drove over to East Egg to see two old friends whom I scarcely knew at all. Their house was even more elaborate than I expected, a cheerful red-and-white Georgian Colonial mansion, overlooking the bay. The lawn started at the beach and ran toward the front door for a quarter of a mile, jumping over sun-dials and brick walks and burning gardens - finally when it reached the house drifting up the side in bright vines as though from the momentum of its run. The front was broken by a line of French windows, glowing now with reflected gold and wide open to the warm windy afternoon, and Tom Buchanan in riding clothes was standing with his legs apart on the front porch. He had changed since his New Haven years. Now he was a sturdy straw-haired man of thirty with a rather hard mouth and a supercilious manner. Two shining arrogant eyes had established dominance over his face and gave him the appearance of always leaning aggressively forward. Not even the effeminate swank of his riding clothes could hide the enormous power of that body - he seemed to fill those glistening boots until he strained the top lacing, and you could see a great pack of muscle shifting when his shoulder moved under his thin coat. It was a body capable of enormous leverage - a cruel body. His speaking voice, a gruff husky tenor, added to the impression of fractiousness he conveyed. There was a touch of paternal contempt in it, even toward people he liked - and there were men at New Haven who had hated his guts. "Now, don't think my opinion on these matters is final,." he seemed to say, "just because I'm stronger and more of a man than you are.." We were in the same senior society, and while we were never intimate I always had the impression that he approved of me and wanted me to like him with some harsh, defiant wistfulness of his own. We talked for a few minutes on the sunny porch. "I've got a nice place here,." he said, his eyes flashing about restlessly. Turning me around by one arm, he moved a broad flat hand along the front vista, including in its sweep a sunken Italian garden, a half acre of deep, pungent roses, and a snub-nosed motor-boat that bumped the tide offshore. "It belonged to Demaine, the oil man.." He turned me around again, politely and abruptly. "We'll go inside.." We walked through a high hallway into a bright rosy-colored space, fragilely bound into the house by French windows at either end. The windows were ajar and gleaming white against the fresh grass outside that seemed to grow a little way into the house. A breeze blew through the room, blew curtains in at one end and out the other like pale flags, twisting them up toward the frosted wedding-cake of the ceiling, and then rippled over the wine-colored rug, making a shadow on it as wind does on the sea. The only completely stationary object in the room was an enormous couch on which two young women were buoyed up as though upon an anchored balloon. They were both in white, and their dresses were rippling and fluttering as if they had just been blown back in after a short flight around the house. I must have stood for a few moments listening to the whip and snap of the curtains and the groan of a picture on the wall. Then there was a boom as Tom Buchanan shut the rear windows and the caught wind died out about the room, and the curtains and the rugs and the two young women ballooned slowly to the floor. The younger of the two was a stranger to me. She was extended full length at her end of the divan, completely motionless, and with her chin raised a little, as if she were balancing something on it which was quite likely to fall. If she saw me out of the corner of her eyes she gave no hint of it - indeed, I was almost surprised into murmuring an apology for having disturbed her by coming in. The other girl, Daisy, made an attempt to rise - she leaned slightly forward with a conscientious expression - then she laughed, an absurd, charming little laugh, and I laughed too and came forward into the room. "I'm p-paralyzed with happiness.." She laughed again, as if she said something very witty, and held my hand for a moment, looking up into my face, promising that there was no one in the world she so much wanted to see. That was a way she had. She hinted in a murmur that the surname of the balancing girl was Baker. (I've heard it said that Daisy's murmur was only to make people lean toward her; an irrelevant criticism that made it no less charming.) At any rate, Miss Baker's lips fluttered, she nodded at me almost imperceptibly, and then quickly tipped her head back again - the object she was balancing had obviously tottered a little and given her something of a fright. Again a sort of apology arose to my lips. Almost any exhibition of complete self-sufficiency draws a stunned tribute from me. I looked back at my cousin, who began to ask me questions in her low, thrilling voice. It was the kind of voice that the ear follows up and down, as if each speech is an arrangement of notes that will never be played again. Her face was sad and lovely with bright things in it, bright eyes and a bright passionate mouth, but there was an excitement in her voice that men who had cared for her found difficult to forget: a singing compulsion, a whispered "Listen,." a promise that she had done gay, exciting things just a while since and that there were gay, exciting things hovering in the next hour. I told her how I had stopped off in Chicago for a day on my way East, and how a dozen people had sent their love through me. "Do they miss me?." she cried ecstatically. "The whole town is desolate. All the cars have the left rear wheel painted black as a mourning wreath, and there's a persistent wail all night along the north shore.." "How gorgeous! Let's go back, Tom. To-morrow!." Then she added irrelevantly: "You ought to see the baby.." "I'd like to.." "She's asleep. She's three years old. Haven't you ever seen her?." "Never.." "Well, you ought to see her. She's - -." Tom Buchanan, who had been hovering restlessly about the room, stopped and rested his hand on my shoulder. "What you doing, Nick?." "I'm a bond man.." "Who with?." I told him. "Never heard of them,." he remarked decisively. This annoyed me. "You will,." I answered shortly. "You will if you stay in the East.." "Oh, I'll stay in the East, don't you worry,." he said, glancing at Daisy and then back at me, as if he were alert for something more. "I'd be a God damned fool to live anywhere else.." At this point Miss Baker said: "Absolutely!." with such suddenness that I started - it was the first word she uttered since I came into the room. Evidently it surprised her as much as it did me, for she yawned and with a series of rapid, deft movements stood up into the room. "I'm stiff,." she complained, "I've been lying on that sofa for as long as I can remember.." "Don't look at me,." Daisy retorted, "I've been trying to get you to New York all afternoon.." "No, thanks,." said Miss Baker to the four cocktails just in from the pantry, "I'm absolutely in training.." Her host looked at her incredulously. "You are!." He took down his drink as if it were a drop in the bottom of a glass. "How you ever get anything done is beyond me.." I looked at Miss Baker, wondering what it was she "got done.." I enjoyed looking at her. She was a slender, small-breasted girl, with an erect carriage, which she accentuated by throwing her body backward at the shoulders like a young cadet. Her gray sun-strained eyes looked back at me with polite reciprocal curiosity out of a wan, charming, discontented face. It occurred to me now that I had seen her, or a picture of her, somewhere before. "You live in West Egg,." she remarked contemptuously. "I know somebody there.." "I don't know a single - -." "You must know Gatsby.." "Gatsby?." demanded Daisy. "What Gatsby?." Before I could reply that he was my neighbor dinner was announced; wedging his tense arm imperatively under mine, Tom Buchanan compelled me from the room as though he were moving a checker to another square. Slenderly, languidly, their hands set lightly on their hips, the two young women preceded us out onto a rosy-colored porch, open toward the sunset, where four candles flickered on the table in the diminished wind. "Why candles?." objected Daisy, frowning. She snapped them out with her fingers. "In two weeks it'll be the longest day in the year.." She looked at us all radiantly. "Do you always watch for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it.." "We ought to plan something,." yawned Miss Baker, sitting down at the table as if she were getting into bed. "All right,." said Daisy. "What'll we plan?." She turned to me helplessly: "What do people plan?." Before I could answer her eyes fastened with an awed expression on her little finger. "Look!." she complained; "I hurt it.." We all looked - the knuckle was black and blue. "You did it, Tom,." she said accusingly. "I know you didn't mean to, but you did do it. That's what I get for marrying a brute of a man, a great, big, hulking physical specimen of a - -." "I hate that word hulking,." objected Tom crossly, "even in kidding.." "Hulking,." insisted Daisy. Sometimes she and Miss Baker talked at once, unobtrusively and with a bantering inconsequence that was never quite chatter, that was as cool as their white dresses and their impersonal eyes in the absence of all desire. They were here, and they accepted Tom and me, making only a polite pleasant effort to entertain or to be entertained. They knew that presently dinner would be over and a little later the evening too would be over and casually put away. It was sharply different from the West, where an evening was hurried from phase to phase toward its close, in a continually disappointed anticipation or else in sheer nervous dread of the moment itself. "You make me feel uncivilized, Daisy,." I confessed on my second glass of corky but rather impressive claret. "Can't you talk about crops or something?." I meant nothing in particular by this remark, but it was taken up in an unexpected way. "Civilization's going to pieces,." broke out Tom violently. "I've gotten to be a terrible pessimist about things. Have you read 'The Rise of the Colored Empires' by this man Goddard?." "Why, no,." I answered, rather surprised by his tone. "Well, it's a fine book, and everybody ought to read it. The idea is if we don't look out the white race will be - will be utterly submerged. It's all scientific stuff; it's been proved.." "Tom's getting very profound,." said Daisy, with an expression of unthoughtful sadness. "He reads deep books with long words in them. What was that word we - -." "Well, these books are all scientific,." insisted Tom, glancing at her impatiently. "This fellow has worked out the whole thing. It's up to us, who are the dominant race, to watch out or these other races will have control of things.." "We've got to beat them down,." whispered Daisy, winking ferociously toward the fervent sun. "You ought to live in California - ." began Miss Baker, but Tom interrupted her by shifting heavily in his chair. "This idea is that we're Nordics. I am, and you are, and you are, and - ." After an infinitesimal hesitation he included Daisy with a slight nod, and she winked at me again. " - And we've produced all the things that go to make civilization - oh, science and art, and all that. Do you see?." There was something pathetic in his concentration, as if his complacency, more acute than of old, was not enough to him any more. When, almost immediately, the telephone rang inside and the butler left the porch Daisy seized upon the momentary interruption and leaned toward me. "I'll tell you a family secret,." she whispered enthusiastically. "It's about the butler's nose. Do you want to hear about the butler's nose?." "That's why I came over to-night.." "Well, he wasn't always a butler; he used to be the silver polisher for some people in New York that had a silver service for two hundred people. He had to polish it from morning till night, until finally it began to affect his nose - ." "Things went from bad to worse,." suggested Miss Baker. "Yes. Things went from bad to worse, until finally he had to give up his position.." For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection upon her glowing face; her voice compelled me forward breathlessly as I listened - then the glow faded, each light deserting her with lingering regret, like children leaving a pleasant street at dusk. The butler came back and murmured something close to Tom's ear, whereupon Tom frowned, pushed back his chair, and without a word went inside. As if his absence quickened something within her, Daisy leaned forward again, her voice glowing and singing. "I love to see you at my table, Nick. You remind me of a - of a rose, an absolute rose. Doesn't he?." She turned to Miss Baker for confirmation: "An absolute rose?." This was untrue. I am not even faintly like a rose. She was only extemporizing, but a stirring warmth flowed from her, as if her heart was trying to come out to you concealed in one of those breathless, thrilling words. Then suddenly she threw her napkin on the table and excused herself and went into the house. Miss Baker and I exchanged a short glance consciously devoid of meaning. I was about to speak when she sat up alertly and said "Sh!." in a warning voice. A subdued impassioned murmur was audible in the room beyond, and Miss Baker leaned forward unashamed, trying to hear. The murmur trembled on the verge of coherence, sank down, mounted excitedly, and then ceased altogether. "This Mr. Gatsby you spoke of is my neighbor - -." I said. "Don't talk. I want to hear what happens.." "Is something happening?." I inquired innocently. "You mean to say you don't know?." said Miss Baker, honestly surprised. "I thought everybody knew.." "I don't.." "Why - -." she said hesitantly, "Tom's got some woman in New York.." "Got some woman?." I repeated blankly. Miss Baker nodded. "She might have the decency not to telephone him at dinner time. Don't you think?." Almost before I had grasped her meaning there was the flutter of a dress and the crunch of leather boots, and Tom and Daisy were back at the table. "It couldn't be helped!." cried Daisy with tense gayety. She sat down, glanced searchingly at Miss Baker and then at me, and continued: "I looked outdoors for a minute, and it's very romantic outdoors. There's a bird on the lawn that I think must be a nightingale come over on the Cunard or White Star Line. He's singing away - -." Her voice sang: "It's romantic, isn't it, Tom?." "Very romantic,." he said, and then miserably to me: "If it's light enough after dinner, I want to take you down to the stables.." The telephone rang inside, startlingly, and as Daisy shook her head decisively at Tom the subject of the stables, in fact all subjects, vanished into air. Among the broken fragments of the last five minutes at table I remember the candles being lit again, pointlessly, and I was conscious of wanting to look squarely at every one, and yet to avoid all eyes. I couldn't guess what Daisy and Tom were thinking, but I doubt if even Miss Baker, who seemed to have mastered a certain hardy scepticism, was able utterly to put this fifth guest's shrill metallic urgency out of mind. To a certain temperament the situation might have seemed intriguing - my own instinct was to telephone immediately for the police. The horses, needless to say, were not mentioned again. Tom and Miss Baker, with several feet of twilight between them, strolled back into the library, as if to a vigil beside a perfectly tangible body, while, trying to look pleasantly interested and a little deaf, I followed Daisy around a chain of connecting verandas to the porch in front. In its deep gloom we sat down side by side on a wicker settee. Daisy took her face in her hands as if feeling its lovely shape, and her eyes moved gradually out into the velvet dusk. I saw that turbulent emotions possessed her, so I asked what I thought would be some sedative questions about her little girl. "We don't know each other very well, Nick,." she said suddenly. "Even if we are cousins. You didn't come to my wedding.." "I wasn't back from the war.." "That's true.." She hesitated. "Well, I've had a very bad time, Nick, and I'm pretty cynical about everything.." Evidently she had reason to be. I waited but she didn't say any more, and after a moment I returned rather feebly to the subject of her daughter. "I suppose she talks, and - eats, and everything.." "Oh, yes.." She looked at me absently. "Listen, Nick; let me tell you what I said when she was born. Would you like to hear?." "Very much.." "It'll show you how I've gotten to feel about - things. Well, she was less than an hour old and Tom was God knows where. I woke up out of the ether with an utterly abandoned feeling, and asked the nurse right away if it was a boy or a girl. She told me it was a girl, and so I turned my head away and wept. 'all right,' I said, 'I'm glad it's a girl. And I hope she'll be a fool - that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.' "You see I think everything's terrible anyhow,." she went on in a convinced way. "Everybody thinks so - the most advanced people. And I know. I've been everywhere and seen everything and done everything.." Her eyes flashed around her in a defiant way, rather like Tom's, and she laughed with thrilling scorn. "Sophisticated - God, I'm sophisticated!." The instant her voice broke off, ceasing to compel my attention, my belief, I felt the basic insincerity of what she had said. It made me uneasy, as though the whole evening had been a trick of some sort to exact a contributory emotion from me. I waited, and sure enough, in a moment she looked at me with an absolute smirk on her lovely face, as if she had asserted her membership in a rather distinguished secret society to which she and Tom belonged. Inside, the crimson room bloomed with light. Tom and Miss Baker sat at either end of the long couch and she read aloud to him from the "Saturday Evening Post." - the words, murmurous and uninflected, running together in a soothing tune. The lamp-light, bright on his boots and dull on the autumn-leaf yellow of her hair, glinted along the paper as she turned a page with a flutter of slender muscles in her arms. When we came in she held us silent for a moment with a lifted hand. "To be continued,." she said, tossing the magazine on the table, "in our very next issue.." Her body asserted itself with a restless movement of her knee, and she stood up. "Ten o'clock,." she remarked, apparently finding the time on the ceiling. "Time for this good girl to go to bed.." "Jordan's going to play in the tournament to-morrow,." explained Daisy, "over at Westchester.." "Oh - you're *Jordan Baker.." I knew now why her face was familiar - its pleasing contemptuous expression had looked out at me from many rotogravure pictures of the sporting life at Asheville and Hot Springs and Palm Beach. I had heard some story of her too, a critical, unpleasant story, but what it was I had forgotten long ago. "Good night,." she said softly. "Wake me at eight, won't you.." "If you'll get up.." "I will. Good night, Mr. Carraway. See you anon.." "Of course you will,." confirmed Daisy. "In fact I think I'll arrange a marriage. Come over often, Nick, and I'll sort of - oh - fling you together. You know - lock you up accidentally in linen closets and push you out to sea in a boat, and all that sort of thing - -." "Good night,." called Miss Baker from the stairs. "I haven't heard a word.." "She's a nice girl,." said Tom after a moment. "They oughtn't to let her run around the country this way.." "Who oughtn't to?." inquired Daisy coldly. "Her family.." "Her family is one aunt about a thousand years old. Besides, Nick's going to look after her, aren't you, Nick? She's going to spend lots of week-ends out here this summer. I think the home influence will be very good for her.." Daisy and Tom looked at each other for a moment in silence. "Is she from New York?." I asked quickly. "From Louisville. Our white girlhood was passed together there. Our beautiful white - -." "Did you give Nick a little heart to heart talk on the veranda?." demanded Tom suddenly. "Did I?." She looked at me. "I can't seem to remember, but I think we talked about the Nordic race. Yes, I'm sure we did. It sort of crept up on us and first thing you know - -." "Don't believe everything you hear, Nick,." he advised me. I said lightly that I had heard nothing at all, and a few minutes later I got up to go home. They came to the door with me and stood side by side in a cheerful square of light. As I started my motor Daisy peremptorily called: "Wait! "I forgot to ask you something, and it's important. We heard you were engaged to a girl out West.." "That's right,." corroborated Tom kindly. "We heard that you were engaged.." "It's libel. I'm too poor.." "But we heard it,." insisted Daisy, surprising me by opening up again in a flower-like way. "We heard it from three people, so it must be true.." Of course I knew what they were referring to, but I wasn't even vaguely engaged. The fact that gossip had published the banns was one of the reasons I had come East. You can't stop going with an old friend on account of rumors, and on the other hand I had no intention of being rumored into marriage. Their interest rather touched me and made them less remotely rich - nevertheless, I was confused and a little disgusted as I drove away. It seemed to me that the thing for Daisy to do was to rush out of the house, child in arms - but apparently there were no such intentions in her head. As for Tom, the fact that he "had some woman in New York." was really less surprising than that he had been depressed by a book. Something was making him nibble at the edge of stale ideas as if his sturdy physical egotism no longer nourished his peremptory heart. Already it was deep summer on roadhouse roofs and in front of wayside garages, where new red gas-pumps sat out in pools of light, and when I reached my estate at West Egg I ran the car under its shed and sat for a while on an abandoned grass roller in the yard. The wind had blown off, leaving a loud, bright night, with wings beating in the trees and a persistent organ sound as the full bellows of the earth blew the frogs full of life. The silhouette of a moving cat wavered across the moonlight, and turning my head to watch it, I saw that I was not alone - fifty feet away a figure had emerged from the shadow of my neighbor's mansion and was standing with his hands in his pockets regarding the silver pepper of the stars. Something in his leisurely movements and the secure position of his feet upon the lawn suggested that it was Mr. Gatsby himself, come out to determine what share was his of our local heavens. I decided to call to him. Miss Baker had mentioned him at dinner, and that would do for an introduction. But I didn't call to him, for he gave a sudden intimation that he was content to be alone - he stretched out his arms toward the dark water in a curious way, and, far as I was from him, I could have sworn he was trembling. Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing except a single green light, minute and far away, that might have been the end of a dock. When I looked once more for Gatsby he had vanished, and I was alone again in the unquiet darkness. Again now.
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09-18-2012, 19:10:02: A guard came to the prison shoe-shop, where Jimmy Valentine was assiduously stitching uppers, and escorted him to the front office. There the warden handed Jimmy his pardon, which had been signed that morning by the governor. Jimmy took it in a tired kind of way. He had served nearly ten months of a four year sentence. He had expected to stay only about three months, at the longest. When a man with as many friends on the outside as Jimmy Valentine had is received in the "stir" it is hardly worth while to cut his hair. "Now, Valentine," said the warden, "you'll go out in the morning. Brace up, and make a man of yourself. You're not a bad fellow at heart. Stop cracking safes, and live straight." "Me?" said Jimmy, in surprise. "Why, I never cracked a safe in my life." "Oh, no," laughed the warden. "Of course not. Let's see, now. How was it you happened to get sent up on that Springfield job? Was it because you wouldn't prove an alibi for fear of compromising somebody in extremely high-toned society? Or was it simply a case of a mean old jury that had it in for you? It's always one or the other with you innocent victims." "Me?" said Jimmy, still blankly virtuous. "Why, warden, I never was in Springfield in my life!" "Take him back, Cronin!" said the warden, "and fix him up with outgoing clothes. Unlock him at seven in the morning, and let him come to the bull-pen. Better think over my advice, Valentine." At a quarter past seven on the next morning Jimmy stood in the warden's outer office. He had on a suit of the villainously fitting, ready-made clothes and a pair of the stiff, squeaky shoes that the state furnishes to its discharged compulsory guests. The clerk handed him a railroad ticket and the five-dollar bill with which the law expected him to rehabilitate himself into good citizenship and prosperity. The warden gave him a cigar, and shook hands. Valentine, 9762, was chronicled on the books, "Pardoned by Governor," and Mr. James Valentine walked out into the sunshine. Disregarding the song of the birds, the waving green trees, and the smell of the flowers, Jimmy headed straight for a restaurant. There he tasted the first sweet joys of liberty in the shape of a broiled chicken and a bottle of white wine--followed by a cigar a grade better than the one the warden had given him. From there he proceeded leisurely to the depot. He tossed a quarter into the hat of a blind man sitting by the door, and boarded his train. Three hours set him down in a little town near the state line. He went to the cafe of one Mike Dolan and shook hands with Mike, who was alone behind the bar. "Sorry we couldn't make it sooner, Jimmy, me boy," said Mike. "But we had that protest from Springfield to buck against, and the governor nearly balked. Feeling all right?" "Fine," said Jimmy. "Got my key?" He got his key and went upstairs, unlocking the door of a room at the rear. Everything was just as he had left it. There on the floor was still Ben Price's collar-button that had been torn from that eminent detective's shirt-band when they had overpowered Jimmy to arrest him. Pulling out from the wall a folding-bed, Jimmy slid back a panel in the wall and dragged out a dust-covered suit-case. He opened this and gazed fondly at the finest set of burglar's tools in the East. It was a complete set, made of specially tempered steel, the latest designs in drills, punches, braces and bits, jimmies, clamps, and augers, with two or three novelties, invented by Jimmy himself, in which he took pride. Over nine hundred dollars they had cost him to have made at ----, a place where they make such things for the profession. In half an hour Jimmy went down stairs and through the cafe. He was now dressed in tasteful and well-fitting clothes, and carried his dusted and cleaned suit-case in his hand. "Got anything on?" asked Mike Dolan, genially. "Me?" said Jimmy, in a puzzled tone. "I don't understand. I'm representing the New York Amalgamated Short Snap Biscuit Cracker and Frazzled Wheat Company." This statement delighted Mike to such an extent that Jimmy had to take a seltzer-and-milk on the spot. He never touched "hard" drinks. A week after the release of Valentine, 9762, there was a neat job of safe-burglary done in Richmond, Indiana, with no clue to the author. A scant eight hundred dollars was all that was secured. Two weeks after that a patented, improved, burglar-proof safe in Logansport was opened like a cheese to the tune of fifteen hundred dollars, currency; securities and silver untouched. That began to interest the rogue- catchers. Then an old-fashioned bank-safe in Jefferson City became active and threw out of its crater an eruption of bank-notes amounting to five thousand dollars. The losses were now high enough to bring the matter up into Ben Price's class of work. By comparing notes, a remarkable similarity in the methods of the burglaries was noticed. Ben Price investigated the scenes of the robberies, and was heard to remark: "That's Dandy Jim Valentine's autograph. He's resumed business. Look at that combination knob--jerked out as easy as pulling up a radish in wet weather. He's got the only clamps that can do it. And look how clean those tumblers were punched out! Jimmy never has to drill but one hole. Yes, I guess I want Mr. Valentine. He'll do his bit next time without any short-time or clemency foolishness." Ben Price knew Jimmy's habits. He had learned them while working on the Springfield case. Long jumps, quick get-aways, no confederates, and a taste for good society--these ways had helped Mr. Valentine to become noted as a successful dodger of retribution. It was given out that Ben Price had taken up the trail of the elusive cracksman, and other people with burglar-proof safes felt more at ease. One afternoon Jimmy Valentine and his suit-case climbed out of the mail-hack in Elmore, a little town five miles off the railroad down in the black-jack country of Arkansas. Jimmy, looking like an athletic young senior just home from college, went down the board side-walk toward the hotel. A young lady crossed the street, passed him at the corner and entered a door over which was the sign, "The Elmore Bank." Jimmy Valentine looked into her eyes, forgot what he was, and became another man. She lowered her eyes and coloured slightly. Young men of Jimmy's style and looks were scarce in Elmore. Jimmy collared a boy that was loafing on the steps of the bank as if he were one of the stockholders, and began to ask him questions about the town, feeding him dimes at intervals. By and by the young lady came out, looking royally unconscious of the young man with the suit- case, and went her way. "Isn' that young lady Polly Simpson?" asked Jimmy, with specious guile. "Naw," said the boy. "She's Annabel Adams. Her pa owns this bank. Why'd you come to Elmore for? Is that a gold watch-chain? I'm going to get a bulldog. Got any more dimes?" Jimmy went to the Planters' Hotel, registered as Ralph D. Spencer, and engaged a room. He leaned on the desk and declared his platform to the clerk. He said he had come to Elmore to look for a location to go into business. How was the shoe business, now, in the town? He had thought of the shoe business. Was there an opening? The clerk was impressed by the clothes and manner of Jimmy. He, himself, was something of a pattern of fashion to the thinly gilded youth of Elmore, but he now perceived his shortcomings. While trying to figure out Jimmy's manner of tying his four-in-hand he cordially gave information. Yes, there ought to be a good opening in the shoe line. There wasn't an exclusive shoe-store in the place. The dry-goods and general stores handled them. Business in all lines was fairly good. Hoped Mr. Spencer would decide to locate in Elmore. He would find it a pleasant town to live in, and the people very sociable. Mr. Spencer thought he would stop over in the town a few days and look over the situation. No, the clerk needn't call the boy. He would carry up his suit-case, himself; it was rather heavy. Mr. Ralph Spencer, the phoenix that arose from Jimmy Valentine's ashes --ashes left by the flame of a sudden and alterative attack of love-- remained in Elmore, and prospered. He opened a shoe-store and secured a good run of trade. Socially he was also a success, and made many friends. And he accomplished the wish of his heart. He met Miss Annabel Adams, and became more and more captivated by her charms. At the end of a year the situation of Mr. Ralph Spencer was this: he had won the respect of the community, his shoe-store was flourishing, and he and Annabel were engaged to be married in two weeks. Mr. Adams, the typical, plodding, country banker, approved of Spencer. Annabel's pride in him almost equalled her affection. He was as much at home in the family of Mr. Adams and that of Annabel's married sister as if he were already a member. One day Jimmy sat down in his room and wrote this letter, which he mailed to the safe address of one of his old friends in St. Louis: Dear Old Pal: I want you to be at Sullivan's place, in Little Rock, next Wednesday night, at nine o'clock. I want you to wind up some little matters for me. And, also, I want to make you a present of my kit of tools. I know you'll be glad to get them--you couldn't duplicate the lot for a thousand dollars. Say, Billy, I've quit the old business--a year ago. I've got a nice store. I'm making an honest living, and I'm going to marry the finest girl on earth two weeks from now. It's the only life, Billy--the straight one. I wouldn't touch a dollar of another man's money now for a million. After I get married I'm going to sell out and go West, where there won't be so much danger of having old scores brought up against me. I tell you, Billy, she's an angel. She believes in me; and I wouldn't do another crooked thing for the whole world. Be sure to be at Sully's, for I must see you. I'll bring along the tools with me. Your old friend, Jimmy. On the Monday night after Jimmy wrote this letter, Ben Price jogged unobtrusively into Elmore in a livery buggy. He lounged about town in his quiet way until he found out what he wanted to know. From the drug-store across the street from Spencer's shoe-store he got a good look at Ralph D. Spencer. "Going to marry the banker's daughter are you, Jimmy?" said Ben to himself, softly. "Well, I don't know!" The next morning Jimmy took breakfast at the Adamses. He was going to Little Rock that day to order his wedding-suit and buy something nice for Annabel. That would be the first time he had left town since he came to Elmore. It had been more than a year now since those last professional "jobs," and he thought he could safely venture out. After breakfast quite a family party went downtown together--Mr. Adams, Annabel, Jimmy, and Annabel's married sister with her two little girls, aged five and nine. They came by the hotel where Jimmy still boarded, and he ran up to his room and brought along his suit- case. Then they went on to the bank. There stood Jimmy's horse and buggy and Dolph Gibson, who was going to drive him over to the railroad station. All went inside the high, carved oak railings into the banking-room-- Jimmy included, for Mr. Adams's future son-in-law was welcome anywhere. The clerks were pleased to be greeted by the good-looking, agreeable young man who was going to marry Miss Annabel. Jimmy set his suit-case down. Annabel, whose heart was bubbling with happiness and lively youth, put on Jimmy's hat, and picked up the suit-case. "Wouldn't I make a nice drummer?" said Annabel. "My! Ralph, how heavy it is? Feels like it was full of gold bricks." "Lot of nickel-plated shoe-horns in there," said Jimmy, coolly, "that I'm going to return. Thought I'd save express charges by taking them up. I'm getting awfully economical." The Elmore Bank had just put in a new safe and vault. Mr. Adams was very proud of it, and insisted on an inspection by every one. The vault was a small one, but it had a new, patented door. It fastened with three solid steel bolts thrown simultaneously with a single handle, and had a time-lock. Mr. Adams beamingly explained its workings to Mr. Spencer, who showed a courteous but not too intelligent interest. The two children, May and Agatha, were delighted by the shining metal and funny clock and knobs. While they were thus engaged Ben Price sauntered in and leaned on his elbow, looking casually inside between the railings. He told the teller that he didn't want anything; he was just waiting for a man he knew. Suddenly there was a scream or two from the women, and a commotion. Unperceived by the elders, May, the nine-year-old girl, in a spirit of play, had shut Agatha in the vault. She had then shot the bolts and turned the knob of the combination as she had seen Mr. Adams do. The old banker sprang to the handle and tugged at it for a moment. "The door can't be opened," he groaned. "The clock hasn't been wound nor the combination set." Agatha's mother screamed again, hysterically. "Hush!" said Mr. Adams, raising his trembling hand. "All be quite for a moment. Agatha!" he called as loudly as he could. "Listen to me." During the following silence they could just hear the faint sound of the child wildly shrieking in the dark vault in a panic of terror. "My precious darling!" wailed the mother. "She will die of fright! Open the door! Oh, break it open! Can't you men do something?" "There isn't a man nearer than Little Rock who can open that door," said Mr. Adams, in a shaky voice. "My God! Spencer, what shall we do? That child--she can't stand it long in there. There isn't enough air, and, besides, she'll go into convulsions from fright." Agatha's mother, frantic now, beat the door of the vault with her hands. Somebody wildly suggested dynamite. Annabel turned to Jimmy, her large eyes full of anguish, but not yet despairing. To a woman nothing seems quite impossible to the powers of the man she worships. "Can't you do something, Ralph--/try/, won't you?" He looked at her with a queer, soft smile on his lips and in his keen eyes. "Annabel," he said, "give me that rose you are wearing, will you?" Hardly believing that she heard him aright, she unpinned the bud from the bosom of her dress, and placed it in his hand. Jimmy stuffed it into his vest-pocket, threw off his coat and pulled up his shirt- sleeves. With that act Ralph D. Spencer passed away and Jimmy Valentine took his place. "Get away from the door, all of you," he commanded, shortly. He set his suit-case on the table, and opened it out flat. From that time on he seemed to be unconscious of the presence of any one else. He laid out the shining, queer implements swiftly and orderly, whistling softly to himself as he always did when at work. In a deep silence and immovable, the others watched him as if under a spell. In a minute Jimmy's pet drill was biting smoothly into the steel door. In ten minutes--breaking his own burglarious record--he threw back the bolts and opened the door. Agatha, almost collapsed, but safe, was gathered into her mother's arms. Jimmy Valentine put on his coat, and walked outside the railings towards the front door. As he went he thought he heard a far-away voice that he once knew call "Ralph!" But he never hesitated. At the door a big man stood somewhat in his way. "Hello, Ben!" said Jimmy, still with his strange smile. "Got around at last, have you? Well, let's go. I don't know that it makes much difference, now." And then Ben Price acted rather strangely. "Guess you're mistaken, Mr. Spencer," he said. "Don't believe I recognize you. Your buggy's waiting for you, ain't it?" And Ben Price turned and strolled down the street.
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10-03-2012, 01:12:50: Privilege Speech The State of Disaster and Climate Risks in the Philippines Senate Session Hall August 13, 2012 A frontpage headline, 'Sun rises on metropolis,' was perhaps one of the most welcome headlines the country woke up to after the entire Metro Manila and nearby provinces were drenched and flooded by the heaviest monsoon rains in years. It exuded hope for the victims and a new beginning for all.
10-03-2012, 01:13:20: Privilege Speech The State of Disaster and Climate Risks in the Philippines Senate Session Hall August 13, 2012 A frontpage headline, 'Sun rises on metropolis,' was perhaps one of the most welcome headlines the country woke up to after the entire Metro Manila and nearby provinces were drenched and flooded by the heaviest monsoon rains in years. It exuded hope for the victims and a new beginning for all.
10-03-2012, 01:14:45: Privilege Speech The State of Disaster and Climate Risks in the Philippines Senate Session Hall August 13, 2012 A frontpage headline, 'Sun rises on metropolis,' was perhaps one of the most welcome headlines the country woke up to after the entire Metro Manila and nearby provinces were drenched and flooded by the heaviest monsoon rains in years. It exuded hope for the victims and a new beginning for all.
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10-11-2012, 08:20:34: It seems the best measure of moral goodness is choice, because unlike actions, choices are always made voluntarily. We make choices about the means we use to achieve a desired end. Deliberation, which precedes choice, is directed only toward those means over which we have some control and only when the correct manner of proceeding is not immediately obvious. Deliberation proceeds according to the analytical method. We consider first what end we wish to achieve, and then reason backward to the means we might implement to bring about this end. In choosing, those of good character will always aim for the good. However, those who are not of good character may understand things incorrectly and may wish for only the apparent good. Both virtue and vice, therefore, lie within human power, because they are related to choices that we make voluntarily and deliberately. This conclusion is borne out by the fact that rewards and punishments are only conferred on those actions that we are thought to have done voluntarily. People who behave badly form bad habits that are difficult to change, but their lack of self-control is hardly an excuse for their badness. Having examined virtue in the abstract, Aristotle examines each particular virtue, starting with courage, which he defines as the appropriate attitude toward fear. Courage does not mean fearlessness, as there are some things, such as shame or brutality toward one’s family, which one ought to fear. Rather, courage involves confidence in the face of fear, best exhibited on the battlefield, where men show themselves unafraid to die an honorable death. An excess of fearfulness constitutes the vice of cowardice, and a deficiency constitutes rashness. Certain dispositions resemble courage but are not in fact courageous. The soldier who fights for fear of dishonor, the veteran who shows no fear in the face of what he knows to be a false alarm, the spirited soldier aroused by anger or pain, the sanguine man who is unafraid due to overconfidence, and the soldier ignorant of the danger he faces are not courageous. Courage is a difficult and admirable virtue, because it involves enduring pain. Temperance is the mean state with regard to physical pleasure, while licentiousness is the vice of excessive yearning for physical pleasure. The grossest pleasures are those of taste, and especially touch, which are most liable to be sources of licentiousness. The licentious person feels not only excessive pleasure with regard to physical sensations, but also excessive pain when deprived of these pleasures. The vice of deficiency toward pleasure is so rare that it lacks a name, though we could perhaps call it insensibility. The temperate person will feel appropriate amounts of pleasure, and only toward those things that are conducive to health and fitness
10-11-2012, 08:21:07: It seems the best measure of moral goodness is choice, because unlike actions, choices are always made voluntarily. We make choices about the means we use to achieve a desired end. Deliberation, which precedes choice, is directed only toward those means over which we have some control and only when the correct manner of proceeding is not immediately obvious. Deliberation proceeds according to the analytical method. We consider first what end we wish to achieve, and then reason backward to the means we might implement to bring about this end. In choosing, those of good character will always aim for the good. However, those who are not of good character may understand things incorrectly and may wish for only the apparent good. Both virtue and vice, therefore, lie within human power, because they are related to choices that we make voluntarily and deliberately. This conclusion is borne out by the fact that rewards and punishments are only conferred on those actions that we are thought to have done voluntarily. People who behave badly form bad habits that are difficult to change, but their lack of self-control is hardly an excuse for their badness. Having examined virtue in the abstract, Aristotle examines each particular virtue, starting with courage, which he defines as the appropriate attitude toward fear. Courage does not mean fearlessness, as there are some things, such as shame or brutality toward one’s family, which one ought to fear. Rather, courage involves confidence in the face of fear, best exhibited on the battlefield, where men show themselves unafraid to die an honorable death. An excess of fearfulness constitutes the vice of cowardice, and a deficiency constitutes rashness. Certain dispositions resemble courage but are not in fact courageous. The soldier who fights for fear of dishonor, the veteran who shows no fear in the face of what he knows to be a false alarm, the spirited soldier aroused by anger or pain, the sanguine man who is unafraid due to overconfidence, and the soldier ignorant of the danger he faces are not courageous. Courage is a difficult and admirable virtue, because it involves enduring pain. Temperance is the mean state with regard to physical pleasure, while licentiousness is the vice of excessive yearning for physical pleasure. The grossest pleasures are those of taste, and especially touch, which are most liable to be sources of licentiousness. The licentious person feels not only excessive pleasure with regard to physical sensations, but also excessive pain when deprived of these pleasures. The vice of deficiency toward pleasure is so rare that it lacks a name, though we could perhaps call it insensibility. The temperate person will feel appropriate amounts of pleasure, and only toward those things that are conducive to health and fitness
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10-12-2012, 13:35:54: Video and Digital Video Video Twenty or more years ago, technology lasted 10 or more years each, often even longer. Individual vacuum tubes, as an example, were easily available for 10 or more years. Standards, then, were often design specific; the standards process was fairly responsive. Today technology-spans last 6-18 months, and these times continue to grow shorter. Additionally, there are more technology areas in motion simultaneously. To illustrate this, consider video streams moving through wired or wireless networks. Hardware, software, analog versus digital, compression techniques, encryption, "packaging" for transmission (tdma, fdma, parallel paths, spread spectrum, etc.)-- all of these areas, and more, see new announcements almost daily. Systems of the present and future need to be characterized as "scalable, extensible, interoperable, portable, etc.", not to mention affordable, reliable, and user friendly! How can a designer consider all of these elements simultaneously? How can a national (or more likely an international) standards process create a standard if that process is consensus-based and normally takes 3 or more years, when things are literally changing daily, weekly and monthly? Will future standards be interface, architectural or hierarchical in nature? How can future standards encourage and be enabled by rapidly evolving technologies? How can the systems and products built, the standards process, and the rate of technology and application evolution all be economically viable simultaneously? Will standards of the future more likely be architectural, hierarchical or interface types? Might an analogy to these new standards be the side rails of an infinitely long ladder, and the rungs of the ladder will be installed as rapidly as they occur -- the rungs being new technologies, compression algorithms, display technologies, microprocessors, operating systems, etc. These are just some of the questions being asked by national experts. We as librarians and educators, though, are sometimes on the cutting edge, and sometimes way behind the times. In schools, as you saw yourself in your visits, the continuum of equipment you'll find will range from the archaic ditto machine to the latest in streaming video. The most important skill you can have is the ability to teach yourself...to be a lifelong learner...to not be afraid of new challenges and new technology. One very good learning tool on the internet for this unit is the How Stuff Works web site. You've already read some of the material there...make sure you also scan the section on how televisions work. (If you haven't figured it out by now, I really like the How Stuff Works website!) He's got a very good description of pixels and mpeg files there, too. (Follow his link to MPEG files to get the definition! You'll need to know this! But you don't have to follow any of the other links unless you want to.) He shows you a good example of the colored dots that make up a picture...another way to see it is to work with any of the graphics programs like PaintShop Pro or Adobe Photoshop. The more you magnify the image with which you're working, the more you will see the dots or pixels that make up the image. Actually the most detailed editing has to be done pixel by pixel for a good effect. You may also want to scan (notice I'm not saying "read") How a VCR works. At the end of that article, there are are two links to information on buying a VCR and tips for extending the life of your VCR that may be handy for you to know, if you have video material in your library that has not been transferred to dvd. The major problem for multimedia centers in libraries is not only acquiring material in current formats, but also preserving material in older formats. But there's little point in preserving a videocassette if you have no videocassette player! If you end up with a job in schools, you might even find yourself assisting in the making of videos (digitally or otherwise) for instruction. Here are some tips to make your video better. Understand that these instructions are written with videotapes in mind, but the principles of creating good video, whether it's on tape, or digitally are going to be very similar, if not exactly alike. The primary difference will be in the equipment used, not the process of creating the video. Hints for Making Good Videos HINTS FOR MAKING GOOD VIDEOS Have no fear, these guidelines are meant to help you! This document was borrowed and adapted from the UIST'96 video author's guide by Marc H. Brown, who borrowed it from the CHI96 - Videos/Guide for Successful Submissions. That document was written by Mark Chignell and Catherine Plaisant, who based it on previous versions written by previous CHI and CSCW Video Chairs. Introduction Video is a great way for showing reviewers the look and feel of your application. Much of the work at IUI involves highly interactive applications and examples that are difficult to capture using words and static images. To misquote the clich�, if a picture is worth a thousand words, then a good video can be worth many more still. IUI98 videos should run no longer than 10 minutes. Guidelines The guidelines discussed below were originally developed for CHI video submissions, which are included in a "video proceedings" and must therefore be completely self-explanatory and meet very high standards of production quality. Videos for presentation with a talk should be clearly visible and easy for the audience to follow, but need not meet such high standards of craft (but the closer, the better!). Moreover, if you are submitting a video only for the use of reviewers, you needn't worry so much about production quality and pacing as you would if you intend to show the video at the conference. In any case, following these time-tested suggestions will help you produce a better video with less effort. Before Taping Begins Before taping begins, have a detailed scriptof the video that has been thoroughly rehearsed. Videos require much more planning and preparation than most people think. Find someone who doesn't understand what you do, sit them down and give your demo to them before the camera arrives. It's good practice in speaking and helps to clarify the delivery of your ideas. If your demo involves a larger group of people, it will be especially important to have the major scripting and production bugs worked out beforehand. There's no need to hire professional actors to appear in your video. (However, professional readers may be appropriate for the audio, see below.) Usually the most realistic and convincing advocate of an idea is the person responsible for the research. However, make sure people who appear on camera speak naturally, and don't look like they are reading. Remember that the value of video is as a way of demonstrating things, so keep talking heads to a minimum unless they are an intrinsic part of the event or process being described. Pacing The video medium is different from either a lecture or demonstration. The pacing of a videotape presentation must be appropriate for concentrated presentation through a TV monitor. Too slow a pace is as common as too fast. A recording of a live demo will appear too slow.A large number of jump cuts (abrupt change of image) tends to create too fast a pace. Exposition and Presentation In contrast to the CHI videotapes which must stand alone and be understandable to viewers who are not familiar with the subject, IUI videotapes are intended to accompany a paper. Therefore it's not necessary to start with an extensive introduction explaining the goals and context of the work. The exposition style of your videotape presentation will greatly affect its impact. Use the multiple modes of communication that are available simultaneously in videotape. Always explain (briefly perhaps) what is about to happen or what is most interesting. Tell the viewer where to look and what to look for.You might speak aloud the directions to the camera operator, such as ``if you zoom in on the top right corner of the display'' which will help the viewer orient themselves. Display screens have few natural navigation aids. Make your point once, and make it effectively; avoid being repetitious. Seek variety of image: switch between face, screen, hands, and slides to keep the viewer's interest. Always start out with an establishing shot, which shows the context of the subject and/or group. This might be a wide shot of the group in a meeting room, a split-screen shot of users in different locations, a wide shot of a meeting participant at the computer, or of the entire computer screen. This helps the viewer stay oriented. Periodically return to an establishing shot to keep the viewer from getting confused. Each shot should be visually well-composed. Avoid having the subject in the exact middle of the screen. Pay attention to the background and colors; the eye is drawn to the most brightly colored part of the scene. Make the lightest and brightest part be the point of interest. Carefully consider lighting and make sure that there are no ghoulish shadows on faces (a common occurrence with overhead lighting) and no dramatic shadows on walls. Do not overuse panning, zooming and other moving shots. Begin and end each moving shot with a static shot. Avoid visual distractions, such as idly moving the mouse. Fades to black can be used as transitions between scenes, but they should not be overused. A full screen fade usually indicates a change in subject, time or place, and can be confusing when used elsewhere. Equipment The final production quality of a video depends both on the quality of the equipment and the training and experience of the video maker. If you have access to a high-quality production studio and trained personnel, use them. However, production quality can be achieved with the commercial equipment found in most universities and companies. The guidelines below are intended for researchers who have access to such equipment, but little experience in making videos. Camera Basics Maintain the quality of the original recording medium throughout the editing process. Shoot black and white displays with a black and white camera or only one gun of a color camera, usually green. Keeping the camera stable and level is vital. Use a tripod, whenever possible. Remember that camera jiggles are more apparent in telephoto shots; take extra care in zooms and close-ups. Avoid using different sources of lights when shooting, as it will throw off your colors. For example, avoid taping in a room with both natural and artificial light sources. The white balance setting adjusts the camera to your lighting. When setting, focus the camera on the color that you want to be filmed as white. This could be a sheet of white paper or the whitest color in the scene, depending on the effect you want. Avoid having too much white in a scene because it will make all your other colors too dark. Monitor your video levels. White levels should be at 100 units, and black levels should have a pedestal of 5 to 7.5 units. If possible, include 30 seconds of color bars and tone at the beginning of the tape. The color bars must be generated by the camera or editing equipment. Color bars copied from another tape are worse than none at all. You will need to use a TV in addition to the view-finder of the camera during taping. It is impossible to tell if the shots are correct from just the little view-finder. Remember that the final picture will not be as clear as the picture in the monitor, so zoom in closer than might seem necessary, and make sure that no important parts are at the edge of the picture. Tape Format IUI98 is able to accept only NTSC (i.e. North American standard signal) VHS format tapes. Use the best quality VHS tape you can obtain. Video quality decreases markedly with each "generation," that is, each time a tape is copied. Hence, you may want to use a higher resolution tape for your original recording. From highest to lowest quality, the formats are: 1-inch, Beta SP, 3/4 inch U-matic, Hi-8mm, and Super VHS. Editing To minimize loss of quality, you should be sure to edit your original raw footage directly onto the final master tape. A good idea is to do a rough edit from the original tape onto a working copy. Write down all the "edit points," that is, the times in seconds or, better, frame numbers at which to start and end a particular extraction from the raw footage tape(s). Then do a good edit in which you copy from the raw footage to your final master. Audio Audio quality is as important as image quality to the overall impact of your video. Try to avoid recording the noise of computer fans and disks. Therefore, it is generally better to record the audio after the video by doing a voice-over in a studio or other quiet room. With a voice-over, you watch the video and record the sound that explains what is happening. Make sure that the discussion is synchronized with the action on the screen. If you have introductory ``talking heads,'' try to do these with the computer off, or with the microphones arranged so that the computer noise is not picked up. Another motivation for doing a voice-over afterwards is that the person operating the computer can concentrate on the demo and go as fast as possible without awkward pauses while he or she thinks about what to say next. Many successful videos use trained readers for the audio, which you can find by calling acting schools or radio stations. Alternatively, the researchers may do the voice-over after the demo is complete. If it is important to hear key clicks or computer audio output (beeps), record these on a separate audio track, and mix them with the voice-over in the editing studio. Similarly, if you are adding music to the video, this can go on a separate track, so it will be easy to fade out music when narration begins, etc. Taping Computer Screens Because of incompatibilities of resolution, refresh rate, and interlacing, it is often difficult to get good shots of computer screens on video. Two ways to capture the image: by pointing a camera at the screen, or using a scan converter or video encoder to translate the computer's signal directly to an NTSC signal or videotape. You will probably need to experiment to find the best way of capturing screen images on video. Most people will film the screen with a camera. In this case, darken the room to enhance contrast, and set your white balance to match the white of the screen. Position your camera to avoid rhomboidal windows from the curved face of the display. You will have to pan around the screen to show different parts, because the video will usually not show the entire display in sufficient resolution to read text and see the graphics. If you have problems with one camera, you might consider borrowing or renting different cameras to see if you can obtain better results when shooting from the screen. Try to find a display that has a refresh rate that is compatible or synchronized with the video camera rate of 30 frames per second. Most displays are not, so you will get a crawling refresh line on the tape. In this case, try to wait until it is not visible before each video segment. If there is a continuous beating or flashing on the video, this means that the refresh rates are completely incompatible, and you should probably not make a video of that screen. The best screen from which to film is an active matrix LCD, since this has no refresh cycle. Be sure to film in a darkened room so that the colors will be bright. If you have hardware that converts your computer signal to NTSC, you can record directly from your computer to tape. A major problem with this is that single pixel horizontal lines will flicker badly (in fact, all odd number width horizontal lines will flicker somewhat). If your display is color, limit color saturation to 75 to 80% and choose hues carefully, especially reds, to avoid exceeding the NTSC color bandwidth. Final Thoughts Anyone who has done video editing and post-production knows that it is a surprisingly time consuming business. However, it's garbage-in garbage-out, and if you don't have good content or message, the best video editing in the world won't help it that much. So, make sure that you thoroughly "proof read" your video. The time will be well spent, and it will probably still only require a fraction of the time that you have to spend anyway on video production. So, how does one "proof read" a videotape? You can start off by testing your script with colleagues and friends. Is it interesting and understandable? Next you may want to storyboard your video. Do the cuts and transitions make sense to people, can then visualize how it will look? As well as being useful for usability testing, the storyboard should be an important part of your planning process. Next you should do rough cuts of the video. Do people want to see more talking head shots or less? Is the demo clear? Is the pace too fast or too slow? Are there any particular usability problems with specific segments of the video? Also Read VideoMaker's basic Video TipsMaking a video is hard work, but a good video is worth its weight in gold. In addition, there is a brief guide to using a camcorder (well) and how DVD's work. READ THESE, too. If you're really into learning more about good video production, you probably need to take some classes in it. In the meantime, the following links can give you some start up tips: (These are just for your reference, you don't need to read these (although please do scan them) for this class. Kid Powered Video--Video Production Tips Cyber Film School--Film Underground (Click on Magazine for the most helpful information.) VCR Repair SchoolTV--glossary(You might need this if you're confused about any of the video terms!)
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10-15-2012, 18:39:08: It's not just that the technical underpinnings of theatrical performance are unimportant to audience members; when a play is "working, audience members are simply not member aware who of the technical aspects at all. For the audience engaged by and involved in the play, the action on the state is all there is. In this sense, plays are like movies: When you are engrossed in one, you forget about the projector, and you may even lose awareness of your own body. For the actor on stage, the experience is similar in that everything extraneous to the ongoing action is tuned out, with the exception of the audience's audible and visible responses, which are often used by the actors to tweak their performance in real time (this, by the way, reminds us that theatrical audiences are not strictly "passive" and may he said to influence the action). For actor and audience alike, the ultimate "reality" is what is happening in the imaginary world on the stage-the representation.
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10-18-2012, 22:36:15: Gyeoul Yeonga? a.k.a. Winter Love Song / Winter Sonata Miniseries KBS (2002) - 20 episod Disiarkan di Korea: Januari 14, 2002 - March 19, 2002 pada KBS2 Isnin & Selasa malam 9:50-10:50 Cast: Kang Min-Hyung Joon-sang/Lee: Bae Yong Jun (Perhotelan) Jung Yujin: Choi Ji Woo (Hari Cantik) Kim Sang-Hyuk: Park Yong Ha (Emping salji) Oh Chelin: Park Sol Mi (Girls Bad) Kong Jin-suk: Lee Hye Eun Kwon Yong-Kuk: Ryu Seung Soo Untuk maklumat lebih lanjut mengenai pelakon dari KBS (dalam bahasa Korea), pergi ke: dengan www.kbs.co.kr / drama / sejuk / cast.shtml. Synopsis: Yujin dan Sang Hyuk adalah rakan-rakan zaman kanak-kanak. Yujin adalah meriah, spontan, hangat dan mesra. Dia suka untuk tidur di atas bas, dan sentiasa lewat untuk sekolah. Sang Hyuk adalah model pelajar dan memantau kelas. Bersama-sama dengan Oh Chelin, Jinsuk Kong dan Yongkuk Kwon, mereka membentuk pasukan penyiaran di sekolah. Kehidupan ini kumpulan kawan-kawan yang terganggu dan berubah selama-lamanya dengan kedatangan pelajar baru, Kang Joon-sang, yang telah dipindahkan dari Seoul. Joon Sang sejuk, menyendiri dan penyendiri. Tetapi dia adalah tampan dan sangat pintar. Chelin, yang paling yakin dan go-getter tandan, mengisytiharkan bahawa dia? S mendapat Joon Sang zeroed dalam dan tiada siapa adalah untuk bersaing dengan dia untuk dia. Walau bagaimanapun, Joon Sang tidak membalas Chelin? Pendahuluan s. Joon Sang mempunyai sebab untuk memindahkan kepada Namiseom Island. Beliau adalah anak luar nikah ibu seorang pemain piano terkenal, dan dia mahu untuk mencari bapa kandung beliau. Joon Sang percaya bahawa bapanya adalah di Namiseom Island, di mana ibunya menghadiri sekolah tinggi, dan dia mempunyai sebab untuk mempercayai bahawa bapanya adalah ibunya? Sekolah menengah kekasih. Dan kerana gambar yang dibakar lama, Joon Sang menyangka bahawa ayahnya adalah Sang Hyuk? Bapa. Beliau membuat hidup sukar bagi Sang Hyuk di sekolah, sentiasa memprovokasi beliau, dan mungkin cuba untuk mendapatkan dekat dengan Yujin untuk kenaikan Sang Hyuk. Walau bagaimanapun, melalui proses itu, beliau mendapati dirinya jatuh untuk Yujin. Personaliti beliau yang meriah dan hangat terbakar perubahan Joon sejuk Sang. Dia mula tersenyum dan membuka dirinya kepada beliau. Bersama, dua menghabiskan detik-detik yang tidak dapat dilupakan contohnya ponteng, penahanan pertunjukan piano,, semakin hilang di gunung, bermain dengan salji dan membuat snowmen, dan lain-lain, yang akan mengelak antara satu sama lain seperti yang lain? s cinta pertama. Tetapi walaupun pertemuan chanced, Joon Sang mendapati bahawa Yujin? Bapa juga sahabat karib ibunya semasa sekolah tinggi, dan mengesyaki bahawa mereka mungkin berkaitan. Joon Sang kemudian bersetuju dengan ibunya? Perkiraan untuk belajar di Amerika Syarikat. Ketika dia sedang menuju ke lapangan terbang, dia teringat janjinya untuk Yujin untuk kembali sarung tangan beliau. Mengabaikan ibunya?? Protes s, dia mendapat kereta untuk pertemuan beliau dengan Yujin, tetapi memenuhi kemalangan dalam perjalanan di sana. Semua orang di sekolah diberitahu bahawa Joon Sang meninggal dunia dalam kemalangan kereta. Kumpulan terkejut dengan berita itu. Setelah berdiri malam sebelumnya, Yujin adalah ternganga, dan terharu dengan kesedihan. Cepat ke hadapan untuk sepuluh tahun kemudian. Yujin dan Sang-Hyuk merancang parti penglibatan mereka. Tetapi pada hari majlis pertunangan, semasa membuat cara beliau ke hotel, Yujin bertemu dengan seorang lelaki (Lee Min-Hyung) yang kelihatan seperti Joon-sang. Beliau menghabiskan seluruh petang mencari dia, tertanya-tanya tanpa tujuan di jalan-jalan dan berakhir sehingga hilang sama sekali pihak pertunangannya. Sebagai model baik lelaki, Sang Hyuk mengampuni Yujin. Untuk membuat untuk parti engegement kegagalan, Suk Jin dan Yong Kuk bantuan Sang Hyuk dan Yujin untuk menganjurkan sebuah parti penglibatan swasta. Tetapi di parti, Chelin menunjukkan dengan teman lelaki beliau, Lee Min Hyung, yang kelihatan sama seperti Joon Sang! Semua orang di parti, termasuk Yujin digegarkan oleh mesyuarat. Tetapi sebagai takdir telah meletakkan keluar jalan untuk 2 lead, Yujin memenuhi Min Hyung muka-ke-muka untuk kali pertama kerana kerja. Sebagai pereka dalaman, Yujin? Syarikat s menjalankan projek untuk membangunkan semula pusat peranginan ski yang Min Hyung? Syarikat s memiliki. Pada mesyuarat pertama mereka, Yujin terkejut melihat Min Hyung, dan daun menangis sebelum dia boleh hadir syarikat beliau? Cadangan s. Min Hyung jelas terkejut oleh tindak balas luar biasa beliau, dan serta-merta tertarik kepada Yujin. Melalui interaksi di tempat kerja dan salah faham diselesaikan (terima kasih ke Chelin), Min Hyung mendapati dirinya tidak terkawal tertarik dengan Yujin. Yujin koyak juga. Min Hyung adalah peringatan berterusan cintanya pertama hilang, tetapi dia tidak boleh meninggalkan Sang Hyuk selepas semua tahun-tahun ini bersama-sama. Sang Hyuk juga diseksa dengan syak wasangka kerana dia merasakan Yujin tergelincir dari jarinya. Terhadap semua kemungkinan, Yujin pecah dengan Sang Hyuk dan mendapat bersama-sama dengan Hyung Min. Kesatuan adalah singkat sebagai Sang Hyuk pergi ke dalam kemurungan dan hampir membunuh dirinya. Mengatasi oleh rasa bersalah, Yujin dan Min Hyung bahagian, walaupun mereka tahu bahawa mereka? Telah jatuh begitu bercampur antara satu sama lain. Memandangkan mereka perjuangan untuk membina semula kehidupan mereka, Min Hyung sengaja mendapati bahawa dia sebenarnya adalah Kang Joon Sang, dan bahawa dia telah amnesia selepas kemalangan kereta. Ibunya, daripada keadaan terdesak untuk mendamaikan dengan anaknya, dengan bantuan rakan psikiatri beliau, memberikan Joon Sang identiti baru, dalam bentuk Hyung Min lebih bahagia. The pekat plot. Dengan kemalangan kereta, Yujin mengesahkan Joon Sang? Identiti s, dan mengesahkan kasih sayang beliau untuk Joon Sang. Sang Hyuk melemparkan tuala putih apabila dia sedar bahawa Min Hyung Joon Sang, saingan cinta bahawa dia tidak pernah boleh mengalahkan. Selepas menemui identiti barunya, Joon Sang sekali lagi dibungkus dalam usaha untuk mengetahui siapa bapanya. Dengan Joon Sang? Ibu s menentang perkahwinan mereka, ia membawa Joon Sang percaya Yujin yang sebenarnya beliau separuh kakak, dan dia adalah produk Joon Sang?? Ibu s? S pertunangan ringkas ke Yujin?? Bapa s. Yujin dan Joon Sang bahagian untuk kali kedua, kedua-duanya dalam gelita kekufuran dan kemusnahan dengan kesedaran bahawa mereka tidak boleh bersama-sama. Tetapi cerita mengambil twist, dan ia akhirnya mendedahkan bahawa Joon Sang TIDAK Yujin? S saudara tiri, dan bahawa Sang Hyuk? Bapa Joon Sang? S bapa biologi. Walau bagaimanapun, sebelum Joon Sang boleh menyatukan kembali dengan Yujin dengan berita baik, dia mendapati bahawa dia mempunyai mengancam nyawa darah beku di kepalanya akibat kemalangan kereta beliau. Dan dalam usaha untuk memenangi Yujin kembali, Sang Hyuk menimbulkan Joon Sang untuk memberikan kepadanya hidupnya kembali. Joon Sang melakukan sesuatu terhadap apa yang dia telah sentiasa percaya, dengan membantu saudara tiri beliau, dan meminta Yujin untuk menerima Sang Hyuk. Yujin enggan dan bahagian dengan Joon Sang. Joon Sang akhirnya daun bagi AS untuk mendapatkan rawatan, dan Yujin melarikan diri ke Perancis walaupun selepas pembelajaran kebenaran dari Sang Hyuk tentang Joon Sang? S hubungan dengan beliau dan keadaan kesihatan beliau. 3 tahun kemudian, Yujin kembali ke Korea selepas menamatkan pengajian beliau di Perancis. Dia bertemu dengan kawan-kawannya dan menghabiskan masa mengejar. Dia kembali untuk bekerja di Polaris, dan mendapati sebuah vila yang dibina dalam reka bentuk yang sama sebagai model rumah yang dia memberikan Joon Sang 3 tahun yang lalu. Kebetulan, Joon Sang juga kembali melawat di Korea, tetapi dia adalah buta dari pembedahan. Destiny akhirnya meletakkan 2 membawa bintang-berpalang di rumah cinta bahawa Joon Sang dibina untuk Yujin. Mereka memeluk matahari terbenam dan mengelak pertemuan mereka dengan ciuman lembut. Ulasan: Ini adalah pertama kembar bagi saya. TV bersiri Korea pertama saya (Saya seorang bersiri Jepun), dan kajian pertama saya. Sebelum saya melihat WSL, saya telah mendengar bahawa siri Korea secara umumnya lebih perlahan daripada orang-orang Jepun (biasanya hanya 11-12 episod). Ini kisah cinta menyentuh mampu untuk memastikan saya pergi untuk semua 20 episod, dengan cliffhangers kelainan dan cukup untuk menyelesaikannya. Cerita itu agak asal; saya fikir saya akan menghadapi plot seperti 101 Cadangan?? tetapi screenwriters telah saya terkejut. Saya lihat cerita dalam 4 segmen: 1. Sekolah menengah cinta pertama, kemudian berpisah oleh? Kematian? daripada Joon Sang 2. Yujin berpasangan dengan Min Hyung, maka berpisah oleh Sang Hyuk? Kecenderungan membunuh diri? 3. Yujin berpasangan dengan "dibangkitkan" Joon Sang aka Lee Min Hyung (selepas dia pulih daripada amnesia), kemudian berpisah kerana mereka fikir mereka adalah adik-beradik, dan Joon Sang? S keadaan kesihatan 4. Reuniting Yujin dengan Joon buta Sang selepas 3 tahun Segmen 1 meletakkan asas untuk keseluruhan cerita. Dengan musim sejuk di Pulau Namiseom indah sebagai tetapan, cinta pertama ini akan menjadi pengalaman yang tidak dapat dilupakan yang meninggalkan Yujin selama-lamanya mabuk kepayang. CJW? Potrayal s sekolah menengah Yujin was outstanding. Matanya begitu meriah, dan dia dipasang peranan begitu baik kerana ia adalah Yujin? Watak s spontan dan hangat yang menarik Joon Sang. Beliau juga satu-satunya yang mampu untuk menaikkan semangat beliau dan membuat dia tersenyum. Joon tampan, kuat dan tenang Sang, berbanding pelajar model Sang Hyuk; Yujin memilih bekas untuk menjadi cinta pertama beliau. Gambaran tabah BYJ sekolah tinggi Joon Sang adalah agak sesuai. Walaupun dia adalah sedikit terlalu tua untuk mengambil peranan berusia satu tahun 18, saya fikir ia tidak menyebabkan apa-apa cacat cela hingga 1 segmen. Walau bagaimanapun, selebihnya iaitu kawan Sang Hyuk, Chelin, Jinsuk dan Youngkuk mempunyai ungkapan yang sama melalui siri keseluruhan. Tidak ada banyak aspek pemaparan mereka peranan mereka dalam 1 segmen dan seluruh siri. Kali gembira singkat. Dengan "kematian" sebelum waktunya Joon Sang itu, Yujin?? S watak keluar dan meriah telah pergi selama-lamanya, dan watak beliau?? Mood s pergi bukit untuk rehat yang hadir (kecuali semasa tempoh yang singkat apabila dia adalah dengan Joon Sang selepas dia kembali ingatan). Anda tidak akan mendapatkan untuk melihat episod selepas Joon Sang? S kematian yang melihat CJW dengan mata kering. Joon Sang? S kematian diabadikan kehadiran beliau di Yujin?? Jantung s, dan dia tidak mampu untuk menggantikan dia dengan orang lain. Tidak walaupun selepas menghabiskan 10 tahun dengan Sang Hyuk boleh melepaskan dia dari kenangan cinta pertama beliau. Saya suka cara Min Hyung? Watak s telah direka. Beliau yakin, sensitif, layak, menarik dan penuh dengan kehidupan. Lee Min Hyung adalah bertentangan dengan tepat Kang Joon Sang. Beliau adalah sentiasa jelas apa yang dia mahu, dan tidak pernah takut untuk berhadapan dengan perasaan dan belajar dari orang-orang di sekelilingnya. Beliau adalah lelaki Umur tipikal Baru alaf baru. BYJ begitu meyakinkan dalam menggambarkan 2 peranan bahawa dia benar-benar membuat saya berfikir bahawa Lee Min Hyung adalah benar-benar orang yang berbeza. Beliau mengubah peranan sepenuhnya dari Joon Sang sampai kepada bagaimana dia memandang (walaupun saya tidak bersetuju dengan bagaimana BYJ kelihatan seperti Lee Min Hyung, saya perlu mengatakan ia bekerja ke cerita sangat baik). Saya kecewa dengan Yujin?? Indecisiveness s, dan jantung saya pergi keluar untuk Sang Hyuk. Secara keseluruhannya saya tidak dapat menyambung dengan 2 segmen. Saya tidak dapat melihat bagaimana atau mengapa dia memilih Min Hyung akhirnya, dan saya tidak dapat merasakan kimia antara BYJ dan CJW sehingga ke tahap ini. Walaupun Min Hyung mewakili lelaki yang kuat dan yakin yang akan menyelamatkan Yujin dari perangkap sedih bahawa dia meletakkan dirinya dalam, saya tidak dapat merasakan hubungan antara Min Hyung dan Yujin. Plot sekitar 2 segmen adalah lemah dan tidak meyakinkan. Jika terdapat mana-mana tarikan, ia hanya berat sebelah pada bahagian Min Hyung. Kimia antara 2 lead mengambil masa yang lebih lama untuk membangunkan. (Saya hampir bersedia untuk berputus asa pada ketika ini) Yujin? Indecisiveness s berutus kepada 1 segmen di mana dia telah hilang di dalam hutan. Dia tidak dapat mencari bintang Polaris dia. Jauh ke dalam, ia telah sentiasa Joon Sang, tetapi ia mengambil masa yang lama untuk mengesahkan bahawa, dan dia menyebabkan banyak kesakitan (dan kekecewaan) kepada orang-orang di sekeliling dia dalam proses. Apabila Min Hyung bermula di atas jalan untuk mendedahkan kebenaran mengenai identiti beliau, saya dapat merasakan kekeliruan, kesakitan dan kehilangan tentang identiti beliau. Dia sakit yang paling ketara dirasai apabila dia dipanggil Yujin untuk memberitahu kebenaran beliau, dan semua dia boleh bertindak balas perbezaan nyata antara Lee Min Hyung dan Kang Joon Sang. Ia memecahkan hatinya untuk mendengar Yujin mengatakan bahawa, dan kata-kata sahaja dipergiatkan kesakitannya. Dalam 3 segmen, sebagai Yujin dan Joon Sang ditemui semula masa lalu mereka bersama-sama, ini adalah di mana kimia mencetuskan antara BYJ dan CJW, dan ia telah dimeteraikan dengan cadangan perkahwinan itu di dalam gereja. Apabila saya fikir screenwriters dan membawa akhirnya telah dibeli saya lebih, dan bahawa cerita itu tidak dapat membawa hubungan ke tahap yang lain, kebenaran akhirnya tentang Joon Sang? S bapa dan Joon Sang? Kemerosotan keadaan kesihatan menolak watak-watak? ? penderitaan sempadan baru. Yujin mengajar Min-Hyung makna cinta sejati. Beliau adalah teka-teki yang hilang dalam hidupnya. Selepas Yujin, dia tidak berada di kawalan emosi beliau lagi kerana dia telah benar-benar diberi hatinya kepada beliau. Dalam segmen 2, walaupun dia tahu dia memberikan Yujin untuk menyelamatkan Sang Hyuk, dalam mendalam, dia tidak boleh membiarkan dia pergi. Dan kerana kerinduan untuk Yujin, ia membawanya di atas jalan untuk mencari Kang Joon Sang. Ingat kali pertama dia cuba untuk meninggalkan bagi AS? Saya merasakan bahawa Min Hyung mahu untuk berpegang kepada Yujin, dia masih mempunyai berlegar harapan kerana dia meninggalkan beliau CD sebagai tanda peringatan. Tetapi kali kedua dia cuba untuk meninggalkan dia, dia telah mengambil semua kenangan jauh dengan membuang kalung, kamera pakai buang dan duit syiling ke dalam laut. Dan apabila dia tahu keadaan kesihatan beliau, walaupun pada hakikatnya bahawa Yujin tidak berkaitan kepadanya, dia masih memilih untuk meninggalkan Yujin dalam penjagaan Sang Hyuk. Permulaan Nya untuk cinta sejati adalah lengkap. Dan begitu juga dengan kesakitan beliau. Dan saya pasti semua penonton merasakan ia. Mengapa pihak sama ada memilih untuk tinggal selain selama 3 tahun itu, dan kekal selain adalah sukar dibayangkan kepada saya. Joon Sang terus untuk kekal berhubung dengan orang-orang dari firmanya, dan Yujin serta. Ia tidak begitu sukar untuk bertemu lagi lebih awal daripada yang dijangkakan. Apa yang melakukannya screenwriters berharap untuk mencapai dengan masa mereka menghabiskan selain? Adakah Joon Sang berfikir Yujin yang akan menerima Sang Hyuk seperti itu selepas pining untuk persona mati selama 10 tahun? Menamatkan ditubuhkan pada musim panas yang indah?? Hari s, dengan Yujin berkeliaran di sekitar kawasan rumah bahawa dia direka, dan Joon Sang dibina. Ia adalah pelik bagaimana Winter Song Cinta berakhir pada hari musim panas yang indah. Dengan bunga berkembang penuh, dan burung kicauan di atas pokok, ia seolah-olah meraikan saat akhir yang mana Yujin dan Joon Sang bersatu semula dalam pelukan mereka untuk adegan terakhir. Saya terpaksa untuk menonton adegan ini untuk beberapa kali untuk membuat untuk semua kepiluan bahawa siri meletakkan saya melalui. Emosi pada muka Yujin, dan ciuman ... hmmmm Saya suka pengakhiran gembira! Saya ingin mereka? D memberikan saya lebih. Apa yang saya suka tentang bersiri Musim sejuk adegan 1.Namiseom Island 2.The balada menghantui oleh Ryu dan seluruh soundtrack 3.The juga direka cerita Pelaksanaan 4.The tabir oleh membawa ke arah akhir Adegan kegemaran Saya 1.First suka adegan manakala Yujin dan Joon Sang berada di sekolah tinggi 2.Yujin memberitahu Min-Hyung bahawa dia tidak memahami apa yang ia adalah untuk mencintai seseorang, bagaimana rasanya untuk kehilangan yang seorang lagi seluruh dunia terus tanpa dia 3.Min-Hyung mendengar rakaman pita dia dibuat untuk Yujin apabila dia Joon Sang 4.Yujin memberitahu Min-Hyung perbezaan antara Joon Sang dan dirinya 5.Joon Sang membuang kalung, kamera pakai buang dan duit syiling ke dalam laut, dan runtuh menangis. 6.Joon Sang memberitahu Yujin untuk makan dengan baik dan tidur dengan baik, dan tidak berjumpa lagi supaya menyimpan kenangan indah hari di laut selama-lamanya dalam setiap hati orang lain 7.BYJ? S senyuman kerana dia meneroka rumah cinta, dan ciuman lembut dia memberi CJW apabila mereka akhirnya bertemu kerana dia menyentuh Yujin? Muka s. 8.The adegan menangis (walaupun saya mendapati mereka yang berlebihan) telah dilaksanakan dengan baik oleh lead. Ia adalah menakjubkan bagaimana titisan air mata hanya bergolek ke bawah pipi mereka dengan mudah. Saya akan dibenci jika sesiapa telah meraung seperti bayi. Apa yang saya tidak suka mengenai siri 1.How berjaya stylists untuk membuat rupa membawa hodoh. Saya tidak seperti BYJ?? Rambut s sebagai remaja Kang Joon Sang. Dan saya tidak melihat bagaimana boleh BYJ? Rambut s tinggal begitu baik coiffed bila-bila masa hari. Dan orang-orang sut berwarna cerah! Kebaikan saya, mereka adalah seperti menyakitkan mata. CJW? Rambut s untuk bahagian yang lebih besar daripada siri yang dibuat beliau kelihatan tua dan tidak menarik. Saya sebenarnya suka gaya apabila mereka akhirnya bertemu dalam episod terakhir selepas berpisah selama 3 tahun. Rambut BYJ? S kelihatan lebih semula jadi dengan warna tona turun, dan CJW kelihatan begitu feminin dan cantik dengan orang-orang kunci panjang. Dan dia telah memancarkan aura seksi yang kekurangan di seluruh siri. 2.Yujin berkelakuan seperti orang bodoh dengan indecisiveness dengan Sang Hyuk dalam 2 segmen. 3.I benar-benar berharap bahawa CJW tidak perlu menangis begitu banyak, saya berasa maaf untuk dia. Apa yang saya boleh? T memahami 1.For 2 orang yang begitu cinta, keakraban fizikal sahaja yang dipaparkan adalah pelukan dan pecks ringan pada bibir (saya tidak akan mengklasifikasikan bahawa sebagai mencium dan ia hanya berlaku seperti kurang daripada 3 kali seluruh siri). Mungkin ia adalah satu perkara budaya yang bersiri Korea lebih terpelihara daripada orang-orang Jepun atau Cina. Saya memakai? T memahami. Ia akan memperhebatkan hubungan skrin membawa ', dan menyampaikan emosi yang mendalam membawa dirasai untuk satu sama lain. Ia adalah begitu unbelievably reserved. Metafora 2.The daripada Joon Sang memakai kasut untuk Yujin. Adakah ia bermakna dia akan sentiasa menjadi salah satu untuk menjaga? Kesatuan 3.Yujin? Ibu bapa 'adalah hasil daripada bapanya pecah penglibatan beliau dengan Joon Sang?? Ibu s. Oleh itu, saya tidak dapat memahami Yujin? Ibu s menegaskan bahawa Yujin berkahwin Sang Hyuk. 4.Did Yujin cinta Min-Hyung sebagai Min-Hyung, atau sebagai Joon Sang? Atau sebaliknya? Atau naib sebaliknya? Yujin masa 5.The memberitahu Joon Sang sebab mengapa ibunya membantah perkahwinan itu, loceng penggera dering di seluruh bahawa mereka mungkin adik-beradik! Saya boleh? T melihat bagaimana seorang lelaki yang bijak seperti Joon Sang tidak mengesan bahawa merta. 6.How boleh Joon Sang? Ibu s menjadi begitu mementingkan diri sendiri? Pertama, dia menggantikan ingatan supaya dia akan suka dia. Kemudian dia memberitahu pembohongan besar yang mengoyakkan Pasangan selain. Satu kesilapan adalah dimaafkan, tetapi dua tidak. 7.Where adalah bapa tiri Lee Min-Hyung? 8.I don? T tahu sama ada sesiapa yang bersetuju dengan saya, tetapi saya bersumpah bahawa BYJ memandang bulkier seluruh siri sehingga adegan terakhir. Sama ada dia memakai banyak pakaian tebal semasa adegan sejuk atau dia sebenarnya kehilangan berat badan di tempat kejadian terakhir. Kejayaan siri Saya fikir kita wanita semua sulur untuk kisah cinta yang baik. Terutama apabila pelakon utama digambarkan sebagai seorang lelaki tampan dan layak jatuh lintang pukang untuk wanita yang luhur (tidak perlu menjadi tampan) plumbum (CJW yang begitu indah, tetapi dibuat untuk kelihatan hodoh, adalah bonus), dan yang dalam semua orang? s takdir, ada SATU untuk anda. Tiada apa-apa jua boleh menghentikan kesatuan mereka. Tidak amnesia, tidak 2 kemalangan kereta, bukan pertunangan sebelumnya kepada teman lelaki 10 tahun, ibu dan lain-lain yang mementingkan diri sendiri Dan sudah tentu berakhir bahagia selepas jam tangisan sentiasa membawa kehangatan kepada hati saya. Saya berfikir bahawa penonton di Asia juga kerinduan untuk muka-muka baru dan bahan-bahan baru. Seperti Hong Kong dan siri Jepun melihat genangan dalam skrip mereka dan kekurangan bakat-bakat baru, terbitan bersiri Korea seperti nafas udara segar. Bersama-sama dengan pemandangan yang cemerlang, screenwriting luar biasa dan pelakon yang baik mencari, saya dalam perjalanan untuk menonton siri seterusnya saya tidak lama lagi saya. Factoid: Yoon Suk Ho adalah pengeluar / pengarah Story Autumn, yang mempunyai tema musim luruh. Beliau juga menghasilkan / mengarah drama, ini yang mempunyai salji menonjolkan tema musim sejuk. Beliau juga berharap untuk membuat drama dengan tema-tema Spring dan Summer (dengan "Summer Scent"). 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10-22-2012, 15:07:09: Title: People with Dyslexia and Add have it affects everything in their life Intro: Have you ever had a hard time spelling a word, reading something, or writing something for school? For most people this happens from time to time, but for me it is something that happens all the time because I have two disabilities that affect my life in the way people treat me, the way that I learn, and the way that I work in the world. I want to give you information about my two disabilities so that you know how many people have these disabilities, what the disabilities are, and how it affects people’s lives so that you will better understand people with these disabilities and not just think that they are stupid or lazy. My disabilities are Dyslexia and ADD. There are a lot of people that have these disabilities together. According to the National Institutes of Health (NIH), “ 1 out of every 5 children in the United States” or 20 % has some form of Dyslexia. Some have more problems or difficulty with their Dyslexia than others. According to wiki answers.com, “ 3 to 5 percent” of the children in US have ADD. Susan Barton an expert on Dyslexia says “at least 40 % of the people with dyslexia also have ADD”. As said before many people with Dyslexia also have ADD which is Attention Deficit Disorder. ADD makes it hard to concentrate on things for a long time and also to remember things. With ADD it is hard to ignore other things going on or filter things out to concentrate. Dyslexia is a disability that makes it hard to read, write, and spell. It is inherited. My dad has it also. According to Dr. Sally Shaywitz, an expert on dyslexia, when trying to read, write, or spell people with dyslexia use both sides of their brain at one time which confuses the brain instead of just one side at a time like most people. Dyslexia is a language processing problem and not a visual problem like people think. This is also why I get words mixed up or speak slowly sometimes. The NIH also says that Dyslexia is not tied to IQ so people with it are not stupid. Both of these disabilities I will have my entire life, you don’t grow out of them but you learn to work with them. So next let’s talk about how it affects my life and others with these disabilities and how people learn and work with these disabilities. It takes longer to read, write, and speak. Sometimes things get confused and the right words or things do not come out correctly. Some people think because you don’t spell, read, or speak well that you must be stupid. Some people with these disabilities try to hide it so that people will treat them like normal people and not like a little kid or someone that is stupid. In school, I tried to hide my disabilities. I did not want people to know that I had these disabilities. People in school teased me because of my disabilities. People would call me retarded, stupid, and lazy. Even some of the teachers thought that I was not trying hard enough or that I did not really have any problems because I must be lazy. Some teachers even said that I would not make it in life. Because of teasing and some of the teachers, I thought about dropping out of high school. The NIH says that “Dyslexia is the leading cause of reading failure and school dropouts”. Lucky for me, my school counselor found a summer camp for kids with disabilities. This changed my life because they showed me that people with disabilities have been successful and they showed me ways to work and learn with my disabilities. I learned to never give up. I learned not to be afraid or ashamed. I learned to tell people like teachers and bosses that I have these disabilities and how they can help me. My dad also helped me to learn ways to read and write better. There are apps that help with reading, spelling, and writing. My textbooks are on my Ipad so that I can listen to them. I have test read to me. Even at work, I can have safety test read to me. I can get my repair books and other important things on my Ipad where I can listen to them. I can speak into my Ipad and have it write what I say. I type things for my boss instead of writing it. I also let people know that it takes me longer to think and then answer them. The best thing they can do for me is to give me time. The last thing I want everyone to know is that people with these disabilities can be successful. Susan Barton’ research says that people with dyslexia have some common strengths and abilities. Some of the strengths are artistic skills, athletic ability, musical ability, mechanical ability, 3-D visual skills, creative amd global thinking. Some famous successful people that have Dyslexia are Walt Disney, Tom Cruise, Patrick Dempsey, Jay Leno, Anderson Cooper, Steven Spielberg, Beethoven, Mozart, Ansel Adams, Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, Mark Twain, Magic Johnson, Pete Rose, Nolan Ryan, Albert Einstein, and Henry Ford. In conclusion, almost half of the people with Dyslexia also have ADD and these disabilities affect their entire lives. People with these disabilities can be treated differently by some people. People with these disabilities learn differently so they need some help and more time. This help can be with apps and other things. The most important thing to remember is that people with these disabilities are not stupid or lazy, and that they can be successful.
10-22-2012, 15:07:32: Title: People with Dyslexia and Add have it affects everything in their life Intro: Have you ever had a hard time spelling a word, reading something, or writing something for school? For most people this happens from time to time, but for me it is something that happens all the time because I have two disabilities that affect my life in the way people treat me, the way that I learn, and the way that I work in the world. I want to give you information about my two disabilities so that you know how many people have these disabilities, what the disabilities are, and how it affects people’s lives so that you will better understand people with these disabilities and not just think that they are stupid or lazy. My disabilities are Dyslexia and ADD. There are a lot of people that have these disabilities together. According to the National Institutes of Health (NIH), “ 1 out of every 5 children in the United States” or 20 % has some form of Dyslexia. Some have more problems or difficulty with their Dyslexia than others. According to wiki answers.com, “ 3 to 5 percent” of the children in US have ADD. Susan Barton an expert on Dyslexia says “at least 40 % of the people with dyslexia also have ADD”. As said before many people with Dyslexia also have ADD which is Attention Deficit Disorder. ADD makes it hard to concentrate on things for a long time and also to remember things. With ADD it is hard to ignore other things going on or filter things out to concentrate. Dyslexia is a disability that makes it hard to read, write, and spell. It is inherited. My dad has it also. According to Dr. Sally Shaywitz, an expert on dyslexia, when trying to read, write, or spell people with dyslexia use both sides of their brain at one time which confuses the brain instead of just one side at a time like most people. Dyslexia is a language processing problem and not a visual problem like people think. This is also why I get words mixed up or speak slowly sometimes. The NIH also says that Dyslexia is not tied to IQ so people with it are not stupid. Both of these disabilities I will have my entire life, you don’t grow out of them but you learn to work with them. So next let’s talk about how it affects my life and others with these disabilities and how people learn and work with these disabilities. It takes longer to read, write, and speak. Sometimes things get confused and the right words or things do not come out correctly. Some people think because you don’t spell, read, or speak well that you must be stupid. Some people with these disabilities try to hide it so that people will treat them like normal people and not like a little kid or someone that is stupid. In school, I tried to hide my disabilities. I did not want people to know that I had these disabilities. People in school teased me because of my disabilities. People would call me retarded, stupid, and lazy. Even some of the teachers thought that I was not trying hard enough or that I did not really have any problems because I must be lazy. Some teachers even said that I would not make it in life. Because of teasing and some of the teachers, I thought about dropping out of high school. The NIH says that “Dyslexia is the leading cause of reading failure and school dropouts”. Lucky for me, my school counselor found a summer camp for kids with disabilities. This changed my life because they showed me that people with disabilities have been successful and they showed me ways to work and learn with my disabilities. I learned to never give up. I learned not to be afraid or ashamed. I learned to tell people like teachers and bosses that I have these disabilities and how they can help me. My dad also helped me to learn ways to read and write better. There are apps that help with reading, spelling, and writing. My textbooks are on my Ipad so that I can listen to them. I have test read to me. Even at work, I can have safety test read to me. I can get my repair books and other important things on my Ipad where I can listen to them. I can speak into my Ipad and have it write what I say. I type things for my boss instead of writing it. I also let people know that it takes me longer to think and then answer them. The best thing they can do for me is to give me time. The last thing I want everyone to know is that people with these disabilities can be successful. Susan Barton’ research says that people with dyslexia have some common strengths and abilities. Some of the strengths are artistic skills, athletic ability, musical ability, mechanical ability, 3-D visual skills, creative amd global thinking. 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10-27-2012, 06:30:02: He’s won 91 races, won an outstanding seven world championships, secured a whopping 68 pole positions, led an unimaginable 5096 laps, inspired an entire country to race and starred in Cars 2. He’s Michael Schumacher and he’s about to retire from the sport that has held him dear for 21 years. And yet, half the people don’t seem to care. Its true, his comeback hasn’t been fantastic. Leaving the sport in 2006, He was waved off by the paddock but returned in 2010 to reunite the Schumacher/Brawn arrangement that dominated the sport for five years. But all did not go well and as of Qualifying after the 2012 Indian Grand Prix, He has never won a race, only had one podium (3rd in Valencia) and one pole position (in Monaco) which was cruelly stripped from him after he was penalised five grid places following his crash with Bruno Senna in Catalunya a week earlier. Coming from a home of Schumacher fans, It breaks my heart to see him come under so much criticism from International Media and mockery from fans after his disastrous return. This year alone he has retired from SEVEN Grand Prix – BUT it can be argued that only two were his fault, with mechanical failures being to blame for the other five. After the Monaco Grand Prix, Newspaper ‘Bild’ published an article showing how he should actually be leading the championship by that stage. The analysis said that Schumacher lost 15 points in Australia with gearbox trouble, and 11 points in Malaysia after Romain Grosjean t-boned him in the wet conditions. In China he lost 18 points due to a loose wheel, while battling team-mate Nico Rosberg for the lead of the race. He lost 7 points in Bahrain due to a DRS rear wing problem, and 4 points in Spain in the crash with Bruno Senna. In Monaco, his pole was stripped from him before yet another fuel pressure problem struck in the race. That might have cost him the win and 25 points, Bild claimed. It’s agonising to see all these mechanical failures on Schumacher’s side of the garage, while Nico Rosberg has had plain sailing. Right after the Monaco Grand Prix, Schumacher’s DRS failed, which isn’t uncommon. It was uncommon though, that his wing got stuck OPEN! The wing is usually designed not to do this, and the strength of the Mercedes pit crew failed to close it, forcing him to again retire. Looking at some of the races where he has been fast, its clear that he definitely has raw pace. During Qualifying for the Monaco Grand Prix, he set an amazing lap. If you can, look it up and watch it; A pure masterclass on driving. In Valencia, He started way back in 12th but after a fantastic charge through the field, he finished in 3rd place. This doesn’t sound too hard, but going from 12th to 3rd in Valencia is nearly as hard as doing so in Monaco. The 2011 Belgian Grand Prix marked Schumi’s 20th year in Formula One. A loose wheel nut sent him out of Qualifying in the opening minutes with a big shunt into the barriers at turn 6. He, without getting to set a time, qualified down in 24th. But, He had the perfect race and finished in a spectacular 5th. And not just does he have raw pace, but he has massive support in areas. Rita Xiume’s article for the Italian Grand Prix describes Michael Schumacher’s cult following in Italy and how he is possibly even more popular than the local Ferrari. I was of course saddened at the news that Schumi is to retire at the end of the season. I’ve watched F1 since 2010 and so next year will be the first time that I watch an F1 race without Michael Schumacher competing. Yet, I’m glad that I had three years of watching and supporting Schumacher race. Wether or not you are a Schumacher fan, I think you should acknowledge the end of an era. Our great sports most successful driver and most well-known star is finally leaving the sport. Michael Schumacher, I applaud you.
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10-30-2012, 09:50:45: Rationalism follows the tradition established by Plato in that the senses are inherently unreliable and that we should seek knowledge in the eternal timeless principles which he thought to be the underlying absolute truths of the Universe. Plato turned to mathematics as best exemplifying these principles, and followed this by expanding mathematical principles to arrive at the famous Platonic forms. Of course Plato thought that these ideas related to all aspects of human experience. So as every triangle that we experience in the rear world is an imperfect copy of some otherworldly ideal triangle, so aspects of justice, society and beauty were only experienced as imperfect copies of some ideal. The founder of rational thinking, Rene Descartes agreed with this basic premise but developed the idea as a process by which he could try to establish beyond all reasonable doubt the foundations upon which knowledge might be based. This method of doubt characterises his approach to establishing certain facts from which by logical processes of reason reliable answers could be arrived at. This method characterises what was in Descartes time a radically different way of thinking and perhaps was the origins of much of modern scientific method today, that of doubt as a method. Descartes lived a very unusual life, he was a brilliant mathematician and we derive the Cartesian coordinates of a graph from his name, he travelled widely and was at one time a soldier, perhaps that is why he found so many conflicting ideas about knowledge that he decided that no one really could verify the absolute truth of what they said. And so he set about trying to find something that no one could doubt. In this he went through a series of stages in which he questioned the reliability of his senses and even went so far as to wonder whether the whole of his life could be dream and in this he pre-empted the film the Matrix. He also considered that it might be the case that a malicious demon might be acting on him, forcing him to make all sorts of incorrect decisions and conclusions. This must have been a pretty lonely place to end up. However what he concluded was that he was having some sort of experience as a thinking being, so even though his body might not exist or everything that he had thought to be the case, his memory, his beliefs, might not be true the fact that he was a thinking being was beyond doubt. To this end he arrived at his now famous conclusion, I think therefore I am. So what you say, how does that help, how can we build anything form that! I agree with such a sentiment, and Descartes had to rely on his belief in a benevolent God to build up from these sparse foundations; however his legacy for us today is the methods of doubt, establishing fundamental premises upon which we can use logical steps to deduce conclusions. Computers are a good example of this. Using very simple pieces of binary code and logical process they can construct amazing conclusions like animated films or photorealistic images. Lots of very simple logical processes chained together to produce incredibly complex solutions that on the face of it do not seem simple at all! If you start from the right point, follow the right processes you reach the right solutions and those solutions are beyond doubt! Simple. So what’s that got to with Architecture I hear you ask. Well it had or perhaps has a profound way in which architects think no least in our ability to justify what we do. Historically Descartes ideas first had an impact on architects in their quest to find and authentic basis from which they could justify their designs. Perhaps the most influential thinker in this respect was abbe Marc-Antoine Laugier. He tried to follow Descartes method of doubt to find the origins of architecture. He did this by trying to image a primitive man living in the wilderness and through a process of describing our most distant ancestors experiences of the cold, rain, sun and basic needs for shelter he arrive at what he termed the primitive hut. This was a simple structure of four posts covered with a pediment roof, not unlike a stripped down Greek temple. He then goes on to show how this primitive man then added elements to the structure in order to accommodate various needs. Of course this is something of a fantasy and the etching of Laugier’s Hut shows a perfect geometric form of posts and beams, which as we know is a long way form what archaeologists today think early shelters were like. However it is not so much the archaeological accuracy which is important here rather the idea that there is founding idea of architecture, which for Laugier was based on a pure post and bean system of construction with infill panels all arranged according to some kind of Platonic geometric regularity. So Laugier extolled a return to these simple forms as being closer to the origins of architecture and very much against the prevailing highly decorated styles of the Rocco which sought to embellish structure and so conceal their underlying truth. The Modern movement would later take these ideas of truth to structure and materials along with the purging of unnecessary ornament to new levels and adopt these ideas as a kind of a Gospel, but it all started with Descartes and Laugier. The other key figure in the development of rational architecture was Antoine-Chrysostome Quatremère de Quincy. He thought like Descartes that reality was governed by some timeless rules. Perhaps Western science has devoted its whole history to deriving timeless rules that govern the universe , from Newton to Einstein and now the Large Hadron Collider, we have been in a constant quest for the formulas that could define how the universe works. Quatremère de Quincy thought the same about architecture. He felt that all buildings were manifestations of some timeless ideas or types. So for example there are lots of colonnades across the world but they are all a manifestation of the general idea of a colonnade. This way of thinking could be applied to a whole vocabulary of architectural ideas and you could, as it were write an encyclopaedia of general architectural forms. It is not surprising that this idea emerged just when the first encyclopaedias were being drafted. Rather than words in a dictionary Quatremère de Quincy described these as architectural types or typologies in the lexicon of architecture. In a way they are like scientific formula each building is an experiment but is governed by universal general laws or types. It is a powerful idea and has proved very popular with architects, not least because it establishes architecture as an autonomous discipline with its own special language, grammar and syntax. It is also quite appealing because this law of types is seen as being universal, in that it can work across cultures and geographical locations and is in some way timeless. Maybe the most powerful idea is that it can be learnt!
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Most people are in level 2 (Conventional) • Level 1 (Pre-Conventional) o Stage 1- Obedience and punishment: children learning stage o Stage 2- Instrumental purpose and exchange: moral behavior gets something good. • Level 2 (Conventional) o Stage 3- interpersonal accord, conformity ad mutual expectation: expectations of families and friends o Stage 4- system maintenance, upholding duties, laws: social system and upholding laws and rules • Level 3 (Post-Conventional) o Stage 5- social contract and rights: social contract with values and fairness o Stage 6- theoretical stage only: following ethical principles of justice and rights. Barriers to ethical decision-making • Barriers to gathering facts- overconfidence and confirmation trap. • Barriers to consideration of consequences- reduce numbers and consequences over time (sunk costs) • Integrity- superiority and morality • Unconscious biases and emotions- biases against race, age that affect decisions and emotions can affect decision both positively and negatively. 4 drivers of engagement • Line of sight- employees understands company strategic decision, how company makes money, how each employee plays a role in money making. • Involvement- actively participates and ideas heard. • Information sharing- effective information and information goes in all directions of organization. • Rewards and recognition- goals and values set out, employee knows what they need to do and how they are rewarded. Primary and Secondary stakeholders Primary- formal, contractual relationship in organization. Secondary- affect by company, moral obligations, informal contract relationship. 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Compliance-based vs. Value-based Approaches o Compliance-based (covering yourself and formal and rule governed)- rooted in law and regulation, reactive, limited senior management involved, obvious penalties and signatures required. • Employees are more likely: think company is protecting itself, seek outsiders advice and by cynical. • Employees are less likely: report bad news and be committed. o Value-based (better understanding for goals, instead of covering yourself)- rooted in culture and driven by values, proactive and inspirational, commitment from senior management, aligned with performance measures (uni teachers). • Employees are more likely: seek advice inside, be willing to report, be committed, support decision • Employees are less likely: unethical. Strong vs. Weak Culture • Strong culture- standards and guidelines are shared in organization, providing common direct for day to day behavior e.g. Citicorp • Weak culture- strong subculture exists, behaviors differs from each subculture e.g. university. Formal and information To provide consistent direction and it with behavior. o Formal • Selection system, policy code, orientation training, performance management, decision process (normative/prescriptive ethics) o Informal • Norms, rituals, myths/stories, languages, descriptive ethics. Alignment and misalignment Alignment- all system are pushing employees in the same direction. Misalignment- employees get mixed messages about expectations. Leadership o Unethical leadership- strongly influence in the development of unethical cultures. o Hypocritical leadership- strong communication, but not ethical. o Ethical neutral “silent” leadership- silent on issues, thought to focus on bottom line without setting complementary ethical goals. Moral person Traits, honesty, integrity, trust, behavior, openness, fair Moral manager Role model, rewards/discipline and ethical conduct Matrix Ethical climates o Fairness- believe employees are treated fairly o Benevolence- cares about multiple stakeholders e.g. employees o Self interest- protects own interest. o Rule based- employees follow law and rules when decision-making. Rewards / Discipline Rewards encourage ethical behavior discipline is punishment for unethical behavior. Social learning theory- people learn from observing the rewards and punishment of others. o Punishment- administrates fairly, fits crime, employee’s input, conducted in private. o Discipline- expected if rules are broken, discipline fairly, be concerned about observers and implicit messages. 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11-27-2012, 12:36:08: List of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd edition monsters From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This article may be too long to read and navigate comfortably. Please consider splitting content into sub-articles and/or condensing it. (November 2012) See also: Lists of Dungeons & Dragons monsters This is the list of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd edition monsters, an important element of that role-playing game.[1] This list only includes monsters from official Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd Edition supplements published by TSR, Inc. or Wizards of the Coast, not licensed or unlicensed third party products such as video games or unlicensed Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd Edition manuals. Contents [hide] 1 MC1–5 Monstrous Compendiums 2 MC6–10 Monstrous Compendiums 3 MC11–15 Monstrous Compendiums 4 TSR 2140 - Monstrous Manual (1993) 5 TSR 2602 - Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix (1994) 6 TSR 2501 - Monstrous Compendium - Mystara Appendix (1994) 7 TSR 2153 - Monstrous Compendium - Ravenloft Appendix III: Creatures of Darkness (1994) 8 Monstrous Compendium Annuals 9 TSR 2433 - Dark Sun Monstrous Compendium Appendix II: Terrors Beyond Tyr (1995) 10 TSR 2613 - Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix II (1995) 11 TSR 2162 - Ravenloft Monstrous Compendium Appendices I & II (1996) 12 TSR 2524 - Savage Coast Monstrous Compendium Appendix (1996) 13 TSR 2635 - Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix III (1998) 14 TSR 3140 - Birthright - Blood Spawn: Creatures of Light and Shadow (2000) 15 Other sources 15.1 Spelljammer 15.2 Forgotten Realms 15.2.1 TSR1060 - Ruins of Undermountain (1991) 15.2.2 TSR9326 - The Drow of the Underdark (1991) 15.2.3 TSR1083 - Menzoberranzan (1992) 15.2.4 TSR1084 - Ruins of Myth Drannor (1993) 15.2.5 TSR1085 - Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting (1993) 15.2.6 TSR9563 - Powers & Pantheons (1997) 15.3 Dragonlance 15.3.1 TSR9294 - Dragon's Rest (1990) 15.3.2 TSR9334 - Wild Elves (1991) 15.3.3 TSR9344 - Taladas: The Minotaurs (1991) 15.3.4 TSR9382 - Flint's Axe (1992) 15.4 Al-Qadim 15.4.1 TSR1077 - Land of Fate (1992) 15.4.2 TSR9366 - Golden Voyages (1992) 15.4.3 TSR1091 - City of Delights (1993) 15.4.4 TSR9431 - Assassin Mountain (1993) 15.4.5 TSR9433 - Secrets of the Lamp (1993) 15.4.6 TSR9440 - Ruined Kingdoms (1994) 15.4.7 TSR9449 - Corsairs of the Great Sea (1994) 15.5 Planescape 15.5.1 TSR2600 - Planescape Campaign Setting (1994) 15.5.2 TSR2603 - Planes of Chaos (1994) 15.5.3 TSR2607 - Planes of Law (1995) 15.5.4 TSR2615 - Planes of Conflict (1995) 15.6 Dark Sun 15.6.1 TSR2400 - Dark Sun Campaign Setting (1991) 15.6.2 TSR2432 - City by the Silt Sea (1994) 15.6.3 TSR2437 - Thri-Kreen of Athas (1995) 15.6.4 TSR2438 - Dark Sun Campaign Setting (1995) 15.6.5 TSR2444 - The Wanderer's Chronicle: Mind Lords of the Last Sea (1996) 15.7 Birthright 15.7.1 TSR3100 - Birthright Campaign Setting (1995) 15.8 Other sources 15.8.1 TSR9506 - Chronomancer (1995) 15.8.2 TSR9569 - The Illithiad (1998) 16 References [edit]MC1–5 Monstrous Compendiums [show]TSR 2102 - MC1 - Monstrous Compendium Volume One (1989) – ISBN 0-88038-738-6 [show]TSR 2103 - MC2 - Monstrous Compendium Volume Two (1989) – ISBN 0-88038-753-X [show]TSR 2104 - MC3 - Monstrous Compendium - Forgotten Realms Appendix (1989) – ISBN 0-88038-769-6 [show]TSR 2105 - MC4 - Monstrous Compendium - Dragonlance Appendix (1990) – ISBN 0-88038-822-6 [show]TSR 2107 - MC5 - Monstrous Compendium - Greyhawk Appendix (1990) – ISBN 0-88038-836-6 [edit]MC6–10 Monstrous Compendiums [show]TSR 2116 - MC6 - Monstrous Compendium - Kara-Tur Appendix (1990) – ISBN 0-88038-851-X [show]TSR 2109 - MC7 - Monstrous Compendium - Spelljammer Appendix (1990) – ISBN 0-88038-871-4 [show]TSR 2118 - MC8 - Monstrous Compendium - Outer Planes Appendix (1991) – ISBN 1-56076-055-9 [show]TSR 2119 - MC9 - Monstrous Compendium - Spelljammer Appendix (1991) – ISBN 1-56076-071-0 [show]TSR 2122 - MC10 - Monstrous Compendium - Ravenloft Appendix (1991) – ISBN 1-56076-108-3 [edit]MC11–15 Monstrous Compendiums [show]TSR 2125 - MC11 - Monstrous Compendium - Forgotten Realms Appendix II (1991) – ISBN 1-56076-111-3 [show]TSR 2405 - MC12 - Monstrous Compendium - Dark Sun Appendix: Terrors of the Desert (1992) – ISBN 1-56076-272-1 [show]TSR 2129 - MC13 - Monstrous Compendium - Al-Qadim Appendix (1992) – ISBN 1-56076-370-1 [show]TSR 2132 - MC14 - Monstrous Compendium - Fiend Folio Appendix (1992) – ISBN 1-56076-428-7 [show]TSR 2139 - MC15 - Monstrous Compendium - Ravenloft Appendix II: Children of the Night (1993) – ISBN 1-56076-586-0 [edit]TSR 2140 - Monstrous Manual (1993) [show]TSR 2140 - Monstrous Manual (1993) – ISBN 1-56076-619-0 [edit]TSR 2602 - Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix (1994) [show]TSR 2602 - Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix (1994) – ISBN 1-56076-862-2 [edit]TSR 2501 - Monstrous Compendium - Mystara Appendix (1994) [show]TSR 2501 - Monstrous Compendium - Mystara Appendix (1994) – ISBN 1-56076-875-4 [edit]TSR 2153 - Monstrous Compendium - Ravenloft Appendix III: Creatures of Darkness (1994) [show]TSR 2153 - Monstrous Compendium - Ravenloft Appendix III: Creatures of Darkness (1994) – ISBN 1-56076-914-9 [edit]Monstrous Compendium Annuals [show]TSR 2145 - Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) – ISBN 1-56076-838-X [show]TSR 2158 - Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Two (1995) – ISBN 0-7869-0199-3 [show]TSR 2166 - Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) – ISBN 0-7869-0449-6 [show]TSR 2173 - Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Four (1998) – ISBN 0-7869-1212-X [edit]TSR 2433 - Dark Sun Monstrous Compendium Appendix II: Terrors Beyond Tyr (1995) [show]TSR 2433 - Dark Sun Monstrous Compendium Appendix II: Terrors Beyond Tyr (1995) – ISBN 0-7869-0097-0 [edit]TSR 2613 - Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix II (1995) [show]TSR 2613 - Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix II (1995) – ISBN 0-7869-0173-X [edit]TSR 2162 - Ravenloft Monstrous Compendium Appendices I & II (1996) [show]TSR 2162 - Ravenloft Monstrous Compendium Appendices I & II (1996) – ISBN 0-7869-0392-9 [edit]TSR 2524 - Savage Coast Monstrous Compendium Appendix (1996) [show]TSR 2524 - Savage Coast Monstrous Compendium Appendix (1996) [edit]TSR 2635 - Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix III (1998) [show]TSR 2635 - Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix III (1998) – ISBN 0-7869-0751-7 [edit]TSR 3140 - Birthright - Blood Spawn: Creatures of Light and Shadow (2000) [show]TSR 3140 - Birthright - Blood Spawn: Creatures of Light and Shadow (2000) [edit]Other sources This section lists fictional creatures for AD&D 2nd edition from various sources not explicitly dedicated to presenting monsters. Primarily, these are the separate sourcebooks and expansions for the Forgotten Realms, Al-Qadim and other campaign settings produced by TSR. [edit]Spelljammer [show]TSR1049 - Spelljammer: AD&D Adventures In Space (1989) [show]TSR9280 - Lost Ships (1990) [show]TSR1065 - The Legend of Spelljammer (1991) [show]TSR9409 - Krynnspace (1993) [edit]Forgotten Realms [edit]TSR1060 - Ruins of Undermountain (1991) The Forgotten Realms Ruins of Undermountain boxed set included 8 unnumbered 5-hole punched loose-leaf pages of creature descriptions in Monstrous Compendium format. ISBN 1-56076-061-3 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Beholder (Elder Orb) Monstrous Manual (1993), Black Spine (1994), I, Tyrant (1996), Lords of Madness (2005) Beholder-kin (Death Kiss) Monstrous Manual (1993), Black Spine (1994), I, Tyrant (1996), Monsters of Faerûn (2001), Lords of Madness (2005), Dragon Compendium, Volume 1 (2005) Darktentacles Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Two (1995), Monster Manual II (2002) Ibrandlin Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996), Priest's Spell Compendium, Volume One (1999), Monsters of Faerûn (2001) Scaladar Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Two (1995), City of Splendors: Waterdeep (2005) Sharn Netheril: Empire of Magic (1996), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996), Monsters of Faerûn (2001), Anauroch: The Empire of the Shade (2007), Forgotten Realms Campaign Guide (2008) Slithermorph None Snakes, Flying Races of Faerûn (2003) Flying Fang and Deathfang Steel Shadow None Watchghost Wizard's Spell Compendium, Volume One (1996), Monsters of Faerûn (2001) [edit]TSR9326 - The Drow of the Underdark (1991) This 128-page softbound book provides additional details on the history, culture and society of the dark elves, and includes 9 additional creature descriptions in Monstrous Compendium format on pages 113-127. ISBN 1-56076-132-6 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Bat, Deep 113-114 Dragon #90 (1984), D&D Master Rules (1985) (Werebat), Monstrous Compendium Ravenloft Appendix (1991) (Werebat), Dungeons & Dragons Rules Cyclopedia (1991) (Werebat), Monstrous Compendium Forgotten Realms Appendix (1991), 1991 Trading Cards Set #383 (Werebat), Night Howlers (1992) (Werebat), Monstrous Manual (1993), Ravenloft Monstrous Compendium Appendices I & II (1996) (Werebat), Monsters of Faerûn (2001) (Night Hunter, Sinister) Azmyth, Night Hunter, Sinister and Werebat Dragon, Deep 115-116 Monstrous Compendium Forgotten Realms Appendix (1991), Monstrous Manual (1993), Monsters of Faerûn (2001), D&D Miniatures: Underdark set #52 (2005), Drow of the Underdark (2007), Draconomicon (2008) (as "Purple Dragon") Myrlochar 117 Monsters of Faerûn (2001) Pedipalp 118-119 Queen of the Demonweb Pits (1980), Monster Manual II (1983), Tome of Horrors (2002) Large (Schizomida), Huge (Amblypygus) and Giant (Uropygi) Rothé, Deep 120-121 Fiend Folio (1981), Monstrous Manual (1993), Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting (2001) Solifugid 122 Queen of the Demonweb Pits (1980), Monster Manual II (1983), Tome of Horrors (2002) Large, Huge and Giant Spider, Subterranean 123-124 Ruins of Undermountain (1991) (Hunting as "Spider, Flying", Watch), Monstrous Manual (1993), City of Splendors (1994) (Watch), Monsters of Faerûn (2001) (Hairy, Sword), Faiths and Pantheons (2002) (Hairy), City of Splendors: Waterdeep (2005) (Watch) Hairy, Hunting, Sword and Watch Spitting Crawler 125 Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting (2001) Yochlol 126-127 Queen of the Demonweb Pits (1980), Monster Manual II (1983), Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix II (1995), Villains' Lorebook (1998), Dungeon #84 (2001), Monsters of Faerûn (2001), Fiendish Codex I (2006), Demon Queen's Enclave (2008) [edit]TSR1083 - Menzoberranzan (1992) The Forgotten Realms Menzoberranzan boxed set included 7 pages of creature descriptions in Monstrous Compendium format, bound into the first book of the set (The City) on pages 88–94. ISBN 1-56076-460-0 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Alhoon (Illithilich) 88 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996), The Illithiad (1998), Monsters of Faerûn (2001), Lords of Madness (2005), D&D Miniatures: Night Below #38 (2007) Cloaker Lord 89 Monsters of Faerûn (2001) Foulwing 90 Dragon #197 (1993), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Lost Empires of Faerûn (2005) Lizard, Subterranean 91 Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting (2001), Dungeon #94 (2002) Pack Lizard Riding Lizard 92 Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting (2001) Wingless Wonder 93-94 Dragon #40 (1980), Wizard's Spell Compendium, Volume Four (1998), Secrets of the Magister (2000) True and Transformed [edit]TSR1084 - Ruins of Myth Drannor (1993) The Forgotten Realms The Ruins of Myth Drannor boxed set included 8 unnumbered 5-hole punched loose-leaf pages of creature descriptions in Monstrous Compendium format. ISBN 1-56076-569-0 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Aratha (Killer Beetle) Monstrous Manual (1993) Baelnorn Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Cormanthyr: Empire of Elves (1998), Monsters of Faerûn (2001) Blazing Bones Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Doomsphere (Ghost Beholder) Monstrous Manual (1993), Black Spine (1994), I, Tyrant (1996), Monsters of Faerûn (2001) Electrum Dragon Dragon #74 (1983), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Fang Dragon Dragon #134 (1988), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Monsters of Faerûn (2001), Draconomicon (2003), D&D Miniatures: War of the Dragon Queen set #48 (2006), Draconomicon (2008) (as "Gray Dragon") Dread Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Lost Empires of Faerûn (2005) Feystag (Calygraunt) Dragon #89 (1989) (as "Calygraunt"), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Lythlyx Dragon #43 (1980), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Magebane Dragon #140 (1988), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Metalmaster (Sword Slug) Dragon #139 (1988), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Lost Empires of Faerûn (2005) Naga, Bone Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Monster Manual II (2002), Serpent Kingdoms (2004), D&D Miniatures: Unhallowed set #34, Monster Manual (2008) Ormyrr Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Monster Manual II (2002) Windghost Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Monster Manual II (2002) Xantravar (Stinging Horror) Dragon #140 (1988), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Xaver Dragon #94 (1985), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) [edit]TSR1085 - Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting (1993) The Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting (2nd edition) boxed set included 8 unnumbered 5-hole punched loose-leaf pages of creature descriptions in Monstrous Compendium format. ISBN 1-56076-605-0 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Aballin Monstrous Compendium Fiend Folio Appendix (1992), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Monsters of Faerûn (2001) Baneguard Shadowdale (1989), Ruins of Undermountain (1991), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Monsters of Faerûn (2001), Lost Empires of Faerûn (2005) Direguard Bonebat Halls of the High King (1990), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996), Monsters of Faerûn (2001) Battlebat Deepspawn Dwarves Deep (1990), Monstrous Manual (1993), Pool of Radiance: Attack on Myth Drannor (2000), Monsters of Faerûn (2001), Lost Empires of Faerûn (2005) Dracolich Dragon #110 (1986), Waterdeep and the North (1987), Monstrous Compendium Volume Three: Forgotten Realms Appendix (1989), 1991 Trading Cards #251, Monstrous Manual (1993), 1993 Trading Cards #387, Cult of the Dragon (1998), Draconomicon (2003), Dragon #344 "The Ecology of the Dracolich" (2006), D&D Miniatures: War of the Dragon Queen set #31 (2006), Dragon: Monster Ecologies (2007), Monster Manual (2008) Gambado Fiend Folio (1981), Monstrous Compendium Fiend Folio Appendix (1992), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Tome of Horrors (2002) Gibbering Mouther Lost Tamoachan (1979), Hidden Shrine of Tamoachan (1979), Monster Manual II (1983), Dragon #160 "The Ecology of the Gibbering Mouther" (1990), Assassin Mountain (1993), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Monster Manual (2000, 2003), D&D Miniatures: Aberrations set #50 (2004), Lords of Madness (2005), Monster Manual (2008) Gibberling Fiend Folio (1981), Monstrous Compendium Fiend Folio Appendix (1992), Monstrous Manual (1993), Dragon #265 (1999), Monsters of Faerûn (2001) Helmed Horror Halls of the High King (1990), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Priest's Spell Compendium, Volume Three (2000), Monsters of Faerûn (2001), Dragon #302 (2002), Lost Empires of Faerûn (2005), D&D Miniatures: Underdark set #37 (2005), Monster Manual (2008) Lock Lurker Dragon #139 (1988), Haunted Halls of Evening Star (1992), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Priest's Spell Compendium, Volume Three (2000) Naga, Dark Dragon #89 (1984), Anauroch (1991), Monstrous Compendium Forgotten Realms Appendix (1991), Dragon #261 "The Ecology of the Dark Naga: Fool Me Twice" (1999), Monster Manual (2000, 2003), D&D Miniatures: Underdark set #33 (2005), Monster Manual (2008) Nishruu Halls of the High King (1990), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Monsters of Faerûn (2001), Lost Empires of Faerûn (2005) Quaggoth Fiend Folio (1981), Monstrous Compendium Fiend Folio Appendix (1992), Monstrous Manual (1993), Dragon #265 (1999), Monsters of Faerûn (2001), D&D Miniatures: War Drums set #57 (2006), Drow of the Underdark (2007) Skum Polyhedron #67 (1992), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Monster Manual (2000, 2003) Tressym Haunted Halls of Evening Star (1992), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994), Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting (2001), Lost Empires of Faerûn (2005) [edit]TSR9563 - Powers & Pantheons (1997) The Forgotten Realms campaign expansion Powers & Pantheons by Eric L. Boyd contained next to the description of many deities also new creatures. ISBN 0-7869-0657-X Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Divine Minion 187 Planescape Campaign Setting (1994) (Minion of Set) Magical servants of Mulhorandi deities with the ability to shapechange into specific animals. Elder Eternal Evil 188-191 Dendar the Night Serpent, Kezef the Chaos Hound, Ityak-Ortheel, the Elf-Eater Titanic mythological evil creatures from the Outer Planes related to Abeir-Toril's prehistory Shade 192 Monster Manual II (1983), Dragon #126 "The Ecology of the Shade" (1987), Dragon #213 (1995), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Four (1998), Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting (2001), Races of Faerûn (2003), Dragon #307 (2003), Forgotten Realms Campaign Guide (2008) Humans or demihumans imbued with the essence of the Plane of Shadow [edit]Dragonlance [edit]TSR9294 - Dragon's Rest (1990) The Dragonlance adventure Dragon's Rest by Rick Swan contained three new fictional creatures. Its TSR product code was DLA3. ISBN 0-88038-869-2 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Chronolily 57 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Two (1995) Immense sentient flower whose nectar reveals images of the past, present and future. Chulcrix 58 Gigantic carnivorous worm with two pincers dwelling on the Ethereal plane. Gk'lok-Lok 59 Tribal creatures consisting of stalk-like tendrils that spend their lives dormant, re-experiencing the lives of dead warriors. [edit]TSR9334 - Wild Elves (1991) The Dragonlance adventure Wild Elves by Scott Bennie contained six new fictional creatures. Its TSR product code was DLS4. ISBN 1-56076-140-7 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Curotai 56 Kagonesti transformed into six-armed ferocious evil fighter. Dragon, Spider 57 Dragon-like evil creature with spider-legs and eyes. Handmaiden of Takhisis 58 Jiathuli Powerful evil entity with many spell-casting abilities serving Takhisis. Ice Vampire 59 Undead Kagonesti with the ability to manipulate cold and a hunger for the warth of living creatures. Spider Horse 60 Predatory hybrid between a spider and a horse. Weapon, Living 61 Evil spirit animating a melee weapon. [edit]TSR9344 - Taladas: The Minotaurs (1991) The Dragonlance game accessory Taladas: The Minotaurs by Colin McComb contained several new creatures. Its TSR product code was DLR2. ISBN 1-56076-150-4 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Children of the Sea 61 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Four (1998) Child of the Sea and Accantus Human-like aquatic race that reproduces with humans. Accanta are wild and aggressive versions of the children of the sea that possess additional powers. Grain Nymph 62 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Four (1998) Cultivated relatives of the nymph associated with farmland Yrasda 63 Aphelka, Thanic and Ushama Irda-like race closely linked to the sea with the ability to shapechange into a specific sea creature [edit]TSR9382 - Flint's Axe (1992) The Dragonlance adventure Flint's Axe by Tim Beach contained a new creature. Its TSR product code was DLQ2. ISBN 1-56076-422-8 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Tyin 32 Adult and larva 9-foot-tall (2.7 m) grotesque semi-intelligent humanoid predator that can spit acid. [edit]Al-Qadim [edit]TSR1077 - Land of Fate (1992) The Al-Qadim Land of Fate boxed set contains 8 unnumbered 5-hole punched loose-leaf pages in Monstrous Compendium format. ISBN 1-56076-329-9 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Genie of Zakhara, Dao Monstrous Compendium Volume One (1994), Monstrous Manual (1993) Genie of Zakhara, Djinni Monstrous Compendium Volume One (1994), Monstrous Manual (1993) Genie of Zakhara, Efreeti Monstrous Compendium Volume One (1994), Monstrous Manual (1993) Genie of Zakhara, Janni Monstrous Compendium Volume Two (1995), Monstrous Manual (1993) Genie of Zakhara, Marid Monstrous Compendium Volume Two (1995), Monstrous Manual (1993) Giant, Island Giant, Ogre Roc, Zakharan Common, Great and Two-Headed Yak-Man (Yikaria) Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Two (1995) [edit]TSR9366 - Golden Voyages (1992) The Al-Qadim Golden Voyages boxed set by David "Zeb" Cook contains 4 unnumbered 5-hole punched loose-leaf pages in Monstrous Compendium format, each with a full-page image of the creature described on the back. The TSR product code for the set was ALQ1. ISBN 1-56076-331-0 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Coelenite Coelenite Colony and Mass Colony Polyp colony with a mass mind, forming vaguely humanoid bodies from coral pieces. Ogrima Large evil humanoid resulting from breeding of an ogre and ogre mage. Sartani Up to 20-foot-tall (6.1 m) humanoid with crab-like head, arms and pincers. [edit]TSR1091 - City of Delights (1993) The Al-Qadim City of Delights boxed set contains 8 unnumbered 5-hole punched loose-leaf pages in Monstrous Compendium format. ISBN 1-56076-589-5 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Afanc (Gawwar Samakat) Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Afanc and Young Afanc Al-Jahar Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Cat, Winged Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Lesser and Greater Winged Cat Crypt Servant Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Genie, Tasked, Administrator Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Genie, Tasked, Harim Servant Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Ogre, Zakharan Opinicus Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Parasite Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Bloodring, Ear Seeker, Goldbug, Wizard Lice and Vilirij Pasari-Niml Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Warrior, Noble and Calipha Singing Tree Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Sirine Monstrous Manual (1993) Talking Bird Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Tatalla Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Vargouille Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix (1994) Vermin, Elemental Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One (1994) Air (Duster), Earth (Crawler), Fire (Flameling) and Water (Spitter) Elemental Vermin [edit]TSR9431 - Assassin Mountain (1993) The Al-Qadim Assassin Mountain boxed set contains 4 unnumbered 5-hole punched loose-leaf pages in Monstrous Compendium format. The TSR product code for the set was ALQ2. ISBN 1-56076-564-X All of the fictional creatures described in this accessory are included in the Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One, above, and are not reproduced here. [edit]TSR9433 - Secrets of the Lamp (1993) The Al-Qadim Secrets of the Lamp boxed set contains 4 unnumbered 5-hole punched loose-leaf pages in Monstrous Compendium format. The TSR product code for the set was ALQ4. ISBN 1-56076-647-6 All of the fictional creatures described in this set are included in either the Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One or the Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix, above, and are not reproduced here. [edit]TSR9440 - Ruined Kingdoms (1994) The Al-Qadim Ruined Kingdoms boxed set by Steven Kurtz contains an 8-page booklet with non-player characters and monsters. ISBN 1-56076-815-0 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Segarran 1 Humanoid with the head and tail of a crocodile and the ability to assume human form; servants of the evil goddess Ragarra. Greater seggaran have additional magical powers and bat's wings. Serpent 8 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Two (1995) Herald and Teak Herald serpent: intelligent, good-aligned messengers of serpent lords. Teak serpent: a 30-ft long constrictor snake. [edit]TSR9449 - Corsairs of the Great Sea (1994) The Al-Qadim Corsairs of the Great Sea boxed set by Nicky Rea contains an 8-page booklet with monsters. ISBN 1-56076-867-3 All of the fictional creatures described in this set are included in the Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Two, above, and are not reproduced here. [edit]Planescape [edit]TSR2600 - Planescape Campaign Setting (1994) The Planescape Campaign Setting boxed set contains a 32-page Monstrous Supplement booklet. ISBN 1-56076-834-7 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Aleax 2-3 Astral Searcher 4-5 Barghest 6-7 Cranium Rat 8-9 Dabus 10-11 Magman 12-13 Minion of Set 14-15 Powers & Pantheons (1997) (Divine Minion) Minion of Set and Shadow Priest Modron 16-23 Monodrone, Duodrone, Tridrone, Quadron, Pentadrone, Decaton, Nonaton, Octon, Septon, Hexton, Quinton, Quarton, Tertian, Secundus, Primus and Rogue Unit Nic'Epona 24-25 Spirit of the Air 26-27 Vortex 28-29 Yugoloth, Lesser - Marraenoloth 30-31 [edit]TSR2603 - Planes of Chaos (1994) The Planescape Planes of Chaos boxed set contains a 32-page Monstrous Supplement booklet. ISBN 1-56076-874-6 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Abyssal Lord 2-3 Graz'zt and Pazrael Asrai 4-5 Bacchae 6-7 Chaos Beast 8-9 Chaos Imp 10-11 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) Fensir 12-13 Male, female and young Fensir, Fensir Mage and Rakka Howler 14-15 Lillend 16-17 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) Murska 18-19 Oread 20-21 Oread and Snowhair Ratatosk 22-23 Tanar'ri, Lesser - Armanite 24-25 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) Tanar'ri, Greater - Goristro 26-27 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) Varrangoin (Abyssal Bat) 28-29 Lesser (types I-IV) and Greater Varrangoin (types V-VI) Viper Tree 30-31 Viper Tree and Larval Viper Tree [edit]TSR2607 - Planes of Law (1995) The Planescape Planes of Law boxed set contains a 32-page Monstrous Supplement booklet. ISBN 0-7869-0093-8 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Achaierai 2-3 Monstrous Compendium - Fiend Folio Appendix (1992) Archon 4-9 Monstrous Compendium - Outer Planes Appendix (1991) (Lantern, Hound, Warden, Sword and Tome) Lantern, Hound, Warden, Sword, Trumpet, Throne, Tome and Fallen Baatezu, Lesser - Kocrachon 10-11 Bezekira (Hellcat) 12-13 Monstrous Compendium - Fiend Folio Appendix (1992) Bladeling 14-15 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) Busen 16-17 Formian 18-19 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) Gear Spirit 20-21 Kyton 22-23 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) Moigno 24-25 Parai 26-27 Rust Dragon 28-29 Zoveri 30-31 Monstrous Compendium - Outer Planes Appendix (1991) [edit]TSR2615 - Planes of Conflict (1995) The Planescape Planes of Conflict boxed set contains a 32-page Monstrous Supplement booklet. ISBN 0-7869-0309-0 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Aeserpent 2-3 Asuras 4-5 Monstrous Compendium - Al-Qadim Appendix (1992) Buraq 6-7 Monstrous Compendium - Al-Qadim Appendix (1992) Delphon 8-9 Diakk 10-11 Varath and Carcene Ethyk 12-13 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) Gautiere 14-15 Linqua 16-17 Ni'iath 18-19 Phiuhl 20-21 Quesar 22-23 Slasrath 24-25 Vaath 26-27 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) Warden Beast 28-29 Monstrous Compendium - Outer Planes Appendix (1991) Yugoloth, Greater - Baernaloth 30-31 Baernaloth and Demented [edit]Dark Sun [edit]TSR2400 - Dark Sun Campaign Setting (1991) The original Dark Sun Boxed Set for the Dark Sun campaign setting contains several pages of monster description in The Wanderer's Journal book, as well as in the A Little Knowledge adventure booklet. ISBN 0-7869-0162-4 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Animal, Domestic 85-86 Erdlu, inix, kank and mekillot Erdlu: large flightless scaled bird kept for meat and eggs; inix: 16-feet carnivorous lizard used for riding and transport; kank: 8-feet-long black insects kept as mounts and for honey; mekillot: 30-feet-long moundshaped foul-tempered lizards used as caravan beasts Belgoi 87 Belgoi appear human, but with long claws, toothless mouths, and webbed feet. They have a taste for the flesh of intelligent races. Braxat 88 It is difficult to tell whether the braxat are of mammalian or reptilian stock. Their backs are covered with shells and their heads have a lizard-like shape. But, they walk upright, can speak with a human-like voice, have opposable thumbs, and are warm-blooded. Dragon of Tyr 89 Fortunately, there is only one dragon in the Tyr region. Dune Freak (Anakore) 90 A race of dimwitted humanoids with bony, wedge-like heads, small ears, and beady eyes covered by clear membranes to prevent sand from scratching them. Gaj 91 A psionic horror, though physically it appears as a reptilian beetle six feet long. Giant, Athasian 92 Monstrous Compendium - Dark Sun Appendix: Terrors of the Desert (1992) Beasthead, desert and plains giant Beasthead: 20ft-tall hostile giants with an animal head; desert: 25ft-tall giants living on desert islands; plains: 25ft-tall giants raising herds on islands with scrub plains terrain Gith 93 A grotesque race that appear to be a mixture of elf and reptile. Jorzhal 94 About four feet tall, the jozhal is a small, two-legged reptile with a skinny tail, a long flexible neck, and a narrow snout. Silk Wyrm 95 A snake with a hard, chitinous shell that measure over 50 feet in length. Tembo 96 A despicable, furless, tawny-colored beast covered with loose folds of scaly hide. Kluzd 15 Snake-like reptiles that inhabit mudflats, ten feet long and two to three feet in diameter. They can swallow a grown man whole. Wezer 16 worker, soldier, brood queen Enormous flying insects that make underground hives in the desert. [edit]TSR2432 - City by the Silt Sea (1994) The City by the Silt Sea campaign expansion box for the Dark Sun campaign setting by Shane Lacy Hensley contains a 32-page Monstrous Supplement. ISBN 1-56076-882-7 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Absalom (Unique Morg) 2-3 High Priest of Dregoth, an undead, mummy-like dray Caller in the Darkness 4-5 Supernatural storm of trapped spirits that inspires fear and draws in psionicists within its reach Dragon Beetle 6-7 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Two (1995) 1-foot-long (0.30 m) horned beetle living in groups with a poison dangerous to drakes, dragons and dray Dray 8-9 Dark Sun Monstrous Compendium Appendix II: Terrors Beyond Tyr (1995) Race of tall, lean, draconic humanoids created from humans by Dregoth Dregoth, the Undead Dragon King 10-11 Dark Sun Campaign Setting (1995) Undead Dragon of Tyr, a mighty human sorcerer-psionicist transformed into a dragon-like being Dwarf, Cursed Dead 12-13 Intelligent undead dwarves capable of attaking by shooting their sinews at an opponent Kalin 14-15 Dark Sun Monstrous Compendium Appendix II: Terrors Beyond Tyr (1995), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Two (1995) Kalin and Kalin Rider 12-foot-long (3.7 m) aggressive insectoid creatures used as mounts by kalin riders. Kalin riders: Elite templar troops of Dregoth Krag 16-17 Dark Sun Monstrous Compendium Appendix II: Terrors Beyond Tyr (1995) Undead with special powers related to the element or paraelement that killed it Kragling 18-19 Dark Sun Monstrous Compendium Appendix II: Terrors Beyond Tyr (1995) Lesser and greater Skeletal Undead created and controlled by a krag and associated with that krag's element Pit Snatchers 20-21 Elemental-like creature made of smoking tar that tries to drag its victims into the tar pit it lives in Sharg 22-23 40-foot water creature resembling a crossbreed between a giant shark and a squid Silt Serpent 24-25 Normal and giant Poisonous serpent with psionic sensory powers, inhabiting the shallows of the Silt Sea Silt Spawn 26-27 Dark Sun Monstrous Compendium Appendix II: Terrors Beyond Tyr (1995) The young of a Silt Horror, this tentacled creature lives in groups in the shallows of the Sea of Silt Venger 28-29 Undead relentlessly seeking to destroy someone who did it a great wrong Wall-Walker 30-31 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Two (1995) 5-foot-long (1.5 m), scaled, spider-like subterranean creature using chameleon-like powers and paralytic poison to torment its victims [edit]TSR2437 - Thri-Kreen of Athas (1995) The Dark Sun campaign setting accessory Thri-Kreen of Athas by Tim Beach and Dori Hein contains three monster descriptions. ISBN 0-7869-0125-X Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Trin 125 Dark Sun Monstrous Compendium Appendix II: Terrors Beyond Tyr 9-foot-long (2.7 m) moderately intelligent insectoid creatures with four legs and two clawed arms, primitive relatives to thri-kreen Jalath'gak 126 Normal and giant 13-foot-long (4.0 m) predatory winged insect appearing in swarms Zik-trin'ak 127 Thri-kreen warrior caste enhanced for combat from normal members of their species [edit]TSR2438 - Dark Sun Campaign Setting (1995) The expanded and revised Campaign setting boxed set for Dark Sun contains several pages of monster description in The Wanderer's Chronicle booklet. ISBN 0-7869-0162-4 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Animal, Domestic 123-124 Erdlu, inix, kank and mekillot Erdlu: large flightless scaled bird kept for meat and eggs; inix: 16-feet carnivorous lizard used for riding and transport; kank: 8-feet-long black insects kept as mounts and for honey; mekillot: 30-feet-long moundshaped foul-tempered lizards used as caravan beasts Dregoth, the Undead Dragon King 125-125 City by the Silt Sea (1994) Undead Dragon of Tyr, a mighty human sorcerer-psionicist transformed into a dragon-like being Giant, Athasian 127-128 Monstrous Compendium - Dark Sun Appendix: Terrors of the Desert (1992) Beasthead, desert and plains giant Beasthead: 20ft-tall hostile giants with an animal head; desert: 25ft-tall giants living on desert islands; plains: 25ft-tall giants raising herds on islands with scrub plains terrain [edit]TSR2444 - The Wanderer's Chronicle: Mind Lords of the Last Sea (1996) The Wanderer's Chronicle: Mind Lords of the Last Sea book in the Dark Sun campaign setting accessory box of the same name by Matt Forbeck contains ten pages of descriptions of NPCs and monsters. ISBN 0-7869-0367-8 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Dolphin, Athasian 78-79 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Four Giant, Crag 80 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Four Kreel 84 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Four (as Fish, Athasian) Lizard Man, Athasian 87-88 Puddingfish 89 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Four (as Fish, Athasian) Shark, Athasian 90 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Four (as Fish, Athasian) Skyfish 91 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Four (as Fish, Athasian) Squark 92-93 [edit]Birthright [edit]TSR3100 - Birthright Campaign Setting (1995) Within the Birthright Campaign Setting box were a set of cardsheet, separate from the books. Beyond rules summaries and handy charts, several unique monsters were presented. Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Dragon, Cerilian card 7 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) A dragon variant unique to this setting, with a breath weapon of a stream of burning venom. Giant, Cerilian card 7 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) Forest, Ice Goblin, Cerilian card 8 Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three (1996) Orog card 8 A subterranean race of miners and warriors that inhabit Cerilia's mountain ranges. The Gorgon card 9 One of the awnsheghlien, he is the regent of The Gorgon's Crown in North Anuire. Rhuobhe Manslayer card 10 One of the awnsheghlien, an elf twisted by his hatred and pledge to exterminate all humanity. The Seadrake card 11 One of the awnsheghlien, a merchant who transformed into a massive sea serpent over centuries. The Spider card 12 One of the awnsheghlien, a goblin who became an arachnoid monster, and regent of The Spiderfell. [edit]Other sources [edit]TSR9506 - Chronomancer (1995) The Chronomancer game accessory by Loren Coleman contains 7 pages of monsters living on Temporal Prime, a fictitious dimension that allows time travel. ISBN 0-7869-0325-2 All of the fictional creatures described in this accessory are included in the Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Three, above, and are not reproduced here. [edit]TSR9569 - The Illithiad (1998) The Illithiad game accessory by Bruce R. Cordell from the Monstrous Arcana series contains 7 pages of monsters linked to the illithids. ISBN 0-7869-1206-5 Creature Page Other Appearances Variants Description Elder Brain 92-93 10-foot-diameter (3.0 m) brain with psionic abilities, that is the center of an illithid community. Urophions 90, 94 Lords of Madness (2005) Cross between roper and illithid that looks like a rocky outcropping and has hidden tentacles. Neothelid 90-91, 95 Psionics Handbook (2001) Worm-like creature 10 feet (3.0 m) in diameter and 100 feet (30 m) long with four long tentacles protruding from the lamprey-like maw. Gohlbrorn 96 Dragon Annual #1 (1996), Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Four (1998) (as Bulette, Gohlbrorn) Subterranean predator; a smaller, more intelligent relative of the bulette. [hide] v t e Dungeons & Dragons [show] Basics [show] Geography and cosmology [show] Player characters [show] Beasts and other beings [show] Publications [show] Video games [edit]References ^ Wienecke-Janz, Detlef, ed. (2002). Lexikon der Zauberwelten - Gandalf & Co.. Wissen Media Verlag. p. 12. ISBN 3-577-13505-0. ^ "The Bos is Back". wizards.com. Retrieved 17 December 2010. ^ "Wizards Celebrates Birthright's Anniversary". Wizards.com. Retrieved 2010-11-07. View page ratings Rate this page What's this? 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As the first chapter reveals it’s self, readers are immediately brought down into the darker side of the book’s imagery, setting the tone for the rest of the story yet to come. With descriptive words it tells readers that the first buildings erected in this town were a prison, and a cemetery. The book also gives some details of weathering on the outside of the prison building 15 years later, “which gave a darker aspect to its beetle browed and gloomy front” (!). The words chosen for the opening chapter by Hawthorne are designed to give readers a dark feel, and the depressive thoughts of Hester Prins. Now that readers are in the right state of mind, the chapter continues with its descriptive nature as Hawthorne describes society as a “Black Flower” (!). As these descriptions of darkness floods the minds of readers, Hawthorne gives a glimmer of hope by describing a rose bush, a rose bush that has survived through the falling of trees that have ones over shadowed it. By describing this rose bush, Hawthorne may be trying to convey that humans, even though dark and evil at times, may still have a chance to overcome paranoia and indifference. Hawthorne ends his descriptive chapter with one last remark of hope for humans, “Relieve the darkening clothes, of a tail of human frailty and sorrow” (!). It’s easy for readers of the 21st century to see her trial and public humiliation for the “crime” of adultery as ridiculous, but to understand instead of mock the Puritans, one must understand that for them- religion and law were the same thing. They thought, “if it’s to be God’s will, then it is to be our will as well” (!). As Hester Prin is publicly displayed in front of the town after her trial, shouts can be heard from the crowd, “she has shamed us all – let her die” (!). One woman even suggests that she be burned with a hot iron to form the A, instead of a scarlet A. May one be a god-fearing person, or a non-God-fearing person, these suggestions are to some, ones true nature – dark, cold, and inhumane, and even as Hester holds her little baby tightly to her chest, the crowd continues to be barbaric and unforgiving. If readers compare these actions towards Hester to today’s standards, it becomes a joke that someone would even consider demeaning them in this manner. All of this just shows the kind of dark, and religiously ran world that early Americans used to live in, which Hawthorne captured perfectly. As readers move further into the story, it becomes known that Dimsdale (the preacher) is the father of the little baby (Pearl) that Hester was holding onto in the beginning of the book. Dimsdale refuses to confess his secret, and leaves the shame for Hester to bear alone. The fact that this “holy man” is more concerned with his statues in the community, rather than being there for his child, and the mother of his child, is proof enough that this little world they all live in is morally corrupt, and religiously ran. There is a kind of darkness to this lie that even by today’s standers, would be considered unforgivable. Dimsdale sits idly by as Hester takes all the weight and abuse for her “crime,” but he is not alone. The husband of Hester is also known (Chilingsworth), and he too stands by the way side and watches his wife become the punching bag of the community. Two men more concerned for their own well being then that of a women, and a child – dark, and unforgivable. As time goes by, for Dimsdale, it starts to become too much for him to bear, he wants to confess to his congregation that he is a sinner, but it only causes them to like him more. As Dimsdale starts to fall into a mental downword spiral, he begins to punish himself for his sins by means of flogging. As readers start to feel the pain and torment of the preacher, reader must keep in mind - he only feels sorry for himself, not Hester, and not his child - a man of God in the eyes of many, but not all. As time passes, and now at age 7, Pear is able to see that the people of the community treat them differently. She is resentful towards Dimsdale’s attitude twards them from public versus privet. When they are all alone together, Dimsdale treats them well, almost like a father. When in town, Dimsdale treats them like the plueag as if he is disgusted by them to save face in the community, even thoe the rest of the community has been growing fond of Hester. Hester has been a great help to many people by this time in the book and it is starting to show, some of the towns-people have even thought about removing the A from her dress; but even in light of all of this, the two men that should be there for her are not. Only on his last day on earth dose Dimsdale finally reveal his secret. As he, Hester, and Pearl stand above the crowed in the town, he opens his shirt to reveal his secret. A letter A is reveled to the people, burned into his chest by man, or marked by God, it is displayed for all to see. Dimsdale finally meets his end, and to many readers, his well deserved end. It is hard to feel sorry for a man who leaves his family just because he wants to, a story that hits close to home for many. The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne was and always will be a constent reminder of how the world preserved sin, and women, in the 17th century’s early Americas. Readers scan the words, and hear the thoughts of a young woman left to bear the brunt of this dark and depressing colony by herself. The preacher, bound by God, to do the “right thing,” has left his only chance for salvation behind. Hester loved Dimsdale, but it’s hard to understand why. The only thing that Dimsdale ever gave Hester was depression and hardship. The only thing that he cared about, was maintaining his “light” status in this dark religious world that ran the early American colonies.
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12-09-2012, 17:49:03: We the negative think schools should not force students to wear uniforms.  My opponent stated that uniforms will help school safety.  That is completely untrue.  Schoolsafety.org clearly stated “we believe that no single strategy is a panacea for improving school safety.”  Couldn’t an intruder just as easily dress up in a school uniform.  If this intruder was an adult, it would be just as easy to spot him in casual clothes.  The solution for school safety is making everyone check in at the front desk, not uniforms.   My opponent also stated that it will make parents lives easier, which I do not believe.  Uniforms makes parents spend, not save. Our first contention is that school uniforms are too expensive.  Schools that require uniforms make the parents pay a huge amount of money towards uniforms.  Especially schools that have color and style requirements.  Here are some prices of school clothing for boys from eddiebauer.com.  Button down shirts that we wear everyday forty dollars.  Polos are thirty dollars.  Dress pants cost as much as seventy dollars.  School shoes cost at a minimum fifty dollars.  Belts that are required with dress pants are twenty dollars.  I wasn’t able to get prices for girls’ uniforms because each school has different skirts and polos.  According to guardian.com the average cost for boys’ uniforms is $258.72, and the average cost for girls uniforms is $182.59.  That is a lot of money, and for the less wealthy parents it can be really hard to afford.  Uniforms are unnecessary for parents to buy, it would be a lot easier if their kids would wear their regular clothes to school.  The parents would also have to buy multiple pairs of uniforms in case the uniforms got dirty.  More problems will come with ties.  Ties are very expensive and the price varies, but all ties cost a decent amount of money.  You also need multiple ties for school, and the amount of money piles up.  The majority of ties require dry cleaning instead of putting them in the washing machine.  Dry cleaning is under $5 for ties, but when you dry clean a lot the amount of money becomes a large amount.  Some families are going through some tough times, so they don’t need to spend an extra $200 on their children’s uniforms.  Another problem with uniforms is that there is no outside use for them.  Kids won’t wear their uniforms out of school.  When they go out in public they’ll wear their casual clothes, not uniforms. Our first contention is that school uniforms are too expensive.  Schools that require uniforms make the parents pay a huge amount of money towards uniforms.  Especially schools that have color and style requirements.  Here are some prices of school clothing for boys from eddiebauer.com.  Button down shirts that we wear everyday forty dollars.  Polos are thirty dollars.  Dress pants cost as much as seventy dollars.  School shoes cost at a minimum fifty dollars.  Belts that are required with dress pants are twenty dollars.  I wasn’t able to get prices for girls’ uniforms because each school has different skirts and polos.  According to guardian.com the average cost for boys’ uniforms is $258.72, and the average cost for girls uniforms is $182.59.  That is a lot of money, and for the less wealthy parents it can be really hard to afford.  Uniforms are unnecessary for parents to buy, it would be a lot easier if their kids would wear their regular clothes to school.  The parents would also have to buy multiple pairs of uniforms in case the uniforms got dirty.  More problems will come with ties.  Ties are very expensive and the price varies, but all ties cost a decent amount of money.  You also need multiple ties for school, and the amount of money piles up.  The majority of ties require dry cleaning instead of putting them in the washing machine.  Dry cleaning is under $5 for ties, but when you dry clean a lot the amount of money becomes a large amount.  Some families are going through some tough times, so they don’t need to spend an extra $200 on their children’s uniforms.  Another problem with uniforms is that there is no outside use for them.  Kids won’t wear their uniforms out of school.  When they go out in public they’ll wear their casual clothes, not uniforms.  If they wore their casual clothes to and out of school, it would save their parents a lot of money. Our second contention is that kids do not like uniforms.  Uniforms are hated by students everywhere and here are some polls to prove it.  62% of people on youdebate.com said uniforms would not improve our           school.  78.9% of kids at Harford County Public Schools don’t want uniforms.  64% of people said no to uniforms at quibblo.com.  The polls that were in the 60% were online, so adults could take it, and that is why not as many people said no to uniforms.  The Harford county poll was taken only by students that is why it is almost 80%.  Some more proof of students not liking uniforms is dress downs.  Dress downs are a day without uniforms and the students love them.  At St. Ignatius everyone loves to get out of their uniforms and just relax.  When I went to St. Chris, the majority of students would pay on certain days to dress down.  When people pay money to not do something, that is when you know they don’t like it.  I doubt students without uniforms would pay to wear button down shirts and khakis.  Overall it would be a happier environment without uniforms
12-09-2012, 17:49:37: We the negative think schools should not force students to wear uniforms.  My opponent stated that uniforms will help school safety.  That is completely untrue.  Schoolsafety.org clearly stated “we believe that no single strategy is a panacea for improving school safety.”  Couldn’t an intruder just as easily dress up in a school uniform.  If this intruder was an adult, it would be just as easy to spot him in casual clothes.  The solution for school safety is making everyone check in at the front desk, not uniforms.   My opponent also stated that it will make parents lives easier, which I do not believe.  Uniforms makes parents spend, not save. Our first contention is that school uniforms are too expensive.  Schools that require uniforms make the parents pay a huge amount of money towards uniforms.  Especially schools that have color and style requirements.  Here are some prices of school clothing for boys from eddiebauer.com.  Button down shirts that we wear everyday forty dollars.  Polos are thirty dollars.  Dress pants cost as much as seventy dollars.  School shoes cost at a minimum fifty dollars.  Belts that are required with dress pants are twenty dollars.  I wasn’t able to get prices for girls’ uniforms because each school has different skirts and polos.  According to guardian.com the average cost for boys’ uniforms is $258.72, and the average cost for girls uniforms is $182.59.  That is a lot of money, and for the less wealthy parents it can be really hard to afford.  Uniforms are unnecessary for parents to buy, it would be a lot easier if their kids would wear their regular clothes to school.  The parents would also have to buy multiple pairs of uniforms in case the uniforms got dirty.  More problems will come with ties.  Ties are very expensive and the price varies, but all ties cost a decent amount of money.  You also need multiple ties for school, and the amount of money piles up.  The majority of ties require dry cleaning instead of putting them in the washing machine.  Dry cleaning is under $5 for ties, but when you dry clean a lot the amount of money becomes a large amount.  Some families are going through some tough times, so they don’t need to spend an extra $200 on their children’s uniforms.  Another problem with uniforms is that there is no outside use for them.  Kids won’t wear their uniforms out of school.  When they go out in public they’ll wear their casual clothes, not uniforms. Our first contention is that school uniforms are too expensive.  Schools that require uniforms make the parents pay a huge amount of money towards uniforms.  Especially schools that have color and style requirements.  Here are some prices of school clothing for boys from eddiebauer.com.  Button down shirts that we wear everyday forty dollars.  Polos are thirty dollars.  Dress pants cost as much as seventy dollars.  School shoes cost at a minimum fifty dollars.  Belts that are required with dress pants are twenty dollars.  I wasn’t able to get prices for girls’ uniforms because each school has different skirts and polos.  According to guardian.com the average cost for boys’ uniforms is $258.72, and the average cost for girls uniforms is $182.59.  That is a lot of money, and for the less wealthy parents it can be really hard to afford.  Uniforms are unnecessary for parents to buy, it would be a lot easier if their kids would wear their regular clothes to school.  The parents would also have to buy multiple pairs of uniforms in case the uniforms got dirty.  More problems will come with ties.  Ties are very expensive and the price varies, but all ties cost a decent amount of money.  You also need multiple ties for school, and the amount of money piles up.  The majority of ties require dry cleaning instead of putting them in the washing machine.  Dry cleaning is under $5 for ties, but when you dry clean a lot the amount of money becomes a large amount.  Some families are going through some tough times, so they don’t need to spend an extra $200 on their children’s uniforms.  Another problem with uniforms is that there is no outside use for them.  Kids won’t wear their uniforms out of school.  When they go out in public they’ll wear their casual clothes, not uniforms.  If they wore their casual clothes to and out of school, it would save their parents a lot of money. Our second contention is that kids do not like uniforms.  Uniforms are hated by students everywhere and here are some polls to prove it.  62% of people on youdebate.com said uniforms would not improve our           school.  78.9% of kids at Harford County Public Schools don’t want uniforms.  64% of people said no to uniforms at quibblo.com.  The polls that were in the 60% were online, so adults could take it, and that is why not as many people said no to uniforms.  The Harford county poll was taken only by students that is why it is almost 80%.  Some more proof of students not liking uniforms is dress downs.  Dress downs are a day without uniforms and the students love them.  At St. Ignatius everyone loves to get out of their uniforms and just relax.  When I went to St. Chris, the majority of students would pay on certain days to dress down.  When people pay money to not do something, that is when you know they don’t like it.  I doubt students without uniforms would pay to wear button down shirts and khakis.  Overall it would be a happier environment without uniforms
12-09-2012, 17:49:56: We the negative think schools should not force students to wear uniforms.  My opponent stated that uniforms will help school safety.  That is completely untrue.  Schoolsafety.org clearly stated “we believe that no single strategy is a panacea for improving school safety.”  Couldn’t an intruder just as easily dress up in a school uniform.  If this intruder was an adult, it would be just as easy to spot him in casual clothes.  The solution for school safety is making everyone check in at the front desk, not uniforms.   My opponent also stated that it will make parents lives easier, which I do not believe.  Uniforms makes parents spend, not save. Our first contention is that school uniforms are too expensive.  Schools that require uniforms make the parents pay a huge amount of money towards uniforms.  Especially schools that have color and style requirements.  Here are some prices of school clothing for boys from eddiebauer.com.  Button down shirts that we wear everyday forty dollars.  Polos are thirty dollars.  Dress pants cost as much as seventy dollars.  School shoes cost at a minimum fifty dollars.  Belts that are required with dress pants are twenty dollars.  I wasn’t able to get prices for girls’ uniforms because each school has different skirts and polos.  According to guardian.com the average cost for boys’ uniforms is $258.72, and the average cost for girls uniforms is $182.59.  That is a lot of money, and for the less wealthy parents it can be really hard to afford.  Uniforms are unnecessary for parents to buy, it would be a lot easier if their kids would wear their regular clothes to school.  The parents would also have to buy multiple pairs of uniforms in case the uniforms got dirty.  More problems will come with ties.  Ties are very expensive and the price varies, but all ties cost a decent amount of money.  You also need multiple ties for school, and the amount of money piles up.  The majority of ties require dry cleaning instead of putting them in the washing machine.  Dry cleaning is under $5 for ties, but when you dry clean a lot the amount of money becomes a large amount.  Some families are going through some tough times, so they don’t need to spend an extra $200 on their children’s uniforms.  Another problem with uniforms is that there is no outside use for them.  Kids won’t wear their uniforms out of school.  When they go out in public they’ll wear their casual clothes, not uniforms. Our first contention is that school uniforms are too expensive.  Schools that require uniforms make the parents pay a huge amount of money towards uniforms.  Especially schools that have color and style requirements.  Here are some prices of school clothing for boys from eddiebauer.com.  Button down shirts that we wear everyday forty dollars.  Polos are thirty dollars.  Dress pants cost as much as seventy dollars.  School shoes cost at a minimum fifty dollars.  Belts that are required with dress pants are twenty dollars.  I wasn’t able to get prices for girls’ uniforms because each school has different skirts and polos.  According to guardian.com the average cost for boys’ uniforms is $258.72, and the average cost for girls uniforms is $182.59.  That is a lot of money, and for the less wealthy parents it can be really hard to afford.  Uniforms are unnecessary for parents to buy, it would be a lot easier if their kids would wear their regular clothes to school.  The parents would also have to buy multiple pairs of uniforms in case the uniforms got dirty.  More problems will come with ties.  Ties are very expensive and the price varies, but all ties cost a decent amount of money.  You also need multiple ties for school, and the amount of money piles up.  The majority of ties require dry cleaning instead of putting them in the washing machine.  Dry cleaning is under $5 for ties, but when you dry clean a lot the amount of money becomes a large amount.  Some families are going through some tough times, so they don’t need to spend an extra $200 on their children’s uniforms.  Another problem with uniforms is that there is no outside use for them.  Kids won’t wear their uniforms out of school.  When they go out in public they’ll wear their casual clothes, not uniforms.  If they wore their casual clothes to and out of school, it would save their parents a lot of money. Our second contention is that kids do not like uniforms.  Uniforms are hated by students everywhere and here are some polls to prove it.  62% of people on youdebate.com said uniforms would not improve our           school.  78.9% of kids at Harford County Public Schools don’t want uniforms.  64% of people said no to uniforms at quibblo.com.  The polls that were in the 60% were online, so adults could take it, and that is why not as many people said no to uniforms.  The Harford county poll was taken only by students that is why it is almost 80%.  Some more proof of students not liking uniforms is dress downs.  Dress downs are a day without uniforms and the students love them.  At St. Ignatius everyone loves to get out of their uniforms and just relax.  When I went to St. Chris, the majority of students would pay on certain days to dress down.  When people pay money to not do something, that is when you know they don’t like it.  I doubt students without uniforms would pay to wear button down shirts and khakis.  Overall it would be a happier environment without uniforms
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12-18-2012, 00:20:39: Deutsche Volksgenossen und -genossinnen! Sieben Jahre sind eine kurze Zeit, der Bruchteil eines einzelnen menschlichen normalen Lebens - eine Sekunde kaum im Leben eines Volkes. Und doch scheinen die hinter uns liegenden sieben Jahre länger zu sein als viele Jahrzehnte der Vergangenheit. In ihnen hallt sich zusammen ein großes geschichtliches Erlebnis: die Wiederauferstehung einer von der Vernichtung bedrohten Nation. Eine unendlich ereignisreiche Zeit, die uns, die wir sie nicht nur erleben, sondern zum Teil gestalten durften, manches Mal kaum überblickbar zu sein scheint. Wir reden heute sehr oft von demokratischen Idealen; das heißt nicht in Deutschland, sondern in der anderen Welt wird davon geredet. Denn wir in Deutschland haben ja dieses demokratische Ideal einst zur Genüge kennengelernt; wenn die andere Welt also heute wieder dieses Ideal preist, so können wir darauf zunächst nur erwidern, daß dieses Ideal das deutsche Volk ja mindestens 15 Jahre lang in Reinkultur kennenzulernen Gelegenheit hatte, und wir selbst haben ja nur das Erbe dieser Demokratie angetreten. Wir bekommen jetzt wunderbare Kriegsziele vorgesetzt, besonders von englischer Seite. England ist ja in der Proklamation von Kriegszielen erfahren, da es die meisten Kriege der Welt geführt hat. Es sind wunderbare Kriegsziele, die uns heute verkündet werden. Es soll ein neues Europa entstehen. Dieses Europa soll erfüllt sein dann von Gerechtigkeit, und diese allgemeine Gerechtigkeit macht ja dann auch Rüstungen überflüssig, es soll dann abgerüstet werden. Durch diese Abrüstung soll dann die wirtschaftliche Blüte beginnen, Handel und Wandel sollen dann eintreten, und zwar hauptsächlich Handel, viel Handel, freier Handel! Und unter diesem Handel, da soll dann die Kultur blühen, und nicht nur die Kultur, sondern auch die Religion soll dann wieder gedeihen. Mit einem Wort: es soll jetzt endlich das goldene Zeitalter kommen. Dieses goldene Zeitalter ist uns nur leider schon einige Male so ähnlich illustriert worden, und zwar nicht einmal von vergangenen Generationen, sondern von den selben Leuten, die es heute wieder beschreiben. Es sind ziemlich alte, abgeleierte Platten. Und es können einem die Herren wirklich leid tun, die nicht irgendeinen neuen Gedanken gefunden haben, mittels dem man vielleicht ein großes Volk wieder würde ködern können, denn das hat man ja im allgemeinen schon im Jahre 1918 versprochen; das damalige Kriegsziel der Engländer war ja auch das "neue Europa", die "neue Gerechtigkeit", diese neue Gerechtigkeit, die das Selbstbestimmungsrecht der Völker als wesentlichstes Element beseitigen sollte. Damals versprach man ja auch schon eine Gerechtigkeit, die das Tragen von Waffen in der Zukunft überflüssig erscheinen lassen würde. Daher auch damals bereits das Programm der Abrüstung, und zwar der Abrüstung aller. Und um diese Abrüstung nun besonders sinnfällig zu machen, sollte diese Abrüstung gekrönt werden durch einen Bund der abgerüsteten Nationen, die ja nun entschlossen sein sollten, in der Zukunft alle ihre Differenzen - daß es noch einige Differenzen geben würde, daran zweifelte man damals wenigstens noch nicht -, also diese Differenzen sollten nun ja, wie das so üblich ist unter den Demokratien, dann in freier Rede, in Gegenrede und Wechselrede weggeredet werden. Es sollte auf keinen Fall mehr geschossen werden. Und damals sagte man auch schon, daß die Folge dieser Abrüstung und dieses allgemeinen Weltparlaments dann eine ungeheuere Blüte sein würde, ein Aufblühen der Industrien und insbesondere auch - es wird das immer besonders betont - ein Aufblühen des Handels, des freien Handels. Auch die Kultur sollte dabei nicht zu kurz kommen, und von der Religion hat man ja allerdings am Ende des Krieges damals etwas weniger gesprochen wie jetzt am Beginn, aber immerhin, man erklärte uns wenigstens noch im Jahre 1918, daß es ein gesegnetes und Gott wohlgefälliges Zeitalter werden sollte. Was nun gekommen war, das erleben wir: man hat die alten Staaten zerschlagen, ohne auch nur einmal die Völker zu befragen. In keinem einzigen Fall hat man damals erst die Nationen gefragt, ob sie denn mit den Maßnahmen einverstanden sein würden, die man mit ihnen vorhatte. Man hat alte, historisch gewordene Körper - nicht nur staatliche Körper, sondern auch wirtschaftliche Körper - aufgelöst; man konnte an ihre Stelle nichts Besseres stellen, denn was sich im Laufe von Jahrhunderten gebildet hatte, war wahrscheinlich an sich schon das Bessere gewesen - auf keinen Fall konnten die Leute etwas Besseres hinsetzen, die der ganzen europäischen Geschichte ohnehin nur mit größter Arroganz gegenüberstanden. So hat man ohne Rücksicht auf das Selbstbestimmungsrecht der Völker Europa zerhackt, Europa aufgerissen, große Staaten aufgelöst, Nationen rechtlos gemacht, indem man sie zuerst wehrlos machte, und dann endlich eine Einteilung getroffen, die von vornherein Sieger und Besiegte auf dieser Welt übrigließ. Man sprach dann auch nicht mehr von Abrüstung, sondern im Gegenteil, man rüstete weiter. Denn man hat auch dann nicht etwa begonnen, nun die Konflikte friedlich zu bereinigen, sondern im Gegenteil, die gerüsteten Staaten führten Kriege genau wie zuvor. Nur die Abgerüsteten waren nicht mehr in der Lage, sich die Gewalttaten der Gerüsteten zu verbitten oder gar vom Leibe zu halten. Parallel damit kam natürlich auch nicht die wirtschaftliche Wohlfahrt, sondern im Gegenteil, ein wahnsinniges System von Reparationen führte zu einer wirtschaftlichen Verelendung nicht nur der sogenannten Besiegten, sondern auch der Sieger selber. Die Folgen dieser wirtschaftlichen Verelendung hat kein Volk mehr gespürt als das deutsche. Die allgemeine wirtschaftliche Desorganisation führte gerade bei uns zu einer Erwerbslosigkeit, an der unser deutsches Volk zugrunde zu gehen schien. Auch die Kultur hat keine Förderung erfahren, sondern im Gegenteil, sie wurde vernarrt und verzerrt. Die Religion trat ganz in den Hintergrund; in diesen 15 Jahren hat sich kein Engländer der Religion erinnert; kein Engländer sich der christlichen Barmherzigkeit oder der Nächstenliebe erinnert. Da sind die Herren nicht mit der Bibel spazierengegangen, sondern da war ihre Bibel der Vertrag von Versailles! Das waren 448 Paragraphen, die alle nur eine Belastung, eine Verpflichtung, eine Verurteilung und eine Erpressung Deutschlands oder an Deutschland darstellten. Und dieses Versailles wurde garantiert von dem neuen Völkerbund - nicht einem Bund der freien Nationen, der gleichen Nationen, überhaupt gar keinem Völkerbund - die eigentliche begründende Nation blieb von Anfang an ferne -, sondern einem Völkerbund, dessen einzige Aufgabe es war, dieses gemeinste Diktat, das man nicht ausgehandelt hatte, sondern das man uns einfach aufbürdete, zu garantieren und uns zu zwingen, dieses Diktat zu erfüllen. Das war die Zeit nun des demokratischen Deutschlands! Wenn heute fremde Staatsmänner oft so tun, als ob man zum jetzigen Deutschland kein Vertrauen haben könnte, so konnte dies auf keinen Fall doch auf das damalige Deutschland zutreffen; denn dieses damalige Deutschland war ja ihre Geburt, ihr ureigenstes Werk, dazu konnten sie doch Vertrauen haben! Und wie hatten sie dieses Deutschland mißhandelt! Wer kann sich die Geschichte dieser Jahre noch vollkommen zurückrufen: das Elend des Zusammenbruchs vom Jahr 1918, die Tragik des Jahres 1919 und dann alle die Jahre des inneren wirtschaftlichen Verfalls, der fortdauernden Versklavung, der Verelendung unseres Volkes und vor allem der vollkommenen Hoffnungslosigkeit! Es ist auch heute noch erschütternd, sich in diese Zeit zurückzuversenken, da eine große Nation allmählich das ganze Vertrauen nicht nur etwa auf sich selbst, sondern vor allem in jede irdische Gerechtigkeit verlor. In dieser ganzen Zeit hat nun dieses demokratische Deutschland vergeblich gehofft, es hat genau so vergeblich gebettelt und es hat genau so vergeblich protestiert. Die internationale Finanz - sie blieb brutal rücksichtslos, preßte unser Volk aus, soweit sie konnte; die Staatsmänner der alliierten Nationen - sie blieben hartherzig. Im Gegenteil, man sagte damals ganz eiskalt, daß wir 20 Millionen Deutsche zuviel seien. Man blieb taub gegenüber dem Elend unserer Erwerbslosen, man kümmerte sich nicht um den Ruin unserer Landwirtschaft oder den unserer Industrie, auch nicht einmal um den unseres Handels. Wir erinnern uns dieser Verkehrsstille, die damals im Deutschen Reich um sich griff. In dieser Zeit, da alles Hoffen umsonst war, da alles Bitten vergeblich blieb und da alles Protestieren zu keinem Erfolg führte, da entstand die nationalsozialistische Bewegung, und zwar ausgehend von einer Erkenntnis - nämlich der Erkenntnis, daß man auf dieser Welt nicht hoffen darf und nicht bitten soll und nicht sich zu Protesten herabwürdigen darf, sondern daß man auf dieser Welt in erster Linie sich selbst zu helfen hat! 15 Jahre lang ist in diesem damaligen demokratischen Deutschland die Hoffnung gepredigt worden auf die andere Welt, auf ihre Einrichtungen; jedes Lager hatte so seinen internationalen Schutzpatron. Die einen - sie hofften auf die internationale Solidarität des Proletariats, die anderen hofften wieder auf internationale demokratische Institutionen, auf den Völkerbund von Genf, wieder andere auf das Weltgewissen, auf das Kulturgewissen usw. Dieses Hoffen war vergeblich. An die Stelle dieses Hoffens haben wir nun ein anderes Hoffen gesetzt, nämlich das Hoffen auf die einzige Hilfe, die es in dieser Welt gibt, die Hilfe durch die eigene Kraft. An Stelle des Hoffens trat der Glaube an unser deutsches Volk, an die Mobilisierung seiner ewigen inneren Werte. Es standen uns damals wenig, wenig reale Mittel zur Verfügung. Was wir als die Bausteine des neuen Reiches ansahen, das war außer unserem Willen in erster Linie die Arbeitskraft unseres Volkes, zweitens die Intelligenz unseres Volkes und drittens das, was unser eigener Lebensraum uns bieten konnte, der eigene Boden. So begannen wir unsere Arbeit und erlebten nun diesen inneren deutschen Aufstieg. Dieser innere deutsche Aufstieg, der die Welt überhaupt nicht bedrohte, der eine reine innere deutsche Reformarbeit war, hat nichtsdestoweniger sofort den Haß der anderen hervorgerufen. Wir haben das vielleicht am tragischsten erlebt in der Zeit, da wir den Vierjahresplan proklamierten - ein Gedanke, der die andere Welt eigentlich hätte begeistern sollen: ein Volk will sich selber helfen, es appelliert nicht an die Hilfe der anderen, es appelliert nicht an Gaben, an Wohltätigkeiten, es appelliert an seine eigenen schöpferischen Fähigkeiten, an seinen Fleiß, an seine Tatkraft, an seine Intelligenz. Und trotzdem, diese andere Welt begann aufzubrüllen, englische Staatsmänner schrien auf: Was fällt euch ein, dieser Vierjahresplan, der paßt nicht in unsere Weltwirtschaft! - als ob sie uns an dieser Weltwirtschaft überhaupt hätten teilnehmen lassen. Nein, sie witterten den Wiederaufstieg des deutschen Volkes - und deshalb, weil wir das voraussahen und weil wir das bemerkten, haben wir sofort parallel mit diesem Wiederaufstieg die Mobilisierung der deutschen Kraft vorgenommen. Sie kennen die Jahre. 1933, also in dem Jahre noch, in dem wir die Macht übernahmen, sah ich mich veranlaßt, den Austritt aus dem Völkerbund zu erklären und die lächerliche Abrüstungskonferenz zu verlassen. Wir konnten vor diesen beiden Foren kein Recht erhalten, trotz jahrelangen Bittens und Protestierens. 1934 begann die deutsche Aufrüstung im größten Ausmaß. 1935 führte ich die allgemeine Wehrpflicht ein. 1936 ließ ich das Rheinland besetzen. 1937 begann der Vierjahresplan anzulaufen. 1938 wurde die Ostmark dem Reich eingegliedert und das Sudetenland. 1939 begannen wir das Reich abzuschirmen gegen jene Feinde, die unterdes sich bereits demaskiert hatten. Zum Schutze des Reiches sind die Maßnahmen des Jahres 1939 geschehen. Alles das hätte anders kommen können, wenn diese andere Welt auch nur zu einer Stunde Verständnis für die deutschen Forderungen, für die deutschen Lebensnotwendigkeiten aufgebracht hätte. Man sagt so oft: Man hätte das aushandeln sollen. - Sie erinnern sich, meine Volksgenossen, habe ich nicht öfter als einmal der Welt zum Aushandeln die deutsche koloniale Forderung vorgelegt? Haben wir jemals eine Antwort darauf bekommen, außer einem Nein, außer einer Ablehnung, ja geradezu neuen Anfeindungen? Nein, England und Frankreich waren in den führenden Schichten im Augenblick der Wiederauferstehung des Reiches entschlossen, den Kampf erneut aufzunehmen. Sie wollten es so. England hat seit 300 Jahren das Ziel verfolgt, eine wirkliche Konsolidierung Europas zu verhindern, genau so wie Frankreich eine Konsolidierung Deutschlands seit vielen Jahrhunderten zu verhindern sich bemühte. Wenn nun heute ein Herr Chamberlain auftritt als Prediger und nun seine frommen Kriegsziele der Mitwelt verkündet, dann kann ich nur sagen: Ihre eigene Geschichte widerlegt Sie, Mister Chamberlain. Seit 300 Jahren haben Ihre Staatsmänner bei Kriegsausbruch immer so geredet wie Sie, Herr Chamberlain, heute reden. Sie haben überhaupt immer nur für Gott und für die Religion gekämpft. Sie haben niemals ein materielles Ziel gehabt. Aber gerade weil die Engländer nie für ein materielles Ziel kämpften, hat der liebe Gott sie dann materiell so reich belohnt. Daß England immer nur als der Streiter der Wahrheit, der Gerechtigkeit, der Vorkämpfer aller Tugenden auftrat, das hat Gott den Engländern nicht vergessen. Dafür sind sie reich gesegnet worden. Sie haben in 300 Jahren rund 40 Millionen Quadratkilometer Erdraum sich unterworfen, alles natürlich nicht etwa aus Egoismus, nicht etwa aus irgendeiner Lust an der Herrschaft oder am Reichtum oder am Genuß, nein, im Gegenteil, alles das tat man nur im Auftrage Gottes und der guten und lieben Religion zuliebe. Freilich, England wollte auch nicht einmal allein nur Streiter Gottes sein, sondern es hat immer auch andere dann eingeladen, an diesem edlen Streit teilzunehmen. Es hat nicht sich gerade bemüht, die Hauptlast zu tragen, sondern für so Gott wohlgefällige Werke, da kann man auch immer Mitkämpfer suchen. Das tun sie auch heute. Und es hat sich das, wie gesagt, für England reich bezahlt gemacht. 40 Millionen Quadratkilometer, und die englische Geschichte ist eine einzige Reihenfolge von Vergewaltigungen, von Erpressungen, von tyrannischen Mißhandlungen, von Unterdrückungen, von Ausplünderungen. Es gibt Dinge, die wirklich in keinem anderen Staat und bei keinem anderen Volk denkbar gewesen wären. Man hat für alles Krieg geführt. Man führte Krieg, um seinen Handel zu erweitern. Man führte Krieg, um andere zu veranlassen, daß sie Opium rauchten. Man führte aber auch Krieg, wenn notwendig, um Goldgruben zu gewinnen, um die Herrschaft über Diamantengruben zu bekommen. Es waren immer materielle Ziele, allerdings immer naturgemäß edel und ideal verbrämt. Auch der letzte Krieg, er wurde geführt nur für ideale Ziele. Daß man nebenbei dann doch noch die deutschen Kolonien einsteckte, das hat Gott wieder so gewollt. Daß man unsere Flotte wegnahm, daß man die deutschen Auslandsguthaben kassierte, das sind so Nebenerscheinungen in diesem edlen Streit für die heilige Religion. Wenn Herr Chamberlain heute mit der Bibel einhergeht und seine Kriegsziele predigt, dann kommt mir das vor, als wenn sich der Teufel mit dem Gebetbuch einer armen Seele nähert. Und dabei ist das jetzt wirklich nicht mehr originell. Das ist abgeschmackt, das glaubt ihm ja niemand mehr. Ich glaube, er zweifelt selber an sich. Außerdem: Jedes Volk verbrennt sich nur einmal die Finger. Einem Rattenfänger von Hameln sind nur einmal die Kinder nachgelaufen, und einem Apostel internationaler Völkerverbrüderung und -verständigung usw. auch nur einmal das deutsche Volk! Da lobe ich mir Mister Churchill. Er spricht das offen aus, was der alte Mister Chamberlain nur im stillen denkt und hofft. Er sagt es: Unser Ziel ist die Auflösung Deutschlands. Unser Ziel ist die Vernichtung Deutschlands. Unser Ziel ist die Ausrottung, wenn möglich, des deutschen Volkes. Wir wollen Deutschland schlagen. Das, glauben Sie mir, das begrüße ich. Und auch französische Generale, sie sprechen es ganz offen aus, um was es geht. Ich glaube, daß wir uns so auch leichter verständigen können. Warum denn nur mit diesen verlogenen Phrasen kämpfen? Warum nicht offen sagen? Es ist uns das so lieber. Wir wissen genau, welches Ziel sie haben, ob Herr Chamberlain mit der Bibel kommt oder nicht, ob er fromm tut oder nicht, ob er die Wahrheit spricht oder ob er lügt. Wir wissen das Ziel, es ist das Deutschland von 1648, das ihnen vorschwebt, das Deutschland - aufgelöst und zerrissen. Sie wissen sehr genau, hier in diesem Mitteleuropa sitzen über 80 Millionen Deutsche. Diese Menschen haben auch einen Lebensanspruch. Ihnen gebührt auch ein Lebensanteil. In 300 Jahren sind sie darum betrogen worden. Sie konnten nur betrogen werden, weil sie infolge ihrer Zerrissenheit das Gewicht ihrer Zahl nicht zur Geltung zu bringen vermochten. So leben heute 140 Menschen auf einem Quadratkilometer. Wenn diese Menschen eine Einheit bilden, dann sind sie eine Macht. Wenn sie zersplittert sind, sind sie wehrlos und ohnmächtig. In ihrer Geschlossenheit liegt aber außerdem noch ein moralisches Recht. Was bedeutet es schon, wenn 30, 50 oder 200 Kleinstaaten protestieren oder Lebensrechte in Anspruch nehmen? Wer nimmt davon Notiz? Wenn 80 Millionen auftreten, dann ist das schlimmer. Daher die Abneigung gegen die staatliche Bildung Italiens, gegen die staatliche Bildung Deutschlands. Sie möchten am liebsten diese Staaten wieder auflösen in ihre ursächlichen Bestandteile. Vor wenigen Tagen, da schrieb so ein Engländer: das ist es eben, die überstürzte Gründung des Kaiserreiches einst; das war nicht richtig. - Freilich, das war nicht richtig. Es war nicht richtig, daß diese 80 Millionen sich zusammenfanden, um ihre Lebensrechte gemeinsam zu vertreten. Es würde ihnen lieber sein, wenn diese Deutschen wieder unter zwei-, oder drei-, oder vierhundert Fähnchen, wenn möglich, unter zwei-, drei- oder vierhundert Dynasten kämen, hinter jedem Dynasten ein paar Hunderttausend, die dann vollkommen mundtot der übrigen Welt gegenüber sind. Dann können wir natürlich als Volk von Dichtern und von Denkern weiterleben, so gut es geht. Der Dichter und der Denker braucht außerdem nicht soviel Nahrung als der Schwerstarbeiter. Das ist das Problem, das heute zur Diskussion steht. Hier sind große Nationen, die im Laufe von Jahrhunderten um ihren Lebensanteil auf dieser Welt betrogen worden sind infolge ihrer Uneinigkeit. Diese Nationen haben aber jetzt diese Uneinigkeit überwunden. Sie sind heute als junge Völker in den Kreis der anderen eingetreten und erheben nunmehr ihre Ansprüche. Ihnen gegenüber befinden sich die sogenannten Besitzenden. Und diese besitzenden Völker, die große Gebiete der Welt ohne jeden Sinn und Zweck einfach blockieren, ja, vor wenigen Jahrzehnten noch Deutschland selbst mit beraubten, diese Besitzenden stellen sich nun auf den Standpunkt der sogenannten besitzenden Klassen innerhalb der Völker. Es wiederholt sich im Großen der Welt das, was wir ja auch innerhalb der Völker im Kleineren erlebten. Auch hier gab es wirtschafliche Auffassungen und politische Meinungen, die dahin gingen, das der, der hat, eben hat, und der, der nicht hat, eben nicht hat, und daß es eine Gott wohlgefällige Ordnung sei, daß der eine habe und der andere nichts besitze, und daß das eben so bleiben müsse. Denen gegenüber traten nun andere Kräfte auf. Die eine Kraft, die einfach ausschreit: Wir wollen nun zerstören; wenn wir schon nichts besitzen, dann soll alles vernichtet werden. Diese nihilistische Kraft, sie hat in Deutschland anderthalb Jahrzehnte lang gewütet. Sie ist vom konstruktiven Nationalsozialismus überwunden worden. Dieser Nationalsozialismus, der nun nicht das Bestehende anerkannte, sondern der nur eine Modifikation vornahm in der Änderung oder in der Methode der Änderung dieses Zustandes, indem er sagt: Wir wollen diesen Zustand ändern, indem wir allmählich die nichtbesitzenden Klassen langsam teilnehmen lassen, erziehen zur Teilnahme am Besitz. Keinesfalls aber kann einer, der nun besitzt, sich auf den Standpunkt stellen, daß er alles Recht besitzt und der andere keines. Und so ähnlich ist es in der Welt. Es geht nicht an, daß 46 Millionen Engländer 40 Millionen Quadratkilometer der Erde einfach blockieren und erklären: Das ist uns vom lieben Gott gegeben, und wir haben vor 20 Jahren noch etwas dazubekommen von euch. Das ist jetzt unser Eigentum, und das geben wir nicht mehr her. Und Frankreich mit seinem wirklich nicht sehr fruchtbaren Volksboden, knapp 80 Menschen auf dem Quadratkilometer, hat selber auch über neun Millionen Quadratkilometer Baum; Deutschland mit über 80 Millionen noch nicht 600 000 Quadratkilometer. Das ist das Problem, das gelöst werden muß und das genau so gelöst werden wird, wie alle sozialen Fragen gelöst werden. Und wir erleben heute im großen ja nur das Schauspiel, das wir einst im Innern im kleineren Ausmaß auch erlebten. Als der Nationalsozialismus seinen Kampf für die breite Masse unseres Volkes begann im Interesse der Herstellung einer wirklich tragbaren Ordnung und einer wirklichen Gemeinschaft der Menschen, da wurde gerade von den damaligen liberalen und demokratischen, also besitzenden Kreisen und ihren Vereinigungen, Parteien versucht, den Nationalsozialismus zu zerschlagen, die Partei aufzulösen. Es war ihr ewiger Schrei: Man muß sie verbieten, auflösen muß man sie. Man sah in der Auflösung, im Verbot der Bewegung - sah man die Vernichtung der Kraft, die vielleicht eine Änderung des bestehenden Zustandes hätte herbei führen können. Der Nationalsozialismus ist mit diesem Wunsch fertig geworden. Er ist geblieben, und er hat seine Neuordnung in Deutschland durchgeführt. Heute schreit diese besitzende andere Welt: man muß Deutschland auflösen, man muß diese 80 Millionen Menschen atomisieren, man darf sie nicht in einem staatlichen, geschlossenen Gebilde lassen; dann nimmt man ihnen die Kraft, ihre Forderungen durchzusetzen. - Das ist das Ziel, das sich England und Frankreich heute gesetzt haben. Demgegenüber ist unsere Antwort die gleiche, wie wir sie unseren inneren Gegnern einst gegeben hatten. Sie wissen, meine alten Parteigenossen, daß uns der Sieg im Jahre 1933 nicht geschenkt worden war. Es ist ein Kampf sondergleichen gewesen, der fast 15 Jahre lang geführt werden mußte; ein dabei fast aussichtsloser Kampf. Denn Sie müssen sich vorstellen, meine Parteigenossen, daß wir ja nicht etwa - sagen wir - von der Vorsehung plötzlich eine große Bewegung erhalten hatten. Mit einer Handvoll Menschen ist das gegründet worden. Und diese Menschen mußten sich mühselig ihre Position erst sichern und dann erweitern. Aus einer Handvoll Menschen sind 100 und dann 1000 und dann 10 000 und 100 000 und endlich ist die erste Million aus ihnen geworden. Und dann wurde eine zweite Million daraus und eine dritte und vierte. So sind wir in einem dauernden Krieg gegen tausend Widerstände und Angriffe und Vergewaltigungen und Rechtsbrüche gewachsen und sind in diesem Kampf allerdings auch stark geworden, innerlich stark. So ist nach diesen 15 Jahren die Macht übernommen worden nicht als ein Geschenk des Himmels einem gegenüber, der es nicht verdiente, sondern als die Belohnung eines einmaligen tapferen Ringens, eines tapferen Ausharrens im Kampf um die Macht. Und als ich im Jahre 1933 diese Macht nun erhielt und nun mit der nationalsozialistischen Bewegung die Verantwortung für die deutsche Zukunft übernahm, da war mir klar, daß die Freiheit unserem Volke nicht geschenkt werden würde. Da war mir weiter klar, daß nun der Kampf nicht seinen Abschluß gefunden hat, sondern daß er nun in einem größeren Ausmaß erst recht beginnt. Denn vor uns stand ja nicht der Sieg der nationalsozialistischen Bewegung, sondern die Befreiung unseres deutschen Volkes. Das war das Ziel. Was ich seitdem geschaffen habe, es ist ja alles nur ein Mittel zum Zweck. Partei, Arbeitsfront, SA, SS, alle anderen Organisationen, die Wehrmacht, das Heer, die Luftwaffe, die Marine, sie sind ja kein Selbstzweck, sie alle sind ein Mittel zum Zweck. Über Allem steht die Sicherung der Freiheit unseres deutschen Volkes. Ich habe natürlich genau so wie im Inneren versucht, durch Überredung, durch Verhandeln, durch den Appell an die Vernunft die notwendigen unabdingbaren Forderungen durchzusetzen. Es ist mir auf einigen Gebieten und einige Male gelungen. Allein schon im Jahre 1938 mußte man erkennen, daß bei den gegnerischen Staaten die alten Hetzer des Weltkrieges wieder die Überhand gewannen. Ich habe damals schon zu warnen angefangen. Denn was soll man denken, wenn man sich erst in München zusammensetzt und ein Abkommen abschließt, nach London zurückkehrt und dort sofort dann zu hetzen anfängt, dieses Abkommen als eine Schande bezeichnet, ja, versichert, daß sich ein zweites Mal so etwas nicht mehr wiederholen darf, mit anderen Worten: daß eine freiwillige Verständigung überhaupt nicht mehr denkbar sein soll für die Zukunft. Damals sind in den sogenannten Demokratien die Außenseiter aufgetreten. Ich habe damals sofort davor gewarnt. Denn es ist ja klar: das deutsche Volk empfand keinen Haß weder gegen Engländer noch gegen Franzosen. Das französische Volk, das englische Volk - das deutsche Volk wollte mit ihnen ja nun in Frieden und in Freundschaft leben. Es hat Forderungen, die diesen Völkern ja auch nicht weh tun, die den Völkern gar nichts nehmen. Das deutsche Volk ist daher auch nie zur Feindschaft erzogen worden. Da begann man in England nun von gewissen Kreisen aus mit dieser impertinenten unerträglichen Hieben. Und da kam der Augenblick, wo ich mir sagen mußte: Ich kann nun nicht mehr zusehen, sondern ich muß diese Hetze jetzt beantworten. Denn wir erziehen das deutsche Volk in keinem Haß gegenüber dem englischen. Wir erziehen es in keinem Haß gegenüber dem französischen, während in England und in Frankreich die Hetzer Tag für Tag in der Presse und in den Versammlungen das britische und das französische Volk in Weißglut bringen gegenüber dem deutschen. Eines Tages werden die Hetzer die Regierung sein. Dann werden sie ihre Pläne verwirklichen, und das deutsche Volk wird überhaupt nicht wissen, wieso das nun kommt. So gab ich den Befehl, nunmehr das deutsche Volk über diese Hetze aufzuklären. Aber ich war von diesem Augenblick an auch entschlossen, wenn notwendig, die Verteidigung des Reiches so oder so sicherzustellen. 1939 haben nun diese Westmächte die Maske fallen lassen; sie haben Deutschland die Kriegserklärung geschickt, trotz all unserer Versuche, trotz unseres Entgegenkommens. Sie geben es heute ganz ungeniert selber zu: Jawohl, Polen hätte wahrscheinlich eingewilligt, aber das wollten wir nicht. - Sie geben es heute zu, daß es möglich gewesen wäre, leicht eine Verständigung herbeizuführen. Aber sie wollten das nicht. Sie wollten den Krieg. Gut denn! Das haben mir einst meine inneren Gegner auch gesagt. Ich habe ihnen auch so oft die Hand gegeben. Sie haben sie zurückgestoßen. Sie schrien auch: Nein, nicht Versöhnung, nicht Verständigung, sondern Kampf! - Gut, sie haben den Kampf bekommen! Und ich kann Frankreich und England nur sagen: Auch sie werden den Kampf bekommen. Die erste Phase dieses Kampfes war eine politische Aktion. Durch sie wurde uns zunächst der Rücken politisch freigemacht. Jahrelang hat Deutschland mit Italien eine gemeinsame Politik betrieben. Diese Politik hat sich bis heute nicht geändert. Die beiden Staaten sind eng befreundet. Ihre gemeinsamen Interessen sind auf den gleichen Nenner zu bringen. Im vergangenen Jahr habe ich nun versucht, England die Möglichkeit zu nehmen, den beabsichtigten Krieg in einen allgemeinen Weltkrieg ausarten zu lassen. Denn der fromme, die Bibel studierende und lesende und predigende Herr Chamberlain hat damals sich monatelang bemüht, mit dem Atheisten Stalin zu einer Verständigung zu kommen, zu einem Bund zu kommen. Das ist damals nicht gelungen. Ich verstehe, daß man in England heute wild ist darüber, daß ich nun das getan habe, was Herr Chamberlain versucht hatte zu tun. Und ich begreife auch, daß das, was bei Herrn Chamberlain ein Gott wohlgefälliges Werk gewesen wäre, bei mir ein Gott nicht wohlgefälliges ist. Aber immerhin, ich glaube, der Allmächtige wird jedenfalls zufrieden sein, daß auf einem großen Gebiet ein sinnloser Kampf vermieden wurde. Denn durch Jahrhunderte haben Deutschland und Rußland in Freundschaft und in Frieden nebeneinander gelebt. Warum soll das in der Zukunft nicht wieder so möglich sein? Ich glaube, es wird möglich sein, weil die beiden Völker das wünschen. Und jeder Versuch der britischen oder französischen Plutokratie, uns in einen neuen Gegensatz zu bringen, wird scheitern, einfach scheitern aus der nüchternen Überlegung der Absichten dieser Kräfte, der Erkenntnis dieser Absichten. So ist heute Deutschland zunächst politisch in seinem Rücken frei. Die zweite Aufgabe des Jahres 1939 war, uns auch militärisch den Rücken freizumachen. Die Hoffnung der englischen Kriegssachverständigen, der Kampf gegen Polen würde unter keinen Umständen vor einem halben bis einem Jahr entschieden sein, wurde durch die Kraft unserer Wehrmacht zunichte gemacht. Der Staat, dem England die Garantie gegeben hat, ist ohne Erfüllung dieser Garantie in 18 Tagen von der Landkarte weggefegt worden. Damit ist die erste Phase dieses Kampfes beendet. Und die zweite beginnt. Herr Churchill brennt schon auf diese zweite Phase. Er läßt durch seine Mittelsmänner - und er tut es auch persönlich - die Hoffnung ausdrücken, daß nun endlich bald der Kampf mit den Bomben beginnen möge. Und sie schreiben schon, daß dieser Kampf natürlich nicht vor Frauen und Kindern haltmachen wird. - I wo denn! Wann hat jemals England vor Frauen und Kindern haltgemacht? Der ganze Blockadekrieg ist überhaupt nur ein Krieg gegen Frauen und gegen Kinder. Der Krieg gegen die Buren war nur ein Krieg gegen Frauen und Kinder. Damals wurde das Konzentrationslager erfunden; in einem englischen Gehirn ist diese Idee geboren worden. Wir haben nur im Lexikon nachgelesen und haben das dann später kopiert, nur mit einern Unterschied: England hat Frauen und Kinder in diese Lager gesperrt, und über 20 000 Burenfrauen sind damals jämmerlich zugrunde gegangen. Warum soll also England heute anders kämpfen? Das haben wir vorhergesehen und haben uns darauf vorbereitet. Herr Churchill mag überzeugt sein: was England in den fünf Monaten jetzt getan hat, das wissen wir. Was Frankreich getan hat, auch. Aber anscheinend er nicht, was Deutschland in den fünf Monaten getan hat. Die Herren sind wohl der Meinung, daß wir in den letzten fünf Monaten geschlafen haben. Seit ich in die politische Arena trat, habe ich noch nicht einen einzigen Tag von wesentlicher Bedeutung verschlafen, geschweige denn fünf Monate! Ich kann dem deutschen Volk nur die eine Versicherung geben: es ist in diesen fünf Monaten Ungeheures geleistet worden. Gegenüber dem, was in diesen fünf Monaten geschaffen wurde verblaßt alles, was in den sieben Jahren vorher in Deutschland entstand. Unsere Rüstung ist jetzt zu dem planmäßigen Anlauf gekommen. Die Planung hat sich bewährt. Unsere Voraussicht beginnt jetzt Früchte zu tragen, und zwar auf allen Gebieten Früchte zu tragen, so große Früchte, daß unsere Herren Gegner langsam zu kopieren anfangen. Allerdings, es sind nur sehr kleine Kopisten. Natürlich, der englische Rundfunk weiß ja alles besser. Wenn wir nach dem englischen Rundfunk gehen, dann müßte eigentlich in England heute keine Sonne mehr scheinen können. Die Flugzeuggeschwader müßten die Atmosphäre verdüstern, die Welt müßte ein einziges Waffenlager sein, von England ausgerüstet, für England arbeitend und damit die britischen Massenheere versorgend. Deutschland umgekehrt steht vor dem totalen Zusammenbruch. U-Boote - ich habe es heute gerade gehört - haben wir noch drei Stück. Das ist sehr schlimm, nämlich nicht für uns, sondern für die englische Propaganda. Denn wenn die drei Stück versenkt sind, und das tritt ja heute nacht oder morgen sicher ein, was wird man dann noch versenken? Was wird man dann noch vernichten? Den Engländern bleibt nichts anderes übrig, als dann vorweg die U-Boote zu versenken, die wir in der Zukunft bauen werden. Und sie werden dann zu einer U-Boot-Auferstehungstheorie kommen müssen. Nachdem ja doch die englischen Schiffe sicherlich weiter versenkt werden, wir aber keine U-Boote mehr besitzen, kann es sich also nur um Boote handeln, die schon einmal von den Engländern vernichtet worden sind. Ich las weiter, daß mich tiefe Betrübnis und Trauer erfaßt habe, und zwar, ich hätte erwartet, daß wir jeden Tag zwei U-Boote bauen, und wir bauen jetzt jede Woche nur zwei. Ich kann nur sagen: Es ist nicht gut, wenn man seine Kriegsberichte und besonders seine Rundfunkansprachen vor Angehörigen eines Volkes halten läßt, das seit einigen tausend Jahren nicht mehr gekämpft hat. Denn der letzte nachweisbare Kampf der Makkabäer scheint allmählich doch seinen militärisch-erzieherischen Wert verloren zu haben. Wenn ich diese ausländische Propaganda ansehe, dann wird mein Vertrauen in unseren Sieg unermeßlich. Denn diese Propaganda habe ich ja schon einmal erlebt. Fast 15 Jahre lang war diese Propaganda gegen uns gemacht worden. Meine alten Parteigenossen erinnern sich dieser Propaganda. Es sind dieselben Worte, dieselben Phrasen und, wenn wir genauer hinschauen, sogar die gleichen Köpfe, derselbe Dialekt. Mit diesen Leuten bin ich fertig geworden als ein einsamer, unbekannter Mann, der eine Handvoll Menschen an sich zog. In 15 Jahren hin ich mit diesen Leuten fertig geworden. Heute ist Deutschland die größte Weltmacht! Es ist nicht so, daß das Alter an sich weise macht. Es werden auch durch das Alter Blinde nicht sehend. Wer aber früher schon mit Blindheit geschlagen war, ist es auch jetzt. Wer aber mit Blindheit geschlagen ist, den wollen die Götter verderben. Heute tritt diesen Kräften die deutsche Wehrmacht gegenüber, die erste der Welt! Vor allem aber tritt diesen Kräften gegenüber das deutsche Volk, das deutsche Volk in seiner Einsicht und in seiner Disziplin, erzogen nunmehr durch sieben Jahre nationalsozialistischer Arbeit auf allen Gebieten. Daß das kein Phantom ist, das können wir heute erleben. Diese Erziehungsarbeit hat Klassen und Stände überwunden. Sie hat Parteien beseitigt, sie hat Weltanschauungen ausgetilgt und hat an ihre Stelle eine Gemeinschaft gesetzt. Diese Gemeinschaft ist heute von einem einzigen glühenden Vertrauen beseelt und einem fanatischen Willen erfüllt. Diese Gemeinschaft, die wird dieses Mal nicht den Fehler des Jahres 1918 machen. Wenn heute Herr Daladier zweifelt an dieser Gemeinschaft, oder wenn er glaubt, daß in dieser Gemeinschaft Teile jammern, oder er zitierte meine Heimat und bemitleidete sie - oh, Monsieur Daladier, vielleicht werden Sie meine Ostmärker kennenlernen. Sie werden Ihnen ja die Aufklärung persönlich geben. Sie werden mit diesen Divisionen und Regimenten ja genau so Bekanntschaft machen wie mit den anderen Deutschen. Und Sie werden dann von einem Wahnsinn geheilt werden, nämlich von dem Wahnsinn, zu glauben, daß Ihnen noch deutsche Stämme gegenübertreten. Herr Daladier, Ihnen tritt das deutsche Volk gegenüber! Und zwar das nationalsozialistische deutsche Volk! Dieses Volk, um das der Nationalsozialismus gerungen hat und das in mühevoller Arbeit seine heutige Erziehung und damit seine heutige Formung erhielt, es ist geheilt von allen internationalen Anwandlungen. Und es wird geheilt bleiben. Dafür bürgt die nationalsozialistische Partei. Und Ihre Hoffnung, Volk und Partei oder Partei und Staat oder Partei und Wehrmacht oder Wehrmacht, Partei und mich zu trennen, ist kindlich, naiv. Das ist die Hoffnung, von der meine Gegner einst schon 15 Jahre gelebt hatten. Ich habe als Nationalsozialist nichts anderes kennengelernt als Arbeit, Kampf, Sorgen, Mühen. Ich glaube, unserer Generation hat die Vorsehung nichts anderes bestimmt. Wir wollen deshalb uns dieser Vorsehung gegenüber nicht undankbar benehmen, im Gegenteil, wir haben hier eine Warnung. Einst vor 25 Jahren zog das deutsche Volk in einen Kampf, der ihm damals aufgenötigt worden war. Es war nicht gut gerüstet. Frankreich hatte seine Volkskraft ganz anders ausgewertet als das damalige Deutschland. Rußland war damals der gewaltige Gegner. Eine ganze andere Welt konnte allmählich gegen dieses Deutschland mobilisiert werden. Da zog es in den Kampf und hat nun Wunder an Heldentaten verübt. Und die Vorsehung hat unser Volk gehalten. Das Jahr 1914, es befreite die deutsche Heimat von der Gefahr feindlicher Einbrüche. Im Jahre 1915 wurde die Stellung des Reiches verbessert. 1916/17, Jahr für Jahr, Kampf um Kampf, manches Mal schien alles schon zusammenzubrechen, und wie durch ein Wunder wurde das Reich immer wieder gerettet. Deutschland hat staunenswerte Proben seiner Kraft gegeben. Es war ersichtlich von der Vorsehung gesegnet worden. Da wurde das deutsche Volk undankbar. Da begann es, statt im Vertrauen auf seine eigene Zukunft und damit auf seine eigene Kraft zu blicken, begann es zu vertrauen auf die Versprechungen anderer. Und endlich hat es sich in seiner Undankbarkeit gegen das eigene Reich, gegen die eigene Führung empört. Und da wendete sich dann die Vorsehung vom deutschen Volk ab. Ich habe damals diese Katastrophe nicht als etwas Unverdientes angesehen. Ich habe es niemals beklagt, daß die Vorsehung uns etwa Unrecht getan hätte. Ich habe im Gegenteil immer die Auffassung vertreten, wir haben nur das von der Vorsehung quittiert bekommen, was wir letzten Endes selbst uns verdient hatten. Die deutsche Nation ist undankbar gewesen, und ihr blieb demgemäß der letzte Lohn damals versagt. Ein zweites Mal wird sich das in unserer Geschichte nicht mehr wiederholen. Die nationalsozialistische Bewegung hat diese Bewährung selbst schon abgelegt. In den 15 Jahren ihres Kampfes, da gab es keineswegs immer nur glänzende Tage, wunderbare Siege; da gab es oft sorgenvollste Zeiten, da jubelten oft schon die Gegner über unsere Vernichtung. Da hat die Bewegung sich aber bewährt, gläubigen und starken Herzens immer wieder im Vertrauen auf die Notwendigkeit unseres Kampfes sich aufgerafft und erneut dem Gegner die Stirn geboten und am Ende diesen Gegner besiegt. Das ist heute nun die Aufgabe der deutschen Nation. 80 Millionen treten nunmehr in die Schranken. Ihnen gegenüber stehen genau so viele Gegner. Diese 80 Millionen haben heute eine hervorragende innere Organisation, die beste, die es geben kann. Sie haben einen starken Glauben, und sie haben nicht die schlechteste Führung, sondern, wie ich überzeugt bin, mit die beste. Führung und Volk haben heute eine Einsicht: daß es keine Verständigung gibt ohne eine klare Durchsetzung unseres Rechts und daß wir nicht wollen, daß vielleicht in zwei oder drei oder fünf Jahren der Streit von neuem entbrennt um unsere Rechte, daß aber hier das Recht von 80 Millionen zur Diskussion steht, nicht einer Partei oder einer Bewegung. Denn was bin ich eigentlich? Ich bin nichts, deutsches Volk, als dein Sprecher. Ich bin also Vertreter deines Rechts. Es handelt sich hier nicht um meine Person, aber ich gehöre nicht auch zu jenen Leuten, die jemals die Fahne streichen. Das habe ich nicht gelernt. Das Volk hat mir sein Vertrauen geschenkt. Ich werde mich dieses Vertrauens würdig erweisen und will dabei nicht den Blick auf mich selbst oder meine Umwelt, sondern will den Blick auf die Vergangenheit und in die Zukunft wenden. Ich möchte vor der Vergangenheit und vor der Zukunft in Ehren bestehen, und mit mir soll in Ehren bestehen das deutsche Volk. Die heutige Generation, sie trägt Deutschlands Schicksal, Deutschlands Zukunft oder Deutschlands Untergang. Und unsere Gegner, sie schreien es heute heraus: Deutschland soll untergehen! Und Deutschland kann ihnen nur eine Antwort geben. Deutschland wird leben, und Deutschland wird deshalb siegen! Am Beginn des 8. Jahres der nationalsozialistischen Revolution wenden sich unsere Herzen unserem deutschen Volke zu, seiner Zukunft. Ihr wollen wir dienen, für sie wollen wir kämpfen, wenn notwendig fallen, niemals kapitulieren! Deutschland - Sieg Heil!
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01-15-2013, 16:04:46: IMPERDÍVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Um texto simplesmente genial! Segunda-feira passada, a meio da tarde, faço a A-6, em direcção a Espanha e na companhia de uma amiga estrangeira; quarta-feira de manhã, refaço o mesmo percurso, em sentido inverso, rumo a Lisboa. Tanto para lá como para cá, é uma auto-estrada luxuosa e fantasma. Em contrapartida, numa breve incursão pela estrada nacional, entre Arraiolos e Borba, vamos encontrar um trânsito cerrado, composto esmagadoramente por camiões de mercadorias espanhóis. Vinda de um país onde as auto-estradas estão sempre cheias, ela está espantada com o que vê: - É sempre assim, esta auto-estrada? - Assim, como? - Deserta, magnífica, sem trânsito? - É, é sempre assim. - Todos os dias? - Todos, menos ao domingo, que sempre tem mais gente. - Mas, se não há trânsito, porque a fizeram? - Porque havia dinheiro para gastar dos Fundos Europeus, e porque diziam que o desenvolvimento era isto. - E têm mais auto-estradas destas? - Várias e ainda temos outras em construção: só de Lisboa para o Porto, vamos ficar com três. Entre S. Paulo e o Rio de Janeiro, por exemplo, não há nenhuma: só uns quilómetros à saída de S. Paulo e outros à chegada ao Rio. Nós vamos ter três entre o Porto e Lisboa: é a aposta no automóvel, na poupança de energia, nos acordos de Quioto, etc. - respondi, rindo-me. - E, já agora, porque é que a auto-estrada está deserta e a estrada nacional está cheia de camiões? - Porque assim não pagam portagem. - E porque são quase todos espanhóis? - Vêm trazer-nos comida. - Mas vocês não têm agricultura? - Não: a Europa paga-nos para não ter. - E os nossos agricultores dizem que produzir não é rentável. - Mas para os espanhóis é? - Pelos vistos... - Ela ficou a pensar um pouco e voltou à carga: - Mas porque não investem antes no comboio? - Investimos, mas não resultou. - Não resultou, como? - Houve aí uns experts que gastaram uma fortuna a modernizar a linha Lisboa-Porto, com comboios pendulares e tudo, mas não resultou. - Mas porquê? - Olha, é assim: a maior parte do tempo, o comboio não 'pendula'; e, quando 'pendula', enjoa de morte. - Não há sinal de telemóvel nem Internet, não há restaurante, há apenas um bar infecto e, de facto, o único sinal de 'modernidade' foi proibirem de fumar em qualquer espaço do comboio. - Por isso, as pessoas preferem ir de carro e a companhia ferroviária do Estado perde centenas de milhões todos os anos. - E gastaram nisso uma fortuna? - Gastámos. E a única coisa que se conseguiu foi tirar 25 minutos às três horas e meia que demorava a viagem há cinquenta anos... - Estás a brincar comigo! - Não, estou a falar a sério! - E o que fizeram a esses incompetentes? - Nada. Ou melhor, agora vão dar-lhes uma nova oportunidade, que é encherem o país de TGV: Porto-Lisboa, Porto-Vigo, Madrid-Lisboa... e ainda há umas ameaças de fazerem outro no Algarve e outro no Centro. - Mas que tamanho tem Portugal, de cima a baixo? - Do ponto mais a norte ao ponto mais a sul, 561 km. - Ela ficou a olhar para mim, sem saber se era para acreditar ou não. - Mas, ao menos, o TGV vai directo de Lisboa ao Porto? - Não, pára em várias estações: de cima para baixo e se a memória não me falha, pára em Aveiro, para os compensar por não arrancarmos já com o TGV deles para Salamanca; depois, pára em Coimbra para não ofender o prof. Vital Moreira, que é muito importante lá; a seguir, pára numa aldeia chamada Ota, para os compensar por não terem feito lá o novo aeroporto de Lisboa; depois, pára em Alcochete, a sul de Lisboa, onde ficará o futuro aeroporto; e, finalmente, pára em Lisboa, em duas estações. - Como: então o TGV vem do Norte, ultrapassa Lisboa pelo sul, e depois volta para trás e entra em Lisboa? - Isso mesmo. - E como entra em Lisboa? - Por uma nova ponte que vão fazer. - Uma ponte ferroviária? - E rodoviária também: vai trazer mais uns vinte ou trinta mil carros todos os dias para Lisboa. - Mas isso é o caos, Lisboa já está congestionada de carros! - Pois é. - E, então? - Então, nada. São os especialistas que decidiram assim. - Ela ficou pensativa outra vez. - Manifestamente, o assunto estava a fasciná-la. - E, desculpa lá, esse TGV para Madrid vai ter passageiros? - Se a auto-estrada está deserta... - Não, não vai ter. - Não vai? Então, vai ser uma ruína! - Não, é preciso distinguir: para as empresas que o vão construir e para os bancos que o vão capitalizar, vai ser um negócio fantástico! - A exploração é que vai ser uma ruína - aliás, já admitida pelo Governo - porque, de facto, nem os especialistas conseguem encontrar passageiros que cheguem para o justificar. - E quem paga os prejuízos da exploração: as empresas construtoras? - Naaaão! Quem paga são os contribuintes! -Aqui a regra é essa! - E vocês não despedem o Governo? - Talvez, mas não serve de muito: quem assinou os acordos para o TGV com Espanha foi a oposição, quando era governo... - Que país o vosso! - Mas qual é o argumento dos governos para fazerem um TGV que já sabem que vai perder dinheiro? - Dizem que não podemos ficar fora da Rede Europeia de Alta Velocidade. - O que é isso? Ir em TGV de Lisboa a Helsínquia? - A Helsínquia, não, porque os países escandinavos não têm TGV. - Como? Então, os países mais evoluídos da Europa não têm TGV e vocês têm de ter? - É, dizem que assim entramos mais depressa na modernidade. Fizemos mais uns quilómetros de deserto rodoviário de luxo, até que ela pareceu lembrar-se de qualquer coisa que tinha ficado para trás: - E esse novo aeroporto de que falaste, é o quê? - O novo aeroporto internacional de Lisboa, do lado de lá do rio e a uns 50 quilómetros de Lisboa. - Mas vocês vão fechar este aeroporto que é um luxo, quase no centro da cidade, e fazer um novo? - É isso mesmo. Dizem que este está saturado. - Não me pareceu nada... - Porque não está: cada vez tem menos voos e só este ano a TAP vai cancelar cerca de 20.000. - O que está a crescer são os voos das low-cost, que, aliás, estão a liquidar a TAP. - Mas, então, porque não fazem como se faz em todo o lado, que é deixar as companhias de linha no aeroporto principal e chutar as low-cost para um pequeno aeroporto de periferia? -Não têm nenhum disponível? - Temos vários. - Mas os especialistas dizem que o novo aeroporto vai ser um hub ibérico, fazendo a trasfega de todos os voos da América do Sul para a Europa: um sucesso garantido. - E tu acreditas nisso? - Eu acredito em tudo e não acredito em nada. - Olha ali ao fundo: sabes o que é aquilo? - Um lago enorme! Extraordinário! - Não: é a barragem de Alqueva, a maior da Europa. - Ena! Deve produzir energia para meio país! - Praticamente zero. - A sério? Mas, ao menos, não vos faltará água para beber! - A água não é potável: já vem contaminada de Espanha. - Já não sei se estás a gozar comigo ou não, mas, se não serve para beber, serve para regar - ou nem isso? - Servir, serve, mas vai demorar vinte ou mais anos até instalarem o perímetro de rega, porque, como te disse, aqui acredita-se que a agricultura não tem futuro: antes, porque não havia água; agora, porque há água a mais. - Estás a dizer-me que fizeram a maior barragem da Europa e não serve para nada? - Vai servir para regar campos de golfe e urbanizações turísticas, que é o que nós fazemos mais e melhor. Apesar do sol de frente, impiedoso, ela tirou os óculos escuros e virou-se para me olhar bem de frente: - Desculpa lá a última pergunta: vocês são doidos ou são ricos? - Antes, éramos só doidos e fizemos algumas coisas notáveis por esse mundo fora; depois, disseram-nos que afinal éramos ricos e desatámos a fazer todas as asneiras possíveis cá dentro; em breve, voltaremos a ser pobres e enlouqueceremos de vez. - Ela voltou a colocar os óculos de sol e a recostar-se para trás no assento. - E suspirou: - Bem, uma coisa posso dizer: há poucos países tão agradáveis para viajar como Portugal! - Olha-me só para esta auto-estrada sem ninguém!... So em Portugal !!!....
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She then seemed to feel offended and self conscious. I felt bad. My daughter went in to cool off, but Taylor stayed outside. "What's wrong Taylor? You've been awfully quiet" "Well, you kind of hurt my feelings with your comments about my bikini. I then started thinking about how I must have looked on the beach all day. I really want to look good when I go out in public." Boy did I feel like a douche... "Taylor, I was not saying that you did not look good. I was actually stating at how you probably looked too good. I know we are in Italy and all, but that does not mean that you should be walking around with that sexy ass of your's on display, showing your stuff, and your nipples showing every time you move." She blushed "You really think I have a sexy butt?" I figured that I had used the wrong words, but it was when I thought about it. "I guess it is and you are a beautiful girl. I did not mean to make you feel self conscious like that." She gave me a big hug "Thanks for making me feel better." As I looked down into her puppy dog eyes my eyes darted to her sexy little dime sized nipple that exposed by her suit being too loose. I felt the blood start to flow and I started to harden. I think she could feel it on her belly as her face turned red. I reached up and grabbed her swimsuit top and said "you are showing more than you probably want to" Embarrassed, she pressed her body against me hoping to cover them up. When she did it forced the hand I had into her suits and directly onto her bare breast and her nipple in between my fingers. Plus I came to full mast right up against her belly. We just sat there for a moment with both of us in shock. I pulled my hand off feeling her breast and other breast on the way out. Her body trembled as I did. She reached up and covered her breasts with her hands crossing her arms, but did not move away probably still feeling my hard on against her body. Now her fore arm. I apologized "Oops, sorry about that...I was trying to cover you up." "I know and it is not like I have much to get exited about." Realizing what she said, she blushed even more and her eyes drifted towards the pole awkwardly pressing up against her. "Would you mid fixing my top? I guess its needs to be tied tighter." "Sure, I will do what I can." I reached around to untie the back at the bottom and let it fall. She pressed up against me and uncrossed her arms with her hands slowly brushing my hard on as she did. She kind of got startled when it jumped at her touch. I could tell that she liked it as she "accidentally" brushed it again. A couple of more times and it would shoot at her. I tied the back, liking the feeling of her skin in my hands. Wanting to cover up, I try to adjust myself in my mesh shorts wishing I had underwear to help out and said that I needed to sit down. She looked disappointed, but I think she understood. She came over to me holding her hair up and untying the top of her bikini. Now I was sitting and her crotch was at eye level. I could see that her little camel toe and that she had a small wet spot. Any chance of loosing my hard on just went away and I was mesmerized knowing that I had done that to her. She pulled her top up to tie it tighter and went a bit to high with the bottom of her breast showing and half a nipple on one side. I told her that she had pulled it too tight and she asked me to adjust it properly while she held the strings at the top. I reached up and started at the sides running my fingers across the front and felt her now hard nipples flick across my fingers and a felt her shiver as I did. I intentionally went back out the way I came in touching them once again with the same reaction. I also noticed the wet spot growing a bit or might have just imagined it in the heat of the moment. "I can't tie this and hold my hair our of the way at the same time, I just got a bunch of my hair in the knot and it is all knotted up. I need you to untangle it, because it kind of hurts." She turned around and I almost lost it as her swim suit had wedged up in her ass with both cheeks of her well toned booty showing. I was not about to comment as I was afraid she would ask me to fix that too. In my current state of mind, it would not have stopped there. "You might want to go ask one of them to help, they know more about that stuff than I do." Trying to get out of the situation as best I could. She did not agree and plopped into my lap "You have done great so far, I know that you can do it." As she shifted my ready to explode hard on poked right between her legs and I hear a little moan as it rubbed up against her slit. Oh my god did this feel good. I just hoped that I could control myself. It seemed to take forever for me to work on the knot. She jumped every time I pulled on her hair and then she would settle back down to where my hard on was right where she wanted it. She even decided that she needed to fix her wedgie and brushed my hard on with her hand as I could not move since I was still working on the string at the top. I could swear that she copped a good feel and might have even squeezed it as well. Then announcing that she now had a frontal wedgie. She reach down to fix it and her palm was smack dab on the head of my dick. Precum had been dripping out and I could feel her touch the wet spot on my shorts running a finger against it, in fact she jumped a bit when my cock twitched in reaction. I could feel her wetness as she shifted so that the head was pointed right into her slit. She started rocking a bit with her hips, just enough not to be obvious. By this time I had been just fidgeting with the string and had the knot out for some time. I finally let her know that the not was out. She said part of the problem was the bottom string of the top was not tight enough and she would hold the top string while I fixed that. I untied the string and lost hold of it with the strings falling to the front. As she was holding the top, I had to get them. I reached around front and found them in her lap. As I reached down she raised up a bit so that I could grab them. My hands ended up between her legs at the top of her thighs. One of the strings was right up in her crotch. I took my time getting that one running my finger against her slit as I did. She let out a gasp and then jumped a bit as my finger hit her swollen clit impaling herself against the head of my hard cock gasping again. Her bikini was soaking wet and I wished that it did not need to seem accidental so that I could go further. As I brought the strings around the back I brought my finger tip up to my nose and was so excited by the smell that my dick twitched hard against her and she moaned again. I even licked my finger hoping to get a taste. Now she was grinding a bit more obviously as I ted the back, which she asked me to adjust correctly before we tied the top. I reached around with inhibitions kind of out the window starting at the top of her bikini triangle and rubbing across her erect nipples with each finger on the way to the bottom cupping her small breast at the bottom as I got there stopping with my forefingers directly on her nipples. Her body was almost convulsing as I did this in reverse on the way out. I knew that she was as much on the edge as I was. I reached up putting my hands on her's and told her that I would tie the top. I could feel the heat of her body as I placed my hands on the back of her neck and she kind of melted back into them. I asked if she wanted me to hold her hair while she did and ran my fingers up into her hair. her whole body started to twitch as I guess her hair was really sensitive. She reached up and grabbed her hair letting her top fall in her absent mindedness. She then said that she would need to lean forward so that all of her hair would be out of the way while I tied it. Pushing my knees together she straddled my legs with hers raising her ass up to my face while she did. I could see how wet she was and that she now had a wedgie front to back with me almost able to see her pussy on one side. I wanted so badly to lean forward and just suck all of the juice out I could. When she sat back down her legs were spread and I think i was actually entering her with my shorts on when she sat back down with a louder moan than before. She leaned forward pushing harder onto my hard dick. I put my hands up on her shoulders kind of pushing her down on it and asked her where the strings were. Barely able to speak so it came out as a lustful whisper, "I dropped them, can you get them I am holding my hair?" I said "Oh, so I guess you can say that you have been topless in Italy then." All she could do is nod as I reached down to find the strings. Knowing that she was half naked on my lap must have really hit her hard as she started to shiver in orgasm. I helped a bit by rubbing against her clit as I grabbed the string. I then raised the top up with the strings in my hands rubbing up her belly and up across her breasts and across her nipples. I then reached all the way up putting the strings over her shoulders from the front pushing her harder down against my hard on. I could swear that she came again as I kept my arms against her bare breasts and brought my hands back down across them on the way back down. I hovered my fingers on her nipples as she started humping harder. I told her to lean further forward and my hard on popped up between her butt cheeks as she did. She continued to gyrate her hips subtly up and down as she could feel my hard on like a hot dog between them. I let out a grown as she did, which seemed to take her into oblivion. As I tied her top slowly I could feel that I was getting ready to explode, but could do nothing about it. I tied the top and she let go of her hair leaning back against me, which took me over the edge. I put my hands on her waste and kissed her on the shoulder as ropes of come exploded from my cock convulsing against her as as it did. she let out a loud gasp as I did. She sat there for a moment in silence in orgasm once again and I continued to spams in a never ending orgasm myself. As she lifted up I could see that her as and crotch were wet from our joint juices. I could also see a hint of her bald pussy as my hard on had pushed her bikini into it. With her ass still in my face she reached back to feel how wet it was and pulled it out of her pussy giving me a full view. "Beautiful" slipped out of my mouth louder than it should have. She blushed once again as she turned around smiling at my wet crotch and then turning to walk away.
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02-05-2013, 09:27:10: Rise of Democracy After the defeat of Germany during the first world war, General Ludendorff made the decision to persuade the Kaiser to transform the Second Reich into a virtual parliamentary democracy by handing over power to a civilian government. This was for two main reason: -to agree to terms with the victorious allies -to allow the new government to take blame for Germany’s defeat, because it would have to end the war. Thus masking responsibility for the generals. and preserving their reputations and keeping their positions in the post war world. Lundendorff now created the myth of Germany being ‘stabbed in the back’ Revolution from the Above A change that was enforced by the ruling class itself. Prince Max of Baden was the first in charge of this coalition government -he implemented little reforms, which was not enough -sailors soon began to revolt when they refused to sail out to salvage honor for Germany’s last battle. Thus causing much councils to form from soldiers, sailors and workers alike -to prevent a major revolt from these people, Max announce the abducation of the Kaiser and power was handed over to moderate socialist leader “Friedrich Ebert” -A republic had been formed and the monarchy has fallen and finally on Nov 11 1919 an armistice was signed. The Kapp Putsch Order had been restored by the end of 1919, the need for the Freikorps had lowered. Therefore the defense minister had told two brigades (12,000) men to disband, this lead to a major uproar from a general known as Walther Von Luttwitz. This caused him to plan an overthrow of the Weimar government. -March 12th, 12,000 troops marched to berlin throwing out the government, although it did not gain widerspread support -After four days the Kapp government fled and Ebert’s men returned to government. -Kapp died before he could be prosecuted, others involved were leniently prosecuted as sources suggest. 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Step by step guide to what happened (Page. 53) Failure because: -Nothing was properly planned -Mood swings came surfaced -locked himself in the beer hall -Nazi leaders who pulled Hitler out into the march, eyewitnesses account him having lost faith Was it a complete failure? -It provided a new platform form which he cold make his name known far beyond the confines of Bavaria and Germany, How did the Weimar Republic survive the crises of 1919-23 -Thanks to the fact that the extremist wings received less support and were divided -Ebert use the Article 48 to take firm action against threats to the regime -Stresemann tackled hyper inflation successfully. Why did democracy fail? After the great depression hit the USA in 1929, it followed into Europe especially in Germany. -American loans that were invested into Germany and investment were withdrawn. -By 1931 farmers had gone bankrupt inside Germany. -reaction to the economic crisis was shit, hard for the coalition to act agree to take action. -believed that spending was way out, without raising any taxes -Minor rapairitions were made by Bruning but they were “too little, too late” +Protectionism proved to be a problem as people selling exports suffered and increasing food prices were a general problem for the public. Reaction to the Slump - One third of German population by 1932 was unemployed. - People forced out of their homes and lived in shanty towns. -eventually he Weimar government lost more and more support over the time. Rise of the Nazis -After his jail time, Hitler gained much publicity from that incident. -Reformed the party after in feb 1925 under the Fuhrerprinzip, giving power and supreme policy to Hitler. -Adopted the right arm salute -Used the brown shirts for the SA -Party congress of Bamber 1926, defeated socialist-inclined rivals and became the Furhrer of the party. -Provided charismatic leadership with messianic mission -Powerful speaker, with a hypnotic gaze -Able to give people hope and identify their emotions -Along with Josef Goebbels, realized the importance of propaganda. Organization of the Party -Nazi welfare organizations made it a popular party amongst populations that were struggling during the crisis. -Posters were simple and conveyed their messages clearly and how they portrayed their enemies. -Door to door campaigning happened. -Latest technology was used, radio, films and plane -Developed a strong message that promised to restore -feeble democratic system was going to be replaced with a strong leadership -Newspaper, they reached beyond their own onto a range of mass circulation papers. Role of the SA and role of the violence -Headed by Ernst Rohm, was a friend of Hitler’s. -Despite their role of disrupting rival rally’s and disorder they caused, their marching and discipline gave them impression that the Nazi government would restore Germany to law and order. What aspect of the Treaty did the germans resent? -Versailles was dicatated peace, which had to be accepted or war would resume -Germany lost 13% of European territory and its colonies, ended up living in new Polish state or Danzig -6,600 million repraration, crippled the german economy. -Germany restricted army size. Threat from the left +received strong hatred from the communists The Sparta cist rising 1919 +Staged rising in Berlin, bloodily put down by the Freikorps. Communist Rising in the Ruhr, March 1920 +KPD and SPD staged uprising in saxon and Thuringia, put down by the army Threats from the right +German nationalists never accepted the new republic as it decided to accept the terms of the Treaty The white terror 1920-22 saw a spate of about 400 murder committed by the right as well as some by the left. Freikorps mainly responsible, How did the Wall street crash undermine the Weimar republic and transform fortunes of the Nazis -Impact on the German economy -Impact on German Politics -1930 elections Germany won 107 seats and communists won 89. Dinsintegration of the Democratic government -President Von Hindeberg dismissed Chancellor muller’s government and appointed Henrich Von Bruning. -Bruning remaind inpower between 1930 and 1932, because of the emergency powers -By 1932, Hidenberg was tired of supporting the weak Bruning, and replaced him with the conservative Frank Von papen. -Received even less support, therefore hindenberg called for General election in July, resulting in mass victory for the Nazis winning 203 seats. Summer 1932 refusal to allow Hitler to become chancellor -Nazis were the biggest single part in the Reichstag -Hindenberg tried to convince hiter to join up a coalition, which he refused, but would accept only if he was chancellor. -Elections called again in November 1932, Nazis seats dropped to 196. -Impatietn hindenberg replaced von Papen with von Schleicher. End of Nazis?: Autumn 1932 -Nazi morale was low because of the loss of seats. -Party funds were on a low -SA growing impatient of Hitler’s legal way of obtaining power. -Von Schlicher tried to split the Nazis up with the Left wingers but failed -Von Shroder businessman increased Nazi funds. -Von Papen and Hindenberg plotting against Von Schleicher. Why was Hitler appointed chancellor on January 30th 1933? -Hindenburg decided that the only way to achieve a majority coalition was by offering Hitler chancellorship -Since their position was now weaker than it had been before November 1932. -Offered 3 of 11 seats in the cabinet -Von papen would be vice chancellor and several conservative nationalist party members would be ministers. -Belived they could control Hitler.’ Chancellor to Dictator Jan 1933: Hitler appointed chancellor Feb 1933: The Reichstag Fire, parliament building burnt down, blamed on communists. Hindenberg declared a state of emergency and Commies + trade union members banned. March 1933: Reichstag elections, Nazis 44%, Nationalists won 8% April 1933: Hitler replaces 18 state governors with Nazis. June : All parties banned except for the Nazis July : Law passed making the Nazis party the only legal party. 1934 June: Night of the Long Knives: Ernst Rohm and SA leaders arrested and killed. Claim new putsch, no evidence. Hitler found the SA to be a liablilty as they deemed a second revolution. SA absorbed into SS. August: Hidenberg Dies. Hitler claims Fuhrer combining the positions of president and chancellor and the Army swore an oath of personal loyalty to Hitler Characteristics of a totalitarian state 1. Single party dictatorship 2. cult of leader 3. ‘elaborate ideology consisting of an official body of doctrine covering all vital aspects of man’s existence to which everyone living in society is supposed to adhere 4. Secret police for a system of terror 5. monopoly of control by party and the government of media and culture 6. control of citizens lives through propaganda, edu, mass organizations 7. centralized control and direction of the economy 3 things that established the single party dictatorship +’Control at the centre’- Hermann Goering controlled the Prussian police and purged man policemen. Reichstage fire incident leading to the destruction of the communist party. +Control beyond the centre’- Destruction of opposition groups trade unions banned in may, replaced by German Labour Front. KPD an SPD banned making Germany a single party state. + Jan – Aug 1934 state parliaments aboloshied and state gov made subordinate to the reich government in berlin. Nazi ideology Historian Martin Brozat argue that the view of Nazism was a branch of facism sharing militarism, hatred of communism and stressing centralism within the state. Nazi Ideology with Rule: -Asocial colony = Hashude was set up for alcoholics, sent to concentration camp for reducation, 10k tramps to camps and gypsies -policy towards the disabled 1933 sterialisation Law made it compulsory for a wide range of hereditary illnesses, 320K sterilized -Anti-Semitic Policies- Boycotting of jewish businesses Hitler in power, Jew civil sevants were sacked 1935 Nurember Laws deprived jews of German Citizenship 1938 Kristallnacht, attack on jewish properites and synagogues occurred 1942 Final solution concluded. Features of a terror state +The decree for protection of people made it eagal for people to be under detention without a proper trial. +Hermann Goering set the Gestapo up in Prussia in 1933, Himmler took control after 1933. From 1936 onwards he was in control of the police. The Gestapo were heavily dependent on the civilians snitching people out. +The SS was created in 1925 (under Himmler in 1925), and became immensely powerful after the night of the long knives. It had 200,000 members by 1935 +The SD was set up in up in 1931 by Himmler, they were suppose to gather intelligence and monitor public opinion. +Post-1933 judges could e removed for their political beliefs, special courts were set up for political crimes, including a People’s Coir for treason offences, Judges were told to intercept the law according to the ‘will of the Furhrer’ Control of Media and Culture In March 1033, ministry of Popular Enlightentment and Propaganda was set up by Josef Gobbels. Gobbels saw the radio being the most important too. Reich radio bought all broadcasting under Nazi Control. Cheap radio known as the Volksepfanger was mass produced 1932 less than 25% household had a radio, 1939 more than 70% Eher Verlag (Nazi Publishing house) controlled 66% of the press by 1939. Films had censored and half of germany’s well known film stars emigrated. Nazi rituals were created, Nuremberg rally, Celebrations of Putsch & Hitler’s b-day. Control of Citizen life Leisure and work were controlled through party organisations German Labour Front was run by Robert Ley Stregnth Thorugh Joy organized recreational oppurtinities for wokers Beauty of Labour’s task was set to improve work places. Non-Nazi organisations were usually closed down, even the Chess Club Women and Youth were controlled heavily Nazi Policies for Women slogan “Kinder, Kirche und Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) -Married women were often excluded from civil service and other professions -Restrictions were placed on the number of women at university -From 1933, women who married Aryan men received an intrest free marriage, the amount repaid fel by 25% for each baby. -Birth-rate was a main concer, Medals award for profilic mothers -Bronze for 4/5 children -Silver for 6/7 children -Gold for 8 or more -Women were encouraged with healthy lifestyles and divorce was made easier for childless marriages. -Birth rate did rise form 990,00 in 1932 to 1.28 million in 1937, however this was most because of the improved economic conditions -1936 women were recruited into working as there were labour shortages, 1939 more women employed than 1933 and 1943 women were conscripted to war work. Nazi youth -The Hitler Youth (Hitler jugend) was setp up in 1925 -1933 only 55,000 members whereas the total in GER was 5/6 mil -1933 all youth groups except for the catholic church were absorbed into the HY. -1939 membership became compulsory -Boys trained for war, women for motherhood. -the HY became less popular in 1930s as the activities and discipline became more militarized and membership became compulsory -Illegal and Alternative youth groups after 1936 attracted many: Edelweiss Pirates – were working class who refused to join the HY +they organized their own activities and often beat up HY member +not in political activities but many joined the resistance groups in the war +Nazis found it hard to attack them as there was no real leadership, however in 1944 the Nazis did hang the leaders of the Cologne Pirates. Swing Movement – Upper/middle class who rejected the HY. +Met in the nightclubs or parents home etc. instead of parks. +Danced to American, black music and wore English style clothing +These groups reveal the limit to Nazi Controls. Education -Emphasis on developing loyalty to the party no real on the developing of individual skills. -1933 law for the Restoration of professional Civil Service led to the purge of teachers. -1937 The Nazis Teacher’s league represented nearly 97% of all teachers. -Lessons particularly History and Bio were politicized -Great emphasis on physical education -Eugenics was introduced. (Aryan Race studies etc.) -teachers became disillusioned because of party interference as a result fo being undermined by the HY. Relation between Church and state Catholic Church- Lacked confidence to destroy them, did undermine them. -Hitler signed the ‘Concordate’ with the Pope in 1933 which made Catholic bishops take an oath of Loyalty towards the Nazi state -1936 Nazis broke the agreement and closed down Catholic organizations and began to close down monasteries -Pope then denounced the Nazi regime in 1936 in da ‘With Burning Concern’ -1941 catholic press closed down -Church did survive -Cardinal Galen 1941 denounced the murder of the handicapped, received much attention. The Protestant Church -Infiltrated within -1933 was a Nationalist movement within the Protestant Church -Won 75% of the church elections, their leader Ludwig muller was made Reich Bishop -However 1934 dissenting clergy set up the ‘Confessional Church’ in opposition to the Nazification of the Church -Pastor Niemoller was the leader and wis imprisoned in 1938 Hitler’s Economic Policy -In 1933 Hitler knew if he wanted populatirty he needed to tackle German’s economical problems -He was determined to rearm Germany and prepare for war. -Industrialist Hjamar Schacht was appointed as Reichsbank president and Reich economics minister from 1934-1937 -Socialist elements were ignored in the twenty five points and rejected the SA calls for nationalization of businesses in a ‘second revolution -Indusrialists Krupp and I.G Farben became close to the regime. -Hitler had no real economic plan in Jan 1933 so he adopted 3 approaches: 1.Autarky 2.Defict financing – spending money on job creation and large scale borrowing 3.Wehrwirtschaft – an economy geared towards the demands of war. -Hiler used the New Plan (Sep 1934) involved foreign exchance with bilateral trade agreements particularly with Balkan countries. -Peasent farmers were protected by tariffs on imported food, and helped by cheap loans and tax exemptions Unemployment Figures 1932 = 5.6 million 1934 = 2.3 million 1936 = 0.9 million 1937 = 0.2 million How was unemployment tackled? +Unemployment was falling in 1932 when the Nazi came into power, but hilter certainly accelerated the process +Spending money on public work schemes to build new houses, plant forests and reclaim land +Encouraging the expansion of car industry, removal of luxury tax on cars, tax cut on petrol, and AUTOBAHN work schemes +Offering cash invenctives to persuade women to give up jobs +Post-1935, massive rearmament program created thousands of jobs +Reintroduction of conscription in 1935, helped younger men out of the job market between the ages of 18-20 What was the result? Increased industrial Output – produced more than Weimar years. GNP – 28’ = 72bil reichmarks - 33’ = 44 bil - 38’ = 80 bil Wage Levels – went back to nearly 89% of their 1928 weimar wage levels. The Four year Plan -Huge balance of payments problem in Germany for Hitler’s rearmament. -Germany had poor coal and iron ore -Devised the four year plan to produce more of its own resources for synthetic subsititues of oil and rubber. -Hjalmar Schacht was strongly opposed to this and resigned in 1937 -Critical Failure, targets were not met. -Aritificial rubber was made and synthetic fuel doubled. -But Germany was still dependent on imports. Rearmament Numbers spent on rearmament: 1932: 0.8 mil 1933: 1.9 mil 1935: 6.0 mil 1938: 17.2 mill -1933 had an army of 100,00 men no tanks no warplanes and a navy of limited tonnage -By 1939 Germany had 1200 bombers, 98 divisions in the army, 2 BATTLESHIPS AND 2 ARMOURED CRUSIES, 17 DESTROYERS AND 47 U-BOATS. -1936-39 massive increase in arms spending, 66% German investment was devoted to war production Opposition to the Nazis • Major unrest during the Nazi reign because of lack of increase of wages and long work hours • SPD and KPD were mainly what working class followed • Many of these exiles operated from other countrys • KPD was more active, operating in 89 Berlin factories in 1939 • However their leaders were heavily affected by the Reichstag Fire. Churches Clashed in 3 occasions • Pastor Niemoller’s opposition to the centralization of the Protestant church into a single Reich church • Catholic protests against the order to replace cruxifixes by portratis of Hitler in Religios schools. • Cardinal Von Galen’s protest against the euthanasia programme. Opposition within the Army • Before war Ludwig Beck Chief of Staff, wanted to bring hitler down during the Sudeten Crisis, was ineffective • No opposition til the end of WW2 • Stauffenber Bomb Plot of july 1944 Opposition after 1939 • White rose (Sophie and Hans Scholl) anti nazi leaflets • Kreisau Circle aimed to draw plans after Hitler’s downfall rather than bring it, happened in Count Von Moltke’s house • Group linked up with the bomb plot, 5000 people executed after the bomb plot. 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02-27-2013, 00:43:14: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. `'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more.' Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore - For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore - Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating `'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door - Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; - This it is, and nothing more,' Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, `Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; - Darkness there, and nothing more. Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!' This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!' Merely this and nothing more. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before. `Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice; Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore - Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; - 'Tis the wind and nothing more!' Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore. Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door - Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door - Perched, and sat, and nothing more. Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, `Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven. Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore - Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!' Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.' Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door - Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such name as `Nevermore.' But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only, That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered - Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before - On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.' Then the bird said, `Nevermore.' Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, `Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store, Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore - Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore Of "Never-nevermore."' But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore - What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking `Nevermore.' This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er, But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er, She shall press, ah, nevermore! Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor. `Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore! Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!' Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.' `Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! - Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted - On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore - Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!' Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.' `Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore - Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore - Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?' Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.' `Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting - `Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!' Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.' And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted - nevermore!
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02-27-2013, 18:28:57: Historians have long debated how and why the British were able to amass such a formidable and expansive empire in the years since 1497. And why were the British able to supplant the Portugese, Dutch and Spanish Empires in the Seventeenth and eighteenth Centuries and effectively see off French, Russian and German challenges over the nineteenth and early twentieth Centuries? These debates still rage and there is no definitive answer. For students, I have put a wider range of factors on the Student Zone brainstorm boards but some of the more commonly stated reasons are explained below.
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03-04-2013, 13:10:44: My first thing to banish to room 101 will be parents who give their children absurd names. For starters, when they take a common name and just spell it differently to try and be original, like ‘Catherine’ turns into ‘Kathryn’ and even worse is when they change a ‘y’ at the end to multiple ‘I’s or ‘E’s like Nicky goes to Nikii. This really gets on my nerves and I feel sorry for the child who has to correct people every time someone first tries to pronounce their name. Secondly, this is thankfully less common, is when parents try to make up names. Not only are these names awful, you wonder what was going through the parents mind when they decided to combine letters and syllables that have no place being near one another. These are not so much names as they are hideous mutations. These young children don't deserve ridicule simply for having a name they didn't choose for themselves. The next thing I’d like to put in room 101 is the typical poses on Face book pictures. This includes the peace sign, the stare-into-the-corner-pose and my pet peeve, the duck face. Girls are especially bad. These typical poses really get on my nerves, simply because they are so common. These cliché poses fill up people’s news feeds full of people looking like absolute goons. Do they really think it looks good? I just can’t understand why pouting so much can make you look better. What happened to the classic ‘say cheese’ and a natural smile? My final thing to leave in room 101 will be etiquette when greeting strangers. We all know the awkward moment when you try to work out in your head whether you will shake their hand, a hug or give them a kiss on the cheek and how many kisses?? It is different for ages, gender and status relative to you. After you finally decide, more often than not, the other person will choose something else, this will most likely mean an awkward touch somewhere on their body causing an uncomfortable first impression.
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03-06-2013, 23:17:20: When the cocoa pods are gathered, they are cut open so the workers can get the beans. After they have been gathered, the beans need to be left to ferment, either in sweatboxes or on the jungle/forest floor. Fermentation needs to be started quickly otherwise the beans will start to germinate, which will make the chocolate taste bitter. Once left to ferment, the yeast starts rapidly multiplying, due to the perfect conditions in the pulp. The pulp is moist, the pulp is rich in sugars which provide nutrients for the yeast, there is little oxygen, which is good because the yeast cannot grow if there is too much oxygen, the pulp has a low, acidic pH, and the temperature is not too hot but not too cold. Wild yeast feeds on sugar in the pulp using extra cellular digestion to provide nutrients for their anaerobic respiration. The sugar produces Carbon Dioxide and Alcohol. The carbon dioxide is the yeast respirating and the alcohol is the yeast excreting. Energy is released. This energy is used for growth and reproduction. During reproduction, the yeasts grow buds to form new yeasts. The alcohol is excreted. This process is called anaerobic fermentation. No oxygen is required during this stage of the process because the fermentation involves an anaerobic respiration process. Then due to the gradual build up of alcohol and the fermentation becoming more aerated, the yeast eventually dies. The acetobacter bacteria feed on the alcohol to provide nutrients. The acetobacter bacteria feed on the alcohol to provide nutrients for respiration. During respiration, the alcohol is converted to acetic acid and energy is released. The energy is used for growth and reproduction. Oxygen is required during this stage of the process; therefore it’s an aerobic respiration process.
03-06-2013, 23:18:19: When the cocoa pods are gathered, they are cut open so the workers can get the beans. After they have been gathered, the beans need to be left to ferment, either in sweatboxes or on the jungle/forest floor. Fermentation needs to be started quickly otherwise the beans will start to germinate, which will make the chocolate taste bitter. Once left to ferment, the yeast starts rapidly multiplying, due to the perfect conditions in the pulp. The pulp is moist, the pulp is rich in sugars which provide nutrients for the yeast, there is little oxygen, which is good because the yeast cannot grow if there is too much oxygen, the pulp has a low, acidic pH, and the temperature is not too hot but not too cold. Wild yeast feeds on sugar in the pulp using extra cellular digestion to provide nutrients for their anaerobic respiration. The sugar produces Carbon Dioxide and Alcohol. The carbon dioxide is the yeast respirating and the alcohol is the yeast excreting. Energy is released. This energy is used for growth and reproduction. During reproduction, the yeasts grow buds to form new yeasts. The alcohol is excreted. This process is called anaerobic fermentation. No oxygen is required during this stage of the process because the fermentation involves an anaerobic respiration process. Then due to the gradual build up of alcohol and the fermentation becoming more aerated, the yeast eventually dies. The acetobacter bacteria feed on the alcohol to provide nutrients. The acetobacter bacteria feed on the alcohol to provide nutrients for respiration. During respiration, the alcohol is converted to acetic acid and energy is released. The energy is used for growth and reproduction. Oxygen is required during this stage of the process; therefore it’s an aerobic respiration process.
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03-11-2013, 09:50:34: Now and then I think of when we were together Like when you said you felt so happy you could die Told myself that you were right for me But felt so lonely in your company But that was love and it's an ache I still remember You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness Like resignation to the end, always the end So when we found that we could not make sense Well you said that we would still be friends But I'll admit that I was glad it was over But you didn't have to cut me off Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough No you didn't have to stoop so low Have your friends collect your records and then change your number I guess that I don't need that though Now you're just somebody that I used to know Now you're just somebody that I used to know Now you're just somebody that I used to know [Kimbra:] Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over But had me believing it was always something that I'd done But I don't wanna live that way Reading into every word you say You said that you could let it go And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know [Gotye:] But you didn't have to cut me off Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough No you didn't have to stoop so low Have your friends collect your records and then change your number I guess that I don't need that though Now you're just somebody that I used to know [x2] Somebody (I used to know) Somebody (Now you're just somebody that I used to know) (I used to know) (That I used to know) (I used to know) Somebody
03-11-2013, 09:51:08: Now and then I think of when we were together Like when you said you felt so happy you could die Told myself that you were right for me But felt so lonely in your company But that was love and it's an ache I still remember You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness Like resignation to the end, always the end So when we found that we could not make sense Well you said that we would still be friends But I'll admit that I was glad it was over But you didn't have to cut me off Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough No you didn't have to stoop so low Have your friends collect your records and then change your number I guess that I don't need that though Now you're just somebody that I used to know Now you're just somebody that I used to know Now you're just somebody that I used to know [Kimbra:] Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over But had me believing it was always something that I'd done But I don't wanna live that way Reading into every word you say You said that you could let it go And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know [Gotye:] But you didn't have to cut me off Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough No you didn't have to stoop so low Have your friends collect your records and then change your number I guess that I don't need that though Now you're just somebody that I used to know [x2] Somebody (I used to know) Somebody (Now you're just somebody that I used to know) (I used to know) (That I used to know) (I used to know) Somebody
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03-11-2013, 11:02:15: Alle weggebruikers samen noemen we verkeer. Weggebruikers zijn onder te verdelen in voetgangers en bestuurders. Voetgangers zijn alle weggebruikers die te voet aan het verkeer deelnemen. Ook wanneer hierbij een klein voertuig zoals bijvoorbeeld een kinderwagen of boodschappenwagen wordt meegevoerd behoren zij tot de voetgangers. Daarnaast gelden de regels voor voetgangers voor: Personen die een fiets, snorfiets, bromfiets of motor aan de hand meevoeren. Skaters of rolschaatsers. Skaters mogen behalve op het voetpad of trottoir ook gebruik maken van een fietspad. Wanneer er geen voetpad of fietspad is mogen skaters op de rijbaan. Personen die gebruik maken van een gehandicaptenvoertuig wanneer zij hiermee gebruik maken van een voetpad of trottoir. Zij mogen op een voetpad of trottoir niet sneller rijden dan 6 km/uur. Dit geldt ook voor bestuurders van een segway.
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What if it comes to our village and has to force my family to live in a way that we will not like what if take my son. Clase: I agree but it doesn’t trouble me as much. Platoon: oh is that so why? Clase: because I will not have to worry to much because I am not afraid of anything really. [Enters Gremial, Cran, and Lucks] Gremial: Aye, you Clase: Me sir? Gremial: yeah you you’re Clase right? Clase: yes I am good sir and who are you? what fore the occasion? Gremial: Don’t worry bought who I am I here your motheris quite the looker eh Clase: What its to you kind sir? You think you have the looks to be with mymoteher, you look nothing more then an orc from yonder valley. Gremial: what was that? Clase: I said, you look nothing more then an orc Lucks: smash his skull Gremial Cran: show that little punk not to screw with you Gremial: I would rather not waste my energy on this weakling Clase: wait you crab apple brained scum I am not done with you yet. Platoon: Clase Your crazy you can’t beat him he’s a brute, if you lose your arms your father would exile me. Clase: don’t worry so much I am just having a little fun. ok Stanger conjure your weapon if thou art not dog hearted Gremial: I will [Gremial conjures a mace] Clase: Good I was beginning to think you were scared, I not planning on killing you but to teach you a lesson on English but it won’t matter after I smash all of your teeth in. [Clase conjures metal gloves] Gremial: its terrible that we are not thinking on the same page [they fight and Clase is winning and Gremial flees by teleporting] [Cran, Lucks and Gremial exit] Clase: I told you I could handle them Platoon: Clase never Ever Ever as long as I live to be your watcher ever do that again. [they laugh and exit] Act 1 scene 2 [Clase & Platoon enter his fathers casel] Father Foresid: Clase do my ears ring the thought of you starting a brawl in town square this afternoon. Clase: your ears rung right but father… Father Foresid: I do not want to hear any buts people know you are my son and if you can’t behave I shall not let you out of the Cassel. Starting street brawls is a bad example of leadership and being questioned of my leadership at a time like this will stir up a crowed and I will be impeached. Clase: but father… Father Foresid: enough rambling! I do not care for an explanation! Report to your chambers at once! You are a saucy that disregards the law and even your own father! Supper will be brought to you in your chambers I do not want to hear a single sound from you! As for you Platoon you can return home invite your family to supper and bring supper to Clase’s room when it is time. But do not allow him to do this again! Platoon: Yes sire it shall be done [Platoon returns home to fetch his wife and kids] Platoon: Dorsey I am home [enters doresy] Dorsey: Oh Platoon they rob us they raided our house we have nothing left Nothing! Platoon: what is this commotion where are Jeffery, Sloan and Mercury. Dorsey: they are safe luckily enough we were not in the house when this tragedy has occurred. [enters Jeffery, Sloan and Mercury] Mercury: Daddy your safe Jeffery: yes father we thought that we lost you Platoon: don’t worry darlings, we are safe now we are safe the king had invited us over to supper. Hopefully he will care for us in our time of need. [Platoon and his kinsmen return to the cassel] Father Foresid: Ah! The dearst darling mercury how do you do? You’ve grown since I last saw you. How old are you fair madden. Mercury: I am 3 turning on 4 in December Father Foresid: then it is not to early to give you a gift? [Father Foresid gives mercury a doll] Father Forsid: and you Jeffery you are bigger then I had imagine how do you do. Jeffery: not very good sire but my mood will be explained during supper. Father Forsid: oh and I almost forgot [Father Forsid writes down something on a piece of paper and hands it to Sloan] [Sloan does sign langue to Platoon ] Platoon: she says she s doing alright [ they enter the dinning area ] [enters Mother Foresid] Mother Foresid: ah or guest have arrived the servants will be out here shortly but for now help your selves to the bread and wine on the table. [ they eat the bread and drink the wine and the servants come and serve the food] Mother Foresid: Dorsey you look like you are in a bad humor what troubles you Dorsey: we have been robed of everything we own and we are troubled by the fact that we cannot do anything about this incident. Mother Foresid: oh Dorsey I feel for your pain do you think this criminal or criminals have anything to do the war. Dorsey: I have no idea. We did catch a glimpse of the criminals he had a scare like tattoo across his face and he had two scrawny goons with him they were useing red magic to take the possessions with them. Father Forsid: red magic, eh. That is the weakest kind, how do peasants learn red magic. Dorsey: I have no idea, I think they came from Airea that is the only place red magic is taught. Mother Foresid: well you can’t stay in the shambles that was your house we have two extra chambers, Mercury and Sloan can stay in the smaller one as you and Platoon can stay in the bigger one. and Jeffrey could stay in Clase’s chambers. Jeffery: mother I refuse that boy is mad (whispers Jeffery) Dorsey: is he now, and I suppose you would like to spend the night in the shambles of our house correct? Jeffery: But mother… Platoon: son you must listen to your mother These kind people are offering us a place to stay for the night and the decision is final you are staying with Clase until the house is back to its former self. Dorsey: thank you, you are so kind Mother Foresid: anything for a friend [they all exit ] Act 1 Scene 3 [ Enters Clase and Jeffery in bed ] Clase: Jeffery are you asleep yet Jeffery: well I was, what is the reason you woke me from my slumber Clase: Just wanted to talk Jeffery: please don’t talk to me, I am already upset as it is I don’t need to be annoyed. Clase: I am not annoying! Jeffery: please go to bed Clase: no I want you to tell what annoys you about me Jeffery: please just shut up Clase: no tell me speak your mind Jeffery: If you really want to know, I find it annoying that you are a spoiled brat causing my father to get in trouble you probably don’t know this but my mother doesn’t work therefore my father has to come home with the money he barley makes enough to set food on the table. Sometimes he doesn’t eat because there isn’t enough. And this war is causing crime rate to go up because your father sent the whole pool of guards to war and that is exactly why we lost our home. Now you are safe and the rest of the providence is robbed of their belongings as you sit there all safe and eating your food to your hearts CONTENT! IT’S A PERFECT WORLD FOR YOU BUT NOT FOR ANYONE ELSE! AND AS SOON AS YOU REALIZE THAT THEN COME AND TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!! Goodnight Clase. [they sleep ] [ enters Clase, Jeffrey and Mother Foresid in the kitchen ] Mother Foresid: Its seems we have run out of grain Clase, Jeffery could you two please run to the market and fetch me some Clase: of course mother [ Clase and Jeffery exit ] [they take a walk through the woods] Clase: I think I understand what you are going through… Jeffery: do you now? do thou see the struggle? have you lived this life= before? thou did not. [ Clase stops suddenly ] Jeffery: What? What is it Clase what happened? Clase: look [the two boys peer at a dead ganderwolf ] Jeffery: aye a dead ganderwolf oh the sight makes me sick, who would want to harm such a creature. [They explore the remains] Clase: what is this babies oh dear lord they cannot survive on their own Jeffery: careful Clase these creatures are dangerous. [ Clase picks up a small white one and a ginger one and Jeffery picks up a brown one] Clase: Ah! These poor little ones with out a mother or father we most keep them. We will give one to your mute sister. And one for Mercury and one for us. Jeffery: what do you mean us? Clase: you and I can raise one. Jeffery no thank although I do appreciate the offer Clase: I just thought that if you think I have everything I would share the most extraordinary thing I have with you. Jeffery: I see so it shall be ours, I am only doing tis because I do not what you have everything to yourself. [ they pick up the grain and return to the Cassel ] Mother Foresid: good haven where did you get those things? Clase: Mother don’t be alarmed these wolves are without a mother and will be of use I swear. Mother Foresid: do not swear son but if you think you can handle ganderwolves be my guest but I will have nothing to do with them you must train to be domestic. Clase: I have already got a perfect name for Jeffery and I’s. Jeffery: we do? Clase: yes Adyta Mother Foresid: and what with the others? Clase: they shall be given to Sloan and Mercury as pets and protectors Mother Foresid: are you sure you can take care of these beasts Clase: I am sure of it mother. [ they exit ] act 1 scene 4
04-29-2013, 15:55:33: Providence life for me has always been a struggle. Now I did grow up in a generally wealthy family, had good friends, good cousins, family that supported me. Yes my life sounds picture perfect everything perfect but then You realize… what is perfect? Perfect having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be… that’s the definition but there is no such thing as perfect as you can see but a perfect world is only were perfect can be. Providence Act1 scene 1 Platoon: When do you think they will end the war? Clase: I am not so sure, but I am sure that it will be soon they cannot keep this war in the Providences any longer it needs to depart my father does not think fond of its presence and he will be a royal fool if this war is still around. Platoon: Your father a royal fool? Ha! I do believe they will stop it as well but I am scared for my wife and kinsmen. What if it comes to our village and has to force my family to live in a way that we will not like what if take my son. Clase: I agree but it doesn’t trouble me as much. Platoon: oh is that so why? Clase: because I will not have to worry to much because I am not afraid of anything really. [Enters Gremial, Cran, and Lucks] Gremial: Aye, you Clase: Me sir? Gremial: yeah you you’re Clase right? Clase: yes I am good sir and who are you? what fore the occasion? Gremial: Don’t worry bought who I am I here your motheris quite the looker eh Clase: What its to you kind sir? You think you have the looks to be with mymoteher, you look nothing more then an orc from yonder valley. Gremial: what was that? Clase: I said, you look nothing more then an orc Lucks: smash his skull Gremial Cran: show that little punk not to screw with you Gremial: I would rather not waste my energy on this weakling Clase: wait you crab apple brained scum I am not done with you yet. Platoon: Clase Your crazy you can’t beat him he’s a brute, if you lose your arms your father would exile me. Clase: don’t worry so much I am just having a little fun. ok Stanger conjure your weapon if thou art not dog hearted Gremial: I will [Gremial conjures a mace] Clase: Good I was beginning to think you were scared, I not planning on killing you but to teach you a lesson on English but it won’t matter after I smash all of your teeth in. [Clase conjures metal gloves] Gremial: its terrible that we are not thinking on the same page [they fight and Clase is winning and Gremial flees by teleporting] [Cran, Lucks and Gremial exit] Clase: I told you I could handle them Platoon: Clase never Ever Ever as long as I live to be your watcher ever do that again. [they laugh and exit] Act 1 scene 2 [Clase & Platoon enter his fathers casel] Father Foresid: Clase do my ears ring the thought of you starting a brawl in town square this afternoon. Clase: your ears rung right but father… Father Foresid: I do not want to hear any buts people know you are my son and if you can’t behave I shall not let you out of the Cassel. Starting street brawls is a bad example of leadership and being questioned of my leadership at a time like this will stir up a crowed and I will be impeached. Clase: but father… Father Foresid: enough rambling! I do not care for an explanation! Report to your chambers at once! You are a saucy that disregards the law and even your own father! Supper will be brought to you in your chambers I do not want to hear a single sound from you! As for you Platoon you can return home invite your family to supper and bring supper to Clase’s room when it is time. But do not allow him to do this again! Platoon: Yes sire it shall be done [Platoon returns home to fetch his wife and kids] Platoon: Dorsey I am home [enters doresy] Dorsey: Oh Platoon they rob us they raided our house we have nothing left Nothing! Platoon: what is this commotion where are Jeffery, Sloan and Mercury. Dorsey: they are safe luckily enough we were not in the house when this tragedy has occurred. [enters Jeffery, Sloan and Mercury] Mercury: Daddy your safe Jeffery: yes father we thought that we lost you Platoon: don’t worry darlings, we are safe now we are safe the king had invited us over to supper. Hopefully he will care for us in our time of need. [Platoon and his kinsmen return to the cassel] Father Foresid: Ah! The dearst darling mercury how do you do? You’ve grown since I last saw you. How old are you fair madden. Mercury: I am 3 turning on 4 in December Father Foresid: then it is not to early to give you a gift? [Father Foresid gives mercury a doll] Father Forsid: and you Jeffery you are bigger then I had imagine how do you do. Jeffery: not very good sire but my mood will be explained during supper. Father Forsid: oh and I almost forgot [Father Forsid writes down something on a piece of paper and hands it to Sloan] [Sloan does sign langue to Platoon ] Platoon: she says she s doing alright [ they enter the dinning area ] [enters Mother Foresid] Mother Foresid: ah or guest have arrived the servants will be out here shortly but for now help your selves to the bread and wine on the table. [ they eat the bread and drink the wine and the servants come and serve the food] Mother Foresid: Dorsey you look like you are in a bad humor what troubles you Dorsey: we have been robed of everything we own and we are troubled by the fact that we cannot do anything about this incident. Mother Foresid: oh Dorsey I feel for your pain do you think this criminal or criminals have anything to do the war. Dorsey: I have no idea. We did catch a glimpse of the criminals he had a scare like tattoo across his face and he had two scrawny goons with him they were useing red magic to take the possessions with them. Father Forsid: red magic, eh. That is the weakest kind, how do peasants learn red magic. Dorsey: I have no idea, I think they came from Airea that is the only place red magic is taught. Mother Foresid: well you can’t stay in the shambles that was your house we have two extra chambers, Mercury and Sloan can stay in the smaller one as you and Platoon can stay in the bigger one. and Jeffrey could stay in Clase’s chambers. Jeffery: mother I refuse that boy is mad (whispers Jeffery) Dorsey: is he now, and I suppose you would like to spend the night in the shambles of our house correct? Jeffery: But mother… Platoon: son you must listen to your mother These kind people are offering us a place to stay for the night and the decision is final you are staying with Clase until the house is back to its former self. Dorsey: thank you, you are so kind Mother Foresid: anything for a friend [they all exit ] Act 1 Scene 3 [ Enters Clase and Jeffery in bed ] Clase: Jeffery are you asleep yet Jeffery: well I was, what is the reason you woke me from my slumber Clase: Just wanted to talk Jeffery: please don’t talk to me, I am already upset as it is I don’t need to be annoyed. Clase: I am not annoying! Jeffery: please go to bed Clase: no I want you to tell what annoys you about me Jeffery: please just shut up Clase: no tell me speak your mind Jeffery: If you really want to know, I find it annoying that you are a spoiled brat causing my father to get in trouble you probably don’t know this but my mother doesn’t work therefore my father has to come home with the money he barley makes enough to set food on the table. Sometimes he doesn’t eat because there isn’t enough. 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Clase: look [the two boys peer at a dead ganderwolf ] Jeffery: aye a dead ganderwolf oh the sight makes me sick, who would want to harm such a creature. [They explore the remains] Clase: what is this babies oh dear lord they cannot survive on their own Jeffery: careful Clase these creatures are dangerous. [ Clase picks up a small white one and a ginger one and Jeffery picks up a brown one] Clase: Ah! These poor little ones with out a mother or father we most keep them. We will give one to your mute sister. And one for Mercury and one for us. Jeffery: what do you mean us? Clase: you and I can raise one. Jeffery no thank although I do appreciate the offer Clase: I just thought that if you think I have everything I would share the most extraordinary thing I have with you. Jeffery: I see so it shall be ours, I am only doing tis because I do not what you have everything to yourself. 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Whose work is so profoundly riveting that some academics (most notably Harold Bloom) have even suggested that no human being can possibly play his words as well as they are written. And yet we know almost nothing about him. How is this even possible? Before I go into the evidence for Shakespeare, let's take a look at the alternatives: First off, I simply do not have time or space to address all the possible candidates for the authorship of Shakespeare's works, so I will focus instead on summarizing the four most compelling alternatives: Francis Bacon, William Stanley, Edward de Vere, and (my personal favorite) Christopher Marlowe. Baconian Theory: Francis Bacon was a scientist and philosopher. He was a strong early advocate of the Scientific Method (regarded by some as the Father of Empiricism) and a central figure in the period now known as the Scientific Revolution. He was also the first person to be suggested as the Shadow Shakespeare. It was believed that Bacon wrote under a pseudonym because the stage was too lowly an endeavor for a man with such lofty academic and political ambitions. He served as Solicitor General (1607), Attorney General (1613), and Lord Chancellor (1618). Baconian theory really took off in the late Nineteenth Century and is made all the more tantalizing because of his skill as a cryptologist, leading people to believe that he wrote hidden messages encoded into the supposed works of William Shakespeare that not only identify Bacon as the true author, but expound on a number of his scientific, political and supposed occult beliefs. Although it has given way in recent years to Oxfordian Theory (see below), Baconian Theory remains a truly fascinating pile of horse shit. Derbyite Theory: William Stanley was the Sixth Earl of Derby. This one comes to us primarily from the French. The idea dates back to 1891 when archivist James H. Greenstreet discovered two letters written by Jesuit spy George Fenner. In the letters, Fenner bemoaned that the Earl of Derby was "busy penning plays for the common players" and should instead engage himself more thoroughly in politics because, should Elizabeth I have an... "accident", Stanley (a supposed Catholic sympathizer) would have a legitimate claim to the throne. Greenstreet's observations were picked up by American author Robert Frazer in his 1915 book "The Silent Shakespeare". The book was not particularly well-received but inspired Abel Lefranc to pen his now infamous 1918 book "Sous le masque de William Shakespeare: William Stanley, VIe comte de Derby" wherein he paints a picture of William Shakespeare as a plagiarist who took the beautiful words of William Stanley and added in a few low-brow scenes of his own to make the plays appeal more to the masses that flooded the theatres each week. Lefranc's theories have since been debunked by generations of scholars, but the idea persists in the public conscious and has itself been adapted into a number of regrettable but entertaining plays. See: The Other William (El Otro William) by Jaime Salom. These days Derbyite theory is regarded as the flimsyest of the "Big Four" theories. Oxfordian Theory: Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford and Lord Great Chamberlain of England was a member of the Court of Queen Elizabeth I. He was widely known as an amateur playwright and lyricist, but his violent mood swings, lavish spending, and erratic behavior led many in the Court to despise him, precluded him from holding any higher governmental offices, caused a number of scandals, and eventually cost him his estate. Since the early 1920s, Oxfordianism has been the most popular alternative authorship theory. The biggest pieces of "evidence" in his favor are: (A) the fact that, despite being known as a playwright in life, no plays have been discovered that can be directly linked to him and (B) his death in 1604 corresponds to the end of the annual publication of "new" plays by Shakespeare and roughly lines up with the period in which Shakespeare's works begin to show more signs of revision and collaboration. Oxfordians also point to the dedication of the sonnets which seem to imply that the author was already deceased at the time of their publication in 1609. Despite being torn to bits dozens of times from every conceivable angle in the last 160 years, this remains the theory that just won't die. Marlovian Theory: In the 1998 film "Shakespeare In Love", Shakespeare (Joseph Feinnes) encounters Christopher Marlowe (Rupert Everett) in a pub and proceeds to jot down Marlowe's off-the-cuff sayings (which just happen to be Shakespeare quotes) in a notebook for later use. I jumped with glee when I saw that scene. This one is as exciting as it is preposterous. It is almost entirely based on anomalous events surrounding the mysterious death of Marlowe (a celebrated playwright and likely influence on Shakespeare's early work). The two were born a mere two months apart and Shakespeare's first known publication of any sort (the poem "Venus and Adonis") was published within weeks of Marlowe's supposed murder. Also, fake (or wrongly presumed) deaths are a common theme in Shakespeare's plays. On May 18th, 1593 a warrant was issued for Marlowe's arrest. Although no official reason was ever published, it is believed that he faced charges of blasphemy. Ten days later he was stabbed to death. Whether the stabbing was related to the arrest remains unknown. Marlowe had reputations (deserved or undeserved, we will never know) as a duelist, heretic, homosexual, magician, "tobacco-user", counterfeitter, and (most importantly) spy. 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Oh of course it would be THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD to look like a 45 year old wouldn't it!!! I just want to pour coca cola into these peoples mouths for 3 days until their teeth rot and fall out like sweetcorn. I have always been secretly fantasising about becoming old. Went through a minor period at 20 when I was constantly just wanting to be 75 yrs old & living in a sunny flat in brighton. I really wanted to be left alone to eat a whole pack of biscuits for breakfast if I wanted and live on tea and watch GMTV til my eyeballs fell out. No responsibility, people judging or being mean and also meant I could wolf down spaghetti hoops w/ plastic cheese on toast everyday as a part of my 'main meal'. Bur now when I try to imagine being old I can't really imagine it. Dont want to be morbid, as death is death, but I worry that maybe i wont get there?? But then everyone thinks that, I think. That you will die in 50s/ asis hard to imagine yourself as part of the oldfolk-mobile. Who knows. Real life feels not that good or real anyway. Do you ever feel like you're not really living life and you cannot really 'connect' with it or live in the moment? Everything has less meaning and is kind of fluffy-fied. I feel like it was better when we had less choice and higher quality. People took more care. Joy is in the simple things and I find this hard to experience fully. I think is hard to surrender to experiencing something in the moment/ for what it is when everything is now associated with your image/ status / online personas. " Oh I am having an AMAZING time'!!11! If you're having such a mindblowing time with @XYZ why are you even thinking about fiddling on your phone & going on twitter and telling everyone about it? I just don't get it , even after a year of being on it, so that's why I quit. At least I gave it a go. Even at gigs, I see many people do not surrender themselves to the experience 100% by viewing it through the camera screen of a mobile phone. 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07-28-2013, 23:49:56: In any profession the question is always asked is, “who is the best?” People have the yearning to know who has the best ability in their field. Usually there is no definite answer. The NBA is no different to anything else and no one knows who is the greatest. Bill Russell, Kobe Bryant and Larry Bird are some names that could contend for the title, but who was the best? For me the only person who it could be was Michael Jordan. Michael played numerous sports as a kid, and baseball was his favorite sport. Even though baseball was his primary sport, he did play basketball and football, too. His love for basketball developed as he kept losing to his elder brother in pickup games, but he fought to become better. Jordan played for Laney High School, and was cut from the varsity team when he was a sophomore. Rather than giving up and accepting failure, he accepted it as a challenge to improve. Just the next season Michael led his team to a state championship. This shows how determined Michael was. Not many other players have the ability to come back from something like that. Michael Jordan was drafted in 1984 by the Chicago Bulls. During his career he was a six-time NBA champion, a five time MVP winner, was on the NBA first team 10 times, nine time all defensive first team, rookie of the year, a 14 time All Star, and was voted one of the 50 greatest players in NBA history. Michael was 6”6 and 216 pounds so he dominated his position, because the average SG is 6”5 and 203 pounds. Michael averaged 30.1 PPG throughout his career, the highest of any player you so you can see that Michael was able to use his ball handling skills and speed to get past defenders and get to the basket or use is size and jump shot to simply shot over people. More than just the stats, I think it was Michael’s attitude and determination that made him so great. When somebody said he couldn’t do something, Jordan would show that he could, and then some more. For example, the Bulls were playing the Utah Jazz in Utah. Michael Jordan came down the court and dunked on 6’0 John Stockton. As Jordan was running back on defense, one of the fans on the first row shouted out to him, “Hey Mike, why don’t you dunk on somebody your own size.” Jordan smiled at the fan and hustled back on defense. A couple minutes later, Michael dunked over a 7’3 center named Mark Eaton. As Jordan was running back down the court, he turned to that fan and said, “Is he big enough.” This is what made Michael so good. He never backed down from a challenge. He knew he was the best, and he showed it day in and day out. I think there are other players that are just as talented as Mike, but they lack the some of the aspects Mike had. For example, I think Kobe Bryant is just as talented as Jordan, but he lacks the determination, the ability to make those around him better, and the ability to win, like Mike did. Or Bill Russell, the 11 time NBA champion, who was the most dominate player of his era, but there was no competition for him. But Michael Jordan had players like Larry Bird, Magic Johnson and Clyde Drexler. Michael won games. He knew how to win, and he wasn’t satisfied unless he did. That’s what made him so good. Michael Jordan was dominate smart and could beat any player. His determination and ability set him apart from those who challenged him. For me Michael was definitely the best ever and it is unlikely anyone will succeed him.
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10-15-2013, 13:40:29: After hearing about today’s 5-4 decision in Maryland v. King, holding (as Jonathan notes below) that the government can collect and analyze DNA incident to arrest without a warrant, some might be surprised that conservative Justice Scalia voted for the defense side while the liberal Justice Breyer voted for the government. They shouldn’t be. In Fourth Amendment cases this Term, that has been a consistent pattern. Justice Scalia has been on the defense side of every non-unanimous Fourth Amendment case this term: King (today’s case in which he wrote the dissent), Bailey (in which he joined the 6-3 majority), Jardines (in which he wrote the majority), and McNeely (in which he joined the Sotomayor plurality/majority opinion). In contrast, Justice Breyer has been on the government’s side in each of the Term’s non-unanimous Fourth Amendment cases: King (in which he joined Kennedy’s majority), Bailey (in which he wrote the dissent), Jardines (in which he joined the dissent) and McNeely (in which he joined the more government-friendly Roberts concurrence/dissent with Alito). Some Fourth Amendment cases have drawn out those dynamics in the past. For example, Justice Scalia voted for the defense and Justice Breyer for the government in Arizona v. Gant (2009). But I don’t recall such a consistent run of Fourth Amendment cases in which Justice Scalia was on the defense side and Breyer was on the government side. What explains the trend? It might just be a coincidence. But I suspect some of it reflects the fact that a lot of the recent cases have involved Fourth Amendment balancing. Scalia dislikes balancing, while Breyer revels in it. Those different instincts may pull their votes in different directions. Also, defense counsel have realized that Justice Scalia is in play in Fourth Amendment cases if you can find him the kind of argument that he finds appealing. So we’re seeing more defense-side briefs targeting Scalia’s vote. But the problem is that Scalia and Breyer look at Fourth Amendment cases in exactly opposite ways. The kind of argument that appeals to Scalia can lose Breyer, and the kind of argument that appeals to Breyer can lose Scalia.
10-15-2013, 13:41:19: After hearing about today’s 5-4 decision in Maryland v. King, holding (as Jonathan notes below) that the government can collect and analyze DNA incident to arrest without a warrant, some might be surprised that conservative Justice Scalia voted for the defense side while the liberal Justice Breyer voted for the government. They shouldn’t be. In Fourth Amendment cases this Term, that has been a consistent pattern. Justice Scalia has been on the defense side of every non-unanimous Fourth Amendment case this term: King (today’s case in which he wrote the dissent), Bailey (in which he joined the 6-3 majority), Jardines (in which he wrote the majority), and McNeely (in which he joined the Sotomayor plurality/majority opinion). In contrast, Justice Breyer has been on the government’s side in each of the Term’s non-unanimous Fourth Amendment cases: King (in which he joined Kennedy’s majority), Bailey (in which he wrote the dissent), Jardines (in which he joined the dissent) and McNeely (in which he joined the more government-friendly Roberts concurrence/dissent with Alito). Some Fourth Amendment cases have drawn out those dynamics in the past. For example, Justice Scalia voted for the defense and Justice Breyer for the government in Arizona v. Gant (2009). But I don’t recall such a consistent run of Fourth Amendment cases in which Justice Scalia was on the defense side and Breyer was on the government side. What explains the trend? It might just be a coincidence. But I suspect some of it reflects the fact that a lot of the recent cases have involved Fourth Amendment balancing. Scalia dislikes balancing, while Breyer revels in it. Those different instincts may pull their votes in different directions. Also, defense counsel have realized that Justice Scalia is in play in Fourth Amendment cases if you can find him the kind of argument that he finds appealing. So we’re seeing more defense-side briefs targeting Scalia’s vote. But the problem is that Scalia and Breyer look at Fourth Amendment cases in exactly opposite ways. The kind of argument that appeals to Scalia can lose Breyer, and the kind of argument that appeals to Breyer can lose Scalia.
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10-23-2013, 09:38:40: Why Recycle Electronics? Computers and televisions are only part of the consumer electronics waste stream which also includes VCRs, radios, cell phones, and small appliances. Collectively, they are referred to as electronic waste, or "e-waste" and are one of the fastest growing portions of our waste stream. As new electronic equipment becomes faster, cheaper and more efficient, more and more of these devices, especially computers, will find their way from the desktop to the bottom of the closet. For each new product that is introduced to consumers, one or more products become outdated or obsolete. In 2005, EPA estimated that 26 to 37 million computers became obsolete amounting to approximately 1.9 to 2.2 million tons of waste nationally. Careful disposal of these items is important because many electronic products contain hazardous components. Computer monitors and televisions can contain leaded glass. Materials such as beryllium, mercury, cadmium, nickel, zinc, silver and gold can be found in printed circuit boards. Cadmium can also be found in batteries and mercury can be present in relays and switches. If it is not recovered for recycling, it will likely end up in a waste-to-energy facility, where most of our trash is disposed in Connecticut. Incineration of e-waste can produce dioxin and contribute to heavy metal contamination in the atmosphere. Responsible recycling and disposal of e-waste can help prevent exploitation of people in lesser developed countries where much of the e-waste from the U.S. has historically been disposed. Media exposés of companies that sent e-waste overseas where unprotected workers rummage through vast mountains of smoldering electronics to recover bits of recyclable metals served to shed light on the problem that our e-waste was causing elsewhere. This, among other reasons, prompted states, including CT, to pass e-waste recycling laws that help to ensure responsible recycling and disposal of these items. Please Dispose of E-Waste Properly! Recycling E-Waste from the Home An e-waste recycling law was enacted in July of 2007 which allows Connecticut residents to properly recycle certain covered electronic devices (CEDs) such as computers, monitors, printers and televisions for free. This law requires municipalities to provide a free drop-off location for their residents to recycle CED’s. DEEP maintains a list of these residential e-waste drop-off locations on our website. However, more detailed information about individual town e-waste recycling programs can be found through your local recycling coordinator. In addition to this new recycling program, as of January 1, 2011, covered electronic devices (CEDs) are banned from the trash. Many towns in Connecticut participate in regional, one-day collections for these devices. Collections are sponsored by regional trash authorities, regional planning agencies and municipalities and generally take place in the spring and fall. These trash authorities do these collections voluntarily and at their expense. To find out when the next collection will be held that you may be eligible to participate in, contact your local recycling coordinator. You may also want to visit the Connecticut Resources Recovery Authority’s web page on e-waste recycling . This web page has a listing of e-waste collection events open to residents of CRRA-member towns only. Many manufacturers of electronic products, especially computer manufacturers, have implemented programs to recycle their products through mail back programs, or have partnered with retail stores for collection. For information about manufacturer take-back programs (whether mail-in or drop-off) visit the EPA’s Plug-in to e-Cycling (now called the Electronics Recycling Challenge) webpage. Also, check the consumer electronics section of our “What Do I Do With…?” webpage for more recycling options and take-back programs. Please see the electronics section of our Reuse Centers and Material Exchanges web page for e-waste reuse options. Recycling E-Waste from Businesses Businesses must make their own arrangements for the proper management of e-waste. Manufacturers of electronics are not required to pay for the recycling of electronic devices generated by businesses, town offices, schools, non-profit organizations, or any other non-household generator. E-wastes generated from non-residential sources (commercial, governmental, retail, etc.) are regulated under current federal and state hazardous waste laws. Some electronic materials are considered hazardous waste . Others must be managed in accordance with the Universal Waste Regulations (RCSA Section 22a-449(c)-113). To recycle your electronic waste, contact a business that has registered with DEEP to dismantle used electronics. Your local municipality may also accept covered electronic devices (CEDs) from non-households, and may charge a fee. Contact the municipal recycling coordinator to see if your business may recycle e-waste through the community where your business is located. Please note that Covered Electronic Recyclers (CERs) must be approved by DEEP to work with municipalities and be authorized to receive covered electronic devices generated by Connecticut residents. These companies may or may not accept electronics from businesses. Some electronics may have reuse value. Learn more about reuse options for electronics. Buying "Greener" Electronics When it comes time to replace your old electronics, do a little research and see which product is safest for the environment. Some manufacturers are beginning to use less toxic materials in their products, integrate recycling, and reduce their impacts on the environment by changing their manufacturing operations and policies. The high tech boom has brought with it a new type of waste – electronic waste, a category that barely existed 20 years ago. Now e-waste represents the biggest and fastest growing manufacturing waste. The black and white TV turned to colour, the basic mobile phone needed a camera, personal organizer and music, and who wants last year’s computer when it can’t handle the latest software? As we continually update and invent new products the life of the old ones is getting shorter and shorter. Like shipbreaking, e-waste recycling involves the major producers and users, shipping the obsolete products to Asia, Eastern Europe, and Africa. But instead of being “green” we are exporting a sack full of problems to people who have to choose between poverty or poison. A story of e-waste – the computer On average a computer is 23% plastic, 32% ferrous metals, 18% non-ferrous metals (lead, cadmium, antimony, beryllium, chromium and mercury), 12% electronic boards (gold, palladium, silver and platinum) and 15% glass. Only about 50% of the computer is recycled, the rest is dumped. The toxicity of the waste is mostly due to the lead, mercury and cadmium – non-recyclable components of a single computer may contain almost 2 kilograms of lead. Much of the plastic used contains flame retardants, which makes it difficult to recycle. 8 Kb How do you recycle a computer? In many countries entire communities, including children, earn their livelihoods by scavenging metals, glass and plastic from old computers. To extract the small quantity of gold, capacitors are melted down over a charcoal fire. The plastic on the electrical cords is burnt in barrels to expose the copper wires. All in all each computer yields about US $6 worth of material (Basel Action Network). Not very much when you consider that burning the plastic sends dioxin and other toxic gases into the air. And the large volume of worthless parts are dumped nearby, allowing the remaining heavy metals to contaminate the area. Let me give you a computer Communities in West Africa receive used computers from donors in developed countries. However, what was intended as a useful gift quickly becomes a waste product. When things go wrong, as they often do with computers (especially old ones), the lack of technical support means they end up on the scrap heap. 53 Kb It is estimated that there are over a billion personal computers in the world at present. In developed countries these have an average life span of only 2 years. In the United States alone there are over 300 million obsolete computers. (US National Safety Council). The Basel Convention has before it an amendment which would ban the export of hazardous waste for disposal to developing countries. Some countries (for example those in the European Union) have already implemented this proposed amendment. In addition countries like China have banned the importation of e-waste, although significant volumes are still entering the country illegally.
10-23-2013, 09:39:15: Why Recycle Electronics? Computers and televisions are only part of the consumer electronics waste stream which also includes VCRs, radios, cell phones, and small appliances. Collectively, they are referred to as electronic waste, or "e-waste" and are one of the fastest growing portions of our waste stream. As new electronic equipment becomes faster, cheaper and more efficient, more and more of these devices, especially computers, will find their way from the desktop to the bottom of the closet. For each new product that is introduced to consumers, one or more products become outdated or obsolete. In 2005, EPA estimated that 26 to 37 million computers became obsolete amounting to approximately 1.9 to 2.2 million tons of waste nationally. Careful disposal of these items is important because many electronic products contain hazardous components. Computer monitors and televisions can contain leaded glass. Materials such as beryllium, mercury, cadmium, nickel, zinc, silver and gold can be found in printed circuit boards. Cadmium can also be found in batteries and mercury can be present in relays and switches. If it is not recovered for recycling, it will likely end up in a waste-to-energy facility, where most of our trash is disposed in Connecticut. Incineration of e-waste can produce dioxin and contribute to heavy metal contamination in the atmosphere. Responsible recycling and disposal of e-waste can help prevent exploitation of people in lesser developed countries where much of the e-waste from the U.S. has historically been disposed. Media exposés of companies that sent e-waste overseas where unprotected workers rummage through vast mountains of smoldering electronics to recover bits of recyclable metals served to shed light on the problem that our e-waste was causing elsewhere. This, among other reasons, prompted states, including CT, to pass e-waste recycling laws that help to ensure responsible recycling and disposal of these items. Please Dispose of E-Waste Properly! Recycling E-Waste from the Home An e-waste recycling law was enacted in July of 2007 which allows Connecticut residents to properly recycle certain covered electronic devices (CEDs) such as computers, monitors, printers and televisions for free. This law requires municipalities to provide a free drop-off location for their residents to recycle CED’s. DEEP maintains a list of these residential e-waste drop-off locations on our website. However, more detailed information about individual town e-waste recycling programs can be found through your local recycling coordinator. In addition to this new recycling program, as of January 1, 2011, covered electronic devices (CEDs) are banned from the trash. Many towns in Connecticut participate in regional, one-day collections for these devices. Collections are sponsored by regional trash authorities, regional planning agencies and municipalities and generally take place in the spring and fall. These trash authorities do these collections voluntarily and at their expense. To find out when the next collection will be held that you may be eligible to participate in, contact your local recycling coordinator. You may also want to visit the Connecticut Resources Recovery Authority’s web page on e-waste recycling . This web page has a listing of e-waste collection events open to residents of CRRA-member towns only. Many manufacturers of electronic products, especially computer manufacturers, have implemented programs to recycle their products through mail back programs, or have partnered with retail stores for collection. For information about manufacturer take-back programs (whether mail-in or drop-off) visit the EPA’s Plug-in to e-Cycling (now called the Electronics Recycling Challenge) webpage. Also, check the consumer electronics section of our “What Do I Do With…?” webpage for more recycling options and take-back programs. Please see the electronics section of our Reuse Centers and Material Exchanges web page for e-waste reuse options. Recycling E-Waste from Businesses Businesses must make their own arrangements for the proper management of e-waste. Manufacturers of electronics are not required to pay for the recycling of electronic devices generated by businesses, town offices, schools, non-profit organizations, or any other non-household generator. E-wastes generated from non-residential sources (commercial, governmental, retail, etc.) are regulated under current federal and state hazardous waste laws. Some electronic materials are considered hazardous waste . Others must be managed in accordance with the Universal Waste Regulations (RCSA Section 22a-449(c)-113). To recycle your electronic waste, contact a business that has registered with DEEP to dismantle used electronics. Your local municipality may also accept covered electronic devices (CEDs) from non-households, and may charge a fee. Contact the municipal recycling coordinator to see if your business may recycle e-waste through the community where your business is located. Please note that Covered Electronic Recyclers (CERs) must be approved by DEEP to work with municipalities and be authorized to receive covered electronic devices generated by Connecticut residents. These companies may or may not accept electronics from businesses. Some electronics may have reuse value. Learn more about reuse options for electronics. Buying "Greener" Electronics When it comes time to replace your old electronics, do a little research and see which product is safest for the environment. Some manufacturers are beginning to use less toxic materials in their products, integrate recycling, and reduce their impacts on the environment by changing their manufacturing operations and policies. The high tech boom has brought with it a new type of waste – electronic waste, a category that barely existed 20 years ago. Now e-waste represents the biggest and fastest growing manufacturing waste. The black and white TV turned to colour, the basic mobile phone needed a camera, personal organizer and music, and who wants last year’s computer when it can’t handle the latest software? As we continually update and invent new products the life of the old ones is getting shorter and shorter. Like shipbreaking, e-waste recycling involves the major producers and users, shipping the obsolete products to Asia, Eastern Europe, and Africa. But instead of being “green” we are exporting a sack full of problems to people who have to choose between poverty or poison. A story of e-waste – the computer On average a computer is 23% plastic, 32% ferrous metals, 18% non-ferrous metals (lead, cadmium, antimony, beryllium, chromium and mercury), 12% electronic boards (gold, palladium, silver and platinum) and 15% glass. Only about 50% of the computer is recycled, the rest is dumped. The toxicity of the waste is mostly due to the lead, mercury and cadmium – non-recyclable components of a single computer may contain almost 2 kilograms of lead. Much of the plastic used contains flame retardants, which makes it difficult to recycle. 8 Kb How do you recycle a computer? In many countries entire communities, including children, earn their livelihoods by scavenging metals, glass and plastic from old computers. To extract the small quantity of gold, capacitors are melted down over a charcoal fire. The plastic on the electrical cords is burnt in barrels to expose the copper wires. All in all each computer yields about US $6 worth of material (Basel Action Network). Not very much when you consider that burning the plastic sends dioxin and other toxic gases into the air. And the large volume of worthless parts are dumped nearby, allowing the remaining heavy metals to contaminate the area. Let me give you a computer Communities in West Africa receive used computers from donors in developed countries. However, what was intended as a useful gift quickly becomes a waste product. When things go wrong, as they often do with computers (especially old ones), the lack of technical support means they end up on the scrap heap. 53 Kb It is estimated that there are over a billion personal computers in the world at present. In developed countries these have an average life span of only 2 years. In the United States alone there are over 300 million obsolete computers. (US National Safety Council). The Basel Convention has before it an amendment which would ban the export of hazardous waste for disposal to developing countries. Some countries (for example those in the European Union) have already implemented this proposed amendment. In addition countries like China have banned the importation of e-waste, although significant volumes are still entering the country illegally.
10-23-2013, 09:39:46: Why Recycle Electronics? Computers and televisions are only part of the consumer electronics waste stream which also includes VCRs, radios, cell phones, and small appliances. Collectively, they are referred to as electronic waste, or "e-waste" and are one of the fastest growing portions of our waste stream. As new electronic equipment becomes faster, cheaper and more efficient, more and more of these devices, especially computers, will find their way from the desktop to the bottom of the closet. For each new product that is introduced to consumers, one or more products become outdated or obsolete. In 2005, EPA estimated that 26 to 37 million computers became obsolete amounting to approximately 1.9 to 2.2 million tons of waste nationally. Careful disposal of these items is important because many electronic products contain hazardous components. Computer monitors and televisions can contain leaded glass. Materials such as beryllium, mercury, cadmium, nickel, zinc, silver and gold can be found in printed circuit boards. Cadmium can also be found in batteries and mercury can be present in relays and switches. If it is not recovered for recycling, it will likely end up in a waste-to-energy facility, where most of our trash is disposed in Connecticut. Incineration of e-waste can produce dioxin and contribute to heavy metal contamination in the atmosphere. Responsible recycling and disposal of e-waste can help prevent exploitation of people in lesser developed countries where much of the e-waste from the U.S. has historically been disposed. Media exposés of companies that sent e-waste overseas where unprotected workers rummage through vast mountains of smoldering electronics to recover bits of recyclable metals served to shed light on the problem that our e-waste was causing elsewhere. This, among other reasons, prompted states, including CT, to pass e-waste recycling laws that help to ensure responsible recycling and disposal of these items. Please Dispose of E-Waste Properly! Recycling E-Waste from the Home An e-waste recycling law was enacted in July of 2007 which allows Connecticut residents to properly recycle certain covered electronic devices (CEDs) such as computers, monitors, printers and televisions for free. This law requires municipalities to provide a free drop-off location for their residents to recycle CED’s. DEEP maintains a list of these residential e-waste drop-off locations on our website. However, more detailed information about individual town e-waste recycling programs can be found through your local recycling coordinator. In addition to this new recycling program, as of January 1, 2011, covered electronic devices (CEDs) are banned from the trash. Many towns in Connecticut participate in regional, one-day collections for these devices. Collections are sponsored by regional trash authorities, regional planning agencies and municipalities and generally take place in the spring and fall. These trash authorities do these collections voluntarily and at their expense. To find out when the next collection will be held that you may be eligible to participate in, contact your local recycling coordinator. You may also want to visit the Connecticut Resources Recovery Authority’s web page on e-waste recycling . This web page has a listing of e-waste collection events open to residents of CRRA-member towns only. Many manufacturers of electronic products, especially computer manufacturers, have implemented programs to recycle their products through mail back programs, or have partnered with retail stores for collection. For information about manufacturer take-back programs (whether mail-in or drop-off) visit the EPA’s Plug-in to e-Cycling (now called the Electronics Recycling Challenge) webpage. Also, check the consumer electronics section of our “What Do I Do With…?” webpage for more recycling options and take-back programs. Please see the electronics section of our Reuse Centers and Material Exchanges web page for e-waste reuse options. Recycling E-Waste from Businesses Businesses must make their own arrangements for the proper management of e-waste. Manufacturers of electronics are not required to pay for the recycling of electronic devices generated by businesses, town offices, schools, non-profit organizations, or any other non-household generator. E-wastes generated from non-residential sources (commercial, governmental, retail, etc.) are regulated under current federal and state hazardous waste laws. Some electronic materials are considered hazardous waste . Others must be managed in accordance with the Universal Waste Regulations (RCSA Section 22a-449(c)-113). To recycle your electronic waste, contact a business that has registered with DEEP to dismantle used electronics. Your local municipality may also accept covered electronic devices (CEDs) from non-households, and may charge a fee. Contact the municipal recycling coordinator to see if your business may recycle e-waste through the community where your business is located. Please note that Covered Electronic Recyclers (CERs) must be approved by DEEP to work with municipalities and be authorized to receive covered electronic devices generated by Connecticut residents. These companies may or may not accept electronics from businesses. Some electronics may have reuse value. Learn more about reuse options for electronics. Buying "Greener" Electronics When it comes time to replace your old electronics, do a little research and see which product is safest for the environment. Some manufacturers are beginning to use less toxic materials in their products, integrate recycling, and reduce their impacts on the environment by changing their manufacturing operations and policies. The high tech boom has brought with it a new type of waste – electronic waste, a category that barely existed 20 years ago. Now e-waste represents the biggest and fastest growing manufacturing waste. The black and white TV turned to colour, the basic mobile phone needed a camera, personal organizer and music, and who wants last year’s computer when it can’t handle the latest software? As we continually update and invent new products the life of the old ones is getting shorter and shorter. Like shipbreaking, e-waste recycling involves the major producers and users, shipping the obsolete products to Asia, Eastern Europe, and Africa. But instead of being “green” we are exporting a sack full of problems to people who have to choose between poverty or poison. A story of e-waste – the computer On average a computer is 23% plastic, 32% ferrous metals, 18% non-ferrous metals (lead, cadmium, antimony, beryllium, chromium and mercury), 12% electronic boards (gold, palladium, silver and platinum) and 15% glass. Only about 50% of the computer is recycled, the rest is dumped. The toxicity of the waste is mostly due to the lead, mercury and cadmium – non-recyclable components of a single computer may contain almost 2 kilograms of lead. Much of the plastic used contains flame retardants, which makes it difficult to recycle. 8 Kb How do you recycle a computer? In many countries entire communities, including children, earn their livelihoods by scavenging metals, glass and plastic from old computers. To extract the small quantity of gold, capacitors are melted down over a charcoal fire. The plastic on the electrical cords is burnt in barrels to expose the copper wires. All in all each computer yields about US $6 worth of material (Basel Action Network). Not very much when you consider that burning the plastic sends dioxin and other toxic gases into the air. And the large volume of worthless parts are dumped nearby, allowing the remaining heavy metals to contaminate the area. Let me give you a computer Communities in West Africa receive used computers from donors in developed countries. However, what was intended as a useful gift quickly becomes a waste product. When things go wrong, as they often do with computers (especially old ones), the lack of technical support means they end up on the scrap heap. 53 Kb It is estimated that there are over a billion personal computers in the world at present. In developed countries these have an average life span of only 2 years. In the United States alone there are over 300 million obsolete computers. (US National Safety Council). 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11-11-2013, 09:08:11: SPT3522 Youth, Culture and Sport – Assignment 1 Question: Examine the place of sport and exercise in contemporary youth lifestyles? Introduction Youth can be defined as “an inherently transitional life stage between childhood and adulthood” (Haycock & Smtih 2012), although youth as a life stage is becoming increasingly blurred through various cultures and societies. Sport is defined as “epiphenomenal, a secondary set of social practices dependent on and reflecting more fundamental structures, values and processes” (Coalter 2012:16). Sport is used a sociological tool especially in childhood to help develop children as individuals within society. As Haycock & Smith (2012) highlight family is one of the key forms of socialisation, with the family often purposely engaging in sport and physical activity during leisure time. Coalter (2013:3) suggests there have been moral panics with regards to levels of participation in sport. However as the Active People Survey (???:??) underlines there is a constant trend in the number of participants in sport over a number of years. Never the less society and its norms and values are continually changing including the transition stages of life, especially the lifestyles of youths. Young people have now become more individual and consequently independent. It is suggested that young people now have common traits including increased uncertainty about future destinations alongside increased levels of risk taking behaviour. Green et al (2005) underlines that due to the pace of economic and social change young people have become increasingly unsure about their future. Norms and values are continually shifting in present society such as more young people now staying in education for a longer period of time, with the pathway to adulthood is becoming increasingly distorted. “Young people are facing a greater diversity of risks and opportunities than ever before” (Jarvie 2006:317). This paper will explore how varied issues impact on the place in sport in youth lifestyles today. Levels of Participation As suggested due to recent moral panics regarding an obesity epidemic along with failure to inspire people to participate through an Olympic legacy it is assumed people are now participating less. Green et al (2005) underlines through ‘youth’s new condition’ there is a trend towards individualised lifestyles and this has also been expressed through leisure activities. It is argued that young people have not decreased their involvement in sport with regards to participation, rather they have moved away from traditional team games such as football and opted for more individualised activities such as running to fit in with individual and more flexible lifestyles. As youngsters go through life transitions such as further education to higher education participating in leisure activities including sport becomes an opportunity to construct their own independence and social approval from others. As Haycock and Smith (2011) suggest that for young people sport participation is now just one activity in their broad opportunities to fill leisure time. Sport and physical activity now compete for young people’s time with many other hobbies such as drinking rather than sport being a lifestyle. Participation levels do decline in late adolescence but those who continue into late adolescence are more likely to participate for life. Activities Many sedentary based activities now rival sports and physical activities for young people’s leisure time. The stages of primary socialisation can have a dominant effect on childhood and how children adopt sport into future stages of their lives. There are a number of contributing effects such as gender, social class, race which can determine children’s experience in sport. Dagkas and Armour (2012) reject the idea of meritocracy that sport is opportunity of social mobility for all. This is further echoed by Green et al (2005) underlining it is now necessary to have social and cultural capital as well as economical capital to progress through life stages with a better quality of life. Economic capital enables middle class families to broaden opportunities for their children as a result they have more free time to use their social and cultural capital to interest their child in a sport. It is now viewed that low income families are now suffering with parents in fear their children will grow up with lower living standards than themselves. Never the less there are many famous professional sports people who have come from deprived areas and used social mobility to create a career in sports. Social class can also impact on which activities young people wish to pursue as relationships often are a key factor. “During youth, the friendship networks of young people has become ever more influential” (Green et al 2005:34). Young people often form their own sub cultures within sport seeking social approval and a sense of belonging from one another. Frequency The amount of times young people now engage in exercise and physical activity is another subject that is key. The difference in participation rates between boys and girls (Active People Survey:???) is a particular concern. Flintoff and Scraton (2010) suggest that women and girls who they interviewed could not see a real purpose for physical education or found any enjoyment from it. Although participation in physical activity has increased, more males are still participating than females. 16-25 year old participation 54% played sport at least once a week although the age group has been flat lining in recent years. Sport England are increasingly funding strategies to increase participation amongst this age range. Smith and Green (2005) highlight that the media often portrays young people as the cause for poor health including overweight with media sources now suggesting a common sense view that a couch potato culture is a developing characteristic of contemporary youth lifestyles. The active people survey demonstrates that more people are participating in physical activity which is supported, “There is still a minority of people doing relatively little or absolutely nothing, it remains the case that more young people in England and Wales are doing more sport and physical activity than ever before” (Green et al 2005:30). However how long young people stay in sports and how often they participate is often a key area for study. The London Olympic Games were based on the legacy of bringing more people into sport and inspiring a generation. Although previous events often show “the success has had the greatest impact on those who were already active in sport” (Coalter 2007:109). There is not as greater effect to frequently attract people to sports through mega events. Duration “In modern highly individualised societies, people each have their own more or less highly individualised patterns of intentions, preferences and desires” (Green & Smith 2005:246). Young individuals have a vast amount of opportunities and choices. Leisure time is often dominated with social activities unrelated to sport such as drinking or taking drugs. As more young people remain in full time education, college and university sport teams remain in popularity although many students now enjoy the social side of being part of a team as opposed to the training and competition. As demonstrated by the active people survey (??:??) there is now a trend of people remaining in lifelong participation in sport but the duration in which they participate slowly decreases due to other commitments such as family. On the other hand as youngsters go through life stages into adulthood if they are still active they are more likely to encourage their children to participate in sport. Although more youngsters are now participating in sport than ever before although the intensity and how long people participate for is to be questioned. “Only 32% of adults in England take 30 minutes of moderate exercise five times a week” (DCMS/Strategy Unit 2002:7). These statistics are even more concerning with other European countries having higher percentages of their population involved in physical activity but also there is a correlation with participation increasing with age. Location Nicholson et al (2011) discusses the important structure of sport participation in the United Kingdom (UK) and having a strong tradition in maintain and promoting sports. However the economic downturn has painted a very different picture for youth’s engagement with sport in various cultures and societies. Many parents in the UK now feel pressured to give their children a better quality of life than they had themselves, whilst suffering from in-work poverty. Consequently job opportunities have become tougher to obtain as a result Britain now has a high level of youth unemployment. Through increased uncertainty of future employment perspectives more young people are now remaining in full time education rather than the previous norm life transition straight from education to work. Furlong (2009) indicate more and more individual life transitions are becoming increasingly complex including holding down a secure career. Kinds Primary socialisation through parents and family is often a huge influence on children and young people’s lifestyles. (Haycock & Smith :????) show that parents that are active are more likely to encourage their children to take part in a active lifestyle. However there are other agencies that socialise young people in society such as education, media and friends. Many children begin through socialisation with friends and playing sports just because their friends are however through individualisation and development of youth young people now participate in individual activities. Green et al (2005) highlights the importance of Physical Education (PE) in increasing participation through now adapting to young people’s lifestyles with individual activities whilst using them to compliment traditional team games that have been previously used. PE is now also used as a sociological tool in the education system to encourage those that do not incorporate sport into their lifestyle to do so. “Aerobics provides an illustration of the kind of activity introduced by secondary PE curricula in the belief that it had important potential to regenerate interest in PE and physical activity” (Green et al 2005:30). It is also suggested even more so to inspire female participation in and outside of schools. Flintoff and Scraton (2001) indicate that females are more likely to participate in sport outside of education and opportunities through PE were much more vast for males as opposed to females. Body image orientated sports especially gym sessions and body building have increased in popularity with being a more flexible option for individuals. Conclusion In conclusion, moral panics have been exaggerated in the media such as the recent obesity problems and the myth of more and more youngsters dropping out of sport. The reports from the active people survey shows that young people are remaining in sport however we now need to try and maintain and increase participation. However it does underline society’s shift from traditional team sports to more individualised sports. Through a continual transformation of society people’s own individual lives are becoming ever increasingly busier and participation in sports becoming a less of priority. Through individualisation people have more choice on how they spend their leisure time with an increasing number involved in individual sports such as running. Society continual changes means sport is prioritised differently by individuals. Young people go through life transitions learning they have more and more freedom of choices although once into adulthood other commitments such as work and raising a family take priority over sport. Sport then becomes simply a leisure time option that has to compete against other leisure activities. On the other hand there are now a vast range of ways people of ways people can engage in physical activity. Even though there have been shifts from traditional team sports to individual activities through individualisation and the demand for flexible sports, people are still participating in sports. References Dagkas, S. & Armour, K. (2012) Inclusion and Exclusion Through Youth Sport. Routledge: Oxon. Green, K. Smith, A. & Roberts, K. 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Highlights of the period: 1765 Steam Engine. 1783 First Hot air balloon. 1796 Lithographic printing process. 1816 First photographic negative. 1835 First photograph. 1843 Typewriter invented. 1847 Rotary printing press. 1850-1900 The Second Industrial Revolution and Realism. The second part of the Industrial Revolution is also known as electromechanical age. The technological and economic progress lead to the development of steam-powered ships, railways, electrical power generation, and many more. Visual art of the period was about truth and accuracy and was called Realism. Many paintings depicted people at work, emphasizing the changes brought by the Industrial Revolution. The advances in photography, made through 19th century, took popularity of Realism to the next level, creating a desire for people to reflect everyday reality. Art during the second half of the 19th century was called Impressionism and emphasized an accurate depiction of light that could have been influenced by discoveries of photography. Highlights of the period: 1867 Dynamite. 1876 Telephone. 1879 Electric light bulb. 1892 Diesel engine. 1894 Radio waves. 1880-1914 Art Nouveau. By the end of the 19th century machine-made art production was increasing. The first device that could easily and quickly set complete lines of type for use in printing presses - the Linotype machine (1886) - revolutionized the art of printing. This invention increased demand in typography and resulted in design of Akzidenz Grotesk (1898) - the first sans serif typeface to be widely used. The same 1898 was a year of the first commercial motion picture. Soon followed by many others, initiating a new, separate form of visual art - Motion pictures. This period was critical in the history of design as it branched out from the art, making its way into all types of commercial design. The movement called Art Nouveau initiated graphic and advertising design and by 1909 magazines had become major ad channels. Art continued evolving from one movement to another - from Post-Impressionism, Expressionism to Cubism and others. Highlights of the period: 1886 Linotype (typesetting) machine. 1892 Alternating current generator. 1900 First mass-marketed camera - the Brownie. 1903 Powered airplane. 1907 Color photography and helicopter. 1908 First mass-production of the Ford Model T automobile. 1910-1930 Art Deco. The growth of the professional graphic design industry has grown in parallel with the rise of consumerism. While technology continued improving and monetizing its inventions, design was evolving into communication tool. 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The need to learn, work, and live with the technology demanded new skills and ability to perceive lots of information. Modern ideas in art and design appeared in commercials and logos in rejection of the ornate flourishes of preceded design styles. With increased amount of new information that an average person had to grasp, the need for clear, easily recognizable and memorable design increased as well. Straight lines, minimalism, lack of clutter, primary colors prevailed in the design and art of Modernism. Times New Roman font was designed (1932). First TV commercial was aired from Bulova Watch Company with the slogan "America runs of Bulova time!" (1941). Highlights of the period: 1936 BBC began transmitting world's first public service. 1937 Jet engine. 1938 Ballpoint pen. 1941 Kodak negative film. 1943 Aqua-lung. 1945 The atomic bomb. 1955-1980 Pop Art and Minimalism. Post-war technology of that period cheered us up with various great inventions and gave birth to a new type of human species - geeks. Invention of a personal computer dramatically impacted and forever changed the way people live, work, and communicate. In art history this period is known as Pop Art and Minimalism, which we can see reflected in design as well. The rise of different media forms and the modern advertising industry increased the need for a readable, easily displayed typeface. The new font, designed for simplicity, was Neue Haas Grotesk font (1957), later renamed Helvetica. With the rise of personal computing in the 80s, Helvetica was replaced by Arial as a digital standard. Minimalism played critical role in advertising as well. Among clustered and flashy ads appeared a new, simplified advertising approach. "Think Small" ad campaign (1959) for the Volkswagen Beetle became the No. 1 campaign of the 20th century. Highlights of the period: 1951 The Universal Automatic Computer (Univac). 1956 Videocassette recorder. 1961 The first human to orbit the Earth. 1968 First computer mouse. 1968 Computer video game, compact discs, and email. 1974 Personal computer. 1980 - 2000 Postmodernism. With the release of first Macintosh computer in 1984 a new era has began in technology and design - an era of collaboration. Technology continues to open new doors in consumerism and every day life, but design drives the esthetics and usability of the most tech innovations. Apple computers gained popularity not for its unique technology (first personal computer was created a decade before Mac), but for its unique design and simplicity. Apple created a new standard in design - in web, print, advertising, marketing, product design, but didn't invent any of the above. It surely was the first to successfully leverage symbiosis between technology and design. 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02-04-2014, 12:30:42: Lessons from Hull House for the Contemporary Urban University by Ira Harkavy and John L. Puckett, University of Pennsylvania Ira Harkavy is Director of the Center for Community Partnerships at the University of Pennsylvania. He teaches both in the history and urban studies departments, and is co-executive editor of _Universities and Community Schools_. In recent years, he has written on how to involve universities effectively in democratic partnerships with local public schools and their communities. John Puckett is associate professor at the University of Pennsylvania Graduate School of Education, where he conducts research on the university-community relationship. Table of Contents * Introduction * Social Science and Social Work: The Progressive Tradition * The Retreat from Social Reform: Structural Conflicts and Contradictions in the Academy * Academically Based Community Service: Toward Revitalizing Universities and Communities * Reports from the Field: Communal Participatory Action Research in West Philadelphia * Conclusion * Notes Introduction Since 1981 and the publication of Ernest Boyer and Fred Hechinger's Higher Learning in the Nation's Service, there has been a growing criticism that "higher education in America is suffering from a loss of overall direction, a nagging feeling that it is no longer at the vital center of the nation's work."[1] With the publication of Derek Bok's 1990 book,Universities and the Future of America, that criticism reached a new level of urgency and significance. From the paramount insider position within the higher educational system, Harvard's president concluded that "most universities continue to do their least impressive work on the very subjects where society's need for greater knowledge and better education is most acute."[2] Bok's conclusion (reached near the end of his Harvard presidency) necessarily leads to the further conclusion that the American university has failed to do what it is supposed to do. In short, esoterica has triumphed over public philosophy, narrow scholasticism over humane scholarship. Urban universities are now compelled to work with their neighbors for their own immediate and long-term self-interest. There are four reasons why universities should be involved in urban revitalization efforts. The first reason is institutional self-interest, including the safety, cleanliness, and attractiveness of the physical setting. Each of these contributes to the campus ambiance and to the recruitment and retention of faculty, students, and staff. Needless to say, high walls and imposing gates cannot shield students, faculty members, or administrators from the disturbing reality that surrounds the urban campus. The second reason involves a more indirect effect on institutional self-interest. It includes both the costs (financial, public relations, and political) to the institution that result from a retreat from the community, as well as the benefits that accrue from active, effective engagement. As Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy have noted: As conditions in society continue to deteriorate, universities will face increased public scrutiny (witness the Congressional hearings chaired by Representative John Dingell of Michigan last year). The scrutiny is bound to intensify as America focuses on resolving its deep and pervasive societal problems amid continuously expanding global competition. Institutions of higher education will increasingly be held to new and demanding standards that evaluate performance on the basis of direct and short-run societal benefit. In addition, public, private, and foundation support will be more than ever based on that standard, and it will become increasingly clear to colleges and universities that "altruism pays"--in fact, that altruism is practically an imperative for institutional development and improvement.[3] The third reason involves the advancement of knowledge, teaching, and human welfare through academically based community service focused on improving the quality of life in the local community. The benefits that can emerge from this approach are the integration of research, teaching, and service; the interaction of faculty members and graduate and undergraduate students from across the campus; the connection of projects involving participatory action research with student and staff volunteer activities; and the promotion of civic consciousness, value-oriented thinking, and a moral approach to issues of public concern among undergraduates. Historically, universities have missed an extraordinary opportunity to work with their communities and to engage in better research, teaching, and service. The separation of universities from society, their aloofness from real-world problems, has deprived universities of contact with a necessary source of genuine creativity and academic vitality. Promoting civic consciousness, we believe, is the core component of the fourth reason for significant university involvement with the community. Sheldon Hackney has described this as the "institution's obligation to be a good citizen, and its pedagogic duty to provide models of responsible citizenship for its students."[4] In other words, universities and colleges have, along with schools and religious institutions, a special responsibility to be moral institutions, exemplifying the highest civic and character-building values of society. At the heart of civic responsibility is the concept of neighborliness--caring about and assisting those living in close proximity to us. As an institution, a university's actions and inactions express morality; a university's indifference or civic engagement teaches lessons to its students and to society. This citizenship and character-building role, of course, was at the very center of the American college. However, the didactic approach to citizenship education and morality employed by its predecessors would today be both off-putting and at odds with the openness of the modern university. Collectively these arguments indicate that it is now both necessary and mutually beneficial for urban universities to work to revitalize their local communities. The complex problems of urban society necessitate a radical reorientation and reinvention of the urban American university to become, once again, a mission-oriented institution devoted to the use of reason to improve the human condition. That mission was the driving force behind the organization of the modern research university in the late nineteenth century. University presidents of the Progressive Era worked to transform the American university into a major national institution capable of meeting the needs of a rapidly changing and increasingly complex society. Imbued with a boundless optimism and a belief that scientific and social-scientific knowledge could change the world for the better, they saw universities as leading the way toward an effective and humane reorganization of society. Progressive academics viewed the city as their arena for study and action. The city was the site of significant societal transformations; the center of political corruption, poverty, crime and cultural conflict; and a ready source of data and information. It was, according to Richmond Mayo-Smith of Columbia, "the national laboratory of social science, just as hospitals are of medical science." [5] As Jane Addams and her colleagues in Chicago illustrated, the city was also the place in which academics could combine social science and social reform. Social Science and Social Work: The Progressive Tradition Social work as a field of social scientific inquiry gained impetus from Hull House, the social settlement founded by Jane Addams and Ellen Starr on Chicago's West Side in 1889.[6] The philosophy and programs of Hull House were modeled after Toynbee Hall, the first settlement house, established in 1884 by the Anglican vicar Samuel A. Barnett in London's East End. Adopting a multifaceted institutional approach to the social problems of the immigrant groups in the Nineteenth Ward, the Hull House residents offered activities and services along four lines, designated by Addams as the social, educational, humanitarian, and civic. The residents' programs included college extension classes, clubs and literary programs, ethnic festivals, art exhibits, recreational activities and neighborhood showerbaths, a summer camp program, a cooperative boarding house for working women, and kindergarten, visiting-nurse, and legal services. Moreover, Hull House was a site for labor union activities; a forum for social, political, and economic reform; and a center for social science research. Regarding its research function, as Addams once noted, "the settlements antedated by three years the first sociology departments in universities and by ten years the establishment of the first foundations for social research." [7] In Twenty Years at Hull-House, Addams emphasized the benefits that accrued to the activist social worker from engagement with the community and its problems. She wrote of "a fast-growing number of cultivated young people who have no recognized outlet for their active faculties. They hear constantly of the great social maladjustment, but no way is provided for them to change it, and their uselessness hangs upon them heavily. . . . 'There is nothing after disease, indigence and guilt so fatal to life itself as the want of a proper outlet for active faculties.'"[8] For women, the problem of lacking constructive social outlets for their reform impulses was acutely felt, constricted as they were by Victorian gender roles. Viewed as an expression of "social motherhood," settlement work provided a satisfactory professional outlet for women that was not incommensurate with established gender roles and practices, particularly the idea of the "woman's sphere." Addams acknowledged this when she remarked that "many women today are failing properly to discharge their duties to their own families and households simply because they fail to see that as society grows more complicated, it is necessary that woman shall extend her sense of responsibility to many things outside of her home, if only in order to preserve the home in its entirety."[9] For activist-oriented young men and women of Addams's generation, settlement work constituted, in Addams's apt phrase, a "subjective necessity." In 1889, Starr told a friend that "Jane's idea, which she puts very much to the front and on no account will give up, is that [the settlement] is more for the people who do it than for the other class."[10] Addams herself later wrote, "I hope it will never be forgotten in Chicago, at least where Hull House feels somewhat responsible for the Toynbee Hall idea, that Toynbee Hall was first projected as an aid and outlet to educated young men. The benefit to East Londoners was then regarded as almost secondary, and the benefit has always been held as strictly mutual."[11] In 1895, Addams and the residents of Hull House--notably Florence Kelley, Agnes Holbrook, and Julia Lathrop--published Hull-House Maps and Papers, a sociological investigation of the neighborhood immediately to the east of Hull House; in Addams's words, it was a record of "certain phases of neighborhood life with which the writers have been familiar."[12] Inspired by Charles Booth's Life and Labour of the People in London, the Hull House residents compiled detailed maps of demographic and social characteristics and produced richly descriptive accounts of life and work in a poor immigrant neighborhood.[13] Theirs was not dispassionate scholarship, as evidenced by Kelley's poignant advocacy of sweatshop laborers, whose "reward of work at their trade is grinding poverty, ending only in death or escape to some more hopeful occupation. Within the trade there has been and can be no improvement in wages while tenement-house manufacture is tolerated. On the contrary, there seems to be no limit to the deterioration now in progress."[14] Closely associated with Hull House in its early years were the male sociologists at the University of Chicago, who acknowledged that "it was Addams and Hull-House who were the leader and leading institution in Chicago in the 1890s, not the University of Chicago." [15] Indeed, Hull-House Maps and Papers oriented the Chicago School of Sociology to urban studies and strongly influenced the direction taken by that department for the next 40 years.[16] The changing relationship of Addams and her Hull House colleagues with the Chicago sociologists from the 1890s to the late 1910s mirrored the American university's transition from an outwardly directed, service-centered institution to an inwardly directed, discipline-centered institution. It was also a marker of the separation of knowledge production from knowledge use, indeed, of social science from social reform, by the end of the Progressive Era. In its early years, the University of Chicago demonstrated that by doing good, a research university could do very well. When Chicago's first president, William Rainey Harper, described the mission of his newly minted university as "service for mankind wherever mankind is, whether within scholastic walls or without those walls and in the world at large,"[17] he expressed a pervasive attitude of Progressive Era academics that "scholarship, teaching, and public service were fully compatible."[18] As Steven Diner has written, Harper and his Progressive colleagues also realized that the university's funding was contingent on the public's good will: When the University of Chicago opened in 1892, universities were still quite new and were just beginning to to explore the possibilities of service to their society. This was not a time for introspection or self-criticism, but an era of growth and experimentation. Nothing in the experience of American universities thus far indicated that public service might harm the university; but the experience of the antebellum college suggested the shortcomings of a remote seminary of learning for its own sake. Its detachment from public service had resulted in neither solid scholarship, sound teaching, nor popular support. Indeed, most university presidents of the early twentieth century concluded that service was the only way to win support for the advancement and dissemination of knowledge on the highest level. [19] The Chicago School of Sociology was created in this nexus of "serving society by advancing intellectual inquiry."[20] In the early years of the Chicago School no invidious distinctions were made between the applied sociology pursued by Addams and the Hull House residents and the academic research of the first generation of University of Chicago sociologists. Indeed, the two groups had a close working relationship, grounded in personal friendships, mutual respect, and shared social philosophy. Four men of the early Chicago School--Albion Small, Charles Henderson, Charles Zeublin, and George Vincent--were ministers or ministers manque, intellectual Social Gospelers with strong civic commitments. (The exceptions, with limited theological proclivities, were George Herbert Mead and William I. Thomas.) Like the women of Hull House, the Chicago sociologists were "social activists and social scientists."[21] Action social research, Chicago style, encompassed scholarly documentation of a social problem and lobbying of politicians and local community groups to obtain action. [22] Recent feminist scholarship takes issue with the charge that the social science of Hull House and the early Chicago School was unscientific. Mary Jo Deegan, for example, argues that Hull-House Maps and Papers "established the Chicago tradition of studying the city and its inhabitants," and provided "the major substantive interests of Chicago sociologists": a focus on immigrants, poverty, and occupational structure. She asserts that Robert Park and Ernest W. Burgess, leaders of the Chicago School's second generation, adopted the research concerns and methods of Addams and her colleagues even as they staked their own prior claim as the founders of urban sociology. [23] After 1915 Chicago Sociology increasingly distanced itself from social reform, notwithstanding the continued focus on the form, structure, and problems of city living. Increasingly that focus was circumscribed by a natural science model and an underlying commitment to "the detached and objective study of society," which "allowed no room for an ameliorative approach."[24] Park and Burgess emphasized "urban studies . . . within a scientific framework."[25] The career of Sophonisba Breckinridge is indicative of the attenuation of action-oriented, reformist social science in Chicago in the decades before America's entry into World War I. When Breckinridge enrolled in the University of Chicago's Department of Political Science in 1894, she entered a Progressive world where scientific rigor was deemed compatible with social problem solving. [26] According to Ellen Fitzpatrick: "All accepted the notion that scholars had a duty to address contemporary problems in their work. All agreed on the importance of empirical research. And all shared the belief that careful scientific investigation was a sine qua non for intelligent reform." [27] Unequal gender relations, however, stymied the entry of women with doctoral degrees (in Breckinridge's case, a doctor of philosophy awarded in 1902, a doctor of jurisprudence awarded in 1904) into the social science professoriate at the University of Chicago. The new feminist historiography has documented an emerging nexus of gender, social reform, and social science at the beginning of the twentieth century: after 1904, women would be relegated to the margins of the university, the confines of the newly opened Department of Household Administration, "a special intellectual province for women," where Breckinridge would find a home as an assistant professor. Yet her training had prepared her for a headier challenge: "While the political scientist pursued research that resulted in an essay entitled 'Industrial Conditions of Women Workers in Chicago Illustrated by the Packing Houses' in 1905-06, her colleagues in the household administration department wrote papers such as 'The Relative Digestibility of Animal and Vegetable Albumen,' 'Loss of Nutrients in Beans Due to Soaking,' 'Comparative Richness of Gelatin-Yielding Material in Old and Young Animals,' and 'Pectin Bodies in Fruit Juices and the Effect of Temperatures and Density in the Setting of Fruit Jelly.' Such concerns were far afield from the principles of law, political science, and political economy."[28] In 1909, Breckinridge was appointed dean of the Chicago School of Civics and Philanthropy, an independent social work and research training center funded by the Russell Sage Foundation. Over the next decade she and her colleague Edith Abbott, both of whom took up residence in Hull House, directed extensive surveys in such areas as housing, stockyards, juvenile court, and public-school truancy and nonattendance. The merger of the School of Civics and Philanthropy with the University of Chicago in 1920 led to both women's appointment as associate professors of social economy in the newly created School of Social Service Administration. There, Breckinridge and Abbott "sought to create a new setting within the university that would permit them to address public issues and advance social research. In so doing, they helped professionalize social work, a field they first adopted and then worked to make their own."[29] Yet theirs was a Pyrrhic victory. The feminization of professional social work marked it as the last enclave of social reform. As noted by Ellen Lagemann, the implications of the rift between social reform and social science at the University of Chicago were considerable: As a result, the new departmental lines drawn there created divisions, not just at Chicago, but also elsewhere, between theoretical, "objective," academic social research, on the one hand, and more reformist, political, and applied social work, on the other. The structural and intellectual divisions thus created were soon compounded by gender divisions that rapidly took on hierarchical status distinctions as well. Sociology, which came increasingly to be dominated by men, was more and more seen as a source for insights to be tested and applied by "social workers," most of whom were women; and settings for "social work," including social settlements like Hull House, were more and more seen as places to which (male) university sociologists might send students to collect data, which the sociologists and not the social workers would then analyze in a university laboratory and elaborate into theory.[30] Applied social science largely vanished from the academy after 1918. World War I was the catalyst for a full-scale retreat from action-oriented, reformist social science. The brutality and horror of that conflict ended the buoyant optimism and faith in human progress and societal improvement that had marked the Progressive Era. American academics were not immune to the general disillusion with progress. One economist wrote that "it would perhaps be an exaggeration to say that the European war . . . has rendered every text in social science thus far published out of date, but it would not be a very great exaggeration."[31] Indeed, despair led many social scientists to retreat into a narrow scientistic approach: "They began to talk of the need for a harder science, a science of facts and numbers that could moderate or dispel the pervasive irrational conflicts of political life."[32] Scholarly inquiry directed toward creating a better society was increasingly deemed inappropriate. While faith in the expert and in expert knowledge was carried on from the Progressive Era, it was now divorced from its reformist roots. The dominant conception of science was clear and simple: it was what physical scientists and engineers did.[33] "Sociology as a science is not interested in making the world a better place in which to live, in encouraging beliefs, in spreading information, in dispensing news, in setting forth impressions of life, in leading the multitudes or in guiding the ship of state," Chicago sociologist William F. Ogburn declared. "Science is interested directly in one thing only, to wit, discovering new knowledge." [34] The retreat from applied social science in the 1920s crystallized a tendency that Addams had discerned at the turn of the century: We recall that the first colleges of the Anglo-Saxon race were established to educate religious teachers. For a long time it was considered the religious mission of the educated to prepare the mass of the people for life beyond the grave. Knowledge dealt largely in theology, but it was ultimately to be applied, and the test of the successful graduate, after all, was not his learning, but his power to save souls. As the college changed from teaching theology to teaching secular knowledge the test of its success should have shifted from the power to save men's souls to the power to adjust them in healthful relations to nature and their fellow men. But the college failed to do this, and made the test of its success the mere collecting and disseminating of knowledge, elevating the means into an end and falling in love with its own achievement.[35] The Retreat from Social Reform: Structural Conflicts and Contradictions in the Academy Throughout the American university, a strong tradition developed that separated scholarly research from the goal of helping to create a better society. The political and cultural dynamics of post-World War I scientistic social science were reflected in the burgeoning field of psychiatric social work. In the 1920s, psychiatric social workers staked their claim to scientific legitimacy and professional status by defining their knowledge base as psychoanalytic theory and adopting a therapeutic, ostensibly scientific, approach that emphasized clients' social-psychological adjustment rather than social amelioration. Casework, if not Freudian psychology, also dominated other subspecialities of social work--for example, family casework and child guidance--and during the twenties, that approach became the raison d'etre of the profession as a whole. University schools of social work, which numbered 28 by 1929, and social work education were unified "around the idea of generic casework."[36] Professional social work training did not include preparation for a career in settlement work. The local Community Chest, which gained control of settlement house budgets, dampened reform; only in non-Chest cities such as Chicago and New York were settlement workers able to sustain some reform activity. Not surprisingly, that activity was associated with the charismatic leadership of Addams of Hull House, Graham Taylor of Chicago Commons, and Lillian Wald of Henry Street Settlement, and it was not broadly institutionalized.[37] Between the wars the reform impulse was further weakened by the fact that every major university formed similar and increasingly specialized departments, and a faculty member's primary source of identification and allegiance became his or her discipline, not the university. Since World War II, a steady infusion of federal funds allocated to individual researchers working under departmental auspices has accelerated the growth of a disciplinary-based reward system. [38] Departmental and disciplinary divisions have served to increase further the isolation of universities from society. A 1982 Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development report entitled The University and the Community noted, "Communities have problems, universities have departments."[39] Beyond being a criticism of universities, that statement neatly indicates why universities have not contributed as they should. Quite simply, their unintegrated structures work against understanding and helping to solve highly complex human and societal problems. This tendency has resulted in less effective research, teaching, and service. Indeed, all three missions have been impoverished by what might be termed a false trichotomization. For example, that trichotomy has contributed to an enormous imbalance in the production of knowledge. Dazzling advances have occurred in university-based research in science and technology. New ideas, concepts, technologies, approaches, and techniques are developed with ever-increasing rapidity. Although designed to improve human welfare, the application of scientific advances too frequently results in new and more forbidding problems. The wondrous possibilities of new medical technologies, for example, have become distorted, helping to create a health care "system" unresponsive to the "low-tech" preventive needs of the vast majority of citizens.[40] How to make rational use of science and technology should be a primary focus of university research. It should be a primary focus because it is a primary problem facing human beings in the late twentieth century. If universities had an integrated mission--the creative, dynamic, and systemic integration of research, teaching, and service--intellectual resources would be significantly devoted to developing humane applications of scientific knowledge to help those living in conditions of profound poverty and neglect. Integrating research, teaching, and service will be particularly difficult because of a fundamental contradiction in the structure of the American research university itself, a contradiction that occurred with its very creation. That is, the American research university was a product of a combination of the German research university and the American college. Daniel Coit Gilman, the founder of Johns Hopkins and central architect of the late nineteenth-century research university, in fact, claimed that one of his proudest accomplishments was "a school of science grafted on one of the oldest and most conservative classical colleges." Although referring specifically to the merger of the Sheffield Scientific School with Yale College, Gilman felt that this achievement exemplified his contribution to American higher education.[41] Gilman did not make reference to the institutional contradiction that necessarily derived from a merger of two markedly different entities. The research university, on the one hand, was dedicated to specialized scholarship, and it was through the production of specialized inquiry and studies that the university provided service. For the American college, on the other hand, general education, character building, and civic education were the central purposes. The goal was to serve society by cultivating in young people, to use Benjamin Franklin's phrase, "an Inclination join'd with an Ability to serve." [42] The research university has, of course, dominated this merger, creating an ethos and culture that rewards specialized study rather than more general scholarship and the education of the next generation for moral, civic, and intellectual leadership. Given the structural contradictions built into the American university, and nearly a century of increasing specialization, fragmentation of knowledge, and separation of scholarship from direct service to society, it will not be easy for higher educational institutions to effectively integrate research, teaching, and service and substantively increase their contributions to knowledge and human welfare. Certainly the significant problems facing American society and the pressures to change that are coming from a variety of constituents will mean that some new directions will have to be forged. But will they be the right directions, directions that enhance the university's ability to carry out its mission? And will these new directions be significant and basic enough to reduce the impediments to progress that hinder the creative, dynamic, systemic integration of research, teaching, and service? Academically Based Community Service: Toward Revitalizing Universities and Communities In three key respects, Hull House provides a model and inspiration for work being undertaken at the University of Pennsylvania. First, the Hull House residents emphasized amelioration and reform. Although they acted too frequently for rather than with their neighbors, they believed in and espoused the ideal of empowering community residents to address social problems.[43] Second, as indicated by Hull-House Maps and Papers, their ameliorative, reformist approach to social science integrated the production of new knowledge and the uses made of that knowledge.[44] Third, Addams and her Chicago colleagues recognized that the social problems of the city are complex, deeply rooted, interdependent phenomena that require holistic ameliorative strategies and support mechanisms if they are to be solved. The settlement house provided, albeit on a small neighborhood scale, a comprehensive institutional response to social problems. Our approach has been to advance academically based community service--service rooted in and intrinsically tied to teaching and research. Among other things, it is an approach that seeks to integrate the research, teaching, and service missions of the university, while also spurring intellectual integration across disciplines. We have found that the very nature of concrete, real-world problems, particularly the problems of the university's immediate geographic community, encourage genuine interschool and interdisciplinary cooperation. No single component of the university can significantly help understand and reduce the complex, myriad, interrelated problems of the urban poor. In combination, however, advances can be made. And that combination must go beyond the various components of the university. It necessarily must also include other institutions, such as public schools, businesses, unions, community organizations, government, and voluntary associations. Our goal is to develop an innovative model of how higher educational institutions can fruitfully and simultaneously work together to advance knowledge and human welfare. The work builds on John Dewey's proposition that knowledge and learning can be most effectively advanced through working to solve immediate, strategic societal problems. For Dewey, "Thinking begins in . . . a forked-road situation, a situation which is ambiguous, which presents a dilemma, which proposes alternatives."[45] In effect, our forked-road situation is the intellectual problem of what can be done to overcome the pervasive problems affecting the people of West Philadelphia. To a significant extent, our work can be viewed as testing the validity of Dewey's proposition about how we learn and think. Even more fundamentally, it tests the validity of Francis Bacon's central proposition that knowledge advances most effectively when the "relief of man's estate" is made the true end of knowledge. In 1620 Bacon put the argument as follows: "Lastly, I would address a general admonition to all, that they consider what are the true ends of knowledge, and that they seek it not either for pleasure of the mind, or for contention, or for superiority to others, or for profit, or fame, or power, or for any of these inferior things; but for the benefit and use of life; and that they perfect and govern it in charity. For it was from lust of power that they angels fell, from lust of knowledge that men fell; but of charity there can be no excess, neither did angel or man ever come in danger by it."[46] How are we to know whether a Deweyan-Baconian approach is indeed superior to the traditional, scholastic model that dominates the American university? For Bacon the test was simple: By their fruits shall we judge modes of inquiry and thought. In other words, to what extent does research change the world for the better? In Reconstruction and Philosophy, Dewey praised Bacon for his brilliant analysis of the sociology of knowledge and his call for cooperative research: "To Bacon, error had been produced and perpetuated by social influences, and trust must be discovered by social agencies organized for that purpose. . . . The great need [Bacon proclaimed] is the organization of co-operative research, whereby men attack nature collectively and the work of inquiry is carried on continuously from generation to generation."[47] Since 1985, the University of Pennsylvania has been involved in a broadly based community project to help improve the quality of life in West Philadelphia. The project has two main organizational components. With staff offices in the West Philadelphia community, the West Philadelphia Improvement Corps (WEPIC) represents a coalition of university faculty, staff, undergraduate and graduate students, and West Philadelphia teachers, students, and school administrators. The WEPIC provides a year-round program that currently involves over 2,000 children, their parents, and community members in education and cultural workshops, recreation, job training, and community improvement and service activities. The program is coordinated by the West Philadelphia Partnership, a mediating, nonprofit, community-based organization composed of major institutions (including the University of Pennsylvania) and local community groups, in conjunction with the Greater Philadelphia Urban Affairs Coalition and the Philadelphia School District. The recently established Center for Community Partnerships at the University of Pennsylvania coordinates and provides opportunities for participatory action research projects conducted under the aegis of the WEPIC. This approach is quite different from strategies undertaken in the 1960s, when escalating poverty, crime, violence, racial strife, and student protest demanded a response from urban universities. Federal and foundation-supported programs, notably urban extension programs, urban studies centers and urban observatories, were created to link university research and technical assistance to urban concerns. The goal, according to Paul Ylvisaker of the Ford Foundation, whose 1958 speech signaled the beginning of an era of reengagement, was to create urban equivalents to the Agricultural Extension Service. Typically, these efforts were not partnerships, that is, mutually beneficial relationships between the city and the university. For all the public and private funds expended, relatively little of substance was accomplished, and a genuine and acute disappointment about the level of university performance set in.[48] The development of a mediating organization that encourages partnerships and the pooling of institutional and community resources has helped the University of Pennsylvania to sustain and expand its contribution to the WEPIC coalition.[49] The WEPIC has reinvented and updated an old notion--that the neighborhood school can effectively serve as the core neighborhood institution, an institution that both provides comprehensive services and galvanizes other community institutions and groups. That idea motivated the early settlement workers, who recognized the centrality of the neighborhood school in community life and its potential as a catalytic site for community stabilization and improvement. At the turn of the century, settlement pioneers mediated the transfer of social, health, vocational, and recreational services to the public schools of major American cities.[50] Dewey's notion of "the school as social center" reflected the vision of Addams and other settlement workers that urban public schools would incorporate settlement ideas and functions.[51] The school and the curriculum would become, in effect, focal points of neighborhood development , improvement, and stabilization. Although Dewey did not make it explicit, this idea is consistent with his general theory that the community-centered school would help catalyze the development of a "cosmopolitan local community."[52] For the neighborhood school to be truly comprehensive, to function as a genuine community center, to help transform its catchment area into a cosmopolitan local community, however, it needs additional human resources and support. In 1929, near the end of her extraordinary career, Addams wrote that the social settlement served the same function as the university, but the settlement's impact encompassed a broader and needier population: It was the function of the settlements to bring into the circle of knowledge and full life, men and women who might otherwise be left outside. Some of these men and women were outside simply because of their ignorance, some of them because they led lives of hard work that narrowed their interests, and others because they were unaware of the possibilities of life and needed a friendly touch to awaken them. The colleges and universities had made a little inner circle of illuminated space beyond which there stretched a region of darkness, and it was the duty of the settlements to draw into the light those who were out of it. It seemed to us that our mission was just as important as that of either the university or the college.[53] The key challenge today, however, is not to have social settlements function as universities but rather to have universities function as perennial, deeply rooted settlements, providing illuminated space for their communities as they conduct their mission of producing and transmitting knowledge to advance human welfare and to develop theories that have broad utility and application. As comprehensive institutions, we would argue, universities are uniquely qualified to provide broadly based, sustained, comprehensive support. The community school project itself becomes the organizing catalyst enabling the university to function as a social settlement as one innovative, humanistic strategy to better perform its traditional mission, as well as to better perform its role as a cosmopolitan civic university. Reports from the Field: Communal Participatory Action Research in West Philadelphia As we noted previously, a broadly based coalition of agencies, organizations, and institutions today is a sine qua non for school and community revitalization in collapsing urban centers. If it is to be an effective partner in this coalition, the university must institutionalize a strategy that engages academic resources in ways that integrate and strengthen its missions of teaching, research, and service. The strategy we have chosen is to develop a permanent, humanistic natural laboratory in West Philadelphia. We do not treat West Philadelphia as a laboratory for experimentation on poor people, that is, as a site for study rather than assistance. Our approach emphasizes a mutually beneficial, democratic relationship between academics and non-academics. In that relationship, academic researchers learn from and with the community, do research collaboratively with and not on people, and contribute to the solution of significant community problems. Put another way, we believe that West Philadelphia, and the community school in particular, should serve as a natural social and cultural laboratory in which communal participatory action research functions as a humanistic strategy for the advancement of knowledge and human welfare.[54] Participatory action research is "a form of action research in which professional social researchers operate as full collaborators with members of organizations in studying and transforming those organizations. It is an on-going organizational learning process, a research approach that emphasizes co-learning, participation, and organizational transformation."[55] Both participatory action research and communal participatory action research are directed toward problems in the real world and are concerned with application. They differ in the degree to which they are continuous, comprehensive, and beneficial and necessary to the organization or community studied and the university. The participatory action research process is exemplified in the work of William Foote Whyte and his associates at Cornell University to advance industrial democracy in the worker cooperatives of Mondragon, Spain.[56] Its considerable utility and theoretical significance notwithstanding, the research at Mondragon is not an institutional necessity for Cornell. By contrast, the University of Pennsylvania's enlightened self-interest is directly tied to the success of its research efforts in the West Philadelphia community, hence its emphasis on communal participatory action research. In short, proximity and a focus on problems that are institutionally significant to the university encourage sustained, continuous research involvement. A crucial issue, of course, is the degree to which these locally based research projects result in general knowledge. We would argue that local does not mean parochial and that the solution to local problems necessarily requires an understanding of national and global issues as well as an effective use and development of theory. Two research projects in West Philadelphia, one conducted by a physical anthropologist, another by a graduate student in communication studies, illustrate these propositions. Francis Johnston, chairperson of the University of Pennsylvania's Department of Anthropology, carries out research in the Turner Nutritional Awareness Project, a joint community/university-sponsored participatory action research project at the John P. Turner Middle School that is designed to improve the nutritional status of the community. "The Project is comprehensive in scope, with components dealing with nutritional assessment, with instruction in concepts of nutrition, and with the collection of a broad range of related information, including such areas as knowledge, preferences, and attitudes concerning food, food streams within the neighborhood, and other sources of information (merchants, media, etc.)." [57] Turner School teachers participate in the design and presentation of the intervention. Sixth-grade Turner students participate in the nutrition education program and, as seventh graders, they teach elementary school students about basic nutrition and healthy habits. [58] In a recent study, Johnston and his students in an undergraduate anthropology course on "Biomedical Science and Human Adaptability" collected measurements of physical growth status and dietary intakes from 11- to 15-year-old African-American youth. Data on growth were collected on 136 individuals; for both sets of indicators, data were collected on 113. A nutrition software package was used to calculate the nutrient values of students' dietary intakes, and individual records were merged into a single data set for computer statistical analysis. Tabulations of the data supported the following conclusion: "Overall, the data indicate a population with a very high prevalence of obesity, and diets high in saturated fat and low in polyunsaturated fat. Also of potential concern is the indication of low intakes of zinc and high intakes of sodium. Given the increased health risks of urban African-Americans, these findings on young adolescents suggest the development of programs designed to improve diets and enhance health in general in this age group." [59] Johnston's work with undergraduates further distinguishes the University of Pennsylvania's approach from other varieties of action research. Communal participatory action research extends to creating or restructuring academic courses to include an explicit community focus and action component. The assumption is that embedding community service into courses, research, and general intellectual discourse will lead to positive changes in the institutional climate, providing a linkage between service and education. A dissertation study in the Annenberg School for Communication provides a second illustration of communal participatory action research. For 2 years, Eleanor Novek, a former professional journalist and editor, was involved at West Philadelphia High School, a WEPIC site, as a co-teacher and researcher in the development of "an educational demonstration project, an urban high school English/journalism class which uses production of a community-focused newspaper as a strategy for the self-determination of young African Americans."[60] Novek's research on self-determination and student empowerment built on Jurgen Habermas's theory of communicative action, elements of reference group theory (e.g., Robert Merton), and superordinate goal theory (Muzafer Sherif and Caroline Sherif), not only to interpret and to theorize from ethnographic data, but also simultaneously to shape the intervention strategies, effecting an ebb and flow of theory and action. The specific vehicle for this work was QWest, a school-based community newspaper project, each component of which was adjudicated and carried out by students. In a recent report of her study, Novek has constructed several criteria of self-determination on the basis of her theoretical perspective, and she provides a summary of evidence from participant observations and student writing to indicate the progress made in each category. Her description of risk taking and the crossing of social boundaries is a case in point: A shy young woman who never spoke up in class, not only obtained an interview with Ramona Africa, the lone survivor of the world-infamous MOVE bombing in May 1985, but also brought her to the school to address the whole class. A taciturn young man interested in rap music visited one of the largest African American radio stations in the city and interviewed a popular disc jockey on the air. Another student took it upon himself to develop and distribute an attitude survey about the QWest project to class members. Two students applied for and won admission to a minority workshop for high school journalists--the first time any students from their school had participated. Another began freelancing sports reports for a community newspaper.[61] As our examples are designed to suggest, genuine thinking has occurred in the forked-road situation of West Philadelphia, engendering new approaches to school and community development. We believe that we have made a good start. The interaction of faculty, staff, and students working at the same site, attempting to solve immediate real-world problems, has fostered an unprecedented degree of academic integration at the University of Pennsylvania and spurred the development of new organizational structures and mechanisms to encourage and coordinate academically based public service. We want to emphasize, however, just how extraordinarily difficult it is to change the university and its community. Even after more than 8 years, our work is still in a developing phase. Conclusion In this article, we have presented a rationale for reinventing the American university to become once again a mission-oriented institution. With particular attention to social work and the social sciences, we have traced the origins of that rationale to Jane Addams, the women of Hull House, and other Progressive Era social scientists qua social reformers. Historical analysis not only indicates that progressive change can occur, but it also is useful in revealing and clarifying impediments to change, for example, the entrenchment and long-standing dominance of narrowly scholastic social science. We have also described a general strategy of organizational structures, activities, and mechanisms developed at the University of Pennsylvania to help enable the "neo-Progressive" reconstruction of the university through academically based community service. It is our contention that American social science should be about the "relief of man's estate." These endeavors should be about overcoming the urban crisis and preventing urban chaos. In his studies of creativity, psychologist Howard E. Gruber has emphasized the connection between individual creativity and a desire to solve real-world problems. Gruber's concept of "creative altruism," which we think has relevance for universities, highlights that connection with particular clarity: "We can envisage and identify cases of 'creative altruism,' in which a person displays extraordinary moral responsibility, devoting a significant portion of time and energy to some project transcending immediate need and experience. Creative altruism, when it goes the limit, strives to eliminate the cause of suffering, to change the world, to change the fate of the earth." [62] Creative altruism imbued the social work and social science of Addams and the women of Hull House at the turn of the twentieth century. As we have indicated, their ideals and practice provided exemplars for the development of social work and sociology at the University of Chicago. We have argued that their humanistic, real-world, problem-solving approach to social science has strong potential to produce better teaching, better research, and better service than conventional social science. The "settlement idea," which has inspired our collective efforts at the University of Pennsylvania and other campuses and communities, is a legacy of the early history of American social work.[63] If the American university is to fulfill its promise and help create a decent and just society, it must give full-hearted, full-minded attention to solving our complex interrelated problems. The benefits of doing so would, we are convinced, be considerable for the university, social science, and the American city. Notes John Puckett's contribution to this article was supported by a Spencer Foundation Postdoctoral Fellowship. We are also grateful to Lee Benson and Ellen Lagemann for their superb advice and encouragement. [1] Ernest L. Boyer and Fred M. Hechinger, Higher Learning in the Nation's Service (Washington, D.C.: Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching, 1981), p. 3. [2] Derek Bok, Universities and the Future of America (Durham, N.C.: Duke University Press, 1990), p. 122. [3] Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy, "Universities, Schools, and the Welfare State," Education Week,April 29, 1992, p. 27. Representative George E. Brown, Jr., chairman of the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology, and Representative Rick Boucher, chairman of the Subcommittee on Science for that committee, have sharply criticized the priorities of contemporary scientists and the academic research community, which they view as detached from broad societal concerns; in Colleen Cordes, "As Chairman of Key House Committee Restates His Vision, Scientists Worry," Chronicle of Higher Education, September 8, 1993, pp. A26-28; Rick Boucher, "A Science Policy for the 21st Century," Chronicle of Higher Education, September 1, 1993, pp. B1-2. The Senate Committee on Appropriations voices a similar complaint about the National Science Foundation, admonishing that agency to address "specific national goals" or face curtailment of its funding; in 103d Congress, Senate Report 103-137, September 9, 1993, pp. 165-69. [4] Sheldon Hackney, "Universities and Schools: Hanging Together or Hanging Separately?" Address at Bank Street College, New York, May 2, 1992; printed in University of Pennsylvania Almanac (May 12, 1992), p. 6. [5] As quoted in Barry D. Karl, Charles E. Merriam and the Study of Politics (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1974), p. 31. [6] See Kathryn Kish Sklar, "Hull-House Maps and Papers: Social Science as Women's Work in the 1890s," in The Social Survey in Historical Perspective 1880-1940, ed. Martin Bulmer, Kevin Bales, and Kathryn Kish Sklar (New York: Cambridge University Press, 1991), pp. 111-47. [7] Jane Addams, "The Objective Value of a Social Settlement" (1893), in The Social Thought of Jane Addams, ed. Christopher Lasch (Indianapolis: Bobbs-Merrill Co., 1965), pp. 44-61; quotation from Jane Addams, The Second Twenty Years at Hull-House: September 1909 to September 1929, with a Record of a Growing World Consciousness (New York: Macmillan, 1930), p. 405, cited in Lela B. Costin, Two Sisters for Social Justice: A Biography of Grace and Edith Abbott (Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 1983), p. 45. [8] Jane Addams, Twenty Years at Hull-House (New York: Macmillan, 1910), pp. 118, 120. [9] As quoted in John H. Ehrenreich, The Altruistic Imagination: A History of Social Work and Social Policy in the United States (Ithaca, N.Y.: Cornell University Press, 1985), p. 35. See also Kathryn Kish Sklar, "Hull House in the 1890s: A Community of Women Reformers," Signs: Journal of Women in Culture and Society 10, no. 4 (1985): pp. 675-77; Stanley Wenocur and Michael Reisch, From Charity to Enterprise: The Development of American Social Work in a Market Economy (Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 1989), pp. 26-29. [10] As quoted in Gertrude Himmelfarb, Poverty and Compassion: The Moral Imagination of the Late Victorians (New York: Knopf, 1991), p. 241. [11] As quoted in Allen F. Davis, American Heroine: The Life and Legend of Jane Addams (New York: Oxford University Press, 1973), p. 65. [12] Residents of Hull-House, Hull-House Maps and Papers (Boston: Thomas Y. Crowell, 1895; Arno Press reprint ed., 1970), p. viii. [13] The key volume, which included Booth's "Descriptive Map of London Poverty," was Charles Booth, Life and Labour of the People of London, vol. 2 (London: Williams and Northgate, 1891). See Kathryn Kish Sklar, "Hull-House Maps and Papers: Social Science as Women's Work in the 1890s," in Bulmer, Bales, and Sklar, eds. (n. [6] above), p. 122. [14] Residents of Hull House (n. [12] above), p. 41. This volume was published as part of a book series, Library on Economics and Politics, edited by Richard Ely of the University of Wisconsin-Madison. [15] Mary Jo Deegan, Jane Addams and the Men of the Chicago School, 1892-1918 (New Brunswick, N.J.: Transaction Press, 1988), p. 5. Hull House provided a training ground for noted women reformers of the Progressive Era: Kelley, Lathrop, Alice Hamilton, Mary Kenny O'Sullivan, Sophonisba Breckinridge, Grace Abbott, and Edith Abbott. See Allen F. Davis, Spearheads for Reform: The Social Settlements and the Progressive Movement, 1890-1914 (New Brunswick, N.J.: Rutgers University Press, 1967; rev. ed., 1984), pp. 103-47. [16] Deegan (n.[15] above), p. 24. [17] As quoted in Ellen Fitzpatrick, Endless Crusade: Women Social Scientists and Progressive Reform (New York: Oxford University Press, 1990), p. 33. [18] Steven J. Diner, A City and Its Universities: Public Policy in Chicago, 1892-1919 (Chapel Hill: University of North Carolina Press, 1980), p. 50. [19] Ibid. This "public spiritedness" was evident in the "University Extension Division," which released professors into the city to provide instruction for the citizenry at large. Edward Shils notes that nearly a quarter of the University of Chicago faculty participated in municipal reform activities at the highwater mark of the city's Progressive movement. See Edward Shils, "The University, the City, and the World: Chicago and the University of Chicago," in The University and the City: From Medieval Origins to the Present, ed. Thomas Bender (New York: Oxford University Press, 1988), pp. 210-30. [20] Fitzpatrick (n.[17] above), p. 39. As Fitzpatrick indicates, this commitment was also shared by the political science and political economy departments at Chicago: "They stressed the importance of using scholarship to advance both knowledge and civic-mindedness" (p. 41). [21] The quotation appears in a different context in ibid., p. xv, but our research indicates that it aptly describes the first-generation Chicago sociologists. For discussion of Social Gospel influences in American social science in its formative period, see Arthur S. Link and Richard L. McCormick, Progressivism (Arlington Heights, Ill.: Harlan Davidson, 1983), pp. 23-24. In the early 1890s, Small, Vincent, and Edward Bemis (whom Harper would fire in 1895 because of Bemis's support of the 1894 Pullman strike) worked with Addams, Kelley and community leaders tohelp secure legislation eliminating sweat shops and regulating child labor. In the winter of 1910 Henderson and Mead joined the women of Hull House in support of 40,000 striking garment industry workers; in 1915, Mead participated in another garment union strike. [22] The most important research study of the early Chicago School was The Polish Peasant in Europe and America (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1918), a 2,232-page study co-authored by Thomas and Florian Znaniecki. See Martin Bulmer, The Chicago School of Sociology: Institutionalization, Diversity, and the Rise of Sociological Research (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1984), pp. 45-63, p. 238, n. 1. [23]. Deegan (n. [15] above), quotations from p. 55; see also chap. 6. Hull-House Maps and Papers helped inaugurate the Social Survey Movement, of which the Pittsburgh Survey, 1907-9, was the largest and most prominent example. Sponsored by the Russell Sage Foundation, the Pittsburgh Survey was carried out by a combination of academics and nonacademics, including Kelley, formerly of Hull House. The survey was conceptually unified around the seminal role of the steel industry in shaping Pittsburgh's urban environment and growth. See Stephen R. Cohen, "The Pittsburgh Survey and the Social Survey Movement: A Sociological Road Not Taken," in Bulmer, Bales, and Sklar, eds. (n. [6] above), pp. 245-67. [24] Bulmer (n. [22] above), p. 69. [25] Ibid., p. 89. Bulmer's study focuses on the period 1915-1935. See also Fitzpatrick (n. [17] above), p. 200; Shils (n. [19] above); David Ward, Poverty, Ethnicity, and the American City, 1840-1925 (Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1989), pp. 151-79. [26] The University of Chicago was hardly a hothouse for radical social change, as evidenced by the trustees' firing of Edward Bemis, who took the side of labor in the violent Pullman strike of 1894: "The scientific study of pressing social issues was one thing; openly advocating 'radical' causes without reference to scientific inquiry was another" (Fitzpatrick [n. [17] above], p. 40.) Yet according to Shils, "The trustees of the University of Chicago, despite assertions by critics such as Thorstein Veblen and Upton Sinclair, have an impressive history of self-restraint, for which there is ample evidence" (Shils n.[19] above], p. 218). [27] Fitzpatrick (n. [17] above), p. 70. [28] Ibid., p. 86. [29] Ibid., pp. 20-25, 87-200 passim; quotation from p. 166. For more on Breckinridge and Abbott's collaboration and friendship, see Costin (n. [7] above), pp. 41-67. [30] Ellen C. Lagemann, "Introduction," in Jane Addams on Education, ed. Ellen C. Lagemann (New York: Teachers College Press, 1985), p. 35. [31] Dorothy Ross, The Origins of American Social Science (New York: Cambridge University Press, 1991), p. 321. [32] Ibid. [33] Ibid., pp. 326-30; Dorothy Ross, "American Social Science and the Idea of Progress," in The Authority of Experts, ed. Thomas L. Haskell (Bloomington: Indiana University Press, 1984), 157-71; Sheldon Hackney, "The University and Its Community: Past and Present," Annals of the American Academy 488 (1986): 135-47; Martin Bulmer and Joan Bulmer, "Philanthropy and Social Science in the 1920s: Beardsley Ruml and the Laura Spelman Rockefeller Memorial 1922-29," Minerva 19 (1981): 347-407. [34] Ogburn's 1929 presidential address to the American Sociological Society, quoted in Bulmer (n. [22] above), p. 182. For the role of private foundations such as the Carnegie Corporation, Russell Sage Foundation, and Laura Spelman Rockefeller Memorial in sustaining this representation of social science through funding programs, see Ellen C. Lagemann, The Politics of Knowledge: The Carnegie Corporation, Philanthropy, and Public Policy (Middletown, Conn.: Wesleyan University Press, 1987), chap. 3; Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), pp. 55-58, p. 272, n. 8; Deegan (n.[15] above), pp. 96-97. [35] Jane Addams, "A Function of the Social Settlement" (1899), in Lagemann, ed. (n. 30 above), p. 90. [36] Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), p. 137. [37] Ibid., pp. 77-106, 127-48; Judith Ann Trolander, Professionalism and Social Change: From the Settlement House to Neighborhood Centers, 1886 to the Present (New York: Columbia University Press, 1987), pp. 21-24. In the 1930s, while social workers and many social scientists helped create a body of research and social planning that undergirded many New Deal reforms, their work was not rooted in sustained efforts to transform local environments; reflecting the norms of the American Association of Social Workers, as professional social workers gained a higher profile in the public sector, they adapted casework technologies to treat the unemployed. By 1936, as the Depression deepened, a rank and file movement involving some 15,000 underpaid, radicalized social workers, most of whom lacked professional credentials and held jobs in heavily stressed public welfare agencies, had arisen to challenge the professional enterprise, organizing protective associations and trade unions and advocating a planned economy and income redistribution. Although social work unions remained viable until about 1950, the radical critique was not sustained after 1940. See Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), pp. 151-207; Leslie Leighninger, Social Work: Search for Identity (New York: Greenwood Press, 1987), pp. 51-101. [38] For discussion of the strengthening of disciplinary communities, see David Alpert, "Performance and Paralysis: The Organizational Context of the American Research University," Journal of Higher Education 56, no. 3 (1985): 241-81; and Christopher C. Jencks and David Riesman, The Academic Revolution (New York: Doubleday, 1968), pp. 523-31. [39] Center for Educational Research and Innovation, The University and the Community: The Problems of Changing Relationships (Paris: Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, 1982), p. 127. For other critiques of university-community relationships, see Derek Bok, Beyond the Ivory Tower: Social Responsibilities of the Modern University (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1982); Hackney (n. [33] above); Clark Kerr, The Uses of the University (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1982); Peter L. Szanton, Not Well Advised (New York: Russell Sage Foundation and Ford Foundation, 1981). [40] For discussion of the environmental threats posed by science divorced from social, moral, and ethical concerns, in this case, quantum mechanics and molecular biology, see Herbert J. Bernstein, "Idols of Modern Science and the Reconstruction of Knowledge," in New Ways of Knowing: The Sciences, Society, and Reconstructive Knowledge, ed. Marcus G. Raskin and Herbert J. Bernstein (Totowa, N.J.: Rowman & Littlefield, 1987), pp. 37-68. [41] Daniel Coit Gilman, University Problems in the United States (1898; reprint, New York: Garret Press, 1969), Foreword, p. iii. [42] Albert H. Smyth, ed., The Writings of Benjamin Franklin (New York: Macmillan, 1907), 2:396. [43] Wenocur and Reisch (n. [9] above), pp. 138-46. [44]Martin Bulmer speaks of "research done with a reformist and ameliorative purpose," in Martin Bulmer, "The Decline of the Social Survey Movement and the Rise of American Empirical Sociology," in Bulmer, Bales, and Sklar, eds. (n. [6] above), p. 305. [45] John Dewey, How We Think (New York: D.C. Heath, 1910), p. 11. [46] As quoted in Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy, "Progressing beyond the Welfare State: A Neo-Deweyan Strategy: University-assisted, Staff-controlled and Managed, Community-centered Community Schools as Comprehensive Community Centers to Help Construct and Organize Hardworking, Cohesive, Caring, Cosmopolitan Communities in a Democratic Welfare Society," Universities and Community Schools 2, no. 1-2 (1991): 4-6. The National Academy of Sciences has stated in quintessentially Baconian terms, "The countries that best integrate the generation of new knowledge with the use of that knowledge will be positioned to be the leaders of the 21st century" (Committee on Appropriations, Senate Report 103-137, September 9, 1993, p. 167). Referencing Bacon's vision, Bernstein writes, "We have . . . lost the original connection between scientific truth and social good; we have refined moral concerns out of the process" (Bernstein n. [40] above, p. 52). For a useful discussion of Bacon's oeuvre, see Lee Benson, "Changing Social Science to Change the World: A Discussion Paper," Social Science History 2 (1978): 427-41. [47] John Dewey, Reconstruction in Philosophy (New York: Henry Holt & Co., 1920; enlarged ed., Boston: Beacon Press, 1948), 36-37. Addams attributed the following Bacon-like statement to Dewey: "When a theory of knowledge forgets that its value rests in solving the problem out of which it has arisen, that of securing a method of action, knowledge begins to cumber the ground. It is a luxury, and becomes a social nuisance and disturber" (Addams, "Function of the Social Settlement" [n. [35] above], p. 76). [48] Hackney, "University and Its Community" (n. [33] above); Organization for Social and Technical Development, Urban Universities: Rhetoric, Reality, and Conflict (Washington, D.C.: Department of Health, Education, and Welfare, 1970); Peter M. Tobia, The University in Urban Affairs: A Symposium (New York: Editor, 1969); Szanton (n. [39] above); George Nash, The University and the City: Eight Cases of Involvement (New York: McGraw-Hill, 1973). [49] See Ira Harkavy and John L. Puckett, "The Role of Mediating Structures in University and Community Revitalization: The University of Pennsylvania and West Philadelphia as a Case Study," Journal of Research and Development in Education 25, no. 1 (1991): 10-25. [50] Vocational counseling and school social work were sui generis innovations of the settlement movement. See Marvin Lazerson, Origins of the Urban School: Public Education in Massachusetts, 1870-1915 (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1971), pp. 191-97; Murray Levine and Adeline Levine, A Social History of Helping Services: Clinic, Court, School, and Community (New York: Appleton-Century-Crofts, 1970), pp. 125-43. The settlement movement also provided a "practical testing ground" for social innovations that were not sui generis, for example, kindergartens, playgrounds, school nursing, vocational education, and vacation schools; in the 1910s these programs were widely adopted by the public schools. See Morris I. Berger, The Settlement, the Immigrant and the Public School: A Study of the Influence of the Settlement Movement and the New Migration upon Public Education: 1890-1924 (1956; reprint, New York: Arno Press, 1980); Davis (n. [15] above), esp. pp. 40-59, quotation from p. 57; Amalie Hofer, "The Social Settlement and the Kindergarten," National Educational Association Proceedings 34 (1895), pp. 514-25; Isabel M. Stewart, "The Educational Value of the Nurse in the Public School," in The Ninth Yearbook of the National Society for the Study of Education, ed. Thomas Wood (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1910), 2:19-26. [51] John Dewey, "The School as Social Center," National Educational Association Proceedings 41 (1902), pp. 373-83. As a case in point, Addams served on the board of managers of the National Society for the Promotion of Industrial Education, established in 1906, to help persuade the public schools to take over the settlements' manual training programs. See Davis (n.[15] above), p. 52; Paul U. Kellogg, "The National Society for the Promotion of Industrial Education," Charities and the Commons 17 (1906-7): 363-71, cited in Davis (n.[15] above), p. 273, n. 24. The idea of public schools as social centers, or community schools, has persisted in a minor key throughout the twentieth century. For example, see Clarence A. Perry, Wider Use of the School Plant (New York: Russell Sage Foundation, 1911); Edward J. Ward, ed., The Social Center (New York: Appleton, 1913); Eleanor T. Glueck, The Community Use of Schools (Baltimore: Williams & Wilkens, 1927); Samuel Everett, ed., The Community School (New York: Appleton-Century, 1938); Elsie R. Clapp, Community Schools in Action (New York: Viking Press, 1939); Nelson B. Henry, The Fifty-second Yearbook of the National Society for the Study of Education, Part II: The Community School (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1953); Edward G. Olsen, ed., The Modern Community School (New York: Appleton-Century Crofts, 1953); Leonard Covello, The Heart is the Teacher (New York: McGraw-Hill, 1958); W. Fred Totten and Frank J. Manley, The Community School: Basic Concepts, Function, and Organization (Galien, Mich.: Allied Education Council, 1969); Maurice F. Seay and associates, Community Education: A Developing Concept (Midland, Mich.: Pendell, 1974). [52] Benson and Harkavy, "Progressing beyond the Welfare State" (n. [46] above), pp. 23-27. [53] Addams, Second Twenty Years at Hull-House (n. [7] above), pp. 404-5. [54] Benson and Harkavy, "Progressing beyond the Welfare State" (n. [46] above), pp. 2-28; Ira Harkavy, "The University and the Social Sciences in the Social Order: An Historical Overview and 'Where Do We Go from Here?'" Virginia Social Science Journal27 (1992): 1-25. [55] Davydd J. Greenwood, William Foote Whyte, and Ira Harkavy, "Participatory Action Research as a Process and as a Goal,"in International Dimensions of Action Research: Sources of New Thinking about Inquiry That Makes a Difference, ed. Max Elden and Rupe Chisholm, special issue of Human Relations, in press. See also William Foote Whyte, Davydd J. Greenwood, and Peter Lazes, "Participatory Action Research: Through Practice to Science in Social Research," in Action Research for the 21st Century: Participation, Reflection and Practice, ed. William Foote Whyte, special issue of American Behavioral Scientist 32, no. 5 (1989): 513-51; and William Foote Whyte, ed., Participatory Action Research (Newbury Park, Calif.: Sage , 1991). [56] William F. Whyte and Kathleen K. Whyte, Making Mondragon: The Growth and Dynamics of the Worker Cooperative Complex (Ithaca, NY: ILR Press, 1988); Davydd J. Greenwood and Jose Luis Gonzalez Santos, Industrial Democracy as Process: Participatory Action Research in the Fagor Cooperative Group of Mondragon (Assen/Maastricht: Van Gorcum, 1992). [57] Francis E. Johnston, Robert J. Hallock, Pratik Desai, and Stephanie Bock, "Physical Growth, Nutritional Status, and Dietary Intake of African-American Middle School Students from Philadelphia," manuscript submitted for publication. [58] Ibid. [59] Ibid. [60] Eleanor M. Novek, "Buried Treasure: The Theory and Practice of Communicative Action in an Urban High School Newspaper," paper presented to the Association for Education in Journalism and Mass Communication, Kansas City, Missouri, August 1993, p. 1. [61] Ibid., p. 15. Other criteria, or markers, include "providing experiences of mastery, strengthening group bonds and increasing their influence in social systems" (p. 21). [62] Howard E. Gruber, "Creativity and Human Survival," in Creative People at Work, ed. Doris B. Wallace and Howard E. 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Most of the confidences were unsought — frequently I have feigned sleep, preoccupation, or a hostile levity when I realized by some unmistakable sign that an intimate revelation was quivering on the horizon; for the intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions. Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope. I am still a little afraid of missing something if I forget that, as my father snobbishly suggested, and I snobbishly repeat, a sense of the fundamental decencies is parcelled out unequally at birth. And, after boasting this way of my tolerance, I come to the admission that it has a limit. Conduct may be founded on the hard rock or the wet marshes, but after a certain point I don’t care what it’s founded on. When I came back from the East last autumn I felt that I wanted the world to be in uniform and at a sort of moral attention forever; I wanted no more riotous excursions with privileged glimpses into the human heart. Only Gatsby, the man who gives his name to this book, was exempt from my reaction — Gatsby, who represented everything for which I have an unaffected scorn. If personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures, then there was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life, as if he were related to one of those intricate machines that register earthquakes ten thousand miles away. This responsiveness had nothing to do with that flabby impressionability which is dignified under the name of the “creative temperament.”— it was an extraordinary gift for hope, a romantic readiness such as I have never found in any other person and which it is not likely I shall ever find again. No — Gatsby turned out all right at the end; it is what preyed on Gatsby, what foul dust floated in the wake of his dreams that temporarily closed out my interest in the abortive sorrows and short-winded elations of men. My family have been prominent, well-to-do people in this Middle Western city for three generations. The Carraways are something of a clan, and we have a tradition that we’re descended from the Dukes of Buccleuch, but the actual founder of my line was my grandfather’s brother, who came here in fifty-one, sent a substitute to the Civil War, and started the wholesale hardware business that my father carries on to-day. I never saw this great-uncle, but I’m supposed to look like him — with special reference to the rather hard-boiled painting that hangs in father’s office. I graduated from New Haven in 1915, just a quarter of a century after my father, and a little later I participated in that delayed Teutonic migration known as the Great War. I enjoyed the counter-raid so thoroughly that I came back restless. Instead of being the warm centre of the world, the Middle West now seemed like the ragged edge of the universe — so I decided to go East and learn the bond business. Everybody I knew was in the bond business, so I supposed it could support one more single man. All my aunts and uncles talked it over as if they were choosing a prep school for me, and finally said, “Why — ye — es,” with very grave, hesitant faces. Father agreed to finance me for a year, and after various delays I came East, permanently, I thought, in the spring of twenty-two. The practical thing was to find rooms in the city, but it was a warm season, and I had just left a country of wide lawns and friendly trees, so when a young man at the office suggested that we take a house together in a commuting town, it sounded like a great idea. He found the house, a weather-beaten cardboard bungalow at eighty a month, but at the last minute the firm ordered him to Washington, and I went out to the country alone. I had a dog — at least I had him for a few days until he ran away — and an old Dodge and a Finnish woman, who made my bed and cooked breakfast and muttered Finnish wisdom to herself over the electric stove. It was lonely for a day or so until one morning some man, more recently arrived than I, stopped me on the road. “How do you get to West Egg village?” he asked helplessly. I told him. And as I walked on I was lonely no longer. I was a guide, a pathfinder, an original settler. He had casually conferred on me the freedom of the neighborhood. And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer. There was so much to read, for one thing, and so much fine health to be pulled down out of the young breath-giving air. I bought a dozen volumes on banking and credit and investment securities, and they stood on my shelf in red and gold like new money from the mint, promising to unfold the shining secrets that only Midas and Morgan and Maecenas knew. And I had the high intention of reading many other books besides. I was rather literary in college — one year I wrote a series of very solemn and obvious editorials for the “Yale News.”— and now I was going to bring back all such things into my life and become again that most limited of all specialists, the “well-rounded man.” This isn’t just an epigram — life is much more successfully looked at from a single window, after all. It was a matter of chance that I should have rented a house in one of the strangest communities in North America. It was on that slender riotous island which extends itself due east of New York — and where there are, among other natural curiosities, two unusual formations of land. Twenty miles from the city a pair of enormous eggs, identical in contour and separated only by a courtesy bay, jut out into the most domesticated body of salt water in the Western hemisphere, the great wet barnyard of Long Island Sound. They are not perfect ovals — like the egg in the Columbus story, they are both crushed flat at the contact end — but their physical resemblance must be a source of perpetual confusion to the gulls that fly overhead. To the wingless a more arresting phenomenon is their dissimilarity in every particular except shape and size. I lived at West Egg, the — well, the less fashionable of the two, though this is a most superficial tag to express the bizarre and not a little sinister contrast between them. My house was at the very tip of the egg, only fifty yards from the Sound, and squeezed between two huge places that rented for twelve or fifteen thousand a season. The one on my right was a colossal affair by any standard — it was a factual imitation of some Hotel de Ville in Normandy, with a tower on one side, spanking new under a thin beard of raw ivy, and a marble swimming pool, and more than forty acres of lawn and garden. It was Gatsby’s mansion. Or, rather, as I didn’t know Mr. Gatsby, it was a mansion inhabited by a gentleman of that name. My own house was an eyesore, but it was a small eyesore, and it had been overlooked, so I had a view of the water, a partial view of my neighbor’s lawn, and the consoling proximity of millionaires — all for eighty dollars a month. Across the courtesy bay the white palaces of fashionable East Egg glittered along the water, and the history of the summer really begins on the evening I drove over there to have dinner with the Tom Buchanans. Daisy was my second cousin once removed, and I’d known Tom in college. And just after the war I spent two days with them in Chicago. Her husband, among various physical accomplishments, had been one of the most powerful ends that ever played football at New Haven — a national figure in a way, one of those men who reach such an acute limited excellence at twenty-one that everything afterward savors of anti-climax. His family were enormously wealthy — even in college his freedom with money was a matter for reproach — but now he’d left Chicago and come East in a fashion that rather took your breath away: for instance, he’d brought down a string of polo ponies from Lake Forest. It was hard to realize that a man in my own generation was wealthy enough to do that. Why they came East I don’t know. They had spent a year in France for no particular reason, and then drifted here and there unrestfully wherever people played polo and were rich together. 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Almost any exhibition of complete self-sufficiency draws a stunned tribute from me. I looked back at my cousin, who began to ask me questions in her low, thrilling voice. It was the kind of voice that the ear follows up and down, as if each speech is an arrangement of notes that will never be played again. Her face was sad and lovely with bright things in it, bright eyes and a bright passionate mouth, but there was an excitement in her voice that men who had cared for her found difficult to forget: a singing compulsion, a whispered “Listen,” a promise that she had done gay, exciting things just a while since and that there were gay, exciting things hovering in the next hour. I told her how I had stopped off in Chicago for a day on my way East, and how a dozen people had sent their love through me. “Do they miss me?” she cried ecstatically. “The whole town is desolate. All the cars have the left rear wheel painted black as a mourning wreath, and there’s a persistent wail all night along the north shore.” “How gorgeous! Let’s go back, Tom. To-morrow!” Then she added irrelevantly: “You ought to see the baby.” “I’d like to.” “She’s asleep. She’s three years old. Haven’t you ever seen her?” “Never.” “Well, you ought to see her. She’s ——” Tom Buchanan, who had been hovering restlessly about the room, stopped and rested his hand on my shoulder. “What you doing, Nick?” “I’m a bond man.” “Who with?” I told him. “Never heard of them,” he remarked decisively. 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Evidently it surprised her as much as it did me, for she yawned and with a series of rapid, deft movements stood up into the room. “I’m stiff,” she complained, “I’ve been lying on that sofa for as long as I can remember.” “Don’t look at me,” Daisy retorted, “I’ve been trying to get you to New York all afternoon.” “No, thanks,” said Miss Baker to the four cocktails just in from the pantry, “I’m absolutely in training.” Her host looked at her incredulously. “You are!” He took down his drink as if it were a drop in the bottom of a glass. “How you ever get anything done is beyond me.” I looked at Miss Baker, wondering what it was she “got done.” I enjoyed looking at her. She was a slender, small-breasted girl, with an erect carriage, which she accentuated by throwing her body backward at the shoulders like a young cadet. Her gray sun-strained eyes looked back at me with polite reciprocal curiosity out of a wan, charming, discontented face. 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I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it.” “We ought to plan something,” yawned Miss Baker, sitting down at the table as if she were getting into bed. “All right,” said Daisy. “What’ll we plan?” She turned to me helplessly: “What do people plan?” Before I could answer her eyes fastened with an awed expression on her little finger. “Look!” she complained; “I hurt it.” We all looked — the knuckle was black and blue. “You did it, Tom,” she said accusingly. “I know you didn’t mean to, but you did do it. That’s what I get for marrying a brute of a man, a great, big, hulking physical specimen of a ——” “I hate that word hulking,” objected Tom crossly, “even in kidding.” “Hulking,” insisted Daisy. Sometimes she and Miss Baker talked at once, unobtrusively and with a bantering inconsequence that was never quite chatter, that was as cool as their white dresses and their impersonal eyes in the absence of all desire. They were here, and they accepted Tom and me, making only a polite pleasant effort to entertain or to be entertained. They knew that presently dinner would be over and a little later the evening too would be over and casually put away. It was sharply different from the West, where an evening was hurried from phase to phase toward its close, in a continually disappointed anticipation or else in sheer nervous dread of the moment itself. “You make me feel uncivilized, Daisy,” I confessed on my second glass of corky but rather impressive claret. “Can’t you talk about crops or something?” I meant nothing in particular by this remark, but it was taken up in an unexpected way. “Civilization’s going to pieces,” broke out Tom violently. “I’ve gotten to be a terrible pessimist about things. Have you read ‘The Rise of the Colored Empires’ by this man Goddard?” “Why, no,” I answered, rather surprised by his tone. “Well, it’s a fine book, and everybody ought to read it. 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I am, and you are, and you are, and ——” After an infinitesimal hesitation he included Daisy with a slight nod, and she winked at me again. “— And we’ve produced all the things that go to make civilization — oh, science and art, and all that. Do you see?” There was something pathetic in his concentration, as if his complacency, more acute than of old, was not enough to him any more. When, almost immediately, the telephone rang inside and the butler left the porch Daisy seized upon the momentary interruption and leaned toward me. “I’ll tell you a family secret,” she whispered enthusiastically. “It’s about the butler’s nose. Do you want to hear about the butler’s nose?” “That’s why I came over to-night.” “Well, he wasn’t always a butler; he used to be the silver polisher for some people in New York that had a silver service for two hundred people. He had to polish it from morning till night, until finally it began to affect his nose ——” “Things went from bad to worse,” suggested Miss Baker. “Yes. Things went from bad to worse, until finally he had to give up his position.” For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection upon her glowing face; her voice compelled me forward breathlessly as I listened — then the glow faded, each light deserting her with lingering regret, like children leaving a pleasant street at dusk. The butler came back and murmured something close to Tom’s ear, whereupon Tom frowned, pushed back his chair, and without a word went inside. As if his absence quickened something within her, Daisy leaned forward again, her voice glowing and singing. “I love to see you at my table, Nick. You remind me of a — of a rose, an absolute rose. Doesn’t he?” She turned to Miss Baker for confirmation: “An absolute rose?” This was untrue. I am not even faintly like a rose. She was only extemporizing, but a stirring warmth flowed from her, as if her heart was trying to come out to you concealed in one of those breathless, thrilling words. Then suddenly she threw her napkin on the table and excused herself and went into the house. Miss Baker and I exchanged a short glance consciously devoid of meaning. I was about to speak when she sat up alertly and said “Sh!” in a warning voice. A subdued impassioned murmur was audible in the room beyond, and Miss Baker leaned forward unashamed, trying to hear. The murmur trembled on the verge of coherence, sank down, mounted excitedly, and then ceased altogether. “This Mr. Gatsby you spoke of is my neighbor ——” I said. “Don’t talk. I want to hear what happens.” “Is something happening?” I inquired innocently. “You mean to say you don’t know?” said Miss Baker, honestly surprised. “I thought everybody knew.” “I don’t.” “Why ——” she said hesitantly, “Tom’s got some woman in New York.” “Got some woman?” I repeated blankly. Miss Baker nodded. “She might have the decency not to telephone him at dinner time. Don’t you think?” Almost before I had grasped her meaning there was the flutter of a dress and the crunch of leather boots, and Tom and Daisy were back at the table. “It couldn’t be helped!” cried Daisy with tense gaiety. She sat down, glanced searchingly at Miss Baker and then at me, and continued: “I looked outdoors for a minute, and it’s very romantic outdoors. There’s a bird on the lawn that I think must be a nightingale come over on the Cunard or White Star Line. He’s singing away ——” Her voice sang: “It’s romantic, isn’t it, Tom?” “Very romantic,” he said, and then miserably to me: “If it’s light enough after dinner, I want to take you down to the stables.” The telephone rang inside, startlingly, and as Daisy shook her head decisively at Tom the subject of the stables, in fact all subjects, vanished into air. Among the broken fragments of the last five minutes at table I remember the candles being lit again, pointlessly, and I was conscious of wanting to look squarely at every one, and yet to avoid all eyes. I couldn’t guess what Daisy and Tom were thinking, but I doubt if even Miss Baker, who seemed to have mastered a certain hardy scepticism, was able utterly to put this fifth guest’s shrill metallic urgency out of mind. To a certain temperament the situation might have seemed intriguing — my own instinct was to telephone immediately for the police. The horses, needless to say, were not mentioned again. Tom and Miss Baker, with several feet of twilight between them, strolled back into the library, as if to a vigil beside a perfectly tangible body, while, trying to look pleasantly interested and a little deaf, I followed Daisy around a chain of connecting verandas to the porch in front. In its deep gloom we sat down side by side on a wicker settee. Daisy took her face in her hands as if feeling its lovely shape, and her eyes moved gradually out into the velvet dusk. I saw that turbulent emotions possessed her, so I asked what I thought would be some sedative questions about her little girl. “We don’t know each other very well, Nick,” she said suddenly. “Even if we are cousins. You didn’t come to my wedding.” “I wasn’t back from the war.” “That’s true.” She hesitated. “Well, I’ve had a very bad time, Nick, and I’m pretty cynical about everything.” Evidently she had reason to be. I waited but she didn’t say any more, and after a moment I returned rather feebly to the subject of her daughter. “I suppose she talks, and — eats, and everything.” “Oh, yes.” She looked at me absently. “Listen, Nick; let me tell you what I said when she was born. Would you like to hear?” “Very much.” “It’ll show you how I’ve gotten to feel about — things. Well, she was less than an hour old and Tom was God knows where. I woke up out of the ether with an utterly abandoned feeling, and asked the nurse right away if it was a boy or a girl. She told me it was a girl, and so I turned my head away and wept. ‘all right,’ I said, ‘I’m glad it’s a girl. And I hope she’ll be a fool — that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” “You see I think everything’s terrible anyhow,” she went on in a convinced way. “Everybody thinks so — the most advanced people. And I know. I’ve been everywhere and seen everything and done everything.” Her eyes flashed around her in a defiant way, rather like Tom’s, and she laughed with thrilling scorn. “Sophisticated — God, I’m sophisticated!” The instant her voice broke off, ceasing to compel my attention, my belief, I felt the basic insincerity of what she had said. It made me uneasy, as though the whole evening had been a trick of some sort to exact a contributory emotion from me. I waited, and sure enough, in a moment she looked at me with an absolute smirk on her lovely face, as if she had asserted her membership in a rather distinguished secret society to which she and Tom belonged. Inside, the crimson room bloomed with light. Tom and Miss Baker sat at either end of the long couch and she read aloud to him from the Saturday Evening Post. — the words, murmurous and uninflected, running together in a soothing tune. The lamp-light, bright on his boots and dull on the autumn-leaf yellow of her hair, glinted along the paper as she turned a page with a flutter of slender muscles in her arms. When we came in she held us silent for a moment with a lifted hand. “To be continued,” she said, tossing the magazine on the table, “in our very next issue.” Her body asserted itself with a restless movement of her knee, and she stood up. “Ten o’clock,” she remarked, apparently finding the time on the ceiling. “Time for this good girl to go to bed.” “Jordan’s going to play in the tournament to-morrow,” explained Daisy, “over at Westchester.” “Oh — you’re Jordan Baker.” I knew now why her face was familiar — its pleasing contemptuous expression had looked out at me from many rotogravure pictures of the sporting life at Asheville and Hot Springs and Palm Beach. I had heard some story of her too, a critical, unpleasant story, but what it was I had forgotten long ago. “Good night,” she said softly. “Wake me at eight, won’t you.” “If you’ll get up.” “I will. Good night, Mr. Carraway. See you anon.” “Of course you will,” confirmed Daisy. “In fact I think I’ll arrange a marriage. Come over often, Nick, and I’ll sort of — oh — fling you together. You know — lock you up accidentally in linen closets and push you out to sea in a boat, and all that sort of thing ——” “Good night,” called Miss Baker from the stairs. “I haven’t heard a word.” “She’s a nice girl,” said Tom after a moment. “They oughtn’t to let her run around the country this way.” “Who oughtn’t to?” inquired Daisy coldly. “Her family.” “Her family is one aunt about a thousand years old. Besides, Nick’s going to look after her, aren’t you, Nick? She’s going to spend lots of week-ends out here this summer. I think the home influence will be very good for her.” Daisy and Tom looked at each other for a moment in silence. “Is she from New York?” I asked quickly. “From Louisville. Our white girlhood was passed together there. Our beautiful white ——” “Did you give Nick a little heart to heart talk on the veranda?” demanded Tom suddenly. “Did I?” She looked at me. “I can’t seem to remember, but I think we talked about the Nordic race. Yes, I’m sure we did. It sort of crept up on us and first thing you know ——” “Don’t believe everything you hear, Nick,” he advised me. I said lightly that I had heard nothing at all, and a few minutes later I got up to go home. They came to the door with me and stood side by side in a cheerful square of light. As I started my motor Daisy peremptorily called: “Wait!” “I forgot to ask you something, and it’s important. We heard you were engaged to a girl out West.” “That’s right,” corroborated Tom kindly. “We heard that you were engaged.” “It’s libel. I’m too poor.” “But we heard it,” insisted Daisy, surprising me by opening up again in a flower-like way. “We heard it from three people, so it must be true.” Of course I knew what they were referring to, but I wasn’t even vaguely engaged. The fact that gossip had published the banns was one of the reasons I had come East. You can’t stop going with an old friend on account of rumors, and on the other hand I had no intention of being rumored into marriage. Their interest rather touched me and made them less remotely rich — nevertheless, I was confused and a little disgusted as I drove away. It seemed to me that the thing for Daisy to do was to rush out of the house, child in arms — but apparently there were no such intentions in her head. As for Tom, the fact that he “had some woman in New York.” was really less surprising than that he had been depressed by a book. 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Something in his leisurely movements and the secure position of his feet upon the lawn suggested that it was Mr. Gatsby himself, come out to determine what share was his of our local heavens. I decided to call to him. Miss Baker had mentioned him at dinner, and that would do for an introduction. But I didn’t call to him, for he gave a sudden intimation that he was content to be alone — he stretched out his arms toward the dark water in a curious way, and, far as I was from him, I could have sworn he was trembling. Involuntarily I glanced seaward — and distinguished nothing except a single green light, minute and far away, that might have been the end of a dock. When I looked once more for Gatsby he had vanished, and I was alone again in the unquiet darkness.
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02-16-2014, 19:23:51: The birth rate and population growth in a country are two statistics that are influenced by each other. In developing countries like Sudan they have a very high birth rate, and population growth compared to Canada. Having a high birth rate is not a bad thing as it contributes to the population, gross domestic product (GDP) once the child can work, and work force. Though having a rapid growth rate can cause problems for the country like famine, poverty, pollution, and over population. With Sudan’s birth rate of 31/1000 people compared to Canada’s of 10/1000 adding to the population growth it is a big difference of 20 people. It is not a surprise to see a developing country having a high birth rate, but it may be hard for Sudan to sustain the population with enough of their needs at the rate they are going. Canada’s birth rate fluctuates quite often due to many reasons as a developed country. Canada has a low birth rate due to several reasons. As the country becomes more developed with technology, economy, and labour market there is a high demand for skilled and intelligent workers. For that to happen many people have to go through three stages of schooling (elementary, high school, university) before they are able to get a salary paying job; but sending a child through that process can be very expensive causing many to go into debt. For parents to raise their children can be a costly. The average cost to raise a child to the age of 18 in Canada is $243,000 dollars before schooling (CITE), and for many parents living in Canada it is a big decision for them to have one child causing a low birth rate and causing not a high population growth. Living in Sudan is very different from Canada. As different ethics and ways of life causes differences in the demographics. 50.6% (CITE) of Sudans population lives in poverty, while they have a higher birth rate due to the fact that families need the help, and working support of their children they are valued differently compared to Canada.
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02-23-2014, 11:25:57: During the story there is a scene in which Althea’s father attempts to ground her permanently by force, he does this by attaching metal braces to her legs to weigh her down. During the scene in which her metal braces are revealed to the audience, Althea – Rosalie Craig –, is wearing a large frilly dress that covers her legs, it is her friend, Piper – Amy Booth-Steel –, that makes her do the reveal. This use of costume is effective as the audience has never seen Rosalie with the leg braces on prior to this moment so when the dress is lifted it comes as a shock to the audience as the braces look very painful and the metallic look is
02-23-2014, 11:26:34: During the story there is a scene in which Althea’s father attempts to ground her permanently by force, he does this by attaching metal braces to her legs to weigh her down. During the scene in which her metal braces are revealed to the audience, Althea – Rosalie Craig –, is wearing a large frilly dress that covers her legs, it is her friend, Piper – Amy Booth-Steel –, that makes her do the reveal. This use of costume is effective as the audience has never seen Rosalie with the leg braces on prior to this moment so when the dress is lifted it comes as a shock to the audience as the braces look very painful and the metallic look is
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03-05-2014, 16:57:49: The Hero’s Journey Applied to Popular culture. the hero’s journey is also known as a monomyth. This theory was discovered by Joseph Campbell. A monomyth has 9 stages and ill be talking about all 9 of them in this video. The movie I chose to explain the heros journey is karate kid. so let me introduce you to the characters and their personalities in this movie; the main character or in other words the hero in karate kid is dre parker. Dre is a stubborn twelve year old who moved to china from Detroit because of his mom’s new job. Dre gets bullied at school and in the park because he is different from everyone else. The next character is mr han, mr han is a mantainace man who is secretly a kung fu expert. He saves dre from getting bullied once and later in the movie he teaches dre kung fu . now the third character is meiying, she is a beautiful girl who is a very dedicated violinist. Dre immediately falls for her and the feeling is mutual -- but cultural differences make such a friendship impossible. now dre’s mom; sherry parker. Shes is a jolly person who loves dre with all her heart.she is always supporting dre and helping him become a good human being. Now last but not the least.. cheng and the gang. Cheng is the leader of his kung fu gang because of him dre gets beaten up and bullied at school and at the park. Dre and cheng don’t go along because they both have feelings for meiying. So now let me tell you more about the first stage of a monomyth; the ordinary world and the call to adventure. The ordinary world is basically introductory of the story and characters where the hero or the main character is shown as a boring but diverse individual, who is living in an environment where he does not completely fit in. The hero is not comfortable with his surroundings and very insecure. So for example dre only had his mom and he moved to china he didn’t know anyone and he felt left out and uncomfortable around those people because it was all so new for him. The call to adventure, At this point the hero has figured out that there is a reason why he is different from others. But he needs to find out why? He starts getting hints and strange things & events happen which make it pretty clear that something needs to be done. An example of this would be when dre is enrolled in school and bullied, he knows that he cant just let that happen he needs to do something about it but he doesn’t know what. He hates china everything is new and he misses being the popular kid in Detroit. The refusal; this is the part is sort of like the call to adventure it when the hero is just not okay with what’s happening in his life and he wants to get away from everything. An example of this stage would be when dre yells at his mom and tells her how he dislikes china and everything there and he wants to go back to Detroit so he can be himself again. The acceptance; this is the stage where the hero realizes that there is no going back. Hes stuck and the only way out is to belive in himself and fight. Dre takes in that he has to fit in somehow. And an example would be when dre comes back from school and tries to learn kung fu by watching tv. Later in the movie he is ‘attacked’ by cheng and the gang again but hes saved by mr han who he though was an ordinary mantainance man. After saving dre, mr han and him- both go to meet cheng’s kung fu teacher and get challenged to compete in the kung fu tournament. Mr han and dre accept the challenge and mr han starts coaching dre for the tournament. Now entering the unknown; this is the point when the hero starts to discover new things and get out of his comfort zone and try harder to be a better him. This is mostly where the official thrill in the story starts. An example for this stage would be when dre is training for the tournament and he gets frustrated by the weird tasks mr han asks him to do, but he doesn’t understand that it all is part of a lesson which will help him later on in his journey .. Dre is asked to empty his mind and focus, that’s a massive problem for a twelve year old don’t you think? Supernatural aid; my favourite stage of the story! Heroes are almost always started on their journey by a character who has mastered the laws of the outside world and know how to help the hero.. In this story the supernatural aid is mr han. He appears out of nowhere and saved dre from cheng and the gang. Also mr han teaches dre very beneficial lessons and kung fu tricks& techniques so he can be a successful and hardworking kung fu master. Now to the next stageee! Allies & helpers. Allies and helpers and basically the people in the story who always support the hero no matter what. In karate kid the allies would be meiying and sherry parker because they were always by his side and always supported him with every decision he made. Also, meiying would be the woman as tempress too as she was a big part of dre’s life at a point in the story. Now talisman, this could be a person or an event that motivates the hero and a weird experience which the hero always wonders about but never gets the answer to until he is at the point of using that talisman. An example of this from the movie would be when mr han takes dre to learn about chi’s or in other words inner strength. Dre saw a woman and a snake . that incidence inspired him and he asked mr han about it and mr han replied with “ the woman wasn’t copying the snake, the snake was copying her because her heart and mind both were calm” this event assisted dre on his quest when he kicked cheng and won the kung fu tournament. Now the reward and the journey home. This stage is predictable, its when the hero dealt with everything and he’s rewarded with what he deserved. In this movie dre is rewarded with a trophy because he won the tournament and he is given a lot of respect by cheng and the gang. Exactly what he wanted. He wasn’t scared of getting bullied anymore him and cheng had no problems anymore. Now finally the last stage. Master of two worlds or restoring two worlds. Dre mastered kung fu and won the tournament and now he finally fits in with the people at school and he made friends. Dre is not scared of cheng anymore, he belives in himself. Dre also showed how he is a good friend, a good student and a good son by making everyone and himself happy by the end. Now just some other stuff about the movie if youre wondering. the message broadcasted by this movie is to never say never. Never give up and never change. Sometimes its okay to be stubborn. Also, this movie make us realize that learning new things can be very challenging but if you work hard enough and never give up then the outcome is very satisfying. Believing in yourself is the best way to get through an problem. Oh also did you wonder who was this movie directed to? Well, it was for pre teens and teens because they are diverse from others and going through a stage where they start thinking different, start looking differently and start learning more about themselves. Pre teens and teens also relate to movies like this the most too, getting bullying and trying to fit in are very common problems they face these days. Anyways! I hope you enjoyed and learned more about monomyths !
03-05-2014, 18:40:50: Mercutio: Everybody look at that whale. Nurse: Peter, come here. Peter: Yes, I'm at your service. Nurse: Give me my fan. Mercutio: Oh, so you want to hide your ugly face with that? Nurse: Of course not! Mercutio: Yes you do! Nurse: Leave, now! You gotta respect me gentleman. Mercutio: But ma'am I'm the hottest biatch in this place Nurse: (ignores) Do you know where is young Romeo? Romeo: Well if you keep looking like that I'll be aged by the time you find me. Nurse: Very well then, I need to talk to you... (looks at Mercutio) ...alone. Benvolio: She's probably going to involve Romeo into something Mercutio: Yeah! She is so bad! Romeo: Sh. Peter: Stop telling things to the nurse! Mercutio: Agh, okay. Hey! Romeo, will you come to your father's for lunch? Let’s go there. Romeo: Yes but i will meet you later. Peter, Benvolio and Mercutio exit Nurse:, Romeo, can I have a word with you? Romeo: Of curse , nurse Nurse: thank you, wait, who was that men who insulted me? Romeo: You should not worry, he is a disrespectful men, don’t pay too much attention to him. Nurse: That dirty rat! okay okay Romeo Romeo: So what do you want to tell me? Nurse: Oh yes, Juliet told me to come and talk to you. She also told me about your love, Romeo I’m warning you, you have to treat her right, you have to love her, care for her and pay attention to her. If you don’t do this, i'll kill you. Romeo: I swear I'll take care of her, and please tell her I say hello. Nurse: I don't believe in Miss Fry, but I believe you Romeo, I'll tell my lady you send some greetings. Romeo: Ok, thank you Nurse, and please tell my Juliet to meet me at Friars crib, there we will get married. Nurse: Yes, okay Romeo:Thanks nurse, here, take some money, but don't use it for alcohol. Nurse: mmm... well okay, thanks anyway(turns away) Romeo: Wait nurse, today my men will meet you and give you a rope ladder so I can later climb it and meet my Juliet. Nurse:Okay Romeo but (interrupts Romeo) Romeo:What do you have to say, Nurse? Nurse:Can your man keep a secret?Are you for sure? Romeo:I assure you, my man is as true as a steel. Nurse:Okay Romeo:Thanks, and give compliments to your lady Nurse: Yes, a thousand times! Exit Well, sir, my mistress is the sweetest lady. Lord, Lord, when she was a little baby—Oh, there is one nobleman in the city, a guy named Paris, who would be happy to claim her as his own. Juliet would rather look at a toad than at him. I make her angry sometimes by saying that Paris is more handsome than you are. But when I say so, I swear she turns white as a sheet. Don’t “ ROSEMARY Rosemary was a token of remembrance between lovers and for the deadROGive my compliments to your lady.PETER Go quickly. Exit
03-05-2014, 18:41:57: Mercutio: Everybody look at that whale. Nurse: Peter, come here. Peter: Yes, I'm at your service. Nurse: Give me my fan. Mercutio: Oh, so you want to hide your ugly face with that? Nurse: Of course not! Mercutio: Yes you do! Nurse: Leave, now! You gotta respect me gentleman. Mercutio: But ma'am I'm the hottest biatch in this place Nurse: (ignores) Do you know where is young Romeo? Romeo: Well if you keep looking like that I'll be aged by the time you find me. Nurse: Very well then, I need to talk to you... (looks at Mercutio) ...alone. Benvolio: She's probably going to involve Romeo into something Mercutio: Yeah! She is so bad! Romeo: Sh. Peter: Stop telling things to the nurse! Mercutio: Agh, okay. Hey! Romeo, will you come to your father's for lunch? Let’s go there. Romeo: Yes but i will meet you later. Peter, Benvolio and Mercutio exit Nurse:, Romeo, can I have a word with you? Romeo: Of curse , nurse Nurse: thank you, wait, who was that men who insulted me? Romeo: You should not worry, he is a disrespectful men, don’t pay too much attention to him. Nurse: That dirty rat! okay okay Romeo Romeo: So what do you want to tell me? Nurse: Oh yes, Juliet told me to come and talk to you. She also told me about your love, Romeo I’m warning you, you have to treat her right, you have to love her, care for her and pay attention to her. If you don’t do this, i'll kill you. Romeo: I swear I'll take care of her, and please tell her I say hello. Nurse: I don't believe in Miss Fry, but I believe you Romeo, I'll tell my lady you send some greetings. Romeo: Ok, thank you Nurse, and please tell my Juliet to meet me at Friars crib, there we will get married. Nurse: Yes, okay Romeo:Thanks nurse, here, take some money, but don't use it for alcohol. Nurse: mmm... well okay, thanks anyway(turns away) Romeo: Wait nurse, today my men will meet you and give you a rope ladder so I can later climb it and meet my Juliet. Nurse:Okay Romeo but (interrupts Romeo) Romeo:What do you have to say, Nurse? Nurse:Can your man keep a secret?Are you for sure? Romeo:I assure you, my man is as true as a steel. Nurse:Okay Romeo:Thanks, and give compliments to your lady Nurse: Yes, a thousand times! Exit Well, sir, my mistress is the sweetest lady. Lord, Lord, when she was a little baby—Oh, there is one nobleman in the city, a guy named Paris, who would be happy to claim her as his own. Juliet would rather look at a toad than at him. I make her angry sometimes by saying that Paris is more handsome than you are. But when I say so, I swear she turns white as a sheet. Don’t “ ROSEMARY Rosemary was a token of remembrance between lovers and for the deadROGive my compliments to your lady.PETER Go quickly. Exit
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03-08-2014, 19:23:58: Wells good. We met Caleb one nigh tin Small's. He had three assorted white folks in tow. We would have passed him by with but a nod had he not hailed us enthusiastically, risen, and introduced us with great acclaim to his friends who turned out to be schoolteachers from Iowa, a woman and two men. They appeared amazed and delighted to meet all at once two Negro writers and a black painter in the flesh. They invited us to have a drink with them. Money being scarce with us, we deigned to sit down at their table. The white lady said. "I've never met a Negro writer before." The two men added. "Neither have we." "Why, we know any number of white writers." we three dark bohemians declared with bored nonchalance. "But Negro writers are much more rare," said the lady. "There are plenty in Harlem," we said. "But not in Iowa," said one of the men, shaking his mop of red hair. "There are no good white writers in Iowa either, are there?" we asked superciliously. "Oh, yes, Ruth Suckow came from there." Whereupon we proceeded to light in upon Ruth Suckow as old hat and to annihilate her in favor of Kay Boyle. The way we flung names around seemed to impress both Caleb and his white guests. This, of course, delighted us, though we were too young and too proud to admit it. The drinks came and everything was going well, all of us drinking, and we three showing off in a high-brow manner, when suddenly at the table just behind us a man got up and knocked down a woman. He was a brownskin man. The woman was blonde. As she rose he knocked her down again. Then the red-haired man from Iowa got up and knocked the colored man down. He said, "Keep your hands off that white woman." The man got up and said, "She's not a white woman. She's my wife." One of the waiters added, "She's not white, sir, she's colored." Whereupon the man from Iowa looked puzzled, dropped his fists, and said, "I'm sorry." The colored man said, "What are you doing up here in Harlem anyway, interfering with my family affairs?" The white man said, "I thought she was a white woman." The woman who had been on the floor rose and said, "Well, I'm not a white woman, I'm colored, and you leave my husband alone." Then they both lit in on the gentleman from Iowa. It took all of us and several waiters, too, to separate them. When it was over the manager requested us to kindly pay our bill and get out. He said we were disturbing the peace. So we all left. We went to a fish restaurant down the street. Caleb was terribly apologetic to his white friends. We artists were both mad and amused. "Why did you say you were sorry," said the colored painter to the visitor from Iowa, "after you'd hit that man-and then found out it wasn't a white woman you were defending, but merely a light colored woman who looked white?" "Well," answered the red-haired Iowan. "I didn't mean to be butting in if they were all the same race." "Don't you think a woman needs defending from a brute, no matter what race she may be?" asked the painter. "Yes, but I think it's up to you to defend your own women." "Oh, so you'd divide up a brawl according to races, no matter who was right?" "Well, I wouldn't say that." "You mean you wouldn't defend a colored woman whose husband was knocking her down?" asked the poet. Before the visitor had time to answer, the painter said. "No! You just got mad because you thought a black man was hitting a white woman. " "But she looked like a white woman," countered the man. "Like some Negroes pass for white," Caleb interposed. "Anyhow, I don't like it," said the colored painter, "the way you stopped defending her when you found out she wasn't white." "No, we don't like it," we all agreed except Caleb. Caleb said in extenuation, "But Mr. Stubblefield is new to Harlem." The red-haired white man said, "Yes, it's my first time here." "Maybe Mr. Stubblefield ought to stay out of Harlem," we observed. "I agree," Mr. Stubblefield said. "Good night." He got up then and there and left the cafe. He stalked as he walked. His red head disappeared into the night. "Oh, that's too bad," said the white couple who remained. "Stubby's temper just got the best of him. But explain to us, are many colored folks really as fair as that woman?" "Sure, lots of them have mor~ white blood than colored, and pass for white. " "Do they?" said the lady and gentleman from Iowa. "You never read Nella Larsen?" we asked; "She writes novels," Caleb explained. "She's part white herself." "Read her," we advised. "Also read the Autobiography of an Ex-colored Man." Not that we had read it ourselves--because we paid but little attention to the older colored writers--but we know it was about passing for white. We all ordered fish and settled down comfortably to shocking our white friends with tales about how many Negroes there were passing for white all over America. We were determined to epater Ie bourgeois real good via this white couple we had cornered, when the woman leaned over the table in the midst of our dissertations and said, "Listen, gentlemen, you needn't spread the word, but me and my husband aren't white either. We've just been passing for white for the last fifteen years." "What?" "We're colored, too, just like you," said the husband. "But it's better passing for white because we make more money." Well, that took the wind out of us. It took the wind out of Caleb, too. He thought all the time he was showing some fine white folks Harlem--and they were as colored as he was! Caleb almost never cursed. But this time he said, "I'll be damned!" Then everybody laughed. And laughed! We almost had hysterics. All at once we dropped our professionally self-conscious "Negro" manners, became natural, ate fish, and talked and kidded freely like colored folks do when there are no white folks around. We really had fun then, joking about that red-haired guy who mistook a fair, colored woman for white. After the fish we went to two or three more night spots and drank until five o'clock in the morning. Finally we put the light-colored people in a taxi heading downtown. They turned to shout a last good-by. The cab was just about to move off, when the woman called to the driver to stop. She leaned out the window and said with a grin, "Listen. boys! I hate to confuse you again. But, to tell you the truth, my husband and I aren't colored at all. We're white. We just thought we'd kid you by passing for colored a little while--just as you said Negroes sometimes pass for white." She laughed as they sped off toward Central Park, waving. "Good-by!" We didn't say a thing. We just stood there on the comer in Harlem dumbfounded--¬not knowing now which way we'd been fooled. Were they really white-passing for colored? or colored-passing for white? Whatever race they were, they had had too much fun at our expense--even if they did pay for the drinks
03-08-2014, 19:24:17: Wells good. We met Caleb one nigh tin Small's. He had three assorted white folks in tow. We would have passed him by with but a nod had he not hailed us enthusiastically, risen, and introduced us with great acclaim to his friends who turned out to be schoolteachers from Iowa, a woman and two men. They appeared amazed and delighted to meet all at once two Negro writers and a black painter in the flesh. They invited us to have a drink with them. Money being scarce with us, we deigned to sit down at their table. The white lady said. "I've never met a Negro writer before." The two men added. "Neither have we." "Why, we know any number of white writers." we three dark bohemians declared with bored nonchalance. "But Negro writers are much more rare," said the lady. "There are plenty in Harlem," we said. "But not in Iowa," said one of the men, shaking his mop of red hair. "There are no good white writers in Iowa either, are there?" we asked superciliously. "Oh, yes, Ruth Suckow came from there." Whereupon we proceeded to light in upon Ruth Suckow as old hat and to annihilate her in favor of Kay Boyle. The way we flung names around seemed to impress both Caleb and his white guests. This, of course, delighted us, though we were too young and too proud to admit it. The drinks came and everything was going well, all of us drinking, and we three showing off in a high-brow manner, when suddenly at the table just behind us a man got up and knocked down a woman. He was a brownskin man. The woman was blonde. As she rose he knocked her down again. Then the red-haired man from Iowa got up and knocked the colored man down. He said, "Keep your hands off that white woman." The man got up and said, "She's not a white woman. She's my wife." One of the waiters added, "She's not white, sir, she's colored." Whereupon the man from Iowa looked puzzled, dropped his fists, and said, "I'm sorry." The colored man said, "What are you doing up here in Harlem anyway, interfering with my family affairs?" The white man said, "I thought she was a white woman." The woman who had been on the floor rose and said, "Well, I'm not a white woman, I'm colored, and you leave my husband alone." Then they both lit in on the gentleman from Iowa. It took all of us and several waiters, too, to separate them. When it was over the manager requested us to kindly pay our bill and get out. He said we were disturbing the peace. So we all left. We went to a fish restaurant down the street. Caleb was terribly apologetic to his white friends. We artists were both mad and amused. "Why did you say you were sorry," said the colored painter to the visitor from Iowa, "after you'd hit that man-and then found out it wasn't a white woman you were defending, but merely a light colored woman who looked white?" "Well," answered the red-haired Iowan. "I didn't mean to be butting in if they were all the same race." "Don't you think a woman needs defending from a brute, no matter what race she may be?" asked the painter. "Yes, but I think it's up to you to defend your own women." "Oh, so you'd divide up a brawl according to races, no matter who was right?" "Well, I wouldn't say that." "You mean you wouldn't defend a colored woman whose husband was knocking her down?" asked the poet. Before the visitor had time to answer, the painter said. "No! You just got mad because you thought a black man was hitting a white woman. " "But she looked like a white woman," countered the man. "Like some Negroes pass for white," Caleb interposed. "Anyhow, I don't like it," said the colored painter, "the way you stopped defending her when you found out she wasn't white." "No, we don't like it," we all agreed except Caleb. Caleb said in extenuation, "But Mr. Stubblefield is new to Harlem." The red-haired white man said, "Yes, it's my first time here." "Maybe Mr. Stubblefield ought to stay out of Harlem," we observed. "I agree," Mr. Stubblefield said. "Good night." He got up then and there and left the cafe. He stalked as he walked. His red head disappeared into the night. "Oh, that's too bad," said the white couple who remained. "Stubby's temper just got the best of him. But explain to us, are many colored folks really as fair as that woman?" "Sure, lots of them have mor~ white blood than colored, and pass for white. " "Do they?" said the lady and gentleman from Iowa. "You never read Nella Larsen?" we asked; "She writes novels," Caleb explained. "She's part white herself." "Read her," we advised. "Also read the Autobiography of an Ex-colored Man." Not that we had read it ourselves--because we paid but little attention to the older colored writers--but we know it was about passing for white. We all ordered fish and settled down comfortably to shocking our white friends with tales about how many Negroes there were passing for white all over America. We were determined to epater Ie bourgeois real good via this white couple we had cornered, when the woman leaned over the table in the midst of our dissertations and said, "Listen, gentlemen, you needn't spread the word, but me and my husband aren't white either. We've just been passing for white for the last fifteen years." "What?" "We're colored, too, just like you," said the husband. "But it's better passing for white because we make more money." Well, that took the wind out of us. It took the wind out of Caleb, too. He thought all the time he was showing some fine white folks Harlem--and they were as colored as he was! Caleb almost never cursed. But this time he said, "I'll be damned!" Then everybody laughed. And laughed! We almost had hysterics. All at once we dropped our professionally self-conscious "Negro" manners, became natural, ate fish, and talked and kidded freely like colored folks do when there are no white folks around. We really had fun then, joking about that red-haired guy who mistook a fair, colored woman for white. After the fish we went to two or three more night spots and drank until five o'clock in the morning. Finally we put the light-colored people in a taxi heading downtown. They turned to shout a last good-by. The cab was just about to move off, when the woman called to the driver to stop. She leaned out the window and said with a grin, "Listen. boys! I hate to confuse you again. But, to tell you the truth, my husband and I aren't colored at all. We're white. We just thought we'd kid you by passing for colored a little while--just as you said Negroes sometimes pass for white." She laughed as they sped off toward Central Park, waving. "Good-by!" We didn't say a thing. We just stood there on the comer in Harlem dumbfounded--¬not knowing now which way we'd been fooled. Were they really white-passing for colored? or colored-passing for white? Whatever race they were, they had had too much fun at our expense--even if they did pay for the drinks
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03-14-2014, 20:32:32: High quality global journalism requires investment. Please share this article with others using the link below, do not cut & paste the article. See our Ts&Cs and Copyright Policy for more detail. Email ftsales.support@ft.com to buy additional rights. http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/ffea2660-ab9e-11e3-aad9-00144feab7de.html#ixzz2vzz1JLPX Russian companies are pulling billions out of western banks, fearful that any US sanctions over the Crimean crisis could lead to an asset freeze, according to bankers in Moscow. Sberbank and VTB, Russia’s giant partly state-owned banks, as well as industrial companies, such as energy group Lukoil, are among those repatriating cash from western lenders with operations in the US. VTB has also cancelled a planned US investor summit next month, according to bankers. The flight comes as last-ditch diplomatic talks between Russia’s foreign minister and the US secretary of state to resolve the tensions in Ukraine ended without an agreement. In depth Battle for Ukraine In depth: pro-EU Ukrain rallies Viktor Yanukovich has been ousted but Russia is flexing its military muscle, fearing a threat to its interests in Ukraine Markets were nervous before Sunday’s Crimea referendum on secession from Ukraine. Traders and businesspeople fear this could spark western sanctions against Russia as early as Monday. Yields on Russia’s 10-year government bonds rose close to 9.7 per cent on Friday, compared with less than 8 per cent in January. The rouble hit 36.7 to the dollar, near to its weakest rate on record. It also emerged on Friday that Russia’s top 10 billionaires, led by Alisher Usmanov, had lost a combined $6.6bn of their net worth over the past week, according to research firm Wealth-X. Russian equities, which showed more weakness on Friday, have lost 20 per cent of their value since the start of the year. “You don’t need to have sanctions in place to cause economic turmoil,” said Christopher Granville, managing director of Trusted Sources, an emerging markets research firm. “The expectation is enough.” Strobe Talbott, president of the Brookings Institution, who served in the State Department under Bill Clinton, said: “The irony is that the Russian banking sector has made quite a lot of progress in plugging into the global system. That means it is vulnerable, and a good lever for applying pressure.” Data published by the Federal Reserve Bank of New York sparked speculation that the Russian central bank was also reducing its vulnerability to potential sanctions. The data showed a drop of $105bn in Treasuries held by foreign institutions for the week ending March 12.
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03-15-2014, 15:03:41: The district court erred in admitting the evidence obtained during an investigatory stop. The circumstances surrounding the stop did not fall within the Fourth Amendment exception pursuant to U.S v. Hensley, 469 U.S. 221 (1985). The Defendant had no expectation of privacy when the officer conducted the stop on basis of a mere completed misdemeanor. Therefore, this Court should reverse the district court’s order and suppress the evidence in order to secure Defendant’s constitutional rights. First, it would be in the best interest of the Court to adopt the per se bar making it unreasonable to stop the Defendant based on a completed misdemeanor. Several circuits have adopted a per se bar making it unreasonable to conduct an investigatory stop on the basis of a completed misdemeanor. Specifically, the Sixth Circuit, in Gaddis, prohibits the investigatory stops for completed misdemeanors leaving no room for police misconduct. Therefore, it would be in Court’s interest to adopt a per se rule in order to protect Mr. Dansby’s constitutional rights. Secondly, by not suppressing the evidence, the Court will likely promote the governmental interest. However, by solely promoting governmental interest, the individual’s privacy is completely neglected. Under the balancing test, there needs to be a balance between governmental interest and individual interest. In other words, the governmental interest cannot outweigh the individual interests. However, under the present circumstances, the government’s interest in promoting crime prevention for a completed misdemeanor cannot be considered reasonable under the Fourth Amendment. By stopping the Defendant for a mere completed misdemeanor, the government is neglecting severe crimes that might in fact pose serious threat to the public safety. Furthermore, this Court needs to take the Defendant’s individual privacy interests into consideration. For the sole purpose of identifying Defendant’s role in the completed misdemeanor, the Defendant’s constitutional rights are being violated. In addition, when there are other means of positively identifying the Defendant, conducting an investigatory stop for a completed misdemeanor does not serve the purpose of Fourth Amendment.
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03-17-2014, 02:32:51: Good afternoon, Ambassador, professor and my Adviser. Today, I'm proudly to present my research ‐ The United States and Vietnam Relations: 1975 – 2011. The contents are as follows; 1 • Background and Problem • Objectives and Scope • Research Methodology • Result and Discussion • Conclusion 2 From 1975 to 2011, the relationship between the United States and Vietnam changed from that of being foes to friends. After the Vietnam War, in 1975, the United States closed its Embassy and evacuated all Embassy personnel. 35 years later, the United States and Vietnam demonstrated the end of diplomatic hostilities with a symbolic gesture of military cooperation with the U.S. nuclear super‐carrier USS GEORGE WASHINGTON, cruising in the territorial waters of Vietnam. This occasion initiated the beginning of friendly diplomatic relations between the two countries and would lead to a new era of cooperation between them. 3 Statement of problems As I mentioned earlier, The various foreign policies, political leaders, and all other social, economic, political, military, and environmental factors all played a role in taking this relationship from where it was to the relationship it is today. Thus, the question is, how did their relations lead up to this unlikely cooperation? Why did their relations come to be this way? What factors drove the relationship in this direction? Finally, what will happen in the future? 4 The objectives of the study are as follows; 1. To study the relationship between the United States and Vietnam during1975 ‐ 2011. 2. To analyze factors that influenced the relationship between the United States and Vietnam during 1975 ‐ 2011. 3. To predict the future of the U.S. ‐ Vietnam Relations. 5 For Scope and Limitation • Thesis study on Vietnam and the United States relationship from 1975 to 2011. • As the period of time of the study is more than two decades, and the political regime was dramatically changed, the study was decided to focus on only American side and divided the time into two periods, the Post‐Vietnam War period (from 1975‐ 1989 B.C.) and the Post‐Cold War period (1989‐2011 B.C.). 6 This Research is a qualitative type research by studying the relationship of two units. The data used in this study is the history during 1975 and 2011, collected from text book, news, articles in academic journals, as well as official publication. The data was analyzed based on Qualitative Analysis, examines the relationship between the United States and Vietnam from 1975 to 2011 7 Analysis focus on each American leader on his president Power as well as economic political and security aspect during each administration. define the foreign policy of the United States toward Vietnam and analyze the factor that affected the relation. Then, the study assess the future of the relation, using the major factors that affect it. 8 9 Since the Vietnam War finish, key issues in U.S.‐Vietnam relations can be separated as follows; Vietnam War “legacy” issues, diplomatic ties, economic ties, military‐to military ties, the U.S. foreign assistance to Vietnam, and human rights issues. 10 After the end of the Vietnam War in 1975. U.S.‐ Vietnam relations frozen until 1995. In 1978, Vietnam invaded Cambodia. U.S. policy held that normalization of its relations be based on withdrawal of the Vietnamese military from Cambodia and on continued cooperation on (POW/MIA) issues and other humanitarian concerns. In 1995, the United States announced the formal normalization of diplomatic relations. An IMET agreement in place since 2005. Full economic normalization was accomplished in December 2006. 11 In 2009, the United States provided foreign military financing (FMF) for Vietnam for the first time. The first signs of a deepening military‐military relationship is the first U.S.‐Vietnam joint naval engagement, involving noncombat training on board the USS John S. McCain in August 2010 and July 2011. 11 In the years following the Vietnam War, presidential power was at an obvious decline. Although the president was able to initiate foreign policy in areas that he found interesting or concerning, the policies still needed approval from Congress; however, most were opposed, making the president anything but an authority on foreign policy. The constraints on the U.S.‐Vietnam relation were not only that congress and public opinion were afraid of the Vietnam War, but also the U.S. détente policy and the political regime in the period because during the Cold War. For example, Carter’s administration tried to normalized relations with Vietnam but Vietnam aligned itself with the USSR and invaded Cambodia. After the invasion of Cambodia, Carter halted all U.S. efforts to improve relations 12 with Vietnam until the end of the Cold War. The pattern of the U.S. foreign policy toward Vietnam during the terms of Ford, Carter and Reagan were the same. They all continued to try and neutralize the relationship by offering humanitarian, economic, and military aid to them in exchange for investigative efforts on U.S. POW/MIA. For example, Under Reagan’s administration, the U.S. clarified that progress toward normal relations depended on Vietnam’s full cooperation in obtaining the fullest possible account for U.S. personnel listed as POW/MIAs. . 12 The Post‐Cold War period is very different from recent years because the Communist Regime finally ceased to be a threat that needed protection by the United States. Foreign economy became more important than security policy. According to this study, American presidents were able to focus on economic dimensions or relevant issues rather than national security. Since then, economic interests of the U.S. became the most necessary agenda for the U.S.‐ Vietnam relation in the Post‐Cold War period. The pattern of the U.S. foreign policy during Bush Senior, Clinton, and Bush Junior period involved continuous efforts to try and normalize the country’s relationship with Vietnam. In the hopes of accessing information regarding the whereabouts of the POW/MIA servicemen from the Vietnam War, earlier post‐war presidents offered various humanitarian, economic, and military aids to Vietnam. 13 However, unlike the Post‐Vietnam War period, the U.S. goal in bilateral relations changed as the priorities shifted into that of economic interest. Although the POW/MIA was the main U.S. problem at the beginning of period, it was surpassed by economic interest and security. From the presidential terms of Bush senior to Bush junior, economic interest became the most important factor influencing the direction of foreign policy. 13 During the Obama administration, national security has been the most important goal. According to this, the rise of China and the South China Sea dispute became the most influential factors that forced the U.S. military presence into the region, especially in Vietnam. In 2011, the U.S. had two main interests in Vietnam: Firstly, economic interest on bilateral trade with Vietnam who is the highest capability in ASEAN and large U.S. investment in Vietnam. Secondly, containment for China maritime power to maintain U.S. interest in the South China Sea. 14 However, the two main U.S. interests relate to the projection of Chinese power in the South China Sea. For example, if China exceeded power in the region and the dispute became serious, it would not only damage the U.S. investment in Vietnam but also decline U.S. interest in the South China Sea. The study shows that the U.S. economic interests were affected most by the projection of China’s power. According to this, the future of the U.S.‐ Vietnam relations based on the U.S. foreign policy goal could be seen in three different ways: 14 Firstly, in the case that China was threatened by a serious problem that would hinder its military power—such as political problem and economic problem—the South China Sea dispute and China influence in the region would be declined. The U.S. would then likely ease the pressure on the South China Sea and the Power of China. In this regard, the threat from China would no longer exist; furthermore, the U.S. would no longer need to expend costs towards the containment of Chinese power in those regions. Ultimately, the U.S. would reduce military cooperation with Vietnam because the U.S. might reduce military assistance and allocate funds elsewhere where new economic interests exist. 15 Secondly, in this scenario, the power of China is still ongoing and the South China Sea dispute was not resolved. Both the U.S. and Vietnam, in an effort to prevent China’s dominance, strengthen their military cooperation. The U.S. might use the Vietnamese naval base—for example; Kamran Bay—for the military deployment. As long as the China power was balanced the South China Sea dispute still existed, the two countries and even China could benefit their own interests. 15 Thirdly, the most dangerous of the three, China continues to extend its military power in the region and the South China Sea dispute become serious. Vietnam might confront China with U.S. support. Worst case scenario, it possibly leads to war. According the history in this study, the U.S. would be very likely to intervene because the U.S. goal strives to ensure that the U.S. maintains the freedom to navigate in and around the South China Sea. Moreover, the U.S. would secure the economic and investment ties that exist in Vietnam. Though the way of relations relies on economic interest and China’s Power, some factors could affect the future of relations: Sino‐American relations, Sino‐Vietnam relation, influences of Vietnamese‐American citizens; Vietnamese workers in U.S. overseas companies in Vietnam; and the Strength of the ASEAN community. 16 Studying the relationship between the United States and Vietnam is will not only help every country learn about the way U.S. foreign policy utilized in Vietnam, but also help them to know the factors that influenced the U.S.‐Vietnam relationship, including factors that are likely to influence their future relationship. Moreover, the results will be valuable data for any public and private sectors in Vietnam and others such as Thailand in order to analyze and to better predict the outcomes of situations by using the past as a tool for the overall improvement of foreign relations with the United States and all other countries. 17 The study shows that the U.S. foreign policy towards Vietnam since the Vietnam War is governed by economic interests and military security in the Southeast Asia, which is why the U.S. return to strengthen economic and military relations with Vietnam after the Cold War despite the United States suffered the biggest humiliation of its history in the Vietnam War. So it is likely that the United States can go to any extent in the furtherance of its interest, for example, After Vietnamese intervention in Cambodia in 1972, the United States supported the Khmer Rouge against the Cambodian government despite the whole world knowing the brutalities of the blood thirsty regime of Pol Pot. Thus, Vietnam and others such as Thailand should tread carefully in moving ahead with the relationship and take all the assurances of USA with a pinch of salt, as well as give priority to strengthen the ASEAN community. 17 I would like to express my sincerest gratitude to my adviser, Asst. Prof. Dr. Narong Sinsawasdi, for his genuine and precious guidance, concern and encouragement all throughout the conduct of the research. Likewise to Dr. Somkiati Ariyapruchya for giving his kind help and wonderful inspiration.I would also like to thank Assoc. Prof. Dr. Somjai Phagaphasvivat for his kindness as members of my research committees.
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What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part Belonging to a man. O, be some other name! What's in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet; So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd, Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name, And for that name which is no part of thee Take all myself. ROMEO I take thee at thy word: Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; Henceforth I never will be Romeo. JULIET What man art thou that thus bescreen'd in night So stumblest on my counsel? ROMEO By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am: My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, Because it is an enemy to thee; Had I it written, I would tear the word. JULIET My ears have not yet drunk a hundred words Of that tongue's utterance, yet I know the sound: Art thou not Romeo and a Montague? ROMEO Neither, fair saint, if either thee dislike. JULIET How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? 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I am no pilot; yet, wert thou as far As that vast shore wash'd with the farthest sea, I would adventure for such merchandise. JULIET Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face, Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny What I have spoke: but farewell compliment! Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay,' And I will take thy word: yet if thou swear'st, Thou mayst prove false; at lovers' perjuries Then say, Jove laughs. O gentle Romeo, If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully: Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won, I'll frown and be perverse an say thee nay, So thou wilt woo; but else, not for the world. In truth, fair Montague, I am too fond, And therefore thou mayst think my 'havior light: But trust me, gentleman, I'll prove more true Than those that have more cunning to be strange. I should have been more strange, I must confess, But that thou overheard'st, ere I was ware, My true love's passion: therefore pardon me, And not impute this yielding to light love, Which the dark night hath so discovered. ROMEO Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops-- JULIET O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable. ROMEO What shall I swear by? JULIET Do not swear at all; Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, Which is the god of my idolatry, And I'll believe thee. ROMEO If my heart's dear love-- JULIET Well, do not swear: although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract to-night: It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden; Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be Ere one can say 'It lightens.' Sweet, good night! This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet. 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Bondage is hoarse, and may not speak aloud; Else would I tear the cave where Echo lies, And make her airy tongue more hoarse than mine, With repetition of my Romeo's name. ROMEO It is my soul that calls upon my name: How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night, Like softest music to attending ears! JULIET Romeo! ROMEO My dear? JULIET At what o'clock to-morrow Shall I send to thee? ROMEO At the hour of nine. JULIET I will not fail: 'tis twenty years till then. I have forgot why I did call thee back. ROMEO Let me stand here till thou remember it. JULIET I shall forget, to have thee still stand there, Remembering how I love thy company. ROMEO And I'll still stay, to have thee still forget, Forgetting any other home but this. JULIET 'Tis almost morning; I would have thee gone: And yet no further than a wanton's bird; Who lets it hop a little from her hand, Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves, And with a silk thread plucks it back again, So loving-jealous of his liberty. 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05-09-2014, 06:08:33: A report by the North American Securities Administrators Association (NASAA) found that "70 per cent of day traders lose all the money they invest." Also, according to an article on fool.com, "about 90% of day traders 'are washed up within three months.'" In the article, David Shellenberger of the Massachusetts Securities Division noted that 'Most traders will lose all of their money.'" The article went on to add that "95 percent of investors fail" within their first two years of day trading. So, the key is to proceed with caution when day trading. The article also advises that those who do day trade, treat it like gambling and "only use money that you can afford to lose."
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05-16-2014, 16:23:30: I have a lot to say! First off, I have a vision on what would happen if humanity mixed up the basic 11 colors. What would be the new orange, red and green? I still don't know. Second of all,what is up with global warming? I've seen pictures of what earth will look like in 2036 but they all look different. I don't understand. It's driving me up the wall! Next, will humanity ever run out of original ideas for inventions? Actually, I haven't thought about that subject much. I have read articles about that that agree that we will never run out of new thoughts for products. Based on my research, I'd say that if we never run out of new materials, we won't run out of original inventions. There are so many questions in my mind! Is sorcery real? Will pigs ever fly? Will the human race run out of new words for the dictionary? Will a teleportation device and time machine ever come to be? All of these questions squished up inside my over capacity brain. Some may never even be answered. Well, it has been nice sharing my thoughts with the audience all the way up in San Francisco! Hello up there! I hope you get to hear this, Rob Hansen! See you later, alligator! Ha! Goodbye!
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05-20-2014, 18:34:30: For just as the body is one and has many members, and all the members of the body, though many, are one body, so it is with Christ. For in the one Spirit we were all baptized into one body—Jews or Greeks, slaves or free—and we were all made to drink of one Spirit. Indeed, the body does not consist of one member but of many. If the foot were to say, ‘Because I am not a hand, I do not belong to the body’, that would not make it any less a part of the body. And if the ear were to say, ‘Because I am not an eye, I do not belong to the body’, that would not make it any less a part of the body. If the whole body were an eye, where would the hearing be? If the whole body were hearing, where would the sense of smell be? But as it is, God arranged the members in the body, each one of them, as he chose. If all were a single member, where would the body be? As it is, there are many members, yet one body. The eye cannot say to the hand, ‘I have no need of you’, nor again the head to the feet, ‘I have no need of you.’ On the contrary, the members of the body that seem to be weaker are indispensable, and those members of the body that we think less honourable we clothe with greater honour, and our less respectable members are treated with greater respect; whereas our more respectable members do not need this. But God has so arranged the body, giving the greater honour to the inferior member, that there may be no dissension within the body, but the members may have the same care for one another. If one member suffers, all suffer together with it; if one member is honoured, all rejoice together with it. Now you are the body of Christ and individually members of it. And God has appointed in the church first apostles, second prophets, third teachers; then deeds of power, then gifts of healing, forms of assistance, forms of leadership, various kinds of tongues. Are all apostles? Are all prophets? Are all teachers? Do all work miracles? Do all possess gifts of healing? Do all speak in tongues? Do all interpret? But strive for the greater gifts. And I will show you a still more excellent way.
05-20-2014, 18:34:47: For just as the body is one and has many members, and all the members of the body, though many, are one body, so it is with Christ. For in the one Spirit we were all baptized into one body—Jews or Greeks, slaves or free—and we were all made to drink of one Spirit. Indeed, the body does not consist of one member but of many. If the foot were to say, ‘Because I am not a hand, I do not belong to the body’, that would not make it any less a part of the body. And if the ear were to say, ‘Because I am not an eye, I do not belong to the body’, that would not make it any less a part of the body. If the whole body were an eye, where would the hearing be? If the whole body were hearing, where would the sense of smell be? But as it is, God arranged the members in the body, each one of them, as he chose. If all were a single member, where would the body be? As it is, there are many members, yet one body. The eye cannot say to the hand, ‘I have no need of you’, nor again the head to the feet, ‘I have no need of you.’ On the contrary, the members of the body that seem to be weaker are indispensable, and those members of the body that we think less honourable we clothe with greater honour, and our less respectable members are treated with greater respect; whereas our more respectable members do not need this. But God has so arranged the body, giving the greater honour to the inferior member, that there may be no dissension within the body, but the members may have the same care for one another. If one member suffers, all suffer together with it; if one member is honoured, all rejoice together with it. Now you are the body of Christ and individually members of it. And God has appointed in the church first apostles, second prophets, third teachers; then deeds of power, then gifts of healing, forms of assistance, forms of leadership, various kinds of tongues. Are all apostles? Are all prophets? Are all teachers? Do all work miracles? Do all possess gifts of healing? Do all speak in tongues? Do all interpret? But strive for the greater gifts. And I will show you a still more excellent way.
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05-22-2014, 07:06:56: This is a manual A mysterious ballad That as I become old Write to the young and bold Open wide your ears And prepare for tears For my advice is not Aimed at the faint of heart Choose the right companion Since there will action To the Amazonias You shall set your compass Do care for each other As you will encounter Both beauty and danger In these deadly waters When fear captures you And life becomes dark blue Remember that you are The one at the guitar Face each of the trials With gratitude and smile It’s over and above From them that grows the love Learn well your instrument So that like me one day Your soul wholly allay You may chirp your own chant
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05-25-2014, 19:59:57: Failing at things comes natural to me. It’s not like I’m not good at things, But sometimes, when I look up At the stars and the planets and all that surround me in the vast emptiness of where I stand, And where the sky meets the earth in a grand spectacle That can only be described by the loss of words when experiencing it, I want to point out the collection of light that defines me and say, “That’s how I want to be remembered.” But I can’t say that. No ones around to listen. Oh sure, there are the adults. They listen all right. They listen to me like I listen back to myself after a first draft of some form of writing that I want to call poetry but just can’t because it isn’t beautiful enough yet. They say that I have a way with words. Maybe I do. I learned from the best. I don’t want to preach to the adults, Who have already experienced the beauty in life. I want the kids to listen to me. I want to lead them on top of a soapbox I want to yell out to them to abandon their hopeless goals and show them what really matters in the world. The only problem is I don’t know what matters, and I’d lead them around in circles for hours until they got bored and left. My goal in life is to find the one person that can listen to me when I ramble on about some new ink that has left its splatter on my life and carved itself into my brain. I want to find someone who will listen to me strum some clangy notes on an instrument that I know I’m never going to be the best at but still try to be because trying that’s all the matters and that they’ll know that what the notes mean is a letter, A letter addressed to only them so that they may open and find the one secret I can never share with anyone. I want them to hear my words, or my notes, or whatever I may be doing at the time. Maybe I’m rowing and their cheering me on, I don’t care. I don’t care. I want them to see whatever the heck I’m doing at the time And know that it means I love them. But I will never find that person. I’m still trapped inside my mind and as the words flood into me like the dam that was holding back the flood of memories and emotions and pain has now been lifted, and that it’s all rushing in at once and I can’t control it or lessen it. There’s the pounding of an angry ocean inside my head at all times, Thundering at me embarrassment and wrongdoings over the howl of the ocean, And I want to speak to the person, and ask them if they might give me the chance to prove to them that they love me too. But I can’t. Because what comes naturally to me isn’t the words of a poet, or a lover or a leader, No, what comes naturally to me is failing. And let me tell you, I’m pretty dang good at that.
05-25-2014, 20:00:15: Failing at things comes natural to me. It’s not like I’m not good at things, But sometimes, when I look up At the stars and the planets and all that surround me in the vast emptiness of where I stand, And where the sky meets the earth in a grand spectacle That can only be described by the loss of words when experiencing it, I want to point out the collection of light that defines me and say, “That’s how I want to be remembered.” But I can’t say that. No ones around to listen. Oh sure, there are the adults. They listen all right. They listen to me like I listen back to myself after a first draft of some form of writing that I want to call poetry but just can’t because it isn’t beautiful enough yet. They say that I have a way with words. Maybe I do. I learned from the best. I don’t want to preach to the adults, Who have already experienced the beauty in life. I want the kids to listen to me. I want to lead them on top of a soapbox I want to yell out to them to abandon their hopeless goals and show them what really matters in the world. The only problem is I don’t know what matters, and I’d lead them around in circles for hours until they got bored and left. My goal in life is to find the one person that can listen to me when I ramble on about some new ink that has left its splatter on my life and carved itself into my brain. I want to find someone who will listen to me strum some clangy notes on an instrument that I know I’m never going to be the best at but still try to be because trying that’s all the matters and that they’ll know that what the notes mean is a letter, A letter addressed to only them so that they may open and find the one secret I can never share with anyone. I want them to hear my words, or my notes, or whatever I may be doing at the time. Maybe I’m rowing and their cheering me on, I don’t care. I don’t care. I want them to see whatever the heck I’m doing at the time And know that it means I love them. But I will never find that person. I’m still trapped inside my mind and as the words flood into me like the dam that was holding back the flood of memories and emotions and pain has now been lifted, and that it’s all rushing in at once and I can’t control it or lessen it. There’s the pounding of an angry ocean inside my head at all times, Thundering at me embarrassment and wrongdoings over the howl of the ocean, And I want to speak to the person, and ask them if they might give me the chance to prove to them that they love me too. But I can’t. Because what comes naturally to me isn’t the words of a poet, or a lover or a leader, No, what comes naturally to me is failing. And let me tell you, I’m pretty dang good at that.
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05-26-2014, 13:22:02: My name is Shanu. i have done my graduation in so & so I have been working in Sales for more than 7 years. My first employment was with Barathi tele communication as Marketing executive. I found ease in Interacting with clients and that made my job interesting in the industry. Later within a year i got an opportunity to work with Alukas and served the same for more than 5 years. It was more challenging for me but my interest towards interacting with people helped me a lot. I was trained in communicating with customers, how to identify their need , how to turn a walk in customer as client and so on. i got my skills polished and help me to achieve my targets. Also i have hands on experience in Handling cash & was appreciated for the good job i have carried throughout the term. In 2012 June i got an opportunity to work in Dubai with Indus jewellery as sales executive and is held responsible for identifying the customer need and choice and delivering accordingly. Also was appreciated for the timely work delivered as per the company needs. I have always kept the very cordial relationship with my colleagues throughout my career which i would consider as my greatest strength in the career.
05-26-2014, 13:22:37: My name is Shanu. i have done my graduation in so & so I have been working in Sales for more than 7 years. My first employment was with Barathi tele communication as Marketing executive. I found ease in Interacting with clients and that made my job interesting in the industry. Later within a year i got an opportunity to work with Alukas and served the same for more than 5 years. It was more challenging for me but my interest towards interacting with people helped me a lot. I was trained in communicating with customers, how to identify their need , how to turn a walk in customer as client and so on. i got my skills polished and help me to achieve my targets. Also i have hands on experience in Handling cash & was appreciated for the good job i have carried throughout the term. In 2012 June i got an opportunity to work in Dubai with Indus jewellery as sales executive and is held responsible for identifying the customer need and choice and delivering accordingly. Also was appreciated for the timely work delivered as per the company needs. I have always kept the very cordial relationship with my colleagues throughout my career which i would consider as my greatest strength in the career.
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05-28-2014, 12:32:54: Let’s get right to the point: companies focus far too much on measuring returns on invested capital (ROIC) rather than on measuring the contributions made by their talented people. The vast majority of companies still gauge their performance using systems that measure internal financial results—systems based on metrics that don’t take sufficient notice of the real engines of wealth creation today: the knowledge, relationships, reputations, and other intangibles created by talented people and represented by investments in such activities as R&D, marketing, and training. Increasingly, companies create wealth by converting these “raw” intangibles into the institutional skills, patents, brands, software, customer bases, intellectual capital, and networks that raise profit per employee and ROIC. These intangibles are true capital, in the sense of delivering cash returns, even though the sources of those returns are intangible. Indeed, the most valuable capital that companies possess today is precisely intangible rather than financial.1 Companies should redesign their financial-performance metrics for this new age. Consider a simple approximation of intangible capital: the market value of a company less its invested financial capital. Using book capital as a crude proxy for financial capital, in 2005 the intangible capital of the world’s largest 150 companies was $7.5 trillion, versus $800 billion in 1985. Despite the evidence that intangibles are now the true source of corporate wealth, companies tightly control discretionary spending on them. Advertising, R&D, new-product development, training, knowledge creation, software projects, and so forth are almost always expensed on a “What can we afford?” basis. Why? One reason is that accounting for intangibles is difficult. In particular, each intangible’s specific contribution is hard to assess; how, for example, do you value a brand? Intangibles are embedded in the value chain of production, so it generally isn’t clear which intangibles are the sources of profits—or what specific balance of intangible and tangible assets should get the credit (or blame) for results. The bigger problem is that most companies gear the way they measure their financial performance to the needs of an earlier industrial age, when capital enjoyed pride of place in the minds of strategists and investors. Companies fill their annual reports with information about how they use capital but fail to reflect sufficiently on their use of the “thinking-intensive” people who increasingly drive wealth creation in today’s digital economy. The development of external financial reports according to generally accepted accounting principles (GAAP) ranks among the principal foundations of our modern global capital marketplace. Financial performance (seen through balance sheets, cash flow reports, and income statements) no doubt is and will remain the principal metric for evaluating a company and its management. But it’s time to recognize that financial performance increasingly comes from returns on talent, not on capital. GAAP accounting currently treats investments in intangibles conservatively, compared with the way it treats capital investments in tangible assests. Intangible investments are mostly expensed, not capitalized. This conservatism isn’t necessarily bad but does inspire top managers to cut discretionary spending on intangibles in order to deliver quick earnings. That approach may raise short-term profits but can also undermine a company’s long-term health. To boost the potential for wealth creation, strategically minded executives must embrace a radical idea: changing financial-performance metrics to focus on returns on talent rather than returns on capital alone. This shift in perspective would have far-reaching implications—for measuring performance, for evaluating executives, even for the way analysts measure corporate value. Only if executives begin to look at performance in this new way will they change internal measurements of performance and thus motivate managers to make better economic decisions, particularly about spending on intangibles. Measuring financial performance in the digital age Before exploring the new metrics needed to achieve these goals, let’s reflect upon the way some companies have recently created great wealth by using their thinking-intensive people rather than their capital. In past articles, my colleagues and I have examined how, from 1995 to 2005, the top 30 of the very largest companies in the world (ranked by market capitalization) have seen their profit per employee rise to $83,000, from $35,000.2 On average, the number of people these companies employ has grown to 198,000, from 92,000, and their ROIC (or book value, in the case of financial institutions) has increased to 23 percent, from 17 percent (Exhibit 1). As a result, the median market cap of this group of companies rose to $168 billion, from $34 billion, with total returns to shareholders (TRS) at 17 percent a year. The driver of this dramatic rise in market cap was a fivefold increase in average profits—an increase brought on in turn by a more than 100 percent jump in profit per employee and a doubling in the number of employees. By comparison, these companies’ ROIC increased, over this same period, by only a third. Exhibit 1 Soaring profits From 1995 to 2005, the 30 largest companies (by market capitalization) have seen their profits per employee increase dramatically. Enlarge It is hardly a surprise that growth in profits and market caps should be closely correlated and that a fivefold increase in profits should lead to a similar increase in market caps. But these results do suggest that companies need to take a new approach to measuring financial performance—an approach based on maximizing returns on people. Total profit, after all, is the product of profit per employee and the total number of employees, so maximizing both expressions increases total profit, which drives market capitalization. Concentrating on this formula (as opposed to returns on capital) offers several advantages. For one, unlike ROIC, profit per employee is a good proxy for earnings on intangibles, partly because the number of people a company employs is easy to obtain. Capital, perhaps surprisingly, is subject to the vagaries of accounting definitions and such corporate-finance decisions as debt-to-equity ratios, dividend policies, and liquidity preferences. As we’ve noted, and as any executive will testify, talent—not capital—is usually the scarcer resource. Clearly, then, a new set of metrics could help companies gauge their performance more effectively. Executives should home in, first, on how much profit per employee a company generates. They should make the number of employees a key factor in strategic thinking. And they should keep a clear eye on ROIC, but more as a way of ensuring that the company earns more than the cost of that capital than as an aspiration in its own right. With these metrics, the company can set its goals for the return on intangibles (that is, profit per employee) and growth (the number of employees), as well as its return on capital, which is largely a sanity check. Together, these three metrics squarely highlight—and drive—market caps. Profit per employee If a company’s capital intensity doesn’t increase, profit per employee is a pretty good proxy for the return on intangibles. The hallmark of financial performance in today’s digital age is an expanded ability to earn “rents” from intangibles.3 Profit per employee is one measure of these rents. ROIC is another. If a company boosts its profit per employee without increasing its capital intensity, management will increase its rents, just as raising ROIC above the cost of capital would. The difference is that viewing profit per employee as the primary metric puts the emphasis on the return on talent. This approach focuses the minds of managers on increasing profit relative to the number of people a company employs. It suggests that the most valuable use of an organization’s talent is the creation and use of intangibles. Fortunately, the opportunities to increase profit per employee are unprecedented in a digital economy, where intangible assets are a rich source of value. Opportunities to improve ROIC to an equal extent are hardly as plentiful. Another advantage of profit per employee is that it requires no adjustment for accounting conventions. Since companies expense their spending on intangibles but not on capital investments (which are usually depreciated over time), profit per employee is a conservative, output-based measure. And since it is based on accounting conventions, companies can easily benchmark it against the comparable results of competitors and other companies. Profit per employee therefore focuses companies on intangible-intensive value propositions and, in turn, on talented people—those who, with some investment, can produce valuable intangibles. Number of employees One way to improve a company’s profit per employee is simply to shed low-profit employees. But if they generate profit greater than the cost of the capital used to support their work, shedding them actually reduces the creation of wealth, unless management adds an offsetting number of workers who produce a higher profit per employee. The Walton family, remember, consistently sits atop the Forbes annual wealth list. Why? Because Wal-Mart Stores, the company the family controls, not only hires large numbers of employees who generate a relatively low average profit4 but also uses a business model that enables it to handle the complexity involved in managing huge numbers of employees, without incurring offsetting diseconomies. Real wealth creation therefore comes from increasing either a company’s profit per employee (without offsetting reductions in the number of employees or offsetting increases in capital intensity) or the number of employees who earn that level of profit—or both. We can observe this dynamic on a simple grid that illustrates the source of the profit earned by a company and a competitor (Exhibit 2). The grid also shows how total employment can serve as a crude proxy for the internal complexity of any organization, particularly when it is compared with companies in similar industries that have a comparable employment mix. From this vantage point, profit per employee becomes a proxy for how well a company manages that complexity. Exhibit 2 Talent as profit driver Companies can create wealth either by increasing profit per employee, by increasing the number of employees earning such profits, or both. Enlarge A company can, of course, streamline its organization and use tools such as formal networks, talent marketplaces, and knowledge marketplaces5 to mobilize intangibles throughout the enterprise. To the extent that it does so, its profit per employee should increase, even in the absence of profitable new value propositions, if it removes any unproductive complexity. Returns on capital A company can also improve its profit per employee by substituting capital for labor costs. Of course, while capital is relatively inexpensive and readily available, it demands a return and for this reason must be used carefully. But if the company uses total employment to drive its growth aspirations, the amount of capital it requires will be a derivative of the capital its employees need for their work, rather than an independent aspiration. Executives should therefore look at ROIC mainly as a sanity check. So long as the return exceeds the cost, profit per employee is the better metric because it not only represents the scarcest resource but also reflects profit after the expensing of necessary investments. Capital investment, meanwhile, is depreciated or amortized. Using the total number of employees as a metric also allows companies to avoid subjective accounting judgments.6 Book capital, on the other hand, is—surprisingly—relatively ambiguous, for it is subject to somewhat arbitrary accounting conventions that involve goodwill, depreciation schedules, and the way companies expense stock options, among other things. Calculations of a company’s ROIC have their own limitations, particularly for financial institutions, whose assets are mostly financial. Invested capital is not only a meaningless concept for such companies but also requires them to make some heroic assumptions.7 Maximizing market capitalization The goal of these efforts to reorient financial-performance metrics around talent, of course, is to maximize a company’s market cap, perhaps the most important single measure of size and economic relevance. The market cap directly affects a company’s ability to control its own strategic destiny and is highly correlated with its total net income; of the top 30 companies by net income from 2002 to 2004, all but 5 were in the top 30 by market value. A company can expose this correlation by displaying its net income as the return on book equity multiplied by book equity and then comparing that relationship with its total market cap disaggregated (in a strategic-control map) into its market-to-book ratio multiplied by book equity (Exhibit 3). The company can also see this same correlation by disaggregating net income, using profit per employee and the total number of employees. Doing so displays the total market cap as a function of the latter and the market cap per employee (Exhibit 4). Exhibit 3 The return-on-capital lens The correlation of market capitalization to net income can be viewed in relation to returns on invested capital (ROIC)... Enlarge Exhibit 4 The return-on-talent lens ...or in relation to return on talent. Enlarge Net income and market cap can therefore be regarded as functions of the return on either capital or talent. The point is that although the two metrics produce similar results, return on talent is a more powerful model in a competitive environment where the intangible assets that talented employees create provide the greater part of new wealth. Today’s annual reports are filled with information about how companies use capital but offer little about the number of employees, the mix of employees, or the different kinds of employees (beyond a simple expense item on compensation and benefits). Yet it is thinking-intensive talent, not capital, that now drives the creation of wealth and thus deserves to be measured more precisely by strategically minded executives.
05-28-2014, 12:33:41: Let’s get right to the point: companies focus far too much on measuring returns on invested capital (ROIC) rather than on measuring the contributions made by their talented people. The vast majority of companies still gauge their performance using systems that measure internal financial results—systems based on metrics that don’t take sufficient notice of the real engines of wealth creation today: the knowledge, relationships, reputations, and other intangibles created by talented people and represented by investments in such activities as R&D, marketing, and training. Increasingly, companies create wealth by converting these “raw” intangibles into the institutional skills, patents, brands, software, customer bases, intellectual capital, and networks that raise profit per employee and ROIC. These intangibles are true capital, in the sense of delivering cash returns, even though the sources of those returns are intangible. Indeed, the most valuable capital that companies possess today is precisely intangible rather than financial.1 Companies should redesign their financial-performance metrics for this new age. Consider a simple approximation of intangible capital: the market value of a company less its invested financial capital. Using book capital as a crude proxy for financial capital, in 2005 the intangible capital of the world’s largest 150 companies was $7.5 trillion, versus $800 billion in 1985. Despite the evidence that intangibles are now the true source of corporate wealth, companies tightly control discretionary spending on them. Advertising, R&D, new-product development, training, knowledge creation, software projects, and so forth are almost always expensed on a “What can we afford?” basis. Why? One reason is that accounting for intangibles is difficult. In particular, each intangible’s specific contribution is hard to assess; how, for example, do you value a brand? Intangibles are embedded in the value chain of production, so it generally isn’t clear which intangibles are the sources of profits—or what specific balance of intangible and tangible assets should get the credit (or blame) for results. The bigger problem is that most companies gear the way they measure their financial performance to the needs of an earlier industrial age, when capital enjoyed pride of place in the minds of strategists and investors. Companies fill their annual reports with information about how they use capital but fail to reflect sufficiently on their use of the “thinking-intensive” people who increasingly drive wealth creation in today’s digital economy. The development of external financial reports according to generally accepted accounting principles (GAAP) ranks among the principal foundations of our modern global capital marketplace. Financial performance (seen through balance sheets, cash flow reports, and income statements) no doubt is and will remain the principal metric for evaluating a company and its management. But it’s time to recognize that financial performance increasingly comes from returns on talent, not on capital. GAAP accounting currently treats investments in intangibles conservatively, compared with the way it treats capital investments in tangible assests. Intangible investments are mostly expensed, not capitalized. This conservatism isn’t necessarily bad but does inspire top managers to cut discretionary spending on intangibles in order to deliver quick earnings. That approach may raise short-term profits but can also undermine a company’s long-term health. To boost the potential for wealth creation, strategically minded executives must embrace a radical idea: changing financial-performance metrics to focus on returns on talent rather than returns on capital alone. This shift in perspective would have far-reaching implications—for measuring performance, for evaluating executives, even for the way analysts measure corporate value. Only if executives begin to look at performance in this new way will they change internal measurements of performance and thus motivate managers to make better economic decisions, particularly about spending on intangibles. Measuring financial performance in the digital age Before exploring the new metrics needed to achieve these goals, let’s reflect upon the way some companies have recently created great wealth by using their thinking-intensive people rather than their capital. In past articles, my colleagues and I have examined how, from 1995 to 2005, the top 30 of the very largest companies in the world (ranked by market capitalization) have seen their profit per employee rise to $83,000, from $35,000.2 On average, the number of people these companies employ has grown to 198,000, from 92,000, and their ROIC (or book value, in the case of financial institutions) has increased to 23 percent, from 17 percent (Exhibit 1). As a result, the median market cap of this group of companies rose to $168 billion, from $34 billion, with total returns to shareholders (TRS) at 17 percent a year. The driver of this dramatic rise in market cap was a fivefold increase in average profits—an increase brought on in turn by a more than 100 percent jump in profit per employee and a doubling in the number of employees. By comparison, these companies’ ROIC increased, over this same period, by only a third. Exhibit 1 Soaring profits From 1995 to 2005, the 30 largest companies (by market capitalization) have seen their profits per employee increase dramatically. Enlarge It is hardly a surprise that growth in profits and market caps should be closely correlated and that a fivefold increase in profits should lead to a similar increase in market caps. But these results do suggest that companies need to take a new approach to measuring financial performance—an approach based on maximizing returns on people. Total profit, after all, is the product of profit per employee and the total number of employees, so maximizing both expressions increases total profit, which drives market capitalization. Concentrating on this formula (as opposed to returns on capital) offers several advantages. For one, unlike ROIC, profit per employee is a good proxy for earnings on intangibles, partly because the number of people a company employs is easy to obtain. Capital, perhaps surprisingly, is subject to the vagaries of accounting definitions and such corporate-finance decisions as debt-to-equity ratios, dividend policies, and liquidity preferences. As we’ve noted, and as any executive will testify, talent—not capital—is usually the scarcer resource. Clearly, then, a new set of metrics could help companies gauge their performance more effectively. Executives should home in, first, on how much profit per employee a company generates. They should make the number of employees a key factor in strategic thinking. And they should keep a clear eye on ROIC, but more as a way of ensuring that the company earns more than the cost of that capital than as an aspiration in its own right. With these metrics, the company can set its goals for the return on intangibles (that is, profit per employee) and growth (the number of employees), as well as its return on capital, which is largely a sanity check. Together, these three metrics squarely highlight—and drive—market caps. Profit per employee If a company’s capital intensity doesn’t increase, profit per employee is a pretty good proxy for the return on intangibles. The hallmark of financial performance in today’s digital age is an expanded ability to earn “rents” from intangibles.3 Profit per employee is one measure of these rents. ROIC is another. If a company boosts its profit per employee without increasing its capital intensity, management will increase its rents, just as raising ROIC above the cost of capital would. The difference is that viewing profit per employee as the primary metric puts the emphasis on the return on talent. This approach focuses the minds of managers on increasing profit relative to the number of people a company employs. It suggests that the most valuable use of an organization’s talent is the creation and use of intangibles. Fortunately, the opportunities to increase profit per employee are unprecedented in a digital economy, where intangible assets are a rich source of value. Opportunities to improve ROIC to an equal extent are hardly as plentiful. Another advantage of profit per employee is that it requires no adjustment for accounting conventions. Since companies expense their spending on intangibles but not on capital investments (which are usually depreciated over time), profit per employee is a conservative, output-based measure. And since it is based on accounting conventions, companies can easily benchmark it against the comparable results of competitors and other companies. Profit per employee therefore focuses companies on intangible-intensive value propositions and, in turn, on talented people—those who, with some investment, can produce valuable intangibles. Number of employees One way to improve a company’s profit per employee is simply to shed low-profit employees. But if they generate profit greater than the cost of the capital used to support their work, shedding them actually reduces the creation of wealth, unless management adds an offsetting number of workers who produce a higher profit per employee. The Walton family, remember, consistently sits atop the Forbes annual wealth list. Why? Because Wal-Mart Stores, the company the family controls, not only hires large numbers of employees who generate a relatively low average profit4 but also uses a business model that enables it to handle the complexity involved in managing huge numbers of employees, without incurring offsetting diseconomies. Real wealth creation therefore comes from increasing either a company’s profit per employee (without offsetting reductions in the number of employees or offsetting increases in capital intensity) or the number of employees who earn that level of profit—or both. We can observe this dynamic on a simple grid that illustrates the source of the profit earned by a company and a competitor (Exhibit 2). The grid also shows how total employment can serve as a crude proxy for the internal complexity of any organization, particularly when it is compared with companies in similar industries that have a comparable employment mix. From this vantage point, profit per employee becomes a proxy for how well a company manages that complexity. Exhibit 2 Talent as profit driver Companies can create wealth either by increasing profit per employee, by increasing the number of employees earning such profits, or both. Enlarge A company can, of course, streamline its organization and use tools such as formal networks, talent marketplaces, and knowledge marketplaces5 to mobilize intangibles throughout the enterprise. To the extent that it does so, its profit per employee should increase, even in the absence of profitable new value propositions, if it removes any unproductive complexity. Returns on capital A company can also improve its profit per employee by substituting capital for labor costs. Of course, while capital is relatively inexpensive and readily available, it demands a return and for this reason must be used carefully. But if the company uses total employment to drive its growth aspirations, the amount of capital it requires will be a derivative of the capital its employees need for their work, rather than an independent aspiration. Executives should therefore look at ROIC mainly as a sanity check. So long as the return exceeds the cost, profit per employee is the better metric because it not only represents the scarcest resource but also reflects profit after the expensing of necessary investments. Capital investment, meanwhile, is depreciated or amortized. Using the total number of employees as a metric also allows companies to avoid subjective accounting judgments.6 Book capital, on the other hand, is—surprisingly—relatively ambiguous, for it is subject to somewhat arbitrary accounting conventions that involve goodwill, depreciation schedules, and the way companies expense stock options, among other things. Calculations of a company’s ROIC have their own limitations, particularly for financial institutions, whose assets are mostly financial. Invested capital is not only a meaningless concept for such companies but also requires them to make some heroic assumptions.7 Maximizing market capitalization The goal of these efforts to reorient financial-performance metrics around talent, of course, is to maximize a company’s market cap, perhaps the most important single measure of size and economic relevance. The market cap directly affects a company’s ability to control its own strategic destiny and is highly correlated with its total net income; of the top 30 companies by net income from 2002 to 2004, all but 5 were in the top 30 by market value. A company can expose this correlation by displaying its net income as the return on book equity multiplied by book equity and then comparing that relationship with its total market cap disaggregated (in a strategic-control map) into its market-to-book ratio multiplied by book equity (Exhibit 3). The company can also see this same correlation by disaggregating net income, using profit per employee and the total number of employees. Doing so displays the total market cap as a function of the latter and the market cap per employee (Exhibit 4). Exhibit 3 The return-on-capital lens The correlation of market capitalization to net income can be viewed in relation to returns on invested capital (ROIC)... Enlarge Exhibit 4 The return-on-talent lens ...or in relation to return on talent. Enlarge Net income and market cap can therefore be regarded as functions of the return on either capital or talent. The point is that although the two metrics produce similar results, return on talent is a more powerful model in a competitive environment where the intangible assets that talented employees create provide the greater part of new wealth. Today’s annual reports are filled with information about how companies use capital but offer little about the number of employees, the mix of employees, or the different kinds of employees (beyond a simple expense item on compensation and benefits). Yet it is thinking-intensive talent, not capital, that now drives the creation of wealth and thus deserves to be measured more precisely by strategically minded executives.
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06-04-2014, 05:56:35: The Kalamazoo River oil spill occurred in July 25 2010 when a pipeline operated by Enbridge burst and flowed into Talmadge Creek, a tributary of the Kalamazoo River. A six-foot break in the pipeline resulted in the largest inland oil spill, and one of the costliest spills, in U.S. history. The pipeline carries diluted bitumen, a heavy crude oil from Canada's Athabasca oil sands to the United States. Following the spill, the volatile hydrocarbon diluents evaporated, leaving the heavier bitumen to sink in the water column. Thirty-five miles of the Kalamazoo River were closed for clean-up until June 2012, when portions of the river were re-opened. On March 14, 2013 the Environmental Protection Agency ordered Enbridge to return to dredge portions of the river to remove submerged oil and oil-contaminated sediment. The spill On Sunday, July 25, 2010, at about 5:58 p.m. EDT, a 40-foot pipe segment in Line 6B, located approximately 0.6 of a mile downstream of the Marshall, Michigan pump station, ruptured. The rupture in the Enbridge Energy pipeline caused a spill of diluted bitumen or heavy crude oil originating from Canada into Talmadge Creek in Calhoun County, Michigan, which flows into the Kalamazoo River. The US Environmental Protection Agency later estimated the spill to be in excess of. On 29 July 2010, the Calhoun County Health Department asked 30 to 50 households to evacuate, and twice as many were advised not to drink their water. Though alarms sounded in Enbridge's Edmonton headquarters at the time of the rupture, it was eighteen hours before a Michigan utilities employee reported oil spilling and the pipeline company learned of the spill. Meanwhile, pipeline operators had thought the alarms were maybe caused by a bubble in the pipeline and, while for some time it was shut down, they also increased pressure for periods of hours to try to clear the possible blockage, spilling more oil. The oil was contained to a stretch of the Kalamazoo River as several hundred workers took part in the cleanup. Regional EPA Director Susan Hedman estimated that it would take weeks to remove the bulk of the oil from the river, several months to clear oil from the flood plains, and several more months to clean the oil out of the marsh where the spill originated. However, a year later, a 35 mile stretch of the river remained closed. Originally estimated at $5 million, by September 2011, cleanup costs passed $585 million and were expected to rise by 20 percent more. The United States Department of Transportation summer 2012 "fined Enbridge $3.7 million dollars and as part of that fine they listed 22 probable violations that happened relating to the spill. And several of those are about what happened in the control room". National Transportation Safety Board Investigation In July 2012, the National Transportation Safety Board, the U.S. federal agency with regulatory authority over the failed pipeline, issued a report representing the official conclusion of the investigation into the incident. The investigators found that the operating firm, which had received an automated signal from the pipeline that a breach had occurred, misunderstood or did not believe the signal and attempted to continue to pump dilbit oil through the pipeline for 17 hours after the breach. Local firefighters were notified, and tried to locate the southern Michigan wetland site of the breach, but were initially unable to do so, further delaying the shutdown of the line. The NTSB investigation synopsis pointed to corrosion fatigue as the underlying cause of the catastrophic breach. The incident was exacerbated by the pipeline's disbonded polyethylene tape coating. In July 2012, the cost of the cleanup operations was estimated at $767 million. NTSB Chair Deborah Hersman likened "Enbridge's poor handling" of the spill to the Keystone Kops, asking: "Why didn't they recognize what was happening, and what took so long?" NPR reported that "NTSB investigators determined that the six-foot gash in the pipe was caused by a flaw in the outside lining which allowed the pipe to crack and corrode. Now, in 2005, Enbridge actually had learned that this section of pipe was cracked and corroding. ... That same 2005 internal report pointed to 15,000 defects in the 40-year-old pipeline. And Enbridge decided not to dig up this area to inspect it." In 2013, in opining on the Keystone XL pipeline proposal, the EPA recommended to the State Department that pipelines that carry bituminous sands oil should no longer be treated just like pipelines that carry any other oil. Stephen Hamilton, an ecology professor at Michigan State University and the independent science adviser at Talmadge Creek, detailed the challenges and expense of the still-ongoing Michigan cleanup. Enbridge ordered to do further dredging The EPA has estimated that about 180,000 gallons of Line 6B oil remain in the river bottom sediment. On March 14, 2013, the EPA issued a new order to Enbridge to remove this oil and oil-containing sediment along the following parts of the Kalamazoo River where significant accumulations have recently been found: ---Upstream of the Ceresco Dam ---Mill Ponds area ---Morrow Lake, Morrow Lake Delta and adjacent areas ---Sediment traps at two designated locations The EPA's order states that the dredging of the specified areas must be completed by December 31, 2013. The fact that a protester was able to crawl into a pipeline highlights the lack of proper security by Enbridge at construction sites and all along active pipelines in the area, despite the fact that pipelines are extremely hazardous and are often targets for protests. The protestor faced 2 years prison if convicted of felony resisting-assault charge. Early in 2014 a judge dismissed the all charges.
06-04-2014, 05:56:49: The Kalamazoo River oil spill occurred in July 25 2010 when a pipeline operated by Enbridge burst and flowed into Talmadge Creek, a tributary of the Kalamazoo River. A six-foot break in the pipeline resulted in the largest inland oil spill, and one of the costliest spills, in U.S. history. The pipeline carries diluted bitumen, a heavy crude oil from Canada's Athabasca oil sands to the United States. Following the spill, the volatile hydrocarbon diluents evaporated, leaving the heavier bitumen to sink in the water column. Thirty-five miles of the Kalamazoo River were closed for clean-up until June 2012, when portions of the river were re-opened. On March 14, 2013 the Environmental Protection Agency ordered Enbridge to return to dredge portions of the river to remove submerged oil and oil-contaminated sediment. The spill On Sunday, July 25, 2010, at about 5:58 p.m. EDT, a 40-foot pipe segment in Line 6B, located approximately 0.6 of a mile downstream of the Marshall, Michigan pump station, ruptured. The rupture in the Enbridge Energy pipeline caused a spill of diluted bitumen or heavy crude oil originating from Canada into Talmadge Creek in Calhoun County, Michigan, which flows into the Kalamazoo River. The US Environmental Protection Agency later estimated the spill to be in excess of. On 29 July 2010, the Calhoun County Health Department asked 30 to 50 households to evacuate, and twice as many were advised not to drink their water. Though alarms sounded in Enbridge's Edmonton headquarters at the time of the rupture, it was eighteen hours before a Michigan utilities employee reported oil spilling and the pipeline company learned of the spill. Meanwhile, pipeline operators had thought the alarms were maybe caused by a bubble in the pipeline and, while for some time it was shut down, they also increased pressure for periods of hours to try to clear the possible blockage, spilling more oil. The oil was contained to a stretch of the Kalamazoo River as several hundred workers took part in the cleanup. Regional EPA Director Susan Hedman estimated that it would take weeks to remove the bulk of the oil from the river, several months to clear oil from the flood plains, and several more months to clean the oil out of the marsh where the spill originated. However, a year later, a 35 mile stretch of the river remained closed. Originally estimated at $5 million, by September 2011, cleanup costs passed $585 million and were expected to rise by 20 percent more. The United States Department of Transportation summer 2012 "fined Enbridge $3.7 million dollars and as part of that fine they listed 22 probable violations that happened relating to the spill. And several of those are about what happened in the control room". National Transportation Safety Board Investigation In July 2012, the National Transportation Safety Board, the U.S. federal agency with regulatory authority over the failed pipeline, issued a report representing the official conclusion of the investigation into the incident. The investigators found that the operating firm, which had received an automated signal from the pipeline that a breach had occurred, misunderstood or did not believe the signal and attempted to continue to pump dilbit oil through the pipeline for 17 hours after the breach. Local firefighters were notified, and tried to locate the southern Michigan wetland site of the breach, but were initially unable to do so, further delaying the shutdown of the line. The NTSB investigation synopsis pointed to corrosion fatigue as the underlying cause of the catastrophic breach. The incident was exacerbated by the pipeline's disbonded polyethylene tape coating. In July 2012, the cost of the cleanup operations was estimated at $767 million. NTSB Chair Deborah Hersman likened "Enbridge's poor handling" of the spill to the Keystone Kops, asking: "Why didn't they recognize what was happening, and what took so long?" NPR reported that "NTSB investigators determined that the six-foot gash in the pipe was caused by a flaw in the outside lining which allowed the pipe to crack and corrode. Now, in 2005, Enbridge actually had learned that this section of pipe was cracked and corroding. ... That same 2005 internal report pointed to 15,000 defects in the 40-year-old pipeline. And Enbridge decided not to dig up this area to inspect it." In 2013, in opining on the Keystone XL pipeline proposal, the EPA recommended to the State Department that pipelines that carry bituminous sands oil should no longer be treated just like pipelines that carry any other oil. Stephen Hamilton, an ecology professor at Michigan State University and the independent science adviser at Talmadge Creek, detailed the challenges and expense of the still-ongoing Michigan cleanup. Enbridge ordered to do further dredging The EPA has estimated that about 180,000 gallons of Line 6B oil remain in the river bottom sediment. On March 14, 2013, the EPA issued a new order to Enbridge to remove this oil and oil-containing sediment along the following parts of the Kalamazoo River where significant accumulations have recently been found: ---Upstream of the Ceresco Dam ---Mill Ponds area ---Morrow Lake, Morrow Lake Delta and adjacent areas ---Sediment traps at two designated locations The EPA's order states that the dredging of the specified areas must be completed by December 31, 2013. The fact that a protester was able to crawl into a pipeline highlights the lack of proper security by Enbridge at construction sites and all along active pipelines in the area, despite the fact that pipelines are extremely hazardous and are often targets for protests. The protestor faced 2 years prison if convicted of felony resisting-assault charge. Early in 2014 a judge dismissed the all charges.
06-04-2014, 05:57:04: The Kalamazoo River oil spill occurred in July 25 2010 when a pipeline operated by Enbridge burst and flowed into Talmadge Creek, a tributary of the Kalamazoo River. A six-foot break in the pipeline resulted in the largest inland oil spill, and one of the costliest spills, in U.S. history. The pipeline carries diluted bitumen, a heavy crude oil from Canada's Athabasca oil sands to the United States. Following the spill, the volatile hydrocarbon diluents evaporated, leaving the heavier bitumen to sink in the water column. Thirty-five miles of the Kalamazoo River were closed for clean-up until June 2012, when portions of the river were re-opened. On March 14, 2013 the Environmental Protection Agency ordered Enbridge to return to dredge portions of the river to remove submerged oil and oil-contaminated sediment. The spill On Sunday, July 25, 2010, at about 5:58 p.m. EDT, a 40-foot pipe segment in Line 6B, located approximately 0.6 of a mile downstream of the Marshall, Michigan pump station, ruptured. The rupture in the Enbridge Energy pipeline caused a spill of diluted bitumen or heavy crude oil originating from Canada into Talmadge Creek in Calhoun County, Michigan, which flows into the Kalamazoo River. The US Environmental Protection Agency later estimated the spill to be in excess of. On 29 July 2010, the Calhoun County Health Department asked 30 to 50 households to evacuate, and twice as many were advised not to drink their water. Though alarms sounded in Enbridge's Edmonton headquarters at the time of the rupture, it was eighteen hours before a Michigan utilities employee reported oil spilling and the pipeline company learned of the spill. Meanwhile, pipeline operators had thought the alarms were maybe caused by a bubble in the pipeline and, while for some time it was shut down, they also increased pressure for periods of hours to try to clear the possible blockage, spilling more oil. The oil was contained to a stretch of the Kalamazoo River as several hundred workers took part in the cleanup. Regional EPA Director Susan Hedman estimated that it would take weeks to remove the bulk of the oil from the river, several months to clear oil from the flood plains, and several more months to clean the oil out of the marsh where the spill originated. However, a year later, a 35 mile stretch of the river remained closed. Originally estimated at $5 million, by September 2011, cleanup costs passed $585 million and were expected to rise by 20 percent more. The United States Department of Transportation summer 2012 "fined Enbridge $3.7 million dollars and as part of that fine they listed 22 probable violations that happened relating to the spill. And several of those are about what happened in the control room". National Transportation Safety Board Investigation In July 2012, the National Transportation Safety Board, the U.S. federal agency with regulatory authority over the failed pipeline, issued a report representing the official conclusion of the investigation into the incident. The investigators found that the operating firm, which had received an automated signal from the pipeline that a breach had occurred, misunderstood or did not believe the signal and attempted to continue to pump dilbit oil through the pipeline for 17 hours after the breach. Local firefighters were notified, and tried to locate the southern Michigan wetland site of the breach, but were initially unable to do so, further delaying the shutdown of the line. The NTSB investigation synopsis pointed to corrosion fatigue as the underlying cause of the catastrophic breach. The incident was exacerbated by the pipeline's disbonded polyethylene tape coating. In July 2012, the cost of the cleanup operations was estimated at $767 million. NTSB Chair Deborah Hersman likened "Enbridge's poor handling" of the spill to the Keystone Kops, asking: "Why didn't they recognize what was happening, and what took so long?" NPR reported that "NTSB investigators determined that the six-foot gash in the pipe was caused by a flaw in the outside lining which allowed the pipe to crack and corrode. Now, in 2005, Enbridge actually had learned that this section of pipe was cracked and corroding. ... That same 2005 internal report pointed to 15,000 defects in the 40-year-old pipeline. And Enbridge decided not to dig up this area to inspect it." In 2013, in opining on the Keystone XL pipeline proposal, the EPA recommended to the State Department that pipelines that carry bituminous sands oil should no longer be treated just like pipelines that carry any other oil. Stephen Hamilton, an ecology professor at Michigan State University and the independent science adviser at Talmadge Creek, detailed the challenges and expense of the still-ongoing Michigan cleanup. Enbridge ordered to do further dredging The EPA has estimated that about 180,000 gallons of Line 6B oil remain in the river bottom sediment. 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06-15-2014, 10:24:59: Dear colleagues! Because of lack of time, I will only shortly present some empirical results of our study. This is the contents of my presentation. First, I will briefly outline the objectives of the empirical part, present a summary of our hypotheses, then the data and variables, and statistical methods. After that, I will shortly summarize the results in two different chapters. And, of course, I will end with a short summary including only two or three sentences Here are the objectives of our study. We will analyse the classification performance of the version of the Altman Z-Score Model modified for private and non-manufacturing firms. We will analyse the performance of this model in an international context. That means, mainly using data from European countries but also from a couple of non-European countries. We shall consider the results firstly at the level of all data and secondly at the level of each country. We will analyse the models firstly in its original form, secondly in its re-estimated form, and finally in its re-estimated form accompanied by additional background variables. For this empirical part, we have extracted the following set of seven hypotheses. These hypotheses deal with the effects of seven factors on the classification performance of the original Z-Score Model. These factors are as follows: - re-estimation of the coefficients of the original four variables using discriminant analysis - re-estimation of the model using logistic regression analysis - taking account of bankruptcy year - taking account of size - taking account of age - taking account of industry - and finally taking account of the country of origin Here are some facts about the data and variables. We use the ORBIS data base. We have very large data from twenty-nine countries for estimation. However, we will use test data from thirty-two countries. These data are from twenty-nine European countries, and from three non-European countries which are Colombia from South-America, United States from North-America, and China from Asia. In all, we have extracted data from more than five million firms. We think that our data base is biggest which has ever been used in this kind of failure analysis. Here we have a short description of the variables that we will use in the empirical analysis. First, we have of course the four original financial statement variables of the Z-Score Model. Secondly, we have additional variables to test five hypotheses. These variables include: - year of the annual statements as three dummies - size measured by the logarithm of total assets and its square - age measured by two dummies - industry measured by seven dummies - and country risk rating referring to the country of origin This slide summarizes the statistical methods that we will use in the empirical analysis. We shall use weighted estimation so that we firstly set equal weights for failed and non-failed firms and secondly equal weights for each country. We will use both multiple discriminant analysis and logistic regression analysis. The re-estimated logistic regression model is used as the benchmark model in assessing the performance of different versions of the model. We will make the estimation separately for all data and for each country. We will measure the classification accuracy of the models by area under ROC curve, that is by AUCs. Here are a short summary of results for all data. This means the results for models estimated using data from all countries to get one universal model. The original Z-Score Model works quite well and its AUC refers to an accuracy ratio of about zero point five that is regarded as the accuracy of an average model. As you can see, the performance of the original model can be improved by re-estimation and by additional variables but not very much. My conclusion is that the Z-Score Model is still a powerful method to assess failure risk in an international context. And if we apply the original Z-Score Model and the re-estimated universal model including all additional variables, we can get the following results for AUCs in different exemplary countries. In the United States, AUC is less than average. In China, the results for the Special Treatment firms are excellent but for the private firms very bad. The original model works very well in Poland and its performance can not be improved by additional variables. In Finland, additional variables even make the results worse. In Italy, the performance of the Z-Score Model can be significantly improved by using these additional variables. This slide shows what happens, if we estimate the country-level models for each country using only the data from this particular country. In the United States, the accuracy will be improved very much. In China, the model for Special Treatment firms is almost perfect. In Poland, the all-variable model is slightly better than the original one. In Finland and in Italy, the country-level all-variables models give significantly better results than the original model. Here is a short summary of the empirical results. We conclude that the original Z-Score Model performs in failure prediction quite well in an international context. The performance of the original model can be slightly improved at all data level by re-estimation and additional variables. However, if we use country-level data, we can improve this performance significantly. In both cases, the improvements are not systematic in all countries, as we have seen. That is all. Thank you very much. If you have any questions, my colleague is happy to answer.
06-15-2014, 10:25:59: Dear colleagues! Because of lack of time, I will only shortly present some empirical results of our study. This is the contents of my presentation. First, I will briefly outline the objectives of the empirical part, present a summary of our hypotheses, then the data and variables, and statistical methods. After that, I will shortly summarize the results in two different chapters. And, of course, I will end with a short summary including only two or three sentences Here are the objectives of our study. We will analyse the classification performance of the version of the Altman Z-Score Model modified for private and non-manufacturing firms. We will analyse the performance of this model in an international context. That means, mainly using data from European countries but also from a couple of non-European countries. We shall consider the results firstly at the level of all data and secondly at the level of each country. We will analyse the models firstly in its original form, secondly in its re-estimated form, and finally in its re-estimated form accompanied by additional background variables. For this empirical part, we have extracted the following set of seven hypotheses. These hypotheses deal with the effects of seven factors on the classification performance of the original Z-Score Model. These factors are as follows: - re-estimation of the coefficients of the original four variables using discriminant analysis - re-estimation of the model using logistic regression analysis - taking account of bankruptcy year - taking account of size - taking account of age - taking account of industry - and finally taking account of the country of origin Here are some facts about the data and variables. We use the ORBIS data base. We have very large data from twenty-nine countries for estimation. However, we will use test data from thirty-two countries. These data are from twenty-nine European countries, and from three non-European countries which are Colombia from South-America, United States from North-America, and China from Asia. In all, we have extracted data from more than five million firms. We think that our data base is biggest which has ever been used in this kind of failure analysis. Here we have a short description of the variables that we will use in the empirical analysis. First, we have of course the four original financial statement variables of the Z-Score Model. Secondly, we have additional variables to test five hypotheses. These variables include: - year of the annual statements as three dummies - size measured by the logarithm of total assets and its square - age measured by two dummies - industry measured by seven dummies - and country risk rating referring to the country of origin This slide summarizes the statistical methods that we will use in the empirical analysis. We shall use weighted estimation so that we firstly set equal weights for failed and non-failed firms and secondly equal weights for each country. We will use both multiple discriminant analysis and logistic regression analysis. The re-estimated logistic regression model is used as the benchmark model in assessing the performance of different versions of the model. We will make the estimation separately for all data and for each country. We will measure the classification accuracy of the models by area under ROC curve, that is by AUCs. Here are a short summary of results for all data. This means the results for models estimated using data from all countries to get one universal model. The original Z-Score Model works quite well and its AUC refers to an accuracy ratio of about zero point five that is regarded as the accuracy of an average model. As you can see, the performance of the original model can be improved by re-estimation and by additional variables but not very much. My conclusion is that the Z-Score Model is still a powerful method to assess failure risk in an international context. And if we apply the original Z-Score Model and the re-estimated universal model including all additional variables, we can get the following results for AUCs in different exemplary countries. In the United States, AUC is less than average. In China, the results for the Special Treatment firms are excellent but for the private firms very bad. The original model works very well in Poland and its performance can not be improved by additional variables. In Finland, additional variables even make the results worse. In Italy, the performance of the Z-Score Model can be significantly improved by using these additional variables. This slide shows what happens, if we estimate the country-level models for each country using only the data from this particular country. In the United States, the accuracy will be improved very much. In China, the model for Special Treatment firms is almost perfect. In Poland, the all-variable model is slightly better than the original one. In Finland and in Italy, the country-level all-variables models give significantly better results than the original model. Here is a short summary of the empirical results. We conclude that the original Z-Score Model performs in failure prediction quite well in an international context. The performance of the original model can be slightly improved at all data level by re-estimation and additional variables. However, if we use country-level data, we can improve this performance significantly. In both cases, the improvements are not systematic in all countries, as we have seen. That is all. Thank you very much. If you have any questions, my colleague is happy to answer.
06-15-2014, 10:26:43: Dear colleagues! Because of lack of time, I will only shortly present some empirical results of our study. This is the contents of my presentation. First, I will briefly outline the objectives of the empirical part, present a summary of our hypotheses, then the data and variables, and statistical methods. After that, I will shortly summarize the results in two different chapters. And, of course, I will end with a short summary including only two or three sentences Here are the objectives of our study. We will analyse the classification performance of the version of the Altman Z-Score Model modified for private and non-manufacturing firms. We will analyse the performance of this model in an international context. That means, mainly using data from European countries but also from a couple of non-European countries. We shall consider the results firstly at the level of all data and secondly at the level of each country. We will analyse the models firstly in its original form, secondly in its re-estimated form, and finally in its re-estimated form accompanied by additional background variables. For this empirical part, we have extracted the following set of seven hypotheses. These hypotheses deal with the effects of seven factors on the classification performance of the original Z-Score Model. These factors are as follows: - re-estimation of the coefficients of the original four variables using discriminant analysis - re-estimation of the model using logistic regression analysis - taking account of bankruptcy year - taking account of size - taking account of age - taking account of industry - and finally taking account of the country of origin Here are some facts about the data and variables. We use the ORBIS data base. We have very large data from twenty-nine countries for estimation. However, we will use test data from thirty-two countries. These data are from twenty-nine European countries, and from three non-European countries which are Colombia from South-America, United States from North-America, and China from Asia. In all, we have extracted data from more than five million firms. We think that our data base is biggest which has ever been used in this kind of failure analysis. Here we have a short description of the variables that we will use in the empirical analysis. First, we have of course the four original financial statement variables of the Z-Score Model. Secondly, we have additional variables to test five hypotheses. These variables include: - year of the annual statements as three dummies - size measured by the logarithm of total assets and its square - age measured by two dummies - industry measured by seven dummies - and country risk rating referring to the country of origin This slide summarizes the statistical methods that we will use in the empirical analysis. We shall use weighted estimation so that we firstly set equal weights for failed and non-failed firms and secondly equal weights for each country. We will use both multiple discriminant analysis and logistic regression analysis. The re-estimated logistic regression model is used as the benchmark model in assessing the performance of different versions of the model. We will make the estimation separately for all data and for each country. We will measure the classification accuracy of the models by area under ROC curve, that is by AUCs. Here are a short summary of results for all data. This means the results for models estimated using data from all countries to get one universal model. The original Z-Score Model works quite well and its AUC refers to an accuracy ratio of about zero point five that is regarded as the accuracy of an average model. As you can see, the performance of the original model can be improved by re-estimation and by additional variables but not very much. My conclusion is that the Z-Score Model is still a powerful method to assess failure risk in an international context. And if we apply the original Z-Score Model and the re-estimated universal model including all additional variables, we can get the following results for AUCs in different exemplary countries. In the United States, AUC is less than average. In China, the results for the Special Treatment firms are excellent but for the private firms very bad. The original model works very well in Poland and its performance can not be improved by additional variables. In Finland, additional variables even make the results worse. In Italy, the performance of the Z-Score Model can be significantly improved by using these additional variables. This slide shows what happens, if we estimate the country-level models for each country using only the data from this particular country. In the United States, the accuracy will be improved very much. In China, the model for Special Treatment firms is almost perfect. In Poland, the all-variable model is slightly better than the original one. In Finland and in Italy, the country-level all-variables models give significantly better results than the original model. Here is a short summary of the empirical results. We conclude that the original Z-Score Model performs in failure prediction quite well in an international context. The performance of the original model can be slightly improved at all data level by re-estimation and additional variables. However, if we use country-level data, we can improve this performance significantly. In both cases, the improvements are not systematic in all countries, as we have seen. That is all. Thank you very much. If you have any questions, my colleague is happy to answer.
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When i was little I used to have this imaginary friend and his name was axel. He wore a black t-shirt with a 'x' on it, black skinny pants that were ripped, a black belt with little studs on it, a leather jacket, and red converse. He had 4 piercing in all. Two on his left and right ear and the other two below the left side under his bottom lip, he also had a couple of tattoos on his body but my favorite were the the one of his wrist that read 'humanity' and the other one on his back near his upper shoulder. I talked to him alot until one day my grandmother caught me and asked me what I was doing, I told her I was talking to axel and I described him to her and she said that axel wasn't real and that it was just my imagination so I stopped but i actually wrote a book about him a month ago. 15. When it's comes to music I'm really into hip-hop, screamo, punk-rock, heavy metal, alternative, indie music, grunge music, rap or anything else but I'm not really a big fan of country or jazz tbh. 16. I hate when people touch me tbfh and I have a none stop list of why it bothers me so much. 17. My hands are always freezing 18. I'm a very light sleeper, I wake up to voices of footsteps and opening doors but sometimes I don't show that person I'm awake. 19. I have trouble going to sleep, I can stay a week without sleep and not mind. 20. I have an older brother and that's the only sibling I have (I had a twin but she's dead now...) 21. I feel like people just hate the dark and thunderstorm and if they're especially alone while it's happening they'll get freaked out but when it comes to me I literally just love to be alone while it's really dark and there's thunderstorm and i feel like smoking or drinking alot when it happens ... Oh 22. I hate when people say that girls shouldn't be stronger the boys or have muscles because here I am and I'm stronger then all the boys I know in my school... Oops 23. I really like to roller-blade and skateboard if I have time during the day. 24. When I was younger I used to be obsessed with climbing trees and I still enjoy doing it. 25. I like to go to the woods, or dark alleys, bus stations, and I know it sounds cheesy but I love to travel. (Alone or with one other person) 26. Many girls like to go on really fancy dates but if I was your girlfriend I'd have to say if would rather stay home and watch a movie + cuddle or go to movie theaters. Other then that I'd say the best thing you could do is take me on a road trip. We can be alone, driving a long way to whatever our location is, it's a good weather, we have the radio on to fill up the silence, one of your hands are on the steering wheel and the other on my thighs and we are holding hands, after a while it's night you turn the radio down a bit and you start small conversation and when we get deep into it you finally look me in the eyes and we kiss. Then we turn back to go home and our way we stop to have a snack, talk a little and get back to the car. (Damn i just really got into that...) 27. I want to get an extra ear piercing and another one on either my nose of lips (or belly idk...) 28. I want the same tattoo axel had on his wrist that read "humanity" 29. Lot of people like to judge me before they even know me or my story... So you know my name and a couple rumors you heard... Wowz 30. My nickname is 'lex'. 31. I'm a very independent person, I don't like to relay on other people an most of all I don't trust people. 32. I have two fear. one, is for my death cause to be drowning. Two, small spaces, 33. Most people would ask "aren't you afraid to lose the ones you care about" and you want me to be totally honest? No. Because I don't really care. I used to but I don't anymore, living emotionless is so much better because you don't have to worry about losing people. 34. I might still have a short list of people I don't want to lose though... 35. I love spicy food 36. I'm a lefty and righty which can come in handy sometimes 37. I have dark hair and I like that color but I really wanna dye the ends dark red or dark green 38. I want to get a motorcycle 39. I learned to overcome fear because in the end we are all going to die so whatever you do, remember there is no regrets. 40. I have a very short temper yet I think I'm the most patient person. Because I literally get mad and angry so easily and I really just can't stand waiting it annoys the fuck outta me but I think just personally living almost my whole live with secrets and lies and other shit, it makes me the most patient person ever. Like I have so much stuff I wanna say but I'm just staying calm and waiting till it's the right time. 41. The odd thing about me is; I love everyone yet hate everyone I'm so sad but I'm so happy I either care too much or don't care at all 42. I lost lot of friends because they said I was a bad person and they don't wanna be under such a bad influence and that they'd rather hang out with other people so I knew I just had to let them go, I don't even mind though because I feel like I'm growing so unattached from other people but it you can stay in my life through all the shit I go through then I really appreciate you being there for me. 43. Although I might like lot of music genres my music taste is actually still very specific and I try to stay open minded when it comes to this stuff so if we listen to the same music then I might like you 44. I can't stand it when people kiss-up to other people. Literally makes me wanna commit. 45. If you spend your whole life copying others, doing what they do, obsessing over who they are, and trying to become them or have their qualities then gtfo because I cannot stress to you how much originality matters, be you and show the world the way you think and crazy stuff they can't do or possibly ever think of without you because you want to do stuff YOU enjoy and make your own creations not stealing other people thoughts. 46. I'm very real and I'm not afraid to speak my mind, I say whatever I want to say and if you think I'm a bitch because of it then cool, but at least I'm being honest and direct. Other then that I'm actually a very good liar but I never have to lie about my opinion I only lie at situations where I don't want someone to find out something that's suppose to be a secret or getting my ass out of trouble. 47. When I'm mad, it makes me even more madder if I can't think of the words to describe the way I feel in that situation of find the right words. 48. When I move to Boston this summer I might be able to live with a close friend and we will get our own house and decorate it together. (Btw it is legal for us to move in together because she's turning 17 soon which is good enough I guess) 49. I literally just hate when people call me short, like okay you don't need to rub it in my fucking face. 50. Confidence isn't really an issue for me, I learned not to give a fuck. 51. My bestfriend thinks I'm a sarcastic asshole 52. I'm great at creating characters, which says lot about me personally. 53. I always wanted to live in New Orleans for multi-reasons, I'm going to be visiting it soon though. (When I grow older I might consider living in New Orleans, bourbon street in the French quarter👌) 54. Magicians fascinate me (btw when i watched "now you see me" i was able to guess the whole plot and my friend was shocked and thought that I already watched the movie ahead of time... P.s dave franco was fucking sexy in that movie damn) 55. My brother said he wants me to go to Maryland with him for two weeks... I haven't agreed on that yet. 56. I wish New Orleans represented something else then jazz music. Like maybe punk rock or heavy metal but I mean it's not an issue because it's a beautiful place anyways. 57. I was in Mexico the same week thatsojack and lohanthony got stuck there and I didn't get to meet them but it made me feel happy. 58. I'm trying to write down all bands I like because I have so many it's frustrating 59. Most people I meet say I'm very stubborn and I always have to make things go my way... That might be a little bit true 60. I'm currently learning how to fly planes and jets. It's going great so far. 61. I speak so many languages I literally can't even keep track... When I tell this to most people they don't believe me but yeah (I feel like I know how to speak every existing language) 62. I try not to hold grudges... Yeah it's pretty hard 63. When I was younger I used to love spy's but I thought they weren't real so it made me kind of sad, I used to then pretend I was a spy and I stayed "undercover" and that's how it lead to me coming in on my brother while he was naked... But that day my brother told me that spy's do exist and boy was I happy 64. Lot of my dreams tend to actually happen, sometimes my dreams help me not make the mistake I made in the dream in real life... If that makes sense 65. People say I'm cold hearted but honestly I just don't like to get close to people. 66. I'm very bitchy sometimes but I don't do shit behind people backs 67. I have manipulated lot of people though... 68. Being hated isn't a bad thing because; A. If you're already hated you can actually be your true self. B. You can say no and not care about the other person being hurt. C. You can say what you think and not give a fuck 69. I smoke. (Weed, hookah, cigarettes, marijuana, blunt/joint, vapor pens, sobrain cocktail, tabacoo, etc.) so I'm typically fucked. 70. And also drink... (Beer, vodka, red or white wine, rum, whiskey, Tequila, brandy, champagne, etc) so I'm even more fucked. 71. Idc how old I am, it's my life I can do whatever the fuck I want to. But yes I know there's a limit. 72. My teeth are actually very white and they're like just perfect in size. And I don't need braces so yay me for keeping my teeth healthy lmao 73. I've been arrested once before... 74. But I believe people who get arrested 272626x times aren't badass they're only dumb bitches who can't do illegal stuff without getting caught. 75. One month ago a black crow (type of bird that's considered evil lol) flew into my room and the next day my cousin passed away... 76. I know 7 girls pretending to like lana del rey to impress guys at school, fucking leave. 77. This is not really a fact, but I just wanna tell you guys that secret agents are real. And when I say that I don't specifically mean people who work for FBI and military ;) hint hint 78. It's very easy for me to figure stuff out 79. I don't really get sad I just get this really empty feeling and it actually annoys me it's like worst then being sad but at the same time I love the feeling 80. I always end up pushing people away just because I don't wanna get hurt... I pretend like I don't give a fuck about anything but in reality, I do. I just don't show it anymore. 81. My close friend died in a fire we were both in and I had to watch the whole thing... The house was burned down and the fire was all around her... I couldn't even help her. 82. This is one of saddest stories of how my cousin died; He went for a walk because he wanted to lose weight so he was on the sidewalk with his headphones in and then a fucking dumbass men in a truck went on the side walk, drove him over, and pressed on his head. How is it fucking fare he died like this? People are being shot, raped, killed but he died because of some dumbass men. 83. My eye change color so much and it's not normal because one second it's brown and the other it's freaking blue or red omg but I think its really because of my mood.. I know that sounds literally impossible but I've seen a pattern with that 84. People don't believe most of those stories I tell them about me it pisses me off but at least I know the truth 85. People say my dimples are really cute and they want them but tbh my dimples are not cute and I want Jack Dail dimples smh 86. V lines are sexy af 87. my wrist bone shows lot so it like pops up a bit 88. hip bones are attractive in my opinion 89. I'm good at guilting people to do stuff for me 90. When I was younger I used to have this "lolly changers squad" shit lmao 91. Some people nowadays are so dumb and can't use their brain at all, not even in survival situations, it makes me feel like I'm living in the 30's or like living in a time where dinosaurs existed because people back then were so fucking stupid and there was no technology or anything. 92.
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Directors have the “have control and vision and authority” over the execution of the play (Caird). They hold the power to construct, compose and organize the subjects and scenery of the show. Like directors, photographers have the competence to create the image they see fit. They have the opportunity to position the camera and subjects that all are critical elements in the way pictures are perceived. The photographers “steadiness…and balance” can affect the quality of the image (Shusterman 69). The slightest change in the way the camera is positioned creates distinctive possibilities to how the person viewing the photo interprets it. The slightest variation of the photographer’s performance, in positioning the camera, causes large-scale repercussions to what they are trying to show. Directors and artist have control over the most significant part of the performance, the subjects. Directors can compose the performance he wants to show by having a “communicative interaction…a rich source of value” (Shusterman 68). This “communicative interaction” lies between the photographer and the subjects he is photographing. If the two have a beneficial relationship where they are striving to document a common goal, the intent of the photographer will be more evident then if the relationship was strictly professional. Like directors, photographer’s relationships can either greatly benefit or substantially eradicate the overall quality of the performance. Photographers successfully perform to portray their intent by means of camera abilities and positive interactions with their subjects. Though directors and photographers have the capability to leave impressions on viewers’ minds, the actor and subjects are the ones carrying out performance that we see. Have you ever seen a play or movie and ultimately mundane and unappealing based solely on the performances of the actors in it? Every performance, whether it is a show or a photograph, relies on the subjects that are physically present to create a memorable experience for the audience. In the case for photography, the somatic bodily qualities of the subjects in the image are crucial in the interpretations of a photo. Subjects are able to “creatively…experiment with different poses, expressions and attitudes” in order to be presented the way they see appropriate (Shusterman 71). This ability to experiment with the way they project themselves creates an opportunity for the subjects in a photo to be visualized the way the want. The performance of a subject is an act of “willed self-definition” (Gareklick and Spiegelman). The people being photographed have control of their physical presentation, whether it is their posture, facial expression or overall appearance. With the ability to change the way they appear based on personal preference, subjects within photographs are conscious of making choices that will constitute their characters. The self-expression that these subjects partake in creates a photograph that is gratefully impacted by each subject’s presentation. A photograph can be perceived in copious different ways based on the slightest differences in the somatic positioning of the subjects. When you look at a photograph ask yourself “why is that person positioned and displayed the way they are?” When analyzing a photograph this is one of the key factors that will influence a viewer’s mindset. The slightest changes to that person’s presentation will change not only how that subject is visualized but also how the photograph as a whole is seen. In any play you see directors have a space of room to create a scene. Artists have such intent with that space. The stage of a play is similar to that of the area of space captured by the lens of the photographer. Anything within the space will inform the viewers’ analysis of the image. The two parts of the scene presented creates two questions that must be asked, what does the photographer capture and why does he choose to capture it? In any play the stage creates the boundary to what the viewer can see. It can be altered to form a scene that the director sees fit. In any photograph the frame of what is shown can be manipulated to show the artist desires. “The stage compensates (for limited range) by providing better control of the settings” (Shusterman 72). The framing of what will make it in the photograph relies on the will of the photographer. The space he wishes to show is chosen to further his intents impact on the mind of the viewer. The space of a scene allows for an additive aspect to how the photographer or director can place his authority on the impression left upon the audience. The most effective way to comprehend the performance that subjects and artist partake in art photography is by analyzing an example. Ouka Leele was a well renowned artist known for her heavy influence on the La Movida Madrilena movement in Spain. The primary focus of this movement was to shows images manifesting the counterculture mentality that many Spanish citizens had in the 1970’s. One of Leele’s photographs is titled “Angela and Siro.” Leele chooses to portray a middle-aged woman located inside a room filled with clothing lines. The woman’s hair is pinned up by clothespins to one of the clothing line. Perhaps her hair being pinned up suggest the restraint that woman had within their culture and households. The woman is stuck doing household chores that, at this time, were believed to be the responsibility of women. Leele, part of the La Movida Modreilena, a counterculture movement, shows evidence of women’s lack ability to break free from these household responsibilities through restricted motion of the woman. She fills the role of the stereotypical housewife who’s responsible for the caring of her children and fulfilling household chores. The subject’s performance can be seen through her facial expression. This somatic quality shows the solemnity she holds on her face possibly revealing a dissatisfaction that this woman has in her inherited roles. The viewable space of this photograph, the stage, plays a major factor in the impression it gives. The scene shows bright green and red colored walls filled colorful clothing surrounding the woman. This color resembles a switch from an old fashioned, dull palate to a hued, flashy color scheme synonymous with modern times. This movement away from dated to modern tendencies is similar to the desires of Leele and the subject. The way both the woman and Leele influence the image manifest the power that their individual performances have over the intent they seek to display. Art photography relies on the artistic capabilities of the photographer, those pictured and the stage to devise the impression of an image. Pictorialists bring “inspiration and feeling” into their artworks in order to bring their impressions to a photograph (Stieglitz 117). Looking at Edward Curtis’ “Hamatsa Emerging from the Woods” depicts the influence performances have on the overall tone and message within a photograph. Edward Curtis was known to stage his photographs in a desire to emphasis his goals and aspirations. Curtis directed the man to position himself in a symmetrical way, with the entirety of the body being identical on each side. Curtis directed this scene the way he saw most effective in an attempt to portray his intent. He captured the man in a way that expresses extreme religious practices. The performance of subject of this photographer is critical in the impression it leaves. The ring on his left hand, one that connects to the idea of marriage and domestification shows the unnatural way this man is perceived. He is not as barbaric as Curtis tries to display him. He wears a well-molded, high crafted ring that would not be accessible to such a barbaric person. The subject rolls his eyes back in an attempt to show the ceremonial actions that the general public would perceive as Native American tradition, yet only does so due to the obvious location of the camera directly in front of his face. The stage of this photographer performs through the framing of the man. The only major presense in the picture is the man and no the surrounding environment. The stage is set for the man to have the utmost importance in this photograph as he is the centermost object and totally dominates the space photographed. This pictorialist image relies on the space captured as well as the relationship between both the photographer and the subject to deliver its intent. Does the performance of a photograph end once the picture is taken or does it live on through the viewers’ interpretations? There is no right or wrong answer to this question; however, it is clear that the performance of the photographer, the subject and the space contribute to the final outcome. Does the communicative relationship between the photographer and the subject transition to a relationship between the subject and the audience or does any relations end once the final image is presented? The opinions of what the photograph intends to capture differs among the audience, yet the performance of the subject and photographer creating a scene they wish to portray is a fact. The way the photographer directs, the way the subject acts and the way the space is captured are the three performative qualities that go into any photograph.
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But he said it 20 years after Hiroshima, long after his initial hope that the atomic bomb would shock governments into peace had been dashed. The day the bomb dropped, he betrayed no hint of regret: Oppenheimer and his team were, in fact, jubilant. In the vast atomic compound at Los Alamos, they had gathered to celebrate the success of the bombing mission. Oppenheimer made a triumphant entrance on to the stage, clasping his hands together like a prize-fighter while everybody cheered. His only regret, he said, was that they hadn’t developed the bomb in time to use it against the Germans. This apparently ‘raised the roof’. Over in Britain, Churchill was equally gratified. ‘The whole burden of execution constitutes one of the greatest triumphs of American – or indeed human – genius,’ he said. Yet only a few months later the genius at the centre of the operation began his long fall from grace. It started with his own second thoughts. ‘Mr President, I feel I have blood on my hands,’ Oppenheimer said to President Truman when they met in the White House. He went on to attack Truman for using the tragedy of Hiroshima to accelerate the nuclear arms race rather than to bring about world peace. Truman was furious. ‘I don’t want to see that son-of-a-bitch in this office ever again,’ he told an aide. Afterwards, he referred to Oppenheimer as ‘that cry-baby scientist’, and set his minions the task of discrediting him as a Soviet sympathiser, or even a spy. Who was J. Robert Oppenheimer? Born to an affluent Jewish family in Manhattan in 1904, he once described himself as ‘an unctuous, repulsively good little boy’. His family was hooked on ambition and achievement: when his grandfather saw the five-year-old Robert playing with blocks of bricks, he immediately presented him with an encyclopaedia of architecture. He also gave him a box of rocks, each labelled with its Latin and German names, and thus began young Robert’s lifelong obsession with the study of minerals. At school, Oppenheimer was all too aware of his intellectual superiority. ‘Ask me a question in Latin and I will answer you in Greek,’ he would tell his school chums. Such behaviour made him enemies: at summer camp the other boys teased him for reading poetry, tore off his clothes, painted his genitals green and tied him up. Looking back, two of his friends concluded that this was the defining moment of his life: for all his towering intellect, or perhaps because of it, Oppenheimer was doomed to live out of kilter with the rest of the world until he died in his sleep in 1967, aged 62. On a boating holiday with friends, Oppenheimer could be found in the cockpit, chuckling knowingly over a book on thermodynamics. He was an inveterate one-upper. When, aged 19, a friend said a particular Greek temple was built around 400BC, he replied: ‘I’m sorry to contradict you about the date, but I judge from the capitals on the columns that it was built about 50 years earlier.’ He gloried in his reputation as a know-all: when, as a lowly university student, he finished reading a paper by his professor, he handed it back saying: ‘I couldn’t find any mistake – did you really do this all alone?’ Attending a course on quantum mechanics, he would regularly interrupt the lecturer by walking up to the blackboard, snatching the chalk from his hand and saying: ‘No, that is wrong.’ A contemporary said: ‘I felt as if he were an inhabitant of Olympus who had strayed among humans and was doing his best to appear human.’ Eventually, his fellow students threatened to boycott lectures if he did not stop his disruptions. Many of his youthful exploits were quite simply deranged: aged 21, he kissed a complete stranger on a train, then burst into tears and fled the compartment. Then, standing on the station staircase, he tried to drop his suitcase on the poor woman’s head. Later that year, he attempted to murder his Cambridge tutor by leaving a poisoned apple on his desk. Luckily, the tutor didn’t eat it. The affair was hushed up: Oppenheimer’s parents somehow managed to square things with the university authorities and sent him to recuperate in Paris, where he tried to strangle his best friend with a trunk strap. He later wrote the friend a letter of apology, adding that: ‘My regret at not having strangled you is now intellectual rather than emotional.’ Biography: Inside the Centre by Ray Monk Biography: Inside the Centre by Ray Monk Not the ideal CV, one might have thought, for the scientific director of the atomic-weapon project. By then he was married, but it is not as though his wife, Kitty, was able to introduce stability into his life. In fact, quite the reverse: when they met, she was 29, on her third husband, and, it seems, roundly disliked by one and all. ‘One of the few really evil people I’ve known in my life’ is one of the more generous assessments. They had two children, a boy and a girl. A friend remembers Oppenheimer asking if she would care to adopt the girl. The friend asked why. ‘Because I can’t love her’ said Oppenheimer, matter-of-factly. But in the Forties, the race to beat the Nazis to the atom bomb was so urgent that genius was valued above stability. Although Oppenheimer had never organised anything before, he proved remarkably inspirational as head of ‘the most exclusive club in the world’: a club formed of the country’s top physicists, who were spearheading a project that employed 150,000 workers. A few weeks after the destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the American establishment began to have second thoughts about Oppenheimer. Was he, they wondered, so keen to share their nuclear secrets with the world that he had been prepared to pass on secret information to the Russians? He had undoubtedly held strong communist sympathies in his youth: had he ever truly abandoned them? For years, he was tailed by secret agents, and his phone was tapped. Four Soviet spies working on the atomic project were soon uncovered; several powerful men, including J. Edgar Hoover and Senator McCarthy, were convinced Oppenheimer was the fifth. They began, writes his biographer, Ray Monk, ‘a concerted and systematic attempt to ruin him’. Moreover, ‘what made the attack all the more pitiable to watch was the fact that his enemies were able to use against him his own personal and moral weaknesses’. 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06-06-2015, 20:23:07: 密集的黄色光点瞬间冲入小舞身体周围的金红色光芒,令双方同时吃惊的是,那黄色光点刚一进入小舞护体光芒时,就像飞蛾扑火一般有去无回。 不但没有产生半分作用,反而令小舞身体周围的金红色光芒大炽,由原本的三寸变成了尺余厚度。 一瞬间就将那些攻击到她的光芒全部毁灭。 与此同时,一股极为特殊的气息从小舞身上骤然释放而出,那金红色光芒瞬间暴涨,虽然随着距离的扩张淡化着。但也轻而易举的将她的对手笼罩其中。 比赛场地内的裁判也被这层光芒笼罩在内,但他却没有感觉到任何异样。可小舞的对手却不一样了,在那金红色的光芒笼罩之下,他只觉得自己就像是在面对一位封号斗罗。 全身魂力瞬间失去了作用,手中的太阳花也在光芒之中悄然枯萎凋谢。 小舞也愣住了,眼前的情况,她根本就不需要再出手,而随着对手手中太阳花的凋谢,她体内那股热流也缓缓消失,一会儿的工夫,就化为乌有。炫丽的金红色光晕也随之消失。 比赛正常开始,诡异结束。和第一场比赛火暴的场面相比,这一场给人更难以置信的感觉。小舞不过是一名魂尊,却连败两名魂宗。震慑全场。正在小舞有些茫然的时候,唐三细微的声音却在她耳边响起,“不论是谁问,你都不要回答为什么会出现这金红色光芒。保持沉默和神秘感。其他的交给我来处理。” 与此同时,贵宾席上也是一阵议论,雪夜大帝惊讶的看向宁风致,宁风致却向他摇了摇头,表示自己也不知道那金红色的光芒是什么。 白金主教萨拉斯却开口了,“没想到,这史莱克学院居然还有一个拥有魂骨的人。这应该是他们隐藏的实力。” 魂骨? 雪夜大帝和宁风致都流露出了赞同的神色。对于他们来说,这显然是最好的解释。小舞并没有取出任何魂导器使用,而那金红色光芒显然也不是魂导器所能拥有的能力。用魂骨地技能来解释。无疑最为合理。 雪夜大帝深吸口气。“只是,这魂骨的技能未免太强大了一些。居然可以令对手的武魂瞬间凋谢。看上去,在魂力创伤上,这个巴拉克学院地学员比上一个还要严重一些。” 宁风致微微一笑。道:“陛下有所不知,如果我猜地不错,小舞那个魂技应该是有针对性的,并不是对任何武魂都有效。或许,只有植物系的武魂会被她魂骨的这个能力所克制。甚至范围还会更小作为七宝琉璃宗宗主。天下第一辅助魂师。宁风致地知识何等丰富,如果小舞身上释放的金红色光芒对于任何武魂都有效果。那岂不是要天下无敌了么? 萨拉斯难得的没有和宁风致抬杠,颔首道:“我和宁宗主的看法一样。这应该是一块十分普通的魂骨,只不过适逢其会,才发挥出了作用。并不能代表什么。” 比赛场地中裁判对于小舞地金红色光芒自然是充满了疑惑,上前询问,小舞却什么都不肯说。无奈之下,裁判也只得将评判权上交评审席。 而此时雪夜大帝三人已经做出了判断,在他们看来。小舞不肯说也很正常。毕竟,谁会愿意承认自己身上有块魂骨呢?这场比赛地胜利。毫无疑问的判给了史莱克学院。小舞两连胜。 比赛继续,令史莱克学院有些哭笑不得的是,巴拉克学院后面的学员实力明显无法和前两人相比。小舞又连败三人,才耗尽魂力下台。 之后上场的几名巴拉克学院队员再没有四十级以上的魂宗出现。 小舞完美表演无疑盖过了之前两大场比赛各学院出场的队员,五连胜的成绩也将她个人战绩暂时放到了最高的位置。 小舞下场,唐三紧接着踏入了比赛场地。而巴拉克学院因为小舞下场刚刚放松地情绪,却随着唐三武魂地释放彻底陷入了冰点。 黄、黄、紫、黑。四个魂环同时出现,尽管那黑色魂环并不显眼,可那深邃的光芒,却令巴拉克学院最后两名学员彻底地失去了斗志。 唐三甚至没有动手,巴拉克学院就已经主动认输。毕竟比赛才刚刚开始,而之前冲突所产生的火药味儿令两个学院的关系明显变得紧张起来,巴拉克学院的带队老师可不希望在明天的比赛中无可用之人。 史莱克学院同样是出场了两个人解决了战斗,但从场面上来看,比炽火学院却要更胜一筹了。也正是因为如此,火舞看着唐三的目光也变得越发凌厉起来。 吃了两根恢复大香肠,小舞的魂力徐徐恢复,她几乎是迫不及待的拉住回到队友中的唐三问道:“哥,刚才我身上的光芒是怎么回事?你是不是知道。”如果唐三不知道,为什么能提醒自己呢? 唐三微笑点头,在她耳边讲自己的判断说了一遍。小舞这才恍然大悟,探手入怀,摸了摸一直揣在怀中的相思断肠红,确实,刚才那股热流正是从这个位置涌入自己体内的。 第一轮晋级赛对于史莱克学院是完美的,真正显露实力的只有小舞一个人,却彻底的解决了比赛。 除了四元素学院以外的其他学院,最多也只是得知史莱克学院拥有一个配备了万年魂环的怪物而已。 在之后的比赛中,从天斗城出线的另外三支队伍也分别取得了胜利。五 所代表天斗帝国的魂师学院全胜战绩顿时令雪夜大帝大为满意。 当场表示,奖赏今日所有获胜学院各一千金魂币,失败的学院也有五百金魂币的奖励。 第一天比赛结束之后,各学院院长上台抽签,史莱克学院的运气不太好,在第二天的比赛中,他们抽取到的对手正是在第一场比赛中大出风头的炽火学院。 虽然是循环赛,每个学院都会碰到,但这么早就碰到炽火学院,无疑令双方的队员都产生了一些心理波动。 回到营地之中,小舞自己回房间先去休息了,明天还有比赛,她今天消耗了不少魂力,必须尽快恢复过来,绛珠陪她一起,凭借绛珠的武魂,能够让她的回复速度变得更快。 大师将史莱克学院的学员们聚集在一起,开门见山的问道:“明天你们的对手是炽火学院,你们认为,应该以怎样的阵容迎战?” 作为队长,戴沐白第一个说道:“大师,炽火学院的实力虽然不俗,但他们其实在四元素学院中却是最弱的一个,只有火无双和火舞两个人比较强。其他人很难对我们造成威胁。按照今天比赛的情况来看,火无双和火舞兄妹至少有一个人会排在前面。尽可能获胜。其他队员应该都是用来消耗我方魂力的。不如让我第一个出战,小三收尾。这样完全可以保证必胜。” 大师道:“沐白说的不错。但是,有一点我必须要提醒你们。预选赛毕竟是预选赛,哪怕现在的晋级赛,各支队伍也未必会用出全力。并不是只有我们才会隐藏实力。别人也同样会用这样的方法。你们史莱克七怪七个人中有两名辅助魂师,其他人实力相对均衡。唐三和沐白略微突出一些。你们来参加比赛,不只是要拿名次,更重要的是锻炼。锻炼实力和心态。你们能想到的,对手自然也能想到。今天我要交给你们的,就是出其不意。不按常理出牌才更容易打破对手的节奏。所以,明日一战,小三第一个出场,接下来是马红俊、朱竹清、小舞和沐白。” 就像今天在面对巴拉克学院时大师只是宣布了三个名字似的,现在他也只是念出了五个名字。显然,这是他认为完全可以获胜的阵容了。 五人之中,只有马红俊未曾出场过,这次派他出阵大师自有目的。预选赛马红俊一直没能出场比赛,大师给他的任务是苦练。 此时开始实战,让他与外界的对手战斗来寻找比赛的节奏总比总决赛中再开始要好。 至于奥斯卡和宁荣荣,两人是辅助系魂师,只要和队友拥有默契的配合就可以了。继续雪藏。晋级赛也不是他们能够参加的。 一夜无话。 晋级赛的节奏比预选赛要快的多,没有普通的观众,要的只是比赛结果。去掉了那些繁琐的过程,观众的喧嚣,反而让魂师们更容易发挥出自己的实力。
06-06-2015, 20:23:29: 密集的黄色光点瞬间冲入小舞身体周围的金红色光芒,令双方同时吃惊的是,那黄色光点刚一进入小舞护体光芒时,就像飞蛾扑火一般有去无回。 不但没有产生半分作用,反而令小舞身体周围的金红色光芒大炽,由原本的三寸变成了尺余厚度。 一瞬间就将那些攻击到她的光芒全部毁灭。 与此同时,一股极为特殊的气息从小舞身上骤然释放而出,那金红色光芒瞬间暴涨,虽然随着距离的扩张淡化着。但也轻而易举的将她的对手笼罩其中。 比赛场地内的裁判也被这层光芒笼罩在内,但他却没有感觉到任何异样。可小舞的对手却不一样了,在那金红色的光芒笼罩之下,他只觉得自己就像是在面对一位封号斗罗。 全身魂力瞬间失去了作用,手中的太阳花也在光芒之中悄然枯萎凋谢。 小舞也愣住了,眼前的情况,她根本就不需要再出手,而随着对手手中太阳花的凋谢,她体内那股热流也缓缓消失,一会儿的工夫,就化为乌有。炫丽的金红色光晕也随之消失。 比赛正常开始,诡异结束。和第一场比赛火暴的场面相比,这一场给人更难以置信的感觉。小舞不过是一名魂尊,却连败两名魂宗。震慑全场。正在小舞有些茫然的时候,唐三细微的声音却在她耳边响起,“不论是谁问,你都不要回答为什么会出现这金红色光芒。保持沉默和神秘感。其他的交给我来处理。” 与此同时,贵宾席上也是一阵议论,雪夜大帝惊讶的看向宁风致,宁风致却向他摇了摇头,表示自己也不知道那金红色的光芒是什么。 白金主教萨拉斯却开口了,“没想到,这史莱克学院居然还有一个拥有魂骨的人。这应该是他们隐藏的实力。” 魂骨? 雪夜大帝和宁风致都流露出了赞同的神色。对于他们来说,这显然是最好的解释。小舞并没有取出任何魂导器使用,而那金红色光芒显然也不是魂导器所能拥有的能力。用魂骨地技能来解释。无疑最为合理。 雪夜大帝深吸口气。“只是,这魂骨的技能未免太强大了一些。居然可以令对手的武魂瞬间凋谢。看上去,在魂力创伤上,这个巴拉克学院地学员比上一个还要严重一些。” 宁风致微微一笑。道:“陛下有所不知,如果我猜地不错,小舞那个魂技应该是有针对性的,并不是对任何武魂都有效。或许,只有植物系的武魂会被她魂骨的这个能力所克制。甚至范围还会更小作为七宝琉璃宗宗主。天下第一辅助魂师。宁风致地知识何等丰富,如果小舞身上释放的金红色光芒对于任何武魂都有效果。那岂不是要天下无敌了么? 萨拉斯难得的没有和宁风致抬杠,颔首道:“我和宁宗主的看法一样。这应该是一块十分普通的魂骨,只不过适逢其会,才发挥出了作用。并不能代表什么。” 比赛场地中裁判对于小舞地金红色光芒自然是充满了疑惑,上前询问,小舞却什么都不肯说。无奈之下,裁判也只得将评判权上交评审席。 而此时雪夜大帝三人已经做出了判断,在他们看来。小舞不肯说也很正常。毕竟,谁会愿意承认自己身上有块魂骨呢?这场比赛地胜利。毫无疑问的判给了史莱克学院。小舞两连胜。 比赛继续,令史莱克学院有些哭笑不得的是,巴拉克学院后面的学员实力明显无法和前两人相比。小舞又连败三人,才耗尽魂力下台。 之后上场的几名巴拉克学院队员再没有四十级以上的魂宗出现。 小舞完美表演无疑盖过了之前两大场比赛各学院出场的队员,五连胜的成绩也将她个人战绩暂时放到了最高的位置。 小舞下场,唐三紧接着踏入了比赛场地。而巴拉克学院因为小舞下场刚刚放松地情绪,却随着唐三武魂地释放彻底陷入了冰点。 黄、黄、紫、黑。四个魂环同时出现,尽管那黑色魂环并不显眼,可那深邃的光芒,却令巴拉克学院最后两名学员彻底地失去了斗志。 唐三甚至没有动手,巴拉克学院就已经主动认输。毕竟比赛才刚刚开始,而之前冲突所产生的火药味儿令两个学院的关系明显变得紧张起来,巴拉克学院的带队老师可不希望在明天的比赛中无可用之人。 史莱克学院同样是出场了两个人解决了战斗,但从场面上来看,比炽火学院却要更胜一筹了。也正是因为如此,火舞看着唐三的目光也变得越发凌厉起来。 吃了两根恢复大香肠,小舞的魂力徐徐恢复,她几乎是迫不及待的拉住回到队友中的唐三问道:“哥,刚才我身上的光芒是怎么回事?你是不是知道。”如果唐三不知道,为什么能提醒自己呢? 唐三微笑点头,在她耳边讲自己的判断说了一遍。小舞这才恍然大悟,探手入怀,摸了摸一直揣在怀中的相思断肠红,确实,刚才那股热流正是从这个位置涌入自己体内的。 第一轮晋级赛对于史莱克学院是完美的,真正显露实力的只有小舞一个人,却彻底的解决了比赛。 除了四元素学院以外的其他学院,最多也只是得知史莱克学院拥有一个配备了万年魂环的怪物而已。 在之后的比赛中,从天斗城出线的另外三支队伍也分别取得了胜利。五 所代表天斗帝国的魂师学院全胜战绩顿时令雪夜大帝大为满意。 当场表示,奖赏今日所有获胜学院各一千金魂币,失败的学院也有五百金魂币的奖励。 第一天比赛结束之后,各学院院长上台抽签,史莱克学院的运气不太好,在第二天的比赛中,他们抽取到的对手正是在第一场比赛中大出风头的炽火学院。 虽然是循环赛,每个学院都会碰到,但这么早就碰到炽火学院,无疑令双方的队员都产生了一些心理波动。 回到营地之中,小舞自己回房间先去休息了,明天还有比赛,她今天消耗了不少魂力,必须尽快恢复过来,绛珠陪她一起,凭借绛珠的武魂,能够让她的回复速度变得更快。 大师将史莱克学院的学员们聚集在一起,开门见山的问道:“明天你们的对手是炽火学院,你们认为,应该以怎样的阵容迎战?” 作为队长,戴沐白第一个说道:“大师,炽火学院的实力虽然不俗,但他们其实在四元素学院中却是最弱的一个,只有火无双和火舞两个人比较强。其他人很难对我们造成威胁。按照今天比赛的情况来看,火无双和火舞兄妹至少有一个人会排在前面。尽可能获胜。其他队员应该都是用来消耗我方魂力的。不如让我第一个出战,小三收尾。这样完全可以保证必胜。” 大师道:“沐白说的不错。但是,有一点我必须要提醒你们。预选赛毕竟是预选赛,哪怕现在的晋级赛,各支队伍也未必会用出全力。并不是只有我们才会隐藏实力。别人也同样会用这样的方法。你们史莱克七怪七个人中有两名辅助魂师,其他人实力相对均衡。唐三和沐白略微突出一些。你们来参加比赛,不只是要拿名次,更重要的是锻炼。锻炼实力和心态。你们能想到的,对手自然也能想到。今天我要交给你们的,就是出其不意。不按常理出牌才更容易打破对手的节奏。所以,明日一战,小三第一个出场,接下来是马红俊、朱竹清、小舞和沐白。” 就像今天在面对巴拉克学院时大师只是宣布了三个名字似的,现在他也只是念出了五个名字。显然,这是他认为完全可以获胜的阵容了。 五人之中,只有马红俊未曾出场过,这次派他出阵大师自有目的。预选赛马红俊一直没能出场比赛,大师给他的任务是苦练。 此时开始实战,让他与外界的对手战斗来寻找比赛的节奏总比总决赛中再开始要好。 至于奥斯卡和宁荣荣,两人是辅助系魂师,只要和队友拥有默契的配合就可以了。继续雪藏。晋级赛也不是他们能够参加的。 一夜无话。 晋级赛的节奏比预选赛要快的多,没有普通的观众,要的只是比赛结果。去掉了那些繁琐的过程,观众的喧嚣,反而让魂师们更容易发挥出自己的实力。
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The red eyes gazed at them and then she finally spoke, “Welcome my lords, what has brought you here?” Robert took a glance at Ned and pushed him forward. “My lady we- “Lord Wolf I am no lady, but a haggard old woman, who has long lived passed her years. So now ask the question you want to ask.” “Why were we told to come here to you?” “Ah, a very good question my lord, but the answer might not be to your liking or the Stag King’s. You see the weirwoods whisper in my ear when I sleep, giving me dreams of the future still to come.” Her gaze then turned to Robert and he flinched. “I would think twice before you say something Stag King because Jon would not have sent you here if he thought it would be a waste of your time.” Robert closed his mouth and glared at her. “Then tell us woman or we are leaving.” “So quick to get angry and take action, it will only hurt you in the end Stag King but you are not here for that. Listen carefully, for I will not say it again. Peace has filled the lands, but only for so long, for blood will be spilled again. Death will come for many, but not all will be taken. Great houses will fall and rise from the ashes again. Fire will come to these lands again and what was lost will be taken back in blood. The daughters will pay the pay price for the sins of their families. White shadows will walk these lands again and in the end they will be the only enemy that will matter.” “Women you speak in riddles, speak clearly or - “I speak what my dreams tell, nothing else. I warn you both, be ready and prepare for what is to come or they will take everything you hold dear. Starting in the north and then going to the south. Word of advice to you Lord Wolf, rebuild the North Lord Wolf or the land will be turned from white to red. Furthermore a union between a daughter of yours Lord Wolf and a son of yours Stag King will help matters greatly.” Robert stood up and walked away, calling to Ned to follow him. 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Phil came out of the bathroom and shuffled into their bedroom naked, looking down to his naked boyfriend who was currently sprawled onto the bed, but Dan still avoided eye contact since he was rather ashamed and embarrassed by this fetish of his still, no matter how apt Phil seemed to oblige to it. “Hey,” Phil said quietly, shutting the door and kneeling on the bed next to Dan’s bare body. “Hi-“ Dan responded with, ending on a pause. He might as well just get the initial awkwardness of the initial first name-calling. “-Daddy,” he finished his sentence, closing his eyes out of embarrassment. Phil sighed and waddled on his knees up to Dan’s head, brushing the hair out of his face. “Don’t be embarrassed,” Phil said quietly, continuing to stroke Dan’s hair to soothe him more. “I agreed to this you know. If I was too uncomfortable with this, I would have turned it down. Okay, baby?” Phil said calmly, making Dan nod rather quickly. “Okay, daddy,” Dan said, looking at Phil finally with a tiny smile, puckering his lips up to silently ask for a kiss. Phil quickly obliged, of course, bending at his waist to lean in and gave Dan a gentle kiss, one that was simple and small but one that had easily intensified, allowing Phil to slide his tongue into Dan’s mouth and glaze it around the inner corners of Dan’s mouth. Dan allowed Phil to take his position of dominance, not allowing his own slick tongue to fight back in the slightest as his ‘daddy’s’ combed over the outlines of his cheeks and slather against his own. “Do you want to get right to it?” Phil whispered, his mouth trailing down to Dan’s neck quickly and intensely, a few nips of his teeth clattering against Dan’s tan skin. “Yes please, daddy,” Dan said, continuing his act of the submissive person in their minimal amount of foreplay, his hand slowly trailing over Phil’s torso to grip at Phil’s partially-hardened, thick, cock. Phil’s cock had become that hard, honestly, by just hearing Dan utter that one specific the word, the word he had honestly become slightly weirded out by before, the word ‘daddy’. And this time was no different, the word falling from Dan’s mouth with no issue made his cock twitch and his mouth unhinge to drop open. Phil leaned down to kiss Dan’s mouth again, his lips messing around and tangling up and around Dan’s as Dan continued to slowly stroke Phil’s cock until it was completely hardened and ready, bringing him to the point where his cock was throbbing and hot with lust and need. “Tell daddy what you want,” Phil whispered with a smirk, definitely enjoying this more than he probably should. At those words, Dan’s mouth opened slightly, his breath intake shallowing out of shock of what Phil had said. He knew that Phil had agreed to it, of course, but the fact he was getting so into it was definitely something of a turn on for Dan. “Daddy, please,” Dan whispered, watching with wide eyes in the dark as Phil reached under the bed, grabbing the small, purple bottle of lube that they had recently bought together since it was meant to be giving a ‘tingling’ sensation to either person. “Daddy…I want your long cock inside of me. Pummeling me. Pounding into me and making me scream making me beg my big, strong, daddy to cum. But I don’t want you to let me, daddy. What I want you to do is make me wait until you finish off, cumming deeply inside of me, and then you can allow me to cum. P-Please, daddy,” Dan whimpered, his legs spreading apart almost as far as they could go. His hand trailed down to his own cock with another whimper, grabbing at his painfully hardened member. “Uh, uh, uh,” Phil tutted, slapping Dan’s hand away quickly by swatting Dan’s wrist. “Don’t be a naughty boy. You know your cock is daddy’s to touch. Daddy’s and only daddy’s.” Phil smirked Dan let out a complaining moan, but obeyed Phil’s orders and moved his hands to behind his head to keep them in place while Phil moved down to potion himself between Dan’s sprawled legs. “Did you finger yourself while I was in the bathroom, like the slut you are? Did you stretch your hole out?” Phil snapped at Dan, coating his cock in a thick layer of lube and trailing his free hand’s fingers to Dan’s opening just to locate it. “Y-Yes, daddy.” Dan shuddered, his neck snapping back and his eyes staring up to the ceiling, his hole throbbing, unclenching and clenching around nothing with lust. “Good boy,” Phil whispered, moving his cock to Dan’s hole and slowly pushing the head in, making both of them moan in unison as the feeling they had both needed was finally allowed. “You’re just daddy’s little slut, aren’t you?” Phil said, pushing in the rest of his seven inches into Dan quickly since he was already gaping and waiting and stretched. “Yes.” Dan growled, answering Phil’s question and muttering a statement of pleasure. “Yes, daddy. I’m your little slut.” He said without hesitation, not even attempting to hold himself back anymore with the kink since Phil was so clearly invested into it too. Phil showed a glimmer of approval in his eyes. “Look me in the eyes while I’m fucking you, baby.” he cooed to his ‘son’, beginning to move his hips up and back, making his cock slither in and out of Dan’s closing hole. Dan obeyed, his eyes moving to trail over Phil’s hot body, letting them stare at Phil’s fuzzy chest hair, then moving up to Phil’s eyes to make delicious eye contact, making the feeling of Phil fucking him in and out even better. “D-Daddy! It feels so good!” Dan squeaked, making his eyes not dare move away from Phil’s since it would go against his daddy’s orders. “I know, baby.” Phil grunted, moving his lower half of his body faster and harder, trying to get his cock more inside of Dan than it had ever had gone. Dan let out a loud gasp, his whole body shaking and shivering just as the tip of Phil’s cock hit at the back, right side of his hot inside, hitting up against his prostate and causing his stomach to whirl. “Daddy. Daddy I need you to touch me! Please, g-rab your baby boy’s cock.” Dan whispered, his back arching as he made his fingers wrap around part of the pillow under his head to keep from grabbing his own dick. “Well you said please.” Phil smirked, a hand moving to Dan’s cock and gripping it, not yet moving. “How could I say no to a little boy with good manners?” He moved his hand up and down vigorously, his middle finger staying put on the slit of Dan’s cock and tapping at it like a microphone to tease him even more so. Phil’s own stomach started to swirl as his lower body started to get warmer, tingling sensations and shakiness being sent all through his body while he neared his own orgasm, listening to Dan’s stream of constant “Uh…Daddy…Daddy, oh my god…Fuck me harder, please daddy” noise. “Da-Daddy.” Dan grunted in pleasure and worry. “Daddy I’m gonna cu-cum, fuck.” Dan moaned, earning a low and disapproving noise from Phil. “Not until daddy does, remember? You want to be my good boy, right? Well you’re going to have to hold it in,” Phil commanded, moving even faster inside of Dan in order to help string himself along and cum faster for Dan’s sake. Dan let out a slightly annoyed sigh but it was lost in his groans and moans and calling out for Phil to let him cum. It was all too much for Phil, and he finally released. He came right inside of Dan on an in thrust, making his cum slime around in Dan’s insides, which only made Dan hotter and more bothered, wishing nothing more than to cum. Phil kept himself in place, not moving while his body involuntarily moved by producing convulsions, glaring down at Dan hungrily. “Beg daddy for it, baby. Beg him to let you cum.” Dan nodded, though it only made him whimper some at the loss of Phil no longer moving and softening inside of him. “Please daddy!” Dan shouted loudly, so loudly the neighbors probably heard and probably ended up /very/ confused and disturbed. “Please d-daddy, let me cum! I won’t be naughty anymore! I’ll be your good boy! Just, jesus fucking fuck please daddy!” Phil stifled a giggle as he nodded to Dan while pulling out slowly as a silent way of approval. “Okay baby. Cum for daddy.” He growled. Dan’s mouth formed an ‘o’ shape, though all noises and body movements stopped as he came, the white and hot liquid leaking from his slit onto his own stomach and nearly pouring in little streams out of his throbbing, red, raw cock. Phil collapsed next to Dan as he watched Dan beautiful come down from his orgasm by panting through his mouth and staring up at the ceiling. Dan turned to Phil with his bashful grin on his face, making his dimple invert into his cheek while a blush brightened his face. “That was…” Dan said though he didn’t finish his sentence and instead just giggled. “Amazing.” Phil finished for him, making Dan nod and giggle. Phil giggled back, bringing his finger up to wipe some of the messy and sticky mess off of Dan’s tummy, then brought his fingers to Dan’s mouth. “Taste it. Do it for daddy.” Phil teased, making Dan roll his eyes but opening his mouth to let Phil’s cum-covered fingers invade it. He winced a little as he tasted himself, never being one to like the taste of any cum yet alone his own, but put on a show for Phil but bobbing his head up and down and moving his tongue around Phil’s fingers as though it was his cock and Dan was giving him a blowjob. He smirked when he pulled away and collapsed completely down to the bed with a yawn. “Sleepy boy.” Phil giggled as he set his arm around Dan’s waist and kissed his cheek. “That was great. We’ll have to do it again sometime. Really. I didn’t think your kink would be this good but, god it was great.” Phil praised, resting his head on Dan’s shoulder as he yawned himself. “Goodnight, baby.” he whispered. Dan blushed at the compliment, really insanely proud of himself that Phil had enjoyed it too. “Goodnight, daddy.” Dan whispered back, his sweaty head falling against Phil’s as he nodded off to sleep, thoughts of their next time doing this alright flooding his mind and sparking new ideas. So ya, that was that lawl. It was longer yet shorter than I expected and I thought it was okay, i dunno. If anyone has any feedback and could just maybe send it here that’d be nice, or like reblog it with feedback so i could see or something? Thank you! Also ty phanarama for letting me post this here. If it wasn’t too much trouble can you post this under a read more when posting? (And maybe add tags like daddy!kink, phansmut, and phanfiction :/ I’m sorry this is a lot of work for you)
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11-17-2015, 10:10:49: Tom Robinson tries to use his good right hand to put his bad left one on the Bible, but it keeps falling off, and the judge tells him not to bother. After the basic questions about his age and family, Atticus asks Tom about a previous conviction for disorderly conduct; Jem whispers that Atticus is showing the jury that Tom has nothing to hide. Gee, we're glad Jem is here to interpret for us. Tom's testimony continues: he passes the Ewell place on his way to work for Mr. Link Deas every day; he did go inside the Ewell yard to chop up a piece of furniture, but that was last spring, not in November like Mayella said, and that he went home without incident after turning down the nickel she offered him for the job. Atticus asks if he ever crossed into Ewell property after that, and Tom says he did lots of times, provoking a murmur from the audience. Atticus asks why, and Tom says Mayella kept having little jobs for him to do, and he never took payment because he knew how poor she was. Tom says the children were always around when he was there, and Mayella would talk to him. Scout thinks that Mayella must have been terribly lonely, even more lonely than Boo Radley, and that Tom was probably the only person who had ever treated her with real kindness. Did Tom ever go on the Ewell property without being invited? He says no. So, what happened that night in November? Tom was going home as usual and passed the Ewell place, which seemed awfully quiet. Mayella asked him to come in to fix a door, even though nothing seemed wrong with it. And then he suddenly realized that the reason it seemed so quiet was that the other children weren't around. Mayella said she'd been saving her nickels for a year to get enough money for all seven to buy ice cream. Well, isn't that nice, he said. He tried to leave, when she asked him to get something down from the top of a wardrobe; he stood on a chair to get it, when she grabbed his legs from behind; he jumped in fright, knocking the chair over. He swears that was the only furniture disturbed in the room when he left it. And then he turned around and Mayella hugged him. The courtroom erupts, but the judge intervenes and Tom continues: Mayella kissed him, saying that she'd never kissed an adult man before, and that what her father does to her doesn't count. Tom says that he tried to get away without touching Mayella, when Mr. Ewell shouted through the window. Atticus forces Tom to repeat Mr. Ewell's words, even though he doesn't want to: he said, "you goddamn whore, I'll kill ya" (19.68). And then Tom ran away as fast as he could. Scout doesn't understand Tom's dilemma until her father explains it to her later: pushing Mayella would have been as good as signing his death warrant, so he had to run, even though it made him look guilty. While Mr. Gilmer is getting up to question the witness, Mr. Link Deas suddenly stands up and vouches for Tom's character to the whole courtroom, sparking Judge Taylor's wrath. The judge tells everyone to forget the interruption and the court reporter to erase it from the record, and the case continues. After revisiting Tom's previous criminal record, Mr. Gilmer asks him about his physical strength, establishing that after all he's strong enough to chop up furniture with his one good hand. Why did Tom spend so much time doing Mayella's chores when he had his own to do at home? Tom says, after persistent questioning, that he felt sorry for her. Mr. Gilmer shows shock and horror at this answer (how dare a black man feel sorry for a white woman?), and pauses to let the jury feel it too. When Mr. Gilmer asks questions about that night, Tom refuses to accuse Mayella of lying, but persistently says that she is "mistaken in her mind" (19.135). Why did he run? Isn't running away evidence of guilt? Tom basically says that he ran because he knew most white people would assume he was guilty no matter what. By this point Dill is crying uncontrollably, and Jem makes Scout take him out of the courtroom. Dill tells Scout it just made him sick to hear how Mr. Gilmer was talking to Tom. There's a difference between the condescending way Mr. Gilmer talked to Tom and the politeness Atticus showed to Mayella. Scout replies that the difference is between Atticus and Mr. Gilmer, not their witnesses, but Dill doesn't believe it. A new voice breaks into their conversation: Mr. Dolphus Raymond, who agrees with Dill.
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You're wrong, that has happened!” Well dido for you, but what can I say i'm a fifteen year old high school freshman on his half a decade old laptop writing about an emotion that he may have not even experienced and no that's not my poor grammar, I don't even know if I have experienced love. Now you're probably thinking “What the hell does this kid know about love if he hasn't even experienced it!” Well you sir or woman are goddamn right, I'm surprised you read this far. Alright one thing I can tell you is how this false image of love has affected my life, when I was a kid-scratch that, 6-7 years ago at Shiloh Elementary school I THINK I fell in love. A new girl named Emma Quinn Olson (I very much doubt with every fiber of my being this will become popular in any way so no i'm not sorry for saying you're full name Emma) walked into the door and I felt this emotion crush me. The first words I said we're “Gianluca, I think i'm in love”, and what I didn't know is that Gianluca (current best friend) was not even in the room. Presently if someone asked me if I believe love at first sight I would say no, you do it everyday. You see a girl/woman and think “damn, she's hot” not saying I do, I have this thing against perverts and lil old me in third grade didn't know what a pervert was, but then again lil old me would have said yes to that previous question “Do you believe in love at first sight?” The next thing I remember is us becoming friends, after that she lost to a game of Oreo, for you people who don't know what that is i'll explain it. Oreo is a very complex game, no it's basically a twist of Rock, Paper, Scissors except if you lose the winner gets to pick out the person you ask out. You can guess who that lucky victim was, lil old me. Emma asked me out and I said hell yes, not really but you can imagine I was pretty damn excited. I learned late on about the Oreo thing, but she said she fell in love with me or some shit so I believed it.Honestly I don't remember what happened in chronologic order but she broke up with me over the summer and went out with Jordan Ladson. (again, not sorry Jordan, don't get you're hopes up for being famous) Anyway, that summer was a special level of hell for me, especially having to see her everyday of the weekday of course. We we're both in after school summer camp program at the elementary school, I had to see her with Jordan for quite awhile. Until we started going out again for god knows why, I seriously don't remember. It went surprisingly well, we went around this track that was at the back of school made of asphalt. It surrounded the entire playground, that's all we ever did, walked around that track. We just talked the entire time, what about you ask? No idea, I remember none of it. It wasn't long until we held hands. Look at me, sounds like i'm in some high school fantasy bullshit, oh thats right! I am. The relationship was nothing but uphill from there, well there we're a couple offs and ons until nearing the end of fifth grade, our first kiss was in a plastic fucking tube, a slide. Now if you ask me, that sounds VERY romantic, until a stick made it's way up my ass and I ended it. That’s right,I ended it, I was so greedy I thought “Hell, I can do better, there are going to be tons of new girls in Middle School!” Oh there we're girls alright, they just didn't like me, and I didn't like them. Alright alright, I know what you are thinking and i'm sorry. This isn't a biography about my shitty past but bare with me, i'll get to the point, it didn't work out and she ended up not loving me back. I fell into depression, it happened to many teenagers I assume. I was lost, I thought I loved this girl and she didn't love me back. I stopped enjoying my life, and shortly after that my parents gave me an offer I couldn't refuse. A new life, they asked me if I wanted to move and I said yes of course. Eighth grade comes along and the depression did not go away, later on in the year I changed. Acne clear, new haircut, I finally let go of Emma, and life was looking up. This next part is what I used to call a “Groin punch” something you least expect, hits you hard, and hurts a lot. Emma came back, we went on two dates or at least what I thought we're dates. On the second one some let's say popular kids saw me with Emma and obviously thought it was necessary to tell everyone about my new “girlfriend”. Don't get me wrong, this was a good moment for me, but not Emma. She was now “dating” me, people asked her about it and she seemed ashamed of it. At least that's what I saw, she told people she wasn't and I told people I was. Not people saw that, or they did and i'm just a dumbass. When I asked her why we shouldn't date she told me she was gay, at least before I thought I had some chance right? Now I had no chance at all, this brought back the depression. It stuck by for quite a while, I put on the smile that everyone wanted to see and went back to crying myself to sleep. (metaphorically and literally) The year ended and I met a girl, Megan Christner. It was different than the first time I met Emma. It wasn't love at first sight but i'm okay with that, I thought she was cute but the depression held me back from getting hurt again. She was friends with my present best friend Kevin Richard, I learned more about her and also learned she liked me. We walked to the bus lot together along with Kevin and later on Trey, another friend of mine. She asked for my phone number one day and we became closer, I told her that I had feelings for her (still do) and she said she had (still has) a promise she cannot date until the end of the year or school year. Her best friend Maureen later on told me that it wasn't real, and was because she like me a lot. That brings us to the present, you now know my shitty past and how i've come to be this “great guy” i'm told I am. To this day I don't understand why Emma “fell in love” with me or why Megan likes me at all, I'm pretty sure it's wearing off. Like a crush, you learn about someone and don't like what you see. They might look nice, but have a shitty personality like me. I don't feel that way towards Megan, I like her personality, honestly I like a lot about it. That brings us to the actual point, I'm going to be honest. I was hoping I would find one as I was writing this, but I didn't. So that's it, just my shitty past and blurry future, no happy endings because quite frankly, those are bullshit too.
03-30-2016, 21:06:56: I like the thought that some people are meant to be, fated to be together, but I think that's bullshit. Hear me out, maybe it's true, maybe I just have a bad experience with love. In which I do, but who is to say that love is real at all, who is to say it's not just a chemical reaction. There may be a man or woman or a couple that says it true, hell you'll probably believe them because they look madly in love with one another, or whatever the hell love is. I'm not doing this is make you rethink your life or your opinion i'm doing this for the people that are so influenced by movies, t.v shows, media, and etc. Reality and movies are not the same thing, it doesn't happen in the real world, for you very little percentage reading this and thinking “Hey! You're wrong, that has happened!” Well dido for you, but what can I say i'm a fifteen year old high school freshman on his half a decade old laptop writing about an emotion that he may have not even experienced and no that's not my poor grammar, I don't even know if I have experienced love. Now you're probably thinking “What the hell does this kid know about love if he hasn't even experienced it!” Well you sir or woman are goddamn right, I'm surprised you read this far. Alright one thing I can tell you is how this false image of love has affected my life, when I was a kid-scratch that, 6-7 years ago at Shiloh Elementary school I THINK I fell in love. A new girl named Emma Quinn Olson (I very much doubt with every fiber of my being this will become popular in any way so no i'm not sorry for saying you're full name Emma) walked into the door and I felt this emotion crush me. The first words I said we're “Gianluca, I think i'm in love”, and what I didn't know is that Gianluca (current best friend) was not even in the room. Presently if someone asked me if I believe love at first sight I would say no, you do it everyday. You see a girl/woman and think “damn, she's hot” not saying I do, I have this thing against perverts and lil old me in third grade didn't know what a pervert was, but then again lil old me would have said yes to that previous question “Do you believe in love at first sight?” The next thing I remember is us becoming friends, after that she lost to a game of Oreo, for you people who don't know what that is i'll explain it. Oreo is a very complex game, no it's basically a twist of Rock, Paper, Scissors except if you lose the winner gets to pick out the person you ask out. You can guess who that lucky victim was, lil old me. Emma asked me out and I said hell yes, not really but you can imagine I was pretty damn excited. I learned late on about the Oreo thing, but she said she fell in love with me or some shit so I believed it.Honestly I don't remember what happened in chronologic order but she broke up with me over the summer and went out with Jordan Ladson. (again, not sorry Jordan, don't get you're hopes up for being famous) Anyway, that summer was a special level of hell for me, especially having to see her everyday of the weekday of course. We we're both in after school summer camp program at the elementary school, I had to see her with Jordan for quite awhile. Until we started going out again for god knows why, I seriously don't remember. It went surprisingly well, we went around this track that was at the back of school made of asphalt. It surrounded the entire playground, that's all we ever did, walked around that track. We just talked the entire time, what about you ask? No idea, I remember none of it. It wasn't long until we held hands. Look at me, sounds like i'm in some high school fantasy bullshit, oh thats right! I am. The relationship was nothing but uphill from there, well there we're a couple offs and ons until nearing the end of fifth grade, our first kiss was in a plastic fucking tube, a slide. Now if you ask me, that sounds VERY romantic, until a stick made it's way up my ass and I ended it. That’s right,I ended it, I was so greedy I thought “Hell, I can do better, there are going to be tons of new girls in Middle School!” Oh there we're girls alright, they just didn't like me, and I didn't like them. Alright alright, I know what you are thinking and i'm sorry. This isn't a biography about my shitty past but bare with me, i'll get to the point, it didn't work out and she ended up not loving me back. I fell into depression, it happened to many teenagers I assume. I was lost, I thought I loved this girl and she didn't love me back. I stopped enjoying my life, and shortly after that my parents gave me an offer I couldn't refuse. A new life, they asked me if I wanted to move and I said yes of course. Eighth grade comes along and the depression did not go away, later on in the year I changed. Acne clear, new haircut, I finally let go of Emma, and life was looking up. This next part is what I used to call a “Groin punch” something you least expect, hits you hard, and hurts a lot. Emma came back, we went on two dates or at least what I thought we're dates. On the second one some let's say popular kids saw me with Emma and obviously thought it was necessary to tell everyone about my new “girlfriend”. Don't get me wrong, this was a good moment for me, but not Emma. She was now “dating” me, people asked her about it and she seemed ashamed of it. At least that's what I saw, she told people she wasn't and I told people I was. Not people saw that, or they did and i'm just a dumbass. When I asked her why we shouldn't date she told me she was gay, at least before I thought I had some chance right? Now I had no chance at all, this brought back the depression. It stuck by for quite a while, I put on the smile that everyone wanted to see and went back to crying myself to sleep. (metaphorically and literally) The year ended and I met a girl, Megan Christner. It was different than the first time I met Emma. It wasn't love at first sight but i'm okay with that, I thought she was cute but the depression held me back from getting hurt again. She was friends with my present best friend Kevin Richard, I learned more about her and also learned she liked me. We walked to the bus lot together along with Kevin and later on Trey, another friend of mine. She asked for my phone number one day and we became closer, I told her that I had feelings for her (still do) and she said she had (still has) a promise she cannot date until the end of the year or school year. 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A 11 small Jewish r e p u b l i c … A Jewish Council was appointed, as well as a Jewish police force, a welfare agency, a labor committee, a health agency—a whole governmental apparatus. People thought this was a good thing. We would no longer have to look at all those hostile faces, endure those hate-filled stares. No more fear. No more anguish. We would live among Jews, among brothers… Of course, there still were unpleasant moments. Every day, the Germans came looking for men to load coal into the military trains. Volunteers for this kind of work were few. But apart from that, the atmosphere was oddly peaceful and reassuring. Most people thought that we would remain in the ghetto until the end of the war, until the arrival of the Red Army. Afterward everything would be as before. The ghetto was ruled by neither German nor Jew; it was ruled by delusion. S O ME TWO W E E K S before Shavuot. A sunny spring day, people strolled seemingly carefree through the crowded streets. They exchanged cheerful greetings. Children played games, rolling hazelnuts on the sidewalks. Some schoolmates and I were in Ezra Malik's garden studying a Talmudic treatise. Night fell. Some twenty people had gathered in our courtyard. My father was sharing some anecdotes and holding forth on his opinion of the situation. He was a good storyteller. Suddenly, the gate opened, and Stern, a former shopkeeper who now was a policeman, entered and took my father aside. De-spite the growing darkness, I could see my father turn pale. "What's wrong?" we asked. "I don't know. I have been summoned to a special meeting of the Council. Something must have happened." The story he had interrupted would remain unfinished. 12 "I'm going right now," he said. "I'll return as soon as possible. I'll tell you everything. Wait for me." We were ready to wait as long as necessary. The courtyard turned into something like an antechamber to an operating room. We stood, waiting for the door to open. Neighbors, hearing the ru-mors, had joined us. We stared at our watches. Time had slowed down. What was the meaning of such a long session? "I have a bad feeling," said my mother. "This afternoon I saw new faces in the ghetto. Two German officers, I believe they were Gestapo. Since we've been here, we have not seen a single of-ficer…" It was close to midnight. Nobody felt like going to sleep, though some people briefly went to check on their homes. Others left but asked to be called as soon as my father returned. At last, the door opened and he appeared. His face was drained of color. He was quickly surrounded. "Tell us. Tell us what's happening! Say s o m e t h i n g … " At that moment, we were so anxious to hear something en-couraging, a few words telling us that there was nothing to worry about, that the meeting had been routine, just a review of welfare and health p r o b l e m s … B u t one glance at my father's face left no doubt. "The news is terrible," he said at last. And then one word: "Transports." The ghetto was to be liquidated entirely. Departures were to take place street by street, starting the next day. We wanted to know everything, every detail. We were stunned, yet we wanted to fully absorb the bitter news. "Where will they take us?" That was a secret. A secret for all, except one: the president of the Jewish Council. But he would not tell, or could not tell. The Gestapo had threatened to shoot him if he talked. 13 "There are rumors," my father said, his voice breaking, "that we are being taken somewhere in Hungary to work in the brick factories. It seems that here, we are too close to the f r o n t … " After a moment's silence, he added: "Each of us will be allowed to bring his personal belong-ings. A backpack, some food, a few items of clothing. Nothing else." Again, heavy silence. "Go and wake the neighbors," said my father. "They must get r e a d y … " The shadows around me roused themselves as if from a deep sleep and left silently in every direction. FOR A MOMENT, we remained alone. Suddenly Batia Reich, a rela-tive who lived with us, entered the room: "Someone is knocking at the sealed window, the one that faces outside!" It was only after the war that I found out who had knocked that night. It was an inspector of the Hungarian police, a friend of my father's. Before we entered the ghetto, he had told us, "Don't worry. I'll warn you if there is danger." Had he been able to speak to us that night, we might still have been able to flee…But by the time we succeeded in opening the window, it was too late. There was nobody outside. T HE GHETTO was awake. One after the other, the lights were go-ing on behind the windows. I went into the house of one of my father's friends. I woke the head of the household, a man with a gray beard and the gaze of a dreamer. His back was hunched over from untold nights spent studying. 14 "Get up, sir, get up! You must ready yourself for the journey. Tomorrow you will be expelled, you and your family, you and all the other Jews. Where to? Please don't ask me, sir, don't ask ques-tions. God alone could answer you. For heaven's sake, get u p … " He had no idea what I was talking about. He probably thought I had lost my mind. "What are you saying? Get ready for the journey? What jour-ney? Why? What is happening? Have you gone mad?" Half asleep, he was staring at me, his eyes filled with terror, as though he expected me to burst out laughing and tell him to go back to bed. To sleep. To dream. That nothing had happened. It was all in jest… My throat was dry and the words were choking me, paralyzing my lips. There was nothing else to say. At last he understood. He got out of bed and began to dress, automatically. Then he went over to the bed where his wife lay sleeping and with infinite tenderness touched her forehead. She opened her eyes and it seemed to me that a smile crossed her lips. Then he went to wake his two children. They woke with a start, torn from their dreams. I fled. Time went by quickly. It was already four o'clock in the morn-ing. My father was running right and left, exhausted, consoling friends, checking with the Jewish Council just in case the order had been rescinded. To the last moment, people clung to hope. The women were boiling eggs, roasting meat, preparing cakes, sewing backpacks. The children were wandering about aimlessly, not knowing what to do with themselves to stay out of the way of the grown-ups. Our backyard looked like a marketplace. Valuable objects, precious rugs, silver candlesticks, Bibles and other ritual objects were strewn over the dusty grounds—pitiful relics that seemed never to have had a home. All this under a magnificent blue sky. 15 By eight o'clock in the morning, weariness had settled into our veins, our limbs, our brains, like molten lead. I was in the midst of prayer when suddenly there was shouting in the streets. I quickly unwound my phylacteries and ran to the window. Hungarian po-lice had entered the ghetto and were yelling in the street nearby. "All Jews, outside! Hurry!" They were followed by Jewish police, who, their voices break-ing, told us: "The time has c o m e … y o u must leave all t h i s … " The Hungarian police used their rifle butts, their clubs to in-discriminately strike old men and women, children and cripples. One by one, the houses emptied and the streets filled with peo-ple carrying bundles. By ten o'clock, everyone was outside. The police were taking roll calls, once, twice, twenty times. The heat was oppressive. Sweat streamed from people's faces and bodies. Children were crying for water. Water! There was water close by inside the houses, the back-yards, but it was forbidden to break rank. "Water, Mother, I am thirsty!" Some of the Jewish police surreptitiously went to fill a few jugs. My sisters and I were still allowed to move about, as we were destined for the last convoy, and so we helped as best we could. AT LAST, at one o'clock in the afternoon came the signal to leave. There was joy, yes, joy. People must have thought there could be no greater torment in God's hell than that of being stranded here, on the sidewalk, among the bundles, in the middle of the street under a blazing sun. Anything seemed preferable to that. They began to walk without another glance at the abandoned streets, the dead, empty houses, the gardens, the tombstones… 16 On everyone's back, there was a sack. In everyone's eyes, tears and distress. Slowly, heavily, the procession advanced toward the gate of the ghetto. And there I was, on the sidewalk, watching them file past, un-able to move. Here came the Chief Rabbi, hunched over, his face strange looking without a beard, a bundle on his back. His very presence in the procession was enough to make the scene seem surreal. It was like a page torn from a book, a historical novel, per-haps, dealing with the captivity in Babylon or the Spanish Inqui-sition. They passed me by, one after the other, my teachers, my friends, the others, some of whom I had once feared, some of whom I had found ridiculous, all those whose lives I had shared for years. There they went, defeated, their bundles, their lives in tow, having left behind their homes, their childhood. They passed me by, like beaten dogs, with never a glance in my direction. They must have envied me. The procession disappeared around the corner. A few steps more and they were beyond the ghetto walls. The street resembled fairgrounds deserted in haste. There was a little of everything: suitcases, briefcases, bags, knives, dishes, banknotes, papers, faded portraits. All the things one planned to take along and finally left behind. They had ceased to matter. Open rooms everywhere. Gaping doors and windows looked out into the void. It all belonged to everyone since it no longer belonged to anyone. It was there for the taking. An open tomb. A summer sun. WE HAD SPENT the day without food. But we were not really hun-gry. We were exhausted. 17 My father had accompanied the deportees as far as the ghetto's gate. They first had been herded through the main syna-gogue, where they were thoroughly searched to make sure they were not carrying away gold, silver, or any other valuables. There had been incidents of hysteria and harsh blows. "When will it be our turn?" I asked my father. "The day after tomorrow. U n l e s s … t h i n g s work out. A mira-cle, p e r h a p s … " Where were the people being taken? Did anyone know yet? No, the secret was well kept. Night had fallen. That evening, we went to bed early. My fa-ther said: "Sleep peacefully, children. Nothing will happen until the day after tomorrow, Tuesday." Monday went by like a small summer cloud, like a dream in the first hours of dawn. Intent on preparing our backpacks, on baking breads and cakes, we no longer thought about anything. The verdict had been delivered. That evening, our mother made us go to bed early. To con-serve our strength, she said. It was to be the last night spent in our house. I was up at dawn. I wanted to have time to pray before leaving. My father had risen before all of us, to seek information in town. He returned around eight o'clock. Good news: we were not leaving town today; we were only moving to the small ghetto. That is where we were to wait for the last transport. We would be the last to leave. At nine o'clock, the previous Sunday's scenes were repeated. Policemen wielding clubs were shouting: "All Jews outside!" 18 We were ready. I went out first. I did not want to look at my parents' faces. I did not want to break into tears. We remained sit-ting in the middle of the street, like the others two days earlier. The same hellish sun. The same thirst. Only there was no one left to bring us water. I looked at my house in which I had spent years seeking my God, fasting to hasten the coming of the Messiah, imagining what my life would be like later. Yet I felt little sadness. My mind was empty. "Get up! Roll call!" We stood. We were counted. We sat down. We got up again. Over and over. We waited impatiently to be taken away. What were they waiting for? Finally, the order came: "Forward! March!" My father was crying. It was the first time I saw him cry. I had never thought it possible. As for my mother, she was walking, her face a mask, without a word, deep in thought. I looked at my lit-tle sister, Tzipora, her blond hair neatly combed, her red coat over her arm: a little girl of seven. On her back a bag too heavy for her. She was clenching her teeth; she already knew it was useless to complain. Here and there, the police were lashing out with their clubs: "Faster!" I had no strength left. The journey had just be-gun and I already felt so weak… "Faster! Faster! Move, you lazy good-for-nothings!" the Hun-garian police were screaming. That was when I began to hate them, and my hatred remains our only link today. They were our first oppressors. They were the first faces of hell and death. They ordered us to run. We began to run. Who would have thought that we were so strong? From behind their windows, from behind their shutters, our fellow citizens watched as we passed. 19 We finally arrived at our destination. Throwing down our bun-dles, we dropped to the ground: "Oh God, Master of the Universe, in your infinite compassion, have mercy on u s … " T HE SMALL GHETTO . Only three days ago, people were living here. People who owned the things we were using now. They had been expelled. And we had already forgotten all about them. The chaos was even greater here than in the large ghetto. Its inhabitants evidently had been caught by surprise. I visited the rooms that had been occupied by my Uncle Mendel's family. On the table, a half-finished bowl of soup. A platter of dough waiting to be baked. Everywhere on the floor there were books. Had my uncle meant to take them along? We settled in. (What a word!) I went looking for wood, my sisters lit a fire. Despite her fatigue, my mother began to prepare a meal. We cannot give up, we cannot give up, she kept repeating. People's morale was not so bad: we were beginning to get used to the situation. There were those who even voiced optimism. The Germans were running out of time to expel us, they a r g u e d … Tragically for those who had already been deported, it would be too late. As for us, chances were that we would be allowed to go on with our miserable little lives until the end of the war. The ghetto was not guarded. One could enter and leave as one pleased. Maria, our former maid, came to see us. Sobbing, she begged us to come with her to her village where she had prepared a safe shelter. My father wouldn't hear of it. He told me and my big sisters, "If you wish, go there. I shall stay here with your mother and the little one… Naturally, we refused to be separated. 20 NIGHT. No one was praying for the night to pass quickly. Th e stars were but sparks of the immense conflagration that was con-suming us. Were this conflagration to be extinguished one day, nothing would be left in the sky but extinct stars and unseeing eyes. There was nothing else to do but to go to bed, in the beds of those who had moved on. We needed to rest, to gather our strength. At daybreak, the gloom had lifted. The mood was more confi-dent. There were those who said: "Who knows, they may be sending us away for our own good. The front is getting closer, we shall soon hear the guns. And then surely the civilian population will be e v a c u a t e d … " "They worry lest we join the partisans … " "As far as I'm concerned, this whole business of deportation is nothing but a big farce. Don't laugh. They just want to steal our valuables and jewelry. They know that it has all been buried and that they will have to dig to find it; so much easier to do when the owners are on v a c a t i o n … " On vacation! This kind of talk that nobody believed helped pass the time. The few days we spent here went by pleasantly enough, in rela-tive calm. People rather got along. There no longer was any dis-tinction between rich and poor, notables and the others; we were all people condemned to the same fate—still unknown. SATURDAY, the day of rest, was the day chosen for our expulsion. The night before, we had sat down to the traditional Friday night meal. We had said the customary blessings over the bread 21 and the wine and swallowed the food in silence. We sensed that we were gathered around the familial table for the last time. I spent that night going over memories and ideas and was unable to fall asleep. At dawn, we were in the street, ready to leave. This time, there were no Hungarian police. It had been agreed that the Jew-ish Council would handle everything by itself. Our convoy headed toward the main synagogue. The town seemed deserted. But behind the shutters, our friends of yester-day were probably waiting for the moment when they could loot our homes. The synagogue resembled a large railroad station: baggage and tears. The altar was shattered, the wall coverings shredded, the walls themselves bare. There were so many of us, we could hardly breathe. The twenty-four hours we spent there were horrendous. The men were downstairs, the women upstairs. It was Saturday— the Sabbath—and it was as though we were there to attend ser-vices. Forbidden to go outside, people relieved themselves in a corner. The next morning, we walked toward the station, where a convoy of cattle cars was waiting. The Hungarian police made us climb into the cars, eighty persons in each one. They handed us some bread, a few pails of water. They checked the bars on the windows to make sure they would not come loose. The cars were sealed. One person was placed in charge of every car: if someone managed to escape, that person would be shot. Two Gestapo officers strolled down the length of the platform. They were all smiles; all things considered, it had gone very smoothly. A prolonged whistle pierced the air. The wheels began to grind. We were on our way.
01-16-2017, 15:58:57: 2 THEY C A L L E D HIM Moishe the Beadle, as if his entire life he had never had a surname. He was the jack-of-all-trades in a Hasidic house of prayer, a shtibl. The Jews of Sighet—the little town in Transylvania where I spent my child- hood—were fond of him. He was poor and lived in utter penury. As a rule, our townspeople, while they did help the needy, did not particularly like them. Moishe the Beadle was the excep-tion. He stayed out of people's way. His presence bothered no one. He had mastered the art of rendering himself insignificant, invisible. Physically, he was as awkward as a clown. His waiflike shyness made people smile. As for me, I liked his wide, dreamy eyes, gaz-ing off into the distance. He spoke little. He sang, or rather he chanted, and the few snatches I caught here and there spoke of divine suffering, of the Shekhinah in Exile, where, according to Kabbalah, it awaits its redemption linked to that of man. I met him in 1941. I was almost thirteen and deeply observant. By day I studied Talmud and by night I would run to the syna-gogue to weep over the destruction of the Temple. 3 One day I asked my father to find me a master who could guide me in my studies of Kabbalah. "You are too young for that. Maimonides tells us that one must be thirty before venturing into the world of mysticism, a world fraught with peril. First you must study the basic subjects, those you are able to comprehend." My father was a cultured man, rather unsentimental. He rarely displayed his feelings, not even within his family, and was more involved with the welfare of others than with that of his own kin. The Jewish community of Sighet held him in highest esteem; his advice on public and even private matters was frequently sought. There were four of us children. Hilda, the eldest; then Bea; I was the third and the only son; Tzipora was the youngest. My parents ran a store. Hilda and Bea helped with the work. As for me, my place was in the house of study, or so they said. "There are no Kabbalists in Sighet," my father would often tell me. He wanted to drive the idea of studying Kabbalah from my mind. In vain. I succeeded on my own in finding a master for my-self in the person of Moishe the Beadle. He had watched me one day as I prayed at dusk. "Why do you cry when you pray?" he asked, as though he knew me well. "I don't know," I answered, troubled. I had never asked myself that question. I cried because because something inside me felt the need to cry. That was all I knew. "Why do you pray?" he asked after a moment. Why did I pray? Strange question. Why did I live? Why did I breathe? "I don't know," I told him, even more troubled and ill at ease. "I don't know." From that day on, I saw him often. He explained to me, with 4 great emphasis, that every question possessed a power that was lost in the answer… Man comes closer to God through the questions he asks Him, he liked to say. Therein lies true dialogue. Man asks and God replies. But we don't understand His replies. We cannot under-stand them. Because they dwell in the depths of our souls and re-main there until we die. The real answers, Eliezer, you will find only within yourself. "And why do you pray, Moishe?" I asked him. "I pray to the God within me for the strength to ask Him the real questions." We spoke that way almost every evening, remaining in the synagogue long after all the faithful had gone, sitting in the semi-darkness where only a few half-burnt candles provided a flicker-ing light. One evening, I told him how unhappy I was not to be able to find in Sighet a master to teach me the Zohar, the Kabbalistic works, the secrets of Jewish mysticism. He smiled indulgently. After a long silence, he said, "There are a thousand and one gates allowing entry into the orchard of mystical truth. Every human being has his own gate. He must not err and wish to enter the or-chard through a gate other than his own. That would present a danger not only for the one entering but also for those who are already inside." And Moishe the Beadle, the poorest of the poor of Sighet, spoke to me for hours on end about the Kabbalah's revelations and its mysteries. Thus began my initiation. Together we would read, over and over again, the same page of the Zohar. Not to learn it by heart but to discover within the very essence of divinity. And in the course of those evenings I became convinced that Moishe the Beadle would help me enter eternity, into that time when question and answer would become ONE . 5 AND THEN, one day all foreign Jews were expelled from Sighet. And Moishe the Beadle was a foreigner. Crammed into cattle cars by the Hungarian police, they cried silently. Standing on the station platform, we too were crying. The train disappeared over the horizon; all that was left was thick, dirty smoke. Behind me, someone said, sighing, "What do you expect? That's w a r … " The deportees were quickly forgotten. A few days after they left, it was rumored that they were in Galicia, working, and even that they were content with their fate. Days went by. Then weeks and months. Life was normal again. A calm, reassuring wind blew through our homes. The shopkeepers were doing good business, the students lived among their books, and the children played in the streets. One day, as I was about to enter the synagogue, I saw Moishe the Beadle sitting on a bench near the entrance. He told me what had happened to him and his companions. The train with the deportees had crossed the Hungarian border and, once in Polish territory, had been taken over by the Gestapo. The train had stopped. The Jews were ordered to get off and onto waiting trucks. The trucks headed toward a forest. There every-body was ordered to get out. They were forced to dig huge trenches. When they had finished their work, the men from the Gestapo began theirs. Without passion or haste, they shot their pris-oners, who were forced to approach the trench one by one and offer their necks. Infants were tossed into the air and used as targets for the machine guns. This took place in the Galician forest, near Kolo-may. How had he, Moishe the Beadle, been able to escape? By a miracle. He was wounded in the leg and left for dead… 6 Day after day, night after night, he went from one Jewish house to the next, telling his story and that of Malka, the young girl who lay dying for three days, and that of Tobie, the tailor who begged to die before his sons were killed. Moishe was not the same. The joy in his eyes was gone. He no longer sang. He no longer mentioned either God or Kabbalah. He spoke only of what he had seen. But people not only refused to believe his tales, they refused to listen. Some even insinuated that he only wanted their pity, that he was imagining things. Oth-ers flatly said that he had gone mad. As for Moishe, he wept and pleaded: "Jews, listen to me! That's all I ask of you. No money. No pity. Just listen to me!" he kept shouting in synagogue, between the prayer at dusk and the evening prayer. Even I did not believe him. I often sat with him, after ser-vices, and listened to his tales, trying to understand his grief. But all I felt was pity. "They think I'm mad," he whispered, and tears, like drops of wax, flowed from his eyes. Once, I asked him the question: "Why do you want people to believe you so much? In your place I would not care whether they believed me or n o t … " He closed his eyes, as if to escape time. "You don't understand," he said in despair. "You cannot under-stand. I was saved miraculously. I succeeded in coming back. Where did I get my strength? I wanted to return to Sighet to describe to you my death so that you might ready yourselves while there is still time. Life? I no longer care to live. I am alone. But I wanted to come back to warn you. Only no one is listening to me …" This was toward the end of 1942. Thereafter, life seemed normal once again. London radio, which we listened to every evening, announced encouraging 7 news: the daily bombings of Germany and Stalingrad, the prepa-ration of the Second Front. And so we, the Jews of Sighet, waited for better days that surely were soon to come. I continued to devote myself to my studies, Talmud during the day and Kabbalah at night. My father took care of his business and the community. My grandfather came to spend Rosh Ha-shanah with us so as to attend the services of the celebrated Rebbe of Borsche. My mother was beginning to think it was high time to find an appropriate match for Hilda. Thus passed the year 1943. S P R I NG 1 9 4 4 . Splendid news from the Russian Front. There could no longer be any doubt: Germany would be defeated. It was only a matter of time, months or weeks, perhaps. The trees were in bloom. It was a year like so many others, with its spring, its engagements, its weddings, and its births. The people were saying, "The Red Army is advancing with giant s t r i d e s … H i t l e r will not be able to harm us, even if he wants t o … " Yes, we even doubted his resolve to exterminate us. Annihilate an entire people? Wipe out a population dispersed throughout so many nations? So many millions of people! By what means? In the middle of the twentieth century! And thus my elders concerned themselves with all manner of things—strategy, diplomacy, politics, and Zionism—but not with their own fate. Even Moishe the Beadle had fallen silent. He was weary of talking. He would drift through synagogue or through the streets, hunched over, eyes cast down, avoiding people's gaze. In those days it was still possible to buy emigration certificates 8 to Palestine. I had asked my father to sell everything, to liquidate everything, and to leave. "I am too old, my son," he answered. "Too old to start a new life. Too old to start from scratch in some distant l a n d … " Budapest radio announced that the Fascist party had seized power. The regent Miklós Horthy was forced to ask a leader of the pro-Nazi Nyilas party to form a new government. Yet we still were not worried. Of course we had heard of the Fascists, but it was all in the abstract. It meant nothing more to us than a change of ministry. The next day brought really disquieting news: German troops had penetrated Hungarian territory with the government's approval. Finally, people began to worry in earnest. One of my friends, Moishe Chaim Berkowitz, returned from the capital for Passover and told us, "The Jews of Budapest live in an atmosphere of fear and terror. Anti-Semitic acts take place every day, in the streets, on the trains. The Fascists attack Jewish stores, synagogues. T h e situation is becoming very s e r i o u s … " The news spread through Sighet like wildfire. Soon that was all people talked about. But not for long. Optimism soon revived: The Germans will not come this far. They will stay in Budapest. For strategic reasons, for political reasons … In less than three days, German Army vehicles made their appearance on our streets. A N G U I S H . German soldiers—with their steel helmets and their death's-head emblem. Still, our first impressions of the Germans were rather reassuring. The officers were billeted in private homes, even in Jewish homes. Their attitude toward their hosts was distant but polite. They never demanded the impossible, 9 made no offensive remarks, and sometimes even smiled at the lady of the house. A German officer lodged in the Kahns' house across the street from us. We were told he was a charming man, calm, likable, and polite. Three days after he moved in, he brought Mrs. Kahn a box of chocolates. The optimists were jubi-lant: "Well? What did we tell you? You wouldn't believe us. There they are, your Germans. What do you say now? Where is their fa-mous cruelty?" The Germans were already in our town, the Fascists were al-ready in power, the verdict was already out—and the Jews of Sighet were still smiling. T HE EIGHT DAYS of Passover. The weather was sublime. My mother was busy in the kitchen. The synagogues were no longer open. People gathered in private homes: no need to provoke the Germans. Almost every rabbi's home became a house of prayer. We drank, we ate, we sang. The Bible commands us to rejoice during the eight days of celebration, but our hearts were not in it. We wished the holiday would end so as not to have to pretend. On the seventh day of Passover, the curtain finally rose: the Germans arrested the leaders of the Jewish community. From that moment on, everything happened very quickly. The race toward death had begun. First edict: Jews were prohibited from leaving their residences for three days, under penalty of death. Moishe the Beadle came running to our house. "I warned you," he shouted. And left without waiting for a response. The same day, the Hungarian police burst into every Jewish home in town: a Jew was henceforth forbidden to own gold, jew- 10 elry, or any valuables. Everything had to be handed over to the authorities, under penalty of death. My father went down to the cellar and buried our savings. As for my mother, she went on tending to the many chores in the house. Sometimes she would stop and gaze at us in silence. Three days later, a new decree: every Jew had to wear the yel-low star. Some prominent members of the community came to consult with my father, who had connections at the upper levels of the Hungarian police; they wanted to know what he thought of the situation. My father's view was that it was not all bleak, or per-haps he just did not want to discourage the others, to throw salt on their wounds: "The yellow star? So what? It's not l e t h a l … " (Poor Father! Of what then did you die?) But new edicts were already being issued. We no longer had the right to frequent restaurants or cafes, to travel by rail, to attend synagogue, to be on the streets after six o'clock in the evening. Then came the ghettos. TWO GHETTOS were created in Sighet. A large one in the center of town occupied four streets, and another smaller one extended over several alleyways on the outskirts of town. The street we lived on, Serpent Street, was in the first ghetto. We therefore could remain in our house. But, as it occupied a corner, the win-dows facing the street outside the ghetto had to be sealed. We gave some of our rooms to relatives who had been driven out of their homes. Little by little life returned to "normal." The barbed wire that encircled us like a wall did not fill us with real fear. In fact, we felt this was not a bad thing; we were entirely among ourselves. A 11 small Jewish r e p u b l i c … A Jewish Council was appointed, as well as a Jewish police force, a welfare agency, a labor committee, a health agency—a whole governmental apparatus. People thought this was a good thing. We would no longer have to look at all those hostile faces, endure those hate-filled stares. No more fear. No more anguish. We would live among Jews, among brothers… Of course, there still were unpleasant moments. Every day, the Germans came looking for men to load coal into the military trains. Volunteers for this kind of work were few. But apart from that, the atmosphere was oddly peaceful and reassuring. Most people thought that we would remain in the ghetto until the end of the war, until the arrival of the Red Army. Afterward everything would be as before. The ghetto was ruled by neither German nor Jew; it was ruled by delusion. S O ME TWO W E E K S before Shavuot. A sunny spring day, people strolled seemingly carefree through the crowded streets. 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All this under a magnificent blue sky. 15 By eight o'clock in the morning, weariness had settled into our veins, our limbs, our brains, like molten lead. I was in the midst of prayer when suddenly there was shouting in the streets. I quickly unwound my phylacteries and ran to the window. Hungarian po-lice had entered the ghetto and were yelling in the street nearby. "All Jews, outside! Hurry!" They were followed by Jewish police, who, their voices break-ing, told us: "The time has c o m e … y o u must leave all t h i s … " The Hungarian police used their rifle butts, their clubs to in-discriminately strike old men and women, children and cripples. One by one, the houses emptied and the streets filled with peo-ple carrying bundles. By ten o'clock, everyone was outside. The police were taking roll calls, once, twice, twenty times. The heat was oppressive. Sweat streamed from people's faces and bodies. Children were crying for water. Water! 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Here came the Chief Rabbi, hunched over, his face strange looking without a beard, a bundle on his back. His very presence in the procession was enough to make the scene seem surreal. It was like a page torn from a book, a historical novel, per-haps, dealing with the captivity in Babylon or the Spanish Inqui-sition. They passed me by, one after the other, my teachers, my friends, the others, some of whom I had once feared, some of whom I had found ridiculous, all those whose lives I had shared for years. There they went, defeated, their bundles, their lives in tow, having left behind their homes, their childhood. They passed me by, like beaten dogs, with never a glance in my direction. They must have envied me. The procession disappeared around the corner. A few steps more and they were beyond the ghetto walls. The street resembled fairgrounds deserted in haste. There was a little of everything: suitcases, briefcases, bags, knives, dishes, banknotes, papers, faded portraits. 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Here and there, the police were lashing out with their clubs: "Faster!" I had no strength left. The journey had just be-gun and I already felt so weak… "Faster! Faster! Move, you lazy good-for-nothings!" the Hun-garian police were screaming. That was when I began to hate them, and my hatred remains our only link today. They were our first oppressors. They were the first faces of hell and death. They ordered us to run. We began to run. Who would have thought that we were so strong? From behind their windows, from behind their shutters, our fellow citizens watched as we passed. 19 We finally arrived at our destination. Throwing down our bun-dles, we dropped to the ground: "Oh God, Master of the Universe, in your infinite compassion, have mercy on u s … " T HE SMALL GHETTO . Only three days ago, people were living here. People who owned the things we were using now. They had been expelled. And we had already forgotten all about them. The chaos was even greater here than in the large ghetto. Its inhabitants evidently had been caught by surprise. I visited the rooms that had been occupied by my Uncle Mendel's family. On the table, a half-finished bowl of soup. A platter of dough waiting to be baked. Everywhere on the floor there were books. Had my uncle meant to take them along? We settled in. (What a word!) I went looking for wood, my sisters lit a fire. Despite her fatigue, my mother began to prepare a meal. We cannot give up, we cannot give up, she kept repeating. People's morale was not so bad: we were beginning to get used to the situation. There were those who even voiced optimism. The Germans were running out of time to expel us, they a r g u e d … Tragically for those who had already been deported, it would be too late. As for us, chances were that we would be allowed to go on with our miserable little lives until the end of the war. The ghetto was not guarded. One could enter and leave as one pleased. 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