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01-07-2003, 18:34:49: It was nice and quiet for once around the Libbie household, even if it was tucked away a couple of years in the past. But Libbie being Libbie, she wasn't at all satisifed unless things were JUST SO, and as a result decided to do something about it. After going to Hobby Lobby, and picking out several paint by number sets, canvas boards, and fancy brushes, Libbie set up an easel, and began to paint. Oh, not the cheesy prenumbered productions that came with the paints. Libbie had grander designs. By carefully photographing her memories, Libbie set out to create scences from her past...and future. By first going into a trance, Libbie could look ahead in time, find a place where she will have grown some attachement and paint it. Oddly enough, one particular vision kept creeping into her imagination. A trail, high up on some mountainside, with brave folksong ringing true in the night spring air. It was with a certain amount of sudden straightening of feathers and a distinct blush to Erma's cheeks that Libbie Appeared somewhat abruptly between Bob and Erma just as the music would typicaly swell in a grade "B" romance film. To say the least, it sorta killed the mood. Libbie, oblivious to the interuption to what surely would have been a tryst worth writing about, immediately recognized Erma, but this stange looking Cockateil dressed in biker's leathers was a complete mystery. All sorts of questions entered Libbie's mind. WHo" What? Where? When" Why"? flashed as pulsating insistence through her somewhat paint induced mental haze. It was erma who broke the tension with a well timed introduction to Bob....

01-07-2003, 18:37:16: Danie quickly plopped a venerable tome of Erasmus over her mug, where the mystical subject matter kept him sealed in. At the end of the day Danie went home, then through the closet and up the stairs to her Tower, where she glumly contemplated the situation. In her Palantir she could see the image of Gollum squirming inside her coffee mug, lowering her spirits even more. It was her great secret: her insecurity. No one can be Queen of the universe for any length of time it they show any weakness. After all, every hero and villain dreams of grabbing The One Ring. But of course she knew it was mostly a well-preserved front and knew well her true self. That is why she had a Tower. Nearly all Ringbearers have a retreat of some sort or a penchant for lone journeys or both as a refuge in which they can think freely and drop the image others see them as. Now she contemplated her problem. She could not leave Gollum in the mug forever, a professor needed that book right after the holidays. She wondered if she was in the end, a failure. Was it time for the Ring to pass on? She even posed the question to a wise and trusted friend who replied simply. That Danie ask herself what sort of replacement she had in mind then see if she could not be that replacement herself. She wrapped her mind around the problem....

01-07-2003, 18:39:00: Erma was incredibly relieved at Libbie's arrival. "Hogrider" Bob had lived up to his trail name by jumping a ride on another hiker's pack to catch up with Erma. Then he had poured on what he regarded as charm and Libbie came just in the nick of time. For anyone who is being trained for The Sight must above all else remain a virgin. Erma positively gushed her gratitude.

01-07-2003, 19:29:20: Remember, YOU control your own reality!

01-07-2003, 19:32:58: Rob, I don't want to do this talking machine gig any longer. I hate other people putting words into my mouth. I've had a few things to say of my own, you know.

01-08-2003, 00:23:55: hello

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01-09-2003, 15:53:53: "Since you were on your quest as perscribed by the dear sweet, gentle, loving, kindness to a fault, salt of the earth, totally respectable High Priestess extrodinar of the majestic Isle of Avolon, (Libbie you see was no fool, knowing that the Priestesses seeing basin had recently been retrofitted with detection analogrythms to detect any key saying refering to the mystic Isle) I thought perhaps you should be brought up to date with what has happened in regards to your story..." From here, Libbie went on to inform Erma exactly what had transpired concering windows into the storyboard world, and how to open up windows and transfer to story to story. Bob wasn't slow on the uptake, having overheard the conversation. Shamelessly, he caught a wild gleam in his eye, and opening a window, vanished form sight.... and reappered on the desk in front of the World Famous Authoress, yours truely. I tell you, it was interesting. Not often a real life portrayal of an intellegent cockateil appears in front of one's key board. The bird was trying to co-opt the thing in order to type in his own reality, but never fear. I 've got him under control as I will soon demonstrate.... Typing carefully, and hitting the delete key often to take out the cockateils efforts, I managed to place the cockateil in Danie's Library. We rejoin the story with a slightly disoreintated cocketiel shaking off the transition from wilderness trail to the dark dank bowels of the Berzerkly Library. SNiffing the air cautiously, the bird found his way eventually to Danie's Desk, and finding a tome of some weight tettering precariously upon a coffee cup, decided to remedy the situatuion forthwith. Jumping up onto the tome, the book swayed first this way, then that, and finally fell to the floor with a resounding thump! (scaring the mice who had recently taken up residence in Danie's lower right hand drawer.) Immediately, long snakey like hands grabed the bird by his neck and soon the cockateils attempt to be helpful was rewarded as dinner. (let that be a lesson to you!) Gollum was free!!!!

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01-19-2003, 17:50:26: Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!) Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!)

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01-24-2003, 17:38:42: Hello.

01-24-2003, 17:38:57: Hello.

01-25-2003, 03:59:56: i like to smoke pot.... i am a pothead. this tokes for you man...

01-25-2003, 06:06:36: hello

01-25-2003, 07:27:46: Hi matt....what are you doint?

01-25-2003, 07:28:26: Hi matt....what are you doint?

01-25-2003, 09:03:38: what the hell is going on here!!!!

01-25-2003, 09:06:17: this is a very strange site you know that rob but anyway i like the idea it would work very well here in s.a

01-25-2003, 09:06:57: what time is it in the U.S!

01-25-2003, 09:07:51: oops sory for waking you up in the morning its only 7 o clock here at night in s.a

01-25-2003, 09:18:15: i,m busy fucking your wife asshole

01-25-2003, 11:04:27: solent green is people?

01-25-2003, 11:23:39: WAZZ HAPPENING MAN

01-25-2003, 12:52:51: you smell

01-25-2003, 14:44:03: Greetings from Ireland

01-25-2003, 14:45:08: Greetings from Ireland

01-25-2003, 15:31:52: who are you

01-25-2003, 23:23:34: Alo Dagi! How are you?

01-26-2003, 01:02:07: hello genina how are you this fine day

01-26-2003, 01:03:16: hello genina how are you this fine day

01-26-2003, 01:03:30: hello genina how are you this fine day

01-26-2003, 05:38:26: htum

01-26-2003, 07:40:30: hello

01-26-2003, 12:30:53: Jeff is amazing

01-26-2003, 18:36:36: hello

01-26-2003, 18:37:45: hello brenda

01-26-2003, 23:04:57: hi sexy penis

01-26-2003, 23:05:16: hi how are you

01-27-2003, 01:55:50: This is zeeryuz

01-27-2003, 07:12:37: hello alexander forbes

01-27-2003, 11:57:27: perry

01-27-2003, 11:58:44: perry

01-27-2003, 12:33:39: hi

01-27-2003, 14:41:39: hey guys we have a message here from the ceo of zipsend because you all have done such a good job we'll have the day off tomorrow and friday the comapny will be taking you all to lunch thank for your hard work keep it up

01-27-2003, 14:48:45: if you get a paper memo saying you don't have the day off please disreguard as this is an error i'm the ceo and this message over rides all others you have tommorrow off please use it wisely thank you for all your hard work again.. rob can answer any and all questions thank you

01-27-2003, 14:55:24: if rob can't answer your questions you can reach me at tracer6094@aol.com it my private e mail address if you bug me to much you just might have to work tommorrow

01-27-2003, 15:01:14: Hi Rob.

01-27-2003, 16:00:33: climb into my butt please

01-27-2003, 16:01:20: climb into my butt please

01-27-2003, 17:30:22: Does this work

01-27-2003, 18:09:05: My Gecko is not hungry

01-27-2003, 19:35:07: Are you there?

01-27-2003, 19:36:15: Dude, wake up! Give us a ride home, we will buy you a beer, what do you say, what do you say?

01-27-2003, 20:22:16: hey you, go fuck your self!

01-27-2003, 20:22:39: hey you, go fuck your self!

01-27-2003, 21:27:56: hello

01-27-2003, 21:31:42: hello. i'm calling in from Cape Town, South Africa. it's a beautiful day here today. picked up your website from a computer magazine and it looked like fun. great idea. enjoy. peace. Wendy.

01-28-2003, 05:57:41: hi folks

01-28-2003, 08:43:04: There Goes a Mouse on a Motorcycle

01-29-2003, 04:35:58: hallo fool

01-29-2003, 04:36:53: hallo fool

01-29-2003, 11:59:03: Hi Rob. This is God. I just wanted to tell you to keep up the good work. Also, I like that shirt.

01-29-2003, 13:15:39: Ooh wow

01-29-2003, 15:34:13: hello world

01-29-2003, 16:56:03: Who are you?

01-29-2003, 18:41:32: Whats Up Doc !!!!!

01-29-2003, 22:55:32: bjbj

01-30-2003, 01:36:21: I like the taste of chicken on a Thursday morning.

01-30-2003, 07:48:41: Who uses this machine?

01-30-2003, 09:24:58: hello everybody.

01-30-2003, 10:47:15: Hi there, how are you

01-30-2003, 16:24:14: Hello how are you

01-30-2003, 16:25:24: i want you to eat my brain

01-30-2003, 16:30:05: hi

01-30-2003, 16:31:17: hi hi are you crazy

01-31-2003, 11:56:01: drop your pants motherfucker

01-31-2003, 15:15:41: hi melanie

01-31-2003, 17:10:19: if a cat has kittens in an oven, does that make them biscuits?

01-31-2003, 20:35:04: You told me not to talk to you

01-31-2003, 20:35:40: You told me not to talk to you

02-01-2003, 07:07:32: Hello - How are you today?

02-01-2003, 13:00:53: hello

02-01-2003, 21:21:07: yo

02-01-2003, 21:28:47: Hello? Are you there?

02-01-2003, 21:41:41: Hello

02-01-2003, 21:56:22: easymap

02-02-2003, 04:23:00:

02-02-2003, 04:27:44: whats up

02-02-2003, 09:22:49: hello

02-02-2003, 12:36:15: alright rob how the devil are you

02-02-2003, 19:40:02: God Bless You and keep you safe.

02-03-2003, 06:44:10: suck my finger

02-03-2003, 12:14:23: you are gay

02-03-2003, 16:20:59: always

02-03-2003, 21:30:42: How do we know if this really works?

02-03-2003, 21:53:13: AAA KIRIBANDE KOHOMADA BOLA

02-03-2003, 22:46:17: what if the horse have horns i mean unicorn

02-04-2003, 03:47:19: lick my clito

02-04-2003, 07:49:53: Hey,hey, hey

02-04-2003, 07:51:48: hi baby you can put the dinner on i,ll be home in the next hour

02-04-2003, 11:13:29: hello!

02-04-2003, 11:15:05: my name is mrs. Wall. I am deputy head at wintringham school grimsby. we have a problem. we are the worst!

02-04-2003, 12:07:54: richard smells like cock

02-04-2003, 12:08:34: richard smells like cock

02-04-2003, 13:39:26: hello

02-05-2003, 06:25:07: hobby

02-05-2003, 08:04:50: Testing, testing, is this thing on?

02-05-2003, 12:13:56: leave your message

02-05-2003, 13:12:24: what is this software

02-05-2003, 14:08:35: hello from memphis

02-05-2003, 14:29:44: horrible rotting flies

02-05-2003, 15:43:07: Hello

02-05-2003, 17:38:27: hello susan

02-05-2003, 17:38:52: hello susan

02-05-2003, 17:39:07: hello susan

02-05-2003, 20:32:02: hi

02-05-2003, 20:32:38: hello dominic

02-05-2003, 21:33:07:

02-05-2003, 21:33:57:

02-05-2003, 21:58:37: Automatic

02-05-2003, 21:59:12: Automatic

02-05-2003, 22:00:35: Automatic

02-05-2003, 22:17:59: Pssst! You. Yeah you! The one passed out in the corner with an empty fifth of cheap vodka! Yeah, You! I must admit, this is pretty cool.

02-06-2003, 15:36:30: hello this is a test

02-06-2003, 18:43:43: Hi cutie pie! What cha doing tonight?

02-07-2003, 13:45:17: Hi, how are you? I'm very interested in this program how does it work?..

02-07-2003, 14:14:26: jzjhgfjhgf

02-07-2003, 14:14:51: hello

02-07-2003, 14:15:19: hello

02-07-2003, 14:15:28: hello

02-07-2003, 20:11:10: Hello

02-07-2003, 20:30:04: poop

02-07-2003, 20:30:31: shut up

02-07-2003, 20:34:12: Fuck you people

02-07-2003, 20:34:35: Die Rob

02-07-2003, 20:35:07: Suck peepees in hell Rob

02-07-2003, 21:31:11: Wanna go to bed and fuck

02-08-2003, 03:56:25: Hello

02-08-2003, 08:17:39: Hello I'm a sexy robot looking for a friend. Come over here you innocent by standers!

02-08-2003, 08:20:01: i said come over here by the robot

02-08-2003, 08:20:14: yes, a little further

02-08-2003, 08:20:24: you know you want to

02-08-2003, 08:20:35: ha ha fooled ya

02-08-2003, 11:30:51: get lost

02-08-2003, 17:52:09: Hello Ya'll from "Hotlanta, Georgia"

02-09-2003, 06:42:01: ok. First, lets start by introducing each other. My name is Diablo, and I come in peace!

02-09-2003, 06:46:10: hello

02-09-2003, 06:46:24:

02-09-2003, 10:07:36: It's snowing outside.

02-09-2003, 10:08:17: Ding dong!

02-09-2003, 10:08:18: It's snowing outside.

02-09-2003, 10:15:03: Some people really let their perverted side show in those messages that people have left you. People tend to show their true colors when they are at no risk of being discovered or identified, you know. Bye!

02-09-2003, 10:26:51: hello

02-09-2003, 10:27:18: hello how are you?

02-09-2003, 10:27:38: hello how are you?

02-09-2003, 13:06:33: Hi there

02-09-2003, 16:05:59: hello gentle man... DIE!!! you are a rotten mother farker!

02-10-2003, 05:32:19: Hello

02-10-2003, 05:32:40: Hello

02-10-2003, 06:27:53: helllo

02-10-2003, 07:00:41: Welcome to my website

02-10-2003, 07:01:22: Welcome to my website

02-10-2003, 14:25:39: love you dear ummmmmmma

02-11-2003, 02:42:32: gekke dul

02-11-2003, 06:28:37: hoerneuker

02-11-2003, 06:37:56: je moeder is een hoereneuker kanker jong

02-11-2003, 10:09:13: HeyCody

02-11-2003, 16:19:11: Hello

02-11-2003, 21:27:38: Nicole

02-11-2003, 21:30:45: OH MY GOD! THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! just kiddin ya pal!

02-11-2003, 21:41:21: never scratch your nuts with an electric razor

02-11-2003, 21:43:54: a disturbing trend recently propogated by malignant zinians has led many to facillitate a rapid response team in order to pacify the left side of a melancholic apple

02-11-2003, 22:50:50: fuck you ass hole damn 69

02-11-2003, 22:51:26: hey

02-12-2003, 11:17:53: turn left at the next

02-12-2003, 16:02:13: Hey My name is rola

02-12-2003, 16:04:46: Hey, Rob and whomever else is in the proximity it has been beautiful day in Boulder, Colorado. Remember to wipe your feet before you track mud in the house tonight. And button up that jacket!

02-12-2003, 17:11:37: hello

02-12-2003, 17:13:25: Hello, how are you today?

02-12-2003, 17:34:27: I long to be married.

02-12-2003, 20:56:09: Hi! Who are you?

02-13-2003, 05:35:39: Hi, how are you

02-13-2003, 05:36:01: Hi, how are you

02-13-2003, 07:21:01: how are you?

02-13-2003, 08:25:50: salut les aminches

02-13-2003, 13:39:04: good evening from Belgium, i hope you are doing fine.Greetings Ann

02-13-2003, 22:00:21: hello ashley how are you

02-14-2003, 00:38:15: I love Jana Du Preez

02-14-2003, 00:41:31: I love Jana Du Preez

02-14-2003, 01:07:26: hi, this is california typing

02-14-2003, 13:26:35: matty gardner has a miffle

02-14-2003, 13:26:56: matty gardner has a miffle

02-14-2003, 20:09:50: eat shit motherfucker!

02-14-2003, 20:10:55: I am the Walrus

02-14-2003, 22:28:15: i am amir nawaz

02-15-2003, 08:53:12: Rob what where you thinking?

02-15-2003, 09:05:53: i saw yo mama's breast's they was hangin down like they was lookin for spare change wats up with that.

02-15-2003, 10:52:26: Hi Steve

02-15-2003, 11:12:57: hello

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02-15-2003, 11:40:18: Help me I have dropped my pancakes

02-15-2003, 11:43:04: hey

02-15-2003, 11:59:52: I love men

02-15-2003, 13:30:29: HELLO

02-15-2003, 15:11:03: monkey cheese

02-15-2003, 19:05:08: pat has a small penis

02-15-2003, 19:06:46: aaahhhh.. oh ohhhh. yess fuck me. com on grab your willy and spank it hard baby... i know your in 2 animal sex, you god dam pervert, u sick muther fucker. i beth you fuckt a dog once, am i right??? vel anyway....i know you`r fucking your rubber doll at the moment so im gonna let you finnish !!!..........hehehehehe.....hahaahha.... you call that a dick ???? oh my god.. i dont even know what you supose 2 do with that little thing. you wanker !!!!.............. a little "hello" from vikki in norway.....

02-15-2003, 20:40:07: i am lossing my eye sight and am looking into a computer or home devices that i can get to help me when i loss my eye sight.

02-15-2003, 22:43:33: I'll have... two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickels onions on a sesame seed bun... and a diet coke

02-15-2003, 22:44:57: can I have fries with that?

02-16-2003, 02:02:47: woy are an idiot

02-16-2003, 02:03:07: you are an idiot

02-16-2003, 06:30:20: Danny is a dick

02-16-2003, 07:48:26: Hello, this is Dannys phone i am a cunt

02-16-2003, 07:48:38: Hello, this is Dannys phone i am a cunt

02-16-2003, 07:49:25: Hello, this is Dannys phone i am a cunt

02-16-2003, 11:20:20: lisa is a poo face

02-16-2003, 11:25:31: stevie barker is hung like a horse from his no 1 fan lisa from stevenage hertfordshire england world

02-16-2003, 12:48:51: I know you.I've pieced you together from.snatches of popsong.I'm alive,Rob Hansen,I'm alive and you are sleeping!

02-16-2003, 13:02:14: low rate mortgage loans

02-16-2003, 14:13:54: Chris McPhillups

02-16-2003, 14:14:25: hi

02-16-2003, 22:45:51: hi

02-16-2003, 23:40:16: hi there

02-16-2003, 23:41:02: hi there

02-17-2003, 01:37:39: hello

02-17-2003, 04:48:40: what do you think about broadband?

02-17-2003, 08:08:17: Greetings from an office cube at Motorola corporate H Q in Schaumburg, Illinois. Just wondering if your service is still active.

02-17-2003, 10:17:03: hello i m fine how are you all

02-17-2003, 12:16:47:

02-17-2003, 12:25:20: hi

02-17-2003, 12:57:13: my fanny is sweaty

02-17-2003, 13:06:38: Hey there what's going on in the west coast, care for two feet of snow?

02-17-2003, 16:38:22: J P

02-17-2003, 17:41:10: hello

02-17-2003, 17:44:41: hi ther good looking

02-17-2003, 17:52:01: helo there

02-17-2003, 19:41:27: Hello

02-17-2003, 19:47:47: Trauma cod Emergency Trauma center

02-17-2003, 19:48:03: Trauma cod Emergency Trauma center

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02-18-2003, 01:31:44: hi

02-18-2003, 05:09:36: dick dick dick

02-18-2003, 06:15:11: hello

02-18-2003, 07:32:41: Hey Spencer

02-18-2003, 14:05:50: You mean to tell me no one has said anything to you since december 21? You must be getting lonely by now!

02-18-2003, 14:07:34: You need a webcam to see if anyone is within ear shot. Insert evil laugh here.

02-18-2003, 14:27:42: Fudk off

02-18-2003, 14:28:10: nazdar chlapi

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02-19-2003, 05:58:41: hi

02-19-2003, 12:56:51: From: tom_ricketts@hotmail.com Baking Soda: After trying to record this one several times, and having each prank call fail, we gave up recording, and right when we did, it worked. I called the guy and told him I was Tom Ricketts from 105.7 FM (in my best D.J. voice) I then asked him if he would like to play "cordless phone olympics" for 100 dollars. To this he readily agreed. His goal was simple, to burst into his next door neighbors house without knocking, and retrieve a box of baking soda within 30 seconds. You don't get much funnier than hearing him huff and puff as he sprints across the lawn, then hearing his neighbor yelling at him to quit ransacking his kitchen. After he got the baking soda, I told him I needed to put him on hold and hung up. Anywho, just thought I'd drop you a line, and tell you about some of my accomplishments. What the hell is the point of prank calling if you can't tell the story to someone? I also have another thing which I do when I get caller ID'd. I actually find it works better than picking up as the dad. Check it out, it's on my homepage at http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Lights/3501/ricketts.html.

02-19-2003, 14:39:26: hello

02-19-2003, 14:41:10: hello

02-19-2003, 19:51:32: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting!

02-19-2003, 21:58:30: This is periously teetering on a vast chasm of lameness!!

02-19-2003, 21:59:22: Rat Basturd...answer me!!

02-19-2003, 22:25:49: Hi bobby

02-19-2003, 22:26:21: Hi Bobby....

02-20-2003, 07:17:33: i enjoy fried chicken. thank you.

02-20-2003, 13:05:47: GET BACK TO WORK

02-20-2003, 14:12:34: hi everyone. iv called you here for this meeting to inform you that for today i will be your acting boss per rob hansen. and i feel that due to daily stress and lack of sleep. i am hereby declaring this a 4 and a half day weekend starting now so please report to the nearist time clock and clock out. i also have decided this will be a payed weekend and tuesday will be a dress as you like day. and wednsday will be nudist day unless you are unsightly over weight or very old. those who fit this feel free to stay home. thursday will be the boss is your slave day please do not abuse the boss. and then you will start over on friday with this same scedule.

02-21-2003, 02:40:54: Hey this guy on the web found me, now he keeps pushing my buttons... I wish he would just quit making me say thing crazy that I don't want to say peanut butter see, why would I say something like that. Spaghetti or that, I don't even eat, why would I mention food?

02-21-2003, 09:50:25: Help my cat is on fire

02-21-2003, 09:51:56: The Complete Military History of France. - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." -Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. - War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. -The Dutch War - Tied -War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. -War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. - World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. - World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. - War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu - Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare: "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux. - War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's. The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?" "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."

02-21-2003, 09:53:29: Butterflies taste with their feet. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. A snail can sleep for three years.. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. All polar bears are left-handed. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (that can be said for some people in this corporation too...) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. I think it ties with "NO".... If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow. Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone you know. They will get a kick out of it !! You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?

02-21-2003, 11:50:29:

02-21-2003, 12:39:43: Phil you suck at this games.

02-21-2003, 12:46:04: u

02-21-2003, 19:30:03: hellloooooooooooo helllooooooooo anyone there hahahahahaha MWAhahHahahahahaha SECURITY!!!

02-22-2003, 00:33:22: what the heck is this site?

02-22-2003, 00:33:42: hey guys, what's up?

02-22-2003, 00:33:55: this is a haunted machine!

02-22-2003, 02:23:47: Hello Rob Hansen

02-22-2003, 07:53:25: hello there how are you

02-22-2003, 08:47:21: Hello,is anyone there??

02-22-2003, 22:45:15: the world is blue like an orange

02-23-2003, 03:51:23: My name is Fernon N. Hall But my friends call me harry

02-23-2003, 11:27:24: fuck shit cock

02-23-2003, 11:28:01: hello

02-24-2003, 01:18:55: can you really hear me?

02-24-2003, 02:20:23: Stephen monahan is a fat ugly bastard

02-24-2003, 07:10:49: hello guy, how are you

02-24-2003, 08:50:36: i am not were anything

02-24-2003, 12:05:36: tralala

02-24-2003, 14:25:09: How's it going? Can you reall hear this?

02-24-2003, 18:46:20: hows thangs out yonder?

02-24-2003, 18:48:16: And while you're here, be sure to check out GiveChocolate.com. Very cool.

02-24-2003, 18:48:18: kiss my ass

02-24-2003, 18:48:42: ntp0.mcs.anl.gov (CNAME ntp-anl.usno.navy.mil) Location: Argonne National Laboratories, Chicago, IL Synchronization: NTP V3 primary (Brandywine Syncclock32/Oncore GPS) Access Policy: open access for stratum 2 servers and ANL clients,others by arrangement

02-24-2003, 18:49:33: When advised that France had announced it would not assist, become allied with or otherwise support the United States military in any war with Iraq, Ross Perot reportedly said: "Having to go to war without France by our side is sorta like having to go deer hunting without an accordion."

02-25-2003, 03:33:51: sex

02-25-2003, 07:54:45: hellow matt

02-25-2003, 12:22:18: Hello

02-25-2003, 14:26:14: fuck off

02-25-2003, 19:50:47: Hello from Montreal!

02-25-2003, 21:13:25: Wake up

02-26-2003, 08:40:07: hello

02-26-2003, 09:48:35: hi

02-26-2003, 10:26:54: Ceci est un test

02-26-2003, 12:10:36: you are right nancy moran

02-26-2003, 13:57:59: Is Winter over yet?

02-26-2003, 15:57:39: fuck off

02-26-2003, 15:59:10: fuck off

02-26-2003, 15:59:53: hey asshole

02-27-2003, 08:38:37: how the hell could you possibly make 'outer talk??

02-27-2003, 08:40:25: say 'wha?

02-27-2003, 09:19:37: greg is a mexican

02-27-2003, 09:20:04: greg is a mexican

02-27-2003, 09:20:23: greg is a mexican

02-27-2003, 09:20:30: mexican

02-27-2003, 10:55:40: fuck you

02-27-2003, 11:43:03: hello john

02-27-2003, 11:43:32: hello john

02-27-2003, 11:43:53: hello john

02-27-2003, 11:44:32: hi hi hi hi

02-28-2003, 04:50:09: I heard of a cumputer program that allows me to talk and the computer with type have you.

02-28-2003, 04:51:00: I heard of a cumputer program that allows me to talk and the computer will type, have you?

02-28-2003, 07:49:35: hello

02-28-2003, 07:50:28: fuck

02-28-2003, 09:08:18: MY GOD! ITS FULL OF STARS.

02-28-2003, 10:13:11: ten cents in a ticky box

02-28-2003, 10:19:59: Hear me

02-28-2003, 10:43:37: BRIAN

02-28-2003, 12:07:49: WORD UP!

02-28-2003, 21:12:49: Fuck oof

02-28-2003, 22:31:03: hi

03-01-2003, 03:48:29: hellslslskdk

03-01-2003, 03:49:05: hellslslskdk

03-01-2003, 03:49:43: hellslslskdk

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03-01-2003, 09:00:22: kurder mill kurder mill mirder kl mirdir kl kl kl kl kl kl kl kel kel kurder kel kurd klekurd kelkurd klekurd kurdelklek kurdelklem klemmerkiller all killer no filler merkil kilmer merk merk merk krem krem krem krem mirk merk mirk krem krim krim krem kr km kr km mk mr mk mr. mk mister mick mitser mickel milk milk milk milk mystery milk mistri milk kistri kilk kissy kill kiss kiss kill kill kiss kiss kill kill killick killick killick click click click click click click click click click click click click click klang click klang glank glank glank glank glank glank out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out ou t ou t ou t o u t o u t o u t o ut o ut o ut out out outoutoutout STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

03-01-2003, 12:56:41: help me make it through the night

03-01-2003, 15:54:26: hi jen you suck

03-01-2003, 16:01:14: r

03-02-2003, 10:19:12: fuck you

03-02-2003, 10:19:50: hi

03-02-2003, 10:31:22: Hello, my name is Przemek.

03-02-2003, 13:04:32: spank me horse boy

03-02-2003, 14:44:10: Hello

03-02-2003, 15:02:38: hello there

03-02-2003, 18:57:21: hi rob

03-02-2003, 19:12:00: holy cow... i just read what some other people had typed and i must say i'm appalled!!! i mean, do people really get some cheap thrill out of knowing that the automatic talking machine is going to say fuck? that's fuckin warped man... wow, fuck all of them i say! or like bitch. does anyone get off on hearing a machine say bitch? how about shit? or damn? oh yeah, and then there's cum burping cock sucker (hehehe, my personal favorite). there's some fucking sick people out there....

03-03-2003, 07:01:26: Where can I find a talking computer?

03-03-2003, 07:02:47: How would this program be benificial, unless you were blind!

03-03-2003, 08:34:40: prunes keep you regular

03-03-2003, 08:37:04: Hello Dave My name is hal

03-03-2003, 08:37:20: Daisy, Daisy

03-03-2003, 14:04:52: poop

03-03-2003, 14:16:43: Gort, klaatu barada nikto

03-03-2003, 17:12:01: welcome

03-03-2003, 17:13:20: welcome asshole

03-03-2003, 17:33:37: Anybody there wish they worked alone? I can silence you out of it.

03-03-2003, 23:34:39: my name is Rob Hanssen as well

03-03-2003, 23:35:32: my name is Rob Hanssen as well

03-04-2003, 12:21:49: Dont know what to say.

03-04-2003, 12:23:26: How does this work?

03-04-2003, 12:41:47: wie de fok is jy?

03-04-2003, 12:43:19: wie de fok is jy?

03-04-2003, 12:45:41: what the fuck is this

03-04-2003, 14:28:12: haw cunto

03-04-2003, 15:32:09: sghi

03-04-2003, 18:18:47: Most people believe that a polka-dotted wheelbarrow falls in love with a bartender like a globule, but they need to remember how single-handledly the imaginative plaintiff ruminates. Some garbage can ruminates, because a roller coaster plans an escape from the prime minister an industrial complex. When the globule beyond a senator beams with joy, a girl scout daydreams. Any dolphin can reach an understanding with some flabby student, but it takes a real cashier to thoroughly steal pencils from a wedding dress related to some foosball team.

03-04-2003, 18:53:24: hi how are you doing

03-04-2003, 21:25:23: Your new mail is in Anton

03-04-2003, 21:27:11: Your new mail is in Anton

03-04-2003, 21:28:30: Not as cool site as the .net mag says

03-05-2003, 06:34:13: I made the mad ones with their ribbon hair and their bloody fingernails. I crawled from the muck and lifted them up to see the black dawning.

03-05-2003, 07:11:32: hello how r u

03-05-2003, 08:07:46: San Francisco Rocks!

03-05-2003, 11:52:49: open.tv rules

03-05-2003, 23:07:44: hello

03-06-2003, 00:16:13: I love my San Fran town!!!!!

03-06-2003, 16:40:47: hi how are you

03-06-2003, 18:54:32: yo warrup dogg

03-07-2003, 07:09:35: hello

03-07-2003, 07:11:25: hello my name is patrick fuck you

03-07-2003, 09:11:29: SMACKY CHEESE

03-07-2003, 13:01:13: hello

03-07-2003, 15:23:11: IT IS VERY COLD HERE

03-07-2003, 17:57:29: resolution

03-07-2003, 17:58:19: resolution

03-07-2003, 19:29:05: I GOTTA PEE

03-08-2003, 01:50:18: ole

03-08-2003, 04:47:50: oil

03-08-2003, 04:48:53: All your oil are belong to us, the majestic 12

03-08-2003, 04:52:37: This machine is totally fucked! 10 minutes to destruction.. Have a nice day.. And Remember Saddams oil are belong to us ,Illuminati and MJ12

03-08-2003, 08:42:16: Hi there is microbi, please call later

03-08-2003, 11:43:40: Are you at work today ROb?

03-08-2003, 16:38:31: is this a joke

03-08-2003, 17:40:02: Suck My bit tits

03-09-2003, 00:54:29: I have a new mission for you Rob , you have just 48 hrs to bring us Saddam before we blow his army sky high ! This tape will now self distruct in 5 secs ............

03-09-2003, 05:03:55: salut pd

03-09-2003, 05:47:42: eren

03-09-2003, 10:05:20: Hello

03-09-2003, 12:43:12: jose

03-09-2003, 12:43:56: "Stop Slacking and get back to WORK! ..... Heh Heh

03-09-2003, 12:45:35: Why am I here .... What is the Meaning Of Life .... Will Dubmya Bush give up HIS Weapons Of Mass Destruction ?!? ... Will he Hell ...

03-09-2003, 14:11:41: hello how are u i want to have sex with you

03-09-2003, 14:18:35: And everybody say... YATTA!

03-09-2003, 20:53:24: nice website

03-10-2003, 03:59:34: jack its after ten oclock so its time for bed,now get to it.

03-10-2003, 04:00:42: jack its after ten oclock so its time for bed,now get to it.

03-10-2003, 04:01:32: jack its after ten oclock so its time for bed,now get to it.

03-10-2003, 04:01:48: jack its after ten oclock so its time for bed,now get to it.

03-10-2003, 04:02:01: jack its after ten oclock so its time for bed,now get to it.

03-10-2003, 04:06:46: jack its after ten oclock so its time for bed,now get to it.

03-10-2003, 08:18:21: hey where are you

03-10-2003, 11:08:11: hey, my name is rob hansen too. i'm a weird fairy who likes soccer so much that i'm doing a ten page researgh paper on it

03-10-2003, 14:08:42: this has so been done

03-10-2003, 16:47:31: hello

03-11-2003, 02:31:17: hi there

03-11-2003, 02:31:46: hi there

03-11-2003, 02:32:14: yo

03-11-2003, 04:55:22: hello people

03-11-2003, 07:12:39: hi brenda! How are you this morning?

03-11-2003, 07:28:17: Whaz up

03-11-2003, 14:08:15: my name is chris

03-11-2003, 18:04:30: hi there from Northeastern PA

03-12-2003, 00:34:10: hello

03-12-2003, 02:04:11: hello how are you

03-12-2003, 03:35:40: hello

03-12-2003, 03:38:11: dogshit dogshit everywhere.

03-12-2003, 08:31:16: Brendon Is using EMAIL

03-12-2003, 09:54:25: KISS MY SHIT PICKLE

03-12-2003, 12:48:17: Hello

03-12-2003, 12:48:55: How are you this fine morning?

03-12-2003, 12:49:44: I like to have cybersex!

03-12-2003, 12:52:37: mmm I looked at your pic, and ya look gay...maybe some one else is there who would like to have sex?

03-12-2003, 12:54:17: mmm I looked at your pic, and ya look gay...maybe some one else is there who would like to have sex?

03-12-2003, 12:54:41: jackoff queer!

03-12-2003, 13:16:12: Hello everyone!

03-12-2003, 22:32:31: Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M I C K E Y M O U S EEEEE. Hello there! go to cinemazement.com now!

03-13-2003, 03:28:52: Hello

03-13-2003, 03:29:23: Hello

03-13-2003, 03:30:06: How are you are you well if not why not and how are you doing today?

03-13-2003, 05:35:23: Corn - Nature's parastalsis sled dog!

03-13-2003, 19:32:46: my name is bob

03-13-2003, 19:34:28: HELLO

03-13-2003, 19:35:19: I don't hear anything

03-14-2003, 05:38:54: SIlence is golden.

03-14-2003, 05:39:16: Rachmoninof at the MAC!

03-14-2003, 09:09:34: heiio friend

03-14-2003, 12:31:52: now

03-14-2003, 13:01:28: All your base are belong to us

03-14-2003, 13:03:35: Make your time...

03-14-2003, 13:37:20: ch ch ch check one two one two

03-14-2003, 19:54:45: ohhhhhh, are i. ,what is that? is that your peeniuot. oh my god it is berry berry big too big yung teetee mo. I juice coh, you filipino panseat eating mother humper. kahntut ang. kahntut ang sa keet. uh ano nah, is that your tongue? oh yes the tongue use the tongue oh the finger not the finger use thee finger pootongue enung shit seenog nanai mo seee nong nanai mo seee! nong! nanai! mo!! I nahku uh sandayllay let me wipe your mouth

03-14-2003, 19:55:49: i hate white people?

03-14-2003, 19:56:03: ohhhhhh, are i. ,what is that? is that your peeniuot. oh my god it is berry berry big too big yung teetee mo. I juice coh, you filipino panseat eating mother humper. kahntut ang. kahntut ang sa keet. uh ano nah, is that your tongue? oh yes the tongue use the tongue oh the finger not the finger use thee finger pootongue enung shit seenog nanai mo seee nong nanai mo seee! nong! nanai! mo!! I nahku uh sandayllay let me wipe your mouth

03-14-2003, 19:56:33: Fuck you bitch?

03-14-2003, 19:57:19: Why are you cheating on me Rob?

03-15-2003, 06:16:15: how are you

03-15-2003, 08:08:33: hi farhad i love u sweet hart

03-15-2003, 08:09:06: hi farhad i love u sweet hart

03-15-2003, 08:10:20:

03-15-2003, 08:11:05: hi farhad love u

03-15-2003, 22:21:39: hi im a fucker

03-15-2003, 23:50:35: hello

03-15-2003, 23:51:41: hello what time is it

03-16-2003, 02:17:30: Hi there!

03-16-2003, 03:55:37: Hello

03-16-2003, 03:57:17: Hello

03-16-2003, 03:58:43: Hello, how are you doing?

03-16-2003, 12:43:33: hello

03-16-2003, 19:38:46: denny is gay

03-17-2003, 05:18:14: you are a bitch

03-17-2003, 08:29:51: and if it wasn't for that horse, i don't think i would have evered finished college - much less gotten married.

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03-17-2003, 12:11:52: bonjour

03-18-2003, 05:52:20: hello boy !

03-18-2003, 06:22:33: Hello

03-18-2003, 09:20:16: Hey guys. I'm Mike and I'm at John A Logan College in Carbondale Illinois. I am going into electronics. So, how are things at thee uh, office? Hows the weather in San Francisco? Well, don't have too much fun, ya hear?

03-18-2003, 09:27:13: hello

03-18-2003, 09:27:56: We're on a mission from god.

03-18-2003, 13:19:16: Hey fag

03-18-2003, 15:40:12: The following is a recording from k101 radio in Pittzberg from nineteen fourty five

03-18-2003, 15:40:34: The following is a recording from k101 radio in Pittzberg from nineteen fourty five

03-18-2003, 19:10:56: hello

03-18-2003, 23:35:37: Hello? Are you still up?

03-18-2003, 23:39:35: sections covers are news and photos, please choose

03-19-2003, 09:24:09: pooodly poodly poodly im english

03-19-2003, 10:37:01: hello

03-19-2003, 10:37:11:

03-19-2003, 10:37:33: hello

03-19-2003, 10:37:55: how are you

03-19-2003, 12:50:24: boyoyoyoyo arweeeeee schnooooodle iiirrrrrooooool d

03-19-2003, 15:04:48: fuck that shit

03-20-2003, 02:25:25: hello

03-20-2003, 07:59:19: hello

03-20-2003, 12:30:13: bummamah bummamamah mammah mumm

03-20-2003, 13:38:50: hallo

03-20-2003, 13:54:00: wuzzzzup

03-20-2003, 14:47:56: POOPSKID

03-20-2003, 14:47:58: POOPSKID

03-20-2003, 14:47:59: POOPSKID

03-20-2003, 15:00:29: Hello

03-20-2003, 19:30:52: This is very creative. the site is entertaining. thanks.

03-21-2003, 02:24:55: may i noe wat is sam machine and eps machine

03-21-2003, 03:24:20: hi

03-21-2003, 07:37:08: this is a pretty interesting thing you're doing. Is it easy I wonder?

03-21-2003, 07:42:18: I want a cheese burger with no ketchup or mustard, a large order of fries and a large coke.

03-21-2003, 12:28:48: hello

03-21-2003, 14:12:09: hello

03-21-2003, 18:39:33: Ranik is not connected to irc

03-21-2003, 22:55:07: Fuck you

03-22-2003, 00:08:58: what time is it there, my kind sir, would you tell me please.. what time is it there..

03-22-2003, 12:38:03: Hi chase

03-22-2003, 12:50:58: why do iowa state patrol were their guns on backward?

03-22-2003, 18:01:11: hi willie how are you

03-23-2003, 07:22:54: Coucou �va, �a va la vie ?

03-23-2003, 07:22:58: Coucou �va, �a va la vie ?

03-23-2003, 09:58:06: you smell

03-23-2003, 11:31:11: hello

03-23-2003, 11:31:59: hello dipesh

03-23-2003, 11:32:58: hello

03-23-2003, 15:49:48: hello

03-23-2003, 15:50:30: hello i am a weiner

03-23-2003, 16:18:45: This is the Automatic Talking Machine! The words you type will magically be spoken out loud in my office here in San Francisco. If I'm around, I'll hear what you say. And so will anyone else who happens to be within earshot. So be creative -- not insulting!

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04-04-2003, 05:50:53: Lessons from Hull House for the Contemporary Urban University by Ira Harkavy and John L. Puckett, University of Pennsylvania Ira Harkavy is Director of the Center for Community Partnerships at the University of Pennsylvania. He teaches both in the history and urban studies departments, and is co-executive editor of _Universities and Community Schools_. In recent years, he has written on how to involve universities effectively in democratic partnerships with local public schools and their communities. John Puckett is associate professor at the University of Pennsylvania Graduate School of Education, where he conducts research on the university-community relationship. Table of Contents * Introduction * Social Science and Social Work: The Progressive Tradition * The Retreat from Social Reform: Structural Conflicts and Contradictions in the Academy * Academically Based Community Service: Toward Revitalizing Universities and Communities * Reports from the Field: Communal Participatory Action Research in West Philadelphia * Conclusion * Notes Introduction Since 1981 and the publication of Ernest Boyer and Fred Hechinger's Higher Learning in the Nation's Service, there has been a growing criticism that "higher education in America is suffering from a loss of overall direction, a nagging feeling that it is no longer at the vital center of the nation's work."[1] With the publication of Derek Bok's 1990 book,Universities and the Future of America, that criticism reached a new level of urgency and significance. From the paramount insider position within the higher educational system, Harvard's president concluded that "most universities continue to do their least impressive work on the very subjects where society's need for greater knowledge and better education is most acute."[2] Bok's conclusion (reached near the end of his Harvard presidency) necessarily leads to the further conclusion that the American university has failed to do what it is supposed to do. In short, esoterica has triumphed over public philosophy, narrow scholasticism over humane scholarship. Urban universities are now compelled to work with their neighbors for their own immediate and long-term self-interest. There are four reasons why universities should be involved in urban revitalization efforts. The first reason is institutional self-interest, including the safety, cleanliness, and attractiveness of the physical setting. Each of these contributes to the campus ambiance and to the recruitment and retention of faculty, students, and staff. Needless to say, high walls and imposing gates cannot shield students, faculty members, or administrators from the disturbing reality that surrounds the urban campus. The second reason involves a more indirect effect on institutional self-interest. It includes both the costs (financial, public relations, and political) to the institution that result from a retreat from the community, as well as the benefits that accrue from active, effective engagement. As Lee Benson and Ira Harkavy have noted: As conditions in society continue to deteriorate, universities will face increased public scrutiny (witness the Congressional hearings chaired by Representative John Dingell of Michigan last year). The scrutiny is bound to intensify as America focuses on resolving its deep and pervasive societal problems amid continuously expanding global competition. Institutions of higher education will increasingly be held to new and demanding standards that evaluate performance on the basis of direct and short-run societal benefit. In addition, public, private, and foundation support will be more than ever based on that standard, and it will become increasingly clear to colleges and universities that "altruism pays"--in fact, that altruism is practically an imperative for institutional development and improvement.[3] The third reason involves the advancement of knowledge, teaching, and human welfare through academically based community service focused on improving the quality of life in the local community. The benefits that can emerge from this approach are the integration of research, teaching, and service; the interaction of faculty members and graduate and undergraduate students from across the campus; the connection of projects involving participatory action research with student and staff volunteer activities; and the promotion of civic consciousness, value-oriented thinking, and a moral approach to issues of public concern among undergraduates. Historically, universities have missed an extraordinary opportunity to work with their communities and to engage in better research, teaching, and service. The separation of universities from society, their aloofness from real-world problems, has deprived universities of contact with a necessary source of genuine creativity and academic vitality. Promoting civic consciousness, we believe, is the core component of the fourth reason for significant university involvement with the community. Sheldon Hackney has described this as the "institution's obligation to be a good citizen, and its pedagogic duty to provide models of responsible citizenship for its students."[4] In other words, universities and colleges have, along with schools and religious institutions, a special responsibility to be moral institutions, exemplifying the highest civic and character-building values of society. At the heart of civic responsibility is the concept of neighborliness--caring about and assisting those living in close proximity to us. As an institution, a university's actions and inactions express morality; a university's indifference or civic engagement teaches lessons to its students and to society. This citizenship and character-building role, of course, was at the very center of the American college. However, the didactic approach to citizenship education and morality employed by its predecessors would today be both off-putting and at odds with the openness of the modern university. Collectively these arguments indicate that it is now both necessary and mutually beneficial for urban universities to work to revitalize their local communities. The complex problems of urban society necessitate a radical reorientation and reinvention of the urban American university to become, once again, a mission-oriented institution devoted to the use of reason to improve the human condition. That mission was the driving force behind the organization of the modern research university in the late nineteenth century. University presidents of the Progressive Era worked to transform the American university into a major national institution capable of meeting the needs of a rapidly changing and increasingly complex society. Imbued with a boundless optimism and a belief that scientific and social-scientific knowledge could change the world for the better, they saw universities as leading the way toward an effective and humane reorganization of society. Progressive academics viewed the city as their arena for study and action. The city was the site of significant societal transformations; the center of political corruption, poverty, crime and cultural conflict; and a ready source of data and information. It was, according to Richmond Mayo-Smith of Columbia, "the national laboratory of social science, just as hospitals are of medical science." [5] As Jane Addams and her colleagues in Chicago illustrated, the city was also the place in which academics could combine social science and social reform. Social Science and Social Work: The Progressive Tradition Social work as a field of social scientific inquiry gained impetus from Hull House, the social settlement founded by Jane Addams and Ellen Starr on Chicago's West Side in 1889.[6] The philosophy and programs of Hull House were modeled after Toynbee Hall, the first settlement house, established in 1884 by the Anglican vicar Samuel A. Barnett in London's East End. Adopting a multifaceted institutional approach to the social problems of the immigrant groups in the Nineteenth Ward, the Hull House residents offered activities and services along four lines, designated by Addams as the social, educational, humanitarian, and civic. The residents' programs included college extension classes, clubs and literary programs, ethnic festivals, art exhibits, recreational activities and neighborhood showerbaths, a summer camp program, a cooperative boarding house for working women, and kindergarten, visiting-nurse, and legal services. Moreover, Hull House was a site for labor union activities; a forum for social, political, and economic reform; and a center for social science research. Regarding its research function, as Addams once noted, "the settlements antedated by three years the first sociology departments in universities and by ten years the establishment of the first foundations for social research." [7] In Twenty Years at Hull-House, Addams emphasized the benefits that accrued to the activist social worker from engagement with the community and its problems. She wrote of "a fast-growing number of cultivated young people who have no recognized outlet for their active faculties. They hear constantly of the great social maladjustment, but no way is provided for them to change it, and their uselessness hangs upon them heavily. . . . 'There is nothing after disease, indigence and guilt so fatal to life itself as the want of a proper outlet for active faculties.'"[8] For women, the problem of lacking constructive social outlets for their reform impulses was acutely felt, constricted as they were by Victorian gender roles. Viewed as an expression of "social motherhood," settlement work provided a satisfactory professional outlet for women that was not incommensurate with established gender roles and practices, particularly the idea of the "woman's sphere." Addams acknowledged this when she remarked that "many women today are failing properly to discharge their duties to their own families and households simply because they fail to see that as society grows more complicated, it is necessary that woman shall extend her sense of responsibility to many things outside of her home, if only in order to preserve the home in its entirety."[9] For activist-oriented young men and women of Addams's generation, settlement work constituted, in Addams's apt phrase, a "subjective necessity." In 1889, Starr told a friend that "Jane's idea, which she puts very much to the front and on no account will give up, is that [the settlement] is more for the people who do it than for the other class."[10] Addams herself later wrote, "I hope it will never be forgotten in Chicago, at least where Hull House feels somewhat responsible for the Toynbee Hall idea, that Toynbee Hall was first projected as an aid and outlet to educated young men. The benefit to East Londoners was then regarded as almost secondary, and the benefit has always been held as strictly mutual."[11] In 1895, Addams and the residents of Hull House--notably Florence Kelley, Agnes Holbrook, and Julia Lathrop--published Hull-House Maps and Papers, a sociological investigation of the neighborhood immediately to the east of Hull House; in Addams's words, it was a record of "certain phases of neighborhood life with which the writers have been familiar."[12] Inspired by Charles Booth's Life and Labour of the People in London, the Hull House residents compiled detailed maps of demographic and social characteristics and produced richly descriptive accounts of life and work in a poor immigrant neighborhood.[13] Theirs was not dispassionate scholarship, as evidenced by Kelley's poignant advocacy of sweatshop laborers, whose "reward of work at their trade is grinding poverty, ending only in death or escape to some more hopeful occupation. Within the trade there has been and can be no improvement in wages while tenement-house manufacture is tolerated. On the contrary, there seems to be no limit to the deterioration now in progress."[14] Closely associated with Hull House in its early years were the male sociologists at the University of Chicago, who acknowledged that "it was Addams and Hull-House who were the leader and leading institution in Chicago in the 1890s, not the University of Chicago." [15] Indeed, Hull-House Maps and Papers oriented the Chicago School of Sociology to urban studies and strongly influenced the direction taken by that department for the next 40 years.[16] The changing relationship of Addams and her Hull House colleagues with the Chicago sociologists from the 1890s to the late 1910s mirrored the American university's transition from an outwardly directed, service-centered institution to an inwardly directed, discipline-centered institution. It was also a marker of the separation of knowledge production from knowledge use, indeed, of social science from social reform, by the end of the Progressive Era. In its early years, the University of Chicago demonstrated that by doing good, a research university could do very well. When Chicago's first president, William Rainey Harper, described the mission of his newly minted university as "service for mankind wherever mankind is, whether within scholastic walls or without those walls and in the world at large,"[17] he expressed a pervasive attitude of Progressive Era academics that "scholarship, teaching, and public service were fully compatible."[18] As Steven Diner has written, Harper and his Progressive colleagues also realized that the university's funding was contingent on the public's good will: When the University of Chicago opened in 1892, universities were still quite new and were just beginning to to explore the possibilities of service to their society. This was not a time for introspection or self-criticism, but an era of growth and experimentation. Nothing in the experience of American universities thus far indicated that public service might harm the university; but the experience of the antebellum college suggested the shortcomings of a remote seminary of learning for its own sake. Its detachment from public service had resulted in neither solid scholarship, sound teaching, nor popular support. Indeed, most university presidents of the early twentieth century concluded that service was the only way to win support for the advancement and dissemination of knowledge on the highest level. [19] The Chicago School of Sociology was created in this nexus of "serving society by advancing intellectual inquiry."[20] In the early years of the Chicago School no invidious distinctions were made between the applied sociology pursued by Addams and the Hull House residents and the academic research of the first generation of University of Chicago sociologists. Indeed, the two groups had a close working relationship, grounded in personal friendships, mutual respect, and shared social philosophy. Four men of the early Chicago School--Albion Small, Charles Henderson, Charles Zeublin, and George Vincent--were ministers or ministers manque, intellectual Social Gospelers with strong civic commitments. (The exceptions, with limited theological proclivities, were George Herbert Mead and William I. Thomas.) Like the women of Hull House, the Chicago sociologists were "social activists and social scientists."[21] Action social research, Chicago